Je Suis Empty Hashtag

The Obama Administration wasn't completely absent in Paris; they did send along a high-level #Hashtag delegations.


Posted by: Ace at 12:47 PM




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1 O.M.G/

Posted by: HH at January 12, 2015 12:48 PM (Ce4DF)

2 They expand the horizons of "fuck me runnin' yougottabefukkinkiddinme".

Posted by: maddogg at January 12, 2015 12:49 PM (xWW96)

3 Je Suis SCOAMF

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 12, 2015 12:49 PM (+v40j)

4 Smart Power in action.

Weep for our once mighty nation.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2015 12:50 PM (2ruKl)

5 Social media will be the death of us.

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 12, 2015 12:50 PM (EQcfE)

6 Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?

But........
The future does not belong to those who insult the Prophet Moehoward.

Posted by: RolandTHTG at January 12, 2015 12:50 PM (QM5S2)

7 Isn't Technology FUCKIN' WONNERFUL?? You can pretend to care- REMOTELY - with just a handful of keystrokes.

Fuckin' Technology, eh?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 12, 2015 12:50 PM (scgac)

8 Flaunting our shallowness for all the world to mock.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 12, 2015 12:50 PM (/Ho8c)

9 Oh for crying out loud.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 12:51 PM (FsuaD)

10 It's not a serious hashtagging without a scowly faced Michelle.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 12, 2015 12:51 PM (JtwS4)

11 She probably didn't replace the toner cartridge she used up with her stupid f'ing "signs", either.

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 12, 2015 12:51 PM (l2max)

12 Most pathetic excuse for an administration in history. They just phone it in. I can hardly wait to see how history judges the laziest administrationever.

Posted by: maddogg at January 12, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)

13 "I'm really sorry about your bad luck, but don't care enough to even send a Hallmark greeting card."

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 12, 2015 12:52 PM (/Ho8c)

14 Now witness the power of this fully operational Presidential approved hash tag.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at January 12, 2015 12:52 PM (RFeQD)

15 Wonder how bad it would have been had we fought World War II with hashtags.

Posted by: The Inglorious Basterd at January 12, 2015 12:53 PM (ZfC/B)

16 I thought da Zero would show up at the rally just to get himself a selfie marching in Queer Parie.

Posted by: maddogg at January 12, 2015 12:53 PM (xWW96)

17 Expecting anything worth a shit from president grifter is a fools game.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2015 12:53 PM (FMbng)

18 Je Suis Empty Hashtag



#

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 12:54 PM (44Kmm)

19 #OneHundredNaziScalps
#OneThousandISISBeards

Posted by: The Inglorious Basterd at January 12, 2015 12:54 PM (ZfC/B)

20 #YoSoyCharlie

Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 12, 2015 12:54 PM (GuwT9)

21 #WeAreTrivial

Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2015 12:54 PM (6um35)

22

Hash tags???? In my day we called them "poundsigns". And before that we played tic-tac-toe on that shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2015 12:55 PM (NaV4z)

23 Complete with empathetic head-tilt.
#WINNING!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 12:55 PM (ABcz/)

24 Israel hating scrunt.

Posted by: Garrett at January 12, 2015 12:55 PM (5LKFV)

25 The girls we hashtagged to bring back are still gone. Boko Haram murdered another bunch. Does this scrunt have no shame, no moral compass, or both.

Posted by: ejo at January 12, 2015 12:55 PM (rsGj7)

26 Speechless...I'm...words fail me.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2015 12:55 PM (08Znv)

27 Well then it's quite fitting the terrorist took over CENTCOM's twitter.

I feel like I'm living in a William Gibson novel.

Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2015 12:55 PM (MYCIw)

28 If we had hashtags during WWII, at least we'd have a record of all the high-level American's that thought Hitler was just dreamy.

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 12, 2015 12:55 PM (l2max)

29 As bad as it is (the snub of the French), they couldn't even send someone high-level over to the DC event, or couldn't even just set up a Jumbotron for Obama to appear on. Heck, he could have had one in Paris and offered his apologies LIVE, as if he cared. It seems to me, if I worked for Obama, who is lazy and hateful, I would have suggested the Jumbotron.

Posted by: Baldy at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (+35FH)

30 wow. I haven't been this proud of my country since the moon landings.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (pofbO)

31 Most pathetic excuse for an administration in history. They just phone it in.



And got a "Cannot complete the call as dialed" this last time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (44Kmm)

32 Nope...gotta admit.

I didn't see this one coming.

I thought of many things that this administration might do.
But.....this wasn't one of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (wvEfm)

33 Dumbshit also tweeted this:

>>Extremely powerful sights from Paris today as hundreds of thousands gather in unity and defiance following terror attacks.

So...the position of the Administration is that it was a meaningful and powerful gathering that they didn't think was meaningful and so didn't send anyone.

Okay.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (0xTsz)

34
Please correct me if I am wrong but didn't Obama blow off the anniversary of D-Day?

Posted by: booter at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (XZCy1)

35 Fucking pitiful.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (+v40j)

36 #wedontgiveafuck

Posted by: mohammad raped children at January 12, 2015 12:56 PM (XzRw1)

37 If this were actually important there would have been a Rose Garden ceremony.

Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl's parents at January 12, 2015 12:57 PM (JtwS4)

38 #EmptyGesturesRule!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 12:57 PM (ABcz/)

39 Death by a thousand hashtags

Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2015 12:57 PM (fWLrt)

40 #speechcodesarefreedom

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 12, 2015 12:57 PM (oDCMR)

41 Excuse me, #Dumbshit, I meant to say.

Now my words carry EXTRA meaning!

I mean #EXTRA meaning.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 12, 2015 12:57 PM (0xTsz)

42
"We don't care? It took an entire ink jet cartridge just to print those black backgrounds. You know how much HP reams you for refills? Huh?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 12:57 PM (kdS6q)

43 #fcukitIgotnuthin'

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2015 12:57 PM (knoK7)

44 Every fuckin putz in this Admin is a useless fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 12:58 PM (Zmw74)

45 #bringbackourballs

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 12:58 PM (/jpU8)

46 Dear Samantha,

So pathetic. Why not just fax it in? It serves the same purpose. You're telling them world you don't care enough to be there in person. Holder was in there in France!?! Why didn't he, at least, participate?

Posted by: fluke_boy at January 12, 2015 12:58 PM (jqe5A)

47 #scoamf

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 12:58 PM (FsuaD)

48 Hey, they DID use a lot of toner on those print-outs, so back off, haters!!

#WeCouldHavePrintedBlackTextButWeDidntSoThatMeansWeCareSoShutUp

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 12, 2015 12:58 PM (jjaLl)

49 Are there any attractive people in the current administration?

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2015 12:58 PM (mVv5B)

50 >>
If this were actually important there would have been a Rose Garden ceremony.

Yep. Or maybe even a quickie press statement from the golf club.

This is an intentional snub, the complete silence from Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 12:58 PM (ABcz/)

51

Good God.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (IXrOn)

52 Range time people. Good for the battered soul and muscle memory too!

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (+v40j)

53 49
Are there any attractive people in the current administration?



They're Progs. So, no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (FsuaD)

54 #howboutthosepackers

Posted by: mohammad raped children at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (XzRw1)

55 @46

You'd think Holder would have been there, a black man was gunned down by white cops after all.

Posted by: Chupacabras at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (l2max)

56

Je Suis Without Words

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (IXrOn)

57 while it was disgraceful for obama not to attend, since some of the victims were Jewish, and he is the most anti-semitic president in our history, part of me is happy he wasn't there.

Posted by: avi at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (viqX2)

58 What's a "fax"?

/our betters

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (/jpU8)

59 Problem solved.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Samantha Power at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (5UYtO)

60 Are there any attractive people in the current administration?

Apparently you don't read women's fashion magazines?
I am a fashion icon, serf!!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (ABcz/)

61 All your Tweets are belong to us! -ISIS

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (2cS/G)

62 I once wondered if there was anything that was less that worthless.

I wonder no more. That imbecilic Tweet appears to be it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (0HooB)

63 You would think law of averages that someone would be hot. But no.

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (mVv5B)

64 Abbie Hoffman might as well be President

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (Zmw74)

65 I am down for the struggle. If somebody texts me it's location I'll tell my chauffeur to do a drive-by for a quick-selfie with the crowd.

Posted by: Samantha Power at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (1BQGO)

66 The office of POTUS is populated with giants. But there are dwarves there too, I think da Zero will do well to count as the lone shithouse rat.

Posted by: maddogg at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (xWW96)

67 #BringBackOurDignity

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 01:01 PM (FsuaD)

68 JE SWEE CHARLIE?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 12, 2015 01:01 PM (vgIRn)

69 Our thoughts remain w. our French friends at this brutal time

"brutal time" ?

More illiterate word salad from our Betters (tm).

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2015 01:01 PM (c3xwz)

70 official CENTCOM twitter and youtube account hacked

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 12, 2015 01:01 PM (RLdcX)

71 You would think law of averages that someone would be hot. But no.
Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2015 01:00 PM (mVv5B)

Some of their hollywood lackeys are I guess, not that I could get it up for any of them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 01:01 PM (Zmw74)

72 Two more years, people. Two more years.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2015 01:01 PM (qbgxo)

73 My god, it's the being there Presidency.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (NFDop)

74 Unfortunately for the rest of us, this lying worthless traitorous administration knows its base voters very well.

The dummy hipsters with their little beards and jaunty hats, the chubby girls with their tats and piercings, the bicycle-riding in the snow morons, they love this hashtag crap.

A hashtag means something has been done and you can swipe to the next screen.

Posted by: Boots at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (l9mF2)

75
So..... a tweet that screams "Lookit me .... lookit me.... seeeee how compassionate and evolved and progressive I am" replete with a "placard" printed on recycled 8-1/2 x 11 paper sized bumpersticker in black and white

..... replaces a personal note and gesture of condolence.

If THAT is todays etiquette for "paying condolences".... call me old school.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (NaV4z)

76 Shallow and juvenile.

Posted by: Pat at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (qYUeR)

77

Je Suis Banging My Head Against a Wall

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (IXrOn)

78 #nood

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (FsuaD)

79 The really scary part is that she believes with all of her being that #hastag diplomacy really works. And you are never going to convince her that it doesn't.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (4oSLk)

80
Je Suis Without Words
Posted by: artisanal 'ette




Je Suis dans le Creek Merde sans le Paddle

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 12, 2015 01:02 PM (kdS6q)

81 I drive 16 hours- 8 hours down and 8 hours back- to serve this nation and all these dumb fucks can do is tweet a fuckin picture?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (Zmw74)

82 >>You would think law of averages that someone would be hot. But no.

Some have suggested that it's not correlation, but causation.

Those who aren't, lean toward the "it's not fair, someone should do something about it" camp.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (0xTsz)

83 Must be the government cutting back and saving money.

/s

Posted by: brak at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (Tj+s6)

84

I bet they spent hours (half time, truth be told) on various iterations of that one tweet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (IXrOn)

85 If we ever hit Ctrl-Alt-Del on this Republic, I propose making use of social media in any form whatsoever a capital offense. Right along with saying "It's for the children!", prepending any adjective whatsoever to "justice," or being convicted of being an "activist." Probably a few more that I'll think of later.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)

86 JE SWEE CHARLIE?


Toot suite!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (44Kmm)

87 In the middle of Obama's speech on cybersecurity, ISIS has hacked CENTCOM.

Posted by: Bruno Clavelier at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (e8kgV)

88 74,75,76

Good summary of the present power structure...

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 12, 2015 01:03 PM (/jpU8)

89 Mean. Girls. Administration.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 12, 2015 01:04 PM (mf5HN)

90 They should be holding signs that say "Je suis dumbshit."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 12, 2015 01:04 PM (oKE6c)

91 >>Are there any attractive people in the current administration?

*Ahem*

http://www.vogue.com/865192/ samantha-power-americas-ambassador-to-the-un/

http://www.vogue.com/865252/ michelle-obama-leading-by-example/

And all the right NYC'ers think former SoS aid Huma Abedin is impeccable:
http://www.vogue.com/865238/ hillarys-secret-weapon-huma-abedin/

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2015 01:04 PM (ABcz/)

92


#IGotARock

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 01:04 PM (IXrOn)

93 while it was disgraceful for obama not to attend, since some of the victims were Jewish, and he is the most anti-semitic president in our history, part of me is happy he wasn't there.
Posted by: avi at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (viqX2)


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Dear Leader completes the set. Woodrow Wilson, FDR, and now, Hussein Ohbama.

Posted by: Soona at January 12, 2015 01:05 PM (qbgxo)

94

They should be holding signs that say "Je suis with dumbshit."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 12, 2015 01:04 PM (oKE6c)


fify

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 12, 2015 01:05 PM (IXrOn)

95 But they were playoff games!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 12, 2015 01:05 PM (XUKZU)

96 while it was disgraceful for obama not to attend, since some of the victims were Jewish, and he is the most anti-semitic president in our history, part of me is happy he wasn't there.
Posted by: avi at January 12, 2015 12:59 PM (viqX2)


Amen to that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2015 01:05 PM (Zmw74)

97 In solidarity with the French people and the victims, I will be drinking more wine while wearing my beret. I assure you the message will not be lost on the Islamic activists.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 12, 2015 01:06 PM (1BQGO)

98 bow before the power of the octothorpe

Posted by: Tmitsss at January 12, 2015 01:08 PM (1XLy8)

99
Knock it off haters..... Hallmark DOES have a card for every occasion... but they were out of "Sorry My Muslim Bretheren Whacked 12 of Your Peeps" cards.

#BestWeCouldDo

Posted by: Samantha Powers at January 12, 2015 01:08 PM (NaV4z)

100 It is very impressive how the Obama administration uses social media to get their message out. Of course, the extremists mock this effort because they're stuck in 1950.

As a Republican, it was embarrassing that no one in the Bush administration appeared to understand social media.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 12, 2015 01:09 PM (Ks4nX)

101 So pathetic. It would've been a step up to go to the CVS and pick out a card.

Posted by: Terri at January 12, 2015 01:10 PM (bpemY)

102 They misread the Je Suis Charlie slogan as Jesus and Charlie. They couldn't figure out what that JesusCharlie thing meant, but they quickly dismissed anything with the word Jesus in it. They probably figured some cartoonist named Charlie was getting Baptized or something.

Posted by: Havedash at January 12, 2015 01:13 PM (gvqyH)

103 Pajama diplomacy.

Posted by: jwpaine at January 12, 2015 01:14 PM (a3NCX)

104 I f--king hate the people running this country.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 12, 2015 01:16 PM (Q52VH)

105 Gee. All the gravitas that our finest 13-year olds could come up with . .

Posted by: Persnickety at January 12, 2015 01:17 PM (FGHgV)

106
Via executive order, I decree that "Freedom Fries" will once again be called "French Fries" in the Congressional commissary.

Posted by: King Putt at January 12, 2015 01:18 PM (6n332)

107 correct me if I am wrong, but did Samantha even bother to take off her coat before the picture was taken?

I guess they at least didn't snap the pics while downing a miller lite watching the Packers play.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 12, 2015 01:34 PM (pofbO)

108 PAID condolences, Sammy? Who paid you?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at January 12, 2015 01:35 PM (R+h7Q)

109 #sniff

Posted by: Crying Boner at January 12, 2015 01:36 PM (IsdBe)

110 Hanging out with French guys is gay, no?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 12, 2015 01:51 PM (oDCMR)

111 I mean, I'm well known for being a bit bitchy towards the frogs since 2001. Actually, since 1986 I've been less than complimentary towards the fucking French. Now, I've bought several of them beers since they were visiting and all. Even SPOKE to one who admitted he was a God-damned to Hell Socialist - but I was a gracious host and covered his round.

But generally I've been rather rude to the Land Of The Franks itself - but even I think this is too petty for words. This is shameful.

This lessens us.

I'd be the first to roll my eyes as "La Marseillaise" plays, but this was the act of a walking stack of shit and his bootlicking followers.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 12, 2015 02:05 PM (scgac)

112 Oh, and she's got puppy-dog eyes. "I'm sooooo sorry."

Posted by: m at January 12, 2015 02:13 PM (rn/hC)

113 Sweet Jesus, our juvenile so-called leaders are pathetic in the extreme.

I gasped when I saw this picture. I thought it was a couple of high school kids.

Posted by: PJ at January 12, 2015 02:50 PM (cHuNI)

114 >>>21 #WeAreTrivial
Posted by: MTF at January 12, 2015 12:54 PM (6um35)

Love this.

Posted by: m at January 12, 2015 02:55 PM (rn/hC)

115 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 12, 2015 09:44 PM (GEvG9)

116 Thank you to a commentary at Weasel Zipper who asks the best question of the day: RE WH official reason we had no official P or VP.... If security surrounding Zero must absolutely be SO tight he could never go to this march, what happened to this extreme security need in South Africa, re the phoney sign language hacker two feet away from him on that stage?

Posted by: Disgusted Big Time at January 12, 2015 10:48 PM (59jdD)

117 Since 'find on page' showed nothing:

Credit'
due to another blog poster at JustOneMinute, 'Danube on iPad'...

#Je suis Charlie Martel.

http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2015/01/lafayette-we-are-not-here.html

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