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CNN's Genius Chris Cuomo: An "African American Man" Was The Hostage Taker at Vincennes
Yes, the French-Algerian (I'm guessing) African-American man.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 12:15 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Preezy at January 09, 2015 12:15 PM (dvZET)
Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2015 12:15 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2015 12:15 PM (OYLty)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:16 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2015 12:16 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:17 PM (VAsIq)
You know what they call African-American in Canada?
Canadians
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 09, 2015 12:18 PM (IOuTy)
Posted by: futz at January 09, 2015 12:18 PM (fG412)
Posted by: ever at January 09, 2015 12:18 PM (hRV3r)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:19 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ever at January 09, 2015 12:19 PM (hRV3r)
He should have said ALL the terrorist were "People of Color"
Idiots
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2015 12:19 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 09, 2015 12:20 PM (w+5ie)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 09, 2015 12:20 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: John Boehner at January 09, 2015 12:20 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 09, 2015 12:20 PM (1oXmw)
[later]
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Posted by: Preezy at January 09, 2015 12:20 PM (dvZET)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 12:21 PM (RZzX3)
And I thought tax forms were confusing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2015 12:21 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2015 12:22 PM (Qs8ZN)
He couldn't say black?
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 12:22 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2015 12:22 PM (6rKEC)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 12:22 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Average Joe at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (Rnlee)
Jefferson Twilight: Yes, I only hunt blaculas.
Guild Candidate: Oh, so you only hunt African-American vampires?
Jefferson Twilight: No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have "African Americans" in England!
Guild Candidate: Oh yeah, huh, good point.
Jefferson Twilight: So I hunt blaculas.
Guild Candidate: I was just trying to be...
Jefferson Twilight: Man, I specialize in hunting black vampires, I don't know what the P.C. name for that is!
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Some Anonymous Governor at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (40li+)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (YXmuI)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (mf5HN)
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It has been true ever since the Jamaican bobsled team participated in the Olympics.
Posted by: LIV at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (g1DWB)
sorry
cant post anything. All I got ishate speech today
note that trending on twitter is Je Suis Kouahci
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 12:22 PM (sj3Ax)
Nope. It's been beaten into him that "black" is the n-word.
Posted by: m at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (rn/hC)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Mindy at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (fNbTl)
Posted by: uhhuh at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (pYs3u)
Posted by: Extremely bad Cloggenstein sock at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (1JJ9R)
French's Minister of the Interior talked shortly, then he said he needed to go meet with his troops. The "operation is not over." the newsguy said.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: KGB at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: WinLinBSD Admin at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (eMJ+y)
And then the light when on--a very dim light, to be sure, but there it was.
Posted by: troyriser at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: corona at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (nqBYe)
Bounce out of a thread? And into....what?
I have some suggestions for you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (6rKEC)
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (sj3Ax)
ace posted jewelry store thing is not terrorism but a "robbery gone bad"
I imagine robber can now be persuaded to give up, post haste
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (fYcSe)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (nqBYe)
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You underestimate your own power young Padiwan.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (NaV4z)
Hopefully that mean a very long-term operation of rooting out these evil SOBs from whatever rock they live under.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (40li+)
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (o+SC1)
French's Minister of the Interior talked shortly, then he said he
needed to go meet with his troops. The "operation is not over." the
newsguy said.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (IXrOn)
OPSEC, what the fuck does it mean again?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: CNN Dept. of Thought Control at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (Dwehj)
Yes, I only hunt Blackulas.
FISH CREATURE
Oh, so you only hunt African-American vampires.
JEFFERSON TWILIGHT
No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have African-Americans in England.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (b4b5c)
I may be getting detail mixed up, but then I'm not as smart as Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (1xtIS)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (VAsIq)
Yeah, he didn't really want to talk. Just thanked the police, and said they had to remain vigilant, etc, then split the scene.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (IXrOn)
No. Just the black ones.
Posted by: Fiji Islanders at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Jefferson Twilight at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (scgac)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (zOTsN)
an african immigrant , re- immigrating from America is now a French citizen or
aaf
nothing to do with lgbtxyz
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (2G0WH)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: hairless mule at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (EqmTZ)
French media are reporting that the female suspect initially thought to be involved in the siege was not in the grocery and that there was a second male gunman who is believed to have escaped in the assault.
I don't NYC Police would let him escape
Posted by: JoeNyc at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (5K/CZ)
You should automatically check for a new post whenever you get the urge to comment. Sort of like Costanza's Rule.
Oh and warn the rest of us so we can abandon ship.
Or not.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Terayza Heinz-Kerry (African American) at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: Cuomolicious at January 09, 2015 12:28 PM (Xv7f/)
One hostage, I think, two robbers, cops have place surrounded.
Posted by: ace at January 09, 2015 12:29 PM (E+pqw)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:29 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 09, 2015 12:29 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2015 12:29 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Your Garden-Variety MSMer at January 09, 2015 12:29 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: real joe at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (AiCcO)
Holland knows he has more muslim voters than jewish ones
I expect tough talk followed by the Spanish model of total retreat
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (nqBYe)
A Hungarian-Frenchman (Sarkozy is an obvious Hungarian name). When it came up (rarely), they just mentioned that his dad was from Hungary.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2015 12:31 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 12:31 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (L6/+u)
I said " the first african-american from any country"
Posted by: Katie Couric at January 09, 2015 12:31 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 12:31 PM (Dw1cv)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:31 PM (zOTsN)
Oh, please. The French invented total retreat. The Spanish may have tweaked it a little, but it's still French at heart.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:31 PM (VAsIq)
So very quick to blame America first - instinct, on the tip of their tongues.
Even if it's over 3600 miles away. With an ocean in between.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: #JihadJoes at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (e8kgV)
Cuomo says its the states fault for not assimulating them
at what point is it up to the immigrant to assimulate
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Llittle Boomer at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (ZuVs9)
He dares not offend them too deeply, 'cause after this he'll be even MORE dependent on them as some of the middle starts to leak over to the FN or elsewhere in disgust.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Randy at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeinersShorts at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2015 12:33 PM (scgac)
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 12:33 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: dogfish at January 09, 2015 12:33 PM (1vYi0)
at what point is it up to the immigrant to assimulate
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (zOTsN)
Obviously, they failed to give them the "Cake or Death" speech.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 12:33 PM (MbqmP)
To the left, poor people with melanin are incapable of wrong-doing (or right-doing). They're precious innocents who must be taken care of.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:33 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (nqBYe)
#illridewithyou
Posted by: Mindy at January 09, 2015 12:33 PM (fNbTl)
Someday Ima gonna be a Governor of New York too!
Wheeeee!
Posted by: Chris "Chip off the 'ol Block" Cuomo
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (zOTsN)
TWO HYPHENS, BITCHEZ. I win everything.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (/kI1Q)
it just goes on and on.
Soon we'll be talking like we text.
#Runningoutofletters
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (RnbYZ)
He's African-American? How charming.
He's from where in Africa?
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Wakanda
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (/mTq0)
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You mean like making everybody press 1 For English, 2 for Spanish.???
THAT kind of assimilating???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (NaV4z)
At least Cuomo didn't call him an African American black man, so there's that, at least.
Posted by: Professor of Tautology at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (Xv7f/)
Just like here in Ca. with the "Hispanic" immigrants..... It's our fault that they don't assimilate..... Of course they don't need to because we make everything easy for them. Ballots in Spanish, menus in Spanish, drivers tests in Spanish and groceries in Spanish...etc,etc,etc...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: SpurWing-American at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (xq1UY)
When the welfare applications are in your language, why would you bother?
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (OYLty)
When first we practice to deceive.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Furious George at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (RnbYZ)
I am curious.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
I doubt we will here the term "Karcherize" a la Sarkozy.
Posted by: John Boehner at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (2UatE)
From the last thread...Quit picking on poor Hector. He and his only two friends (George Soros and Michael Moore) had it pretty rough while growing up.
http://tinyurl.com/n8eoz4b
Posted by: 2L at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (TaO1J)
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No, because he is genuinely a dumbass. When "Going Rogue" came out, he pronounced it "Going Rouge."
He's an idiot.
Posted by: real joe at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (AiCcO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (RZzX3)
TWO HYPHENS, BITCHEZ. I win everything.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (/kI1Q)
It's funny, but the Germans already have a word for that.
Posted by: Amerikaner at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: JEM
Oh, aye, to that!
Posted by: Dianna at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (DV/Ik)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: #WeAreTheBorg at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:35 PM (RnbYZ)
Isn't it coloured?
Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (40li+)
I heard they are hung like infants.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (D5hxK)
Are we nearing the phase when all the rest of the cowering politicians emerge from their hiding place and insert themselves into this 'happy' ending?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: TOTO at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (L6/+u)
he was like this before his dad died
his dad dying didn't rob him of any IQ points
in fact his dad gave him this idiotic point of view
so
no, no breaks
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: redsweater at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (D1VBf)
That happens constantly during the Olympics and it's never not funny.
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All Africans are American? I had no idea. Thanks PC TV announcers!
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (V70Uh)
Cuomo says its the states fault for not assimilating them
Soft bigotry of low expectations.
And there are some people who would deem actions taken to more forcefully assimilate them racist. Catch-22.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: --- at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (nqBYe)
they need to find that bitch
Posted by: ThunderB,
I bet she's running about in bag. More justification to ban the burqa.
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (Dw1cv)
The politically correct speech taboos are ingrained so deeply as to totally override basic common sense, insofar as these lefties have any of that to begin with.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09, 2015 12:37 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Name* at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: real joe at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (AiCcO)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (XzRw1)
THAT kind of assimilating???
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The ATM at my bank in rural Ohio makes me beg it to transact my business in English.
I think the ATM is trying to assimilate me into Mexico.
Posted by: Farmer Mike at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (Xv7f/)
They said the 'others' had 'insulted the religion of the prophet' leading to the attack, while 'these people' were 'innocent civilians'
So satire writers are not 'innocent civilians' according to these axxholes
Then simon Hobbes said 'political groups would seek to take advantage' of this and then MCC helpfully pointed out Well the deli was kosher so you know, the Joos
Unfxckinreal
God Bless Western Civilization
May we survive the stupidity of the left
Posted by: ginaswo at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (2EgyQ)
True story;
Once this black lady told me (for some reason, I never quite figured out why) that she wasn't an African American,, 'cause her people were from Egypt.....
Posted by: Kudzu King at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Bubbles at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (MYCIw)
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run away.....
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (8QW0x)
Posted by: ALH at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (yAPdC)
I hate liberals.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Name*
__________________
You can have your rights protected by the Food Court.
Posted by: Furious George at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (UlJ3l)
never quite figured out why) that she wasn't an African American,,
'cause her people were from Egypt.....
Posted by: Kudzu King at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (HSmrB)
Common Core Geography.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
"Colored People" = RAYCISSS!!!
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People died for the right to be labelled in the passive voice, you know.
Posted by: Mom Jeans of Blue at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Blue Hen
That's a bar so low that one risks stumbling over it!
Posted by: Dianna at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (DV/Ik)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: Brian Ross at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (6um35)
Just for the LOLz, someone should tell Cuomo that Charlize Theron is African-American.
Which of course, is 100% true.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (TIIx5)
Correction: he was Peruvian-American and spoke with an Austrian dialect.
Posted by: CNN Dept. of Thought Control at January 09, 2015 12:26 PM (Dwehj)"
Today's Austrian lesson:
Werfen Sie einige Garnelen auf dem Grill.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (PD6iL)
Cuomo says its the states fault for not assimilating them
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Anyone who defends murder and terrorism (and that is what he does by blaming the state) instead of the murderer and terrorist themselves, is not only an idiot, but a dangerous idiot.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (40li+)
You are talking about Mario Cuomo, right?
If not, never mind. (I don't read the thread, per se, I skim.)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 12:41 PM (Dw1cv)
Which of course, is 100% true.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (TIIx5)
But but but but that's different!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 12:41 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:41 PM (RnbYZ)
Cuomo says its the states fault for not assimulating them
at what point is it up to the immigrant to assimulate
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (zOTsN)
Seriously?
Posted by: m at January 09, 2015 12:42 PM (rn/hC)
It's funny how 'assimilation' today means EBT cards.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:42 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 12:42 PM (40li+)
Codicil to my comment above. I also have a colleague from South Africa who's blond and blue. Is he "African-American?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 12:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:42 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:42 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2015 12:42 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: CNN Dept. of Thought Control at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (Dwehj)
Ace just tweeted
the reason the brothers didn't kill the hostage in the warehouse is because they didn't know he was there
he must have been talking to the police, helping them
balls. big balls
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (zOTsN)
You mean like making everybody press 1 For English, 2 for Spanish.???
THAT kind of assimilating???
=====
The ATM at my bank in rural Ohio makes me beg it to transact my business in English.
I think the ATM is trying to assimilate me into Mexico.
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Come on over to Hamilton, aka Mexico on the Miami, where Hispanics outnumber rednecks, Mexican brand food is sold in the stores, and Mayans use their freakin' food stamp debit cards at Speedway.
Fortunately none of them are MS 13 or Zetas....yet.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (/mTq0)
never quite figured out why) that she wasn't an African American,,
'cause her people were from Egypt.....
Posted by: Kudzu King at January 09, 2015 12:38 PM (HSmrB)
Common Core Geography.
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The sub-Saharan African/Super-Saharan African distinction is apparently no small deal.
I recall reading once that, despite his obvious physical appearance, Anwar Sadat vehemently and angrily rejected any insinuation that he was "African".
Posted by: Anthro Major at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Motion Sick Turnips at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: PJ at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (cHuNI)
If you have a problem saying "black" you have a problem with black people.
Posted by: NYC Parent at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 12:43 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Furious George at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (UlJ3l)
What, are you an infant? We have had food courts for years....there is one in every shopping mall in America! No justice, no pizza!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (nqBYe)
#illridewithyou
Posted by: Mindy at January 09, 2015 12:33 PM (fNbTl)
Nice.
Posted by: m at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (rn/hC)
The first is a white immigrant man from Johannesburg.
The second is a black woman born and raised on the western shore of Maryland.
The argument - who was actually "African American."
It was awesome.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Halal Al at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (sj3Ax)
"When the welfare applications are in your language, why would you bother?"
This. With the heat of ten thousand exploding suns.
There's a little city in the east SF Bay Area that I occasionally take a shortcut through between freeways on ground streets. The boulevard goes right past the building where welfare benefits are disbursed.
There is a big sign, "CENTRO DE SERVICIOS", with no English translation. Every day, there is a long parade of Hispanic teenage girls (some down to the *early* teens) waiting at the crosswalk with strollers full of babies, on their way to get themselves a heaping dose of servicios. WIC, SNAP, EBT, TANF and all the rest of the welfare-state alphabet soup. All helpfully translated to their tongue.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Llittle Boomer at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (ZuVs9)
A chicken-American produced the eggs I just ate, for which I am grateful.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (Dw1cv)
The politically correct speech taboos are ingrained so deeply as to totally override basic common sense, insofar as these lefties have any of that to begin with.
Posted by: torquewrench
I would give anything to see their heads explode when they are slapped by by someone saying, "I AM NOT American, I am British!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (6um35)
Look, Chris just reads what our Ivy League interns give him.
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I'll buy that for a dollar.
Your comment reminded me of Bloom County strips where Oliver Wendell Jones hacked NBC news and re-wrote the teleprompter script.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (/mTq0)
Hey, every single person of color in the world suffers psychological scars due to the actions of slaveholders in the South 150 years ago. Therefore they are all "African-Americans." Just like "Je Suis Charlie," even though I did nothing brave myself and am safe at home with no danger of being shot at by Muzzie terrorists.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (XUKZU)
Canadians
I dated a woman who had lots of family from Long Island, NY. They were a bit, um, ethnocentric, her NY relatives.
They had a code word for black people: Canadian. So they'd say things like, "There sure a lot of Canadians around here." Your comment just reminded me of that.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (Rx8ML)
brace yourself
I have several friends from south Africa, white AND jewish
jewish African americans of pallor
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (zOTsN)
Just for the LOLz, someone should tell Cuomo that Charlize Theron is African-American.
Which of course, is 100% true.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (TIIx5)"
I recall a lot of high emotion shouting about Theresa Heinz-Kerry not being African-American despite having been born in Africa and currently holding American citizenship. I would really hate to have a look inside the heads of people who worry about that kind of thing.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: King Barky the Incompetent at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (0I3D8)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (Dw1cv)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 12:46 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:46 PM (RnbYZ)
Can Universal Food Care be far behind?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:41 PM (RnbYZ)
You misspelled "Holodomor".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 12:46 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2015 12:46 PM (hLRSq)
TWO HYPHENS, BITCHEZ. I win everything.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 12:34 PM (/kI1Q)
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There is an immigrant in California from the Philippines. He was descended from a group of Amerindians exiled from Mexico (both Mexico and the Philippines were then part of Vice-Royalty of New Spain) for insurrection. So is this man is:
a. Filipino-American
b. Asian- American
c. Mexican-American
d. Hispanic-American
e. Latino-American
f. Native American
g. Aztlanistan
h. Meso-American
i. Amerindian
j. None of the Above
h. More than one but not all of the above
i. None of the above
j. Filipino
k. American
l. american
Hint: He is a citizen of the Republic of the Philippines.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 12:46 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: uhhuh at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (pYs3u)
Posted by: New Guineans at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (uSAVP)
And that's not RAAAACIST, it's an objective fact. Just look at it!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (jjaLl)
Eschmeyer was asked in an interview in May 2011 what her definition of food justice said: "Food justice seeks to ensure that the benefits and risks of where, what, and how food is grown, produced, transported, distributed, accessed, and eaten are shared fairly. It represents a transformation of the current food system, including but not limited to eliminating disparities and inequities."
So -- it means we're going to split the check and share dessert?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:30 PM (nqBYe)
#illridewithyou
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Where are we going and why are we in this hand basket?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (XUKZU)
It was awesome.
Posted by: @JohnTant
That should have been a day long schadenboner.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: Dan at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (COpZ4)
How come 'shared fairly' usually translates to taking from me.
Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (l3vZN)
I thought "African-American" has always been OK, and I've heard "people of color" and "communities of color" tossed around recently.
But is "black" truly verboten now? And is "African-American" still OK?
Serious question.
I'm way confused.
Posted by: RM at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (fRppw)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (1oXmw)
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That's awesome - I can't wait for my white house dinner invite so I too can enjoy wagyu beef. Because this is about eliminating disparities and inequities and all.
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 12:44 PM (Dw1cv)
A postdoc from sub-Saharan Africa characterized them as "buffoons."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (L6/+u)
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No, he's a Smurf
Posted by: real joe at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (AiCcO)
"Colored People" = RAYCISSS!!!
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People died for the right to be labelled in the passive voice, you know. Posted by: Mom Jeans of Blue
Partier of Tea
Posted by: dogfish at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (1vYi0)
her definition of food justice said: "Food justice seeks to ensure that
the benefits and risks of where, what, and how food is grown, produced,
transported, distributed, accessed, and eaten are shared fairly. It
represents a transformation of the current food system, including but
not limited to eliminating disparities and inequities."
So -- it means we're going to split the check and share dessert?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (kdS6q)
Sounds like a brilliant 5 year plan which results in millions starving to death
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: exdem13
All ya have to do is hand it to them; they'll read it. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at January 09, 2015 12:49 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2015 12:49 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Aviator at January 09, 2015 12:49 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: who is that? at January 09, 2015 12:49 PM (O7l6D)
'Assimilation' is a dog whistle for 'Leftist social programs.'
You see, there is no problem in this world that Marxism can't solve.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:49 PM (OH5gn)
American blacks emphatically _do not_ like or want for anyone else to try to appropriate that term, semantic and legal appropriateness be damned.
Teh-RAH-sa Heinz Kerry fortunately helped blow up Lurch's 2004 presidential bid by not understanding that point.
I laughed myself to the point of prolapse after Teh-RAH-sa, an incredibly rich white woman who happened to have been born in colonial Mozambique, and thereafter found her way to the States, described herself as "an African-American" to an audience full of American black Democrats.
What made me laugh wasn't her clumsy attempt to ingratiate.
It was the wordless but incredibly telling expressions on the faces of every single one of the black people in the audience. One huge collective thought balloon superimposed. "Bitch, PLEASE."
Remember that another 50K votes in Ohio in 2004 would have meant President Lurch. And black turnout in OH was weak for Kerry, as it was elsewhere. His dipshit wife implicitly insulted a core Democratic constituency. They reacted. He lost a squeaker.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09, 2015 12:49 PM (noWW6)
Now that's some fine nuance right there Mr. "I'm not a provincial hick like those flyover country rubes" Cuomo.
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Think of it as the happy moment when a PC-indoctrinated pandering politician thoughtlessly sticks his foot in his mouth.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:50 PM (/mTq0)
and how food is grown, produced, transported, distributed, accessed,
and eaten are shared fairly.
It would be shorter to just say: People who pay for their own groceries are gonna get fucked over so people who don't can walk past the produce section for more free Doritos.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 12:50 PM (/kI1Q)
*redacted for your sensitivity needs*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (RZzX3)
Any question that starts with "Can't we all just call ..." has the answer "no."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 12:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 12:50 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2015 12:50 PM (L6/+u)
He said are you going shut up and let me talk?
Shep replied and now we have a report from the White House and the Slime guy was GONE!
What a fucking slap down.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2015 12:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: King Barky
Step 1. Go to Austria
Step 2. Say African-American
Easy-peasy
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (2UatE)
If you have to pick only one (tragically there are dozens) of "big story" fiascos that nicely illustrate the complete picture - the intellectual and moral degradation of the populace and electorate that could be so easily misled by such ridiculous distortion, the ignorant morally inverted irresponsibility of the "press", the absurd passivity of the then-administration in humiliating and bitch-slapping everyone with facts and context to correct and refute their slanders - Abu's hard to beat.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (afQnV)
I thought "African-American" has always been OK, and I've heard "people of color" and "communities of color" tossed around recently.
But is "black" truly verboten now? And is "African-American" still OK?
Serious question.
I'm way confused.
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They either have to change the name or the behavior so . . . .
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton
****
Yeah, and getting cushy high paying jobs in government too.
Posted by: Jeb Bush and more Kennedys than you can shake a stick at at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (Xv7f/)
Imagine if we had the term "People of Lightness" for whites, asians, hispanics, arabs -- everybody who wasn't black African.
Whites vs People of Color
Blacks vs People of Lightness
Asians vs People or Round Eyes
Exact same stupid racist bullshit.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (ZPrif)
and how food is grown, produced, transported, distributed, accessed,
and eaten are shared fairly.
Speaking of food distribution, how about if the 300 lb. ghettopotamuses distribute some of their food to others in the "community of color" who we are earnestly assured are going hungry?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: GOPe at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (XzRw1)
They had a code word for black people: Canadian. So they'd say things like, "There sure a lot of Canadians around here." Your comment just reminded me of that.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (jhqr1)
Heh. When I just visited Nashville, I found out that 'Canadians' is used as a code-word for blacks or any other minority. It took me a while to catch on that they weren't talking about actual Michael J Fox-type Canadians.
Posted by: Maetenloch at January 09, 2015 12:52 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 12:49 PM (OH5gn)
As long as every solution is millions of people in an early grave
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2015 12:52 PM (1Jaio)
It is the stone cold truth though...
PC is such horsefuckery and I would give my right nut for a Republican to have the balls to kick the leftiost race hustlers in the teeth and refuse to call "African-Americans" or "Hispanic-Americans" or "Asian-Americans" or "Native Americans" anything other than "Americans"....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 09, 2015 12:52 PM (/4AZU)
I want to hear French president.
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 12:52 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: The PC Polesse at January 09, 2015 12:52 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 12:25 PM (IXrOn)
I think that is official French for "We aren't done dragging a bunch of guys off the street and beating information out of them. When we are done some of them will get to go home."
NB: The French do not play nice when it comes down to this stuff and torture is acceptable.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2015 12:52 PM (hLRSq)
From a couple of threads ago, I posted:
"So the Charlie Hibdo guys also published a cartoon of the Holy Trinity
engaging in a homosexual three-some. Link at Anne Barnhardt.
I pity them, weep for, and pray for, their immortal souls, regret their undeserved
deaths, and am glad their killers have been dealt with appropriately."
I'm such an old school Roman Catholic that I think my appropriate response to Islam is to be armoring up to assault Mecca. Yet my response to such a blasphemous depiction of the Holy Trinity by the dead cartoonists is only to pity them, pray for their souls, and regret their deaths at the hands of filthy animals.
YMMV.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2015 12:53 PM (+5q/2)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:53 PM (zOTsN)
The fact that "People of Color" includes a pure blood Spaniard from Cuba is retarded beyond belief.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 12:53 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 09, 2015 12:52 PM (/4AZU)
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But many of these people are not REAL AMERICANS but merely People of America.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 12:53 PM (z27Ny)
i have to admit it should be a crime for me to be in a kitchen.
Posted by: kj at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
Ima gonna manspread all over the bread aisle for that comment.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: CNN Dept. of Thought Control at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (Dwehj)
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** Ahem **
Posted by: President Barack Hussein Obama at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (DL2i+)
http://www.chefkoch.de
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (/kI1Q)
Laden or unladen?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 12:53 PM (ZPrif)
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I thought everyone descended from Africans but can't go back.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (z27Ny)
that all aspects of food production and consumption should be 'shared
fairly.'
So...does that mean we'll all be required to work the fields, maybe milk a few cows, in order to eat? Or maybe Michelle is planning on sharing some of her Waygu beef with the rest of us serfs---for justice!?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 12:55 PM (VAsIq)
One other interesting thing is that right in front of the Hyper Cacher market is an electronic billboard that displays one ad after another. Just as the police stacked up and then rushed into the market, the billboard displayed an ad for Activia yogurt. Now that is what I call product placement. I think that in this case it was just a random accident but I am guessing that even now, there are people working in advertising companies calculating the locations that are most likely to become sites of hostage sieges and how they can get electronic billboards placed there.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 12:55 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 12:55 PM (sj3Ax)
Carol
latest info is that the woman was not at the grocery during the hostage taking although they are looking for her, and the accomplice at the grocery was a man who escaped
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:55 PM (zOTsN)
BIG hoser eh?
//Uncle Joe Biden in a Toque
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 09, 2015 12:56 PM (/4AZU)
And the killer Muslim whore is on the loose.
My iPhone capitalized Muslim, not me.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 09, 2015 12:56 PM (wImdA)
Posted by: kj at January 09, 2015 12:56 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 12:46 PM (z27Ny)
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ANSWER: He's a Flip. Or a Phlip, if that's how you spell it.
If it's good enough for my Flip friends, it's good enough for me.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 09, 2015 12:57 PM (1oXmw)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 12:57 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2015 12:51 PM (afQnV)
I mark it as the beginning of the end of the United States. You know who was huge in pimping this story? David Hackworth. A guy a lot of people thought of as a hero because he was the most decorated living soldier (I have a different opinion of him formed well before that). And then I saw some uncle of one of the bad actors at Abu Ghraib on TV throwing the whole war effort under the bus to save his precious snowflake nephew.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 12:57 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (5dip8)
last summer I saw the Gendarme as they were rushing to the synagogue under attack
they are some big dudes
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: Rosie O'Fat and Meggie Mac at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09,
Perhaps that sciencey guy did.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (kgisg)
Merde, willowed again.
YMMV.
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See, there's the baseline difference in civilization between you, Sharkman, and those Muzzie insurgents. When offended by a snide joke at the Trinity, you prayed and ask the Lord to forgive their rude humor. You didn't walk into the newspaper building and scream "Praise to God the Three in One!" while filling everything and everyone full of lead.
We haven't gotten around to armoring up to assault Mecca yet, but I will remember you when the time arrives, as it appears it must.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (/mTq0)
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Maybe they come equipped with some vintage Bridgette Bardot nudes for inspiration.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (scgac)
Did he use a Negro dialect?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (N+HLW)
The proper French response to all this terrorism is to design gun laws and policing systems that prevent automatic weapons from entering the country.
Second, all French police need to be equipped with impenetrable helmets and body armor.
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (mPYNA)
Frenchmen commit thousands of times more acts of terror than Muslims, if you just redefine eating cheese as an act of terror.
Posted by: --- at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 01:00 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Jukin at January 09, 2015 01:00 PM (WGm5T)
That's what the Blue Goose Cognac and Back Bacon is for eh?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 09, 2015 01:00 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2015 01:00 PM (I8nxO)
Posted by: Rolling Stone at January 09, 2015 01:00 PM (XzRw1)
I'm waiting for the day when the Obama's make our military participate in the harvest. Probably happen this year or the next.
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 09, 2015 01:01 PM (RcpcZ)
Serious question.
I'm way confused.
Posted by: RM at January 09, 2015 12:48 PM (fRppw)
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Black-ish is apparently okay....
Posted by: Kudzu King at January 09, 2015 01:01 PM (HSmrB)
The proper French response to all this terrorism is to design gun laws and policing systems that prevent automatic weapons from entering the country.
Second, all French police need to be equipped with impenetrable helmets and body armor.
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (mPYNA)
Bulletproof cartoonists & police officers.
Posted by: Bill Nye nodding sagely at January 09, 2015 01:01 PM (MbqmP)
my wife play a game with big ass whatever, and simply move the hyphen. Instead of "big-ass arms", we now have "big ass-arms". Much better image, right?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 01:01 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (0LHZx)
WTF? I have no idea what that means except that she wants to destroy the food industry.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (ABcz/)
So much for "expert".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (Dw1cv)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2015 12:45 PM (jhqr1)
I have friends who used to refer to them as "Modelos." From the beer.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (8JgVB)
They're all assholes at CNN.
And the killer muslim-loving whore is on the loose.
My iPhone capitalized Muslim, not me.
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FIFY
Apparently the muslim insurgency has its Patty Hearst figure now. Wait 'til The View hears about that!
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (VAsIq)
"Food Justice Activist" means "holder of worthless degree desperately trying to get a grant".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: LIV at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (WGm5T)
Hmmm...Germany's FBI equivalent (BKA) just sent out orders to all law enforcement to verify the whereabouts of all of their potential Islamic threats.
Seems they have 260 they expect to be dangerous and they want to know where all of them are right now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)
The proper French response to all this terrorism is to design gun
laws and policing systems that prevent automatic weapons from entering
the country.
Second, all French police need to be equipped with impenetrable helmets and body armor.
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (mPYNA)
Oh, and signs declaring the area to be a "gun-free zone." Don't forget the most important part.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ---
And that doesn't even take into account the baguettes.
Posted by: Aviator at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (3rrMW)
WTF? I have no idea what that means except that she wants to destroy the food industry.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (ABcz/)
The great flocks of North Carolina ostrich . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
I'm sure Chris hear that word growing up.
*see what PC censorship does to conversation?*
*anything can be targeted for criticism and assumptions
even though nothing is meant bad as it's joking.*
Are we really helping anyone by that?
Are we really changing anything by that?
In fact I would be willing to bet that PC censorship for supposed "Racism or Racist" word does more damage to the cause of racial equality than not. The real racists will continue their thoughts and acts while the falsely accused become angry, hurt and they then shun those situations and people whenever they can. Thus real conversations of race are never held.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (RZzX3)
"Remember when that Indian guy was -"
"euuuuuh - you're not supposed to call them Indians, anymore, Beavis. You're supposed to call them African-Americans."
Posted by: JPS at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (onSO8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
Hey now, be nice.
Posted by: Special People Everywhere at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (zW/rD)
So much for "expert".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:02 PM (2UatE)
It fires more than one projectile at a time therefore it is a machine gun.
Posted by: MSNBC at January 09, 2015 01:04 PM (W5DcG)
orders to all law enforcement to verify the whereabouts of all of their
potential Islamic threats.
Seems they have 260 they expect to be dangerous and they want to know where all of them are right now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 01:03 PM (JtwS4)
Dear BKA,If you want to know where they should be, drop me a line.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2015 01:05 PM (Dw1cv)
Seems like they should be pretty easy to find--shouldn't they all just be rotting in a prison?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 01:05 PM (VAsIq)
Sehr interessant. Merkel and the clown manning the light switch at the cathedral in Koln can't be happy.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 01:05 PM (Spluw)
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My luck, I will be forced to eat quiche, very slightly steamed (raw) green beans, and f*cking salted caramel.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:05 PM (z27Ny)
You can tell by the shoulder thing that goes up.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09, 2015 01:05 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 01:05 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (VAsIq)
Tune in tonight as I explain how African-American holes bend time and space.
There is an African-American hole consuming the champagne constellation right now.
Posted by: Bill Nye at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (XzRw1)
299
Remington pump action machine guns.
Those are not as dangerous as Derringers.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Paging Larry "know your shit" Correia....
How much you guys wanna bet those were SPAS shotguns that got referred to in the above uneducated comment? 'Cause, like, only Remington is the only maker of pump-action machine guns, Hollywood movies say so.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (/mTq0)
Damn. I missed the new Archer last night.
***
Oooh, I'll download tonight! Just finished Marco polo so it's time to start watching new stuff.
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (lIU4e)
She drives a Subaru.
http://is.gd/WuPGrI
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:07 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at January 09, 2015 01:07 PM (Spluw)
"The fact that 'People of Color' includes a pure blood Spaniard from Cuba"
It doesn't necessarily. Jay Nordlinger at NRO recounts a moment of confusion somewhere in academia over whether Cubans count as Hispanic:
"They vote Republican, don't they?"
Posted by: JPS at January 09, 2015 01:07 PM (onSO8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 01:07 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: Rev. Al at January 09, 2015 01:08 PM (fWAjv)
You can tell by the shoulder thing that goes up.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09
Diane FuckingFeinstein to the rescue.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:08 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 12:54 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (VAsIq)
He didn't, he specifically said "sharp".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2015 01:08 PM (hLRSq)
It's cute you think we'll be allowed to eat sugar.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:09 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: JPS at January 09, 2015 01:07 PM (onSO
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We are not our fathers' Cubans.
Posted by: NevoCubanos de Florida at January 09, 2015 01:09 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:09 PM (DXzRD)
Hmmm...Germany's FBI equivalent (BKA) just sent out orders to all
law enforcement to verify the whereabouts of all of their potential
Islamic threats.
Seems they have 260 they expect to be dangerous and they want to know where all of them are right now.
---------------------------------------------
My faith in the stereotyped tight-arsed, highly-organized, list-keeping Germany has been renewed.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:09 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:09 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2015 01:10 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:07 PM (/kI1Q)
That doesn't challenge the accuracy of my statement as much as it reinforces the accuracy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2015 01:10 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:23 PM (nqBYe)
Problem is 'Africa' isn't a country.
But of COURSE everyone from 'Africa' is black and everyone who is black is from Africa...oh wait you mean to say they aren't?
Posted by: blindside at January 09, 2015 01:10 PM (3ZPHV)
There is an African-American hole consuming the champagne constellation right now.
Posted by: Bill Nye at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM
Sounds Kroftish to me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:10 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: Born Free at January 09, 2015 01:11 PM (2XByM)
The officer beside him (or whoever he was) did not look convinced/happy about that part. My opinion.
He said they will meet with the EU leaders and the US on Sunday.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:11 PM (IXrOn)
She drives a Subaru.
http://is.gd/WuPGrI
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:07 PM (/kI1Q)
She's in Knoxville, Ohio. That degree (I presume; her CV just says "education") in international affairs and business is really paying off.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 01:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: --- at January 09, 2015 01:11 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:11 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 09, 2015 12:36 PM (D5hxK)
Would have preferred to see them hung...
Posted by: blindside at January 09, 2015 01:11 PM (3ZPHV)
Posted by: Born Free
I hope not. If so, then he might not ban your dumb ass.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 01:12 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 01:12 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 09, 2015 01:12 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2015 01:12 PM (Rg/iI)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2015 01:12 PM (GrXXa)
The two-word response:
"Whereabouts? EVERYWHERE."
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09, 2015 01:13 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at January 09, 2015 01:13 PM (bZ5DM)
Posted by: --- at January 09, 2015 01:13 PM (MMC8r)
Being in southern Italy, the flow of illegal immigrants from northern Africa was rather high, and there was a strong Italian Coast Guard presence all along the coast.
And every time that an alert when out to be on the lookout in the community and town for specific immigrants, our smarter, more highly paid pointy heads would give a physical description that the suspect was, yup...you guessed it. An African American, directly from northern Africa, without ever having set foot in America.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:14 PM (g6jni)
>>It's cute you think we'll be allowed to eat sugar.
Or eggs and cheese. $10 says she's a vegan who believes livestock kills Gaia.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:14 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: X at January 09, 2015 01:14 PM (KHo8t)
Posted by: #BlackLivesMatter at January 09, 2015 01:14 PM (e8kgV)
She's in Knoxville, Ohio. That degree (I presume; her CV just says "education") in international affairs and business is really paying off.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2015 01:11 PM (oKE6c
Womens studies, boobs, ass, vagina. I'm done. Where's my diploma?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:14 PM (kgisg)
"... if we would only realize that we are in a world war with Islam we'd take the bodies of the attackers and sew them into pigskins. This may sound strange to most people but it is not about what we believe, it is about what they believe."
Suits is a veteran who served three tours of duty including Bosnia and Iraq. He received a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart. His wife is a former cop.
He's on from 9 am to noon at 790 am.
Posted by: Hepcat at January 09, 2015 01:15 PM (IeR2g)
He would also call a white African who's emigrated to America "white," even though ethnically they are, in fact, African American.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:15 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:15 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 01:15 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 01:16 PM (RnbYZ)
Womens studies, boobs, ass, vagina. I'm done. Where's my diploma?
Were you raped by those eeevil frat boys?
Posted by: Director of Wimminz studies at January 09, 2015 01:16 PM (uSAVP)
Here's a nice sample of that fine African-American
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/453808099923803515/
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2015 01:16 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (5dip
Excellent. Want to assault Mecca with me? I have some cool chain mail shirts with red crosses on 'em!
Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2015 01:16 PM (+5q/2)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:17 PM (8JgVB)
Will $hithead veto Keystone?
... the White House said he won't sign it .. so in 10 days it will become law
Posted by: #BlackLivesMatter at January 09, 2015 01:17 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 09, 2015 01:17 PM (oa/c7)
It would be nice if our betters would listen to what Mohammedans are actually saying, instead of just patting them on the head and explaining what they really mean, like mommies translating for their toddlers.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:18 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 01:18 PM (OH5gn)
Yup. She's more African American than some "African Americans".
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:18 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:18 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:15 PM (4df7R)
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Those are not Africans. They are white imperialist devils.
Posted by: African Unionist at January 09, 2015 01:19 PM (z27Ny)
I used to serve with another MMCM in Italy. Born in Morocco, and more white bread then I am.
It would piss him off that he could not claim African American heritage from being born in Africa to American parents.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:19 PM (g6jni)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 01:19 PM (XzRw1)
Good for you, Sharkman.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: #BringBackOurHumVees at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (e8kgV)
Speaking of locavores and the great flocks of North Carolina ostrich
https://twitter.com/TNLocavore/status/553617827849318400
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (RnbYZ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:18 PM (4df7R)
LOL!
That reminds me of the MacGruber skit where he can't defuse the bomb because he doesn't want to sound like a racist.
"Cut the....uh....Asian wire!!!"
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (doBIb)
Sheesh. Then you can add on the person's region of origin, e.g.,
black African, black Frenchperson, black Antarctican, etc.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 09, 2015 01:17 PM (oa/c7)
*waves wildly* Hello, twin!!!
What're the odds some Greenpeace nut in the near future tries to call penguins "black Antarcticans," not realizing how wrong on so many levels they would be?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: #BlackLivesMatter at January 09, 2015 01:17 PM (e8kgV)
They will try for a pocket veto.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (W5DcG)
Technology (MIT), argues that the food system needs to be "transformed"
because of too many fast food restaurants and "food deserts."
"In today's food system, farm workers face difficult and hazardous
conditions, low-income neighborhoods lack supermarkets but abound in
fast-food restaurants and liquor stores, food products emphasize
convenience rather than wholesomeness, and the international reach of
American fast-food franchises has been a major contributor to an
epidemic of 'globesity'"
OK:
A] MIT originated this, just like they gave us Gruber.
B] It's more of that "poor people don't have access to good food" and "Americans don't choose their food wisely because they eat fast food" crap.
C] Someone is a fan of Commie Cesar Chavez
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: The Penguin at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Charlize Theron at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (8CdUx)
Earlier today the Nebraska Supreme Court okayed (split decision) the pipeline.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (ABcz/)
Eat Moar Lettuce!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (8JgVB)
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Haven't met one yet who was too long.
Posted by: Sandry Fluke at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (z27Ny)
Speaking of locavores and the great flocks of North Carolina ostrich
https://twitter.com/TNLocavore/status/553617827849318400
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (mf5HN)
I would want to hide under a rock and never be seen by another living creature if I was stupid enough to hold up a sign like that AND BELIEVE IT.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (4df7R)
My god-daughter was once telling me that, culturally, there was a huge difference between blacks of African descent and those, like her, of Carribean descent.
Are the differences enough to warrant their own sub-grouping?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (AC0lD)
Speaking of locavores and the great flocks of North Carolina ostrich
https://twitter.com/TNLocavore/status/553617827849318400
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (mf5HN
Spirit animal? Can you make one of those out of a balloon? Paste?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (8JgVB)
I liked it better when you were either an American or were not!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:23 PM (z27Ny)
While he is an ass, I don't know who would call Sean Penn Spectacular.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:23 PM (g6jni)
>>It's cute you think we'll be allowed to eat sugar.
Tell a mexican they can't have Dulce de Leche and you'd best make surer your 404Care id functional and your local hosputal has plenty of sutures.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:23 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (doBIb)
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Ive often wondered..... if you'ved settled on and comfortabl with your sexual orientation.....
.... does that make one a sexual oriental.
... WUT..... Wut'd I say???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 01:23 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: all sarcasm is irony, but not all irony is sarcasm at January 09, 2015 01:23 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (OH5gn)
conditions
More than sitting behind a laptop bitching all day, I'll giver her that, but compared to 50 years ago? Way safer today.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:23 PM (z27Ny
Fucking Asshole.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (5dip8)
A buddy of mine relates the story of how he was corrected at the tool store for trying to order a pair of Dykes (wire cutters, named for their inventor IIRC).
My response would've been, "Oh sorry, my mistake. I meant a fucking pair of dykes, you brainwashed imbecile."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Uncle Joe at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (AC0lD)
It is to laugh!
Posted by: Dem Voeter Registration Official at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (DXzRD)
American fast-food franchises has been a major contributor to an epidemic of 'globesity'"
does my ass look fat?
Posted by: the globe at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (lKyWE)
and I have a great ass--a truly spectacular ass, as it were
Posted by: Charlize Theron at January 09, 2015 01:21 PM (8CdUx)
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Bottoms up!!
Posted by: Kroft at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (NaV4z)
You racist wingnut teabaggers, you.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (DXzRD)
your 404Care id functional and your local hosputal has plenty of
sutures.
They'll be allowed. Americans of pallor won't. Food Justice!
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Juan McCaino' at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (L0my5)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:22 PM (4df7R)
She's so proud!
Bless her heart.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:25 PM (mf5HN)
Dad like to share his knowledge of snatch-blocks.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 01:26 PM (uSAVP)
http://tinyurl.com/olf2d5m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:24 PM (DXzRD)
I'd rather have the smoking corpses of the jihadis being stepped on by all the GIGN troops.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:26 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2015 01:26 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:26 PM (mf5HN)
that got referred to in the above uneducated comment? 'Cause, like,
only Remington is the only maker of pump-action machine guns, Hollywood
movies say so.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (/mTq0)"
No. They looked like pump shotguns you could buy at Cabella's for a couple of hundred dollars. Just regular pump shotguns. I could not tell if they were Remington, Mossberg, Winchester or whatever brand.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 01:27 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:27 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 01:27 PM (OH5gn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:27 PM (kgisg)
Posted by: Charlize Theron at January 09, 2015 01:27 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:27 PM (DXzRD)
store for trying to order a pair of Dykes (wire cutters, named for their
inventor IIRC).
And when I was a cashier at a hardware store (many moons ago) the jokes about the Stud Sensor display by the register never go old.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:28 PM (ABcz/)
The same guys who use them are World Heavyweight Champion fappers too, right?
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:28 PM (doBIb)
Dad like to share his knowledge of snatch-blocks.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 01:26 PM (uSAVP)
----
pulling lube for the win.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 01:28 PM (NaV4z)
Technology (MIT), argues that the food system needs to be "transformed"
because of too many fast food restaurants and "food deserts."
"In today's food system, farm workers face difficult and hazardous
conditions, low-income neighborhoods lack supermarkets but abound in
fast-food restaurants and liquor stores, food products emphasize
convenience rather than wholesomeness, and the international reach of
American fast-food franchises has been a major contributor to an
epidemic of 'globesity'"
You know why poor people buy junk food? Because it's cheap. You know why they can't afford good food? Because asshole leftwing c*nts at MIT have driven the price of food through the roof by meddling with cash crops (ethanol isn't food, and you don't burn food, dammit), protesting GMOs, denying third world nations the kind of cheap technology they need to become self-supporting (cuz greenhouse gases and DDT and the rainforests are MELLLLLTING!), and now are trying to shove a $15/hour minimum wage up the ass of the American people.
Dear leftists,
If you want people to eat healthier, STOP MAKING IT SO EXPENSIVE.
Sincerely,
MWR, who is feeling too old for this shit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:28 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:28 PM (zOTsN)
Sure.
Oh, you meant from the Levant, here on expired paperwork n' such? Not so much.
Tea partiers, OTOH.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 01:29 PM (/jpU8)
I say, for the good of Mother Gaia, all those people should be exterminated immediately.
For the children!
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (6ROe1)
Mine would have been, "Unless YOU are paying for them, you'd best shut the fvck up!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (2UatE)
it already happened
Boston
this is insane
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:28 PM (zOTsN)
And apparently we have jihadi groupies too.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (V70Uh)
That's satire, right?
RIGHT??
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (0HooB)
yeah, because Big (fill in the blank) has torched them all in the dead of night. Think that any of these idiots will spare a moment to comment on the dearth of shoppng opportunities in Ferguson? Or Crown heights? Or parts of L.A.?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (Spluw)
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I just checked the DHS NTAS page. It seems to have been last updated on September 5, 2014 with no current alerts or expired alerts. What?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:31 PM (z27Ny)
Sharkman, my mileage does not vary.
Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (5dip
Excellent. Want to assault Mecca with me? I have some cool chain mail shirts with red crosses on 'em!
---------------
I can bring swords, axes, and polearms. More appropriate than a Remington pump-action machine gun.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:31 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:31 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2015 01:31 PM (Rg/iI)
MWR, who is feeling too old for this shit.
You forgot "And they could fucking drive to a grocery store if you people hadn't driven the cost of owning an driving a car so fucking high."
There's also a bit about these are PEOPLE with their own tastes and preferences and likes and dislikes making choices for themselves, not livestock where she can just change the silage she puts out for them, but it needs a little more vulgarity.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:32 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:32 PM (0LHZx)
So much for the broccoli.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:32 PM (8JgVB)
For government records, you had 2 races - black and white.
Ethnicity was broken down into Caucasian, Black, Asian / Pacific Islander and Hispanic / Latino if I recall.
From what I was told by the people I dealt with, at the agencies, the counselors at the agencies would have trouble with the Hispanics when they would ask them their race. They would simply say that they were Hispanic or Latino and not select black or white. In such cases, the counselors were told to simply look at them and check the appropriate white or black box.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 09, 2015 01:32 PM (AC0lD)
& you don't have to stop playing with your xbox too cook it before you eat it.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: HR
School lunch programs. You still think that I can't?
Posted by: Empress Moochelle at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (Spluw)
my response would have been i don't want wire cutters i want a pair of fat lesbians
Posted by: kj at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (lKyWE)
How about you pay for it.
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Boston Dumbfucks United at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Biffo Boffo at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (1JJ9R)
I say, for the good of Mother Gaia, all those people should be exterminated immediately.
For the children!
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:30 PM (8JgVB)
Move them to the country.... solved my problem...
Posted by: Stalin at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (qh617)
Fen
the Tzarnarov brothers during the Boston Marathon
this sort of thing has happened here and I have very little confidence our betters have the will to prevent or stop it
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (/kI1Q)
IIRC, in the last year there was a big brouhaha over Walmart wanting to open a store in DC (saw it on the news while there on business). All of the usual local grievance leaders wanted to force Walmart to pay a much higher-than-minimum wage, and they were working w/the DC city council to pass something that technically only applied to Walmart (w/out naming them) to do this.
Anyone know what happened? Because that kind of b.s. sure makes it hard for a store selling fresh produce to enter a so-called food desert.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (ABcz/)
As Sam Kinison would say, "We have desert in America. We don't live in them! Move to where the food is! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Desert, food desert. Same same. MOVE to where the food is.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:32 PM (/kI1Q)
___________
Reason cars cost so much is because you have 8 year loans on used cars these days. The how-much-a-month crowd is to blame.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (/jpU8)
grocery store if you people hadn't driven the cost of owning an driving a
car so fucking high."
There's also a bit about these are PEOPLE
with their own tastes and preferences and likes and dislikes making
choices for themselves, not livestock where she can just change the
silage she puts out for them, but it needs a little more vulgarity.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:32 PM (/kI1Q)
Excellent points. How about this:
"PS - Oh, and you f*cking lefty c*ntbag, people who like Big Macs don't take kindly to having alfalfa rammed down their throats by patchouli-scented grad students or their twiggy professors, so shut the f*ck up and sit the f*ck down before someone beats your entitled ass into next Thursday."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: algore at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (B+ujR)
Posted by: kj at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (lKyWE)
Slab-sided works for me. As long as they're bandy-legged, though, it's all good.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 01:35 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: m at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (rn/hC)
Wasn't that long ago that "black" was the preferred word used by Americans of dusky hue to self-describe. Why, you know, there was once even such a thing as the "Congressional Black Caucus", a club of such person who were also members of Congress. I guess they must call it the "Congressional African-American Caucus" now, right?
Sure is tough trying to keep up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 01:35 PM (4k1aC)
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 01:35 PM (/kI1Q)
469 392
Sharkman, my mileage does not vary.
Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2015 12:58 PM (5dip
Excellent. Want to assault Mecca with me? I have some cool chain mail shirts with red crosses on 'em!
---------------
I can bring swords, axes, and polearms. More appropriate than a Remington pump-action machine gun.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:31 PM (/mTq0)
\pulls his bastard sword off the wall...
I'm in...
Posted by: B B Wolf... SCA and HEMA member at January 09, 2015 01:35 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (MbqmP)
_________
THAT is the reason, not the cost. If a bag of chips cost $10 and ingredients to make a grilled chicken salad cost $3, the "youthes" would still buy the bag of chips.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (0LHZx)
Aldi's..
Cheaper then Walmart, and seem to position themselves just along the outside fringe of lower income areas.
Customers are able to walk to their stores, and they tend to focus on affordable, but unfrilly food.
But, it seems that the junk food section is getting larger and larger.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (g6jni)
https://twitter.com/TNLocavore/status/553617827849318400
Posted by: alexthechick
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Pretty sure that is a Tennessee ostrich.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (6ROe1)
No. Thank. You.
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 01:34 PM (/jpU
Target practice?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (kgisg)
Eschmeyer: Now look, these are turnips and really delicious. Let me show you how to cook them.
Young Guy: Tsch, what? You want me to eat that shit?
Eschmeyer: They're grown locally, even in winter.
Young Guy: Da fuq.
Eschmeyer: You can buy them with your EBT card.
Young Guy: Tsch, bitch, I'm not eatin' THAT shit on no fuckin' EBT. I'm out. (walks away)
Eschmeyer: *feeling sad*
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (8JgVB)
I want to know the names and ages of the people murdered in the grocery and those injured
those poor families
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (zOTsN)
And they can do it using their EBT card.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (0LHZx)
The panel concluded that Kane violated grand-jury secrecy rules by leaking investigative material in a bid to embarrass political enemies, sources said.
... name the party ... I know, it simple. She is a Democrat.
Posted by: #NameThatParty at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (0LHZx)
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Only if theft is ruled out.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (8JgVB)
Eschmeyer: "How about smokes and booze then?"Young Guy: "Okay"
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (AC0lD)
"How much you guys wanna bet those were SPAS shotguns
that got referred to in the above uneducated comment? 'Cause, like,
only Remington is the only maker of pump-action machine guns, Hollywood
movies say so.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (/mTq0)"
No.
They looked like pump shotguns you could buy at Cabella's for a couple
of hundred dollars. Just regular pump shotguns. I could not tell if they
were Remington, Mossberg, Winchester or whatever brand.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hmm, maybe Paris cops have the budget to buy Beretta or Bernelli.... I don't know any French shotgun makers not Franchi, my gun fu is weak.
Anyway, I will stand by my earlier assertion that gun control idiots learned everything they needed to know about "assault weapons" from movies and TV shows.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (/mTq0)
But they still get to spend a Brazillian dollars and totally ignore the Fourth Amendment to illegally spy on the rest of us innocent citizens. For. No. Reason.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 01:38 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 01:38 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2015 01:38 PM (ahBY0)
Wish you would clarify Beth. I have a hard time reading between the lines with you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:38 PM (kgisg)
Where's Ace?
Because I totes expect a IS THIS SOMETHING? post from over the purposely controversial music vid featuring Shia Leboof and some girl that no one ever heard of.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2015 01:38 PM (OH5gn)
Hmm, maybe Paris cops have the budget to buy Beretta or Bernelli.... I don't know any French shotgun makers not Franchi, my gun fu is weak.
Could be from FN.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: #NameThatParty at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (e8kgV)
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She does not represent the true Democrat party. She hijacked the party of propriety.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (z27Ny)
FAZ live blog:
Cherif Kouani spoke to French TV before he was killed. Confirmed that he was commissioned and financed by Al Quaeda in Yemen.
Amedy Coulibaly, the deli hostage taker, likewise confirmed that he is a member of IS and coordinated with the Kouanis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (JtwS4)
Wasn't that long ago that "black" was the preferred word used by
Americans of dusky hue to self-describe. Why, you know, there was once
even such a thing as the "Congressional Black Caucus", a club of such
person who were also members of Congress. I guess they must call it the
"Congressional African-American Caucus" now, right?
I don't get why everyone freaks out about using "black" as a race term. It's not like any self-respecting person or organization uses words like "negro" anymore, right?
Oh. http://www.uncf.org/
Still, it's not like anyone- Oh. http://preview.tinyurl.com/qhw8rpv
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 01:38 PM (MYCIw)
Twitter raging takes a toll on Ewoks.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (zOTsN)
Well, they could grow their own food in their yards
If they had yards
And if they had basic 22 firearms, since rabbits and etc eat everything in sight
And shotguns for all the deer nobody is allowed to shoot in the suburbs
Posted by: Bigby's Gloves at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (3ZtZW)
Anyone know what happened? Because that kind of b.s. sure makes it hard for a store selling fresh produce to enter a so-called food desert.
"
And right after that, Trader Joe's wanted to put a store in a depressed area.
The local shake down artists demanded so many concessions from Trader Joe''s that TJ's just said Fcuk it, we're going to build elsewhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:40 PM (g6jni)
always check the 2 Or More Races option. If I go back far enough, I'm
probably mixed with 20 different races.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (0LHZx)
I'm sure I've got some Norman mixed in with my Anglo-Saxon.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:40 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 01:38 PM (0HooB)
----
You forget their IDea of potential terrorists.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:40 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: redenzo at January 09, 2015 01:41 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (IXrOn)
Young Woman: Some what?
Eschmeyer: Organic spinach, sort of creamed and put under a grill.
Young Woman: You eat that?
Eschmeyer: Yes, it's available right over there in that store.
Young Woman: (moving warily away)
Eschmeyer: Michelle Obama grows this in her vegetable garden.
Young Woman's Friend: What was that bitch hitting you up for?
Young Woman: To eat some shit or something.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (8JgVB)
always check the 2 Or More Races option. If I go back far enough, I'm
probably mixed with 20 different races.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:37 PM (0LHZx)
So whats a jackass and an american? Jack-American?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (kgisg)
If they had yards
And if they had basic 22 firearms, since rabbits and etc eat everything in sight
And shotguns for all the deer nobody is allowed to shoot in the suburbs
Posted by: Bigby's Gloves at January 09, 2015 01:39 PM (3ZtZW)
And if their local governments didn't make it illegal to grow food in your own yard.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (4df7R)
Little ball of fur...
Posted by: Garrett at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (OYLty)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (IXrOn)
Blame the banks and the Federal Reserve for that one. They are deathly afraid of deflation caused by low oil prices, and know that more QE will lead to hyper-inflation.
No one is buying new homes, except for Chinese, who are buying them to get rid of US dollars as fast as they can.
So now the banks are trying for a car loan bubble: Sell car loans to NINJAs ( No Income, No Job? Approved! ), bundle these bad loans, and sell the bad loans to suckers as derivatives.
Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (6ROe1)
for a store selling fresh produce to enter a so-called food desert.
They moved on to greener pastures and DC did w/o a low cost Walmart.
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 01:43 PM (wlDny)
Obama has announced hi plan for "free" community college in TN. It's not free you asshole. I and others are paying for it.
How about you pay for it.
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 01:33 PM (wlDny)
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IIRC that started last year at the state level using lotto money. Is dick-weed trying to get in the middle/take credit for it?
Posted by: Kudzu King at January 09, 2015 01:43 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Randy at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (Xv7f/)
If his bereavement is such that it's muddling his concentration on the job, let him take bereavement leave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 01:43 PM (4k1aC)
The local shake down artists demanded so many concessions from Trader Joe''s that TJ's just said Fcuk it, we're going to build elsewhere.
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If I remember correctly, the shake down artists in question weren't even from the affected community.
Posted by: junior at January 09, 2015 01:43 PM (N+HLW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (IXrOn)
This is why we just need to call black people black. Sheesh
***
That's what I do. I have a cousin that thinks this is remarkable and scandalous or something.
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Boston Dumbfucks United at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: imp at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (XIXZz)
469 392
\pulls his bastard sword off the wall...
I'm in...
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An actual HEMA member here at AoS! Fellow morons, I present a modern student of the Medieval arts martial. Excellent, you can show the scimitar-waving Haradrim how it's done. My sword-work is very elementary, will have to settle for giving you second-rank support with halberd or glaive.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (IXrOn)
The special prosecutor and grand jury investigating allegations that Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen G. Kane leaked secret information to a newspaper have found evidence of wrongdoing and recommended that she be criminally charged, according to numerous people familiar with the decision.
The panel concluded that Kane violated grand-jury secrecy rules by leaking investigative material in a bid to embarrass political enemies, sources said.
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I can't stand that see you next Tuesday. She's Eric Holder with a lighter complexion and a bigger dick.
Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (1JJ9R)
Plus, Rachel Carson was wrong and did incalculable damage to countless kids living under the threat of malaria.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (8JgVB)
The poor should be taught to kill and eat hobos.
Low in carbs, and cheaper than junk food.
Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2015 01:36 PM (6ROe1)"
They have to be properly cooked to make sure that all the germs have been killed, and there are a lot of germs. They are also tough and stringy.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (IXrOn)
Oh right
That too
Posted by: Bigby's Gloves at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (3ZtZW)
Sounds like the Friday Night Hobo Hunt.
Which I'm all for, BTW. Needless to say, there needs to be some backlash.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (0HooB)
magic words uttered
"that have nothing to do with the Islamic religion"
full commie retreat commence
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 01:45 PM (PD6iL)
You have to brine them for at least a week.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2015 01:46 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:46 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (/mTq0) I have guns.
Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 01:46 PM (xWW96)
Best to marinate it first and cook it over a slow fire.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:47 PM (8JgVB)
There is a part of me that thinks you are correct.
Old saying: You can't get blood from a turnip.
New saying: Wa de fuq is a turnip?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:47 PM (g6jni)
Hollande
rise on Sunday together to represent those values of democracy, freedom and pluralism that we are all attached to and that Europe represents
...
long live the republic, long live France is how he signed off
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:47 PM (IXrOn)
The case is Palmer v. John Doe, #14-676, and the Supreme Court is scheduled to confer on the petition today -- Friday, January 9. The Department of Justice has registered no response to the Petition. This isn't the first time the Department has tried to kill something by silence.
Posted by: #NameThatParty at January 09, 2015 01:47 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:48 PM (8JgVB)
Hollande telling people to rise on Sunday and show unity, I think...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:46 PM (IXrOn)
Is that the seventh or eighth day of the week????
Posted by: Bodybuilder #1 at January 09, 2015 01:48 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 01:48 PM (xWW96)
Hollande talking now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (IXrOn)
Ah, good. The surrender.Five more days until the world mostly forgets all about this.And remember, if the Russians, RUSSIANS of all people, didn't wipe the Chechnyans off the map off after the horrors of Beslan, then who knows what these Western countries are ultimately willing to put up with?It's quite a feat of indoctrination and fear of the government to ignore the strangers killing people of your own kind and go about your daily lives.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 09, 2015 01:48 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:49 PM (zOTsN)
But he has to. Did he finally invite Marine Le Pen, or is he a political hack to the last?
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:49 PM (8JgVB)
If they bathe in salt water, does that count as a day of brining?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:49 PM (g6jni)
561 Hollande says the attacks had "nothing to do with the Islamic religion"
Islam has nothing to do with "Da Prophet" (piss be upon him)
Posted by: CM at January 09, 2015 01:49 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:4
Fucking Lutherans!!!
I told them not to make those Luther Dartboards. But, noooooooooooo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 01:49 PM (kgisg)
When 30 cops all cut loose at once, it could sond like full auto to the unfamiliar ear.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:49 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:50 PM (DXzRD)
No one is buying new homes, except for Chinese, who are buying them to get rid of US dollars as fast as they can.
So now the banks are trying for a car loan bubble: Sell car loans to NINJAs ( No Income, No Job? Approved! ), bundle these bad loans, and sell the bad loans to suckers as derivatives.
Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (6ROe1)
_______________
Oh yeah it's fucked up. It's like housing bubble but on a smaller scale. It's just as insane though. And it's why a fucking Honda Civic is $20K+ these days. A fucking Civic!!
But I also blame the consumers who sign up for the $199/mo payment which turns that $20K into $30K over the 7 or 8 years. But hey $199/mo, I can afford that.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 01:50 PM (0LHZx)
Putin slagged the hell out of Grozny. The city looked like postwar Berlin once he was done.
Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2015 01:50 PM (6ROe1)
Hacktivist group Anonymous announces it will avenge Charlie by shutting down jihadist websites.
http://bit.ly/1BVfh6J
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 01:50 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Lester at January 09, 2015 01:51 PM (2UPXV)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:42 PM (4df7R)
OMG. Now I'm thinking about that woman in, um, Detroit? Maybe? Anyway, her yard had to be dug up and instead of planting grass, she made these lovely raised beds, with nice planters, and was growing her own food. It looked like something you'd see on HGTV or DIY or something. Seriously, it was impressive.
You see where this is going. Oh no no no no, that cannot be, said Mr. Stick Up His Ass Code Enforcement Guy. It does not keep with the aesthetic of the neighborhood.
*ragetwitch*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 01:51 PM (mf5HN)
Attack! Everyone line up in the open and spray from the hip!
RAAAAAA!
Posted by: Hollywood gunfighters at January 09, 2015 01:51 PM (0NdlF)
Is that the seventh or eighth day of the week????
Posted by: Bodybuilder #1
You don't count the first Sunday, retard.
Posted by: imp at January 09, 2015 01:51 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:52 PM (IXrOn)
http://bit.ly/1BVfh6J
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)
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If the jihadi scum can only identify and attack them, that would be a win-win!
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:52 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:52 PM (DXzRD)
Walmart wanted to build a store on the south side of Chicago a few years ago. Same SJW politicians, same BS. They built the store across the boundry in Evergreen park instead. FU Chicago
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 09, 2015 01:53 PM (FIrEF)
If he does a volte-face on the multiculti conventional wisdom he loses his left and the Muslims. He's already going to lose a chunk of the center over this.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2015 01:53 PM (o+SC1)
UN Secretary General says Paris attacks were a crime and had nothing to do with religion
the meme is set
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN)
The liberal do-gooders here in Scum Scamfrisco decided at one point that the liquor-lottery-and-junk-food corner stores adjacent to all of the city's housing projects needed to be coerced to carry fresh organic produce.
Since we all know that the sorts of people who live in the projects are quietly clamoring for fresh organic produce.
Suffice it to say that hilarious hijinks resulted.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09, 2015 01:53 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:54 PM (IXrOn)
I know, right?
I don't need a president, any president but especially Obama, putting this whole thing in context for me. Because no one believes he's planning on doing anything here to prevent similar attacks. And his offers to assist France? What on earth could he do that wouldn't muck it up? King Merde Midas.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 01:54 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 01:54 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:54 PM (8JgVB)
Of course anyone who opposes this will be immediately slapped with the "anti-education" canard - and there are several creapweasel Repub senators who are already all over this (the two savants from TN, for example).
Posted by: DocJ at January 09, 2015 01:55 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2015 01:50 PM (6ROe1)
That's good to know. Thanks. Funny I never saw anything about it.
And it still wasn't enough....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 09, 2015 01:55 PM (AC0lD)
the meme is set
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN)
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Who cares what some Ki-moonie thinks? Send him back to the airport for collections!
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 01:55 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:55 PM (zOTsN)
Hollande and the UN are calling al-Sisi a liar?
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:56 PM (8JgVB)
activist who believes that all aspects of food production and
consumption should be 'shared fairly.'
How come 'shared fairly' usually translates to taking from me.
Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at January 09, 2015 12:47 PM (fWAjv)
"food justice" = communism. Full stop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 01:56 PM (4k1aC)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:56 PM (DXzRD)
If I were a Parisian who wasn't Muslim I;d be royally Po'ed at Hollande.
I guess he's trying to protect French Muslims but how freaking
difficult is it to say. "Muslim jihadists are behind these attacks but.
We have __ " of peaceful Muslims in our country. We urge everyone to
remain calm."
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He can't say that because it is a false statement. The muslim communities in France, especially the slums of Paris, are militant, anti-French, and willing supporters of the gunmen. Hollande is a Leftist appeaser who is wussing out of confronting the religion-based insurgency in his country.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:57 PM (/mTq0)
How difficult is it? Very.
Because France doesn't have a majority of peaceful muzzies.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:57 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:57 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 01:57 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:47 PM (8JgVB)
Crock pot. C'est magnifique!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:57 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:57 PM (zOTsN)
[Soviet] propaganda was not intended to persuade, much less to inform, but to humiliate. For this reason the less true it was, the better ... The more preposterous the claims and the more obvious the defects in reasoning, the more effective they were, especially for intelligent and educated people.
Theodore Dalrymple
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 01:57 PM (8JgVB)
An actual HEMA member here at AoS! Fellow morons, I present a modern student of the Medieval arts martial. Excellent, you can show the scimitar-waving Haradrim how it's done. My sword-work is very elementary, will have to settle for giving you second-rank support with halberd or glaive.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (/mTq0
We have lots of longbow experts here at the HQ.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (XzRw1)
Here in our very upscale townhouse community, there is an influx of urbanite, white, first time home-owning twenty something, married with children, free thinking vegan ranchers, all living with their 19 foot wide back yards, and their Mercedes, nannies and BMWs.
First project....raised bed vegetable gardens, for the children.
By the end of the first growing season, the gardens are forgotten ignored, and have been taken over by the rats who burrow under the wood frames, and into the growing soil for easy living.
Poor people growing veggies/
Have at it.
Yuppies pretending to grow free range vegan veal in a rubbermaid container under a grow-lamp?
Fuq-em.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (g6jni)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: confused guy at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 01:59 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 01:59 PM (IXrOn)
nothing says "pussy" more than a long wool scarf wrapped loosely around your scrawny neck in a well-heated bldg
Posted by: Charlize Theron at January 09, 2015 01:59 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 01:59 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 02:00 PM (nqBYe)
The end result was:
a) Near-universal adoption of the five-finger discount and a ruinous shrinkage rate, and
b) A state law that you cannot buy alcohol at a self-service checkout line, forcing them to maintain a staffed checkstand.
There's a reason food costs so much in such neighborhoods.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2015 02:00 PM (o+SC1)
But there is a way to call out particular groups within Islam, and he should do that at every opportunity. Divide and conquer.
But he's a pussy.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:00 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:00 PM (zOTsN)
An actual HEMA member here at AoS! Fellow morons, I present a modern
student of the Medieval arts martial. Excellent, you can show the
scimitar-waving Haradrim how it's done. My sword-work is very
elementary, will have to settle for giving you second-rank support with
halberd or glaive.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 01:44 PM (/mTq0
We have lots of longbow experts here at the HQ.
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Longbows, crossbows, and dispensers of Holy Hand Grenades are indispensable and welcome inclusion for any successful Crusade.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:01 PM (/mTq0)
"food justice" = communism. Full stop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 01:56 PM (4k1aC)
"food justice" = Holodomor
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 02:01 PM (TIIx5)
http://tinyurl.com/k5cfegk
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:01 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Charlize Theron at January 09, 2015 02:01 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:02 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:02 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: @votermom at January 09, 2015 02:02 PM (rU0CD)
Posted by: DocJ at January 09, 2015 01:55 PM (zrsn3)
____________
Maybe not.
"Tennessee's senior senator Lamar Alexander says the president's plan for a national expansion of Tennessee Promise is a bad idea. Alexander is the chairman of the Senate Education Committee and a former Secretary of Education."
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:03 PM (0LHZx)
John Boehner is a darkie. Is that racist?
Posted by: confused guy at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (wAQA5)
Yes. He's not a darkie. The proper term is "Citrus-American".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 02:03 PM (TIIx5)
mass murder in Nigeria and a world capital held hostage and it doesn't affect him one bit
he really does not give a shit
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 02:03 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:03 PM (0LHZx)
Our pussified governments are basically telling us to smile and feel
righteous while the E-slammers shoot us in the face. But hey, they are
our betters, no?
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They haven't changed a word of their statement since 1979, have they?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:03 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 02:03 PM (nqBYe)
for a national expansion of Tennessee Promise is a bad idea. Alexander
is the chairman of the Senate Education Committee and a former Secretary
of Education."
Appreciate the correction - NRO had Lamar! on board with this as recently as this morning.
Posted by: DocJ at January 09, 2015 02:04 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2015 02:04 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:04 PM (8JgVB)
John Boehner is a darkie. Is that racist?
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The Jocks and Scandis all say Boehner is inauthentic and not representational of the life experiences of North-Europeans.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:05 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 02:01 PM (TIIx5)
#GoogleIt
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 02:06 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: DocJ at January 09, 2015 02:04 PM (zrsn3)
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The other RINO from TN is fully on board though. He was on hand to welcome Obama at the community college where the announcement was made.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:07 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 02:07 PM (XzRw1)
586
UN Secretary General says Paris attacks were a crime and had nothing to do with religion
the meme is set
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 01:53 PM (zOTsN)
You just know that if Eric Rudolph was still out there blowing up abortion clinics today every single media outlet would be referring to him as a Christian terrorist.
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2015 02:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 02:07 PM (nqBYe)
Have at it.
Yuppies pretending to grow free range vegan veal in a rubbermaid container under a grow-lamp?
Fuq-em.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 01:58 PM (g6jni)
Ha! Here's the story: http://bit.ly/1yL8PBk
I'd forgotten about the suitable = common idiocy.
If someone does something like this and then it goes to hell, I have no problem with saying um yeah no rats plz.
But this was jackassery.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 02:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 02:06 PM (4df7R)
From the HQ? How many sanity points do you think I have to spare?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:07 PM (M1uf/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxrJzWW5_00
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 02:08 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson riots at January 09, 2015 01:06 PM (VAsIq)
Don't be calling her "sharp" either. Did you ever try to read her thesis?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 02:08 PM (4k1aC)
Heh.
I should start a food non-profit names Holodomor. I wonder if anyone would catch that at the paperwork submission? Nah....
Posted by: Bigby's Gloves at January 09, 2015 02:08 PM (3ZtZW)
I know its old, but that bodybuilder thread in the sidebar is the type of comedy that will be funny forever.
I propose a dramatic reading from the cobs for the next AoS podcast.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2015 02:08 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 09, 2015 02:09 PM (zNKCm)
FAZ live blog:
Police looking for girl terrorist since yesterday. No sign that she was involved in the grocery store hostage situation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 02:09 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 02:07 PM (XzRw1)
________
Indeed. Before we wanted 100% of illegals to stay. Now we only want 99.7% of them to stay.
The people have spoken and we listened.
Posted by: Bitch and the Boner at January 09, 2015 02:10 PM (0LHZx)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2901670/
She'd been on the job 15 days.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2015 02:10 PM (o+SC1)
How can you make money selling fresh produce and protein that taste good to a low-income urban population? Where has this been tried? How has it succeeded or failed, and why?
Here's a tip: talk to Will Allen.
Here's another tip: try working with fast food franchises.
Everything else is a waste of time.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:11 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Bigby's Gloves at January 09, 2015 02:08 PM (3ZtZW)
They would assume you were making some pun on "Hodor" from Game of Thrones. Because people are kind of dumb like that.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 02:11 PM (4df7R)
Anything not required is forbidden.
Especially anything which would let one start to become independent from the State.
She might be able to afford food on her own, but poor people might see what she did and *gasp* decide to do it themselves!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:11 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: An Observation at January 09, 2015 02:11 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:12 PM (7ObY1)
This is what really sucks. If the European Right can't deal with their deep anti-Semitism, it will make it harder to deal with the Islamist scum. I could never get over the fact that these people hate a minority (Jews) who pose no physical threat to them more than a tidal wave of backward, Christian-hating, murderous shitheads that are over-running their countries and may yet dominate their countries....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 02:12 PM (A9YbW)
Fun With Dick & Jane had more depth.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:13 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 09, 2015 02:13 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: An Observation at January 09, 2015 02:11 PM (ylhEn)
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African-Clueless
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 02:14 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Citizen X
I believe it was "First Beard of the US".
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 09, 2015 02:14 PM (/Ho8c)
More of the same ignorance I see. I guess the body count wasn't high enough for politicians to stop lying to the public about what we're up against.
Posted by: ChairmanLMAO at January 09, 2015 02:14 PM (En0IY)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:14 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: An Observation at January 09, 2015 02:11 PM (ylhEn)
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He's a half-African-American-African-American. Let's focus here, people.
Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2015 02:14 PM (qbgxo)
When I lived in DC I had to buy my groceries at the watergate. You had to get way out of town to find a walmart.
The car price thing, people also roll up all their debt from other sources into a car payment. Which is how you end up with 6 years of 600 a month payments for a 20k car and consider it a good deal. *eyeroll*
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (DXzRD)
Biggest single problem with this model is that the target population would need to learn to prepare and cook with said ingredients. Then clean up afterward.
They don't like learning. They're hard to teach. They also don't like exerting themselves even slightly.
Talked to someone who was once a Section 8 landlord. Their tenants would refuse even to bestir themselves to change burned out light bulbs, even when provided with new bulbs.
Best of luck getting them to prepare their own meals from scratch.
Fast food succeeds in the underclass market because it fits neatly into underclass behavioral patterns.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (noWW6)
My Scandi and Jock ancestors ate turnips during the Medieval winters because that was what was available when no onions were forthcoming. Then Sir Walter Raleigh showed them some potatoes and turnips were promptly relegated to hog feed.
If foodies want "food justice", they should do something about the inflation of prices at the grocery store: $2.50 for Campbell's Chunky soups, $3.00 for English muffins, $4-7.00 for deli meat and cheese, beef is more expensive than premium gasoline per pound...
Fast food is just as bad. Waffle house raised its prices 20% during the Obamessiah Years of Manna, and they are still a better value than any burger joint you can name. Plus I get free refills of coffee, real coffee and none of that Starbucks crap.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (/mTq0)
Heh. Heh. Hahahahahahahaha!
Thanks, tvc, I needed that on a day like this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Bigby's Gloves at January 09, 2015 02:16 PM (3ZtZW)
FBOTUS.... The FBUS
Kinda has a nice ring to it...
Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 02:16 PM (jjaLl)
This is the type of thing that all of Euurope has to do in concert and I don't see that happening any time soon. Once they do decide something needs to be done, muslims will be 50% of the population.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:16 PM (0LHZx)
We have reviewed our latest topo maps of
the city of Brattleboro. It seems your little city
is not easily dependable. Thought you should know.
Yours in Christ
GMB
Posted by: The Green Mountain Boys at January 09, 2015 02:16 PM (XzRw1)
I went to website & found article that EgyptianPresident went to Coptic Christian Church & wished them a Merry Christmas. He went during the Mass & spoke for a few minutes.
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 02:17 PM (sj3Ax)
???
No, Mr Hollande, these fanatics have *everything* to do with Mohammedism. Mohammedism is an evil death cult. They are merely following the teachings of their demonic god and his prophet.
It's the ones who *aren't* shouting "Allahu Akbar" and trying to cut off your head who "have nothing to do with [Mohammedism]."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:17 PM (M1uf/)
oh boy
terrorist met Sarkozy in 2009 after a magazine did an article about youth unemployment and profiled him
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SGT York at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (gjaCP)
If the Feds raise the gas tax, food prices will rise, setting the low-income folks back even further. Of course, that's a feature, not a bug, since it gives the Statists all the excuse they need to raise taxes on something or someone else to pay for the increase. And then beg the Fed to debauch the currency some more.
Hypocrites, the whole lot of them.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (8JgVB)
Sarkozy provided assistance to Charlie Hebdo when they were taken to court in 2007 by some Imams mad at them for publishing the Mohammed cartoons.
At the time, Sarkozy was one of their favorite targets for mockery and his testimony was basically (though much more eloquently stated): These guys make fun of everyone, and I don't want their freedom to do so taken away just because it hurts their feelings.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (ABcz/)
Probably the only two leaders who will address this correctly is Bibi and Canada's Harper.
Here's Harper yesterday:
"The international jihadist movement has declared war. They have declared war on anybody who does not think and act exactly as they wish they would think and act," Harper said Thursday in Delta, B.C. "They have declared war on any country like ourselves that values freedom, openness and tolerance."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (IXrOn)
Has Sarkozy said anything or is he cowering behind PC correctness too?
Balls deep in Dijon mustard probably.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 02:12 PM (A9YbW)
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I was saying the other day that any real backlash that happens in Europe will happen to the Jews. They'll contort to impossible positions in order to do this. I could almost make a wager on this.
Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (qbgxo)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (zOTsN)
yea, claiming not heard, blah blah blah
assimilate
or leave
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:19 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (lIU4e)
_____________
I was at a dealership getting warranty work done on my car. I overheard a customer who was trading in a 2012 truck, with 15K miles. He was upside down about $7K based on what he owed vs what the trade in value was. No problem, just rolled that $7K into his new loan for a 2014. And his new payment? Oh just $575 a month...for 84 months. For a truck that was maybe $30K.
I was so tempted to turn around and scream, ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:19 PM (0LHZx)
Slate had a really long piece about Whole Foods in Detroit.
http://is.gd/Z7LnW1
Spoiler: They mostly failed.
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 02:19 PM (/kI1Q)
"The international jihadist movement has declared war. They have declared war on anybody who does not think and act exactly as they wish they would think and act," Harper said Thursday in Delta, B.C. "They have declared war on any country like ourselves that values freedom, openness and tolerance."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (IXrOn)
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And...they declared war a long time ago...what is different now?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 02:19 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (qbgxo)
That is why they are fleeing Europe (mostly to the US). The Jews read the writing on the wall. No one has their back.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:20 PM (IXrOn)
Correct, and free movement is guaranteed by the Lisbon Treaty. There is no budging on that. If you want to know who is explicit about wanting "mixing" just like this, on principle, under penalty, look up Peter Sutherland.
Fish rots from the head.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:20 PM (8JgVB)
so far all I can find is that Sarkozy said in regard to Charlie Hebdo is that he preferred an excess of caricature to an excess of censorship
LePen polling at 40% before the attacks. Running against Sarkozy for 1017 nom
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:20 PM (zOTsN)
Because I've been told if he did the French now deserve it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2015 02:21 PM (hLRSq)
Wow. Harper used "international," "jihadist," and, "war" all in the same sentence.
*faints*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2015 02:21 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:20 PM (IXrOn)
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Fleeing to the US and voting straight "D". Not unlike union people who retire from NY, move to FL for the lower taxes and vote for Democrats who want to increase taxes to NY levels.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:21 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:21 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (IXrOn)
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And the only DC politician to state this obvious fact here in the US is *choke* Miss Lindsey. We are living in interesting times.
Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2015 02:21 PM (qbgxo)
This is the type of thing that all of Euurope has to do in concert and I don't see that happening any time soon. Once they do decide something needs to be done, muslims will be 50% of the population.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:16 PM (0LHZx)
I've been looking at the stats on population "diversity" in Europe. France is not pretty.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:22 PM (IXrOn)
Kid says to me this morning "why are we tracking poop? I came here to learn something!"
He's still running. and when he's done running he's going to fucking run some more. This fucking far from DQing his ass. idiot.
Sorry guys. Yer probaby tired of my stories but this is a safe place to vent.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 09, 2015 02:22 PM (x3YFz)
Parents let a Section 8 tenant rent a newish house. Bad mistake.
Had a puppy against the rental agreement.
Did not housetrain said puppy, so I had the joy of trying to get dog pee smell out of every room in the house.
Nasty stains in every room's carpet, from knocked over room-scent bottles - probably to mask the dog pee stink.
Posted by: CM at January 09, 2015 02:22 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (z27Ny)
Yeah, he sounds like he's on his way to a conversion experience. If that happens, I wonder how long he survives.
Sure, right now he's talking about Mohammedism addressing the jihadis in its midst. But *if* he's really honest with himself, then he will discover that the reason Mohammedism hasn't already dealt with them is that it approves of them- it preaches jihad and smiting the infidel.
At that point, he'll either say "F*ck it" to all religion, or turn to another (good chance, just based on his situation, that it would be Christianity, but it could be just about any of them).
I wonder how long he'd survive that.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: ed gibbon at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (5DdVJ)
Not too hard, since I can see Canada from my house.
And the weather would be the same.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (/Ho8c)
We have lots of longbow experts here at the HQ.>>>
English or Apache?
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Hombre, Le Batarde, Kentucky Primitive, and Daryl schools of marksmanship all welcome.
(Daryl is the new measure of awesome of bowmen. Anybody else watch the past couple of Hobbit movies and think Legolas stole all his moves? Point blank shot, arrow stab, awkward balance shot...)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (/mTq0)
No new thread yet? Oh well:
"federal Pell grant to help pay for the tuition" - My brother said when he was in CC, there was day after everyone got the grants when they all stopped coming or dropped out. They had a name for it, but I don't remember what it was.
T9, I've been enjoying your stories!
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (lIU4e)
Not too hard, since I can see Canada from my house.
And the weather would be the same.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:23 PM (7ObY1)
__________
Top income tax in
US: 39.4%
Canada 29%
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:24 PM (0LHZx)
And as to controlling immigration in Europe, it's not that easy on the Med. Things are very, very bad across all of North Africa and through to Syria. People are very desperate to get out.
So, they pay smugglers. The smugglers newest trick (there were two instances two weeks ago) is to pack them in an old freighter, lock them in the hold, launch it toward Italy and have the captain and crew disembark.
Two ghost ships were brought under control by the Italian coast guard. Like everything else messy in life, there are root causes. Which are horrible.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 02:24 PM (JtwS4)
My black West Indian friend sure doesn't want to be called "African American."
He says his people have nothing to do with those...well, I can't say it here. HE can. I can't.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:24 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Sharia Compliance Officer at January 09, 2015 02:24 PM (zOTsN)
LeContredicteur retweeted
MediaResearchCenter @theMRC
Networks Push 'Free' Community College; No Interest in Actual Cost http://bit.ly/1DtlPNH
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:24 PM (IXrOn)
No, I think they're funny.
Also, you should totally make him run/do PT until he can answer his own question. And not with "because the guy in charge said so."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:25 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:24 PM (IXrOn)
____________
We'll just tax evil rich white people. They can afford it.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:25 PM (0LHZx)
Gardening be hard, yo! Ima gonna use my EBT and get me some cheetos!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 02:25 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:25 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (5f5bM)
Vive le Canada!
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Baldy at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (+35FH)
666 Mr Hollande says 'these fanatics have nothing to do with Muslim religion'
More of the same ignorance I see. I guess the body count wasn't high enough for politicians to stop lying to the public about what we're up against.
Not ignorance. Deliberate propaganda in favor of the Muslim aggressors.
Declaration of allegiance, and it isn't to the victims for this attack.
Plan accordingly.
Posted by: CM at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (0NdlF)
Which means that EU immigration policy effectively subsidizes organized crime.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (8JgVB)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:25 PM (8JgVB)
__________
I don't like religion. Doesn't mean I can't agree with religious people on other topics.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (0LHZx)
LeContredicteur @AceofSpadesHQ
Dear France,
Our infantile, ignorant left has decided, after two days of pondering, that @Charlie_Hebdo_ is viciously racist.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:26 PM (8JgVB)
John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz 2m2 minutes ago
Eugene Robinson: Boy, it's good those jihadists are in France because if they were here they'd have guns!
http://t.co/wVFjgLXNk9
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 02:27 PM (ZPrif)
http://tinyurl.com/mxtkbg4
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:27 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:25 PM (8JgVB)
/sigh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:27 PM (IXrOn)
war. They have declared war on anybody who does not think and act
exactly as they wish they would think and act," Harper said Thursday in
Delta, B.C. "They have declared war on any country like ourselves that
values freedom, openness and tolerance."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:18 PM (IXrOn)
I like Harper, but this is not new. The jihadis declared war when islam was founded, and they REdeclared war on 9/11. Just because we like to pretend that war is over doesn't mean it is.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (4df7R)
O_o
So... someone just P-Shopped those guns into the videos? WTF?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (M1uf/)
I guess theres something in france and it involves muslims.
So pretty much: didn't really miss anything.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (x3YFz)
For all the shit Canada gets about being socialist, its income / payroll tax rates are much lower than supposedly capitalist America.
Sales tax....that shit is high. But I'd rather have high sales tax and low income tax than the other way around.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (0LHZx)
John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz 2m2 minutes ago
Eugene Robinson: Boy, it's good those jihadists are in France because if they were here they'd have guns!
http://t.co/wVFjgLXNk9
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 02:27 PM (ZPrif)
instead, rocket and grenade launchers.
yeah, smart power there
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (IXrOn)
Isn't there a word that translates roughly as "foxes" that actual-Africans use to refer (very pejoratively) to AAs? Trying to remember where I saw that, and Wikipedia either isn't it or got scrubbed...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 02:29 PM (DT3rQ)
Yeah, I've refinished hardwood floors in Sexion 8 places. The smell of dog-piss infused sawdust will be in my nose for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 02:29 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Baldy at January 09, 2015 02:29 PM (+35FH)
I guess theres something in france and it involves muslims.
Muslims murdered 12 people from a lefty newspaper because they insult Da Profit. They're dead now.
Hollande has apparently just declared this attack has nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: CM at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (4df7R)
**************
I'd argue that the first WTC bombing was the redeclaration,followed by the embassy bombings, the USS Cole, etc., but the Clinton Administration didn't want to acknowledge what was going on.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (5f5bM)
The stupid are the financiers natural prey.
Business is good.
Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (0LHZx)
Income tax is deductible, sales tax is not.
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (wlDny)
Saying that people cause these deaths because they offended them or dishonor mohammad, yeah that's not capitalized, is just like saying a woman was raped because her skirt was too short or a man beats his girlfriend/wife because dinner was cold. so, fuck that, I'm done, I AM OFFENDED BY ISLAMIST, THEIR SHARING THE SAME PLANET AND BREATHING THE SAME AIR IS AN OFFENSE TO MY RELIGOUS BELIEFS!!!!!
Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (LbPGR)
My main problems with Canada- Single payer (though they're moving away from that, I understand), and gun laws.
I'm chaffing here in TX that they haven't *already* passed open carry. And the legislative session hasn't even started.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (M1uf/)
Making inner-city kids eat organically raised turnips in the winter season is no food justice at all.
------
My grandfather had a little farm when I was a kid and we would periodically get a sac of turnips dropped off, which would eat for a week. I hated turnips growing up, but after I graduated college and hadn't had them in a while I realized one day that I was craving turnips! Amazing. Now I pick them up sometimes.
But that would not be the first veggie I would try to sell to the poor. Too bad our betters hate potatoes so much!
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (lIU4e)
US: 39.4%
Canada 29%
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:24 PM (0LHZx)
When you factor in provincial taxes it's more like 50% (exception alberta 40 combined) & add a "goods and services" tax of 5% on pretty much everything....
Posted by: ed gibbon at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (5DdVJ)
Glad to see the idjits who are responsible for letting these people roam the countryside because they didn't want to offend them are back in charge.
A friend in Paris advised this line received applause at several of the cafe's watching the speech.
I expect more of this in the future. France has not only the largest population of Muslims in Europe, but scores who are disaffected, went to fight with IS and live in neighborhoods that are virtually countries within a country.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2015 02:31 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (wlDny)
Yes, it is, if you itemize.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (5f5bM)
He's still running. and when he's done running he's going to fucking run some more.
Irony lost.
1. Learn to STFU.
2. See, you just learned something.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: lindafell in her own time zone at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (LbPGR)
lunchtime.
Kid says to me this morning "why are we tracking poop? I came here to learn something!"
He's still running. and when he's done running he's going to fucking run some more. This fucking far from DQing his ass. idiot.
Sorry guys. Yer probaby tired of my stories but this is a safe place to vent.
--------------------
Tracking and outdoor survival class? Yeah, takes a while to learn the basics and apply them out there.
One of the reasons that TV show "(Not) Finding Bigfoot" is full of it, they have no one worth a damn who can do real tracking, so they have to stand around in the dark and act like tom-fools. OTOH I am sure a few grizzled old trackers of the Mountain Man/retired SpecOps type HAVE successfully found some Bigfoot tracks....and promptly gone the other way since their plans did not involve playing hide and go seek with a surly creature that plainly wants nothing to do with humans.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (/mTq0)
I think he's talking about Canadian citizenship.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (M1uf/)
Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (VndSC)
That immediately set off speculation as to who might run for seat, producing a long list of possible names. Among them: San Francisco-based NextGen Climate founder and billionaire environmentalist Tom Steyer. And while some of those mentioned are rushing to deny their intention to get into what's likely to be a crowded race, Steyer isn't among them.
The Hill is reporting that "a source close to Steyer" told them, "My sense is that he will take a look at it and consider it over the next few days or so."
Posted by: Michael Mann at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (e8kgV)
That said, I often wonder about this myself. We have a growing Muslim population in the US They too get to enjoy Second Amendment rights too, correct? This could be a problem down the line.
I'm not giving Robinson any credit and I'm not anti-gun. It's just a thought I've had and I see no way it can be stopped....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (A9YbW)
There, I said it. Yeah, I know he was supposed to be Rosicrucian but he was Palestinian and he killed RFK because he thought he was too supportive of Israel. And the blind sheikh boasted of it.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (Rx8ML)
And cold. Really really cold.
What am I saying? It's negative four here.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 02:33 PM (dFi94)
Not sure. The word he uses that I can't rhymes with schmear schmuckers.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 02:33 PM (7ObY1)
Correct. Jew-hating is a major obstacle. IIRC, Marine has tried to
distance herself from it more than her father, but I haven't looked
closely yet. If she did, she'd be more likely to be at the table. As it
stands, she's too easy to push away.
Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 02:15 PM (8JgVB)"
No real problem. After another couple of years like 2014, all the Jews in France will have been driven out by the Muslims. Then Le Pen does not have to deal with the issue.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 02:33 PM (PD6iL)
I'm chaffing here in TX that they haven't *already* passed open carry. And the legislative session hasn't even started.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (M1uf/)
________
Single Payer: yeah it sucks, but within 10 years it will be single payer here as well. At least in Canada everyone gets the freebie. Here, evil rich (white) people will still have to pay.
Guns: Gun laws aren't as bad as people think. You can still buy guns including handguns, just have to go through a few hoops to get them, and there are restrcctions on types of weapons, ie no AR-15s. But it's not like England or anything like that where guns are essentially banned.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:34 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Infidel at January 09, 2015 02:34 PM (Z1SI2)
"Too many bodies to count..."
We are at war with Islam. The sooner our "leaders" can admit that, the better. We can then get on with the ugly business of dealing with the problem.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 09, 2015 02:34 PM (1oXmw)
Posted by: Armando at January 09, 2015 02:34 PM (EDWuJ)
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:30 PM (wlDny)
Yes, it is, if you itemize.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (5f5bM)
_______
Yep. In states where there is no income tax, people deduct the sales tax. I know I do.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (A9YbW)
Posted by: Joe Pesci, chiding us all on how poorly blecks are treated at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (3yfGn)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (MbqmP)
Yes, it is, if you itemize.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (5f5bM)
You can deduct one or the other, but not both.
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (wlDny)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (/kI1Q)
What're the odds some Greenpeace nut in the near future tries to call penguins "black Antarcticans," not realizing how wrong on so many levels they would be?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 01:20 PM (4df7R)
LOL, Twin. Hiiiiiiii!!!!!!
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (oa/c7)
can answer his own question. And not with "because the guy in charge
said so."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:25 PM (M1uf/)
Odd thing is you get a hard heart. You DQ them and theyre out. Then they're crying about their family and whatever but over time you become immune to it.
Shoulda thought about that shit before you fucked up and killed your whole team in a training scenario because you weren't paying attention.
ONE single fuck up = dead teamies.
You cannot take that shit back. No do-overs.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (x3YFz)
the more our betters assure us these attacks have nothing to do with islam the more determined islam becomes to show us they most certainly do
Posted by: kj at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (lKyWE)
Not as much.
Really, Gun Control didn't stop the Mohammedans in France at all. They still somehow had guns.
Yes, in the US they might be able to have *more* guns, but you can really only carry so many at a time, and at least here I get to be armed, too, so I can defend myself.
Until/Unless there's a special Mohammedan exemption for Class III weapons, I'm not all that concerned.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (M1uf/)
Turned a whiter, shade of African American
Posted by: Procol Haram at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (3yfGn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 09, 2015 02:37 PM (2cS/G)
I'm not giving Robinson any credit and I'm not anti-gun. It's just a thought I've had and I see no way it can be stopped....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (A9YbW)
For now, they know that we have 'em too. But let's let our better take care of that half of the problem.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 02:37 PM (MbqmP)
--
Liberal logic:
Republican multi-millionaires: out of touch rich, white guys
Democrat billionaires: totes in touch with the people
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2015 02:37 PM (6C3ns)
The blind sheikh is on tape taking credit, but he could be full of shit.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 02:37 PM (Rx8ML)
And they wonder why their ratings are in the crapper.
Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2015 02:38 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (MbqmP)
___________
Tell me one thing I posed on taxes that is wrong...
I'll wait.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:38 PM (0LHZx)
<<
Fucking drill sergeants. Can't punch them or tell them to STFU :-/
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2015 02:38 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (wlDny)
Living in a state with no income tax, I wasn't aware of that nuance. If your state has both, they are screwing you. Or you are screwing yourselves. Fcuk it, we're all screwing ourselves, we all pay too many taxes, period.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2015 02:38 PM (5f5bM)
I've seen that [stuff]. Never leave the house now. There are stupid, crazy people out there. Never go outside. Pay someone to deliver groceries. Don't fly, don't travel, and keep your windows covered with something windproof and opaque.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 09, 2015 02:38 PM (+ixFF)
Really, Gun Control didn't stop the Mohammedans in France at all. They still somehow had guns.
Yes, in the US they might be able to have *more* guns, but you can really only carry so many at a time, and at least here I get to be armed, too, so I can defend myself.
Until/Unless there's a special Mohammedan exemption for Class III weapons, I'm not all that concerned.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 02:36 PM (M1uf/)
I'll get my stupid rope, I'll get it.
There's a great bit in Cockneys v. Zombies where the Londoners are all where will we get guns and then they go to the shipping container one of their sketchy friends has and voila. It looks like a Moron's closet before the tragic boating accident.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 02:39 PM (mf5HN)
"Too many bodies to count..."
*cracks knuckles*
Ready and willing!
Posted by: Hashtagavist at January 09, 2015 02:39 PM (0NdlF)
I'm not giving Robinson any credit and I'm not anti-gun. It's just a thought I've had and I see no way it can be stopped....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 02:32 PM (A9YbW)
For now, they know that we have 'em too. But let's let our better take care of that half of the problem.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausage
Dare I pose the question, "shoot first and ask for forgiveness after?"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2015 02:40 PM (eeTCA)
One of the reasons that TV show "(Not) Finding Bigfoot" is full of it, they have no one worth a damn who can do real tracking, so they have to stand around in the dark and act like tom-fools.
Oh, that show is a round rasp up my ass.
I really want to believe in Bigfoot. There's just enough of a twinge of plausibility, and it would be SO. COOL.
So, you want to find a critter that doesn't want to be found. A general approach might involve stealth. Patience. Silence. Attention to your own scent and sounds. Becoming intimate with the terrain and figuring out likely bedding and stream crossing sights.
These clowns walk into the woods and say "we're haging a bunch of CDs from tree branches because we think Squatch likes shiny things".
And they sit around all night blasting ape calls from a boom box to "attract" him.
Useless shits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 02:41 PM (JtwS4)
Canada 29%
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
When you factor in provincial taxes it's more like 50% (exception alberta 40 combined) & add a "goods and services" tax of 5% on pretty much everything....
Posted by: ed gibbon
Also, cost of gasoline. Per Gas Buddy.
Average:
Texas 1.934
London, ON 90.190
BTW, Canada sells by the litre. So times 4 for rough gallon. And they have all this oil, too.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 02:41 PM (2UatE)
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 02:41 PM (wlDny)
Making inner-city kids eat organically raised turnips in the winter season is no food justice at all.
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But that would not be the first veggie I would try to sell to the poor. Too bad our betters hate potatoes so much!
--------------
Potatoes are great, if you then get up from the table and do something to work off the carb-bomb you just ate. The "couch potato" lifestyle ensures that many of us Midwesterners are what we eat.
My dear kind but blinkered Leftie mom recently was fashionably worried about "hunger in poor America". I said based on my own eyewitness observations was not that poor Americans were hungry, it's because poor Americans eat too much of the wrong kind of food in front of their TV sets. Poor obese Americans who can't safely go out of doors and who eat take-out 24/7 are the result of the Great Society.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:42 PM (/mTq0)
But this was jackassery. "
I think that you and I do not disagree on the topic.
Stupid rich people being stupid, and rich should not be judged the same as a person of limited income attempting to feed themselves.
We don't have a lot of people of limited income right around the house.
But, we are chock full of stupid young white higher than middle income fcuk all stupid wanna be's.
Hands up...can't think.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 02:42 PM (g6jni)
I really want to believe in Bigfoot. There's just enough of a twinge of plausibility, and it would be SO. COOL.
So, you want to find a critter that doesn't want to be found. A general approach might involve stealth. Patience. Silence. Attention to your own scent and sounds. Becoming intimate with the terrain and figuring out likely bedding and stream crossing sights.
These clowns walk into the woods and say "we're haging a bunch of CDs from tree branches because we think Squatch likes shiny things".
And they sit around all night blasting ape calls from a boom box to "attract" him.
Useless shits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2015 02:41 PM (JtwS4)
I am so Fox Mulder about cryptozoology it's not funny.
Dude. I have better tracking skills than those lackwits and my position on Outside is well known.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 02:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2015 02:38 PM (GGCsk)
you absolutely can.
except: consequences.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 09, 2015 02:43 PM (x3YFz)
Assume that Code Pink is planning a protest march through your neighborhood on a Saturday morning. Any ideas for greeting these people when they arrive?
Posted by: @JohnTant at January 09, 2015 02:44 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 09, 2015 02:19 PM (0LHZx)
That works out to what, $89,000 for a $30k truck? Guy must be a government mathematician.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 02:45 PM (4k1aC)
Assume that Code Pink is planning a protest march through your neighborhood on a Saturday morning. Any ideas for greeting these people when they arrive?
firehose
Posted by: kj at January 09, 2015 02:46 PM (lKyWE)
So something happened in france? some workplace violence or something?
Oh, shoot, just kidding. I still don't give a shit. Mulsims will be muslims. I'll shoot if and when I need to.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 09, 2015 02:49 PM (x3YFz)
declared war when islam was founded, and they REdeclared war on 9/11.
Just because we like to pretend that war is over doesn't mean it is.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 02:28 PM (4df7R)
What's noteworthy is that he has acknowledged it. Not passed it off as "workplace violence" or "crazy lone wolves".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 02:52 PM (4k1aC)
Section 296 of the Criminal Code makes "blasphemous libel" punishable by up to two years in jail in Canada.
No one been prosecuted under the law since 1935. As late as 1980, the law was used to charge the Canadian distributor of Monty Python's film Life of Brian; the charges were later dropped.
...
The United Kingdom abolished its blasphemy law in 2008; the United States has never had one at the federal level. The French region of Alsace-Moselle does have one, dating back to its history as part of Germany, but it's not easy to use. Last February, a group of French Muslims actually tried to sue Charlie Hebdo itself for blasphemy under the Alsace law, after it published a cover they'd found offensive. The suit failed because Alsace law only protects Catholicism and not Islam.
Meanwhile, Canada's law has expanded in application beyond Christianity, to religion in general. The Canadian law was first used in 1892 and was originally intended to protect Christianity from blasphemy. Case law since then has broadened its application.
Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young at January 09, 2015 02:53 PM (e8kgV)
One of the reasons that TV show "(Not) Finding Bigfoot" is full
of it, they have no one worth a damn who can do real tracking, so they
have to stand around in the dark and act like tom-fools.
Oh, that show is a round rasp up my ass.
I really want to believe in Bigfoot. There's just enough of a twinge of plausibility, and it would be SO. COOL.
So,
you want to find a critter that doesn't want to be found. A general
approach might involve stealth. Patience. Silence. Attention to your own
scent and sounds. Becoming intimate with the terrain and figuring out
likely bedding and stream crossing sights.
These clowns walk
into the woods and say "we're haging a bunch of CDs from tree branches
because we think Squatch likes shiny things".
And they sit around all night blasting ape calls from a boom box to "attract" him.
-----------------------
You just know somewhere in the darkness off camera a couple of Squatches are hoofing it through the cover grumbling about those noisy hairless ones again.
You are not the only person who is advocating some sanity in (carefully) hunting for Sasquatch. Check out Sasquatch Chronicles, a podcast run by a couple of fellows who had encounters and are determined to help other people deal with theirs and maybe get some real proof without hoxes, con jobs, or acting like fools on TV. The group has some of their broadcast on YouTube as bigfoothotspotradio.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 02:54 PM (/mTq0)
But, we are chock full of stupid young white higher than middle income fcuk all stupid wanna be's.
Hands up...can't think.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2015 02:42 PM (g6jni)
back in my criminal days, I'd be hittin you up for their addresses. Easy marks are easy marks.
Posted by: TangoNine at January 09, 2015 02:56 PM (x3YFz)
hated Israel and was an radical Arab nationalist. But he wasn't a Muslim
jihadist....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 02:35 PM (A9YbW)
Even the few non-muslim Palis have been infected by the bat-shit crazy of islam. islam is nothing more than codified tribalism, and when you live in that milieu, you are forced to become tribal yourself, in reaction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2015 02:59 PM (4k1aC)
<<
I'm a zoomie in a family of 11b's and 68w's and we hit each other a few times. But a DS would be a new experience :-)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2015 03:02 PM (GGCsk)
I didn't know him and really only met him once.
Know what he said? "T. 45 seconds and the right attitude will give you $1K"
now that's some fucked up advice. I was like... 4 years old! my other grampy was off fucking every waitress he could find so he was no help.
Moral of the story? We all come from jacked up families. but it's kinda funny when you look back.
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You canNOT say you haven't seen him there...
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He actually said it was one of those "White Hispanics" who shoot down innocent Gentle Giants throttling shop-owners.....
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NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
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