Feel Good Story: Muslim African American Hid the Thirty Jews in the Freezer at the Hyper Casher, Saved Their Lives

This African American man, as Chris Cuomo knows him, was kind of like the Oscar Schindler of Vincennes. (Oscar Schindler was a German American who spirited Jewish Americans out of Germany-America.)


Lassana, employed by the Hyper Casher where a hostage situation occurred Friday, had had the reflex to hide his customers from the armed terrorist. Hiding them had permitted the escape from Amedy Coulibaly.

He introduces himself as being a "Mali Muslim," as was Amedy Coulibaly. Confronted by the heavily-armed terrorist in the kosher supermarket where he worked, Lassana acted only on reflex: Helping the hostages to find a safe place. The customers were stuffed down, via a trap door, in the basement. "When they got down on the fly," explained the employee of Hyper Casher to [a french TV station], "I opened the door to the freezer. There were man people who had come back [into the freezer] with me. I turned out the light, I turned off the freezer."

Among the frightened customers, a man found himself there with "a two-year old baby," said Lassana. He was actually a baby of three and a half years, who accompanied his father. "When I had turned off the freezer, I had put them inside, I closed the door, I said: "Remain calm, here, I will get you out." "When they were out, they congratulated me, they thanked me," recounted humbly this young man.

Here is uncensored (unpaused) video of Coulibaly getting shot to shit. Turns out, that running guy (of course) was the terrorist; that dude who told me he wasn't was all wet.

Anyway, dude gets seriously wasted here.


Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM




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1 We are all African Americans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2015 12:07 PM (4IFRz)

2 I don't know what to make of this.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:07 PM (XzRw1)

3 This is a fundamental stomp.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2015 12:08 PM (z27Ny)

4 The video paused.

Maybe I should get "offended" offended over censorship.

Posted by: fluffy at January 10, 2015 12:10 PM (Ua6T/)

5 Will Hollande make this African-American disappear?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:10 PM (XzRw1)

6 Saturday morning pushing threads down like a fat kid with a bag of candy.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (bWGM5)

7 There is one of the moderate muslims, I guess. Good for him, wish his type were more influential.

As my Dad says, nobody is as good or as evil as his philosophy or religion would have him be.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (vXIsS)

8 African American in Paris Ace?

Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (wlDny)

9 It's still paused but I think I saw another dude get hit in the background before the running dude came out.

Posted by: The Inglorious Basterd at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (ZfC/B)

10 Heard one counter terror / special operations guy on fox basically say the rescue/assault on the market was a cluster truck . The reports indicate the four hostages killed were killed by the terrorist . He said we will probably never know for sure.

I have no clue if he's right but it did kind of look like a science from the Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (3jmxp)

11 ACE STOMP

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (rwI+c)

12 Wait. A kosher market in France employed an African-American Mali-French muslim? Where does Al Sharpton fit into this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (4IFRz)

13 How long will this courageous man be safe from fellow Muslims in Paris who are just not happy with what he did?

God help and protect him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (DXzRD)

14 Still looking for that unpaused video...

Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2015 12:12 PM (MNq6o)

15 African American in Paris Ace?

They're everywhere!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 10, 2015 12:12 PM (Ua6T/)

16 Science = Scene

Auto correct with bad rescue attempt.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 10, 2015 12:13 PM (3jmxp)

17 Come for the savings! Stay for the freezer!

Posted by: Hyper Casher at January 10, 2015 12:13 PM (gwG9s)

18 Hoorah for this guy named.........."Lasagna."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 12:13 PM (NoB6A)

19 The boss is here. I'll put my thread back in draft for the moment and bring it out later.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 10, 2015 12:14 PM (KAmzK)

20 Here's the video unpaused and slowmo'd as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nwVWw6vyc


Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2015 12:14 PM (MNq6o)

21 Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2015 12:12 PM (MNq6o)

LiveLeak had the unpaused one yesterday...maybe they still do.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2015 12:14 PM (Zu3d9)

22 How long will this courageous man be safe from fellow Muslims in Paris who are just not happy with what he did?

We need to offer him asylum, and the 2nd Al-Sisi Brass Balls award as well.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2015 12:15 PM (4nR9/)

23 >>Where does Al Sharpton fit into this?
Posted by: Cicero

Don't know, but it's without his Viagra.

Posted by: Aviator at January 10, 2015 12:15 PM (3rrMW)

24 Thin veneer,

Here is my take. This man was already quite brave to work for a Jewish grocer and had already proven just by working there that he placed basic humanity above anything his religion said.

When faced with an ultimate challenge between religion and being a decent human being, he had no problem with fighting to save the innocent people in the store.

There will always be those who are able to put their personal sense of right and wrong above any religious teaching, and I very much hope there are more men like him in the world willing to stand up and say that they are not simply pawns in a death cult's army.

Posted by: Lauren at January 10, 2015 12:15 PM (MYCIw)

25 Yep, they added a pause in the video. Alas. Wouldn't have bothered me at all to see the particulars of that African-non-American getting turned into tartare.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 10, 2015 12:15 PM (vd4oB)

26 I see a niche market for armored freezers in Europe.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:16 PM (XzRw1)

27 We need to offer him asylum, and the 2nd Al-Sisi Brass Balls award as well.

Denied!

Now watch this drive...

Posted by: Barry the Reconciler at January 10, 2015 12:17 PM (Ua6T/)

28 Well, good for him. And for Ahmed as well. We should be analyzing these people, who stay sane and Muslim, and not fret over what WE did to turn the others into killers.

I fear that the official mass marches tomorrow will be all about tolerance and not the victims, so I will not be watching.

Posted by: PJ at January 10, 2015 12:17 PM (cHuNI)

29 OT: White-Hispanic News

George Zimmerman arrested again!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2015 12:17 PM (z27Ny)

30 make this muslim schindler a national hero

you get more of what you reward

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 12:18 PM (lj86s)

31 Heard one counter terror / special operations guy on fox basically say the rescue/assault on the market was a cluster truck . The reports indicate the four hostages killed were killed by the terrorist . He said we will probably never know for sure.

I have no clue if he's right but it did kind of look like a science from the Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 10, 2015 12:11 PM (3jmxp)


At least one person was down before they breached the building. AS they raise the door, you can see him slumped against the counter on the floor in the background.

He was such a brave terrorist that he decided to try and run. Unfortunately, he succumbed to acute lead poisoning.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 10, 2015 12:20 PM (g4VbG)

32 That a Kosher supermarket employed (at least) one Muslim indicates that there must be a few Muslims that are known to be trustworthy. What was that one line in Churchill's oft-posted denunciation of Islam where he talks about "Individual Muslims may have ...qualities?"
I know a few Albanians that fit that bill.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2015 12:20 PM (G7XiP)

33 Here's the video unpaused and slowmo'd as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nwVWw6vyc

-
Buh bye.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 12:20 PM (69Hjg)

34 23 >>Where does Al Sharpton fit into this?
Posted by: Cicero

Don't know, but it's without his Viagra.
Posted by: Aviator at January 10, 2015 12:15 PM (3rrMW)

----------------

Probably already on his way to France on a DoJ jet, armed with a new Viagra script and ready to seek justice and chisel money from the French government.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 10, 2015 12:20 PM (vd4oB)

35 With the French cops standing on opposite sides of the doorway like that, how did they avoid shooting each other? (Anyone remember the scene in "Ronin" where DeNiro schooled the wannabe?)

Posted by: Dave G at January 10, 2015 12:21 PM (oSv7i)

36 We've been down this road before. Good on Mr. Lassana, and I hope the crazies don't get after him.

Posted by: Col. Hans Landa at January 10, 2015 12:21 PM (6um35)

37 29
OT: White-Hispanic News



George Zimmerman arrested again!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2015 12:17 PM (z27Ny)

------
Shot through the heart. And you're to blame. You give Peruvia a bad name.

Posted by: Toure at January 10, 2015 12:22 PM (UvR6d)

38 I do think of all the brave interpreters inbedded with the troops when, understandably because of anger , Muslims are painted with the broad brush.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 10, 2015 12:22 PM (3jmxp)

39 Yep, they added a pause in the video. Alas. Wouldn't have bothered me at all to see the particulars of that African-non-American getting turned into tartare.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 10, 2015 12:15 PM (vd4oB)


Here you go:

http://bit.ly/1xV45Yo

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 10, 2015 12:22 PM (g4VbG)

40 So, France will repeal all of their draconian gun laws now ?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:23 PM (XzRw1)

41 i am grateful for what this brave man did

there has been very little written about those who died

some is at the Daily Mail

one man died trying to grab the gun away

another made coffee for the killers to distract them while allowing other people to escape

the French government has told Jews it cannot protect them

i am sick over this

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:24 PM (zOTsN)

42 Good for Mr Lassana.


Let's hope he doesn't get his head sawed off by his fellow mosque-goers.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2015 12:24 PM (KBvAm)

43 let them prove it

the burden is there

hurt feewings, too bad

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 12:24 PM (lj86s)

44 The one cop who ran into the market must have felt awful lonely when he realized no one else had come in with him.

Posted by: LCDR M(Ret) at January 10, 2015 12:25 PM (fpp3G)

45 39

He did a flip. First time I've ever seen that.

Posted by: The Inglorious Basterd at January 10, 2015 12:25 PM (ZfC/B)

46 44
The one cop who ran into the market must have felt awful lonely when he realized no one else had come in with him.

I noticed that as well. WTF?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:26 PM (XzRw1)

47 did these assholes get a muslim burial?

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 12:26 PM (lj86s)

48 there are not enough Mr Lassana's to save france

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:26 PM (zOTsN)

49 It is tragic what happened to the activists.

Posted by: Christian Amadouche at January 10, 2015 12:27 PM (Dwehj)

50 It's been twenty years, but the Moslem Algerians I met in Paris were uniformly cool people, sometimes even a little friendlier than the French. The whole knit-cap, dreadlocks, beard thing made them easy to recognize, but on the whole very friendly types.

I suppose the World Quest For Social Justuss!!!! has changed a lot of that; good that not everybody is buying into the whole 'hate your brother as you would yourself' thingie.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 10, 2015 12:28 PM (DLu2s)

51 The one cop who went into the market...

I thought there were two or three, but the guys in the door way were pouring 'covering fire' into the kill zone, the same place the cop(s) were trying to clear, and then some unknown guy comes running from off screen right.

Meanwhile, in the US, all hostages are considered suspects until after they have been interviewed.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2015 12:28 PM (F7fvt)

52 Darn. I wanted to watch him die.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

53 The one cop who ran into the market must have felt awful lonely when he realized no one else had come in with him.

France must have rented him from another country.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 10, 2015 12:30 PM (Dwehj)

54 I know some excellent french with algerian origins

the problem is the koran, the cancer cell

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 12:30 PM (lj86s)

55 there is a "Unity" march in Paris tomorrow

several western leaders will be there. The heads of government of the United Kingdom, Germany, Spain and Turkey will be there

Turkey.

not sure how many Jews will be there. Some will be burying their dead.

its all a fraud. theater. they will not confront the problem

they will all withdraw like Spain did

it makes me sick

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:31 PM (zOTsN)

56 Here it is from another angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B74WPxZGfw

Posted by: ChePizza at January 10, 2015 12:31 PM (Kab4E)

57 39 Yep, they added a pause in the video. Alas. Wouldn't have bothered me at all to see the particulars of that African-non-American getting turned into tartare.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 10, 2015 12:15 PM (vd4oB)


Here you go:

http://bit.ly/1xV45Yo
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 10, 2015 12:22 PM (g4VbG)

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Looks like one of the cops on the right popped a final shot into the asshole when he was down. Kudos.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 10, 2015 12:31 PM (vd4oB)

58 Ble ble ble le ble ble ble! Ble ble ble ble ble. Ble ble ble ble ble le ble! BLE! BLE! LE BLE!!!!

Posted by: Commentary In French Provided By The Southpark School Of Languages at January 10, 2015 12:31 PM (DLu2s)

59 Not news: MSKGB lied by showing picture of fake damage caused by the Colorado Springs NAACP bombing.

News: They've admitted it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 12:32 PM (DpriK)

60 I am glad he did the right thing.
But, I expect people to do the right thing.

Posted by: navybrat at January 10, 2015 12:32 PM (JgC5a)

61 hope the fatal shot was from a glock

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 12:33 PM (lj86s)

62 the police did not kill the hostages

they were killed as soon as the islamic terrorist entered the store

he killed four young men as soon as he came in

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:33 PM (zOTsN)

63
Here you go:

http://bit.ly/1xV45Yo


Beauty.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 12:33 PM (MMC8r)

64 Looks like one of the cops on the right popped a final shot into the asshole when he was down. Kudos.
-----------------------------------------------

That would be Management.....

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 12:33 PM (Cnc5H)

65 its all a fraud. theater. they will not confront the problem



they will all withdraw like Spain did


The wiser among the Muslims, e.g. Al-Sisi, must know that this will go on...until it doesn't anymore, and then there will be hell to pay. It's a supersaturated solution, waiting for a nucleation event.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2015 12:33 PM (4nR9/)

66 I think he would have made it had he not tripped

Posted by: Ha Ha at January 10, 2015 12:34 PM (ozbKE)

67 This guy gets free cheese for life.

Posted by: eman at January 10, 2015 12:34 PM (MQEz6)

68 Watching that video made me light headed. I almost African-Americaned out for a second.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2015 12:34 PM (fWLrt)

69 I am glad he did the right thing.

But, I expect people to do the right thing.


You're new here, aren't you.

Posted by: Human History at January 10, 2015 12:34 PM (4nR9/)

70 "Looks like one of the cops on the right popped a final shot into the asshole when he was down. Kudos."

Yeh...saw that.
Sort of a final "Fcuk you" to the retired, former activist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2015 12:35 PM (VyYyP)

71 Not news: MSKGB lied by showing picture of fake damage caused by the Colorado Springs NAACP bombing.


I KNEW that guy was still working for NBC News! Someday, buddy, I gonna catch up with you!!!

Posted by: Exploding GMC Pickup With An M80 In The Gas Tank at January 10, 2015 12:35 PM (DLu2s)

72 So the Cashier at the Hyper Casher did some pretty fucking Hyper People-Caching when faced with Hyper-Armed Lunatic Death.

Resume-enhancer, thy name is Lassanna.

[sniff] Such a tale of African-American heroics as the world has ever known!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2015 12:35 PM (rILa+)

73 65 its all a fraud. theater. they will not confront the problem



they will all withdraw like Spain did


The wiser among the Muslims, e.g. Al-Sisi, must know that this will go on...until it doesn't anymore, and then there will be hell to pay. It's a supersaturated solution, waiting for a nucleation event.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2015 12:33 PM (4nR9/)

Yes, supersaturation relief via crystllization.

Exothermic for sure, and maybe even rapid.

Posted by: eman at January 10, 2015 12:36 PM (MQEz6)

74 M Lasagna, French Ambassador to Ireland?

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (Cnc5H)

75 What is the unity march supposed to be about exactly?

"Europe is unified in feeling really bad , but doing absolutely nothing to confront terrorism-YAY!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (DXzRD)

76 Looks like one of the cops on the right popped a final shot into the asshole when he was down. Kudos.

-----------------------------------------------



That would be Management
Consultant.

Posted by: Exploding GMC Pickup With An M80 In The Gas Tank at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (DLu2s)

77 Have we come up with a better word than "martyr" for these assholes yet? Cause they want to be called "martyrs" and not loser pussy fags or something like that.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (ZPrif)

78 I worry that Western elites will use this young man to advance their islamophilia.

Posted by: Null at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (xjpRj)

79 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nwVWw6vyc"


Heh.


They really do appear to be shooting right into one another. Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (NoB6A)

80 I wonder if Chris Cuomo plays Call of Duty: African-American Ops.

Posted by: The Inglorious Basterd at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (ZfC/B)

81 Again, I am reminded of the convicts, sitting around the day room tv critiquing COPS the tv show.

"Shouldn't have done that, bro."
"Shouldn't have said that, bro."

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (F7fvt)

82 LOL, I am hardly new here. Maybe 6 years here or more.
But, I am just one stage above lurker.

Posted by: navybrat at January 10, 2015 12:38 PM (JgC5a)

83 I'm pretty sure I saw at least three cops cap his dead ass.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 12:38 PM (MMC8r)

84 when the door opened before the police opened fire you can see the bodies dead on the ground. released hostages said he killed the four very shortly after he entered

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:38 PM (zOTsN)

85

Nice story, yes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2015 12:38 PM (IXrOn)

86 What the hell, we don't pay for the ammo!

Posted by: French SWAT Guy at January 10, 2015 12:39 PM (DLu2s)

87 It's simple ventilation theory, really. the more holes you put in something, the quicker it reaches ambient temperature.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 12:39 PM (Cnc5H)

88 "jihadi" works for me

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 12:40 PM (lj86s)

89 >>>With the French cops standing on opposite sides of the doorway like
that, how did they avoid shooting each other? (Anyone remember the scene
in "Ronin" where DeNiro schooled the wannabe?)<<<

They didn't. It looked like two cops were dragging another cop with a bum leg down the tarmac off to the right.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2015 12:40 PM (dVmLD)

90 It looked like a technicolor version of a Keystone Cops episode.

Remember, Douche is a French word.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:40 PM (XzRw1)

91 I love a happy ending with a feel good twist thrown in. Why can't Hollywood make films like this?

/I denounce myself.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 10, 2015 12:40 PM (baiNQ)

92 Looking at the different helmets on that crowd assaulting the market it seems that they were from at least 3 different organizations. One set had a flange on the read that made them look like a bunch of Dark Helmets from Spaceballs. And yes, to my untutored eye it looked like a goat rodeo.

Posted by: The Truth, the whole Truth etc. at January 10, 2015 12:40 PM (6jKOp)

93 It's simple ventilation theory. The more holes you put in something, the quicker it reaches ambient temperature.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 12:41 PM (Cnc5H)

94 our eleite think because they hve no God, no religion, they will be spared from these maniacs. They are wrong

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:41 PM (zOTsN)

95 Lassana is an actual Muslim extremist as is al-Sisi.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 10, 2015 12:41 PM (06U11)

96 As soon as that goatf*cker hits the ground after the lead-poisoning, the video stops showing the part where Satan is ramming home his barbed cock.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2015 12:41 PM (fWLrt)

97
He woulda hid them in the oven but it wasn't big enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 12:42 PM (d26lo)

98 Bush's fault!

"One of the two French brothers responsible for the massacre of 12 and the injury of 11 others on Wednesday reportedly cited the abuse of prisoners at the Abu Ghraib prison facility in 2004 as the impetus for his radicalism."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 12:42 PM (hyXXA)

99 >>The wiser among the Muslims, e.g. Al-Sisi, must know that this will go on...until it doesn't anymore, and then there will be hell to pay.

al Sisi probably has a pretty good handle on recent Egyptian history.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2015 12:42 PM (g1DWB)

100 Jihadi is much better than martyr.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 12:43 PM (ZPrif)

101 I worry that Western elites will use this young man to advance their islamophilia.

Posted by: Null at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (xjpRj)


"See? Islam is a religion of peace. This one good guy is awesome. Ignore those 3 terrorist shitbags who killed all those people."

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 10, 2015 12:43 PM (g4VbG)

102 i think its important to call them islamic terrorists, because our betters are so busy trying to tell us islam has nothing to do with it. but these islamic terrorists keep saying it does

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:43 PM (zOTsN)

103 The final face shot was a nice touch.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:45 PM (rwI+c)

104 Shame this had to happen just as he was turning his life around.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 12:45 PM (Wk5Rd)

105 How many did he save? -- some articles say 6, some say 30

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 12:45 PM (ZPrif)

106

The TV is calling them "European extremists."

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 12:45 PM (d26lo)

107 Have we come up with a better word than "martyr" for
these assholes yet? Cause they want to be called "martyrs" and not
loser pussy fags or something like that.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (ZPrif)

"mohammedan murderers"

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2015 12:45 PM (ftVQq)

108 And yes, to my untutored eye it looked like a goat rodeo.

No high-low as the door opened. The perp could have shot the shit out of their legs if he had been in the front room.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:47 PM (rwI+c)

109 England May 1980 Iranian Embassy take over:
soldiers abseiled from the roof of the building and forced entry through the windows. During the 17-minute raid, the SAS rescued all but one of the remaining hostages, and killed five of the six terrorists. The soldiers subsequently faced accusations that they unnecessarily killed two of the terrorists


Yep I'll risk my life so you can try to put me in jail....NOT

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 10, 2015 12:47 PM (WNERA)

110 the islamic terrorists in paris have said they were inspired by 911, abu ghraib and the drone death of thier mentor amwar al alwaki

lets tell the truth

they learned this in their communities. their neighborhoods. their families, and their mosques.

lets stop acting like one event made them this way. this is a learned behavior.

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:47 PM (zOTsN)

111 Murderous musselman murderers?

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 12:47 PM (Cnc5H)

112 "And yes, to my untutored eye it looked like a goat rodeo."


I ain't no trained SWAT guy, but, yeah. The one guy who runs in while his buddies are firing away behind him, shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 12:47 PM (NoB6A)

113 I like Wahabi Wackjobs.

Posted by: The Inglorious Basterd at January 10, 2015 12:47 PM (ZfC/B)

114 lets stop acting like one event made them this way. this is a learned behavior.

And it's culturally supported.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 12:48 PM (MMC8r)

115 >>>It's simple ventilation theory. The more holes you put in something, the quicker it reaches ambient temperature.<<<

Yeah, I don't think le cops le cowboys were too concerned about fire control.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2015 12:48 PM (dVmLD)

116 88
"jihadi" works for me


Jew-hatey?

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2015 12:48 PM (4nR9/)

117 lets stop acting like one event made them this way. this is a learned behavior.

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:47 PM (zOTsN)

learned behavior taught by fellow mohammedans!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 10, 2015 12:48 PM (ftVQq)

118 "One of the two French brothers responsible for the massacre of 12 and
the injury of 11 others on Wednesday reportedly cited the abuse of
prisoners at the
hysterical over-reaction by the western press about Abu Ghraib prison facility in 2004 as the impetus for
his radicalism."



Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 10, 2015 12:48 PM (DLu2s)

119 100 Jihadi Pig is much better than martyr

you're welcome

Posted by: The Truth, the whole Truth etc. at January 10, 2015 12:49 PM (6jKOp)

120 Allah's Corpse-men.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 12:49 PM (MMC8r)

121

Watching and hearing the innocents run from the shop kicks in my unbridled emotions. It really puts a pit in my stomach and brings tears to my eyes. Instinctively.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2015 12:49 PM (IXrOn)

122 Koranimals works for me.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 10, 2015 12:49 PM (DLu2s)

123 Don't use wackobirds. That one's mine.

Posted by: John McCain at January 10, 2015 12:49 PM (JvCKs)

124 I wonder why they didn't roll the concussion grenade under the door first.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:50 PM (rwI+c)

125 or two, or three

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (rwI+c)

126 Somehow, I don't see this type of scenario happening inside a BBQ place in east Texas.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (XzRw1)

127 and who opened the roll up door?

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (rwI+c)

128 Yes Islamic terrorists is important. Words have value. The very people that insist upon not saying those words understand this better than anyone, which is why they say every slaughter is caused by "right wing extremists".

Posted by: Dave S. at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (UvR6d)

129 Portrait of a muzzie hate preacher as a young man. He liked booze, pot, and loose women. Law student turned hate preacher.

John Cardillo @johncardillo
'When I knew him, he liked to be called Andy, would often smoke cannabis spliffs all day" - friend of @anjemchoudary dailym.ai/Oj2h7B

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (ZPrif)

130 I feel compelled to post this
absolutely, completely of topic, even if you squint and mistake the lyrics

and there is a glaring misspelling all through it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjFTubAdXP8

Posted by: Kindltot who is biting people at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (t//F+)

131

I can see how some mistakened them for cops at first.

Who would think they would see "SWAT" gear and those types of weapons on the streets of Paris?

It was only after he said he didn't kill "civilians" that he knew something was off.

Surreal.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (IXrOn)

132 124
I wonder why they didn't roll the concussion grenade under the door first.

Because....French?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (XzRw1)

133
Two words:

Darts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 12:52 PM (d26lo)

134 Rule one of Jihad is always pick an excuse the western press already has sympathy with.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

135 I think if the Hadji had been any good at this terrorist game, he's have taken a lot of police with him.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:53 PM (rwI+c)

136 If only these poor disaffected youths had another cause to become activists for.....Say, you know what could prevent this in the future? Free Community College for everyone!!!

Posted by: goatexchange at January 10, 2015 12:53 PM (CseCP)

137 they learn this in heir familys and their mosques

unless we are willing to go there, to confront that, this will never end

the guy they are now claiming is the "moderate" imam of
paris is the same guy who called for a fatwa on the Danish cartoonist for drawing big mo with a bomb hat

they are learning this in thier mosques

de blasio just took all the intel guy out of the mosques

it is just a matter of time unless we confront this

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:53 PM (zOTsN)

138 Who except for the chattering classes on the TV or those who nod their heads at them believes this or any other atrocity done by radical muslims has nothing to do with Islam? It's a lie and a patently stupid comment and yet they continue to say it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2015 12:54 PM (DXzRD)

139 126 Somehow, I don't see this type of scenario happening inside a BBQ place in east Texas.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:51

Luby's ring any bells? Although Suzanna Gratia-Hupp worked her ass off to change the laws tonoreventva repeat.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 10, 2015 12:54 PM (arApr)

140 I wonder why they didn't roll the concussion grenade under the door first.

Because....French?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility


Or that was a hostage opening the security gate, and they didn't want to kill him. Unlike babies in cribs in the US.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2015 12:54 PM (2G0WH)

141 I missed that video yesterday & found it last night.

It is a feel good story. Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 12:55 PM (sj3Ax)

142 Anybody worth shooting is worth shooting a dozen times.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 10, 2015 12:56 PM (rwI+c)

143 136
If only these poor disaffected youths had another cause to become
activists for.....Say, you know what could prevent this in the future?
Free Community College for everyone!!!


Midnight basketball.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2015 12:56 PM (4nR9/)

144 Jacques, you go first! We've got your six!

Posted by: French Cops at January 10, 2015 12:57 PM (Dwehj)

145 they learn this in their mosques. that is where they are getting radicalized. we know where its happening. we know who is doing this. we know where they make their connections. we know who funds them. it all starts in a mosque

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:57 PM (zOTsN)

146
What gets me is that these Islamists are i) easy to find, and ii) easy to kill. I mean, all you have to do is swing a dead cat in a mosque and you have yourself a dozen of Islamofascist radical time-bombs.

The Left has purposely made it difficult to stop Islamists in the West, (not to mention in Iraq and Afghanistan where the Left, at every turn, made it hard to kill them), and often use our own freedoms and laws to aid and abet the Muslim menace.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 12:58 PM (d26lo)

147

Our Muslim problem is equaled by our Leftist problem. Both parties are out to destroy us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 12:58 PM (d26lo)

148 they all can point to different events as inspiring them but one thing is true of all of them

they were inspired by an imam

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)

149 I'm not buying the jihadist bastards had military training. Or good training, anyway. The idiot talking heads have been harrumphing about that, but what do they know? This whole 'op' stinks of amateurism, from the start. They only succeeded because, duh, picking unexpecting clueless innocents as targets.

Posted by: so there at January 10, 2015 01:00 PM (CseCP)

150 they were inspired by an imam

Is that what we're calling Obama now?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 01:00 PM (XzRw1)

151 Here is uncensored (unpaused) video of Coulibaly getting shot to shit.

Ace, for me, the video is still paused at the "shot to shit" moment. Did they alter the video and get rid of the "snuff film" part after you linked to it? Or does everybody see the bloody end? Hmmmmm.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2015 01:00 PM (K4YiS)

152 I thought I heard they were radicalized in prison.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 01:00 PM (MMC8r)

153 its the elephant in the room. the unspeakable, ecause then we have to admit we are at war with islam

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN)

154 Zombie--

Different vid, posted above.

http://bit.ly/1xV45Yo

Ventilation included.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 01:01 PM (MMC8r)

155 who visits the prisons? who visits OUR prisons? Imams

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN)

156
They were radicalized by a hostile xenophobic nation who wouldn't give them a job to make a living.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 01:02 PM (d26lo)

157 The islamists have been acknowledging that war for..... centuries.....

Posted by: Sacre Bleu! at January 10, 2015 01:02 PM (kSYKy)

158 besides didnt he go to prison for recruiting people to wage jihad in iraq? sounds like he was already radicalized before he got there

Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 01:03 PM (zOTsN)

159 OT question for those morons smarter than me, or in other words, everyone:

I can't access Twitter. I don't mean logging in, just the site in general. It says 'cannot be displayed' or whatnot.

Things I've already tried:

*Hitting 'refresh'

*Self-mutilation

*Carbohydrate binging

Advice would be appreciated.

Posted by: Snuggie-American at January 10, 2015 01:03 PM (Ks4nX)

160 20 Here's the video unpaused and slowmo'd as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nwVWw6vyc


Posted by: Dang


THANK YOU!

Now my bloodlust is satiated.

Next up: Protests that the cops shot this unarmed Gentle Giant! As the video plainly shows, he drops his gun after the first 15 shots hit him, and yet the cops still keep firing! Thus he was unarmed during the second part of the encounter.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2015 01:04 PM (K4YiS)

161
Why does every preview for a new kids animated movie include a clip of on of the characters farting?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 01:05 PM (d26lo)

162 I can't access Twitter. I don't mean logging in, just the site in general. It says 'cannot be displayed' or whatnot.

Things I've already tried:

*Hitting 'refresh'

*Self-mutilation

*Carbohydrate binging

Advice would be appreciated.
Posted by: Snuggie-American


If I was you, I'd celebrate! Your twitter-shackles have been broken!

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2015 01:05 PM (K4YiS)

163 Holy shit. Could they get a couple more armed cops in that place? Nicely done frenchy, nicely done.

Posted by: Talibill at January 10, 2015 01:05 PM (JiHh6)

164

meanwhile, quietly, the JEF SCOAMT is releasing killers from gitmo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2015 01:06 PM (IXrOn)

165 98 Bush's fault!

"One of the two French brothers responsible for the massacre of 12 and the injury of 11 others on Wednesday reportedly cited the abuse of prisoners at the Abu Ghraib prison facility in 2004 as the impetus for his radicalism."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 10, 2015 12:42 PM (hyXXA)



Thanks, MSM!

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2015 01:07 PM (sdi6R)

166 Twitter is up on my rig.

Posted by: navybrat at January 10, 2015 01:07 PM (JgC5a)

167
What I expect next is the excuse that they're not religious zealots but they all suffer from mental illness. And all they need is proper health care and meds and all the Muslims will be as right as rain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 01:07 PM (d26lo)

168 meanwhile, quietly, the JEF SCOAMT is releasing killers from gitmo

Well, of course he is. France just used up their allotment so he's sending them more.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2015 01:07 PM (UVfht)

169 an unarmed activist! call sharpton

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 01:07 PM (lj86s)

170 Portrait of a muzzie hate preacher as a young man. He liked booze, pot, and loose women. Law student turned hate preacher.

John Cardillo @johncardillo
'When I knew him, he liked to be called Andy, would often smoke cannabis spliffs all day" - friend of @anjemchoudary dailym.ai/Oj2h7B
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (ZPrif)


reminds me of some of the party pics of the Boston killers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2015 01:07 PM (IXrOn)

171 Advice would be appreciated.
Posted by: Snuggie-American at January 10, 2015 01:03 PM (Ks4nX)


Clear your browser cache. Usually somewhere under Preferences -> Advanced.

Also, clear any twitter-related cookies (twitter.com, t.co, twi-m-g.com (hyphens added to get it to show up here)).

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 10, 2015 01:08 PM (MbqmP)

172
And if they were strapped with explosives all those police and hostages would be dead. Next time they will be.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 01:09 PM (d26lo)

173 77 Have we come up with a better word than "martyr" for these assholes yet? Cause they want to be called "martyrs" and not loser pussy fags or something like that.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 10, 2015 12:37 PM (ZPrif)

--------------

"Loser pussy fags" works for me. Or sub-human goat-touchers. Or the Devil's Bacon. Or whatever.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 10, 2015 01:09 PM (vd4oB)

174 What a great story, what a fast-thinking guy. Nice to hear amidst all of the other horror stories.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 01:09 PM (ABcz/)

175 Advice would be appreciated.
Posted by: Snuggie-American at January 10, 2015 01:03 PM (Ks4nX)



can you go to here?

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog

I have no problem getting on Twitter.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2015 01:10 PM (IXrOn)

176 Next up: Protests that the cops shot this unarmed Gentle Giant! As the video plainly shows, he drops his gun after the first 15 shots hit him, and yet the cops still keep firing! Thus he was unarmed during the second part of the encounter.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2015 01:04 PM (K4YiS)

-----------------

Do the French have Swisher Sweets? Did anybody check his pockets?

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 10, 2015 01:11 PM (vd4oB)

177 >>Luby's ring any bells? Although Suzanna Gratia-Hupp worked her ass off to change the laws tonoreventva repeat.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Today the difficulty would be determining which of the multiple customer inflicted wounds was the cause of death.

Posted by: Aviator at January 10, 2015 01:11 PM (3rrMW)

178 his last words were praise allah and he woke up in hell

so at least he figured it out, in the end

good riddance to bad garbage

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 01:11 PM (lj86s)

179 What I expect next is the excuse that they're not religious zealots but
they all suffer from mental illness. And all they need is proper health
care and meds and all the Muslims will be as right as rain.


What they *can't* say is just 'lone wolves', because...

....The kosher market terrorist's wife was in contact w/one of the Kouarchi bros. wives. Like, over 500 calls between them in 2014.

....One of the Kouarchi bros. once had a roommate who happened to be the underwear bomber.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 01:11 PM (ABcz/)

180 France has 5 million of them there.

Does anyone know how many are in US?

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 01:11 PM (sj3Ax)

181 Jacques, go in there and get that bastard and then yell "tout clair"!

Posted by: French Cops at January 10, 2015 01:13 PM (Dwehj)

182 can you go to here?

---

I can't go anywhere. It's Bush's fault.

Posted by: Snuggie-American at January 10, 2015 01:13 PM (Ks4nX)

183 Do the French have Swisher Sweets?
Posted by: Stu-22


Yes, they have them -- but in France, they're called
"Les Frou-Frou Doux"

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2015 01:13 PM (K4YiS)

184 "Does anyone know how many are in US?"

4 million a year new ones.

Posted by: navybrat at January 10, 2015 01:13 PM (JgC5a)

185 >>98 Bush's fault!

No, the MSM's fault for making one night of really bad behavior by a few soldiers into a mega story, making sure everyone in the world saw the pictures and falsely reporting that this was done w/the approval of Bush and Rumsfeld.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2015 01:14 PM (ABcz/)

186 what a multipolar paradise we're living in

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 01:15 PM (lj86s)

187 'When I knew him, he liked to be called Andy, would often smoke cannabis spliffs all day" - friend of @anjemchoudary dailym.ai/Oj2h7B
Posted by: Costanza Defense


Islam has a special appeal to losers, the weak and powerless.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 10, 2015 01:16 PM (l3vZN)

188 Navybrat-
Thanks.

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 01:16 PM (sj3Ax)

189 Shit. I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Jacques at January 10, 2015 01:17 PM (Dwehj)

190
The problem is...too many carbs!

These immigrants need a proper diet!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 10, 2015 01:17 PM (d26lo)

191 "Does anyone know how many are in US?"

4 million a year new ones.
Posted by: navybrat

40,000 men and women every day, we can be like they are.....

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at January 10, 2015 01:17 PM (l3vZN)

192 let's give them a state

wait

mini-states, all over the place

brilliant!

Posted by: Feh at January 10, 2015 01:19 PM (lj86s)

193 40,000 men and women every day, we can be like they are.....

Don't fear the creeper. My friendsh.

Posted by: Senor Juan McCain at January 10, 2015 01:19 PM (Dwehj)

194 191 "Does anyone know how many are in US?"


How many are in the military?

And how many are military chaplains? Exercise me, imams.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 01:20 PM (dFi94)

195 The kosher market terrorist's wife was in contact w/one of the Kouarchi bros. wives. Like, over 500 calls between them in 2014.

-
US wive's phone call: And she had the cutest little shoes with a strap that goes across . . . .

Islamist wive's phone call: And if you soaked the nails in shit before you put them in the bomb the risk of infection is much higher . . .

Posted by: John McCain at January 10, 2015 01:22 PM (LImiJ)

196 Excuse me. Not exercise me. Grammie don't exercise.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2015 01:22 PM (dFi94)

197 Blog die....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 01:44 PM (NoB6A)

198 One of the hostages was shot after grabbing a jammed weapon he picked up and tried to fire.

http://tinyurl.com/nn96jwm

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2015 01:51 PM (ahBY0)

199 197 Blog die....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 10, 2015 01:44 PM (NoB6A)


Looks like Weirddave's post got de-stomped.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2015 01:54 PM (sdi6R)

200 I don't know all I can see is dangerous cross fire
WTF!

Posted by: Coldwarrior57 at January 10, 2015 02:09 PM (rO5kl)

201 stupid video won't play properly, even when fully loaded.... hangs up and skips.

stupid Europeons can't do anything right.

no wonder my ancestors said "fuck this shit" and left.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 10, 2015 02:18 PM (Vha1U)

202 Let's hope he doesn't get his head sawed off by his fellow mosque-goers.





Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2015 12:24 PM (KBvAm)


Maybe he doesn't attend a mosque, or maybe the mosque he attends is not run by radical salafists, yet. Maybe he is just one of those unfortunates who was born into muslim culture, but never took it seriously, and who might convert out of islam, were it not for the threat of being murdered for apostasy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2015 02:24 PM (4k1aC)

203 WSJ has auricle that wanted woman left France January 2 for Syria, at least someone using her name did.

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 02:31 PM (sj3Ax)

204
I'm pretty sure I saw at least three cops cap his dead ass.

Posted by: --- at January 10, 2015 12:38 PM (MMC8r)


He was still twitching, so he was a threat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2015 02:32 PM (4k1aC)

205 So we're back to secret bolt-holes and concealed rooms for Jews?
So much for "Never Again"

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at January 10, 2015 02:37 PM (TqyFL)

206 I wonder why they didn't roll the concussion grenade under the door first.

Because....French?



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 10, 2015 12:51 PM (XzRw1)


My guess? Somehow they managed to get the power-operated door to open. Rolling in a concussion grenade as it was opening might cause it to jam before it was opened enough to permit entry and to permit the cops to easily see any threats inside. Sure, you can crawl under a door jammed 15 inches off the floor, but you are uniquely vulnerable to anyone inside while so doing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2015 02:39 PM (4k1aC)

207 French police were monitoring the brothers but stopped last spring due to shortages & fact that the brothers didn't do anything to keep police monitoring up.

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 02:39 PM (sj3Ax)

208 closeup photo of dead terrorist

http://tinyurl.com/CoulibalyCorpse

Posted by: Mongerel at January 10, 2015 02:40 PM (YqWfw)

209 I thought everyone moved on to new thread & now gardening thread is up.

Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2015 02:43 PM (sj3Ax)

210 155
who visits the prisons? who visits OUR prisons? Imams
Posted by: ThunderB at January 10, 2015 01:01 PM (zOTsN)
**************************
Lutheran ministers

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 10, 2015 02:45 PM (TqyFL)

211 Well said.

"So we're back to secret bolt-holes and concealed rooms for Jews?
So much for "Never Again"


Posted by: I lurk, therefore I"

BTW at both sites, hostages were in communication with the police via text messages, so they were aware of a lot of what the situation was. I read that when the killer started praying, the police said, when you hear us come in, hit the floor.

So keep those smartphones charged up.

Posted by: PJ at January 10, 2015 02:45 PM (cHuNI)

212 African-American fuck yeah!

-Chris Cuomo

Posted by: One Iron MacGuffin at January 10, 2015 03:15 PM (9D1xE)

213 75
What is the unity march supposed to be about exactly?



"Europe is unified in feeling really bad , but doing absolutely nothing to confront terrorism-YAY!!"

Panem at circenses...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 10, 2015 03:43 PM (XO6WW)

214 Those cops looked like a pug game in CoD...but at least they got the bastard.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 10, 2015 03:49 PM (XO6WW)

215 dead thread but love ace's last line...


"Anyway, dude gets seriously wasted here."

Posted by: north and judd at January 10, 2015 04:49 PM (Fk8D1)

216 I'm sorry, but I'm skeptical. This whole thing about a Muslim helping Jews could be as phony as the "stock market" millionaire black kid here in the US.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 10, 2015 06:58 PM (rldyO)

217 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at January 10, 2015 07:29 PM (wXdte)

218 Nope, same old paused video.

Posted by: aboy at January 10, 2015 08:41 PM (1GLXo)

219 Good on this dude.
Does France have a witness protection program?
Maybe he and Molly Norris could hang out some time.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at January 11, 2015 01:29 PM (Q/3mX)

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