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Obama Administration Just Absolutely Refuses to Say "Islamic Extremism"
Josh Earnest will only say "violent extremism," which may include some "extremism inspired by Islam," as well as some others which will be named later.
Martha McCollum plays Josh Earnest's founderings for Marie Harf, who then spazzes out talking nonsense out of her weird red Sexface. Meanwhile, CNN is in a tizzy because Rubert Murdoch tweeted out that Islam had to stamp out the "jihadist cancer" at its heart. CNN is all a-flutter over that, but never points out the derelict-of-duty illegitimate so-called Commander in Chief can't say "Islamic terrorism."Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 13, 2015 02:58 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 13, 2015 02:58 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 13, 2015 02:58 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Josh Ever-so-Earnest at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Weird Red Sexface at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (k19Aq)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 13, 2015 02:59 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2015 03:00 PM (g1DWB)
They opened for Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band, 1971 tour.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:00 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 13, 2015 03:01 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:01 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 03:01 PM (/Ho8c)
I don't even live in CO.
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2015 03:01 PM (k19Aq)
Posted by: Weird Red Sexface at January 13, 2015 03:01 PM (0cMkb)
That'll make it go away.
If it weren't for those damn Teaparty people.
Posted by: Barry at January 13, 2015 03:01 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 03:01 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:02 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 13, 2015 03:02 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 13, 2015 03:02 PM (uJK1E)
VFW and American Legion.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:02 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Lea - Netflix all the way baby! at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (E+pqw)
Posted by: Grover Norquist and Chris Christie at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (k19Aq)
Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Puddles: Oregon Bitchduck at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Heralder at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Greg61 at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (H0lcY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
It's like your war face. But only to be used between the sheets.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (S11Oq)
"extremism inspired by Islam," as well as some others which will be
named later.
His primary list is Teaparty people and ex-military veterans. He hates them worst than the muzzie terrorists. I am convinced he converted to islam when he was attending those islamic schools.
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Marie Harf at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ejo at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (rsGj7)
And he kept a straight face, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (ABcz/)
and guess what won't have "Muslim outreach" as its mission anymore?
TED CRUZ TO OVERSEE OBAMA-GUTTED NASA
This morning, a bunch of science-focused entertainers, whose greatest contribution to actual science involved starring in science fiction shows and occasionally chatting about their experiences on podcasts and Twitter, were losing their minds over Ted Cruz's appointment as chair of the Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee which will give him, among other responsibilities, oversight of NASA. According to said entertainers, unschooled in the basics of conservative and libertarian ideology, Ted Cruz will most certainly use his new power to gut the space program and retask all Federally-employed scientists with figuring out how dinosaurs could peacefully coexist with humans in the Garden of Eden just short of 10,000 years ago.
heh.
http://spectator.org/blog/61469/ted-cruz-oversee-obama-gutted-nasa
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Bon Jihadi at January 13, 2015 03:05 PM (1sVzz)
The REAL terrorists are the Tea Partiers. And veterans. Especially veterans.
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And the Jews. Can't forget the Jews.
Posted by: Marie Harf at January 13, 2015 03:05 PM (FsuaD)
Sorry, just don't see the sexy with that dumb bint. Even the glasses don't help.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:05 PM (ABcz/)
the science is settled.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 13, 2015 03:05 PM (T5QC5)
Strangest fortune cookie game EVAH.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 13, 2015 03:05 PM (Spluw)
Most of his summits have been job fairs for Obama sycophants who are hoping to score a federal grant, or a highly paid, low effort, federal sinecure.
Otherwise, I would be worried he might be sending his brownshirts into my neighborhood to make trouble.
Posted by: Williams 'D-Fens' Foster at January 13, 2015 03:06 PM (/Xu/k)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:04 PM
Well look what we have here...a comedian.
Posted by: Gunny Hartman at January 13, 2015 03:06 PM (knoK7)
BUT, they feel no shame. They have no shame. They are the zombies depicted on tv.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:06 PM (qbgxo)
I am convinced he converted to islam when he was attending those islamic schools.
****
What Islamic schools?
I am no conspiracy theorist, but there are an awful lot of muslim's in the higher offices of government these days, particularly in the national security wing. Huh. Arabic makes sense, for infiltration purposes. But that's not it.
Posted by: Lea - Netflix all the way baby! at January 13, 2015 03:06 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 13, 2015 03:06 PM (Spluw)
her face was all red like people's faces get when they have sex
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (E+pqw)
going to have to wipe this from memory before the next snuggle
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (IXrOn)
That would be a Bush "Mission Accomplished" move.
See liars need to continue the lie or they look stupid.
Like we are all too stupid to see this lie. The MSM will never bring this up, cause....... Racism!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (0FSuD)
There needs to be one like that but for moslems....
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (3ZtZW)
It is meaningless that the Tea Party doesn't actually engage in violence, it is always lurking there, just below the surface (unlike the leftwing violence mongers who do manage to surface from time to time).
Left wingers committing actual violence = isolated incident not related to any larger narrative. Crazed gunman shoots Gabby Giffords. Sarah Palin 11!!11ty.
Posted by: duke at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (ChY2Q)
you give izlam
a bad name
Posted by: Bon Jihadi at January 13, 2015 03:05 PM
FIFY
Posted by: Gunny Hartman at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (knoK7)
Would love it if he was again snubbed with this "extremism" summit.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (SGtBn)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (WNERA)
Oddly enough, several er, "media outlets" have done exactly that over the past couple of days...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (k19Aq)
Neither of those explanations is good for us.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (v5UtH)
I prefer my very own Muslim Menace.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (+pzpw)
And since when did State Department spokespeople become Presidential ass kissers?
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (wlDny)
Anybody every check out the site blackpeopleloveus dot com?
There needs to be one like that but for moslems....
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (3ZtZW)
I have a feeling that site name is sarcastic and probably not one I should check from work.
Posted by: Heralder at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (/Mxso)
https://tinyurl.com/muaee84
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 201
Um wasn't it that Obama attended a catholic school while his mother was screwing soetero. And that his enrollment had his religion listed as Muslim?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (8bA1i)
Judging from the photo, it makes you look-like
Dan Blocker in drag.
with birth-control glasses.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (0cMkb)
Didn't the Thundercats have a character named Harf?
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (+pzpw)
So you're saying you'd go all Rachel Corrie on her?
I'm good with that.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:10 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:10 PM (IXrOn)
*For a suitably lax definition of 'bombing.'
**For a suitably lax definition of 'spree.'
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Private Joker at January 13, 2015 03:10 PM (JP4JT)
Or is that turn-of-phrases?
Meh. You know what I mean....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 13, 2015 03:10 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Islam at January 13, 2015 03:10 PM (4IFRz)
Posted by: Marie Harf at January 13, 2015 03:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:11 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 03:08 PM (wlDny)
When you're unqualified to even take an order at Denny's but somehow you end up working in the State Department, you probably owe someone higher up a few favors.
Posted by: Heralder at January 13, 2015 03:11 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2015 03:11 PM (sj3Ax)
See: FDR, Carter, Clinton, et. al...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:11 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (FsuaD)
He was listed as muzzie in Indonesia while attending a madrassa.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (4IFRz)
The REAL terrorists are the Tea Partiers. And veterans. Especially veterans.
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And the Jews. Can't forget the Jews.
Posted by: Marie Harf at January 13, 2015 03:05 PM (FsuaD)
_________
A Jewish veteran member of the tea party? If that did exist....look out!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (0LHZx)
I really wouldn't want to have those people coming down on me because I lost my temper once.
Posted by: Williams 'D-Fens' Foster at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (/Xu/k)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: duke at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (ChY2Q)
Dun dun
Dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Iblis at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (9221z)
Sorry, just don't see the sexy with that dumb bint. Even the glasses don't help.
i disagree; she has a Cashew Face.
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (E+pqw)
her face was all red like people's faces get when they have sex
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2015 03:03 PM (E+pqw)
going to have to wipe this from memory before the next snuggle
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:07 PM (IXrOn)
One of the lines that Alan Rickman has in Dogma is about how in heaven the biggest joke is watching people have sex. Something about "have you ever seen the faces you make during it? It's hilarious."
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
lot of muslim's in the higher offices of government these days,
particularly in the national security wing. Huh. Arabic makes sense, for
infiltration purposes. But that's not it.
Posted by: Lea - Netflix all the way baby! at January 13, 2015 03:06 PM (lIU4e)
My understanding is that he attended a Madrassa when he was young in Indonesia.
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (v5UtH)
#LetMarieBeMarie!
Posted by: Marie "Dairy Maid" Harf at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (Q52VH)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Vic
Mine as well.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:09 PM (z/Ubi)
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Crikey! A muslim Catholic. Them's the worst.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:14 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 13, 2015 03:14 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: hadoop at January 13, 2015 03:14 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 13, 2015 03:13 PM (WNERA)
If I have to have that stuck in my head, so does the Horde.
I'm a giver.
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:14 PM (mf5HN)
Oh, its actually quite safe
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 13, 2015 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)
See
http://tinyurl.com/lq2hdqt
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton
No.Thank.You.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:14 PM (/jpU8)
And legal gun owners.
And NV cattle ranchers.
And churches who don't want to pay for abortifecents.
And communities that don't want a mosque built.
And governors on border states who don't like open borders.
These are all extremists!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:14 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 03:15 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2015 03:15 PM (OQBOZ)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
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Helen Thomas having an orgasm.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (qbgxo)
Could he have been playing with idioms to send a message? Crazy talk, I know.
Posted by: fluffy at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Monk Ezekiel at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (5voqw)
Just out of curiosity, what's an 'aboniation'? Or did I miss a gag in an earlier thread?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (knoK7)
Thought I would share.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (8bA1i)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: duke at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (ChY2Q)
Be fair now, some of them can drive vans.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (0Ew3K)
Ok.
Between that and the Chelsea Clinton Sex Face, this here smart military blog has officially gone off of the rails.
Yikes.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: President Jimmah Carter at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (XzRw1)
I've had enough of Muslims getting their panties in a twist. F*ck 'em.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (FsuaD)
I always thought you looked like Alfred E Neuman. (star of Mad Magazine) Night of debauchery with Hillary.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (knoK7)
Sounds like on of those Bon Bons that get's all messed up and misshapen at the factory.
Posted by: Heralder at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (/Mxso)
Just out of curiosity, what's an 'aboniation'? Or did I miss a gag in an earlier thread?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
And do I want one?
Posted by: duke at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: SGT York at January 13, 2015 03:18 PM (gjaCP)
The Muslim call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth.
The Future Does Not Belong to Those Who Slander the Prophet of Islam
Posted by: BHO at January 13, 2015 03:18 PM (IsdBe)
Ok.
Between that and the Chelsea Clinton Sex Face, this here smart military blog has officially gone off of the rails.
Yikes.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (/jpU
Not fully... yet.
Posted by: Madeline Albright, slipping off those granny panties at January 13, 2015 03:18 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM (knoK7)
A certain troll attempted to spell abomination earlier today.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:18 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Monk Ezekiel at January 13, 2015 03:16 PM
Sacred honor compels me to admit that I hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by: That guy compelled by sacred honor at January 13, 2015 03:18 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: The Pedophile Mohamed at January 13, 2015 03:18 PM (WGm5T)
What we need today is a thread with playful puppies and kittens.
Good idea! A change of pace would be nice; perhaps a rape post.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (+pzpw)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (ABcz/)
Maybe with a ball gag and a paper bag over her head, but even then, maybe not.
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (jpF+v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (ZPrif)
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:18 PM
Ah. Missed that one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Madeline Albright, slipping off those granny panties
Ok, now it's off the rails, down the hill, rolled over, exploded, and burnt to a crisp...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:20 PM (/jpU8)
Oh yeah saw that in Caligula
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 13, 2015 03:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 13, 2015 03:20 PM (gY1su)
That takes skill right there.
Posted by: Iblis at January 13, 2015 03:20 PM (9221z)
Carter: 'the recent attacks in Paris should provide an opportunity for the West to discover what makes Islam great.' http://goo.gl/Dc3yWa
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 03:20 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2015 03:21 PM (OQBOZ)
Posted by: President Jimmah Carter at January 13, 2015 03:21 PM (6um35)
oh
Ace tops the Jon Stewart Twitchy.com post
http://tinyurl.com/os2mrjc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:17 PM (IXrOn)
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Damn, if that doesn't sum up Stewart's entire shtick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:21 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2015 03:21 PM (sjdRT)
Great podcast, btw.
You need to put out a podcast consisting of just you saying "kill the bastards" over and over...
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2015 03:21 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 13, 2015 03:22 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (+pzpw)
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Well, it is Rape Tuesday.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:22 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2015 03:22 PM (Zmw74)
Even if that wasn't idiotic WTF is it even supposed to mean?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2015 03:22 PM (OQBOZ)
I've heard better accents and less broken French in ninth grade French I classes. That was just painful to listen to.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 13, 2015 03:22 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (6um35)
Then again, after saying that Carter was seen trying to fit a watermelon into a toaster while yelling anti-Eskimo slurs, so we think maybe he has a problem putting two and two together.
Posted by: Heralder at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Janet Reno at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Garrett at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (gY1su)
Carter: 'the recent attacks in Paris should provide an opportunity for the West to discover what makes Islam great.' http://goo.gl/Dc3yWa
Mainly, it's that muslims pay me big bucks to say crazy shit about the Joooooooooooooz.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (0cMkb)
His mother sent him back to her commie parents in Hawaii because Soetoro wasn't sufficiently anti American.
....................
and he kept eating dogs and crapping in the street
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2015 03:24 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 13, 2015 03:24 PM (XzRw1)
FOX News
Duh...Ya think?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2015 03:24 PM (Zmw74)
Carter: 'the recent attacks in Paris should provide an opportunity for the West to discover what makes Islam great.
Even if that wasn't idiotic WTF is it even supposed to mean?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2015 03:22 PM (OQBOZ)
Polygamy!
Posted by: Janet Reno at January 13, 2015 03:24 PM (0FSuD)
Look at all the great things those murderers do for us!
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:24 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (0FSuD)
Murder!
Rape!
Goats!
Rape!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (vgIRn)
Did I ever tell y'all about the time Preezy burst into my room while I was naked as a jaybird, in bed? It really happened!
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (6um35)
Were you having sex? With a woman? In the vagina?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 13, 2015 03:24 PM (XzRw1)
Not enough time left
Not enough votes
Not enough guts
Just cut off the funding for now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (Zmw74)
which is bullshit since they use the liberal lie of not counting stuff.
but whatever, this is what potus means by what he's saying. you teabaggers are extremists too.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (pofbO)
See
http://tinyurl.com/lq2hdqt
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton
You are using the wrong bait on that link.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (+v40j)
O. EMM. GEE! (and a blonde at that)
http://i.yt___.com/vi/NP0yVLnXnG4/maxresdefault.jpg
Posted by: SGT York at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (gjaCP)
Calling it terrorism removes that option.
Our government is just on this side of endorsing these tactics.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (TOk1P)
It impoverishes everywhere it touches. The only places on Earth it hasn't scorched dry are the ones who have been enriched with the value Western Civilization gave to the mineral slime they happen to live above.
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 13, 2015 03:22 PM
My personal favorite is him addressing a group of Haitians in French during a campaign (2004?). Apparently, none of his staff did enough homework to know that in Haitian Creole, 'He speaks French' is a local idiom for 'You can't trust him.'
Laughed long and hard at that, I did...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (sjdRT)
Did I ever tell y'all about the time Preezy burst into my room while I was naked as a jaybird, in bed? It really happened!
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 13, 2015 03:23 PM (6um35)
Were you having sex? With a woman? In the vagina?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:25 PM (FsuaD)
Gross!
Posted by: Prezzy Cakeboy at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (0cMkb)
= plain nuts
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (hAdu/)
Jihadi Babies!
Posted by: Garrett at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (gY1su)
Police gunned down in the streets?
Hostages taken and killed?
That's what makes Islam great?
Senile old dude probably wears a diaper
and has some burka clad personal ass wiper
as a nurse.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: SGT York at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (gjaCP)
I have had about all of this bs that I care to.
I doubt it's just me that feels this way.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 13, 2015 03:28 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (+pzpw)
_________
Maybe a post about a lesbian who got married and also wants to abort her baby? Just for funs.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 13, 2015 03:28 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Reverend Wright at January 13, 2015 03:28 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: SGT York at January 13, 2015 03:28 PM (gjaCP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2015 03:28 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (hAdu/)<<
Well look at who is never getting invited back!
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2015 03:28 PM (sjdRT)
She put on her "smart girl glasses" and wound up looking even dumber.
That takes skill right there.
Posted by: Iblis at January 13, 2015 03:20 PM (9221z)
......................
She borrowed them from Eugene Robinson.
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2015 03:29 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Barack Hussein O'Stalin at January 13, 2015 03:29 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 03:29 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (oDCMR)
Evil walks this earth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (FsuaD)
is that more christian domestic terrorists killed americans than
muslims since 9-11.
Talk about cherry-picking your statistics (like the AGW folks love to do):
A] Why "since 9-11"?
b] Why only in the US?
Yeah, we know why. It would be no contest.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (ABcz/)
You realize the elephants are raping compact cars in Africa, don't you?
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: King Putt at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (JtwS4)
She has dead eyes. Like a fleshlight.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (hAdu/)
"196 White America's chickens have come home to roost"
White America's chickens have come home to roost?
Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:19 PM (+pzpw)
_________
Maybe a post about a lesbian who got married and also wants to abort her baby? Just for funs.
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You know what's missing, a story about evil white guys. Well, a new story about evil white guys.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (oDCMR)
"8-person gaggle of rednecks"
There has got to be a word for this...
Deer camp.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (hAdu/)
Good or Fish Camp.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (0FSuD)
That takes skill right there.
If she lost about 35 pounds, received a makeover and put on some sexy lingerie, I'd let her fix me a sammitch and bring me a beer.
But she'd have to do that quietly. Even though she has teh sexface, she's not using that sexy, post-secks voice.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (0HooB)
Everything is just such a lark with you folks. ha ha ha.
You realize the elephants are raping compact cars in Africa, don't you?
Well, it *is* Rapey Tuesday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (wlDny)
He would call it a cry for help and a need for dialogue
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (LFAjR)
Nothing a little eyeliner couldn't help. Maria honey, makeup won't make you look stupid. I promise.
Posted by: Katya the designated driver at January 13, 2015 03:32 PM (WuBo6)
Posted by: SGT York at January 13, 2015 03:28 PM (gjaCP)
Pixy eats the letters i m g and replaces them with an underscore. All because some of us figured out how to post pics.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 13, 2015 03:32 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2015 03:32 PM (sjdRT)
After 9/11, I read the Koran and many of the Hadiths, expecting to reinforce my belief in a peaceful Islam. I didn't find what I expected...
150 Free Beacon @FreeBeacon 3m
Carter: 'the recent attacks in Paris should provide an opportunity for the West to discover what makes Islam great.' http://goo.gl/Dc3yWa
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 03:20 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Pyrocles at January 13, 2015 03:32 PM (MYMcU)
Posted by: Don Rickles at January 13, 2015 03:33 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:33 PM (/jpU8)
is that more christian domestic terrorists killed americans than
muslims since 9-11.
Talk about cherry-picking your statistics (like the AGW folks love to do):
A] Why "since 9-11"?
b] Why only in the US?
Yeah, we know why. It would be no contest.
And when they count, they count wrong. They try to count every multiple event as right wing.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:33 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2015 03:33 PM (OQBOZ)
She's this month's centerfold.
Posted by: Necrophilia Monthly at January 13, 2015 03:33 PM (MMC8r)
"8-person gaggle of rednecks"
There has got to be a word for this...
Deer camp.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (hAdu/)
Good or Fish Camp.
-----------------
Canoe Trip with banjos?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 03:33 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Garrett at January 13, 2015 03:33 PM (gY1su)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2015 03:26 PM (TOk1P)
-------------------------------------------
For anyone that's been paying attention to this regime since 2009 know that the line was crossed a long time ago.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:34 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
There was an episode on The League, where Taco films the
Season 2, Episode 10: "High School Reunion"
AKA: The Vinegar Strokes episode. The crew heads back to high school for their 20-year reunion where Andre is desperate to show off how successful he is, and Ruxin is pumped to show off his hot wife. Taco clues the guys in on a Vinegar Stroke, which is, according to Taco, the special face one makes during orgasm that allows you to peer into a man's soul.
MVP Moment: When Taco accidentally sees into Ruxin's soul.
so funny
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:34 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2015 03:34 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:27 PM (hAdu/)
Well look at who is never getting invited back!
I be one!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:34 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:35 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:31 PM (hAdu/)
Then she comes at ya, and then...ah...and then the bed goes cold, and ya hear that terrible high-pitched nagging...
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 13, 2015 03:35 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Lady Antivenom at January 13, 2015 03:35 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (ABcz/)
I have been doing links for morning news since 2008 and I haven't seen any stories about "Christian terrorists" killing people. Even the person who bombed that abortion clinic pre-911 didn't kill anybody as I recall.
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 03:35 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 03:36 PM (0HooB)
Yep, which only works when you've successfully eliminated most of the events in the other column.
No way they could fake enough "Christian" crimes to rival 9-11 or Boko Haram in the last week.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:36 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 13, 2015 03:36 PM (WNERA)
REPORT: Ft. Hood officials looking into death of soldier who was self-monitoring for Ebola after returning from Africa - @StripesDCchief
TheBlazeNOW @TheBlazeNOW 17m17 minutes ago
MORE: The soldier, recently in West Africa, was found in pool of vomit near Ft. Hood prompting the Ebola concerns: http://usat.ly/1BXRogB
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 03:36 PM (ZPrif)
so funny
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:34 PM (IXrOn)
Haha, that's a great one! And then the other episode when Ruxin sees his dad's (Jeff Goldblum) vinegar strokes with Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2015 03:37 PM (659DL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2015 03:37 PM (DXzRD)
Including the Holocaust Museum shooter, and fans of Karl Marx.
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:37 PM (MMC8r)
No, but Harf IS the sound a Klingon makes when vomiting.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2015 03:37 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:38 PM (nqBYe)
**********
to be fair, there were some white supremacist murders but the SPLC and their slander pals didn't count anything as prog or islamic.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 13, 2015 03:38 PM (pofbO)
And "Christian" too, b/c "every criminal in America not identified as Muslim" defaults to "Christian".
It's in the AP stylebook.
Ok, I may have made that last part up. Sort of.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:39 PM (/jpU8)
I assume that a wrap for this thread then?
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2015 03:39 PM (sjdRT)
any stories about "Christian terrorists" killing people. Even the person
who bombed that abortion clinic pre-911 didn't kill anybody as I
recall.
Exactly. Never heard of a killer yelling "Thanks be to Christ!!" while they shot up the place.
It's always the case where they find some tenuous connection to Christianity in the person's background and say, "See!?! Rightwing fanatic!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:39 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 03:39 PM (oDCMR)
Seems there were no rules of engagement.
When we play for realzies, there won't be any. Guaranteed.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:39 PM (hAdu/)
see aospades teach me new stuff.
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:38 PM (nqBYe)
cashew face makes me lmao
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:39 PM (IXrOn)
Major Hassan
Chris Dorner
Joseph Stack
Moh'med Reza Taheriazar
Hesham Mohamed Hadayet
Ali Muh'mad Brown
Sulejman Talovic
Amy Bishop
James Lee
Beltway Snipers
Floyd Lee Corkins
Loughner
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 13, 2015 03:39 PM (pofbO)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (TPjwz)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (nqBYe)
You're not getting all your news from Stephen Colbert and that Markos thing.
Posted by: HR at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (MMC8r)
Aaaaaaah! That's a sexface!
Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (ynEMp)
Well, now you're just being unhelpful.
/
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (/jpU8)
The unit returned around the 7th. The soldier was on emergency leave, thus not in quarantine at North Ft Hood, but at his apt in Killeen.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (OsWis)
any stories about "Christian terrorists" killing people. Even the person
who bombed that abortion clinic pre-911 didn't kill anybody as I
recall.
Exactly. Never heard of a killer yelling "Thanks be to Christ!!" while they shot up the place.
It's always the case where they find some tenuous connection to Christianity in the person's background and say, "See!?! Rightwing fanatic!!"
-----------------------------
So what did Jesus say as he was throwing the moneylenders out of the temple?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (oDCMR)
Seems there were no rules of engagement.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 13, 2015 03:36 PM (WNERA)
I saw that movie, regrettably. I think spit was a rule of engagement.
Posted by: I wish I could quit you at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (vgIRn)
Probably a ploy to prove he's insane.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 13, 2015 03:40 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:41 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 03:36 PM (ZPrif)
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What it really sounds like is death due to aspiration of his own vomit. Probably drunk. Yeah, soldiers get drunk when they get home from a combat tour.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:41 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 13, 2015 03:41 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:41 PM (+pzpw)
And within 24 hours it dissappears down the memory hole because Laughner wasn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:41 PM (hAdu/)
so funny
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:34 PM (IXrOn)
Haha, that's a great one! And then the other episode when Ruxin sees his dad's (Jeff Goldblum) vinegar strokes with Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2015 03:37 PM (659DL)
ahaha
yea, I love that show
men.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (OsWis)
Current AG Kamala Harris is running (I think).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (ABcz/)
nicely tatsty curved cheekbones?
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Uh....yeah. let's go with that.
Posted by: The Umpteenth Imam at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:41 PM (+pzpw)
Hey, hey you do in your bedroom is your business.
Posted by: Heralder at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Monk Ezekiel at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (5voqw)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: HR at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (nqBYe)
Make-um proof of tatanka hunter.
Posted by: Elizabeth Three Wolf Moon Warren at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (vgIRn)
Get out of here b4 I kick your ass?
Close enough?
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (nqBYe)
My God, noooo! Never google anything you read at the HQ, willow! That way madness lies!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (IXrOn)
Not kidding. Kinda hard to win when even the concept of doing so is officially verboten.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (noWW6)
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2015/01/13/ kamala-harris-california-senate-boxer/21685953/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (ABcz/)
When I was a kid, one of my schools used to be a military stockade, with all the bars, etc.
I see a future like my childhood ahead.
Posted by: Neo at January 13, 2015 03:45 PM (75C2c)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 13, 2015 03:45 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:45 PM (/jpU8)
Um.
"But first, you will..."
Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2015 03:46 PM (noWW6)
...but he couldn't shoot his way through an unarmed security guard?
Posted by: HR at January 13, 2015 03:46 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (OsWis)
-----------------------------------------
Barky said they were sent there to combat Ebola.
Okay. At the very least, it was a hardship tour.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:46 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:46 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 03:46 PM (ZPrif)
The glasses can't hide her self-loathing.
She is insane.
I mean, over and over these Islamic guys fuck shit up, and they are completely going the other way, and ignoring it, and even seemingly helping it happen.
But sure, Obama probably isn't a Muslim, and he never heard that psycho Wright scream about White People.
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at January 13, 2015 03:46 PM (cNiT0)
In a way this might be good. As in the sooner it burns the sooner it is out.
They simply aren't smart enough to avoid the flames.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (WNERA)
But.... you're a macaw
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (3ZtZW)
I thought that they were going after gun manufacturers. Are they also going after the school district?
Posted by: The Umpteenth Imam at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (Spluw)
Of course, one cannot discharge a firearm in an office park.
I haz a sad.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (7ObY1)
Ok, that may have been a bit generous.
Posted by: Penfold at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (Fbt5B)
You went to school in Leavenworth? Wow.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (nqBYe)
I can't wait for this Big Glasses on little women face thing ends.
It just look ridiculous.
Anti-smart.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (IXrOn)
Stay out of perversity to hope to learn what cashew face is.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2015 03:30 PM (JtwS4)
Come on Bandersnatch.
Break Rules For Morons Number One.
You want to.
You know you want to.
Doooooo iiiiiiiitttttt.
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Pedophile Mohamed at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (WGm5T)
But yeah, drunk soldiers at Ft Hood is a common enough thing.
I'm just wondering when he left Liberia for emergency leave.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (OsWis)
Is it ok to picture Marie in your mind's eye writhing and wriggling with her pocket rocket buzzing away on that muff?
She'd be kind cute, I think.
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (cNiT0)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (vgIRn)
They're suing everyone and everything. You're about to be served, BTW.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (+pzpw)
Posted by: avi at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (viqX2)
Posted by: Norwegian Hockey Player at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (7ObY1)
Molly Line is hotter than both of them.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:44 PM (7ObY1)
Sandra Smith. Those eyes. mmmmm *stares off dreamily.
Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (659DL)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (wtvvX)
-------------------------------
End Times. Check in on the Cats and Dogs.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (oDCMR)
Well, that explains why fewer and fewer males are posting regularly then...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: The Umpteenth Imam at January 13, 2015 03:47 PM (Spluw)
They'll probably sue the glassmakers now, since glass is brittle. Someone must pay.
Posted by: Heralder at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (CMkNk)
Oh yeah! Double S is teh hotness.
Best eyes this side of Harris Faulkner.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (7ObY1)
I can't speak for all of The Horde's lawyers, but I'd really like five minutes alone with the scum who are advising these parents, and a pencil.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (vJ+cI)
Posted by: Ambassador Stephens at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (LoIJo)
I thought that they were going after gun manufacturers. Are they also going after the school district?
What about the glass manufacturers? And glaziers?
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (MMC8r)
google "cashew boobs"
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (+pzpw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (JtwS4)
They're starving and desperate. Snow covering all the food.
The deer try to eat the landscaping in front of the offices, which usually just makes 'em leave heaps of deer puke outside our door.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:52 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (nqBYe)
Omg!
*throws self in front of willow*
All y'all stop corrupting willow!
Bad Horde! *smacks Horde on nose with rolled up newspaper* Bad!
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:52 PM (mf5HN)
Current AG Kamala Harris is running (I think).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:42 PM (ABcz/)
She conspired with Moonbeam and that judge to kill off Prop. 8 (the Gay marriage ban).
She is also trying to stop the Federal courts from turning California from "may issue" CCW to "shall issue" CCW.
Steyer is looking very hard at a run, and I don't think former L.A. Mayor Vilaragossa or current L.A. Mayor Garcetti have ruled it out yet.
Former Lt. Gov. and current Congressman Garamendi, as well as microphone fellatio aficionado and current Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsome have both said they won't run.
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2015 03:52 PM (0Ew3K)
Best eyes this side of Harris Faulkner.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 13, 2015 03:50 PM (7ObY1)
harris was great this past weekend. Her statement against the terrorists should put her in primetime.
Posted by: avi at January 13, 2015 03:52 PM (viqX2)
Posted by: willow at January 13, 2015 03:49 PM (nqBYe)
bent and striated?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:52 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at January 13, 2015 03:52 PM (cNiT0)
Come on Bandersnatch.
Break Rules For Morons Number One.
You want to.
You know you want to.
Doooooo iiiiiiiitttttt.
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (mf5HN)
Don't do it, Bander! There are brighter skies than these!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 13, 2015 03:52 PM (4df7R)
It's not even in Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (JtwS4)
Dude. That's. Dude.
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:53 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: David Carradine at January 13, 2015 03:53 PM (LoIJo)
Started and run by Democrats. Robert Byrd, Grand Beagle.
Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 03:53 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 13, 2015 03:53 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 13, 2015 03:53 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (+pzpw)
eh? o_O
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:54 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 13, 2015 03:54 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 03:54 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Stu-22 at January 13, 2015 03:54 PM (RMOpc)
Birdman flopped big.
Exodus flopped.
The Gambler is flopping."
And I had read yesterday that the ridiculous hagiography _Selma_ isn't ringing up the numbers either.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2015 03:54 PM (noWW6)
Point of Order: The "Continue Reading" button doesn't open to anything. I feel cheated. I request my membership dues be refunded.
Posted by: Meric1837 at January 13, 2015 03:55 PM (yrsus)
You know that's just going to turn them on, right?
Posted by: HR at January 13, 2015 03:55 PM (ZKzrr)
http://tinyurl.com/msyqclo
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 13, 2015 03:55 PM (0FSuD)
Yeah, 'cause there's a wave of that these days too.
Remember the vid of those guys in trucks driving thru NYC shouting "white power" n' stuff? Giving "white power" salutes in front of Philly voting booths?
Good times, good times...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 13, 2015 03:56 PM (/jpU8)
Birdman flopped big.
Was it expected to do well? I saw it on the art house circuit.
Quirky, interesting, not great. Fantastic Edward Norton performance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2015 03:56 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at January 13, 2015 03:56 PM (cNiT0)
Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2015 03:56 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 03:56 PM (ABcz/)
It's because you racist wingnut throw backs aren't listening to me.
See the movie Selma to prove you are not a racist.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 13, 2015 03:56 PM (XzRw1)
Armstrong, who correctly predicted the 1987 Black Monday crash as well as the 1998 Russian financial collapse, writes that, "They are using this latest event precisely as they used 911 to strip us of all rights."
Posted by: Neo at January 13, 2015 03:56 PM (jCwj+)
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:51 PM (MMC8r)
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Nope. Architects and building contractors is where the money is. It's all about the money now.
Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2015 03:57 PM (qbgxo)
Selma is doing okay, but I think it might have peaked and will drop off sharply.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:57 PM (+pzpw)
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Because the SCOAMF is a Muslim(-sypmathizer) communist and wants to destroy this country as it currently exists. Which we've all known since 2008.
Posted by: Stu-22 at January 13, 2015 03:57 PM (RMOpc)
It's almost like people don't want to leave their warm comfy homes to surround themselves with jerks chatting on their cell phones and drop $20 to be preached at.
Have schools started busing kids to matinees yet? Worked for Spike Lee's Malcolm X.
Posted by: HR at January 13, 2015 03:57 PM (ZKzrr)
what's a Sexface?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:02 PM (IXrOn)
I don't know about the rest of Teh Horde, but my definition of a Sexface is one where it makes me want to scream "Fuck You" at the owner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2015 03:58 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Jukin at January 13, 2015 03:58 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 03:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:58 PM (+pzpw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2015 03:59 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 03:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: HR at January 13, 2015 03:55 PM (ZKzrr)
Yeah. I thought of that afterwards.
Posted by: alexthechick - aboniation at January 13, 2015 03:59 PM (mf5HN)
mohameds to blame
you give izlam
a bad name
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Omg ong can I tweet that? Pretty pls, Bon Jihadi?
Posted by: @votermom at January 13, 2015 03:59 PM (cbfNE)
Corn fed gams on her...my favorite, healthy girl.
/raises stein
To sturdy-legged women!
Cheers!
Posted by: Hillary at January 13, 2015 03:59 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 03:59 PM (IXrOn)
Harf, harf, harf, harf, harf harf, harf!
Posted by: Hair-lipped Lap-dog. at January 13, 2015 04:00 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 13, 2015 04:00 PM (IXrOn)
Gee, with the constant race-baiting flooding the news over the past few years with Trayvon, Michael Brown, etc. . Is it any wonder that people don't want more of the same from their entertainment?
Also seems like Hollywood has increased the number of these types of movies lately - 12 Years a Slave, The Butler, The Help, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 04:00 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2015 04:01 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at January 13, 2015 04:01 PM (0HooB)
Ok I thought it was actually that he had gone to a Christian run school and that he had his religion listed as Muslim.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 03:43 PM (z/Ubi)
Not what I read long ago.
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 04:01 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2015 04:01 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 04:01 PM (ZPrif)
http://tinyurl.com/ogdmopa
Posted by: Joanne at January 13, 2015 04:02 PM (qbNX7)
Posted by: Mr. Costanza Defense at January 13, 2015 04:02 PM (ZPrif)
Also seems like Hollywood has increased the number of these types of movies lately - 12 Years a Slave, The Butler, The Help, etc.
They make them for Obama to watch.
Posted by: --- at January 13, 2015 04:03 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2015 04:03 PM (z/Ubi)
Hum?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2015 04:04 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2015 04:04 PM (KBIDy)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2015 04:04 PM (KBIDy)
Ya don't see to many of us in the NBA now a days do ya? Racism!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2015 04:05 PM (Zmw74)
Because they haven't given her an Oscar yet!!!
Racist oppressors!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2015 04:05 PM (ABcz/)
Selma is doing okay, but I think it might have peaked and will drop off sharply.
Posted by: Soothsayer And The Mysterious Zionist Plot at January 13, 2015 03:57 PM (+pzpw)
The post I read/linked this morning said it was on its way to being a flop.
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2015 04:06 PM (wlDny)
Even if Harf was 9, I wouldn't put my "goat stick" in her.
Posted by: The Pedophile Mohamed at January 13, 2015 03:48 PM (WGm5T)
......................
But would you grab her arm and try to slobber in her ear?
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at January 13, 2015 04:07 PM (wAQA5)
Before this round of movies, there were earlier rounds in which Hollywood spent years carefully preparing the way for the rise of an Obama figure.
Stop me if you've heard this one before:
Older white male authority figure makes a hash of things. Disaster looms. Oh noes! Fortunately, by the luck of the draw, a hip younger black man is there to step in and save the day. Tossing off pointed one-liners as he does. Succeeding in style.
Unfortunately, in reality, with the hip younger black guy in the top slot, damn near everything has gotten worse. Often much worse. So that particular stock plot isn't going to fly any more.
That's why Hollyweird are now back to "lingering poisonous racist legacy of the past" as the primary stock plot. To explain why the hip younger black guy didn't live up to his advance billing. The cards were stacked against him from the start. YT made it impossible for him to succeed.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 13, 2015 04:08 PM (noWW6)
How can these people constantly be on the wrong side of history? After being bitch slapped so often, you'd think they'd get a clue.
Posted by: Mike at January 13, 2015 04:08 PM (qjkdi)
Howevah. I would not touch Harf with a 10-foot pole. Not only is there something odd about her looks--what a friend of mine used to call "Raisin-Push Face"--but she'd surely be a complete pain in the ass.
Posted by: jakeman at January 13, 2015 04:09 PM (Wq40h)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 04:10 PM (oDCMR)
box office news:
Birdman flopped big.
Exodus flopped.
The Gambler is flopping.
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Any news on 'Inherent Vice'? It actually looked interesting.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 13, 2015 04:19 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 13, 2015 04:59 PM (4S7hN)
Posted by: Hamilton at January 13, 2015 05:15 PM (Fxl3d)
Dunno...is it the mass murder or the racist hostage-taking?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 13, 2015 05:24 PM (/Ho8c)
Barry attended both a state and a Catholic school whee he had instruction in Islam.
Now what is interesting is, at that time, foreigners, were not allowed to attend Indonesian schools. Whether that meant he had an Indonesian passport or parents just slipped the registrar some cash is unknown.
I live in Indonesia, and have been in and of here since 1961.
There is enough bad stuff on this guy that it is to necessary to pass around myths the Left will gleefully debunk.
I suspect Soetoro's Islamophilia derives from Leftist indoctrination. He's really no different from most academics and mediatards in this
Posted by: Patrick Stei at January 14, 2015 02:17 AM (7yEdg)
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