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Good God: Lena Dunham's "Rape" Story Gets More Preposterous
Gawker received a leak of Lena Dunham's book proposal a long time ago, and published it. They later took it down after legal threats.
They say the proposal makes it clear who the alleged "rapist" Barry in Lena Dunham's book is. First things first: In the original book proposal, Lena Dunham describes the "rape," and get this, it's not rape.I basically didn’t meet a Republican until I was nineteen, when I shared an ill-fated evening of love-making with our campus' resident conservative, who wore snakeskin boots and hosted a radio show... Mid-intercourse on the moldy dorm rug I looked up into my roommate Sarah’s potted plant and noticed something dangling. I tried to make out its nebulous shape and then I realized--it was the condom. [He] had purposely flung the prophylactic into our tiny palm tree, thinking I was too dumb or too drunk or too eager to please to call him on it. [...] The next day, on the radiator in the art building, I told the story to my best friend Audrey who winced. Firstly because he was a Republican and secondly because, she whispered "you were raped."Incredible. Now, what he did (assuming he did it at all) was dishonest and a violation, but rape? Her own description suggests she was eager to have sex -- that is, consenting. Jesus God Almighty. In the book she calls this rape, and insinuates more than she describes here. In the book, she suggests she didn't give consent at all. But in the book proposal, it's clear she consented; she's just objecting to the fact that he decided to go Julian Assange on her. Now if this could get any worse, which it can't, but let's just keep moving along anyway, it turns out that the "Republican" in question never belonged formally to any party, until 2012, when he registered... as a Democrat.
You can go over to Gawker to get the details about him. I'm not publishing his name because it now appears to be outright defamatory to claim this guy "Raped" Lena Dunham, and he ought to take that up with her.
There is at least one discrepancy between the proposal and what we know about [Dunham's alleged assailant], however. According to public records, ["Barry"] did not affiliate with either major political party until 2012, when he formally registered as a Democrat. Unlike the character in Dunham's memoir, he does not appear to have ever been an on-the-book Republican--though it’s certainly possible he identified as one without ever filing the proper paperwork.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:41 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:42 PM (K4YiS)
I'd say "We're fucked," but that'd probably be rape too.
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:43 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Old Dog at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (tQYJH)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Hodor at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (Ua6T/)
If his father is the host of All Things Considered -- then he is a liberal. Guaranteed.
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Null at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Yoda at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (4oSLk)
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2014 05:45 PM (u9gzs)
Posted by: tu3031
And...you just committed rape.
The "microaggression" kind of rape.
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:45 PM (K4YiS)
She's one of them
Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 30, 2014 05:46 PM (/88SZ)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 30, 2014 05:46 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (K4YiS)
If he was with NPR at all he is a liberal.
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2014 05:46 PM (u9gzs)
What? You didn't have a Lena Christmas ornament hanging on your tree this year?
My tree was bent over.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Highland Park 18 ahhh; never too early for New Year's at December 30, 2014 05:48 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 05:48 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Garry Trudeau at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (MOjUR)
But of course, his reputation is already ruined for the rest of his life.
All for The Narrative.
Details here:
http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2014/12/07/mass-rapes-at-u-c-berkeley/
"The One Known Victim: [name redacted by request]
It is generally not our policy to further humiliate a falsely accused “rapist” by printing his full name in connection with the charges, but in this case we do so because the innocent student slandered by these charges, [name redacted by request], must forever endure the fact that the media coverage of the rape charges originally made against him was far more extensive than the subsequent retraction and dismissal of the false accusations. Hopefully this article will help to skew the search results more toward “innocent” than “accused.”
Local news site Berkeleyside was one of the few outlets to cover in detail how he was determined to be “factually innocent” of the false charges:"
etc.
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (K4YiS)
http://tinyurl.com/q7lxkfh
Warning; Do NOT click this link if you are planning to eat or just ate
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (z/HLo)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 05:50 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:50 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: A mighty oak at December 30, 2014 05:50 PM (8ikIW)
The UN security council has rejected the PA's demand for Israel to withdraw from disputed territories. And the US even voted no.
http://is.gd/oBbGFg
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2014 05:50 PM (u9gzs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 05:50 PM (0HooB)
So does this mean that 2014 is going to go down in history as the year
of the rape, or not rape, or narrative rape? I'm just sooooo confused.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 30, 2014 05:46 PM (vVSOO)
I've been raping the USA for some time now, not just 2014.
Posted by: Barack Obama, Rapist in Chief at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BSKB at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (whPuR)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Gary Trudeau at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (LrtOu)
Is that too hard to understand? I mean, LOOK AT ME! I get lucky about as often as Haley's Comet shows up!
Posted by: Lena at December 30, 2014 05:51 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 05:52 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 05:52 PM (XzRw1)
"I told the story to my best friend Audrey who winced. Firstly because he was a Republican and secondly because, she whispered "you were raped.""
If your friend prioritizes things in that way-- Rape, okay, that's bad, but OMG you slept with a Republican-- you're either lying or you don't actually have any genuine friends.
You could make an argument of scumbaggery on the guy's part, but what's the likelihood of ANY of this being true?
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 05:52 PM (K8cNu)
Posted by: jaed at December 30, 2014 05:53 PM (pepNq)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 05:53 PM (i/uD6)
Maybe I can buy up one of the tire plants Obama is driving out of business, and corner the market on steel-belted radial jimmy hats.
Ribbed for her pleasure AND for improved off-road traction!
Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2014 05:53 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 05:53 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jackie from UVA at December 30, 2014 05:53 PM (8aCQe)
>The "microaggression" kind of rape.
There's no "micro" with her.
Posted by: fb at December 30, 2014 05:54 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:54 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 05:54 PM (LrtOu)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa)
Hahahaha
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (K8cNu)
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, she let out a great bellow...
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (rwI+c)
I'm going to say I agree with you about Dumham.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (sj3Ax)
2. Everything is Racist
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (ZPrif)
But he should still be jailed for willingly having sex with Lena Dunham. That shit surely is a crime, right?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (MQEz6)
2. Everything is Racist
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (ZPrif)
_________
Racist rape?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (+5+Cm)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2014 05:53 PM (noWW6)
The Michelin ones come with date restaurant recommendations
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (K8cNu)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (HFRZF)
As I posted earlier the statistic shows show 50 to 60% of all reported rapes are false.
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2014 05:45 PM (u9gzs)
Henceforth we should immediately call "bullshit" on an purported rape that the purported victim does not report to the police PDQ. If it's sufficiently traumatic to qualify as rape, then it's traumatic enough to report to the police.
Conversely, if the purported victim doesn't consider it grievous enough to report to the police, then I for one don't consider it grievous enough to hear about.
This "anguished story from years of yore" horseshit is an ringing invitation to drama queens and self-promoters to try it on with a gullible public. Tell your story to hard-boiled detectives first.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (oKE6c)
___________
Nope. Never did. I shagged some nothing to write home abouts, but in my most drunken days of college there is no way I would have kissed - let alone fucked - something as odious as this cow.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 05:57 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 05:57 PM (K8cNu)
I'll respect Ace by not saying which one, but not Hillsdale or Grove City, that's for sure.
Basically, he's exactly like Lena Dunham. A lackluster child of successful leftist parents.
"White privilege" is just an attempt to dilute the real and substantial privilege that these spoiled kids have.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 30, 2014 05:58 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette in Walter Mitty World at December 30, 2014 05:58 PM (IXrOn)
Yeah. Her choice of attire in that awful photo is just wrong. She's not very appealing.
Notice she's standing. If she laid down on the beach cats would try to bury her.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 05:58 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 05:58 PM (z/HLo)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 05:58 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (K4YiS)
And, the Gawker story points out that:
"His dad was a Jew, not that there's anything wrong with that, and that the son didn't necessarily identify as a Jew. And even if the father did belong to the Jewish group that actually controlled the world, it didn't mean that the son was a Republican"
That may not be an exact quote of the Gawker story. It might just be from a Gawker brainstorming session that I can totally envision happening. In a frat house somewhere. Maybe.
Posted by: The Hobo's Sex And Candy Stare Decicis at December 30, 2014 05:58 PM (XeGAx)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (nzqCf)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:54 PM (5fSr7)
Imagine the shit his friends are giving him. They're probably ringing his phone off the hook as we type.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (oKE6c)
Scientific fact:
"Unknown's" tryst with La Dunham was the first and only known instance -
where sperm swam away from the egg.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (0cMkb)
I am usually passed out or in an ER when I reach that point. Or dead, I hope.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: I'm not a vulgar human being or even an actor playing a vulgar human being at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:50 PM (5fSr7)
I may be guilty of this (no whales, but some were on the chubby side) during my younger days before I met my wife, but at least they were cute in the face and had a good personality. Dunham is just horrendous on pretty much every standard by which you judge a woman, especially looks and personality.
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 05:59 PM (nzqCf)
_________
There are real world Alex P. Keatons out there. Not saying this guy is one of them necessarily, but you can't judge someone's politics based on their dad.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 06:00 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 30, 2014 06:00 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 06:00 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 30, 2014 06:00 PM (e8kgV)
I guess when one can get attention from being a victim without actually having been victimized.
This story actually seems more believable (purple cowboy boots, really? ) but I won't believe it on the general principle of not trusting proven attention-whore liars.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 30, 2014 06:01 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 06:01 PM (z/HLo)
Posted by: Caliban at December 30, 2014 06:01 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 06:01 PM (RYD+a)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 30, 2014 06:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette in Walter Mitty World at December 30, 2014 06:01 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (K8cNu)
Conversely, if the purported victim doesn't consider it grievous enough to report to the police, then I for one don't consider it grievous enough to hear about.
This "anguished story from years of yore" horseshit is an ringing invitation to drama queens and self-promoters to try it on with a gullible public. Tell your story to hard-boiled detectives first.
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.I have a working theory on why this stuff is happening in bunches right now. Feminists are trying to get the statute of limitations removed from State and Federal rape laws. That way anyone can go back forever to file charges against pretty much anyone they ever slept with and later regretted.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (4oSLk)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (mo0D+)
Well, the fact that he's a registered democrat is pretty conclusive.
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (lk8d4)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (MQEz6)
But he should still be jailed for willingly having sex with Lena Dunham. That shit surely is a crime, right?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 05:55 PM (0LHZx)
Well, the one extenuating circumstance is whether he drank a case or more of beer the night he nailed her. When you don't really remember doing it, we can probably excuse you doing it ... but just once and only once.
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (OsWis)
"Lena dahling. You have a figure that makes a potato sack wish it wore a sack."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (LrtOu)
Posted by: Grumpyguy at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (6OScs)
Good God. Nature can be so cruel.
Flat-chested AND with enormous thunder thighs. She can't catch a break.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 05:44 PM (K4YiS)
Yep. She just wanted to take the opportunity to slander Republicans, because we all know how awful *those* people are, don't we?
And, forgive my prejudice, but that sounds like something a douchey liberal guy would do. Assuming this even happened.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Behold the mighty power of the comma.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (MQEz6)
Until very recently, that was the standard.
These idiot leftists are literally trying to demolish our legal system by bypassing it altogether and establishing their kangaroo courts.
Again, this can be stopped or at least slowed by having the falsely accused start suing everything that isn't nailed down, starting with the skool's administration for impersonating an agent of the court.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (0HooB)
Way, way, waaay TMI.
Damn. People actually spend real money to read/watch this wretched creature?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (K4YiS)
Good God. Nature can be so cruel.
Flat-chested AND with enormous thunder thighs. She can't catch a break.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (oKE6c)
Yeah, but Lena has a terrific personality ... oh, wait, she doesn't even have that. She's not even one of those pleasant chubbies like Natalie from "The Facts of Life."
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Roy Cooper at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Manatee at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (xWW96)
happening in bunches right now. Feminists are trying to get the statute
of limitations removed from State and Federal rape laws. That way
anyone can go back forever to
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 30, 2014 06:02 PM (4oSLk)
FIFY.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (oKE6c)
this guy is a registered dem and his father is an npr fixture and college president
she has accused a prog, from a well known prog family, of rape
popcorn please
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (S0A/C)
There are exactly zero conservatives who have a father who works for NPR, decided to go to Oberlin, politically first registered as a Democrat and banged Lena Dunham.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility
_______________
Hey! What do you have against me? What have I ever done to you?
Posted by: 5-year-old with an Etch-a-Sketch at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (w8mtI)
Posted by: Sven10077 at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Trojan at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (e8kgV)
She also has a body type that some women of her political persuasion seem to cultivate; fat, soft, with no interest in shaping it to some minimum standard of beauty. In fact, the masculine tattoo suggests that she is actively trying to look unappealing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (Zu3d9)
Ace has post-raped me.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (LrtOu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 06:08 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (Zu3d9) It working.
Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 06:08 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:08 PM (v5UtH)
this guy is a registered dem and his father is an npr fixture and college president
she has accused a prog, from a well known prog family, of rape
popcorn please
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (zOTsN)
I predict Ebola will play a large roll in the next episode of "Girls"
The new show title after that one will be "Girls Minus One"
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 06:08 PM (MQEz6)
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep that narrative rollin'
Keep those liars lying
RAW LIES
Don't try to understand them
Just lie n' lie n' slander 'em
RAW LIES
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:08 PM (RZzX3)
Love life has been pretty much non-existent, as usual, and I was getting really desperate. Batteries don't come cheap, you know, but then I had a great idea: I'd go hit up the president of the campus spelunking club. I figured I'd be right in his wheelhouse ..."
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 30, 2014 06:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (sj3Ax)
she just got unger
who is also jewish, in addition to being a dem from an npr and college president
oh yes
popcorn please
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (zOTsN)
Everyone please be aware that this a Global Warming awareness week and everyone should do their part to prevent this terrible tragedy from getting worse. We salute Presdent Obama for his efforts to prevent this problem that Bush created getting worse.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (Sd++4)
I believe that's called "overkill"...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (OsWis)
Way, way, waaay TMI.
Damn. People actually spend real money to read/watch this wretched creature?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (1CroS)
I've heard worse from my college days. I remember this girl who lived in my girlfriend's dorm and would sleep with around a dozen different guys a semester. She'd always bring them back to her dorm room to have sex. The worst part is that my girlfriend told me that she and her friends knew for a fact that the loose girl didn't change the sheets on her bed the whole school year. Can you imagine how ... um, crusty the sheets were?!?
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (Am9Tn)
"[He] had purposely flung the prophylactic into our tiny palm tree, thinking I was too dumb or too drunk or too eager to please to call him on it."
It seems to me that she is attributing the "eager to please" comment to his, not her, state of mind.
Not that I buy any of her story. Just another way of looking at the statement.
Posted by: Me_and_only_me at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (jJn7d)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:04 PM (v5UtH)
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Maybe she was better looking back then?
Posted by: wheatie at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (943iJ)
Posted by: steevy /i]
Hey, that's an extremely good point.
She was trying to slander the only Republican she's ever met, but not get her hands dirty doing so. She let other people dig out his last name -- and she can then claim that she never actually named him
Diabolically clever -- and evil.
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (K4YiS)
http://tinyurl.com/q7lxkfh
Warning; Do NOT click this link if you are planning to eat or just ate
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa)
Now you know that guy's friends are burning up his phone lines to give him shit, and have dog food delivered to his house.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (oKE6c)
You brush your teeth, shave your face, wash your frigging clothes, bathe and, by the way... If you look like 150 pounds of bread dough, you Keep. Your. Frigging. Clothes. On.
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (K8cNu)
Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (K4YiS)
gawker is a prog publication. they are supporting her rape story, and threw this guy and his family under the bus
oh yes
popcorn
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:11 PM (zOTsN)
When I was an undergrad there was a girl known as "Horrible Hank" who lived in the next dorm over. Very unattractive, but known as a sure thing. Didn't even need to buy her dinner. Sad really. Maybe Dunham was "Loose Lena". The go to for the guy with a sack full.
And no, I was never that desperate.
Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: wheatie at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (943iJ)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (sj3Ax)
122 Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 06:05 PM (K4YiS)She also has a body type that some women of her political persuasion seem to cultivate; fat, soft, with no interest in shaping it to some minimum standard of beauty. In fact, the masculine tattoo suggests that she is actively trying to look unappealing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2014 06:07 PM (Zu3d9)
That's the big part. I mean for the rest there may not really be a whole lot she can do about. I don't know, I've never looked at what her parents look like. But its like she is going out of her way to come off as looking unattractive. Not even making an effort to look nice.
Also I still say she looks like a less effeminate version of Michael Cera.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Sheriff of Waterhole #3 at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (ScUhd)
Sorry. I was in the Navy. I don't believe that for one minute.
Maybe the guys you hang out with but the average swabbie deckhand? Or snipe?
Warm, wet, willing.
Looks, size or personality are not on that list.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (LrtOu)
Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (xWW96)
Why, it's almost as if to be a Leftist is to become a bulimic liar...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (xWW96)
Bucket of rat dicks?!? Wasn't that phrase uttered by FDR in his first inauguration speech?!?
(For the record, that phrase made me legitimately laugh out loud.)
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: mallfly at December 30, 2014 06:14 PM (bJm7W)
And ugh, one of my BFF's is having a horrible holiday season. Her husband's mom in Chi-town is dying in hospice, and now his dad is in the hospital there with a possible heart attack.
She's a mess (double for her husband).
Prayers, please. She's a writer who has been talked about here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: mallfly at December 30, 2014 06:14 PM (bJm7W)
(For the record, that phrase made me legitimately laugh out loud.)
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:13 PM (Am9Tn)
"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. And rat penises."
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (K8cNu)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (MbqmP)
The old women of the village say it is cursed and you must never look at it after the Sun has set or demons will come.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Pillsbury Dough Boy at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (brIR5)
Wasn't this same sort of thing, having sex without a condom when she thought/assumed you had one, the sort of 'rape' that has been chasing Julian Assange?
Just saying, apparently it already is rape in Europe, from what I remember.
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (Aoayx)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2014 05:49 PM (GrXXa)
Meh!
Seen worse.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (sj3Ax)
Snap!
Crackle!
Pop!
Sheet Krispies!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 30, 2014 05:56 PM (HFRZF)
She's had waaaay more than 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 06:16 PM (sdi6R)
Boots = Republican. Apparently.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 06:16 PM (TIIx5)
And LOL to the bucket of rat dicks. Tatted rat dicks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:17 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 06:18 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Vic at December 30, 2014 06:18 PM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Melville (Not the one on Long Island) at December 30, 2014 06:18 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:18 PM (FsuaD)
Bucket of Rat Dicks would make a good band name.
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 06:18 PM (UlJ3l)
Didn't you see them open for Van Halen at the Roxy back in '77 (back when VH was known as "Rat Salad")?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: PeeCee at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (xYVem)
You beat me to posting she's had more than 15 minutes of fame, what's the fascination with this beast?
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: maddogg at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (xWW96)
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I think it's the combination of two different things.
First, we've largely removed the stigma from being the victim of a rape. This is a good thing.
Second, certain elements of society have massively publicized non-violent rape. As a result, it's fairly easy for a woman (it never seems to be a man in any of these instances) to say that she was involved in sex in which she was a less than enthusiastic participant (which is about where universities seem to be setting the standard these days...) and get lots of sympathy without having to actually undergo most of the violence and trauma that was once associated with the word "rape".
And very few people object to getting extra sympathy.
Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jeb! Bush at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (0cMkb)
You beat me to posting she's had more than 15 minutes of fame, what's the fascination with this beast?
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (sj3Ax)
At this point, I feel compelled to *very carefully* point out that men aren't her core viewing demographic
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (K8cNu)
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:09 PM (Am9Tn)
__________
I knew a fella' in college who changed his sheets once a semester. Weird thing was, the rest of his apartment was always very neat. But he had this thing about never changing sheets. Odd.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (0LHZx)
Flat-chested AND with enormous thunder thighs. She can't catch a break.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:03 PM (oKE6c)
You know, there are lots of lovely women out there who perhaps don't have the ideal figure or are not exactly Helen of Troy. But they are not obnoxious and all up in our faces insisting that we should act like we long to see them naked and they are just as beautiful as, say, Halle Berry.
Sure, Dunham is on the homely side, but I've actually seen some reasonably cute pictures of her. She would be okay if she weren't so narcissistic and obnoxious attention whorey. And she really should get that moldy growth on her forearm checked out.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (oa/c7)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (3a584)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (S0A/C)
The entire "memoir" is bullshit. It's a goddam diary of an immature young narcissistic woman.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (Aoayx)
Posted by: Jeb! Bush at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (0cMkb)
Yeah! It's my time to rise!
Posted by: Pillsbury Dough Boy at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: The Take-Away... at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (yn6XZ)
Posted by: Mel at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (MMC8r)
I wouldn't take any sea cruises if I were her.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (RZzX3)
Despite trying not to laugh I am!
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ---
omg, so funny. I nominate for Thread Winnah!
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 30, 2014 06:22 PM (/Ho8c)
The entire "memoir" is bullshit. It's a goddam diary of an immature young narcissistic woman.
This, in many ways, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:22 PM (FsuaD)
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I think it's the combination of two different things.
First, we've largely removed the stigma from being the victim of a rape. This is a good thing.
Second, certain elements of society have massively publicized non-violent rape. As a result, it's fairly easy for a woman (it never seems to be a man in any of these instances) to say that she was involved in sex in which she was a less than enthusiastic participant (which is about where universities seem to be setting the standard these days...) and get lots of sympathy without having to actually undergo most of the violence and trauma that was once associated with the word "rape".
And very few people object to getting extra sympathy.
Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 06:20 PM (UWFpX)
___________
I think it's the victim nation we've become. Everyone wants to be a victim. What better victim than a woman who has been raped?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 06:22 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:12 PM (sj3Ax)
I know. My girlfriend and her friends from the dorm used to tell me that when they'd go in the girl's room, it would always smell like sex in the air. It was probably somewhat psychological. But the girl never burned incense or sprayed Renuzit or anything like that. The irony is that the girl was somewhat attractive, too. A couple of guys I knew had the hots for her until I told them her "dating" practices, though I think one of the guys who lived on my dorm floor didn't care and "took the plunge" anyway.
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:22 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale!
___________________
Are you speaking of "Dreams From My Father" or "The Audacity of Hope"?
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:19 PM (sj3Ax)
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It's sort of like a horror story and a train wreck, combined.
People like horror stories...and also find it hard to turn away from watching a train wreck.
Posted by: wheatie at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (943iJ)
That goes for a lot of women. Personality counts.
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (MMC8r)
I wouldn't assume a damn thing about this story is true.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:22 PM (FsuaD)
If Barak had a daughter, she'd look just like.......
Posted by: The Hobo's Sex And Candy Stare Decicis at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (XeGAx)
What I want to know is - when you go over to said bucket - just how is it that you figure out what you're looking at is indeed, a vessel full of rodent schlongs? I mean cripes, I think I would be pretty confused on this, other than agreeing it looks a hell of a lot like Lena Dunham.
And in fact, I would need to go to Wiki to see what a rat dick looked like, and also to see what Lena Dunham looked like. Because, these are both things I've never cared to find out about.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (sH832)
I would guess those pics are photoshopped.
Or a very very good makeup artist. A master.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (RZzX3)
So will Ms. Scruntling have to give some of the cash back?
I sure hope so.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (ZqJDG)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Furious George at December 30, 2014 06:23 PM (UlJ3l)
Constitution of the United States
Posted by: Bumbles at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (wr4LJ)
Way back when, Carter was President, and I was offered a full scholarship to Oberlin (awesome PSAT score). I thought about it, then realized, No Engineering School, No Business School, not even a decent pre-med program. What is the use of these schools?
Posted by: I made the right decision at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (k19Aq)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (zOTsN)
When I was in "A" School, a chick showed up during the Christmas leave period. Some buddies and I were assigned to the same working party with her. During a break, she made sure to let us know that she had been on base for a week, had already laid six guys, and that her goal was to lay every guy on base. One of my classmates about a month later bragged about sleeping with her, noting that she told him he was "Number 46." About a week later, scuttlebutt got out about an epidemic of the clap on base. Our classmate tried denying he had the clap, even when faced with the evidence that #45 and #47 had it. He finally broke under the taunting and admitted that, "yes, it fucking hurts to wake up with your crank stuck to your underwear, now shut the fuck up about it, you assholes!"
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: I made the right decision at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (k19Aq)
even fat chicks need love, bro
Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (v5UtH)
Buckets of rat dicks, swanky sheets, and the Pillsbury doughboy...
From the bottom of my heart, y'all...thanks for the laughs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (OsWis)
Maybe even two or three nice girls. None of them are named Lena, however.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (wr4LJ)
*Especially* not if I only had one hour to live. Can you imagine showing up at the Pearly Gates with that smell on you?
St. Peter just stares at you: "...Dude. Really?"
Posted by: Secundus at December 30, 2014 06:26 PM (K8cNu)
Is that cheap whore wearing a sweatshirt that says "Can I Live?"?
With what looks like a pair of Mickey Mouse type hands holding her stomach?
Is this supposed to be some sort of twisted statement on "choice"? Like the baby is asking you, and you get to make the choice?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 06:26 PM (sH832)
since she saw the condom hanging off the plant
he could not see her face, just the back of her head
iykwimaittyd
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:26 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (jucos)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (zOTsN)
I think every American citizen should join together and file a class-action lawsuit against her. There has to be SOMETHING illegal about seeing, hearing or imagining Dunham naked and having sex, right? Please.
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: BlackOrchidDefendsTheIHM at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (pS66t)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (TIgJq)
Posted by: eureka! at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (dvZET)
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 06:21 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:25 PM (nL0sw
I really hope that you guys had the proper sense to begin applauding every time he walked into a room.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: I made the right decision at December 30, 2014 06:24 PM (k19Aq)
____________
The peeps I know who went to the Oberlins, Antiochs, Amhersts of the world turned out very well professionally speaking. When your classmates are kid of privilege like Lena Dunham, the world of possibilities opens up quite a bit.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 30, 2014 06:28 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 06:28 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:10 PM (oKE6c)
No.
Keep in mind that his friends are, basically, Pajama Boy.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 30, 2014 06:28 PM (L2xDv)
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I've seen her in video from time to time (not on her TV show, mind you), and she looks *much* worse in that than she does in any of her stills.
Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 06:28 PM (UWFpX)
The poor guy is so ugly it hurts. And for Christmas Day he dressed up, non-ironically, as Dr. Spock. No shit. And even cut his hair into bangs.
Picture a tall, pale, ultra-skeletor in a Dr. Spock suit. On Christmas Day.
And the Christmas gift he asked for and was given was...a Speedo. For their trip south of the border.
I swear on all that's holy the above is the truth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (FsuaD)
Dr Simon Campbell started and oversaw research on Viagra while working for the drug company Pfizer.
Prof Martyn Poliakoff is a pioneer in green and sustainable chemistry, known for his "Periodic Table of Videos".
Posted by: Trojan was is name-o at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (e8kgV)
A similar thing happened my sophomore year in college. Cute but odd freshman girl made it clear she was on a mission and she was going to complete that mission.
One weekend right before Christmas break she started telling the guys that she had the clap. That next Monday morning there was a line of guys outside the infirmary waiting to checked out. The infirmary was between my frat and the cafeteria. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eureka! at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (dvZET)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 30, 2014 06:30 PM (ZPrif)
And 2015.
Alas, it can't be. Dunham insists upon itself.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 06:30 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 06:31 PM (ZqJDG)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:31 PM (OsWis)
Maybe one of the funniest things I've read all week.
Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (9vrWU)
Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (fBxC6)
and she looks *much* worse in that than she does in any of her stills.
the cost of doing CGI to fix her in video would be staggering. Dozens of workstations calculating day and night for weeks. George Lucas wouldn't take that one on.
Photoshopping stills is much easier - you can job that out to China and when the artists kill themselves you just get more.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (sH832)
Yeah. That's the problem with America today.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (Bn6aD)
Jane,
Umm...
Why dress up as Spock on Christmas?
One of the wise men?
I have no idea. When he walked in the room I nearly dropped my drink. A full-on Spock suit. Just...no words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (fBxC6)
Dairy farm
Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Trojan was is name-o at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (e8kgV)
They're going to knight the guy who looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket? Haha, well, I guess they knighted some dumbass from a 1960s boy band with bad hair cuts, so there's that.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (MbqmP)
Umm...
Why dress up as Spock on Christmas?
One of the wise men?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:31 PM (OsWis)
Yeah, really. It sounds like he was confused about American holiday customs.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: The barrels bung hole at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:27 PM (zt+N6)
Actually, we went in together and bought him new skivvies. Naturally, these were thrown at him when he walked into class, along with appropriate remarks about bleach and teflon coating.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (10ydV)
237 Heh. If my Life Coach SIL's wealthy husband ever gets kicked to the curb, I'd pay to fix him up with Lena Dunham.The poor guy is so ugly it hurts. And for Christmas Day he dressed up, non-ironically, as Dr. Spock. No shit. And even cut his hair into bangs.Picture a tall, pale, ultra-skeletor in a Dr. Spock suit. On Christmas Day.And the Christmas gift he asked for and was given was...a Speedo. For their trip south of the border.I swear on all that's holy the above is the truth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (FsuaD)
Um, Dr. Spock, or Mr. Spock?
There is a difference.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (zt+N6)
yeah. That's some fapping material right there...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (OsWis)
BRB
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:29 PM (FsuaD)
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Are you fucking telling me that there soon may be a picture of a sombrero'd Spock in a speedo at Cabo?
Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (fBxC6)
A Piggery?
Sea World?
Alabama State Penitentiary for Women?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (sH832)
...pre-op tranny heroin halfway house for wayward Holsteins.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (0HooB)
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Okay... *THAT* makes a bit more sense. When you said "Dr." Spock, I'd thought you were referring to Benjamin...
(i.e. the guy who did more to screw up child-rearing in the US than any other single person)
Posted by: Tau Ethereals in the 41st Century at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (wDCpR)
Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:34 PM (KH1sk)
Yes, and yes. Fortunately, I married the intelligent, good-looking member of the family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:35 PM (FsuaD)
The photographer needs one thing to help her look good in a photo: a firmly placed lens cap.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Oh I'd buy HBO to watch that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 06:35 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (nL0sw)
See, I'd be sure to always have at least one guy start the slow clap every time.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 30, 2014 06:33 PM (10ydV)
Corry Station, Pensacola, FL '93-'94.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:37 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 30, 2014 06:37 PM (TE4K8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:35 PM (FsuaD)
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I saw this episode! It's like a transporter accident, and you got the NOT freaky copy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:37 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 06:37 PM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Hugh Hefner at December 30, 2014 06:32 PM (fBxC6)
rest stop along I-10 in Alabama.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (v5UtH)
76 Women do not lie about this stuff. Remember Anita Hill and that rapist Claude Thomas. Later it was found out that Thomas was just as big a liar as Bush !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 30, 2014 06:00 PM (Sd++4)
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... I can't breathe ...
Posted by: Arbalest at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (FlRtG)
The image of Spock in a Speedo doing the Vulcan neck pinch with his long bony fingers is both hilarious and horrifying.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (OsWis)
Jane,
Maybe he got his idea from this:
https://tinyurl.com/ksnkedg
Nah, those are too normal. He's *apparently* a huge Star Trek fan. And for some reason decided to let his Spock freak flag fly on Christmas Day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (KH1sk)
~ ~~ ~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at December 30, 2014 06:39 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 06:39 PM (zOTsN)
One night she was asleep with one guy in his dorm room after presumably having sex and his roommate came back to the room at like 3 a.m. hammered to the point where he could barely walk. He got confused and thought he was in the bathroom, whipped it out, and started peeing on the sleeping couple, who were in the lower bunk of the bunkbeds that they had set up in their room. The guy getting peed on, jumped up, and punched the urinator in the face, giving him the biggest black eye I have ever seen. We didn't get the whole story for weeks because neither guy wanted to tell the story. Eventually, the guy who punched the urinator was drinking with us and told us what had happened.
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:39 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:39 PM (OsWis)
The bad news is that someone else will be in the news for similar reasons... and they might even be worse than she is.
Posted by: junior at December 30, 2014 06:39 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (v5UtH)
Maybe they were talking about a bacterial culture.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:40 PM (0HooB)
Story.
I agree that taking off a condom mid sex is a violation. But why the hell would you keep having sex after that? Either you don't care, or you are pretty desperate for any sort of male affection. Either way, not something to celebrate.
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 06:40 PM (wDCpR)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (zt+N6)
----
ISWYDT
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (KH1sk)
Damn, I missed that! That must mean I need a beer. BRB
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:40 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:41 PM (FsuaD)
I don't like seeing train wrecks.
I put her show on HBO once by accident & fact that it made a second season, to me, means she's got something on an exec at HBO.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Rapey, the 8th Dwarf at December 30, 2014 06:43 PM (JO9+V)
And definitely not rape.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 06:43 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:43 PM (OsWis)
283 Weren't we all informed we had to watch Girls because the culture was important or something?
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (v5UtH)
Nah, ace never said we had to watch that awful show. His was more of a point about being aware of its existence.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:43 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:41 PM (FsuaD)
Hey! We don't look *that* bad
Posted by: STDs of the World at December 30, 2014 06:43 PM (4OZqu)
I'm going with fungal, based on what she's reported about the carpet.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 06:43 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Garry Trudeau at December 30, 2014 06:43 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:44 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:44 PM (OsWis)
So... not German, then.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist
Yep. If you don't have a uterus, you cannot have an opinion on this topic.
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (/Ho8c)
Didn't the Swedes charge him with rape?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (FsuaD)
I saw some promo for her show on the telly a few days ago. The first thing that came to mind was that Communist Goal about making all art as shapeless and meaningless as possible.
On legs.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (0HooB)
Maybe it was his Halloween outfit & wanted your family to see it because he was so thrilled with it.
Or he belongs with MUMR.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (sj3Ax)
Haha the real truth comes out.
Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (wDCpR)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (1CroS)
297 slow clap. Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:36 PM (zt+N6) ---- ISWYDT Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (KH1sk) Damn, I missed that! That must mean I need a beer. BRB
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 06:40 PM (nL0sw
Yeah that's why I asked if you guys broke out into applause.
http://youtu.be/IQPxhMCT3vo
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (zt+N6)
---- Helen Keller, Photographer
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (v5UtH)
Let's hope it's just murder & not "sleeping with Lena". Yech.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (cbfNE)
http://tinyurl.com/q7lxkfh
whereas this fruit is actually male
http://tinyurl.com/mqk55ok
Something is seriously wrong here.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (KH1sk)
I mean seriously, can't we just throw this bitch down the rat hole of occasional laughter and derision with which we treat Marcotte, Slate, Nation, TNR, Vox, TPM, Buzzfeed, etc., etc., etc.
She is nothing and any spark of talent she may have is completely overwhelmed by her illogical delusions and fucked up mental state.
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Janet Reno at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (5aohW)
Posted by: NativeNH at December 30, 2014 06:47 PM (NpDqx)
Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2014 06:47 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:47 PM (S0A/C)
I've seen smaller hangars.
Posted by: OBGYN at December 30, 2014 06:47 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 30, 2014 06:47 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:47 PM (OsWis)
Watch how, with a simple test, I prove Lena Dunham to be a bigot:
I basically didn't meet a [black person] until I was nineteen, when I shared an ill-fated evening of love-making with our campus' resident [negroid], who wore snakeskin boots and hosted a radio show...
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (Aoayx)
311 Dammit. What's the name of the Wikileaks douche (with the blonde hair) who was having sex with some Swedish woman who woke up and said, "You're not wearing a condom" and he responded, "I'm wearing you." Didn't the Swedes charge him with rape?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (FsuaD)
Julian Assange. Ace mentions him in the post.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (8FyP4)
He told everyone he couldn't wait to go zip-lining. I'm assuming in the Speedo.
*hands out brain bleach to everyone through USB*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (FsuaD)
I mean this sick fuck should be at least investigated for her own confessions with what she did to her sister. No surprise her whole family appears to be made up of nothing but lunatics and loons.
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (q5APL)
Nor the same paragraph.
Nor the same page.
Nor in the same book.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: PaleRider --click my link and vote for Lost Fantasy, ends tonight at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (dkExz)
Technically speaking you'd have to operate heavy machinery to have had sex with her.
Posted by: OBGYN at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (Yiho6)
The first thing that came to mind was that Communist Goal about making all art as shapeless and meaningless as possible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:45 PM (0HooB)
Word. Check out this rare footage of Dunham's runway modelling fashion career.
http://tinyurl.com/audkcc6
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (zt+N6)
Thanks. I missed it. I remember we were all shocked he had sex with a woman. In the vagina.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (FsuaD)
If he's lucky, it was in it...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:44 PM (S0A/C)
Yeah, after the trauma of that sexual experience, it's probably better for the guy if he simply ceases having sex. There's no point in reliving that horror, which has to be similar to the PTSD experienced by combat troops.
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: PaleRider -LF made it. at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: flounder at December 30, 2014 06:50 PM (FHh8u)
Something is seriously wrong here.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (oKE6c)
"In an ironic twist Volke, who maintained two Facebook profiles under his name, was an outspoken opponent of violence against women in various social media posts"
Guess he was OK with violence against men...
Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 06:50 PM (4OZqu)
~ ~~ ~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (Ua6T/)
I will say that Isabella Rossellini was smoking hot in that movie.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 06:51 PM (sdi6R)
The trumped up "rape" or "assault" charge by that whore he was staying with and fucking is a complete travesty of justice.
What a fucking joke that was. I hope Assange got permanent protection from extradition to that rotting feminazi whore island where apparently if you take a chick doggy style and she moans yes but in her mind she's thinking no, then it's rapey rape rape charges for you, you unlucky fella.
Double rape if she finishes you off with fellatio.
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 06:51 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 30, 2014 05:54 PM (5fSr7)
And all his pals. Ew. That's going to be a tough one to live down.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 06:51 PM (Yiho6)
The point of the above test is that anytime you speak of any person in derogatory or subhuman terms, you expose yourself as a bigot.
*muslims are of course excluded from this, because they are animals
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 30, 2014 06:51 PM (Aoayx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 06:51 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:51 PM (OsWis)
some of the many actual rapes that are committed each year? I don't
understand why they have to make shit up when there are plenty of
criminals running around loose victimizing people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (Yiho6)
Same reason they shut up about women being harassed on the street after that video came out.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 06:51 PM (oKE6c)
Just as a point of order I don't think vagina sex was definitely proven with Assange. So, there's that.
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 06:52 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:52 PM (FsuaD)
Lie? Yes, another of his many lies.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:52 PM (sj3Ax)
326 Heineken is for pussies! Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:46 PM (OsWis
Praise be to his holiness The Hopper.
http://youtu.be/3Sm8JM-K1dc
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:52 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:53 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (OsWis)
What would be more shameful? Having the world know that you've fucked Lena Dunham or that you're a registered Democrat. Poor bastard...
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 30, 2014 06:48 PM (8FyP4)
The last guy who schtupped Lena Dunham later on killed Dr. Richard Kimble's wife.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 06:49 PM (Yiho6)
Exactly. The problem has never been as big as feminist and liberal activists claim but it is a legitimate problem. But now it's apparently trendy to exaggerate or outright lie about rape, which will only make it more difficult for women who are actually raped to get justice. To be honest, actual sexual assault and the lying about sexual assault has been a problem, especially on college campuses, since I was an undergrad. I saw it first hand when I was on the student conduct board at my university 25 years ago.
Posted by: Slappy at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (sj3Ax)
Heh, that was great.
Accurate, too. What a lump.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 06:56 PM (0HooB)
http://mentalfloss.com/article/54129/11-weird-artistic-tributes-mr-spock
Scroll down to Number 9.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:56 PM (KH1sk)
Ignore it. He's on a roll.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2014 06:56 PM (CSXsy)
If you're a prog woman, you can dress like a whore, act like a whore, and murder the consequence of your actions because it's your body and you can damn well do what you please with it. However, if you don't like the guy whom you spread your legs for, then you can claim that you were raped.
Nice. What must it be like to live one's life without any responsibilities?
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 30, 2014 06:56 PM (8FyP4)
Bribery has to be involved.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (sj3Ax)
You overlook the fact the HBO exec who approved that pile of trash is using it to torture someone
Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 06:57 PM (4OZqu)
365 I looked at IMDB, Girls has 3 seasons one in 2015. Bribery has to be involved.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:55 PM (sj3Ax)
It seems to me like its supposed to be some vehicle for liberals special snowflake children. Brian Williams demon spawn is on it, and she just got to play Peter Pan in that awful thing on NBC. And Dunham is supposed to be some protege of Judd Apatow.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 06:57 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 06:58 PM (Yiho6)
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 06:58 PM (q5APL)
If you're curious about Spock in a Speedo -- and you are, don't lie to
us and more importantly don't lie to yourself -- I gift you with:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/54129/11-weird-artistic-tributes-mr-spock
Scroll down to Number 9.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 06:56 PM (KH1sk)
I think my BIL believes he looks like that in his dreams.Bless his heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 06:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 30, 2014 06:58 PM (ojfYH)
Posted by: Havedash at December 30, 2014 06:58 PM (G1XMn)
It worked for Clinton
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:59 PM (S0A/C)
I don't like seeing train wrecks.
I put her show on HBO once by accident & fact that it made a second season, to me, means she's got something on an exec at HBO.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 06:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Maybe an exec got drunk one night and screwed her. The shame of it all made him give her a show to shut her up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2014 07:00 PM (Yiho6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 07:00 PM (AVEe1)
Look guys, this is not that hard.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:59 PM (S0A/C)
A phrase often heard in Dunham's bedroom.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2014 07:01 PM (TIIx5)
"Her own description suggests she was eager to have sex -- that is, consenting."
Jane, you ignorant slut.
Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you and Lena Dunham know the rules. If you want a contract, sign on the dotted line.But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to you, Jane, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 07:01 PM (kdS6q)
When your son comes home and introduces Lena Dunham as his girlfriend, you dig a hole in the backyard, take them both out to admire the camellias, whack them both over the head, and drag out a bag of lime.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:01 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 07:02 PM (q5APL)
he who makes a ton of profitable funny movies. he has clout. he produces her show
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 07:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Will Folks at December 30, 2014 07:03 PM (jqmxX)
That said, seeing Spock as a paper doll pretty much shredded any innocent childhood memories I may have had...
Jane, you may be right.
The charcoal drawing however is actually pretty decent.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:03 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:04 PM (KCxzN)
So, by this definition of rape, I gather Lena playing Hungry Hungry Hippo with my cooter would definitely be on the "rapey" end of the spectrum?
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Infant Sister
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 07:04 PM (kdS6q)
If you look up Coyote ugly, her picture is there.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:04 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 07:04 PM (XzRw1)
They were sent to convents where they prayed daily for forgiveness for being ugly scrunts who were offensive to the eye and ear.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 07:04 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:05 PM (OsWis)
I'm not generally minded to think of descending on Lena...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 07:00 PM (AVEe1)
Good point.
Posted by: Havedash at December 30, 2014 07:05 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: AltonJackson
He made 40 Year Old Virgin, and some other not-as-funny movies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 07:06 PM (V70Ne)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:06 PM (0FSuD)
Jane,
Is he mentally disturbed?
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 07:06 PM (sj3Ax)
It worked for Clinton
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 06:59 PM (S0A/C)
How does that help, if, as we've seen, they're perfectly happy to make up shit out of whole cloth?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 07:06 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:06 PM (XHihg)
40 year old virgin
this is 40
anchorman
pineapple express
superbad
bridesmaids
forgetting sarah marshall
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 07:07 PM (zOTsN)
Is he mentally disturbed?
No, he's retired from a very successful career. Thus, all the $$$. Just a huge nerd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:08 PM (FsuaD)
That might be it.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 07:08 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM (OsWis)
I haven't seen any of those...
They all lack Bogart / Bacall / Bergman content
& might possibly contain will ferrell content
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM (zOTsN)
288 Your family get-togethers sound like a David Lynch Christmas special.
~ ~~ ~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA
Posted by: fluffy at December 30, 2014 06:38 PM (Ua6T/)
PBR SUCKS! It's good for cleaning a battery, that's it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM (0FSuD)
Shouldn't Reality make a grand entrance sometime?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:10 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 07:10 PM (q5APL)
"The Interview", though, cost Sony a shitload of cash. Not entirely Apatow's fault, but it was clearly not set to do great business.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 07:10 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Moronna Onna Donna at December 30, 2014 07:10 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM
I can make Fettuccine Alfredo, so that's one meal accounted for...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:11 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 07:12 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 07:12 PM (V70Ne)
Posted by: lonetown at December 30, 2014 07:12 PM (M6Esb)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 07:12 PM (zOTsN)
Just make that your rule and you'll be as fine as you can be. Other than abstinence with lefty chicks, I got nothing else to insulate ya.
Posted by: prescient11 at December 30, 2014 07:12 PM (q5APL)
I want to meet Mr D'oh and Mr D'oh Boy.
Anyone that can even halfway keep up with that gal...
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:13 PM (XHihg)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:13 PM (OsWis)
I think we all need to meet up at Jane's next year for Christmas.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:09 PM
We go to the BIL's and life coach's house in ATL. It's delightful. And by delightful, getting raped on a bed of broken glass would be preferable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 07:13 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:13 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 07:14 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:14 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Barry Dunham at December 30, 2014 07:15 PM (fBxC6)
424 Jane, Just imagine the horde accompanying you!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:14 PM (OsWis)
I bet the horde could have her NY in-laws crying and leaving inside of 10 minutes.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 07:16 PM (zt+N6)
Spock in a Speedo goes way beyond 'nerd'. That's approaching the singularity of WTF.
I'll take some of that brain bleach, thanks.
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 07:16 PM (ThxKk)
These are words that do not belong in close proximity.
Posted by: Aviator
Better than "on your face."
I'll see myself to the barrel.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 07:16 PM (V70Ne)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:16 PM (OsWis)
Didn't click over but I assume the original "Barry" that was suing her to clear his name is not this guy now named. Correcto?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 07:17 PM (Qs8ZN)
Just imagine the horde accompanying you!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:14 PM
That would be epic.
Imagine three or four dozen of Teh Horde's "Cousin Eddy's" showing up on Christmas Eve...
I would totes rent a RV to crash that party
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:18 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 30, 2014 07:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2014 07:19 PM (0FSuD)
I would totes rent a RV to crash that party
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:18 PM (KCxzN)
You and me both. How fast do you think we could make them cry?
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 07:20 PM (ThxKk)
resident conservative, who wore snakeskin boots and hosted a radio
show...
Dunham and Don Imus?
Posted by: Cheri at December 30, 2014 07:21 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 07:21 PM (Qs8ZN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:21 PM (OsWis)
I volunteer my services as center judge at the D'oh family tournament.
Everyone make sure you've got a mouthpiece, you're wearing a cup and your hand and foot pads are clean and secured with cloth tape only.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:21 PM (XHihg)
Star Trek nerd at his age? Okay. I don't know or care to know him.
What is it, an annual thing?
Horde could clear them out in less than 10 minutes.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 07:22 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:22 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:22 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Foster Brooks at December 30, 2014 07:22 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 07:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 07:23 PM (sj3Ax)
Now friends who were coming for the big meal I've planned for NY's Day have had to cancel.
*stares toward kitchen and refrigerator full of food*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:23 PM (FsuaD)
I've got to go make something to eat.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 07:23 PM (sj3Ax)
ace has a burnt chicken on the floor, but Five second rule. Come on over.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:24 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 07:25 PM (V70Ne)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:25 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 07:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (XHihg)
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (ahBY0)
Lord knows, the Left has no issues moral or intellectual in doing it to those they disagree with, time to introduce them to the receiving end, as it were.
The Left isn't going to learn, isn't going to stop this until they pull back a bloody stump -- let's make Lena Dunham that severed limb (figuratively).
Posted by: acethepug at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (37xk6)
Someone I do love was raped by 2 men in her home.
Rape is not a joke, nor is it trivial, but these politically -motivated people are making it less apparent how very serious and horrible it is.
Rape is a horrible evil. May those who perpetrate it burn a thousand years in hell.
I hate people like Dunham for their trivialization of a serious issue. I can hardly log into this site anymore due to the "rapey:" jokes that are not funny.
Posted by: Jade Sea at December 30, 2014 07:32 PM (3mqP5)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Physics Geek at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (llWHs)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:35 PM (0FSuD)
Or is it possible the staff pity fcuked her and then kicked her out because she was disruptive?
Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 07:39 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 07:41 PM (ThxKk)
Posted by: Centaur Spock at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (fBxC6)
The old women of the village say it is cursed and you must never look at it after the Sun has set or demons will
Obvious FIFY in already moronized thread.
Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:23 PM (FsuaD)
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We're on our way. It's BYOB, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (KH1sk)
Of course sticking one's bits into Lena Dunham is an assault on decency.
Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (4kTo2)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (4DCSq)
In a case where it certainly appears that a false rape claim could have been successfully prosecuted, the Duke Lacrosse Team Hoax, the accuser was not prosecuted due to racial considerations - IMO. (She later stabbed her boyfriend to death and is now in prison.)
Posted by: Jen at December 30, 2014 08:00 PM (msAGT)
Nope; Generally women (except in the days when women could only marry or go to the convent) had a vocation and the ones who went to convents were not leftist loons who don't believe in Christ (Is there any indication that she does?), whose parents painted pornography and who have a desperate need for attention. Of course too here are quite attractive women who do this. St Therese of Avila was reputed to be quite attractive and men liked her. This woman-if you care to find her picture is not beautiful except in spirit and that is beautiful:
The meaning of solemn profession from a contemplative nun in Summit, NJ:
http://tinyurl.com/kpvqolj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2014 08:10 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2014 08:11 PM (Dj3AB)
father who works for NPR, decided to go to Oberlin, politically first
registered as a Democrat and banged Lena Dunham.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2014 06:06 PM (g1DWB)
But he might have posed as a conservative in order to get into her pants, knowing that she was trolling for a "Republican" to rape her. Why? Well, he's a Democrat, so sanity can be ruled out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2014 08:20 PM (mtmZ0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2014 08:34 PM (rPPDX)
"She is nothing and any spark of talent she may have is completely
overwhelmed by her illogical delusions and fucked up mental state"
What talent? She has less talent than a garden slug, and is about as interesting.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 30, 2014 08:38 PM (wT9UL)
Posted by: wooga at December 30, 2014 08:38 PM (rPPDX)
Posted by: Ungar's Condom at December 30, 2014 08:41 PM (pmzey)
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Who among us hasn't got drunk and shagged a whale?"
Just approach a BBW and land her sailor-style...
"Hey babe, just got shore leave from whale-hunting. Want to see my Moby Dick?"
Posted by: Capn Crunch at December 30, 2014 08:49 PM (wT9UL)
I'm sure that's been mentioned already, but FFS, what a teensy bubble she's lived in all her life.
Posted by: stace at December 30, 2014 08:55 PM (ImzkZ)
Yeah. It's a hit piece on the Right."
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Yup. And even though it makes absolutely no sense for it to be so, that's how they make it work for them.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at December 30, 2014 09:03 PM (uaEZS)
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It's amazing, really. There are eight million people living in New York City, yet it's still basically the largest college dorm in the universe.
Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at December 30, 2014 09:04 PM (uaEZS)
Posted by: Trapperguy at December 30, 2014 09:55 PM (IItPy)
They both need to sue the condom company.
They could have been punished with a baby.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (pBsHH)
Posted by: Mistress NOpe at December 31, 2014 12:47 AM (2/oBD)
Posted by: ron n. at December 31, 2014 11:28 AM (YVQn/)
But not years and years afterwards, and not in the slimy, disgusting, dishonest, underhanded manner in which it was actually done.
Posted by: perturbed at December 31, 2014 03:16 PM (TXq4O)
The guy named in the Gawker article and the other Barry (Barry Prime?) the Oberlin Republican that has been also mentioned in connection should sue Dunham and her publisher for defamation and whatever other torts they can dream up.
FOR ALL THE MONEY$!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 31, 2014 03:47 PM (1hM1d)
deliberately taking the condom off and flinging it aside in mid-sex without letting her know this had happened would void that consent
True.
But do you have a reliable source of information that the story told is true? Dunham the alleged child diddler isn't...how shall we say? the most reliable source.
Probably another fable, to show that she's down with the struggle!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 31, 2014 03:49 PM (1hM1d)
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