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Harvard Liberal Arts Faculty Freaks the F**k Out Over Obamacare Changes to their Health Insurance That They Themselves Agitated For
This will give you a weeping shadenboner and the extra weeping is for extra sexy.
WASHINGTON -- For years, Harvard's experts on health economics and policy have advised presidents and Congress on how to provide health benefits to the nation at a reasonable cost. But those remedies will now be applied to the Harvard faculty, and the professors are in an uproar. Members of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences, the heart of the 378-year-old university, voted overwhelmingly in November to oppose changes that would require them and thousands of other Harvard employees to pay more for health care. The university says the increases are in part a result of the Obama administration’s Affordable Care Act, which many Harvard professors championed. ... "Harvard is a microcosm of what's happening in health care in the country," said David M. Cutler, a health economist at the university who was an adviser to President Obama's 2008 campaign. But only up to a point: Professors at Harvard have until now generally avoided the higher expenses that other employers have been passing on to employees. That makes the outrage among the faculty remarkable, Mr. Cutler said, because "Harvard was and remains a very generous employer."Indeed, that makes this all underpants-stretching remarkable.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2015 01:06 PM (4+IgA)
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Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 01:09 PM (NeFrd)
However, I think Ad Sense should reconsider their ad microtargeting strategy in light of this post.
I'm BACK baby!!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:09 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 05, 2015 01:09 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2015 01:09 PM (KFdZd)
They will blame the insurance industry, the health care industry, the drug manufacturers, the rich doctors, the GOP, the tea party, income inequality, capitalism. They will blame everyone else, every thing except the one thing that causes the problem; their ideology, and the man who represents that ideology.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 05, 2015 01:09 PM (KvPZ4)
Let them be upset. Maybe they'll think twice before voting for next D. I know it's doubtful, but I'm glad they aren't happy.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 01:09 PM (sj3Ax)
Up against the wall, motherfucker! That's what you douchebags chanted 40 years ago, right?
(Trying to outs without quote marks, per pixy)
Posted by: wooga at January 05, 2015 01:10 PM (Rg/iI)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 05, 2015 01:10 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: rd at January 05, 2015 01:10 PM (k19Aq)
Ever notice how with liberals it's always god enough for everyone else.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2015 01:10 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: HH at January 05, 2015 01:10 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 05, 2015 01:10 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:11 PM (K4YiS)
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Posted by: wooga at January 05, 2015 01:11 PM (Rg/iI)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2015 01:10 PM (GGCsk)
Do tell.
Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky at January 05, 2015 01:11 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 01:11 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 05, 2015 01:12 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lauren at January 05, 2015 01:12 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: wooga at January 05, 2015 01:12 PM (Rg/iI)
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2015 01:13 PM (km0GY)
Posted by: Chupacabras at January 05, 2015 01:13 PM (V40IZ)
And they think the rest of the country cares?
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 05, 2015 01:13 PM (UhRGU)
And offer a God damn striking alternative.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 05, 2015 01:13 PM (q5APL)
http://tinyurl.com/o6zoenp
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 01:13 PM (XUKZU)
Not as high quality as skittle pooping unicorn tears, but good in a pinch. Combine them with powdered hen's teeth and you will scarcely notice a difference.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2015 01:13 PM (yRwC8)
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Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 01:14 PM (6um35)
Posted by: BewareFreeSushi at January 05, 2015 01:14 PM (+AYuW)
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:14 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Inspector Renault at January 05, 2015 01:14 PM (qcrmQ)
That's putting the cart before the horse.
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2015 01:15 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Title IX lawsuits at January 05, 2015 01:15 PM (Spluw)
Play this record as frequently as possible.
Then, as it becomes easier for you, play the record once a day or as needed.
It feels good yeah
It feels good (da da da)
It feels good
It feels good
Posted by: Tony Toni Tone at January 05, 2015 01:15 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Hal at January 05, 2015 01:16 PM (hmPdt)
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:14 PM (K4YiS)
Not to mention the Viagra
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 05, 2015 01:16 PM (qcrmQ)
Posted by: zombie F.A. Hayek at January 05, 2015 01:16 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Bernie the bolshie luuvs the VA at January 05, 2015 01:17 PM (Spluw)
No one will blame Obama, the person, even as they blame 'Obamacare' the abstract and artifical construct.
They will blame the insurance industry, the health care industry,
the drug manufacturers, the rich doctors, the GOP, the tea party, income
inequality, capitalism. They will blame everyone else, every thing
except the one thing that causes the problem; their ideology, and the
man who represents that ideology.
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In short: They'll still be blaming people like me and you even as they're being lined up against the wall.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 05, 2015 01:17 PM (5yHi1)
"If the people bearing some of the costs of health care will put downwards pressure on health care spending, what would be the result of individuals having to pay a majority of the costs of health care? "
Discuss.
Posted by: Prof Obvious at January 05, 2015 01:17 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 05, 2015 01:17 PM (EBoCD)
Kill the humanities, anyone?
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 01:17 PM (b4b5c)
Insert Nelson saying 'ha-ha'. They thought they were exempt from what other people would suffer. They weren't.
Posted by: Lea - See you next year at January 05, 2015 01:17 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (qcrmQ)
Posted by: Harvard Professor at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (qh617)
"Harvard University: $203,000
The average full professor makes $203,000."
And they have the gall to complain!!
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (scgac)
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:14 PM (K4YiS)
I used to live in that neighborhood - right smack between harvard and MIT.
That's a little high for the profs. They're pulling down about $130K depending on seniority. Administrators are getting that $185K though. Oh yes, yes they are.
I think at some point they've made enough money, don't you? I know the Teh One agrees with me on that.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Schadenboners at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: maddogg at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (xWW96)
I read the article.
Thats alot of words for "I meant for those icky people out there. Not for US!!"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: duke at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: cheri at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (oiNtH)
"I wanted free health care in this country, I just didn't expect to pay for it!"
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (A98Xu)
The deductible for the plan is $250 a year. $250!!
My deductible is $5200 a year.
And they're complaining. FUCK OFF!!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
All true but the least of it.
The follly here is that they still will profess an undying love of the leviathan state. They may complain about the scales rubbing them the wrong way, but they are in love with the beast.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (HRlKD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (EBoCD)
Posted by: Hobson at January 05, 2015 01:20 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 01:20 PM (0FSuD)
My hatred - is tumescent.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (scgac)
Should we all now be required to post our schadenboner status in our hash?
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Schadenboner Status: Turgid at January 05, 2015 01:20 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Hal at January 05, 2015 01:16 PM (hmPdt)
People are complaining... but the MSM is not listening...
Its an 'old' story...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 01:20 PM (qh617)
I think at some point they've made enough money, don't you? I know the Teh One agrees with me on that.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:18 PM (6T8Ay)
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But whatever the salary is, most profs make a lot more on the side giving speeches, doing consulting work, etc.
I'd say the median total income for an MIT/Harvard prof is well north of $200K.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (NaV4z)
Plus book deals.
Plus generous benefits that would make a Senator blush.
etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (/aRVf)
In many states, consumers have complained about health plans that limit their choice of doctors and hospitals. Some Harvard employees have said they will gladly accept a narrower network of health care providers if it lowers their costs. But Harvard's ability to create such networks is complicated by the fact that some of Boston's best-known, most expensive hospitals are affiliated with Harvard Medical School. To create a network of high-value providers, Harvard would probably need to exclude some of its own teaching hospitals. or discourage their use.
That is just fantastic. I can't even explain to you how much giddiness I feel.
Though this is a close second:
"Harvard employees want access to everything," said Dr. Barbara J. McNeil, the head of the health care policy department at Harvard Medical School and a member of the benefits committee. "They don't want to be restricted in what institutions they can get care from."
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, MOTHERF***ERS!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: The first 2000 names in the Boston phone book at January 05, 2015 01:22 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 05, 2015 01:22 PM (t1dCc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 01:22 PM (0FSuD)
Where do you buy tax-free medicine? I would like some.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:22 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 01:22 PM (A98Xu)
No comments section. Bummer.
That would have a delicious read.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (NaV4z)
_____________
You think? It's the NY Times after all. Most comments would go like this...
If only racist Republicans would allow Obama to fully implement a European like health care system, none of this would be happening.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:23 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 05, 2015 01:23 PM (hslAc)
Mary D. Lewis, a professor who specializes in the history of modern France and has led opposition to the benefit changes, said they were tantamount to a pay cut. "Moreover," she said, "this pay cut will be timed to come at precisely the moment when you are sick, stressed or facing the challenges of being a new parent."
Interesting logic, Mary.
So every Harvard professor is about to become sick, stressed or a new parent Right Now?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 05, 2015 01:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 01:23 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Jerry Jeff Walker at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Barbie Doll at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (1puFP)
http://tinyurl.com/o6zoenp
Posted by: The Great White Snark
I'm loving the Advent Calendar!!! I am SO making one of those for next month...errr...year.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (08Znv)
I'd say the median total income for an MIT/Harvard prof is well north of $200K.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (0LHZx)
I dunno. Could be.
but see, the single most common and defining characteristic of Cambridge women (and some men) is a complete disdain for hair care products of any type. You know, like shampoo, conditioner, scrunchis, combs, brushes....
Maybe they can't afford it, and that's why all the 60 year-old hippies have to put that gray mop in a ponytail.
More research required...
But first, imma roll all up and around in some liberal tears. Because they taste like.....sunshine
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Schadenboner Status: Turgid at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (6T8Ay)
I'll hold my opinion on the Gohmert Rebellion until we find out whether it puts a significant dent in the GOPe's hold on power.
Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (o+SC1)
administration's Affordable Care Act, which many Harvard professors
championed."
And Sarah Palin is the stupid one ...
Posted by: mrp at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (JBggj)
History of MODERN France?
It has one?
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
Two out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (W5DcG)
I think at some point they've made enough money, don't you? I know the Teh One agrees with me on that.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
See my comment at #64 above: Average Harvard prof earns $203,000/year. For real.
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:25 PM (K4YiS)
The deductible for the plan is $250 a year. $250!!
My deductible is $5200 a year.
And they're complaining. FUCK OFF!!
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:19 PM (0LHZx)
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Mine is too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 01:25 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 05, 2015 01:22 PM (t1dCc)
**********
Hey how are ya
Hey how are ya
Hey how are ya
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 01:25 PM (jucos)
Sharyl Attkisson sues DOJ over computer hacking
Fox News: http://fxn.ws/1HAitrR
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 05, 2015 01:25 PM (4df7R)
If more academics and public employees starting getting hit, then maybe we can get a repeal movement going.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (RHLfG)
On a related not...
What exactly makes a hot pair of legs in a bikini a "weird trick"
Works for me ... every time.
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (Q52VH)
I'd say the median total income for an MIT/Harvard prof is well north of $200K.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:21 PM (0LHZx)
It depends on how corrupt the field is. Mathematics doesn't get any of that shit. They are eligible for grants though and I can tell you that it doesn't matter how much their research sucks, Harvard profs always get awarded grants.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (b4b5c)
So, when can we expect an apology for their calling us racists while making a correct assessment of this POS legislation?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: imp at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 01:27 PM (myWqM)
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Hmmm..... she's never going to win. TeaBagging publicity stunt, I'm telling ya....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:27 PM (NaV4z)
What? I know for certain my math professors were doing consulting on the side. I even helped one with a project for NASA.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:27 PM (jhqr1)
Maybe they can't afford it, and that's why all the 60 year-old hippies have to put that gray mop in a ponytail.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Schadenboner Status: Turgid at January 05, 2015 01:24 PM (6T8Ay)
___________
LOL!! So right after college, when I lived in NYC, I was dating a grad student at Columbia. She was pretty smoking hot. But fuck, every one of her friends were the ultimate stereotype of what a Ivy League professor looked like. The women were ugly as sin, no makeup, ugly old clothes, hairstyles 10 years out of date....men were just bumbling fools socially. Surreal group of people.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:27 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (RHLfG)
I think it's more likely that those folks would beg for full on single payer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 01:27 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (sj3Ax)
Get Death Paneled under Obamacare
I may spend the rest of my life with a schadenboner
Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (KBvAm)
Yep, Warren was doing legal business out of her Harvard office (without a MA law license).
Oh, and then there was her making big bucks flipping foreclosed homes. Woman of The People, I tells ya1
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:25 PM (K4YiS)
No, your comment says the average full prof at Harvard makes $203K.
The vast bulk of Harvard profs (over 60%) are not tenured, and therefore they're not full profs pulling down that kind of coin.
But really, let's not quibble, let us all just agree that anytime that a Harvard prof - of any rank - gets the high hard one from the economy that it's a win for this country.
Drink!
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Schadenboner Status: Turgid at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (RHLfG)
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Oh .... we wont support a repeal.
We want an *exemption*.
Posted by: Hahvah Fahculty at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (NaV4z)
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Mine is $1000. As little as I see the doc, though, I might as well consider it as having no insurance at all.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 01:29 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 01:29 PM (oDCMR)
The early stories were about contractors and individuals. A lot of the news media falls into that category these days. Then it died down.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 01:29 PM (b4b5c)
When do the book deals start rolling in? Do you have to be a full professor?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Hahvah Fahculty at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (NaV4z)
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This! Royalty must have it's perks.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: Hahvah Fahculty at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (NaV4z)
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This! Royalty must have it's perks.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: rexbatt at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (woA40)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (b4b5c)
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Why is it corrupt? Hell if you're a Harvard prof and someone wants to pay you $50K to do some study, go for it. Nothing wrong with making money after all.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (Bn6aD)
Harvard University
Professor Salary
Average 9 Month Salary: $205,503
Average Effective Annual Salary: $274,005
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (K4YiS)
Yeah..."applied" mathematics is neither.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (Bn6aD)
Da fuq?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)
Butthurt - Code 0004
Bowels In Uproar - Code 0773
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:27 PM (0LHZx)
You've accurately described my Cambridgeport neighborhood. To. A. Tee.
I liked Cambridge.
I hated Cantabridgians.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (6T8Ay)
gold mines for seven years for questioning their betters.
***
Ahem.
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (7XKHI)
Drink!
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Schadenboner Status: Turgid at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (6T8Ay)
*clinks*
Hmmm. Should I do the Dance of the Seven Veils of Hilarity or the Can Can of I Told You So?
Decisions, decisions, decisions.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (mf5HN)
I've often thought it a shame Drudge doesn't have a comment section for some of his links. You read the link, get pissed, but can't comment. Makes me so mad I wanna kick the cat and I don't have one.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at January 05, 2015 01:32 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: cheri at January 05, 2015 01:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 01:32 PM (jucos)
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 01:32 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Algore at January 05, 2015 01:33 PM (7XKHI)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 05, 2015 01:33 PM (vgIRn)
Oh, and then there was her making big bucks flipping foreclosed homes. Woman of The People, I tells ya1
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:28 PM (ABcz/)<<<
I really need that extra wampum. Great White Father only paid me $350K to teach one (ONE) class. How am I supposed to get enough fire water and go to my cheese shops and maintain my million dollar mansion on just that???
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 05, 2015 01:33 PM (t1dCc)
Posted by: cool arrow at January 05, 2015 01:33 PM (7XKHI)
Both. Got to make sure you have everything covered.
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2015 01:34 PM (Ua6T/)
MIT has Gruber.
Stanford & Harvard have Garber.
Are we being punked?
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 01:34 PM (7F+Tr)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)
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I think some of the GJ names have been leaked to certain people. This juror is probably getting death threats and needs money to move.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 01:34 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (0LHZx)
Well, if they use mathematics, they should pay us. We don't get to patent our stuff. The consulting is often from bloated grants anyway. Although there is some private-sector stuff.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 01:34 PM (b4b5c)
That was first thing affected by it & amount.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 01:34 PM (sj3Ax)
It reminds me of Hollywood--they may be extreme leftists but their business practices would make JP Morgan blush.
For every leftist asshole that complains about how tax-exempt status is a subsidy to churches--that there is an out-and-out real-life public money subsidizing of a private institution.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 05, 2015 01:35 PM (5yHi1)
So they're millionaires in four years, then.
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They live in Boston, MA, so it takes a lifetime to keep enough of your money to be a real millionaire. For some odd reason they think this good.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 01:35 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 01:32 PM (jucos)
Ohhh! Most cromulent suggestion indeed.
Lemme go change.
Okay. All set.
http://bit.ly/14e1zAw
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 01:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 05, 2015 01:33 PM (t1dCc)
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wait.... WUT???
You mean..... the tribe doesnt cut you in on all that sweet casino cash???
Now.... why would they not cut you in. I mean as a member of the tribe in good standing..... you SHOULD be getting your cut.
Hmmmmmmm. Interesting.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:36 PM (NaV4z)
money to be a real millionaire. For some odd reason they think this
good.
***
Well, millionaires are Republicans and therefore evil.
Posted by: cool arrow at January 05, 2015 01:36 PM (7XKHI)
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2015 01:36 PM (wAQA5)
I was working at an evil bank at the time and thought, yikes, you guys are worse than anything I deal with.
Like I said...surreal world.
Last I heard my GF didn't quite make it to an Ivy school as a prof, she ended up at a top state U. Close enough and probably a better environment for the long run.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:36 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: T. Jeff. at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (UzPAd)
It's almost as if the faculty of America's Most Elite University don't actually know how anything in the real world works...
Posted by: Stu-22 at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (RMOpc)
Works for me ... every time.
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 05, 2015 01:26 PM (Q52VH)
The 'weird trick' is in the tuck and hide.
Posted by: RWC - Nobody Bodda Me at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (fWAjv)
I doubt it. Being backed by ACLU. My guess: a black juror who wants to "explain himself" because friends and family know he was on the GJ.
I read an article on it. It sounds like BS to me, but even if it sounds like BS to a lawyer, all you need is one judge.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (b4b5c)
They
are complaining about this? I knew they live in an elitist bubble but
WTF? The rest of America would be grateful to have such a plan. This
pisses me of even worse. On the bright side, their cries of anguish
when they find out about the death panels will be music to my ears.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (1BQGO)
Stanford & Harvard have Garber.
Are we being punked?
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 01:34 PM (7F+Tr)
Its the academics over reality thing... like Keynesian economic policy... or communism...
They look really good.... on paper...
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 05, 2015 01:38 PM (qh617)
When they write, "Everyone must pay their fair share." They actually mean, everyone must pay their fair share, BUT NOT ME.
Hoisted, I say, hoisted on their own French-named pointy thing!
Posted by: JB1000 at January 05, 2015 01:38 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2015 01:38 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: RWC - Nobody Bodda Me at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (fWAjv)
Not weird.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at January 05, 2015 01:39 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Crying Boner at January 05, 2015 01:39 PM (IsdBe)
Le dildeau???
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:39 PM (6T8Ay)
Only this time it should be 3500 pages long. That should be sufficient!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 01:39 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2015 01:40 PM (DXzRD)
I once read about how Hillary Clinton literally hid legal reference books when she was working on Nixon's impeachment.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:40 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2015 01:38 PM (DXzRD)
The time between me donning those shoes and me face planting onto the ground would be measured in milliseconds.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 01:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (41+s5)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 01:35 PM (oDCMR)
______________
You have to think like them though. Their definition of success isn't a nice house, nice car, nice vacations. They're content to live in a 2 bedroom apartment that costs $4000 a month to rent, as long as they get to gloat over the rubes out in Colorado and Texas (who pay 1/2 as much for 5 times as much home).
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (0LHZx)
----
You do NOT need more than ONE page to write:
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: HR at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (41+s5)
----
Thats not insurance. Thats prepaid healthcare.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:42 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 01:40 PM (mf5HN)
*******
My belly would look unsightly spilling over the front of that sparkly thong, and I am pretty sure I could not hide my junk well enough to go out into the public. I would never make it to putting on the shoes...... not that I could.
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 01:42 PM (jucos)
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (NaV4z)
Yes but you need 3,500 pages of repetition for them to understand it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:42 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 05, 2015 01:43 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: LadyS at January 05, 2015 01:43 PM (5dip8)
Posted by: Jukin at January 05, 2015 01:44 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 01:42 PM (jucos)
That started to read like some homemade romance novel there for a second....
Try this instead: http://tinyurl.com/nwy45u7
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:44 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2015 01:44 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 01:44 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: LadyS
New ObamaCare rules this year forbids the eating of foods that might lead to obesity-related illness.
Put that cookie down! Or the IRS will come knocking at your door.
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:44 PM (K4YiS)
You should read about all the shenanigans native tribes do to make sure the group getting that cash is small.
I know one man who was full-blooded native to a tribe. When he was young the elders were sending kids out to get educations because they felt it would give kids the best chance at success.
Later when they started building casinos they cut out anyone who wasn't living on the tribal land a certain percentage of their growing up years.
So my full-blooded native acquaintance didn't get a cut because he did what the elders asked and got an education off-rez.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (41+s5)
___________
Circa 2004 I had a plan with $0 deductible, $0 co-pay and $0 monthly premium.
One day an email went out that said the plans would now cost $20/month for individuals and $30/month for families.
You would have thought the employer just said we'd have to give up our first born sons the way people reacted. And this was a group of people making six figures and then some.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (jyNWw)
This reminds me of the Cape Cod/Hyannis Port wind turbine controversy that was going on. Big champions of green energy, the Kennedy's didn't want this equipment anywhere near their estate - ruin the view and everything.
Posted by: cheri at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (ZWRoJ)
Hey, uh, parlez vous "too fuckin' bad", ya dimwitted commie bitch?
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (scgac)
http://goo.gl/SWx0p0
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: maddogg at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (Bn6aD)
The juror wants to be able to publically talk about the deliberations and wants to say that the jury didn't unanimously agree that there was not enough evidence to indict.
The juror is being represented by the , wait for it, ACLU.
Grand jury deliberations have always been secret as far as I know. Hopefully this gets thrown out and if juror big mouth talks, she ends up in jail.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (kF3VB)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:40 PM (jhqr1)
Oh that's nothing new. When I was in law school, we were told that hiding books or taking the books out of the library or, my personal favorite, cutting pages out of books with a razor was an expellable offense.
That's pretty much entirely eliminated now that everything has moved to online research but, yeah, that used to be a huge problem.
I knew a guy who was working on his Ph.D. in microbiology who caught one of his fellow students sabotaging his experiment. That came to actual blows, cops being called, all kinds of fun times.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
I'm saving the rest of the pack for tsrblke' swift.
Posted by: LadyS at January 05, 2015 01:46 PM (5dip8)
Yes but you need 3,500 pages of repetition for them to understand it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:42 PM (6T8Ay)
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The 3500 pages is to describe which cronies get which piece of the action.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:46 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: mallfly at January 05, 2015 01:46 PM (bJm7W)
I like your thinking at #184!
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 01:46 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:40 PM (jhqr1)
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You mean the one she got FIRED from for ethics violations???? That impeachment???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:47 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 05, 2015 01:47 PM (oa/c7)
It's not that far of a fall.
Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 01:47 PM (3rrMW)
But if we have an American Spring somebody has to wear that outfit while they hold a big gavel when we march down to the Capitol and it's not going to be me! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2015 01:47 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 01:47 PM (TETYm)
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Not long after they posted some super secret guidelines from Brunch Is Genocide about how white people were to behave. Brunch Is Genocide told them to stop but did they listen? Noooooo!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 01:47 PM (XUKZU)
--
Evil Bush years so that was all paid for with the tears of innocent middle eastern babies or something...
Posted by: votermom at January 05, 2015 01:47 PM (zeQP/)
I knew a guy who was working on his Ph.D. in microbiology who caught one of his fellow students sabotaging his experiment. That came to actual blows, cops being called, all kinds of fun times.
Yeah, that would do it. One ass whoopin' cummin rite up.
Posted by: maddogg at January 05, 2015 01:48 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 01:48 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: LadyS at January 05, 2015 01:48 PM (5dip8)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 05, 2015 01:48 PM (Sd++4)
http://is.gd/uV4IW4
Now, I'm just a corn-fed unperson from Jesusland, but that doesn't look like a football to me.
Posted by: HR at January 05, 2015 01:49 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 01:49 PM (A98Xu)
Thought it also included an ungodly amount of references to then undetermined HHS policy/discretion and other outside sources so that one could not possibly make sense of it as a stamd-alone document.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:50 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 01:49 PM (A98Xu)
_________
We disagree.
Posted by: MSM at January 05, 2015 01:50 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: irright at January 05, 2015 01:50 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2015 01:50 PM (YAG9x)
"Hillary 2016! For Bill!"
Enough said.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 01:50 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 01:51 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2015 01:51 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 05, 2015 01:45 PM (zF6Iw)
You missed AtC's Interpretive Dance of Rage at the last NoVAMoMee
http://tinyurl.com/phtxnty
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:51 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 01:51 PM (TETYm)
Thought it also included an ungodly amount of references to then undetermined HHS policy/discretion and other outside sources so that one could not possibly make sense of it as a stamd-alone document.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:50 PM (ABcz/)
______________
Which allows lawyers to bill $400/hr to interpret the law for the cronies to be able to skim off the top and make it all legal like.
It's all by design.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 05, 2015 01:51 PM (0LHZx)
Bill *finally* going to be nailed for his pervy ways?
Probably not....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:51 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 01:52 PM (jucos)
Arnold Schwarzenegger bragged about giving bad workout tips to his competitors. You're right, sabotaging the competition is ancient practice.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:52 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 01:52 PM (TETYm)
Now, I'm just a corn-fed unperson from Jesusland, but that doesn't look like a football to me.
Don't be so harsh -- black people all look alike to leftist elites, and that includes black people doing stuff.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 01:52 PM (PtGcE)
That's the one.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2015 01:52 PM (jhqr1)
"The changes in health benefits, though based on recommendations from some of the university's own health policy experts, were "causing distress" and had "generated anxiety" on campus."
Wonder if Harvard will allow the professors to delay teaching their classes due to undue stress and anxiety. Hey it worked for the students...
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2015 01:52 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 01:52 PM (TETYm)
Yeah, but I'd rather have pecs.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (oDCMR)
Yes. Any criticism of any aspect of Obama is rooted in racism because he is the most moderate president EVAR.
Posted by: Bill Maher at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (AFsCH)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (XUKZU)
are complaining about this? I knew they live in an elitist bubble but
WTF? The rest of America would be grateful to have such a plan. This
pisses me of even worse. On the bright side, their cries of anguish
when they find out about the death panels will be music to my ears.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 05, 2015 01:37 PM (1BQGO)
Only if the death panels are deliberating about them. Otherwise, they are more than in agreement with death panels, because we just can't afford to pay for grandma once she no longer can contribute to society. Same for those retarded kids that uncaring Republicans bring into the world instead of aborting them.
And I say the above in all seriousness, after listening in shock and awe to an acquaintance talk about how her parent should not only die because they had become infirm, but that we should be able to order euthanasia for them. Like we do for dogs.
Or that people should only get transplants, major surgeries, etc. if they are young enough to work to pay taxes or contribute to society by teaching, working for the poor , etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (kF3VB)
what i mean is that, to a liberal elitist, all black people are "football players" or "victims"...
or "presidents"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (PtGcE)
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Hmmmm...... somebody's got Liawathas back.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Hollowhead at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (4d8z8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: cheri at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (PtGcE)
And what possible gain could there be from sabotaging someone's project, other than malice?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (Spluw)
Fuck you eggheads.
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (/GgDU)
Why is it that Oprah and Madonna always think that every damn one of their film performances deserves an Oscar, a Golden Globe, etc.?
Like kids who expect a blue ribbon for deigning to participate!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 05, 2015 01:30 PM (Bn6aD)
The juror wants to be able to publically talk about the deliberations and wants to say that the jury didn't unanimously agree that there was not enough evidence to indict.
The juror is being represented by the , wait for it, ACLU.
********************
Missouri law doesn't require unanimity for an indictment.
Also, Missouri State Code § 540.310 prohibits grand jurors from disclosing any individual juror's vote.
This lawsuit is without merit. It's basically the ACLU (through the complaining juror) saying "we don't like the law, therefore we should be able to ignore it and do what we want."
The prosecutor did his job as the law requires. The grand juror doesn't have a valid claim against the prosecutor just because he/she doesn't agree with the outcome.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (2ruKl)
But in their defense, they are the elite minds.....
bwahaha....can't do it... you stupid leftists are running out of other peoples money.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2015 01:55 PM (Qs8ZN)
I've always said that while us toothless, knuckle-dragging, cousin-humping, redneck conservatives are perfectly capable of making mistakes, it takes someone with an Ivy League education to truly fuck up by the numbers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 01:55 PM (TIIx5)
/ Elmer Phd.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Badda-boom!
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2015 01:55 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Harvard Faculty at January 05, 2015 01:56 PM (1BQGO)
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Giving up 64 points.???? Sounds like HAWKEYE football to me....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:56 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2015 01:56 PM (HRlKD)
Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2015 01:56 PM (DL2i+)
Why is it that Oprah and Madonna always think that every damn one of their film performances deserves an Oscar, a Golden Globe, etc.?
Like kids who expect a blue ribbon for deigning to participate!
Posted by: Lizzy
---------------
As Oprah says: "Everyone gets an award. You get an award, and you get an award, and you get an award. Everyone gets an award!"
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2015 01:56 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 05, 2015 01:57 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Hollowhead at January 05, 2015 01:53 PM (4d8z
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I sense a disturbance in the meme-force.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:57 PM (NaV4z)
"Oh great. That will do her (Hillary's) election a ton of good. You're one hope and he blows it all to bits. Great. Might as well just hand it over to the Tea Party now."
***********************************
Let's hope so.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2015 01:57 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey
--------------
Kevin Williamson used "pretty heavy diaper" referring to Krugman the other day.
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2015 01:58 PM (VndSC)
Yes. Resources are distributed by the prof: work that he gets paid for goes on top, stuff that he gets to co author and publish next, good for science and students are at the bottom.
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 01:58 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2015 01:59 PM (659DL)
Did you point out all the useless eaters collecting WIC and SNAP and AFDC and whatnot? That's always my favorite.
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 02:00 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (3rrMW)
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Thought it was Barney Frank.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (2ruKl)
Because NO ONE should be able to ignore the law!
Posted by: B. Obama at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (Zmw74)
Error 523 Ray ID: 1a41f8a10fb70418
Origin is unreachable
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (6T8Ay)
** wonders if Bill Clinton ever partied with Prince Andrew.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:02 PM (Zmw74)
they are young enough to work to pay taxes or contribute to society
But not too young - don't want to "waste" healthcare on sick or defective infants, amirite?
And how does that square with all this nonsense about prison inmates needing free sex changes?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 02:02 PM (ABcz/)
Like kids who expect a blue ribbon for deigning to participate!
Posted by: Lizzy
*************************
Yep. Reminds me of an article I read once about Halle Berry. She was complaining about all the racism she's had to suffer from in her life. Every beauty contest or acting role she won was, according to her, due to her merit -- and every beauty contest or acting role she lost was due to (drumroll) . . . raaaaacism!
Must be nice to go through life with a ready-made excuse for your every failure. You never fail at anything because somebody else was better looking, or more appealing, or more talented, or more qualified, or better prepared. Nope, anytime you fail at anything, it's always because of raaaacism!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2015 02:03 PM (2ruKl)
I think that it is has been pretty well documented that while Clinton is flying around for the Clinton Foundation, his jet is well known to be a party jet for him and his cronies to squire young, dumb, women and let the good times roll.
The MFM won't report it but other media outlets have in the past. Epstein is just one of a cast of characters.
Posted by: cheri at January 05, 2015 02:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausage Fingers at January 05, 2015 02:03 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:02 PM (Zmw74)
So you're saying you got 3 inches in Jerusalem?
Huh, I didn't know there was a Viagra embargo there.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (6T8Ay)
We should preserve the hard sciences portions but the social sciences need to go onto the ash heap of history.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (OAHNF)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by: tu3031 at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (Zmw74)
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No WZ for me. 503 error.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (1Y+hH)
/throws flag
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (PtGcE)
And what possible gain could there be from sabotaging someone's project, other than malice?
Posted by: Blue Hen
You get an A or B. They get a C, D, or F. When it comes time for reccomendations......
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (6um35)
And what possible gain could there be from sabotaging someone's project, other than malice?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (Spluw)
Grant money, acceptance into research tracks, class placement, article publishing, set back to completion of thesis, lack of portfolio to be accepted as someone's research assistant and that's just for starters.
Remember, science is now Science and negative results are no longer acceptable. No, no, no, if you have a hypothesis, then your experiment damn well better confirm your hypothesis. If not? Do you even Science, bro?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (PtGcE)
Huh, I didn't know there was a Viagra embargo there.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 02:04 PM (6T8Ay)
In my youth I did ok in Jerusalem.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (sj3Ax)
187
You do NOT need more than ONE page to write:
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution,
nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States
respectively"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 01:41 PM (NaV4z)
----But you left out the rest of the 10th -- or to the People.
Which, to my un-lawyer trained mind means that there are 3 parties to the Constitution -- Fed Govt, State Govt and Citizens.
Which further means that the Commerce Clause only gives the Feds power to regulate sales from 1 State Govt to State Govt
Posted by: Mark E at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (i4eXO)
Of course, it's awful. It shrivels up your soul and makes you a horrible human being.
It's the worst possible thing to encourage in someone.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 02:06 PM (b4b5c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:06 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 05, 2015 02:06 PM (3rrMW)
Just like all those teachers in WI, so sad about having to pay such a small fraction of their premiumthey all quit and got year-round private sector jobs.
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 02:06 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: MTF at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (6um35)
/sniff... sniff...
This is NOT the story of my speakership!
Posted by: J. Bonehead at January 05, 2015 02:07 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Soona
I get a 523 error.
Strangely, it says go to the #6 Dance.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:07 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 02:07 PM (3jmxp)
Give me a hand here....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 05, 2015 02:07 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: shredded chi at January 05, 2015 02:07 PM (W3qAt)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (vn2RY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (Zmw74)
Dude, if even a tenth of the pics on the "Hot Chicks of the IDF" websites are true, you did much better then "OK"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: LGoPs at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (OAHNF)
Are you kidding me?
That is a Cadillac plan if I've ever seen one. If that's what has them shitting themselves, they'd stand no chance living a true serfs life.
Like the vast majority of the middle class does.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (XmOA9)
PETA responded to Sarah's response by saying she "knows as much about PETA as she does about geography."
I assume this is a reference to seeing Russia from her house.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 02:01 PM (3rrMW)
***
Heh! I hear that!
In our little burg the medical community is largely driven by a Family Medicine Residency Program and an HMO mentality. In '08-'09 they were all about the "we use our brains, that's worth as much as the neurosurgeon using his hands", "we should be the gatekeepers", "medical home for everybody, access for all", "pay us more".
Now, with the current level of implementation of O-care they are running away from actual work. You cannot find an FP in this town who is taking new patients. They are doing "wallet biopsies" on the few new patients who do get in, heaven forbid you have Medicare or Medicaid. They hand all their sick patients off to the hospitalists. Yay, continuity of care!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
And...?
Social science has been doing this since its inception.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (b4b5c)
Why
is it that Oprah and Madonna always think that every damn one of their
film performances deserves an Oscar, a Golden Globe, etc.?
Like kids who expect a blue ribbon for deigning to participate!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2015 01:54 PM (ABcz/)
Mark Zuckerburg announced he is doing a book club for 2015 and wants FB ppl to get involved, reminded me of how she used to be the kingmaker for books, dubbing them worthy or not, and the media swooned over it... those days be gone. Poor Oprah, all this racism is obvs keeping her down.
Posted by: LizLem at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at January 05, 2015 02:09 PM (vn2RY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:09 PM (jyNWw)
I didn't know there was any state that did. Is there?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausage Fingers at January 05, 2015 02:09 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:10 PM (NeFrd)
In my youth I did ok in Jerusalem.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2015 02:05 PM (Zmw74)
Dude, if even a tenth of the pics on the "Hot Chicks of the IDF" websites are true, you did much better then "OK"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (6T8Ay)
Based on my own travels in Israel, lo these many years ago, it's more like 50% or better.
I like Israel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 02:10 PM (TIIx5)
Sidebar article about how mocking a Princeton student's pronunciation of Cool Whip is a microaggression.
I thought Cool Whip itself was the microaggression.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:10 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: fixerupper
True dat. Go Vols!
Posted by: T. Jeff. at January 05, 2015 02:10 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: alexthechick
Confucious would be confuced.
Posted by: Ho Lee Shit at January 05, 2015 02:10 PM (Spluw)
would you like to be made equal with hatchet, axe, or saw?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 05, 2015 02:10 PM (XmOA9)
There's a Math vs. Height joke somewhere here for any professor willing to risk it.
Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2015 02:11 PM (DL2i+)
PETA responded to Sarah's response by saying she "knows as much about PETA as she does about geography."
I assume this is a reference to seeing Russia from her house.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (PtGcE)
which was actually said by a Comedian... not Sarah Palin...
so apparently she knows more about this, the PETA does about truth...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 02:11 PM (qh617)
Collateral damage. Your PIN numbers will be next.
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 02:11 PM (TETYm)
This
phrase of "contributing to society" or the nation or economy has been
making the rounds recently and rubs me the wrong way, (much like "giving
back" as opposed to giving.") It makes the assumption we are here tp
work for the greater good and the notion is being forcefully foisted
on the nations consciousness. I, for one, am not here working to
benefit other people. I have myself and my family to take care and by
doing so this helps build a better society as a extra benefit. I do
plenty of other things as well but this idea we are all working for the
betterment of society is an especially annoying progressive wet dream.
Especially when they think following their dreams, whatever the cost to
others, is their part of building a better world.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 05, 2015 02:11 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: a harvard man at January 05, 2015 02:12 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (TETYm)
Lucky fcuking salt.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:12 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2015 02:11 PM (DL2i+)
To be immediately followed by the award-winning documentary, My Life as Raptor Chow: A Retrospective
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 05, 2015 02:12 PM (6T8Ay)
Give me a hand here....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
Um, no.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (xqxYO)
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At Harvard it's the lamentations of LBGTXYZWTFBBQ persons.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (XUKZU)
PETA responded to Sarah's response by saying she "knows as much about PETA as she does about geography."
I assume this is a reference to seeing Russia from her house.
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No, it's probably a reference to the Africa flub.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (FRGa/)
Social science has been doing this since its inception.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (b4b5c)
And that's bad, m'kay?
Also since when is microbiology a social science?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (jyNWw)
In 5 years, victimhood will be a class, perhaps a race. And everyone else will be either 'bullies' or 'rehabilitated bullies.'
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: a moron at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
When they started tracking the correlation of incidence STDs to Tinder usage.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Prof. Richard F. Thomas: Wicked Schmart Guy at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (PXU5j)
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If the standard is does-not-contribute-to-society, Harvard's faculty is in deep, deep trouble.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (PtGcE)
Those Dead Sea Salt rub girls at the mall, they're all from Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (TETYm)
I let one of them buff my fingernail because, Wow.
Had a stupid shiny fingernail for weeks, but it was worth it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (JtwS4)
Then you have no reason to "take" from grandma via SS while she IS contributing to society.
One or the other. You don't get both.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:15 PM (xqxYO)
In 5 years, victimhood will be a class, perhaps a race. And everyone else will be either 'bullies' or 'rehabilitated bullies.'
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (PtGcE)
Hmmm.... next up??? Hillbullies....
ie... conservatives from flyover country...
Posted by: B.B. Wolf at January 05, 2015 02:15 PM (qh617)
making the rounds recently and rubs me the wrong way, (much like "giving
back" as opposed to giving.").
You're welcome!
See my Total Lives System paper for details - it's been out for years...
Posted by: Ezekiel Emanuel at January 05, 2015 02:16 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
We have primary care taking new patients, but medicaid go to the "community clinic" and good luck finding a primary care physician taking a new medicare patient. We are seeing specialists taking fewer medicare patients as well.
Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 02:16 PM (3rrMW)
Scarlett Johansson to star in live action "Ghost in the Shell" movie.
http://on.cbr.cc/1xKLQ9I
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2015 02:16 PM (0Ew3K)
PETA responded to Sarah's response by saying she "knows as much about PETA as she does about geography."
I assume this is a reference to seeing Russia from her house.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:08 PM (PtGcE)
Sarah snarks about the PETA animal shelters who slaughter cats and dogs by the thousands in 3....2....1
http://tinyurl.com/cv7h3d4
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 02:16 PM (TIIx5)
Yeah, that's not a power trip or anything.
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (/kI1Q)
****
It's why I sold my practice.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:16 PM (NeFrd)
Calling Tina Fey a comedian is a bit of a stretch.
The only person *I know* who thinks Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are funny is...
Ace.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:16 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: McCool at January 05, 2015 02:17 PM (TQxRy)
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During an early interview, before the campaign had started to do the necessary prep work to get her ready for interviews, she misspoke and iirc called Africa a country.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2015 02:17 PM (FRGa/)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)
How on earth do you control for correlation vs. causation there?
You know what? I don't want to know.
Hmmm. Spider milker or Tinder STD researcher? Which is the more terrifying job?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 05, 2015 02:17 PM (ipFbG)
Calling Tina Fey a comedian is a bit of a stretch.
The only person *I know* who thinks Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are funny is...
Ace.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:16 PM (PtGcE)
Professional courtesy?
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 02:17 PM (TETYm)
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If the standard is does-not-contribute-to-society, Harvard's faculty is in deep, deep trouble.
Along with the entire FSA.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:17 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN)
When they started tracking the correlation of incidence STDs to Tinder usage.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:14 PM (2Ojst)
Since it became racist to ban travel to ebola infected countries.
Sociology + microbiology=racist republicans
Posted by: Jen the original at January 05, 2015 02:18 PM (kF3VB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:18 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2015 02:18 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: McCool at January 05, 2015 02:17 PM (TQxRy)
No way. WZ is a wordpress site. Those clowns couldn't tilt a pinball machine.
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2015 02:19 PM (TETYm)
Scarlett Johansson to star in live action "Ghost in the Shell" movie.
As the melodramatic stacked robot girl?
No thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:19 PM (PtGcE)
****
Wasn't Virgil the sidekick in the Ernest Goes To Camp movies?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:19 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Prof. Richard F. Thomas: Wicked Schmart Guy
Shut your whore mouth, Dick.
Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 02:19 PM (3rrMW)
Reminds of Obama whining that Hillary would obviously do better in Kentucky because her home state of Arkansas was closer to Kentucky than Illinois.
Granted its a small border but Illinois borders Kentucky dumbass. Sheesh.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 02:20 PM (3jmxp)
*yawn*
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Pretty much guaranteed to be either Laughing Man or the Puppeteer.
And it'll feature the tachikomas instead of the fuchikomas.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2015 02:20 PM (FRGa/)
I say, Dear, could you fetch my smoking jacket and crack pipe?
Posted by: newly transfused ghetto hound at January 05, 2015 02:20 PM (dcY7v)
I thinks I knows who "she" really is now.
But I ain't gonna say. Why spoil the fun?
Posted by: Citizen X at January 05, 2015 02:20 PM (7ObY1)
she misspoke and iirc called Africa a country.
Really? I thought that was someone else. Okay, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:21 PM (PtGcE)
My Aerial view of these Harvard puppets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twfb-plg6-k
makes me weep with joy
and the birds shall sing
and I will laugh with them
~kate bush
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2015 02:21 PM (IXrOn)
leading authorities on VIRGIL, goddammit! VIRGIL! Do you know how
IMPORTANT that makes me!!!
Call me when you can do that and maintain a working farm, mKay?
Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at January 05, 2015 02:21 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 05, 2015 02:21 PM (nFdGS)
http://www.shoebuy.com/demonia-muerto-2028/699155/1436544
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:22 PM (jyNWw)
One sidebar note has been bothering me:
It's a felony to assault an MTA transit worker.
Isn't it a felony to assault *anyone*?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:22 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Prof. Richard F. Thomas: Wicked Schmart Guy at January 05, 2015 02:22 PM (PXU5j)
Amy Polhler - not funny
Stephen Colbert - not funny
Will Farrell - occasionally funny but usually not
Jimmy Fallon - often quite funny
Posted by: Citizen X at January 05, 2015 02:22 PM (7ObY1)
she misspoke and iirc called Africa a country.
Really? I thought that was someone else. Okay, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:21 PM (PtGcE)
Whatever. Stupid progressive types treat Africa as some kind of monolithic, unified place as a matter of routine (which is racist as fcuk). But Palin has a slip of the tongue one time and it's "Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Look at the stupid snowbilly hick woman!"
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:23 PM (2Ojst)
That's worse than anything Palin has said.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 02:23 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:23 PM (NeFrd)
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In 1981/82, when having AIDS became politically correct.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:23 PM (/aRVf)
Meh.... call me when you find some Dead Sea Salt and Vinegar Scrolls
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (NaV4z)
Really? I thought that was someone else. Okay, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:21 PM (PtGcE)
Yes, Joe Biden called Africa a country and the media all giggled. Sarah Palin said it and they went all feigned outrage including Fox ,and repeated it ad nauseum.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (kF3VB)
*yawn*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:18 PM (jyNWw)
It is something to piss off the "RaceBending" idjits.
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (0Ew3K)
she misspoke and iirc called Africa a country.
Really? I thought that was someone else. Okay, then.
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She's not the only one who's done that in the last several years. For instance, Biden did it not all that long ago while a number of foreign dignitaries (some of whom may have been from Africa...) were in the room.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (FRGa/)
Depends on where the victim and perp each lie on the Victim Scale.
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (/kI1Q)
But I ain't gonna say. Why spoil the fun?
Posted by: Citizen X at January 05, 2015 02:20 PM
It's a burden you must bear...kinda like knowing the true identity of "Machines for Sale" (who I miss)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (4gN5w)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:22 PM (JtwS4)
Nope. Simple assault is a misdemeanor in most states, I believe.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (2Ojst)
TFG misspoke and said there were 57 states
Which mis-speak became part of the popular culture, and why?
Thanks, MFM.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 05, 2015 02:24 PM (7ObY1)
http://www.shoebuy.com/demonia-muerto-2028/699155/1436544
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:22 PM (jyNWw)
Ohhhh very nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:25 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2015 02:25 PM (6um35)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:25 PM (jyNWw)
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You're right Sooth. It wasn't Sarah, it was Biden.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:25 PM (/aRVf)
I just want to mention that I never rode a horse and have no desire to do so.
I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure I'm not missing anything that I'll regret on my deathbed.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:26 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:26 PM (JtwS4)
That's worse than anything Palin has said.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 02:23 PM (sj3Ax)
MSNBC said his brain worked so fast that his mouth couldn't keep up with it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 02:27 PM (W5DcG)
In The Manchurian Candidate, Sen. Icelin claimed there were 57 card-carrying Communists in the Dept. of Defense (after looking at a bottle of Heinz sauce). Coincidence?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:27 PM (jyNWw)
Really? I thought that was someone else. Okay, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls
Don't recall this, so dunno. However, that's not materially worse than getting the number of states in the US wrong, incorrectly identifying states with coastlines on the Gulf of Mexico, or showing other geographic/cultural ignorances such as thinking the residents of Austria speak their own distinct language, 'Austrian'.
Posted by: T. Jeff. at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (/Ho8c)
The never ending challenge of getting all the joke and a sock into a comment before another Moron claims it.
Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (DL2i+)
It's a felony to assault an MTA transit worker.
Isn't it a felony to assault *anyone*?
Quick & dirty:
Depends on where and what was used.
Fists in a bar fight in Texas is simple assault. Class A Misdemeanor. (or 3rd degree if against a "public servant")
Weapon - Aggravated assault - 2nd Degree Felony.
Other things apply to raise the seriousness.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (xqxYO)
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Different incidents. Palin's was in 2008 during one of her earliest encounters with the press. Biden's was much more recent (this year or last, iirc), and had a number of foreign dignitaries in the room.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (FRGa/)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (L6/+u)
speaking of thighs, I can't understand why none of you wanted to see a nearly naked Rachel Welch dancing weirdly.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:26 PM (JtwS4)
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True.... but I preferred the "he didnt put pebbles in his sisters hoohah" rebuttal even better.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:28 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 02:29 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Professor of Real Life Studies at January 05, 2015 02:29 PM (cpI5M)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 05, 2015 02:29 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 05, 2015 02:29 PM (NpXoL)
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I thought making fun on someone misspeaking is now a microagression.
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2015 02:30 PM (VndSC)
speaking of thighs, I can't understand why none of you wanted to see a nearly naked Rachel Welch dancing weirdly.
If you mean Raquel Welch, please please repost the link.
Otherwise, who or what is a Rachel Welch?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:30 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
That's not what Reggie says.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:30 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:26 PM (PtGcE)
****
Heh. My wife and I were talking about this. I've been building a negative bucket list (things I have never done and will not do before I kick it).
Yesterday I added ice skating and sky diving.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:30 PM (NeFrd)
Don't forget that SCOAMT thinks there are 57 states.
That's worse than anything Palin has said.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 02:23 PM (sj3Ax)
MSNBC said his brain worked so fast that his mouth couldn't keep up with it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 02:27 PM (W5DcG)
Right. His brain was working so fast that he mispronounced corpseman at least twice in the same speech.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 02:30 PM (TIIx5)
However, PETA's transition from "Dog Abuser!!!"--->"You suck at geography, too!!!" is telling too. They're a$$holes who hate Palin, so they jumped on the smallest opportunity to freak out.
Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at January 05, 2015 02:30 PM (ABcz/)
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It was likely due to nervousness. It was during one of her first encounters with the press following her addition to the ticket. And McCain's campaign botched things and didn't do the basic ground work for press encounters until later on.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2015 02:31 PM (FRGa/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2015 02:27 PM (W5DcG)
Goose. Shit. Stream.
Yeah, works for me.
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 02:31 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:31 PM (PtGcE)
And McCain's campaign botched things and didn't do the basic ground work for press encounters until later on.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2015 02:31 PM (FRGa/)
You misspelled "sabotaged".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 02:32 PM (TIIx5)
That's true about countries & continents.
But a presidential candidate that thinks there are 57 states in US is an idiot.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 02:33 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:33 PM (/aRVf)
It is a fact, you know, those things that exist in objective reality, that you can see Russia from Alaska. The only people who fail at geography are those who don't know that the Aleutian Islands are a thing.
Huh I was going to say that the US Russia border is less than 20 miles but a quick search shows it's about 3 miles.
So, yes, it is an actual fact that you can see Russia from Alaska.
For fuck's sake. I think whatever direction I am facing is North and I know that much about geography.
*stompys all over the place*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: small town girl at January 05, 2015 02:34 PM (quxeM)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 05, 2015 02:34 PM (1JJ9R)
It probably would have been the best thing for Democrats had the Supreme Court struck it down early on. This is something that hits people every 4 weeks and reminds them what happens when "Big Government" tries to solve problems.
The only issue is, unless there's a Republican president, I don't see how we truly get rid of it. A President Hillary is not going to sign on for a full repeal and Republicans are going to have a hard time ever coming up with anything short of full repeal to explain to their base.
So in the meantime, there's this zombie policy that everyone hates but it seems there's no plausible path to get rid of it.
Posted by: McAdams at January 05, 2015 02:34 PM (1c9nf)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:33 PM (/aRVf)
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Ya know... i dotn have a dog in this hunt but.......
.... fcuking refs.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 02:35 PM (NaV4z)
One or the other. You don't get both.
But he our idiot.
Posted by: The Democrats at January 05, 2015 02:35 PM (3rrMW)
Yesterday I added ice skating and sky diving.
Co-signed.
Let me add to that list: visiting China.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:35 PM (PtGcE)
btw, In case no one knows about this, the Dallas Cowboys won last night.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:33 PM (/aRVf)
Yes, but what about the British in Malaya in the 1950s?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2015 02:35 PM (TIIx5)
Is Cape Cod Kettle Cooked Sea Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips close enough?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:35 PM (xqxYO)
"she misspoke and iirc called Africa a country.'
Liberals are all convinced Europe is a country. To them, history is in error and must be corrected. The European people can, should and shall live as one united community.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 05, 2015 02:35 PM (1BQGO)
For fuck's sake. I think whatever direction I am facing is North and I know that much about geography.
*stompys all over the place*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Sta
Another stereotype confirmed by no less than the Queen.
***slides dessert of choice thru USB and runs like hell***
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 02:36 PM (/GgDU)
RaQUel Welch dancing
Ah, thanks. That's from a 1968 TV special she did.
There may or may not have been a time when I familiarized myself with EVERY SINGLE THING she ever did.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:36 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:25 PM (jyNWw)
Oh, but there will be. These people will throw a hissy-fit: http://www.racebending.com/v4/
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2015 02:36 PM (0Ew3K)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2015 02:36 PM (L6/+u)
There may or may not have been a time when I familiarized myself with EVERY SINGLE THING she ever did.
That is evident.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (PtGcE)
****
You're at the South Pole? Wow!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (XUKZU)
O-Karma-Care.
--
And may it bite every progressive who agitated for this nightmare right smack on the a$$. With deep, puncturing teeth marks. That require tetanus shots.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (tsGZY)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Democrats at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (jyNWw)
Spot of bother there, but we got it sorted. Say, did I ever tell about the time I was forced to wrestle a tiger?
Posted by: Commander McBragg at January 05, 2015 02:37 PM (UVfht)
I'll say this: Raquel Welch has the longest thighs ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:38 PM (PtGcE)
Posted by: physics geek at January 05, 2015 02:39 PM (MT22W)
I'll say this: Raquel Welch has the longest thighs ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:38 PM (PtGcE)
So tan and supple and...BRB
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:39 PM (2Ojst)
Guys..... Sarah NEVER said she could see Russia from her house. Tina Fey said that....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 05, 2015 02:39 PM (NaV4z)
They were. They are not the same as I have been saying for years now.
If you were getting insurance through your work or had it on your own, which obviously these people were, nothing changed.
Obamacare, not so much.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2015 02:39 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 05, 2015 02:39 PM (l/Pix)
For me, there's a happy medium between short stumpy legs and long legs.
I have no use for ridiculously long legs like all those homely models have.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:40 PM (PtGcE)
What the deuce?
Posted by: a harvard student at January 05, 2015 02:41 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 02:41 PM (3jmxp)
The first impression that I got is that someone read the entire AOSHQ thread
Posted by: mrp at January 05, 2015 02:41 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:43 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: Barack O'Bumbles at January 05, 2015 02:43 PM (6um35)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 05, 2015 02:43 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 02:44 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2015 02:44 PM (3rrMW)
Because Caring Giver.
Raquel Welch in L'Animal. A thoroughly bad French farce. But here she resuscitates Jean Paul Belmondo after diving into a pool in a thoroughly sheer dress:
http://youtu.be/wWMW9DDS4js
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:44 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2015 02:36 PM (0Ew3K)
Yet another grievance cottage industry, I see.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:44 PM (2Ojst)
Morons be slipping.
It's a given.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:44 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at January 05, 2015 02:40 PM (PtGcE)
----------------------------------------
Long ago when I was working at an opera summerstock, I dated a dancer that had the most beautiful long legs I've ever seen. And she loved showing them off. And, no, she wasn't a skeletal model type.
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:45 PM (/aRVf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:45 PM (jyNWw)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 05, 2015 02:46 PM (FlRtG)
But what Obama does have is shit pot full of ignorance. For a guy with a fancy education, he doesn't know beans.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 05, 2015 02:46 PM (wdHk6)
And aren't they the people who told us we were idiots for opposing such "obvious cost-saving measures?"
Yeah... I may have to call my doctor about this schadenboner.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 02:46 PM (kff5f)
Hahvad won't let havhad employees use the havhad medical system!?! That's gold.
Posted by: Ho Lee Shit at January 05, 2015 02:47 PM (Spluw)
http://youtu.be/-hjiVViMuS4
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:45 PM (jyNWw)
So many opportunities for her to get nekkid, and it never happened. Not even once. Such a waste.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:48 PM (2Ojst)
Cost of ins went up and deductable went up a grand.
Gonna really hit the spot when I get my knee operated on.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 05, 2015 02:48 PM (XHihg)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at January 05, 2015 02:48 PM (L6/+u)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 05, 2015 02:48 PM (1JJ9R)
I agree. His ratio of statements of ignorance to verbal slips is 10 to 1.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 05, 2015 02:49 PM (3jmxp)
Thread winner.
Also, I love that Harvard profs are protesting over a $250.00 deductible with a 90/10 coinsurance.
I would give my left testicle for insurance that good at the rates they pay. They don't even know from "increased costs," and their caterwauling just makes more clear how completely out-of-touch they are.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at January 05, 2015 02:49 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 05, 2015 02:49 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:43 PM (jyNWw)
My thoughts on the RaceBending idjits:
http://tinyurl.com/ngspxse
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2015 02:50 PM (0Ew3K)
http://youtu.be/-hjiVViMuS4
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2015 02:45 PM (jyNWw)
I'm about to have a Fantastic Voyage. In my pants.
Posted by: physics geek at January 05, 2015 02:50 PM (MT22W)
Along with the entire FSA.'
The FSA has a very important function to fulfill. Vote Democrat. No death panels for them. In fact, your grannies "share" of healthcare care will be diverted to the FSA seniors corps as long as they can vote.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 05, 2015 02:51 PM (1BQGO)
I didn't know there was any state that did. Is there?
________________________
Not that I know of. But the grand juror here is apparently complaining that the Missouri GJ wasn't unanimous in its decision not to indict. It doesn't have to be. Missouri has grand juries of 12, and requires 9 to agree to indict, or there is no indictment. We don't know the vote in the Darren Wilson case; all we know is that there were not 9 votes to indict. Maybe the vote was 8-4, and the plaintiff juror is pissed because they were so close. Who knows? Point is, the grand juror doesn't have a valid cause of action (for a lawsuit against the prosecutor) simply because he/she is unhappy with the no-bill.
This is just the ACLU and the usual racial grievance-mongers trying to keep this issue in the spotlight longer. Hopefully, Missouri law has some serious penalties for a clearly frivolous lawsuit like this one.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2015 02:51 PM (2ruKl)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at January 05, 2015 02:51 PM (L6/+u)
Not just idiots; racist idiots.
Posted by: HR is on a loaner computer and hates this browser at January 05, 2015 02:51 PM (/kI1Q)
He can't speak without it.
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2015 02:51 PM (sj3Ax)
So many opportunities for her to get nekkid, and it never happened. Not even once. Such a waste.
She did also get wet and sheer and see-through in 100 Rifles.
But yeah. A loss to culture that she didn't really get nekkid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2015 02:52 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 05, 2015 02:48 PM (XHihg
Good luck teej. Says a guy who has had 6.
Posted by: Misantrhopic Humanitarian at January 05, 2015 02:52 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Yoor Betters over at Harvard University at January 05, 2015 02:54 PM (PXU5j)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 05, 2015 02:54 PM (OsWis)
For me, it's whichever one says "yes" first.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:56 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Soona at January 05, 2015 02:33 PM (/aRVf)
You don't say?
http://bit.ly/1vUmz5A
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 05, 2015 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2015 02:59 PM (xqxYO)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 05, 2015 03:00 PM (Y+IGD)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 05, 2015 03:01 PM (ipFbG)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at January 05, 2015 02:31 PM (PtGcE)
That yellow thing is in Denver.
Looks like an amatuerish attempt to dance like Michael Jackson. The producer did his/her best to hide RW behind a couple of pro dancers as much as possible.
It's retro-cute, but it looks more 80's than 90's to me.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 05, 2015 03:02 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: despair at January 05, 2015 03:02 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: PJ at January 05, 2015 03:08 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at January 05, 2015 02:40 PM (PtGcE)
sadface
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 05, 2015 03:15 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at January 05, 2015 03:24 PM (F192H)
Posted by: Don't h8 at January 05, 2015 03:59 PM (Y0PAl)
Already been done up north here in BC, Canada.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oh2mqet
Cheers!
Posted by: Russtovich at January 05, 2015 04:09 PM (8zhoe)
THEY ARE BARELY SCRAPING BY, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colleges_and_universities_in_the_United_States_by_endowment
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at January 05, 2015 05:01 PM (ir3Yt)
If I didn't have schadenfreude, I wouldn't have any fraude at all.
Posted by: ubik at January 05, 2015 08:32 PM (lCc6O)
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