Obama Boots Wedding Off Venue He's Got the Golf Jones

They'd been planning the wedding for months, obviously, but Obama decided to play golf on a whim and so had them relocated under serious time pressures.

The golf course, located on the Marine Corps Base Hawaii, is a regular stop for Obama when he's in the state, with the Ko’olau Mountains framing the front nine and majestic views of Pacific coastline spanning the back nine...

Still, anyone planning an event at the course when the president may be in town is warned about the potential for last-minute shuffling, said Naile Brennan, manager of K Bay Catering, which was handling logistics for the wedding....

So Obama came in to golf, and the wedding had to be re-located in a hurry.

President Privilege eventually called the bride -- after Bloomberg called him to let him know they were writing up his latest golf outrage.

What a guy.

Posted by: Ace at 02:32 PM




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1 Fustest with the mostest!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (vVSOO)

2 First?

Posted by: Mike at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (y9E0L)

3 Playing through.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (JtwS4)

4 I'll go get the others.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (vVSOO)

5 Golf is more important than love anyway.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (K4YiS)

6 Obama is Austrian for Asshole.

Posted by: ALH at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (yAPdC)

7 The Corgis have been summoned.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (vVSOO)

8 They should just be glad he didn't insist on his right to prima noctis.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (K4YiS)

9 I'm not sure if this is true
Even he's not that classless

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (/88SZ)

10 Even he's not that classless
----
Wanna bet?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (vVSOO)

11 Choom Boy and Mooch also boot the Marines and their families off the beach and out of the fitness center on a whim.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (FsuaD)

12 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (fIv/H)

13 8 They should just be glad he didn't insist on his right to prima noctis.


Nah. He's not interested to the bride.

Posted by: In Exile at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (/3yYD)

14 clinton would do the same at Hickam. Would shut down the whole friggin' base so he could feel important.

fgn aholes.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (x3YFz)

15 9
I'm not sure if this is true

Even he's not that classless

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (/88SZ)

It's Twoo, It's Twoo!

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (yAPdC)

16 His IQ is off the charts, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Furious George at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (UlJ3l)

17 and we are TOTALLY reporting on THIS like we would have had Bush done it...

//Chuck Tard NBC "News"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (/4AZU)

18 You missed the best part. He had been invited to the wedding, but declined. Then he scheduled his golf game during the time it was taking place.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (MYCIw)

19 K-Bay's golf course is kind of meager. I wonder why he likes to play there?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (oDCMR)

20 There should be a HUGE billboard stretched across the degraded American landscape showing Obama's smiling mug and the words "Playing through!"

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (K4YiS)

21 Really, they should be honored.

Posted by: brak at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (Tj+s6)

22 Like everything else about this fool, his arrogance will only get worse.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (1Y+hH)

23 Here Comes the Bride Pride

Posted by: DJ at the wedding at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (qfd4W)

24 Just following old traditions from Peruvia.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (/Ho8c)

25 13 8 They should just be glad he didn't insist on his right to prima noctis.


Nah. He's not interested to the bride.
Posted by: In Exile


Did I say it was with the bride? Don't jump to conclusions.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (K4YiS)

26 Its OK...

They were both part of the Modern Marine Corpse..... Officers to boot...

So nothing would EVER be said... or their careers would be scrap...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (qh617)

27 Oh rat farts!!!

Posted by: Bishop Pickering at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (OD2ni)

28 Mulligan?

Posted by: Groom at December 29, 2014 02:38 PM (XzRw1)

29
The story I read is that this couple sent Obama a wedding invitation as a lark because they knew he was spending Christmas in Hawaii. The RSVP was declined....but oops, you have to move your wedding.
The President called them afterwards to thank them which is ok but pretty classless and imperial of him to make them move in the first place.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:38 PM (oiNtH)

30 Looking forward to the Reign of Error. It can't come soon enough.

Posted by: ALH at December 29, 2014 02:38 PM (yAPdC)

31 5. Golf is more important than love anyway.
Stop quoting my wife
And no, that's not a joke

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:38 PM (/88SZ)

32 Send them over my apologies and an iPod.

... and load it up with my Greatest Hits.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (LKJZe)

33 It's grimly amusing Bloomberg just tries to put a lovely spin on Obama's narcissism. It was a much better venue and they were thrilled he called to apologize.

Com'on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (Dj3AB)

34 What. A. Douche.

Posted by: DocJ at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (zrsn3)

35 Is there anything that Barky can't fuckup?

Posted by: killerdog at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (W2WDE)

36 Who gets married on the Ladies Tee at the 16th Hole?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (LKJZe)

37 30
Looking forward to the END OF THE Reign of Error. It can't come soon enough.

Oopsie.

Posted by: ALH at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (yAPdC)

38
Classless.

Mr President.... when Marx wrote about classless societies.... this is NOT what he had in mind.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (NaV4z)

39 I'm just happy that Mooch is getting to sleep in every day. Because her "work" schedule in DC is so grueling.

It's hard work starving school kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (FsuaD)

40 I am disinclined to give President Prick the benefit of the doubt. After all, he never gives me or mine that courtesy.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (9BRsg)

41 K-Bay's golf course is kind of meager. I wonder why he likes to play there? Posted by: Super Creepy Rob LoweHot caddies?

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (oiNtH)

42 You would think they would be thanking me!

Posted by: Preezie Killah B at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (5UYtO)

43 These people don't even know you. To hell with them. I now command you to go play golf and wreck their wedding. They're just baby-killers who didn't vote for you.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (UlJ3l)

44 19 K-Bay's golf course is kind of meager. I wonder why he likes to play there?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (oDCMR)


Short fairways?... when I was stationed there I seem to remember guys who worked for me said it was like golfing on easy...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (qh617)

45 The horrid monster Bush (waits for it) didn't leave DC until after Christmas so all the various staffers that travel with POTUS could be home for Christmas.

TFG boots a wedding off the course.


I want to know why the course bothers booking weddings on the course when he's in town since there odds are 1:1 that someone will have to move the location.

Here's an obvious question: What's the course policy for golfers who aren't the President? Don't play that hole?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

46 I'd be willing to bet it's not a white couple

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (/88SZ)

47 What a Dick!

Obama hates the military, but he sure loves their golf courses.
Oh, and those Marines are handy with an umbrella....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (ABcz/)

48 I scheduled an economic recovery but Obama canceled it so he could take a nine-iron to the social fabric.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (K4YiS)

49 I'm not sure if this is true
Even he's not that classless



Spoken like a true Democrat.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (LKJZe)

50 We all deal with the legacy of slavery in our own way.

I do it by lording my power over random white people whenever I get the chance. Cause fuck those guys, amirite?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (ZPrif)

51 I don't know. Seems to me you get married in a Church, and have your reception at a banquet hall like everybody else.

How dare they close down a golf course for such a frivolous exercise.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (TOk1P)

52 He vacations there every christmas. Why take the chance on a Christmas wedding?

Posted by: NCKate at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (Ib+/H)

53 It was a much better venue and they were thrilled he called to apologize."


What bride doesn't dream of being forced from her venue with 24 hours notice? I'm sure the fact that they're all smiles has nothing to do with the fact that they want to keep their jobs.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (MYCIw)

54 You know how we know it was a heterosexual wedding?



There was a hole-in-one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (NeFrd)

55 Moochelle should show up to the reception and scarf free food and booze

Posted by: Bigby's Helping Hands at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)

56 I can think of no bride that would be okay with moving their wedding in less than 24 hours. Not. One.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (oiNtH)

57 Does anyone think the typical democrat LIV prol has any idea what a slice or a hook means?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (XzRw1)

58 Why take the chance on a Christmas wedding?
Posted by: NCKate at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (Ib+/H)

----

June due date.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (NaV4z)

59 36 Who gets married on the Ladies Tee at the 16th Hole?
Posted by: garrett

Hey, that's where I tee off from.

Posted by: Low Information President at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (UlJ3l)

60 What's funny is Barky golfs more than any president in history, and his game apparently sucks ass. Along with his basketball skilz, bowling, bike riding, umbrella handling, pronunciation of "corps" - did I leave anything out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (FsuaD)

61 "Why take the chance on a Christmas wedding?"

Because the Lord King Obama shouldn't dictate your life.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (MYCIw)

62 38
Classless.

Mr President.... when Marx wrote about classless societies.... this is NOT what he had in mind.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (NaV4z)


and todays secret word... is Classless.... or Obama.... say either one and the Duck comes down and give you $100.

Posted by: Groucho.... the other Marx at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (qh617)

63 I'm wondering if Obama's handlers are clueless or just petty.

This is an administration where puppet master ValJar told a general to go get her a refill IIRC.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (NA4vJ)

64 President Privilege eventually called the bride -- after Bloomberg called him to let him know they were writing up his latest golf outrage.


Did Oblabla send her an iPod with all of his speeches recorded on it?

Cuz that would've been the greatest gift of all.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (0cMkb)

65 54 You know how we know it was a heterosexual wedding?

There was a hole-in-one.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


I'd say "rimshot," but somehow that seems inappropriate here.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (K4YiS)

66 What Lauren said.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 29, 2014 02:43 PM (9BRsg)

67 I'd have to know something of the politics of the bride and groom before I release the safety catch on my Giv-a-shitometer.

Posted by: maddogg at December 29, 2014 02:43 PM (xWW96)

68
did I leave anything out?

Ayup.

Posted by: Throwing a Baseball at December 29, 2014 02:43 PM (JtwS4)

69 I think he's a shitheel because he was raised by people who didn't love him, like his mother who only thought of him as a political statement. Or his grandfather who thought of his birth as a political event. Or his grandmother who thought of him as a mistake. All of those assumptions have the unfortunate side effect of being absolutely true. Since he was never loved because love being bourgeoisie sentimentality, he never understood a critical part of being a human being and having empathy for anyone.

In short, he's a sociopathic freak birthed by a dysfunctional, abusive set of fuckheaded leftists.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 29, 2014 02:43 PM (scgac)

70 By lording my power over you in an arbitrary and capricious manner, I'm helping you overcome your white privilege.

It's good for white people to be occasionally abused by a strong, black man. Billy Ayers was right about that.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (ZPrif)

71
okay, so it's okay for anybody to approach obama's big ugly wife as she shops at Target alone, but nobody can be on the golf course while obama golfs?

It's all bullshit, all of it.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (Aoayx)

72 Just a fucking white guy. Who gives a shit.

Posted by: Rev Al at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (0FSuD)

73 He did call them and invite them to the next $10,000 a plate DNC fundraiser. So, they have that at least.

Posted by: Roy at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (fWLrt)

74 I'm not sure if this is true
Even he's not that classless
Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (/88SZ)


I doubt that the Obamas themselves were involved in any of this. It's all about the lackys surrounding them. Peon A at the WH called the receptionist at the golf course to make a reservation and no one either had the common sense to realize that kicking a wedding party off the course was bad form, or they were too scared to tell the boss what was going on.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (10ydV)

75 69,

In other words, a typical Democrat.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (NA4vJ)

76 I'm not sure if this is true
Even he's not that classless
Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (/88SZ)



Yeah. It's true. Of course he's that classless.


I think it's one of Insty's commenters who wondered if the base commander okay'd it and then leaked the story due to the overwhelming love for TFG in the ranks.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

77 In short, he's a sociopathic freak birthed by a dysfunctional, abusive set of fuckheaded leftists.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword


Huzzah!

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (/Ho8c)

78 >>did I leave anything out?


Yes, the way he prances down the stair of AF1 with his arms bent forward and limp wrists swinging.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (ABcz/)

79 >>>What's funny is Barky golfs more than any president
in history, and his game apparently sucks ass. Along with his basketball
skilz, bowling, bike riding, umbrella handling, pronunciation of
"corps" - did I leave anything out?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (FsuaD)<<<

Nope. He's turrible. Just turrible.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (qfd4W)

80 " Along with his basketball skilz, bowling, bike riding, umbrella handling, pronunciation of "corps" - did I leave anything out?"

Presidenting?

He sorta sux at that too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (0Nyv4)

81 Callous summbitch, isn't he

Posted by: MTF at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (GcE9V)

82 @45 Here's an obvious question: What's the course policy for golfers who aren't the President? Don't play that hole?
----------------

My guess is that the wedding party pays for the reservation of the course - or maybe just the back 9. So no one has access to it during that time period.

But this was a military course, and Obama's the CIC, so...

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (UWFpX)

83 " but nobody can be on the golf course while obama golfs? "

He doesn't want any leaked pictures of him hacking at the dirt.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (MYCIw)

84 What's funny is Barky golfs more than any president in history, and his game apparently sucks ass. Along with his basketball skilz, bowling, bike riding, umbrella handling, pronunciation of "corps" - did I leave anything out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (FsuaD)

---

Skeet shooting, March Madness Baracketology, and dropping his "g"s when he's "in da hood".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (NaV4z)

85 Surprised he didn't order the groom to carry his clubs.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

86 83,

Are you sure you don't mean "Reggie giving him 90 strokes"?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (NA4vJ)

87 I like my caddies to be young and supple with penises...preferably.




Posted by: Barnak The Hurrible at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (NpXoL)

88 I'm going to say it: You know that George H.W. and George W. would have relocated their golf game rather than impose like this.

Because they are class and Obama is no class.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

89 King Louie got nuthin on this Obama guy.

After Obama comes le deluge, le earthquake, le apocalypse, le chaos, le plague, and the Curse of Seven Dragons. With War and Famine for topping on the dessert.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (y4z1l)

90 55 Moochelle should show up to the reception and scarf free food and booze
Posted by: Bigby's Helping Hands

Only top-shelf tequila for me, peon.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (UlJ3l)

91 Yes, the way he prances down the stair of AF1 with his arms bent forward and limp wrists swinging.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (ABcz/)


Lord, I hate that, too. Please trip, Choom Boy. Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (FsuaD)

92 I'm wondering if Obama's handlers are clueless or just petty.

ENTITLED.

The little people don't matter when Lord Obama wants to golf, fly in to your city/neighborhood to fund raise, etc. Get the f#$% out of his way, serf!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (ABcz/)

93 Too bad it was two Army Captains and not two Navy CPOs
Would have ended much much different

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (/88SZ)

94 Dear Leader Kim Jung-Obama shot a 25 under par.

/Politico

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (MMC8r)

95 72 Just a fucking white guy. Who gives a shit.


Posted by: Rev Al at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (0FSuD)


They invited him to the wedding...

Does anyone know their ethnicity?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (qh617)

96 Moochelle should show up to the reception


We're gonna' need a bigger gravy boat!

Posted by: The Caterer at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (LKJZe)

97 His IQ is off the charts, if I remember correctly.

-
He's got an eagle IQ. Two under par.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (LImiJ)

98 Twenty five months to go.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (MQEz6)

99 The president golfs? Never heard that.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (dvZET)

100 Only top-shelf tequila for me, peon.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (UlJ3l)

-----

Hey Mooch..... while yer up there.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (NaV4z)

101
Remember TFG was taking selfies at Mandela's funeral while Mooch was giving him the evil side-eye.

Yes, he is that classless.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

102 I can easily see W doing the exact same thing.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (fWAjv)

103 Caligula (in one of the movies) went to the wedding of one of his captains. He fucked the bride then ran his fist up the ass of the groom.

I guess this couple should consider themselves lucky.

Posted by: jwest at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (vwlGK)

104 Yep, two white red state lackeys. I won!




http://tinyurl.com/n23v74x

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (0FSuD)

105 I feel a little badly given the season and all, but my hate for him is really intense these days.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (9BRsg)

106 98
Twenty five months to go.



An eternity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (FsuaD)

107 93 Too bad it was two Army Captains and not two Navy CPOs
Would have ended much much different

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (/88SZ)


Even 20 years ago I would have agreed with you...

Today? toss up... the Chiefs community is a pale shadow of what it once was...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (qh617)

108 I wonder how much it costs to repair the course after that shithead plays a round or three?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (XzRw1)

109 Here's an obvious question: What's the course policy for golfers who aren't the President? Don't play that hole?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (mf5HN)


Be careful. You're starting to talk like one of those unpeople out in Jesusland.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (10ydV)

110 In Obama's last golf game, he hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk, and a moose.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (NA4vJ)

111 'You know that George H.W. and George W. would have relocated their golf game rather than impose like this"

I mentioned this in another thread, but W didn't even attend his daughter's graduation from UT because he didn't want to cause a spectacle when the day should be about the graduates. He sacrificed a meaningful family event to be courteous of others.

Obama? He shuts down cities to party with celebrities.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (MYCIw)

112 I'm reading all this and am beginning to miss going to Maui. Maybe this next summer or fall.

Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (gqu+m)

113 What's funny is Barky golfs more than any president in history, and his game apparently sucks ass. Along with his basketball skilz, bowling, bike riding, umbrella handling, pronunciation of "corps" - did I leave anything
out?



Skeet shooting.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (RFrCB)

114 88. I disagree
GWB would have gone to the wedding
100% sure

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (/88SZ)

115 9 I'm not sure if this is true

Even he's not that classless


Posted by : ncj

May The Farce be with you -- permanently. Isn't he looking at a home there in Hawaii?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (V8TCE)

116 Does anyone know their ethnicity?
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (qh617)

----

Michelle is black.

Obama...... depends on which half.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (NaV4z)

117 He really does have a shitty swing

Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 29, 2014 02:50 PM (fWAjv)

118 I read the couple invited President Privileged to the wedding, they must be his voters, so as far as I'm concerned they got what they deserve.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at December 29, 2014 02:50 PM (2Z1sy)

119 Yup, HW and W would never have done such a thing.

Clinton would have negotiated a bride handjob out of it.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 02:50 PM (MQEz6)

120 103,

I'm still sore at Bob Guccione over that one.

Posted by: Malcolm McDowell at December 29, 2014 02:50 PM (NA4vJ)

121 103 Caligula (in one of the movies) went to the wedding of one of his captains. He fucked the bride then ran his fist up the ass of the groom. I guess this couple should consider themselves lucky.
Posted by: jwest

The exact same thing happened at my wedding, except the President f%^&*d the groom and ran his fist up my ass.

Posted by: Bride at December 29, 2014 02:50 PM (UlJ3l)

122 I have reviewed a series of videos of the president's golf swing and have discovered the biggest reason he isn't very good. He is standing too close to the ball...









...after he hits it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:50 PM (NeFrd)

123 @114 I disagree
GWB would have gone to the wedding
100% sure
-----------------

Only if he could temporarily ditch the journalists that trail him. He'd have enough class to not show up with a dozen journalists in tow.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:50 PM (UWFpX)

124 Yes, the way he prances down the stair of AF1 with his arms bent forward and limp wrists swinging.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (ABcz/)


IIRC, someone called that "kangaroo hands." A wonderfully apt description, especially after I googled photos of kangaroos.

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Unguent Specialist at December 29, 2014 02:51 PM (RwwCT)

125 I want to know why the course bothers booking
weddings on the course when he's in town since there odds are 1:1 that
someone will have to move the location.
Here's an obvious question: What's the course policy for golfers who aren't the President? Don't play that hole?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

I also wonder if this behavior will be tolerated once he is once again demoted to private citizen, albeit one with a secret service entourage for life. Or will he just continue to act like the trappings and perks of the presidency continue on in perpetuity, and expect all others to comply?Yeah, I know, rhetorical question...


Posted by: LizLem at December 29, 2014 02:51 PM (yRwC8)

126 I can easily see W doing the exact same thing.
Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 02:48 PM (fWAjv)

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But we didnt. Youre also talking about the first family that stayed at the White House over the Holidays so that the SS details and staff could stay at home with their families.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:51 PM (NaV4z)

127 >>>I read the couple invited President Privileged to the wedding, they must be his voters, so as far as I'm concerned they got what they deserve.

"You would think they'd be thanking me!"

Posted by: Bigby's Helping Hands at December 29, 2014 02:52 PM (3ZtZW)

128 Why take the chance on a Christmas wedding?
Posted by: NCKate at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (Ib+/H)


Cost of flying the family out to see the wedding is less, and with two officers you're probably looking at conflicting unit training schedules, possible deployments, etc.

Christmas holiday actually makes a lot of sense. Units generally shut down from Thanksgiving to the beginning of January so soldiers can take time off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 29, 2014 02:52 PM (10ydV)

129 67 -

Same here. There's more to this story, and people are assuming things not yet known. One thing being, that THIS wedding is like one's own.

Sorry ladies, but statements that start with "no bride wants..." is going to be wrong on its face. There are brides out there doing things you would never have dreamed of doing for your wedding.

It's a different world. And sadly, that includes some of our service men and women.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 02:52 PM (TOk1P)

130 Barak makes brothers look like sh*tty golfers

Posted by: Michael Jordan at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (q+zA9)

131 107. Sad but true from what I hear
Ex: there is an officer in the mess during initiation to babysit

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (/88SZ)

132 But we didnt. Youre also talking about the first family that stayed at the White House over the Holidays so that the SS details and staff could stay at home with their families.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:51 PM (NaV4z)

That was sarc. No way W would do that.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (fWAjv)

133 >>>He fucked the bride then ran his fist up the ass of the groom.

??

OK then...

Posted by: Bigby's Buttered Fist at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (3ZtZW)

134 In Obama's last golf game, he hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk, and a moose.


****


He once scored a bogey.





But wouldn't even give Bacall the time of day.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (NeFrd)

135 If it had been a gay couple getting "married" they would not have had their ceremony relocated. Instead, he would have attended and his love for diversity and tolerance would be hailed as a marvel by the MSM for all to admire and aspire too.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (1BQGO)

136 On the bright side, at least Obama didn't offer to sodomize the bride like Caligula.

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (UzPAd)

137
I don't have a lot of sympathy for the couple just for the fact that theysent TFG an invitation in the first place. I'd rather have a bum off of the street and feed him at the reception than Preezy.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (oiNtH)

138 "Today? toss up... the Chiefs community is a pale shadow of what it once was..."

I once told a young Chief to wipe his ass with his
I'm a CPO" Tee shirt, wrap his challenge coin in it, throw both of them over the side, quit watching soap operas in the Mess during working hours, and get his dumb ass backon the deckplates.

Yes....I'm old.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (0Nyv4)

139 This is TFG's version of Prima Noce.

On behalf of the groom and bride I'm just glad this is as far as it goes.

Posted by: MTF at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (GcE9V)

140 I also wonder if this behavior will be tolerated once he is once again demoted to private citizen


It won't be "private citizen." It will be "Princeps."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

141 It could be worse, but I'm not sure how and that's got me worried.

Posted by: killerdog at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (W2WDE)

142 Obama? He shuts down cities to party with celebrities.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:49 PM (MYCIw)

Sometimes I just do it for a Valentines dinner. Cause you know a hand job is fun.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (0FSuD)

143 I also wonder if this behavior will be tolerated
once he is once again demoted to private citizen, albeit one with a
secret service entourage for life.
Posted by: LizLem at December 29, 2014 02:51 PM (yRwC




IIRC, Presidents no longer have Secret Service protection for life, but just for some period (maybe 10 years?) after leaving office. I could be wrong about this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (oKE6c)

144 136 On the bright side, at least Obama didn't offer to sodomize the bride like Caligula.
Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (UzPAd)

Yeah, but the groom was nervous.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 02:55 PM (MQEz6)

145 That was sarc. No way W would do that.
Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (fWAjv)

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..... pheeeeewwwwwww..... thought we lost you for a second there....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:55 PM (NaV4z)

146 "Sorry ladies, but statements that start with "no bride wants..." is going to be wrong on its face. There are brides out there doing things you would never have dreamed of doing for your wedding. "

The story says the bride was "very emotional" about having to move the wedding.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:55 PM (MYCIw)

147 The story reported that the bride was upset.

But go ahead and give the biggest shitheel CiC ever the benefit of the doubt, Burt. And toss in a gratuitous jab at brides/while you're at it.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 29, 2014 02:55 PM (9BRsg)

148 They probably voted for TFG.

Like the docs about to take a 43% cut in their Medicare reimbursements.

Posted by: Valiant at December 29, 2014 02:55 PM (4rlxS)

149
Presidents receive SS protection for life.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:55 PM (NaV4z)

150 115. He was but smart money says mooch will take him to LA
Yay peaches!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (/88SZ)

151 Yes....I'm old.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:54 PM (0Nyv4)

And I will bet he did!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (0FSuD)

152 I'm surprised President Tact didn't say something like "I coulda just sent a drone to clear the hole for our game, ha ha."

Posted by: eureka! at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (dvZET)

153 IIRC, Presidents no longer have Secret Service protection for life, but
just for some period (maybe 10 years?) after leaving office. I could be
wrong about this.



Choom Boy issued an executive order changing it to life shortly after his coronation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (FsuaD)

154 I also wonder if this behavior will be tolerated once he is once again demoted to private citizen

He'll probably be the most annoying former President ever. The press will be even more free to genuflect.

Posted by: brak at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (Tj+s6)

155 Obama: Whites Clueless About How Much I Have Done For Them...


WZ


Gee thanks Barry.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (XzRw1)

156 @143 IIRC, Presidents no longer have Secret Service protection for life, but just for some period (maybe 10 years?) after leaving office. I could be wrong about this.
-----------------

It was mentioned in one of the comments here the other day that Obama has reinstituted the life long protection.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (UWFpX)

157 Posted by: George Orwell at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (1BQGO)
======================


Thread winner

Posted by: MTF at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (GcE9V)

158 If it had been a gay couple getting "married" they would not have had their ceremony relocated. Instead, he would have attended and his love for diversity and tolerance would be hailed as a marvel by the MSM for all to admire and aspire too.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM (1BQGO)



....A-a-a-and reenacted Caligula's wedding performance with gusto.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (0cMkb)

159 How long do former presidents receive Secret Service protection after they leave office?


In 1965, Congress authorized the Secret Service (Public Law 89-186) to protect a former president and his/her spouse during their lifetime, unless they decline protection.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (Zmw74)

160 Does anyone know their ethnicity?

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 02:47 PM (qh617)



Bride and groom are white.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 02:57 PM (fWAjv)

161 >>>Presidents receive SS protection for life.

Don't think thats true any more

Posted by: Bigby's Buttered Fist at December 29, 2014 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)

162 Rdbrewer's in the SPECIAL barrel. The one they reserve for cob loggers who post sidebars in the wrong place, and people who talk at the theatre.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2014 02:57 PM (z/HLo)

163 154 . . . He'll probably be the most annoying former President ever. The press will be even more free to genuflect.
Posted by: brak
_________

Yes! Another category I won't be worst in for much longer!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter, Sanctimonious Twit at December 29, 2014 02:57 PM (UlJ3l)

164 The original act provided for lifetime Secret Service for former presidents. In 1997, it was reduced to 10 years for presidents taking office after 1997. The 1997 amendment was reverted by the Former Presidents Protection Act of 2012 (Public Law 112-257).[2] All living former presidents and their spouses are now entitled to receive lifetime Secret Service protection.[3]

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (Zmw74)

165 On the bright side ...


... given the lifetime of frustration the game has given me, at least the couple picked an appropriate venue.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (VFat/)

166 >>>>Bride and groom are white.

I don't think that was determining factor in effing up their wedding tho.

Posted by: Bigby's Buttered Fist at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (3ZtZW)

167 138. Behold the power of a salty SCPO

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (/88SZ)

168 There's more to this story....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 02:52 PM (TOk1P)

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Especially if you actually read it.... like the part about about the brides reaction.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (NaV4z)

169 As a Republican, I disagree with the president on some issues. But I really think these relentless personal attacks are disgraceful.

All presidents take a certain amount of vacation time. I wish President Bush had worked for middle-class families as hard as he worked on his suntan.

In this case, I can't help but wonder if the extremist wedding party deliberately opposed Mr. Obama to create a phony scandal.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at December 29, 2014 02:59 PM (Ks4nX)

170 Don't think thats true any more

Posted by: Bigby's Buttered Fist at December 29, 2014 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)

Well, you be thinking wrong.


http://tinyurl.com/bxcw4ss

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:59 PM (0FSuD)

171 154 . . . He'll probably be the most annoying former President ever. Posted by: brak

_________________

The category is "People Who Annoy You."

Posted by: Southpark Pat Sajak at December 29, 2014 03:00 PM (UlJ3l)

172 I read the couple invited President Privileged to the wedding, they must be his voters, so as far as I'm concerned they got what they deserve.


Idiots. They should have invited me.

Posted by: Bill Murray at December 29, 2014 03:00 PM (8ZskC)

173 Doonesbury is going to satirize this like Elton John dressed as a construction worker.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 03:00 PM (MQEz6)

174
Rdbrewer's in the SPECIAL barrel. The one they reserve for cob loggers who post sidebars in the wrong place

I don't know who posted it, but I'm really enjoying the sidebar thingie on John Milius.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 03:00 PM (JtwS4)

175 It was their fault for making plans ,don't they know the Godking likes to golf there?

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 03:00 PM (v5UtH)

176 "Obama: Whites Clueless About How Much I Have Done For Them... "

Oh, we know all about what you've done to us.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:00 PM (MYCIw)

177
I don't think that was determining factor in effing up their wedding tho.

Posted by: Bigby's Buttered Fist at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (3ZtZW)

Oh I don't think so either. But the question was posed.

The wedding could have been a wish granted by the Make A Wish foundation and that c-sucker would still kick them off.

Me me me.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 03:00 PM (fWAjv)

178 Stationed in Hawaii and knowing the president spends his Christmas holiday on the islands, they invited him to their ceremony on a lark.

See, there's no way that I was going to show up at some knuckle-dragging soldiers' wedding - but their invitation reminded me that I haven't hit the Hawaii greens in a looooong time.

Had a great time, too.

Posted by: Prezzy at December 29, 2014 03:01 PM (0NdlF)

179 Incoming audit for the bride and groom for ratting to the media.

Posted by: brak at December 29, 2014 03:01 PM (Tj+s6)

180 See,the guy said " they were warned".All their fault.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 03:01 PM (v5UtH)

181 Rd must've posted a sidebar in the wrong place.

I commented and then poof it was gone.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 03:01 PM (RZzX3)

182 @175 It was their fault for making plans ,don't they know the Godking likes to golf there?
--------------------

I thought Kim Jong Un was busy that day?

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 03:01 PM (UWFpX)

183 147 -

You're believing everything your read in the media?

I took NO gratuitous jab at brides. I merely pointed out a truth: which is that you live in a different world from the one in which you were married.

There are all sorts of weddings happening these days, including the ones that have two grooms and/or two brides, or two grooms, three goats, and a goldfish.

Pretending you know what this couple experiences is you imposing your concept of what a wedding should be on this situation.

Maybe the bride was upset. I don't know. You, however, don't either.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

184 They told me that if I voted for Mitt Romney, the Presidency would be occupied by a cruel oligarch who would casually shove aside ordinary people to make room for his own arrogant leisure pursuits, and damned if they weren't right.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM (noWW6)

185 re 181: me. too.

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM (bJm7W)

186 Heh. Just wait until the Special Olympics are in town. Those retards will have to move to the Naval Observatory.

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM (8ZskC)

187 On the bright side, at least Obama didn't offer to sodomize the bride like Caligula. Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2014 02:53 PM

Choom Boy is too busy reaching his goal of sodomizing the entire United States.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM (yAC3X)

188 Well, the story, quoting her own sister, says she was upset.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM (MYCIw)

189 ]i]Sometimes I just do it for a Valentines dinner. Cause you know a hand job is fun.

Although, at times, it does make my wrist tired.

Posted by: Preezie Killah B at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM (5UYtO)

190 Barry would be better off if his golf score were interchanged with his IQ.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM (oKE6c)

191 Only top-shelf tequila for me, peon.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 29, 2014 02:46 PM (UlJ3l)

Like you could tell the difference

Posted by: Secundus at December 29, 2014 03:03 PM (K8cNu)

192 I can't imagine the number of divots Preezy Choom must leave on a golf course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:04 PM (FsuaD)

193 ...two grooms, three goats, and a goldfish.


*****


In all fairness, I was just the ring bearer.

Posted by: A goldfish at December 29, 2014 03:04 PM (NeFrd)

194 190 Barry would be better off if his golf score were interchanged with his IQ.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

And he'd be better off if his handicap were interchanged with his IQ.

Posted by: Furious George at December 29, 2014 03:04 PM (UlJ3l)

195 Not sure if it still occurs since I no longer take the train to work, but "man of the people" Biden used to regularly have Union Station in DC closed down during rush hour so he could pretend to be a regular guy and board a train. Thousands of commuters would have the commute home delayed for this POS and he did not care. He did it because he could.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 29, 2014 03:04 PM (OD2ni)

196 "The little people don't matter when Lord Obama wants to golf, fly in to
your city/neighborhood to fund raise, etc. Get the f#$% out of his way,
serf!"

Here in Los Angeles, we have a word for the traffic jams that result from the SCOAMF's arrival for fundraisers in Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and the Westside: "Obamageddon." DJs on radio stations use that word on the air, publicly.

Still, screwing up a wedding to indulge in a round of golf is a new low. What a tin-plated, ten-carat bastard he is.

Posted by: Keith Arnold (as Emily Litella) at December 29, 2014 03:04 PM (iIzG7)

197 It's quite likely that his golf score exceeds his bowling score.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 03:05 PM (NeFrd)

198 The linked article says he was emotional, Burt. That implies that it probably wasn't her fondest dream-to have the venue changed at the last minute, which has nothing to do with whether people get married on the beach or whether the couple or gay or any changes in weddings in the last several decades. I've had to deal with a number of brides in rehearsals and weddings.
I would say that last minute changes would not be a happy thing for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:06 PM (Dj3AB)

199 When Obama's golf ball landed in the cake they all had a good laugh.

"Sweet shot, Mr. President!"

hahahaha

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 03:06 PM (MQEz6)

200 There are all sorts of weddings happening these days, including the ones that have two grooms and/or two brides, or two grooms, three goats, and a goldfish.


We have old saying in islam. Why buy goat when you can "milk" it through fence?

Posted by: Imam Achmed at December 29, 2014 03:06 PM (8ZskC)

201 It's quite likely that his golf score exceeds his bowling score.

And the average of both exceeds his IQ.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2014 03:06 PM (UVfht)

202 Meant article says that "she" was emotional.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:06 PM (Dj3AB)

203 stop picking on the President! how many of you are so smart that your job just BORES you to tears?

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 03:07 PM (bJm7W)

204
153 IIRC, Presidents no longer have Secret Service protection for life, but just for some period (maybe 10 years?) after leaving office. I could be wrong about this.Choom Boy issued an executive order changing it to life shortly after his coronation.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:56 PM (FsuaD)


Didn't our lovely Republican Congress do this? Yeah Clinton was supposed to be the last one to get a lifetime Secret Service detail. Bush let it go. And then Emperor Double Bogey comes along and it has to be changed again. Of course they retroactively gave Bush the lifetime detail again too.

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2014 03:07 PM (zt+N6)

205 What kind of an idiot would invite this classless douchebag to their wedding in the first place? No doubt they voted for him so suck it.

Posted by: wth at December 29, 2014 03:07 PM (wAQA5)

206 "It's quite likely that his golf score exceeds his bowling score..."

It's a certainty that they both exceed his approval rating, and after having seen him bowl, that's saying something.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 29, 2014 03:07 PM (iIzG7)

207 Is there a photo of Obama serving the troops during a holiday?

I don't remember there being any.
But I do remember Bush holding a turkey that was so perfect looking, that the media said it was a fake, plastic turkey.
But it was real.
And the President really did help serve the troops.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:08 PM (0Nyv4)

208 He wants to golf in the low 80's


He'd take bowling in the low 80's


He'll get an IQ test result in the low 80's

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 03:08 PM (NeFrd)

209

ahh, it wasn't supposed to be a post -- it was meant for the sidebar

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 03:08 PM (Aoayx)

210 Well, the story, quoting her own sister, says she was upset.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:02 PM


The NY Post story says that, too, but also says the couple a) knew in advance that the wedding might have to be relocated and b) that Choom Boy's phone call "made their day."

Surprised the Tepid Air story -- which I didn't read -- left that out. After all, "fairness...."

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 29, 2014 03:09 PM (yAC3X)

211 Fore!

Move your wedding it's his golf course

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2014 03:09 PM (K4xGQ)

212 Where's my special girls' bike? And my helmet?

Posted by: Furious George at December 29, 2014 03:09 PM (UlJ3l)

213 Ah, yes, weddings... I remember, "blah, blah, blah" something or other, and then I blurted out "Present!" at the right time and that's it- off to Man's Country with the boys.

Posted by: Barack Almighty at December 29, 2014 03:09 PM (MMa93)

214 167 138. Behold the power of a salty SCPO

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (/88SZ)


Part of it is there are Sailors... and then guys who are in the Navy.... two distinctly different groups...

and there seem to be less and less Sailors...

Used to be that you pretty much HAD to have some significant deployment time under your belt to be a Chief...

I remember when the X wife made E-7... after having NEVER been to sea... at her promotion ceremony her O3 would not allow any pictures of me and her to be taken together...

Because my Cracker Jacks as an PO1, with Gold Hash marks and multiple medals with 4 full rows of ribbons.... made her new anchors with 4 Ribbons look pretty pathetic...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 03:09 PM (qh617)

215 "He wants to golf in the low 80's..."

I golf in the low eighties. It gets any hotter than that, and I head for the clubhouse.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 29, 2014 03:09 PM (iIzG7)

216 The NY Post story says that, too, but also says the couple a)
knew in advance that the wedding might have to be relocated and b) that
Choom Boy's phone call "made their day."



Well, f*ck 'em then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:10 PM (FsuaD)

217 "It's quite likely that his golf score exceeds his bowling score..."

It's a certainty that they both exceed his approval rating, and after having seen him bowl, that's saying something.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 29, 2014 03:07 PM (iIzG7)



both are higher than his iq

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 03:10 PM (iBXmZ)

218 I bet they won't invite him to their next wedding!

Wuht?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2014 03:10 PM (1Y+hH)

219 Completely OT but what the heck.

To practice our French, the trailer for the 1937 French film The Pearls of the Crown. A story about seven pearls and how four became part of the English Crown Jewels and what happened to the purloined three. Meet the likes of Madame du Barry, so beautiful it was said her body was separated from her body, and Napoleon plus lesser folk as the three stolen pearls affect lives through the centuries.

http://youtu.be/iZ_ugwQTApc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 03:10 PM (LrtOu)

220 Really-what does whether there are two brides or two grooms have to do with this story anyway? I've never actually performed a wedding for two gay guys or two women either, but I've known some very detail oriented gay folks who are caterers who would be highly upset if the venue was changed-much less if it was their own wedding.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:11 PM (Dj3AB)

221 Yep I just looked it up. It was a bill, not an executive order. Signed in January 2013. The Former Presidents Protection Act of 2012.

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2014 03:11 PM (zt+N6)

222 Meanwhile, did everyone see the column last week about how GWB would delay his Christmas travel until after Christmas so that all the support staff could be home with their families?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 29, 2014 03:11 PM (LWu6U)

223 I don't think that was determining factor in effing up their wedding tho.

Posted by: Bigby's Buttered Fist at December 29, 2014 02:58 PM (3ZtZW)

Yeah, it was the fact that they were straight and not ghey or transexual.
Straight white officers in the military? No chance.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 03:11 PM (0FSuD)

224 I would say that last minute changes would not be a happy thing for them.

But it was so the president could play golf!

That's just the most wonderful Christmas gift I could possibly give to my Commander-in-chief.

I'm so happy!

Posted by: Emotional Bride at December 29, 2014 03:11 PM (0NdlF)

225 "it was said her body was separated from her body"

come again..?

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 03:12 PM (bJm7W)

226
"Choom boy's phone call made their day."
....................
Told you they were idiots.

Posted by: wth at December 29, 2014 03:12 PM (wAQA5)

227 Choom Boy's phone call "made their day."

I think this may be some creative license on the part of Obama worshipping Bloomberg media. "We understood and accepted his apology" is just not as starry sprinked as it "made their day".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (Dj3AB)

228 Picture yourself as an active duty officer. You just survived several rounds of RIFs. You are happy to continue as a career officer.

Are you REALLY going to admit in a news story that you're peeved about being relocated from your own wedding? Really?

There are faster ways to commit career suicide, but those tend to involve legal infractions.

So really, I put up statements like "Obama's apology call made my day" as one part career defense and one part normal every day graciousness.

But I don't believe for one minute that in their heart of hearts, the couple weren't at all perturbed.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (PFy0L)

229 "... it was said her body was separated from her body..."

Yeah, she was beside herself...

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (iIzG7)

230 I think the biggest suckers here are us ... for presuming the happy couple's politics based upon military affiliation.


That assumption is no longer safe.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (VFat/)

231 I think I'm a better golfer than I golf.

Posted by: President Tin Cup at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (UzPAd)

232 A good man would not use his status to move a wedding.

He would make sure his staff knew that.

Thus, this would never happen.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (MQEz6)

233 Meanwhile, did everyone see the column last week
about how GWB would delay his Christmas travel until after Christmas so
that all the support staff could be home with their families? Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 29, 2014 03:11 PM


No fair comparing Choom Boy to a patriotic American human being,

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (yAC3X)

234 "Choom boy's phone call made their day."



Genuine reaction, or staged PR stunt?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (oKE6c)

235 Thanks for the invite bro but I've got plans. Oh, by the way, your plans? Yeah they're a tad fucked.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 29, 2014 03:14 PM (yrCLZ)

236 And I've also dealt with brides from hell-who turned out to be o.k. once the whole thing was over-and they would have been basket cases if their venue had been changed at the last minute. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:14 PM (Dj3AB)

237
without googlin...
besides John Wayne, Lee Marvin, and James Stewart, name 2 more actors from the cast of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 03:15 PM (Aoayx)

238 198 -

I'm sure all of that is true.

I'm not saying it's not. I'm saying we're getting information from a news article, which, if it needs to be said, MAY not be 100% accurate.

By all means though, use this against Obama. I have no problem with that. I'm just not sure, when all is known, that the story will stand up as is.

Hardly a revolutionary thought.

Or... that brides get emotional when not everything on their blessed day is EXACTLY as they planned it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 03:15 PM (TOk1P)

239 Posted by: @JohnTant at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (PFy0L)


That was my thought too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:15 PM (oKE6c)

240 ...creative license on the part of Obama worshipping
Bloomberg media. "We understood and accepted his apology" is just not
as starry sprinked as it "made their day".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM


Bloomberg doesn't own the Post. It's a Murdoch paper.

Generally, it is pretty honest.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 29, 2014 03:15 PM (yAC3X)

241 He'll probably be the most annoying former President ever. The press will be even more free to genuflect.Posted by: brakYou can count on it. While Clinton is an annoying narcissistic perv, Obama will take that to new heights. What will be interersting is how many tell-all books will come out from former staff members and how he will react to it.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

242 214. I remember when the X wife made E-7... after having NEVER been to sea..

Holy shit
14.5 yrs of seatime for me out of 20

Sailors belong at sea

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 03:16 PM (/88SZ)

243 @230 I think the biggest suckers here are us ... for presuming the happy couple's politics based upon military affiliation.


That assumption is no longer safe.
-------------------

It doesn't really matter, and is ultimately irrelevant to the point of the story. The point is that Obama was classless and shallow enough to relocate a wedding just so that he could play a game of golf. It ultimately doesn't matter whether couple was happy, sad, ecstatic, or enraged. Their reactions are beside the point. The real focus here is on the selfish twit who had to play golf.

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 03:16 PM (UWFpX)

244 That assumption is no longer safe.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (VFat/)

Currently 17% of the military support Obama.
Since over 15% of the military is Black, I give you odds these folks did not vote for Obama.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 03:16 PM (0FSuD)

245 I have a theory about his approval rating. It seems way higher that I would expect, but I think it is the "soft bigotry of low expectations" at work.

People expect much worse from him, so, for example, when the R's take control of the senate, they think his last two years will be more tolerable, and thus his approval goes up.

kind of how the unemployment numbers look good because so many people have given up,...

Has anyone heard this explanation from anyone that (as opposed to me,) knows what they are talking about?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 29, 2014 03:16 PM (LWu6U)

246 Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 03:15 PM (TOk1P)

Moving the wedding last minute is not the same as some of the flowers are too small.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 03:17 PM (MQEz6)

247 Yes; I think they're also covering their backsides-career wise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:17 PM (Dj3AB)

248 At least he didn't leave a divot in the groom's ass. They got that goin' for them

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2014 03:17 PM (z/HLo)

249 Military officers play the homeboy hookup game just like many others. High ranking people showing up is an opportunity to meet them and hopefully expand the network a bit. These days, when they seem to be purging half the officer corps out, who you know (or who people think you know) must be very important.

Certain officers are also ruthless career climbers (my last CO comes to mind).

"Made their day"? Whatever. Your mouth keeps moving, but all I'm hearing is "Everything's fine, please don't wreck my life."

Posted by: Secundus at December 29, 2014 03:17 PM (K8cNu)

250 242 214. I remember when the X wife made E-7... after having NEVER been to sea..

Holy shit
14.5 yrs of seatime for me out of 20

Sailors belong at sea

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 03:16 PM (/88SZ)


Better? She bailed on the Navy after her FIRST ever deployment on a ship.... and it was a stinkin Tender that didn't stay out any significant time...

Couldn't take the REAL F'n Navy...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 03:18 PM (qh617)

251 Strother Martin, Lee Van Cleef, Edmond O'Brien, Martha Hyer, Woody Strode, Andy Devine....what else you got?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 03:18 PM (i0wGQ)

252 "Choom boy's phone call made their day."

Genuine reaction, or staged PR stunt?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (oKE6c)



They're both soldiers.

If I remember correctly it's against the UCMJ for a member of the Armed Force to publicly badmouth the Prez.

So.....they're thrilled.

Of course!





Yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 29, 2014 03:19 PM (0cMkb)

253
Or... that brides get emotional when not everything on their blessed day is EXACTLY as they planned it.



LOL. You poor uninformed oblivious man.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 29, 2014 03:19 PM (dFi94)

254 besides John Wayne, Lee Marvin, and James Stewart, name 2 more actors from the cast of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

-
Strothers Martin and Chill Wills

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 29, 2014 03:19 PM (LImiJ)

255 Did they also ask Big Mooch to cater the affair with her yummy menus?

Posted by: wth at December 29, 2014 03:19 PM (wAQA5)

256 He apologized to them? I figured it'd be the other way around.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (i0wGQ)

257 251 Strother Martin, Lee Van Cleef, Edmond O'Brien, Martha Hyer, Woody Strode, Andy Devine....what else you got?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 03:18 PM (i0wGQ)

A young Brian Dennehy as the barn and the saloon.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (MQEz6)

258 But you're correct, junior-Their reaction doesn't really matter. It's the utter classlessness and narcissism of Obama who had to throw his weight around that is on full display here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (Dj3AB)

259 From new reports I infer he's a pretty bad golfer, so quite likely his score is higher than his IQ. But, in all fairness, I think he's relatively intelligent. Probably moreso than average, and might even be considered bright. It's a little dismissive to discount that.

On the other hand, he's clearly unfathomably lazy and disengaged, and also appears to be pretty poorly educated, given his ignorance on topics that one would think the President would have at least crammed a bit on. The ignorance may also just be a result of the laziness, disinterest, and good solid helping of stonerism.

Still, claims that he's the smartest President evar!!!! are nothing but pure bunk. He's definitely below average IQ in that population.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (/Ho8c)

260 Bush never would have done that. Ever.

Posted by: Sam In VA at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (Q52VH)

261 They're both soldiers.

If I remember correctly it's against the UCMJ for a member of the Armed Force to publicly badmouth the Prez.

So.....they're thrilled.

Of course!





Yeah.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 29, 2014 03:19 PM (0cMkb)


Yes Sir! May I have another!

Yes Sir! May I have another!

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (qh617)

262
>>>"...Or his grandmother who thought of him as a mistake."


Apparently, granny was pretty wise.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (WDCYi)

263 It's relevant to me ... as I LIKE IT, ALOT, whenever Obama crotch-sniffers get screwed by Obama.


So ... if they're Obama supporters, it's actually a feel-good story. And military affiliation doesn't preclude loyalty to Obama. Since they're both officers - I'm thinking it ups the odds.


And either way ... Barry sucks balls.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM (VFat/)

264 250. Sad, just sad
Then again all my sea time is moot compared to Vic's sea time on wooden ships

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 03:21 PM (/88SZ)

265 You know, I'm getting to the point where I'm considering not reading the news any more, because doing so pisses me off for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:21 PM (oKE6c)

266 So speaking of weddings, I'm pretty sure my oldest son's future wife just knocked on our door to introduce herself and see if we had any girls for her to play with. She was adorable and awkward and my son instantly launched into a conversation about skylanders with her.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (MYCIw)

267
without googlin...
besides John Wayne, Lee Marvin, and James Stewart, name 2 more actors from the cast of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 03:15 PM (Aoayx)








Woody Strode and ...........

ah shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (TIIx5)

268 264 Vic was a powder monkey at Trafalgar.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (v5UtH)

269 264 250. Sad, just sad
Then again all my sea time is moot compared to Vic's sea time on wooden ships

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 03:21 PM (/88SZ)


Yeah.... I hear that Ark deployment was brutal...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (qh617)

270 As I mentioned up-thread, the Obamas also shut down the Marines' beach whenever they want to use it. And Mooch and Choom Boy use the fitness center to work out. So, of course, it's off-limits to the Marines.

Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (FsuaD)

271 77 In short, he's a sociopathic freak birthed by a dysfunctional, abusive set of fuckheaded leftists.


Besides that though, he's fine. ;-)

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (Vo9Ic)

272 It doesn't really matter, and is ultimately irrelevant to the point of the story
-------

Yep.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (yrCLZ)

273

If the couple were black, this would have a different result.


Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (cNiT0)

274 "Then again all my sea time is moot compared to Vic's sea time on wooden ships"

To keep it in context, for the first half of Vic's life, water had not yet been invented.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (0Nyv4)

275 Bush never would have done that. Ever.

Posted by: Sam In VA at December 29, 2014 03:20 PM


True, but the law of averages suggests we WILL get presidents who are self-absorbed, self-important, no-class assholes.

At least as long as Democrats are allowed to run for office.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (yAC3X)

276 James Flacco.

Mind if I play through?

Posted by: President Tin Cup at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (UzPAd)

277 If I remember correctly it's against the UCMJ for a member of the Armed Force to publicly badmouth the Prez.

So.....they're thrilled.


I absolutely love the President!

His interrupting my wedding was perfect!

Posted by: Emotional Bride at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (0NdlF)

278 192
I can't imagine the number of divots Preezy Choom must leave on a golf course.

They need a payloader to smooth out the bunkers.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (XzRw1)

279
it's against the UCMJ for a member of the Armed Force to publicly badmouth the Prez.
...........................
Presidick's phone call made our day. Oops, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: the bride at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (wAQA5)

280 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (kff5f)

281 268 264 Vic was a powder monkey at Trafalgar.
Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (v5UtH)

No way, he was way higher. I've heard the actual quote is, "Kiss me, Vic."

Posted by: Secundus at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (K8cNu)

282 #263
Yup

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (R8hU8)

283 To keep it in context, for the first half of Vic's life, water had not yet been invented.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM


Even wood was a fairly recent creation in his youth....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (yAC3X)

284 >> 50
We all deal with the legacy of slavery...

Another theory I have is that he keeps sharpton around because his people are recent immigrants, and knows he has no legitimate claim to the "legacy of slavery" bs. he needs a real brother to give him bona fides in that dept.

(I have a lot of theory's...)

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (LWu6U)

285 270 God grant we never do.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (v5UtH)

286 Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??>>>

Since my retinas are still intact I can guarantee you I have not.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (Mxs5H)

287 >>>Then again all my sea time is moot compared to Vic's sea time on wooden ships
.
.
.
.My first sea tour was on the USS MIDWAY which was commissioned in 1944.

Posted by: The Gerat White Scotsman at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (4oSLk)

288 270. Don't ever type that again pls

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (/88SZ)

289 Obama has a legacy of slavery...it was just his ancestors selling the slaves.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (MYCIw)

290 Bush (43) has fallen a lot in my estimation as a President since leaving office. Still, crashing a wedding, particularly a military wedding, would not be his style in or out of office.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (/Ho8c)

291 Mooch in a bathing suit, you ask?


http://tinyurl.com/q928u9z

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (0Nyv4)

292 Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??

Man, I hope not...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (i0wGQ)

293 Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (FsuaD)


Yeah. I did. Last thing I ever saw, too.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (oKE6c)

294 I think we can all safely say that no one is moron enough to click that link.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:26 PM (MYCIw)

295 Ya think ace knew this had already been discussed here for hours before he posted this?
Silly question. Sorry.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 29, 2014 03:26 PM (XHihg)

296 Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (FsuaD)

I think I speak for most of us here when I say AAAaaaaAAArrrrgghhh MY EYES

Posted by: Secundus at December 29, 2014 03:26 PM (K8cNu)

297 VIA, I am NOT clicking that link.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 03:26 PM (vVSOO)

298 Yeah. I did. Last thing I ever saw, too.


Posted by: Stevie Wonder


lol

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 29, 2014 03:26 PM (/Ho8c)

299 Obama---"What a guy!" Actually, it's Obama--"What schmuck!"

Obama--"What a golfer!" Actually, it's Obama--"What a putz". Or maybe "puttzer".

And yes one more opportunity to show his contempt for the military officer class--"You two Army captains want to schedule a wedding? Get off my green!"

Well screw Obama and the flea ridden camel he should be riding--instead of Air Force One.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 29, 2014 03:26 PM (wdHk6)

300 293 Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (FsuaD)

Yeah. I did. Last thing I ever saw, too.


Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (oKE6c)


It really wasn't soap poisoning....

Posted by: Blind Ralphie... at December 29, 2014 03:27 PM (qh617)

301 294 I think we can all safely say that no one is moron enough to click that link.

MY EYES!

Posted by: Moron at December 29, 2014 03:27 PM (0NdlF)

302 Come on Buzz ... we've all watched Chewbacca strut around in nothing but an ammo belt and a smile. Same thing - and nobody lost a retina.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 03:27 PM (VFat/)

303 Mooch in a bathing suit, you ask?


http://tinyurl.com/q928u9z
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:25 PM (0Nyv4)

----

Nope. Not clicking. No fcuking way.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 03:27 PM (NaV4z)

304 Yay NFL QBs on Facebook up. And before 6 pm today.

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2014 03:27 PM (zt+N6)

305 291. Yeah right
Nice try

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM (/88SZ)

306 278 192
I can't imagine the number of divots Preezy Choom must leave on a golf course.
They need a payloader to smooth out the bunkers.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 03:23 PM (XzRw1)



The course probably looks like Passchendaele by the time he finishes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM (oKE6c)

307

Uncle Jesse is also in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM (Aoayx)

308 Man...you guys are no fun...

No fun at all.



It's safe.
Trust me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM (0Nyv4)

309 It's Martin Lawrence in the Big Momma's House fat suit

Posted by: Secundus at December 29, 2014 03:29 PM (K8cNu)

310 @267

Who was the hot girl? She was famous. An the Black dude was,

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 03:29 PM (0FSuD)

311 FenelonSpoke are you stupid or pretend to be one?

of course if it was a ghey marriage he would have refused to play golf and spin 24/7 that it was his rainbow presidency allowing that. His fanbase (esp his stupid ghey fanbase and their hetero fanatics) is a sucker for this crap

Posted by: fromabroad at December 29, 2014 03:29 PM (rnV3B)

312
The course probably looks like Passchendaele by the time he finishes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM (oKE6c)








*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 03:29 PM (TIIx5)

313 Trust me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM


Somehow, I just can't bring myself to do that, VIA.

Maybe in my next life.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 29, 2014 03:29 PM (yAC3X)

314 Sad, just sad
Then again all my sea time is moot compared to Vic's sea time on wooden ships
Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 29, 2014 03:21 PM (/88SZ)

Yeah.... I hear that Ark deployment was brutal...
Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, who is a RAAAAACIST who hates ALL Humans at December 29, 2014 03:22 PM (qh617)


Don't ask him about his Death Star deployment a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Posted by: CM at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (0NdlF)

315 It's safe.
Trust me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM (0Nyv4)

----

Yeah.... last time somebody said that it was a hideous Helen Thomas picture....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (NaV4z)

316
Trust me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM










Said the spider to the fly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (TIIx5)

317 Posted by: fromabroad at December 29, 2014 03:29 PM (rnV3B)


That first part was unnecessary.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (dFi94)

318 >>>What kind of an idiot would invite this classless douchebag to their wedding in the first place?

Its so they can say "I saw Classless Douchebag open for My Wedding, Hawa'ii 2015"

Posted by: Bigby's Buttered Fist at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (3ZtZW)

319 I trust no one.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (MYCIw)

320 off topic, E J Dionne, seen on yahoo:

"This habit seems especially pronounced in the way President Obama's adversaries treat him. It's odd that so many continue to see Obama as a radical and a socialist even as the Dow hits record levels and the wealthy continue to do very nicely. If he is a socialist, he is surely the most incompetent practitioner in the history of Marxism."

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (bJm7W)

321 @314 Don't ask him about his Death Star deployment a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
------------------

Lemme guess - thermal exhaust maintenance?

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 03:31 PM (UWFpX)

322 I guess Harry Reid likes golf and American automobiles.


He was [allegedly] seen last week down at the country club in a caddie.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 03:31 PM (NeFrd)

323 Please stop it; I am not stupid and I see no reason for you to suggest that. My point was both gay and straight people would be upset at a change of venue.

Please consider bringing up some other issues.

Peace be with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:31 PM (Dj3AB)

324 In case you weren't sure if we elect public servants or are subjects of a ruling class of special people... F YOUR WEDDING SUCKERS!

Posted by: 0302 at December 29, 2014 03:31 PM (yHHKL)

325 291
Mooch in a bathing suit, you ask?





http://tinyurl.com/q928u9z




She's a black Bo Derek!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:31 PM (FsuaD)

326 Well if your wedding is going to be moved, it is better to have it caused by President Obama than Vice President Biden.

Posted by: wooga at December 29, 2014 03:31 PM (bPnbU)

327 #322 For FromAbroad"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:32 PM (Dj3AB)

328 Best of 2014: How to Win at Rock-Paper-Scissors

In April, the first large-scale measurements of the way humans play Rock-Paper-Scissors revealed a hidden pattern of play that opponents can exploit to gain a vital edge.

But a closer inspection of their behavior reveals something else. Zhijian and co say that players who win tend to stick with the same action while those who lose switch to the next action in a clockwise direction (where R -> P -> S is clockwise).

Posted by: I'm not a mathematician or even an actor playing a mathematician at December 29, 2014 03:32 PM (e8kgV)

329 That first part was unnecessary.
------

To be fair that guys always been an asshole.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 29, 2014 03:32 PM (yrCLZ)

330 Trust me. I won't cum in your mouth


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:28 PM

FIFY

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at December 29, 2014 03:32 PM (0FSuD)

331 Meant #323.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:33 PM (Dj3AB)

332 329 That first part was unnecessary.
------

To be fair that guys always been an asshole.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 29, 2014 03:32 PM (yrCLZ)



First of all, the poster is a she. And also not an asshole.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 29, 2014 03:33 PM (dFi94)

333 "Unexpectedly", the Taliban are declaring victory in Afghanistan as CiC Choom Boy draws down troops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:34 PM (FsuaD)

334 If he is a socialist, he is surely the most incompetent practitioner in the history of Marxism."

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (bJm7W)


Something to be said for consistency.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:34 PM (oKE6c)

335 mooch in a bathing suit, can't say.

jumping rope though

http://tinyurl.com/ovoah2q

I wonder why it looks like the wall behind her keeps moving up and down.

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 03:34 PM (bJm7W)

336 First of all, the poster is a she.
--------

I know Fenelon is a she.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 29, 2014 03:35 PM (yrCLZ)

337 Obama as a radical and a socialist even as the Dow hits record levels and the wealthy continue to do very nicely. If he is a socialist, he is surely the most incompetent practitioner in the history of Marxism."

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 03:30 PM (bJm7W)


Obama is not a Marxist... he has no real philosophical agenda EXCEPT Power...

And its the Banks, and Tech companies, that gave him the money he needed for power...

He is not a Marxist, or Socialist, or Communist... he is throwing us back to the days of the Robber Barons... where a few very rich Men could BUY a Presidency, and the Congress...

Its all about money, and Power... not philosophy...

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 29, 2014 03:35 PM (qh617)

338 @310- can't remember his name but he was in a few of the Duke's movies.
And I want to say Maureen O'Hara but too obvious.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 29, 2014 03:35 PM (XHihg)

339 I didn't really want a Christmas vacation anyway.

Posted by: FoxNews B-Team at December 29, 2014 03:35 PM (ZPrif)

340 "First of all, the poster is a she. And also not an asshole. "

You're referring to Fen, or fromabroad?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:36 PM (0Nyv4)

341 333 "Unexpectedly", the Taliban are declaring victory in Afghanistan as CiC Choom Boy draws down troops.

It may look like we're retreating from the battlefield, but now we've got them right where we want them!

In control. Victory!

Posted by: Prezzy at December 29, 2014 03:36 PM (0NdlF)

342 335
mooch in a bathing suit, can't say.



jumping rope though



http://tinyurl.com/ovoah2q



So she wears a boob belt while jumping rope. Who doesn't?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 03:36 PM (FsuaD)

343 But a closer inspection of their behavior reveals something else. Zhijian and co say that players who win tend to stick with the same action while those who lose switch to the next action in a clockwise direction (where R -> P -> S is clockwise).



Where does L -> S fit in? (lizard, spock)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 03:37 PM (RFrCB)

344 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:36 PM (0Nyv4)


I was referring to Fenelon when I said she is not an asshole.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 29, 2014 03:37 PM (dFi94)

345 And I had proofread that to ensure it said 'her body was separated from her head' and yet... thus proving why writers need someone to double check them. Ye Olde Eyeballs may see something, but the Mk I brain will assume something else.

And the link to Mooch in a bathing suit.... no way am I clicking on that. So in the Moochelle and Gaylord love story movie, they better have a body double for those scenes. Or the film crew is blind?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 03:38 PM (LrtOu)

346 Obama is not a Marxist... he has no real philosophical agenda EXCEPT Power...



Nah, he just wants to feed his craving for validation and attention engendered by the multiple rejections of his childhood. Philosophically he's anchorless, as befits the CPUSA's lawn jockey.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:38 PM (oKE6c)

347 So iPad sales actually declined this year while Twitter's growth has stalled out.

The iPhone 6 appears to be killing the iPad market.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 03:38 PM (ZPrif)

348 >> And also not an asshole.

In truth, about the furthest thing from an asshole you can find here in the bone and rag shop of the political internet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 29, 2014 03:39 PM (LWu6U)

349 I saw her in a cute one-piece made out of a fish print shower curtain.

Posted by: wth at December 29, 2014 03:39 PM (wAQA5)

350 Posted by: grammie winger at December 29, 2014 03:37 PM (dFi94)

Thanks; I have my moments or days of being an ass**** but I don't think that post was an indication of it. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 03:39 PM (Dj3AB)

351 286 Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??>>>

Since my retinas are still intact I can guarantee you I have not.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2014 03:24 PM (Mxs5H)

*sexy female computer voice*

"Warning. Emergency Penis Protection System activated. Blast doors closing, shields up, cloaking device engaged."

Message repeats.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 03:40 PM (MQEz6)

352 "I was referring to Fenelon when I said she is not an asshole."

I was pretty sure that was what you meant.
But I felt I was losing something in the back and forth.

And I agree.
Fen is not an asshole.

Not so sure about the other party though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:40 PM (0Nyv4)

353
Vera Miles, teej

she's still alive, btw

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 03:40 PM (Aoayx)

354 347 -

Hah! That's not true, it doesn't have a kickstand.

Posted by: Incessant Surface Pro Commercials at December 29, 2014 03:40 PM (TOk1P)

355 Something is seriously jacking with downloading the page.

The Trudeau thing or the sidebar ad.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 03:40 PM (MDgS8)

356 Yeah, like I've already said, wasn't talking about her.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 29, 2014 03:41 PM (yrCLZ)

357 Crying passengers on board a transatlantic flight have hailed a hero pilot after he was forced to perform an emergency landing on broken landing gear.

The Virgin Atlantic Boeing 747 with more than 450 people on board was meant to go to Las Vegas but was forced to return to London after developing a technical fault shortly after take-off.

For several hours the jumbo jet circled the airport and made several low-altitude passes so engineers could inspect the landing gear problem, leaving some passengers distraught as they were forced to adopt the brace position.

The plane finally landed with only three quarters of its landing gear down after a set of wheels on the starboard wing refused to drop.

Passenger Dan Crane, 24, from Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, said the mood before the landing was 'anxious'. He said: 'A lot were worried, some crying. They said it was an emergency landing and we had to brace on impact.'

But the terrified passengers then cheered and applauded the hero pilot - named only by passengers as 'Dave' - after he landed the jumbo jet safely with only a few on board suffering minor injuries.

Posted by: I'm not a pilot or even an actor playing a pilot at December 29, 2014 03:41 PM (e8kgV)

358 Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 03:40 PM (MQEz6)

I read that in GlaDos' voice

Posted by: Secundus at December 29, 2014 03:41 PM (K8cNu)

359 >> Obama is not a Marxist... he has no real philosophical agenda EXCEPT Power...

huh? what the fuck is marxism about, if not power?
Oh that's cute, you think it's about "equality" and "justice"

Let me laugh again even harder...

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 29, 2014 03:41 PM (LWu6U)

360 This probably isn't going to end well

Robert Costa @costareports 25m
Breaking: Scalise spokesperson acknowledges in a statement to Post that he likely spoke at 2002 gathering of white nat'l ldrs

Robert Costa @costareports
But Scalise spokesperson says he was unaware of group's "hate-fueled ignorance and intolerance" at the time, poorly staffed

Robert Costa @costareports 19m
The gathering was in 2002, hosted by David Duke outfit called the European-American Unity and Rights Organization

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

361 356 Yeah, like I've already said, wasn't talking about her.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 29, 2014 03:41 PM (yrCLZ)


Oops. Sorry then. Apologies for the misunderstanding. My fault entirely.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 29, 2014 03:42 PM (dFi94)

362 So iPad sales actually declined this year while Twitter's growth has stalled out.
The iPhone 6 appears to be killing the iPad market.


I've always said, bigger screen + bluetooth earpiece for phone and carry just ONE device instead of two or more.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 03:42 PM (RFrCB)

363 So ... quick math ... using 17% support figure quoted by NipSip ...


Couple has 68.89% chance of being mutually opposed to Obama - and a whopping 97.11% probability of at least one member opposed to Obama. So NOT a feel good story.


So I'll default to standard Obama Sucks Balls position.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 03:42 PM (VFat/)

364 If only what's about to happen to Scalise happened to every Democrat who ever attended a Sharpton or Farrakhan event.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

365 OK I cheated. I forgot Andy Devine was in the flick.



http://tinyurl.com/5r6k6q

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 03:42 PM (0FSuD)

366 "So in the Moochelle and Gaylord love story movie, they better have a body double for those scenes. Or the film crew is blind?"

That movies already out

http://tinyurl.com/nmtc7fq

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:43 PM (0Nyv4)

367 huh? what the fuck is marxism about, if not power?
Oh that's cute, you think it's about "equality" and "justice"

Let me laugh again even harder...



Excellent.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 03:43 PM (MDgS8)

368 Scalise is House Majority whip. For now.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 03:44 PM (ZPrif)

369 Obola is a self-absorbed ignorant asshole.

and that's on his good days.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 29, 2014 03:46 PM (Vha1U)

370 I'm going to say it: You know that George H.W. and George W. would have relocated their golf game rather than impose like this.

Because they are class and Obama is no class.Posted by Mikey NTH*******When I worked in DC they had one of those white house christmas parties andit was W's first year in office and he specifically told the RNC tomake sure lower level staffers were invited if there wasn't enough room for all employees. Bush was all class. God bless that man.

Posted by: Lea at December 29, 2014 03:46 PM (lIU4e)

371 Blog broke?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 03:46 PM (RFrCB)

372 Thanks Sooth.
I'mma gonna halfta pull thatun out and give it a look see.

Hey! We write like we talk here in flyover land.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 29, 2014 03:46 PM (XHihg)

373 363 -

Yeah, I don't do math, but I think the percentages are pretty good that Obama was being a dick, AND the couple was not terribly inconvenienced.

After all, the article (if we can believe what we read in the media) says they had several contingency plans all lined up, and held the ceremony at a more secluded, even more gorgeous location on the commander's lawn.

And here's something else worth noting: if this is a military couple, with typical military bearing, they are going to be respectful, and defer to the President, NOT because of his or their politics, but because that's what military people do.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 03:47 PM (TOk1P)

374 Still, anyone planning an event at the course when the president may be in town is warned about the potential for last-minute shuffling

Flaming Lenin's Liver, this time there was informed consent. Stick with the real scandals like race, chastity and the sanctity of life.

Posted by: DM at December 29, 2014 03:47 PM (KjdyO)

375 He is king



Did he demand prima nocte

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 03:47 PM (zOTsN)

376 @375 Did he demand prima nocte
----------------

I wonder how many people would read that and think you were talking about a cut of meat?

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (UWFpX)

377 Did he demand prima nocte

The groom demurred of experiencing the privilege

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (LrtOu)

378 "My point was both gay and straight people would be upset at a change of venue"

ghey couples who 90% voted for this dipshit would bend over backwards to be able to tell everybody they moved their (pretended) marriage to let the emperor play golf and possibly have a photo with autograph.

same for 98% of black people and other racial minorities who voted for the dipshit

same for 100% for democraps who would happily let his majesty piss on their heads.

I don't believe for a second that any of the 3 categories above would be inconvenienced at all, especially fags since their marriage is already a scam.

Your professional experience in ceremonies organization is irrelevant since it never happened to you or someone you know to move away your ceremony because the emperor had to vacation there.

The comment that gay caterers might be upset is extremely stupid. They are PAID to perform a job and might ask for an increase if they go out of budget, unlike the soon to be married couple who are not paid.

Glad that someone around 150 message wrote this before me. It means there are still conservatives with a brain commenting on this board. Repeat after me 90% of gheys would sell their lab-made fertilized eggs to have their 'marriage' moved by the first ghey president. Kudos to the first poster who wrote it.

Posted by: fromabroad at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (rnV3B)

379 Blog broke?


For me it is.


Pretty sure it's the ad.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (MDgS8)

380 "They are going to be respectful, and defer to the President, NOT because of his or their politics, but because that's what military people do."

Yeah? That doesn't mean they weren't upset by President Princess trouncing their wedding on a whim.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (MYCIw)

381 "Did he demand prima nocte?"

With the Bride....no.


Groom....not so sure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (0Nyv4)

382 Did he demand prima nocte
----------------
I wonder how many people would read that and think you were talking about a cut of meat?
Posted by: junior



Well, technically speaking, it is prime.........

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 03:50 PM (RFrCB)

383 Ow. Eyeroll. Strained a retina.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 03:50 PM (MMC8r)

384 to be fair to Obama just think about the people who had gone for a long time trying to get a t-time at Augusta national and got booted off by Ike.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 03:50 PM (u9gzs)

385 I wonder how many people would read that and think you were talking about a cut of meat?
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (UWFpX)

----

well..... technically

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 03:51 PM (NaV4z)

386 If you seriously believe the bride wasn't upset, I've got a health care plan for you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2014 03:51 PM (wr4LJ)

387 It is pathetic when we demand the bride and groom do the right thing, which they did, than the CIC, who didn't




He is not king

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 03:51 PM (zOTsN)

388 'Caught the contingency part as well Burt ... I can envision it the way you lay it out.


Smart couple has plan, bride still shits pants, couple covers themselves by playing nice, Barry is still an ass.


That has the ring of truth.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 03:51 PM (VFat/)

389 Scalise's defense is, presumably, he didn't know they were David Duke affiliated and white nationalist. Kinda fascinated to see if his career survives this.


Here's the WaPo piece
House majority whip Scalise acknowledges speaking at white nationalist event in 2002 http://wapo.st/1xtvMpq

and now the feeding frenzy begins.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 03:52 PM (ZPrif)

390 If you like your wedding location,
You can keep your wedding location.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:52 PM (0Nyv4)

391 Yeah? That doesn't mean they weren't upset by President Princess trouncing their wedding on a whim.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (MYCIw)


God forbid He hold off on the golf game ... for ONE effing day.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 03:52 PM (oKE6c)

392 @388
Smart couple has plan, bride still shits pants, couple covers themselves by playing nice, Barry is still an ass.
-------------------

Like I said above, the only bit that really matters to the story is the last part.

I'm glad that the couple had a backup plan, though.

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 03:52 PM (UWFpX)

393 Isn't this, in many ways, the story of Obama?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 03:53 PM (DVjiu)

394 How about the size of the steaks that were getting slapped into the cast iron skillet in that flick.
Andy Devine's meals were "on the cuff" and kept track of on the little black board.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 29, 2014 03:53 PM (XHihg)

395 "God forbid He hold off on the golf game ... for ONE effing day"

Or go to another venue. He was invited to the damn wedding. It seems almost a deliberate f you to the couple, and you know, given his hatred of the military, maybe it was.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 03:54 PM (MYCIw)

396 Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 03:47 PM (TOk1P)

----

Dude.... be honest. This isnt about the debate anymore is it??

Posted by: The Chicken at December 29, 2014 03:54 PM (NaV4z)

397 Was Robert Byrd in the Senate in 2002?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

398 Robert Byrd did not croak until July 4th 2010 IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 03:56 PM (LrtOu)

399 He was invited to the damn wedding. It seems almost a deliberate f you to the couple, and you know, given his
hatred of the military,



THAT'S the tell.

No, can't make your wedding. Sorry.
BTW, get the f*ck off the course.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 03:56 PM (RFrCB)

400 bammy's golfing is becoming a wedge issue

Posted by: seamrog at December 29, 2014 03:56 PM (FbAar)

401 Yes, Byrd was in the Senate in 02

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2014 03:57 PM (z/HLo)

402 A member of the Chaos Computer Club (CCC) hacker network claims to have cloned a thumbprint of a German politician by using commercial software and images taken at a news conference.

Jan Krissler says he replicated the fingerprint of defence minister Ursula von der Leyen using pictures taken with a "standard photo camera".

Mr Krissler had no physical print from Ms von der Leyen.

Fingerprint biometrics are already considered insecure, experts say.

Posted by: I'm not a hacker or even an actor playing a newspaper reporter at December 29, 2014 03:57 PM (e8kgV)

403 "Was Robert Byrd in the Senate in 2002?"

Served till his death in 2010, I believe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 03:57 PM (0Nyv4)

404 bammy's golfing is becoming a wedge issue

Posted by: seamrog at December 29, 2014 03:56 PM (FbAar)


***

He slices, but not like a hammer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 03:57 PM (NeFrd)

405 bammy's golfing is becoming a wedge issue



One that you could drive a truck through.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 03:58 PM (RFrCB)

406 So I hate David Duke. But. As long as they are throwing stones....and Byrd was Grand Kleagel

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 03:58 PM (zOTsN)

407 Well junior, politics of victims matters to me. Reap what you sow, and all that.


I happen to like stories where everyone's a bad guy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 03:58 PM (VFat/)

408 To answer a question posed upthread I think this quote answers it nicely...


http://tinyurl.com/pedcr47

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

409 How about the size of the steaks that were getting slapped into the cast iron skillet in that flick.
Andy Devine's meals were "on the cuff" and kept track of on the little black board.


The Man Who Shot Liberty bin Laden

Posted by: Duke of Prunes at December 29, 2014 03:59 PM (W5DcG)

410 They'll be no weddings at Bushwood.

Posted by: Barack Schmales at December 29, 2014 04:00 PM (WCnJW)

411 Media has one standard for Democrats who were actual KKK members, and another standard for Republicans who once were in the same room as David Duke and have denounced Duke over and over and it's not clear if the Repub even knew the true nature of the group he was talking to about tax policy.

I trust the Media will dive deep on Scalise and find out whether he really knew the nature of Duke's group or not.

Same Media that is fine with Obama hugging Sharpton and Farrakhan and the NAACP. Duke appears to have tried, and failed, to start up some white NAACP.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:00 PM (ZPrif)

412 How about the size of the steaks that were getting slapped into the cast iron skillet in that flick.
Andy Devine's meals were "on the cuff" and kept track of on the little black board.



You know the cast and crew ate well that day.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:01 PM (MDgS8)

413 My wife and I were told to get out of the water on our Honeymoon in Fiji because the Obamas were thinking of going swimming in Maui. Apparently the Pacific wasn't big enough. That's the way I remember it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:01 PM (TIgJq)

414 Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

----

Not.Cool.Dude.

Sneaky bastid...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 04:02 PM (NaV4z)

415 Not.Cool.Dude.

Sneaky bastid...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 04:02 PM (NaV4z)

The quote from the founders?


sorry

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 04:03 PM (fWAjv)

416 They was only cracka's, and warmongering baby killers besides.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 29, 2014 04:04 PM (39g3+)

417 If Scalise knew he'll have to step down from leadership. Good chance he'll have to step down even if it was an innocent mistake.

Maybe he can be like the Sony execs and appoint Sharpton his personal race adviser and cry and beg Sharpton's forgiveness.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:05 PM (ZPrif)

418 I'll preface by saying I don't blame Military Couple from covering own ass by deferring to King Putt. They're thinking career, as said by others.


But I'm 99.44% percent sure my prior service, proudly civilian ass will very publicly demand the cuffs if ever told to defer in any way to King Putt. Not in lunch line, public venue, or elsewhere.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2014 04:05 PM (VFat/)

419 286 Have we ever seen a pic of the Mooch in a bathing suit??>>>

Since my retinas are still intact I can guarantee you I have not.
---------
There is a link in my sig to a blog that frequently has pictures of Mooch and has had bathing suit photos.

Posted by: Chilling the most at December 29, 2014 04:06 PM (wWs6x)

420 Or he can say "fuck you, next question" like the libs do and face zero consequences regardless of what he knew.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:06 PM (MYCIw)

421 Man Who Shot Liberty Valence is one of my favorite movies. I know just about every line in it I have watched it so many times.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:06 PM (u9gzs)

422 The press will be even more free to genuflect.

Full on proskynesis.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2014 04:07 PM (brIR5)

423 I predict Scalise will step down from leadership within 24 hrs.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:07 PM (ZPrif)

424
Vic, who did John Wayne throw out the saloon through the swinging doors?

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 04:07 PM (Aoayx)

425 Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should



-things his parents never taught him

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:08 PM (zOTsN)

426 Whoa, apparently this is the 4th wedding Obama has ruined.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:08 PM (MYCIw)

427 CAIR Sues Navy For Not Giving Muslim Enlistee Special Treatment After Denying His Request To Grow Beard



Shakedown time.

Weasel Zippers

Yeah allowing gays, tranvestites, and muslims into the Military has been a great thing??????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:08 PM (Zmw74)

428 426
Whoa, apparently this is the 4th wedding Obama has ruined.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:08 PM (MYCIw)


Another notch on his 9 iron.

Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:09 PM (/Mxso)

429 Vic, who did John Wayne throw out the saloon through the swinging doors?

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 04:07 PM (Aoayx)

That was the "bad" guy in the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. I don't remember his name. He died last year I think.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:09 PM (u9gzs)

430 Lee Van Cleef wasn't "The Bad" he was "The Ugly".

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:10 PM (MDgS8)

431 Lee Van Cleef

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (W5DcG)

432 That was the "bad" guy in the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. I don't remember his name. He died last year I think.

Eli Wallach?
Or Lee Van Cleef.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (DVjiu)

433 421 Man Who Shot Liberty Valence is one of my favorite movies. I know just about every line in it I have watched it so many times.


Posted by: Vic


I Love that movie. I get cold shivers every time I hear the porter say to Jimmy Stewart, "Nothing's to good for the man who Shot Liberty Valance". Something like that. I got cold shivers just writing that.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (TIgJq)

434 Wait. I just read the first paragraph.

He had been INVITED to the wedding? He rejected their invite, then proceeded to kick them out for an effing round of golf?!

What a repugnant little bastard he is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (V0E40)

435 Tuco was "The Bad".

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (MDgS8)

436
it wasn't Strother Martin?

or was Strother Martin the guy who John Wayne knocked the gun out of his hand?

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (Aoayx)

437 He is not king

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 03:51 PM (zOTsN)

You forgot the word "yet"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (fL/7/)

438 Lee Van Cleef

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (u9gzs)

439 Lee Van Cleef wasn't "The Bad" he was "The Ugly".

No, "Ugly" was Eli Wallach, who died earlier this year.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 04:12 PM (DVjiu)

440 According to Bloomberg, the couple should be grateful to Obama since the backup location has a better view.

So much for the "MSM is starting to turn on Obama" meme from a few months ago.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:12 PM (0LHZx)

441 427
CAIR Sues Navy For Not Giving Muslim Enlistee Special Treatment After Denying His Request To Grow Beard



Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:08 PM (Zmw74)


Let's see how far that lawsuit gets. My guess is not very far.


Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:12 PM (/Mxso)

442 "And they were right. In fact, the location was so perfect that President Obama's team decided it would be a great place to hold an impromptu rally on Jon and Sayli's wedding day.

Unable to access the museum's parking lot, the couple and their entourage were forced to schlep across Hickman Road with the wedding dress and other necessities. The president's speech was expected to go long, meaning the bride and groom were unsure the ceremony would happen at all.

Happily, the rally ended with enough time to allow Jon and Sayli to say their I do's as planned"

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:12 PM (MYCIw)

443 Figures I had that exactly backwards.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:13 PM (MDgS8)

444 434 Wait. I just read the first paragraph.

He had been INVITED to the wedding? He rejected their invite, then proceeded to kick them out for an effing round of golf?!

What a repugnant little bastard he is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 29, 2014 04:11 PM (V0E40)

To be fair he rarely reads the wedding announcement section of the newspaper.

In fact, he just learned that he golfed there today.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 04:13 PM (fWAjv)

445 "couple have been asked to move wedding venues because President Barack Obama could be having dinner nearby on the same date.
Christie Connolly, 25, and her fiancé Sam Holland, 28, were planning on tying the knot in the grand City Hall in Cardiff, South Wales, this September.
But their special day was thrown into chaos when venue staff told them NATO are due to dine at the nearby on the same day - and their wedding party would have to go elsewhere."

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:13 PM (MYCIw)

446

btw, Woody Strode's last movie was the awful The Quick And The Dead

a woman gunfighter....gimme a break

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 04:13 PM (Aoayx)

447 421 Man Who Shot Liberty Valence is one of my favorite movies. I know just about every line in it I have watched it so many times.


Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:06 PM (u9gzs)


Hmmm.... did you consult on the set? Like Wyatt Earp did for Tom Mix?

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 29, 2014 04:13 PM (qh617)

448 I don't really have much sympathy for the couple anyway. They sent Obama and invitation to the wedding. The fact they'd want that piece of shit within 500 feet of their wedding tells me they're not people I should give a fuck about.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:14 PM (0LHZx)

449 CAIR Sues Navy For Not Giving Muslim Enlistee Special Treatment After Denying His Request To Grow Beard
>>>

Well there are no duties that require a clean shaven face in the navy like there are in industry. A leaky respirator mask is good on a ship sea air and all.

http://tinyurl.com/odhv2no

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2014 04:14 PM (Mxs5H)

450 I'd not mind Scalise for speaking at a Brimelow event or even a Taylor event, but one has to draw the line somewhere and for me that's at a Duke event. (I'd say the same of Kevin MacDonald.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2014 04:14 PM (z/HLo)

451 Apparently Obama walked across the street and put his cigarette out in the Bride's Bouquet. Bloomberg claims 'she was thrilled'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:14 PM (TIgJq)

452 I cannot wrap my head around this kind of assholery. He can play golf on a whim in two years.

Posted by: no good deed at December 29, 2014 04:14 PM (w3a0Z)

453 The Navy let Berts have his beard for his first four years in the
service for medical reasons. (He originally enlisted in 2002.)
Specifically, he suffered from a skin condition, according to Brice
Hamack, a CAIR attorney.


?? Better grow out that medical beard asap.

Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:15 PM (/Mxso)

454 So much for the "MSM is starting to turn on Obama" meme from a few months ago.

Anderson PooperScooper was breathlessly reporting his new and improved poll numbers the other day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2014 04:15 PM (W5DcG)

455 I love The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, although its a bit of an early reconstructionist western.

Neo-Neocon has a great flashback to an early article on Barack Hussein Obama by someone who went to college with him. I'd post an excerpt but Pixie won't let me.

http://tinyurl.com/o8t32lf

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 29, 2014 04:15 PM (39g3+)

456 Let's see how far that lawsuit gets. My guess is not very far.


Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:12 PM (/Mxso)

__________

Remember us?

Posted by: The 89 Obama Judges Confirmed in 2014 at December 29, 2014 04:15 PM (0LHZx)

457 Funk you. Moo moo

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:15 PM (zOTsN)

458 US finds Israel fourth most "unacceptable" country
Foreign Policy article examines number of times state department referred to "unacceptable" behavior this year; Israel ranked between North Korea and Pakistan.

YnetNews

Says alot about the State Department and having their collective heads up their asses or Fredo's ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:16 PM (Zmw74)

459 Speaking of patience, a groom in Chicago on Thursday waited anxiously at the altar as his bride was stuck in traffic caused by the President's motorcade. The bride-to-be, Debra-Ann Robinson, was stuck on Lake Shore Drive for half an hour, Robinson told Fox 32.

Her groom waited at Cook County's Marriage Court, worried they would miss their slotted wedding time.

Meanwhile, Robinson stood outside her car with other halted commuters, at least one of whom tweeted a photo of the stranded bride in traffic.

The couple eventually got married Thursday,

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:16 PM (MYCIw)

460 The media will never, never, ever turn on President Obama. Never. Once he's out of office he'll be praised and sainted. They'll be stampeding over each other to chisel off one of those old white guys from Mt Rushmore to add in Obama's face. Maybe all of them.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 29, 2014 04:16 PM (39g3+)

461 dang sock.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 29, 2014 04:16 PM (39g3+)

462 441 427
CAIR Sues Navy For Not Giving Muslim Enlistee Special Treatment After Denying His Request To Grow Beard



Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:08 PM (Zmw74)

Let's see how far that lawsuit gets. My guess is not very far.




Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:12 PM (/Mxso)


Could be interesting... the reason the Navy got rid of beards in the first place is you can't get a good seal for your Gas Mask, or Fire Fighting equipment, if you have a beard...

It was just not for cosmetic reasons...

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 29, 2014 04:16 PM (qh617)

463 I'd not mind Scalise for speaking at a Brimelow event or even a Taylor event, but one has to draw the line somewhere and for me that's at a Duke event. (I'd say the same of Kevin MacDonald.)
--
In the Media's eyes, all those guys are the same person.
Hell, in the Media's eyes Derbyshire and Steve Sailer are white supremacists with their ... inter-racial families ... but that's no doubt just to confuse people and disguise their evil white supremacist ways!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:17 PM (ZPrif)

464 Let's see how far that lawsuit gets. My guess is not very far.


Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:12 PM (/Mxso)


Then you'd probably be wrong. You would be amazed at what people are getting away with in the Military now a days. Chits for beards are a dime a dozen. He'll win is my bet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:17 PM (Zmw74)

465 They poll thought they would not lose the venue by inviting him.



You do they same thing with neighbors when you are having a large party in your home


It's called manners, Moo moo

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

466 465 They poll thought they would not lose the venue by inviting him.



You do they same thing with neighbors when you are having a large party in your home


It's called manners, Moo moo
Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

_____________

No, you don't invite the asshole neighbors if they're...well....assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:19 PM (0LHZx)

467 In fact, he just learned that he golfed there today.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 29, 2014 04:13 PM (fWAjv)


*clears throat*

Uhm, let me be clear. I am madder than anyone else that this happened. Uh, and I will get to the bottom of why someone interrupted their wedding for golf. These are not, um, our values.

Thank you.

Posted by: Prezzy at December 29, 2014 04:19 PM (0NdlF)

468 *checks list*

Yep the non-sacred bovine is not on any invite list.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 04:19 PM (LrtOu)

469 You do they same thing with neighbors when you are having a large party in your home


It's called manners, Moo moo
Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

_____________

No, you don't invite the asshole neighbors if they're...well....assholes.



Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:19 PM (0LHZx)


Yeah... but the Prezzy comes to the wedding, it suddenly becomes a Command Event...

And getting your CO facetime with POTUS? is good for a couple of years of GREAT Evals...

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 29, 2014 04:20 PM (qh617)

470 You do if you don't want asshole neighbors calling to complain. You also send them the invite to give them advance notice. Again, it's called manners

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:21 PM (zOTsN)

471 Did Obama demand Right of the First Night with the bride? It is his right as king after all.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:21 PM (0LHZx)

472 Yeah... but the Prezzy comes to the wedding, it suddenly becomes a Command Event...

And getting your CO facetime with POTUS? is good for a couple of years of GREAT Evals...
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 29, 2014 04:20 PM (qh617)

____________

Ahh OK. That makes sense.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:22 PM (0LHZx)

473 I got the real story. The ceremony was to be outside about 150 yards to the left of a 90 yard par three and the caddy thought Obama might hit somebody when he sliced his drive if he finally actually made contact with his Big Bertha.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:22 PM (TIgJq)

474 Then you'd probably be wrong. You would be
amazed at what people are getting away with in the Military now a days.
Chits for beards are a dime a dozen. He'll win is my bet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:17 PM (Zmw74)


That's a damn shame. Seems to go against all common sense, with military discipline and with beards actually being possibly harmful to the wearer (and therefore possibly harmful to the soldier next to him who has to save his ass.)

Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:22 PM (/Mxso)

475 OK. More western trivia. Who played the young girl kidnapped by Indians Native Americans in The Searchers?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 29, 2014 04:22 PM (LImiJ)

476 During the immigration crisis of 2014, Mexico, a country known as an illegal immigration corridor used by human and drug smugglers, increased its deportation efforts and ended up surpassing the number of Central Americans that the United States deported during the year.

Breitbart

Racist! They must hate hispanics?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:22 PM (Zmw74)

477 You send the invite, assume they will decline, but have the good manners not to bump you off the venue


Never ever assume good manners from the JEF

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:23 PM (zOTsN)

478 You do they same thing with neighbors when
you are having a large party in your home
It's called manners, Moo moo
Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014
04:18 PM (zOTsN)
_____________
No, you don't invite the asshole neighbors if
they're...well....assholes.



I'm with Moo Moo on this one. If you have to invite someone because "manners", is it really your home?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:23 PM (RFrCB)

479
After all, the article (if we can believe what we read in the media) says they had several contingency plans all lined up, and held the ceremony at a more secluded, even more gorgeous location on the commander's lawn.

******

If it was that much better, it would have been there first choice. I think the commanders' lawn was maybe the commander being nice because of our president being a jerk.

Also the 'invite' to the wedding was probably a 'PLEASE don't schedule your golf game during our wedding' passive agressive move. That clearly did not work.

Posted by: Lea at December 29, 2014 04:23 PM (lIU4e)

480 Imagine what a PR coup this could have been but he couldn't even expend the effort required to APPEAR to give a fuck about two members of the armed forces.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 29, 2014 04:23 PM (V0E40)

481 Dang I meant to Put Michael Jordan sock on for 473. OH well, I can do it right when Obama fuks up someone else's wedding next month.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:24 PM (TIgJq)

482
clearly.

because i didn't say that enough times in my post! ugh.

Posted by: Lea at December 29, 2014 04:24 PM (lIU4e)

483 He is not a Marxist, or Socialist, or Communist... he is throwing us back to the days of the Robber Barons... where a few very rich Men could BUY a Presidency, and the Congress... Its all about money, and Power... not philosophy...
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 29, 2014 03:35 PM (qh617)

Ace once referred to the ideology practiced by the elites as 'transnational socialism', and I think that's the best term so far encompassing the amalgam of beliefs--environmental, economic, cultural--that define the Neo-marxist Left.

And you're right: it's about power, not the environment, not collectivism, not Utopia--although Utopia is often talked about/dreamed about/sold to thetrue believing Social Justice Warriorswho buy into this tripe.

Posted by: troyriser at December 29, 2014 04:24 PM (CAJL/)

484 475 OK. More western trivia. Who played the young girl kidnapped by Indians Native Americans in The Searchers?

Posted by: The Great White Snark

Natalie Wood. The only kind of wood that doesn't float

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:25 PM (TIgJq)

485 But I get to play the 19th hole!!!

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 29, 2014 04:25 PM (wtvvX)

486

Who played the young girl kidnapped by Indians Native Americans in The Searchers?

Um, wild guess....Linda Evans??

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 04:25 PM (Aoayx)

487 Oh look, David Duke just told Press TV that Obama is "completely a pawn" and "a controlled Jewish president". Whatever that means.

Not only is Duke a bigot, but he's an incoherent idiot. He's probably working for the SPLC himself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2014 04:25 PM (z/HLo)

488 Natalie Wood



Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:25 PM (zOTsN)

489

Suck it proles

Posted by: King Putt at December 29, 2014 04:25 PM (LoIJo)

490 Natalie Wood. The only kind of wood that doesn't float

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:25 PM (TIgJq)

Aaaah, the classics.....

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 29, 2014 04:26 PM (wtvvX)

491 "Natalie Wood. The only kind of wood that doesn't float"



Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 29, 2014 04:26 PM (LA7Cm)

492
Barbara Feldon?

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 04:26 PM (Aoayx)

493 471:471 Did Obama demand Right of the First Night with the bride? It is his right as king after all


Heh; bride.......

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 29, 2014 04:27 PM (Vo9Ic)

494 I didn't know David Duke was still active anywhere. The active he's been, the worse this will be for Scalise. I hadn't heard Duke's name in a decade. Sounds like he went full InfoWars.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:27 PM (ZPrif)

495 The Navy allowed beards when I was in but you first had to submit a chit for permission, you had to grow it in a manner that you could still get a seal on a gas mask and OBA and then show you could get a seal. But you only got one shot at it. If you later shaved it off that was it.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:27 PM (u9gzs)

496 They dredged up David Duke for some media usefulness?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2014 04:27 PM (W5DcG)

497 We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at December 29, 2014 04:28 PM (LoIJo)

498 natlie wood

Posted by: Bob from table9 at December 29, 2014 04:28 PM (WNERA)

499 When I am talking large party I mean 100 plus guests. It might be your house but you don't own the street. The invite to neighbors is just being a good neighbor

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:28 PM (zOTsN)

500 Wapo article: The Viral claim that a black person is killed every 28 hours by the police.

Politifact: 4 Pinocchios

The killer? The author doesn't think the burden should be on her to prove her numbers are correct.

http://wapo.st/171i58D

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:29 PM (RFrCB)

501 OT: the Liberty Bowl is pretty entertaining. Texas A&M vs. West Virginia.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 29, 2014 04:29 PM (Vo9Ic)

502 Lana Wood in "Diamonds Are Forever"... schwing!!

Posted by: phreshone at December 29, 2014 04:30 PM (LoIJo)

503 I was in the Navy 1971-1975 and there were lots of beards.
I don't remember anyone having to formally request permission. Guys in Damage Control had to have the trim for OBA use.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 29, 2014 04:30 PM (W5DcG)

504 Barbara Feldon?

Nah. She's the one who recorded 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 29, 2014 04:30 PM (XHihg)

505 Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:27 PM (u9gzs)

Thanks for the info Vic, that's interesting. Reading the article, it seems it goes beyond this, he also claims he was called names ... which seems odd that he's trying so hard to reenlist after a 2011 honorable discharge.

Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:30 PM (/Mxso)

506 For your viewing pleasure:

http://tinyurl.com/on5pnt5

Hos gotta hoe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 04:30 PM (FsuaD)

507 @440 So much for the "MSM is starting to turn on Obama" meme from a few months ago.
-------------------

It's only really been the WaPo. And even then, it's still too early to tell whether or not the staff merely misunderstood something that new owner Zuckerberg said during a meeting.

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 04:31 PM (UWFpX)

508 Natalie Wood
Posted by: ThunderB



I'm sorry. The judges say your answer must be in the form of a question. We were looking for, "What wood doesn't float".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:32 PM (RFrCB)

509 If you look at the average muzzie beard though it would be impossible to get a seal.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:32 PM (u9gzs)

510 Phase 1. Initiate Helter Skelter
Phase 2. Golf
Phase 3. Profit!?!!

Posted by: Charles Manson at December 29, 2014 04:32 PM (LoIJo)

511 For your viewing pleasure:

http://tinyurl.com/on5pnt5

Hos gotta hoe.


She looks like she just stabbed the Constitution.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2014 04:32 PM (UVfht)

512 The Navy allowed beards when I was in but you first had to submit a chit for permission, you had to grow it in a manner that you could still get a seal on a gas mask and OBA and then show you could get a seal. But you only got one shot at it. If you later shaved it off that was it.
Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:27 PM (u9gzs)

yeah not anymore. You can get a health chit to grow a beard and it is NOT a one time thing. It is "relatively" common amongst some Black Sailors. Some I think are semi-legite and some not so legite. And I will admit that has a lot to do with how I feel about that particular Sailor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:32 PM (Zmw74)

513 If you look at the average muzzie beard though it would be impossible to get a seal.



You could get a goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:33 PM (RFrCB)

514 Pseudofolliculitis barbae

Chit City Baby

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:33 PM (Zmw74)

515 Beards are officially out. They make the Commander in Chief's balls itch.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (TIgJq)

516 513
If you look at the average muzzie beard though it would be impossible to get a seal.







You could get a goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:33 PM (RFrCB)


*claps*

Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (/Mxso)

517 It might take a few hours for the Left to collect around a meme to push on Scalise. Something about the KKK or neo-nazis probably.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (ZPrif)

518 512 yeah not anymore. You can get a health chit to grow a
beard and it is NOT a one time thing. It is "relatively" common amongst
some Black Sailors. Some I think are semi-legite and some not so
legite. And I will admit that has a lot to do with how I feel about that
particular Sailor.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:32 PM (Zmw74)

I think the rules vary from command to command. When I was in the various schools beards were not allowed at all.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (u9gzs)

519 @463 Hell, in the Media's eyes Derbyshire and Steve Sailer are white supremacists with their ... inter-racial families ... but that's no doubt just to confuse people and disguise their evil white supremacist ways!
---------------------

You know how it is with those token families all those Republicans keep.

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 04:35 PM (UWFpX)

520 The man is a first-degree dick.

Posted by: MDH3 at December 29, 2014 04:35 PM (GKyUC)

521 I think the rules vary from command to command. When I was in the various schools beards were not allowed at all.
Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (u9gzs)

Now a days this is pretty much Navy Wide

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:35 PM (Zmw74)

522 Oh, Scalise's name is now trending on twitter, the frenzy is gaining steam.

WaPo story only broke an hour ago.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:36 PM (ZPrif)

523 "It looks like you blew a seal"

"No, no, no. That's just the snow"

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 29, 2014 04:36 PM (LoIJo)

524 I think the rules vary from command to command. When I was in the various schools beards were not allowed at all.
Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (u9gzs)

Now a days this is pretty much Navy Wide
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:35 PM (Zmw74)


The only variation from Command to Command is that you have to get a Medical Officer to sign off on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:36 PM (Zmw74)

525 He is toast.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:37 PM (zOTsN)

526
516 513 If you look at the average muzzie beard though it would be impossible to get a seal. You could get a goat. Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:33 PM (RFrCB)*claps*
Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (/Mxso)


I prefer penguins anyways. They're always dressed so proper.

Posted by: Seal at December 29, 2014 04:37 PM (zt+N6)

527 What's the medical benefit of a beard?

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:37 PM (MYCIw)

528 You could get a goat.

You sheeping us bro?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 04:37 PM (LrtOu)

529 Oh, Scalise's name is now trending on twitter, the frenzy is gaining steam.

WaPo story only broke an hour ago.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:36 PM (ZPrif)
So all of Robert Byrd's Honors and building names and any pension his wife gets will be revoked right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:37 PM (Zmw74)

530 517 It might take a few hours for the Left to collect around a meme to push on Scalise. Something about the KKK or neo-nazis probably.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:34 PM (ZPrif)


Sorta equal to a black caucus in congress? Under all that color there are racists.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at December 29, 2014 04:38 PM (WNERA)

531 Pseudofolliculitis barbae


I've seen some guys with hellacious razor bumps. So bad that if I were their boss, I would have had them get a medical waiver.

Posted by: no good deed at December 29, 2014 04:38 PM (w3a0Z)

532 That guy will piss on your hat and tell you its raining.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 29, 2014 04:38 PM (Wkdli)

533 Blacks get painful bumps from ingrown hairs caused by shaving

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:38 PM (zOTsN)

534 So all of Robert Byrd's Honors and building names and any pension his wife gets will be revoked right?
--
Of course not, silly. He's a Democrat.

Posted by: ProgMedia at December 29, 2014 04:38 PM (ZPrif)

535 you get a shaving profile, either due to skin irritation, or ingrown hairs, etc...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 29, 2014 04:39 PM (I8nxO)

536 What's the medical benefit of a beard?
Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:37 PM (MYCIw)


If certain people shave to often and to short ( ie within regs) they get pretty bad rashes. But yes it is being obused

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:39 PM (Zmw74)

537 I wasn't worried about offending the military, because there won't be one in 2 years

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 29, 2014 04:39 PM (LoIJo)

538 Lauren, the medical waiver Nevergiveup is talking about is to prevent ingrown hairs. And a face full of zits results. When I was in the military in my unit, strangely the predominant people getting such shaving waivers were African-American men.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 04:40 PM (LrtOu)

539 Any bets on how long till Scalise steps down from Whip?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:40 PM (ZPrif)

540 527 What's the medical benefit of a beard?
Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:37 PM (MYCIw)

Some men have a condition where they're prone to ingrown facial hairs when they shave. This can actually be a pretty nasty problem, and growing a beard prevents this from happening.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 29, 2014 04:41 PM (2Ojst)

541 Shaving waiver used to mean a very trim, short beard. Not full Billy goat

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:41 PM (zOTsN)

542 Lauren, the medical waiver Nevergiveup is talking about is to prevent ingrown hairs. And a face full of zits results. When I was in the military in my unit, strangely the predominant people getting such shaving waivers were African-American men.



Same in prison. At least, in Texas in the early 80's.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:41 PM (RFrCB)

543 It's OK for a Democrat to be a Kleagal in the KKK but heaven forbid a Republican even speak at an event hosted by David Duke.



I would love to interview some of those reporters on tape just one time.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:41 PM (u9gzs)

544 Posted by: fromabroad at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (rnV3B)

You're really angry. aren'y you? I wonder why you need to take that anger out on posters you have never met before who offer differing views than you do. Your reactions seem over the top.

And yes, of course caterers cannot charge an additional cost. It doesn't meant that it's not an inconvenience for them to do so or they wouldnt be annoyed.

Here's where me may differ. I tend to think that people who are told they must change their venue would be annoyed-which has nothing to do with whether they're straight or gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 04:41 PM (Dj3AB)

545 If you remove from all buildings and other structures the name of Robert Byrd, well one third of West Virginia will have Insert Name Here on them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 04:41 PM (LrtOu)

546 Don't mock Michelle's physique or physical prowess. She's been known to singlehandedly crack lobster in her powerful grip. And her squat thrusts are equally impressive. Who do you think lifts the bus when Barry get high-centered by all of those co-workers he abandons?

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2014 04:42 PM (UzPAd)

547 Meant-of course caterers can charge an additional cost.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 04:42 PM (Dj3AB)

548 Lauren, the medical waiver Nevergiveup is talking about is to prevent ingrown hairs. And a face full of zits results. When I was in the military in my unit, strangely the predominant people getting such shaving waivers were African-American men.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 04:40 PM (LrtOu)

Just last Month, the CO of the NOSC came to us and asked us to be more judicious in the issuance of such a Chit. And that came down from Big Navy. While it is appropriate for some-and yes mostly Afro-American Males- it is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 04:42 PM (Zmw74)

549 539
Any bets on how long till Scalise steps down from Whip?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:40 PM (ZPrif)

If I was him I would send the WaPo an e-mail telling them to piss up a rope.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:42 PM (u9gzs)

550 538 Lauren, the medical waiver Nevergiveup is talking about is to prevent ingrown hairs. And a face full of zits results. When I was in the military in my unit, strangely the predominant people getting such shaving waivers were African-American men.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 04:40 PM (LrtOu)

IIRC the condition is more common among AA men because of the tendency to have tighter, curlier facial hair than whites.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 29, 2014 04:43 PM (2Ojst)

551 Hmm, interesting. That makes sense, although I agree that keeping a very short beard would seem to fix the issue so a crazy muslim beard wouldn't fall in that category.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:43 PM (MYCIw)

552 You would be amazed at what people are getting away with in the Military now a days. Chits for beards are a dime a dozen. He'll win is my bet

And if he does win, some other muslim will insist on being served halal foods in the mess, and if not, CAIR will then threaten a lawsuit.

Or does the navy already serve halal?

And slowly is the frog brought to a boil.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 04:43 PM (DVjiu)

553 Don't mock Michelle's physique or physical prowess. She's been known to singlehandedly crack lobster in her powerful grip.



ThighMaster. It's not just for excercising any more.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:44 PM (RFrCB)

554 P.S. Your view about gay marriages is the things that's rather irrelevant here, IMO as is mine-which you don't actually know. It's about any couple being inconveniences because the President wants to play golf.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 04:44 PM (Dj3AB)

555 Good thing it wasn't a police wedding!

Posted by: Isophorone at December 29, 2014 04:45 PM (9+Maw)

556 It's cold in houston. Like in the 40s.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:45 PM (zOTsN)

557 A cheezburger for Scalise

http://cheezburger.com/6800535808

Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2014 04:45 PM (DL2i+)

558 I am wondering when President Ten Putt is going to do us all a favor and decide to land Air Force One - because he's a better pilot than the pilot.

Posted by: An Observation at December 29, 2014 04:45 PM (ylhEn)

559 473 I got the real story. The ceremony was to be outside about 150 yards to the left of a 90 yard par three and the caddy thought Obama might hit somebody when he sliced his drive if he finally actually made contact with his Big Bertha.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 29, 2014 04:22 PM (TIgJq)




Leave Moochelle out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 04:46 PM (oKE6c)

560 It's cold in houston. Like in the 40s.




How does that happen? It's 52 in Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:47 PM (RFrCB)

561 It's already been said, but once more can't hurt...TFG is a no-class self-absorbed asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 29, 2014 04:48 PM (2Ojst)

562 "The author doesn't think the burden should be on her to prove her numbers are correct."

Better get a call in to the IPCC pronto with a recommendation.

She's got a brilliant future as a researcher in climastrology.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 29, 2014 04:48 PM (noWW6)

563 She's got a brilliant future as a researcher in climastrology.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 29, 2014 04:48 PM (noWW6)

I'm totally stealing that.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 29, 2014 04:49 PM (2Ojst)

564 Nevergiveup


Are they still using OBAs in the Navy or have they gone completely to Scott Air Packs? It makes a difference on the seals.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 04:49 PM (u9gzs)

565 Scalise will be spending more time with the family by 1:00 EST tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:49 PM (0LHZx)

566 The "No Shave Chit" is to only be issued after a rather strict protocol is followed, as there are a large number of sufferers who are able to be clean shaven by using several of the products designed for removing facial hair with this medical condition, either specific razors, or even shave powders.
Plus, once issued, the Chit (paper form) is to be carried on the Sailors person at all times while in Uniform and is considered an inspectable item when demanded.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 04:49 PM (0Nyv4)

567 It's 47. That's cold for here

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:50 PM (zOTsN)

568 This is probably intra-Repub oppo research. Scalise is, I think, the highest ranking member of the Tea Party Caucus.

Somebody leaked the info about his presence there in 2002. Probably another Republican. Establishment plays for keeps. That's how they got to be the Establishment.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:50 PM (ZPrif)

569 "Are they still using OBAs in the Navy or have they gone completely to Scott Air Packs? It makes a difference on the seals. "
Not OBA's any longer.
SCBAs, based on the air pack.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 04:51 PM (0Nyv4)

570 560 It's cold in houston. Like in the 40s.




How does that happen? It's 52 in Dallas.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:47 PM (RFrCB)

________________



You poor baby. It's 20 here, about 0 with the wind chill.
But at least it's a dry cold. Much like 100 with low humidity is better than 85 with high humidity, 20 with low humidity feels better than 30 with high humidity.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:51 PM (0LHZx)

571 She's got a brilliant future as a researcher in climastrology campus rape reporting.


FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:51 PM (RFrCB)

572 I grew up in ND moo moo. I know cold. I qualified my statement with "for houston" and "for here"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:53 PM (zOTsN)

573 Scalise's only possible defense is that he didn't know who he was speaking to.

Robert Costa @costareports, is destroying that defense on twitter as we speak. Event had lots of press at the time -- hotel disavowed the event, said they were bound by contract.

So now Scalise has to claim he didn't see any of the media coverage.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:54 PM (ZPrif)

574 12 degrees here with light snow. Tomorrows high, not even above zero. With more snow.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (vVSOO)

575 You poor baby. It's 20 here, about 0 with the wind chill.
But at least it's a dry cold. Much like 100 with low humidity is better than 85 with high humidity, 20 with low humidity feels better than 30 with high humidity.



So you're saying it's a dry cold?

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (MDgS8)

576 572 I grew up in ND moo moo. I know cold. I qualified my statement with "for houston" and "for here"
Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:53 PM (zOTsN)

___________

ok, ok, sheesh relax man it's just weather

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (0LHZx)

577 The Dems claim to not know about news items all the time. It's simple. "I didn't know. Fuck you. Next Question."

The end. He didn't break any laws. There's nothing they can do to him.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (MYCIw)

578 Some men have a condition where they're prone to ingrown facial hairs when they shave. This can actually be a pretty nasty problem, and growing a beard prevents this from happening.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 29, 2014 04:41 PM (2Ojst)

My late husband suffered from that. His hair was dark brown, but, his beard was a wild curly reddish brown mess--he tried growing it out to see if it would help and he looked awful. So he compromised by wearing mustache which for some reason was not curly.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (kXoT0)

579 575 You poor baby. It's 20 here, about 0 with the wind chill.
But at least it's a dry cold. Much like 100 with low humidity is better than 85 with high humidity, 20 with low humidity feels better than 30 with high humidity.


So you're saying it's a dry cold?
Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (MDgS

Yeah, man!

Posted by: Pvt. Hudson at December 29, 2014 04:56 PM (2Ojst)

580
So you're saying it's a dry cold?
Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (MDgS

___________

Heh. It sounds funny but it does make a difference. Dry cold is much more comfortable than damp cold. Snow is fluffier too.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 04:56 PM (0LHZx)

581 Stow that shit Hudson!

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 04:57 PM (MDgS8)

582 ok, ok, sheesh relax man it's just weather
------
No it is not! It is man caused gorebull enwarmening that is causing the climate to go whackadoodle and all of you denialist rethuglikkkans are to blame! 11!eleventy11!!!!!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 04:57 PM (vVSOO)

583 Shoving warming sidecar cocktail thru USB port to all chilly morons, here moo moo


It has brandy in it. Was created in WWI by serviceman chilly from riding in sidecars in europe

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:58 PM (zOTsN)

584 Some images NSFW.

Noel - http://www.e2046.com/product/22310

Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 04:58 PM (LrtOu)

585 Dry cold is much more comfortable than damp cold.



Damp cold is the one that "gets into your bones".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 04:58 PM (RFrCB)

586 I like snow, 3.5 grams at a time.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 29, 2014 04:59 PM (LoIJo)

587 Dry cold is much more comfortable than damp cold.

Lungs and nasal passages say otherwise.

Posted by: Stabby feeling at December 29, 2014 04:59 PM (FGEvF)

588 Damn. I just lost IQ points just writing that. I will console myself with a sidecar cocktail, thank you very much!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 04:59 PM (vVSOO)

589 ooh -- the Catholic defense is clever. Of course, he wasn't speaking to the KKK. These pan-euro pro-white groups aren't necessarily anti-Catholic. But that's a good tactic, conflate it with the KKK to use the Catholic defense. Smart.


Robert Costa @costareports
Emails from Scalise friends starting to come in... his entire political circle is alarmed, working the phones

Robert Costa @costareports
One ex-aide: "Steve is a highly devout Catholic. It is unbelievable to me that he would knowingly speak to a group that hates his religion."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 04:59 PM (ZPrif)

590 Freezing cold caused by warming.


Gotta love it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 05:00 PM (RFrCB)

591 Yeesh. This thread still?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 05:00 PM (FsuaD)

592
My late husband suffered from that. His hair was dark brown, but, his beard was a wild curly reddish brown mess--he tried growing it out to see if it would help and he looked awful. So he compromised by wearing mustache which for some reason was not curly.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 29, 2014 04:55 PM (kXoT0)

Interesting. I have the two-tone thing going on as well. Reddish-blonde hair, red beard. I actually got a compliment on it once from someone who thought it was by design...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 29, 2014 05:01 PM (2Ojst)

593 Yep, still around and starting to smell like Vic's old old sweat socks. Kind of gamey.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 05:01 PM (vVSOO)

594 Yeesh. This thread still?


Were down to dry cold at this point.


Ace is never coming back.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 05:01 PM (MDgS8)

595 Lol. Beckel trying to lecture Charles Black about "the black community" on The Five.

Can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 05:02 PM (FsuaD)

596 Obola wasn't about to let their white privilege get in the way of a black man playing golf.

who did those racists think they were, taking up a golf course when our SCOAMF needed to relax?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 29, 2014 05:02 PM (I8nxO)

597 Will the media go on the attack for every Dem who speaks to NAACP or La Raza? Of course not.

I've never heard of this 2002 group -- obviously they failed to build some sort of white NAACP-style group.

Pro-black? Great!
Pro-latino? Awesome!
Pro-white? Worse than Hitler, you monster!!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 05:02 PM (ZPrif)

598 My God, is the Ewok Signal broken?

Somebody find Commissioner Gordon!

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 29, 2014 05:03 PM (/Ho8c)

599 Beckel trying to lecture Charles Black about "the black community" on The Five.



Let ME tell Beckel about being black.
--Joey Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 05:03 PM (RFrCB)

600 What did Obama shoot on his first 3 holes???


Nine Nine Nine

Posted by: Herman Cain at December 29, 2014 05:04 PM (LoIJo)

601 The Ewok signal, the flickering neon pink light, is buried under five feet of fluffy white snow caused by the dry cold snap.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2014 05:04 PM (LrtOu)

602 Remember during the last election, when polls rated Obama higher than Romney on "cares about me and my family". Never could figure that one out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 29, 2014 05:04 PM (Lqy/e)

603 New market records every day, inflation dead, low interest rates, 5% GDP growth, low gas prices, 53 straight months of private sector job gains, halved the Bush $1 trillion deficits, dollar strongest currency in the world ---

Obama-nomics is fantastic!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at December 29, 2014 05:05 PM (5XOAH)

604 I love the afgan war is over, 11,000 troops still fighting, but now that it's over, will they get combat pay?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 05:05 PM (0FSuD)

605 Charles Black puttin' some knowledge to Blob Beckel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 05:05 PM (FsuaD)

606 No idea if this 2002 group was white supremacist (ie anti non-whites) or just some failed attempt to build some pro-white NAACP-type org.

Personally I think if we allow pro-black, pro-hispanic, pro-asian groups in society, then we should allow pro-white groups, too. I'm a mutt so no racial purity group would have me anyway, but as long as a group is just pro-X then I don't have that much against it. It's when they are more anti-Y and anti-Z than pro-X that I get pissed off.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 05:05 PM (ZPrif)

607 Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 04:53 PM (zOTsN)

When you deal with an absolutist, you are going to get absolutes.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2014 05:05 PM (1Y+hH)

608 Remember during the last election, when polls rated Obama higher than Romney on "cares about me and my family". Never could figure that one out.


Rethuglikkkan.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 05:06 PM (MDgS8)

609 When you deal with an absolutist, you are going to get




Vodka?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 05:09 PM (RFrCB)

610 Obama-nomics is fantastic!
Posted by: Herbert
-------
The real miracle is that in spite of a population growth of 1.5 million, there are fewer Americans working now than when Oboffo took office. The man is an economic genius, I tell you!

Posted by: Math, it's what's for dinner at December 29, 2014 05:10 PM (U93Mr)

611 My impression of Duke is that he was more of a white supremacist type. But I've never actually read anything he's said since I assumed he was just a racist and a bad guy and therefore refused to ever listen to him.

Of course, in recent years, I've seen Derbyshire and Steve Sailer called white supremacists, too, and I know neither of them are. Especially since they both married non-whites and have mixed-race kids -- not the actions of some crazed supremacist types. Didn't stop the media from smearing them, though.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 05:10 PM (ZPrif)

612 If Obama continues to cut a swath in the economy with his deportations, then we'll all be on Easy Street!

Posted by: O Muy Caliente at December 29, 2014 05:10 PM (FGEvF)

613 It has suddenly occurred to me. What if the depth of the snow is higher than our resident Ewok? Should we send him a stepladder, or is that only for AtC?

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 05:10 PM (vVSOO)

614 Obama-nomics is fantastic!
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at December 29, 2014 05:05 PM (5XOAH)

I remember when liberals claimed a high stock market just meant the President was helping his rich buddies.

5% GDP that is really 2.7% when the Obamacare spending improperly added to the last quarter is
removed.

Gas prices would be lower without Obama's interference.

Unemployment is only improved because 92 million have given up on being employed and many others are working part-time when they need to work full time.

Obama-nomics sucks.

I haven't seen you around for a while.

The break from your BS was pleasant.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2014 05:10 PM (1Y+hH)

615 What's the big deal? At least he didn't ask for jus primae noctis.

Posted by: Eleanor Clift at December 29, 2014 05:11 PM (3GFMN)

616 The real miracle is that in spite of a population growth of 1.5 million, there are fewer Americans working now than when Oboffo took office.




I really don't want to see that bill.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 05:11 PM (RFrCB)

617 @602 Remember during the last election, when polls rated Obama higher than Romney on "cares about me and my family". Never could figure that one out.
-----------------------

Obama mastered the talent of appearing as a blank slate so that people could project their own values onto him. A 2008 NRO article discussed John McCain doing something similar (though he wasn't anywhere near as good at it as Obama). The example used was both pro-gun control and pro-gun rights voters assuming that McCain stood by their respective positions.

Obama's lack of a record as a legislator helped with that.

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2014 05:11 PM (UWFpX)

618 Question. Pop culture. Son and I would really like to see American Sniper. Not showing here in Houston. But is in Chicago. WTF

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 05:12 PM (zOTsN)

619 Obama-nomics is so good that Democrats just got wiped out in the midterms.

Odd that.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2014 05:13 PM (1Y+hH)

620 618
Question. Pop culture. Son and I would really like to see American
Sniper. Not showing here in Houston. But is in Chicago. WTF



WTF indeed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 05:13 PM (FsuaD)

621 OT: Texas A&M is pulling away from West Virginia. Both teams need to calm down. Lots of cheap shots and personal fouls going on.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 29, 2014 05:14 PM (Vo9Ic)

622 I just assumed that anyone with the stupid handle of name Herman Hymenlooper was just a sock-You know, like the cousin of the woman from Brattleboro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 05:14 PM (Dj3AB)

623 Obama-nomics is so good that Democrats just got wiped out in the midterms.

Odd that.



Crazy shit.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 05:14 PM (MDgS8)

624 Right. They redid how they calculated GDP by adding in government spending. 2.7 per cent sounds about right. Lowest employee participation rate in decades. 12 percent inflation since 2008, with only a 2 percent rise in wages. Employer mandate soon to kick in. Yep, good times are here again. Idiot!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 05:15 PM (vVSOO)

625 If you read this blog backwards it says "Ace is dead".

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 05:15 PM (MDgS8)

626 And in other news, DeBlasio heckled and booed today at Police Academy graduation:

http://iotwreport.com/?p=268121

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 05:16 PM (Dj3AB)

627 Scalise's gonna go with the Catholic defense. Smart.

Top Republican doesn't deny speech to white supremacist group
http://tinyurl.com/m26z83b


In a statement, Scalise communications director Moira Smith said the congressman has no ties to the "abhorrent group in question." She said the 2002 speech came as Scalise was barnstorming his district to discuss a ballot initiative he opposed. The appearance was first reported on Sunday on CenLamar.com, a Louisiana politics blog run by Lamar White Jr.

"Throughout his career in public service, Mr. Scalise has spoken to hundreds of different groups with a broad range of viewpoints. In every case, he was building support for his policies, not the other way around," Smith said. "In 2002, he made himself available to anyone who wanted to hear his proposal to eliminate slush funds that wasted millions of taxpayer dollars as well as his opposition to a proposed tax increase on middle-class families."

"He has never been affiliated with the abhorrent group in question," she said. "The hate-fueled ignorance and intolerance that group projects is in stark contradiction to what Mr. Scalise believes and practices as a father, a husband and a devoted Catholic."

A source close to Scalise acknowledged the speech likely happened, but said the then-Louisiana state representative -- who at the time only had one staffer -- wasn't aware that the innocuously named organization was a white supremacist group. Had he known its affiliation, the source said, he would not have spoken before its members.

"He has never affiliated with a white supremacist group," the source said. "He doesn't have hate in his heart the way that these disgusting people do."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 05:17 PM (ZPrif)

628 625
If you read this blog backwards it says "Ace is dead".

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2014 05:15 PM (MDgS
-------I still think he's buried under a snowbank. Maybe with a dead hobo on top of him. With a bottle of Val-U-Rite to keep him warm. Poor Ewok! The indignity of it all!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 05:18 PM (vVSOO)

629 Good for him for fighting back. See, GOP, this is how you play the gotcha game.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 05:19 PM (MYCIw)

630 SAVE US ACE

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 05:20 PM (MYCIw)

631 I don't know if anyone has mentioned it above but apparently the beach the JEF and his family are abusing is one that's used by military families so he's stopped them from using it for the whole holiday season as well.

And, of course, whenever he goes to the military golf club in D.C. he's bumping any military that originally had the time-slot reserved too.

And that just reminded me of another such atrocity. You may remember from last summer TFG going out with all his staff to a fancy rib place that was another MFM photo-op jizz session. Apparently the place only cooks X amount of ribs per day so you have to have a reservation to get some before they run out for the day. So him showing up uninvited and unannounced meant that he screwed 20 or 30 customers out of their orders (or however many staff he "treated" that day).

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2014 05:21 PM (CSXsy)

632 Nood, thank the good lord.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 05:21 PM (MYCIw)

633 Not that we need it after the last 6+ years of evidence on this guy, but this story alone tells you all you need to know about whether he is fit to be a leader of men.

He is empty.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at December 29, 2014 05:22 PM (TE+16)

634
Every once in awhile I stop in amazement at what the left in this country has managed to do:

Pelosi demands that Boehner force Grimm to resign over tax evasion.
The so-called catholics Biden and Pelosi believe in abortion on demand, any trimester, any reason, and at tax payer expense.
The Democrat racial plantation continues to destroy black families en masse but it is all of the Repblican white man's fault.
There too many examples to list them here. The hypocrisy is breathtaking.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

635 But, what about the British in Malaysia in 1951?

Posted by: Midnight Clad at December 29, 2014 05:56 PM (wwF6q)

636 #WarOnWomen brides.

Posted by: MoJoTee at December 29, 2014 06:09 PM (aR8Ih)

637 I remember when liberals claimed a high stock market just meant the President was helping his rich buddies.
-------

... and that allowing investments of SS accounts in the market would end in disaster.

When I encounter a Lib crowing about the market, I say "Yeah..., too bad your side would not allow us to invest our SS accounts there. My SS account would be worth twice what it is, and so would everyone else's."

Posted by: Math, it's what's for dinner at December 29, 2014 06:14 PM (U93Mr)

638 I'm from Britain where we have a monarchy not a president so I am not sure I understand this. Is he a King or an Emperor to push the common folk out of his way?
Our queen, Elizabeth II doesn't do this sort of thing and she actually is our Monarch: Elizabeth II, Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina, Consortionis Populorum Princeps, Fidei Defensor.

Posted by: marvo at December 29, 2014 07:22 PM (3zT7F)

639 President BHO is a parvenue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 29, 2014 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

640
60 What's funny is Barky golfs more than any president in history, and his game apparently sucks ass. Along with his basketball skilz, bowling, bike riding, umbrella handling, pronunciation of "corps" - did I leave anything out?

He can't shoot, either. I doubt seriously he can cook for himself (he's always had a chef, you see). He's probably not real clear on how you buy groceries, either (that is something you have your staff do). And when do you think the last time he drove a car would have been? He's a real polymath. He is incompetent at a whole host of things most of us take for granted having to know to get by in life.

Posted by: Iron Fist at December 29, 2014 08:55 PM (wlnpf)

641
13 8 They should just be glad he didn't insist on his right to prima noctis.


Nah. He's not interested to the bride.


Who said anything about the bride???

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 29, 2014 09:19 PM (VvOZ5)

642 I've begun referring to obummer as "El Caganer" >(Pronounced > kah-gah-NAY)
It's entirely fitting. Google it.
Yes,...It'll be totally worth your trouble.

Posted by: Gizmo at December 30, 2014 02:41 PM (XR6Gj)

643 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat