Republicans Execute a Tactical Feint on Amnesty Designed to Fool the Base

I don't see the point of pretending this deception is real, but if you care about the manipulations of the Establishment on this issue, you can read Allah's post.

I know this is not a real post and I won't count it as one. But there's no way I'm going to pretend the GOP's silly shadow-play is something I should take seriously. They're going to sell us out, and I'm not going to act as a theater critic, judging how well they've performed their play.

Posted by: Ace at 04:22 PM




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1 oneish?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:22 PM (vPh3W)

2 Sorry BB

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:23 PM (vPh3W)

3 trifecta

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:23 PM (vPh3W)

4 ok, i'll get the others and then we can talk about GOPe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:23 PM (vPh3W)

5 sad part is people will eat this up

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2015 04:23 PM (SyKbw)

6 March Madness now with Muslim Call to Prayer!

Posted by: Duke University at January 14, 2015 04:24 PM (5voqw)

7

s'okay
we can bow to allahpundit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 04:24 PM (IXrOn)

8 Public service at it's finest I tell ya

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 04:24 PM (H3SRF)

9 UKIP, USAIP?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 14, 2015 04:25 PM (pofbO)

10 5 sad part is people will eat this up
Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2015 04:23 PM (SyKbw

After the recent re-election of Boner and the Spending Bill i think people are full of the bullshit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:25 PM (vPh3W)

11 But Boehner was doing a meh to fair Levin impression reading all the times SCOAMF said what he was doing was unconstitutional.

Yeah. It's as real as $3.00 bill.

Screw him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:25 PM (CMkNk)

12
Ace.... dear chap.... you spelled "theatre" wrong.

Posted by: Theatre Majors Everywhere at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (NaV4z)

13 sup guise

Posted by: thathalfrican at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (R5HRU)

14 Screw him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:25 PM (CMkNk

18v Black & Decker?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (vPh3W)

15 Sell us out? The Grand Old Partie?

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (xVBz4)

16 6 March Madness now with Muslim Call to Prayer!
Posted by: Duke University at January 14, 2015 04:24 PM (5voqw)


Can we organize loudspeakers playing the Marine Corps Hymn and Hatikvah to drown it out?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (CMkNk)

17 Why you bringing me down, man?

Posted by: BuckIV at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (XeG3X)

18 Serious question:

How many times are we all going to taste the GOPe's nut in our mouth before we cowboy the fuck up and walk the fuck over to a new party.

"Serious you guys, seriously, a new party will never have the chance at doing anything, we must work "within the system" or the democrats win!!"

Sincerely,
The Whigs

Posted by: prescient11 at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (q5APL)

19 C'mon. Is this really surprising anyone here?

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 04:27 PM (qbgxo)

20 What part of BOHICA don't you wingnuts understand?

*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at January 14, 2015 04:27 PM (ZxV1A)

21 7

s'okay
we can bow to allahpundit
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 04:24 PM (IXrOn)


There is no sod but Doughboy, and Mitt makes him profit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:27 PM (CMkNk)

22
I KNOW THIS IS NOT A REAL POST!!!

Posted by: Al Shaprton at January 14, 2015 04:27 PM (NaV4z)

23 Sorry BB

Not a problem.

I got three in the past two days. If there's ever a stat for The Mostest Firsties, I'll be famous.

And that'll prolly be the only way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 04:27 PM (0HooB)

24 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:27 PM (kff5f)

25 Grubering!It isn't just for Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.

Posted by: Speller at January 14, 2015 04:27 PM (J74Py)

26 So, it turns out, is John Boehner.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:28 PM (kff5f)

27


waaaa

why you gotta bring us down, man

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2015 04:28 PM (IXrOn)

28 I'm pretty sure Boehner drives a pickup truck with the lccense

Posted by: jwpaine at January 14, 2015 04:28 PM (a3NCX)

29 >>> Posted by: Theatre Majors Everywhere at January 14, 2015 04:26 PM (NaV4z)

EoJ socking?

I wish.

Posted by: L, elle at January 14, 2015 04:28 PM (2x3L+)

30 Since the GOP aren't real conservatives, you can be excused for this not being a real post, Ace.

And this isn't a relationship comment.
But it's almost 5 o'clock, so I'm going to make a real drink.
And an apple turnover with ice cream.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:28 PM (q6Lzx)

31 Just call me Mr. Anti-establishment.

*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (ZxV1A)

32 Where was his bartender when we needed him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (CMkNk)

33 And an apple turnover with ice cream.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:28 PM (q6Lzx


Mmmm warmed up with a French Vanilla.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (vPh3W)

34 30 And an apple turnover with ice cream.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:28 PM (q6Lzx)


Oooh. Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (CMkNk)

35 Yikes! It's like watching a bunch of alcoholics bustling to put in a hard days work thirty minutes before happy hour.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (dVmLD)

36 US Federalist Party.

We need to start one, or take over one if it already exists.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (kff5f)

37 This is a real post and this is a real pipe!



Don't make me crazy.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (MDgS8)

38 I love it when a plan comes together

Posted by: GOP Big Money Donors at January 14, 2015 04:30 PM (Tj+s6)

39 ...full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 04:30 PM (0HooB)

40 32 Where was his bartender when we needed him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (CMkNk)

Reading the story yesterday the paper named the CC. Any morons applying for a new job there in Ohio?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:30 PM (vPh3W)

41 But, but, I thought Jindahl, Rubio and all those new svelte bo-hunks were going to revolutionize the party and get us back to our conservative roots? I was told my vote mattered!

Buy gats, rice and a katydin folks.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at January 14, 2015 04:30 PM (RJN20)

42 Where was his bartender when we needed him?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:29 PM (CMkNk)


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It's what I was thinking yesterday when that news came out.

Missed opportunities.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 04:31 PM (qbgxo)

43
But it's almost 5 o'clock, so I'm going to make a real drink.

Styrofoam coffee cup with lid, four ice cubes, lifted from work.

Three Jim Beam nipsfrom the local Russian. Commence commute.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 04:31 PM (JtwS4)

44 Mmmm warmed up with a French Vanilla.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January
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I was thinking about getting crazy & going with the black cherry + chocolate chunk.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:31 PM (q6Lzx)

45 You f*cked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Eric Stratton at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (LoIJo)

46 oops. tablet decided I wanted to post before I did. Again:

I'm pretty sure Boehner drives a pickup truck with the license PUSSYWAGON.

And tells girls his name is Buck.

The Republican Party, of course, is the comotose chick.

Posted by: jwpaine at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (a3NCX)

47 Applejack in the snow, neat. Keeps you alive.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (xVBz4)

48 I support Mr. Boehner's efforts to find real, bi-partisan solutions for the middle class. The far-right extremists in Congress make his job very difficult.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (Ks4nX)

49 I volunteer CBD to be Weeping Boner's next bartender.

CBD, you know what you need to do.

Posted by: L, elle at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (2x3L+)

50 I was thinking about getting crazy & going with the black cherry + chocolate chunk.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:31 PM (q6Lzx

Chocolate chunk is almost a mainstay in our freezer. Black Cherry, call me racist but Meh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (vPh3W)

51 Wait. I thought we talked about bukkake in the last post.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (mf5HN)

52 turns out the forefathers were wrong. We can get along spending all the $ in the larder...they never realized that one party would be so belligerent to the population that they'd invite a neighboring country into vote for them.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 14, 2015 04:33 PM (pofbO)

53

To prove our dedication to ending the President's lawless overreach, we are going to pass a bill that is so bad that not even our own party will publicly support it. And we "hope" the president doesn't veto it. But it mentions his executive action, so you're satisfied, right rubes?

Posted by: imp at January 14, 2015 04:33 PM (XIXZz)

54 48 Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (Ks4nX)

S
O
C
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K
?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:33 PM (CMkNk)

55 I'm sure it's coming as a surprise to some (not necessarily here at AoS) that The New And Improved GOP Majority(TM) has as their first order of business 1) adding more H1-B visas to keep tech wages low, 2) selling-us all out on "Executive Amnesty" and 3) increasing the gas tax.

Yeah, that's what everyone voted for in 2014. I'm sure of it.

Sincerely, "Establishment" K-Street Republicans

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2015 04:33 PM (wRpmO)

56 Oops, I did it again.

Posted by: Britney Spears Boehner at January 14, 2015 04:33 PM (LoIJo)

57 51 Wait. I thought we talked about bukkake in the last post.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (mf5HN)


Guilty. With an explanation . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:33 PM (CMkNk)

58 They don't represent us, or our interests.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2015 04:34 PM (xVBz4)

59 turns out the forefathers were wrong. We can get along spending all the $ in the larder...they never realized that one party would be so belligerent to the population that they'd invite a neighboring country into vote for them.

It's amazing what people will vote for when they're fat and happy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:34 PM (kff5f)

60 I've got an idea for a third political party. It's called the Pander Bear Party. We'll run a candidate who will take the stage right after a Democrat or "moderate" Republican and highlight all the inconsistencies. "I promise to lower taxes, while raising taxes on evil white people, and tripling the monies going to minorities, while securing the border while making sure anyone who wants to come into this country can!" kinda crap.

While someone in a panda bear costume stands behind the candidate making the jack-off motion.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:34 PM (VAsIq)

61 Trust me on this one folks

Posted by: Your Nominee Jeb Bush at January 14, 2015 04:34 PM (Tj+s6)

62 @42 - we're a nasty bunch, ain't we?

Can't we arrange a nice bowl of Incapacitation Punch for the top half-dozen GOP leaders in the House?

Don't want them dead, just out of commission long enough to go back to their office in four or five weeks and crap their pants over what's been done in the meantime.


Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (o+SC1)

63 I do wish at least on Ruling Class Repub would be honest for their real reasons for supporting Amnesty -- which the base hates and is suicidal for the Repub Party long term.

I just wish they'd be honest.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (ZPrif)

64 When this whole charade (pronounced as "sharahd") is over I expect a fifteen thousand word review on the blog desk Ace.

Posted by: New Phone at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (qKFOo)

65 I did not just do that into your mouth

Posted by: John Boehner at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (LoIJo)

66 I served my country and did the best I could only to have my elected officials sell me out for the same Ivy League donors that support the Dems. When will we stop it all? When it finally falls apart is my best guess. Not any sooner.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (H3SRF)

67 US Federalist Party.

We need to start one, or take over one if it already exists.


I still like The Constitution Party, of which I think there is one already.

"Dedicated to the American Constitution as written, that all men are created equal, with Liberty and Justice for all."

With planks that support capitalism, a small, inexpensive, unobtrusive government, strong defense and borders and individual freedom and laws based on the Ten Commandments.

Like we used to have.

And if anyone doesn't like it, here's a plane ticket attached to your deportation papers, with the first one going to Little Billy Ayers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (0HooB)

68 turns out the forefathers were wrong. We can get along spending all the $ in the larder...they never realized that one party would be so belligerent to the population that they'd invite a neighboring country into vote for them.

It's amazing what people will vote for when they're fat and happy.
****
when did we even debate this shit? you know?

it's just like one day, boom, country's over.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (pofbO)

69 But, but, I thought Jindahl, Rubio and all those new svelte bo-hunks were going to revolutionize the party and get us back to our conservative roots? I was told my vote mattered!

Buy gats, rice and a katydin folks.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at January 14, 2015 04:30 PM (RJN20)



Wait. Did I miss Jindal getting re-elected to the House or getting elected to the Senate?

Because I would have noticed that, I think.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (mf5HN)

70 I just wish they'd be honest.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 04:35

And I wished................never mind.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (vPh3W)

71 Guilty. With an explanation . . .



Go on.......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (8n4w5)

72 Chocolate chunk is almost a mainstay in our freezer. Black Cherry, call me racist but Meh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM (vPh3W)
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I never have ice cream at home. It's just me, so it always goes bad.
but, after your endless "turnover" comments the other night, I had to hit the grocery store to get some - and ice cream. Friendly's brand was on sale 2 for $5. Vanilla & black cherry was all that wss left...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (q6Lzx)

73 Turd FTW. Excellent. I'll be the panda.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (ucDmr)

74 62 Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (o+SC1)


Was hoping the JCS would do a "Seven Days in May" deal, but instead of real soldiers we have Ethan Krupps dressed up in Sgt. Pepper outfits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (CMkNk)

75 We should form a third party called the "Progressive" party. Logo: the American flag.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (xVBz4)

76 71 Go on.......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (8n4w5)


It was in reference to "jizzya." Get it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (CMkNk)

77 Whisky on vanilla ice cream is good, too.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (xVBz4)

78 Black Cherry, call me racist but Meh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:32 PM


Hey, don't knock it...

Posted by: Roman Polanski has a Jungle Fevah! at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (knoK7)

79 Personally, I am fond of the Love Me and Despair Party.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (mf5HN)

80 Yes it's true, this Boehner has no d^ck

Posted by: Dr Venkman at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (LoIJo)

81 Turd FTW. Excellent. I'll be the panda.>>>

Great! Just need a panda suit and $50,000....

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (VAsIq)

82 Like the "War Against Immigrants" isn't over until the Illegal wins, Comprehensive Immigration Reform isn't over until Congress ckufs the American citizen. In this particular case, Team Boehner/McConnell is just trying to bring the right lube.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2015 04:38 PM (1CroS)

83 J.J. - S O C K. Damn! I never noticed that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 04:38 PM (l1zOH)

84 turns out the forefathers were wrong
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No, they were not wrong. They knew all the weaknesses. Their 'descendents' have been unworthy.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 04:38 PM (z27Ny)

85 63 I just wish they'd be honest.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 04:35 PM (ZPrif)


They can't be. They'd lose EVERY damn election forever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:38 PM (CMkNk)

86 >>>>Friendly's brand was on sale 2 for $5. Vanilla & black cherry was all that wss left...
Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:36 PM (q6Lzx

What are friends for? Besides, you have a 4 legged prewash washer there. Dishes won't be a problem with good old Cold Water.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:38 PM (vPh3W)

87 Their 'descendents' have been unworthy.

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (kff5f)

88 We should form a third party called the "Progressive" party. Logo: the American flag.
Posted by: Feh
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Already been done. See: Henry Wallace

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH)

89
Personally, I am fond of the Love Me and Despair Party.

*sighs*

Have you been reading my diary?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (JtwS4)

90 79 Personally, I am fond of the Love Me and Despair Party.

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM (mf5HN)


The Ike Turner Party.

"Oh baby, you knows I loves ya." BOOM! in the face.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (CMkNk)

91 Personally, I am fond of the Love Me and Despair Party.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 04:37 PM


Newsletter?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (knoK7)

92
Already been done. See: Henry Wallace
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (l1zOH

And George Wallace.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (vPh3W)

93 "A republic, if you can keep it." - Ben Franklin (attrib.)

"Yeah, thanks but no thanks." - Low-info America 2015

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (wRpmO)

94 There ain't enough hemlock and arsenic on earth to take down this ol' saw horse! Come get some Barry!!


Posted by: John Boener at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (NpXoL)

95 I hate being left Willow on an old thread.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (TETYm)

96 81: All I need is the panda suit then. Let's do this!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (ucDmr)

97 We should form a third party called the "Progressive" party.

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Ooooooooo......Will Flo be there?????

Posted by: LIVs Everywhere at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (NaV4z)

98 Freedom Party

Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (cbfNE)

99 #TwoYears

The political process in the United States is approaching the point at which it becomes dysfunctional.

Then what.

The President has given orders that federal regulations governing border crossing shall be ignored by federal agents charged with patrol the borders of the United States.

The solution, as advanced by the GOP leadership is to write legislation that defunds Obama's policy of ignoring border crossing regulations.

And Obama threatens to veto said legislation thus delaying any funding for the entire department charged with defending The Homeland.

What is it that DHS does, exactly?

Posted by: Mackeral Politifactual at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (BC04k)

100 It's time for the states to stand up and say, NO! (I know, I know)

I wish we lived in the times of brave men.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (qbgxo)

101 Ooooooooo......Will Flo be there?????>>>

No, but we did scrape up enough to rent the Flo Bot.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (VAsIq)

102
Oh, Florida, you're losing ground.

"Lawmaker jailed for alleged sex scandal with teen wins Va. reelection"

wapo

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (JtwS4)

103 95 I hate being left Willow on an old thread.
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (TETYm)

I summoned the Corgis. Hate is such a strong word.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (vPh3W)

104 What are friends for? Besides, you have a 4 legged prewash washer there. Dishes won't be a problem with good old Cold Water.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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As soon as the dishwasher door opens, our dog walks away. She knows everything is gone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (l1zOH)

105 97 Ooooooooo......Will Flo be there?????
Posted by: LIVs Everywhere at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (NaV4z)


Ma flo be linoleum!

- - Ike Turner

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (CMkNk)

106 Ooooooooo......Will Flo be there?????


Flo is so hawt

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 14, 2015 04:41 PM (LoIJo)

107
Flo-Bee. Free haircuts!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (CMkNk)

108 Ooooooooo......Will Flo be there?????

Posted by: LIVs Everywhere at January
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I'd hit it.


*look - two "firsts" in one thread!

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (q6Lzx)

109 Ooooooooo......Will Flo be there?????

Posted by: LIVs Everywhere at January 14, 2015 04:40 PM (NaV4z)

For a second all I could think of was Flo from the show Alice and I thought wth would we need Flo for?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (X+nFp)

110 Personally, I am fond of the Love Me and Despair Party.



Pat Mcgroin Party.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (8n4w5)

111 ...all those new svelte bo-hunks were going to revolutionize the party and get us back to our conservative roots?
---------
Perhaps they are. Maybe you'll be some CINO's.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (z27Ny)

112 Well, Chavez the Hugo, looks the Pander Bear Party is us. Don't suppose you live near Oklahoma City?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (VAsIq)

113 Pat Mcgroin Party.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM


Will Pat McCann be running?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (knoK7)

114
The Cvnt-Punters Party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (CMkNk)

115 79
Personally, I am fond of the Mia Love Me and Despair Party.

Posted by: Too Soon? at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (VAsIq)

116 Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:42 PM (q6Lzx)

Firsts! Yay!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:43 PM (vPh3W)

117 *sighs*

Have you been reading my diary?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 04:39 PM (JtwS4)



*shifty eyes*

No.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (mf5HN)

118 For a second all I could think of was Flo from the show Alice and I thought wth would we need Flo for?



To dramatically tell the GOPe to Kiss Our Grits!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (8n4w5)

119 112: Turd, no I live in Wisconsin. So, we can cover the Midwest. Good start, I think we got this thing.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (ucDmr)

120 If any of you are interested, I am forming the New American Party. However, I cannot tell you anything about it.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (z27Ny)

121 118 To dramatically tell the GOPe to Kiss Our Grits!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (8n4w5)


I'd like to tell them something, alight. And that ain't it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (CMkNk)

122 For a second all I could think of was Flo from the show Alice and I thought wth would we need Flo for?

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Wow.... dated yourself there....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2015 04:45 PM (NaV4z)

123 Wow.... dated yourself there....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2015 04:45 PM (NaV4z)


Reruns in the middle of the night! Swearsies!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (X+nFp)

124
I'd like to tell them something, alight. And that ain't it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2015 04:44 PM (CMkNk)

I printed off the recent picture of Boner kissing Pelosi at the podium. I wrote on it "And you voted for him to be speaker of the house? You are a gutless man" And sent it to my congressman.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (vPh3W)

125 And then you will vote for them....AGAIN.

Posted by: Dan at January 14, 2015 04:46 PM (COpZ4)

126 New one.

The party talk was out of control so more 'Hebdo'

Posted by: RioBravo at January 14, 2015 04:47 PM (z27Ny)

127 Reruns in the middle of the night! Swearsies!



Sucks to have seen the first runs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 04:47 PM (8n4w5)

128 I'm beginning to think the Mayan calender was correct.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 04:47 PM (qbgxo)

129 Okay, I think I'm in love.

Have any of you read the Constitution Party's platform?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 04:47 PM (kff5f)

130 You just know that if you ever got her in the sack, Progressive Flo would reach into her little black bag and pull out something she considered a secks toy.

Like an eggbeater.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 04:47 PM (0HooB)

131 My balls just don't have the same bounce they use to have.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (eedLh)

132 109

Ugh. Trying my best to catch a buzz & ignore news/politics/the world...
Now you just brought a brain cell back to life - did you know that Vic Tayback was Syrian? So, prolly a muzzie.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (q6Lzx)

133 Vic Tayback was Syrian? So, prolly a muzzie.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:48 PM (q6Lzx)

I remember watching it (first run I admit it) and a news show about the show was about Vic taking the son under his wing in real life. Evidently he taught the boy about Cadillacs because he bought one himself. I guess he was a father figure for the boy. I have no idea why I remember that.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 14, 2015 04:51 PM (X+nFp)

134 You racist rednecks had to be replaced with offshore labor in your job as the American public. You were unreliable employees. You simply wouldn't vote as you were told. Progress must occur, with you or without you, so the Illuminated Ones brought us a new electorate.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 14, 2015 04:53 PM (awqYm)

135 Yeah - Tommy? McKeon. Nancy McKeons brother IRL... the dyke from Facts Of Life.

Posted by: shredded chi at January 14, 2015 04:54 PM (q6Lzx)

136 A lucid and true comment from Mary. Except she has no clue how prescient she is this time.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 14, 2015 04:55 PM (ucDmr)

137 Anything would be better than the current Slumber Party. I mean, there's not even any pillow fights or chics in PJ tops and panties.

Posted by: New Phone at January 14, 2015 04:55 PM (xm/HP)

138 The sad thing is that Rush was acting like this was a big deal on his show.

Feh.

It's all kabuki everywhere.

Just wait till Act II, when Boner starts weeping that that big mean ole Obama vetoed their bill -

so they'll just give Obama everything he wants.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Republican Party-

Spineless, gutless, plastic bags of crap.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2015 04:56 PM (0cMkb)

139 You racist rednecks had to be replaced with offshore labor in your job as the American public. You were unreliable employees. You simply wouldn't vote as you were told. Progress must occur, with you or without you, so the Illuminated Ones brought us a new electorate.
***
indeed. also, it's your fault that the new replacements hate you for your skin color and for living here first. now pay up.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 14, 2015 04:56 PM (pofbO)

140 136- I am always lucid, you RethugliKKKan trash. You just can't handle the truth as I mock you.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 14, 2015 04:57 PM (awqYm)

141 Mary is butching up.

Posted by: New Phone at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (dieQ8)

142 Oh this seems like a real post to me. No worries.

Scott Walker '16

Posted by: SGT York at January 14, 2015 05:00 PM (gjaCP)

143 Wow, three k's Mary must have sprung for the premium membership. I've never gotten more than two.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (ucDmr)

144 SOME of us made this same point back in November, but were ridiculed because we supposedly didn't understand civics and how the new guys didn't get in until January.

Where are the suckers of Establishment cock now?


Posted by: FITP at January 14, 2015 05:01 PM (20/tm)

145 We do not seem to devote very much effort (though there are occasional rumblings) towards asserting control over the GOP. *That*, after all, is what the Left have done with the Dem party.

There is surprisingly little discussion here about supporting what I think may be the most viable means of doing so, via the Tea Party folk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2015 05:05 PM (vPh3W)

146 Some graffiti uncovered in the Pompei Archeological dig:

If we get rid of this bunch of scoundrels we just get another bunch of scoundrels

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 14, 2015 05:07 PM (e8kgV)

147 As a theatre critic, I'd give Boehners speech an A. It was awesome.

Too bad he didn't really mean it to lead anywhere.

Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 05:08 PM (6um35)

148 Let's see, they're voting on something that Obama would likely veto, and they probably don't have the votes to override. Yep, it's Kabuki...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 14, 2015 05:23 PM (Nis6z)

149 This is another "I will vote YES for closure, then vote NO against the bill, but there are plenty of votes to carry it so my 2nd vote doesn't mean shit!" Fuck you stupid base!

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