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Harry Reid Breaks His Face
That's Drudge's headline. Drudge also has funny flashbacks about Reid's troubling history of Mysterious Injuries. He reports the injuries with Doubt Quotes, suggesting something may be amiss.
So what happened to Reid? And will this shed any light on the man authorities know as the Searchlight Strangler?Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid is in a Las Vegas hospital following injuries sustained while exercising at home. A statement issued Friday by Reid's office said doctors expect a "full recovery." "A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face," according to the statement.Can you think of a fall that causes you to break your face and ribs, but not, somehow, an arm or wrist?
(c) AP. Found at The Daily Mirror.
He dislocated his shoulder and bumped his forehead in May 2011 when he slipped and fell during a morning jog in the rain. Reid leaned on a wet car near his home in Washington, D.C.'s Ritz-Carlton hotel and tumbled to the ground. That fall left him with a contusion just below his left eye, but he was back in action later that night at a fundraiser for California Sen. Barbara Boxer.What time did that allegedly happen? Because, according to my watch, "morning" could also be "very late night." Eh, nothing suspicious here. Just that our outgoing Majority Leader is a in Fight Club. Nothing to see here, folks. Move on.
I wonder why people say these things about Reid. @d08890 @realmyiq2xu2 @BiasedGirl @AceofSpadesHQ @SohlerSarah pic.twitter.com/NlD3UlfFpq
— MR. Marty (@gigg423) January 2, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 02, 2015 12:44 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: ejo at January 02, 2015 12:44 PM (rsGj7)
Right?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2015 12:44 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 02, 2015 12:44 PM (W8CO7)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 02, 2015 12:45 PM (W8CO7)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2015 12:45 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 12:45 PM (t9hL9)
Those Cub Scouts pack a punch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 12:45 PM (zF6Iw)
You have none. So stop saying it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2015 12:46 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 02, 2015 12:46 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2015 12:46 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 02, 2015 12:46 PM (4+IgA)
Posted by: Null at January 02, 2015 12:46 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2015 12:46 PM (zt+N6)
He is not a fight club. He is in a pedophile ring. And one of the kidnapped boys fought back as Harry tried to rape him.
Posted by: zombie at January 02, 2015 12:47 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 02, 2015 12:47 PM (Ks4nX)
Nothing, including incapacity due to stroke, gunshot, or death, disqualifies a Democrat.
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 12:47 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2015 12:47 PM (08Znv)
Maybe he ask Moochelle if she'd gained a few pounds.
Posted by: mallfly at January 02, 2015 12:47 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 02, 2015 12:48 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 02, 2015 12:48 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at January 02, 2015 12:48 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: RoadRunner at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (I/JNw)
I know they break easy, not clear how some flimsy rubber band snapping then breaks your face and ribs.
What was he really doing?
Chris @Chris_1791 12m
Harry Reid Suffers Broken Ribs & Bones In His Face When Exercise Band Breaks at Home via @gatewaypundit http://bit.ly/1vR53A7
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (ZPrif)
Iraqi counteroffensive to push back ISIS planned for new year
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: scot at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (G74SD)
Posted by: ---
It's early, but -- threadwinner.
Posted by: zombie at January 02, 2015 12:50 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Zombie Seamus Romney at January 02, 2015 12:50 PM (QWiro)
Posted by: NV State Poleese at January 02, 2015 12:50 PM (0FSuD)
A tiny male fist. Right hand. You can tell by the thumb.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2015 12:50 PM (TOk1P)
We are stuck in an ice storm in far west Texas, coming back from Bisbee, AZ. Should be home by now but maybe late tomorrow. Was lucky to get a bad hotel room, hundreds of others didn't.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 02, 2015 12:51 PM (9z/Dk)
The Union Mob roughed him up i bet.
Posted by: Pmzey at January 02, 2015 12:46 PM (pmzey)
FIFY
Posted by: NV State Poleese at January 02, 2015 12:51 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 12:51 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 12:51 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ace at January 02, 2015 12:52 PM (E+pqw)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at January 02, 2015 12:52 PM (jucos)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at January 02, 2015 12:48 PM (Bn6aD)
Yep. Had a good time on New Year's Eve, stepped outside for some air, fell on the pavement in some weird position. Mormon or no, he was drunk off his ass.
Posted by: joncelli at January 02, 2015 12:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 12:52 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 12:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: homewithflu at January 02, 2015 12:52 PM (MVzEb)
Posted by: TBolt69 at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (dNYmW)
I suppose if it snapped, and you couldn't catch your balance fast enough, you could fall. But you'd have to be pulling *forward*, or you'd just land on your ass.
Dunno. Yet another reason free weights and kettlebells are better.
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (t9hL9)
Maybe he had a little aerobic stair step there for cardio and his ribs landed on that as his face bounced off the floor.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (jucos)
Vito and Rocco called.
They were a bit miffed about being referred to as "pieces of equipment".
They're meticulously trained professionals, very disciplined, with considerable pride in their work.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: SE Pa Lurker at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (llVa4)
Posted by: Will Folks at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 12:53 PM (zOTsN)
He's Mormon, Jack?
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (TETYm)
No.
*shifty eyes*
Actually, last year my dad fell down a hill while golfing and broke his ribs and collarbone and banged up his face pretty good and he didn't break anything else.
Given the number of times I've bit it spectacularly tripping over the damn invisible dogs that follow me around, it's a miracle I haven't done this.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: KayInMaine at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (zW/rD)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (A98Xu)
"You won't get sick, you won't grow old, and you'll never die."
Posted by: Kirk at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (GBnWt)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (MMC8r)
"Strap on! Strap off! Strap on, strap off! The Strapper!!!"
Posted by: Slappy at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Sabrina Ruben Erdely at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: PETAphile at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (1sVzz)
Sex swing pulled out of the ceiling? I've always assumed that he pitched to young boys, but maybe he catches instead.
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (BxDum)
You'd think the Senate Majority Leader could afford something better than rubber bands attached to a doorknob...
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (t9hL9)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (WaVe5)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (9GG/0)
>>>i'm having a hard time coming up with scenarios for generating Mystery Injuries that don't involve "illicit sex"
There's a D after my name. There's no such thing.
Posted by: Hairy Reed, unindicted pederast at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (XMDuf)
Not as far to fall?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (nfmRC)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (mf5HN)
----
Yeah..... but...... you dont have that far to fall either....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Sammy Shades of Grey at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: David Carradine at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (9z/Dk)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: John Boehner's Liver at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (pmzey)
You don't extend your arms to break a fall when you're unconscious.
Posted by: Kirk at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (GBnWt)
Posted by: Hans & Franz at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (iAUf+)
**eyes dart left and right**
**looks over shoulder**
**sees Valerie Jarrett**
You know... forget I said anything.
Posted by: Chuck Hagel's mystery bandage at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (t1dCc)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (NaV4z)
Maybe he had a little aerobic stair step there for cardio and his ribs landed on that as his face bounced off the floor.
Posted by: Costanza Defense
The Golden Rule is:
Treat others as they treat you.
Hary Reid, as a matter of policy, makes unsubstantiated felony accusations against his political opponents, because he is a bad human being.
It is unfair to the cosmos to treat him differently.
When Harry Reid makes excuses for a conservative, I will let your comment stand unchallenged. But not until then.
Posted by: zombie at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at January 02, 2015 12:58 PM (haxo2)
Posted by: Robin Williams at January 02, 2015 12:58 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 02, 2015 12:58 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Rolling Stone at January 02, 2015 12:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 02, 2015 12:58 PM (LImiJ)
Driven like Ms. Daisey.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 12:58 PM (nfmRC)
Posted by: Nor-Dick Track at January 02, 2015 12:58 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at January 02, 2015 12:59 PM (kXoT0)
now, if you drive drunk and hit something, you bang your face on the airbag or steering wheel, and break you ribs on the seat belt or steering wheel
just saying
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: brak at January 02, 2015 12:59 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2015 12:59 PM (QbuHa)
Perhaps he borrowed those five-pound stroke-victim-rehab dumbbells that the skinny SCOAMF was pictured "working out" with.
Those things can put on a real hurting if they get away from you.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2015 12:59 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 12:59 PM (nfmRC)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 02, 2015 01:00 PM (BxDum)
Posted by: What You Talkin Bout Willis at January 02, 2015 01:00 PM (27KAF)
I know they break easy, not clear how some flimsy rubber band snapping then breaks your face and ribs.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (ZPrif)
Where I work we use large rubber bands (size #107) to hold boxes of files closed. About a month ago I was trying to stretch a new one to fit on the box. It broke, and I punched myself *hard* in the mouth. I was damn lucky I didn't knock out a tooth.
Would have made a great YouTube.
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2015 01:00 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2015 12:56 PM (NaV4z)
Chicks have air bags.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 02, 2015 01:00 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 01:00 PM (nfmRC)
>>>He's just leaning his full 125lb frame into it
Yeah, right. The bullshit alone in his frame goes 140 at least.
Posted by: Hairy Reed, unindicted pederast at January 02, 2015 01:00 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (LImiJ)
Well in reality, the corrupt politician in Casino played by the Smother's Brother IS bases DIRECTLY on Reid
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (nzKvP)
Actually, the headline was Reid Breaks Face
It's funnier because more minimalist.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (RZzX3)
All that to say, he's unfit for office and likely quite ill.
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Hairy Reed's Latest Victim at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 02, 2015 01:01 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: LibertarianJim at January 02, 2015 01:02 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:02 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 12:59 PM (zOTsN)
Let's see... That'd be, what-- nose broken, raccoon eyes, lips split/ possible tooth damage, busted ribs maybe lower right side?
We'll see what he turns up with.
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:02 PM (t9hL9)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 01:02 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:02 PM (t72+4)
He was going at it with me when the 2x4 strapped to his butt broke. He fell. Let's just say I'm deep. IYKWIMAITYD
At least that's my testimony to the insurance investigator.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 02, 2015 01:02 PM (l0lja)
Fucking pieces of shit, every single one of them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 02, 2015 01:02 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 02, 2015 01:03 PM (S5kDr)
Then he staggered into the room full of mousetraps, then out the open window...
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 01:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 01:03 PM (nfmRC)
Posted by: Bretzysdude at January 02, 2015 01:03 PM (Vgq9g)
Posted by: Pmzey at January 02, 2015 01:03 PM (pmzey)
How old is he?
My doctor made me start taking calcium 15 years ago because I'm a little white woman, her words, not mine, and more prone to get osteoporosis.
I take them twice a day, breakfast & dinner.
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 01:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 01:04 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 01:03 PM (rwI+c)
---
amen--- this is ridiculous
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:04 PM (A98Xu)
Kids love a smooth face.
Posted by: Da Plastic Surgeon at January 02, 2015 01:04 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Citation X driver at January 02, 2015 01:04 PM (Sqmjr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 01:04 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Thai Tranny Hooker at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (nmeI4)
Or he's blacking out and collapsing, maybe the bathroom which has a lot of hard surfaces.
But I love how they blame it on *broken* equipment, because dear Hairy is faultless.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: AMartel at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (WWgnZ)
----------------------
My understanding is that he still attends services frequently (I don't think Pelosi does that). If someone were to get proof that he was drinking, I think it would hurt him critically in Nevada.
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: fly gal at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (8TdcF)
Would have made a great YouTube.
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, it was only a broken band.
Posted by: homewithflu at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (MVzEb)
Posted by: Tom Hagen at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (GrXXa)
- media
Posted by: Jay in CDA at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (xGt2P)
Posted by: myiq2xu at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (5fSr7)
I'm sorry about your grandmother.
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Furious George at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (UlJ3l)
but his injuries are just like my dads when he went through a windshield
and he didnt hurt his hands or wrists
just face and ribs
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (nmeI4)
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (UWFpX)
Yeah just like if someone got proof that Rangel was crooked senile bigot it might hurt him in his district in NYC?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (nzKvP)
frequently (I don't think Pelosi does that). If someone were to get
proof that he was drinking, I think it would hurt him critically in
Nevada.
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:05 PM (UWFpX)
He loves wearing the magical underwear. Little Johnny likes the look
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (MYCIw)
Senator Geary slipped and fell in hooker blood.
Posted by: AMartel at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (WWgnZ)
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (wv4qu)
Posted by: Dave Shanahan at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (VtXJ6)
Posted by: joncelli at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (IGt06)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 01:08 PM (RZzX3)
Today I found myself a hot little Puerto Rican number. Although at age 12, I fear he might be a bit old. Should I try the strap-on or the ball gag? Well the ball gag always hurts my face when I use it so I think I'll stick with the exercise bands.
Posted by: Hairy Reed's Diary Entry, Jan. 1, 2015 at January 02, 2015 01:08 PM (9GG/0)
just saying
Are you suggesting he crashed his windowless van in a drunken stupor?
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 01:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2015 01:06 PM (nmeI4)
" Be a shame if something happened to your liquor license at this Hotel"? Now let's talk about the Senator's room
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2015 01:08 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (wv4qu)
----
Yup. And if you cross the cables and put on a bungee chord.... you can launch a five year old across the room onto my "landing pad"......
Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 02, 2015 01:08 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 01:08 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Common Sense at January 02, 2015 01:09 PM (+YNzP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2015 01:09 PM (LA7Cm)
I'm going to go with "bar fight".
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Shoot Me at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (EQcfE)
Ok yall..... gotta run. Happy New Year.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: The Hand Of God at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: KayInMaine at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (zW/rD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 02, 2015 01:11 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2015 01:11 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 01:11 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (9z/Dk)
Sepsis-infected wounds.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 01:11 PM (zF6Iw)
And he just lost the majority leadership.
Some people'll bet on anything.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 01:11 PM (RZzX3)
Two things I really can't picture Harry Reid doing are (i) excercising, and (b) engaging in a sex act of any kind.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2015 01:10 PM (JtwS4)
I wouldn't call it sex either.
Posted by: Hairy Reed's Strapon at January 02, 2015 01:12 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (9z/Dk)
Sepsis-infected wounds.
You're welcome
Earwigs?
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 01:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:12 PM (t9hL9)
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 01:08 PM (sj3Ax)
My idea of karma would have involved the breaking band hurling his silly ass through a 10th story plate glass window.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 02, 2015 01:12 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: tdarrington at January 02, 2015 01:12 PM (dnWSK)
Why should I believe he cracked his face and ribs on a broken exercise band?
I'm entitled to think the worst.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:12 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:13 PM (t9hL9)
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:12 PM (t9hL9)
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In Ace's post.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:13 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Dirty Harry's Underage 'Friends' at January 02, 2015 01:13 PM (LeFwz)
Then again, my earlier post sounds valid too. I bet Lance the "personal trainer" got a little too crazy, and the staff had to make something up on the ride to the ER.
No I don't think that's inappropriate humor. The LSM and Hollywood friends got their laughs from Cheney accidentally giving a friend a dose of bird shot. The honorable in the closet gentleman from Nevada definitely deserves all the mean snark aimed his way.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 01:13 PM (/mTq0)
Seriously, there should be an age limit to serving in office and/or like driving tests, required regular check-ups/proof of health after a certain age as confirmation. Aw, who am I kidding, there was that one Congressman who was still serving while in a coma....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 01:13 PM (ABcz/)
I was thinking more like the accident-prone waiter who wouldn't pronounce "Chowdah" in the way Quimby's nephew wanted it.
Posted by: Bretzysdude at January 02, 2015 01:13 PM (Vgq9g)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:13 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (rwI+c)
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You're not thinking about this in the right way. Rangel gets his power base from the black community. Being a crooked senile bigot (you forgot tax dodger) isn't a big deal so long as you're a pro-black bigot. If, on the other hand, he endorsed the KKK, it would cause all sorts of problems.
Reid gets votes in part because he passes himself off to LIVs as a devout Mormon in heavily LDS Nevada. If it were discovered that he was getting fall-down drunk, then it would cause problems with the image that he's presented.
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (UWFpX)
I'll just say boys will be boys.
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (t2Yjj)
Posted by: Cornfed at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (Hoy9u)
Posted by: RWC - Nobody Bodda Me at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (fWAjv)
But I'm only 13!
Posted by: Lance at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (9z/Dk)
Botfly hatchings.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (T1005)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (7j5N9)
he is a drunk. explains alot
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 12:55 PM (zOTsN)
Plausible. Maybe even probable. It may explain all the insane stuff he has said in the past. Black heart + alcoholism. Could might be.
But who knows, maybe he really is an exercise fiend, but permit me to have my doubts.
Remember that the Lion of the Senate was also a drunk.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: Slappy at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: saltlick at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (4JTFf)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 01:16 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 01:16 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Nancy Grace at January 02, 2015 01:16 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:16 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 01:16 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jay in CDA at January 02, 2015 01:17 PM (xGt2P)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 02, 2015 01:17 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at January 02, 2015 01:17 PM (Lp6I1)
That would clean out half of the problems.
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 01:17 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (oa/c7)
What Irish Catholic isn't?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 01:17 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2015 01:17 PM (nmeI4)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 01:17 PM (XzRw1)
FTFY
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (D75QO)
especially for the most powerful politician in the state. he would never pay the damages out of pocket and use his clout to avoid prosecution
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (659DL)
P.S. It's "Palomino" Harry!
I know Harry Palomino, and you sir, are NO Harry Palomino!
Posted by: JB1000 at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (Sd++4)
One that involves slow reflexes?
Semi-seriously, only the goats know what happened.
Posted by: steveegg at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Captain Oveur at January 02, 2015 01:19 PM (9GG/0)
Or, you know, he "forgot" it, the little perv.
Posted by: Phinn at January 02, 2015 01:19 PM (i5GO4)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2015 01:19 PM (nmeI4)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 01:19 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:19 PM (D75QO)
Good for them!
Posted by: Theresa2theD at January 02, 2015 01:19 PM (Ez5Cr)
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 01:20 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 01:18 PM (3jmxp)
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Bob, that's an old picture from a previous accident. And your experience only accounts for his face, not his ribs.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:20 PM (A98Xu)
Good news. 20 states will had an increase in the minimum wage yesterday.
I look forward to spending $9 for a Big Mac meal in the near future.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:16 PM (0LHZx)
NY Slime says this is wonderful and everyone should be excited that we will become France in a few years.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 01:20 PM (0FSuD)
I'm sure ol' Harry gets a discount, but even at two-fifty per night that's still over $91,000 a year (assuming he keeps it year round).
You're welcome, asshole.
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:20 PM (t9hL9)
What time was he admitted? on New Years DAY?
Question the timing....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 02, 2015 01:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 02, 2015 01:21 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Zombie Liberace at January 02, 2015 01:21 PM (9GG/0)
Irony lost to the casinos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 01:21 PM (nfmRC)
But let's not let facts get in the way of bashing in Harry Reid's face.
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2015 01:21 PM (nmeI4)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:22 PM (D75QO)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:22 PM (zF6Iw)
And I don't care how much candy he wants to give me, he's not touching my pee-pee!
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:19 PM (D75QO)
I just want to "kiss it"
Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at January 02, 2015 01:22 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Baldy at January 02, 2015 01:22 PM (+35FH)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 02, 2015 01:22 PM (4df7R)
I forgot to say it knocked me off my feet but I was young so the fall didn't really cause any injury. Can't say it would not effected a 75 year old. Last thing I want to do is defend Reid.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (3jmxp)
Not to worry. McD's will just speed up the roll out of the new ATM style order taker. Coming to a store near you.
Walmart's got em. Many relatively small grocery stores have 'em.
For people with no special requirements and the intelligence to deal with a machine interface.
And who don't want to deal with a stupid human interface. Or a mumbly one. Or one who doesn't speak the language. Or who is too busy talking to their co-workers to get your order. Or who looks like someone who escaped from a garbage dump just last week. Or who looks like "spot city". Or who has an attitude a yard wide. Or who's I.Q. is less than their waist size. Or the one's that act more confused than you are. Or the one's who think they're so cool but they're like 17 and boy do they have a surprise coming.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (RZzX3)
I'm an injury magnet, partly because I've ledan active life and partly because I took incredibly stupid risks when I was younger, and happen to know a lot about sprains and breaks and bumps and bruises. Harry Reid is a former amateur boxer. A former amateur boxer and longtime student of themartial arts myself, Reid's injuries; rather, the pattern of Reid's injuries,look/seem like training injuries from boxing. I looked like that too when I was doing lots of sparring and contact stuff. I no longer do contact stuff because (a) I can't afford the medical care and (b) it nowtakes weeks to heal from injuries from which I used to recover ina few days.
Harry should not do contact stuff, either. There comes a point when you're entirely too old for that shit.
Posted by: troyriser at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (CAJL/)
You do know you are paying for his room, right?
They get a per Diem allowance for their rooms, TAX FREE.
Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (0FSuD)
Just like Hairy never lets facts get in the way of one of his Koch bros. or Romney mumble-tirades!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (ABcz/)
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I just straight up read it incorrectly.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (e8kgV)
I'll charitably say that he's lying about the equipment failure.
Posted by: steveegg at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (cL79m)
he went through the windshield, banged up his face and his ribs. his arms and hands were fine. see when you are really drunk, passed out, you dont brace yourself for impact
he was taken by ambulance to the hospital. he was there a few days
he had the car towed to a junk yard
he bought a new car
no dui, no body knew. we werent allowed to say
reid in las vegas? does he live on a big property? like a ranch?
he could easily do this
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:14 PM (rwI+c)
Thread winner....
Posted by: BB Wolf at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (qh617)
"Reid leaned on a wet car near his home in Washington, D.C.'s Ritz-Carlton hotel and tumbled to the ground."
I assume 'in' means he resides in the hotel.
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (t9hL9)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (t72+4)
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The picture in this post is from a previous injury.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:25 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (nFdGS)
What is funny is that all of your equipment is dildo shaped
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2015 01:25 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:25 PM (D75QO)
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No doubt. But it was a Mormon Colony before the vice industries arrived.
The LDS Church's stance is that it's fine for members to work in the casinos, but they're not allowed to gamble. The quip about the temple in Las Vegas is that it faces away from The Strip.
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:25 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: flounder at January 02, 2015 01:25 PM (FHh8u)
Posted by: 3.14159 at January 02, 2015 01:26 PM (MaINI)
equipment that would cause those type of injuries upon breaking and
causing one to fall is a treatmill. The funny thing is, Dingy Harry
isn't exactly a heavyweight.
I'll charitably say that he's lying about the equipment failure.
Posted by: steveegg at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (cL79m)
Maybe he was using a treadmill, but because he's an old, wheezy bastard, he had himself strapped to it with one of those elastic workout bands so he wouldn't fall off while practicing his "quick burst of speed to capture nubile young boys" attack. Only he stretched the band too tight, it snapped, and he went face first into the still running treadmill, which kicked his ass like an angry father at a YMCA orientation.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 02, 2015 01:26 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:24 PM (t9hL9)
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Okay, I've gotten this wrong 3 times.
Does the asshole live at the Ritz Carlton in DC when he's not in Henderson?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:26 PM (A98Xu)
I see what you did there. You don't want to go to one of Harry's "staff parties".
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 02, 2015 01:26 PM (LIyA2)
They get a per Diem allowance for their rooms, TAX FREE.
Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at January 02, 2015 01:23 PM (0FSuD)
Yes. Hence the 'asshole' bit.
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (t9hL9)
Does the asshole live at the Ritz Carlton in DC when he's not in Henderson?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:26 PM (A98Xu)
That has been my understanding for several years, though his situation may have changed.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (4df7R)
he has been in the hospital since then
there are no pictures of this yet
the picture above is from a previous incident
this did not happen at the ritz carlton, a previous incident did
this happened in las vegas
and hwat happens in vegas, stays in vegas
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, and about that recent trip to the hospital for "acid reflux"....
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: al zimer at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (ScUhd)
Posted by: Anal Probing Aliens at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (9GG/0)
This isn't funny, guys. I ruptured my colon falling onto a piece of equipment once.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 02, 2015 12:49 PM (nFdGS
That's our story and we are sticking to it.
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at January 02, 2015 01:27 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2015 01:25 PM (1Jaio)
Okay... What are the odds Obama owns a shake weight?
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:28 PM (t9hL9)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:28 PM (A98Xu)
Huh. I thought LV was pretty much founded by East Coast mob guys.
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:28 PM (D75QO)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2015 01:29 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Dudley at January 02, 2015 01:29 PM (FWU+0)
They were a bit miffed about being referred to as "pieces of equipment".
They're meticulously trained professionals, very disciplined, with considerable pride in their work.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2015 12:54 PM (noWW6)
The exercise equipment we install doesn't break until we decide it should break, and then it will fail spectacularly.
Posted by: V and R Exercise Equipment Installation at January 02, 2015 01:29 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2015 01:25 PM (1Jaio)
Okay... What are the odds Obama owns a shake weight?
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:28 PM (t9hL9)
Now with refreshing mist spraying feature!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2015 01:29 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 01:29 PM (nfmRC)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2015 01:30 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:28 PM (D75QO)
And Mormon bankers who processed everything and took a cut.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 01:30 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:28 PM (D75QO)
I want to say that it's PJ O'Rourke who said what's great about America is that someone will look at a desert wasteland and go hey! I'm going to build a casino there and make a ton of money!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 01:30 PM (mf5HN)
And he turned orange after touch football, as I recall.
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 01:30 PM (MMC8r)
And every union contract is based on a formula that uses the minimum wage as a base. When that base goes up, every union member gets a raise as well.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:30 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 01:30 PM (mf5HN)
Well, you got the 'build a casino' bit right. . .
Posted by: Bugsy Siegel at January 02, 2015 01:31 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 02, 2015 01:31 PM (AC0lD)
On the other hand she once told me years ago that she thought he was "a very handsome man, but crooks and conmen usually are."
Posted by: RoyL at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (wdHQo)
Posted by: Aviator at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: cheri at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Barack Obama "
Fusilli Barry....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (LA7Cm)
Because you can only do the Lord's work for so long without a big bankroll.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (nfmRC)
That's not always true. A lot of times the guy making $10 keeps on making $10, but has now seen his buying power slashed.
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (1cnJC)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (t72+4)
Slim, he's a democrat. Think about the SNL Ford skits, he was a GOPe. Think we will see ANYTHING about this on SNL?
I take no for a $1000, Alex.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2015 01:32 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at January 02, 2015 01:33 PM (0I3D8)
Posted by: Blor Utar at January 02, 2015 01:33 PM (IKa7V)
It didn't get all casino-y until the mid to late 40s.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (0LHZx)
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I don't know about LV specifically (the Mormons established a fort there around 1855, though it was apparently abandoned not long afterwards). But I do know that quite a few communities throughout the state were Mormon colonies.
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (3jmxp)
Heh. This sounds like an interesting bit of history that nobody has written very much about.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (D75QO)
http://tinyurl.com/qfm6y3t
Half of Obamacare subsidy recipients may owe refunds to the IRS
Posted by: RWC - Nobody Bodda Me at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (XO6WW)
His wife has one helluva jab, uppercut, and hook. Probably more sucker punches than any other, I suspect.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2015 01:35 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: RWC - Nobody Bodda Me at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv)
_____________
Prediction: EO coming out around April 10th saying they don't have to pay the money back.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:35 PM (0LHZx)
You mean that bit of string that's always wrapped around the handles so it stays out of the way?
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (t9hL9)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (XO6WW)
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My favorite so far.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (A98Xu)
Yeah but Bush wasn't an obnoxious prick like Harry' been.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (IXrOn)
Slim, he's a democrat. Think about the SNL Ford skits, he was a GOPe. Think we will see ANYTHING about this on SNL?
I take no for a $1000, Alex.
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Given that SNL mocked Romney in 2012 by having him do something that Biden did in real life in 2008...
I'd say that we'll shortly see a skit in which Mitch McConnell gets fall-down drunk, and tries to blame it on exercise equipment.
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (UWFpX)
It'd be a shame if an aneurism would develop from this...
I'd hate to pay to this jerk's funeral.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (haxo2)
Wait, so you are saying LIVs lied about their income to get free shit?
Nah, that never happens. Just some racist story.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (0FSuD)
I think they said "fool recovery."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2015 01:36 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:35 PM (0LHZx)
...Unless you gave money to Republicans.
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:37 PM (t9hL9)
kicked his ass like an angry father at a YMCA orientation
*puts on super quiet ninja line-stealing shoes*
*steals this*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2015 01:37 PM (JtwS4)
Yes, the same type on boats and jet ski's. LOL
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 01:37 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2015 01:35 PM (0LHZx)
I don't think so. Why should he care about the little people and their suffering anymore.
Posted by: RWC - Nobody Bodda Me at January 02, 2015 01:37 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:28 PM (D75QO)
Yeah, I heard it by a guy named Moe Greene
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2015 01:38 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2015 01:38 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: avi at January 02, 2015 01:38 PM (viqX2)
Posted by: 10 year old Italian boy in Searchlight, NV at January 02, 2015 01:38 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 01:34 PM (3jmxp)
I keep a mental file of the most vicious things the left has said about Bush and, especially, Palin. I use them whenever some lefty gives me crap about mocking some poor Democrat's pain or suffering. It never shuts them up, but they go nuclear when you use their own words against them.
Posted by: Bugsy Siegel at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Little Timmy at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (Am9Tn)
>>>And Mormon bankers who processed everything and took a cut.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about those Five Mormon Bankers.
Posted by: Black Debbie from Sealab at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (XMDuf)
They come in 3's.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2015 01:38 PM (IXrOn)
'Cept Reid's not dead.
*forces self not to add "unfortunately"*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (haxo2)
Either that, or he forgot his safeword again. "Palomino!"
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (iIzG7)
I don't like making fun of others' physical misfortunes either, even loathsome creeps like Reid, but I think a lot of us are not buying the explanation for the injuries.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 01:40 PM (zF6Iw)
I think I am in love.
Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at January 02, 2015 01:40 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:40 PM (UWFpX)
almost Reid (soon...)
Buffet?
Soros?
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (haxo2)
Cankles?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 02, 2015 01:40 PM (4df7R)
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Kids today don't understand that kind of vision. They don't know that their ancestors packed all their hopes and dreams and came to a new land with their Tommy guns and they built Las Vegas.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 02, 2015 01:40 PM (LImiJ)
almost Reid (soon...)
Buffet?
Soros?
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at January 02, 2015 01:39 PM (haxo2)
The Peanut Farmer.
Posted by: V and R Exercise Equipment Installation at January 02, 2015 01:41 PM (cL79m)
LOVE IT.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:41 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:40 PM (UWFpX)
Holy crap. Western intel actually caught someone?
Were they wearing their "Russian Spy" t-shirts or something?
Posted by: Secundus at January 02, 2015 01:41 PM (t9hL9)
i still say car accident
Posted by: ThunderB at January 02, 2015 01:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 01:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2015 01:42 PM (e3bId)
Cuomo...
almost Reid (soon...)
Buffet?
Soros?
Henry Prince Of The Gorged Tick People Kissinger?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 01:42 PM (XzRw1)
Lord, could you imagine? The DNC would be falling all over themselves to get Chelsea to run "to continue her mother's trailblazing work."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 01:43 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at January 02, 2015 01:43 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
I sometimes think you're to nice a person to associate with the likes of us.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at January 02, 2015 01:43 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 01:43 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at January 02, 2015 01:40 PM (4df7R)
She's just like Cuomo - a never-will-be-nominee. Unless a Rat somehow becomes VP, said Rat has at most 4 years between becoming prominent and becoming the Presidential nominee.
Posted by: steveegg at January 02, 2015 01:44 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: CatO9Tails at January 02, 2015 01:44 PM (Dql1m)
I love making fun of others physical misfortunes when they are lying, POS, country ruiners.
LOVE IT.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 01:41 PM (A98Xu)
If you don't have anything nice to say about someone......come sit by me.
Posted by: Zombie Dorothy Parker at January 02, 2015 01:44 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Drpullit at January 02, 2015 01:44 PM (FBeqI)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 02, 2015 01:45 PM (iIzG7)
Were they wearing their "Russian Spy" t-shirts or something?
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Apparently, Military Intelligence got suspicious when "I heart Anna Chapman" posters started going up all over the base.
Posted by: junior at January 02, 2015 01:46 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 01:48 PM (3jmxp)
I'd say that we'll shortly see a skit in which Mitch McConnell gets fall-down drunk, and tries to blame it on exercise equipment.
Brilliant! I'll get right on it.
Posted by: Lorne Michaels at January 02, 2015 01:48 PM (D75QO)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at January 02, 2015 01:49 PM (t72+4)
I remember one time he went on a skiing vacation.
The accompanying article quoted a ski instructor, who referred to Ford as "the best skier over 60 [he] had ever seen".
So what photo gets run with the article?
The one of Ford falling, of course.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 02, 2015 01:53 PM (D75QO)
Posted by: Trump at January 02, 2015 01:53 PM (mctSY)
Posted by: jimmy the weasel at January 02, 2015 01:59 PM (9ty8a)
To the best of my knowledge Senator Reid's most recent injuries did not come from attempting to rape a teenage runaway boy who fought back and hit the Senator in the face with the 14" dildo Senator Reid was holding at the time - knocking the Senator backwards into the bondage rack - causing him to lose his balance and slip on the ball gag on the floor and fall onto the metal Ben Dover rack causing his broken ribs.
There is no way that happened.
Posted by: An Observation at January 02, 2015 02:01 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: hadoop at January 02, 2015 02:01 PM (2X7pN)
Nope, just ugly. The pretty ones always get away with it.
Posted by: hadoop at January 02, 2015 02:03 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: steveegg
And he hasn't even begun to explain how the kettle bell ended up his ass.
Posted by: Aviator at January 02, 2015 02:05 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Pat at January 02, 2015 02:06 PM (AivPA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 01:07 PM (0FSuD)
Come on now, there are Mormon's on this board who approve of the mocking of Reid, but don't appreciate the digs at their religion.
Posted by: Scully Wog at January 02, 2015 02:10 PM (CV0/i)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 02, 2015 02:13 PM (w+5ie)
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at January 02, 2015 02:13 PM (vXqv3)
Posted by: Reggie L at January 02, 2015 02:14 PM (KKP6T)
If this ultra liberal does not sue the equipment manufacturer, than it will be proof it did not happen on an exercise equipment.
Posted by: JoeNYC at January 02, 2015 02:15 PM (kf+qe)
giddy up barrack!
Posted by: concealedkerry or submitt at January 02, 2015 02:16 PM (vXqv3)
http://tinyurl.com/ct5u8tu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2015 02:21 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2015 02:50 PM (ZrDPU)
Posted by: me at January 02, 2015 03:15 PM (SC+jr)
You don't extend your arms to break a fall when you're unconscious.
Posted by: Kirk at January 02, 2015 12:57 PM (GBnWt)
A seizure or a stroke is my thought on this. Especially if he is still in the hospital as lots is tests are being run to determine the blackout.
One test is prob his BAC
Posted by: Sunny at January 02, 2015 03:30 PM (Xnxty)
Posted by: kraki at January 02, 2015 03:32 PM (krvsp)
No, they were deep cover. Their tee shirts said "I'm Not Putin You On."
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 02, 2015 03:35 PM (LIyA2)
Posted by: Mistress NOpe at January 02, 2015 03:46 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 02, 2015 03:53 PM (wdHk6)
Posted by: Beverly Cooper at January 02, 2015 04:04 PM (UF00q)
Posted by: JEA at January 02, 2015 04:21 PM (hpPAv)
Posted by: mac at January 02, 2015 04:28 PM (G8U2M)
Posted by: Pat at January 02, 2015 05:09 PM (AivPA)
Posted by: ahem at January 02, 2015 05:19 PM (lKGzI)
Posted by: someguy at January 02, 2015 05:22 PM (3z91g)
A 14 year old ward of the state shake-weight.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 02, 2015 05:48 PM (i0vkQ)
Posted by: JEA at January 02, 2015 04:21 PM (hpPAv)
So, you're saying that conservatives criticize Democrats and liberals criticize Republicans and each side is more offended when the other side criticizes them and the politicians they support?!? Wow, what a "persuasive" point. Yet, you seem to be implying that only conservatives are hypocrites, right? I don't think it's much of a "gotcha" moment when you're not even acknowledging that both sides do it.
Also, for the record, one of the two you mentioned is the Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate, with significant power over the country's citizens (e.g., do you remember how ObamaCare passed?), while the other is a former Governor and VP candidate with zero power over the country's citizens. So, when the former has something happen to him physically that may indicate something more disconcerting about his ability to serve in his prominent role in the U.S. Senate, it's eminently more relevant than the latter's disabled child standing on a pet dog.
In addition, perhaps Republicans would leave Reid alone, like they do in regards to various Democrats in the Senate who don't try to interject themselves into political debates, if Reid wasn't so hateful, such as lying and making up claims about Romney's tax returns and calling Bush a "loser," the latter of which is very unbecoming for a U.S. Senator (and involves the use of projection), don't you think? I won't even point out the reaction by the Left when Bush has accidents in which he fell down and suffered minor injuries (i.e., "pretzel" incident, "biking" accident). Perhaps you should go lecture the Left about their behavior in regards to those Bush accidents.
Posted by: Slappy at January 02, 2015 06:29 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: JeffersonOh at January 02, 2015 07:33 PM (ZOfEI)
Posted by: skoot at January 02, 2015 07:48 PM (g0zrq)
Second rule, tell everyone it was an accident.
Posted by: ubik at January 02, 2015 10:54 PM (lCc6O)
Posted by: MoJoTee at January 03, 2015 12:09 AM (E3ArJ)
Posted by: ahem at January 03, 2015 10:23 AM (lKGzI)
Posted by: JMc at January 03, 2015 06:36 PM (19ryl)
Posted by: JMc at January 03, 2015 06:38 PM (19ryl)
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