Duke Retreats, Won't Be Allowing Call to Prayer

Church and state must be ruthlessly kept separate, except if a university receiving state funds wants to permit Islam to broadcast its calls to prayers to a mostly non-Islamic neighborhood. Then let's have some mixing of church and state.

Duke University has reversed itself, and announced Thursday afternoon it will not allow a Muslim call to prayer Friday from its iconic cathedral.
The decision had met with widespread controversy....
The three-minute chant by members of the Duke Muslim Students Association was to have been "moderately amplified" via a speaker system in the Duke Chapel’s bell tower, the university said.
Word of the move this week by the private university in Durham quickly swept through many social media outlets. [Franklin] Graham, son of evangelist Billy Graham, took to Facebook to urge people to withdraw financial support of the university until the policy is reversed.
"As Christianity is being excluded from the public square and followers of Islam are raping, butchering, and beheading Christians, Jews, and anyone who doesn’t submit to their Sharia Islamic law, Duke is promoting this in the name of religious pluralism," Graham wrote on Facebook Wednesday.
In an interview Thursday with The Observer, Graham said Duke should not allow the chapel to be used for the call to prayer. "It's wrong because it's a different god," he said. "Using the bell tower that signifies worship of Jesus Christ, using (it) as a minaret is wrong."

Of course.

Posted by: Ace at 04:29 PM

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1

hurray for something

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:30 PM (IXrOn)

2 d'uh.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 15, 2015 04:31 PM (5UYtO)

3 Someone needs to punch that pesky Graham kid.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 15, 2015 04:31 PM (ne2fm)

4 Hey the Duuuukies are H8ers. C'mon Babiesssssssss
Posted by: Dick Vitale

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (028dR)

5 like I mentioned in the previous thread, the alumni probably turned off the "$giving"

they stuck their foot in it

let's see how peaceful the campus will be as a result of their turnabout

dumb, kneejerk pc decisions cause more grief than good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (IXrOn)

6 I didn't think this would stand.

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (6/J77)

7 Expect the usual suspects to go insane over Franklin Graham's comments.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (AkoL+)

8 So now they gotta build a minaret. Because diversity.

Posted by: Courageous fighter of blind kittens at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (PEgKF)

9 The amazing thing (I use "amazing" loosely here) is that someone thought everyone would be OK with a CHURCH broadcasting this.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (ne2fm)

10

Go Clemson!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (IXrOn)

11 I have it on good authority that alumni checks were being withdrawn. Probably by the truckload.

Not to worry -Duke will find another way to bow down to the muzzies.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (p59v3)

12 But it's such a beautiful sound

Posted by: Barky Mobama at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (6/J77)

13 "The decision had met with widespread controversy...."

Bzzzt. Incorrect.

The controversial decision met with essentially universal disapproval.

Truthy reportage yet again.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 04:32 PM (1CroS)

14 Should've put r warning from that Islamaphobic hate-rape from Graham. I'm so triggered right now.

Posted by: campus freshman at January 15, 2015 04:33 PM (Tj+s6)

15 I am sure that the Pope wants to punch everybody at Duke. Twice.

Posted by: jmel at January 15, 2015 04:33 PM (bEf8+)

16 When I looked even the majority of the people at and ABC news site which reported the story were against this Muslim call to prayer being broadcast. Of course some utter loon said it's no different than bells being played over the loudspeaker at 5:00 in the afternoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2015 04:33 PM (DXzRD)

17 Money talks at Duke. When Graham urged a fundraising boycott it ended five minutes later, but don't think for a minute the lefty PC crowd won't keep trying. Duke needs a housecleaning as much as any university and if Graham has an interest in Duke I hope he presses his advantage.

Posted by: MTF at January 15, 2015 04:33 PM (6um35)

18 Rock it !

Posted by: Breakdancing Muzzi at January 15, 2015 04:33 PM (6/J77)

19 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (kff5f)

20 Hey Pope, suck it.
And oh BTW its Halal.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (028dR)

21 Mohammedism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (kff5f)

22 Duke, home of the Running Lackey Dogs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (MwwJJ)

23 You could say that Duke retreated from submitting to the "prophet." Don't worry though, they won't let any punchers stop them from submitting.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (ne2fm)

24

Mike Krzyzewski doesn't even look real anymore.
Face lift and dyed hair. gah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (IXrOn)

25 But do they have foot baths? Can't have a call to prayer until there are places to wash your feet.

Posted by: Lyle Cliveton at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (1vnvX)

26 What, the Saudi check bounced?

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (o+SC1)

27 Moderately amplified. What don't you wingnuts get about "moderately"?

Posted by: Duke University at January 15, 2015 04:35 PM (8ZskC)

28 Well yes, "of course." You can't expect any religious leader to say "Woops, they're right, we're wrong. Sorry!" The truth is the truth.

People disagree.

Posted by: Feh, Duke U Art Professor at January 15, 2015 04:35 PM (qXRfP)

29 Whoever said some big money donors called up and said yeah that check isn't coming is dead on accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 15, 2015 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

30 I guess my son's call removing his donation put them in a bind.

HA HA.

My bet is the Duke endowment, made a few calls. Broadhead, the Chancellor is a fucking Yankee commie.

So what was gained here? Nothing except egg on the face.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (0FSuD)

31 Leave me out of this one.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (omf9g)

32 Stop making sense, Franklin Graham!

Could you go after the National Cathedral next?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (ABcz/)

33 For what they're paying/borrowing in tuition those Muslim students could build their own bell tower.

Posted by: brak at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (Tj+s6)

34 Note to the Muslim Student Association:

Go buy your own mosque. Your problem is solved.

PS: We want the Hagia Sophia back.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (hLRSq)

35 Good Lord, from the cathedral!?!

Stunning.

Posted by: PJ at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (cHuNI)

36 Why didn't Duke just say, "ok, we'll broadcast the Angelus, too." Voila, pluralism.

Posted by: Feh, Duke U Art Professor at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (qXRfP)

37

This could have been a bloodbath.
Now, it still could.

Idiots.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (IXrOn)

38 I wonder if instituting this call to prayer before the Paris attacks would have resulted in less/no pushback?

If so, it's an indication people are getting really weary of muslim caterwauling, and that's a good thing.

Posted by: Heralder at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (/Mxso)

39 You know who this hurts?

Yodelers. Now they will never have a chance to preform moderately amplified.

Posted by: Lyle Cliveton at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (1vnvX)

40 By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the shareef
Had cleared the square
They began to wail

Posted by: blaster at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (Rx8ML)

41 like I mentioned in the previous thread, the alumni probably turned off the "$giving"

As I said yesterday. Want to stop this shit? The alums need to quit writing checks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (gazK/)

42 As a compromise, every Friday afternoon they could throw a jihadi off the bell tower.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (8ZskC)

43 *amplified*

Hurrdurr!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (oFCZn)

44 It would have started with a moderate-volume call once a week in the afternoon to a eleventy-level blast five times a day every day starting before dawn. Give them an inch and they'll litigate their way to a marathon.

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (ne2fm)

45 SHOUT WE DON'T LIKE IT

Posted by: Feh, Duke U Art Professor at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (qXRfP)

46 That's one Graham that people actually listen to.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (bP4+c)

47 37

This could have been a bloodbath.
Now, it still could.

Idiots.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:36 PM (IXrOn)

Perhaps it is time to start settling this, once and for all.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (028dR)

48 Okay, what I want to know is who thought this was a good idea *now* in the first place.

I mean, if they'd done this 3 years ago, they probably would have gotten away with it, and now it would just be "what we do."

But to announce this right after Paris? Really? Whose idea was that? That was a worse idea than New Coke.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (kff5f)

49

"Institution of Higher Learning"

haha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (IXrOn)

50 If jihadis are thrown off a bell tower and hit the ground, do they make a sound?

Posted by: Feh at January 15, 2015 04:38 PM (qXRfP)

51 But to announce this right after Paris? Really? Whose idea was that?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (kff5f)

To steal one from ace, someone who smells like piss and cold sweat.

Posted by: Heralder at January 15, 2015 04:38 PM (/Mxso)

52 "Duke remains committed to fostering an inclusive, tolerant and welcoming campus for all of its students,ö said Michael Schoenfeld, vice president for public affairs and government relations. ôHowever, it was clear that what was conceived as an effort to unify was not having the intended effect."

Well, no shit, Mr. Libbypants. What a cfuking shock.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 04:38 PM (HBAcW)

53 Nice, fuck these dhimmi scum.

Note the university's reasoning. They sought to promote "campus unity."

Yes, because hearing an amplified call to worship a faith that mutilates and degrades women, kills and tortures gays, beheads Christian and Jewish children, and basically wants to kill any person of any ilk other than their throwback faith, means unity.

I can feel the campus unity when I hear the muslim "call" to prayer. It's so powerful. It burns.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 04:38 PM (q5APL)

54 They should fire all of the staff that thought this was a good idea. These people are delusional at best.

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (6/J77)

55 Part of Jihad, from Moh forward, has always been about co-opting other religions places of worship.

From Temple Mount on... they STEAL Holy places...

This was just another attempt.

Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (qh617)

56 fixed

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (HBAcW)

57 whose idea was it? some leftist ninny

Posted by: Feh at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (qXRfP)

Posted by: The Barrel at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (/Mxso)

59 The Pope haz a sad.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (XzRw1)

60 >>But to announce this right after Paris? Really? Whose idea was that? That was a worse idea than New Coke.

I would bet they actually liked the timing because they see this sort of submission as Muslim Outreach and a grand show of Tolerance.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (ABcz/)

61 Is there a call to prayer in The Barrel?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (oFCZn)

62 Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 04:38 PM (HBAcW)

And the Barrel has a new victim!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (kff5f)

63 Lessee, can't fervently pray before a test because H8ters!11!!!11 (Tongue in cheek, folks, tongue in cheek)
Call to prayer on Friday afternoon? Totes ok.
Or are they saying, in a backhanded fashion, that it's ok because it's not really a religion? Therefore they are not crossing the line on that whole separation of church and state thingy.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (vVSOO)

64 56
fixed

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (HBAcW)

That will not save your soul.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (/Mxso)

65 "You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others."

Lighten up, Francis. It's not going top stop.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 15, 2015 04:40 PM (1Y+hH)

66 That was quick.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 15, 2015 04:40 PM (0LHZx)

67 My phone exploded so much I thought it was a suicide bomber.

Posted by: Duke Alumni Comittee Chair at January 15, 2015 04:40 PM (DL2i+)

68 let's see Schoenfeld's campaign contributions

Posted by: Feh at January 15, 2015 04:40 PM (qXRfP)

69 If jihadis are thrown off a bell tower and hit the ground, do they make a sound?

They will on the way down. "Lululululululululululu.splat"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:40 PM (gazK/)

70 Who goes in the Barrel?

EVERYONNNNNEE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gary Oldham at January 15, 2015 04:40 PM (oraf/)

71 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HUNNNNNNNGERRRRRRR .....

Posted by: The Barrel in the Duke Chapel Tower at January 15, 2015 04:40 PM (vgIRn)

72 If jihadis are thrown off a bell tower and hit the ground, do they make a sound?

I believe this requires empirical testing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (kff5f)

73 I would bet they actually liked the timing because
they see this sort of submission as Muslim Outreach and a grand show of
Tolerance.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (ABcz/)

As I mentioned, this was a "kill me last" play.

Posted by: Heralder at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (/Mxso)

74 Ok, to make up for this slight to our Mohammedan community, no more pork BBQ will be allowed anywhere on campus.

(though, that isn't much of a loss with that so called vinegar based "BBQ sauce")

Posted by: Duke Blue-eyed Devils at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (yweJB)

75 Hey, I was in the barrel before I was out of it.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry, Secretariat of State at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (HBAcW)

76 49

"Institution of Higher Learning"

haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (IXrOn

Car. Parking. Lot. Joint. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (eeTCA)

77 people are getting really weary of muslim caterwauling

Stop insulting Feline Americans!

Posted by: Teh Kittehs at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (omf9g)

78 Really? Whose idea was that?
Posted by: AllenG

To steal one from ace, someone who smells like piss and cold sweat.
Posted by: Heralder

Well played.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (gazK/)

79 "Using the bell tower that signifies worship of Jesus Christ, using (it) as a minaret is wrong."
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Except..., it is being done across Europe, as Muslims take over the churches.

I'm glad that the populace yanked Duke's chain, but it is indicative of how school administrations think these days. I'm assuming that Duke Alumni heated the phone lines to the President's office to the melting point.

I'm hoping the same thing is happening (after the fact) at UVA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (F2IAQ)

80 You know what goes off at least five times a day and isn't related to Islam?

The Call to The Barrel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (oFCZn)

81 But to announce this right after Paris? Really? Whose idea was that? That was a worse idea than New Coke.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (kff5f)

Yeah.... timing...

I'm suspicious that the Indonesian government is sitting on info about the Indonesian airliner that went down...

They've had the black boxes for a couple of days... and... crickets...

I really doubt they would want to announce to the world... NOW... that it was another Jihadist terrorist act...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (qh617)

82 I love how they say it would be only "moderately" amplified.

Fucking fuckers

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (0LHZx)

83 >>If jihadis are thrown off a bell tower and hit the ground, do they make a sound?

"Alllllaaaaaahhhhh Akkkkkbfttttt!!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (ABcz/)

84 The call of the barrel is one of the most beautiful sounds in teh world.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

85 I know about half of the Duke Endowment board. A least one is a former Methodist minster. The former Head Master of Woodberry Forest School.

I can assure you, he was NOT pleased and would have been very vocal in his opposition to this.

All praise The Prophet Ace, may his hairy back be amongst us.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (0FSuD)

86 What's the over/under on an incident taking place at duke in the next two weeks?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (XzRw1)

87 Have Duke administrators been right about anything, ever? I ran this call to prayer thing by a far left "friend" who attended Duke and he thought it was a great idea. And. He's. Jewish. The Left will smile and praise "multiculturalism" while its beheading them.

Posted by: Matt in Tampa at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (vDEpI)

88 Nobody is madder than me, and I will not rest until the persons responsible are held accountable.

Posted by: Dr. Hussein - your Commander-In-Chief!!! at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (wAQA5)

89 The future does not belong to those who tempt The Barrel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (knoK7)

90 Good news!
On top of last thread killing two Terrorists in Belgium!

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (sj3Ax)

91 When they let the Muslim call to prayer beckon from the Cathedral tower, will they subsequently insist that chicks get to pray in front of the men in the front of the Mosque?

I mean since we're just going to conflate religions and all for all this understanding.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (1CroS)

92 Duke acted stupidly.

Franklin Graham then punched them right in the nose.

Good.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (10n/H)

93 We have also missed the chance to have the Benedictine Monks Chant the Angelus three times a day with church bells.

Equal rights, equal access, and all of that.

We could call it 'the battle of the Cant'.

and some carney barkers for the non religious folks.

Posted by: Lyle Cliveton at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (1vnvX)

94 maybe the Christian Student Assoc should challenge the Islamic Student Assoc to a lacrosse match?

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (84oau)

95 @73 - if true then it's just another illustration of the disconnect between academia and pretty much everyone else.

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (o+SC1)

96
76 49

"Institution of Higher Learning"

haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:37 PM (IXrOn

Car. Parking. Lot. Joint. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (eeTCA)

But we here at the South Harmon Institute of Technology will really help you craft YOUR chosen curriculum!

Posted by: S.H.I.T Brochure at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (qh617)

97 That will not save your soul.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 15, 2015 04:39 PM (/Mxso)

I-93 Imposter!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (IXrOn)

98 Here's a muezzin demanding submission:

http://tinyurl.com/qgx9c9u

Holy crap, I had no idea it was that grating. If someone blared that over a loudspeaker, my first impulse would be to draw a gun and shoot in self-defense.

Posted by: Feh at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (qXRfP)

99 They've had the black boxes for a couple of days... and... crickets... I really doubt they would want to announce to the world... NOW... that it was another Jihadist terrorist act...
Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (qh617)

It could be that, or the investigators are under "do not screw this up or else" orders.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (hLRSq)

100 Oh, oh, now their feelings are gonna get hurt. Don't tell the Pope...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (Bn6aD)

101 Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 15, 2015 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

Did someone tell you that you didn't exist again?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (z/Ubi)

102 84
The call of the barrel is one of the most beautiful sounds in teh world.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

Haaaale le le le el el el el yeeeeeeahhhhhhhu-unclosed taggggs!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (/Mxso)

103 Money talks.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)

104 When they let the Muslim call to prayer beckon from the Cathedral tower, will they subsequently insist that chicks get to pray in front of the men in the front of the Mosque?

Face down, butt up?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (gazK/)

105 21 Mohammedism is an evil death cult.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:34 PM (kff5f)

Allen, is there a death cult that's not evil...

(sorry for being "that guy")

Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (84oau)

106 Posted by: Feh at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (qXRfP)

It's worse than the nasal whine which indicates Folk Music is about to be perpetrated.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (kff5f)

107 92 Duke acted stupidly.

Franklin Graham then punched them right in the nose.

Good.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 15, 2015 04:42 PM (10n/H

My money is on Alex teaching throat punches and shin kicks. As we know, she is a lethal weapon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (eeTCA)

108 Eric Holder will be suing Duke anytime now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (DXzRD)

109 Tribalism wins out.

Posted by: Realism at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (ibvmu)

110 If jihadis are thrown off a bell tower and hit the ground, do they make a sound?
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Durka durka dur- *splat*

Posted by: shredded chi at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM (p59v3)

111 According to The Charlotte Observer, Muslim students have been meeting in the basement of Duke Chapel for prayer services for the last two years.

Posted by: LadyS at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM (5dip8)

112 I don't think Franklin Graham will be getting an invite to the Whie House holiday party this year.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM (TETYm)

113 83 >>If jihadis are thrown off a bell tower and hit the ground, do they make a sound?

"Alllllaaaaaahhhhh Akkkkkbfttttt!!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (ABcz/)

Bill the Jihadi Cat?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM (qh617)

114 110 If jihadis are thrown off a bell tower and hit the ground, do they make a sound?
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Durka durka dur- *splat*
Posted by: shredded chi at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM

Okay I laughed... I needed that...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM (Bn6aD)

115 Posted by: MikeH at January 15, 2015 04:44 PM (84oau)

Probably not, but just "death cult" doesn't roll properly. It needs the "evil" for the meter.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM (kff5f)

116 Wow. Hey, let's take it one step further:

Any township, city, county, or institution other than a mosque within the boundary of the United States of America's system of Constitutional Law allowing the practice of Sharia law should be razed to the ground. It is a blatant violation of our sovereignty and cannot be allowed to stand.

Constitutional Law and Sharia law are NOT compatible.

If you're offended, then I'll denounce myself.

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2015 04:45 PM (dVmLD)

117 Academia Cowed By Islamophobia

Posted by: Alt at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (ZcOtY)

118 I-93 Imposter!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM

To paraphrase AtC, do not taunt Happy Fun RMBS. I still have to get home tonight. And now it's snowing. Fcuk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (knoK7)

119 @98

It's the most beautiful sound ever. National anthem? meh

Posted by: The Magical Negro at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (0FSuD)

120
If the political winds get ugly, I will stand in the barrel.

Posted by: Sheik Of Irons at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (1Y+hH)

121 They've had the black boxes for a couple of days... and... crickets... I really doubt they would want to announce to the world... NOW... that it was another Jihadist terrorist act...
Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy

It could be that, or the investigators are under "do not screw this up or else" orders.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

$25 on terrorist act.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (gazK/)

122 #illridewithyoudukesters

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (XzRw1)

123 Profit > Prophet.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (evdj2)

124 98 Here's a muezzin demanding submission:

http://tinyurl.com/qgx9c9u

Holy crap, I had no idea it was that grating. If someone blared that over a loudspeaker, my first impulse would be to draw a gun and shoot in self-defense.
Posted by: Feh at January 15, 2015 04:43 PM (qXRfP)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (eeTCA)

125 Shit.

I was looking so forward to them also conducting a public Temple service as well as a Roman Catholic Mass each week, as well as a weekly Protestant Happy Fun Rock-Band Service.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (hOikw)

126 (though, that isn't much of a loss with that so called vinegar based "BBQ sauce")
Posted by: Duke Blue-eyed Devils at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (yweJB)

oh, my fav... with some slaw and hush puppies

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (IXrOn)

127 $25 on terrorist act.

Doesn't seem like it but who knows?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (Bn6aD)

128
Part of Jihad, from Moh forward, has always been about co-opting other religions places of worship.
----

It is creepy, the idea that they would use a church to broadcast a call to worship a complete other faith. And any church that would do it is one I would not belong to.

Posted by: Lea hates Peppa Pig but will watch it for freedom (not really) at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (lIU4e)

129 Forcing a Christian church to play the Muslim call to prayer is the perfect metaphor for "fairness doctrine"

Posted by: NYC Parent at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (HEo6y)

130 @81 - well, we've heard damn little about the flight crew, haven't we?

No, I'm not prepared to assume Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

But I certainly would not rule out another case of crappy Airbus flight control sensors.

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (o+SC1)

131 If they can afford to go to Duke and since it's not the 12th century anymore, maybe the ones that need to pray could buy a watch

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (8ikIW)

132 124 damn can't they just ring a bell like the rest of the western world, church, supper, get your ass in here?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (eeTCA)

133 That's an actual defilement of the church. It's a complete, undeniable apostasy.

"I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of
the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me."

You can be tolerant of others who don't worship the Lord. But not let them take over his house.

What's next- the worship of Baal at the alter?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (GGCsk)

134 According to The Charlotte Observer, Muslim students have been meeting in the basement of Duke Chapel for prayer services for the last two years.

"Deep in the bowels". Where they are most at home.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:48 PM (gazK/)

135 102
84

The call of the barrel is one of the most beautiful sounds in teh world.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

Call of the barrel? Yes, it is beautiful.

http://tinyurl.com/n6jdtzq

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 04:48 PM (0FSuD)

136 Fritz:

I second your motion. And I would go one step further, it should not be allowed in mosques as well.

It is outright treason.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 04:49 PM (q5APL)

137
"Using the bell tower that signifies worship of Jesus Christ, using (it) as a minaret is wrong."

How about using it as a miniature golf course?

-- King Putt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 15, 2015 04:49 PM (bWFHa)

138
Call to Prayer amplified at Duke?

Behold the power of heavy metal through stereo speakers in this dorm window!

Posted by: Duke Dormie at January 15, 2015 04:49 PM (1Y+hH)

139 How about a little Gregorian Monk chant. Big hit in 94 I believe.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 15, 2015 04:49 PM (3jmxp)

140 Fcukin' racist gun-loving h8ters.

Posted by: liam neeson at January 15, 2015 04:49 PM (8TdcF)

141 Part of Jihad, from Moh forward, has always been about co-opting other religions places of worship.

One of my dreams is that someone blows that despicable Dome of the rock back to hell...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (Bn6aD)

142 131 If they can afford to go to Duke and since it's not the 12th century anymore, maybe the ones that need to pray could buy a watch
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (8ikIW)

Pithily put, sir.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (vgIRn)

143 117 Academia Cowed By Islamophobia

Posted by: Alt at January 15, 2015 04:46 PM (ZcOtY)

You would be too if you didn't want anyone to have guns for self-defense.

"The inherent contradictions of Leftism will cause it to collapse on itself."

--~~Karl~~ Harpo Marx

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (HBAcW)

144 What's next- the worship of Baal at the alter?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (GGCsk)

I'd be more fun...

Posted by: Dionysus at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (84oau)

145 http://tinyurl.com/n6jdtzq
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 04:48 PM (0FSuD

Wisconsin National Anthem

Awesome Nipster. Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (eeTCA)

146 Pete Townshend's guitar was always moderately amplified.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (W5DcG)

147 No better example of stupid being slapped down immediately. Now all they need to do is fire the dumbass responsible for that decision.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (60Vyp)

148 art of Jihad, from Moh forward, has always been about co-opting other religions places of worship.

From Temple Mount on... they STEAL Holy places...

Mecca itself was a pagan, moon god worship site -- they just re-branded it. This doesn't end until the chalice walks back thru the wall in Constantinople.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (TETYm)

149 rickb223: "Face down, butt up?"

Sure. Why not.

Now do you want to join? Burqas are so sexy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (1CroS)

150 The call of the barrel is one of the most beautiful sounds in teh world.

Do not ask for whom the barrel tolls, it tolls for thee.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (gazK/)

151 @104 - be careful what you wish for.

The attitude promoted here is probably Sharia-compliant, for some values of Sharia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

(NSFW language)

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (o+SC1)

152 Two - Four - Six - Eight
We Know How To Ululate
~ aiiiiii-ahh-oooooo-eeeeee-oooooooo-aaa-oooooo'

Posted by: Duke Muslim Students Protesters at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (4CVLy)

153 Release the Pentecostals!

Amplified!.

"Weeeeeeeelllllllllll, you know you make me wanna
shout.

Kick my heels back and
shout

Posted by: Lyle Cliveton at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (1vnvX)

154

I want to thank Gay
Pride magazine for recently announcing Brattleboro as one of the most Rainblow
Friendly Towns in America. We are proud of such award and challenge any other
town or city to lick this honorary award.

Posted by: mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (Sd++4)

155 OT,
But this is pretty amusing. Protesters blocked off both North & South 93 near Boston during early morning commute. A lot of them had adult diapers on.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (sj3Ax)

156 $25 on terrorist act.
-------
That French Airbus A320 that crashed off the coast of Brazil ran into a similar circumstance. They found that the pitot tube had frozen over so the pilots were getting bad airspeed information. When the plane stalled, instead of putting the plane into a nose down configuration to increase airspeed, they kept it in a nose up configuration and just increased the stall until the plane just stopped flying.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (vVSOO)

157 136 Fritz:

I second your motion. And I would go one step further, it should not be allowed in mosques as well.

It is outright treason.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 04:49 PM (q5APL)

Its an attack on Islam I have been advocating for...

Sharia law is incompatible with the Constitution... make them swear to Allah that they reject Sharia Law... or leave this country.

Would not get all the idiots... but might weed out a few.

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (qh617)

158 Have the Jewish students blown the shofar from the belltower yet? Did anyone even bring it up?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (K1BJg)

159 But I certainly would not rule out another case of crappy Airbus flight control sensors.

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (o+SC1)

I am going with shitty maintenance that did not replace air sensor, mandated five years ago after Air France crash.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

160 How about a little Gregorian Monk chant. Big hit in 94 I believe.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 15, 2015 04:49 PM

Go with some Byzantine chant. Party like it's 1821, bitchez!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (knoK7)

161 I am a little sick of all of this. Some school districts are even trying to change the breaks so they cover ramadan. For the ten students who practice.

These are the same people who don't want to call it "Christmas break" because its offensive. I couldn't take it anymore, stood up and told them THAT's offensive to me. It's Christmas and secondly, a federal holiday.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 04:52 PM (GGCsk)

162 Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (hOikw)

It's a big school. They probably have a variety of services, but the point is someone is not blaring out Gregorian Chant from the loudspeakers of the chapel. Blasting the Call to prayer is not tolerance. It is favoring one religion over another.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2015 04:52 PM (DXzRD)

163 As an aside, with Sarah Palin's Drill Here, Drill now crowd killing the price of oil -- maybe the Universities will stop kissing oil tick ass.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2015 04:52 PM (TETYm)

164 I want to thank Gay
Pride magazine for recently announcing Brattleboro as one of the most Rainblow
Friendly Towns in America. We are proud of such award and challenge any other
town or city to lick this honorary award.

Posted by: mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (Sd++4)

Hi Mary!

"Licking" good!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:52 PM (IXrOn)

165 144 What's next- the worship of Baal at the alter?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (GGCsk)

Let Baal defend his own frickin' alter.

Posted by: Gidion's Dad at January 15, 2015 04:52 PM (HBAcW)

166 I'm a little disappointed. I was kind of hoping to see protests during the call to prayer.

Maybe chanting 'USA, USA'

Maybe singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers'

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (A6vWB)

167 Okay, I'm done with the evil death cult for a bit.

Has anyone else watched any Star Wars: Rebels from Disney XD?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (kff5f)

168 @142 - you do realize there's an app for that?

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/muezzin-salat-times-qibla/id566982859?mt=8

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (o+SC1)

169 @158

Hmm, THAT is a grand idea. There really aren't that many Jews at Duke.

NOT. I'll bet more than the 700 Mohammedans. Say 2,000?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (0FSuD)

170 But this is pretty amusing. Protesters blocked off both North & South 93 near Boston during early morning commute. A lot of them had adult diapers on.
Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM

It would have been more amusing if we commuters had gotten to them before the staties did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (knoK7)

171 @163 - better still, maybe Saudi and Qatari checks will start bouncing.

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (o+SC1)

172 They've had the black boxes for a couple of days... and... crickets...
-----------------

Almost like the Bowe Bergdahl hearing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (F2IAQ)

173 Let Baal defend his own frickin' alter.

Posted by: Gidion's Dad at January 15, 2015 04:52 PM (HBAcW)

Yell louder, maybe he's on the crapper.
~Elijah

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (kff5f)

174 >>>OT,

But this is pretty amusing. Protesters blocked off both North
South 93 near Boston during early morning commute. A lot of them had
adult diapers on.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 04:51 PM (sj3Ax)<<<

The diapers were a good idea.

Posted by: psycho stalker female astronaut at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (yweJB)

175 Fritz: "Constitutional Law and Sharia law are NOT compatible."

Yep.

There's legally binding (ultimately hypothetically) Constitutional Law and then there's... well, nothing. There is no other "law" in the United States. None. At all. Ever.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (1CroS)

176 Hmmmm.

Cartoons are a problem.

I wonder how a recorded satirical version of the Call To Prayer would strike them.

Moderately amplified, of course.

Oh crap, here comes Francis.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (1Y+hH)

177 The use of the loudspeakers/p.a. system is also crap that Euro-muzzie mosques also promote. There's nothing in the koran about the call to prayer having to be loud. (I think Steyn pointed that out in 2002.)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (L6/+u)

178 'Call of the Barrel' was London's best.

Posted by: Garrett at January 15, 2015 04:54 PM (ZcOtY)

179 Too bad our so-called political leaders don't have the balls that Franklin Graham has.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 15, 2015 04:55 PM (tu3iY)

180 155 OT,
But this is pretty amusing. Protesters blocked off both North & South 93 near Boston during early morning commute. A lot of them had adult diapers on.

Posted by: Carol at January
------------------
I read that an older man was delayed getting needed medical care after a car accident because of these idiots. Multiple ambulances were delayed / diverted.
The police weren't very happy at all.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 15, 2015 04:55 PM (p59v3)

181
As a compromise measure, how about Duke plays The Lonely Goatherd from The Sound of Music?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 15, 2015 04:55 PM (bWFHa)

182 Those Boston protesters should have been left attached to those barrels. The barrels should have been loaded on trucks, and hauled a distance away and then set off the trucks. Let the protesters free themselves at their leisure.

Posted by: Lyle Cliveton at January 15, 2015 04:55 PM (1vnvX)

183 relying on Muzzies to maintain equipment is always a big gamble. they take an *inshallah* i.e. god's will attitude to breakdowns and failures rather than "someone effed up and didn't take proper care of equipment"

Between that and the possibility of SJS hitting a cre member who would fly on those airlines given any alternate choice.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 15, 2015 04:56 PM (dkExz)

184 144 What's next- the worship of Baal at the alter?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (GGCsk)

I'd be more fun...

Posted by: Dionysus at January 15, 2015 04:50 PM (84oau)

Wino!

Posted by: Mars at January 15, 2015 04:56 PM (qh617)

185 A minaret won't be so bad in the N Carolina trees. I mean, the USAF Academy has a wiccan temple on its grounds./

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 15, 2015 04:56 PM (l3vZN)

186 182 Those Boston protesters should have been left attached to those barrels. The barrels should have been loaded on trucks, and hauled a distance away and then set off the trucks. Let the protesters free themselves at their leisure.

Was it still the Hands up don't shoot/I can't breath crowd?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:56 PM (Bn6aD)

187 Big Bad Wolf:

I couldn't agree more. Immigration from muslim countries should be halted immediately. borders need to be fucking controlled as well as all types of visas. and then we need to do some serious checks on who is here. my guess is that at least 1/2 the mosques in this country have radical jihad ties and should be shut down. then some deportations.

Of course, this would require that we have a President that hasn't sold us out to the third world or crony big business types.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (q5APL)

188

Best Gyro I ever ate was at Duke.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (IXrOn)

189 I saw Call of the Barrel open for Allahuuu Akbaaaaaaaarrrrrr*splat* at the Fillmore in '67

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (HBAcW)

190 If two protesters are chained together and you taser one, does the other get shocked?

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (TETYm)

191 Glad they folded, I'm so sick of Islam getting special treatment. what % of this country is Islamic again? I doubt it's even 1%

Make no mistake, much of this is simply about pissing of Christians, it has nothing to do with respecting organized religion.

They love the idea of not allowing us to have a Nativity scene during the Christian holiday of Christmas but turning a college campus into a giant Mosque that's kneeling towards Mecca.

Posted by: McAdams at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (TPWKv)

192 A minaret won't be so bad in the N Carolina trees. I mean, the USAF Academy has a wiccan temple on its grounds./

The wiccan girls are always good for an *ahem* easy party.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (kff5f)

193 Re: foot baths for muzzie prayer preparation. If I ever encounter one, I'm planning drop a steamer in it.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (tu3iY)

194 AllenG, yep, and it's actually a pretty damn good show.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (q5APL)

195 This is literally worse than people dying at Charllie Hebdo!

Duke is literally Hitler!!1!

Posted by: Random Leftist Idjit at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (0Ew3K)

196 The Duke U admin are so clueless, they did not know this would cause a big shit storm.

BTW I am a Duke alum, and I made the Charlotte Observer article. Can you find me?

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (CW6pW)

197 The use of the loudspeakers/p.a. system is also crap that Euro-muzzie mosques also promote.

Should be haraam. Mo didn't have loudspeakers and pa systems back in his day.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (gazK/)

198 129 Forcing a Christian church to play the Muslim call to prayer is the perfect metaphor for "fairness doctrine"
Posted by: NYC Parent at January 15, 2015 04:47 PM (HEo6y)

It only applies in one direction, toots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (CMkNk)

199 @190 - but if you were going to lift someone's wallet, it's nice if they can't fight back.

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (o+SC1)

200 I don't understand the hate. After all, conducting muslim worship in a Christian Church is no different than two males being married.., and we all accept that.

Posted by: Mary Blimeline, from Portland at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (F2IAQ)

201 Was it still the Hands up don't shoot/I can't breath crowd?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:56 PM

Yeah...pretty much. Said they were with the whole Black Lives Matter movement.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (knoK7)

202 Yes, let's be tolerant of people who take over sections of sovereign countries because their beliefs don't comport with local laws, murder people because of a cartoon (because their religion dictates "no cartoons or death", sacrifice children as PBIED's and whose doctrine ultimately sanctions a theocracy as the only law.

Got it.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (GGCsk)

203 yep, and it's actually a pretty damn good show.

I caught the first two episodes on On Demand last night. I was pleasantly surprised.

And The Inquisitor is just the right level of "Bad A-- Creepy Bad Guy."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (kff5f)

204 188 Best Gyro I ever ate was at Duke.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 04:57 PM (IXrOn)

Did you whirl like a Dervish?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (CMkNk)

205 I'm a little disappointed. I was kind of hoping to see protests during the call to prayer.

Jimi Hendrix's version of The Star Spangled Banner played at exactly the same time, "moderately amplified," every Friday

Posted by: wiserbud at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (5UYtO)

206 Some Horde feedback on this should be interesting. Should this figure kit be called Princess Bags of Milk?

http://tinyurl.com/pphq3sa

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (MwwJJ)

207
Yeah...pretty much. Said they were with the whole Black Lives Matter movement.

Black lives matter doesn't seem to matter to other Blacks: See murder statistics..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (Bn6aD)

208 @188 - is it still in there? Does it force you to walk in a straight line, or has it spun down yet? Do you have to poke yourself in the gut four times a day to correct for precession?

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (o+SC1)

209 Duke is still screwed...and rightly so.

Donors are going to be thinking twice about putting any money into a place that would even consider doing this.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (Wg3jL)

210 My only question is will 3.5x10x42 be enough magnification.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM (GGCsk)

211 BTW I am a Duke alum, and I made the Charlotte Observer article. Can you find me?
Posted by: Wannabe
----------------

Not going to try. I will not sully my fingers with even the online version of that pink and yellow rag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:00 PM (F2IAQ)

212 186
182 Those Boston protesters should have been left attached to those
barrels. The barrels should have been loaded on trucks, and hauled a
distance away and then set off the trucks. Let the protesters free
themselves at their leisure.

Was it still the Hands up don't shoot/I can't breath crowd?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:56 PM (Bn6aD)
-----Yeah, it was those guys. Heh, when I was driving I used to like to see how close I could get my trailer tires to the barrels when I was bored. I considered it a win if I could move them over a couple on inches without tipping them over. It could be a way to see how fast they could fill those adult diapers.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2015 05:00 PM (vVSOO)

213 @198 Aint slipping nothing by you

Posted by: NYC Parent at January 15, 2015 05:00 PM (HEo6y)

214 >>
Was it still the Hands up don't shoot/I can't breath (breavf) crowd?
<<

FIFY

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2015 05:00 PM (GGCsk)

215 They need a fucking PA system to tell them when to pray? Do these goat fucking throw backs own a fucking watch? A cell phone?

Fuck them with a shit ton pile of bacon.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 15, 2015 05:00 PM (XzRw1)

216 Maybe singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers'
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (A6vWB)

Rock on Marty, rock on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (eeTCA)

217 BTW I am a Duke alum, and I made the Charlotte Observer article. Can you find me?

Holy crap, you're Mohammad Banawan??!!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (HBAcW)

218 "Make no mistake, much of this is simply about pissing of Christians, it has nothing to do with respecting organized religion. "

Insulting and humiliating other cultures/religions is a longstanding tradition. The Romans brought back huge columns from Egypt and set them up in the squares of Rome where they still stand today. Each one has a cross on top like a raised middle finger.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (1Y+hH)

219 It would have been amusing for motorists to just start kicking the shit out of the people who intentionally tied themselves to the ground with one arm out of commission. I bet the protestors would have been calling for police then.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids, Bro! at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (evdj2)

220 Our universities are being run by low intelligence adolescents.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (xWW96)

221 216 Maybe singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers'
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (A6vWB)

Rock on Marty, rock on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (eeTCA)

Hava-fuckin'-Nagila, baby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (CMkNk)

222 Black lives matter doesn't seem to matter to other Blacks: See murder statistics..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 04:59 PM

Nope. And all the blacks around me trying to get to work this morning didn't look too 'down wit da shtruggle' either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (knoK7)

223 Not going to try. I will not sully my fingers with even the online version of that pink and yellow rag.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:00 PM (F2IAQ)

There are sanitary gloves you could wear. Sounds like the perfect medium for cleaning fish.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (eeTCA)

224 Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (CW6pW)

This is you:This #Duke alum hopes current Duke students visibly refuse to submit to Islam tomorrow at 1 p.m

But you misspelled 'Mohammedism.'

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (kff5f)

225 211, Mike I don't blame ya. BTW they called Duke Chapel a cathedral. *SNORT*

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (CW6pW)

226 Hopping on my camel and heading for Durham. Jihad. Jihad.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (PvZ8F)

227 Best Gyro I ever ate was at Duke.
-------------------
* with some trepidation, heads over to Urban Dictionary *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (F2IAQ)

228 @215 - like I said, there's an app for that:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.boom.salaty2&hl=en

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (o+SC1)

229 18 were arrested in Medford MA protest & it was Boston Contingent of Black Lives Matter

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (sj3Ax)

230
I have to be involved in this story somewhere, right? Right?

Posted by: Mike Nifong at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (4KOF2)

231 221 216 Maybe singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers'
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (A6vWB)

Rock on Marty, rock on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (eeTCA)

Hava-fuckin'-Nagila, baby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (CMkNk)

Star Spangled Banner.... LATER verses...

Posted by: Mars at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (qh617)

232 220 Our universities are being run by low intelligence adolescents.
Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (xWW96)

I always harken back to the "Lost In Space" episode where the kids run the space station but are growing younger.

That and "Star Trek" Gorgo the Friendly Angel.

DEATH! DEATH TO YOU ALL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (CMkNk)

233 Maybe we should write our own app. Oh yeah it does the five calls a day. But for direction, it is a mere 10 degrees off....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:03 PM (MwwJJ)

234 224 Very good, AllenG

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 15, 2015 05:03 PM (CW6pW)

235 The call of the barrel is one of the most beautiful sounds in teh world.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

It sounds like a fart heard through that Helm's Deep horn

Posted by: Secundus at January 15, 2015 05:03 PM (21uBy)

236
Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab

The sheik of the burning sand

He had emeralds and rubies just drippin' off 'a him

And a ring on every finger of his hand

He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head

And a scimitar by his side

And, every evenin', about midnight

He'd jump on his camel named Clyde, and ride

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (6/J77)

237 Akhmed the dead terrorist.... "I keel you" Duke...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (Bn6aD)

238
Anyone notice that there's HAM in the middle of Mohammed?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (CMkNk)

239 What % of this country is Islamic again? I doubt it's even 1%.
________________

Give me a few years! ~ Abdullah and his 4 "sisters" fresh from Islamabad

Posted by: fly gal at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (8TdcF)

240 Mike I don't blame ya. BTW they called Duke Chapel a cathedral. *SNORT*
Posted by: WannabeAnglican
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Well..., they are 'journalists', so we shouldn't expect much..., and by 'much' I mean anything at all beyond propaganda.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (F2IAQ)

241 Gorgo the Friendly Angel was played by a lawyer. So it encapsulated the whole problem perfectly.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (MwwJJ)

242 I always harken back to the "Lost In Space" episode where the kids run the space station but are growing younger.

That and "Star Trek" Gorgo the Friendly Angel.

DEATH! DEATH TO YOU ALL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (CMkNk)

Bonk Bonk... on the head... Bonk Bonk Capt. Kirk...

Posted by: BB Wolf, gettin his nerd on at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (qh617)

243 Oh yeah it does the five calls a day. But for direction, it is a mere 10 degrees off....

And the call itself is replaced by a recording of a pig squealing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (kff5f)

244 SO proud to be a Duke grad. NOT.

Posted by: david at January 15, 2015 05:05 PM (XtArd)

245 242 Bonk Bonk... on the head... Bonk Bonk Capt. Kirk...
Posted by: BB Wolf, gettin his nerd on at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (qh617)

No Blah Blah!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:05 PM (CMkNk)

246 Can you find me?

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (CW6pW)

If you are a true Moron, you're the guy in the background leering at that chick's boobs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 05:05 PM (Zu3d9)

247 239 What % of this country is Islamic again? I doubt it's even 1%.
________________

Give me a few years! ~ Abdullah and his 4 "sisters" fresh from Islamabad
Posted by: fly gal at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (8TdcF)

Homos only constitute 5%, yet by looking at the media and culture, you would think it's like 40%.

False fag, er flag operation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:06 PM (CMkNk)

248 245 242 Bonk Bonk... on the head... Bonk Bonk Capt. Kirk...
Posted by: BB Wolf, gettin his nerd on at January 15, 2015 05:04 PM (qh617)

No Blah Blah!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:05 PM (CMkNk)

Herbert!

Posted by: BB Wolf, gettin his nerd on at January 15, 2015 05:06 PM (qh617)

249
236 -

Little Egypt came out strutting
Wearing nothing but a button and a bow, wo wo
Singing, "Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah''

She had a ruby on her tummy
And a diamond big as Texas on her toe, wo wo
She let her hair down
And she did the hoochie koochie real slow, wo wo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:06 PM (F2IAQ)

250 "Anyone notice that there's HAM in the middle of Mohammed? "

The Prophet of Pork.

How ironic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (LA7Cm)

251 @219 - "Black lives matter? Okay, good. Any black people here? Didn't think so. Rest of you fat white trustafarians, hand over your wallets and your phones and get in the van. You can keep the diapers. You're gonna have a forty mile walk home. Don't worry about being robbed, you won't have any money anyway."

Posted by: JEM at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (o+SC1)

252 248 Herbert!
Posted by: BB Wolf, gettin his nerd on at January 15, 2015 05:06 PM (qh617)

Steppin' into Mecca, yeah brother . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (CMkNk)

253 Who said the Christian Church was being forced?

My guess is THEY'RE the ones who came up with the idea.

Ecumencialism and stuff.

A lot of our problems stem from the acceptance or demand for government interference by some religions in this country.

I would LOVE to see the church and state separated.

In some areas it would have to be with a crowbar.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (RZzX3)

254 The Way to Eden lead to death. So yeah perfect allegory for the Western 'intelligentsia' who think they are immune.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (MwwJJ)

255
Black Lives Matter! **

**only on Election Day

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (CMkNk)

256 Homos only constitute 5%, yet by looking at the media and culture, you would think it's like 40%.

False fag, er flag operation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:06 PM (CMkNk)

Uh.... less than 2%...

Posted by: BB Wolf, gettin his nerd on at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (qh617)

257 Homos only constitute 5%, yet by looking at the media and culture, you would think it's like 40%.
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Less than 2% of the male population.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:08 PM (F2IAQ)

258 And all the blacks around me trying to get to work this morning didn't look too 'down wit da shtruggle' either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2015 05:02 PM (knoK7)

The biggest casualty of the war on Blacks -- that LBJ started -- is the middle class Black family.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 05:08 PM (Zu3d9)

259 OT: As if it's not bad enough

GOP Retreat: Rep. Jeff Denham Says Party's Quietly Crafting Broad Immigration Bill

So now we'll have radical mohammedans running around with Congressional approval.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (XzRw1)

260 I have been to places where that heathen caterwauling is on almost every corner. Let's not accelerate the decline of civilization here in America. Next thing you know will be Bandaloop Dancers at every airport.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (go5uR)

261 254 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:07 PM (MwwJJ)

The Way to Barbara Eden led to prepubescent boners.

(**Harry Reid perks up**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (CMkNk)

262 I'm gonna crack my knuckles, I'm gonna jump for joy. I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.

Posted by: Star Trek Space Hippie at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (OD2ni)

263 It would have been amusing for motorists to just
start kicking the shit out of the people who intentionally tied
themselves to the ground with one arm out of commission. I bet the
protestors would have been calling for police then.

Posted by: toby928(C) says Rubber Dingy Rapids,

Liberal soaking with pepper spray while they were laying there would have been fun.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (TETYm)

264 Franklin Graham didn't pull any punches.

They are murderers. They worship a different God.

Nice.....I'll bet the Mohammedans aren't going to like him much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (Zu3d9)

265 What % of this country is Islamic again? I doubt it's even 1%.

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What % of the school populace is Islamic, though? In the name of "diversity," they've crowded out a big chunk of traditional America.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (VAsIq)

266 J. H. Sefton,
Yes there is a Ham in the middle of that name.

Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (sj3Ax)

267 But for direction, it is a mere 10 degrees off....

180 would probably be obvious even to them, but butts facing Mecca would be a nice touch.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at January 15, 2015 05:10 PM (ZKzrr)

268 Also in HAMmurabi

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2015 05:10 PM (MwwJJ)

269 258 The biggest casualty of the war on Blacks -- that LBJ started -- is the middle class Black family.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2015 05:08 PM (Zu3d9

Every time I see one of these clueless black kids gathering signatures for Planned Parenthood, I laugh right in their faces.

Hence, the Democrats need to import a whole new wave of dregs to fill their voter rolls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (CMkNk)

270 Good for Graham.

But Duke is just gone. Since the lacrosse scandal, and keeping all their faculty who rushed to condemn the innocent players in favor of the word of a lying whore (sorry, those who try to tell me she was a stripper are wrong: strippers dance on poles at nightclubs, whores go to houses full of men to "perform"), they have simply continued their degradation.

Give the athletic department and the STEM faculty a head start, then burn the place to the ground.

Posted by: Adjoran at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (QIQ6j)

271 Less than 2% of the male population.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:08 PM (F2IAQ)

And about the same in the female population, so that is equal to 4% of the population.

Posted by: Vox.com at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)

272 266 J. H. Sefton,
Yes there is a Ham in the middle of that name.
Posted by: Carol at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (sj3Ax)

You calling me a ham, ma'am?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (CMkNk)

273 Anyone notice that there's HAM in the middle of Mohammed? "

Nobody can mention MoHAMmed in any writings now, It may offend Muslims who consider pork unclean.

Posted by: Oxford University Press. at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (DXzRD)

274 Frankly, Mr. Shankley... eh, Graham, you should probably keep your mouth shut about this sort of thing. If we let the muzzies take over public universities, they will likely destroy each other.

How is that a bad thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (TOk1P)

275 Anyone notice that there's HAM in the middle of
Mohammed?

Mo' ham Ed? Mo" ham?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (gazK/)

276 271 Less than 2% of the male population.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:08 PM (F2IAQ)

And about the same in the female population, so that is equal to 4% of the population.

Posted by: Vox.com at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)

Which gets bumped to 5%, because its a friendly number...

Posted by: Common Core! at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (qh617)

277 262 I'm gonna crack my knuckles, I'm gonna jump for joy. I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.
Posted by: Star Trek Space Hippie at January 15, 2015 05:09 PM (OD2ni)

You're making me cry.

(**years later gets face pulled off by Dr. Lechter**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (CMkNk)

278

nooderama

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (IXrOn)

279 Bandaloop dancers at every airport.

I thought you were talking about Sand Dancers tied together with rope.

Posted by: Lyle Cliveton at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (1vnvX)

280 "GOP Retreat: Rep. Jeff Denham Says Party's Quietly Crafting Broad Immigration Bill"

Always the best marker of an open democracy where The People can participate in the process. It's also a good sign of high Party confidence that their plan will resonate with the electorate.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (1CroS)

281 Ow! My Baal!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (10n/H)

282 Duke students march in 'solidarity', in 3..2..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2015 05:14 PM (F2IAQ)

283 Protesters blocked off both North & South 93 near Boston during early morning commute.

They better not try that for the home opener at the Fenway. Even if it is just the Nationals coming to Bahston.

Posted by: Red Sox Nation at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (omf9g)

284 Which gets bumped to 5%, because its a friendly number...
Posted by: Common Core!
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Which is an 'odd' number, therefore a 'trigger'..., and microaggression. Let's just round it up to something that we can all agree upon; 20%.

Posted by: GLAAD at January 15, 2015 05:16 PM (F2IAQ)

285 And about the same in the female population, so that is equal to 4% of the population.

Posted by: Vox.com at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)

New Math?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 15, 2015 05:17 PM (tu3iY)

286 Should be haraam. Mo didn't have loudspeakers and pa systems back in his day.
That's a good point too, Rick. I'll have to remember that one.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2015 05:18 PM (L6/+u)

287 What ethicity would "Shoenfeld" be? The "those who forget history" kind?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (8MjqI)

288 There's also a "mo" starting his name.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (L6/+u)

289 What, the Saudi check bounced?

Next to the sound of loudspeakers being turned off at Duke, the most beautiful sound in the world right now is injection drilling. I hope the frackers lift their middle fingers in unison toward Mecca and go back to work.

Our dollars flow to the Saud family and they export islumic extremism around the world, then pretend the dog farted.

Posted by: Schrodinger's cat at January 15, 2015 05:19 PM (zxQ4h)

290 ~~Jooood~~ Nood thread up.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2015 05:20 PM (L6/+u)

291
"My bet is the Duke endowment, made a few calls. Broadhead, the Chancellor is a fucking Yankee commie.
So what was gained here? Nothing except egg on the face."

What's gained here is a LESSON.

The frat's standing up to the UVA administration thuggery is a good thing. A good lesson.

Courage and fighting back is all that it takes. These liberals are cowards an d will follow the money and grovel for their lives if it comes to that.

Win with courage.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at January 15, 2015 05:21 PM (wT9UL)

292 50

Yes they do. The sound you hear is them changing from a regular jihadi to a good one.

Posted by: 2L at January 15, 2015 05:21 PM (TaO1J)

293 Translated the call to prayer is, "OK, campers, prayer time. All I want to see is elbows and assholes."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 15, 2015 05:23 PM (LImiJ)

294 "283
Protesters blocked off both North South 93 near Boston during early morning commute.

They better not try that for the home opener at the Fenway. Even if it is just the Nationals coming to Bahston.

Posted by: Red Sox Nation at January 15, 2015 05:15 PM (omf9g)"

The thought of 40,000 Red Sox fans on the way to Fenway Park, perhaps with baseball bats in their cars...

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (KDbAT)

295 It was a simpler time.......
Gene Pitney, Mecca

http://tinyurl.com/lujn2u9

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 15, 2015 05:25 PM (l3vZN)

296 Less than 2% of the male population.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

And my guess is 90% of them live in California and New York, so it's not even a demo that's in play for votes.

The gay hysteria is really driven by upscale, white females that should have been cut off from their parents' money a long time ago.

Posted by: McAdams at January 15, 2015 05:32 PM (TPWKv)

297 But we can still the beheadings, right? You're not going to be bitchy about those, too, are ya?

Posted by: Mohammed at January 15, 2015 05:38 PM (659DL)

298 Is there a call to prayer in The Barrel?

Ozzie does.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?feature=player_embeddedv=_GgBx7Y0aso#t=194

Posted by: Duke Alumni Comittee Chair at January 15, 2015 05:38 PM (DL2i+)

299 And about the same in the female population, so that is equal to 4% of the population.

Posted by: Vox.com at January 15, 2015 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)

Which gets bumped to 5%, because its a friendly number...
Posted by: Common Core! at January 15, 2015 05:12 PM (qh617)

2% of men and 2% of women results in 2% of the total population.

The number I heard most recently was 2.6% (total gay, lesbian, and bi).

Posted by: Mindy at January 15, 2015 05:38 PM (E3Eat)

300 246
Can you find me?

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 15, 2015 04:58 PM (CW6pW)

If you are a true Moron, you're the guy in the background leering at that chick's boobs.
---
Whoa! I'm in there twice?!?

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 15, 2015 05:38 PM (CW6pW)

301 Previous sock not relevant.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2015 05:39 PM (DL2i+)

302 216 Maybe singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers'
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2015 04:53 PM (A6vWB)

Rock on Marty, rock on.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (eeTCA)

Hava-fuckin'-Nagila, baby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2015 05:01 PM (CMkNk)

All of the above, then Rock the Kasbah, damn it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 15, 2015 05:40 PM (5knmJ)

303 Never mind!

Posted by: Rosanna Rosanna Danna at January 15, 2015 05:47 PM (DVU82)

304 If my alma mater decides to play Muzzie folk tunes from the bell tower--and I'm guessing they would love to since it's an Ivy--they will never get another red cent from me.

I don't suspect $50 a year will upset them very much, howevs.

Posted by: jakeman at January 15, 2015 05:49 PM (Wq40h)

305 "Part of Jihad, from Moh forward, has always been about co-opting other religions places of worship."

It's about contaminating something down to its very roots, so it will never live again. Like raping a woman and forcing the husband to watch - that's Islam.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 15, 2015 05:50 PM (VBbCO)

306 State funds? You mean the sovereign state of Saudi Arabia?

Posted by: Forensic Dipshit at January 15, 2015 06:01 PM (Up6g7)

307 Good catch, JJ.

Whenever I refer to Prophet Say-Shit, MoHAMmed (SMBUH*), I will emphasis his bacon-ness.

*Spicy Mustard Be Upon Him

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2015 06:05 PM (hOikw)

308 The sweetest sound I know is butthurt Muslims clucking.

No, the sweetest sound I know is Duke caving to its donors.
Muslims clucking is second.

No, the sweetest sound I know is Obama's aggreived sighing.
Duke admins caving
Butthurt Muslims clucking
And a Partridge Family CD.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 15, 2015 06:09 PM (z899H)

309 I guess boinka boinka in the bell tower is completely out of the question....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 15, 2015 06:40 PM (uJK1E)

310 2% of men and 2% of women results in 2% of the total population.
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They don't call us moron for nuttin.

The 2.6% number came from the government so you know it inflated.

Posted by: Jukin at January 15, 2015 07:37 PM (WGm5T)

311 Separation of CHURCH and State: Absolutely!

Separation of MOSQUE and State? Oh, you bigots!!!

/Leftwing shithead, out

Posted by: Beverly Cooper at January 15, 2015 08:23 PM (V1jAx)

312 "What's next- the worship of Baal at the altar?"

Oh, they're already doing that. The Boneless Wonders who are the "priests" at St. John the Divine cathedral in New York City have had quite a few pagan hoedowns. Just being blasphemous to be, like, you know, nice and all.

Posted by: Beverly Cooper at January 15, 2015 08:37 PM (V1jAx)

313 You mean a muslim now has to shoot people on campus without the call to prayer. What is this world coming too.

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