White House: Obama Feels a Moral Responsibility to Fight Back Against Media Outlets Which Publish Anti-Jihad Articles

Well of course he does. He says the Muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful sound on earth.

President Barack Obama has a moral responsibility to push back on the nationís journalism community when it is planning to publish anti-jihadi articles that might cause a jihadi attack against the nation's defenses forces, the White Houseís press secretary said Jan. 12.


Yeah that justification is a lie; left-wingers like Obama have long learned the Marxist trick of claiming they're advancing a Marxist goal only to achieve allegedly right-wing purposes.

The entire politics is steeped in deception, which is why it appeals to the liar Obama.

"The president...will not now be shy about expressing a view or taking the steps that are necessary to try to advocate for the safety and security of our men and women in uniform" whenever journalists' work may provoke jihadist attacks, spokesman Josh Earnest told reporters at the White Houseís daily briefing.

Yes, he told us already: The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.

The unprecedented reversal of Americans' civil-military relations, and of the presidentís duty to protect the First Amendment, was pushed by Earnest as he tried to excuse the administrationís opposition in 2012 to the publication of anti-jihadi cartoons by the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo.

Yeah, again, that's a risk, but this justification is a lie; Obama could give a shit about the lives of US servicemen. He only cares about the feelings of foreign Muslims.

Posted by: Ace at 06:06 PM




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1 I may have been sleeping at my desk earlier today, but I'm not now.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 13, 2015 06:07 PM (nL0sw)

2 Corgis!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:07 PM (CMkNk)

3 So Obama is suddenly concerned about national security. Charming.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2015 06:08 PM (4IFRz)

4 How dare those uncovered cat meat pieces of journalism wear their skirts so short! Do I have that right?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at January 13, 2015 06:08 PM (IrByp)

5 Fcuker doesn't quit, does he?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2015 06:09 PM (KQeJQ)

6
Give Head to Those Who Insult Islam!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:09 PM (CMkNk)

7 Total terror-symp here.

Posted by: Iblis at January 13, 2015 06:09 PM (9221z)

8 Maybe he should throw a couple beer summits.

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 13, 2015 06:09 PM (o7UW9)

9 He was against the display of Abu Graib pictures also right? Don't I remember him on the campaign trail lauding the Bush presidency for trying to keep our soldiers safe?

Posted by: Dr Irish at January 13, 2015 06:10 PM (H8Q28)

10 Remember when Ari Fleischer was ripped to shreds by the media for saying "be careful what you say." Good times. Good times.

Posted by: duke at January 13, 2015 06:10 PM (ChY2Q)

11
You know who I would like to "have a chat" with? That Anjem Choadry.

He's a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:10 PM (CMkNk)

12 "Do I have that right?"


At Fortress VIA you do.

I's what we do...we're givers like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2015 06:10 PM (KQeJQ)

13 Our Rights must be curtailed to protect us.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

14 Sure, I killed bin Laden but hey, I buried him with respect.

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at January 13, 2015 06:10 PM (4IFRz)

15
2 more years.

2 more years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:10 PM (CMkNk)

16 I feel I have a duty to protect my Muslim faith...

**looks over shoulder**

What's that George (Stephanopaluppagus)?...

... oh, right, my Christian faith.

Posted by: SCOAMF at January 13, 2015 06:11 PM (t1dCc)

17 To this guy, the only good war is the war America loses

Posted by: Iblis at January 13, 2015 06:11 PM (9221z)

18 I feel safer already *eyeroll*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 06:11 PM (0HooB)

19 Obama tells us who he is, and they call the wind maria.

Posted by: Sam Baker, Premium Hard Tack at January 13, 2015 06:11 PM (QWN/+)

20 My administration is working day and night to make Violent Extremists less violent and less extreme.

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at January 13, 2015 06:11 PM (4IFRz)

21 Tossing aside the First Amendment is just another day at the office for Scumbag-In-Chief. And the foul Progressives in Congress are right there with him.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (6um35)

22 That chef that resigned from being the Ear Leader's (pork be upon him!) servant.

Bet'cha he'd tell us that 0zero (pork be upon him!) keeps a Halal kitchen and menu.

If only some FUTHERMUCKING JOURNALIST would have the integrity, cojones and interest to even ask?

Not. Likely.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (RzZOc)

23
I am convinced the Left wants to precipitate something catastrophic. I mean Big.

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (+pzpw)

24 And people think I'm crazy to call him a Muslim sympathizer.

Posted by: bossy barbara loves january at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (028dR)

25 This isn't surprising. He and/or his regime have been saying shit like this since 2009.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (qbgxo)

26 20 My administration is working day and night to make Violent Extremists less violent and less extreme.
Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at January 13, 2015 06:11 PM (4IFRz)


That would be the milder not quite extreme extremists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (CMkNk)

27 I feel a huge "we need to burn down the village in order to save it" coming on vis-a-vis free speech.

Posted by: duke at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (ChY2Q)

28 NOW he's worried about safety...

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (/Ho8c)

29 By Gad, I believe Ace has Obama's number......zero.

Posted by: maddogg at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (xWW96)

30 Ohhhhh.....he's doing it for the military. They will be shocked that he remembers we have one.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (dFi94)

31 The Prophet Ace,

Free speech is morally neutral, and any recognition of morality is de facto favoring of one kind of speech at the expense of another.

The administrations statements are just blather...stringing together words in the hope that they sound intelligent.

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (Zu3d9)

32 What's this about anti-retard articles ?!?

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (P+IZm)

33 To sum: Can't tell the truth about jihadist motivations, because it will motivate jihadists. Lord help us.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (BvTwT)

34 I will NEVER get another chance to make it this far up in the comments! Oh? An actual substantive comment on the post? No. But I saw my chance and took it. (I'll make up for it when we come back around to immigration issues in February.) Plus I dont mind helping out AllenG since it warms my heart every time I see his dedicated comment (since it can never be said enough)

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf#ck of a miserable failure.

(Youre welcome AllenG)

Posted by: King Ding Dong at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (JtBPN)

35 Same Gaylord, Different Day...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (JM0re)

36 bossy barbara loves january

*titters coyly*

Posted by: January at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (/Ho8c)

37 Is it now a crime to say "Fuck you Barky"? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (6um35)

38
Heh, the prophet Ace, pudding be upon him.

Posted by: maddogg at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (xWW96)

39 This is not the hill to die on.

Posted by: John 'Hic!' Boehner at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (MMC8r)

40 Just when I think I've reached the limit of how much I despise this man and his criminal/incompetent administration, well, the goalposts lurch once again.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (scUt2)

41 I am convinced the Left wants to precipitate something catastrophic. I mean Big.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (+pzpw)


------------------------------------------


Of course they do. They want chaos. They NEED chaos.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 06:13 PM (qbgxo)

42 That would be the milder not quite extreme extremists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (CMkNk)

Or part-time extremists, who are just as violent but don't put in a full work week.

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:14 PM (Zu3d9)

43 Obama is a one-man sleeper cell.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:14 PM (ZPrif)

44 Second look at impeachment?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 13, 2015 06:14 PM (XzRw1)

45 Because PROTECTING OUR FUCKING BORDERS isn't a good way to prevent jihadi attacks on Americans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2015 06:14 PM (4IFRz)

46 isn't This typical?
thou shall not insult Islam

Benghazi excuse
insulting islam. etc
Freedom of Speech american right?
not such a big deal.

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:14 PM (nqBYe)

47 So are Papier-m‚chť heads in or out now? I'm having a tough time keeping up with what's acceptable truth to power speakin'.

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (o7UW9)

48 Obama worships islam. I don't think he believes in any god but himself, but he 100% identifies with the islamic world and sees muslisms as "his people."

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (MYCIw)

49 THIS IS CENSORSHIP

THIS IS HOW BANANA REPUBLICS OPERATE

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (zOTsN)

50 Aha. I was right. Obama didn't go to the march because Muslim sympathy.

And shape-shifting Jews.

Pee be upon him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (FsuaD)

51
Where's Marie Barf in her Velma glasses and cheerleader sweater to explain all this AP foreign policy stuff?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (CMkNk)

52 Obama is a Kenyan Muslim. He is working with these camel humpers.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (ucDmr)

53 Will we ever overcome this debacle known simply as Obama?

Posted by: tbd at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (Ajh0v)

54 Don't mention the War!

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (MMC8r)

55 Because he is Muslim or sympathetic.

Posted by: Lea - Marco? Polo! at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (/bd0t)

56 Well, there goes the First Amendment.

It was nice knowing you. You had a good run.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (0HooB)

57 protecting american soldiers mean not allowing them to shoot before being shot.
protecting americans from themselves?
shut up we said!

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (nqBYe)

58 If our national priority is now to stop people from saying stupid stuff somebody better lock Joe Biden in a closet.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2015 06:15 PM (6um35)

59 Second look at impeachment?



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility


I think we're way past the second look, mate.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (/Ho8c)

60 Translation- Everything we in the administration is total bullshit. Don't like what we say today? No problem. More total bullshit tomorrow!

Josh Earnest. No really I am very earnest. I wouldn't bullshit you. I respect you.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (ctGDd)

61 42 That would be the milder not quite extreme extremists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:12 PM (CMkNk)

Or part-time extremists, who are just as violent but don't put in a full work week.
Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:14 PM (Zu3d9)


So, the Quasi-Mildists?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (CMkNk)

62 Barry's on the tube now saying, uh uh uh.

Posted by: huerfano at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (bAGA/)

63 Would it be irresponsible to say Mohammad was a pig fucker? Because he didn't just fuck pigs, he also was fuckedby pigs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible and Mobile at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (Q9lGU)

64 Saw this coming when he sicked the FBI on Reverend Badstache for wanting to burn a Koran. Pretty sure he had a couple of the joint chiefs call the rev on the same pretext.

Bullshit then, Bullshit now.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (M6Vhk)

65 So, son just did a campus interview with a certain government agency. He's going into criminal justice.

Thoughts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (FsuaD)

66 "Shut up" he explained.

Posted by: The Unsilenced Hat at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (0Ew3K)

67 That other part of the First Amendment, the Freedom of Religion thing?

That, too, might antagonize the jihadis.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (MMC8r)

68 62Barry's on the tube now saying, uh uh uh.
Posted by: huerfano at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (bAGA/) Don't you mean I, I, I, me, me, me?

Posted by: maddogg at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (xWW96)

69 I feel a moral responsibility to push back against everything this ckufing idiot does.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (oFCZn)

70 65 So, son just did a campus interview with a certain government agency. He's going into criminal justice.

Thoughts?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (FsuaD)


Oh boy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (CMkNk)

71 The future must not belong to those who slander Obama.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (W5DcG)

72 So basically he's telling journalists not to insult the prophet.

Seems I've heard that line before from some rather unsavory characters.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (dFi94)

73 this is not about protecting anyone at all

this is about the dictator telling the press what they will report

he doesn't even have to censor them because he just told them what to do

Morning Blow on MSNBC already said they think they should not show or report anything that may piss off a billion people

this is exactly how third world countries operate

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (zOTsN)

74 into criminal justice.

Thoughts?


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Ummm, stop posting here?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (/Ho8c)

75 Well I have to tell you, I have a hard time figuring out just what Obozo does give a shit about--other than getting to his next tee time.

He's one of the laiziest, most prevaricating, pusillanimous little pussies ever to lead (or at least be elected "to lead") a nation. He couldn't handle the affairs of Ruritania.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (wdHk6)

76 And 52% voted for this f*ckstick.

0_o

Posted by: Old Blue at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (vVSOO)

77 obama, ' shut up french'
obama to americans , 'shut up

dialogue for cowards?

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (nqBYe)

78 68 Don't you mean I, I, I, me, me, me?
Posted by: maddogg at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (xWW96)


"All through the day,
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine . . ."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:18 PM (CMkNk)

79 So, who's going to Garland?

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 06:18 PM (MYCIw)

80 76 And 52% voted for this f*ckstick.

0_o
Posted by: Old Blue at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (vVSOO)


TWICE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:18 PM (CMkNk)

81 By "going into" I mean studying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:18 PM (FsuaD)

82 so if he WAS actually a muhammadan, how would he act differently again?

Posted by: Mordineus at January 13, 2015 06:18 PM (eR69N)

83 So Valerie Jarrett has made up his mind for him.

Posted by: Decaf at January 13, 2015 06:18 PM (ddNoU)

84 Speaking of the border, didja all catch San-Fran Nan at the podium (in daylight, no less) speechifying about terrorists getting us if the homeland security bill is held up to fix the BS illegal amnesty?

Also, has anyone actually seen the executive order yet?

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (o7UW9)

85 So he just told the press that they can't print anything about jihad or else?


Going to love to see the press spin this one...

Posted by: HH at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (Ce4DF)

86 Is this the happy playing puppy thread? Kittens even?
No? Ok...

Posted by: shredded chi at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (VF2hp)

87 If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, obviously, Brak is a muzzie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (Bjrso)

88 #JeSuisNakoulaBasselyNakoula

Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva, Sith Lord at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (dEnIx)

89 He has ONE job - to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, as it is written. It's not for him to decide what is or is not prohibited speech.

Two more f*cking years, and each day brings forth a fresh outrage.

I'm trying my damnedest to be shallow and superficial, but he tasks me...he tasks me!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (KH1sk)

90 Obey The Obama.

And the press falls to its knees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (FsuaD)

91 82 so if he WAS actually a muhammadan, how would he act differently again?
Posted by: Mordineus at January 13, 2015 06:18 PM (eR69N)



He'd detonate himself on the DC Metro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (CMkNk)

92 this is total control of the press

this is censorship

no je suis Charlie for him

he wants total control of the narrative

he is jealous of those terrorists

they have the same goals

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

93 We have always been at peace with EastIslam.

Posted by: Winston Salem Smith at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (W5DcG)

94 Protect our military where? He's "ended" all the wars in Muslim countries. Why the worry now?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (dFi94)

95 I missed the morning thread today.

I am excited to see the countdown drop by two tomorrow. Really, it's the only news I look forward to.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (LWu6U)

96 "Or part-time extremists, who are just as violent but don't put in a full work week. "

Less then thirty hours per week.
Gotta keep health care costs down.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (KQeJQ)

97 You know, it really sucks having an anti-American traitor as President

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (ZPrif)

98 So he just told the press that they can't print anything about jihad or else?


Going to love to see the press spin this one...



He hurts us like this only because he loves us so much.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Truthiness at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (4IFRz)

99 By "going into" I mean studying.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Oh. Surely NCJ has good insight for you on this.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (/Ho8c)

100 So, the Quasi-Mildists?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (CMkNk)


---------------------------------


Part time moderate, part time jihadi. I have a feeling that most muzzies are like this.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (qbgxo)

101 The fact that there are zero leaders in any elected or unelected position to push back on any of this should be frightening to you.

All America and the world needs is one good moron!

Posted by: Kreplach at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (h8MpI)

102 @84 Also, has anyone actually seen the executive order yet?
--------------------

afaik, no. It's being handled via a "spread the word through the ranks" sort of thing. Obama doesn't actually need to sign an executive order because it's just generally understood that illegals should be treated in certain ways.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (UWFpX)

103 65 So, son just did a campus interview with a certain government agency. He's going into criminal justice.

Thoughts?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:16 PM (FsuaD)
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Target-rich environment.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (KH1sk)

104 97 You know, it really sucks having an anti-American traitor as President
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:20 PM (ZPrif)


I long for the days of just a garden variety goniff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (CMkNk)

105 so i guess them are the orders,
'future is Not for Those who insult islam.'

got it everyone in the world?

hey french , got it?
good.

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (nqBYe)

106 Does this count as the Tuesday rape thread?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible and Mobile at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (Q9lGU)

107 "Yes, he told us already: The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."

To the best of my knowledge, exactly no one is slandering Mohammed. Slandering is to tell untrue things about someone or something, last time I looked at a legal dictionary.

I see a lot of people telling the TRUTH about Mohammed and Islam, though, and that truth is making an awful lot of them angry. It's a barbaric, savage, totalitarian system of oppression wrapped up in the clothes of a false religion, created by a petty warlord pedophile. They say the truth is an absolute defense.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (iIzG7)

108 TWICE.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Yeah, that's the part that makes me give up all hope.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (/Ho8c)

109 Is Jarrett a goatfucker?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (LWu6U)

110 Over/under on the JEF installing a speaker on the WH roof to call his fellow Muzzies to prayer?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (FsuaD)

111 Heinous and evil. HIS change in ROE maimed and killed how many soldiers? And, NOW, he suddenly decides their safety is important.

No wonder everyone I know in the military despises him.

Posted by: Ever at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (hRV3r)

112 Cutting welfare to zero, eliminating all federal grants to universities except for hard science and forcing charitable foundations to spend all their money within one generation would end all employment for these trainee fascists except to politics. Hopefully in the future we can jail them before they get elected President instead of after.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (6um35)

113 The future must not belong to those who slander Obama.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 13, 2015 06:17 PM (W5DcG)


هو لا إله إلا الدولة، وأوباما هو نبيه

Posted by: باراك حسين أوبام at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (0Ew3K)

114 very very clear why he didn't attend the march

he wishes to wield the power of a terrorist

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (zOTsN)

115 As Insty often says...


wanna know who's in charge?
See who your not allowed to insult.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (KQeJQ)

116 ace is off gallavanting with his Twitter-morons, so we can plan his surprise party now ....

actually, the thought occurs:

Obama's motivation for this is 'for the soldiers."

In Obama's World Soldiers are the new Children.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (4CVLy)

117 Obama will tirelessly appease jihad - for the sake of our military!
And the middle class.

Posted by: @votermom at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (cbfNE)

118 But we shouldn't squelch the freedoms of people who are rioting in our streets.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (MMC8r)

119 109
Is Jarrett a goatfucker?



She's Iranian. No doubt her father was.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)

120 Better question. Do you think Obama will go to Garland?

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (MYCIw)

121 He'd detonate himself on the DC Metro.




You know, you'll go to hell for teasing. There, or Detroit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (Bjrso)

122 One of the most damning pieces you have written about TFG Ace.

So spot on.

It's like he's not even America

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (YOPoU)

123 And Gaylord would probably say Hitomi provoked all those 'peace loving' scum by not wearing the all encompassing potato sack...

Tanaka Hitomi photo on eBay, possibly NSFW and all WTF?

http://tinyurl.com/pavxthm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (JM0re)

124 President Barack Obama has a moral responsibility

Stop. Stop. You're killing me here.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (xq1UY)

125 111 Heinous and evil. HIS change in ROE maimed and killed how many soldiers? And, NOW, he suddenly decides their safety is important.

No wonder everyone I know in the military despises him.
Posted by: Ever at January 13, 2015 06:21 PM (hRV3r)



You got that right.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (dFi94)

126 So now the President of the U.S. is chief speech enforcer for Al Qaeda.

ace was right the other day. The country is done.

This is why he didn't go to Paris. Cause he though the Charlie Hebdo guys deserved it.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (MzFJT)

127 this has zero to do with the military

he is hiding behind them to threaten the press

he is ....

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (zOTsN)

128 113

Get that Martian scribble out of here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (CMkNk)

129 If he detonated in Detroit, no one would notice the extra crater and scorch marks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (JM0re)

130 He's begging to be impeached.

He wants it like a fat fuck wants more pie.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (24vvc)

131 Can we just have a macro for 'What if Bush did it?'

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (MMC8r)

132 The Republicans can't impeach President Ten Putt because they might lose the election in 2016 - just like they lost the 2000 election because they impeached the first black president: Bill Clinton.



Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (ylhEn)

133 I want punch and pie!

Posted by: Cartman at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (/Ho8c)

134 119 109
Is Jarrett a goatfucker?


She's Iranian. No doubt her father was.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)


Well, if physiognomy is any judge, look at her face. Especially when she's chewing cud.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (CMkNk)

135 So Obama thinks Charlie Hebdo should be shut down?

Posted by: @votermom at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (cbfNE)

136
6
Give Head to Those Who Insult Islam!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January

Muzzie goat fuckers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (YOPoU)

137 Is Jarrett a goatfucker?



Fuckee.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (Bjrso)

138 Maybe some infidel beheadings on the White House lawn would really protect our troops, as long as Obama is standing against every thing that made us America land of the free.

Posted by: Illiniwek at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (JWHJX)

139 Second look at the JEF being the Anti-Christ?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (FsuaD)

140 afaik, no. It's being handled via a "spread the word through the ranks"
sort of thing. Obama doesn't actually need to sign an executive order
because it's just generally understood that illegals should be treated
in certain ways.
-----
I heard some nitwit on Fox this morning defending our idiot in chief. Said that there were millions of Americans living in the shadows. I almost threw something at the tv. Asshole! They are not Americans! They are illegal invaders. They are invading our homeland and living off the fat of the land, ie: American taxpayers.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (vVSOO)

141 If he detonated in Detroit, no one would notice the extra crater and scorch marks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (JM0re)


It's probably take down a bunch of decrepit abandoned buildings... i.e. It'll probably improve the place.

Posted by: Officer Murphey at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (0Ew3K)

142 Going to love to see the press spin this one...
Posted by: HH at January 13, 2015 06:19 PM (Ce4DF)


------------------------------------------


They won't. They've got their orders now. It's all they need.

Two more years (maybe more).

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (qbgxo)

143 132 The Republicans can't impeach President Ten Putt because they might lose the election in 2016 - just like they lost the 2000 election because they impeached the first black president: Bill Clinton.

Posted by: An Observation - I use Silver Bullet gun oil at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (ylhEn)


FYI - Bush lost the popular vote but won the electoral college.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (CMkNk)

144 Media gonna apologize for the Climate of Hate they've create for this? Guessing no.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 3m3 minutes ago
FBI: Boehner Bartender Planned to Poison Him... http://drudge.tw/1BYo61v

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (ZPrif)

145 "will not now be shy about expressing a view or taking the steps that are necessary to try to advocate for the safety and security of our men and women in uniform"

If that were true, Obama would be returning military personnel to the US from where ever they might be around the world.

Bring our boys home, where they can be safe.
Keep our children safe, keep them close to home.

Posted by: Sam Baker, Premium Hard Tack at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (QWN/+)

146 the JEF is pushing for new internet rules

internet rules + don't report on Islamic Facism

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (zOTsN)

147 Is Jarrett a goatfucker?

Fuckee.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (Bjrso)


Even we have some standards...

Posted by: The Goats at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (0Ew3K)

148 She's Iranian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)

No, she isn't.

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (Zu3d9)

149 If he detonated in Detroit, no one would notice the extra crater and scorch marks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (JM0re)


Crater and scorch marks. Sounds like the selection Andrea Mitchell made to her plastic surgeon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (CMkNk)

150 Over/under on the JEF installing a speaker on the WH roof to call his fellow Muzzies to prayer?


Jugears couldn't install a fresh roll of toilet paper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (4IFRz)

151 Jane.
Government work. Steady pay and good bennies but the unions have taken over and the majority of employees are staunch dems.

Posted by: bossy barbara loves january at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (028dR)

152 In Obama's World Soldiers are the new Children.
Posted by: BumperStickerist

Yeah, thats why he sent them to Ebolaville

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (YOPoU)

153 Second look at the JEF being the Anti- Christ?




Muzzie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (Bjrso)

154 So much for the Left's favorite boogey-man phrase of "chilling free speech."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (3CiXB)

155 O/T I think I actually heard Juan McCain say he'd like to see his "illegitimate son" Miss Lindsey run for Prez.

I was half listening to my son at the time, so I'm not sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (FsuaD)

156 My friends, you don't have to be afraid of Barack Obama in the White House saying, 'The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.'

Posted by: John McCain at January 13, 2015 06:26 PM (zxQ4h)

157 "Josh Earnest. No really I am very earnest. I wouldn't bullshit you. "

Obama is everything we said he is but what horrifies me is his staffers and spox. When he is no longer in power and able to monster dissenters we should ask both Carney and Earnest how they could have participated in an administration that had no use for the Constitution.

Posted by: Decaf at January 13, 2015 06:27 PM (ddNoU)

158 Of all the things that I've read here over the years, I believe this post infuriates me the most.


Free speech. Freedom of the press.

We all know what's left in that triad.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:27 PM (dFi94)

159 I would take OCP over Gaylordville any day of the week.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:27 PM (JM0re)

160 Valjar looks the type that would have a larger scrotum hanging under her vagina then Obama has under his tiny male privilege...

Posted by: tbd at January 13, 2015 06:27 PM (Ajh0v)

161 Second look at the JEF being the Anti-Christ?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:24 PM (FsuaD)


---------------------------------------------


It's gone beyond just the second look for me.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 06:27 PM (qbgxo)

162 to advocate for the safety and security of our men and women in uniform"

If that were true, Obama would be returning military personnel to the US from where ever they might be around the world.

Bring our boys home,


from Ebola ravaged countries.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:27 PM (Bjrso)

163
Onward Muslim soliders,
shouting "I Keel You!"
With a bomb belt cinched on tight,
looking for crowds of Jooz. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:28 PM (CMkNk)

164 Remember people -- there are two islams

One which wants to kill us

And the other that wants to make sandwiches, subjugate their women, flog anyone that speaks ill of their prophet, ban other religions in their territory. ... and let the other guys kill us.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:28 PM (LWu6U)

165 @102

He signed no order.

All executive orders are published by the national archives within days of its signing, also no executive order appears on the white houses website.

So no, no executive order exists it's all hand waving.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 13, 2015 06:28 PM (h8MpI)

166

if he is worried about keeping military men safe

then why is he releasing the worst of the worst from GITMO

why did he exchange prisoners and millions for the traitor Beau Bergdahl

why did he republish the report on enhanced interrogation techniques

why is Ft Hood classified as "work place violence"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:28 PM (zOTsN)

167
Second look at the JEF being the Anti-Christ?

Somehow I always expected the Anti-Christ would be more appealing. *srednop*



I'm going to leave this here.
http://is.gd/osLcZ8

Posted by: HR at January 13, 2015 06:29 PM (ZKzrr)

168 Rolling rolling rolling Islam!
Allah is our Master
and its Yahweh's ass
he's after...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:29 PM (JM0re)

169 so does Obama or the French really believe not insulting the Prophet will save them or us or our soldiers?
how fkn nuts is this?
so fellow muslims in pawkestan insulted the prophet?
how about afghanistan?
how about Syria?
Yemen?
nigeria?
indoneisa?
fgs they will eat this?

fgs someone bonk me on the head and tell me this makes some sense

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:29 PM (nqBYe)

170 163
Onward Muslim soliders,
shouting "I Keel You!"
With a bomb belt cinched on tight,
looking for crowds of Jooz. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:28 PM (CMkNk)

Nice play on Luthers hymn

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2015 06:29 PM (YOPoU)

171 Yes, yes. And letting out GITMO terrorists so they can return to nature and form their own terror families is good for national security and "his soldiers."

Obama is quite the SOB.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 13, 2015 06:30 PM (1CroS)

172 yep, i heard bin laden straight up say, Hey those people in the Twin towers insulted Islam!

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:30 PM (nqBYe)

173 She's Iranian.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:22
PM (FsuaD)


No, she isn't.
Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel



Hatched 1956 in Shiraz, Iran.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:30 PM (Bjrso)

174 What part of "The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer" didn't you infidels get???

Posted by: Barack Hussein O'Stalin at January 13, 2015 06:30 PM (LoIJo)

175 then why is he releasing the worst of the worst from GITMO

why did he exchange prisoners and millions for the traitor Beau Bergdahl

why did he republish the report on enhanced interrogation techniques

why is Ft Hood classified as "work place violence"

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January

So 130+ kids executed in Pakistan, what is that school yard violence?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2015 06:31 PM (YOPoU)

176 He doesn't give a shit and a half about our men and women in uniform. He's a Mohammedan.


Pardon my French.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:31 PM (dFi94)

177 DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 3m3 minutes ago FBI: Boehner Bartender Planned to Poison Him... http://drudge.tw/1BYo61v
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (ZPrif)


----------------------------------------


Well shit.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 06:31 PM (qbgxo)

178 guess he really really does not Atkisson or Tapper or anyone closely looking into his connections to radical islam

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:31 PM (zOTsN)

179 And shape-shifting Jews.


You know, I'm good with this as long as the shape is a busty red head Jewess who likes frumpy middle aged gentiles.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 13, 2015 06:31 PM (20X6f)

180 If the winds should blow in an ugly direction i will stand with Islam?

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:32 PM (nqBYe)

181 If the winds should blow in an ugly direction i will stand with Islam?

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:32 PM (nqBYe)

182 boy islam sure is in the news alot recently, more so than any other religion it appears.

wonder why??

Posted by: Name: * at January 13, 2015 06:32 PM (q+zA9)

183 Is that LA Time tape newsworthy now?

What about his passport records?

#I_Denouce_Myself #Dangerous_CounterRevolutionary #Ideler #Racist #WhiteGuy

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2015 06:32 PM (jmIQu)

184 Well damn, what else does he feel the need to push back on because it may offend Muslim sensibilities. Perhaps we should stop sending our little girls to school. That seems to piss them right off.

Posted by: no good deed at January 13, 2015 06:33 PM (w3a0Z)

185 yes willow

if the winds should blow in an ugly direction he will stand with islam

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

186 Where the busty redhead Jewesses at?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 06:33 PM (/Ho8c)

187 Adam Kredo @Kredo0 2h 2
White House Spox: Let's stop using "radical Islam" to describe terrorists http://bit.ly/1AN3qba

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:33 PM (ZPrif)

188 He's told us who he is from the beginning.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:33 PM (dFi94)

189 He's told us who he is from the beginning.

Posted by: grammie winger


This +100000000.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 06:33 PM (/Ho8c)

190 Second look at the JEF being the Anti-Christ?



Haven't you guys been listening for the past 6+ years?

MABUS

an anagram for BAM US

oBAMa US - and Mabus is the secretary of Navy... can it be clearer?

pick up an introduction to French textbook

Posted by: Nostradamus at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (LoIJo)

191 I needed to read this a couple of times before I could translate it into English:

President Barack Obama has a moral responsibility to push back on the nation's journalism community when it is planning to publish anti-mafia articles that might cause a mafia attack against the nation's law enforcement forces, the White House's press secretary said Jan. 12.

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (zjcTL)

192 he is the first president I could actually envision surrendering to an enemy

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (zOTsN)

193 Future essentials canned sailor pilot bread

on Amazon.

Shop your Ace of Spades HQ Amazon link.

Carry some in your vehicle, you never know when you might hit black ice and be delayed.

Posted by: Sam Baker, Premium Hard Tack at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (QWN/+)

194
Great news everyone! Mitt is leading in a poll!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (CMkNk)

195 The Prophet Ace, FBUH, is angry. I can tell.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (rwI+c)

196 wherz the wimmenz at?


wherz my roofies?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (q+zA9)

197 Hatched 1956 in Shiraz, Iran.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:30 PM (Bjrso)

Born in Iran. Both parents were Americans.

If she is Iranian then Ted Cruz is Canadian and can't run for president.

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (Zu3d9)

198 This is pretty friggin' creepy.

"The president...will not now be shy about expressing a view or taking the steps that are necessary..."

Posted by: Y-not at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (9BRsg)

199 Things I do to piss of muslims each and every day.

Wear pants.

Show my hair.

Show my wrists.

Speak.

Breathe.

Exist in any way.

So, since my very existence offends them, I might as well go all in and tell them what I really think, right?

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (MYCIw)

200 jef is not a muzzie. His fucking ego is way to big to believe that he is not the final prophet himself.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

201 @173 Hatched 1956 in Shiraz, Iran.
-------------------

iirc, her parents were Americans (can't remember if they were government functionaries), and they relocated to Canada when she was seven.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (UWFpX)

202 187 Adam Kredo @Kredo0 2h 2
White House Spox: Let's stop using "radical Islam" to describe terrorists http://bit.ly/1AN3qba
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:33 PM (ZPrif)


Well what do we use then?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (dFi94)

203 192 he is the first president I could actually envision surrendering to an enemy
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (zOTsN)



See "The Mouse That Roared."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (CMkNk)

204 Craziness. Literally.

Breaking News @BreakingNews 4m
Prosecutors in Ohio allege country club bartender threatened to poison House Speaker John Boehner - @WCPO http://bit.ly/14STv9f

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (ZPrif)

205 I am really confused here, does the constitutional scholar in the white house not understand the FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT IN THE GODDAMNED BILL OF RIGHTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
sorry for the language, but what the hell is this?

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (SZWTt)

206 why is it everytime Muslims Kill jews, soldiers, people working in towers. which are hundreds of attacks Worldwide
It's because they are innocent of everything but reacting to Others ?

Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (nqBYe)

207 Maybe I'm completely wrong, but I've come to the conclusion that this Obama guy sucks.

Posted by: Slappy at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (Am9Tn)

208 I will not submit

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (zOTsN)

209 Well what do we use then?

Islam

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (TETYm)

210 Wonder how Obama feels about his two daughters having clits?

Posted by: Havedash at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (ZlE0f)

211 Since when did "prophet" become a euphemism for "pedophile"?

Posted by: Furious George at January 13, 2015 06:36 PM (UlJ3l)

212 Which is why he has so vigorously prosecuted and denounced Bradley "Chelsea" Manning and Edward Snowden, right? Right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 06:36 PM (ABcz/)

213 Maybe I'm completely wrong, but I've come to the conclusion that this Obama guy sucks.

Reggie agrees....

Alas *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:36 PM (JM0re)

214 Maybe I'm completely wrong, but I've come to the conclusion that this Obama guy sucks.

Let's not be hasty, he also blows.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 13, 2015 06:36 PM (rwI+c)

215
119 109
Is Jarrett a goatfucker?


She's Iranian. No doubt her father was.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)



Jarret is black. Her parents were working over in Iran when she was born.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 06:36 PM (z/Ubi)

216 oh boy, Jimmy Carter shown on FOX news just now. I've seen holocaust documentaries in which the corpses looked better. And he was - if I recall correctly - Carter said that after taking a vacation, Obama might have been too busy catching up on work to go to Paris for the march/rally.

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2015 06:36 PM (zjcTL)

217 So, since my very existence offends them, I might as well go all in and tell them what I really think, right?
Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (MYCIw)

you wear a booob shirt once in a while too, right?

muzzies hate that

Posted by: Name: * at January 13, 2015 06:37 PM (q+zA9)

218 This is pretty friggin' creepy. "The president...will not now be shy about expressing a view or taking the steps that are necessary..."
Posted by: Y-not at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (9BRsg)


----------------------------------------


Dictators gotta dictate.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 06:37 PM (qbgxo)

219 Step one: "We're discouraging opinions critical of Islam in order to protect our armed forces from attack."

Step two: "We're discouraging opinions critical of Islam in order to protect domestic law enforcement from attack."

Step three: "We're discouraging opinions critical of Islam in order to protect innocent American civilians from attack."

They're going to run the board on this crap.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2015 06:37 PM (noWW6)

220 205 I am really confused here, does the constitutional scholar in the white house not understand the FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT IN THE GODDAMNED BILL OF RIGHTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
sorry for the language, but what the hell is this?
Posted by: Chelsea Danger at January 13, 2015 06:35 PM (SZWTt)


He's only as dangerous as the rest of the government allow him to be.

There is effectively no more Constitution nor rule of a just and stable law.

Uncharted territory, toots. Hang on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:37 PM (CMkNk)

221 @211 passed during the lame duck session.

Posted by: Prophet Harry Reid at January 13, 2015 06:37 PM (Q9lGU)

222 The endless pushing of the Abu Ghraib story,including flat out stating that it must have been done under orders from the executive totes didn't endanger our troops.

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2015 06:38 PM (v5UtH)

223 Rosen and Atkisson were just a start

the bear is loose

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:38 PM (zOTsN)

224 Born in Iran. Both parents were Americans.

If she is Iranian then Ted Cruz is Canadian and can't run for president.


Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:34 PM (Zu3d9


Obama is African-American, right?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 13, 2015 06:38 PM (uSAVP)

225
I can only imagine the gasket Levin is going to blow over this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 06:38 PM (CMkNk)

226 "stop using radical Islam" to describe these murderous gangster thugs.

We can call them murderous gangster thugs right? Or will that offend Obama's people in South Chicago and East St. Louis?

We wouldn't want to offend them either.

Posted by: Sam Baker, Premium Hard Tack at January 13, 2015 06:39 PM (QWN/+)

227
Jarret is black. Her parents were working over in Iran when she was born.


Her parents were deeply involved in the Chicago political scene, and not in a good way.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:39 PM (dFi94)

228 Her parents were deeply involved in the Chicago political scene, and not in a good way.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:39 PM (dFi94)

aren't VJ44's parents commies too?

Posted by: Name: * at January 13, 2015 06:40 PM (q+zA9)

229 Obama is African-American, right?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 13, 2015 06:38 PM (uSAVP)

I think that he was born in HI, and there is other info on his birth records that would be embarrassing. Probably mom and dad weren't married, or maybe the name of his real father.

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:40 PM (Zu3d9)

230 this is insane. these two years cannot go by fast enough. this is what he is publically telling the press. what is he privately saying to those charged with keeping us safe. he is perfectly at peace sacrificing citizens on the alter of diversity. God protect us

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

231 @224 Obama is African-American, right?
------------------------

More literally than most people who use that label. After all, how many of those others have one parent from Africa, and another from America?


Posted by: junior at January 13, 2015 06:41 PM (UWFpX)

232 And here's what I really think.

Muhammad was a pathetic, delusional pedophile who created a religion to get laid by little girls and punish the jerks who threw him out of his town for being batshit insane.

Muslims are a bunch of pathetic, delusional weirdos who have more sexual hangups than the cast of Girls and who lash out at everyone around them because they know deep in their hearts just how pathetic they are.

The entire religion is just a cover for women hating idiots to feel powerful by killing everyone around them to rule a land that they'll destroy completely within a generation.

They have no plan other than kill and destroy. There's no end game. They're mindless drones who feed on hate and lust.

I greatly pity the people stuck in this death cult who see it for what it is. I have no pity for the idiots outside it who refuse to do the same.

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 06:41 PM (MYCIw)

233 We are defending America's ideals by pretending we don't believe by not believing in them.

Posted by: Barry at January 13, 2015 06:42 PM (HBAcW)

234 re: jarrett
It amazes me that no one knows. I really thought it would be common knowledge, but 6 years in and no one know the religion of the main adviser to the administration.

We knew Roves' childhood pet's name. We knew Bebe Rebozo's parents' neighbor's brand of dish soap.

Six years in.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:42 PM (LWu6U)

235 Can the FCC pull CNNs and NBCs broadcast licenses for debasing the first amendment and using our airwaves as their personal gloryhole so they can bend over for Islam?

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2015 06:42 PM (TETYm)

236
Ankara Mayor Gokcek: Mossad is behind Paris attacks

http://tinyurl.com/pmotla3

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:42 PM (Zu3d9)

237 230
this is insane. these two years cannot go by fast enough.



It will drag on by centuries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:42 PM (FsuaD)

238
aren't VJ44's parents commies too?



Yes. Card carrying , at least her dad, Vernon Jarrett. Mom ran one of those New Schools.

Layers and layers. Google her sometime. And follow the links.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2015 06:42 PM (dFi94)

239 Dear Pres. TFG,

Instead of wounding our God given natural rights, how about the sensitive among the Muslims censor their murderous rage instead? HMMMMMMMM?

Oh, our soldiers, sailors, and Marines? THEY EXIST TO PREVENT ASSHOLES LIKE YOU FROM TAKING OUR RIGHTS AWAY. THEIR VERY EXISTENCE IS THE REASON WHY WE CAN OFFEND SHIT-STAINS LIKE YOU, FUCKNUTS.

Sincerely,
W. Cut-Loop

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (3CiXB)

240 Thank Allah we have a president who will keep us safe! {hides under bed}

Posted by: Bizarro world U S M C at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (TfdkD)

241 Ankara is the capital of Turkey. The seat of government

Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)

242
Complete the group.

Slice, dice, chop, ...

a) puree
b) pulverize
c) julienne

Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (+pzpw)

243 Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

http://youtu.be/6FMNFvKEy4c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (JM0re)

244 Look, I'm totes about the military...



...unless those bastards are daring to get married on a golf course that I want to play at.

Posted by: Beary Obama, just playing through at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (t1dCc)

245 >>Valjar looks the type that would have a larger scrotum hanging under her vagina then Obama has under his tiny male privilege...

Ask her boyfriend Ahmad Rashad.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (ABcz/)

246 If he detonated in Detroit, no one would notice the extra crater and scorch marks.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2015 06:23 PM (JM0re)
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Don't set it off near the DIA! There's a Bruegel that would look great over my barcalounger.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 13, 2015 06:43 PM (KH1sk)

247 Well the WaPo did say the Jews in France were killed in a "shootout with Islamist gunmen" so getting them to say nothing at all won't be difficult.

For the record-executing unarmed shoppers does not constitute a "shootout"

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (ctGDd)

248 does the constitutional scholar in the white house
not understand the FIRST F****G AMENDMENT IN THE G---D BILL OF
RIGHTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

sorry for the language, but what the hell is this?

Posted by: Chelsea Danger


Oh yes, he understand English very well.

Posted by: Magua at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (/Ho8c)

249
Let's see now how many terrorist attacks on the US while Presdent Obama is in office: ZERO
How many attacks when Bush was Presdent? 911 ring a bell ????? Bush lied to to world and deserved this attack because he was not trustworthy like Presdent obama and his lovely wife.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (Sd++4)

250 time to make more mirror sites

anybody hear from nat hentoff lately? he must be fuming

obama can kiss my ass

Posted by: Feh at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (g/zj9)

251 We need a national conversation about shutting the hell up about ihad-jay.

Posted by: Beary Obama at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (bAGA/)

252 Figures ...

New one up

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (3CiXB)

253 Born in Iran. Both parents were Americans.
If she is Iranian then Ted Cruz is Canadian and can't run for president.



And every illegal anchor baby isn't an American citizen, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (Bjrso)

254 I wonder how long until the MFM start referring to the JEF as Comrade Obama?

Posted by: Old Blue at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (vVSOO)

255 Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 06:41 PM (MYCIw)

And they have no place in Western society. Their belief system is incompatible with freedom and equality. period.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (LWu6U)

256 FBI: Boehner Bartender Planned to Poison Him.

I was out in Ohio recently. Heard story of LE taking over a home, evicting the residents, putting sharpshooters on the roof -- because JB was giving a speech nearby.

Grain of salt, etc. Which I took it with.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 13, 2015 06:45 PM (zxQ4h)

257 "lovely wife"

lol

Posted by: Feh at January 13, 2015 06:45 PM (g/zj9)

258 Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:42 PM (LWu6U)

If you are suggesting that she is a crypto-muzzie, there is no evidence of that.

Her religion is power, and progressive politics.

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:45 PM (Zu3d9)

259 Today is Wednesday and here is your list of Imam government approved topics for todays newspapers and cable channels.

Posted by: Barak at January 13, 2015 06:45 PM (TfdkD)

260 islam is not just incompatible

it is hostile

Posted by: Feh at January 13, 2015 06:45 PM (g/zj9)

261 They have no plan other than kill and destroy. There's no end game.

They're mindless drones who feed on hate and lust.



Reavers.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:46 PM (Bjrso)

262 @232 And here's what I really think.

Muhammad was a pathetic, delusional pedophile who created a religion to get laid by little girls and punish the jerks who threw him out of his town for being batshit insane.
--------------------

There's an alternate interpretation that I'm kind of fond of.

Mohammed was a guy who may or may not have existed, but almost certainly didn't say most of what he is purported to have said. Those sayings were instead created out of whole cloth when the Arabs accidentally ended up conquering Persia, and felt a need to point to something culturally Arab that could be considered able to compete with the deep history and culture of the nation they'd just gained control of.

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2015 06:46 PM (UWFpX)

263 It isn't just foreign Muslims Obama cares about. There's all those votes in Dearborn...prior to 9/11, the Muzzies were leaning GOP. Now they're another special interest group the Dems have to pander to.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands and crunchy mustard) at January 13, 2015 06:46 PM (+XMAD)

264 The pen is mightier than the sword, but the scimitar kicks the pens ass.

Posted by: NYT at January 13, 2015 06:46 PM (TfdkD)

265 "world leaders"

no, national leaders

Posted by: Feh at January 13, 2015 06:47 PM (g/zj9)

266 @249 Let's see now how many terrorist attacks on the US while Presdent Obama is in office: ZERO
------------------

*cough*Boston Marathon*cough*

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2015 06:47 PM (UWFpX)

267 And every illegal anchor baby isn't an American citizen, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 06:44 PM (Bjrso)

That's a different issue.

But obviously we need to clarify the law.

If you are here illegally, your kids are not Americans!

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:47 PM (Zu3d9)

268 Are there any Jooos in the Obama WH?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:47 PM (FsuaD)

269 266
@249 Let's see now how many terrorist attacks on the US while Presdent Obama is in office: ZERO

------------------



*cough*Boston Marathon*cough*



Ft. Hood. Oopsie. Workplace violence. *ragestroke*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:48 PM (FsuaD)

270 So let me see if I have this straight.

Obama will use the presidential bully pulpit to inveigh against articles critical of Islam, to prevent Muslims from attacking American service members.

However, if American service members are attacked by Muslims, Obama will declare the attacks to be "workplace violence" rather than having been caused by Islam.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2015 06:49 PM (noWW6)

271 Does the poor woman in Oklahoma who had her head sawed off by a muzztard count as terrorism?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:49 PM (FsuaD)

272 off topic: world's first 3-d printed car shown at the Detroit Auto Show..?

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2015 06:49 PM (zjcTL)

273 This guy makes me feel like a piker.

Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson at January 13, 2015 06:50 PM (FsuaD)

274 does the constitutional scholar in the white house
not understand the FIRST F****G AMENDMENT IN THE G---D BILL OF
RIGHTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

--

Just like I understand the bible

Posted by: Satan at January 13, 2015 06:50 PM (TfdkD)

275 DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 3m3 minutes ago FBI: Boehner Bartender Planned to Poison Him... http://drudge.tw/1BYo61v

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 06:25 PM (ZPrif)


You're gonna need a bigger bottle of scotch.

*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at January 13, 2015 06:50 PM (4IFRz)

276 >> If you are suggesting that she is a crypto-muzzie,

no no. not at all. I asked an honest question.

I am suggesting that the press has not done it's job, but we all knew that. Iran is an enemy after all, and I thought that kind of detail would have been reported. disappointed, but not surprised.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:50 PM (LWu6U)

277 229

I think that he was born in HI, and there is other info on his birth records that would be embarrassing. Probably mom and dad weren't married, or maybe the name of his real father.

Posted by: Je Suis Charlie Martel (CBD) at January 13, 2015 06:40 PM (Zu3d9)

I think he was born in Hawaii and I don't think that there's anything wrong with his birth certificate. I always thought that the reason for him hiding so many of his personal records is that he applied for and accepted student loans and/or scholarships by submitting applications and other paperwork stating that he was a foreign-born student. Committing fraud while informally and unofficially disavowing his U.S. citizenship would have been too much for some voters to accept. I know this isn't an original theory but I believe it's the most likely one explaining why he and his advisors have hidden so much of his past.

Posted by: Slappy at January 13, 2015 06:52 PM (Am9Tn)

278 junior at January 13, 2015 06:46 PM

YES.
among other populations they wanted to control besides the persians.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at January 13, 2015 06:53 PM (LWu6U)

279 I always thought that the reason for him hiding so many of his personal
records is that he applied for and accepted student loans and/or
scholarships by submitting applications and other paperwork stating that
he was a foreign-born student. Committing fraud while informally and
unofficially disavowing his U.S. citizenship would have been too much
for some voters to accept.


^^THIS^^

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:54 PM (FsuaD)

280

Ack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

281 230: Yea, but don't underestimate this administrations lust for power. They may not leave. Never let a crisis go to waste and all that. No crisis? No problem, make one. You think all this SJW inspired unrest is not being orchestrated?

Shit, thats some tin foil hat stuff I just wrote. Thanks Obama!! You made it plausible now. Asshole.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at January 13, 2015 06:55 PM (20X6f)

282 Now that he's showing so much personal respect for the religion of islam, can we call Obama by his middle name?

Posted by: Havedash at January 13, 2015 06:55 PM (ZlE0f)

283 *whew*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

284 Agree w/you Slappy. Would add that it's likely he wasn't using the name Barack Obama on a lot of these missing docs, probably Soertero.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 06:55 PM (ABcz/)

285 Nood. We're closed. GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2015 06:56 PM (4IFRz)

286 It's like we have a complete fraud in the Oval Office. A guy created by his commie mentors. George Soros must be proud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 06:57 PM (FsuaD)

287 Seems to me that this violates the First Amendment in two ways--ISNT' THIS AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, TOO? Obama is using the government to favor one religion.

Posted by: Burke at January 13, 2015 06:57 PM (ugH4u)

288 Obama is a terrorist attack. A terrorist attack that continues 24/7 since 2009 and won't stop for another two years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2015 06:57 PM (oFCZn)

289 Posted by: Slappy at January 13, 2015 06:52 PM (Am9Tn)

Yeah, I think you're probably right about that. But the truth might not emerge in our lifetimes.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands and crunchy mustard) at January 13, 2015 06:57 PM (+XMAD)

290 Second look at the JEF being the Anti-Christ?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I don't care how tin-foil crazy this sounds, but I've thought this since 2008. There, I said it.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 13, 2015 06:57 PM (H/s7S)

291 What's the point of pretending anymore? Obama is clearly a Muslim. Just come out of the closet already and declare your already clear jihad against our Constitution and Republic.

Posted by: Daniel at January 13, 2015 06:58 PM (xTgSv)

292 284 Agree w/you Slappy. Would add that it's likely he wasn't using the name Barack Obama on a lot of these missing docs, probably Soertero.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 06:55 PM (ABcz/)

That may be true, too. By focusing solely on the accusations made by some on the Right (and, of course, Hillary's campaign in 200 that he was born in Kenya or Indonesia, Team Obama was able to paint all accusations about his citizenship as crazy. My guess is that some of his college transcripts indicated that he was a foreign-born student, too, which is why we'll never see those either.

Posted by: Slappy at January 13, 2015 07:00 PM (Am9Tn)

293 Pelosi on FOX business rambling on about not giving Obama a bill that only gives him what the Dems want.
Question: what was Obama doing Sunday instead of going to Paris? Based on my personal experience, if you don't want to talk about it, you were beating off to pics of Eva Angeline. No, not me, I'm just repeating what a friend told me between spoonfuls of library paste.

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2015 07:01 PM (zjcTL)

294 I still like my theory that he's hiding his original birth certificate because his real name is "Stanley Dunham, Jr.".

Posted by: Dr Weevil at January 13, 2015 07:07 PM (srcjq)

295 re 287:
Seems to me that this violates the First Amendment in two ways--ISNT' THIS AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, TOO? Obama is using the government to favor one religion.

The 1st Amendment says "Congress" - His Majestry can therefor do as his non-congressional self wishes.

and as ValJar insists he's unimaginably brilliant, I can hardly wait till the Nobel Prize people give him the prize for unifying relativity and quantum mechanics

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2015 07:07 PM (zjcTL)

296 oh, and on FOX news: "bartender threatened to murder Speaker John Boehner"

discuss without giggling.

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2015 07:09 PM (zjcTL)

297 Wait. A president of the United States of America said this shit?

Posted by: FDR's Television at January 13, 2015 07:11 PM (NioWd)

298 this

Posted by: florg at January 13, 2015 07:11 PM (pAlYe)

299 I'm wary of O'bumbles' prophet motive.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 13, 2015 07:28 PM (gfjCy)

300 Obama-Head of the WH sleeper cell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2015 07:34 PM (DXzRD)

301 What about having infidels like Kerry speak on the true meaning of Islam? Cause, THE TROOPS

Posted by: Chris Balsz at January 13, 2015 08:30 PM (kTWS+)

302 Wow! You've been really angry lately, Ace. Normally you didn't accuse the president of being anything but a lib. Is the lawsuit stressing you out a lot?

Posted by: Ben(the original) at January 13, 2015 08:35 PM (DcG8N)

303 funny thing is he never said booo about the Senate "Terror" report and its obvious incitement of terror attacks against the US military ...

Posted by: KaiserDerden at January 13, 2015 09:03 PM (hYYqD)

304 3rd world presidents require 3rd world solutions...

Posted by: Tortillapete at January 13, 2015 09:03 PM (EBKDc)

305 I'm kind of partial to the Garryowen myself.

Posted by: A pot of message at January 13, 2015 09:14 PM (kk2ap)

306 Sorry I missed this thread.


No Obama doesn't care about the feelings of foreign muzzies. He IS a mussie with a lot of foreign influence. But there are only two things he cares about. (1) and his most caring his himself that is followed by 2, his advancement of social and economic justice whi is black activist for "black communist white people must give us their money and property and STFU".

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2015 04:40 AM (wlDny)

307 132
The Republicans can't impeach President Ten Putt because they might lose
the election in 2016 - just like they lost the 2000 election because
they impeached the first black president: Bill Clinton.

You will kindly refer to the Won as King Putt, TYVM. It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Buford T. Harrington at January 14, 2015 07:58 AM (k7yNm)

308 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 14, 2015 08:34 AM (MEMxr)

309 I don't know why everyone is so skeptical about Obama genuinely caring for military members. They do allow gays, you know.

I'm also just a little comforted by his unprovoked attacking of the first amendment. The 2nd Amendment didn't know what it had done to make Dad so angry, but now it's clear Dads just an abusive psycho.

It's easier to cope that way.

Posted by: John Galt at January 14, 2015 09:28 AM (yYZgP)

310 *Ugh.* Obama continues to prove he's the worst president ever.

There's another reason for this rhetorical tactic here (besides those already mentioned). It's just like the administration's pointing to the youtube film, as a cover/ deflection for Benghazi.

Obama does not want the media to assign to him any responsibility or blame (as commander in chief) for any possible terrorist attack in America. Obama is trying to prepare and set the future MSM script for that. If and when there is a terrorist attack on America, it won't have anything to do with Obama, (whether the potential criticism would come from the left or the right-- e.g. his drones, or incompetent idiotic appeasing foreign policy, or lack of competent national security preparation, etc.). No, if there's a terrorist attack on America, we are all to understand that it's the fault of anti-Islamic ("Islamophobic") speech.

Free speech, not Obama, will be to blame.


Posted by: lael at January 14, 2015 05:02 PM (yrklk)

311 He can visit Duke University to hear the call of prayer on Fridays.
He and the demon coach.

Posted by: ubik at January 14, 2015 09:32 PM (lCc6O)

312 Obama feels a moral responsibility to defend Islam and take regular breaks to pee on Christians, and take away Constitutional free speech rights of Americans in the process.
Moral is SUCH A HEAVY BURDEN for this C-in-C, while daily lieing to the American people.

Posted by: ron n. at January 14, 2015 09:43 PM (YVQn/)

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