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Soft Phallus: John Kerry, Who Is Like 70 Years Old, Brings Around The Extremely Ancient James Taylor to Play One of His PBS Fundraiser Anthems for the French
17 of your countrymen slaughtered like pigs in a terrorist murder spree?
I got just the thing: Aging Boomer Nostalgia..@JohnKerry brings James Taylor to Paris news conference to play "You've Got a Friend" - message to French after U.S no-shows last week
— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) January 16, 2015
Authorship unknown, via @WeirdDave0
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Jackhole at January 16, 2015 11:16 AM (6/J77)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 11:16 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:16 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 11:16 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:17 AM (DXzRD)
This potato faced jackhole is now in the throes of dementia, having graduated there from a state of working imbecility.
And he's the smart one in the mis-Administration of Princess Earflaps.
Posted by: Motown Mope (East of Harbaughville) at January 16, 2015 11:18 AM (xRHlK)
Posted by: Loggins & Messina (Available for parties) at January 16, 2015 11:18 AM (scgac)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 11:18 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 11:18 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Air Supply at January 16, 2015 11:19 AM (ZdA3v)
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 11:19 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Talibill at January 16, 2015 11:19 AM (FGZtn)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:19 AM (ne2fm)
I want to say it's still capable of outraging and surprising me, but, sadly, no. I hate them, every last one of them.
Posted by: khelek at January 16, 2015 11:19 AM (OJm/x)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 16, 2015 11:19 AM (r5Qcm)
Out my name.
And you know, where ever I am..
I'll come stumbling-- to maybe see you again in about a week or two maybe
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 16, 2015 11:19 AM (scgac)
Posted by: Dandolo at January 16, 2015 11:20 AM (wyI5D)
Posted by: Jaws at January 16, 2015 11:20 AM (WKNX4)
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Girl, you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got troubles and I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and see it through
'Cause you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too, maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do it's me and you
Girl, and as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me and thats all that matters
Posted by: Randy Newman at January 16, 2015 11:20 AM (ZdA3v)
I just really want to thank all the patriotic Americans that voted for these douchbags.
Posted by: Talibill at January 16, 2015 11:20 AM (FGZtn)
Afterwards, Kerry provided PBS tote bags to the French leadership team and lamented that Peter, Paul and Mary were unavailable to attend as well.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Phinn at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (DLUnW)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Carley Simon at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (YtWJn)
Posted by: Carley Simon at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (YtWJn)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (r5Qcm)
Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (yAPdC)
But this? A sappy, bathetic dirge that's a joke even on oldies stations?
The infantilization of America continues forthwith.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 11:22 AM (zF6Iw)
Now I almost had a heart attack
Looking in my rear view mirror
I saw myself the next car back
Looking in the rear view mirror
'bout to have a heart attack
Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supper'll be cold
Damn this traffic jam
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 11:22 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (kZVsz)
Thumbs Up!
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 11:22 AM (ZdA3v)
NOT when they've just suffered a series of terrorist attacks.
There's limits even to asshole-ery. We mock them because we can, we should, they're funny, and all in all, they're not the enemy. There's times when we shouldn't.
This is just treating them like fucking children. I hope they kick Kerry in the nuts on TV.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 16, 2015 11:22 AM (scgac)
21
And at the closing of the speech, Kerry announced that "I'd like to buy the world a Coke!"
Afterwards,
Kerry provided PBS tote bags to the French leadership team and lamented
that Peter, Paul and Mary were unavailable to attend as well.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (ABcz/)
Isn't there an Internet "law" that at some point, it's impossible to tell the difference between parody and our absurd reality?
If so, then we've arrived.
Posted by: Phinn at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (DLUnW)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (r5Qcm)
Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Socratease at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Loggins & Messina"
Yeah, pretty much.
Posted by: Tim Weisberg and Dan Fogelberg at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (/jpU8)
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop at traffic line
Your future dream is a sharpie's scheme
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (ZdA3v)
And not 5% of the people you know could even begin to understand how impossibly absurd our degradation has become.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2015 11:24 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2015 11:24 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2015 11:24 AM (fIv/H)
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (/Mxso)
Phil Collins?
Posted by: FireHorse at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (r5Qcm)
Is he American yet, or still a foreigner?
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Dionne Warwick at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (oQQwD)
Beyond embarrasing to everyone except TFG and his groupies. However not surprising coming from this group.
Posted by: Talibill at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (FGZtn)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtQj9wuqhs
It's a favorite of Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (mPYNA)
Posted by: Shoot Me at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (EQcfE)
The Late Night shows would be brutal, yet 99 out of 100 Americans will probably never hear of it.
Everyone likes to think the Democrats are playing 3rd Dimensional Chess when it comes to politics, but 90% of it is simply having a media cover for them 24/7.
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (KKucC)
It was the methadone that made meDoIt!!!
Posted by: James Woman-Beatin Taylor at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (RJN20)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)
Conveys the same message.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (6xLO8)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (fIv/H)
Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (stxLQ)
Posted by: Pendejo at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (S9aj2)
I really hoped this was a joke when I read it this morning. I am truly embarrassed for the whole lot of them.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (0WoNT)
Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (KKucC)
_____________
And the fact Republicans never take advantage of these gimmes.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (0LHZx)
Yeah. As if "I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love, Grow apple trees and honey bees, And snow white turtle doves" meant "buy our cola".
Snarf.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (/jpU8)
Honestly, we didn't think the Greeks would mind.
Posted by: Ukraine at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM (fIv/H)
Kerry and Taylor when the walls fell
Posted by: MikeH at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (ZdA3v)
Donald Pleasance as The President "Let me present this, in the hope, that our Great Nations may learn, to live in Peace" queue American Bandstand Theme
Posted by: John Carpenter: Prophet and Seer at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (RJN20)
Can you imagine if Bush did something like this?
W would never do something like this. Say what you will about the man, but he knew how to open a can of Whoop Ass.
Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: Neil in Degrasse Handsup at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (HuVX+)
This administration reminds me of Jack Nicholson's administration in Mars Attacks.
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Esteban at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (7zAFH)
Posted by: MJaqcues at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (oari7)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 11:27 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2015 11:28 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Chance Gardener at January 16, 2015 11:28 AM (JtwS4)
Man I want the Pope to punch her.
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:28 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:28 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Seals and Croft at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (lJLML)
And furnish it with love, Grow apple trees and honey bees, And snow white turtle doves"
...and then they're going to cut your head off because you went outside without it covered.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (e8kgV)
But that's me.
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (RRbuy)
YO! we're down for this gig next time 'round. Gnomesayin? The Humpty Dance, is a Dance, do the Hump.
Posted by: Digital Underground at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (RJN20)
Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (D+KGx)
Posted by: Chance Gardener at January 16, 2015 11:28 AM (JtwS4)
All I've got left is that room upstairs.
Posted by: Chance the Gardener: at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (ZdA3v)
Broken-down old folkie muttering some hack tunage as the SECRETARY OF STATE proffers it as an apology for a first-rate diplomatic snub? Crickets, with an occasional bleat of 'racism' for even objecting to it.
I'm telling ya, I'm beginning to get an inkling the press just treats us Republicans differently!
Posted by: Dan Quayle at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (DLu2s)
Apparently featured in Rolling Stone this week.
Talk about sucky timing, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 11:29 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro-Robinson at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: The Beatles at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (lJLML)
Because it's all about you, princess.
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (CGjum)
If this was Kerry's idea he should be fired for incompetence, and if it was not Kerry's idea he should resign on principle.
Yes, I know, the idea that anyone in this administration should be held to any reasonable standard of ethics or competence is almost hysterically funny.
Posted by: JEM at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (o+SC1)
Your coworkers, your relatives, your neighbors, your children's teacher, your softball team mates, the nice guy down at the auto repair shop - they are responsible for this national degradation. That's why it ain't being reversed, and won't be.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (afQnV)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (08Znv)
_____________________
I have just the cure for you!
Posted by: Hector's sphincter at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (8TdcF)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2015 11:30 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Captain and Tennille singing Muskrat Love at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (YXmuI)
I just found a stunning example of French diplomacy.
I used the search bar on Le Monde to get their take on the James Taylor story. They don't mention it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (JtwS4)
And John Kerry is the tip of the spear in the gramscian walk through 'tard.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (vLk7c)
Posted by: Katie West Butte at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (D+KGx)
Homer went into space, and he ruined the mission by opening a bag of potato chips and freeing the experimental ant colony.
NASA had James Taylor (in an actual cameo) come in, and he tried to play a song to "fix" the problem, and Buzz Aldrin yelled at him --
Buzz: With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn't the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I'm sure you'll understand.
youtube.com/watch?v=NCkCUS2Vb80
That's what US foreign policy is now. Worse than a joke on The Simpsons.
Posted by: Phinn at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (DLUnW)
It's a fair cop.
By the insanity of cthulhu, when I saw this on twitter earlier, I was positive it was a joke. I mean, an intentional joke by like The Onion. Not the unintentional laughingstock that it is.
Oh great and mighty SMOD.
I know that we are unworthy. I can only throw myself prostate before thee and beg for thy merciful smiting.
Pleadingly and whatnot, alex
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (mf5HN)
40 MikeH: Dood! Best cover evah. Takes me way back to Headbanger's Ball.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad last to go to a FN james taylor gig at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (RJN20)
Posted by: Milli Vanilli at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (lJLML)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 16, 2015 11:31 AM (6xLO8)
No $hit, huh? Now call up Boner & Mcdumbass and let them in the secret too, 'k?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:32 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: keninnorcal at January 16, 2015 11:32 AM (On0/h)
Honestly, we didn't think the Greeks would mind.
Posted by: Ukraine at January 16, 2015 11:26 AM
As long as you bring good vodka. Truth be told, we really do hate retsina. It's like blowing a balsam fir.
Posted by: The Greeks at January 16, 2015 11:32 AM (knoK7)
NOT when they've just suffered a series of terrorist attacks.
There's limits even to asshole-ery. We mock them because we can, we should, they're funny, and all in all, they're not the enemy. There's times when we shouldn't.
This x1000.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 11:32 AM (O/7Nt)
Over there, over there,Send the word, send the word over thereThat the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are comingThe drums rum-tumming everywhere.So prepare, say a prayer,Send the word, send the word to beware -We'll be over, we're coming over,And we won't come back till it's over, over there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 11:32 AM (xq1UY)
That just proves, you're really insane
cause i'm runnin'; for office again.
Though our embassy-y may fall,
We'll not deign to answer your call.
Oh i'll be somewhere, yes I will.
Takin'cash from my friends.
Posted by: Last transmission heard by Amb Stevens at January 16, 2015 11:32 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at January 16, 2015 11:33 AM (RJN20)
Posted by: ValJar-El from The Planet Krypton at January 16, 2015 11:33 AM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 11:33 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 16, 2015 11:33 AM (lJLML)
What the heck is going on over there?
Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2015 11:33 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: We're ruled by assholes at January 16, 2015 11:33 AM (Spluw)
and Political Shrewdness scales, this is right up there with Hillary's
"Reset" button. And these people are in charge of our safety.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: brak at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM (Tj+s6)
http://youtu.be/ov1kjVvYpWk
It has nuance, but it fits.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM (scgac)
Because sure. Why not?
Any day now I expect The Onion to look at the world and go "Yeah, we're out." Any day now.
Remember, reality is always stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM (mf5HN)
Somebody's been reading Insty's medical journal precis again, hasn't someone?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM (xq1UY)
I know that we are unworthy. I can only throw myself prostate before thee and beg for thy merciful smiting.
Pleadingly and whatnot, alex
Prostrate. Throwing yourself prostate before thee is completely different.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM (OiH3z)
Posted by: docweasel at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM (DzQH3)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (xWW96)
IF there was someone, anyone, calling for nuking the ME.
Barring that, it's more like The Little Rascals.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (I1qiv)
He's out looking for a paycheck right now, so we call him by his Christian name, yes?
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (5npD/)
er (yeah)
y (yeah)
yeah (yeah)
Mockery now
Everybody have you heard?
U.S. diplomacy's a mockery of the word.
Posted by: Foul Harold at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (FGvan)
This is what a JV team running the most powerful nation on earth would do.
Posted by: Talibill at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (FGZtn)
http://www.abstractplain.com/2010/best-simpsons-cameo-james-taylor/
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Spook at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (pEkqu)
Seriously? This is how we offer consolation to France ... to people who have been slaughtered by terrorists?
This is how you console a 20-something girlfriend.
Pathetic
Posted by: Frankns at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (HKLQp)
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Beyond Appalled at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Talibill at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM (FGZtn)
----
FIFY
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (NaV4z)
Ok, so I'm not the only one wondering....
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (/jpU8)
Extinguishing the spectacular freedom and power of the internet and extending the idiotic give-everybody-stuff welfare state are hardly less important than the GOP getting down to business by crafting comprehensive immigration "reform" legislation.
If you have an IQ above room temperature and any elements of an historically successful and admirable American mindset, you have zero representation in this formerly representative former republic.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (afQnV)
"I keep clicking a link to The Onion and getting the Washington Post"
Me, just speechless. This is serious Final-Days-of-Rome grade effedupness.
Fifty+ years to chew away at the infrastructure of our culture and all of a sudden it starts coming apart at an alarming rate.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (go6ud)
Because sure. Why not?
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:34 AM
At least we didn't send VP 'How you doin', little girl' Biden.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Frankns at January 16, 2015 11:36 AM (HKLQp)
Not if you ever want to get laid again it isn't.
Posted by: Heralder at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (/Mxso)
Suzanne the plans they made put an end to you
I walked out this morning and I wrote down this song
I just can't remember who to send it to
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I'd see you again
Posted by: James Taylor at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (e8kgV)
For the first time in MY adult life if fcuking embarrassed to be an American.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (/jpU8)
I don't know what music the kids are into these days, but I'm pretty sure it's not whiny guys their grandpa's age.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (ZKzrr)
Ted Nugent: "Hi, John. What's up?"
Bolton: "Ted, I'm going to France, over this terrorist thing. Want to come along?"
Nugent: "Sure John. What do want me to bring?"
Bolton: "Well..., whatever kit you think is good. I think the usual mix will do the job."
Nugent: "Hmm. Okay..., I expect the usual mix of small stuff will do to handle those little assholes. Any prohibition on full auto?"
Bolton:"Nah, use your own judgement."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (028dR)
Posted by: Baldy at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (+35FH)
Posted by: Greece at January 16, 2015 11:38 AM (44OyV)
Posted by: ThunderB,, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 11:38 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 11:38 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:38 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:35 AM
Da, comrade...is smert diplomacy.
Posted by: Vlad at January 16, 2015 11:38 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: MTF at January 16, 2015 11:38 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2015 11:39 AM (ZhxMG)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 16, 2015 11:39 AM (6xLO8)
In other news, its reported that Russian troops are shelling Ukraine, while playing the 1812 Overture, but ending it with a yell of "Ee-dee nah hooy "
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 11:39 AM (qh617)
WASHINGTON, DC - Today President Obama hosted the the French Ambassador in a Rose Garden speech addressing America's increased security following the September 11th attack on the Brooklyn, George Washington and San Fransisco Bay bridges. In attendance was world famous French Mime, Pollux, who performed a touching re-enactment of a commuter trapped in a car as it plummeted into the Hudson river.....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 11:39 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 11:39 AM (HBAcW)
The Stars and Stripes Forever as performed by The United States Marine Band:
http://tinyurl.com/lsm62xd
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:39 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (028dR)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (GQ8sn)
II. I am all for limiting the size of government. That being said, I hereby suggest the creation of a Cabinet level position to be know as the Secretary of WTAF.
The Secretary of WTAF will be tasked with listening to all ideas emanating from the various other departments and then will follow up to query wtaf the department was thinking with that proposal. Slapping of the person making the suggestion is not only permissible but encouraged.
I humbly nominate myself for this position.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Puty Putin and the Waves at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB,, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: NCKate at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (EBMYe)
Posted by: Talibill at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (FGZtn)
I don't know. John Kerry would probably think it's a great song to comfort his 20 year old girlfriend.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (mf5HN)
You have a kid?!?!?
*runs*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (GQ8sn)
I mean, we have plenty of walls just standing there. And way, way too many fucking old hippies that should stand trial.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 16, 2015 11:41 AM (scgac)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2015 11:41 AM (go6ud)
Posted by: Lizzy
Wow.
and....*golf clap*
Posted by: We're ruled by assholes at January 16, 2015 11:41 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 11:41 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: fairweatherbill hattes fingernails on the chalkboard at January 16, 2015 11:41 AM (ljIUb)
but John said that would send the wrong message
Posted by: Twisted Sister at January 16, 2015 11:42 AM (qh617)
I've been playing that scene over and over in my mind, but it keeps jumping back to that Simpsons episode.
Posted by: Phinn at January 16, 2015 11:42 AM (DLUnW)
Posted by: Jrr at January 16, 2015 11:42 AM (BdVar)
Posted by: Pete at January 16, 2015 11:42 AM (+GIS3)
For the first time in MY adult life if fcuking embarrassed to be an American.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2015 11:37 AM (NaV4z)
Nah, that already happened in Nov, 2008. Then again in Nov, 2012.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 11:42 AM (HBAcW)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM
I, for one, wish you well, Madam Secretary.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 11:42 AM (knoK7)
I can tell you this "gesture" would not have lead to any "romantic" interludes with me.
ever
this is pajama boy diplomacy. wants some hot cocoa?
Posted by: ThunderB,, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 11:42 AM (zOTsN)
When Horowitz went back to play a Moscow "cultural exchange" concert, the network sent Kuralt to cover it. Applause was polite and diplomatic. Then for an encore he played Stars and Stripes, crossing the the left hand (on a Bosendorfer clanker IIRC) to play the piccolo trill with pinkie and ring finger...
They tore up the seats. Grown men wept, Kuralt among them.
The Cold War ended that day. They gave up. Knew when they were beaten.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 11:43 AM (xq1UY)
Forgot the post-9/11 concert already?
The one that's been memory-holed because Scankles got her fat ass booed off the stage?
That was also a pathetic concert.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 11:43 AM (zF6Iw)
I humbly nominate myself for this position.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (mf5HN)
Aren't you afraid that you will get something on you? Shit splatters, you know.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 11:43 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 16, 2015 11:43 AM (HBAcW)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:43 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: J. Kerry at January 16, 2015 11:43 AM (qh617)
They were circles around the sun
Never give up, never slow down
Never grow old, never ever die young
Posted by: James Taylor at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The Clash at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (+GIS3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (eeTCA)
*runs*
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 11:40 AM (GQ8sn)
I support you in your life choice to die tired.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (mf5HN)
Hey baby - got some shag carpet and macramé wall hangings too, along with some righteous weed...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: ThunderB,, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (zOTsN)
"Then Kerry turned things over to Taylor, who has become a go-to singer after tragic events. He also played at a benefit after the Boston Marathon attack."
Uggh. Just Uggh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (mf5HN)
Mommy!!!!
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 11:45 AM (e8kgV)
The one that's been memory-holed because Scankles got her fat ass booed off the stage?
That was also a pathetic concert.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 11:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Actually...I did...forget it, I mean.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 11:45 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:45 AM (DXzRD)
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I've been wondering if an FOIA request would produce the names of those pardoned by Carter. I would sure as hell like to know who they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:46 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:46 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2015 11:46 AM (NnK2N)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:46 AM
Oingo Boingo...Dead Man's Party.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 11:46 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (CEyyV)
The one that's been memory-holed because Scankles got her fat ass booed off the stage?
The Paul Wellstone Memorial Fundraiser.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (/jpU8)
they also trotted out Taylor to sing to Angela Merkel
so it isn't even original
Taylor is Kerry's personal grim reaper. gah
this is too humiliating. so embarrassing. Our enemies are watching this clusterfuck
Posted by: ThunderB,, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: EC
Wait. Does she have a kid or not?
Posted by: Blue hen wandering about the OTHER end of the rifle range at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Donny Osmond gettin his ass whooped by Danny Bonaduce at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (RJN20)
Should have opened with ex-wife Carly Simon's Itsy-Bitsy Spider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9cidpLcPgA
Matches the mentality. And, the beat.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:44 AM (eeTCA)
I'm going to pencil you in for an undersecretary position.
Do you want the EPA, DEA, DHS or Ag?
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: fairweatherbill hattes fingernails on the chalkboard at January 16, 2015 11:41 AM (ljIUb
She sings for the other side, something about palm trees and blew up a church to put up a parking lot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (eeTCA)
We had a funeral last week in my little town of about 7,000, logger killed by a falling tree. Over 1,000 people showed up. According to our local museum,several hundred total in last 100 years. Seattle doesn't have a clue how much blood their nice wooden framed houses cost. Please don''t tar all West Coasters with the Left brush, this is more of a rural vs. urban thing than at first glance, even in states like California and Texas.
Posted by: JHW at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (5G4F7)
Posted by: Fenelon
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It transcends that. It is an open manifestation of how dangerously naive this administration is.
We joke about hashtag diplomacy, and etc., but Rome is burning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (eeTCA)
What would James Taylor's jihadi name be?
------------------------------------------------------
John Kerry's would be Moon Moon...
Posted by: Mobius at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (Bx1Dc)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: m at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (rn/hC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:48 AM (xWW96)
Do you want the EPA, DEA, DHS or Ag?
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
Thanks Alex, I will take the EPA. I should be done with that job in a week. It will be gone.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: JFK at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: fairweatherbill hates fingernails on the chalkboard at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (ljIUb)
Pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop. Bitches.
Posted by: Dr. Manbube at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (1PLvF)
That I love you,
I was only telling a lie.
I'll be long gone
Come the crack of dawn
And I believe the word is
Good-bye, bye baby, bye, bye.
I was only telling a lie,
There ain't no need to act
Like I shot your dog, no.
I was only telling a lie
Posted by: jwpaine at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (a3NCX)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (4+IgA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (DXzRD)
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (Lu9c/)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Fluffer, working on the set of Bukkake 19 at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (oari7)
Posted by: ThunderB,, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (zOTsN)
Good Call.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (0FSuD)
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I believe that it all was started by a guy who posted a comment elsewhere claiming that he was "..in the forest industry", which he deemed to be riskier (and more noble) than being a soldier.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (eeTCA)
Jefferson Starship and "Run Run Runaway" is in the on-deck circle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Pete at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (+GIS3)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: A Man On The Street at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (dCigj)
That won't be the last tragic event carried out by adherents of the peaceful religion of Islam
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Kirk Douglas at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ron paul stoner at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (6/J77)
Posted by: Neil in Degrasse Handsup at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (HuVX+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (3jmxp)
One of my favorites...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (Bn6aD)
Who today, Republicans, will speak out? Cruz? Paul? Walker? Jindal? Crispy? Jub?
Beuller?
*crickets*
Disgusting. Srsly.
Posted by: Bayou City at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (AJrbR)
Conveys the same message.
Had a friend that referred to James Taylor music as Flaccid Penis Music.
So apropos.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (DQZLr)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 11:50 AM (nqBYe
Peace Train baby
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (eeTCA)
I've seen administrations that I thought would never end.
I've seen looney guys who pull stunts that make no sense.
But I never thought I'd feel sympathy for the French.
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: boniface ballers at January 16, 2015 11:53 AM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: John Boehner at January 16, 2015 11:53 AM (B/VB5)
Ho Lee Fuk!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2015 11:49 AM (4+IgA)
And the MSM wonders why no one takes them seriously any more (darn those pajama wearing bloggerpersons!).
I'm kind of partial to this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0DZHGKnh4E
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 11:53 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Baldy at January 16, 2015 11:53 AM (+35FH)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 16, 2015 11:45 AM (e8kgV)
Je suis..
Hey.... ever notice that idiot is said the same in French as in English???
Posted by: J. Kerry at January 16, 2015 11:53 AM (qh617)
Who sang a song about apathy we can send to Ukraine?
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (ne2fm)
Fear.
"I don't care about you. Fuck you."
http://tinyurl.com/p98l9ka
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 16, 2015 11:53 AM (fMQoG)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (3jmxp)
Do you want the EPA, DEA, DHS or Ag?
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:47 AM
Oooo! Can I have HUD and HHS? Pleasepleaseplease!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (uJK1E)
It's like Austria sending Falco to sing Vienna Calling to them (and yes, I know he's dead).
That's what's so obnoxious to me: they pride themselves on how worldly they are, but prove time and again that they're provincial little shits.
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (CGjum)
Clown show.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2015 11:16 AM (GQ8sn)
Well, they do love 'em some Jerry Lewis over there, so....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Dr Gruber knows best at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (DXzRD)
Posted by: J. Kerry at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (wtvvX)
Nah, that's the inflatable boat they use to get to the yacht...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (Bn6aD)
At a time of mourning Kerry thinks this is approate?
What did he an Taylor smoke?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: joncelli
There is some awesome lyric stompin going on here.
Posted by: Blue hen wandering about the OTHER end of the rifle range at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (9U1OG)
My long ago X wife actually chose "Rebel without a Clue' by Bonnie Tyler as her wedding song...
I really should have taken that as an omen...
(and yes, that's a true story...)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (qh617)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (nqBYe)
http://tinyurl.com/q58enuz
Posted by: French President at 9/11 memorial at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bayou City at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (AJrbR)
I'd love to see Cruz or Jindal tear Kerry a new asshole over this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 16, 2015 11:52 AM (5HBd1)
You mean like Gen X and Millenials? Because those are a thing.
And if you want to blame people born in the same time frame as Obama, then you are still blaming the Boomers.
Oh, good. We haven't had a nice Boomer war in a long time.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: nuke it from orbit at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (zPcb0)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (dO8Fp)
More like limp needledick
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (wtvvX
Coffee.Meet.Monitor.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: delurk ergo sum at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (YVJI3)
Nah, there's some obscure GOP bit that will be the lead "OMGCANUBELIVETHESTUPIDREPUB"
This idiocy will go unnoticed.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (nqBYe)
Nah, that's the inflatable boat they use to get to the yacht...
Posted by: anon a mouse
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (O/7Nt)
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION??
********
This complete and utter lack of diplomacy and childish nonsense has been going on from day one. You would think somebody in the administration would have some damn sense but after the reset button and the ipod full of speeches and the wrong region dvd's...I kind of gave up hope.
Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 16, 2015 11:57 AM (mf5HN)
My weapon will be a crossbow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (eeTCA)
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"I remember Christmas of 1968 sitting on a gunboat in Cambodia...."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (oDCMR)
Barney is a republican....didn'tcha know?
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (uJK1E)
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2015 11:55 AM (9U1OG)
Wow, Peter Cetera? Why not Billy Ocean? Or Jobriath?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Baldy at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (+35FH)
Makes note to self "Watch 'Inception' again!"
and again
and...
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (OsWis)
They did the same thing as Pravda after the wall came down. They've gone to reporting real news, unlike the American newspapers.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (6fyGz)
Not quite dead . He and Vigoda will go at the same time.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (3jmxp)
Quick, someone call the Mars Candy Corporation!
Posted by: State Department at January 16, 2015 11:59 AM (/jpU8)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (L2xDv)
At a time of mourning Kerry thinks this is approate?
What did he an Taylor smoke?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (0FSuD)
Dick..my guess is dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (rGKRU)
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Couch Fuckers and Toaster Fuckers at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (5yHi1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (zF6Iw)
He was already booked for an Isis beheading...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2015 11:58 AM (eeTCA)
and we well know the pain of the French people... after all... we lost all of Indochina too...
Posted by: J. Kerry at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bayou City at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (AJrbR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 11:54 AM (knoK7)
You may have HUD or HHS.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (mf5HN)
http://tinyurl.com/k3taj9c
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: t-bird
Yusaf cost more. We went with plan B.
Posted by: TriDelt perpetual pledge Marie Harf at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 16, 2015 11:22 AM (scgac)
Has Obama called France a close ally that punches above their weight yet?
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=327751
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (zt+N6)
America, f*ck yeah, bleating is the only way...
What happened to us?
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (b6koZ)
Posted by: Your John Oliver linking Facebook friends at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: La Jock Kerryie at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (Ua6T/)
No, but we want our Statue back!
Posted by: The French at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (qh617)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: maddogg at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (xWW96)
A perfect encapsulation of the incompetence AND impotence of Obama's
foreign policy. Yes, it's the perfect lesson to the French and the rest
of the world, and it only took five minutes out of their life to teach
it: Don't count on us, we don't take your problems seriously, and we
wouldn't lift a finger to help if we did.
Posted by: Socratease at January 16, 2015 11:23 AM (2GbWn)"
During the 2008 election, a nontrivial amount of money as well as lots of support came from outside the United States to support the Obama campaign. I wonder how the Europeans are feeling about that now.
While the French certainly cannot compete with the Arabs for illicit campaign cash, they can make an enormous contribution in the area of snobbery that the coastal bien pensants regard as important. When Reagan was President, Americans in France were often surprised that the French thought well of him and supported his policies. This actually had less to do with Reagan than with the Soviet Union which was frightening the French at the time.
While I don't expect the French to endorse Republican candidates, it would possibly be helpful if they would disparage and ridicule Democrats, starting with Obama.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (KDbAT)
The training program is a part of U.S. President Barack Obama's plan to field local forces in Syria to halt and eventually roll back Islamic State fighters, while pounding them with airstrikes.
... why does this remind me of the movie "Cat People" ?
Oh yeah.. And I've been putting out fire with gasoline
Posted by: Irena Gallier at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Bayou City
Especially since pop artists won't allow them to use songs. This is an opportunity to screw both over.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (Spluw)
I was wrong. Oh so horribly wrong.
I'd like to go on record saying that John McCain needs to be kicked in the junk repeatedly until his eyes explode.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (6fyGz)
Quick, someone call the Mars Candy Corporation!
Call RJR. Pass out Camel loosies.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (O/7Nt)
could have been worse,at least it wasn't i'll be there for you by bon jovi
Posted by: kj at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Hobo Mojo at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (2ivCz)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 11:56 AM (0FSuD)
The hold on AF One had a few sealed diplomatic pouches in it on the Hawaii return trip!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (ftVQq)
There's that two letter word again...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Spurwiser Ploverbud at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (5UYtO)
Posted by: Carole King at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (dCigj)
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM
Truly you are benevolent-ish, Madam Secretary.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: joni mitchell-buffy carpenter ste-marie at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 12:00 PM (zF6Iw)
Some things are better left unsaid. Sorry.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: The FrenchHenri Philippe Pierre Marie d'Orléans, comte de Paris, duc de France at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (mf5HN)
I would like the BATFEIEIO please, with an option for a cabinet of my choice once I get done dismantling it and turning its functions over to the FBI or treasury as appropriate.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: The French>>>
Oh Yeah well come and take it!!11!!
Seriously we can't afford to send it to you.
Posted by: Bankrupt America at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Spurwiser Ploverbud at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (5UYtO)
Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=NCkCUS2Vb80
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (b6koZ)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (GfBk2)
Oh...I see where that might have offended Kerry.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (ABcz/)
I wrote the damned song. Why didn't they send me?
#WarOnWomen, that's why!
Posted by: Carole King at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (dCigj)
France already has enough whores. Sorry.
Posted by: La Jock Kerryie at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (6fyGz)
Did you see me mention the other day that I saw John McCain referring to Patton as very egotistical and I nearly choked to death?
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (2ivCz)
Posted by: Teresa Heinz-Kerry at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (21uBy)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (xq1UY)
Hey fucking Jerry doesn't even want these as his kids.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: The FrenchHenri Philippe Pierre Marie d'Orleans, comte de Paris, duc de France at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (qh617)
Back off cheese monkey.
Posted by: George III at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Bayou City at January 16, 2015 12:01 PM (AJrbR)
Wouldn't be prudent!
Posted by: Karl Rover at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (GfBk2)
I'm thinking more pee-wee or squirt level.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (vPwui)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (6xLO8)
Well, if I was the reincarnation of Alexander the Great and Napoleon, I'd feel pretty good about me, too
Posted by: Teresa Heinz-Kerry at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (21uBy)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (/jpU
That's the only thing I remember from that flick!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (6fyGz)
*jots down*
So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (mf5HN)
Anyone?
Posted by: Carly Simon at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (rGKRU)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (zOTsN)
Gees who's next Peter, Paul and Mary?
Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (2ivCz)
Not a chance, they are all Jooos and you know the Frogs, they hate the Jooos.
Posted by: La Jock Kerryie at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Paul Gallier at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (21uBy)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 16, 2015 12:03 PM (3jmxp)
Or Marcel Cousteau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FS_v_DCEkU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (zpZLP)
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (L6/+u)
and apologize.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (Spluw)
Gees who's next Peter, Paul and Mary?
Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (2ivCz)
Not a chance, they are all Jooos and you know the Frogs, they hate the Jooos.
----------------
Then explain Jerry Lewis?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (oDCMR)
McCain referring to Patton as very egotistical and I nearly choked to
death?
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (mf5HN)
o.O
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
I'm thinking more pee-wee or squirt level.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Pop Warner league could roll these guys.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 16, 2015 12:04 PM (GfBk2)
I'm thinking more pee-wee or squirt level.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (eeTCA)
I'd say "Waterboy", but I wouldn't feel right about insulting waterboys who actually do a useful needed job!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (ftVQq)
and James Taylor accepted the invitation?
Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:06 PM (q+zA9)
Hey, they knew he would, remember they declared him insane in 1968.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (MNq6o)
We are having a sale on organic free range goat cheese
$37USD/ pound
see my web site for info
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien from a goat farm/dairy in Vermont at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Colorada Alex at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (6xLO8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2015 12:07 PM (rGKRU)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Control all your Muzzies
Or they'll murder you
Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (21uBy)
Posted by: George III at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (6fyGz)
The better sock would have been the queen...
Because the sock is the one with the best current claim to the Throne of France....
Posted by: The French at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (oDCMR)
Hmm. they don't know?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:10 PM (0FSuD)
McCain referring to Patton as very egotistical and I nearly choked to
death?
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (mf5HN)
o.O
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (6fyGz)
Glad I am not following every post at AoS, because I could really get depressed.
Let's see now "Along the street, not across the street!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 12:10 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:10 PM (oDCMR)
Muslim Suzy, Muslim Sam,
Packing AKs in Muslim land...
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 12:10 PM (RD7QR)
and the grand facade, so soon we'll burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your eyes
Posted by: Rob Gordon at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (e8kgV)
I once spent an entire snowed-in day and night with a sad-eyed, calico-haired beauty, with nothing but a bed, a space heater and a tape deck, doing what 20-year-olds do. James Taylor and George Winston provided the soundtrack.
Posted by: Anon. for this at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (MNq6o)
Mon dieu! Yes... because even Muskrat Love would be more appropriate!
Posted by: The French at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (qh617)
Gees who's next Peter, Paul and Mary?
Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at January 16, 2015 12:05 PM (2ivCz)
Not a chance, they are all Jooos and you know the Frogs, they hate the Jooos.
----------------
Then explain Jerry Lewis?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (oDCMR)
Original out of the box junk maybe. He wasn't circumcised. But I'm just making shit up.
Posted by: Hobo Mojo at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (2ivCz)
The will double down on speech laws, and assure the public having a gun , or a lock on your door to protect yourself is the Greatest Evil.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (0FSuD)
I'm surprised that Talleyrand and Metternich did not spontaneously re-animate and storm the stage and stomp the bejeezus out of Kerry to avenge the insult to the concept of diplomacy.
Posted by: SparcVark at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (nKOXj)
Also, somebody croak harry reid's parrot. That was just wrong.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (HgNQ3)
Posted by: JHW at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (5G4F7)
Posted by: The French at January 16, 2015 12:09 PM (qh617)
*takes notes*
Posted by: Revolution, Pt II at January 16, 2015 12:12 PM (6fyGz)
Because she lost her virginity to Camptown Races.
Because she's old.
Posted by: Your John Oliver linking Facebook friends at January 16, 2015 12:12 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2015 12:12 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The French at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM (qh617)
---------------------
That's actually a scary comment. 'Cause we know Dear Leader would be more than happy to dismantle it and send it back.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2015 12:12 PM (dO8Fp)
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 12:12 PM (8TdcF)
Have to admit, I like James Taylor.
I once spent an entire snowed-in day and night with a sad-eyed,
calico-haired beauty, with nothing but a bed, a space heater and a tape
deck, doing what 20-year-olds do. James Taylor and George Winston
provided the soundtrack.
Posted by: Anon. for this at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (vgIRn)
I'd call a doctor. Being Ghey doesn't mean you are a bad person.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:08 PM (6fyGz)
H2 took a momentary interlude from aliens to show a thing on the world wars and they were talking about Patton and bam there was John McCain calling Patton egotistical.
Seriously, I nearly choked to death.
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (+GIS3)
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (MNq6o)
Which was to go to the kosher shop and have Borat sing Throw The Jew Down The Well.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: The French at January 16, 2015 12:02 PM
I'm surprised obama hasn't called for reparations for all those poor fools who had to go to Ellis Island to be screened before entering the US... Oh, that's right their probably weren't many People of color...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: The Humpty at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (LRXOq)
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired and I'm not feeling right
All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my home
Best off if you hang outside
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide
Who can it be now?
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (scgac)
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (L6/+u)
actually he announced his French concerts in april
is he a thing there
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (zOTsN)
Wait, so we allow a democrat donor to have a diplomatic stage to announce his concert dates.
A new low.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (0FSuD)
public having a gun , or a lock on your door to protect yourself is the
Greatest Evil.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (nqBYe)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/354385.php
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anon. for this at January 16, 2015 12:11 PM (vgIRn)
Umm, isn't a Calico a cat?
Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Starland Vocal Band "
Which began as "Fat City", the duo that wrote and performed "Country Roads" w/John Denver (harkening back to yesterday's midday).
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (/jpU8)
Glavin!!!!
[Rochambeau...]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (PMGbu)
Posted by: Sheila Jackass Lee at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (AJrbR)
A new low.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (0FSuD)
Cross promotion, baby.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Name: * at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (eeTCA)
But what Europe needs to acknowledge is, this is the America they wanted. This is the America they were demanding all those years they mocked the "warmonger" Reagan and the "cowboy" Bush, and praising to the skies a Barack Obama they had never heard of before, sight unseen.
And this is the Europe they have been deliberately creating, all those years they have been importing Turks and North Africans to do they work in the Mercedes factories and old folks' homes to do the necessary work of society that the Europeans were too sophisiticated and self-involved to do.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (Bn6aD)
442 AtC, you and BC did a great job on the podcast. Any future ones?
I hope so. I'd love to hear their wailing and gnashing of teeth at Ohio State winning. And how BC had to again wear their colors to church.
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (zt+N6)
Any future ones?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (OsWis)
Thank you!
Yes, there shall be more. But perhaps I have said too much . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM
They were young and foolish...don't judge, H8ter!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (knoK7)
A new low.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (0FSuD)
Cross promotion, baby.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c
Nip, you silly guy. Concerts are for stimulus.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (eeTCA)
The thought wasn't meant to be a challenge.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (7ObY1)
And their protests mostly seem to inconvenience working people, including Blacks.
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (RD7QR)
No, f'ing James Taylor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (VnxtC)
Personally bringing Jay Kay to perform Born to be Wild might have lent
some humanity to Kerry. But no, he's a sensitive guy who hangs with
sensitive guys.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (oDCMR)
Shoulda got The Clash to perform "Rock the Casbah."
And then followed their advice.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c)
Careful there bro', you'll be getting an invite from the DoS protocol branch any minute!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Adrienne at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (lVcuh)
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:13 PM (mf5HN)
So they just threw it out there, no spew warning or anything? Awfully damned indecent of them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (6fyGz)
Can we just stipulate now that all residents of Blue States are retards?
Sorry Blue State Morons. You're just a little bit slower than the rest of us morons.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (TxwYX)
Any future ones?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:14 PM (OsWis)
Thank you.
And yes, if people are listening, we'll keep doing them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: The Singing Nun at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 12:12 PM (8TdcF)
youtube.com/watch?v=QG3RfAROVrk
Lyrics NSFW
Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (21uBy)
Nip
I don't think he announced his concert dates at the diplomatic event. I saw the concert dates on line for March 2015 in France. The announcement was last April well before this. I was mistaken
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (zOTsN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IdEfcsjhGE
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: blaster
It could also refer to a type of cloth....That is popular for making dolls.
Posted by: Morons are cruel at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (Spluw)
True whore-ship will require them to state this was a wonderful idea.
When they do, they will never live it down.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (zt+N6)
Bastards. All of you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (da5Wo)
Re-assembled facing Mecca.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Citixen X at January 16, 2015 12:19 PM (7ObY1)
Taylor pimped his future concerts, wtf.
The only way this could have been worse is if they had sent Barney the dinosaur to sing his diddy.
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at January 16, 2015 12:19 PM (RJMhd)
James Taylor: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
John Kerry: Was La Belle Aurore
James Taylor: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Muslims marched into Paris.
Kerry: Not an easy day to forget.
Taylor: No
Kerry: I remember every detail. The Muslims wore gray, you wore blue.
JT plays intro to "Fire and Rain"
Kerry (angrily): I thought I told you never to play that...!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 16, 2015 12:19 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 12:19 PM (s+qrv)
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2015 12:19 PM (9U1OG)
Posted by: Citixen X at January 16, 2015 12:20 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (Rx8ML)
Come on, everyone knows this bit by now, don't they?
Posted by: Steve Martin at January 16, 2015 12:20 PM (6fyGz)
This is the America they were demanding all those years they mocked the
"warmonger" Reagan and the "cowboy" Bush, and praising to the skies a
Barack Obama they had never heard of before, sight unseen...
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (XO6WW)
This is an America fit to join the EU!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2015 12:20 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:20 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2015 12:20 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: The French at January 16, 2015 12:20 PM (qh617)
Posted by: barney the dinosaur at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (zt+N6)
Bastards. All of you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (da5Wo)
I'm trying to remember who Ohio State played...
Posted by: Kraken at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (s+qrv)
no no no
he didn't pimp his concerts at the diplomatic event. I didn't say that
I thought he scheduled some French concerts in March to capitalize
the reality is that he made the announcement of the French concert dates last april
so he may be a thing there. I don't know
in any event I was mistaken
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (qbm3p)
I'm told that some of the horde was not even alive in the 80s.
I know, I know...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: NYC Parent at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (HEo6y)
I love you You love meWe're a happy familyWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me tooI love you You love meWe're best friends like friends should beWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me tooI love you You love meWe're a happy familyWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me tooI love you You love meWe're best friends like friends should beWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me too
Posted by: barney at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM
I'm still chuckling evilly at AtC's version: 'Fuck it kitty, angry kitty, little ball of rage"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (JBggj)
Well, because I liked the Karate Kid II movie and that was the song from that movie that came out right before we got married. As I said in another post we did do ourselves proud with singing the Rodeo Song to each other much to my parents' dismay.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (9U1OG)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (XO6WW)
They won't be happy till they're holed up in Vienna, fighting off the Janissaries with bricks & chair legs. Again.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (MbqmP)
I wish I was ghey or into cats. I'd be getting more action.
She married a millionaire farmer, and now I'm, well, I'm on this here smart military blog with pree-verts.
*sighs, waits for the drinking lamp to be lit*
Posted by: Anon. for this at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (da5Wo)
Could be worse. You could have an aunt who constantly buys you Nebraska stuff for Christmas. Cause she's a bitch like that. And she's proud of that fact.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Hawkeye Fan at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (6fyGz)
I love you You love meWe're a happy familyWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me tooI love you You love meWe're best friends like friends should beWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me tooI love you You love meWe're a happy familyWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me tooI love you You love meWe're best friends like friends should beWith a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.Won't you say you love me too
Posted by: barney at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (lKyWE)
\racks the slide on the 45....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Kirk Douglas at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (e8kgV)
Dude.
"Je Suis Spartacus" is like totally a mammogram of "Jesus Christ Superstar".
Posted by: kiinda creeped-out rob lowe at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (a3NCX)
Posted by: fly gal at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (8TdcF)
486 I hope so. I'd love to hear their wailing and gnashing of teeth at Ohio State winning. And how BC had to again wear their colors to church. Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (zt+N6) Bastards. All of you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:18 PM (da5Wo)
You're lucky it wasn't me making the bet. You'd probably have been wearing the official National Champions shirt. And had to bring a Brutus doll to hold the entire service.
Oh and have been presented with this as a poster.
http://tinyurl.com/q79rdpr
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (knoK7)
Nena singing 99 Luftballons on the terrace of the Berghof could have saved Europe. Hitler would have spent his remaining days overworking his one tired testicle by banging his niece 24/7.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: barney at January 16, 2015 12:21 PM (lKyWE)
Screeeew you! That's my gig!
Posted by: barney the dinosaur at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 12:24 PM (JkmfQ)
Er, wat?
BTW, did Mohammad move the mountain, or was that just PR?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:24 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Lester at January 16, 2015 12:24 PM (2UPXV)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, Hawkeye Fan at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM
Hey my Pop Warner team is better than your Pop Warner team.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:24 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2015 12:17 PM (eeTCA)
In France?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 16, 2015 12:24 PM (HgNQ3)
Posted by: Kirk Douglas at January 16, 2015 11:51 AM (e8kgV)
I want this on a T-Shirt...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (qh617)
Di you read about the poor guy that was forced to watch Barney for EIGHT FUCKING YEARS while not being able to move?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2015 12:19 PM (9U1OG)
***
I'm sure there's an 8-second ride joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 16, 2015 12:16 PM (XO6WW)
Excellent point. I cited the 2008 election as proof positive that Europeans are idiots, or else they'd want a bad ass in the White House. That way they'd get to have influence in the world by playing the good cop to our bad cop.
Instead of hard-nosed military and diplomatic support, by supporting a fellow limp dick they get hash tag campaigns, sternly worded letters, and concerts by washed up mediocre performers. In essence, they hired Pee Wee Herman as their bodyguard.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (/jpU8)
not look to our Secretary of State John Winter Soldier, but to another,
a hero of our times, the illustrious, sober, stalwart guardian of the
Republic John Boehner.
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2015 12:22 PM (JBggj)
Hrothgar, how did that go again? Up the street or across?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at January 16, 2015 12:26 PM (ucB75)
I hope he recovered and burned the place down
Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:26 PM (21uBy)
Di you read about the poor guy that was forced to watch Barney for EIGHT FUCKING YEARS while not being able to move?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (OsWis)
Coulda been worse. Could been MSNBC, or The Spew. /shudder
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Vlad the Dude at January 16, 2015 12:27 PM (/jpU8)
http://tinyurl.com/q79rdpr
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (zt+N6)
We call you 2 and 9 against the SEC in bowls?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 16, 2015 12:27 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:25 PM (6fyGz)
Down the street, not across the road. But I heard from a guy who was a paramedic for 8 years that the only foolproof way is hanging.
Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:27 PM (21uBy)
...Racing Sausage stuff is totally different, right?
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (ZKzrr)
State for sure, flew Taylor over there and paid for his stay, maybe at the Embassy?
Then he plays a song, that will be broadcast on the nightly news in France and mentions, Hey, you like this, well I'll be back in April for a concert.
I am surprised he didn't have a 800 on his guitar for ticket sales.
Disgusting.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (OsWis)
*sets you on fire with the power of my miiiiiind*
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (zOTsN)
Foreign Policy Magazine calls it "ackward"
I believe that diplomat talk for fucking embarrassing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:30 PM (0FSuD)
Who sang a song about apathy we can send to Ukraine?
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:21 AM (ne2fm)
Fear.
"I don't care about you. Fuck you."
http://tinyurl.com/p98l9ka
Fear's 2015 World Tour Schedule:
Ukraine
Syria
Iraq
Afghanistan
Nigeria
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 12:30 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (ZKzrr)
LOL, I was halfway expecting you to chime in. I'd be OK with ISU, really, but Nebraska? Seriously???
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (0FSuD)
800 will probably be the total attendance.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)
I saw James Taylor and Carley Simon at Yale Bowl back in '75. He had hair back then.
True story bro.
Posted by: RolandTHTG at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (QM5S2)
Foreign Policy Magazine calls it "ackward" Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (zOTsN)
"Ack"ward?? Who's their editor - Bill the Cat?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (JkmfQ)
Posted by: tofer732 at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (2zM0P)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (GqEzX)
Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:27 PM (21uBy)
Not a tape deck in a bathtub while listening to White Rabbit?
Posted by: Your Samoan Lawyer Friend at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (MbqmP)
Swallow a 12 gauge barrel.
3" magnum. '00 Buck.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Citixen X at January 16, 2015 12:32 PM (7ObY1)
543 Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:23 PM (zt+N6) *sets you on fire with the power of my miiiiiind*
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (mf5HN)
You've got to be happy that Cardale Jones decided not to enter the Draft. Everyone in Cleveland would have been screaming for the Browns to take him as soon as possible. And they would have again wasted a pick on an untested QB. Though he'd certainly have jumped over Johnny Football in the depth chart.
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2015 12:32 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)
You counting the parking lot attendants. I see what you did!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:32 PM (0FSuD)
When my Son was about 6... I had got up early and was playing Doom on the computer...
Had a Doom wad (mod) that changed one of the monsters... to Barney.... complete with Yuck Yuck Yuck...
Son came out that morning all bleary eyed.... saw what I was doing.... and exclaimed...
"Dad, you just frag'd Barney! COOL!"
Some days, you just know that your work as a Parent is paying off...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 12:32 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 16, 2015 12:32 PM (5npD/)
Hit it, James.
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretairie de'Etat at January 16, 2015 12:32 PM (8ZskC)
When my Son was about 6... I had got up early and was playing Doom on the computer...
Had a Doom wad (mod) that changed one of the monsters... to Barney.... complete with Yuck Yuck Yuck...
Son came out that morning all bleary eyed.... saw what I was doing.... and exclaimed...
"Dad, you just frag'd Barney! COOL!"
Some days, you just know that your work as a Parent is paying off...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 12:32 PM (qh617)
I had that one. I also had a mod that turned all the monsters into Beavis and Butthead.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2015 12:33 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 16, 2015 12:33 PM (6bMel)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:33 PM (Bn6aD)
JESUS IS SPARTACUS?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (W5DcG)
LMAO
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (GqEzX)
Well.... the both died on the Cross....
Posted by: The Romans at January 16, 2015 12:33 PM (qh617)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (JkmfQ)
I believe "ack" is the sound Bill the Cat makes when he harfs up a hairball.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:33 PM (oKE6c)
Try again, bub.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 16, 2015 12:34 PM (oa/c7)
You'd think Gilmour could have, I dunno, wrote and sang some actual songs or something.
It's kind of cool in a stoned-out UMMAGUMMA sort of way, I guess.
At least the Jew-hater is long gone from PF and nowhere to be found on the album.
Posted by: Citixen X at January 16, 2015 12:34 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:33 PM (Bn6aD)
Thread.... winnah... (didn't see it up thread...)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 12:34 PM (qh617)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:34 PM (OsWis)
"Thailand to recognize 3 gender when writing new Constitution."
Male. Female. Ladyboi.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:35 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 16, 2015 12:35 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 16, 2015 12:35 PM (a3NCX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 12:35 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:35 PM (OsWis)
Not a tape deck in a bathtub while listening to White Rabbit?
Posted by: Your Samoan Lawyer Friend at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (MbqmP)
Well, not if there are any oranges around.
All I could think after reading that book was, "What a couple of assholes." They bluff their way into these hotel rooms and cars and demolish them because fuck you I have drugs and stuff.
Swallow a 12 gauge barrel.
3" magnum. '00 Buck.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:31 PM (O/7Nt)
Awful as it is to think of, apparently people find ways to fuck even *that* up.
Posted by: Secundus at January 16, 2015 12:36 PM (21uBy)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at
Psychedelic...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 16, 2015 12:36 PM (Bn6aD)
is it because i'm purple? because that would be racist
Posted by: barney at January 16, 2015 12:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:35 PM (OsWis)
No... that's more a Bo Bergdahl thing.... who is still a traitor and deserter....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 16, 2015 12:36 PM (qh617)
What difference, at this point, does it make?1/1/!?!!?1!?!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 16, 2015 12:36 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2015 12:35 PM (zF6Iw)
Nah, something hip and up to date.
They're in discussions with Ricky Martin.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:36 PM (oKE6c)
But at my age, it's more like "mosey" and I'll show up two weeks after the event to cause further embarrassment.
Posted by: duke at January 16, 2015 12:37 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 16, 2015 12:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
*mind races*
Posted by: Donovan at January 16, 2015 12:37 PM (8ZskC)
*sighs, waits for the drinking lamp to be lit*
*lights good old-fashioned whale oil drinking lamp*
Because giver.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 12:37 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Secretary of WTAF at January 16, 2015 12:28 PM (mf5HN)
Distracts AtC's mind to put out the fire ...
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/556145445584789504
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (O/7Nt)
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Big McLargehuge at January 16, 2015 12:38 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:39 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 16, 2015 12:40 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: willow-channeling yeah old hippy days at January 16, 2015 12:40 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (OsWis)
Time goes by. OSU wins a few, loses a few, goes to court, goes to jail, damn near gets the death penalty, meh, football. The kid studies engineering. He's a senior.
Two weeks before the national championship game, an A.D. rep comes and gets him out of class. Kid, your university needs you, suit up. He demands free tickets for Mom and Dad. That's his scholarship, you see.
So now he has one, count them, one, buckeye sticker on his helmet, and a ring.
May get a scholarship for grad school, they're thinking about it, don't know.
His Mom and Dad are pretty proud. And that's my football story.
I'd have loved to write that screenplay, but who the hell would believe it?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2015 12:41 PM (xq1UY)
Had a moment like that too. My 14 yr old son asked me if he could practice "field stripping" our SW 9mm. I got the gun out, took the mags out, triple checked it, and handed it to him. He took the pistol, checked it, and laid it on the table. He then put a blindfold on and tried to disassemble the gun. Had to help a little the first few times, then he started catching on. Gotta say, I was proud of that young man. Said he saw it on some military spec-ops documentary and wanted to try it.
Brought a tear to my eye. Says he wants to be a Ranger. As a Navy man, that does bother me a little. (sigh.)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (JkmfQ)
I am really really embarrassed to be thought of as from the same country as Kerry.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (LIyA2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 16, 2015 12:42 PM (JkmfQ)
I hear ya shipmate. Buy 'em books and send them to school and what do they do? Could be worse, though. He could have said Air Force.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:47 PM (6fyGz)
*lights good old-fashioned whale oil drinking lamp*
Because giver.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2015 12:37 PM (JtwS4)
Sun's over the yardarm somewhere.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 16, 2015 12:48 PM (LIyA2)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (1BQGO)
That would be the boomers, 1945-64.
YEEEEEAH!Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2015 12:50 PM (KAmzK)
"You've got a useless friend."
Kinda like the French have been to us, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 16, 2015 12:15 PM (oKE6c)"
Fighting Islamic terrorism without the Obama Administration is like going deer hunting without an accordion.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at January 16, 2015 12:52 PM (KDbAT)
The conferate battle flag will be raised over the Capital building at 2:00 PM, speakers will speak in the House chambers after the ceremony.
All are welcome.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 16, 2015 12:54 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FDR's Television at January 16, 2015 11:25 AM (ne2fm)
********************
IIRC, he is a citizen of Texas. Largest Alamo memorabilia collection in the world, recently donated to the state museum.
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Talk about your rollicking good times.
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