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"How to Find a Feminist Boyfriend," Or, "How to Remain Single Until You're Maureen Dowd's Age"
The first title was the real title of the piece; the second was Kyle Smith's suggested Moar Accurate Headline.
Stace McCain makes fun of this woman. I don't really care what this woman does to insure her long-term loneliness, but I do wish it to be made clear what she is seeking. She notes early on that "everybody is a feminist" as regards actual issues of equality-- that's true enough. But of course that's not what "feminism" really means. If it meant that, they could shut up, because they won quite some time ago. No, Feminism is now a series of double-standards and justifications for privileged status designed to ensure that a "feminist" is never questioned and always gets what she wants with no backtalk. Now, if this woman wants a boyfriend who buys into that, fine. Some people are looking for submissive mates; this woman wants a man who's deferential and yielding. Rather like the stereotype of the mail-order (female) foreign bride, with lowered eyes and binded foot. If that's what she wants, God Bless Her. Such Betas -- or Deltas, or Gammas -- have relatively few romantic prospects, and are certainly on no one's Must Have list. So if this Daddy's Girl wants to be continued to be treated like a child princess this time not by a man but by a demure, diffident boy, I have no problem with that. If this shrill martinet and this delicate doilie of a sisterboy can find happiness together, that's great.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 05, 2015 04:02 PM (8GKDa)
As much as I love reading something about Lena Dunham's thought bubbles and snatch feelings, I would say the Speaker of the House decision is more apropos.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:03 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 04:03 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Peej at January 05, 2015 04:03 PM (ctaN6)
Posted by: LaFawnduh at January 05, 2015 04:04 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 05, 2015 04:04 PM (aH5Wv)
Posted by: Jane58 at January 05, 2015 04:06 PM (oLZsm)
But whaaaattt abouuuttt the omega males?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2015 04:06 PM (PMGbu)
Posted by: Lisa Bonos at January 05, 2015 04:07 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:07 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2015 04:07 PM (HRlKD)
The next week, she broke into tears when I told her to carry her own damn toolbox...
You don't get to cry out for equality, and then bitch when we treat you equally...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 04:07 PM (qh617)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (Bn6aD)
So, in her mind, the conversation goes like this:
Her: "Honey, I think I'd like to have kids and be a stay-at-home Mom."
Mr. Theta: "No, Sweet Pea, you can't do that because Feminism!"
Her: "Oh, you're right!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (wtvvX)
Such Betas -- or Deltas, or Gammas -- have relatively few romantic prospects
Nah. I don't think she'd want a fraternity boy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
Do you retards have ANY idea how difficult it is for a high-quality woman like me to find the mate that I deserve????
Posted by: Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: King Putt at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (659DL)
The rest of her?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 04:09 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2015 04:09 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:09 PM (kff5f)
Cats. 47 of 'em.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:09 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Moochelle at January 05, 2015 04:09 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (XzRw1)
Such Betas -- or Deltas, or Gammas -- have relatively few romantic prospects
Nah. I don't think she'd want a fraternity boy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)
Yep.... because they are all Rapists.... right?
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Not an Artist at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (uRumV)
I mentioned this a few months ago how I'd notice a lot of "odd" couples whilst in places such as Cambridge, MA.
I observed women with effeminate men. What's more is that these men were skinny, unkempt, socially dysfunctional, and clearly unsuccessful or accomplished.
In other words, all of the natural attributes that women normally find attractive about suitable male mates were completely disregarded by these young women.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (PtGcE)
A pill that makes you feel full and stimulates weight loss?
I think the bigger news is that they finally got cocaine into a pill.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (QCo5R)
Then she'll apologize for using gendered language before going to sleep and dreaming of the man who will sweep her off her feet that she wants but knows she can never have.
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:11 PM (y2NZ3)
>>> "As for who picks up the check on a first date, let's obliterate the gender pay gap first, then put that one back up for debate.
Well, that's convenient!!!
Just another spoiled child.
Posted by: dan-O at January 05, 2015 04:11 PM (D0bIN)
I try to explain this to women who I'm on good terms with, in the context of "there is no man who is not a danger to a given woman" [which they agree with] and then I push it a little further, with *their own shibboleth* "testosterone makes for crazypants aggression" and when I get em all noddin' with it, I drop the hammer: Therefore, guys have immense self-control
Then I get the stink eye. Becoz Logic.
Posted by: Bigby's Wooly Mittens at January 05, 2015 04:11 PM (3ZtZW)
privileged status designed to ensure that a "feminist" is never
questioned and always gets what she wants with no backtalk.
------------------------------
Change "Feminism" to "Liberalism" and "feminist" to "liberal". Yep, still works.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 05, 2015 04:12 PM (QCo5R)
Battery manufacturers are going to clean up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:12 PM (oKE6c)
If this shrill martinet and this quivering doilie of a sisterboy
Posted by: Ace at 04:01 PM
Pure poetry.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 05, 2015 04:12 PM (9LuAk)
There have been studies that show that women want beta men when they're taking the Pill. Then they go off the Pill and realize "holy, shit, who have I married!?"
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 04:12 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: quivering doilie of a sisterboy Local 246 at January 05, 2015 04:12 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 05, 2015 04:12 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2015 04:12 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:13 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:13 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: irright at January 05, 2015 04:13 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 05, 2015 04:13 PM (X+nFp)
>>> "As for who picks up the check on a first date, let's obliterate the gender pay gap first, then put that one back up for debate.
Flip a coin.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:13 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (XzRw1)
...Dare I even ask.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 05, 2015 04:13 PM (9LuAk)
Normal people, throughout the ages, have looked for certain things in a mate. For instance, women look for strength (for security) and a good hunter-gatherer in addition to good genes to pass on to their offspring such as height and strong calves.
Men look for breast and hips.
And that's how the human race has endeavored over the milleniums.
Not so today. I do wonder what will become of the human race when all these deltas are breeding...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:14 PM (PtGcE)
Feminists, when dealing with men want the complete customization. They want total social agreement in the polite times but they then want the other stuff. So what they want is a demure mewling liar that will only lie to others. I think that's why a lot of them like bill Clinton. He has enough guile to be publicly polite and then all the guile in the world when he's safe to do so
Then they wonder why they're single or working through their second divorce. They want somebody who is quiet but with an intense amount of guile and desire because these guys would have to be more than fine with the dissonance as a means to get laid.
Basically, their perfect man is one that accepts the contradictions because it gets him laid. The delusion is that the woman gets to maintain control on this deceptive harmony.
Posted by: Patrick J. at January 05, 2015 04:14 PM (bZ5DM)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2015 04:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Have you been to WalMart?
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: Bigby's Wooly Mittens at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (3ZtZW)
There have been studies that show that women want beta men when they're taking the Pill. Then they go off the Pill and realize "holy, shit, who have I married!?"
Heh, I'll bet they do!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (PtGcE)
Just guessing, but I'm thinking it's a deal breaker.
Posted by: jwest at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (vwlGK)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (bRPUY)
I haven't read her drivel, except the excerpts at Stacey McCain's place, but that totally doesn't surprise me.
I would not be surprised to find out what she wants is a John Wayne type, but wants to have the approval of "The Smart Set" and so claims to want Pajama Boy, instead.
She wants the successful, go-getter who will pick up the check and hold the door and give her the umbrella and all that- but that's "not feminism" so she can't admit it- possibly even to herself.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: LaFawnduh
Careful, you may get docked for Unauthorized Use of Faux Ebonics.
Posted by: T. Jeff. at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 04:07
Yes we do. Just watch.
Posted by: SJWs at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (6hrmc)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (QCo5R)
P.S. These comments are not intended as gender binary but apply to the construct of "feminism" as it denotes partner-equality along the broad spectrum of LGBTQ relationships.
Posted by: Noah Entwistle at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (7m7/V)
And that will never change.
Hence the downfall of all these "social engineers". As much as we hear about the importance of buttfucking as a civil right George Washington personally fought for, the entire gay population does not top 2% per the CDC.
Imagine that.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (6um35)
Here's my response to that article. If someone doesn't respect you, they shouldn't touch you.
*mic drop*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (mf5HN)
"How To Find a Feminist Boyfriend"
......................
Well, for starters, move to California...
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (88xKn)
I bet I could be a feminist for a night.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (ed1fl)
How to properly deal with a male feminist.
http://youtu.be/nptcR9qAqsU
Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2015 04:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Effing classic (especially the John 3:14 guy...)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (wtvvX)
Have you been to WalMart?
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:15 PM (y2NZ3)
No, but I do watch COPS.
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2015 04:07 PM (HRlKD)
She might be antitestes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (W5DcG)
I do wonder what will become of the human race when all these deltas are breeding...
--
They are all on the pill, so no worries.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (aH5Wv)
As much as I love reading something about Lena Dunham's thought bubbles and snatch feelings, I would say the Speaker of the House decision is more apropos.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:03 PM (q5APL)
I would like to point out - for the record - that Lena Dunham's (and Sandy Fluke's) snatch has been so beat up thatit no longer has feelings.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (fwARV)
I bet I could be a feminist for a night.
Posted by: shredded chi at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (ed1fl)
You're the man!!
Me? 7 minutes.
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 04:17 PM (/GgDU)
Now how about you make me a nice, big bacon sandwich? Maybe two.
Posted by: tu301 at January 05, 2015 04:18 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: Heralder at January 05, 2015 04:18 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:18 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2015 04:18 PM (Tj+s6)
Q: What is the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A: A woman who won't do as she's told.
Posted by: dan-O at January 05, 2015 04:18 PM (D0bIN)
Reminds me of the old joke:
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbuld?
A: That's not funny.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 05, 2015 04:19 PM (OD2ni)
You don't get to cry out for equality, and then bitch when we treat you equally...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 04:07 PM (qh617)
Exactly. Years ago a feminist traveling up to the Tahoe ski areas with us spent the whole trip banging on about feminist shit, while we (the oppressors) took turns crawling underneath the goddamned van in the slush to put on the chains when the CHP required us to do so, or take them off as necessary as we traveled through patchy snow. Fun job.
Finally, as our ears were starting to bleed from the nonstop feminist diatribes, we encountered another CHP checkpoint requiring us to put the chains back on before we entered yet another snowy area. I asked our Precious Snowflake if she really believed women should be treated equally with men in all respects. "Of course!" she spluttered in rage, and started on another rant.
"Great. It's your turn to put the chains on."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at January 05, 2015 04:14 PM (PtGcE)
----
Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: irright at January 05, 2015 04:19 PM (pMGkg)
No wonder we're below replacement without immigration (legal or otherwise).
Yeah, we're not getting out of this trap without a scar.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 05, 2015 04:19 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 05, 2015 04:20 PM (wUpBu)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:20 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 05, 2015 04:20 PM (muv6A)
Me? 7 minutes.
What are you, a freaking super hero?
40 - 45 seconds of the best loving she ever had and then off to sleep for a good 8 hours.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 04:20 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2015 04:21 PM (VndSC)
>>>A: That's not funny.
How about this one:
A Feminist, a CrossFitter, and a Vegan walk into a bar.
How did I know that they were? Because they told me within the first 10 seconds of meeting them.
Posted by: dan-O at January 05, 2015 04:21 PM (D0bIN)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:21 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 04:21 PM (3jmxp)
I miss my MCP tie. Dark blue, pink pigs, with MCP under each pig.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:21 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: jwest at January 05, 2015 04:21 PM (vwlGK)
Look, these feminists want to be treated equally in all respects.
Fine. Let me know when I can punch you in the fucking face if you hit me.
Let me know when child custody laws start leaning back towards fatherly rights. Campaign for giving men the right to have input into any decisions regarding abortion. Let me know when you have to register for the draft, and if you get a moment, please point out where you keep your prostate.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 05, 2015 04:21 PM (fwARV)
God, it's pure nastiness just thinking about that shit. At least in the 60s/70s a lot of the lefty chicks were hot...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:22 PM (q5APL)
In other words, all of the natural attributes that women normally find attractive about suitable male mates were completely disregarded by these young women.
Ifonly girlie men are available to you, and you do not take one, then you have no man.
Conservatives hate the shit out of women with no man. Proggs aren't much nicer, if you're single because you're ugly as fuck and feel sad about missing out instead ofsingle because you choose to be a militant man-hating whatever.
Meh. Do I want pizza or brisket before KillerSnowpocalypse moves in and disappoints me?
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (/kI1Q)
P.S. These comments are not intended as gender binary but apply to the construct of "feminism" as it denotes partner-equality along the broad spectrum of LGBTQ relationships.
Posted by: Noah Entwistle at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (7m7/V)
Whut?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (dFi94)
Multiply the frequency and its effect on birthrate and other variables useful to society. Now is it great?
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: Lisa Bonos at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (wUpBu)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Warden at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (wHAYQ)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (TETYm)
What in the actual hell is a VFB? I guarantee that chick demanded a feminist boyfriend.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (uSHFj)
Conservatives hate the shit out of women with no man. Proggs aren't much nicer, if you're single because you're ugly as fuck and feel sad about missing out instead of single because you choose to be a militant man-hating whatever.
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (/kI1Q)
I'd say conservatives love single women. It's the married ones we have to keep our hands off of.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (fwARV)
I observed women with effeminate men. What's more is that these men were skinny, unkempt, socially dysfunctional, and clearly unsuccessful or accomplished.
In other words, all of the natural attributes that women normally find attractive about suitable male mates were completely disregarded by these young women.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (PtGcE)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that those boythings did have the most evolutionarily advantageous item of all.
A Ron Jeremy size trust fund.
The Good Ex Boyfriend was very thin indeed. He looked like he would blow over in a strong breeze or snap like a twig if you so much as looked at him funny. It was kinda humiliating that he had 15 inches on me and I had mumblety pounds on him.
The Good Ex Boyfriend was a crack shot and could throw a helluva punch. I never once worried about my safety when I was with him.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (mf5HN)
Discuss.
P.J. O'Rourke tells a story in his latest book (on the baby Boomers) related to him by his grandmother about the time his mom was locked out of the house in nothing but a raincoat when trying to surprie his dad.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2015 04:24 PM (659DL)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:22 PM (q5APL)
----------------------------------------
True. And they weren't fanatics. And they didn't wear bras.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 04:25 PM (/aRVf)
So the conclusion I reached as to why all these 'educated' left wing young women all went with deltas is because they were looking for, primarily, someone who agreed with their worldview and would also satisfy them sexually*/romantically.
*Yes, in most cases that means holding the vibrator just right.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:25 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 05, 2015 04:25 PM (4CVLy)
Am I gonna have to get teh damn broad-brush rant out again? 'Cause I don't really care who's using it on whom, it's lazy and just plain bad.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 05, 2015 04:26 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: T. Jeff. at January 05, 2015 04:26 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 04:26 PM (6um35)
I would guess that to be true. Maybe not more, but definitely better.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:27 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (/kI1Q)
Look. I think you need to be prepared for KillerSnowpocalypse and get both.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 04:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2015 04:28 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2015 04:28 PM (659DL)
Posted by: maddogg at January 05, 2015 04:28 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (/kI1Q)
BOTH
Posted by: Chris Christie at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (LoIJo)
"What I want a partner to be: cute, smart, funny and ...yes, feminist."
.........................
Sure, sure...but do you shave?
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (wUpBu)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (3jmxp)
Just like you do when a woman tells you she can really be a bitch.
There's plenty of good women out there. Leave the angry, bitter ones to the cats.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at January 05, 2015 04:25 PM (PtGcE)
If they ever remake "The Graduate," they'll replace the line "Plastics" with "Batteries."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:30 PM (oKE6c)
So did she get married this weekend? No?
Then The Streak continues!
Posted by: tu301 at January 05, 2015 04:30 PM (PXU5j)
According to the available evidence, the best sex is had by religious, heterosexual, married couples.
Take that, hippies.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2015 04:30 PM (I8YZX)
Nonsense, Sister Margret and Sister Nancy get enormous amounts of trust, love, prayers, and money.
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 04:30 PM (TETYm)
For most residents of Cambridge, money is not an issue. They have it or they don't care about it. In most cases, yes, they live on an "allowance," but they also live kinda modestly as far as material things are concerned.
Residents of Cambridge are thinkers and talkers. Making a home or even hygiene is unimportant to them. They are in a constant state of analysis and they like being around people who completely agree with their worldview. That's how the American Left is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:30 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM
BBQ pizza.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 05, 2015 04:31 PM (bRPUY)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 05, 2015 04:31 PM (ed1fl)
If they ever remake "The Graduate," they'll replace the line "Plastics" with "Batteries."
And the whole cast will be Black.
RACIST!!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:31 PM (PtGcE)
You can't shape the future if you don't exist when it shows up.
Posted by: Micky Shwarma at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (XUKZU)
And it is happily given, too.
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (y2NZ3)
If that's what's available, I'll pass. I'd rather stay single.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (kHw1D)
They're the same henpecking, browbeating, illogical stereotypes they decry, organized around their particular critical theory.
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (MMC8r)
Well, until I decide he's terminally boring a month from now, and go hunting for an alpha male.
Posted by: Future Cat Lady at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (Mrl1e)
According to the available evidence, the best sex is had by religious, heterosexual, married couples.
"The Joy of Sex", available at your local Christian bookstore.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2015 04:30 PM (I8YZX)
**************
You lost me at "married."
Unless you meant once every two years, and even then, grudgingly.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Alimony at January 05, 2015 04:32 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (dFi94
1. Dont bitch to her about her job
2. Let her make babies if she wants to.
3. Let her beg for sex and not you.
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 04:33 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 04:23 PM (/kI1Q)
If you chose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
So Both.
Posted by: Neil Peart at January 05, 2015 04:33 PM (LoIJo)
I'd say conservatives love single women. It's the married ones we have to keep our hands off of.
Whew. Self-identifies as libertarian.
I mean, not lately, but a couple of times in the past. Maaaaybe.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)
"What I want a partner to be: cute, smart, funny and ...yes, feminist."
Well, Iam a femimist. Does that count?
Posted by: Chris Hayes at January 05, 2015 04:33 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 04:33 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Matticus at January 05, 2015 04:34 PM (p/5D/)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 04:10 PM (XzRw1)
...Dare I even ask.
I was made aware just this morning (be a well informed horde) the topic has already been discussed in the near past.
http://tinyurl.com/lruwy9s
Live and learn.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 04:34 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 04:34 PM (TETYm)
http://tinyurl.com/ogevuvk
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2015 04:34 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:34 PM (oKE6c)
Which is more likely, the madonna/whore combo, or sisterboy/Conan?
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (y2NZ3)"I've always favoured the Madonna/Brittney Spears combo, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Micky Shwarma at January 05, 2015 04:34 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: apb at January 05, 2015 04:35 PM (v1fgg)
I knew a woman who said that her daughter was bossy and should marry a man with the personality of a cocker spaniel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2015 04:35 PM (SZNyb)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:35 PM (y2NZ3)
Posted by: Adjoran at January 05, 2015 04:35 PM (QIQ6j)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 04:35 PM (oDCMR)
Hah, my kids hate me when I roll out that line.
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 04:36 PM (TETYm)
If she does the other three she will probably be begging him to go off and do something with his friends since he will be hooked like a lap dog.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 04:36 PM (3jmxp)
I hear a chick say that, AND she's a lefty, makes me want to hit it all that harder.
Just because. Right on my desk so she is looking at the bust of Ronald Reagan the whole time...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:37 PM (q5APL)
Exactly. The author of this article is economically self-sufficient and would rather live and spend her money on expensive designer clothing and the latest fashionable cappuccino machine. Her criticisms of men are shallow and silly. Being single is just easy...but she wants to pretend it is political.
Posted by: Jen at January 05, 2015 04:37 PM (msAGT)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 04:37 PM (6um35)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 05, 2015 04:37 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:38 PM (y2NZ3)
The ones you've got to look out for are the ones who hide the crazy early on, only to make up for lost time later.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:39 PM (oKE6c)
2 years before divorce. $10.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:39 PM (xqxYO)
Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Posted by: shredded chi
..................
Not funny.
Posted by: Candy Crowley at January 05, 2015 04:40 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:40 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: Adjoran at January 05, 2015 04:35 PM (QIQ6j)
They do everything together. Including ovulating.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:40 PM (oKE6c)
One that quivers and pees on the floor when frightened?
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 04:40 PM (/GgDU)
almost spit out my coffee
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 04:40 PM (IXrOn)
Lost an earring?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:40 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 05, 2015 04:29 PM (AC0lD)
My favorite thing is to get them to discuss X's.... X boyfriends, X Husbands...
If they are all the same basic story.... as they often are??? I'm out the door...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (qh617)
So...masculine alpha? Evil patriarch! You are everything wrong with the world!!!
Successful but not an alpha? Begone neckbeared, fedora wearing loser!
Socially adept but not really successful financially either? Loser...MAN UP! How the hell are you going to pay for all the stuff I want?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (PtGcE)
These young girls might want to re-think their choices. As you get older, it's nice to have a man around to make sure you have salt for the sidewalks, jumper cables in your car, and can shovel the walk for you. Also, one who can reach the spot where the Christmas ornaments go.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ahnold at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: shredded chi
..................
Not funny.
Posted by: Candy Crowley
Correct. F'n hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (l/Pix)
"Amanda Marcotte's live-in boyfriend"
What's his name, "Spot"?
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:38 PM (y2NZ3)
"Mat"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (TIIx5)
Can I have my fries and my change, please?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (659DL)
Feminism is the most successful of the Conflict Theories.
You won't reason with them, because reason has nothing to do with what they believe. You can't shout your truth louder, and make them understand, because your truth, on its face, is less valid than theirs.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (Dj0WE)
The ones you've got to look out for are the ones who hide the crazy early on, only to make up for lost time later.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
..............
So you've met my ex-wife.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (bJm7W)
My favorite thing is to get them to discuss X's.... X boyfriends, X Husbands...
If they are all the same basic story.... as they often are??? I'm out the door...
Pro tip: Demonstrate with witty and charming banter how so so much you are not like the exes. Bang her.
Then run for the hills.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM (dFi94)
Yeah. I can do all of that myself.
Except that whole reaching stuff over second shelf level thingy.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 04:43 PM (mf5HN)
The male models in this mag make pajama boy look virile. This is what New York types probably view as the perfect man, wan, and fragile enough that he'd probably break if the woman got on top.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2015 04:43 PM (SZNyb)
oh wow is this new??
I just went to hotchickswithdouchebags and they show a baby doll.
Baby's First Baby doll.
You guessed it -- it's a baby with a baby inside! (A pregnant baby doll with a baby doll inside the tummy, for those of you in Rio Linda.)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:43 PM (PtGcE)
the little girl's bound foot (and process in getting there) in Marco Polo tv series made me gag...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 04:43 PM (IXrOn)
And squash spiders. Even the face sized ones.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:43 PM (xqxYO)
***
I seem to recall that the puritans were pretty damn strict about spouses, of both sexes, having to live up to their marital obligations.
Not exactly the stereotype pop culture has about them...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2015 04:44 PM (78TbK)
Yes, she does. But I bet she's soon asking, "Why aren't you in a better job? How come you're not a real 'go-getter' at work?"
Posted by: Null at January 05, 2015 04:44 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 05, 2015 04:44 PM (l/Pix)
Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2015 04:44 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 04:45 PM (IXrOn)
Then run for the hills.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (JtwS4)
*nods sagely*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
..............
So you've met my ex-wife.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (wAQA5)
Nope, but I did hard time in Berkeley, which, surprisingly enough, had a buttload of them.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:45 PM (oKE6c)
"Conventions." So that's what they're calling them these days?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2015 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
Except that whole reaching stuff over second shelf level thingy.
Posted by: alexthechick
Um, there's a spider by your left foot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 04:46 PM (xqxYO)
___
Why is it all the rich, cool, hot, fun guys don't want a relationship with me?
Supply and demand what the hell is that?
Posted by: Your Average Fem who has never heard of hypergamy at January 05, 2015 04:46 PM (78TbK)
I ticked off my god daughter's older sister whom I've known for 24 years and is in her 30's when I told her I wasn't interested in the attractive 28 year old woman that gave me her card at the bar because I'm not interested in just being a sperm donor and wallet.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 05, 2015 04:46 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:41 PM
---
OK. That's just filthy.
Posted by: irright at January 05, 2015 04:46 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: se pa moron at January 05, 2015 04:47 PM (zxQ4h)
What's funny is that:
A] This assumption that one can only be a feminist or Michelle Duggar is repellent.
B] Hollywood is very anti-feminist/traditional female role oriented. As John Nolte says, "Shut up and take your clothes off" is how they operate.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 04:47 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 04:47 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 04:47 PM (UzPAd)
Paul Cassell, a law professor at the University of Utah, said Ms. Lynch's office, the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of New York, never told victims in a major stock fraud case that a culprit had been sentenced -- denying them a chance to seek restitution of some $40 million in losses.
Mr. Cassell, in written remarks to a House Judiciary Committee panel in 2013, said if prosecutors were using secretive sentencing procedures to reward criminals for cooperating with them, it could violate the Crime Victims Restitution Act.
"Every day that the office withholds notice from the victims in this case about the continuing proceedings that are occurring in this case is a day in which the office is violating the CVRA," he wrote, urging the subcommittee to conduct its own inquiry into Ms. Lynch's office.
Posted by: Neo at January 05, 2015 04:47 PM (I6iFS)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:47 PM (dFi94)
Perhaps its a sign of getting a little older, but I am noticing more and more young woman pumping their own gas with a slacker looking guy sitting (slouching) in the passenger seat.Even on cold days. I feel like saying "Dude, unless you legs don't work, get out and pump the damn gas for your lady."
Obviously, this never happens in New Jersey
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 05, 2015 04:48 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:48 PM (dFi94)
Then run for the hills.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 04:42 PM (JtwS4)
I actually have to be very careful about that...
I'm an unrepentant Man... the one most of them secretly want, but hate themselves for wanting...
So they end up really wanting you, but also feel they HAVE to change you...
You suddenly become the forbidden fruit...
Which has led to stalking... and confrontations in bars... (I don't live in a big town... which is one reason I tend to date women from OUT of town).
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 04:48 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (0LHZx)
No spermatozoa involved, no furthering of the bloodline, and if you're the sultan you can't do four a night anyway, so if it keeps them off your back...
Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:50 PM (y2NZ3)
Of course, Steinem, because of her position in life, would never lack for suitors. So she could get married pretty much any time she wanted. Not so for many of her followers, who once they tossed away their marriage opportunities, discovered that they wouldn't be getting any more.
I kind of feel sorry for these ladies who have wasted their lives to satisfy someone else's ideology. As has been pointed out already, there's nothing left for them for the rest of their lives but a house with 47 cats.
Nice work, Gloria.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2015 04:50 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (oDCMR)
Lions should have won that game.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:51 PM (dFi94)
So you are saying that her future is going to be in collecting pussy one way or another?
She gets to choose between toxoplasmosis and 1001 frozen pops with a gal that looks like a trucker.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 05, 2015 04:51 PM (l/Pix)
Oh come on, Ace. The only reason I follow you on Twitter is because of the kitteh picts!
That box of kitties in the linked article is so adowwable.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 04:51 PM (IXrOn)
The male models in this mag make pajama boy look virile. This is what New York types probably view as the perfect man, wan, and fragile enough that he'd probably break if the woman got on top.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2015 04:43 PM (SZNyb)
What's up with guys shaving their chests now? I was getting a checkup and the nurse wrinkled her nose and made some deprecatory comment about my chest hair. I have real concerns about any guy who is sufficiently vain, and b) that much into fashion, as to do this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:51 PM (oKE6c)
"Looking for a man at this age is like seaching for a parking place in a huge lot where all the spaces are taken except the handicapped ones."
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 04:51 PM (1Y+hH)
Never.Gets.Old.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (ABcz/)
-----
That was....... disturbing.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 04:52 PM (NaV4z)
Depends on her age and if she insists on going dutch on other things. If she feels bitchy about it, let her pump the gas.
Then put on some Barry White for her to listen to when she gets back in and ask if she felt good at the pump.
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 04:52 PM (y2NZ3)
MORAL: Don't ignore sell-by dates, especially the one on your forehead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2015 04:53 PM (8ZskC)
Do I think it is suspicious in this year of The Optional Tackle and Flags for Everything that a DPI flag got picked up?
No, not at all.
But, more seriously- I've seen a ton of bad calls all over the place this year. Being an NFL ref has to be a very, very hard job. Additionally (and this has been true for the entire history of bad calls in football), any coach will tell you "we have to play better than the bad calls," which is to say: hey, sometimes a ref is going to blow a call. And, yes, that sucks in a close game. Which is a good reason to do your best to keep games from being that close."
So, no, I don't think anyone was "Out to get" the Lions. I think it was just a blown call.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:53 PM (kff5f)
IIRC, a eunuch who lost his lower bits after puberty is still capable of getting an erection with proper stimulation, so long as the penis isn't allowed to atrophy through lack of use.
That may be why Chinese eunuchs had it all removed, not just the testicles.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 05, 2015 04:53 PM (aLfY1)
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 04:16 PM (q5APL)
And they're all reporters on NPR.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 05, 2015 04:53 PM (HBAcW)
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 04:54 PM (tbkX7)
Posted by: flounder at January 05, 2015 04:54 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:51 PM (oKE6c)
Hair on the head is OK. Hair on the face OK if you are a male hipster.
Other body hair is gross unless it's growing out of a female armpit.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 04:54 PM (1Y+hH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kfsc825
Never.Gets.Old.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (ABcz/)
Funny but, missing a knitted hat.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 04:54 PM (XzRw1)
So they end up really wanting you, but also feel they HAVE to change you...
There was a show I used to hear advertised: "I love you, you're perfect, now change".
You suddenly become the forbidden fruit...
Which has led to stalking... and confrontations in bars... (I don't live in a big town... which is one reason I tend to date women from OUT of town).
Rules for self-preservation are important. Tsun Tsu stressed the importance of knowing your terrain.
I did the match.com thing a couple months ago until I get bored. I would like to thank the entire male gender for providing plenty of fodder for "I'm not that guy" stories.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 04:54 PM (JtwS4)
On the flip side, there's my son who can't find what he's looking for in a woman. He's a great catch, but he says all the girls out there are just full of silly nonsense.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:55 PM (dFi94)
I know too many women who grew up like this and still have no clue as to why they can't either get a date, or they end up breaking up eventually and are still single.
It's sad.
I never made lists of what I want or won't accept in a guy. So limiting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 04:56 PM (IXrOn)
Tell him to go to church. Sometimes you're just trading one type of nonsense for another, but the general nonsense ratio is lower in churches.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:56 PM (kff5f)
satisfy someone else's ideology. As has been pointed out already,
there's nothing left for them for the rest of their lives but a house
with 47 cats.
Not everyone wants to get married, or marry and have kids (which affects the timing), but yeah, for those women who have been told it's more important to get well-established in their career before attempting to find a husband, and then maybe consider kids later....? Well, let's just say the dating pool is only going to shrink, and there are no guarantees when it comes to fertility, so be sure you're happy with your priorities before expecting to easily find the perfect man when *you're* finally ready.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 04:56 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:55 PM (dFi94)
I'm not in the market for a woman, but I'm not surprised by his claim.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 04:57 PM (1Y+hH)
If that base premise is a lie... you will be unhappy trying to follow it...
Men and Women are NOT the same... we are both mentally and physically different... to try to make us the same flies in the face of reality...
Thus... making people unhappy.
We should CELEBRATE our differences... celebrate that evolution or God has granted us two different ways to solve problems, two different ways of looking at the world... two different sets of needs and desires...
Modern Liberalism is all based on false premises... thus making society LESS happy...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 04:57 PM (qh617)
roadkill doll
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/road-kill-kitty-303x360.jpg
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 04:57 PM (PtGcE)
>>NFL head of officials Dean Blandino said Monday that the non-call on pass interference against Detroit Lions tight end Brandon Pettigrew by Dallas Cowboys linebacker Anthony Hitchens was debatable, but holding definitely should have been called on the play.
http://tinyurl.com/m4zvxl6
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 04:57 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 05, 2015 04:57 PM (b6koZ)
Tell him to go to church. Sometimes you're just trading one type of nonsense for another, but the general nonsense ratio is lower in churches.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:56 PM (kff5f)
He's on the worship team at church. Still no luck. I think he's too picky.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 04:58 PM (dFi94)
I know someone personally so "whipped" by his gf that I feel so sorry for him. He doesn't know it, and cannot have the freedom he deserves.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 04:58 PM (IXrOn)
If you change, they will divorce you.
If you don't change, they will nag you.
It's OK, I chose the nagging and it's all good now.
I'm deaf.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 04:58 PM (1Y+hH)
By definition.
If that base premise is a lie... you will be unhappy trying to follow it...
Eventually, certainly. That or you will abandon the false philosophy.
Modern Liberalism is all based on false premises... thus making society LESS happy...
Remember that Modern Liberalism is rooted in Communist thought, and you'll see that's part of the point. Content, to say nothing of "happy," people don't revolt. And Communism is all about the revolution.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (kff5f)
What's up with guys shaving their chests now?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 04:51 PM (oKE6c)
Hair on the head is OK. Hair on the face OK if you are a male hipster.
Other body hair is gross unless it's growing out of a female armpit.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 04:54 PM (1Y+hH)
..............................
What about my nose?
Posted by: Big Mooch at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (0LHZx)
Playing thru a blown call and winning is for closers.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 05:00 PM (xqxYO)
...
That said, I do get sad sometimes. Like, a lot of sometimes.
Posted by: Lonely Spinster Feminist at January 05, 2015 05:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: NCKate at January 05, 2015 05:00 PM (76Tbt)
That's funny. But true. Most of these skinny, scruffy guys who carry an air of arrogance even though they've accomplished zero are packing serious heat....
Posted by: Sock at January 05, 2015 05:00 PM (V1XIT)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (88xKn)
Yeah, the guitar playing drum banging gospel singing guys.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2015 05:00 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: grammie winger
I've seen that a lot at churches, from both men a women. Some think they'll hold out a bit and be rewarded with a perfect mate.
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:00 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: 2L at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (TaO1J)
Posted by: dantesed at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (88xKn)
********
Yes. They wear helmets and pads.... the whole 9 yards
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Big Mooch at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (wAQA5)
Hey Vern, pass me that machete, willya?
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (1Y+hH)
for suitors. So she could get married pretty much any time she wanted.
Not so for many of her followers, who once they tossed away their
marriage opportunities, discovered that they wouldn't be getting any
more.
I kind of feel sorry for these ladies who have wasted their
lives to satisfy someone else's ideology. As has been pointed out
already, there's nothing left for them for the rest of their lives but a
house with 47 cats.
I was in Berkeley during the first malignant flower of feminism, when we were blamed, all the time, for anything and everything, including any lousy weather. A lot of women in Berkeley made a point of crapping all over (white) guys. Black guys were, of course, A-OK, as their commitment to feminism is well-known.
Fast forward 20 years. I'd left, but a buddy of mine from when we were both single was telling me that a lot of fish were suddenly deciding that they could now see their way clear to accepting having a bicycle around ... only to find no one was interested. Guys their own age were chasing women who were younger, and less hassle, and couldn't be bothered. My buddy was pretty pleased by the whole development.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (oKE6c)
----
Pro tip to the young single guys out there......
If you meet or are dating on of these ladies..... run .... do not walk to the nearest exit.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (NaV4z)
Give your woman a nice smack on the ass at least once a day if you can. Trust me, it goes a long way.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 05, 2015 05:02 PM (aH5Wv)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 05:02 PM (y2NZ3)
By that time, most men have already had all of the kids they want.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 05:02 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Ike Turner, Feminist at January 05, 2015 05:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 05:03 PM (jucos)
I've always wondered if the horror stories used to regulate the crap out of that was more about cutting out the competition...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 05, 2015 05:03 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Feh at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (y2NZ3)
If they can play their way out of a wet paper bag, they are likely dopehead musician atheists who need another easy gig on an off day.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (NaV4z)
You left out the part about pulling your coat over your head as you run for the door.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (oKE6c)
One of the amusing parts of getting older is having ex-girlfriends who dumped you years ago putting out feelers seeing if you want to get together when them again.
After all, it's you or the cats...
Posted by: Terribly Old at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (Mrl1e)
____________
That's not really fair. I didn't have have kids until my mid 30s. I didn't even think I wanted kids until around 31, 32. Women shouldn't be held to a different standard.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 05:05 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 05, 2015 05:05 PM (nGaMY)
----
Pro tip to the young single guys out there......
If you meet or are dating on of these ladies..... run .... do not walk to the nearest exit.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (NaV4z)
What's that saying.... something like..
Men marry women hoping they will never change...
Women marry Men for the Man she can change him into?
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 05:05 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Human Biology and Fertility at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (ZPrif)
Protip: Shaving of junk is an area of acquired skill.Assume you do not have that skill at first.
Posted by: the guy with a six inch scar on his scrotum at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (zxQ4h)
True alphas have a quiet confidence about them. Women are drawn to them. Yes, having money helps you get laid;but if you're a true alpha, it's not a requirement.
Having a big dick helps because usually guys with big dicks are more confident.There's an innate swagger that's not fake like with most guys.Most betas pretending to be alphas....
Posted by: Sock at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (V1XIT)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (Sd++4)
Yeah, sure, we'd get along swell. But unlike a feminist, I wouldn't want a clone of myself as a mate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (PtGcE)
If it's a judgemental, nitpicking scold, she's got more obstacles in her way than she realizes.
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (MMC8r)
Tell us more.
Posted by: Jerry Springer at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (8ZskC)
--
A woman hits thirty and pregnancy risks go way up.
Hit 35 and she's in high-risk pregnancy age.
Biology is a beyotch.
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (zOTsN)
Well, at least they were honest.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (I8YZX)
Women marry Men for the Man she can change him into?
Bingo. My serious relationships, including marriage, have been with women who think I'm a good fixer-upper.
I'm not.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (JtwS4)
Fair has nothing to do with it. Female fertility declines rapidly after 30 and all those fancy smancy fertility treatments have depressingly low success rates.
We should be honest with women about this so they can make educated decisions.
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (tbkX7)
I mean use those exact words.
Then see what happens.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (0HooB)
281 You know what would be cool? WARSHIP TEAM!!!
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (MNq6o)
Yep.... used to be on one...
Boarding Parties.... Destroyers... nuff said...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 05:08 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 05:08 PM (UzPAd)
The Left tells us that such things are unpossible.
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 05:08 PM (MMC8r)
One of the amusing parts of getting older is having ex-girlfriends who dumped you years ago putting out feelers seeing if you want to get together when them again.
--
Don't forget to ask them if their gag reflex has improved.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 05, 2015 05:08 PM (aH5Wv)
I'm not.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (JtwS4)
----
Watch it buster.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:08 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: tu301 at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (PXU5j)
didn't even think I wanted kids until around 31, 32. Women shouldn't be
held to a different standard.
Biological differences between the sexes aren't fair. No amount of feminist outrage is going to change that. And even if you use some other method - donor egg, surrogate, etc. - can't imagine it would be all that much fun chasing a toddler around the house in your late 40's/early 50's.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (zOTsN)
Hit 35 and she's in high-risk pregnancy age.
Biology is a beyotch.
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (cbfNE)
___________
Right. I said mid 30s. My sister just had a kid at 35. It took her until about 30 to figure out what she wanted to do with her life. It would have been a huge mistake for her to get married at 25, have a few kids. She made the right decision waiting.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 04:49 PM (oDCMR)
--------------------------------------------
A good team can overcome a bad call, no matter what it is. I've seen it done over and over and over again.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: Jane58
Probably be the only 'man' at the wedding.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (TIgJq)
Watch it buster.....
Heh. I was hoping you weren't in this thread so I could just use the phrase as it applies to me.
I'll rephrase. I have many Wonderful Traits and a handful of Bad Traits. They all thought they could reform me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 05:11 PM (JtwS4)
Hit 35 and she's in high-risk pregnancy age.
Biology is a beyotch.
This.
Which is not to say you can't, or necessarily shouldn't, have kids post-35. Just be aware that a) you may not be able to and b) if you do, you and the baby run much, much higher risks.
And I don't think anyone is "judging" people making their own choices. What we're complaining/laughing about is people who demand that reality comport itself to their desires, so that their choices have no negative consequences.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 05:08 PM (MMC8r)
----
Can some one explain to me why the Left.... simultaneously.... hold the propositions that gender is a social construct and not rooted at all in biology..... but the gays are definitely born that way...
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:11 PM (NaV4z)
You get used to it. Just watch out for the parents.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 05, 2015 05:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (ABcz/)
________
Again. I said mid 30s, ie the kid would be close to finishing high school by early 50s.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:11 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: alexthechick
A weapon worthy of our Queen: http://tinyurl.com/pl6ycy4
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 05, 2015 05:12 PM (bRPUY)
but my middle child has autism and I wonder if delaying pregnancy had something to do with it. I will always wonder
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: the guy with a six inch scar on his scrotum at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (zxQ4h)
However.....
I also suggest that you not outsource this task.
It's not like painting a house.
Just suck it up and do the damage quickly.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: the guy with massive scar tissue damage on his scrotum at January 05, 2015 05:12 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 05:10 PM (ABcz/)
It's different, I suspect, in your 40s than in your 20s. But I wouldn't call it devoid of fun. Tiring, yes. #2 on the way within the week.
Posted by: flounder at January 05, 2015 05:13 PM (FHh8u)
about 30 to figure out what she wanted to do with her life. It would
have been a huge mistake for her to get married at 25, have a few kids.
She made the right decision waiting.
No one is saying 30 is too old - look at the feminists like Steinhem and Dowd. .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 05:13 PM (ABcz/)
Hit 35 and she's in high-risk pregnancy age.
Biology is a beyotch.
That's why it sucks for guys to get past that point--if they date women who still have decent fertile years, folks sneer at the age gap, especially if it's wide enough.
Whole bloody thing's a Charlie Foxtrot from first to last.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 05, 2015 05:13 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:12 PM (zOTsN)
The incidence does, indeed climb. However the most reliable indicator is the father's age at conception - not the mother's.
Which is why, sadly, there will be no more Little Bannions.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:14 PM (V+kmg)
Women marry Men for the Man she can change him into?
Bingo. My serious relationships, including marriage, have been with women who think I'm a good fixer-upper.
I'm not.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (JtwS4)
I'm 55.... and raised my kids as a fulltime single parent... having been divorced for 22 years and never remarried.
I'm VERY up front when dating.... this is who I am... deal with it... or there's the door.
Yet somehow I seem to do pretty well on the dating scene...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 05:14 PM (qh617)
Someone once said that women don't really want to talk. They just want to hear their own words in a lower voice.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2015 05:14 PM (I8YZX)
** Yes I know everyone here has an example of 2 people who got married at 18 and were married for 60 years. But today's 22 year old is the equivalent of yesterday's 15 year old when comparing maturity and emotional age speaking
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:14 PM (0LHZx)
They hold whatever position is currently convenient for the purpose of undermining the foundations of Western Civilization.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:14 PM (kff5f)
Hit 35 and she's in high-risk pregnancy age.
Biology is a beyotch.
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (cbfN
The incidence of birth defects as a function of mother's age is a perfect exponential. All those ova have been sitting around since the mother's birth, more and more of them getting fried by cosmic rays.
All that quite apart from the physical demands of giving birth.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:15 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (zOTsN)
That's great, and, this will sound callous, but I hope that she is fulfilled with one child because that may be all she's able to have.
There's the idea that you can marry at 30 and start having kids on your mid 30s and still have two or three kids. It just doesn't always work like that. Secondary infertility is heartbreaking and often happens when women had no trouble at all conceiving the first time.
If we're honest, you can marry in your late 20s and still have two kids if you start having them at 30. If you go much later than that, your decision may be made for you by an uncooperative body.
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (tbkX7)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
But.....isn't that the whole point of liberalism??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (V+kmg)
--
Don't forget to ask them if their gag reflex has improved."
Nah, I just make a casual reference to my beautiful, much younger wife.
Tee-hee.
Posted by: Terribly Old at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (Mrl1e)
They won't.
Posted by: CM at January 05, 2015 05:17 PM (0NdlF)
Your hypothetical 22 year old is a f***ing paragon compared to most of the twentysomethings out there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 05, 2015 05:17 PM (DT3rQ)
The biggest advantage Mrs. Tenther and I have (when we survey those our age around us) is that we were very honest about who we were and what we wanted when we first started dating.
Sometimes, we'll remind each other with a "I don't do subtle, I don't do hints. If you want me to know something, just say it." (Okay, I say that more often than she does. Still...)
You're never going to change anyone. About the most you can do- if that person loves you enough- is to be the catalyst which triggers them to change themselves. But setting out to change someone just leads to disappointment.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:17 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Big Mooch at January 05, 2015 04:59 PM (wAQA5)
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/84503?promo=search
please
use it
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 05:18 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (V+kmg)
Yes. Which is why I alternately complain and laugh about liberalism pretty constantly.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (kff5f)
Plus those little critters are, shall we say, labor intensive. I really don't know how decidedly single mothers do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: forgotten in closet, Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (l1zOH)
A woman hits thirty and pregnancy risks go way up.
Hit 35 and she's in high-risk pregnancy age.
Biology is a beyotch.
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 05:07 PM (cbfNE)
My wife and I had a hard time getting pregnant, it took 10 years and two different Dr. I really wish we changed Dr's earlier. The one was just soaking us for money, changed Docs and bam she was pregnant.
The second Dr made us go to a talk given by thier lab tech, he gave numbers on how after age 28 the chances of getting pregnant drop below 50% so if you use a young woman's eggs you automatically have over a 50% chance of getting pregnant if you go that way and if you use your own they give you your chances based on age. The Lab keeps thier own stats on how well they do compared to the national average.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (b6koZ)
still have two kids if you start having them at 30. If you go much later
than that, your decision may be made for you by an uncooperative body.
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (tbkX7)
Clearly we need programs and education to raise the body's awareness. /liberal
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (oKE6c)
Pointless. All that time spent finding oneself is wasted. Then you'll get replaced by all the people who don't do that and do more than replacement reproducing.
Posted by: CM at January 05, 2015 05:20 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 05:20 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
My wife and I have been discussing this lately. Not many teens getting jobs these days, even in summer. The schoolwork is everything. Sports and clubs and homework are seen as the way to get into college. It's all they or their parents push. It's like the kid was born for college and that's it. It dampens the maturing process you get from real work and the responsibilities of a job.
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:20 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (kff5f)
Most libs I know are people 10-15 years younger then me. So when they come out their weekly liberal cliche, I always look at them, chuckle, and then say, "Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer too"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (V+kmg)
gotta love chicks who stick out their tongues for pics
check out the caboose on this one:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/smoot11-725909.jpg
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (PtGcE)
There's the idea that you can marry at 30 and start having kids on your mid 30s and still have two or three kids. It just doesn't always work like that. Secondary infertility is heartbreaking and often happens when women had no trouble at all conceiving the first time.
If we're honest, you can marry in your late 20s and still have two kids if you start having them at 30. If you go much later than that, your decision may be made for you by an uncooperative body.
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (tbkX7)
___________
Not callous at all. She only wants 1 kid and so does her husband. Not everyone wants a ton of kids. They both make a lot of money, they can provide the kid with everything she will need and they're happy.
10 years ago my sister was a basket case basically still living off my parents, while working $10/hr jobs. She got her act together, went back to school, got an MBA, got serious about her career. They own a home that's north of $1M.
You tell me....what kid will have a better life? The one born when she was 35, or the one that would have been born at 25?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (V+kmg)
Yes. Which is why I alternately complain and laugh about liberalism pretty constantly.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (kff5f)
Isn't liberalism pretty much a euphemism for a particularly difficult and protracted childhood?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (oKE6c)
They don't. See St. Trayvon.
Posted by: CM at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:16 PM (zOTsN)
That's not necessarily true.
Statistics describe populations, not individuals.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (Zu3d9)
'We Have a Brand!'
Martin Luther King Jr.'s heirs seem more interested in money than in his message.
By
John Fund
National Review
The Oprah's movie Selma forbidden to use MLK quotes.
I love this kind of leftist shit.
LOL
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 05, 2015 05:22 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 05:22 PM (/aRVf)
Let's see... I'm 35, and I'll be married 11 years this year.
So I was engaged ~11 years ago, putting me at the ripe old age of 24. In your 20s, 2 years is not *that* big of a difference.
If someone is ready to get married, they're ready to get married. Now your particular family member may not have the needed maturity, but that's not a safe blanket statement on all 22 yr olds.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:22 PM (kff5f)
My grandmother had my mother when she was 45 in 1928 (!). She thought she was going into menopause, and it was sort of an embarrassment at the time according to my mother.
my point is the pregnancy isn't the thing
the baby is
there is no doubt the risks to the baby go up with age
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: forgotten in closet, Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness at January 05, 2015 05:19 PM (l1zOH)
::: fist bump :::
Hang tough. She HAS to take you to MoMees just to be able to be seen.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:22 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: maddogg at January 05, 2015 05:23 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (6um35)
Sex is a very nice thing......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:23 PM (Zu3d9)
me. So when they come out their weekly liberal cliche, I always look
at them, chuckle, and then say, "Yeah, I remember when I had my first
beer too"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (V+kmg)
I once looked at one after such a pronouncement, and said, "You're going to make a fine adult."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:23 PM (oKE6c)
still have two kids if you start having them at 30. If you go much later
than that, your decision may be made for you by an uncooperative body.
I work with lots of people who are in 2-PhD couples. The birth rate is startlingly low, and extremely distressing if you think that IQ is at least modestly inheritable.
Posted by: pep at January 05, 2015 05:23 PM (4nR9/)
deletes
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 05:23 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Whoa! I say, I say now hoooold on 'dere boy!
Next thing you'll be tellin' me is that correlation is not causation!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:24 PM (V+kmg)
You read AOSHQ.
Your life is ruined.
QED
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2015 05:24 PM (l1zOH)
The late Coretta Scott King was known in Atlanta as "Coretta Scott Bling" due to the kinds of royalties she's get for the use of MLK's image.
It's not like her kids have fallen far from the tree.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 05, 2015 05:24 PM (l/Pix)
many teens getting jobs these days, even in summer. The schoolwork is
everything. Sports and clubs and homework are seen as the way to get
into college. It's all they or their parents push. It's like the kid was
born for college and that's it. It dampens the maturing process you get
from real work and the responsibilities of a job.
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:20 PM (MNq6o)
That's a bit of a sore point in Chez Guevara just now, in fact.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (Opyrm)
That's what I'd expect a renowned anti-semite to say.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (kff5f)
Erections cause rapes.
Gasoline causes traffic accidents.
Speaking English causes heart disease.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:20 PM (MNq6o)
---
100 years ago, 15 year olds were getting married, having families and running their own farms or starting their own businesses.
I think to great degree ..... we are infantilizing an entire generation, or three, of Americans.
As an example..... I just picked up one of my deers from an Amish butcher in southern Missouri. A boy and what Im assuming was his sister or his female cousin were "running" the place on a busy Saturday. They were taking orders, collecting payment, scheduling processing, solving problems, answering the phones.
All with a smile. All with professionalism and pride in their family business. I never saw an "adult" the entire time I was in there. But those two kids were more adult than most adults I know.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:26 PM (NaV4z)
There's one King offspring who speaks truth to power and has said that the most dangerous place for a black child is in the womb (because of the high abortion rate) - is it a daughter or maybe a niece?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 05:26 PM (ABcz/)
the stupidest thing you'll see all day, courtesy of the wacky japanese, of course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 05:26 PM (PtGcE)
If someone is ready to get married, they're ready to get married. Now your particular family member may not have the needed maturity, but that's not a safe blanket statement on all 22 yr olds.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:22 PM (kff5f)
__________
Fair enough. Everyone's different. Looking back when I was 22 - not THAT long ago - the idea of marriage was alien. I had just finished college. I hadn't lived at all. And by 30 I was a much different person, than I was at 22. Not better or worse just different. And that's why I think everyone needs to live life during their 20s before committing to anyone person and even more importantly before having kids.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:26 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 05:26 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: maddogg at January 05, 2015 05:27 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)
I am confident that I know which side of that argument you are on.
By the way, it will continue through college.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Gasoline causes traffic accidents.
Speaking English causes heart disease.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (Zu3d9)
No, wait...don't tell me...
1. Salon
2. Vox
3. Slate
Oh! Oh! Oh! No! Wait!!! I need to change my answer!
They're all from Vox - aren't they?!?!??!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:27 PM (V+kmg)
That's good, and it sounds like they understood their situation well. That's very different than a woman who wants to have the 2.5 children waiting to marry her long term boyfriend because they've been told not to get married "too early".
That's putting your life on hold and potentially destroying your chances for your ideal family.
That's what we're saying. Don't tell young women they can "have it all" if they wait to marry. They may have a very happy fulfilled life, like your sister, but that at not be the life they hope for and it's not fair to them to hoodwink them into a potentially hurtful situation.
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 05:28 PM (tbkX7)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:28 PM (zOTsN)
She finally showed up at one and all the groupies were beside themselves as they realized there was no hope. They went on and on about how good looking she is.
I didn't bother to tell them she's 7 years younger than I am, and about that much younger than most of them.
Plus, less mileage.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 05:28 PM (1Y+hH)
I have a feeling, given how old Dowd is, that she can sure produce some hairballs down there.
I seriously doubt she is into Brazilian.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 05, 2015 05:28 PM (l/Pix)
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:28 PM (MNq6o)
Which, oddly enough, seems to be the world that they (and their allies) seem to be campaigning for, nonstop.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (4S5jY)
No shit. Mumsy Dearest had me unexpectedly when she was 44.
I was lucky not to have any problems such as Down's, hydrocephalia or any of the other problems associated with that late of a pregnancy, especially back then (and yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on). When I read about them, I feel sorta fortunate that she only smoked and drank whilst pregnant with me.
My stupidity is self-inflicted. Mostly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (0HooB)
They showed a clip of those jerkoffs interrupting brunch or the similar assholes ruining the WW2 vets ceremony. After I think it was Bolling who said this is representative of the left and Bob got all in tizzy claiming that it wasn't.
What a lying sack of shit he is.
Posted by: thathalfrican at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:27 PM (V+kmg)
Hell no!
It's a drinking game I play with an old friend. It works best with old Zinfandels. But Single Malts work well too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Good point.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Jen at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (msAGT)
which is more important. I might have grown into the role of parent but he will never outgrow autism, no matter what Jenny McCarthy says
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:30 PM (zOTsN)
You're never going to change anyone. About the most you can do- if that person loves you enough- is to be the catalyst which triggers them to change themselves. But setting out to change someone just leads to disappointment.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:17 PM (kff5f)
My pet peeve are game players. I like the straight forward approach too. I'm not easily offended.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 05:30 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)
A friend of my wife's came over last weekend, and she was talking about trying to get her kid into college. I held my tongue (for the sake of marital tranquility), but really wanted to say- "You know what? College is not the be-all, end-all of opportunity. I don't have a degree. This house you're visiting? Yeah, my salary pays for it. And those two cars outside. And the food we eat."
But I didn't.
It distresses me greatly that society has decided that you *must* enter the "grown-up world" with tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of dollars in debt. That's a complete reversal from earlier times when people married later as well- not to get a degree, but instead to make sure they could afford to get married and have a household.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:30 PM (kff5f)
Where is the Left condemning it?
I only hear them criticizing cops turning their back on Di Scumbag.
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (MMC8r)
Good point.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (ABcz/)
Hey..... wait a minute...
Posted by: Bridezilla at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (qh617)
----
Someone needs to remind Bob his thoughts on those "dangerous, violent, teabaggers" and point out that the left acts alot more teabaggerish than teabaggers do.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (kHw1D)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Oh....speaking of zin, I meant to tell you back in October when I got back from Napa.....
Two words: Robert. Sinskey.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (V+kmg)
Jenny McCarthy is an imbecile. Ignore anything she says.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:26 PM (NaV4z)
Wait, wait, wait...Answering phones?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Alimony at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (vgIRn)
By the way, it will continue through college.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah, you know me too well.
It's not even an issue for the one in high school. It's an issue for the one who just started college, and who apparently hadn't given it a thought until I brought it up. He seems to think he can show up here in June and start looking and have a non-zero chance of finding anything. Mom is focused on him doing well in college, but of course, that doesn't really bear on this issue as I see it.
He's a great kid, and not lazy, but still a bit wet, which is what I hope to do something about, preferably without generating too much uproar on the home front.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 05:32 PM (Hb9w3)
Posted by: maddogg at January 05, 2015 05:32 PM (xWW96)
Jenny McCarthy is an imbecile. Ignore anything she says.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (sj3Ax)
______________
And Travolta, he of "carpet shampoo gave my kid autism" wisdom.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:32 PM (0LHZx)
Start with the Kennedys, and go down the list.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 05, 2015 05:32 PM (BxB4b)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at January 05, 2015 05:26 PM (PtGcE)
---------------------------------------------
You have way too much time on your hands.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 05:33 PM (/aRVf)
YMMV.
Got decent dates off eharmony but few relationships. Met my wife after about a year on Match.
Timing is everything, especially on sites like eHarmony where they control who your matches are instead of letting each side search for potentials.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 05, 2015 05:33 PM (l/Pix)
The math simply doesn't support getting a degree unless a few conditions are met....
Appropriate major. In-state tuition. Finish on time.
Of course if mom and dad are paying...all bets are off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:33 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:34 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: MUMR at January 05, 2015 05:34 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at January 05, 2015 05:25 PM (Opyrm)
Not to be joking, you should try a filipina match making site. You can find a traditional Catholic, educated and speaks English, and they are smoking hot
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 05, 2015 05:34 PM (b6koZ)
But what would I know.
Posted by: CAC at January 05, 2015 05:34 PM (NBAWC)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN)
miracle when you consider the billions of things that could go wrong.
Sometimes things you'd never even considered.
Posted by: Pajama Boy's Parents at January 05, 2015 05:35 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 05:36 PM (tbkX7)
I don't care what any celebrity says about health or politics. They try to stay relevant by sayng things. Who cares what they say?
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 05:36 PM (sj3Ax)
As easy as it theoretically is to make them, every kid is a fucking
miracle when you consider the billions of things that could go wrong.
Sometimes things you'd never even considered.
Don't get me started.
Posted by: MUMR's Parents at January 05, 2015 05:36 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Alimony at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (vgIRn)
---
Yup. Depending on the sect.... technology can be used, and is encouraged, in business.
Mennonites are the best example of this.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 05:36 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: The Deltas at January 05, 2015 05:37 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 05:37 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2015 05:37 PM (l1zOH)
Good luck. I tried and had absolutely miserable luck with match.com.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 05:31 PM (kHw1D
I think the key to Internet dating, is not to invest too much into any single 'chat' with someone...
Meet EARLY for 1 drink.... and see where it goes from there.
If they are hesitant to meet? Bail.
If they insist on more than a single drink? Bail.
Make it somewhere public... but not loud...
The internet dating thing gets you to that first meet... but its a whole new ballgame from there...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 05:37 PM (qh617)
White Space Brunch venues after "the Negroes stole their dates".
Chuckle
Posted by: pep at January 05, 2015 05:37 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: MUMR at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (kHw1D)
CAC I get delighted every time I think about your blessed event
I truly do. Children are miracles.
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (zOTsN)
Appropriate major. In-state tuition. Finish on time.
Of course if mom and dad are paying...all bets are off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:33 PM (Zu3d9)
______________
There was a study recently that said the median income of 25-32 year olds with a degree was $17K higher than for those w/o a degree.
For a 40 year career that's a hell of a lot more money than the cost of college. Even at $50K a year, the ROI is positive....very positive.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (0LHZx)
White Space Brunch venues after "the Negroes stole their dates".
Heh.
Posted by: Egg Whites at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (MNq6o)
No thanks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (kHw1D)
Yeah, but were the kids hot?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: CM at January 05, 2015 05:39 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 05:37 PM (qh617)
I couldn't even get to that one date. I got no responses.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 05:39 PM (kHw1D)
http://bit.ly/1Bs7P4D
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 05:39 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 05:36 PM (sj3Ax)
________
I agree. They do a lot of harm because LIVs listen to this shit and think carpet shampoo causes autism or other insane theories.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 05:39 PM (0LHZx)
Exactly.
The problem with much of the younger generation is they think they can get their fuzzy studies degree and then just go get a job.
Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
If you "don't know what I want to do with my life," go get a semi-professional job. Bank Teller. Tech Support. Whatever. Make some money (not much, admittedly, but you can probably find a roommate to help with rent so you can move out of mom and dad's basement), and get some real experience.
The colleges will still be there when you've decided what you want to do.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:39 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: MUMR at January 05, 2015 05:40 PM (MMC8r)
Do you own multiple firearms?
Do you kill animals with above firearms?
Did you serve in the military as something other than a JAGOFF?
Do you believe in the Constitution and have you been washed in the blood of your founders?
And finally, do you believe in a real GOD?
If your prospect answers yes to any of the above, pass him by.
Normal women? You have yourself a winner!
Posted by: Eromero at January 05, 2015 05:40 PM (go5uR)
So all those OWS types asking for student debt forgiveness were set for life?
Posted by: CM at January 05, 2015 05:40 PM (0NdlF)
I don't care what any celebrity says about health or politics. They try to stay relevant by sayng things. Who cares what they say?
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 05:36 PM (sj3Ax)
I guess I should rethink hiring Lindsay Lohan as my life coach?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 05, 2015 05:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 05, 2015 05:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2015 05:40 PM (l1zOH)
Luckily, there was this cute girl who was in the same training class I was at a job I got...
Whoever said "don't date anyone from work" didn't think about the fact you spend about half your life there, or with people from there.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 05:41 PM (kff5f)
I dumped her immediately. I told her that I do not allow anyone to order me around.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at January 05, 2015 05:41 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: MUMR at January 05, 2015 05:42 PM (MMC8r)
One of the amusing parts of getting older is having ex-girlfriends who dumped you years ago putting out feelers seeing if you want to get together when them again.
After all, it's you or the cats...
Posted by: Terribly Old at January 05, 2015 05:04 PM (Mrl1e)
Even worse, the ones who flat-out kicked you to the curb, or if they were nicer about it, banished you to the friend-zone without so much as letting you nibble an earlobe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 05:43 PM (TIIx5)
Can't fight ecology and evolution.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 05, 2015 05:44 PM (ir3Yt)
Not to be joking, you should try a filipina match making site. You can
find a traditional Catholic, educated and speaks English, and they are
smoking hot."
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 05, 2015 05:34 PM (b6koZ)
I knew two guys that married 'one of those' at our work. Both were bitches on wheels when they got to the USA. Only interest they had in the guys, was waiting outside the company door on for their payday checks.
Posted by: Kafiroon at January 05, 2015 05:44 PM (oOXKj)
You should marry BCochran......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2015 05:44 PM (Zu3d9)
curb, or if they were nicer about it, banished you to the friend-zone
without so much as letting you nibble an earlobe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
What's weird are the ones who act like that and then get interested when they find out you're engaged. It's like they don't trust their own judgement at all and go for a guy who's been chosen.
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:46 PM (MNq6o)
No thanks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (kHw1D)
And all we found were dudes with androgynous names.
Posted by: Divorced women with two kids at January 05, 2015 05:46 PM (vgIRn)
I saw Twisted Sister beat up Sisterboy and take their amplifiers.
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2015 05:47 PM (Ua6T/)
Protip: Shaving of junk is an area of acquired skill.Assume you do not have that skill at first.
Posted by: the guy with a six inch scar on his scrotum at January 05, 2015 05:06 PM (zxQ4h)
..........................
Every time I try that I never finish... the shaving that is.
Posted by: the guy singing in the shower at January 05, 2015 05:47 PM (wAQA5)
No thanks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 05, 2015 05:38 PM (kHw1D)
And all we found were dudes with androgynous names.
Posted by: Divorced women with two kids
All of our customers are effing malcontents!
Posted by: Match.com Executives at January 05, 2015 05:47 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:49 PM (MNq6o)
413 "
Not to be joking, you should try a filipina match making site. You can
find a traditional Catholic, educated and speaks English, and they are
smoking hot."
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 05, 2015 05:34 PM (b6koZ)
I knew two guys that married 'one of those' at our work. Both were bitches on wheels when they got to the USA. Only interest they had in the guys, was waiting outside the company door on for their payday checks.
Posted by: Kafiroon at January 05, 2015 05:44 PM (oOXKj)
...........................
Reminds of a show I saw on TLC: 90 Day Fiance. There's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 05:55 PM (wAQA5)
What's weird are the ones who act like that and then get interested when they find out you're engaged. It's like they don't trust their own judgement at all and go for a guy who's been chosen.
Posted by: Dang at January 05, 2015 05:46 PM (MNq6o)
An old buddy of mine (aggressively single) used to go bar-hopping while wearing a wedding band he picked up at a pawn shop. Swore that it nearly doubled his success rate.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 06:02 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: PJ at January 05, 2015 06:16 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: petunia at January 05, 2015 06:20 PM (M1eBo)
"This author
really wants a girlfriend with junk. I don't know of a single guy who
wants a boyfriend without the package, but I'm sure they exist."
Posted by: biancaneve at January 05, 2015 06:28 PM (6Turu)
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