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Europe's Top Rabbi: The EU Must Authorize and Train Jews to Carry Guns to Defend Their Own Lives

To even begin to justify the stripping of a citizen's rights to carry a gun, a state must be able to guarantee, with 99% certainty, that the citizen has no need of a gun, for the state is doing a good enough job of protecting him that it is 99% certain he'll never need that gun.

What happens when the state can't manage anything close to that?

One of Europe’s most prominent Jewish organizations is petitioning the European Union to pass new legislation that would permit Jewish community members to carry guns "for the essential protection of their communities," according to a letter obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.

...

The recent attacks, including one on a Kosher market that killed four, "have revealed the urgent need to stop talking and start acting" in a way that empowers Europe's Jews, according to a letter sent Tuesday by EJA General Director Rabbi Menachem Margolin to EU leaders.

The EU, which has enacted very stringent gun control laws, should empower and train Jews to be proficient with guns in order to maintain their safety, according to Margolin.

Worth reading. Of course, the EU will say no -- the state's monopoly on the use of lawful violence trumps any mere Jew's right to live -- but it will be darkly fascinating to read the reasons for rejecting such an elemental and necessary right.

Posted by: Ace at 05:09 PM




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1 I say Fu to the EU...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 05:10 PM (Bn6aD)

2 Anyone here?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (Bn6aD)

3 Anyone here?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (Bn6aD)

4 NOW we see the true purpose of these false-flag operations by the shape-shifting Joos.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (ne2fm)

5 Echo,echo,echo...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (Bn6aD)

6 Where's Liam on this one?

Did he switch back to horses yet?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (IXrOn)

7 Wait, only Jews get guns? Yeah, that seems fair. JJ how do you convert for travel to Europe?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (0FSuD)

8
"Europe's Top Rabbi"

I read this 'europe's top rabbit'. Um...

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 15, 2015 05:13 PM (lIU4e)

9 Nice.


Won't happen. But nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 05:13 PM (LA7Cm)

10 I find it hard to believe European Jews would part with their gold to buy guns.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (TJCSB)

11 Make every adult Jew in Europe an Israeli reservist.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (MwwJJ)

12 You don't have a de facto right to defend yourself in much of Europe.

Can't let the nouveau serfs not be dependent on their political elite masters...

Posted by: The Political Gun at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (0Ew3K)

13 Only Jews though.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (XzRw1)

14 Euroweenies and liberals everywhere develop a case of the vapors in 3-2-1....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (60Vyp)

15 99% isn't enough.

And that's before we get to discussing the ability of government sort of people to evaluate risk and make decisions.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (A6vWB)

16 Liam Neeson not heard from

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (zOTsN)

17
Jews should either arm themselves to the fucking teeth or get the hell out to Israel or Canada.

I'd welcome them here, but SCOAMF would pull an FDR and send them back to the Nazis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (CMkNk)

18 @7 - last time I looked he was traveling as Kate Upton's underwear.

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (o+SC1)

19 Just the thought of an armed Jewish population would send the average urropean "elite" into a complete meltdown.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (/jpU8)

20 How about us? This Burka is killing me...and rapey rape.

Posted by: Muslim Chick at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (2ivCz)

21 16 Liam Neeson not heard from
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (zOTsN)


His mother-in-law is Vanessa Redgrave.

Need I go into further detail about that cvnt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (CMkNk)

22

I first thought this was a post about Tigger, and thought Eeyore, then Allah...

meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (IXrOn)

23 Ron Paul says it will assist those false flag operations

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (zOTsN)

24 FINALLY someone gets what "Never Again" means.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (gazK/)

25 Top Rabbi has a great idea.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (sj3Ax)

26 I find it hard to believe European Jews would part with their gold to buy guns.
Posted by: Ron Paul at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (TJCSB)**********Ha! I have a stereotype story I could tell right now but I will save it. I can't see it being a good idea to arm one part of the citizenry over another politically, so I'm sure this will never happen but it makes a nice point. Or maybe places where they allow you to carry with certain permissions might add "Jewish" to the list of people who need guns more than other people? I'm not sure how that would work.

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (lIU4e)

27 Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (oFCZn)

28 Speaking of Jews. Did anyone read the NY Slime story about ultra orthodox circumcision?


It appears the rabbi sucks the blood from the penis and several children have gotten herpes because of that? WTF?



Might be fire walled.



http://tinyurl.com/mpb5eg9

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

29 "Europe's Top Rabbi"

Sounds like a new reality show...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (10n/H)

30 This will turn into a gun thread post-haste. Yuck.


I recommend they carry a .984 Glock and Wesson, with a scoped out 896.8 barrel, to allow the maximum downrange ordnance payload. When my dual-hemi mag is fully bartherized, I find the .294 Johnson widget most effective.

Posted by: A dot at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (vgIRn)

31 What will be the reaction of American Jews.


Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (zOTsN)

32 To even begin to justify the stripping of a citizen's rights to carry a gun, a state must be able to guarantee, with 99% certainty, that the citizen has no need of a gun, for the state is doing a good enough job of protecting him that it is 99% certain he'll never need that gun.

To say nothing of guaranteeing that he's protected from the state. And therein we find the one, tiny flaw in the argument....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (knoK7)

33 I find it hard to believe European Jews would part with their gold to buy guns.
Posted by: Ron Paul at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM



ahahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (IXrOn)

34 the state's monopoly on the use of lawful violence trumps...

Utterly foolish, unAmeri...

Oh wait, this is Europe.

Y'all are screwed.

Seriously though, just get the guns and worry about the law catching up to the 18th century later.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (A6vWB)

35 18 @7 - last time I looked he was traveling as Kate Upton's underwear.
Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (o+SC1)


I carry a large Koran while muttering words like "jihad" and "haram."

TSA waves me on through, no prob.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (CMkNk)

36 "Liam Neeson not heard from"


I hadn't heard what he said. Now, I have.


Fuck. Him. (sorry)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (LA7Cm)

37 25 Top Rabbi has a great idea.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (sj3Ax)


Top Rabbi is my favorite reality show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (oFCZn)

38 Top Rabbi, I believe, is on Bravo.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (TJCSB)

39 Screw the current law. If the muzzies can obtain automatic weapons, I'm sure some enterprising young Jew can come up with a way to obtain Uzis. Remember, when seconds count, the cops are at least ten minutes away.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (vVSOO)

40 Oh yeah and I'd like to shoot the bastard in the balls that stitched my Vajayjay closed.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Muslim Chick at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (2ivCz)

41 it will be darkly fascinating to read the reasons for rejecting such an elemental and necessary right.

To quibble, it would be "to stop interfering with your natural rights to defend yourself and yours" vice the granting of a right by social construct.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (TETYm)

42 28 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)


That was ONE very sick rabbi who was denounced roundly by the entire Orthodox community.

I believe his name was Harry Reidowitz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

43 Can't they just shape-shift into a gun like Megatron in the old Transformers cartoons?

Posted by: Mohammedans in Paris at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (yweJB)

44 I will note, there have been NO Islamic attacks against Switzerland...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (qh617)

45 The Prophet Ace,

"To even begin to justify the stripping of a citizen's rights to
carry a gun, a state must be able to guarantee, with 99% certainty, that
the citizen has no need of a gun"

This assumes that a failure rate of 1% is reasonable to violate the most basic right a human being possesses...that of self defense.

The guarantee must be 100% certainty, or the government cannot interfere. Yet governments across the world are perfectly content to violate that right and then claim no responsibility at all for the safety of the individual.

This is one of many reasons why Israel is vilified....Jews have taken complete control of their own defense.

[/rant]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (Zu3d9)

46 "I carry a large Koran while muttering words like "jihad" and "haram."

TSA waves me on through, no prob. "




You made me snort, JJ.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (LA7Cm)

47 "Europe's Top Rabbi"

I think it' sounds like a Singing contest.

Posted by: Oxford University Press. at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (DXzRD)

48 If you have the right to a gun, you have the right to hold the power of life and death in your hand.

We all have that right.

Sadly, very few people understand that and so they let a government disarm them.

Fools.

Posted by: eman at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (nvvNs)

49 @35 - "salami, salami, baloney'

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (o+SC1)

50 You don't have a de facto right to defend yourself in much of Europe.

Our rights are from God and therefore are always present. European governments simply don't recognize them and therefore have minimal legitimacy.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (A6vWB)

51 I believe his name was Harry Reidowitz.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (0FSuD)

52 Top Rabbi, I believe, is on Bravo.


You're confusing Synagogue Impossible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (8ZskC)

53 "Top Rabbi" is a good show, but "Mohel Nightmares" sucks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (2cS/G)

54 Hmmm, if only there were some place to which Jews in Europe could emigrate, to get out of that festering cesspit of anti-Semitism...

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (TOk1P)

55 36 "Liam Neeson not heard from"


I hadn't heard what he said. Now, I have.


Fuck. Him. (sorry)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (LA7Cm)


Was gonna go see his new movie...

then he opened his mouth again....

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (qh617)

56 Predict huge black market sales to jews

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (zOTsN)

57 The right to bear arms goes far beyond self-defense. The State has no right to prohibit free citizens from arming themselves. As soon as they do, they start down the path of totalitarianism.

[edited by GM to remove fuckwitery]

Posted by: Adjoran at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (QIQ6j)

58 Three thousands years we've suffered and now you want to bring a gun into your mother's house?

What would your father say? Don't be a goniff!

Posted by: Ma Seidkowitz at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (oFCZn)

59 Top Rabbi, I believe, is on Bravo.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (TJCSB)


Just when I have to leave, Spank shows up!

Heya Spank
Cya Spank

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (IXrOn)

60 I am not even going to bother to look up with Liam 'I am phoning it in' Neeson has said now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (MwwJJ)

61 Flip This Shtetl?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (8ZskC)

62 44 I will note, there have been NO Islamic attacks against Switzerland...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (qh617)


Their cheese is holey.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (CMkNk)

63 So JJ the Jew gun of choice?


A Glock made in Austria, or a Wather made in Germany?



Course Berrata makes some good shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (0FSuD)

64 Liam Neeson not heard from
Posted by: ThunderB
---------------

He's busy filming 'Taken from Beneath the Planet of Taken'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (F2IAQ)

65 Yet another blow to gun control in the offing, this time in GunProhibitionistan?

Pretty soon those thingies that go up will be mandatory accessories.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 05:21 PM (1CroS)

66 CRIF is the Jewish group that tried to protect jews in France. Can only do so much without a gun

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 15, 2015 05:21 PM (zOTsN)

67 I'm pretty sure Europeans can do some killing when the time comes. Evidently, the time has not yet come. They'd be wise reinstating the right to self defense. But if they were wise they wouldn't have sold their country for a couple silver coins.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 15, 2015 05:21 PM (oDCMR)

68 "Latke Dynasty" is fantastic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 15, 2015 05:21 PM (2cS/G)

69 58 Three thousands years we've suffered and now you want to bring a gun into your mother's house?

What would your father say? Don't be a goniff!
Posted by: Ma Seidkowitz at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (oFCZn)


Crazy bastard shot himself. Is there a doctor on the plane?

I'm a doctor.

I'm an orthopedist.

Big deal, I'm a specialist!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:21 PM (CMkNk)

70 Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Hello/goodbye.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (TJCSB)

71 Guns don't kill terrorists. Gonorrhea riddled goats do.

Posted by: Abdullah's Gono-Free Goat Depot at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (yn6XZ)

72 Wait, so if Jews get the right to carry guns? It's a slippery slope everyone will want them, next thing you know we'll be America.



Oh the horror.

Posted by: BBC at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

73 Clean up on aisle 57!!!!

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (qh617)

74 63 So JJ the Jew gun of choice?

A Glock made in Austria, or a Wather made in Germany?


Course Berrata makes some good shit.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (0FSuD)


Let's ask Boris the Bullet Dodger.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (CMkNk)

75 Switzerland has very stringent rules about immigration and not being a country that colonized largely Muslim areas they didn't accept them to take care of labor problems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (DXzRD)

76 It's Rabbi season!!!!
Shoot the Rabbi!!!!

Posted by: kaddafi duck at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (L6/+u)

77 Didn't many in pre-war Europe think the Jews brought the Holocaust on themselves? Now, with the ability to shape-shift, the danger is probably seen as even more acute.

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 05:23 PM (6um35)

78 Train Jews to shoot in Europe? Hell, they need to be training them here. And by train, I mean by IDF girls. And by Jews, I mean Presbyterians, and other non-muslims, as well. And by here, I mean Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2015 05:23 PM (go5uR)

79 57 Posted by: Adjoran at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (QIQ6j)


Dear Lord, step on that schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:23 PM (CMkNk)

80 New version of The Wizard of Oz you see this desert Efreet pick up this shtetl with this cute devout Jewish girl in it and drops said shtetl atop Wicked Mo of the East.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:24 PM (MwwJJ)

81 But Islam is a beautiful religion! There is no need for people to worry.

And there are too many fucking guns out there.

Posted by: Liam Al Neesom at January 15, 2015 05:24 PM (Wg3jL)

82 77 Didn't many in pre-war Europe think the Jews brought the Holocaust on themselves? Now, with the ability to shape-shift, the danger is probably seen as even more acute.
Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 05:23 PM (6um35)


They brought it on themselves by merely existing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:24 PM (CMkNk)

83 Dear Lord, step on that schmuck.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:23 PM


May He bless and keep Adjoran...far away from the blog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:24 PM (knoK7)

84 I hope the Israelis get their natural gas field online soon. Anything to reduce petro-dollars to the Jihadis.

Posted by: Iblis at January 15, 2015 05:24 PM (9221z)

85 77 "pre-war Europe"

Oops- meant post-war. Brain fart.

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 05:24 PM (6um35)

86 Liam Neeson not heard from

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM

No loss there. I'm sure his personal views are reflected in his art. Oh wait, that would require conviction and fortitude.

I'd bet the guy has a gun and more than likely a bodyguard that has more than one. Cfuk him.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2015 05:24 PM (60Vyp)

87 76 It's Rabbi season!!!!
Shoot the Rabbi!!!!
Posted by: kaddafi duck at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (L6/+u)


Funny, stupid and a thread winning contender!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (CMkNk)

88 I don't care what any celebrity has to say. Except for the few I agree with.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (sj3Ax)

89 Instead of guns just yell "Serpentine, Shel!" the next time an Islamist starts shooting.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (oFCZn)

90 75 Switzerland has very stringent rules about immigration and not being a country that colonized largely Muslim areas they didn't accept them to take care of labor problems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (DXzRD)


Andddd... more to the point... almost every male citizen is part of the militia... and keeps their Arm... an assault rifle... at home.

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (qh617)

91 Europe's Top Rabbi. Is that a talent show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (W5DcG)

92 Those filthy Jews should go back to Europe where they belong and stop oppressing those poor Palestinians... and they should, of course, be disarmed because they will no longer be in any mortal danger.

Trust me. I'm a media legend.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (WKNX4)

93 77 "pre-war Europe"

no it is still pre-war, for the next war.


natives vs. mooselimbs

2019 maybe? sooner?

Posted by: # key at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (N21UI)

94 Yeah, 57 -Adjoran is a known troll.
Post needs to go...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (F2IAQ)

95 I will note, there have been NO Islamic attacks against Switzerland...

Give it time. They're still importing 100K "refugees" a year.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (ZKzrr)

96 76 It's Rabbi season!!!!
Shoot the Rabbi!!!!
Posted by: kaddafi duck at January 15, 2015 05:22 PM (L6/+u)




CHAUSENPFEFFER!!!!

Posted by: The King Guy with the Big Lips at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (vgIRn)

97 @82 - the old line about the Germans never forgiving the Jews for the Holocaust.

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (o+SC1)

98 Of course.

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Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (ZPrif)

99 Switzerland also has mandatory military service. And when you leave said service, you get to take your gun home with you, although they do remove the sear for full auto and change it to semi auto. Kind of difficult to perpetrate a crime on an armed citizen.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (vVSOO)

100 Instead of guns just yell "Serpentine, Shel!" the next time an Islamist starts shooting.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosi

HA! Love that movie

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (8ikIW)

101 The Telegraph had a slideshow a couple weeks ago. "Americans Receving Guns at Xmas." Lots of pics of kids posing by the tree with a firearm. The implication was how weird this was, and it was displayed like some sort of exhibit of strange creatures from another planet.

Europe has raised a generation that gets the vapors from the idea of private gun ownership.

Posted by: brak at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (Tj+s6)

102 89 Instead of guns just yell "Serpentine, Shel!" the next time an Islamist starts shooting.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (oFCZn)


LOL!!! Yes, that's it.

Or do like they do in Alabama and throw cans of gefilte fish at them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (CMkNk)

103 I am still amazed that Duke backed down on the call to pray shit.



I expect SERIOUS shit hit the fan in Durham. What fucking idiots, a week after a Mohammedan attack they pull this shit.



Seriously bad judgement.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (0FSuD)

104 "Latke Dynasty" is fantastic.


The Jew of Hazzard was pretty good. Especially where Uncle Moshe was making bootleg MD 20/20.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (gazK/)

105 Good luck wit dat Rabbi.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (xWW96)

106 Remember, when seconds count, the cops are at least ten minutes away.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (vVSOO)

Via a bicycle with only a night club.

Posted by: Le Drill Thrawl at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (xtpUs)

107 Whaaaat??? Guns for citizens??? Let's just wait for the various Euro police to show up on their scooter bikes to save the day from Muslim attacks on native Europeans....

Posted by: Jen at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (msAGT)

108 didn't Obama's dad die a muslim also, seems he is forgetting that part

Posted by: # key at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (N21UI)

109 Where's Valerie Jarrett when you need her to tell us this is a right! not a privilege!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (ABcz/)

110 First, they should become proficient with fruits: bananas, passion fruit, plums, etc. Then, pointy sticks. Guns are way down the list.

Posted by: MP Self Defense Instructor at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (yn6XZ)

111 98 Of course.

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Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (ZPrif)


While we are eager to ban Adjoran @57, it's headlines like this . . .

REDACTED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (CMkNk)

112 You'll shoot you oy out!

Posted by: LIAM NEESON! at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (5voqw)

113 You're all gonna plotz at the new season of Triple D... Delis, Delis, and Delis.

Posted by: Guy Fierowitz at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (yweJB)

114 Via a bicycle with only a night club.

But how does a Bobby on a bike manage to carry a whole night club with them???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (MwwJJ)

115 Or do like they do in Alabama and throw cans of gefilte fish at them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM


Only if it isn't that scary assault gefilte fish with the shoulder thingy that goes up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (knoK7)

116 89
Instead of guns just yell "Serpentine, Shel!" the next time an Islamist starts shooting.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (oFCZn)

What a great flick.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (0FSuD)

117 They will be authorized to throw carry a can of peas.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (xWW96)

118 Mossad training and gunrunning program starts up in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (DT3rQ)

119 Europe's Top Rabbi. Is that a talent show?
Look who thinks he's nothing!

Posted by: europe's top rabbi pointing at CBD at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (L6/+u)

120 104 "Latke Dynasty" is fantastic.

The Jew of Hazzard was pretty good. Especially where Uncle Moshe was making bootleg MD 20/20.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (gazK/)


"The Beverly Sills-billies."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (CMkNk)

121 " I hope the Israelis get their natural gas field online soon. Anything to reduce petro-dollars to the Jihadis"

We would rather freeze than use JewGas.

Posted by: Your Tolerant, Evolved European Betters at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (WKNX4)

122 >>Lots of pics of kids posing by the tree with a firearm. The implication was how weird this was...

"Red Staters in the Mist" - Iowahawk parodied this kind of reporting years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (ABcz/)

123 Seriously bad judgement.
Posted by: Nip Sip
------------------

It wasn't a 'judgement', it was emblematic of their their socio/political perspective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (F2IAQ)

124 But how does a Bobby on a bike manage to carry a whole night club with them???


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

Maybe that's why they ride two by two?

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (8ikIW)

125 115 Only if it isn't that scary assault gefilte fish with the shoulder thingy that goes up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (knoK7)

Ooh. Whitefish & Pike. Lethal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (CMkNk)

126 Speaking of natural gas, did Putin really turn off the taps to Europe?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (MwwJJ)

127 It appears the rabbi sucks the blood from the penis and several children have gotten herpes because of that? WTF?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)


F**k Mormonism, I'm converting and becoming a rabbi!

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (0Ew3K)

128 It would be better if we just told the Muslims that they should notkill people, OK.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (OD2ni)

129 Top Rabbi, I believe, is on Bravo.

-
Is it a rabbi competition show where a bunch of rabbis have to prove God's existence within a certain period of time and whoever's best is immune?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (LImiJ)

130 Guns for Jews are great, but wouldn't it be better to repent and summon G-d to unleash a modern version of the 10 plagues?

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (Moh0M)

131 98 Of course.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
WHITE HOUSE: Internet Rules to be Implemented Without Congress... drudge.tw/1B7w5KD

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 15, 2015 05:26 PM (ZPrif)

----------

I knew it. ...I just fukn knew that Barky would use "Internet Security" as a way to take some control over the internet.

I hope this pisses off a lot of his hipster followers.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (Wg3jL)

132 In better news, Elon Musk a Hyperloop test tract for trying out pod ideas. He's also thinking of organizing a race series there.

This could really be fun, assuming the muzzies don't freak out, and the scumbags in Washington leave it the hell alone.

cnb.cx/1IEeSJM

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (6um35)

133 The EU Must Authorize and Train Jews Everyone to Carry Guns to Defend Their Own Lives

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (oKE6c)

134 Kind of difficult to perpetrate a crime on an armed citizen.

By the time he goes home for his weapon the market has already been blown up.

Cute little town on Lake Constanz where I had a lovely dinner on my vacation? I looked it up in Wikipedia while labeling photos and it's 14% Mohammedan. Sure, "strict immigration" in that you or I couldn't move there without Tina Turner-level money, but they're taking African Mohammadans to who laid the rail.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (ZKzrr)

135 I'm thinking we arm the citizenry with either long bows or crossbows. The question of broad swords needs to be bumped to the EU.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (oDCMR)

136 It wasn't a 'judgement', it was emblematic of their their socio/political perspective. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM (F2IAQ) Also stupidity, the currency of the left.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2015 05:31 PM (xWW96)

137 Shape shifters with guns with fricken laser sights.

Posted by: Garrett at January 15, 2015 05:31 PM (ZcOtY)

138 Ooh. Whitefish & Pike. Lethal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:29 PM


Go with smoked whitefish for that chemical weapon effect.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:31 PM (knoK7)

139 Every Jew with a .22

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 05:31 PM (q5APL)

140 116 89
Instead of guns just yell "Serpentine, Shel!" the next time an Islamist starts shooting.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (oFCZn)

What a great flick.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:28 PM (0FSuD)


Was staying at a friend's house when I was a teenager the first time I saw that movie. We watched it in the middle of the night and couldn't fall asleep because someone would start laughing remembering something from the film.

Needless to say "Serpentine!" was shouted at random for at least a month afterwards.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:31 PM (oFCZn)

141 Maybe we can airdrop some Liberators for them. They can then use it to take out a jihadi and then get his gun.


*Why and I thinking that has happened before? Somewhere? Oh well.*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 05:31 PM (LA7Cm)

142 To even begin to justify the stripping of a citizen's rights to carry a gun, a state must be able to guarantee, with 99% certainty, that the citizen has no need of a gun, for the state is doing a good enough job of protecting him that it is 99% certain he'll never need that gun.

-----

I reject THAT premise straight out of hand.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (NaV4z)

143 Rabbi or rabbit? They both scare me.

Still have a skid mark from the killer rabbit episode.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (zxQ4h)

144 "Red Staters in the Mist" - Iowahawk parodied this kind of reporting years ago.

Bastard still owes us 33 pages.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (ZKzrr)

145 This would be a FANTASTIC development, btw.

Arming a significant group who has every reason to hate and fear the radical camel jockey scum.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (q5APL)

146 126 Speaking of natural gas, did Putin really turn off the taps to Europe?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:30 PM (MwwJJ)

-------

Not all of Europe...he turned off the taps to Ukraine and about six other countries.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (Wg3jL)

147 Adjoran (QIQ6j) this constitutes your one and only warning. I don't know if you're new here or not, but we don't do threats here against anyone except ungrateful cobloggers. It's a rule. Don't be a dumbass. I have edited your post.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (T8K4K)

148 Ricardo, how about we airdrop all the weapons Chicago and NYC have seized?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (MwwJJ)

149
Come and listen to a diva name of Bubbles Sills,
when she crooned "La Boheme" it gave the fageles douche chills,
Then one day when she was forced to be Brun Hilda,
She said "I quit. I'd rather eat gefilte."
Fish that is.
Gelled mit carrots.

"The BEVERLY SILLS-BILLIES"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:33 PM (CMkNk)

150 Jews should either arm themselves to the fucking teeth or get the hell out to Israel or Canada.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (CMkNk)

Blasphemy laws, no significant right to self defense, human rights tribunals and daily circle jerks about the beauty of anything Islamic.

The Jews should go to Israel.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 15, 2015 05:33 PM (AC0lD)

151 I hope this pisses off a lot of his hipster followers.
--
His hipster followers support this. They think there's gonna be municipal co-op broadband or something.

That's a big part of the Obama push, to increase the # of govt owned municipal providers.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 15, 2015 05:33 PM (ZPrif)

152 The audition show for "Top Rabbi" will be called

Rabbi got tallit

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2015 05:33 PM (DXzRD)

153

Wait.... we're removing fuckwittery now??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 15, 2015 05:33 PM (NaV4z)

154 Guns for Jews are great, but wouldn't it be better to repent and summon G-d to unleash a modern version of the 10 plagues?
Posted by: HugoStiglitz


...

Posted by: The Golem at January 15, 2015 05:33 PM (DT3rQ)

155 Thanks for joining us "down here", Gabe.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2015 05:33 PM (L6/+u)

156 I don't know, just spitballin here, but wouldn't it be great if the Jews of Europe had a homeland? I mean, a place they could go where they feel safe. They might have to carry weapons to protect themselves from those that would try to destroy them, but they could carry those weapons as a matter of course? A place where they can say "You can try to kill me, but I'm not going to make it easy for you?" A place where they can feel loved and honored and not despised? I could support such a place.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (vVSOO)

157 #JewishLivesDon'tMatter

Posted by: Jen Psaki-Psak at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (6um35)

158 Jew Jeopardy is pretty exciting. Especially double jeopardy with the IEDs.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (LImiJ)

159 Gabe - Adjoran is not new.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (F2IAQ)

160 "Ricardo, how about we airdrop all the weapons Chicago and NYC have seized?"


Why not indeed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (LA7Cm)

161 but we don't do threats here against anyone except ungrateful cobloggers.

...and these are the times I really appreciate Gabe

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (DT3rQ)

162
Hey, Gabe's back.

Mister Bigshot. Didn't even bring an assortment. Cheapskate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (CMkNk)

163
Someone aware me of what's wrong with what Adjoran wrote.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 05:35 PM (Po8Ix)

164 157 #JewishLivesDon'tMatter
Posted by: Jen Psaki-Psak at January 15, 2015 05:34 PM (6um35)


Dear Lord, an ironic chuckle and a dead-on thread winner for clarity, that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:35 PM (CMkNk)

165 I think its time for me to start making some dinner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:35 PM (MwwJJ)

166 Thanks, Gabe.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:36 PM (sj3Ax)

167 Adjoran (QIQ6j) this constitutes your one and only warning. I don't know if you're new here or not, but we don't do threats here against anyone except ungrateful cobloggers. It's a rule. Don't be a dumbass. I have edited your post.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (T8K4K)


C'mon, Gabe. You should have limited your edit to:

HODOR!!!!

I mean, it's right there in the AoSHQ Style Guide (revised edition)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 15, 2015 05:36 PM (V+kmg)

168 163
Someone aware me of what's wrong with what Adjoran wrote.
Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 05:35 PM (Po8Ix)

You cannot post what he posted in his second paragraph on this forum.

Do we really have to edjumacate you on this?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (CMkNk)

169
Hymies's got a gun
Hymies's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did hymie do?

Posted by: Aerosmith at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (NaV4z)

170 every Jew a 22

Posted by: avi at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (viqX2)

171 Okay..., since we speak of the Jews, I can rationally refer to Old Testament Scripture:
KJV Joel 3:9

" Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up:

10 Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.

11 Assemble yourselves

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (F2IAQ)

172 Adjoran is a form of weasel.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (yn6XZ)

173 Totally OT, but tale of a paralyzed man forced to watch Barney for years. I would sue the shit out of the "care home", I tell you what.
http://is.gd/NFLsPW

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (ZKzrr)

174 To even begin to justify the stripping of a citizen's rights to carry a gun, a state must be able to guarantee, with 99% certainty, that the citizen has no need of a gun, for the state is doing a good enough job of protecting him that it is 99% certain he'll never need that gun.

++++

Umm, no. That is some weapons grade stupidity right there. The right to protect oneself is as sacrosanct as the right to free speech and any of the rest. It guarantees all the rest. Where the hell did you come up with that 99% figure?

That's like if the state were to guarantee your point of view will be aired without you saying anything, so no need for you to have that freedom to speak yourself.

Not to mention that the real purpose of the right to keep and bear arms is that the citizenry is the government. The point of the 2nd was to keep the real power in the hands of the people. Relying on the government's 99% assurances is for serfs.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (IN7k+)

175 163 Someone aware me of what's wrong with what Adjoran wrote.

He said we should start shooting people, named off certain groups.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (Wg3jL)

176 The Jew of Hazzard was pretty good. Especially where Uncle Moshe was making bootleg MD 20/20.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 05:27 PM (gazK/)


maybe Mogen David.

Posted by: Annoyim Goyim at January 15, 2015 05:38 PM (2ivCz)

177 Obama still have his super-decoder Blackberry?

2007 is wondering if it can get it back

Posted by: # key at January 15, 2015 05:38 PM (N21UI)

178 GM: "but we don't do threats here against anyone except ungrateful cobloggers..."

Wait... we can do that? Why was I not informed? I'll bet only the Platinum Subscription Membership Class was told.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 05:38 PM (1CroS)

179 170 every Jew a 22
Posted by: avi at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (viqX2)


Tippecanoe and every Jew a .22

Could be.

Yids alive mit a .45


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (CMkNk)

180 So Obama ordered the CIA to spy on the Senate.

Report: The White House knew the CIA was spying on the Senate http://hotair.com/?p=3003195

Of course, it was true. In July, CIA Director John Brennan, who previously called the charges against the agency he led “spurious,” confessed that his agency had acted improperly when they accessed Senate computers amid an investigation into the CIA’s Bush-era interrogation tactics.

He did not respond to Feinstein’s charge that the CIA accessed Senate computers at the direction of officials within the White House. When she made that accusation, the White House denied the claim. Today, a report alleges that the administration was aware of the CIA’s plan to conduct that invasion of SSCI computer networks before it occurred.

“Central Intelligence Agency Director John Brennan consulted the White House before directing agency personnel to sift through a walled-off computer drive being used by the Senate Intelligence Committee to construct its investigation of the agency’s torture program, according to a recently released report by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General,” The Huffington Post reported on Thursday.

The report alleges that White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough spoke with Brennan before the CIA director urged his employees to “use whatever means necessary” to identify what information the Senate had at their disposal regarding CIA tactics and how it acquired them.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (ZPrif)

181 Adjoran= about whut, 11 Psaki's?

Posted by: # key at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (N21UI)

182 " I don't know, just spitballin here, but wouldn't it be great if the Jews of Europe had a homeland? I mean, a place they could go where they feel safe."

They would have to steal it from, um... themselves... oh, and a fictional nation of homicidal douche bags imported from elsewhere. It'll never happen.

Posted by: Your Tolerant, Evolved European Betters at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (WKNX4)

183 Hilariously, the Obama administration spent the day trying to change the subject away from terrorism.

Right up until the moment VaJayJay was quoted claiming the administration is "right on the substance" on terrorism. It was like somebody farted in the library: all work stopped and Josh Earnestly looked angrily in her direction.

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (6um35)

184 Adjoran is a form of weasel.
Posted by: Zombie
---------------

* ? *
I thought it was an ordinary word.
"This meeting is adjoraned."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (F2IAQ)

185 I have to agree with Anon Y. Mous. The second amendment guarantees all of the rest. In fact, they would be meaningless without the 2nd.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:40 PM (vVSOO)

186 He said we should start shooting people, named off certain groups.

Yeah. We Morons are better than that.

Okay, different than that.

Oh, forget it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2015 05:40 PM (8ZskC)

187 Right up until the moment VaJayJay was quoted claiming the administration is "right on the substance" on terrorism. It was like somebody farted in the library: all work stopped and Josh Earnestly looked angrily in her direction.

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (6um35)

Squirrel!

Posted by: Annoyim Goyim at January 15, 2015 05:40 PM (2ivCz)

188


Every Bibi a Gun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (CMkNk)

189 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (60Vyp)

190 Old Blue: "I could support such a place."

Zionist!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (1CroS)

191 Gabe is still around as cob? I hereby wish to withdraw comments 106, 143, 164, 187, 214, 219, 243, 269, from the morning thread and any others and note how as, "Said No One, Ever" I applauded his music choices.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (zxQ4h)

192 181 Adjoran= about whut, 11 Psaki's?

Posted by: # key at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (N21UI)


And 10 Hail Mary's.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (oFCZn)

193 the state's monopoly on the use of lawful violence

If you don't include offensive you're just a taxable unit.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (DL2i+)

194 Off euro trash sock

Posted by: Jaws at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (WKNX4)

195 Dinner time!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:42 PM (CMkNk)

196 * ? *

I thought it was an ordinary word.

"This meeting is adjoraned."


I thought it was somehow related to marjoram.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 15, 2015 05:43 PM (YEelc)

197
Alright, later fags.





Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 05:44 PM (Po8Ix)

198 To properly derail the thread before leaving to cook dinner.

This has all the prerequisites - big boobehs, a gun/sword, and a smiling tentacle monster.

http://www.e2046.com/product/21489

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:44 PM (MwwJJ)

199 " Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up:

10 Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.

11 Assemble yourselves
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:37 PM (F2IAQ)



"And yea, verily, unto the Danites speaketh thee thus: For behold! Didest the beholden spake, saying, verily, thou shalteth not unto others be rent assunder, lest thou speaketh in Reformed Egyptianeth. Amen. And Behold!"

Posted by: Book of Peeping Stones, J. Smith, Proprietor at January 15, 2015 05:45 PM (vgIRn)

200 Those who beat their swords into plowshares, will plow for those who don't.

From the Book of Armaments
Book of Samuel (Colt)
Chapter 1911 Verse 45

Thus endeth lesson one. Go forth and practice.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 05:45 PM (gazK/)

201 Rabbi or rabbit? They both scare me.

Still have a skid mark from the killer rabbit episode.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (zxQ4h)


The rabbit was a shape-shifting Jew

Posted by: Odo at January 15, 2015 05:45 PM (0Ew3K)

202 186 He said we should start shooting people, named off certain groups.

Yeah. We Morons are better than that.

Okay, different than that.

Oh, forget it.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2015 05:40 PM (8ZskC)

--------

Well, it *is* kind of confusing...

You can say "Burn it down"...or wish for SMOD to wipe out every last baby, kitten and person on the planet.
But specific threats against certain groups? ...No, that's verboten.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 05:45 PM (Wg3jL)

203 Zionist!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 15, 2015 05:41 PM (1CroS)
-----Pfffffttt! Begone wrinkled anti-semite.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:45 PM (vVSOO)

204 So, Jews should be allowed to arm and defend themselves.

Call it "Book of Esther II: Returning Fire"

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 15, 2015 05:46 PM (iIzG7)

205 I'm going to start making dinner earlier or I get too lazy & don't eat enough.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:46 PM (sj3Ax)

206 "Switzerland has very stringent rules about immigration and not being a country that colonized largely Muslim areas they didn't accept them to take care of labor problems."

The Swiss did sign a bilateral "free movement" accord with the EU. Skeptics warned that this would lead to an inward flood of Religion of Peace types from the rest of Europe, and sure enough, that's precisely what happened.

Along with a sharp rise in things like sexual assaults on Swiss female citizens by said ROP arrivals. Trains in particular became dangerous places for unaccompanied women (nowhere to run to from a moving train).

A referendum to renegotiate the EU accord and get immigration back under control did pass last year. It's not certain how effective it will be in getting the Muslim problem back under control.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 15, 2015 05:47 PM (noWW6)

207 The Rabbi did not mention self-defense rights for anyone other than Jews. Maybe I'm the only one here who finds that unacceptable. But. hell. no

Posted by: LadyS at January 15, 2015 05:47 PM (5dip8)

208
Wait,

so no Je Suis Adjoran, right? Just wanted to make sure who to je suis with.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 05:47 PM (Po8Ix)

209
Every Jew with a .22
Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 05:31 PM (q5APL)
..........................
And a Mazel Tov cocktail.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2015 05:47 PM (wAQA5)

210 I get too lazy & don't eat enough.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:46 PM (sj3Ax)
=========================

Not a problem I remember having.

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 05:48 PM (6um35)

211
Are we still Je Suising with Charlie?

Because right now I need to je suis with some chicken fillets, and I can je suis so much.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 05:48 PM (Po8Ix)

212 Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 05:45 PM (Wg3jL)


Yes.

Clearly so.

Posted by: eman at January 15, 2015 05:49 PM (nvvNs)

213 So...is MUMR on vacation today? Or did they up the dose on his meds a wee bit too much?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:50 PM (knoK7)

214 "Because right now I need to je suis with some chicken fillets, and I can je suis so much."

I was hoping for a nice cut of beef, served au je suis.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 15, 2015 05:50 PM (iIzG7)

215 LadyS, at last accounting, Jews are probably the most targeted, and the most vulnerable, group in Euroland. I say arm them to the teeth. Then if others see that it could work, then go from there.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:50 PM (vVSOO)

216 The Rabbi did not mention self-defense rights for anyone other than Jews. Maybe I'm the only one here who finds that unacceptable. But. hell. no



He's calling for HIS people to. Lutherans have the same right to call for it. Same as others. If they don't, that's on them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 05:50 PM (gazK/)

217 MUMR dropped a comment at the end of the last thread. He may not be able to switch threads.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 15, 2015 05:51 PM (1Y+hH)

218 Good. Finally an honest discussion of why guns are needed by law-abiding citizens; Jewish or otherwise.
More guns may result in more deaths. That is a trade-off that we have to recognize if we are honest. Being armed doesn't preclude your being murdered by a terrorist or criminal, it just evens the odds a bit and makes it less likely. Having a weapon can also put family members at risk.
But that risk should be available, because the State makes no promise to protect you or your family. They may, if they are inclined, track down the malefactors responsible for your rape, death, dismemberment, or whatever else has befallen you or your family, or not.
To be free is to have the right to be armed. You don't need to be armed, but when the State takes that freedom away you are utterly naked and at their mercy.
The brutal reality is that it is hard to be respected if you are not armed and if you aren't armed you will do the bidding of those who are.

Posted by: kraki at January 15, 2015 05:51 PM (krvsp)

219 Either way, I'm outta here 'rons and 'ettes. Time to see if all of our occupods have been cleared off the roads. Try not to trash the place, m'kay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:51 PM (knoK7)

220 Relying on state police for protection implies the state deems you worthy of protection.

Posted by: SH at January 15, 2015 05:51 PM (E/Lwd)

221 MILITARIZED THUG JEWS!!!!!!11!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 15, 2015 05:53 PM (vW8Mk)

222 Interesting.

Muslims are 4.9% of the population in Switzerland, only .6% of America's population.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 15, 2015 05:53 PM (1Y+hH)

223

Jews? Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Duke University

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 15, 2015 05:54 PM (kdS6q)

224 What is that old quote...

"An armed populous are citizens. An unarmed populous are subjects." ...?

Or something like that.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 05:54 PM (Wg3jL)

225 And when we disarmed they sold us and delivered us bound to our foe .

Kiplling

Posted by: awkward davies at January 15, 2015 05:55 PM (Z+Mqb)

226 215. Again, hell no. I'm very aware of European history vis a vis Judaism. We want to support a religious leader advocating gun rights for his preferred "brand" and no other? Gee, I wonder what ya'll would say if, in an alternate universe, Pope Francis called for gun rights for Catholics without mentioning any other religious groups?

Posted by: LadyS at January 15, 2015 05:56 PM (5dip8)

227 Je suis ce que je mange.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:57 PM (F2IAQ)

228 LadyS, at last accounting, Jews are probably the most targeted, and the most vulnerable, group in Euroland. I say arm them to the teeth. Then if others see that it could work, then go from there.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:50 PM (vVSOO)



Pretty dumb way to trigger anti-Semitism. Gee, a nation's citizens are disarmed by law, but the Jooooooos get to have guns to protect their lives, because they're special.

No possible resentment over a small thing like that, yeah?

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 05:57 PM (0NdlF)

229 CM, we understand one another.

Posted by: LadyS at January 15, 2015 05:58 PM (5dip8)

230 The European nations will never agree to this. That suggests to me that if Jews are going to be armed, they will have to do it themselves. Like the most restrictive places in the United States, rich and connected people in Europe can legally obtain firearms and permits to carry them. The issue is for the vast majority who are not rich and politically connected.


Many European countries allow limited access and ownership of firearms to people without any criminal record. European Jews should find out what the laws are in their location and start the process right now. For that matter so should American Jews but that is not the topic.


It seems reasonable that they should be able to obtain firearms training in Israel. It ought to be possible to take a family vacation that includes a firearms familiarization course.


Apparently during the Cold War, Soviet agents concealed arms caches all over Europe. It seems that Israelis could do something similar. If the Muslims get frisky enough to start a pogrom, European Jews who have undergone firearms training in Israel and who have kept their contact information updated could receive phone calls telling them the location of a nearby arms cache. If anybody has to shoot Muslims to save their own lives, chances are that they will probably have to flee to Israel which will then refuse to extradite them. In the aftermath of even an unsuccessful pogrom, I expect that they will have plenty of company in Israel.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 15, 2015 05:59 PM (KDbAT)

231 @98
The State must neuter the net of political speech to advance "neutrality"
That and "digitial divide" and "bandwidth inequality" you know.
And being competitive in the 21st century, and "digitial infrastructure."

I used to agree with the sentiment that the biggest danger to our Republic was not Obama, but a public dumb enough to be fooled by him.

Now that the Constitution is openly shredded by the Executive, I think that a majority of our Republic is not so much fooled, as simply done with freedom as a core value.

Posted by: NYC Parent at January 15, 2015 06:00 PM (HEo6y)

232 "Maybe we can airdrop some Liberators for them."

Yes !

Doing this worldwide has always been part of my hoped-for foreign policy.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2015 06:00 PM (go6ud)

233 226. Pope Francis called for gun rights for Catholics without mentioning any other religious groups?

I'm cool with that

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 15, 2015 06:00 PM (vW8Mk)

234 Gee, I wonder what ya'll would say if, in an alternate
universe, Pope Francis called for gun rights for Catholics without mentioning any other religious groups?


Personally? I'd be asking MY leaders why the fuck they aren't saying the same thing.

He's not saying Jews only. He's not even asking the governments for permission. He IS telling Jews to arm up.

Others can do as they see fit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 06:01 PM (gazK/)

235 twitter shit the bed :/

Posted by: The Dude at January 15, 2015 06:02 PM (SyKbw)

236 "Latke Dynasty" is fantastic.

"Days of not calling your Mother" has a limited audience appeal.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2015 06:02 PM (DL2i+)

237 Funny. I remember the first time that I heard the theory that the right of the people to bear arms was to prevent the government from becoming a tyranny. Back in the early 80s.

The concept IS back in vogue.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:02 PM (V70Uh)

238 Of course all the citizens should be armed. the fact that there would be 10 times as many armed muslim as Jews should not even be considered and here in the USA let's give serious considration to rearming all those felons who have finished up with their supervised release.
The guns on planes I still have reservations about

Posted by: righter at January 15, 2015 06:04 PM (mqQ9X)

239 LadyS: "We want to support a religious leader advocating gun rights for his preferred "brand" and no other?"

He's Europe's top Rabbi. In his official capacity he can only safely speak for his people. He wants them capable of self-defense. That's about as benign and non-confrontational as he can get. He's not demanding that others not be able to advocate for themselves and he's also not being presumptive to speak for them either.

He's uniquely qualified to make this specific request particularly given the regional history.

When other group representatives step forth and demand self-defense, I'll support them in that endeavor, too.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 06:04 PM (1CroS)

240 Read his own words again, rickb223.

Posted by: LadyS at January 15, 2015 06:04 PM (5dip8)

241 Personally? I'd be asking MY leaders why the fuck they aren't saying the same thing.

I wouldn't, because we're not that sort of tribal. We believe in rule of law and a color-blind justice.

Which this argument for special license is not supporting. Which this type of special license undermines - it'd be like only letting black/white/green/pink people go to college, while leaving a law in place that forbids anyone (else) from going to college.

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 06:05 PM (0NdlF)

242 "You're Wearing THAT Schmatta?" replaced What Not to Wear last season.

Posted by: fly gal at January 15, 2015 06:05 PM (8TdcF)

243 about 20% of all adult men in the USA have been convicted of a felony

Posted by: righter at January 15, 2015 06:06 PM (mqQ9X)

244 Meremortal:

Is it that high?? Didn't think so in Switzerland.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 06:06 PM (q5APL)

245 righter,

what is that? 100% of Blacks and Latinos?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:07 PM (V70Uh)

246 Read his own words again, rickb223.


Didn't see where he said Jews only. He speaks for the Jews.

Why in the hell aren't other group's leaders saying the same thing?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 06:07 PM (gazK/)

247 I thought it was somehow related to marjoram.

I've got a jar of that stuff and no idea what to put it on.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 15, 2015 06:07 PM (ZKzrr)

248 Posted by: LadyS at January 15, 2015 06:04 PM (5dip

His job is to protect the lives of the Jews of Europe. When he's done with that he can move on to the rest of those at risk.

But if you are suggesting that there is something untoward about a rabbi specifically demanding that Jews be armed....in Europe....against Islamic fundamentalists....then I have no idea how to convince you otherwise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:07 PM (Zu3d9)

249

Posted by: righter

STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:08 PM (Po8Ix)

250
Go back to Sadly, No, you dumb cocksucker.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:08 PM (Po8Ix)

251 Which this argument for special license is not supporting. Which this type of special license undermines - it'd be like only letting black/ white/green/pink people go to college,


Like AA preferences and set asides? Let me know when the NAACP or La Raza champions for whites to attend college.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 06:10 PM (gazK/)

252 This is proven to work.
Read the book of Esther.
Allowing the Jews to arm themselves against genocide saved them while in exile in Persia.

Posted by: Terry_Jim at January 15, 2015 06:10 PM (CaWWx)

253 He's Europe's top Rabbi. In his official capacity he can only safely speak for his people.

If we want multi-cultural diversity and peaceful coexistence, then there has to be consideration of everyone else in this sort of societal appeal.

Jews are not the only ones who get killed by terrorist attacks. Jews are not the only ones who should be equipped to protect themselves.

Asking for a Jew-only solution is short-sighted and self-out-ing.

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 06:10 PM (0NdlF)

254 for rejecting such an elemental and necessary right.


Most of Europe and far too many people in the US do not view the right to self defense as one of the, if not the, most elemental human right.

This is why the Left and the Right so frequently seem to be talking about completely different universes. It's because they are.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 15, 2015 06:10 PM (IrByp)

255 I don't think he made that incremental strategy at all clear, CBD. It's fair game to point that out.

Posted by: LadyS at January 15, 2015 06:10 PM (5dip8)

256
But if you are suggesting that there is something untoward about a rabbi specifically demanding that Jews be armed....in Europe....against Islamic fundamentalists....then I have no idea how to convince you otherwise.


Universal human rights are universal, not Jewish.

Do the math.

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 06:11 PM (0NdlF)

257 If we want multi-cultural diversity and peaceful
coexistence, then there has to be consideration
of everyone else in this sort of societal appeal.


Then disband the NAACP and La Raza.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 06:11 PM (gazK/)

258 Another show I like is Jew Eye for a Straight Guy.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 06:11 PM (LImiJ)

259 243 about 20% of all adult men in the USA have been convicted of a felony

Posted by: righter at January 15, 2015 06:06 PM (mqQ9X)



Link? I'm dubious about that. I'm not sure that's even true for black men, for whom something like 25% have been in jail (i.e., a stat that includes various misdemeanors as well as felonies, the latter being defined IIRC as offenses for which the punishment is a year or more in jail).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 06:11 PM (oKE6c)

260 Figured out a better word than "self-out-ing"

Self-Other-ing.

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 06:12 PM (0NdlF)

261
THEN WHO AMERICA'S TOP RABBI?

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:12 PM (Po8Ix)

262

Link? I'm dubious about that.


It's a troll. It's bullshit.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:13 PM (Po8Ix)

263 Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:13 PM (Po8Ix)


Thanks. I was just prairie dogging and hadn't realized that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (oKE6c)

264 I have a list of groups of people I'd like to see thrown into a volcano in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Adjor-ERG!! at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (9F2c1)

265 Screw this.

As a member of the Jewish Brigade of the Horde, I think you all should arm me!

An FN SCAR 17S would be fine. Either color is okay, but I would prefer the green one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (Zu3d9)

266 You can now buy Marijuana based 'sexual lubricants' in Colorado.

Marketing says it is bettter for women


Posted by: # key at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (N21UI)

267 "Most of Europe and far too many people in the US do not view the right to self defense as one of the, if not the, most elemental human right. "

That is because those on the Left oppose the idea that you, yourself, own your life. The state owns you.

Posted by: navybrat at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (JgC5a)

268 Ace, how can it be fascinating when it will be a regurgitation of everything rhe left spews?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (y2suD)

269 Can't the Jews just get steel Yama.. Yamik....
Beanies with razor edges and throw them like in the James Bond movies?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 15, 2015 06:15 PM (vW8Mk)

270 "....prairie dogging..."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (oKE6c)

Is that a euphemism that I do not want to look up?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:15 PM (Zu3d9)

271 265 Screw this.

As a member of the Jewish Brigade of the Horde, I think you all should arm me!

An FN SCAR 17S would be fine. Either color is okay, but I would prefer the green one.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January

But first, you will buy me a drink

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 06:15 PM (y2suD)

272 are we sure the Germans didn't leave a pile of Jew guns in Switzerland?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 15, 2015 06:16 PM (Cq0oW)

273 Meremortal:

Is it that high?? Didn't think so in Switzerland.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 06:06 PM (q5APL)

The Swiss population is high considering the usual pattern. When muslims reach 5% of a national population, it is typical to experience constant violence and disruption from them.

Since America is large, we have a lower percentage, but it means the raw number is around 1.9 million muslims in the USA. At 5% we'd have almost 16 million, 3 times the population of my state.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 15, 2015 06:17 PM (1Y+hH)

274
Adjoran's comment was obviously tongue-in-cheek. It wasn't a good thing to joke about, especially since he was too subtle. But it was a joke.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:17 PM (Po8Ix)

275 Is that a euphemism that I do not want to look up?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:15 PM (Zu3d9)

Yes.

Posted by: Wee Turtle Head Pokin' Out at January 15, 2015 06:17 PM (vgIRn)

276 This is why the Left and the Right so frequently seem to be talking
about completely different universes. It's because they are.


real vs. wrong.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2015 06:18 PM (DL2i+)

277 "...then there has to be consideration of everyone else in this sort of societal appeal."

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 06:10 PM (0NdlF)

Yeah, the Jews of Europe really owe the rest of Europe that consideration.

Forgive me if I don't give a shit......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:18 PM (Zu3d9)

278 You can now buy Marijuana based 'sexual lubricants' in Colorado. Marketing says it is better for women

All a duh womens folks lubba da goes-inta when theys be sleepin'.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 15, 2015 06:19 PM (zxQ4h)

279 Of course there is another option:

The JEWS of Europe should move to Israel where they are wanted, protected, and armed. And US Jews take notice, the future does not belong to you.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:19 PM (nzKvP)

280 99%??
would you get in an elevator that had a 99% chance of not plunging to the ground?

no, the risk of not having a gun has to be greater than the threat of the wrong person *legally* owning a gun.

oh, btw, the pope's mother is a whore.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 15, 2015 06:19 PM (LWu6U)

281 I have a list of groups of people I'd like to see thrown into a volcano in Philadelphia.
Posted by: Adjor-ERG!! at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (9F2c1)


Wait, there's a volcano in Philly?


None of you ever tell me anything.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 15, 2015 06:20 PM (IrByp)

282 CM: "Asking for a Jew-only solution is short-sighted and self-out-ing."

And if the top Rabbi were to speak out more generically to represent "all" voices, he'd be pilloried for that, too. I mean, who wants a stinkin' Jew to speak for "us"?

In a reasonable world, you could safely make presumptuous assertions about what everyone wants or should have. Europe has a heritage that is provably unreasonable. A Jew in Europe generally lacks a safety net. There are limits to what they, as a group, can assume about other tribes. This Rabbi is pushing without being pushy.

It's easy to insist from here that he should advocate for all people. In a reasonable world, he could.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 06:21 PM (1CroS)

283 Do the math.

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 06:11 PM (0NdlF)

I have no responsibility to protect your rights.

That's YOUR job.

And suggesting that the Jews of Europe be held to some unattainable and unique standard is a bit silly. And I am choosing that word over what I really want to say.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:22 PM (Zu3d9)

284 281. Wait, there's a volcano in Philly

Well duh!!
Watch any philly sport team during a home game
They're spewing all the time

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 15, 2015 06:22 PM (vW8Mk)

285 "Is that a euphemism that I do not want to look up?"


I believe Jay was saying he was popping his head in and out of the thread.


*But, there is an Urban Dictionary meaning as well since you asked*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 06:22 PM (LA7Cm)

286
There's another option.

Send every Muslim back to whence they came....

with anti-Jew under each arm.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:23 PM (Po8Ix)

287 Damnit, willowed again.

And after my best comment on this blog, ever (the list is short).

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2015 06:23 PM (hOikw)

288 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:22 PM (Zu3d9)

Pretty much just got here. What am I missing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:23 PM (nzKvP)

289 "An armed society is a polite society."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:23 PM (V70Uh)

290 Pretty much just got here. What am I missing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----------------

Time at the range.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 06:24 PM (F2IAQ)

291 What am I missing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:23 PM (nzKvP)

Apparently the concept that an important rabbi in Europe suggesting that Jews be armed against anti-Semitic attacks is inappropriate.

I think the argument is that the Jews should be looking out for everyone else too.

And my answer to that is: 1933-1945.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:24 PM (Zu3d9)

292 Do the math.

Uh, 'blue'? Yeah, blue, final answer.

Posted by: Common Core Student at January 15, 2015 06:25 PM (zxQ4h)

293 The rabbi wants the EU to train the Jews in the use of guns?

As a conservative, I think the Jews should pay for their own damn training.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:25 PM (V70Uh)

294 281 I have a list of groups of people I'd like to see thrown into a volcano in Philadelphia.
Posted by: Adjor-ERG!! at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (9F2c1)

Wait, there's a volcano in Philly?


None of you ever tell me anything.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at January 15, 2015 06:20 PM (IrByp)


I was alluding to a time Ace stomped on a troll a year or so back (google "Erg vs. the Volcano" and you'll see what I mean). I would never risk your wrath by hiding information from you. I have too much to live for.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 15, 2015 06:25 PM (9F2c1)

295 I got it
Why don't the Jews just throw those gold bricks they are holding as per Ron Paul
They're heavy...must leave a bruise

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 15, 2015 06:25 PM (vW8Mk)

296 The "Elon Musk a Hyperloop" is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and I'm a Moron. Why would you spend a fortune to go airplane speeds close to the ground where if something goes wrong it's instant splat?

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2015 06:26 PM (DL2i+)

297 Apparently the concept that an important rabbi in Europe suggesting that Jews be armed against anti-Semitic attacks is inappropriate.

I think the argument is that the Jews should be looking out for everyone else too.

And my answer to that is: 1933-1945.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:24 PM (Zu3d9)

Ah ok, well when everyone else is as big a target as the Jews of Europe get back to me on that point. And since the "Jews" have been at the forefront of the fight against terrorism for the last 50 years, I think we got that one covered.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:26 PM (nzKvP)

298 I'm sure that ValJar has someone appointed to make sure they always have the right substance in the White House.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 15, 2015 06:27 PM (yR6A1)

299
Not just an important rabbi...

a top rabbi.

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:28 PM (Po8Ix)

300 War story: Back when I was on the dark side, I represented a dirtbag who had been caught red handed with large amount of meth. He had a bullshit story about how he didn't know it was in his car. He wanted to take the stand and tell his story. I told him he couldn't because he had 11 prior felony convictions, including some nasty ones including the rape of a cop's wife and a later assault on the cop. (He had a bullshit story about that, too.) He told me it'd be OK. The way.the prosecutors around here are, everybody's got a few felony convictions.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 06:28 PM (LImiJ)

301 I have no responsibility to protect your rights.

That's YOUR job.


You say that as a minority in a democratic system? Suicidal.


Yeah, the Jews of Europe really owe the rest of Europe that consideration.

Yeah, all that European bleeding to kill off the Nazis, and the years of suppressing Nazi ideologies ... not owed a thing.

Whelps. Good luck to your people then. Who needs allies? You owe them nothing!

Posted by: CM at January 15, 2015 06:28 PM (0NdlF)

302 So Europe's elite are talking about being able to carry guns, last week they were talking about some sort of permission to say what they wanted without being shot or arrested.

If only there was some kind of list of, oh lets call them "rights" that these idiots could refer to to know what is necessary for a free society to function.

What's next, they will start saying the gov. can't quarter soldiers in their homes?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 15, 2015 06:28 PM (LWu6U)

303 291 What am I missing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:23 PM (nzKvP)

Apparently the concept that an important rabbi in Europe suggesting that Jews be armed against anti-Semitic attacks is inappropriate.

I think the argument is that the Jews should be looking out for everyone else too.

And my answer to that is: 1933-1945.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06

Jews and any other gentile who wants to carry should. The right to self defense is first and foremost. And if you don't believe that then I pity you in the burning days

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 06:28 PM (y2suD)

304
He's European Shaft of rabbis, I gather.
(shut yo mouth!)

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:28 PM (Po8Ix)

305 Hymie's got a gun.

Posted by: J Jackson at January 15, 2015 06:29 PM (JdEZJ)

306 Back in law school I was poor and about the only thing I ate was Top Rabbi.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 06:29 PM (LImiJ)

307 289 "An armed society is a polite society."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:23 PM (V70Uh)

---------

This is so very true.

Ever notice how polite people are at a gun range?

And back when people wore sidearms, swords and such...they were very polite to each other.
They addressed each other as "Mr., Miss or Mrs." and took care not to offend each other.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 06:30 PM (Wg3jL)

308 >> He had a bullshit story about how he didn't know it was in his car.

Montel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5kO4FWEHIA

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 15, 2015 06:30 PM (LWu6U)

309 Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 06:28 PM (LImiJ)




So you went from defense to prosecution? That's a fairly rare path.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 15, 2015 06:30 PM (vgIRn)

310 34
Seriously though, just get the guns and worry about the law catching up to the 18th century later.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (A6vWB)


^^This.

The idea that people should have to beg permission from the government to exercise the basic human right of self-defense is noxious.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2015 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

311 270 "....prairie dogging..."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 06:14 PM (oKE6c)

Is that a euphemism that I do not want to look up?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 06:15 PM (Zu3d9)



No, it's OK. Per Dilbert (IIRC), it originally referred to cubicle farms whose occupants would periodically poke their heads above the partitions. I was using it in the virtual sense of popping up here while working on something (yes!).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 06:32 PM (oKE6c)

312 "The Book of Etiquette here is the Colt revolver. It teaches lessons which are never forgotten". - Oscar Wilde, writing from Leadville, CO.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 06:32 PM (F2IAQ)

313 With all these "strict" EU gun laws, isn't it amazing that the muzzie terrorist scum have no problem getting assault weapons? Kinda looks like Chicago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:32 PM (nzKvP)

314
Another show I like is Jew Eye for a Straight Guy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 06:11 PM (LImiJ)
........................
I watched all of Mohel on Wheels.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2015 06:32 PM (wAQA5)

315 To get a compensator installed on the muzzle, do they go to a gunsmith or a rabbi?

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at January 15, 2015 06:33 PM (OLFrt)

316 Ever notice how polite people are at a gun range?



And back when people wore sidearms, swords and such...they were very polite to each other.

They addressed each other as "Mr., Miss or Mrs." and took care not to offend each other.



Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 06:30 PM (Wg3jL)

Just as Japan is famously polite. Having heavily armed samurai strutting around who can kill you for looking at them cross-eyed makes people very courtesy conscious.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 06:33 PM (oKE6c)

317 rickl: "The idea that people should have to beg permission from the government to exercise the basic human right of self-defense is noxious."

Yep. That's us... the Noxious Party.

Posted by: The Democrats and the MFM, BIRM at January 15, 2015 06:34 PM (1CroS)

318
You all heard about the protestors terrorists in Boston today stopping rush hour traffic.

Howie Caller caller: "Howie, what does an I-93 protestor smell like? Depends."



(they were wearing diapers)

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:34 PM (Po8Ix)

319 So you went from defense to prosecution? That's a fairly rare path.
Posted by: Bob's
-------------------

Local Progressives voted out a damn fine DA of 24 years, replacing him with a Progressive lawyer. Things are going to go to shit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 06:34 PM (F2IAQ)

320 I like it. An Elite Jewish Force defending themselves, and meanwhile protecting the rights of European publications to be virulently anti-Semitic.

Kind of like the Swiss Guards at the Vatican--but not really.

We'll call them "The Knights of Murray"

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 06:35 PM (HBAcW)

321 One of my friends is a geologist. He had a job in Wyoming. After an encounter with a disgruntled rancher (the rancher put a shotgun to his head, the oil company had right-of-way) he bought a revolver and wore it in a holster (Wyo. is an open-carry state).

He was amazed at how nice he was treated by everyone.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:37 PM (V70Uh)

322 I think the argument is that the Jews should be looking out for everyone else too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Just like how the NAACP and La Raza looks out for whitey here.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 06:37 PM (gazK/)

323 well this thread died died like a Jew at ron paul rally

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:37 PM (nzKvP)

324 Still can't stomach "systemic justice," myself. I suppose I'm glad there are those who can.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 15, 2015 06:37 PM (vgIRn)

325 Howie Caller caller: "Howie, what does an I-93 protestor smell like? Depends.

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Somebody on Twitter came up with a great name for them; douchebarrels.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 06:38 PM (LImiJ)

326 the oy team

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 15, 2015 06:38 PM (Cq0oW)

327 If the Jews were packing heat, I bet the Nazis would have treated them with respect.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:39 PM (V70Uh)

328
I like it. An Elite Jewish Force defending themselves
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh




G. I. Schmo

"Gooooo Schmo!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 15, 2015 06:39 PM (kdS6q)

329
the Je Suis EBT Card protest, some are calling it

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:39 PM (Po8Ix)

330 i pity the schlemiel

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 15, 2015 06:39 PM (Cq0oW)

331 i love it when a bar mitzvah comes together

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 15, 2015 06:40 PM (Cq0oW)

332 Montel?

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I liked that show but they never solved the murder.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 06:40 PM (LImiJ)

333 A rabbi, out on the edge...

Top Rabbi 2: This Time I'm Meshuggah

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 06:41 PM (oFCZn)

334 If the Jews were packing heat, I bet the Nazis would have treated them with respect.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:39 PM (V70Uh)

Not necessarily but we would have taken more Nazi's the great beyond with us, and there is some satisfaction in that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:41 PM (nzKvP)

335 Another hero cat in the sidebar. This one saved an abandoned baby in Russia. Kept the baby warm and meowed until somebody noticed. Beautiful kitteh, too.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2015 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

336 295
I got it

Why don't the Jews just throw those gold bricks they are holding as per Ron Paul

They're heavy...must leave a bruise

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 15, 2015 06:25 PM (vW8Mk)

you understand nothing about tuco,.. .nothing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVznSHEWf8E

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 15, 2015 06:42 PM (LWu6U)

337 If the Jews were packing heat, I bet the Nazis would have treated them with respect.
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They treated ME with respect. What's the problem?

Posted by: George Soros at January 15, 2015 06:42 PM (F2IAQ)

338 Fences make good neighbors and pistols make nice strangers.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 06:43 PM (1CroS)

339
brb, off to the sideboob..

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:43 PM (Po8Ix)

340 they disarmed the jews first

nood btw

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 15, 2015 06:43 PM (Cq0oW)

341 your money or your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVzdUczMT0

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 15, 2015 06:44 PM (LWu6U)

342 There was a terrorist attack in London today.....oh wait sorry, it was just the NY Knicks stinkin the place up across the pond

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2015 06:44 PM (nzKvP)

343
nood

Posted by: Reflective Alternate-Reality Soothsayer at January 15, 2015 06:45 PM (Po8Ix)

344 Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

Sounds like baloney to me. Jews aren't supposed to consume blood.

Posted by: Mindy at January 15, 2015 06:47 PM (E3Eat)

345 If the Jews were packing heat, I bet the Nazis would have treated them with respect.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2015 06:39 PM (V70Uh)
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Maybe. However, the Night of the Crystal was November 9-10, 1938. The removal of Jewish gun rights was promulgated on November 11, 1938.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 15, 2015 06:47 PM (z27Ny)

346 i hope somebody is clicking on those youtube clips i keep linking. they are golden. anyway, got to go do my civic duty and thne get to work.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 15, 2015 06:50 PM (LWu6U)

347 Why in the hell aren't other group's leaders saying the same thing?
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I don't have a group leader. Perhaps your rabbi should organize a European version of the NRA.

Posted by: Lea - Marco? Polo! at January 15, 2015 06:50 PM (/bd0t)

348 Crap, willowed!

Posted by: Lea - Marco? Polo! at January 15, 2015 06:54 PM (/bd0t)

349 "And back when people wore sidearms, swords and such...they were very polite to each other.


They addressed each other as "Mr., Miss or Mrs." and took care not to offend each other.






Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 06:30 PM (Wg3jL)

Just
as Japan is famously polite. Having heavily armed samurai strutting
around who can kill you for looking at them cross-eyed makes people very
courtesy conscious.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 15, 2015 06:33 PM (oKE6c)"

The European experience, like the Japanese experience, is that the Nobility carried arms and the common people did not. Everybody was polite to the people who carried arms. The people who carried arms were not polite to the people who did not. For Europeans and Japanese banning the carrying of arms is an act of creating social equality and tearing down the class system.


That is the history into which the Rabbi is making his logically reasonable request. The thing is that the Europeans are likely to view it as an attempt to assume the privileges of nobility.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 15, 2015 08:38 PM (KDbAT)

350 IIRC even Artaxerxes, someone who had the Jews under his control as a SUBJUGATED PEOPLE, allowed them to arm themselves when one of his own edicts (enacted foolishly by a craven subordinate) doomed them to extermination. "And they slew 75,000 Persians but took no plunder."

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