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SIMULTANEOUS ASSAULTS IN DAMMARTIN, VINCENNES
The Two Charlie Hebdo Killers Are Dead, Their Hostage Freed

LeFig: Vincennes Hostage-Taker Now Dead As Well
4 Hostages Murdered?


Above: A flashbang precedes the breach in the Vincennes Hyper Casher assault.


The hostage taker at the kosher deli was threatening to kill his hostages unless the police let the Kouachi brothers escape, I believe (I am getting this second hand). So the police launched two simultaneous actions against both terrorist hostage-taking teams.

Official confirmation: the two Kouachi brothers are dead, and their hostage is now freed.


I saw word that police are calling both raids "satisfactory." But right now, we don't have the full story on the Vincennes assault:


Here's a picture of RAID cops taking position near an entrance of the Hyper Casher deli (the Jewish grocery in Vincennes).

And just saw a blurb posted at Le Fig's live feed: The Vincennes hostage is dead.

I guess there was just one, though that earlier WANTED flier included, I think, his wife as well.

Now: "Plusiers" -- several -- hostages have been freed. They're not saying all hostages, yet, but at least they're saying several.

There were thought to be at least five hostages at the grocery.

Fox now says "all" hostages freed.

Picture: Flashbang at the breach of the Vincennes deli.

Fox's livestream. Sorry this is late.

A lot more video now coming out.

SAD UPDATE: Reuters says that four hostages at the deli were murdered.


Update: At least four.

Two cops were also shot, but I don't think the injuries were serious. One was shot in the foot.

The female suspect -- the Terrorist Whore, let's say -- supposedly escaped in the confusion when the hostages ran out.



Some video of the Dammartin assault:

And at the Vincennes raid:

Posted by: Ace at 11:15 AM




Comments

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1 No way!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 09, 2015 11:15 AM (5kNXS)

2 Terrorist terrorists or misunderstood youths?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 11:16 AM (uSAVP)

3 Slanty.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at January 09, 2015 11:16 AM (5kNXS)

4 I hope they are BBQing their ass in Hell.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 11:16 AM (wlDny)

5 Slanted reporting.

Posted by: RolandTHTG at January 09, 2015 11:17 AM (QM5S2)

6 Im leaning towards terrorist-terrorist.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 11:17 AM (uSAVP)

7 So all terrorists are confirmed dead - or just the two brothers?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:17 AM (ABcz/)

8 The 'kosher' part is purely coinkydink.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 11:17 AM (uSAVP)

9 Bacon bullets I hope

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (IUFR3)

10 It would be a shame if diversity became a casualty from all this.

Posted by: fly gal at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (8TdcF)

11 So how's this islam capitulation policy working out for you, France?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (4IFRz)

12 So all terrorists are confirmed dead - or just the two brothers?

This batch, anyway. Shoot all you want, they'll make more...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (DT3rQ)

13 unconfirmed reports that grocery store hostages all killed

Posted by: weew at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (EaEMG)

14 Soon: Second guessing the French tactics from the usual suspects.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (659DL)

15 At a honda dealership w abc news on -- their laying out how the brothers' upbringing & social circumstances are the fault if their choosing terrorism

Posted by: Ruth at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (TRXXC)

16 We often make fun of the French but I worked with a French Army reconnaissance unit before and during Desert Storm. They are some sharp, professional troops. I have no doubt their police will mirror that professionalism.
Go get 'em!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (08Znv)

17 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 11:18 AM (M1uf/)

18 >>unconfirmed reports that grocery store hostages all killed

Aw, man, I hope that's not true.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:19 AM (ABcz/)

19 Those frisky French yoots, so maligned and misunderstood!

Posted by: Feh at January 09, 2015 11:19 AM (eoT/v)

20 Fox just said hostages free from market

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:19 AM (sj3Ax)

21 Mohammedism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 11:19 AM (M1uf/)

22 I hope the bad guys are dead and the good guys are alive. I particularly hope that little baby made it through unharmed.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 11:19 AM (dFi94)

23

such a nightmare

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 11:19 AM (IXrOn)

24
there was a six month old baby in that grocery store

a baby

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (zOTsN)

25 I was out all day yesterday & didn't know police woman was shot yesterday.

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (sj3Ax)

26 don't be a hostage in France; most French cops ARE armed ( contra Limbaugh ), and not shy about discharges.


the French term for 'collateral damage' is "c'est dommage"

Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (8CdUx)

27 Fox for those with no TV coverage.


http://tinyurl.com/kqngav8

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (wlDny)

28 Oh, hey, look! Newbies!

OK, guys, the pineapple up the butt room is this way, just past the fire and brimstone pool. I'll show you.

Posted by: Mo Ham Ad in H3ll at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (/Ho8c)

29 Soon: Second guessing the French tactics from the usual suspects.

This came up at the end of the last thread. I think these missions should be called "hostage rescues" not "assaults."

It's much harder to second guess "French troops perform daring hostage rescue."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (M1uf/)

30 So how's this islam capitulation policy working out for you, France?
**
12% of the population just sprouted up out of nowhere and refuse to assimilate...creating no-go zones.

who thought this was a good idea.

The West needs a "we're full, go home (savages)" policy...but I speculate their politicians ... and ours...have been bought off by mid east oil $.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (W4lTa)

31 Marketplace area people now allowed to move about.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (zxQ4h)

32 A couple of demented whack jobs held France hostage for 3 days. This shit has got to stop.

We better start electing leaders who understand what this evil is all about and is ready to take the gloves off or nothing else is going to matter much.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (g1DWB)

33 13 Sky news said hostage killed - reports are conflicting and I should shut up till we know for sure. Now they are saying hostages OK.

Posted by: weew at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (EaEMG)

34 Sky news says most if not all grocery hostages alive

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (40li+)

35 I thought the warehouse had 5-7 hostages, not one

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (zOTsN)

36 >>At a honda dealership w abc news on -- their laying out how the
brothers' upbringing social circumstances are the fault if their
choosing terrorism


And this will surprise no one at all.
There has to be a script somewhere. Next will be interviews w/local Muslims claiming to be a-scared of retaliation, so we must put all our efforts into making *them* feel welcome instead f focusing on the murders.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (ABcz/)

37 I hope those two brothers suffered a painful death!

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (sj3Ax)

38 Praying that the reports of the hostages all being free and unarmed are true.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (MYCIw)

39 the French term for 'collateral damage' is "c'est dommage"

Once heard tell the Israeli take on hostages: "They only slow the bullets." (Variant: "visual cover only")

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (DT3rQ)

40 Official Confiramation: The Two Kouachi brothers are dead

My they be swiftly on their way to the afterlife they so richly deserve.

Posted by: DocJ at January 09, 2015 11:21 AM (zrsn3)

41 Next will be interviews w/local Muslims claiming to be a-scared of
retaliation, so we must put all our efforts into making *them* feel
welcome instead f focusing on the murders.


CNN International started that shit yesterday.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (/kI1Q)

42 Il est morte.

Market

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (zxQ4h)

43 it really would be a miracle if no hostages died

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (zOTsN)

44 Don't call the Muslim!

Posted by: Sheperd Smith at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (Ktnum)

45 Police Storm kosher market & hostages freed!
Thank God!

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (sj3Ax)

46 We better start electing leaders who understand what this evil is all about and is ready to take the gloves off or nothing else is going to matter much.

We elected someone who was on their side.

I'm not thinking the current way of things will allow for much improvement.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (DT3rQ)

47 Well, I guess killing them is far better than subjecting them to harsh interrogation.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (5UYtO)

48 Unharmed, rather. FFS.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:22 AM (MYCIw)

49 again. I hope there is not enough left of those monsters to bury

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

50 fficial Confiramation: The Two Kouachi brothers are dead

My they be swiftly on their way to the afterlife they so richly deserve.

***

it is funny, friend told me, in her reading of near-death experiences...that even muslims report meeting Jesus in their NDE...so that's goiong to be awkward when they meet st. peter.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (W4lTa)

51 I thought the most qualified person to be the next President said we need to have empathy for our enemies. When oh when will we listen..?

Posted by: mallfly at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (zjcTL)

52 Y'all keep hoping for bacon bullets , I say used pig blood, save the bacon!!

Posted by: FCF at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (kejii)

53 Why would they choose a Kosher grocery store?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (b6koZ)

54 Keith Ellison(Power Party) has just put his candy dish away.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (XzRw1)

55 we need a Churchill

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

56 #Illridewithyoutothemorgue

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (Rx8ML)

57 Thank God. Now what?

Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (lIU4e)

58 Next will be interviews w/local Muslims claiming to be a-scared of
retaliation, so we must put all our efforts into making *them* feel
welcome instead f focusing on the murders.

CNN International started that shit yesterday.

***

I think we should feel heartened that this stupid SJW BS is not palatable to anyone. There will be consequences throughout europe.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 09, 2015 11:24 AM (W4lTa)

59 55 we need a Churchill

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)


a Pershing, methinks.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 09, 2015 11:24 AM (uSAVP)

60 I wonder where the "I'll walk with you" woman is these days.

Posted by: mallfly at January 09, 2015 11:24 AM (zjcTL)

61 "And this will surprise no one at all.
There has to be a script somewhere. Next will be interviews w/local Muslims claiming to be a-scared of retaliation, so we must put all our efforts into making *them* feel welcome instead f focusing on the murders."

I know right!! I didn't mean to say it out loud, but I did, "oh puhlease!!"

Posted by: Ruth at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (TRXXC)

62 Sky news says most if not all grocery hostages alive



SkyNews brit dick said "we didn't hear gunshots, just the loud booms. We think it was the police taking matters into their own hands


WTF?? Taking matters into their own hands??
THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO you fucking mewling quim.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (2UatE)

63 Bon travail, equipe assault.

Posted by: Jaws at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (WKNX4)

64 Look at all of the CO2 being spewed by those police helicopters.

Posted by: Green Commie at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (XzRw1)

65 Soooo, how's that whole multicultural thingy working out?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (0HooB)

66
they keep saying Islam has been hijacked

well then its about time somebody storm the cockpit

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (zOTsN)

67
Ok..... immediate threat terminated.

Now.... while yall have all your tacticool shit out..... Im of the opinion a few visits to a few mosques are in order.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (NaV4z)

68 Now what?
-------

Hold a few more vigils, forget about all this a month from now.

Posted by: Sheperd Smith at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (Ktnum)

69 we need a Churchill Pershing

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (40li+)

70

I can't imagine being the survivor of this.
They are truly blessed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (IXrOn)

71 We need a Vlad the Impaler.

No more quick deaths.

Place them on tip of sharp pole and video their slow (or fast) deaths.

This might give pause to other jihadist.

Oh and the impalement should be done in the midst of a pig sty. Complete with pigs and pig shit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (RZzX3)

72
I never believe first reports. The first reports from Munich in 1972 were that all the hostages were freed. It was several hours before the truth came out.

Pray for the hostages. Pray for the police.

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (k19Aq)

73 Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (W4lTa)

I don't understand the thought process behind this thinking. Why import people and give them welfare, food, education etc.? They won't be paying taxes or working, so how does it help the country? What am I missing?

Posted by: Chilling the most at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (wWs6x)

74 we need a Churchill
Posted by: ThunderB

a Pershing, methinks.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid


Just not a Josef Stalin, thank you.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (DT3rQ)

75 it is funny, friend told me, in her reading of near-death experiences...that even muslims report meeting Jesus in their NDE...so that's goiong to be awkward when they meet st. peter.

"For it is given to Man once to die, and then judgement."

I don't think they're going to like their judgement very much.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (M1uf/)

76 >>CNN International started that shit yesterday.

Ugh. And then there's the Boston Strong crap where we focus only on the survivors' recovery, and how brave they are, while completely ignoring the details on how they came to be injured.
Nope, no anger allowed, only uplifting stories of the triumph of the human spirit and the community's recovery. As if it were some hurricane or tornado, that a freak of nature that caused it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (ABcz/)

77 Way OT and sorry to jack the thread, but I gotta share this.

So teaching combat tracking and we're like on our knees in the snow looking for mouse poop.

"Larry" we'll call him, spills coffee on the snow. And everyone's like "way to go shithead."

But no. This is exactly what they need to learn. So I back 'em out and lecture:

"what just happened? how many people were there? what are their loads? See the way this track moved? It's because the group argued. Read your fucking signs."

and with that, I've gotta scoot and find some mouse poop

Posted by: TangoNine at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (x3YFz)

78 #Illridewithyoutothemorgue
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (Rx8ML)

----

heh..... im stealing that...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (NaV4z)

79 I thought the warehouse had 5-7 hostages, not one
Posted by: ThunderB



Just one. Thought to be the printshop owner.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (2UatE)

80 For crying out loud, stop fucking around and do what you know you gotta do.

Posted by: Zombie Vlad the Impaler at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (fBxC6)

81 I don't understand the thought process behind this thinking. Why import people and give them welfare, food, education etc.? They won't be paying taxes or working, so how does it help the country? What am I missing?
Posted by: Chilling the most
------------------------------

Votes, my friend. Votes.

Posted by: DNC at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (VndSC)

82 If Mohammedans aren't scared to walk around France right now, the French are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (40li+)

83 Guns. They kill people.

*weeps*

Posted by: Libtard extraordinaire at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (2ivCz)

84 How about that? Turns out that the French do have a death penalty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (F2IAQ)

85 I'm on scene. #RespectAllMuslims

Posted by: Eric Holder at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (6um35)

86 Check their cell phones and email account.

Bring everyone who had contact with them in for lengthy questioning. Give them plenty of water to drink and bathroom breaks every 16 hours.

Everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (Ua6T/)

87 Waiting for the mass candle holding by Muslims against this horror...

No?

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (/jpU8)

88
Im picking ...... Zombie Charles Martel

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (NaV4z)

89
I will be very surprised if the French wont continue to roll through the Islamic neighborhoods for weeks, months, hopefully years

and cut the welfare

its about time we stop paying these monsters to kill us

you love the ME so much

go home

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (zOTsN)

90 I wonder where the "I'll walk with you" woman is these days.

Posted by: mallfly at January 09, 2015 11:24 AM (zjcTL)



Perhaps she's graduated to-


"I'll shoot unarmed civilians and wounded policemen and take hostages with you"


Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2015 11:27 AM (0cMkb)

91
Oh, hey, look! Newbies!

OK, guys, the pineapple up the butt room is this way, just past the fire and brimstone pool. I'll show you.

Posted by: Mo Ham Ad in H3ll at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (/Ho8c)







Coincidentally, the initiation for AoS Lurkers who start commenting is quite similar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (TIIx5)

92 Why would they choose a Kosher grocery store?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (b6koZ)

Reportedly it was because they could not get into a Jewish School.

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (k19Aq)

93 Don't the French anti-terror units have a very good reputation?

IIRC their main unit was called GIGN and was highly spoken of- don't know if that is still the case.

Posted by: xXx at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (S4egp)

94
'bien été tués'
What is this mean literally? "good and dead"? Working off high school french...

Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)

95 Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 09, 2015 11:20 AM (W4lTa)

I don't understand the thought process behind this thinking. Why import people and give them welfare, food, education etc.? They won't be paying taxes or working, so how does it help the country? What am I missing?
***
it makes no sense. There was no debate in the 90's when all western countries opened their gates...here or there.

if there was, there would be some rules.

we will only import population/10000 per year. maybe.

we don't care if you are offended. You must assimilate.

no welfare.

but nope, the liberal parties around the west realized these fob savages are perfect zero info voters.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (W4lTa)

96 I have a naive desire that France will once again use the guillotine in the public square.

Posted by: Sydney G. Gumpertz at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (aCzO0)

97 When is the "Prayer Rugs up, Don't Shoot" protest starting?

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (VndSC)

98 the brothers' upbringing and social circumstances are the fault if their choosing terrorism

I do not doubt it a bit, and therefore endorse the use of any and all means, from immigration policy to armed force, to make sure no one is brought up or socially circumstanced in that manner. Some forcible de-programming may be in order as well. If necessary, in several calibers, belt-fed.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (xq1UY)

99 they keep saying Islam has been hijacked

well then its about time somebody storm the cockpit
Posted by: ThunderB



Screw that. That be dangerous.
--Achmed

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (2UatE)

100 Entirely appropriate:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B66_BQECQAAcfAv.jpg:large

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (DT3rQ)

101 RollingStone cover prediction?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (IXrOn)

102 @81
Comparing Catholic immigrants to Islamic ones in Europe is dishonest, but it does not shock me that a snake handling inbred redneck KKK trash thinks all "brown" people are the same.

There will be a day of reckoning between Evangelicals and Catholics in this nation. I do not want this day to come, but it is becoming increasing clear only bullets will settle this.

Posted by: Time for peace at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (hcZnP)

103 How about that? Turns out that the French do have a death penalty.

With an express lane.

/Ron White

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (0HooB)

104 It's over. Islamists dead.

Who knew the French could be so efficient?

Still no confirmation on market hostage people.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (zxQ4h)

105 ""good and dead"?



I hope so. That would be delicious.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (LA7Cm)

106 because...there are more of them (i.e., not your country) than there are of you. So, you know...India or China could repopulate your country without missing a beat. So, maybe you need a goal in mind if, as apparently happened in late 90s, the first world found itself in need of importing 10-50 million new immigrants a piece.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (W4lTa)

107 Working off high school french...
Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)

----

Ill take your word for it .


My high school french involved tongues and swappin spit.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (NaV4z)

108 Good job, France; now, what's next? I suggest you start by making some radical changes to your immigration policies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (2ruKl)

109 Asses UP. Pray to MO.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (RZzX3)

110 "Now.... while yall have all your tacticool shit out..... Im of the opinion a few visits to a few mosques are in order"

Word.

Only Nixon can go to China.

Only the French can go gloves-off with an internal Muz problem sans criticisme.

Posted by: Jaws at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (WKNX4)

111 is it too early in the day to have a drink?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (zOTsN)

112 Oh, goody, Hector has arrived to troll it up.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (ABcz/)

113 Cherif Kouachi, pre-surgery Transgender, has today been executed without trial by the French police. We await video tape release so we can determine if the killing was in any way justified, or was it a straight-forward hate crime?

Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (6um35)

114 Confusing troll is confusing.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (MYCIw)

115
ha, dumbass terrorists came OUT of warehouse building. Fish, barrel assembled.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2015 11:30 AM (Qs8ZN)

116 RollingStone cover prediction?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (IXrOn)

-----

Derringer is a French word.... no??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 11:31 AM (NaV4z)

117 There will be a day of reckoning between Evangelicals and Catholics in this nation. I do not want this day to come, but it is becoming increasing clear only bullets will settle this.



Umm, whut?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 11:31 AM (dFi94)

118 is it too early in the day to have a drink?

Never.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:31 AM (/jpU8)

119 Confusing troll is confusing.

Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:31 AM (evdj2)

120 Coincidentally, the initiation for AoS Lurkers who start commenting is quite similar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


LOL, true.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 09, 2015 11:31 AM (/Ho8c)

121 Confusing troll is confusing...

yeah, it's confused.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:31 AM (/jpU8)

122 Clean up on aisle 102...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 09, 2015 11:31 AM (qh617)

123 This was pretty funny and also true.

https://twitter.com/maxboot/status/553589777971564544

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:32 AM (v5UtH)

124 >>Umm, whut?

It's Hector. Ignore him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:32 AM (ABcz/)

125 have they confirmed about the grocery store hostages yet?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:32 AM (zOTsN)

126 I think the far-right anti-immigration parties in countries across Europe all just gained millions of new voters over the last two days, although few folks would be willing to admit this publicly.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2015 11:32 AM (K4YiS)

127

"lots of applause" as the police come out

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 11:32 AM (IXrOn)

128 Why would they choose a Kosher grocery store?

Because the terrorists are not islamic.

Posted by: Barky Oblahblah at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (Qs8ZN)

129 Oh Now I get IT..
The left wants to dismantle Christianity in our Nation so the Muslims will not be offended.....
No Trans Fat Sprinkles on your cone . but that pole is okay too smoke

Posted by: Pie Guy at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (/WmRg)

130 >>Umm, whut?

It's just Hector babbling his incoherent garbage.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (g1DWB)

131
""good and dead"?









In reference to jihadi scum, this is redundant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (TIIx5)

132 We need a Churchill, Pershing, Patton and Puller.

...and a populace with the will to turn them loose, unconditionally.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (mru3R)

133
Wait ..... WUT???? Dead????

I thought "hostages" is French for "hashtags"

Posted by: Jan Psaki at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (NaV4z)

134 Nice, they coordinated both teams.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (IXrOn)

135 Hector, who sucks cock by choice, threw me off for a second there, but I have now recalibrated!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (ftVQq)

136 have they confirmed about the grocery store hostages yet?
Posted by: ThunderB



SkyNews showed a bunch being led away. No total number.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:33 AM (2UatE)

137 God bless them. They really did Gods work today. They saved innocentlives

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

138 124 >>Umm, whut?

It's Hector. Ignore him.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:32 AM (ABcz/)



Ohhhh. Hector. I should have known.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (dFi94)

139 Days of reckoning between evangelicals and Catholics?

Strange, thought we'd already handled most of that one a few years back.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (/Ho8c)

140 I think the far-right anti-immigration parties in countries across Europe all just gained millions of new voters over the last two days, although few folks would be willing to admit this publicly.

If a general election were held today, Marine Le Pen would win.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (evdj2)

141 Cleanup on aisle 102 - incitement to violence and illegal acts plus sickening bigotry. Please remove.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (scgac)

142 Thank you, God, that the hostage is safe and the scum are dead.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (mf5HN)

143 127




"lots of applause" as the police come out

In NYC they would be pelted by empty malt liquor bottles.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (XzRw1)

144 Turns out that the French do have a death penalty.

Bam. Thread-winner.
Say, does anyone remember what Charles Martel's nickname was?
That's right.
"The Hammer."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (xq1UY)

145 Just saw a body coming out of market - covered.

No clue as to whether perp or not.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 09, 2015 11:35 AM (zxQ4h)

146 126 I think the far-right anti-immigration parties in countries across Europe all just gained millions of new voters over the last two days, although few folks would be willing to admit this publicly.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2015 11:32 AM (K4YiS)


Yup.... and soon coming to an American Theatre near you!

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 09, 2015 11:35 AM (qh617)

147 Damn. I'm on 3.5 hours sleep and *I'm* more coherent than troll du jour.

Clearly, this one is smoking some extra strength stuff.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 11:35 AM (DT3rQ)

148 SkyNews just reported all hostages at grocery are safe.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:35 AM (2UatE)

149
Time to de-Hectorize the thread, Ace or any cob-loggers.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2015 11:35 AM (L6/+u)

150 Clearly, this one is smoking some extra strength stuff.

Pole.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:35 AM (evdj2)

151
Grand Mufti Obama: The French Police acted stupidly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (1Jaio)

152 142 Thank you, God, that the hostage is safe and the scum are dead.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 09, 2015 11:34 AM (mf5HN)



Amen and amen.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (dFi94)

153 CNN concerned about the ease of obtaining weapons in France. ??


but it's not easy to get weapons in France--think California squared. Can CNN be Totally Full of Sh*t again? C'est possible??

Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (8CdUx)

154 he is a moron, not in a good way. I cant be bothered

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

155 Just have to get this said:

Muslims dressed in keffiyehs, robes, hijabs, burkas, and veils--a beautiful and necessary cultural imperative meant to indicate their obedience to Allah.

Jews wearing kippas, yarmulkes, tzitzit, payot, and bekishe--hatemongering Zionist oppressors.

------- Good to know -------

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (kXoT0)

156 /looks at the French Video...

funny.... is that a short foreign sounding dude in the background giving orders?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (qh617)

157 I thought Hector had already been banned???

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (wlDny)

158 Official confirmation: the two Kouachi brothers are dead, and their hostage is now freed.

**whew**

Now go back to watching Kim Kardashain's ass, little people, and forget this ever happened. It wasn't real Islam anyway, since Obama says so.

Back to sleep, sheep. Back to sleep. . .

Posted by: Your Rulers at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (zF6Iw)

159 all hostages at market released

damn, France!

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 09, 2015 11:36 AM (zxQ4h)

160 148 SkyNews just reported all hostages at grocery are safe.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:35 AM (2UatE)


Truly miraculous.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (dFi94)

161
Waiting for the mass candle holding by Muslims against this horror...


Hah. They'll throw Molotov cocktails at a synogogue.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (/kI1Q)

162 Aww. They're dead. There go our stories of the tousle haired youth for adoring little groupies.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (t1dCc)

163 They have a picture of a little boy being carried away from the deli. He's ok, thank God.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (MYCIw)

164 Just saw a body coming out of market - covered.
No clue as to whether perp or not.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron


Yes. Grocery store gunman is stable, 2 police were injured.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (2UatE)

165 Terrorists check out at the grocery store.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (3jmxp)

166
The Kouachis have been promoted to "good jihadi".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (TIIx5)

167 Today is a good day. Thank you God

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

168 "far-right anti-immigration parties "

WTF?

"Far right"? Hardly - more like "just slightly less leftist", and you left out the "illegal/uncontrolled" part of "anti immigration".

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:38 AM (/jpU8)

169 Grand Mufti Obama: The French Police acted stupidly
Posted by: TheQuietMan



Grand Poofti Obola.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:38 AM (2UatE)

170 "Truly miraculous."


It's early, but if so, stunningly fine work by the French.

These brothers' had been making it sound like the end was going to be really nasty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2015 11:38 AM (LA7Cm)

171 Imagine if it was the LAPD doing the shooting
145 dead!!! Police storm building

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 09, 2015 11:38 AM (IUFR3)

172 I've hated the Kouachi brothers ever since they tried to run over Pinky Tuscadero.

Posted by: Notorius LIV at January 09, 2015 11:38 AM (Ks4nX)

173 163 They have a picture of a little boy being carried away from the deli. He's ok, thank God.
Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (MYCIw)



Aw gee, now I'm crying here.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (dFi94)

174 163 They have a picture of a little boy being carried away from the deli. He's ok, thank God.
Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:37 AM (MYCIw)



Aw gee, now I'm crying here.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (dFi94)

175 Why do we call these assholes "martyrs"?
That's what they want to be called.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (ZPrif)

176 Turns out that the French do have a death penalty.

Yep, I just mentioned that on Twitter. It's more common than people will admit.

And I guarantee you there will be no handwringing about #MuslimLivesMatter, even if they didn't shoot up a magazine.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (b4b5c)

177 2
Sky news says most if not all grocery hostages alive







SkyNews brit dick said "we didn't hear gunshots, just the loud booms. We think it was the police taking matters into their own hands





WTF?? Taking matters into their own hands??

THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO you fucking mewling quim.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:25 AM (2UatE)
------
Yeah, he also keeps saying how the police "..began their assault on the building"Shit, just heard it again, "assaults by the police.."Just bad, perhaps slanted reporting....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (jjaLl)

178 and pray for the injured rescuer for a full and speedy recovery. May he never buy a drink again!

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (zOTsN)

179
Early news on this ending is all good. Thank God. F mohammed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (Qs8ZN)

180 A commenter-possibly Weird Dave- said the problem with our immigration process is that the older-as in years ago-immigrants wanted to be part of our melting pot citizenry, where as these new immigrants want to make America a tossed salad. I thought it was an apt description. BTW, I am a product of immigrants, but my family held many many jobs to avoid government help. It used to have a stigma attached.

Posted by: Chilling the most at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (wWs6x)

181 168 Well,it's Europe where the Nazi's were " far right" despite the whole socialism thing.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (v5UtH)

182 My experience (with the background that I work (in the US) for one of the largest French technology companies out there) is that the French can be remarkably efficient when they chose to be. Now most of the time they run with the smooth, Austrian precision of the DMV, but when they chose to? Swift, sure, certain action.

Given this, and my very limited experience with the French military, I'm not in the least surprised that they apparently carried-out this coordinated rescue with precision, skill and (by all accounts) bravery. Good on them.

Posted by: DocJ at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (zrsn3)

183 "They have a picture of a little boy being carried away from the deli. He's ok, thank God"

Amen.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (/jpU8)

184 More from the Not Very Interesting Facts File: The French spelling of 'morgue' is 'morgue'.

Thus endeth the second lesson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (F2IAQ)

185 Gonna see our pictures on the cover....

Posted by: The Kouachi Brothers at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (RnbYZ)

186 Meanwhile, back at the House, Republicans are getting ready to file a bill defunding Obama's executive actions on illegals.

http://tinyurl.com/kwvzm38

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (g1DWB)

187 Posting from work...
Definitely understand the "types..deletes" meme.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (TPjwz)

188 What happened to woman? The one whose picture has been on television all morning.

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (sj3Ax)

189 the police didn't ASSAULT they RESCUED, they LIBERATED

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

190 Those parties are anti-Islamic immigration, not anti-immigrant. Huge difference.

Is that true? I thought they were also anti-roma and generally anti-eastern Europe.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (evdj2)

191 And just saw a blurb posted at Le Fig's live feed: The Vincennes hostage is dead.
-->The Vincennes *hostage-taker* is dead. (?)

Posted by: m at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (rn/hC)

192 I don't understand the thought process behind this thinking. Why import people and give them welfare, food, education etc.? They won't be paying taxes or working, so how does it help the country? What am I missing?

Posted by: Chilling the most
________________

Rich, vibrant, cultural diversity!! And white, pasty Europeans can't figure out how to make a decent kabob!

Posted by: fly gal at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (8TdcF)

193 These brothers' had been making it sound like the end was going to be really nasty.



Wishcasting meets reality.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:41 AM (2UatE)

194 Over / under on how many MFM outlets tonight will couple the report of the dead Muhammedan scum with chin-tugging tut-tut pieces about poor American muslims fearing a backlash from the sister-humping Christofascists of the right?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2015 11:41 AM (zF6Iw)

195 "They have a picture of a little boy being carried away from the deli. He's ok, thank God"
--------------------

Hold it..., it could be Toulouse-Lautrec...


Too soon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:41 AM (F2IAQ)

196 Is that really hot French news anchor chick covering this?I had forgotten about her.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:41 AM (v5UtH)

197 Now the MSM starts to "investigate" why these poor innocent good-natured Muslim youth turned to violence. Probably because of possible right-wing policies and a couple people in France who made them feel threatened.

Posted by: MacGruber at January 09, 2015 11:41 AM (sWgE+)

198 The terrorists are now officially in the running for Time's Man Of The Year award.

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 11:41 AM (xWW96)

199 Standby for Obama's "me, me, me."

Posted by: dogfish at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (1vYi0)

200 Oh, the terrorist girlfriend from the deli is still at large??

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (jjaLl)

201 192
I don't understand the thought process behind this thinking. Why import
people and give them welfare, food, education etc.? They won't be paying
taxes or working, so how does it help the country? What am I missing?

You are missing the acts of love.

Posted by: Jeb at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (XzRw1)

202 Over / under on how many MFM outlets tonight will couple the report of the dead Muhammedan scum with chin-tugging tut-tut pieces about poor American muslims fearing a backlash from the sister-humping Christofascists of the right?

How 'bout "all of them".

do I win?

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (/jpU8)

203 Hats off to the French for such amazingly successful liberations!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (sjdRT)

204 200 Oh, the terrorist girlfriend from the deli is still at large??


Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (jjaLl)


Damn.... she wasn't in the back making him a samwich?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (qh617)

205 Holy crap! SkyNews is reporting that the police HACKED into the grocery store cctv so they could see what was going on inside!

Kudos!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (2UatE)

206 Does this mean we can put Jeb in the toaster?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (XzRw1)

207 These brothers' had been making it sound like the end was going to be really nasty.

And it was...for them.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (DT3rQ)

208 Closed Caption communication to the deli by the police. Hebrew?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (GfBk2)

209 Holder trying to figure how to file civil rights suit in France.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (F2IAQ)

210 We import millions of muslims
Then, because a large # of them of jihadi scum, we have to impose a massive police and surveillance state to monitor their movements and communications.
Then we limit free expression of everybody else to not offend and set-off all the jihadi muslims.

Expelling the muslims and living in freedom seems a better life.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (ZPrif)

211
now

lets see if the Hollande government goes into full Spanish retreat

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (zOTsN)

212 204
200 Oh, the terrorist girlfriend from the deli is still at large??





Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (jjaLl)





Damn.... she wasn't in the back making him a samwich?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at January 09, 2015 11:43 AM (qh617)
---
Ham on Rye!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (jjaLl)

213 Sadly, the terrorists died, thus giving them the "status" of "martyrs" amongst those who support their actions.

One thing I question is why do countries let these people back into the country after they've traveled to take part in the wars in Syria, after they've proven their support for the terrorists?

Round them up, ship them, en masse over there, let them enjoy life there where they obviously want to be, under a "regime" they obviously want to live under, and do not let them ever come back.

Posted by: chefwes at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (xTQcZ)

214 I bet #102 is same troll as Wednesday's.

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (sj3Ax)

215 " the police HACKED into the grocery store cctv so they could see what was going on inside!"


HAH!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (LA7Cm)

216 WTF?? Taking matters into their own hands??
----------

Officer Wilson, you had just been assaulted and someone went for your gun, but at this point you were still in your car. Why get out and pursue the suspect?

Posted by: George Snuffalapoloose at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (Ktnum)

217 Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (g1DWB)

Unpossible!

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (3jmxp)

218 We're supposed to be fighting the evangelicals? I'd really rather trade recipes. My fried chicken never turns out crispy the way I'd like and I don't know what I'm doing wrong. You don't have to answer me now, but if any of you bible thumpers can help me out, I've got a few real good Papist pasta recipes.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (+XMAD)

219 So Holder can cancel his trip now...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (Bn6aD)

220 "Holder trying to figure how to file civil rights suit in France"

Instead of "Lafayette, we are here" we're sending that buffoon.

*facepalm*

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (/jpU8)

221 Ozone?

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (evdj2)

222 Standby for Obama's "me, me, me."

A little primetime speechifying about how great a religion iSlum is, no doubt.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (zxQ4h)

223 Damn.... she wasn't in the back making him a ham samwich?
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf



Mmmmm. Ham sammich.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (2UatE)

224 How 'bout "all of them".
do I win?

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (/jpU


"Amid fears of a backlash, American Muslims tentatively gave thanks for the end of the Charlie Hebdo hostage situation. . ."

- every frigging MFM news reader tonight>

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (zF6Iw)

225 Why do we call these assholes "martyrs"?
That's what they want to be called.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 11:39 AM (ZPrif)

Think the AoS stylebook has been updated (this morning) so that the term "muz martyrs" is deprecated, and instead the term "mohammedan murderers" is now de rigueur!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (ftVQq)

226 My fried chicken never turns out crispy the way I'd like and I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Two words: corn flour.

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (evdj2)

227 I hope they are burning in hell.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at January 09, 2015 11:45 AM (0I3D8)

228 More from the Not Very Interesting Facts File: The French spelling of 'morgue' is 'morgue'.

Thus endeth the second lesson.


It's really too bad the French don't have a word for "entrepreneur."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (0HooB)

229 The execution of the misunderstood and under-priviileged siblings makes me cry into my sweater.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (OD2ni)

230 " the police HACKED into the grocery store cctv so they could see what was going on inside!"


HAH!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (LA7Cm)

-----

Isnt that a warrantless wiretap????


---- THIS is CNN.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (NaV4z)

231 Posted by: Chilling the most at January 09, 2015 11:26 AM (wWs6x)

They end up voting.

Posted by: Mega at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (hHFOx)

232 55 we need a Churchill



Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

I'll up your Churchill for Sherman

Posted by: IBrewBeerWhatIsYourSuperPower at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (DlmoZ)

233
And white, pasty Europeans can't figure out how to make a decent kabob!

Posted by: fly gal at January 09, 2015 11:40 AM (8TdcF)





It's not difficult.

Acquire meat in butcher shop dumpster

Marinate in a puddle

Slice and put meat on a stick

Warm over a light bulb

Serve with surly attitude after spitting on kebab.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (TIIx5)

234 I felt a tremendous disturbance in the Force, as if millions of new UKIP and le Pen voters cried out No Mas.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (/nwyT)

235 Any suggestions for a better word the "martyr" for the jihadi scum.

I was thinking Dr. Faggot. As in:

"The hostage taker Muhammad has said he wants to die as a Dr. Faggot."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (ZPrif)

236 "If early reports hold up, kudos to French security forces. If this had been Russians, everyone in a 10-block radius would have been dead."
Max Boot

Posted by: Dianna at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (DV/Ik)

237 Posted by: Jeb at January 09, 2015 11:42 AM (XzRw1)

I've wondered this too. I think the answer is that some of the immigrants work. The rest take benefits. But hey, it's only printed money, so they can always make more.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 09, 2015 11:46 AM (ZufZo)

238 Unfortunately this incident of terrorism will soon be forgotten just like the 50 other incidents that have occurred in last five years.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (3jmxp)

239 Wow, there were so many cops at the deli door waiting to get in there it looked like a mosh pit...

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (jjaLl)

240 Fox is reporting, but unconfirmed, two police wounded.

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (sj3Ax)

241 "Acquire meat in butcher shop dumpster

Marinate in a puddle

Slice and put meat on a stick

Warm over a light bulb

Serve with surly attitude after spitting on kebab"

I see you've been to a number of Western European cities lately - esp. around lunchtime...

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (/jpU8)

242
I think the far-right anti-immigration parties in countries across Europe all just gained millions of new voters over the last two days, although few folks would be willing to admit this publicly.
----

18k rally in Germany. There is definately something going on.

Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (lIU4e)

243 There will be a day of reckoning between Evangelicals and Catholics in this nation. I do not want this day to come, but it is becoming increasing clear only bullets will settle this.Posted by: Time for peace at January 09, 2015 11:29 AM (hcZnP) Cripes. Doesn't it hurt to be that fucking stoopid? It should.

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (xWW96)

244 3 radical Muzzies down, scores to go.

Posted by: IBrewBeerWhatIsYourSuperPower at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (DlmoZ)

245 French police have converted Islamic terrorists to peaceful Muslims.

Posted by: @votermom at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (cbfNE)

246 24 French killed, only 3 mohammedans. We need some balance here.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (40li+)

247 Why didn't they just shoot him in the arm?

Posted by: LIV at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (F2IAQ)

248 So one might expect that the Chinless Shitstain AG will get right back on the plane home, now that the French have wrapped things up neatly without his help, non?

Posted by: fly gal at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (8TdcF)

249 >>>It's not difficult.



Acquire meat in butcher shop dumpster



Marinate in a puddle



Slice and put meat on a stick



Warm over a light bulb



Serve with surly attitude after spitting on kebab.<<<


Just like mother used to make!

Posted by: achmed at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (fBxC6)

250 168 "far-right anti-immigration parties "

WTF?

"Far right"? Hardly - more like "just slightly less leftist", and you left out the "illegal/uncontrolled" part of "anti immigration".

Posted by: anon a mouse


Well, I just lazily used the standard characterization for them.

A lot of the politcal parties in Europe don't really fit neatly on any American political spectrum. But it is true, even from our standpoint, that at least some of the anti-immigration parties there are "far-right" -- like the Golden Dawn folks in Greece, for example. In other cases, they're just single issue parties who only want less immigration, and thus aren't really on the standard spectrum. Others are a mixed bag, semi-centrist, etc.

Also, a lot of them aren'rt against "illegal" immigration -- they're against legal immigration -- i.e. they want to change the nation's immigration policy (which in Europe is "wide open doors" in most countries).

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (K4YiS)

251 14 states colder than Mars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (RnbYZ)

252 24 French killed, only 3 mohammedans. We need some balance here.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

24 French?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (Spluw)

253 233
And white, pasty Europeans can't figure out how to make a decent kabob!

Yeah, the frogs didn't know how to cook a damn thing before the Muzzies arrived.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (+XMAD)

254 Shit, now they say 4 hostages killed....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (jjaLl)

255 4 hostages in deli were killed

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (40li+)

256 4 hostages dead per police and Sky News

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (GfBk2)

257 "So one might expect that the Chinless Shitstain AG will get right back on the plane home, now that the French have wrapped things up neatly without his help, non?"

Non.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:49 AM (/jpU8)

258 Hey, guy! You the Kouachi brothers? Nice to meet you

Cmon in here and let me introduce you to my partner. Oh, s*tan! Our new neighbors have moved in!

Posted by: S. Hussein from South Park at January 09, 2015 11:49 AM (/Ho8c)

259 Now they are saying 4 hostages dead.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:49 AM (v5UtH)

260 We need a Philip II, el Piodoso, of Spain. He is the king who expelled the Moriscos from his lands.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 11:49 AM (PD6iL)

261 maddogg - Bad form, dog. Very bad. You've just reposted stuff that needs to be deleted from the blog.

Posted by: LIV at January 09, 2015 11:49 AM (F2IAQ)

262 Pity the Kouachi brothers are dead. I'd have preferred they survive and then... disappeared.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 11:49 AM (4df7R)

263 Their naked bodies should be dragged through the streets by wailing mobs to send a message in the only language they understand.

Posted by: SavEcig at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (zWaPh)

264 news flash: Murders in the Rue Morgue....


Anderson Cooper rushing to the scene, flushed and breathless with red pumps

Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (8CdUx)

265 mains , ne tirent pas!

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (32Ze2)

266 Now they are saying 4 hostages dead.

probably at the hands of those poor misunderstood Mohammedans...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (Bn6aD)

267 Gee whta could possibly have caused this horrible upsurge in violent muslim radicalization over the last 30 years??

Posted by: righter at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (iNmxH)

268 I really doubted that they could get the hostages out OK.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (F2IAQ)

269 SkyNews just reported that 4 hostages have died at the grocery, per police sources.

Prayers.

Police originally thought only 6 hostages, (those brought out), were inside. Appears that there were more.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (2UatE)

270 251
14 states colder than Mars.

Liars! Damn liars!!

Posted by: Green Commie at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (XzRw1)

271 Shit. I hope that's not true.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (MYCIw)

272
I see you've been to a number of Western European cities lately - esp. around lunchtime...

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (/jpU







Nah. SoCal taco trucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2015 11:50 AM (TIIx5)

273
4 hostages in deli were killed

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (40li+)


Dammit. I hope and pray that's not true.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (4df7R)

274 Gee whta could possibly have caused this horrible upsurge in violent muslim radicalization over the last 30 years??

Cheap airfare?

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (evdj2)

275 je ne peux pas respirer

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (32Ze2)

276 >>I've wondered this too. I think the answer is that some of the
immigrants work. The rest take benefits. But hey, it's only printed
money, so they can always make more.


I think it's also that they believe more in being citizens of the world, that pesky borders are racist/exclude all those people who by virtue of being less well-off deserve to come to America and partake in her riches.
But it's their mulit-culti beliefs that omit the key part of these masses needing to assimilate in order for immigration to work, or they just bring w/them their culture and recreate their previous homelife here in the US. That they all vote Democrat is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (ABcz/)

277 Boy,Dan Riehl is a dick.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (v5UtH)

278 Smear their worthless bodies with pig fat, wrap them in bacon and send them back to whatever 'stan they came from.



Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (7ObY1)

279 "...in the midst of a pig sty. Complete with pigs and pig shit."

Calls to mind the movie (can't recall the title but it was a sequel to Silence of the Lambs) where the guy set Hannibal Lecter up to be eaten alive by wild boars in a hog pen.

Posted by: RM at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (fRppw)

280 Pity the Kouachi brothers are dead. I'd have preferred they survive and then... disappeared.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 09, 2015 11:49 AM (4df7R)

With the faint sound of wood-chippers at full throttle heard in the background!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (ftVQq)

281 Anderson Cooper rushing to the scene, flushed
and breathless with red p rumps.


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (2UatE)

282 Supposedly another hostage situation in Montpelier.

Robbery of jewelry store.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at January 09, 2015 11:52 AM (fWAjv)

283 263
Their naked bodies should be dragged through the streets by wailing mobs to send a message in the only language they understand.

Let pigs consume the remains.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 11:52 AM (XzRw1)

284 Shep Smith takes the helm


'helm' code for male body part

Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 09, 2015 11:52 AM (8CdUx)

285 What are the odds of Average Joe claiming to be Jewish next?

Posted by: toby928(C) at January 09, 2015 11:52 AM (evdj2)

286 When the fcuk are the people who can actually do something about jihadi scum actually gonna do something about the jihadi scum?

Posted by: all doubt removed at January 09, 2015 11:52 AM (DvOSv)

287 Reuters: four hostages murdered at deli

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2015 11:52 AM (E+pqw)

288 14 states colder than Mars.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 11:48 AM (RnbYZ)


And Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

Posted by: Rocket Man at January 09, 2015 11:52 AM (W5DcG)

289 Read it was a kosher deli. Is that true?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 11:53 AM (Bn6aD)

290 Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (v5UtH)

What did he say?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 11:53 AM (+XMAD)

291 >> "...in the midst of a pig sty. Complete with pigs and pig shit."

Like in Snatch.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:53 AM (ABcz/)

292 The 4 hostages killed may have been already dead when the rescue began

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (40li+)

293 We should start the count down on when the lies start about cartoons being drawn at the deli.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (Spluw)

294 FoxNews reporting appears to have been wrong that all hostages were freed.

@Reuters: BREAKING: At least four hostages at Kosher supermarket siege in eastern Paris dead: police source http://reut.rs/1IyIiXZ

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (ZPrif)

295 It sounds like maybe they didn't know about the additional hostages. Maybe they had been killed when it first started?

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (MYCIw)

296 "which in Europe is "wide open doors" in most countries"

Not really as "open" as many here seem to think - esp. the west (France, Germany, Spain, etc.).

To be clear - there was little thought on immigration INTO much of Western Europe for many years post WWII as the population base had taken such a hit over the previous 50 years, and there was little incentive for many to actually do so.
Post Cold War saw a huge influx from the (Muslim) East, combined with the existing Turk work force (mostly Germany & N Italy), so the real problems are fairly recent...

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (/jpU8)

297 291 RT the 4 dead and "Behold the efficiency"

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (v5UtH)

298 FoxNews reporting appears to have been wrong

I. Am. Shocked.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (7ObY1)

299 Like pulling these things off without losing hostages is easy.What a dick.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (v5UtH)

300 MFM just now: Radicalized in prison.


Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (XzRw1)

301 Nice nic change, Hector. Not taking the bait.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (ABcz/)

302 You know, none of these countries opened their arms to Nazis after the war, why the hell would they receive Muslims with open arms. It just doesn't add up. Nowhere in history have they EVER moved to a new area and assimilated. They always have to dominate. Just the pinnicle of stupidity to let them into a western country. Like having an open door policy for Ebola.

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (xWW96)

303 And Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
Posted by: Rocket Man
------------------

In fact it's cold as hell..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (F2IAQ)

304 #279
Prove it.

Prove it with notes and citations other than shitstain troll posts..

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (scgac)

305 I'd rather watch Anderson than Shep.

Posted by: George Snuffalapoloose at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (IvTw6)

306 Who or what is the poster at 295?

Posted by: Dianna at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (DV/Ik)

307 Shep Smith takes the helm

Shemp on one channel and Anderson PooperScooper on the other.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (W5DcG)

308 Progress on simple plan:

Step 1 acomplished.
Step 2 - waiting.

Dear French: Please proceed with Dremeling names of victims into skulls of killers prior to bronzing skulls.

Also, donate all other bones of killers to appropriate venues as art supplies.

Posted by: bob at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (tZroI)

309 CNN reporting at least 2 hostages dead in the grocery

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (zOTsN)

310 France's unfair treatment of the Martyrs will only bring more of the same. Couldn't they have just arrested them, and asked them to desist while helping them out of their anger offer them assurances of premier education free and help with decorating their homes to make their environments more attractive , also allowing and paying for their own cities so they don't have to contend with crummy non believers?

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (nqBYe)

311 MFM just now: Radicalized in prison.

Anal jihad?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (4WhSY)

312 MFM just now: Radicalized in prison.

They started that meme yesterday. The horror of Abu Graib prison or something.. You know naked pyramids and panties on your head would turn you into a cold blooded murderer...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (Bn6aD)

313 Fuck you Hector.

FUCK YOU, you worthless piece of shit scumbag.



Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (7ObY1)

314 That's a troll.Ignore it.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (v5UtH)

315 295
Instead of focusing on Islam, the white nationalists here are trashing
all Immigrants in America. Not even for one day, can you make common
cause against Islam.



The writing is on the wall and its obvious to any Hispanic, Asian or
Indian they should arm up and form self defense militias. The white
nationalist Tea Party wants to use Islamic terror to ethnically cleanse
America.



This attitude convinces me the Islamists and tea parties are allies.

Posted by: Islam = Satan at January 09, 2015 11:54 AM (+z5VI)
-----Did I miss the /sarc tag on this load of shit?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (jjaLl)

316 If it was true that the CCTV at the deli was hacked, then the French may have determined this, and this was their primary reason for initiating their actions. If the hostages were being killed, there's no further reason dor delay.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (Spluw)

317 Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2015 11:55 AM (v5UtH)

Yeah. That's being a dick.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (+XMAD)

318 I don't know why they were released from jail if they were known to police? At least one was in jail.

Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (sj3Ax)

319 300
FoxNews reporting appears to have been wrong

FoxNews is rarely right.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (XzRw1)

320 Hectors gotta hector

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (F2IAQ)

321 BREAKING: At least four hostages at Kosher supermarket siege in eastern Paris dead: police source http://reut.rs/1IyIiXZ
More


Holy god. This bloodbath just keep escalating.

I'm sorry, but my opinion that Islam is NOT a religion but instead is a triumphalist fascist political ideology has just become confirmed, permanently. Europe bans Nazis; there is no reason why they could not ban that other totalitarian ideology, Islam.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (K4YiS)

322 308 Who or what is the poster at 295?

It's Hector, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (7ObY1)

323 Cleanup 279 & 295 shitstain alert, bigotry, troll

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (scgac)

324 Many here would hate Phillip II, he was Spanish Catholic.
Posted by: Islam = Satan at January 09, 2015 11:51 AM (+z5VI)

-----

Everybody here hates Hector the Hecterer, he is American Doooshbag.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (NaV4z)

325 #304, see above.
I can speak for Germany, at least - to boost manuf. exports, many hands were brought in from the Balkans and Turkey from the late 60s to the 80s...
Ok, not the smartest move.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (/jpU8)

326 o fk, they did hostages? Confirmed?
i thought they were freed.

prayers.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (nqBYe)

327 (re: Charlie killers and other hostage takers)
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 09, 2015 11:57 AM (t1dCc)

328 Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 11:56 AM (jjaLl)

Eh. Babbling trolls must babble. Until their comments are deleted.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (+XMAD)

329
Wow, there were so many cops at the deli door waiting to get in there it looked like a mosh pit Hawaiian donut shop...
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (L6/+u)

330 >>is it too early in the day to have a drink?
Posted by: ThunderB

Hell no.
*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (3rrMW)

331 You have to give Hector credit, it can't be easy typing while sucking cock at the glory hole.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (IvTw6)

332 +z5VI

You are as disgusting and stupid as any Islamic terrorist. You just have a slightly different mental delusion.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (3jmxp)

333 Dirty Randy - STOP reposting troll posts. It makes it difficult to clean up the blog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (F2IAQ)

334 The work of the French rescue teams were top notch today

Soon to come will be the second guessing from their elite betters in the media on how they didn't have to kill the terrorists, they could have shot the guns out of their hands

Meanwhile, the media's main concern is that this could give the "far right" parties in Europe a big boost.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (GrXXa)

335
terrorist went to prison for recruiting people to wage jihad in Iraq

he was radicalized before prison

can we stop this game

they are "radicalized" in the muslim community. Prison gave him the contacts but not the mind set

that was already there

call a spade a spade

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (zOTsN)

336 Do you idiots want to stop quoting Hector's bullshit in your responses.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2015 11:59 AM (L6/+u)

337 The trolls are out early today

Posted by: Name* at January 09, 2015 11:59 AM (W6iIX)

338 295 Instead of focusing on Islam, the white nationalists here are trashing all Immigrants in America. Not even for one day, can you make common cause against Islam.

The writing is on the wall and its obvious to any Hispanic, Asian or Indian they should arm up and form self defense militias. The white nationalist Tea Party wants to use Islamic terror to ethnically cleanse America.

This attitude convinces me the Islamists and tea parties are allies.
Posted by: Islam = Satan at


I'm definitely all for banning immigration of all trolls, like you.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2015 11:59 AM (K4YiS)

339 "France's unfair treatment of the Martyrs will only bring more of the same."

Hey, that's Holder's line!

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (/jpU8)

340 Hector, it's a shame you have the IQ of an artichoke.

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (xWW96)

341 Do you idiots


That kind of talk is not necessary.

You can advise them without the insults.



Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (7ObY1)

342 Give the Frogs credit. When crunch time comes, they don't play.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (A9YbW)

343 he was radicalized before prison

OK, so it wasn't anal jihad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (4WhSY)

344 Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 11:58 AM (+XMAD)

---

Ahhh, yes, they do that, don't they?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (jjaLl)

345 I wonder if, having presumably arrived in Hell by now, the terrorists are having second thoughts yet.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (7Kbxu)

346 If they are radicalized in Prison (which is BS as He helped a muslim escape which is why he was there after having killed 2 others), Whom were they radicalized By?
Imans?

how about solitary

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (nqBYe)

347 The terrorist whore escaped.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (MYCIw)

348 FoxNews is rarely right"

ISWYDT


And with that, I've gotta run. Stay safe, all.

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (/jpU8)

349 Damn. Sad update indeed.

Posted by: Lea at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (lIU4e)

350
ignore the trolls

do not repost their comments to reply

it feeds them

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (zOTsN)

351 56
#Illridewithyoutothemorgue

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (Rx8ML)

Hilarious!!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (fMQoG)

352 351 The terrorist whore escaped.

srsly? Link?

Posted by: Citizen X at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (7ObY1)

353 terrorist went to prison for recruiting people to wage jihad in Iraqhe was radicalized before prisoncan we stop this game

They're playing to win. Executing them is "murder" or "state sactioned killing". But notice how quickly people toss around the word "execution" when a violent thug murders an innocent? This bothers me. It's far more than semantics. Words have meaning. Gang members, terrorists and other criminals do NOT execute people; they commit murder.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (Spluw)

354 have the IQ of an artichoke.
Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (xWW96)


dude, that' no cool

Posted by: an artichoke at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (W6iIX)

355 Sorry for the troll re-posts- was paying more attention to the Sky News feed, didn't think about what I was doing.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at January 09, 2015 12:01 PM (jjaLl)

356 321
I don't know why they were released from jail if they were known to police?

Huckabee was a governor in France?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 09, 2015 12:02 PM (XzRw1)

357 355 56
#Illridewithyoutothemorgue

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2015 11:23 AM (Rx8ML)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 12:02 PM (+XMAD)

358 CNN host Chris Cuomo described the black jihadi in Paris as "african-american".

Our media betters.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 09, 2015 12:02 PM (ZPrif)

359
I hope they kill her

there were babies in that grocery

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 12:02 PM (zOTsN)

360 "213
Sadly, the terrorists died, thus giving them the "status" of "martyrs" amongst those who support their actions.

One
thing I question is why do countries let these people back into the
country after they've traveled to take part in the wars in Syria, after
they've proven their support for the terrorists?

Round them up,
ship them, en masse over there, let them enjoy life there where they
obviously want to be, under a "regime" they obviously want to live
under, and do not let them ever come back.


Posted by: chefwes at January 09, 2015 11:44 AM (xTQcZ)"

They are just going to make trouble wherever they go and besides, that seems like a waste of perfectly good organ transplant resources.

The returning Jihadis are young and in pretty good health. They should be tested for diseases, lobotomized, blood and tissue typed and then kept around until it is convenient to harvest their organs and give a better life to a number of people who are suffering from medical problems involving organ failure.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 12:02 PM (PD6iL)

361 Damn, damn, damn.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 09, 2015 12:02 PM (LA7Cm)

362
ICYMI


On Thursday, White House press secretary Josh Earnest announced that
the Obama administration would prioritize fighting Islamophobia in the
aftermath of the terrorist attack on Charlie Hebdo in France.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2015 12:03 PM (Qs8ZN)

363 Kosher market? So they were going after Jews, or was it just a coincidence?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 12:03 PM (Bn6aD)

364 I don't know why they were released from jail if they were known to police?
----
How many people in jail are not known to the police? /

Posted by: RioBravo at January 09, 2015 12:03 PM (z27Ny)

365 Citizen X, ace has it in the update

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 12:03 PM (MYCIw)

366 You are as disgusting and stupid as any Islamic terrorist. You just have a slightly different mental delusion.
Posted by: Bob Belcher

Very well said, thank you.

Posted by: Dianna at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (DV/Ik)

367 Hector, get a grip. Why don't you go have a nice cup of tea and a lie-down?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (dFi94)

368 CNN host Chris Cuomo described the black jihadi in Paris as "african-american".

-----

**blink**

**blink**

O_o

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (NaV4z)

369
lord protect the organizing for America asshole who darkens my door to "educate" me about islam

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)

370
Not really as "open" as many here seem to think - esp. the west (France, Germany, Spain, etc.).




If you're from an EU nation, you can move into Germany and start collecting "benefits" immediately. Hartz IV's not much, but it's more than you're going to get for doing nothing in Bulgaria.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (/kI1Q)

371 On Thursday, White House press secretary Josh Earnest announced that
the Obama administration would prioritize fighting Islamophobia in the
aftermath of the terrorist attack on Charlie Hebdo in France.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
--------------

I believe he said ".. we will redouble our efforts.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (F2IAQ)

372 JackStraw @32, you're killing me here. Elect serious leaders? One, none available, by the looks of them (Dubya was, up to a point, the most serious since Truman, but that was a surprise, so yeah surprises do happen). Two, elect serious leaders? You're talking about THIS country? This degraded, dumbed-down (per ace the other day - lazy, unserious, cowardly), NPR-stupid electorate? Surely you jest, as my 8th grade English teacher said to a nice, athletically gifted,but dim studentone time.

Behold the current Congress. Behold the (variously) dumb (oh yes, not too bright), lazy, unserious, corrupted, brazenly irresponsible elected "leadership" (and that's just the GOP - the Dems are bizarre, alien, vile freaks).

Inertia, the greatest force in nature. By inertia alone the US will continue mostly safe. With small areas not smothered by rent-seeking and regulation and ignorance pulling the economic wagon just enough. Protected mostly by the noble and right-thinking yet out-of-the-loop patriots who were raised right and who can raise their hand and swear to protect the "constitution" without laughing out loud. Though more interesting times may be upon us, as the Navy shrinks dramaticallyand the years of material neglect and intellectual rot take their toll inside the ranks - and the strategic collapse causes various neutrals and semi-allies who are always the key to the game to make their rational decisions to distance themselves and hedge their bets.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (afQnV)

373 i actually do not know the answer to muslim jihad citizens of the west.

protection by religion is a feature of our freedoms.
Yet they use this feature to harm others.

not allowing immigration in the first place might help. but what to do about actual peoples of those countries being murdered by their dictators or different muslim cult?

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (nqBYe)

374 The returning Jihadis are young and in pretty good health. They should be tested for diseases, lobotomized, blood and tissue typed and then kept around until it is convenient to harvest their organs and give a better life to a number of people who are suffering from medical problems involving organ failure.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 09, 2015 12:02 PM (PD6iL)



The only downside to that would be in insatiable craving for goat sex among the organ recipient.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (6rKEC)

375 nood france

Posted by: Name* at January 09, 2015 12:04 PM (W6iIX)

376
Kosher market? So they were going after Jews, or was it just a coincidence?

--

When in doubt, mohammedans always attack Jews. See: Gulf War I

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (40li+)

377 Cripes. Doesn't it hurt to be that fucking stoopid? It should.
Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 11:47 AM (xWW96)


Oh, man. You should read some of the stuff the guys who are out to save us from the "Christian Dominionists" babble on about. We only get the occasional spew from hector, but these guys really do live in their own little paranoid world.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (MbqmP)

378 Prediction: Preezy Golfs A Lot will give a speech about how a Small Minority Misunderstood the Religion of Piece, and that we should all actively make sure that Muslims are welcomed and respected and honored in our racist, hate filled nation.

/He will then conclude with "There is only one god and Allah is his name."

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (LeFwz)

379 375 On Thursday, White House press secretary Josh Earnest announced that
the Obama administration would prioritize fighting Islamophobia in the
aftermath of the terrorist attack on Charlie Hebdo in France.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Joke, right?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (Bn6aD)

380 Maybe they wanted some knishes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (RnbYZ)

381 Guy Mohawk, please tell me that's satire.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (MYCIw)

382 >>They started that meme yesterday. The horror of Abu Graib prison or
something.. You know naked pyramids and panties on your head would turn
you into a cold blooded murderer...


Yep, the Abu Graib stuff happened over the course of *1 night* and was reported by a fellow guard, and the military took immediate action.
But if the MSM were to be believed, this was ongoing, standard treatment of prisoners with Bush and Rumfeld's approval.
So if that bs about it being AbuGraib is even part of what radicalized them, we can thank the MSM for that.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (ABcz/)

383 367 Kosher market? So they were going after Jews, or was it just a coincidence?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 09, 2015 12:03 PM (Bn6aD)

Just a coincidence? Are you kidding, my fellow Donna?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 09, 2015 12:05 PM (+XMAD)

384 CNN host Chris Cuomo described the black jihadi in Paris as "african-american".
-----------------------

So consumed with PC-ism that they can't even hear themselves speak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2015 12:06 PM (F2IAQ)

385 On Thursday, White House press secretary Josh Earnest announced that the Obama administration would prioritize fighting Islamophobia in the aftermath of the terrorist attack on Charlie Hebdo in France. Posted by: Guy Mohawk -------------- I believe he said ".. we will redouble our efforts.."
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Lemme guess; 1 in 5 mohammadans are being raped by cartoons?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 09, 2015 12:06 PM (Spluw)

386
Donna they two that killed the black policewoman yesterday were trying to get to a jewish school and she got in the way

they fled

when they heard their buddies were trapped in a warehouse at the airport they returned to paris to the kosher grocery and held the store hostage

they said they would kill everyone in the store if the original two terrorists were killed at the airport

these two had always intended jewish targets

Posted by: ThunderB at January 09, 2015 12:06 PM (zOTsN)

387 The returning Jihadis are young and in pretty good health. They should be tested for diseases, lobotomized, blood and tissue typed and then kept around until it is convenient to harvest their organs and give a better life to a number of people who are suffering from medical problems involving organ failure.

Umm, no. Not unless they have a way to disinfect the Terrorist Cooties in the harvested organs.

The only way I can think of to do that is with massive infusions of bacon. I'm safe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 09, 2015 12:06 PM (0HooB)

388 Folks, ignore Hector. He's off his meds again. But even being on his meds would not solve his reading comprehension problem.

...or his festering chancre for that matter..

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2015 12:07 PM (6rKEC)

389 <i>24 French?</i>

SECURE LE PERIMETER!

Posted by: Jacques Bauer at January 09, 2015 12:07 PM (B/VB5)

390 Jesus Hector, I've stepped in dog shit that was more astute, and saner than you.

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 12:07 PM (xWW96)

391 Chris, he was a Muslim African-African


now a dead African

Posted by: John of Salisbury at January 09, 2015 12:07 PM (8CdUx)

392 Do you idiots


Look, I got a promotion.

Posted by: Some Moron at January 09, 2015 12:07 PM (DL2i+)

393 So the scrum made sure they got some Jews, after all.

To ensure their place in "paradise".

These people cannot live amongst the sane.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2015 12:08 PM (rILa+)

394 Anonymous says they will now take down jihadist websites. Not sure if that is a good thing - would tracking them be harder?

Posted by: Baldy at January 09, 2015 12:08 PM (+35FH)

395 "Hector, it's a shame you have the IQ of an artichoke."

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2015 12:00 PM (xWW96)

Please don't insult artichokes like that.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at January 09, 2015 12:09 PM (PfoKb)

396 Just heard that at least four of the deli hostages were killed. Very sad.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 09, 2015 12:10 PM (6Turu)

397 Le "stompy boots".

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at January 09, 2015 12:11 PM (Fr8iN)

398 No Hector, you are not. You are not sane, you are not armed, you are not responding to anything written.

You are a bigot seeking to justify your hatred for Christians and Europeans. You are a sad racist; a silly and stupid dolt; and a treasonous liar. You are a violently deranged psychopath who needs to be medicated - you are a danger to yourself and to others.

Everything you say is drenched in paranoia, lies, and hate. You evidently think that Catholicism and Evangelical Christianity are somehow at odds. Your blithering ignorance is remarkable in that you don't even know that most are neighbors, friends, and family. Catholics are often Evangelical.

Your assumptions seem to be based on the writings of Soviet disruptors & terrorists from the '50s, Cuban "liberation theology" murderers from the '60's, and the spastic shitsquirts of various communistic bigots from the 70's onward.

You are too stupid to even begin to understand how evil you are, how dangerous you have decided to be to innocents, and how much you need to be given 24 hour psychiatric care.

Really, seek help. You are in desperate need of medication.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2015 12:11 PM (scgac)

399 I know we've had some differences with the French over foreign policy and how to handle the terrorists, but I think tonight I will forgo my usual adult beverage of choice and raise a glass of wine to them.

So glad they were able to end this without an even worse loss of innocent lives.

Glad to debate how to deal with the murderous scum tomorrow, but today and tonight - just happy it's ended for them. Again, many thanks to those at the sharp point of the sword for their good and brave work.

Posted by: RM at January 09, 2015 12:13 PM (fRppw)

400 I tried reading most of the comments, to see if anyone else mentioned the scorpion and the frog. Here we have 'Frogs' helping out scorpions and scorpions do what scorpions do.

Will the scorpions ever run out of second chances?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at January 09, 2015 12:14 PM (WNERA)

401 obama regime State dept spokesperson, Psaki to announce that the incident in the Kosher deli in Paris was consumer dissatisfaction.

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 09, 2015 12:16 PM (w+5ie)

402
you're no catholic numbnuts

Posted by: kj at January 09, 2015 12:19 PM (lKyWE)

403 So, for the hand wringers worried about anti immigration policies being adopted that stop immigration from countries that have muslims...

Can anyone name just one of the three American Presidents in the 20th Century that halted ALL immigration into the US and deported massive amounts of illegals?

My next question is: Why can't this happen now?

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (baiNQ)

404 The hate is coming from Evangelicals and Catholics are mostly the targets. As a Catholic I will defend myself.
Posted by: Islam = Satan at January 09, 2015 12:16 PM (+z5VI)


You sure do take long enough to finish up.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 09, 2015 12:24 PM (MbqmP)

405 Amazingly enough no CSI super-Sherlock cops were involved in either case.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:27 PM (/mTq0)

406 62
Sky news says most if not all grocery hostages alive







SkyNews brit dick said "we didn't hear gunshots, just the loud booms. We think it was the police taking matters into their own hands





WTF?? Taking matters into their own hands??

THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO you fucking mewling quim.
------------------------------

Paris police have a Dirty Harry?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2015 12:29 PM (/mTq0)

407 nood up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2015 12:29 PM (2UatE)

408 So the Charlie Hibdo guys also published a cartoon of the Holy Trinity engaging in a homosexual three-some. Link at Anne Barnhardt.

I pity them, weep for their immortal souls, regret their undeserved deaths, and am glad their killers have been dealt with appropriately.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2015 12:32 PM (rILa+)

409 #366--you're kidding, right? Right???

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at January 09, 2015 12:39 PM (0I3D8)

410 I meant #362--sorry.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (0I3D8)

411 I meant #362--sorry.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at January 09, 2015 12:40 PM (0I3D8)

412 HOW BOUT IT-THEM FRENCHIES WENT N GOT EM A "MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION" FOR TERRORISTS...

they wish to die like martyrs...well guess what, this is "national make-a-wish-come true day" in france...FOR EVERYBODY...

Posted by: sound awake at January 09, 2015 12:59 PM (fKOqs)

413 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

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