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Just the Tip: Craven AP Pretends to Show Charlie Hebdo Cover, But Actually Crops It In Every Picture
There is routine cowardice, and then there is down-on-your-knees-I'll-suck-your-dick cravenness.
AllahPundit notes that the New York Times carefully and weakly disagrees with ball-fondling coward Dean Baquet over his craven decision to effectively name Islam as the state religion of the United States.Here’s my take: The new cover image of Charlie Hebdo is an important part of a story that has gripped the world’s attention over the past week. The cartoon itself, while it may disturb the sensibilities of a small percentage of Times readers, is neither shocking nor gratuitously offensive. And it has, undoubtedly, significant news value. With Charlie Hebdo’s expanded press run of millions of copies for this post-attack edition, and a great deal of global coverage, the image is being seen, judged and commented on all over the world. Times readers should not have had to go elsewhere to find it.Wow, this episode is really teaching us who fears whom, who's in control, in all sorts of different ways. The ombudsman here is plainly unwilling to do more than whisper a slightly critical nothing into Dean Baquet's ear. She is called upon to state the obvious forthrightly; instead, she mumbles it. The Daily Beast translates some of issue. A couple of cartoons suggest that the terrorists may not be getting the virgins they were expecting. The second cartoon here:
Russell Brand broadcast a takedown of Fox News broadcaster "Judge Jeanine", saying that she is promoting "the same energy” and is "equally damaging" as the Paris murderers. In response to a ferocious attack on Muslim extremists, in which "Judge Jeanine", a newsreader on Fox News, urged the United States to "bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again", Brand said: "It's the same energy… it's the same energy of the murders. Judgement, hate, certainty in your own position, condemnation, the language of war." Brand's takedown of the newsreader, real name Jeanine Pirro, was broadcast on YouTube channel The Trews, and he called on "humankind" to "stop fortifying the boundaries and borders between us".Then he got weirdly racial.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 12:09 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 12:10 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Toastrider at January 14, 2015 12:11 PM (w0vrv)
Posted by: Caliban at January 14, 2015 12:11 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: HR at January 14, 2015 12:11 PM (ZKzrr)
Further, their hatred for those they deem inferioir is well known, as is their hypocrisy.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 14, 2015 12:11 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: redenzo at January 14, 2015 12:11 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: AP at January 14, 2015 12:12 PM (TaO1J)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:12 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:12 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 12:12 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 12:13 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at January 14, 2015 12:13 PM (U4QC6)
Posted by: Larry Flynt at January 14, 2015 12:13 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM (bWFHa)
Ace is still jealous that RB got to bang Katy Perry, and he didn't.
To be honest, so am I, a little.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM (kff5f)
Yep. This also illustrates perfectly that the sniveling left does not really believe themselves when they talk about "right wing terrorists". If they did, they'd be groveling to us.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM (1xtIS)
Posted by: redenzo at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (0HooB)
They have no problem KNOWINGLY aiding and abetting the inflammation of the world against the Jews.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (5yHi1)
Ace is still jealous that RB got to bang Katy Perry, and he didn't.
To be honest, so am I, a little.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM
If she banged that, what else did she bang?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: J. Bonehead at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (BvTwT)
Seriously, it's now akin to assassination to state your opinion (a judgement, egads!) with certainty?
Does this not apply to every screaming, foaming at the mouth progressive?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 12:16 PM (2Ayux)
What's this "middle of the road" crap?
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 12:16 PM (2Ayux)
Welcome to the Party!
Posted by: GOPe at January 14, 2015 12:16 PM (qh617)
Russel Brand should be made to spend the rest of his life watching "Girls" episodes, over and over.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at January 14, 2015 12:16 PM (RFeQD)
Jokers to the right, here I am...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM
Stuck in the middle with Joos...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:16 PM (knoK7)
This is weird.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 14, 2015 12:16 PM (Q/s6/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (2Aj5D)
I think I did that.
Posted by: Homeless guy on fifth avenue at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (wyI5D)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ayux)
The NYT doesn't share the ideas of Charlie Hebdo.
Or you.
And they're communicating their own beliefs quite effectively.
Just because your views become stronger if everybody shares them, does not mean refusing to jump on the bandwagon is a taking of some sorts.
Posted by: Chris Balsz at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (kTWS+)
Posted by: Dr. Manbube at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (1PLvF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: random bartender guy at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (wyI5D)
"Takedown"?
Yeah. Er, no. "response" is more like it. Or "drug addled blabbergorch".
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (/jpU8)
Jokers to the right, here I am...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM
Stuck in the middle with Joos...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:16 PM (knoK7)
But we can shift..... shapes
Posted by: Jew at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I could tell you.
Posted by: Pestilence at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: HR at January 14, 2015 12:11 PM
Not so fast, there..
Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Pat at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM (AivPA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: Jew at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM
But can you left justify?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:19 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:19 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2015 12:19 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Tight End Reggie at January 14, 2015 12:19 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2015 12:19 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:20 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Jew at January 14, 2015 12:18 PM
But can you left justify?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:19 PM (knoK7)
Only American Jews seem to be able to do that...
Israeli Jews... not so much...
Posted by: Jew at January 14, 2015 12:20 PM (qh617)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 12:20 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:20 PM (bWFHa)
So this is what it feels like to be a RINO...
...adrift and lacking any idea what to do about it
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14,
Gravity pulls leftward in this state. I do not care for it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:20 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Russell Brando at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:20 PM
Doesn't work then, either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (knoK7)
Russell, whether it's true or not, now they want you dead. What was that about not fortifying borders?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (sWy3V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:15 PM (2Aj5D)
_________________________
Perry did more than just bang that idiot douchebag; she married him.
As for what other type of vermin she may have allowed to slither between her legs, it doesn't bear thinking about.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (2ruKl)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (LA7Cm)
attacks were 'the Muslims themselves', Brand also said that the
newsreader, who is of Lebanese descent, is 'at least a bit African
American...doesn't she recognise the language [of oppression]?"
W.T.F does that even mean?
One has to tailor their language based on their ethnicity - is he for real?????
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
*waves*
Posted by: The NBA at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: m at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (rn/hC)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (qh617)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (xWW96)
So ... he's uncertain of his position? Are we to infer that he is evincing a scintilla of higher cognitive function?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (bWFHa)
I would love that as an option.. But i see few moderates and Imans the inciters of the terror reaching out for hope , love and civility.
We are being Told what WE are allowed! In this country.
When people immigrate from elsewhere isn't it Their duty to assimilate? why is it everyone else's responsibility To Change our ideas and lives for them?
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Charsel Jhonsno at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (o+SC1)
Or when Hollywood did a brave movie about brave journolists? In the mcCarthy era?
or when they made an oh-so-brave movie about gay guys; and the only people to get naked were women?
Yeah, what utter horseshit.
Posted by: Pestilence at January 14, 2015 12:23 PM (Spluw)
http://tinyurl.com/poxsk5w
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2015 12:23 PM (K4YiS)
One has to tailor their language based on their ethnicity - is he for real?????
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (ABcz/)
And apparently he is Geographically challenged...
Lebanon is NOT in Africa... nor are its people of African descent...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:23 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Charsel Jhonsno at January 14, 2015 12:23 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Mabe Gallor at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Dang
It's a lot like watching episodes of "Girls". Plain to homely and repulsive people having sex on TV. It's a destruction of any kind of ethic of beauty, even of something as vulgar as pornography.
Love of "power" and love of "ugliness" is meant to fundamentally demean people.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM
No worries. Happens all the time. They'll get it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (PfoKb)
71 Damn... fixed... now no one coming into the thread will understand half the jokes...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (qh617)
So, in what sense does this differ from any other thread?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (bWFHa)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (K4YiS)
Whats really fucked up about the Muslim view of Heaven its just getting
laid. What about being near to GOD? Pretty fucking juvenile if you ask
me.
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (xWW96)"
But if you wanted to recruit an army of violent sociopaths to do your bidding, what sort of incentives would you offer them?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (KDbAT)
He's probably confusing it with Libya.
But, facts be damned, with the Left.
As long as it's truthy.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (7ObY1)
Would you want to get close to that goatfucker Allah?
Posted by: HR at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2015 12:25 PM (659DL)
72 Whats really fucked up about the Muslim view of Heaven its just getting laid. What about being near to GOD? Pretty fucking juvenile if you ask me.
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:22 PM (xWW96)
Its because for most of them, having Sex would be a religious experience... because it would take a MIRACLE for them to get laid here...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:25 PM (qh617)
Sure i support freedom of speech as long as it doesn't anger the wrong people.
how classless those people are and why should their speech be considered protectable.
When we speak of guarding our rights to free speech we meant Speech that is liked by all the right people.
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2015 12:25 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2015 12:25 PM (OohY4)
Posted by: Judge Jeanine at January 14, 2015 12:25 PM (bpemY)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (7ObY1)
And...... I would let her hit me. IYKWIM
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:26 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Havedash at January 14, 2015 12:26 PM (gvqyH)
-
The new, improved loving Hector.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 12:26 PM (XUKZU)
He's probably confusing it with Libya.
But, facts be damned, with the Left.
As long as it's truthy.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (7ObY1)
They both begin with "L," so close enough in liberal land. Coulda been Liberia or Lithuania. Geography is racist.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: zombie
Oh FFS. I haven't decided yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (sWy3V)
Would you want to get close to that goatfucker Allah?
Posted by: HR at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (ZKzrr)
When you're a goatsucker, pretty much everything looks like a goat...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (bWFHa)
I mean, are we supposed to give up on grinding the groin to get through the gates?
We can hope for some happy medium, where the grass is soft and you don't get knee burns...
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM
*in your best Cousin Vinny voice*
You t'ought we were serious about dat?
Posted by: New York Times Editors at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: despair at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (dcY7v)
All depends on whether he takes his meds or not.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (7ObY1)
Would you want to get close to that goatfucker Allah?
Posted by: HR at January 14, 2015 12:24 PM (ZKzrr
And his pedophile preacher?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:27 PM (2Aj5D)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (OohY4)
If so... are they suggesting we're supposed to bomb france?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (da5Wo)
***
One group kills people for saying/drawing things they don't like. The other group wants to kill those who kill civilians.
There is no way these are the same things, unless one presumes that killing those who blaspheme is morally equivalent to killing armed militants who have declared jihad/war on you!
And for this later point, I'm pretty damn sure Brand does not believe it is ok to kill people for blaspheming Christianity.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (78TbK)
repulsive people having sex on TV. It's a destruction of any kind of
ethic of beauty, even of something as vulgar as pornography.
I have attempted to watch Girls during free HBO promos just to see what the fuss is about. It is not even the ugly person sex that is most offensive. The Lena Dunham character is just so damn repellent it is painful to watch - it is like the worst attributes of a self-absorbed, fully progressive schooling indoctrinated, useless waste of space 20 year old imaginable packaged into an physically unattractive person. If she truly speaks for her generation It Is Over, folks.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: zombie
Promises, promises.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (oKE6c)
To say someone who would actually fight for freedom of speech.... is the same as those who would take that Freedom away...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (qh617)
The NYT doesn't share the ideas of Charlie Hebdo.
And they're communicating their own beliefs quite effectively.
Posted by: Chris Balsz at January 14, 2015 12:17 PM (kTWS+)
Yep.
Posted by: m at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (rn/hC)
-
The new, improved loving Hector.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 12:26 PM (XUKZU
Can we include MUMR and Ron Paul?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (2Aj5D)
I'm setting it at 14.
$10 on when he remembers.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (sWy3V)
No, it isn't. The important part of the story is the murder of unarmed people.
" It's the same energy it's the same energy of the murders. Judgement, hate, certainty in your own position, condemnation, the language of war."
No, it isn't. One is violence to conquer and enslave another. The other is defense of good and defeat of evil. Those who can not tell the difference between good and evil should be ignored in this debate.
Posted by: Talking Heads at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (8vUS8)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (ABcz/)
Which is why to the Left???
She is supposed to be a Role Model....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: 2L at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (TaO1J)
Judge Jeanine is like the Keef Olbermann of the Right.
Her show basically consists of her yelling at Obama, like Olbermann yelled at Bush every night.
As if Obama or Bush was watching.
It's red meat comfort food programming for the Right.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (7ObY1)
Displaying a cartoon: Whoa, we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (659DL)
I think they still have their Tighty Whitey division. Jock Strap too.
Posted by: Dr. Manbube at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (1PLvF)
Obviously the left is allied with the Salafists, but the cowardice around things like this indicate something deeper.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Name: * at January 14, 2015 12:31 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: OK, thanks, bye, in the L A radio desert at January 14, 2015 12:31 PM (ucB75)
Deer Russell Brand
I get it that you don't want to risk open war.
Open war is upon you whether you would risk or not.
Of course, I fully expect that when push comes to shove, you'll cravenly convert to Islam, then gleefully join in that war.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 14, 2015 12:31 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (oKE6c)
It will be harder because all the gun hating celebs have armed body guards...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 14, 2015 12:31 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: then new york times at January 14, 2015 12:31 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (7ObY1)
Yes, I have such a woodie for her......
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (659DL)
If so... are they suggesting we're supposed to bomb france?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (TOk1P)
Wouldn't be the first time we bombed an occupied France...
Posted by: A moment of clarity brought to you by WW2 History at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:30 PM (7ObY1
Now that the secret is out the new food czar will try to take away my comfort food. Thanks CX
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (vPh3W)
I think they still have their Tighty Whitey division. Jock Strap too.
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (sWy3V)
laid.
And what of the Muslim women in this scenario?
You're treated like, or worse than, livestock on earth and your reward for being a good Muslim in the afterlife is being a sexworker for the same dudes who oppressed you?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Havedash at January 14, 2015 12:33 PM (gvqyH)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:33 PM (xWW96)
72 of them seems a bit of a stretch, though. Unless 67 of them look like Lena Dunham.
Posted by: jwpaine at January 14, 2015 12:33 PM (a3NCX)
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at January 14, 2015 12:33 PM (VAsIq)
There's been a number of stories about the MSM crumbling in the face of WH threats and changing, removing, or failing to run stories critical of the administration. If reporters and editors are so cowardly that they're intimidated by threats of retaliation by our president, it makes perfect sense that they'd be scared to death of people who would actually slaughter them.
Posted by: obladioblada at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (WVxCU)
Posted by: 2L at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (TaO1J)
Who will say, "F this. I signed up to keep fans away. Not fight a war"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (sWy3V)
'alla akbar'
shocker. I know
Posted by: Name: * at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (q+zA9)
it is cowardice of some sort, but I think it has more to do with having to admit they are wrong, the ego is what drives these narcissists, they still believe they are immune from physical harm because of the exulted status they hold as journalist
P.S. this is why it was so funny seeing some of them get hit with rocks and tear gas in ferguson, they appeared to think that their "press credentials" would protect them from physical harm
Posted by: chelsea danger at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (pbrfu)
Yep. This also illustrates perfectly that the sniveling left does not really believe themselves when they talk about "right wing terrorists". If they did, they'd be groveling to us.
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM (MYCIw)
Great point.
Posted by: Sambo has the flu at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (0Txm0)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (oDCMR)
Mohammedism teaches that women are property and have more in common with a lamp or footstool than they do with men.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:35 PM (7ObY1)
***
It is fascinating to see that anonymous internet threats are now considered the same as actual Islamist violence...but ONLY if the targets are on the political left.
It is unfortunate that such threats are common, but frankly the left celebrates them when they are made against the "correct" targets.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2015 12:35 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Virgin mary, covered in crap by lovely leftists at January 14, 2015 12:35 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: HR at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (ZKzrr)
The have the courage of their convictions...
...it's just that they have no convictions.
Plea bargaining.
Posted by: despair at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (TOk1P)
Katy Perry's boobehs used to marinate for hours on end in a bath of my disease-laden seminal fluid, saliva, chest-sweat, and back hair.
Enjoy the images of decadence!
Posted by: Russell Brand at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (X866z)
'alla akbar'
"
Whoa, really?
Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (MYCIw)
You did see this:
http://www.redstate.com/2015/01/12/mohammad-bro/
right?
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 14, 2015 12:37 PM (LIyA2)
(Doesn't mean that Baquet is not a craven, I merely note that he isn't the head craven in charge.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2015 12:37 PM (hLRSq)
***
My memory is that pious Muslim women get to live with their pious husbands...while the later gets his 72 houris of course...
Which I guess is kind of like the Clinton marriage.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2015 12:37 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:37 PM (kff5f)
He shat out a sub-par rebooting of Dudley Moore's Arthur...
you can smell the stink in his pics.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 12:37 PM (/4AZU)
In re: Free speech. This is my pet issue of the day.
http://bitly.com/14ogaJL
Monstrous anti-Semite "comic" Dieudonne arrested for glorifying terrorism.
So the French aren't free speech absolutists.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 12:37 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: HR at January 14, 2015 12:36 PM
It's sort of like gawking at a horrific 50-car pile up on the side of the road.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:38 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:38 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:37 PM (kff5f)
Many, not all.
Posted by: Teh Herp at January 14, 2015 12:38 PM (X866z)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 12:38 PM (enGVd)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (ABcz/)
Sign me up!
Posted by: Sandra Al-Fluke at January 14, 2015 12:39 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 12:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Over/under on days between Russel Brand showers?
I'm setting it at 14.
Posted by: BCochran198
Have you seen his hair, it looks like he uses 10w50.
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 14, 2015 12:39 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2015 12:39 PM (fIv/H)
It's sort of like gawking at a horrific 50-car pile up on the side of the road.
-
You're repulsed but can't look away.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 12:39 PM (XUKZU)
152 Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:32 PM (ABcz/)
Mohammedism teaches that women are property and have more in common with a lamp or footstool than they do with men.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:34 PM (kff5f)
Actually, the Koran says that if Women do a religious Act and are faithful, they go to live in 'gardens' of their own.
So Martyrdom is the only way women can ensure Paradise.
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:40 PM (qh617)
***
The State Media believe their mission is to advance leftwing political goals, so everything they do is ultimately oriented in that direction.
This is why, for example, they could gay bait Republicans in the early 00s and in 2015 claim anyone who opposes gay marriage should be hounded out of office...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2015 12:40 PM (78TbK)
I hadn't considered brain damage from all the drugs he took, which were all of them.
Hmm.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 12:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 12:40 PM (sWy3V)
http://tinyurl.com/ngkwdbj
"POLL: TROOPS TURN ON COMMANDER IN CHIEF; DEEPLY UNPOPULAR"
BTW that's not the title of the original military times article but Drudge's link.
Also indicates a trend away from Republican identification to more independent/libertarian which mirrors national trends.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 14, 2015 12:41 PM (vLk7c)
It's actually (darkly) funny, it's so bad, but do these guys really think that those who pay attention and have any sense (i.e. those rabidly opposed to the idiotic and dangerous amnesty idea) are asdisengaged, misinformed, and fairly easily manipulated as the broader electorate (or the hapless sorts for whom politics is just mindless sports and the GOP is "their" team)?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2015 12:41 PM (afQnV)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:41 PM (xWW96)
***
It is France. The last time they really started talking up libertie they also started sending people to the guillotine for not agreeing with them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2015 12:41 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 12:40 PM
Keith Richards left some?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:41 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: allie williams at January 14, 2015 12:41 PM (L6/+u)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:21 PM (7ObY1)
She's taken.
Posted by: Liam Neeson at January 14, 2015 12:42 PM (dcY7v)
Gods, even i'm not that big a craven.
Posted by: Samwell Tarley at January 14, 2015 12:43 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: bananaDream at January 14, 2015 12:41 PM (vLk7c)
Its because the Repubs get them into Wars... and then don't let them win... only fight to a stalemate...
Which the Dems then turn into Defeat...
Those of us who have served... understand what it is like to lose friends, and then have Politicians make that sacrifice meaningless...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:43 PM (qh617)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:44 PM (xWW96)
Really small. Almost pinhead small.
His tiny cranium size must be why he always wears his hair so poofed out,
so his can hide his teeny tiny brain pan.
Have you ever heard him be funny with his own original material?
Just pitiful. Clapper humor of the lowest order.
Without his fake Cockney accent, libtard clapper humor and afroed insectile body, he'd have nothing.
That's probably why KP dumped him,
she got tired of banging Zippy the Pinhead.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2015 12:44 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: MSM at January 14, 2015 12:44 PM (/eTPT)
Meanwhile... Rubio in the Senate puts up a bill to take all limits off of H1B Worker Visas...
/facepalm
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:45 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:45 PM (7ObY1)
Oh, and BTW - that clean needle jazz? All a bunch of right-wing crap. A little hot water and you're good to go.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 14, 2015 12:45 PM (sH832)
----
I bet this idiot believes Lebanon is located on the African continent.
Posted by: real joe at January 14, 2015 12:45 PM (AiCcO)
So yes, it's because they were liberals and journalists. You wouldn't get this in America or the world if the entire staff of the National Review were slaughtered, and they commit just as much anti-Muslim blasphemy as CH ever did (as does just about every non-Muslim). And it has nothing to do with upholding the principle of free speech, which the liberal media hates unless it's its own. I also don't see why an attack on free speech is more important than any attack on life, or an attack for no reason at all.
Plus marches are pointless. The jihadis are scared by shows of solidarity?
Posted by: Average Joe at January 14, 2015 12:46 PM (jZgTE)
Posted by: Havedash at January 14, 2015 12:46 PM (gvqyH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 12:47 PM (0HooB)
I mean, I've seen better drawings in an elementary school.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 12:47 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate at January 14, 2015 12:47 PM (Hj9yW)
I had to back it up and hear about Nancy Pelosi having an aide to open the coffin and let her out of the crypt again. Well done.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 12:47 PM (6fyGz)
I. Am. Shocked.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:45 PM (7ObY1)
Are you talking about the plane that went into the ocean a week or so ago? Seriously, it was terrorism?
Posted by: Sambo has the flu at January 14, 2015 12:47 PM (0Txm0)
No...he used to bring it out occasionally. >>>>
I don't know the context, and I'm not going to search for it. I almost fell out of my seat laughing at work.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 12:48 PM (VAsIq)
Really small. Almost pinhead small.
Maybe we can help?
Posted by: Certain NFL QBs with ginormous heads at January 14, 2015 12:48 PM (Dwehj)
Last words on the AirAsia black box: Allahu Akbar
I. Am. Shocked.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:45 PM (7ObY1)
Yeah, are you serious? Link or Snarc?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 12:49 PM (0FSuD)
Hey wingnut it is JUST like "Lord, give me strength..."
//Sen Juan McCain
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 12:49 PM (/4AZU)
Dood - the French worship Jerry Lewis as a God.
And not the early clever stuff.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 14, 2015 12:49 PM (sH832)
Hmmmm, so who are these virgins, then?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:50 PM (ABcz/)
Linky?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 12:50 PM (0HooB)
Freepers say it is....
of course today's snark is tomorrow's news
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: al Goati at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Lots and lots of young goats at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Iblis at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (9221z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 12:50 PM (0HooB)
http://yourlisten.com/BCochran1981/podcast-1-12-15
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 12:52 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 12:52 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 14, 2015 12:52 PM (jZgTE)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 12:52 PM (7ObY1)
109Over/under on days between Russel Brand showers?
I'm setting it at 14.
---
If those are golden, i'll take the under
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2015 12:52 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2015 12:52 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 12:52 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:53 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 12:53 PM (LA7Cm)
Hmmmm, so who are these virgins, then?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:50 PM (ABcz/)
So the jihadi joes get 72 goats and the women get left alone?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 12:53 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 14, 2015 12:54 PM (AkoL+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2015 12:54 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 14, 2015 12:51 PM (wtvvX)
Why? it would only take minutes to hook it up and save the data...
and that would be the FIRST thing they do...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 14, 2015 12:54 PM (qh617)
and spends the other waking 15 hours kneading Crisco into his hair and positioning each goopy curl with tweezers.
--
please, what do you think my entourage is for?
Posted by: Russel B at January 14, 2015 12:55 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Jen Psaki, Psuper Idiot at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (2ruKl)
Investigators were also expected on Wednesday to begin downloading data
from the cockpit voice recorder, which retains the last two hours of
conversations on the flight deck and between the pilots and air traffic
controllers.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 12:53 PM
And this morning's news was discussing how the analysis will take about 2 weeks. Color me just a little skeptical this early on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (knoK7)
Banjo music and fiddles just makes me wanna go take pitchers of trees and paste'm on book covers.
All I'm sayin.
"Fire on the mountain, run boys run"
Posted by: Elmer Clydmunsun at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (8vUS8)
Posted by: Lots and lots of young boys at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (UlJ3l)
Those 72 virgins? I'll bet they're virgin demons lusting for their first taste of man ass.
Yes! They're called "assaholas".
Posted by: allie williams at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (L6/+u)
http://tinyurl.com/mdjwgu2
Menurutnya, berdasarkan pengalaman mendengarkan rekaman percakapan black
box dari beberapa pesawat yang mengalami kecelakaan, kata-kata terakhir
yang kerap terdengar dari rekaman black box adalah kata Allahu Akhbar.
"Kata-kata itu membuat saya merinding," katanya.
According to him, based on the experience of listening to recordings of conversations black box of some aircraft that crashed, the last words are often heard from the black box recording is Allahu Akhbar said. "The words that make me cringe," he said.
I'm thinking in context the investigator expects to hear durka durka and is not saying THIS was Durka Durka
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM (enGVd)
As I said, though, in the current media climate it would also not surprise me if the whole thing were embargoed for three months, with some highly-redacted transcript to appear in some Malaysian air transport authority report around June.
It's also not conceivable that a Muslim pilot would utter 'Allahu akbar' in about the same situation as a Westerner might use 'Oh shit' or some other expression of desperation.
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (o+SC1)
It's a rumor growing out of not translating the story I highlighted correctly.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Lots and lots of young boys at January 14, 2015 12:56 PM
Go on...
Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Lots and lots of young boys at January
>>>>>>>>
I'm switchin' religions!
Posted by: Senator Harry Reid at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (VAsIq)
It's indeed a rare pleasure to hear Her Highness's dulcet voice. It sounds so different over the compound's loudspeaker.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (0HooB)
Charlie Hedbo insists upon itself.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 12:58 PM (+pzpw)
Trying to be "all one" is how tyrannies start.
Posted by: RKae at January 14, 2015 12:58 PM (cBh+e)
http://tinyurl.com/opbpuf4
If it is a rumor I tracved its source...if not "wow" just "wow"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 12:58 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:50 PM (ABcz/)
Don't ask.
Posted by: The Goats at January 14, 2015 12:58 PM (0FSuD)
Serious. Go to Gateway Pundit.
That doesn't say that it's the last words on *this* black box:
According to him, based on the experience of listening to recordings of conversations black box of some aircraft that crashed, the last words are often heard from the black box recording is Allahu Akhbar said
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 12:59 PM (JtwS4)
Pope Francis has announced that everyone in the world, Catholic or not, must attend Catholic Sunday Mass or there will be violence from the Church to enforce its edicts.
The Southern Baptist Convention also announced that anyone caught with liquor will be flogged, Baptist or not.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2015 12:59 PM (1Y+hH)
Let me remind us all of Rush Limbaugh's Undeniable Truth of Life #6:
Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force.
We like to think in the civilized world that this is not so, but it is. You can have the government fund Piss Christ and push back on saying radical Islam because it is true.
And I don't think that it is always craven to take heed of this undeniable truth. For example, remember Lara Logan in Tarir Square? I don't think she proved anything about bravery by being there - I think she was stupid for not recognizing where she was, what sort of people would be there, and what would happen to a woman in the midst of it.
To put it succinctly, I wouldn't call her a chicken had she decided not to report from there. Would that mean that the heckler's (or rapist's) veto wins? Sure it does.
But there is a saying that "discretion is the better part of valor."
Sometimes you have to choose your battles.
What is craven, though, is to pretend that you are making your decisions based on principle rather than on circumstances.
The problem here is that in order to say that they are making concessions to reality, they have to admit reality. If you say "look we are going to turn off our lights at night so the German bombers can't hit us," you have to admit there are German bombers in the air. If you cannot admit that you are at war with Germany, you have to make up a story for why you turn the lights off.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 12:57 PM (2Ayux)
See 221
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: LIV at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (VAsIq)
This generation of Xians is pretty tame...
my grandkids however...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (/4AZU)
Because of the Joooooz!
Posted by: Intelligentsia, teaching at an IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 14, 2015 01:01 PM (sH832)
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 01:01 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2015 01:01 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 01:01 PM (xWW96)
"Brand also said that the newsreader, who is of Lebanese descent, is 'at least a bit African American.."
--
Wait, she has 2 mommies and one is black?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2015 01:01 PM (/eTPT)
Because then it's too hard to see the plane at night.
Posted by: LIV, explaining to another LIV at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (AC0lD)
Funny, Liam had the same problem counting Russell's balls.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2015 12:59 PM (1Y+hH)
The making of green bean casseroles. It has begun.
*thousand yard stare*
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (knoK7)
Yeah, I think even Russel Brand can count up to 0 pretty well.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
Most people would say, "Oh shit!", not "God is Great!".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2015 01:00 PM (Rx8ML)
I like the way you said this.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (/eTPT)
*thousand yard stare*
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM
Hey! That's my line.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (knoK7)
*contemplates making a joke about AtC and horny horses*
*decides not to*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (xWW96)
meanwhile, the political wizards in the GOP are flirting with defunding DHS
well, not really
The R's are trying to strip away parts of DHS funding that go to obama's illegal amnesty. If obama vetoes the bill, then the DHS goes unfunded...because of obama's veto...but narrative, as you know, will not reflect that.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 01:04 PM (+pzpw)
Because then it's too hard to see the plane at night.
Posted by: LIV, explaining to another LIV at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (VAsIq)
*slow clap*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:04 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 01:04 PM (VAsIq)
*decides not to*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (da5Wo)
*contemplates setting you on fire with the power of my mind*
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
*thousand yard stare*
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM
The jello....the jello....
Posted by: Col Kurtz at January 14, 2015 01:05 PM (knoK7)
*decides not to*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (da5Wo)
Better part of valor and all that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:05 PM (6fyGz)
DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
Duke University to Sound Muslim Call to Prayer... http://drudge.tw/1AQxS4b
n a new initiative to promote religious pluralism, Duke University will broadcast the Muslim call to prayer every Friday on campus. The call to prayer—also known as “adhan”—will be chanted by the Duke Muslim Student Association.
The prayer itself is set to start this Friday at 1:00 p.m. and will be broadcast and amplified from the Chapel bell tower on campus.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 01:05 PM (ZPrif)
I zink ziss Ruzzell Brrrand shap haz und excellent idea. Jawohl!
Posted by: Mr. Hilter at January 14, 2015 01:05 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: russell's brand at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (/K1AJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (dFi94)
Thanks grammie.
It really is the way of things.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (Rx8ML)
It's annoying when I have opinions that are not 100% black or white. Yes, every political utterance of Russell Brand is commie and therefor stoopid.
But he did a masterful takedown of the Morning Joe crew. Mocking them for not knowing how to do their jobs, being called Willy Brandt by them. He took over a segment and showed them up for fools.
He gets credit for that in my book.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
*contemplates having the elves move the walls again when you're not looking*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (da5Wo)
--
A lot of people would say " Oh God" or "Please God"
Posted by: @votermom at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (cbfNE)
as long as the Christians get to start using Goddamned carillons again./..
fucking Dhimmis
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (/4AZU)
According to him, based on the experience of listening to recordings of conversations black box of some aircraft that crashed, the last words are often heard from the black box recording is Allahu Akhbar said
--
Like a Joo can't be taught to say that...
Posted by: Ron Paul at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: russell's brand at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
can't help but note the absence of the "*decides not to*" line...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (6fyGz)
Maybe, but "Oh, my God!" wouldn't be out of bounds either.
Also, whoever originally posted this, I'm stealing it:
The problem here is that in order to say that they are making concessions to reality, they have to admit reality. If you say "look we are going to turn off our lights at night so the German bombers can't hit us," you have to admit there are German bombers in the air. If you cannot admit that you are at war with Germany, you have to make up a story for why you turn the lights off.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (ZPrif)
I can see if there were time (it's a looong way down), a whole lotta people might start reciting some psalms or prayers.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (sH832)
25% formatting jokes.
50% contemplation of the sexual practices of muslims.
25% Russel Brand is a faggot.
I'd go with the format jokes.
Posted by: despair at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 01:05 PM
So, sort of like an early warning, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (knoK7)
*thousand yard stare*
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:02 PM (mf5HN)
This is going to get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (kff5f)
A request by a student Christian group to not be beaten/stabbed has been denied by the administration, b/c privilege.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (sH832)
1:00 p.m. and will be broadcast and amplified from the Chapel bell
tower on campus.
Posted by: Costanza Defense
I can see myself getting beheaded or stoned to death in my old age in the future.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (/Ho8c)
Also, any specifications on a jello mold vs. a random pyrex dish?
Because I just know this is coming after the green bean casserole...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (ABcz/)
*contemplates making a joke about AtC and horny horses*
*decides not to*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (da5Wo)
C'mon...the whole Horde knows you refer to her as Catherine the Great when you don't think she's around.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:08 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Terri at January 14, 2015 01:08 PM (bpemY)
*decides not to*Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:03 PM (da5Wo)---terrorism works...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2015 01:08 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (JtwS4)
"Even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:08 PM (da5Wo)
These are the people we should be imagining when we think of the "Who would turn Nazi?" game.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 14, 2015 01:09 PM (HBAcW)
How many opinion people or news readers at the MSM have been lawyers or judges? Haven't most been only news people, or political hacks?
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 14, 2015 01:09 PM (JWHJX)
Oh no. Not again.....
Crossbows!
The South will win this time!
Anything!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:09 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Russell Brando at January 14, 2015 01:09 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (6um35)
Yeah, me too.
If I was there, I'd be finding some way to stop that, using wire cutters if necessary.
This bullshit has to stop somewhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (0HooB)
Some people say there shouldn't be any kind of formatting at all. Others say everything on earth should be formatted left- or right-justified. But I say there's room for more than one kind of formatting, and that some folks will be better served by one kind of formatting than some other folks.
And the middle class.
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (L6/+u)
Also, any specifications on a jello mold vs. a random pyrex dish?
Because I just know this is coming after the green bean casserole...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (ABcz/)
Peaches are traditional, but pineapple is also acceptable. (like I would know)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM
Sensitivity training? Kangaroo courts? Expulsion?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 01:11 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 14, 2015 01:11 PM (LA7Cm)
Not in Obama's elementary school you didn't!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 14, 2015 01:11 PM (LIyA2)
True. But Aloha Snackbar! means Allah is Greatest!
Per Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:11 PM (8n4w5)
Ideally a huge lawsuit or equal treatment.
Liberals are showing again and again the use of "deniable radicals" works....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 14, 2015 01:11 PM (/4AZU)
When Duke plays the call to prayer, do I have to stick my butt up in the air, smash my forehead into the ground and pray?
Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2015 01:11 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM
Clearly an infidel! Everyone knows pineapple doesn't work in jello!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (knoK7)
They're doing it wrong. Specific prayer times are called for, and the change from day to day.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (HBAcW)
The only acceptable topping for green jello is toilet paper.
Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (da5Wo)
OMG!!!
But then the invisible dogs that follow me around would bump into them.
Think of the doglets!
*sobs*
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 14, 2015 01:07 PM (/Ho8c)
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Just means you didn't stock up on enough ammo yet
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at January 14, 2015 01:10 PM (VAsIq)
No way he's seen Thank You for Smoking.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (JtwS4)
When Duke plays the call to prayer, do I have to stick my butt up in the air, smash my forehead into the ground and pray?
Posted by: Meremortal
Take your cue from the folks being beheaded; don't do what they were doing.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (/Ho8c)
why do muslims need to be called to prayer? can't they just send a text?
Posted by: kj at January 14, 2015 01:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (ZPrif)
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This is a joke, right?
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (6um35)
You're supposed to extend the middle finger of each hand in a gesture of respect.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (HBAcW)
Depends. How old are you?
Posted by: Harry Reid the Magnificent at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Russell Brando at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (AC0lD)
Yes, but as others mentioned, it could also be the start of a prayer.
Much the way a Christian might start a final prayer with "Oh God..." many Mohammedan prayers start with "Always a snack bar."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)
That may be my next tattoo.
Yeah. Screw the monkey humping a football.......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (8n4w5)
What do the evangelicals get?
They get to shut up and appreciate diversity. Or else.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: buzzsaw90
When I'm old and frail, unfortunately I don't think stockpiles will help me much. Before then, possibly. Depends on how screwy things get.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: russell's brand at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: the HQ backup singers at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (L6/+u)
I'm setting it at 14.
$10 on when he remembers. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 12:29 PM (sWy3V)
Apparently showering is a white people thing, and Brand clearly doesn't do it, ever. So what does that make him ethnically? Cro-magnon?
Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (yRwC8)
There is no freedom of speech in Europe. Ace would be in jail.
Posted by: despair at January 14, 2015 01:14 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Mike Shechefski at January 14, 2015 01:15 PM (Dwehj)
That may be my next tattoo.
Yeah. Screw the monkey humping a football.......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (8n4w5)
Thank you, thank you, I am proud of that.
The blind squirrel thing. Not the monkey humping a football thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:15 PM (mf5HN)
Can someone please start randomly calling them to prayer? 12:07, 5:15, 1 am....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 01:15 PM (VAsIq)
I would set up food carts, and during the Mohammedan call to prayer serve up only pork products.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 01:15 PM (GqEzX)
10 feet off of the deck is a little late.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:16 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Hector's Balloon Knot at January 14, 2015 01:16 PM (jjaLl)
That is all that is left to them - every time they try to confront anyone, other than another Muslim state, militarily they get their asses kicked. The Italians kicked Muslim ass in WWII. The Hindus have kicked their asses at every opportunity - the Hindus for crying out loud. The French bitch slapped the Algerians. Muslims outnumber Israel 10 to 1 and kicking Muslim ass is the national pastime of the Israeli military. What happened to Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard? They never even got a shot off before the US wiped them out.
Because they are the military epic fail of the world - Muslims fight like the cowardly backstabbers they are; they go after the unarmed. Hence car bombs, suicide bombers, unarmed passengers on hijacked planes, people sitting at desks working, and the like.
Holy warriors? Warriors full of holes is more like it. It is getting past time to remind them of those facts; Muslim terror attack - lose a city, and the bombs are dipped in pig fat before use so everyone dies an unclean death - no martyrs.
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 14, 2015 01:16 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2015 12:19 PM (MNq6o)
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During the 2008 election, there were a lot of calls from lefty women for Sarah Palin to be assaulted by gangbangers, lots of calls in general for the left's ruthless bullies to attack those on the right.
The very soft effeminate and worthless overeducated left just loves them some urban bullies.
Posted by: Boots at January 14, 2015 01:16 PM (l9mF2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:16 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: grammie winger
As soon as the adherents realize not doing so is an insult to Mo, yes.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2015 01:16 PM (1Y+hH)
I'm totes confused over which islamic rules I have to follow even though I'm not a muslim.
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All of them....eventually
Posted by: AP at January 14, 2015 01:17 PM (/eTPT)
If public isn't this endorsing a religion?
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 14, 2015 01:17 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 01:06 PM (ZPrif)
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This is a joke, right?
Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2015 01:13 PM (6um35)
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Gotta be. Would like to see the student council raise a motion to stone all homosexuals and adulterers in solidarity with our enlightened Muslim brothers.
Oh, and don't forget the clitorectomies.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 14, 2015 01:17 PM (HBAcW)
Thank you, thank you, I am proud of that.
The blind squirrel thing. Not the monkey humping a football thing.
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me either in all honesty
Posted by: the football at January 14, 2015 01:17 PM (/eTPT)
Squirrel, dark glasses, white cane like a riding crop, pumpkin.
Graphic artists, Do. Your. Thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:18 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:15 PM (mf5HN)
*waits for it*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:18 PM (da5Wo)
Retreat on post? You bet.
Muslim prayer? Yeah, right.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 01:18 PM (GqEzX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented & FARK refugee at January 14, 2015 01:18 PM (DT3rQ)
...
Welcome to the Party!
Posted by: GOPe
I think Ace is just mining jokes from this gag nowadays.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Pope Urban II at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mike Shechefski at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (Dwehj)
Mormons mulling the underwear for all thing, enforced by stabby knives.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (1Y+hH)
I guess it would be politically incorrect to sing "Onward Christian soldiers" through a megaphone ;^) but a nice rendition of "My Hope is Built on Nothing Less"might be a good alternative
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (DXzRD)
Just pay the tax and you'll be fine....for now.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (AkoL+)
On local news last night.
Of course, Duke campus is filled with nothing but a bunch of rich Yankees.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 01:20 PM (GqEzX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:19 PM (DXzRD)
Crank the Chris Tomlin, dude!
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 14, 2015 01:20 PM (vgIRn)
Oh, and don't forget the clitorectomies.
Gonna be a lot of heads exploding soon.......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:20 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:16 PM (DXzRD)
Evangelism, Fenelon. Do you speak it?
Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2015 01:20 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Grover Norquist at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (XzRw1)
I can do politically incorrect. Onward Christian Soldiers it is.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (dFi94)
BTW, in Europe where they don't have a 1st Amendment and Free Speech rights are not absolute (as noted in the Dieudonne thing above), every single newspaper website I've seen has in fact shown the Charlie Hebdo cover.
And here where it's protected. Not so much.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (JtwS4)
No idea if it's true, but I've seen comment that he may have converted to Islam.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (ABcz/)
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.
Posted by: Roger Al-Waters at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (/eTPT)
The mockery will be as ubiquitous as Kim statues in South Korea. Every tv station in every Muslim shithole.
Remaining believers will be mercilessly mocked as mosques are torn down and Korans are burned.
Any idea that can't publicly tolerate even the slightest, smallest questioning can't stand forever, even if it is a religion and even if it does have a billion followers.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: dantesed at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2015 01:22 PM (7RXcs)
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Or maybe, "God, you know that one night with the donkey? Well, never again."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 01:22 PM (XUKZU)
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All of them....eventually
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Then we need updates on the progression so we can keep our heads attached.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2015 01:22 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2015 01:22 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Roger Al-Waters at January 14, 2015 01:22 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM (AC0lD)
Because they are the military epic fail of the world
i've read that in muslim armies NCO's can basically tell officers to go pound sand without repercussionsif the nco is from a larger more powerful tribe
Posted by: kj at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM (dFi94)
Yeah. Twenty miles east on the NC State campus.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM (GqEzX)
Taken 1, 2, and 3 hardest hit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM (XUKZU)
Throw in some Third Day and Newsboys, and we're good to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM (dFi94)
Don't forget Creed. You can start with "Bullets."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 14, 2015 01:25 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 01:23 PM
Silence!!!! I keel you!!!
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Freshman at January 14, 2015 01:25 PM (knoK7)
What do you mean? Are you telling me to make the statues just because I'm black and standing next to the make-Kim-statues machine in North Korea?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 14, 2015 01:25 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Russell Brando at January 14, 2015 01:25 PM (Dwehj)
All of them....eventually
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Then we need updates on the progression so we can keep our heads attached.
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Consider it to simply be in your best interest to stay ahead of the curve. And a scimitar blade has such a nice curve.
or just pay attention to the random headless corpses as notice to progess now.
Posted by: Roger Al-Waters at January 14, 2015 01:25 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
A bic lighter is a little more reliable.
Trust me - I know this.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2015 01:26 PM (hLRSq)
"The call to prayer happens five times a day, and for the first week,
it drives you crazy, and then it just gets into your spirit, and it's
the most beautiful, beautiful thing. There are 4,000 mosques in the
city. Some are just stunning, and it really makes me think about
becoming a Muslim," Neeson reportedly told The Sun.
The 62-year-old clarified to Al Arabiya News that he did not have a
religious awakening, but rather learned to enjoy the Islamic prayer,
which "was an annoyance because it was waking me up. But later I looked
forward to it every day."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:26 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2015 01:28 PM (Z1SI2)
I don't get the Katy Perry thing at all. Take away the nice tittehs and she's pretty average looking.
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if i may, i'll cast a vote for her legs
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2015 01:28 PM (/eTPT)
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And don't forget Libyan tanks getting beaten by pick-up trucks when Libya invaded Chad.
Arab nations have not won a single war against non-Arabs since the end of World War 2. Even when it was Islamic nation vs Islamic nation, as seen in the Iran-Iraq war during the '80s, Iraq only avoided an outright defeat due to assistance from the West.
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:28 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015
Be a nice change to have people shooting at a bell tower rather than shooting from it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2015 01:28 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:28 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:28 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Outrage Chairman, Phi Kappa Keelyou at January 14, 2015 01:30 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 01:30 PM (VAsIq)
Heh. Only at the HQ.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 01:30 PM (GqEzX)
Posted by: Grover Norquist at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM
Aren't an advocate of the free market, Grover? Does that include ideas?
Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2015 01:31 PM (Ua6T/)
The man is dedicated to his craft, and I admire him.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 01:32 PM (VAsIq)
But did he consider becoming a Nazi or a Jew after Schindler's list?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:32 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Weird Al at January 14, 2015 01:32 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2015 01:28 PM (FMbng)
Not at Duke. They's afraid of teh ebil gunz in Durham.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:33 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:18 PM (da5Wo)
Oh like I'll give you warning.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 14, 2015 01:33 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:33 PM (kff5f)
Neeson also considered becoming a lion/God and a Jedi Master, and at night he still goes out as Darkman.
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and one of King Arthur's knights iirc
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2015 01:33 PM (/eTPT)
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Fun fact-
What the world now considers "Islamic architecture" is, in fact, evolved from Persian architecture dating back to when the Arabs conquered the country. The Arabs, being desert-dwelling nomads at the time, didn't really have any functional architecture of their own when they suddenly stumbled into world power status.
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:34 PM (UWFpX)
Broadcast from the METHODIST chapel that ole man Duke built.
He is rolling over in his grave.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 01:34 PM (0FSuD)
Yes.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:33 PM (kff5f)
Both.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2015 01:34 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 14, 2015 01:35 PM (q5APL)
What the world now considers "Islamic architecture" is, in fact, evolved from Persian architecture
or stolen Carholic cathedrals.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:36 PM (8n4w5)
Je Suis Dr Suess
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 14, 2015 01:37 PM (+pzpw)
132 year old Winchester rifle found leaning against a tree in Nevada park.
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:37 PM (UWFpX)
Broadcast from the METHODIST chapel that ole man Duke built.
When they start broadcasting the Muslim call to prayer from Liberty University, I'll know the end times are here.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2015 01:37 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2015 01:38 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 01:38 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: rickb223
I was a Carholic until my registration lapsed.
Posted by: Mr. Goodwrench at January 14, 2015 01:38 PM (Spluw)
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Does that mean that he decided to get lucky?
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:38 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:39 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:21 PM (ABcz/)
He just said yesterday he is not converting.
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 14, 2015 01:39 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 01:39 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Cob-loggers at January 14, 2015 01:40 PM (Spluw)
So I'm guessing he's a Joooooo hater too.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 14, 2015 01:40 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Noseen Mail at January 14, 2015 01:41 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 01:38 PM (0HooB)
Thank you!
And thank you to everyone who has listened. We appreciate it greatly.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:41 PM (mf5HN)
Because they are the military epic fail of the world - Muslims fight like the cowardly backstabbers they are; they go after the unarmed.
Churchill lost his job fighting the Turks. Proper military leaders they can be pretty nasty.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 14, 2015 01:41 PM (WNERA)
Start with Joy to the World and see what happens.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2015 01:41 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:42 PM (DXzRD)
The US Consulate in Jerusalem is training a force of 35 Palestinians from East Jerusalem to serve as armed guards, particularly for consular trips to the West Bank's Area A, which is off-limits to Israelis, it was reported on Wednesday.
The arrangement violates a 2011 agreement between Israel and the consulate, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth stated, whereby only IDF combat veterans would be authorized to carry arms as consulate guards.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 01:42 PM (XUKZU)
I think they've just started holding Islamic services at the National Cathedral in DC.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:42 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:36 PM (8n4w5)
*binging the Carhols...
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 01:43 PM (GqEzX)
When the 'Abbasids rolled in from Iran they Persianised everything. Everyone west of Raqqa resented the shit out of it, which explains why the Spaniards welcomed that last Umayyad guy who fled there. I mean, he was almost-sortof Western, and the Catholics were still weak, and nobody was going to convert to Judaism....
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2015 01:43 PM (F4c2u)
Ace is still jealous that RB got to bang Katy Perry, and he didn't.
To be honest, so am I, a little.Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 12:14 PM (kff5f)I find it remarkably empathetic that you are so personally concerned about Ace's non-banging of Katy Perry.
Posted by: Flaming libbie Obama apologist at January 14, 2015 01:44 PM (MelgH)
Moar proof they and we know mohammedism is incompatible with liberty.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 14, 2015 01:44 PM (WNERA)
And if she doesn't get around to paying me for those funbags, that's exactly what I'm gonna do!
Posted by: Hugh Knokernapper, Dr. Bolton's Rack Repossessor at January 14, 2015 01:44 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Bob from table9
That operation was delayed, botched, delayed and botched again. They relied on civilian crews manning mine sweepers and decided on mass landings AFTER weeks of attempting to force the straits. And they had German advisors.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 14, 2015 01:44 PM (Spluw)
All you young wild girls
You make a mess of me
Yeah, you young wild girls
You'll be the death of me, the death of me
Posted by: fly gal at January 14, 2015 01:45 PM (8TdcF)
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Honoring agreements with foreign nations is for lesser politicians, and not Obama. After all, he's an expert at diplomacy. And as some of my liberal acquaintances have informed me, he doesn't run roughshod over our allies unlike that cowboy Bush. I'm sure Mary Brattleboro will be sure to enlighten you regarding that if she ever posts on this particular topic.
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:45 PM (UWFpX)
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/ National-Cathedral-to-Host-First-Muslim-Prayer-282303401.html
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:45 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 14, 2015 01:45 PM (jeCnD)
45918Also, why is Russell Brand relevant?
Ace is still jealous that RB got to bang Katy Perry, and he didn't.
To be honest, so am I, a little.Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther)
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Me too
Posted by: Kim Jung Un at January 14, 2015 01:46 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
*puts wrinkles in carpets*
All the warning I'll need.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:46 PM (da5Wo)
Gee; this is an extremely stupid idea.
Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at January 14, 2015 01:46 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:47 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Bob from table9
Turks aren't ethnically Arabs, either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 01:47 PM (knoK7)
Yes. This and the denouncing of neighbors..and bar code tattoos...will be the signs.
10 years out? 5 maybe?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2015 01:47 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:47 PM (8n4w5)
Agreed. But a symbolic act of submission, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 01:47 PM (ABcz/)
How the blood stained the sand and the water
And how in that hell that they called Suvla Bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter
Johnny Turk he was ready, he primed himself well
He chased us with bullets, he rained us with shells
And in five minutes flat he'd blown us all to hell
Nearly blew us right back to Australia
But the band played Waltzing Matilda
As we stopped to bury our slain
We buried ours and the Turks buried theirs
Then we started all over again
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:48 PM (JtwS4)
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Good to know.
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:48 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 14, 2015 01:48 PM (XzRw1)
Hmmmm, so who are these virgins, then?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:50 PM (ABcz/)
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Russell Brand's used-up whores.
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2015 01:49 PM (dO8Fp)
Turks aren't ethnically Arabs, either.
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Nor was Saladin. Arabs tend to conveniently forget about that minor detail.
In fact, aside from the initial centuries of Islamic expansion, I'm not sure if the Arabs have ever had any great military successes.
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:50 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)
They wouldn't phrase it that way; They'd say it was being "inclusive." Inclusive to progressive Episcoplians is of higher value than asserting the divinity of Jesus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:50 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Preezy Dipshit at January 14, 2015 01:50 PM (VndSC)
All the warning I'll need.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:46 PM (da5Wo)
*stares*
Polly is a wee miffed that you think that would stop her.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:50 PM (mf5HN)
Me too
Posted by: Kim Jung Un
You're still jealous that Ace and AtC are taller than you.
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CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. I AM OVERA METER TALL
Posted by: Kim Jung Un at January 14, 2015 01:51 PM (/eTPT)
Yes. This and the denouncing of neighbors..and bar code tattoos...will be the signs.
10 years out? 5 maybe?
7 years of Tribulation and the JEF has been there for 6+. I'm saying any day now.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 14, 2015 01:51 PM (XzRw1)
sigh...
The Fightin' Side of Me:
http://tinyurl.com/898loha
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 14, 2015 01:52 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at January 14, 2015 01:52 PM (10HVu)
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Ironically, another of Churchill's failed landings won him the Prime Minster's Office. After war was declared in 1939, Chamberlain was still the PM. the war was not going terribly well and chamberlain was not popular. Churchill came up with the idea of invading Norway to fight the Germans who had invaded earlier. It was a disaster that caused Chamberlain to fall from power. Then Churchill took over.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 14, 2015 01:52 PM (XUKZU)
400,000 new businesses are being born annually nationwide, while 470,000 per year are dying.
... net death
Posted by: Howie Machtinger at January 14, 2015 01:52 PM (e8kgV)
All the warning I'll need.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
Like the Maginot Line...
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 14, 2015 01:53 PM (/Ho8c)
Time to put your sex face, um, war face on!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:53 PM (8n4w5)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 12:28 PM (ABcz/)
That show isn't popular with America, it's popular with entertainment insiders. Much like "30 Rock", nobody with the exception of media insiders/glitteratti gave a shit about it. Why did a show like that always have all kinds of cameos in it? Because it was for the "insiders".
Also remember, "Girls" gets 1/4 the viewers that watched the "Gildan New Mexico Bowl" featuring Utah State versus University of Texas at El Paso.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 14, 2015 01:53 PM (+Fae7)
400,000 new businesses are being born annually nationwide, while 470,000 per year are dying.
Amazing how few businesses are created when you punish entrepreneurship.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:54 PM (kff5f)
Polly is a wee miffed that you think that would stop her.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 01:50 PM (mf5HN)
*stares*
Who said those wrinkles were going near me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 14, 2015 01:54 PM (da5Wo)
From the song Circle the Drain:
You fall asleep during foreplay
'Cause the pills you take are more your forte
I'm not sticking around
To watch you go down
Wanna be your lover, not your fucking mother
Can't be your savior, I don't have the power
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain
Watch you circle the drain, watch you circle the drain
You say you have to write your rhymes
Whatever helps you sleep at night
You've become what you despise
A stereotype
You think you're so rock and roll
But you're really just a joke
Had the world in the palm of your hands
But you fucking choked
Should've been my teammate
Could've changed your fate
You say that you love me
You won't remember in the morning
You fall asleep during foreplay
'Cause the pills you take are more your forte
I'm not sticking around
To watch you go down
Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 14, 2015 01:54 PM (ylhEn)
Their cathedrals have fins and lots of chrome trim.
And you have to jump up and strike the fuzzy dice over the entrance.
And the inside smells like a pine tree.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 01:55 PM (0HooB)
Alumni, Stop. Writing. Checks.
Pull your support. Let them know actions have consequences.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:55 PM (8n4w5)
One of the news articles on Yahoo is an announcement that Cameron's Avatar sequels have been delayed.
What a shame!
/snicker
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 01:57 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 01:57 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 14, 2015 01:57 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 01:57 PM (8n4w5)
Pull your support. Let them know actions have consequences.
But, much like the US f*cking Government, colleges have learned how to punish those who pay the bills whenever revenue drops.
So instead of stopping the Mohammedan call to prayer, they'll reduce funding to academics and even sports first- so that Alumni will start writing the checks again for the school's "reputation."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:57 PM (kff5f)
'Justin Bieber Accidently Attends Gay Republican Meeting'
Ben Coleman, the event chairman of the Los Angeles chapter of the Log Cabin Republicans, said the restaurant manager had informed him 'some other people' wanted to 'hang out in the corner'.
He told the Jillian Barberie and John Phillips show on 790 KABC: 'I went downstairs and someone I knew said 'did you see Justin Bieber just went upstairs?'
'I went back and looked around the corner and I saw the group and, literally, I didn't see Justin Bieber, I just saw a bunch of girls.
'I got a closer look and said, oh yeah that's the Biebs, for sure. But he looked like a butcher version of Miley Cyrus.'
http://tinyurl.com/l32lr6m
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 14, 2015 01:58 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2015 01:58 PM (10HVu)
Gee; this is an extremely stupid idea.
Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at January 14, 2015 01:46 PM (Spluw)
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We don't learn from history. We don't even learn from current events.
Posted by: despair at January 14, 2015 01:58 PM (dcY7v)
I wish their Christmas song hadn't fallen out of the holiday rotation.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 14, 2015 01:58 PM (7ObY1)
Hitting refresh like a monkey on crack - nothing.
Ace is disappointed in us.
500+ and we haven't been as crass as his first line.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:58 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 01:59 PM (kff5f)
US Crude oil production shows absolutely no sign of slowing - despite tumbling rig counts - as this morning's data shows the US produced 9.19mm barrels/day last week - the most since records began in 1983.
05/06/11 04:41 PM EDT
President [Barack Asshole] Obama called for the elimination of billions of dollars in oil industry tax breaks Friday, while stressing that the United States can't drill its way out of high gas prices."We can't just drill our way out of the problem," Obama said during an energy policy speech in Indiana Friday. "If we're serious about addressing our energy problems, we're going to have to do more than drill."
Posted by: Ken Starr at January 14, 2015 02:00 PM (e8kgV)
Yeah. Good way to try and seperate me from my cash.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 02:01 PM (8n4w5)
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I've commented on the similarity before. The first time I noticed it was just after Miley Cyrus got her hair cut. A site I was passing through had posted a pic of her with short hair, and her arms covering her breasts. Without anything visible to obviously define her as female, she was a dead ringer for Bieber.
It's pretty creepy.
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 02:01 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: That's why at January 14, 2015 02:01 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 14, 2015 02:01 PM (kff5f)
I would venture that most Duke alumni have no problem with the new policy.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 14, 2015 02:02 PM (GqEzX)
They have several brilliant cartoons there, savaging the cowards in the Western press and governments, lampooning the murderous jihadis, and ridiculing the shit out of everyone.
Worth passing on to all!
Posted by: Beverly Cooper at January 14, 2015 02:02 PM (5Tbf7)
The thing that bugs me about listening to Russell Brand speak is the same thing that bugs me about movies like Limitless and Good Will Hunting that try to show how a "very smart person" speaks. They always just talk really fast and hit on a bunch of keywords about corporate conspiracies.
Posted by: Cole at January 14, 2015 02:04 PM (Np/wP)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 14, 2015 02:04 PM (10HVu)
But try to say Mass or bring a Bible into Saudi Arabia and get arrested,whipped/stoned/beheaded?
Sorry, assholes. No f*cking sale.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 14, 2015 02:04 PM (wtvvX)
I will now go smoke a cigarette. This should guarantee you a new post and 175 comments in the next ten minutes.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 02:04 PM (JtwS4)
This is very good to know. Thank you.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 14, 2015 02:04 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 14, 2015 02:04 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2015 02:05 PM (knoK7)
500+ and we haven't been as crass as his first line.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015 01:58 PM (JtwS4)
I bet he's cheating on us with twitter again.
Posted by: alexthechick - awww unicorns! at January 14, 2015 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 14, 2015 02:04 PM (10HVu)
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Don't tell me -
You accidentally invited Miley to one of your "retreats"?
Posted by: junior at January 14, 2015 02:05 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 14, 2015 02:05 PM (ZPrif)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2015
02:04 PM (JtwS4)
Boom! Nood up!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2015 02:05 PM (8n4w5)
This was an Irish Catholic kid who got off on watching Paisley rant about Catholics...
Also, the villains in Taken 2 were Muslim,m so maybe this was a little happy horseshit to help prevent protests--and it apparently worked....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2015 02:06 PM (ftwIl)
Yes, The National Cathedral in DC, supposedly an Episcopal church, has been letting Mohammedans have services for quit a while.
It's the in thing!
I have emailed my Dukie son the story and his Dukie girl friend. He won't be giving anymore money to Duke. Sadly he did use to give money to just the chapel because he was involved with it while there.
Commies, what can't they fuck up?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 02:06 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2015 02:06 PM (F4c2u)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2015 02:07 PM (ABcz/)
How exactly does one fall asleep while getting a hummer?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2015 01:58 PM (10HVu)
You pass out.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 02:07 PM (0FSuD)
Confreres: COX FORKUM (see coxandforkum dotcom) have gone live again
after a silence since 2009, to weigh in on the Cartoon Massacre.
The one with the MSM reporters huddled under the desk was so dead on...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 14, 2015 02:09 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Beverly Cooper at January 14, 2015 02:02 PM (5Tbf7)
Thank you! The first one is awesome with the cartoon pigs.
Posted by: RWC - Showerin'? Ain't nobody got no time for dat! at January 14, 2015 02:10 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2015 02:11 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2015 02:12 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens at January 14, 2015 01:46 PM (Spluw)
Unbelievably stupid. Frankly, I'm a bit shocked the RSO is ok with it.
Posted by: Mainah at January 14, 2015 02:17 PM (659DL)
Yes, The National Cathedral in DC, supposedly an Episcopal church, has been letting Mohammedans have services for quit a while.
It's the in thing!
I have emailed my Dukie son the story and his Dukie girl friend. He won't be giving anymore money to Duke. Sadly he did use to give money to just the chapel because he was involved with it while there.
Commies, what can't they fuck up?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2015 02:06 PM (0FSuD)
Don't worry, once the Christian contributions dry up, the muzzie dollars will start to flow in and the cross on top of the cathedral will be replaced by the crescent moon.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 14, 2015 02:34 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2015 02:35 PM (go5uR)
I don't get the Katy Perry thing at all. Take away the nice tittehs and
she's pretty average looking. And there's just as nice tittehs
everywhere that are attached to a vapid twit.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 14, 2015 01:22 PM (7RXcs)"
The future does not belong to those who disparage Katy Perry's tits.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 14, 2015 02:38 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: Russel Brand at January 14, 2015 02:53 PM (paOmX)
Posted by: Former Lurker at January 14, 2015 02:54 PM (JV/o6)
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