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So, Prince Andrew Has Been Accused of Statutory Rape With an Underage "Sex Slave"

Huge story. I don't know what's true, of course, but the allegations are huge.

Buckingham Palace is said to have conceded the furore 'isn't going to go away' as Prince Andrew is expected to hold crisis talks with the Queen today as he returned to Britain after a luxury holiday with his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson and daughter Eugenie.

The Duke of York had been locked inside a £22,000-a-week ski lodge in Verbier since he was accused of abusing the girl 'procured' for him by his close friend and convicted paedophile Epstein. But he left the Swiss resort yesterday afternoon.

A royal aide said today Prince Andrew will 'move on and push ahead' with his work despite the damaging allegations.

...


The extraordinary allegation made by Virginia Roberts is part of a US civil case against shamed billionaire Epstein. She claims Prince Andrew had sex with her when she was 17 – a minor under US law – and employed as a 'sex slave' by [Jeffrey] Epstein.

The fifth in line to the throne slept with Miss Roberts at an orgy with other under-age girls on Epstein's private Caribbean island, as well as in a private house in London and in Epstein's New York mansion, according to the court papers.

If Miss Roberts does publish a tell-all book, which expands on the claims she made in court papers, it could be a major embarrassment to Prince Andrew and the Royal Family.

It could also lead to the naming of other high profile people and could lead to further police investigations and to some prosecutions.

Roberts names some other men she claims she had sex with at Jeffrey Epstein's parties, including, oddly, Alan Derschowitz (who categorically denies the claim).

Epstein was known for cavorting with young girls. And he had, get this, lots of old male friends.

Including Bill Clinton.

Roberts does not make any allegations along those lines. Just noting it.

Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM




Comments

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1 Creepy

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 05, 2015 06:35 PM (9BRsg)

2 I wonder if he used any of Bubba Cliton's contacts?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 06:35 PM (0HooB)

3 So Andrew is Charles' brother, not Charles' youngest son?

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 05, 2015 06:36 PM (aLfY1)

4 She was/is a hottie.

Posted by: myiq2xu at January 05, 2015 06:37 PM (5fSr7)

5 A royal aide said today Prince Andrew will 'move on and push ahead' with his work despite the damaging allegations.

Being a richer-than-shit Royal with no responsibilities or duties is awfully hard work.

"I say, Jeeves, which Rolls should we drive today?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 06:38 PM (0HooB)

6 How can one be "employed as a sex slave?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 06:38 PM (Zu3d9)

7 Now where'd I leave those cigars?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

8 Didn't even need the Jell-O

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at January 05, 2015 06:39 PM (0Ew3K)

9 It's as if millions of "Rich White Guys Perpetuating Rape Culture!" voices were suddenly stilled by hypocrisy.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 05, 2015 06:39 PM (nL0sw)

10 Teenage GIRLS? Eeeeuuuuwwwww.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Aficionado of Handsome Young Boys at January 05, 2015 06:39 PM (UlJ3l)

11 She does not look 17 in the photos I've seen.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 06:39 PM (XzRw1)

12 Bill Clinton might have forced an underage sex slave to have sex with him?

Definitely not rape.

Posted by: Feminists at January 05, 2015 06:40 PM (5DM9u)

13 M? is Bond busy? we need someone with a double o rating...

Posted by: Queen's Chief of Security at January 05, 2015 06:41 PM (qh617)

14 Didn't even need the Jell-O
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at January 05, 2015 06:39 PM (0Ew3K)


Is Bill Cosby involved too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 06:41 PM (W5DcG)

15 See if those UVA boys had been knighted it wouldn't have been an issue.

Posted by: The State Media at January 05, 2015 06:41 PM (5DM9u)

16 Can't spell "randy" without "andy."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 05, 2015 06:41 PM (vgIRn)

17 Technically, 17 is legal in some states.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at January 05, 2015 06:41 PM (KuU4f)

18
17 a minor under US law



Only if he eff'd her on the steps of the Lincoln monument*.

Otherwise, state age of consent law applies. In this case, New York. 17 is gtg.

*Federal property or interstate/international transport

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2015 06:42 PM (kdS6q)

19 Has Whoopi weighed in on its "rape-rape" status?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 05, 2015 06:42 PM (V70Ne)

20 Just think, if this is the depravity that we have been allowed to get a glimpse of, one can only imagine " the rest of the story"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2015 06:43 PM (fL/7/)

21 MSM: Boys will be boys. No harm done, They were all asking for it. Better put some ice on that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 05, 2015 06:43 PM (ucDmr)

22 The Brits always have the best scandals.

Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2015 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

23 "A royal aide said today Prince Andrew will 'move on and push ahead' with his work despite the damaging allegations."

And just what, exactly, would that "work" be? Having sex with second cousins?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 05, 2015 06:43 PM (nFdGS)

24 10 Teenage GIRLS? Eeeeuuuuwwwww.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Aficionado of Handsome Young Boys at January 05, 2015 06:39 PM (UlJ3l)


I know, right?

Posted by: Terry Bean at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (AFsCH)

25 Only if he eff'd her on the steps of the Lincoln monument*.

Otherwise, state age of consent law applies. In this case, New York. 17 is gtg.

*Federal property or interstate/international transport
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2015 06:42 PM (kdS6q)
Florida is 18, IIRC. Plus there are accusations that she was transported internationally as part of this "service".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (kHw1D)

26 A man's got to get his rape-rape on, amirite?

Posted by: Taco Bill at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (TaO1J)

27 How can one be "employed as a sex slave?"


You'll need a resume and references just to get your foot in the door.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (8ZskC)

28 Does "forced" include "having large sums of money deposited to your checking account"? Because in that case, I have been "forced" to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (m3SdM)

29 Clinton

and Bill Richardson

he is a hug dem doner


it would be very helpful to find out what political operatives besides Clinton visited him on the island

wonder if this is a shot from the JEF and Liawatha

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (zOTsN)

30 Was this part of a deposition?

YSK contents of depositions aren't subject to libel suits. You can say pretty much anything about anyone and nobody can sue you. Only the court can cite you for perjury, I believe.

Some high-profile divorce cases have "hot" testimony like this. Remember the ex- who accused Illinois Rep. Jack Ryan of taking her to "sex clubs"? That was part of a (sealed) deposition, conveniently unsealed to force Ryan out of the Senate race so Obama could win. Ryan had no recourse.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (BxB4b)

31 wait a second ....

"Shamed Billionaire" ... has anybody seen those two words that close together in any sort of a meaningful way in any story in the history of ever?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 05, 2015 06:45 PM (4CVLy)

32
How can one be "employed as a sex slave?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo




BA English Lit - UC Santa Barbara

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2015 06:45 PM (kdS6q)

33 How can one be "employed as a sex slave?"


One can only imagine the tax forms required.

And the deductions.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 06:45 PM (0HooB)

34 M? is Bond busy? we need someone with a double o 69 rating...



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 06:45 PM (xqxYO)

35 Ace,

You should read Alan Dershowitz's declaration, available at gotnews.com.

Let's just say that this scrunt may have some credibility issues.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 06:45 PM (q5APL)

36 Age of consent in England? 16.

Age of Consent in New York? 17...

So... she was paid by a Billionaire to have Sex with a guy... who may or may not have known she was paid...

'IF' any of this even ever happened...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 06:46 PM (qh617)

37 This is kind of the argument against royalty or political dynasties in a nutshell. Have to wait and see what the deal is, but would anyone be surprised if true?

Dynasties even in a democracy. They have power, prestige, wealth built from the government, this has a tendency to encourage certain dark underbellies of the human psyche.

I am not saying the Bushes are anything near this. I still think W was a good man, no matter what his other faults. However, was I the only one who was a little uneasy before filing in the bubble for W in 2000 because of this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 06:46 PM (JWTYo)

38 I don't want to even consider the possibility that Dersh has a dick.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 06:46 PM (MMC8r)

39 I thought she was a Party Favor.

They should've gotten a Muslim girl, they keep their mouths shut about it afterward.

Posted by: Randy Andy at January 05, 2015 06:46 PM (943iJ)

40 35 Let's just say that this scrunt may have some credibility issues.
Posted by: prescient11

______________________________

Women are incapable of lying about things like this.

Posted by: Every Feminist at January 05, 2015 06:47 PM (UlJ3l)

41 That royal family sure are a bunch of inbred degenerates. I can't believe they are still relavant.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (ucDmr)

42 Let's just say that this scrunt may have some credibility issues.
Posted by: prescient11
______________________________
Women are incapable of lying about things like this.
Posted by: Every Feminist



Was this reported in Rolling Stone?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (xqxYO)

43 >>"Shamed Billionaire" ... has anybody seen those two words that close together in any sort of a meaningful way in any story in the history of ever?

Nope.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (g1DWB)

44 All this "sex slave" and "island" talk just put the movie "Exit to Eden" in head. I haven't thought of that flick in a long time. Rosie O'Loudmouth is in that movie. Wearing a dominatrix outfit.


Thanks, Aholes! Need brain bleach, stat!

Posted by: Country Singer at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (nL0sw)

45 This is just your average episode of Downton Abbey.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (nFdGS)

46 he is a hug dem doner

Posted by: ThunderB


And we know what Ace thinks of huggers...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (HRlKD)

47 They should've gotten a Muslim girl, they keep their mouths shut about it afterward.
Posted by: Randy Andy at January 05, 2015 06:46 PM (943iJ)


--------------------------------------


Or Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (/aRVf)

48 BREAKING: British Royal May Be Heterosexual: Major Upheaval

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 06:49 PM (MMC8r)

49 I think we've already got enough to take this thing to trial.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at January 05, 2015 06:49 PM (UlJ3l)

50 Yes, and before we all get a huge boner b/c Clinton, Dershowitz states that he has been informed that per Secret Service records, Clinton never visited the island in question.

If so, this case is, shall we say, done, and this scrunt should be in jail.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 06:49 PM (q5APL)

51 What do you expect from a guy who is married to Sarah Ferguson? After all, she has Palin's first name and a racist town as a last name. I don't blame the Prince for his indiscretions.

Posted by: Typical Liberal at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (Am9Tn)

52 I am not saying the Bushes are anything near this. I still think W was a good man, no matter what his other faults. However, was I the only one who was a little uneasy before filing in the bubble for W in 2000 because of this?


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 06:46 PM (JWTYo)


Bush's? not really...

Now Kennedys? whole other ballgame...

Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (qh617)

53 43 >>"Shamed Billionaire" ... has anybody seen those two words that close together in any sort of a meaningful way in any story in the history of ever?

Nope.
Posted by: Bernie Madoff at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (g1DWB)

Nothing to see here

Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (4OZqu)

54 BREAKING: Prince Andrew does indeed have a dick.

Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (/aRVf)

55 47
No, in that case, the rape may have happened, but she would have accused a Republican instead of the Dem who actually did it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (JWTYo)

56 What's the big deal?

Posted by: Mohammed at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (jucos)

57 Age of consent is 16 in 31 states (including DC)

Age of consent is 17 in 8 states.

Age of consent is 18 in only 12 states.

from þe olde Wikipedia: "While the age of consent is now set between 16 and 18 in all U.S. states, the age of consent has widely varied across the country in the past. In 1880, the age of consent was set at 10 or 12 in most states, with the exception of Delaware where it was 7.":

http://tinyurl.com/m7rkjsb

In many Mexican states, the age of consent is 12, or on one case "puberty".

http://tinyurl.com/llro94s

In Candada, it is 16, which was raised from 14 six years ago.

Central America has ages ranging from 15 to 18.

Caribbean has ages ranging from 15 to 18.

Posted by: The Hat of Consent at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (0Ew3K)

58 Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Just gonna wait and see. I mean it's not like the MSM has gotten it wrong or jumped the shark or outright made shit up before.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2015 06:51 PM (60Vyp)

59 56 What's the big deal?
Posted by: Mohammed at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (jucos)

He's really into older woman

Posted by: Mohammed II at January 05, 2015 06:51 PM (4OZqu)

60 Prince Andrew was the Trade Representative for the UK until 2011. The allegations first surfaced in 2007. Can't help but wonder if that had something to do with it.

Posted by: KC_EDM at January 05, 2015 06:52 PM (A4Cnu)

61 he is a hug dem doner

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (zOTsN)



At first I read that as "a huge Dem Boner" and wondered if you realized we weren't discussing the Speaker of the House in this thread.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 05, 2015 06:52 PM (nL0sw)

62 Sabrina Rubin Edrdely could make this story into something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2015 06:52 PM (8ZskC)

63 was dunham there? if she was which end of the abuse equation was she on?

Posted by: n at January 05, 2015 06:52 PM (iBXmZ)

64 From what I've read of past British Royal Families history, this is actually kinda tame.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 05, 2015 06:52 PM (PXU5j)

65 Isn't there a Federal law about US Citizens travelling overseas in order to have sex with minors?

Posted by: MikeH at January 05, 2015 06:53 PM (4OZqu)

66 Posted by: The Hat of Consent at January 05, 2015 06:50 PM (0Ew3K)

Excellent use of thorn, by the way.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 06:53 PM (h6Mpm)

67 47

Or Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 06:48 PM (/aRVf)

You are aware that the Prince was using the woman for sex, right? Like most living males, the Prince would probably prefer having someone driver over his schlong with a Ford F-250 rather than have sex with Dunham.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2015 06:54 PM (Am9Tn)

68 >>Women are incapable of lying about things like this.

Except that Bill Clinton was there.

She lied.

Q.E.D.

Oh, sorry, forgot...

TRIGGER WARNING: Logic ahead

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Other Feminist at January 05, 2015 06:54 PM (0xTsz)

69 He's another victim of global worming.

Posted by: Princely Prince Charles at January 05, 2015 06:54 PM (XzRw1)

70 "what the fuck's the big deal"?

Senator Menendez.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 05, 2015 06:54 PM (ucDmr)

71 Posted by: MikeH at January 05, 2015 06:53 PM (4OZqu)

That law only applies to the peons, not the ruling class!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2015 06:54 PM (fL/7/)

72 No idea if it's true or not, but if Marco Polo has taught me anything it's that powerful leaders love them some orgies.

Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 06:54 PM (MYCIw)

73 Bill Clinton supports abortion on demand. That is all that required of him. He may do whatever he likes. Abortion support is the liberal get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Feminists Everywhere at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (FLCtp)

74 I saw Dershowitz on Fox News this morning and he appeared to be livid about the accusations and said he was filing a complaint with the bar association and planned to have the lawyers disbarred for filing a suit with no basis. I would not want that guy pissed off at me.

Posted by: huerfano at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (bAGA/)

75 Harry Reid comments don't even show in the top thirty. He is truly out of power.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (l3vZN)

76 I'd want to be reincarnated as her tampon

Posted by: Prince Charles at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (4OZqu)

77 "Trade" includes sex trade, doesn't it?

Posted by: Prince Andrew at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (8ZskC)

78 So, did I read the story correctly . . .

The self-alleged victim has a book coming out?

Hmm . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (h6Mpm)

79 30 Was this part of a deposition?

YSK contents of depositions aren't subject to libel suits. You can say pretty much anything about anyone and nobody can sue you. Only the court can cite you for perjury, I believe.

Some high-profile divorce cases have "hot" testimony like this. Remember the ex- who accused Illinois Rep. Jack Ryan of taking her to "sex clubs"? That was part of a (sealed) deposition, conveniently unsealed to force Ryan out of the Senate race so Obama could win. Ryan had no recourse.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (BxB4b)

His ex-wife was the actress Jeri Ryan, best known as Seven of Nine

Posted by: KC_EDM at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (A4Cnu)

80 FILM AT 11?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (Zmw74)

81 Apparently the girl has like 20 phone numbers and email account to contact Bill Clinton, so it's coming.

Posted by: petunia at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (M1eBo)

82 I like Drudge's headline"bubba and the Palm Beach Pedofile"

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (JSovD)

83 I like Drudge's headline"bubba and the Palm Beach Pedofile"

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (JSovD)

84 There's a picture floating around on twitter of the accuser with the Prince, looks photoshopped.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (ZPrif)

85 Excellent use of thorn, by the way.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 06:53 PM (h6Mpm)


The "y"in "ye" and is "ye olde shoppe" is supposed to be the letter #&0254; but is represented by "y" because the French typesetters didn't have the letter #&0222;, which subsequently dies out during the era of Middle English.

Posted by: #&0222;e Political Hat at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (0Ew3K)

86 Beg pardon, Old Harry slipped in at #10

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (l3vZN)

87 Wasn't this this guy who married Sarah Ferguson? If so, his judgment may be off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (8ZskC)

88 The Mann Act applies to men, not to young boys.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Aficionado of Handsome Young Boys at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (UlJ3l)

89 About time we got some fresh rape around this joint.

Posted by: Garrett at January 05, 2015 06:57 PM (+CE3n)

90 Excellent use of thorn, by the way.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 06:53 PM (h6Mpm)


The "y"in "ye" and is "ye olde shoppe" is supposed to be the letter þ but is represented by "y" because the French typesetters didn't have the letter Þ, which subsequently dies out during the era of Middle English.

Posted by: Þe Political Hat at January 05, 2015 06:57 PM (0Ew3K)

91 Say it twice and spell pedophile incorrectly both times.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 06:57 PM (JSovD)

92 Eliot Spitzer was also named as taking a part in Epstein's house of young girls and old pervs. Clinton and Spitzer.....I am sure nothing happened. S/


Posted by: Cheri at January 05, 2015 06:57 PM (ZFPMM)

93 Wasn't this this guy who married Sarah Ferguson? If so, his judgment may be off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2015 06:56 PM (8ZskC)


I hear Fergie had great feet.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 05, 2015 06:57 PM (Zmw74)

94 79 His ex-wife was the actress Jeri Ryan, best known as Seven of Nine

Posted by: KC_EDM at January 05, 2015 06:55 PM (A4Cnu)

Better known as "Damn, look at those Borg implants!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 06:58 PM (JWTYo)

95 "Statutory Rape"

Hmm... Which statute are we talking about? The events are alleged to have occurred on some Caribbean island, so I think it is safe to say the US laws don't apply. The accuser was 17 at the time, which is past the age of consent in many places in the world - including most of the states right here in the good old USA.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 05, 2015 06:58 PM (IN7k+)

96 There's a pic of Andrew & the girl together. Body language says they coulda been boinking. Girl looks happy, not downtrodden or "i don't wanna be here" at all.
Could be a "I regret it now, they took advantage of my youth & gullibility" thing.
If she was being pimped then Epstein should go to jail.

Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 06:58 PM (HNW9U)

97 No idea if it's true or not, but if Marco Polo has taught me anything it's that powerful leaders love them some orgies.

Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 06:54 PM (MYCIw)




You should take a gander at "Caligula" some time.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 05, 2015 06:58 PM (nL0sw)

98 I didn't read it but gotnews also has a report about "Is Neil deGrasse Tyson lying about his close relationship with Sagan?"

Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 06:58 PM (L6/+u)

99 Let's just say, I'm glad I had sons.

Posted by: Zombie Diana at January 05, 2015 06:58 PM (XzRw1)

100 With all that boning going on on that island, it's a miracle it didn't tip over.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at January 05, 2015 06:58 PM (UlJ3l)

101 Cavortin'? Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 05, 2015 06:59 PM (Dwehj)

102 I think this chick is lying. Sounds like she's been shopping this around in hopes of a payoff for years.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 05, 2015 06:59 PM (ZPrif)

103 74
Was he not one of Epstein's attorneys?

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 06:59 PM (JSovD)

104 all the same, I hate the royals.

oddly I hate the royals because they are all a bunch of half0witted fops that make hugh grant look like sean connery.

I would have infinitely more respect for them if they would stand up for themselves and quit conceding all their rights and privileges to the socialists. something in the magna carta has to say "fuck you I am keeping my estates, income, rights, crown, and my plane. besides, even if I give up power and wealth to you savages you will squander everything. limey clowns."

Posted by: n at January 05, 2015 06:59 PM (iBXmZ)

105 >>...the allegations are huge

Thanks for noticing.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at January 05, 2015 07:00 PM (3rrMW)

106 If you're a paid sex slave then wouldn't discretion be written into the contract? Having a big mouth isn't going to get you any stellar references much less further employment.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 07:00 PM (dVmLD)

107 I would not want that guy pissed off at me.

Conversely, I wouldn't want him coming at me with a boner.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:00 PM (MMC8r)

108
Could be a "I regret it now, they took advantage of my youth & gullibility" thing.


Or it could be a 'Already spend THAT money, want more' thing.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:00 PM (MMC8r)

109 so everyone was there except the cos? may as well include him.

Posted by: n at January 05, 2015 07:01 PM (iBXmZ)

110 Too thin.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 05, 2015 07:01 PM (XzRw1)

111 102
More than one girl. 3 or 4 of them are mad because federal prosecutors did not speak to them about Epstein's plea deal.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:01 PM (JSovD)

112 More popcorn please! Royals? Fuck them. Clinton? Fuck him.



I am not buying the Derz accusation. That old guy wold need an entire bottle of blue pills to get a woody. His head ache would kill him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:02 PM (0FSuD)

113 Too thin.

Yup. Needs a sammich.

Posted by: Chub E. Chaser at January 05, 2015 07:02 PM (Dwehj)

114 Photo(s) faked? See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 07:02 PM (L6/+u)

115 Of course he had old friends, he was an older man.

That said, I don't know. Part of it does pass the smell test.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 07:02 PM (A4oX7)

116 What's wrong with good old fashioned boat action in the Caribbean? Palace sex never did cut if for me.

Posted by: Gary Hartpence at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (UlJ3l)

117 Second look at the House of Stewart?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (AVEe1)

118 Hope the girl can afford plastic surgery on the qt and has a good hidey hole.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (XHihg)

119 I think a paid sex slave is a whore that is paid to act like a sex slave.


didn't the sultan of brunei have a similar problem with some girl claiming he made / paid her run around with her panties on her head?

Posted by: n at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (iBXmZ)

120 "...as he returned to Britain after a luxury holiday..."

Every damn day is a luxury holiday for these people.

Posted by: profligatewaste at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (R3JkO)

121 Having a big mouth isn't going to get you any stellar references much less further employment.


Posted by: Fritz

I think that is probably an asset at Epstein's pad. Big. Mouth.

Posted by: Cheri at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (ZFPMM)

122
16 Can't spell "randy" without "andy."
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 05, 2015 06:41 PM (vgIRn)

Mmmmm Candy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (A4oX7)

123 Sex slave? That's where I hope to be in five years.

Posted by: Assistant Crack Whore at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (nFdGS)

124 Or it could be a 'Already spend THAT money, want more' thing.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:00 PM (MMC8r)


^^^this^^^

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (m3SdM)

125 It almost sounds like her father pimped her out? Some family ha

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (Zmw74)

126 Jack Ryan's "crime" was wanting to have consensual sex with his wife Jeri Ryan in a public club. Jeri did not want to have sex in public with her husband. That was part of the general divorce record.

Me? If my wife were Jeri Ryan in her prime I'd've asked her to boink (with me) at mid-court during halftime of a Lakers game.

Hell, a 30 second time out. I'm not Superman.

If for no other reason that I'd have documentary evidence that Jeri Ryan and I had consensual sex.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 05, 2015 07:04 PM (4CVLy)

127 All sorts of interesting tidbits coming out of the court documents from Epstein's case. Brit newspapers have the best coverage.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:05 PM (JSovD)

128 We Are Most Definitely Not Amused.

Posted by: Zombie Queen Victoria at January 05, 2015 07:05 PM (h6Mpm)

129 From what I've read of past British Royal Families history, this is actually kinda tame.

I know, right?

Posted by: George IV at January 05, 2015 07:05 PM (AVEe1)

130 It is true that I was a regular guest at the home of Mr. Jeffrey Epstein from 2002 to 2005. But I did nothing wrong while I was there ... unless it's now against the law to take off all of your clothes at a social event, rub cocoa butter on your bare buttocks, and dance naked to "Shadow Dancing" by the great Andy Gibb. If THAT is a crime, then, yes, I am guilty.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 07:05 PM (Am9Tn)

131 Well, did he get anal?

Posted by: Wonkette at January 05, 2015 07:05 PM (0FSuD)

132 Sex slave... You can do that?

Posted by: The Right Reverend Harry Reid at January 05, 2015 07:06 PM (FcR7P)

133 To the person who says that Dershowitz said that Bill Clinton never visited Epstein's place. Dershowitz is lying.

The London Guardian has an excellent investigative piece about how Epstein threatened and pressured his very young women employees to take the Fifth when the FBI came a-calling to ask about Prince Andrew and the underaged girls. He also paid for their attorneys. The Guardian said Epstein did this to protect his good pal Andrew, who by the way- threw Epstein a lavish party after he was released from prison after serving time for raping a 14 year old girl.

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:06 PM (rDidp)

134 125 It almost sounds like her father pimped her out? Some family ha
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (Zmw74)

It's a lot worse than you think. Parents have children to sell them as sex slaves, the lowest of the low.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21538_5-things-i-learned-as-sex-slave-in-modern-america.html

Posted by: MikeH at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM (4OZqu)

135
She was just doing the job Americans won't do.

Posted by: Give her a visa already at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM (1sVzz)

136 Sigh.

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM (Dwehj)

137 JFK swam naked with White House interns while Jackie was away. And other than the legal age things ( maybe ) the difference was what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM (Zmw74)

138 It is true that I was a regular guest at the home of Mr. Jeffrey Epstein from 2002 to 2005. But I did nothing wrong while I was there ... unless it's now against the law to take off all of your clothes at a social event, rub cocoa butter on your bare buttocks, and dance naked to "Shadow Dancing" by the great Andy Gibb. If THAT is a crime, then, yes, I am guilty.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 07:05 PM (Am9Tn)




of course, you being bill clinton I am assuming "notihing" is the name of a girl.

Posted by: n at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM (iBXmZ)

139 >>Royals? Fuck them. Clinton? Fuck him.

Done and done

Posted by: Virginia Roberts at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM (3rrMW)

140 120
"...as he returned to Britain after a luxury holiday..."

Every damn day is a luxury holiday for these people.


Posted by: profligatewaste at January 05, 2015 07:03 PM (R3JkO)


Hell yeah!

Posted by: Marian Shields Robinson, I am still eating my WH meals. at January 05, 2015 07:08 PM (0FSuD)

141 unless it's now against the law to take off all of your clothes at a social event, rub cocoa butter on your bare buttocks, and dance naked to "Shadow Dancing" by the great Andy Gibb. If THAT is a crime, then, yes, I am guilty.

I'm pretty sure that's a requirement for Moron In Good Standing (tm) status.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:08 PM (AVEe1)

142 The Prince's conversation with the Queen should be a little awkward. I can imagine her smacking him over and over again with the same newspaper that she uses on her corgis.

Posted by: Cheri at January 05, 2015 07:08 PM (ZFPMM)

143 Sex slave... You can do that?
Posted by: The Right Reverend Harry Reid at January 05, 2015 07:06 PM (FcR7P)


Well, yes, but not legally . . .

er . . .

oh, wait, you're a Democrat?

Play through, good man! Watch that one step though . . .

Ooh, that had to hurt . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 07:08 PM (h6Mpm)

144 What Ace fails to note that this latest allegation came about because a federal appeals court found that the federal prosecutors on this case violated the rights of the victims (one was 14) when they failed to tell them that they had reached a plea deal with Epstein ( and a shockingly lenient one at that ). That is why the victims are suing - to get an additional criminal case going against Epstein.

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:08 PM (rDidp)

145 She was 17 and all this shit was going on? Where were her parents?

Posted by: Molly k. at January 05, 2015 07:09 PM (AtrAG)

146 Part of this makes me wonder where the line is between "Paid sexual companion" and "sex slave." Sex slavery is a real crime that does happen, but this kind of sort of seems more to me like "I was a party girl willingly at the time, but I regret it now" type of thing. I do not know.

The "scoring a boatload of cash" thing probably does not hurt if the latter is true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 07:09 PM (JWTYo)

147 Bill Clinton doesn't pay for sex. He just takes it.

Posted by: Garrett at January 05, 2015 07:09 PM (+CE3n)

148

I hope this tracks back to Soros.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 07:09 PM (IXrOn)

149 This poking and prying into the private life of sex predators is disgusting and the work of puritanical minds.

/Democrats in the 90s

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:09 PM (MMC8r)

150 He should have tied up the loose ends.

Posted by: Urine Van Der Sloot at January 05, 2015 07:09 PM (XzRw1)

151 boink boink with the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 05, 2015 07:10 PM (fIv/H)

152 She was 17 and all this shit was going on? Where were her parents?
Posted by: Molly k. at January 05, 2015 07:09 PM (AtrAG)


Counting the fuckin money. Where do you think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:10 PM (Zmw74)

153 Where were her parents?

At a guess, enjoying some R-&-R in a different Caribbean island, all-expenses-paid.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:10 PM (AVEe1)

154 Photo(s) faked? See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 07:02 PM (L6/+u)


It's a pretty obvious photoshop.

Posted by: The Photoshopped Hat at January 05, 2015 07:10 PM (0Ew3K)

155 137
JFK swam naked with White House interns while Jackie was away. And other
than the legal age things ( maybe ) the difference was what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM (Zmw74)

You left out the fucking her when she was 16 and a virgin in the WH bedroom.

What a great guy that JFK was.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:10 PM (0FSuD)

156 144: what does that guy from Welcome Back Kotter have to do with this shit?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 05, 2015 07:10 PM (ucDmr)

157 You left out the fucking her when she was 16 and a virgin in the WH bedroom.

What a great guy that JFK was.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:10 PM (0FSuD)


hey I said maybe!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (Zmw74)

158 133
Andrew associated with Epstein even after he was convicted served his jail time. Got in a world of trouble for that. Creeps all around.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (JSovD)

159 I hope this tracks back to Soros.

Oh pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

With sugar on top.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (0HooB)

160 145
She was 17 and all this shit was going on? Where were her parents?

Filming?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (XzRw1)

161 I might be tempted to quip: "If there's grass on the infield, play ball!" but then I would seemingly get the old hardwood, carpets contretempts going again, and I just don't have the spirit for that tonight.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (FQpiY)

162 DeMonet!

Posted by: Count DeMonet at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (+CE3n)

163 I should add that there was this one time that Al Gore applied cocoa butter to my milky white buttocks and things got a little "wild" and "strange" between the two of us but that was at 3 a.m. in the Oval Office, NOT at Mr. Epstein's house.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (Am9Tn)

164 It's a lot worse than you think. Parents have children to sell them as sex slaves, the lowest of the low.



http://www.cracked.com/article_21538_5-things-i-learned-as-sex-slave-in-modern-america.html

Posted by: MikeH at January 05, 2015 07:07 PM



No doubt a lot of the children who crossed the southern border over the last year or so were delivered directly to their new "employers." No doubt at all.

Posted by: huerfano at January 05, 2015 07:12 PM (bAGA/)

165 >>Part of this makes me wonder where the line is between "Paid sexual companion" and "sex slave."

Pretty sure that line is right around the age of consent.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 07:12 PM (g1DWB)

166 I was a party girl willingly at the time, but I regret it now

I'd say that, yeah, everytime they go in to refill that Valtrex prescription, for shit they did that felt pretty awesome back when they were 16 and stupid, they regret it.

It's one thing to be a cute model at 21 and jet-set around the world; quite another to be 15 and some creep-o's house-pet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:12 PM (AVEe1)

167 Or what JackStraw said.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:12 PM (AVEe1)

168 That is why the victims are suing - to get an additional criminal case going against Epstein.

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:08 PM (rDidp)


So any money they might get as a result of the lawsuit, they will donate to a fund that preserves tortoise habitat in the Galapagos Islands, amirite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2015 07:12 PM (m3SdM)

169 165
Touche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 07:13 PM (JWTYo)

170
"as he returned to Britain after a luxury holiday"



"and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel"

http://youtu.be/Jn0UPXd7zlA?t=2m

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2015 07:14 PM (kdS6q)

171 What I most love about living FREE in the White House? I get to pick my meals and harass the staff and they can't do shit.



Did I mention the big plane I get to ride in?



Moochie married well!

Posted by: Marian Shields Robinson at January 05, 2015 07:14 PM (0FSuD)

172 BTW, for earlier commenters, Prince Andrew was a serving naval officer until 2001.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 07:14 PM (L6/+u)

173 Alberta Oil: Sorry, I don't think it's a laughing matter. Epstein went to prison for raping a 14 year old girl.

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:14 PM (rDidp)

174 Sorry, Feminists Everywhere for stealing your sock puppet. GMTA

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at January 05, 2015 07:14 PM (FLCtp)

175 >>>Where were her parents?
<<<

When they weren't hitting the pipe, they were selling their other daughter's ass in the ME.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 07:15 PM (dVmLD)

176 A lot of the girls were much younger than 17. We're talking 12 -14 year range. The articles said Epstein liked them young.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:16 PM (JSovD)

177 Bitch had one job...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 07:16 PM (lG2E3)

178 Epstein went to prison for raping a 14 year old girl.
Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:14 PM (rDidp)

I am sure he did, but if I am not mistaken, he coped a plea to a lesser charge, not rape. Something like corrupting the morals of a youth or something?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:16 PM (Zmw74)

179 They probably showed her the door when she got too old for them and she's cashing in. She must have something on guys as powerful as any one of those yahoos. She's got steel balls.

Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2015 07:16 PM (ahBY0)

180 Young girl, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line.

Posted by: Prince Puckett of Union Gap at January 05, 2015 07:17 PM (Dwehj)

181 Paid sex slaves aren't.
If you are paid you are just a prostitute.
Was she owned? Was she kept in a shed?
Maybe sex ndentured servant, but not slave.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 05, 2015 07:17 PM (ZPrif)

182 29 Clinton

and Bill Richardson

he is a hug dem doner


it would be very helpful to find out what political operatives besides Clinton visited him on the island

wonder if this is a shot from the JEF and Liawatha

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 06:44 PM (zOTsN)



That's white Hispanic Bill Richardson.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2015 07:17 PM (z/Ubi)

183 I'm sure there's lots of cussing and vase throwing in the Clinton household tonight.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:18 PM (JSovD)

184 O/T

Did our moron friend have his child? What flavor and who won the pool?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:19 PM (0FSuD)

185 I'm sure there's lots of cussing and vase throwing in the Clinton household tonight.
Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:18 PM (JSovD)

Why? Your don't really think they still live together do you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:19 PM (Zmw74)

186 I'm sure there's lots of cussing and vase throwing in the Clinton household tonight.

... 'cause Hillary wasn't invited?

(yeah, I'll denounce myself for that)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:19 PM (AVEe1)

187 >>Bitch had one job...
Posted by: Bill Clinton

Hey I did just what you told me to do and put some ice on it.

Posted by: Virginia Roberts at January 05, 2015 07:19 PM (3rrMW)

188 I don't know why but this thread made me think of this

http://tinyurl.com/luw8v75

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 07:19 PM (g1DWB)

189 Discover Magazine: Tomb of Previously Unknown Pharaonic Queen Found


Pharaonoia, the destroyer.
Pharaonoia, the destroyer


*zither solo*

Posted by: Ray Davies walking Like an Egyptian at January 05, 2015 07:19 PM (0cMkb)

190 6 How can one be "employed as a sex slave?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 06:38 PM (Zu3d9)


Yeah, how do I sign up?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 05, 2015 07:20 PM (2ivCz)

191 Degenerates.

Posted by: Hollywood Execs at January 05, 2015 07:20 PM (XzRw1)

192 I'm sure there's lots of cussing and vase throwing in the Clinton household tonight.
Posted by: Tuna

I don't think Hill-dawg can throw the vases like she used to. That would require taking both hands off the walker.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at January 05, 2015 07:20 PM (V70Ne)

193 Andrew associated with Epstein even after he was
convicted served his jail time. Got in a world of trouble for that.
Creeps all around.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:11 PM (JSovD)


Epstein sounds like a confidence man. These guys are amazingly charming, and literally get what they want by charming it out of people. They go out of their way to do small favors for people, and those people are more than happy to reciprocate. You meet a con man, and if you are not actually defrauded by him, you will find it very, very difficult to believe anything bad of him. "But, he was such a nice guy!"

Epstein probably cultivated friends like Andrew precisely to give himself some cover. No doubt he had Andrew convinced that the sex charges against him were a bum rap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2015 07:20 PM (m3SdM)

194 Epstein, fucking Jew bastard!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 05, 2015 07:20 PM (lG2E3)

195 Charlie Rose, Woody Allen, Katie Couric, George Stephanopoulos, Eliot Spitzer, etc.

All people that hang out with Epstein even after his conviction and prison time.
I talked to my Neighborhood Housing Association.

Posted by: Rep. Steve Scalice at January 05, 2015 07:21 PM (BXkFh)

196 11 She does not look 17 in the photos I've seen.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility


She's 26 years old now -- which would explain why she doesn't loo 17 to you.

In the old photos, taken at the time, she looks like a teenager:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/06/article-1363636-0D608B91000005DC-428_634x847.jpg

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 07:21 PM (K4YiS)

197 I read on Twitter that The House is going to read The Constitution Friday. Sound familiar? Boehner started House reading it in 2011.

Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 07:21 PM (sj3Ax)

198 178
One of the articles says the Feds were being pressured to wrap up the case before too much info got out there. The whole makes my skin crawl. They also talk about Epstein's old girlfriend who supposedly procured for him. She is some connected socialite.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (JSovD)

199 She's 26 years old now -- which would explain why she doesn't loo 17 to you.

In the old photos, taken at the time, she looks like a teenager:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/06/article-1363636-0D608B91000005DC-428_634x847.jpg
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 07:21 PM (K4YiS)

And she is wearing a cross? Why to snort cocaine with?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (Zmw74)

200 >>I'm sure there's lots of cussing and vase throwing in the Clinton household tonight.
Posted by: Tuna

Yeah, but since Hillary has some vision problems since her head injury, Bill has a better chance than usual to dodge the vases.

Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (3rrMW)

201 Nevergiveup: Nope. Epstein pleaded guilty to sexual intercourse and deviant sexual intercourse of a 14 year old and 16 year old girls.

Here's all the info on the sex offender registry:

http://www.criminaljustice.ny.gov/SomsSUBDirectory/offenderDetails.jsp?offenderid=33216

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (rDidp)

202 That picture looks photoshopped. What's with her arm?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (ZPrif)

203 OK, quick question. Can anyone name the last time a relative of the President's wife lived for six years FREE in the White House?


Anyone???




http://tinyurl.com/m9skp2s

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (0FSuD)

204 Sex with underage girls... how disgusting...

Now little boy, why don't you get up on Uncle Harry's lap

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (LoIJo)

205 I cannot keep the royals straight.

Which one is this guy?


Why do we have royals? Can we just end this stupid ridiculous façade already?

Did we not fight a war to rid ourselves of these people?

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:23 PM (MDgS8)

206
The only way to get to the truth is to put Bill Clinton under oath.

Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 07:23 PM (wAQA5)

207 [that the sex charges against him were a bum rap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I see what you did there.

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 07:23 PM (K4YiS)

208 Epstein was a maths teacher before he lucked into the hedge-fund scene. Taught some of the managers' kids.

He turned out to be good at math (surprise!) and that's where he made his cash. But being a math nerd he didn't know what to do with the money except bang all the teenage girls he didn't get to do as a 15 year old math nerd.

There are some parallels here with "Breaking Bad". . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:23 PM (AVEe1)

209 Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 07:21 PM (sj3Ax)

Carol, are they going to read the original version of the Constitution, or the " living" version?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2015 07:24 PM (fL/7/)

210 Power,unlimited resources and decadence go together with these sick fucks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 05, 2015 07:24 PM (ucDmr)

211 197
I read on Twitter that The House is going to read The Constitution
Friday. Sound familiar? Boehner started House reading it in 2011.

I hope the Capital has a robust lightening protection system.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (XzRw1)

212 Your don't really think they still live together do you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:19 PM (Zmw74)

I wonder how long that marriage took to become one of convenience?

I'm betting he never banged her again after Chelsea was born.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (Zu3d9)

213 Geez. Weasel Zippers is still down.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (L6/+u)

214 I see what you did there.

Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 07:23 PM (K4YiS)


It was an accident, honest. I was serious about the con man post.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (m3SdM)

215 And she is wearing a cross? Why to snort cocaine with?

No, to ward off Roman Polanski.

Posted by: Prince Puckett of Union Gap at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (Dwehj)

216 This does explain the total and complete silence from both of the Clintons in the last few weeks.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (4oSLk)

217 Epstein is the American Apparel guy, right? Because if you've ever seen the AA ads they have a basement teen porn directed by uncle vibe.Ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (ABcz/)

218 Here's the thing. A guy like Clinton doesn't get to go anywhere in the world without having an advance scout team see what's going on. He's not allowed to. So he knew the place was used for the purpose of sex romps...with underage girls...who may or may not be there against their will.

And he still went.

He weighed the political fallout that could accrue to Hillary and her presidential bid, as well as his own legacy, and he still went. Now, what would motivate this man to risk it all? We all know the answer to that. He went there to get his knob gobbled by some young snatch.

They blew it off when he was just a rapist and serial groper. Can they do the same if he's a pedophile? I don't know, but I think you'll see that they'll try their damnedest.

Posted by: KGB at January 05, 2015 07:26 PM (rZNF4)

219
I'm sure there's lots of cussing and vase throwing in the Clinton household tonight.
Posted by: Tuna
.......................
Yep Bill sure is lucky that Hillary can't wield a frying pan like Big Mooch.

Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 07:26 PM (wAQA5)

220 205 I cannot keep the royals straight.
Which one is this guy?

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:23 PM (MDgS

--------

Andrew is Prince Charles younger brother, son of the Queen.
He used to be 2nd in line for the throne...but I don't think he is now.

Posted by: wheatie at January 05, 2015 07:26 PM (943iJ)

221 So, Bubba - the guy who's zipper goes up and down by remote control, is implicated in a sex scandal?.. With an under-aged sex slave?

Well, I declare.. I certainly never would have expected THAT.

Has anyone notified Hillary?

Time to order popcorn... The show's about to begin.

Posted by: franksalterego at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (Fh+WR)

222 Reading the Constitution is a good start; loved it when they did that years ago.

Next big effort: getting them to understand what all those words mean.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_found_the_bourbon_! at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (4S5jY)

223 The nice thing about the Obamas? They are such class peoples.




http://tinyurl.com/pxtc6pr

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (0FSuD)

224 Royals...Eff them all. Depravity, thy name includes HRM. That we have some families angling for Royal Status in the U.S. makes my blood boil.

They are depraved criminals. ..to the tower , or exile on Elba, or the freaking guillotine, I don't care! Breathe life back into the Magna Carta, NO DISPENSATION FOR SELF-APPOINTED "NOBILITY." Damn you all to hell.

*Ping*....oh, triple chocolate salted caramel brownies are done. Brb for further diatribe.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (w+6ob)

225 202
That picture looks photoshopped. What's with her arm?

That is strange.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (XzRw1)

226 'move on and push ahead'


Poor choice of words? Yeah.

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (MNq6o)

227 205
The one who married Sarah Ferguson and dated the porn star. fergie benefited from the friendship also. Epstein arranged some debt relief for her. Everybody involved in this is going to come away from it tarnished.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (JSovD)

228 Lizzy: No, Epstein is not the American Apparel guy. He was a Math teacher in NY and then became a hedge fund manager.

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (rDidp)

229 204 Sex with underage girls... how disgusting...

Now little boy, why don't you get up on Uncle Harry's lap

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at January 05, 2015 07:22 PM (LoIJo)

Harry, if you need some cocoa butter, just ask. It really soothes the skin when applied to various "sensitive" areas.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (Am9Tn)

230 The only time Hill and Bill are together are for cheap photo ops.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (ucDmr)

231 read the Daily Mail

the UK was concerned about Andrews involvement and asked the Bush administration to make it go away

then all of the sudden the prosecutor in FL accepted a plea deal without telling the victims which is a violation of law

part of the plea deal was to not reveal who else was at those parties and an agreement to not prosecute Epsteins four assistants who procured the girls for him

70 girls have sued him, 40 of those settled out of court

this case is in the news because this woman is not suing him, she is suing the prosecutor and the state of Florida for settling it without telling her

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (zOTsN)

232 Andrew is Prince Charles younger brother, son of the Queen.

He used to be 2nd in line for the throne...but I don't think he is now.

Posted by: wheatie at January 05, 2015 07:26 PM (943iJ)


That's right. Eldest child of the eldest child.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (m3SdM)

233 GotNews has the full photo.
Weirdly, there's two versions floating out on the internet, with several differences -- like one you see the flash of the camera reflected in the window and the other you don't.

Looks photoshopped to me, but I'm no expert.
http://gotnews.com/breaking-princeandrew-virginiaroberts-photo-fake/

Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (ZPrif)

234 >>And he still went.

Clinton's been getting away with A LOT of shenanigans for decades. The impeachment was the worst, but he's been redeemed for a while. I imagine he feels pretty bulletproof at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (ABcz/)

235 Russkilitlover

Guessing the Russki lit you like most is Lenin's order for the Romanovs' execution.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (AVEe1)

236 Posted by: KGB at January 05, 2015 07:26 PM (rZNF4)


Hasn't the DSM been updated to declare pedophilia is really just another lifestyle choice?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2015 07:28 PM (fL/7/)

237 Bill Clinton's a perv? You're shitting me...

Posted by: tu3031 at January 05, 2015 07:30 PM (PXU5j)

238 I have mixed feelings. Recent events show a way to get attention and perhaps $$ is to make false accusations. So I do not trust this accusation.

But Andrew, Clinton, etc should not associate with such a sleaze bag. If this bring Bill down, I cannot complain.

If Andrew and Bill were porking underage girls, I hope they get what they deserve.

Like I said, mixed feelings.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 05, 2015 07:31 PM (CW6pW)

239 Change the name of the agency to Secret Servicing, for accuracy's sake.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2015 07:31 PM (RzZOc)

240 These allegations are bull. Dershowitz will eat these guys alive.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 07:31 PM (3jmxp)

241 I always read that as "Russ-kilt-lover".

Maybe that's because I like kilts.

Posted by: wheatie at January 05, 2015 07:31 PM (943iJ)

242 So a math nerd is going to be paying a team of lawyers a boatload of cash to keep him from getting manspreaded in prison.

Somewhere AmishDude is cutting himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 07:31 PM (g1DWB)

243 Remember: just because Prince #5 of a royal family is a creep does not invalidate the right of a nation's lawful sovereign - in Britain's case, the monarchy. It invalidates the right of Prince #5 at most.

(This leaving aside whether the Saxe-Coburgs should be ruling Britain rather than, say, the Stewarts. Or maybe the Yorks.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:32 PM (AVEe1)

244 I'm gonna push the Reset Button and issue a Bimbo Alert.

Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at January 05, 2015 07:32 PM (Dwehj)

245 So he knew the place was used for the purpose of sex romps...with underage girls...who may or may not be there against their will.

And he still went.


It's good to be the King.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:32 PM (MMC8r)

246 We live in a world where Paris Hilton and Kardashian had their sex tapes released and they both parlayed it into gigs on TV, etc. No shame.

Posted by: Cheri at January 05, 2015 07:32 PM (ZFPMM)

247 Where there is smoke, There is fire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 07:33 PM (Zmw74)

248
In the old photos, taken at the time, she looks like a teenager: .jpg
Posted by: zombie




Would Droit du Seigneur, IYKWIM.

Posted by: The Prince - Not the Funky One

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2015 07:33 PM (kdS6q)

249 Even if Bill Clinton did this, he's still innocent.

ESPECIALLY if he did this.

Posted by: N.O.W. at January 05, 2015 07:33 PM (MMC8r)

250 I doubt that before the Duke Lacrosse fiasco and the recent and seemingly never-ending lies about rape, we would have been so quick to cast doubt on this woman's story.

Gee Feminism, you've done a bang-up job!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (Zu3d9)

251 I think it's The Mail that has a great photo of Bubba posing with a couple of *ahem, cough, cough* employees of one of those girly ranches in Nevada.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (JSovD)

252 Hell, Tigger Woods had a woman on his payroll to set him up with babes in every city he went. Imagine what a prince and a kinky ex-prez could set up. With nothing but money and a broke socialite to set them up you can bet every sick fantasy was and is satisfied.

Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (ahBY0)

253 235...NOT AT ALL! But exceptions for proclaimed "betters" is what breeds discontent. I HATE that even in the U.S. there are different rules for specially annointed.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (bZdKn)

254 By the looks of things, Bill got the gift that keeps on giving from some bimbo.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (ucDmr)

255 I'm betting he never banged her again after Chelsea was born.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:25 PM (Zu3d9)

*********************
You mean "conceived." (Shudder.)

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (5f5bM)

256 he has settled 40 cases out of court. 40 of 70


this case is not bull, although she may be trying to extort him. others have successfully

she isn't suing him, she is suing the prosecutor

the only reason to do that is to try and get all the information out in the public

but seriously the big story isn't her. it isn't even him

its who else was at those parties.

allegedly is was lots of politicians

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

257 So a math nerd is going to be paying a team of lawyers a boatload of cash to keep him from getting manspreaded in prison.

Somewhere AmishDude is cutting himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 07:31 PM (g1DWB)



I LOL'd.

I did, indeed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 07:35 PM (V+kmg)

258 Makes you wonder how Bill Clinton keeps winning the Father of the Year Award when his only daughter is in her mid-thirties.


Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 07:35 PM (dVmLD)

259
The nice thing about the Obamas? They are such class peoples.

http://tinyurl.com/pxtc6pr
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:27 PM (0FSuD)
.....................
Great to see the girls taking after their Mom... Sasha with the fashion sense, and Malia with the moustache.

Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 07:35 PM (wAQA5)

260 240
These allegations are bull. Dershowitz will eat these guys alive.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 07:31 PM (3jmxp)


I don't think so. The Daily Mail has been burned before, especially on stories about the Royal.

They have vetted this and EVERY paper in the UK is running with it.

He's fucked, so to speak.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:35 PM (0FSuD)

261 Here's the thing. A guy like Clinton doesn't get to go anywhere in the world without having an advance scout team see what's going on. He's not allowed to. So he knew the place was used for the purpose of sex romps...with underage girls...who may or may not be there against their will.

Posted by: KGB at January 05, 2015 07:26 PM (rZNF4)


If only we could get a Secret Sevice agent to come forward...

Posted by: The Photoshopped Hat at January 05, 2015 07:35 PM (0Ew3K)

262 Remember when Edward was under the tabloids microscope cause they thought he was gay? Ends up marrying a hot blond with big knockers and stays out of the press. Only halfway normal one out of the bunch.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2015 07:36 PM (BXkFh)

263 If only we could get a Secret Sevice agent to come forward...

Posted by: The Photoshopped Hat at January 05, 2015 07:35 PM (0Ew3K)

*****************
Great idea!

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at January 05, 2015 07:36 PM (5f5bM)

264 @259

That Grand ma looks ROUGH. Good luck Barry with an Old Mooche.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:37 PM (0FSuD)

265 allegedly is was lots of politicians

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

Steve Scalise already admitted to being at those sex parties.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:37 PM (Zu3d9)

266 Whether the charge is bullshit or not can we just get rid of royals?

Ladies?

I ask the ladies since it's American women who prop up the royals.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:37 PM (MDgS8)

267 O/T: So it seems CNN had a tape ready for the end of the world, which Ted Turner always intended to be the final broadcast.

http://is.gd/V07iNC

So, yeah. Kinda creepy to imagine this last broadcast as the warheads finish their flight/SMOD barrels in/however it ends.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 05, 2015 07:37 PM (m9V0o)

268 6 How can one be "employed as a sex slave?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 06:38 PM (Zu3d9)

This makes MY storyline look positively chaste in comparison. *pouts naked*

Posted by: Sherlock's Irene Adler, dominatrix to lady royals everywhere at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (DfBUG)

269 255
I'm betting he never banged her again after Chelsea was born.


Chelsea was sired by Web Hubbell.


Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (XzRw1)

270 Steve Scalise already admitted to being at those sex parties.

Was that before or after he admitted to being on the grassy knoll?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (m9V0o)

271 Arctic death is coming! The white destroyer is in bound! Flee! Flee for your lives from the icy barrage!

Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (z/Ubi)

272 I have great respect for Dershowitz, truly. But I don't know him. Who knows? She may be lying about him

but he crafted the plea deal that concealed the identities of the other participants at the parties

he may not be a perv but he is a loyal dem

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

273 They have vetted this and EVERY paper in the UK is running with it.

Yeah. "The Independent", aka The Indescribablyboring, is well-known in the UK as the high-and-mighty above-it-all rag. Somehow it always manages to agree with the Guardian when the chips are down.

If there's an opposite to the Daily Mail, it's the Independent. And they're running with it too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (AVEe1)

274 she isn't yet making allegations about Clinton, its true, but the Andrew allegations are accompanied by a vague statement that she has more to say about a list of people, including "prominent politicians".

Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 07:39 PM (6um35)

275

In the end, does it really matter?

It wasn't Palin.
Or, Bush.
Or, Fox News.

So it's a big Woody Allen, Roman Polanski THUMBS UP!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 07:39 PM (IXrOn)

276 Steve Scalise already admitted to being at those sex parties.

LMAO! omg... it's funny because it'll be true next week.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:39 PM (AVEe1)

277 NYers getting a taste of an achy. Cops stop working for second week in a row.


Da Mayor is so fucked. NY Slime link, maybe fire walled.



http://tinyurl.com/mxza25d

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:40 PM (0FSuD)

278 I hope she brings a lot of assholes down.


No pun intended.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:40 PM (MDgS8)

279 Ugh, according to Wikipedia Epstein and Prince Andrew are friends and have vacationed in Thailand together.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 07:40 PM (ABcz/)

280 Chelsea was sired by Web Hubbell.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (XzRw1)

Any evidence of that? And I am not complaining....gossip that hurts the Clintons is fine by me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:40 PM (Zu3d9)

281 well I want to know who this guy contributed to and who was at his parties

because he is a big time dem

big

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:41 PM (zOTsN)

282 So it seems CNN had a tape ready for the end of the world, which Ted Turner always intended to be the final broadcast.

http://is.gd/V07iNC


Just like in Gremlins 2

Posted by: The End of the World's Hat at January 05, 2015 07:41 PM (0Ew3K)

283 >>he may not be a perv but he is a loyal dem

What he is is the ultimate gun for hire.

This is the guy who got Klaus von Bulow off and helped get OJ off among others. He seems to specialize in representing scumbags.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 07:41 PM (g1DWB)

284 278 I hope she brings a lot of assholes down.

No pun intended.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:40 PM (MDgS

Assholes Down? That's the name of my favorite speed metal band.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2015 07:41 PM (Am9Tn)

285 Lizzy: According to the New York Post, when Epstein was released from prison after serving time for raping a 14 year old and 16 year old, Prince Andrew threw a lavish party for Epstein. There's a photo of them strolling through Central Park shortly after Epstein's release.

Posted by: Jane at January 05, 2015 07:41 PM (rDidp)

286 Assholes Down? That's the name of my favorite speed metal band.
Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2015 07:41 PM (Am9Tn)


I saw Assholes Down open for Rectal Prolapse at the Garden in '91.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 07:42 PM (V+kmg)

287 he may not be a perv but he is a loyal dem

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

Don't know about the perversions, but he is absolutely not a loyal Dem.

He is vocal and aggressive in his support for Israel, and he likes him some torture.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:43 PM (Zu3d9)

288 Well I fear the queen is going to have another horrible year.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:43 PM (JSovD)

289 Epstein had his girlfriend find these girls


he paid them about 300 bucks per sex act

they even found a book he had on How to Manage You Sex Slaves For Dummies manual

seriously. They found a manual on how to groom and manage your sex slaves


look at The Smoking Gun

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)

290 Ewww, Jane!

I went to Thailand for business. While siteseeing, at the night markets, or on a weekend trip to Phuket, we saw a lot of men on "bind dates" - our euphemism because ICK.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 07:44 PM (ABcz/)

291 Well I fear the queen is going to have another horrible year.


That's fine with me. Whatever rids the world of these pampered useless tools.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:44 PM (MDgS8)

292 CBD he does hate Islamic terrorists but make no mistake he is a dem through and through

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:44 PM (zOTsN)

293 Nip Sip: the meter-maid crap is pretty much just revenue. I mean, I've been to Manhattan. How fast *can* one humanly speed on Broadway?

I'd be more concerned with the broken-windows stuff like, say, public peeing. (Yeah, I know, terlit hobo, loss of custom, etc etc) Under Giuliani and Bloomberg, some jerk making a public mess and a nuisance would get cuffed, stuffed, and dried out in da drunk tank. Now? It's not worth a cop's life to decide if this is a "Pallywood" situation, with youtube directors standing by.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:44 PM (AVEe1)

294 283

This is the guy who got Klaus von Bulow off and helped get OJ off among others. He seems to specialize in representing scumbags.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 07:41 PM (g1DWB)

How about you say that to my face, big mouth?!?

Posted by: Mike Tyson, former Dershowitz Client at January 05, 2015 07:45 PM (Am9Tn)

295 Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2015 07:43 PM (JSovD)

[I apologize in advance]

Anus Horribilis.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:45 PM (Zu3d9)

296 284
278 I hope she brings a lot of assholes down.


Wasn't that on PBS last night?



Oh wait that was downton assholes or something. British soap at night

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:45 PM (0FSuD)

297 Anus Horribilis

888888

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:46 PM (zOTsN)

298 >>Ugh, according to Wikipedia Epstein and Prince Andrew are friends and have vacationed in Thailand together.
Posted by: Lizzy

I wonder what they did there.
Probably scored some great kaeng phet pet yang.

Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 07:46 PM (3rrMW)

299 the one time an 8 doesn't turn into a smiley face

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:46 PM (zOTsN)

300 look at The Smoking Gun

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)


Link:

http://tinyurl.com/orlf3jp

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2015 07:46 PM (0Ew3K)

301 280

Any evidence of that? And I am not complaining....gossip that hurts the Clintons is fine by me.

You be the judge.

http://tinyurl.com/cfftc6m

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 07:46 PM (XzRw1)

302 >>How about you say that to my face, big mouth?!?

>>Mike Tyson, former Dershowitz Client

Bite me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 07:46 PM (g1DWB)

303 If true, Hillary will use the bad news to divorce Bill and so emerge as a cleaner candidate for 2016.

Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (g/zj9)

304 Anus Horribilis.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:45 PM (Zu3d9)


Golf clap.

After donning rubber gloves. And a mask. You never know.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (h6Mpm)

305 Whatever rids the world of these pampered useless tools.

Another tovarisch of the Revolution!!

Again: how about if the UK had a REAL monarchy? In that case, if Prince #5 made an ass of himself by breaking laws and oppressing young girls, the Queen would have the right to send the prince to the headsman. Another less rival to the Throne, to be sure, but also to rid the commons of a scoundrel.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (AVEe1)

306 You have to follow the 8 with a close parenthesis.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (MDgS8)

307 The Ruling Elites can be some sick, sick bastards.

I occasionally have some sympathy for the French Revolution.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (MMC8r)

308 I thought this was about sex salves.

Anyone know of a good one? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (MNq6o)

309 she says Andrew is a big toe sucker

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

310 Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 07:46 PM (XzRw1)

What the hell did I do to you to deserve that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:48 PM (Zu3d9)

311 I dunno, that photo looks shopped as hell. Not even a very good photo shop.

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2015 07:48 PM (JgC5a)

312 If true, Hillary will use the bad news to divorce Bill and so emerge as a cleaner candidate for 2016.

Out damn spot!

Afraid 50 years of knowingly enabling won't wash out that easy.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:48 PM (MMC8r)

313 286

I saw Assholes Down open for Rectal Prolapse at the Garden in '91.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 07:42 PM (V+kmg)

YES!!! That was the tour that instead of selling a tour program, they sold autographed butt plugs. That was sweet!!!

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2015 07:48 PM (Am9Tn)

314 Another tovarisch of the Revolution!!


Wellllll......I didn't mean *death*.

Just go the fck away.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:48 PM (MDgS8)

315 309
she says Andrew is a big toe sucker

Go on.

Posted by: Dick Morris at January 05, 2015 07:49 PM (XzRw1)

316 listen Epstein isn't denying this. at all

she is suing the state and the prosecutors

Dershowitz is denying it. The Prince is denying it

Clinton is silent. As is Richardson and who knows else

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:50 PM (zOTsN)

317 I occasionally have some sympathy for the French Revolution.
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:47 PM (MMC8r)


This would be an incorrect emotion.

Understandable, perhaps, but . . . that way lies madness.

The philosophies fueling the French Revolution eventually metastasized into Marxism. Never forget that.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 07:50 PM (h6Mpm)

318 she says Andrew is a big toe sucker


How 'bout sendin' some action down this way?

Posted by: Pinky Toe at January 05, 2015 07:50 PM (MNq6o)

319 315 309
she says Andrew is a big toe sucker

Go on.

Posted by: Dick Morris at January 05, 2015 07:49 PM (XzRw1)

Yes, go on.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 05, 2015 07:50 PM (Am9Tn)

320 @293

Did you get to the story? Criminal cases, last year, 4,077. This year? 347.



These are NOT parking tickets, they went from 16,008 to 1,191.



Moving violations last year 9,349, this year? 749.



These are weekly totals for last week. They are on strike.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:50 PM (0FSuD)

321 >>she says Andrew is a big toe sucker
Posted by: ThunderB

What does he have against the other little piggies?

Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 07:50 PM (3rrMW)

322 Isn't a little rape of a sex slave a prerogative of a prince?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 07:51 PM (gcTzl)

323 Epstein was convicted of engaging in prostitution

which is pretty weird since they were all minors

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:51 PM (zOTsN)

324 289
seriously. They found a manual on how to groom and manage your sex slaves
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:43 PM (zOTsN)

Am I the only one who on the one hand wonders what kind of mental giant would have something like this, yet at the same time completely believes it? Dear Lord, smart people are dumb.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 07:51 PM (JWTYo)

325 Isn't a little rape of a sex slave a prerogative of a prince?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 07:51 PM (gcTzl)


Word.

Posted by: Edward Longshankes at January 05, 2015 07:51 PM (0Ew3K)

326 267 O/T: So it seems CNN had a tape ready for the end of the world, which Ted Turner always intended to be the final broadcast.

http://is.gd/V07iNC

So, yeah. Kinda creepy to imagine this last broadcast as the warheads finish their flight/SMOD barrels in/however it ends.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 05, 2015 07:37 PM (m9V0o)



Ooohh...kay.

Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2015 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

327 This whole story is just like the Dallas-Detroit foosball game yesterday. I watch it, but with no real interest. I can't bring myself to root for either side. Ultimately the referees will make a bad call and the final outcome will mean nothing to me. And when it is over, Chris Christie will be eagerly looking for someone to hug.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, protesting at a brunch buffet at January 05, 2015 07:52 PM (NeFrd)

328
Wait.

Are we on the cusp of arguing the French Rev. in this thread?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 07:52 PM (PtGcE)

329 322
Isn't a little rape of a sex slave a prerogative of a prince?



Asking for a friend.





Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 07:51 PM (gcTzl)

Well, I just had a new one brought to me EVERYDAY.
Had to be a virgin.

Posted by: Mao Ze-Dong at January 05, 2015 07:52 PM (0FSuD)

330 If true, Hillary will use the bad news to divorce Bill and so emerge as a cleaner candidate for 2016.

Nah, I'm guessing those two are kept "honest" by the proverbial dead man's switch. Figuratively speaking, of course.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 05, 2015 07:52 PM (Dwehj)

331 Wait.

Are we on the cusp of arguing the French Rev. in this thread?!?!


I certainly hope so.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 07:53 PM (MDgS8)

332 I don't know if this story makes thrillers more credible, in that there really are sex rings utilized by presidents, princes, and pashas, or undermines the thriller genre completely.

Because: This girl is alive.

That right there calls bullshit on the fundamental premise of all thrillers.

Posted by: ace at January 05, 2015 07:53 PM (E+pqw)

333
The philosophies fueling the French Revolution eventually metastasized into Marxism. Never forget that.


Just 'some sympathy.' Not much, just a bit at the core.

Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 07:53 PM (MMC8r)

334 324
Or more exactly, people who think they are smart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 07:53 PM (JWTYo)

335 if the only thing that comes out of this is that Bill was there, then I think someone, a liberal someone, is trying to kill Hillarys campaign

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN)

336 The story is whether the Prince , Clinton and Dershowitz participated in these parties not whether Epstein had these parties.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 07:54 PM (3jmxp)

337 Are we on the cusp of arguing the French Rev. in this thread?!?!

Bows, respectfully.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 07:54 PM (h6Mpm)

338 And for the record, it's 8 ) without the space, as such:

& & & &

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 05, 2015 07:54 PM (m9V0o)

339
This whole story is just like the Dallas-Detroit foosball game yesterday. I watch it, but with no real interest. I can't bring myself to root for either side. Ultimately the referees will make a bad call and the final outcome will mean nothing to me. And when it is over, Chris Christie will be eagerly looking for someone to hug.

And when the smoke clears and the dust settles, our lives will change not, but our world will have been diminished.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 07:54 PM (PtGcE)

340 Oh, no, O'R is ragging on Black crime.


What a fucking racist, according to some.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:55 PM (0FSuD)

341 The story is whether the Prince , Clinton and Dershowitz participated in these parties not whether Epstein had these parties.


Posted by: Bob Belcher

...

The story isn't whether Clinton participated in these parties, the story is whether or not the GOP is racist.

Posted by: Bob Becker at January 05, 2015 07:55 PM (E+pqw)

342 332
Isn't this the part of the movie where Liam Neeson shows up and kills everyone on the boat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 07:55 PM (JWTYo)

343 if the only thing that comes out of this is that Bill was there, then I think someone, a liberal someone, is trying to kill Hillarys campaign

If so, there's a fuckton of dirty laundry about to be aired about folks. If you thought CNN had a doomsday tape, you ain't seen nothin' till the Clintons warm up their retaliation...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 05, 2015 07:55 PM (m9V0o)

344 Andrew is a big toe sucker


****

A big sucker of toes, or a sucker of big toes?


Either way they ought to charge him a sin tax.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, protesting at a brunch buffet at January 05, 2015 07:56 PM (NeFrd)

345 Are we on the cusp of arguing the French Rev. in this thread?!?!

--

No cheese in quiche Lorraine.

Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 07:56 PM (oR6Fa)

346 This just off the Twitter feed, via Twitchy . . .

BBC documentary calls North Korea 'far right'

Burn them. Burn them with fire.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (h6Mpm)

347 Ace is gonna dig this one...

http://tinyurl.com/m5oeszn

Neile DeGrass Tyson McWhatever has been talking up his Sagan connection when it's not much at all.

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (MNq6o)

348 What's the big deal?


I just killed them after I had them.



Stupid Westerns.

Posted by: Zombie Gaddafi at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (0FSuD)

349 Either way they ought to charge him a sin tax.

They tried, but there was a problem getting the computer to process it. Kicked back a sin tax error.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (m9V0o)

350 That's what I love about this place, comments crack me up.

Aviator!

Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (sj3Ax)

351 Hillary has already had the press release written that calls the girl a lying bimbo.
Journalists across the Country are being told how to drop the story as we blog.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (NHtMs)

352 Just go the fck away.

Ban me. Oh wait. You can't! You're a commenter here like the rest of me.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (AVEe1)

353 -rest of us.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (AVEe1)

354
I'm pretty sure you're always safe if you just stay.in.the.boat.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (PtGcE)

355 What the hell did I do to you to deserve that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 07:48 PM (Zu3d9)



It was the post about putting arugula on pizza.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (V+kmg)

356 " if the only thing that comes out of this is that Bill was there, then I think someone, a liberal someone, is trying to kill Hillarys campaign "

Look no further than ValJar's office, they want to anoint the next Potus to control it... Chicago way

Posted by: MikeH at January 05, 2015 07:58 PM (4OZqu)

357 he is a toe enthusiast

all of them

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 07:58 PM (zOTsN)

358 Da Mayor is doubling down on the cops with a press conference raging on the cops.


This is not going to work out for him at all.


He is such a idiot he has no idea.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 07:58 PM (0FSuD)

359

You're a commenter here like the rest of me.

Are we of one body??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 07:59 PM (PtGcE)

360 344 Andrew is a big toe sucker


****

A big sucker of toes, or a sucker of big toes?


Either way they ought to charge him a sin tax.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, protesting at a brunch buffet at January 05, 2015 07:56 PM (NeFrd)


..............

No doubt. Charge him by the foot.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 05, 2015 07:59 PM (AtrAG)

361 Just go the fck away.

Ban me. Oh wait. You can't! You're a commenter here like the rest of me.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (AVEe1)


Bro....I meant *they* should just go away not you.

::cripes::

You're worse than my sister.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM (MDgS8)

362 Are we of one body??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 07:59 PM (PtGcE)


Are We Not Men?

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM (h6Mpm)

363 Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (V+kmg)

Admit it...you have had arugula on pizza.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM (Zu3d9)

364 319 315 309
she says Andrew is a big toe sucker

Go on.

Posted by: Dick Morris at January 05, 2015 07:49 PM (XzRw1)

Yes, go on.
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 05, 2015 07:50 PM (Am9T

Keep talking.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM (pmzey)

365 You're worse than my sister.

Posted by: eleven

Are we brothers?

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM (MNq6o)

366 I'm pretty sure you're always safe if you just stay.in.the.boat.

And be careful not to step on me!

Posted by: The Little Man at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM (ahBY0)

367 Are we of one body??

You are *not* one of me!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 08:01 PM (MDgS8)

368 You're a commenter here like the rest of me.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


I KNEW IT! I've been talking to dozens of socks for years.
You brilliant devious bastard!

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 05, 2015 08:01 PM (NHtMs)

369 Twitter appears to be down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2015 08:01 PM (DmNpO)

370 So a big toesucker. That means he is a heel.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, protesting at a brunch buffet at January 05, 2015 08:01 PM (NeFrd)

371 365 You're worse than my sister.

Posted by: eleven

Are we brothers?
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM (MNq6o)

Are you of the body?

Posted by: Landru at January 05, 2015 08:01 PM (4OZqu)

372 Because: This girl is alive.

That right there calls bullshit on the fundamental premise of all thrillers.
***

Simple economics. I'm willing to bet these dirtbags pay a hell of a lot of money for these girls off the black market. Even if you've got the cash flowing like water, you're not going to piss that money down the drain. The guys who were "customers" may or may not take the heat but the network is probably already seven time zones away by now just to be safe.

The kind of shit you saw in Taken with the kidnapping ring didn't come out of thin air. That kind of trafficking goes on all over the world and Eastern Europe is no stranger to it.

Posted by: B at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (6iEQd)

373 Posted by: The Little Man at January 05, 2015 08:00 PM

I wuv u.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (Dwehj)

374 Ban me.....

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2015 07:57 PM (AVEe1)

Good choice!

http://tinyurl.com/k72bny6

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (Zu3d9)

375 The magic 8-ball says, at some point in time in the very near future, Virginia Roberts will be on an evening stroll and an dark SUV with an unlicensed driver will accidentally not see her crossing the street.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (dVmLD)

376 O'R is on fire. This should be good. Megan called me and said she couldn't come over, had to be on O'R.

Damn.


By the way Wounded Warrior project is a scam. Don't send them money.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (0FSuD)

377 370 So a big toesucker. That means he is a heel.
.................


That was a callus statement.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (AtrAG)

378 Are you of the body?

Posted by: Landru

Just the doughy bits. Around this area... *points discretely*

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:03 PM (MNq6o)

379 Twitter appears to be down.


Praise be to Alice.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 08:03 PM (MDgS8)

380 I don't think these girls were kidnapped

he traveled around the world with them

I am sure their parents probably knew. You get these girls from fucked up families

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

381 369
Twitter appears to be down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2015 08:01 PM (DmNpO)

Well, darn I really give a shit about that. Is You Porn still up?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 08:03 PM (0FSuD)

382 342 332
Isn't this the part of the movie where Liam Neeson shows up and kills everyone on the boat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 07:55 PM (JWTYo)

No, just Quint. Brody and Hooper end up surviving ... wait, wrong movie. Sorry.

Posted by: Confused Gene Shalit at January 05, 2015 08:04 PM (Am9Tn)

383 Twitter appears to be down.

That would be the sound of one hand clapping in my house. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 05, 2015 08:04 PM (Dwehj)

384 375 The magic 8-ball says, at some point in time in the very near future, Virginia Roberts will be on an evening stroll and an dark SUV with an unlicensed driver will accidentally not see her crossing the street.
Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (dVmLD)

Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with a hot shot

Posted by: Get A... at January 05, 2015 08:04 PM (4OZqu)

385
/throws flag

15 yds on toilet hobo for being dense

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 08:04 PM (PtGcE)

386

/picks up flag

never mind

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 08:04 PM (PtGcE)

387 So Alan Derschowitz but not Bill Clinton?

I call bullshit on this.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 08:05 PM (A98Xu)

388 You get these girls from fucked up families





Posted by: ThunderB

Like Chelsea Clinton?! *discretely vomits in his own shoe*

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:05 PM (MNq6o)

389 Soundtrack for this thread:

http://youtu.be/vWz9VN40nCA

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 08:05 PM (h6Mpm)

390 Porn is up and twitter is down.


All is well.

Posted by: eleven at January 05, 2015 08:05 PM (MDgS8)

391 386

/picks up flag

never mind
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 08:04 PM (PtGcE)

When are you going to issue a half-assed excuse and say it was a minor instead of a major foul?

Posted by: MikeH at January 05, 2015 08:05 PM (4OZqu)

392 if you throw up in your shoe no one will suck your toes

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

393 Soundtrack for this thread:

http://youtu.be/vWz9VN40nCA

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 08:05 PM (h6Mpm)


Better choice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 05, 2015 08:06 PM (0Ew3K)

394
When are you going to issue a half-assed excuse and say it was a minor instead of a major foul?

/throws flag!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 08:06 PM (PtGcE)

395 if you throw up in your shoe no one will suck your toes

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:06 PM (zOTsN)


Untrue. It'll just cost extra.

Posted by: Epstein ina feathered pimp hat at January 05, 2015 08:07 PM (0Ew3K)

396 /throws flag!





Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls


Weeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Fag at January 05, 2015 08:07 PM (MNq6o)

397 When I was 14 I had paid sex with Hillary and Elizabeth Warren...


OMG my dick just completely turtled up at the thought of that.

Posted by: An Observation at January 05, 2015 08:08 PM (ylhEn)

398 Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 05, 2015 08:06 PM (0Ew3K)

Point.

Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2015 08:08 PM (h6Mpm)

399
Never fails.

Every time someone refers to a historical event, this place goes cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

No More History.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 08:08 PM (PtGcE)

400 When I was 14 I had paid sex with Hillary and Elizabeth Warren...

OMG my dick just completely turtled up at the thought of that.



Posted by: An Observation


I got an innie now.

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:08 PM (MNq6o)

401 picture in your minds eye an orgy with Clinton Dershowitz and Andrew


ewwww

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:08 PM (zOTsN)

402 395 if you throw up in your shoe no one will suck your toes

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

Untrue. It'll just cost extra.
Posted by: Epstein ina feathered pimp hat at January 05, 2015 08:07 PM (0Ew3K)

I refuse to look, but I'm there is an entry on Urban Dictionary for this...

Posted by: MikeH at January 05, 2015 08:08 PM (4OZqu)

403 Well, I heard Andrew was hung like Paul Bunion.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, protesting at a brunch buffet at January 05, 2015 08:09 PM (NeFrd)

404 picture in your minds eye an orgy with Clinton Dershowitz and Andrew



The Three Spooges

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:10 PM (MNq6o)

405 fiberglass?

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:10 PM (zOTsN)

406 392 if you throw up in your shoe no one will suck your toes

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

Wanna bet on it?!?

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 05, 2015 08:10 PM (Am9Tn)

407 The Three Spooges

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:10 PM (MNq6o)


***

You owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, protesting at a brunch buffet at January 05, 2015 08:10 PM (NeFrd)

408 403
He was overcompensating with the big, blue ox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2015 08:11 PM (JWTYo)

409 OMG my dick just completely turtled up at the thought of that.



Not really funny dude.

Posted by: Dick Turtle at January 05, 2015 08:11 PM (MDgS8)

410 Nood up about Neew Jersey tubbs

Posted by: Epstein ina feathered pimp hat at January 05, 2015 08:11 PM (0Ew3K)

411 Hillary has sucked more toes than Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 08:11 PM (pmzey)

412 fiberglass?

Posted by: ThunderB

FUBAR ass?

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 05, 2015 08:11 PM (MNq6o)

413 camels don't count

Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 08:11 PM (zOTsN)

414 Nood fat boy

Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 08:12 PM (+zUjI)

415 picture in your minds eye an orgy with Clinton Dershowitz and Andrew




I smell ass and Ben Gay.

Posted by: Dick Turtle at January 05, 2015 08:12 PM (MDgS8)

416 376 O'R is on fire. This should be good. Megan called me and said she couldn't come over, had to be on O'R.

Damn.


By the way Wounded Warrior project is a scam. Don't send them money.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 08:02 PM (0FSuD)

Quit spreading bullshit. WWP gets a three out of four stars on Charity Navigator and the person who started the scam allegations spread inaccurate information. WWP is not my military charity of choice but they don't deserve the misinformation.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 08:12 PM (3jmxp)

417 383
Twitter appears to be down.

Head on collisions at all time low.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 08:12 PM (XzRw1)

418 Hillary has sucked more toes clits than Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 08:11 PM (pmzey)


FIFY

Posted by: The Little Man in the Boat at January 05, 2015 08:12 PM (0Ew3K)

419 Nood thread talks about gunhidden in vajayjay...

Posted by: The Little Man in the Boat at January 05, 2015 08:14 PM (0Ew3K)

420 404 picture in your minds eye an orgy with Clinton Dershowitz and Andrew

The Three Spooges

Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 08:10 PM (MNq6o)

Due to the hair, Dershowitz is OBVIOUSLY the group's Larry Fine, right?

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2015 08:14 PM (Am9Tn)

421 Nip Sip,
Thank you for WW link last week. I used to give them $25 month but stopped in 2013. Out of habit I almost said last year.

I had my suspicions confirmed when I read that & glad I had already stopped. I called once to update CC info & they sent me another blanket that I've never used.

Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 08:15 PM (sj3Ax)

422 http://www.charitynavigator.org/ index.cfm?bay=search.summaryorgid=12842

Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2015 08:16 PM (DL2i+)

423 I'm pretty sure that in those jurisdictions in which Andrew normally cavorts 17 is quite legal, and (even as the father of a daughter not too far short of all this) I'm not sure there should be a bright-line that makes a 17-year-old jailbait and an 18-year-old fair game.

The 'sex slave' thing...uh...dunno. Maybe there was coercion, let's see some evidence. Maybe if you're doing it 'cause there's a large sum of money you don't get if you don't, there's another word that's more applicable.

So I'm conflicted on this one. My guess is that there was less coercion in all this than in the media-suppressed Rotherham story.

Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2015 08:17 PM (o+SC1)

424 20 Just think, if this is the depravity that we have been allowed to get a glimpse of, one can only imagine " the rest of the story"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2015 06:43 PM (fL/7/)\

I'm withholding judgment on this. Prince Andrew and all these other rich and powerful men can get all the tail they want without having "sex slaves." Why have them then - especially if there is always a risk that the "slaves" will spill the beans to the media at any time?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 05, 2015 08:43 PM (+XMAD)

425 The details of this case must be made public. Without a doubt there is devastating evidence against Bill Clinton that will seal the deal against Hillary becoming President.

Posted by: thefritz at January 05, 2015 09:07 PM (HUo8E)

426 @424 - I'm withholding judgment on this. Prince Andrew and all these other rich and powerful men can get all the tail they want without having "sex slaves." Why have them then - especially if there is always a risk that the "slaves" will spill the beans to the media at any time?

Yep...never heard of men behaving irrationally when sex is involved....

Posted by: Jen at January 05, 2015 09:32 PM (msAGT)

427 Late to the ball but I've never heard of women, even young women, knowing that sex will get them alot of things for free or using sex as a tool.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 10:23 PM (L6/+u)

428 I've actually gotten bored with all of this. Females will chase rich and famous men and have sex with them in exchange for a rich and famous lifestyle. Who knew?

End of story....next.

Posted by: streetparade at January 06, 2015 12:40 AM (qL3DW)

429
Roman Polanski on line 1...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 06, 2015 09:11 AM (1hM1d)

430 Andrew wouldn't even need a lawyer like Derschowitz if he were a Pakistani gangster in northern England. Total immunity from prosecution because it's Islamophobic to accuse "immigrants".

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/198277/

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at January 06, 2015 09:23 AM (qahv/)

431 True or not, Andrew does serve to deflect public attention from Bill Clinton which might ruin Hillary's chances at a presidential run. My guess is that if there is the least bit of veracity to this story, Andrew was purposely "recruited" for this purpose.

Posted by: Jay Dee at January 06, 2015 12:44 PM (hE59q)

432 "Employed" has a secondary meaning as "used". "employed as a sex slave" = "used as a sex slave".

Posted by: RonF at January 06, 2015 02:47 PM (l8nW6)

433 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

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