Addled Old Hippie Garry Trudeau Publishes New Comic Strip Which Indicates He Doesn't Know the UVa Rape Scandal Has Been Exposed as a Fabrication

Up-to-the-minute smart takes with Garry Trudeau.


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1 1st?

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 01:23 PM (bJm7W)

2 This guy has always been an idiot liberal douche nozzle.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2014 01:23 PM (u9gzs)

3 I saw that in Sunday's paper and *may* have screamed a few profanities while throwing the comics across the room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:23 PM (FsuaD)

4 Donnesbury was last funny during the Nixon administration. For about three days.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2014 01:24 PM (659DL)

5 yaaay.

anyway, Trudeau is merely speaking Truth to the power of actual reality. To leftists, Truth is more important than actual facts.

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 01:24 PM (bJm7W)

6 Wait? Trudeau is still alive? Doonesbury is still a thing?



huh......

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 29, 2014 01:24 PM (Vo9Ic)

7 There's always somebody who doesn't get the memo.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2014 01:24 PM (oKE6c)

8 Couldn't pull the strip when it was found out that it was all a lie??? Layers and layers...
I expect better news from my comics dang it.

Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (8Lbu5)

9 Up-to-the-minute smart takes with Garry Trudeau.

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I love Ace's headlines. Really, it's half the fun.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (A98Xu)

10
Well, now we know who wrote the copy for that anti-Cory Gardner "sweetpea" ad.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (Aoayx)

11 Trudeau doesn't realize he's become the punchline.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (RZzX3)

12 I have heard that it takes about five or six weeks for a submitted strip to be published in the paper.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (MQEz6)

13 Remember when Booosh was in office and Every.Memorial.Day Trudeau listed the names of all our troops killed in Afghanistan and Iraq?

Funny how he stopped when more troops were killed in A-stan on Preezy Choom's watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (FsuaD)

14 Doonesbury is less hip than For Better or Worse, and drawn shittier than Popeye.

Posted by: wooga at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (bPnbU)

15 He's on my Irrelevant Hall of Fame ballot. I'm seriously considering voting for him.
Tell ya the truth, I thought he was dead.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (i0wGQ)

16 Heh... stupid.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (xsjJN)

17 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2014 01:24 PM (659DL)

Not. Even. Then.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (RZzX3)

18 He was funnier as Prime Minister of America's hat

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (vCA4F)

19 You wing-nuts don't get it.

That was aimed at people who get their news from cartoons.

You know, The Daily Show audience.

Posted by: G.B. Doonesbury, Sooper Genius at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (5UYtO)

20 I had no idea Doonsbury was still being published

Posted by: Beer Ninja at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (2r/HT)

21 Mike is married to Boopsie?

Wow, you miss so much when you're away for thirty years.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (MQEz6)

22 RAPE! UVa! Military! Republicans!

See, even I can write Doonesberry

Posted by: MTF at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (b/6cr)

23 they just chisel this crusty hippie out of an ice cave or was he in The Hole the entire time?

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (x3YFz)

24 Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (i0wGQ)

Actually, he is.

Inside.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (RZzX3)

25 Nice to see Trudeau's strip is just as funny as I remember it. Now, in his defense, I'm pretty sure the extra long Sunday strips are submitted several weeks in advance, so its possible he wrote this before the story had completely unraveled.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (D5hxK)

26 18 He was funnier as Prime Minister of America's hat
Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 29, 2014 01:26 PM (vCA4F)

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bwhaahaha

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (A98Xu)

27 Who gives a fuck about what a Canadian thinks about America? They're just the tail of the dog.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (fMQoG)

28 Isn't he married to some former Today Show bint?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (FsuaD)

29 9 Up-to-the-minute smart takes with Garry Trudeau.

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I love Ace's headlines. Really, it's half the fun.
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (A98Xu)

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Best material's on the tweet.

A neighbor got me Doonesbury's "War Years" thinking I'd like military-type comics. I've only kept it this long because I can't find a bonfire insignificant enough for it to trump the usual cereal boxes as kindling. I don't understand how lefty comics stay in business - I can't even picture the dumbest, most biased Warren voter (triply redundant?) laughing at this incredibly strained, unfunny dog shit.

Posted by: 0302 at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (yHHKL)

30 I WAS SOMEONE IN THE 1970s I'M RELEVANT AND IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT!

Posted by: Garry Trudeau at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (oFCZn)

31 What's this shit about my colonies saying "fuck off George we're leaving?!?!"

//George "Trudeau" the 3d on July 4th 1805

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (/4AZU)

32 wait wait... I wanna be there when someone tells him about the internet.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (x3YFz)

33 But in his defense, many "newsy" places haven't either.

Layers and layers of *derp*

Still it is typical leftist tripe. Week in and week out.

Fortunately I only get the paper on Sundays. For the coupons-yay free markets!!!

Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (8Lbu5)

34 so its possible he wrote this before the story had completely unraveled.
Posted by: mugiwara at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (D5hxK)

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Even so, it's lame. And of course not funny. Not even socially empowering.

I just used the word "empowering" now I feel like a real dumbass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (A98Xu)

35

yeah Jane Pauley

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:28 PM (Aoayx)

36 Wonder what his wife looks like now? Haven't seen her in years. Kinda like...him.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (i0wGQ)

37 Who?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (DVjiu)

38 I find it interesting that Trudeau believes rape in "other contexts" would result in long prison terms.... But rape on campus is what, legal now?

Posted by: wooga at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (bPnbU)

39 Does Trudeau watch reruns of "Maude" all day long?

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (MQEz6)

40 Aaacccckkk!!!

Posted by: Cathy at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (GrXXa)

41 Ducking Doonesbury? Who the duck reads comic strips any more?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (XzRw1)

42 Who gives a fuck about what a Canadian thinks about America?

I'd trade you know who for Stephen Harper in a nanosecond.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (659DL)

43 I had no idea that Doonsebury was still around.

Hell I had no idea comic strips were still around, period.

Since newspapers no longer exist, where are they published?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (0LHZx)

44 another example of Trudeau speaking Truth to Power, Sep 2011:

http://tinyurl.com/n2ujedy

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (bJm7W)

45 anyone remember the name for the blog which had a good discussion of missing malaysian air plane?

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (iBXmZ)

46 I'm quoting, without comment, one of the comments on one of the sites that hosted the comic.

"No, the problem does not lie in lies (unless you are referring to the rapists' version of events). The problem lies in a patriarchal society believing that, 'after all, boys will be boys'. In this particular case, it seems that the problem also lies in the fact that those in charge at Rolling Stone do not understand the effect that trauma has on memory and a victim's ability to report a consistent, consecutive narrative. It is quite common for witnesses to a tragic, shocking event to give conflicting testimony of what happened, how and when and in what order. No one pretends to believe that that means they are all lying and the event did not happen. But when a woman's testimony about rape conflicts with any other witness report...'the problem lies in lies'."

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (MYCIw)

47 all you need to know about Trudeau is that the character he hates the most in the strip Uncle Duke is by far the most beloved and crossover requested of the toons....

part Hunter S Thompson, part G Gordon Liddy and all American man....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (/4AZU)

48
wow this guy is a pill!

Posted by: Ted Rall at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (Aoayx)

49 My lib sister gave a copy of an Al Franken book to our conservative mother years ago.

Mother said, "It isn't funny. I don't get it."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (FsuaD)

50 House Repubs took over in 2011.

Daniel Clifton @DanCliftonStrat
Federal spending fell below 20% of GDP in 3Q - down from 24% of GDP since 2011 @GroverNorquist
https://twitter.com/DanCliftonStrat/status/549565509768056832/photo/1

Phil Kerpen @kerpen
Chart from @DanCliftonStrat shows remarkable success of GOP House at controlling spending:
https://twitter.com/DanCliftonStrat/status/549565509768056832/photo/1

Phil Kerpen @kerpen 4h
Amazing. RT @DanCliftonStrat Federal spending cumulative $1 trillion less than CBO projected since January 2011 pic.twitter.com/2jquYyv5FB

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

51 39 Does Trudeau watch reruns of "Maude" all day long?

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (MQEz6)


I watch them for the Adrienne Barbeau factor.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (oFCZn)

52 Dear god, that post took me 5 minute to write because of the stupid quotation glitch.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (MYCIw)

53 Trudeau is a fool and a waste of time. Never look at his stupid shit.

Posted by: maddogg at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (xWW96)

54 We have a what for a President?

- G. "Rip Van" Trudeau -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (RZzX3)

55

Didn't the asshole who does Family Circus wade into politics too a few years ago?

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:31 PM (Aoayx)

56 50 House Repubs took over in 2011.

Daniel Clifton @DanCliftonStrat
Federal spending fell below 20% of GDP in 3Q - down from 24% of GDP since 2011 @GroverNorquist
https://twitter.com/DanCliftonStrat/status/549565509768056832/photo/1

Phil Kerpen @kerpen
Chart from @DanCliftonStrat shows remarkable success of GOP House at controlling spending:
https://twitter.com/DanCliftonStrat/status/549565509768056832/photo/1

Phil Kerpen @kerpen 4h
Amazing. RT @DanCliftonStrat Federal spending cumulative $1 trillion less than CBO projected since January 2011 pic.twitter.com/2jquYyv5FB
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

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Don't worry, we'll fix that starting next week.

Posted by: Boner and Mitch The Bitch at December 29, 2014 01:31 PM (0LHZx)

57 everything after Bloom County was a footnote; Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side excepted.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:31 PM (iBXmZ)

58 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (oFCZn)

You mean factors.

There's two.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:31 PM (RZzX3)

59 I watch them for the Adrienne Barbeau factors.

FTFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2014 01:31 PM (659DL)

60 Doonesbury is like rape.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:31 PM (MMC8r)

61
Trudeau is married to Pauley Shore???????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 01:32 PM (TIIx5)

62 Usually I can see the humor even from political liberals like John Stewart. Has this guy ever done anything that would elicit even a chuckle or even a "hmmmmmm?"

It's standard when talking about irrelevant hacks to say "hey, is he still being published?" But hey, is he still being published? I really thought he had retired years ago.

Posted by: duke at December 29, 2014 01:32 PM (ChY2Q)

63 Ever since most comics tried to be The Far Side and by "try" I mean failed utterly, I haven't read them.

Also, I haven't bought a news paper in about 15 years.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:32 PM (A98Xu)

64
......somebody left the door propped open at the Midvale School for the Gifted.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 01:32 PM (NaV4z)

65 I miss the Far Side.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:32 PM (FsuaD)

66 46 I'm quoting, without comment, one of the comments on one of the sites that hosted the comic.

"No, the problem does not lie in lies (unless you are referring to the rapists' version of events). The problem lies in a patriarchal society believing that, 'after all, boys will be boys'. In this particular case, it seems that the problem also lies in the fact that those in charge at Rolling Stone do not understand the effect that trauma has on memory and a victim's ability to report a consistent, consecutive narrative. It is quite common for witnesses to a tragic, shocking event to give conflicting testimony of what happened, how and when and in what order. No one pretends to believe that that means they are all lying and the event did not happen. But when a woman's testimony about rape conflicts with any other witness report...'the problem lies in lies'."
Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (MYCIw)

Yeah, I read that.

Rape is so traumatic that your testimony may be bullshit, but the charges are true.

Fake, but accurate approaches its zenith.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (MQEz6)

67
This is sad. Because I really, seriously loved Doonesbury growing up.

Trudeau's been one-dimensional for the last maybe twenty years, but I loved the strip in the 70s. Even the ones he did at Yale. It was satire that bit at all sides, and I sort of grew up with the characters.

It's like losing a member of the family.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (JtwS4)

68 part Hunter S Thompson, part G Gordon Liddy and all American man....




Posted by: Sven S. Blade at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (/4AZU)


Don't forget Bella Abzug! (who looks exactly like her last name)

and sven, getting kickback because of the linky in your name.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (x3YFz)

69 13 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:25 PM (FsuaD)

no more grim milestones by anyone...

despite Giggles having lapped Bush's 'ghani losses prior to 2012 election day

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (/4AZU)

70 @6 Wait? Trudeau is still alive? Doonesbury is still a thing?
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Even the LA Times doesn't carry him anymore.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (UWFpX)

71 Don't worry, we'll fix that starting next week.
Posted by: Boner and Mitch The Bitch



Employer Mandate Fuse..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (RFrCB)

72 Yay?

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Posted by: Panopticon News! at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (ZPrif)

73 If you read the comments at the strip, seems there are a number of people busting on Doones Toones for this particular fcuk-up of a story line.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (0Nyv4)

74 Perry Bible Fellowship is legitimately hilarious. He only occasionally does new comics these days though.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (MYCIw)

75 Perry Bible Fellowship is legitimately hilarious. He only occasionally does new comics these days though.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (MYCIw)

76 re 38: email c two weeks ago from our dopey Sen Gillibrand:

"With untrained administrators, convoluted disciplinary proceedings and a culture that lays the blame on women - it is no wonder that so few college students report sexual assault. We have to take action now to change the culture and combat sexual assault."

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (bJm7W)

77 I watch them for the Adrienne Barbeau factor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (oFCZn)

Isn't Barbeau the plural for "breast" in French. We should ask Ace, he speaks the language. And French too.

Posted by: duke at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (ChY2Q)

78 68 Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (x3YFz)

Ah I left that there for Lincoln TF a ways back...

I've been pretty scarce the last few months.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (/4AZU)

79 Eff this has been in particular.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (JO9+V)

80 27 Who gives a fuck about what a Canadian thinks about America?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 29, 2014 01:27 PM (fMQoG)



Except for andycanuck, of course.

Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (zoehZ)

81
66 46 I'm quoting, without comment, one of the comments on one of the sites that hosted the comic.

"No, the problem does not lie in lies (unless you are referring to the rapists' version of events). The problem lies in a patriarchal society believing that, 'after all, boys will be boys'. In this particular case, it seems that the problem also lies in the fact that those in charge at Rolling Stone do not understand the effect that trauma has on memory and a victim's ability to report a consistent, consecutive narrative. It is quite common for witnesses to a tragic, shocking event to give conflicting testimony of what happened, how and when and in what order. No one pretends to believe that that means they are all lying and the event did not happen. But when a woman's testimony about rape conflicts with any other witness report...'the problem lies in lies'."
Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (MYCIw)

Yeah, I read that.

Rape is so traumatic that your testimony may be bullshit, but the charges are true.

Fake, but accurate approaches its zenith.



I feel raped after reading all this.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (Aoayx)

82 Addled old hippie Trudeau still thinks Uncle Duke is alive and kicking.

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (dVmLD)

83 It is quite common for witnesses to a tragic, shocking event to give conflicting testimony of what happened, how and when and in what order.

WITNESSES.

PLURAL.

PLURAL.

PLURAL.

Say it again, PLURAL.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (659DL)

84 This is probably good in the long run for Trudeau because for the first time in decades, people are noticing him. Well done, Gary. Really dude, I thought you were dead. I'll have to see if that Bloom County guy is still alive now.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (Vo9Ic)

85 It's like losing a member of the family.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (JtwS4)


the dude's always been a commie shitbag.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (x3YFz)

86 I do have to give him credit for realizing what a popous self serving asshole Jawn F'n Kerry was from the beginning.
Of course, that was 40 years ago...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (i0wGQ)

87 Wasn't it determined that most of these sexual assaults were happening off campus and the perps weren't even students at those colleges? I think that was the case in Westwood with UCLA students being assaulted

Many of these universities are located in or near some pretty nasty parts of town.

But then again, the residents surrounding USC aren't too likely to take their administrator's codes of conduct seriously

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (GrXXa)

88 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (JtwS4)

It only seemed that way because you were young and it was "your" side.


As we all once were.

He's always been pretty one sided.

And clueless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (RZzX3)

89 Perhaps Trudeau missed this as well

http://tinyurl.com/qjacad8


Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (XzRw1)

90
DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 8m
License Plate Reader Technology Looks At Faces... http://drudge.tw/1zrF7fD












I predict a rise in gorilla mask and Groucho Glasses futures......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (TIIx5)

91 Didn't the asshole who does Family Circus wade into politics too a few years ago?

Bil Keane? I don't recall that he did that. And anyway, I think he's dead now.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (DVjiu)

92
the dude's always been a commie shitbag.
Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (x3YFz)

________

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Boner and Mitch The Bitch at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (0LHZx)

93 "Except for andycanuck, of course."

Well, and Gingy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (0Nyv4)

94 You know who's brand is not at risk due to rape?

Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Al Sharpton... anyone who's name ends in (D)....

Posted by: Damiano at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (eAw1o)

95 there much better

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (/4AZU)

96 "Wasn't it determined that most of these sexual assaults were happening off campus and the perps weren't even students at those colleges? "

Well there was the UVA girl who was brutally raped and murdered by one of Obama's sons, but we're not supposed to talk about that.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (MYCIw)

97
Really? I thought Family Circus did something on obamacare.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (Aoayx)

98 It is quite common for witnesses to a tragic, shocking event to give conflicting testimony of what happened, how and when and in what order.

WITNESSES.
PLURAL.
PLURAL.
PLURAL.
Say it again, PLURAL.




Plural. Even sounds like Sybil.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (RFrCB)

99 Nothing funnier than a washed up comic trying to impart a "message."

Stay tuned for Mary Worth lecturing us about anal feeding of unlawful enemy combatants.

Posted by: wooga at December 29, 2014 01:37 PM (bPnbU)

100 Well there was the UVA girl who was brutally raped and murdered by one of Obama's sons, but we're not supposed to talk about that.
Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (MYCIw)

___________

Technically speaking since Obama is 1/2 white the evil frat boys in question could be his sons as well.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 01:37 PM (0LHZx)

101 Bet you Gary responds to this by saying that the Right has GONE TOTALLY CRAZY OVER THIS and plays a victim/master troll.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 29, 2014 01:37 PM (EQcfE)

102 My local paper had a survey on which comics to remove from the paper so they could add one. Doonsberry was one of the lowest three. So they kept the lowest, Judge Parker, Doonsberry, and Beetle Bailey. Then they cut Get Fuzzy, to make room for WuMo, a cheap Far Side knock off.
Honestly I have not laughed at Doonesberry in the past 2 decades.

Posted by: Picric at December 29, 2014 01:37 PM (QnQ+g)

103
"Well there was the UVA girl who was brutally raped and murdered by one of Obama's sons, but we're not supposed to talk about that."
***

It is so crazy that people went nuts about this fake story, when someone was actually murdered at the same college and more recently.

I can not imagine why anyone would read this 'comic'.

Posted by: Nirvana at December 29, 2014 01:37 PM (lIU4e)

104 Well there was the UVA girl who was brutally raped
and murdered by one of Obama's sons, but we're not supposed to talk
about that.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (MYCIw)


Which one of his sons was the rapist? Lenin or Stalin?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:38 PM (FsuaD)

105 Isn't Barbeau the plural for "breast" in French. We should ask Ace, he speaks the language. And French too.

Posted by: duke at December 29, 2014 01:34 PM (ChY2Q)


I was upbraided about the plural thing so I'm thinking her name is:

Adrienne Barbeaux?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 29, 2014 01:38 PM (oFCZn)

106 Wait until next week's big expose on Nixon's dog 'Checkers.'

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:38 PM (MMC8r)

107 Doonesbury and Rolling Stone go together like peas and carrots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 29, 2014 01:39 PM (0HooB)

108 102
My local paper had a survey on which comics to remove from the paper so
they could add one. Doonsberry was one of the lowest three. So they
kept the lowest, Judge Parker, Doonsberry, and Beetle Bailey. Then
they cut Get Fuzzy, to make room for WuMo, a cheap Far Side knock off.

Honestly I have not laughed at Doonesberry in the past 2 decades.

Posted by: Picric at December 29, 2014 01:37 PM (QnQ+g)


Are you in Savannah? I f*cking HATE WuMo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:39 PM (FsuaD)

109 When did the truth ever matter to a progressive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 29, 2014 01:39 PM (Zmw74)

110 anyone remember the name for the blog which had a good discussion of missing malaysian air plane?
Don Lemon's Black Hole Blog???

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2014 01:39 PM (CSXsy)

111 97 Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:36 PM (Aoayx)

someone did a parody of it I think....

if not and it was Keane in his defense he is what 875 years old or rather was prior to his death in 2011


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:39 PM (/4AZU)

112
the dude's always been a commie shitbag.

No. A lot of the early stuff was about football and campus life. BD, the conservative, often poked holes in liberal balloons. It was about humanity and human foibles.

If you haven't read it long enough to know who Phred was, you don't know the strip.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (JtwS4)

113
Telling a reporter or the college administrators who have no law enforcement powers about rape isn't "testimony". Testimony is when you swear out a complaint at the police station, or DA's office.

And no police station or DA in the country would DARE turn away a rape victim because "boys will be boys". Utter bullshit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (TIIx5)

114 You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Boner and Mitch The Bitch at December 29, 2014 01:35 PM (0LHZx)


No idea why you got that impression.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (x3YFz)

115 anyone remember the name for the blog which had a good discussion of missing malaysian air plane?
Don Lemon's Black Hole Blog???
Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2014 01:39 PM (CSXsy)





funny but not helpful

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (iBXmZ)

116 Really? I thought Family Circus did something on obamacare.

Maybe it did, I don't follow it very closely. All I know is that it was apolitical for decades. However, with the father passed on, the strip is now being drawn by his son, so maybe he did inject a political message into some strips. But you know, why? Does it make any sense to piss off half your audience?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (DVjiu)

117 "Doonesbury and Rolling Stone go together like peas and carrots."

Both are known for their accuracy in reporting and story lines.

Posted by: Derringers at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (0Nyv4)

118 Perhaps Mr. Trudeau is exhibiting the onset of senility.
He's older than dirt, you know.

Posted by: ALH at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (yAPdC)

119 107
Doonesbury and Rolling Stone go together like peas and carrots.

What am I, chopped arugula?

Posted by: Mother Jones at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (XzRw1)

120 Posted by: Panopticon News! at December 29, 2014 01:33 PM (ZPrif)


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Privacy is a thing of the past.

Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (gqu+m)

121 Derringers-----hahahahahahah

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (A98Xu)

122 @84 I'll have to see if that Bloom County guy is still alive now.
----------------

Berkeley Breathed is still very much alive. But he got out of comic strips quite a while back. AFAIK, he did it for reasons similar to why Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes) quit. He'd been doing it for too long and wanted to move on. He's released other stuff from time to time. For instance, back in the '90s I saw a gorgeously illustrated children's book by him. But he's done with newspapers.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (UWFpX)

123
funny but not helpful

Our new AoS masthead??

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (Aoayx)

124 Technically speaking since Obama is 1/2 white the evil frat boys in question could be his sons as well.
--
Well, not with Mooch as the Mom -- that would make the son 3/4ths black.

There was a study about this recently. In America, the cut off line off line for racial self-IDing as black was about 28% African ancestry. More than that and people tend to self-ID as black. Less and they self-ID as white. (The study look just at black-white bi-racial people).

So it's not a one-drop rule so much as a quarter black rule.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 01:42 PM (ZPrif)

125 It'd be easier to point and laugh at this old coot if I didn't suspect lefties of resurrecting exposed lies just so we have to spend time refuting them once again.

Posted by: spongeworthy at December 29, 2014 01:42 PM (nLFi/)

126 "If you haven't read it long enough to know who Phred was, you don't know the strip."

Back then, there was some genuine funny stuff.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 01:42 PM (0Nyv4)

127 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (JtwS4)

Okay. High school and College life style I'll give you but then he went nuts over the VN war and he (and a lot of others) never recovered.

Democrats screwed it up but they still blame the Republicans for it all. But that only works for those who weren't there.

And the delusional like Gary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:42 PM (RZzX3)

128 I watch them for the Adrienne Barbeau factor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 29, 2014 01:30 PM (oFCZn)

I know she's old now but don't care. Adrienne Barbeau is nothing but curvy delicious goodness. I'd watch her in anything.

Posted by: troyriser at December 29, 2014 01:42 PM (CAJL/)

129 the Perry Bible Fellowship gjuy did some hilarious stuff

here's a favorite:

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF234-Finneas.jpg

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 01:42 PM (bJm7W)

130 No. A lot of the early stuff was about football and
campus life. BD, the conservative, often poked holes in liberal
balloons. It was about humanity and human foibles.

If you haven't read it long enough to know who Phred was, you don't know the strip.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (JtwS4)


we'll agree to disagree.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (x3YFz)

131 Bet you Gary responds to this by saying that the Right has GONE TOTALLY CRAZY OVER THIS and plays a victim/master troll.

Supposedly, Trudeau never talks to the press or comments on any of his strips.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (DVjiu)

132 funny but not helpful


Our new AoS masthead??



Challenge phrase for the camps?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (RFrCB)

133 Challenge phrase for the camps?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (RFrCB)

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How do we work that into a handshake?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:44 PM (A98Xu)

134 Posted by: ALH at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (yAPdC)

Hey! Watch it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:44 PM (RZzX3)

135 everything after Bloom County was a footnote; Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side excepted.

THIS.

Bill the Cat would have the perfect response to Doonesbury: "Ack Pthhhzzztt"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 01:44 PM (ABcz/)

136 112 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:40 PM (JtwS4)

Right, I started reading it in the 70s...

He used to allow his conservative PoV characters to be sane and make points....

Phred is a capitalist now IIRC, etc etc

Trudeau snapped like a rubberband after recounts 2000 and essentially shat all over the mental make-up of his non-asshat flaming moonbat toons...

Kinda sad b/c I used to enjoy all of them except Mark and I guess boopsie....

didn't Mark come out or something totally underwhelming this decade?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:44 PM (/4AZU)

137
Technically speaking since Obama is 1/2 white the evil frat boys in question could be his sons as well.
--
Well, not with Mooch as the Mom -- that would make the son 3/4ths black.

There was a study about this recently. In America, the cut off line off line for racial self-IDing as black was about 28% African ancestry. More than that and people tend to self-ID as black. Less and they self-ID as white. (The study look just at black-white bi-racial people).

So it's not a one-drop rule so much as a quarter black rule.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 29, 2014 01:42 PM (ZPrif)








Anyone got a paper bag handy?

Posted by: Zombie WEB DuBois at December 29, 2014 01:44 PM (TIIx5)

138 More people read Doonesbury today than have in 25 years


Let's not make him relevant again

Posted by: ThunderB at December 29, 2014 01:44 PM (zOTsN)

139 I know she's old now but don't care. Adrienne Barbeau is nothing but curvy delicious goodness.

I'd watch her in anything.



Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:45 PM (RFrCB)

140 Haha, that is a classic, mallfly.

My favorite of all time is:

http://www.pbfcomics.com/152/

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 01:45 PM (MYCIw)

141 105 Isn't Barbeau the plural for "breast" in French. We should ask Ace, he speaks the language. And French too.

I used to know some guys who went to high school with Ms. Barbeau. They tell me that back then, her nickname was, get this, 'Boobs'.

Adrienne 'Boobs' Barbeau.

Clever, huh?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:45 PM (DVjiu)

142
You guys didn't hear my plan to make a zillion dollars.

Here's what we do: First we spread rumors about how rare pewter is. Then we secretly purchase a bunch of pewter creating the appearance of demand. Then we profit!

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:45 PM (Aoayx)

143 Except for andycanuck, of course.
Thanks, rickl.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2014 01:45 PM (CSXsy)

144 135. Fundamentally Oral Bill FTW!

Posted by: LadyS at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (5dip8)

145 Can comic book characters be embarrassed. If they can, these would be.

Posted by: ejo at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (rsGj7)

146 @112 If you haven't read it long enough to know who Phred was, you don't know the strip.
-----------------

An amusing note on the really old comics -

I was reading through some of the stuff from waaaaaaaay back, and realized that Mike's second wife (the Asian programmer) had appeared well before she started working for Mike's company. She appeared briefly as a Vietnamese refugee orphan that was adopted by an American family.

When I was in AFJROTC, some of the football comic strips (which invariably involve Zonker harassing BD while the team's in the circle) were reprinted in our textbooks.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (UWFpX)

147 Doonesbury is as cutting edge now as Snuffy Smith.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (MMC8r)

148 Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:45 PM (RFrCB)

Saw what you did there. Funny.

Posted by: troyriser at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (CAJL/)

149 not saying the guy was never funny.

he's just a dick. See: Patton Oswald, whom i loathe. He once or twice said something funny.

not the point. trudeua is and always will be a screaming idiot liberal.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (x3YFz)

150

If you don't think my plan would ever work, read about Tulip Mania.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (Aoayx)

151 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:44 PM (/4AZU)

Most people as they grow older get more conservative.

Not Gary.

He still thinks he's relevant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (RZzX3)

152
Supposedly, Trudeau never talks to the press or comments on any of his strips.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (DVjiu)








Spineless shitweasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (TIIx5)

153 Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (MMC8r)

But he's not as bodacious.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 29, 2014 01:47 PM (RZzX3)

154 Anybody named Trudeau who is on the political left is going to be an asshole. It's an iron law.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2014 01:47 PM (zBx8A)

155
Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:46 PM (MMC8r)

Do you happen to remember Family Circus getting into politics not too long ago? I coulda sworn we talked about it here in the comments a couple of years ago.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (Aoayx)

156
Now, which Trudeau is this?

The one who married a hot younger woman and fcuked up Canada?

Or the one whose life has been one long trail of mopery and irrelevance for decades?

Is there even a difference?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (Txwwy)

157
didn't Mark come out or something totally underwhelming this decade?

Mark came out a long time ago. Again, Trudeau used to be balanced. Mark is a DJ on something like a Pacifica radio station and he fell in love with a super-conservative Republican.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (JtwS4)

158 Supposedly, Trudeau never talks to the press or comments on any of his strips.

Good...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (i0wGQ)

159
Let's face it. The name Trudeau is originally French, and therefore, lame.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (TIIx5)

160 I know she's old now but don't care. Adrienne Barbeau is nothing but curvy delicious goodness. I'd watch her in anything.
***

I was channel surfing while I was off last week and cruised by the MeTV channel. They were running an old Wonder Woman episode. It's amazing how well that show has held up...

That's what I told my wife anyway. Holy shit, Linda Carter was hot as fukc back in the day.

Posted by: B at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (eUGes)

161 I'm sorta on a new mission: whenever I see some BS article online, if they have a comments section I can access, I'm going to start requesting that they not run whichever lie they post. I did that today with a globull warmening screed.

I very politely axe why they're publishing untruths and misleading information and how they can sleep at night knowing that they're doing it.

It may not do any good, but maybe if enough people start doing it, it could change some things. Couldn't hurt to try...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (0HooB)

162 Bill the Cat would have had some great thoughts about Nancy Pelosi. Aaaack!

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:49 PM (iBXmZ)

163 Special Alert from CNN:

we are looking into reports that sveral American police officers were on missing flight 8501 and could have started an altercation leading to the crash of the plane.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 29, 2014 01:49 PM (1Y+hH)

164 I'm picturing a window decal of Calvin pissing on a Doonesbury comic strip.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2014 01:49 PM (V8TCE)

165 Countdown to Garrison Keillor claiming to have been raped at UVA recently in the next stage production of Prairie Home Companion in . . .

3 . . .

2 . . .

1 . . .



Reliably Lefty Imbeciles Gotta Reliably Lefty Imbecile.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 29, 2014 01:49 PM (Es071)

166 @136 didn't Mark come out or something totally underwhelming this decade?
----------------

Mark's the radio host, right? He came out back in the '90s, or possibly the very late '80s. At first he pretended to have a boyfriend who was sometimes a "guest" on his radio program. Then later on, he had a boyfriend named Chase, who was a conservative.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 01:49 PM (UWFpX)

167 Faces full of nothing but anger and weariness. Sure looks like Doonesbury.

Posted by: Null at December 29, 2014 01:50 PM (xjpRj)

168 157 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (JtwS4)

Right, the gay GOPer who never existed except well they did...

Trudeau actually had his finger on the pulse of America up until Beijing Billy's impeachment....

I read his comic accidentally about once every 18 months now....

sorta like network TV I guess.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:50 PM (/4AZU)

169 The late 80's called, they want their cutting edge political satire back.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2014 01:50 PM (ihckR)

170 "Bet you Gary responds to this by saying that the Right has GONE TOTALLY CRAZY OVER THIS and plays a victim/master troll."

Nah, he just trots out Zonker for more comicy zaniness. Dance, hippie, dance, until the news cycle allows for an attack on a Republican or a deeply moving Leftist Agenda MATTERS storyline.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at December 29, 2014 01:50 PM (kTWS+)

171 65 I miss the Far Side.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:32 PM (FsuaD)


Do what I did: order the Complete Far Side set from Amazon or B&N.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 29, 2014 01:50 PM (8OfdL)

172 159
Let's face it. The name Trudeau is originally French, and therefore, lame.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 01:48 PM (TIIx5)

----

You turds are killing me today.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:51 PM (A98Xu)

173 I refuse to watch 'Alpha House'. Gary Trudeau is a myopic one a trick pony. He's not funny or edgy because he can't see the comedy goldmine that is the Progleft.

The Libercons don't need their version of Trudeau, we can read whole paragraphs filled with words and shit.

Posted by: CozMark at December 29, 2014 01:51 PM (MnG8j)

174
Bill the Cat would have had some great thoughts about Nancy Pelosi. Aaaack!

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:49 PM (iBXmZ)









I have a photo of me boarding a C141 in Egypt with a stuffed Bill the Cat hanging out of my rucksack. One of my prized photos.

Top dogged my ass for weeks for that stunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 01:51 PM (TIIx5)

175 Trudeau issues fatwa on discredited gang-rape, pope issues fatwa on discredited climate-change...yawn.

Feet of clay and all that.

Posted by: JEM at December 29, 2014 01:51 PM (o+SC1)

176 5 I miss the Far Side.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:32 PM (FsuaD)



If you want to live the Far Side I am renting out our guest room for the weekend.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:51 PM (iBXmZ)

177 This comic strip insists upon itself.

I've always wanted to say that.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:51 PM (A98Xu)

178 Do what I did: order the Complete Far Side set from Amazon or BN.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 29, 2014 01:50 PM (8OfdL)


"School for the gifted"

"Pull"

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:52 PM (x3YFz)

179 So...is this proof that Trudeau does his comics somewhat in advance, maybe piling up a few weeks worth? Doesn't work so well when injecting "current" events.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 01:52 PM (ABcz/)

180 He used to allow his conservative PoV characters to be sane and make points....

One of the earlier DBury anthologies even had a forward by William F. Buckley.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:52 PM (DVjiu)

181 Berkeley Breathed is still very much alive. But he got out of comic strips quite a while back. AFAIK, he did it for reasons similar to why Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes) quit. He'd been doing it for too long and wanted to move on. He's released other stuff from time to time. For instance, back in the '90s I saw a gorgeously illustrated children's book by him. But he's done with newspapers.
Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 01:41 PM (UWFpX)


IIRC he did the comics in 'Secondhand Lions' that one of the characters drew.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 29, 2014 01:52 PM (8OfdL)

182 @173 I refuse to watch 'Alpha House'. Gary Trudeau is a myopic one a trick pony. He's not funny or edgy because he can't see the comedy goldmine that is the Progleft.
--------------------

Lorne Michaels (i.e. the last person one would identify as a conservative) is on the record as saying that liberals are unable to laugh at themselves.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (UWFpX)

183 How do we work that into a handshake?
Who said anything about "hand"?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (CSXsy)

184 The late 80's called, they want their cutting edge political satire back.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2014 01:50 PM (ihckR)

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Sooooo..... a chance ? ? ? ?

Posted by: Arsinio Hull at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (NaV4z)

185 Wordless comments are almost like no comments at all, but not quite.

Posted by: killerdog at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (W2WDE)

186 In case you skipped mugiwara's post (#25) that strip was likely prepared weeks ago.

(Though I'm not sure when exactly that strip would ever have been funny.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (8dNrT)

187 "School for the gifted"

"Pull"
Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:52 PM (x3YFz)

----

I did that the other day leaving a restaurant.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (A98Xu)

188 has he heard about how crystal mangum was screwed by the duke lacrosse team and later by he lead collecting boyfriend?


he could skewer white privileged males and NRA all at once.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (iBXmZ)

189 " Bet you Gary responds to this by saying that the Right has GONE TOTALLY CRAZY OVER THIS and plays a victim/master troll."

Works for me, every time

Posted by: Jarles Chonson, Former Jazz Musician, and sometimes Blogger at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (0Nyv4)

190 Supposedly, Trudeau never talks to the press or comments on any of his strips.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (DVjiu)

Or proofreads for accuracy.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 29, 2014 01:54 PM (kF3VB)

191 re 152: maybe one day he was in Target and a member of the press asked him "can you reach that item on the top shelf for me?"

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 01:54 PM (bJm7W)

192 Jane I am in Greensboro NC. I look at WuMo like I looked at my infant son when he was learning to walk. I read it hoping it will make me chuckle, and watch it crash on the floor, pick it up and just say we can try again later.

Posted by: Picric at December 29, 2014 01:54 PM (QnQ+g)

193
Do you happen to remember Family Circus getting into politics not too long ago? I coulda sworn we talked about it here in the comments a couple of years ago.


I'd be more likely to read Nietzsche Family Circus than the real strip.

I don't recall them doing that, but Bil Keane's son does it now, so it's possible.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

194 Wordless comments are almost like no comments at all, but not quite.

Posted by: killerdog at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (W2WDE)

.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:54 PM (x3YFz)

195 Rape is so traumatic that your testimony may be bullshit, but the charges are true.

Fake, but accurate approaches its zenith.

-
In the murder of the Gentle Giant in Ferguson, the physical evidence lied, too.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 29, 2014 01:54 PM (LImiJ)

196 @194

+1

Posted by: JEM at December 29, 2014 01:55 PM (o+SC1)

197 Supposedly, Trudeau never talks to the press or comments on any of his strips.

So even he ignores it.

Readership: 0.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:55 PM (MMC8r)

198 180 Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:52 PM (DVjiu)

Yup, he was a leftist but a sane leftist as they used to say of George Will in reverse...

nah the left was not punished for their temper tantrum in 2000 and has in fact been rewarded for their intransigence....

Trudeau's decline is part of that.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (/4AZU)

199 Totally off track but would it be against the law to change the date on my camera two days early? I'm so ready to get the new year started.

Two years and twenty days

January 20th, the day the United States is set free!

Freedom!
Freedom!
Freedom!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (iD1k5)

200 "School for the gifted"

"Pull"

One of my favorites.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (0Nyv4)

201 so he wrote the strip weeks ago and did not have anyway of stopping the presses in the age of interwebs?


man, sucks to be him, watching that slow motion cluster fkuc coming down the pike.


sorta like not being able to change your order at the drive through.


Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (iBXmZ)

202 @195 - I believe Barack Obama has sent AG Holder an executive memo establishing the new Federal offense of 'White Male', mandatory minimum five-year sentence.

Posted by: JEM at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (o+SC1)

203 192
Jane I am in Greensboro NC. I look at WuMo like I looked at my infant
son when he was learning to walk. I read it hoping it will make me
chuckle, and watch it crash on the floor, pick it up and just say we can
try again later.

Posted by: Picric at December 29, 2014 01:54 PM (QnQ+g)


Glad to know we're not the only ones being punished with WuMo. Occasionally, some lib will comment in Vox that conservatives don't "get" WuMo because it's so over our heads.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (FsuaD)

204 190
Supposedly, Trudeau never talks to the press or comments on any of his strips.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (DVjiu)


Normally people that make a habit of publishing drive-by commentary in especially inflammatory ways decline to actually discuss the merits of their ideas.

We have a name for those people: Trolls.

Posted by: Heralder at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (/Mxso)

205 Trudeau used to be slightly even-handed back in the 70's, the election of Ronald Reagan flew him into a rage from which he has never descended. It's been hate, hate, hate ever since then.

Posted by: Null at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (xjpRj)

206 he coulda run the strip without the words, maybe even added in new words.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (iBXmZ)

207 182 Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 01:53 PM (UWFpX)

The asshole who does Fanily Guy.... Biff MacFarland or something said the same thing over at Breitbart...

essentially the leftoids are button down version of Jihadi Jim without the usual beheading....

unless they decide to let their shock troops get jiggy.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 01:58 PM (/4AZU)

208 so he wrote the strip weeks ago and did not have anyway of stopping the presses in the age of interwebs?

Lead time on Sundays used to be four weeks, I believe, but that was a long time ago.

Trying to be topical bit him on the ass, nicely.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 01:58 PM (MMC8r)

209 January 20th, the day the United States is set free!



Freedom!

Freedom!

Freedom!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (iD1k5)


heh. Don't get your hopes up.

But Mia Love (awesome name btw) will be in congress so there's that. that girl is wtfine!

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:58 PM (x3YFz)

210 Wordless comments are almost like no
comments at all, but not quite.
Posted by: killerdog


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Posted by: TangoNine



Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:59 PM (RFrCB)

211 So the publishing of the strip must be like rape to Trudeau.

Nice!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 01:59 PM (FsuaD)

212 Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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seems appropriate

Posted by: willow at December 29, 2014 01:59 PM (nqBYe)

213
he coulda run the strip without the words, maybe even added in new words.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (iBXmZ)


I think you're on to something...

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:59 PM (x3YFz)

214 One of my favorites.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (0Nyv4)

-----

"Bummer of a birthmark, Hal"

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:00 PM (NaV4z)

215 he coulda simply changed his last word bubble to "oops, nevermind."

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:00 PM (iBXmZ)

216 New! Chicken and trolls breakfast rolls, they'll put hair on yer chest for sure!

Posted by: killerdog at December 29, 2014 02:00 PM (W2WDE)

217 I'd be more likely to read Nietzsche Family Circus than the real strip.

Anyone else remember The Dysfunctional Family Circus parody web site from the late 90s?

I used one of those web-crawler apps trial version to hoover up all 500 entries and I peruse them from time to time.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 02:00 PM (DVjiu)

218 so he wrote the strip weeks ago and did not have anyway of stopping the presses in the age of interwebs?



Lead time on Sundays used to be four weeks, I believe, but that was a long time ago.


So was he was either too lazy to pull it, or didn't give a fuck?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 02:01 PM (i0wGQ)

219 Has President Stretch Mark said anything about the AirAsia missing flight? cuz they're asking for our assistance.


Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 02:01 PM (XzRw1)

220 Wordless comments are almost like no

comments at all, but not quite.

Posted by: killerdog





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Posted by: TangoNine









Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 01:59 PM (RFrCB)


we probably don't want to go down this road or we'll all be in the barrel

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:01 PM (x3YFz)

221 he coulda run the strip without the words, maybe even added in new words.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (iBXmZ)


I think you're on to something...
Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:59 PM (x3YFz)





maybe we should make up some new words for him.




he coulda used his closing word bubble for "fkuc it I quit this"

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:01 PM (iBXmZ)

222 But he was great as Canadian Prime Minister...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 29, 2014 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

223 @205 - what Reagan did to the American commentariat is nothing next to what Thatcher did to the Brits.

If you believed much of what has been written, sung, or performed in the UK every evil, whether real or imagined, that's developed since 1979 has been Thatcher's fault.

Hell, I think some of 'em have tried to blame WWI on her.

Posted by: JEM at December 29, 2014 02:01 PM (o+SC1)

224

speaking of dysfunctional families...

I find Married With Children to be funnier today than i did when it was current.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:02 PM (Aoayx)

225
131 Bet you Gary responds to this by saying that the Right has GONE TOTALLY CRAZY OVER THIS and plays a victim/master troll.
Supposedly, Trudeau never talks to the press or comments on any of his strips.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 01:43 PM (DVjiu)


He cannot be understood unless someone helps out by moving the drool bucket aside.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 29, 2014 02:02 PM (Txwwy)

226

So was he was either too lazy to pull it, or didn't give a fuck?


Sunday pages are usually printed well (weeks) in advance (going by my early 90s knowledge). It may be that it was already distributed to papers and they'd already done their print runs.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 02:03 PM (MMC8r)

227
If you were wondering whether the sidebar Sony Photography story has a category for nudes.

It does.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 02:03 PM (JtwS4)

228 Berkeley Breathed did that creepy-looking Mars Needs Moms book that was made into movie, which was a disappointment.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:03 PM (ABcz/)

229 It isn't really a comic strip...


But it brings the funny, every time

http://tinyurl.com/c4xp6fv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:03 PM (0Nyv4)

230 "every evil, whether real or imagined, that's developed since 1979 has been Thatcher's fault. "

They should probably avoid the Thatcher Suite at the Anatole in Dallas then.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:03 PM (MYCIw)

231 I find Married With Children to be funnier today than i did when it was current.

PC's gotten so stifling it's even more provocative today.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 02:03 PM (MMC8r)

232 "A lot of the early stuff was about football and campus life. BD, the
conservative, often poked holes in liberal balloons. It was about
humanity and human foibles."

Agreed. The strip was very funny in the 70's. Even though the strip obviously leaned left the humor wasn't especially mean spirited. like it is now. That changed with the election of Reagan. Like so many on the left, Trudeau just wen full nut case delusional. The jokes about Reagan had a vulgar maliciousness that those about Nixon never had. I had to stop reading sometime in the 80's as it was obviously just more liberal propaganda without any good humor to make it bearable.


Posted by: George Orwell at December 29, 2014 02:04 PM (1BQGO)

233 Has President Stretch Mark said anything about the AirAsia missing flight? cuz they're asking for our assistance.

So would it be funny or ironic if they find the Malaysian one while they're looking for this one?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 29, 2014 02:04 PM (i0wGQ)

234 If you believed much of what has been written, sung,
or performed in the UK every evil, whether real or imagined, that's
developed since 1979 has been Thatcher's fault.



Hell, I think some of 'em have tried to blame WWI on her.



Posted by: JEM at December 29, 2014 02:01 PM (o+SC1)


the measuring stick of character, integrity, honesty, courage and faithfulness is exactly how much liberals hate you.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:04 PM (x3YFz)

235 I find Married With Children to be funnier today than i did when it was current.




Peg was better looking.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:04 PM (RFrCB)

236

I've been eating turkey samms since last Thursday (Christmas Day). Still have 2.5lbs left.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:04 PM (Aoayx)

237 Doonesbury hasn't been funny since Belushi and Akroyd left.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:05 PM (NeFrd)

238 Universities are a trusted institution?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2014 02:05 PM (JjJUC)

239 Actually, Trudeau is subtly mocking the bubble headed bleach blonde and her outrage over something that isn't true. See?

It's like satire. La fem is all upset and the white patriarch is searching for a punchline about ditzy fems and their hysteria.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 29, 2014 02:05 PM (iD1k5)

240 Addled old chippie Garry Trudeau gets his news from back issues of Rolling Stone? Perfect illustration of a low info libtard, and a great argument for a libel action against RS.

Posted by: MTF at December 29, 2014 02:05 PM (b/6cr)

241
So will Trudeau post a new cartoon with Boopsie and her friends telling everyone what whiny little dipshits they are?

Will the next strip have Jackie and the Rolling Stone writer admitting that this was fabricate?

Ha, I crack myself up.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

242 re 213:

http://www.gocomics.com/garfieldminusgarfield/2014/12/17

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 02:05 PM (bJm7W)

243 In other news, this is intentionally funny after it was unintentionally funny.

http://bit.ly/1rvvNtp

Personally, I like the look we got the right Ryan brother!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

244 nah the left was not punished for their temper tantrum in 2000 and has in fact been rewarded for their intransigence....

It wasn't the 2000 election recount that turned Trudeau into a leftist rage monger, it was the election of Reagan that did that.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 02:06 PM (DVjiu)

245 I find Married With Children to be funnier today than i did when it was current.



PC's gotten so stifling it's even more provocative today.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 02:03 PM (MMC8r)


Archie Bunker with the hot daughter. And if memory serves me correctly Christina Applegate is a good critter. Mom. Wife. Cancer survivor.

/hat tip

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:06 PM (x3YFz)

246 What a difference 20 years make.

In the 90s, there was a whole set of comics created on the Dan Quayle drug rumors which turned out to be false and got pulled by the syndicator with a note instead of publishing them. Those rumors were by our old friend who is of great "speed" in order to get his "way", BTW.

These days though? It gets completely debunked weeks before this is published and yet is still published anyway.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:07 PM (NA4vJ)

247 heh. Don't get your hopes up. But Mia Love (awesome name btw) will be in congress so there's that. that girl is wtfine!
Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 01:58 PM (x3YFz)


-------------------------------------


Well, there's Mia and Joni "I'll cut their nuts off" from Iowa. A new senator (Lankford) from OK that I have hopes for, and Tom Cotton, just to name a few. We could actually be in for a pleasant surprise when they hopefully caucus together and conspire to jam up the works for two years.

Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2014 02:07 PM (gqu+m)

248 speaking of dysfunctional families...

I find Married With Children to be funnier today than i did when it was current.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:02 PM (Aoayx)




it is probably partly because you used a laugh at al now you are laughing, maybe crying, with al.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:07 PM (iBXmZ)

249 I guess this proves that Gary cannot multitask, doing stale jokes on reheated political topics for both a TV show AND a comic is obviously too much.

I'll always feel that Calvin and Hobbes ended way too early, but at least Watterson went out on a high, ended with a bang not a wimper. Doonesbury is just plain sad at this point.

Posted by: LizLem at December 29, 2014 02:07 PM (yRwC8)

250 "Archie Bunker with the hot daughter."

Sally Struthers.


Back before she became a continent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (0Nyv4)

251 Universities are a trusted institution?


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2014 02:05 PM (JjJUC)


/snort

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (x3YFz)

252 I am finally more with it and up-to-date than someone else. Unfortunately that someone else is Garry Trudeau.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

253 I find Married With Children to be funnier today than i did when it was current.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:02 PM (Aoayx)

----

Thats cause you are old enough to empathize with Al now...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (NaV4z)

254 What's up, everybody?

Posted by: Comcast Employee Al Sharpton at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (ZPrif)

255
One of my favorites.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 01:56 PM (0Nyv4)

-----

"Bummer of a birthmark, Hal"

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:00 PM (NaV4z)






The Boneless Chicken Ranch

How Birds See The World

"Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (TIIx5)

256 Kevin Trudeau has a better grasp of reality than Gary.

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (zt+N6)

257 Trudeau is "relevant and important!" Not like everyone says... like dumb (and illiterate)... He deserves respect!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (z/HLo)

258 Trudeau's always been a dumbass, but this takes the cake.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (2Ojst)

259 Panel One - "What you say." Bad dog, bad.

Panel Two - "What dogs hear." Blah blah blah blah

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (0HooB)

260 @251 - I think we should just rename them 'madrassas' and get it over with.

Posted by: JEM at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (o+SC1)

261 I'll always feel that Calvin and Hobbes ended way too early, but at least Watterson went out on a high, ended with a bang not a wimper. Doonesbury is just plain sad at this point.
Posted by: LizLem at December 29, 2014 02:07 PM (yRwC



The last Calvin (ampersand) Hobbes strip was perfect.


Annnnd off I go to fall into the go comics C (ampersand) H hole.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

262 244 Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 02:06 PM (DVjiu)

I don't disagree...

essentially he started out as has been said here a leftoid commenting on campus life....got sucked into hating 'nam and slammed Nixon for what 6 years?

Carter was such a fuck-up he didn't defend him and when Reagan got elected his humor started getting dumber and meaner towards the right....he evened out after Clennis got elected back in 92 then snapped back in 2000....

you can see the pettiness and rage at "how wrong America is" back in the early 80s no doubt but Garrry T became totally one sided between 2001-2005....

he is shameless in it now like LGF actually.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (/4AZU)

263
speaking of PC tv, this morning Beverly Hillbillies was on and there was a scene of Mr Drysdale pretending to treat a black girl as a slave, and her two huge brothers were pissed!

you have to see the whole episode, but it was funny

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (Aoayx)

264 Dope eventually catches up with you...

Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (4kTo2)

265 re 229: this picture should have shown Obama:

"It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent."

(http://www.despair.com/self-esteem-pawn.html)

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (bJm7W)

266 Trudeau sure is a sucker for any leftist BS he comes across.

*aprroaching wordlessness commenting*

Posted by: Meremortal at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (1Y+hH)

267 Sally Struthers.





Back before she became a continent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (0Nyv4)


the best part of the show is tweenie liberals who can't find jobs living at home with their parents and pontificating about how the world should be as they leech.

Same then as it is now.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (x3YFz)

268 There's no fool like an old, liberal fool.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (qcrmQ)

269 @244 It wasn't the 2000 election recount that turned Trudeau into a leftist rage monger, it was the election of Reagan that did that.
---------------

There was a shift again in 2004, though it wasn't the general election that did it. He's apparently good friends with Mr. "Yeaaaargh!", and Trudeau went even further off the deep end after the primary.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (UWFpX)

270 PC's gotten so stifling it's even more provocative today.

Watch some reruns of Dragnet. Talk about non-PC!

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility is a Nativist at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (XzRw1)

271 it is too bad Calvin and Hobbes quit when it quit, however, it is better to go out at the top than hang around much too long and show yourself as a sad and worn relic like trudeau .

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (iBXmZ)

272
Thats cause you are old enough to empathize with Al now...

That probably has a lot to do with it.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (Aoayx)

273 250 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (0Nyv4)

She's like a bird that feeds starving children by regurgitating food....

so she can feed Africa, Asia, and Micronesia these days....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (/4AZU)

274 253 I find Married With Children to be funnier today than i did when it was current.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:02 PM (Aoayx)

----

Thats cause you are old enough to empathize with Al now...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:08 PM (NaV4z)


Your No'MAAM membership cards are in the mail...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (qh617)

275 http://bit.ly/1rvwov6


*shifty shifty shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (mf5HN)

276
without the words, maybe even added in new words.
Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (iBXmZ)


Go the @iowahawk route (IIRC) for captioning New Yorker cartoons -

"I think I'm going to kill myself."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (Txwwy)

277 "It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent."



(http://www.despair.com/self-esteem-pawn.html)

Posted by: mallfly at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (bJm7W)


oh shoot. thank you for that one. hah!

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (x3YFz)

278 269 Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (UWFpX)

Yup...and he bought into Jean Francois' bullshit hook line and sinker.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (/4AZU)

279
Annnnd off I go to fall into the go comics C (ampersand) H hole.

One of the great delights of my parenting career was when No. 2 Son discovered Calvin (ampersand) Hobbes on his own. Usually you try to steer the tykes to the good stuff. But he found C+H and loved it, and got every volume, and I got to read them all.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (JtwS4)

280 Jane, I usually get the point or punch line, of WuMo. It would have been funny if it was not as stale as week old French bread.

Posted by: Picric at December 29, 2014 02:12 PM (QnQ+g)

281 Wait -- he quit being Prime Minister of Canada to take up cartooning?

I should read the rotogravure more often.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2014 02:12 PM (K4YiS)

282 Charles C. Johnson @ChuckCJohnson
Glasgow Healthcare Worker Diagnosed With Ebola http://news.sky.com/story/1399419/glasgow-healthcare-worker-diagnosed-with-ebola

Posted by: Doom News at December 29, 2014 02:12 PM (ZPrif)

283 It's funny to think that Married w/Children was boycotted by "family" groups for being too raunchy. I guess for the late 80s it was, by today's standards, it's a Nick at Night show.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (0LHZx)

284 267 Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:10 PM (x3YFz)

Heh...."BACK TO THE PAST!" 'cause the 70s are a grim future...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (/4AZU)

285 One of the great delights of my parenting career was when No. 2 Son discovered Calvin (ampersand) Hobbes on his own. Usually you try to steer the tykes to the good stuff. But he found C+H and loved it, and got every volume, and I got to read them all.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (JtwS4)



I knew there was a reason I tolerated you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

286 Coke and grass will fuck up your memory. I seriously doubt he pins the strip any more.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (0FSuD)

287 without the words, maybe even added in new words.
Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:57 PM (iBXmZ)

Go the @iowahawk route (IIRC) for captioning New Yorker cartoons -

"I think I'm going to kill myself."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (Txwwy)




maybe a hitler's bunker thing where he finds out he wrote a strip about a hoax.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (iBXmZ)

288 So, fake but true, doh!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (NeFrd)

289 I guess I just had a reverse Trudeau... I had no idea anyone still published this crap. At least the birds and dead fish can still enjoy his..ahem... humor.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (t06LC)

290 281,

I think his guest appearance in Alpha Flight spawned a new career.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (NA4vJ)

291 Charles C. Johnson @ChuckCJohnson
Glasgow Healthcare Worker Diagnosed With Ebola http://news.sky.com/story/1399419/glasgow-healthcare-worker-diagnosed-with-ebola
Posted by: Doom News at December 29, 2014 02:12 PM (ZPrif)

---

Speaking of which..... ever notice that Ebloa **poof** is never in the media anymore???

hmmmmmm.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (NaV4z)

292 275
http://bit.ly/1rvwov6





*shifty shifty shifty eyes*



If AtC had a son...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (FsuaD)

293 I miss the far side.

That was some good stuff.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (t06LC)

294
It's funny to think that Married w/Children was boycotted by "family" groups for being too raunchy. I guess for the late 80s it was, by today's standards, it's a Nick at Night show.

Not only that, but it was an intact (as opposed to broken) home with a mom and a dad. Good point, Moo!

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (Aoayx)

295 Calvin and Hobbes' dry humor and deadpannery is priceless.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (x3YFz)

296 >>>Has President Stretch Mark said anything about the AirAsia missing flight? cuz they're asking for our assistance. <<<

Obama has a team of Czars working on the hazards of the metric system at this very moment. When he gets confirmation from Fox News that it's okay to proceed, Barry will mobilize a #taskforce.

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2014 02:15 PM (UzPAd)

297 Fixer upper, supposedly they're not reporting suspected cases anymore.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:15 PM (MYCIw)

298 Thr best thing is that Archie Bunker was supposed to be reviled but instead he was loved.Nobody loved Meathead,except as a foil for Archie.Alex Keaton was supposed to be the villain but America loved him.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (v5UtH)

299 Speaking of which..... ever notice that Ebloa **poof** is never in the media anymore???

hmmmmmm.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (NaV4z)




I thought I read a deal was arranged with the mfm so they would only report about confirmed cases.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (iBXmZ)

300 Aren't comic strip supposed to be-you know.....funny
rather than shaming lectures on your favorite topics? I don't think it's just my political perspective that makes me find Trudeau just not funny. I didn't even find him funny when I was a liberal. Surely there are some
liberal cartoonists who have a sense of humor but there are so many who simply don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (Dj3AB)

301 In the 90s, there was a whole set of comics created on the Dan Quayle drug rumors which turned out to be false and got pulled by the syndicator with a note instead of publishing them. Those rumors were by our old friend who is of great "speed" in order to get his "way", BTW.

Heh. I was going to mention this interesting connection, but decided I'd best not risk bringing blowback on our landlord.

And some of those "Quayle bought coke from a guy and then had him jailed to shut up him" strips were green-lighted, because I remember reading them.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (DVjiu)

302 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:11 PM (mf5HN)

I had forgotten how absolutely hilarious C H was.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (fL/7/)

303 http://preview.tinyurl.com/p8xcnu4

Joe Friday.... Dragnet.... enuf said...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (qh617)

304
I also tried to model my parenting style on Calvin's Dad.

Made shit up all the time. Kept them on their toes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (JtwS4)

305 Not only that, but it was an intact (as opposed to broken) home with a mom and a dad.
Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (Aoayx)

______________

Yep. Despite all the jokes/insults, the family loved each other and was there for each other.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (0LHZx)

306 "And the Anderson brothers were never seen again."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (NeFrd)

307 This is proof of one of two things, possibly both:

(1) God has an evil sense of humor;
(2) Life is miserably unfair.

Based on what, you ask? Because "Doonesbury" is still being drawn, and "Calvin and Hobbes" isn't.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (+rx1r)

308 he can pay damages too. those ivy leaguers sure are smart.

Posted by: X at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (KHo8t)

309 "School for the gifted"

Inconvenience store.

Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (DL2i+)

310 It's funny to think that Married w/Children was boycotted by "family" groups for being too raunchy. I guess for the late 80s it was, by today's standards, it's a Nick at Night show.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 02:13 PM (0LHZx)
----

remember when Sybil Shpeherds character on Moonlighting was going to have a baby **gasp** without a father?!?!?!

Thats "eighth grade normal" now....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (NaV4z)

311 hr best thing is that Archie Bunker was supposed to
be reviled but instead he was loved.Nobody loved Meathead,except as a
foil for Archie.Alex Keaton was supposed to be the villain but America
loved him.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (v5UtH)


exactly! The whole point of the show was to make everyone hate the intolerant Archie, but... nope.

EDITH!

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (x3YFz)

312 301 But he misspelled potato!!

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (v5UtH)

313 I thought I read a deal was arranged with the mfm so they would only report about confirmed cases.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (iBXmZ)\
I remember when people wondered why Barry selected a lawyer/fixer to head up the Ebola response team. Seems like he made a good choice after all, because there isn't any more Ebola in the news!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (fL/7/)

314 AtC! What are you saying? You don't really have a flamethrower? Now I haz a sad.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (vVSOO)

315 301 But he misspelled potato!!


Two words: Jobs

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 29, 2014 02:19 PM (FsuaD)

316 remember when Sybil Shpeherds character on Moonlighting was going to have a baby **gasp** without a father?!?!?!

Thats "eighth grade normal" now....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (NaV4z)

____________

Murphy Brown too....was it Dan Qualyle who went apeshit over that story line?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 29, 2014 02:19 PM (0LHZx)

317 (1) God has an evil sense of humor;
(2) Life is miserably unfair.

Based on what, you ask? Because "Doonesbury" is still being drawn, and "Calvin and Hobbes" isn't.


Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (+rx1r)


(2) is completely true
(1) is not. God is one funny dude. He is a hoot.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:19 PM (x3YFz)

318 If AtC had a son...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (FsuaD)



Oh please. Like my theoretical drunken midget wouldn't have a flamethrower.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

319 This is proof of one of two things, possibly both:
(1) God has an evil sense of humor;
(2) Life is miserably unfair.
Based on what, you ask? Because "Doonesbury" is still being drawn, and "Calvin and Hobbes" isn't.




Only the good strips die young.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:20 PM (RFrCB)

320 310 Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (NaV4z)

Moonlighting actually fits in with reminiscing on the glory days such as they were of Doonesbury....

the Moonlighting writers descended into hating their audience and trying to piss them off as often as possible...

I had forgotten how angry I had been back in the 80s with the antics, delays, and attitude of the show runners...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:20 PM (/4AZU)

321 299 Speaking of which..... ever notice that Ebloa **poof** is never in the media anymore???

hmmmmmm.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (NaV4z)




I thought I read a deal was arranged with the mfm so they would only report about confirmed cases.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (iBXmZ)


It was no longer on the Government approved Fear list...

Like the illegals coming over the border... or Ukraine... or ISIS...

Only the TEA Party, and Global Warming are approved threats...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:20 PM (qh617)

322 I thought Trudeau took a dirt nap ages ago. Not that anyone would notice.

His comics were always bland and not hip--- much like the NPR crowd he drew for.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 29, 2014 02:20 PM (rYHjF)

323 Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:19 PM (x3YFz)

"Man plans, God laughs!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 29, 2014 02:20 PM (fL/7/)

324 307,

I look at it as a case of having some personal ethics rather than being a paycheck whore.

Far Side, Calvin, BC/Outland/Opus, etc are all gone because their creators didn't want to just be on a treadmill doing the same repetitive shit like Jim Davis and the kids of the Beetle Bailey and Hi And Lois guys.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (NA4vJ)

325 I wouldn't say Quayle went " apeshit" over Murphy Brown ,just that said it said a bad example.It was.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (v5UtH)

326 @310 remember when Sybil Shpeherds character on Moonlighting was going to have a baby **gasp** without a father?!?!?!
-----------------

I don't remember that, but I didn't watch much Moonlighting. I do remember when Murphy Brown did it, and then everyone jumped on Dan Quayle for commenting on it.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (UWFpX)

327 I'm thinking UVA has a slander case to pursue

Posted by: KaiserDerden at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (hYYqD)

328 Trudeau is guilty of PIV rape himself. He should be ashamed of his gender and of himself.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Feminista at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (CBJc+)

329 >>Fixer upper, supposedly they're not reporting suspected cases anymore

And probably actual cases, too. Because there is *no* Ebola coverage, and not even much about what's going on in Africa.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (ABcz/)

330 'All In The Family' was liberal wish-fulfillment.

Mike was the all-wise, Archie was an idiot. It was self-congratulatory nonsense from Norman Lear.

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (MMC8r)

331
re: ebola

Like everything else today, nothing gets resolved anymore -- they simply rotate out of the "news" cycle.

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (Aoayx)

332 317 (1) God has an evil sense of humor;
(2) Life is miserably unfair.

Based on what, you ask? Because "Doonesbury" is still being drawn, and "Calvin and Hobbes" isn't.


Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (+rx1r)


(2) is completely true
(1) is not. God is one funny dude. He is a hoot.


Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:19 PM (x3YFz)


Soldiers in combat have the same type of humor though...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (qh617)

333 Like my theoretical drunken midget wouldn't have a flamethrower.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

AND, stompy boots!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (fL/7/)

334 Speaking of which..... ever notice that Ebloa **poof** is never in the media anymore???



hmmmmmm.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:14 PM (NaV4z)









I thought I read a deal was arranged with the mfm so they would only report about confirmed cases.



Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (iBXmZ)





It was no longer on the Government approved Fear list...



Like the illegals coming over the border... or Ukraine... or ISIS...



Only the TEA Party, and Global Warming are approved threats...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:20 PM (qh617)


14,000 cases of ebola in the US and counting. But nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (x3YFz)

335 His Tawana Brawley cartoon last month was hilarious!

Posted by: Beorn at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (dGF4J)

336 Who was asking about a good site for info on the missing airliner?

airliners.net
http://tinyurl.com/69feqz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (0Nyv4)

337 320 Classic case of people unable to handle success.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (v5UtH)

338 It is a trick of the art, when a writer can write a character as a separate entity or when they are taken over by the writer's own view.
Equal minded satire is the gut of humor!

This cartoon... wasn't funny. I guess they don't call them funny papers anymore.

Posted by: suger plum fairy #774-357-01 at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (97kkK)

339 God is one funny dude. He is a hoot.


***


Exhibit A: the giraffe

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (NeFrd)

340 327
I'm thinking UVA has a slander case to pursue



Hmmm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (FsuaD)

341
yeah, Norman Lear was kinda the Michael Moore before there was a Michael Moore

Posted by: All 2014 Soothsayers Must Go Clearance Sale! at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (Aoayx)

342 @320
the Moonlighting writers descended into hating their audience and trying to piss them off as often as possible...
----------------

Was that what it was? I thought it was because Bruce Willis (remember when he was a comedian, and not an action star?) and Cybil Shepherd couldn't stand each other.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (UWFpX)

343 If AtC had a son...

But Calvin's mom is tall ...

Posted by: CM at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (0NdlF)

344 14,000 cases of ebola in the US and counting.

---

Wait ... WUT??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (NaV4z)

345 God is one funny dude. He is a hoot.
***
Exhibit A: the giraffe


Exhibit B: The Platypus

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (RFrCB)

346 339
God is one funny dude. He is a hoot.





***





Exhibit A: the giraffe



Exhibit B: Joe Biden

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (FsuaD)

347 The last Calvin (ampersand) Hobbes strip was perfect.
Annnnd off I go to fall into the go comics C (ampersand) H hole.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:09 PM (mf5HN)


Sounds like a perfect place to be...if we had comics wallpapering the Barrel it might actually be tolerable, though I guess that defeats its purpose.

That Calvin [ampersand] Hobbes comic you posted is genius; how on earth did he predict Lena Dunham! But I think a flamethrower incident would actually have made her memoir tolerable.

*picturing evil mustachioed flamethrower wearing purple cowboy boots*

Posted by: LizLem at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (yRwC8)

348 320,

I'll note that at least one Moonlighting writer was heroin junkie Jerry Stahl of Permanent Midnight infamy.

This was a guy who got so fucked up he thought the ALF puppet he wrote for was stalking him in the bathroom.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (NA4vJ)

349 Soldiers in combat have the same type of humor though...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:21 PM (qh617)


I contend that the best gift God gave us is the ability to laugh when everything is going pear shaped.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (x3YFz)

350 Sorry about raping you baby, but that Damn Nixon and this f''''king war...

Posted by: From Trudeau´s Little Red Book ofAcceptible Rape excuses at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (CBJc+)

351 Per the timeline of thine Glasgow Ebola article, tyje woman arrived in Scotland at 11:30 pm, was in the hospital before 8am. So, she knew she was flying with the disease, or at least suspected it very strongly. So now scores of individuals/families have been potentially exposed. I understand her fear/panic at the thought of death by Ebola, but come on, man.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (2cS/G)

352 Good to see UK plane landed OK. Sounds like much ado about nothing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (0FSuD)

353 303 http://preview.tinyurl.com/p8xcnu4
Joe Friday.... Dragnet.... enuf said...


EXCELLENT speech. And still relevant.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (DVjiu)

354 This was a guy who got so fucked up he thought the ALF puppet he wrote for was stalking him in the bathroom.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (NA4vJ)


now THAT is funneh.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (x3YFz)

355 339 God is one funny dude. He is a hoot.


***


Exhibit A: the giraffe

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (NeFrd)


I give you... the Duck Billed Platypus...

Gods preplanned joke on Charles Darwin...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (qh617)

356 14,000 cases of ebola in the US and counting. But nothing to see here, move along.
Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (x3YFz)

Source?

Posted by: troyriser at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (CAJL/)

357 I also tried to model my parenting style on Calvin's Dad. Made shit up all the time. Kept them on their toes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2014 02:17 PM (JtwS4)

I swear Calvin's dad was patterned after mine - looked just like him and had the same sense of humor 'making-stuff-up' to mess with our little minds. I've done the same thing with nephews and neices and it is hillarious. Of course, I've also had sistersw-in-law coming up and asking me "What exactly have you been telling my children now?"


Which if I recall was something Calvin's mom would ask the dad from time to time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

358 Glasgow Healthcare Worker Diagnosed With Ebola


Honey, cancel our trip to Dollyworld!

Posted by: Toure at December 29, 2014 02:25 PM (oYp/u)

359 I understand her fear/panic at the thought of death by Ebola, but come on, man.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (2cS/G)

I'd say, regardless of her country of origin, she understands liberal "principles" perfectly!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 29, 2014 02:26 PM (fL/7/)

360 >>I do remember when Murphy Brown did it, and then everyone jumped on Dan Quayle for commenting on it.

Yeah, and years later Candice Bergen admitted that Quayle had a legitimate point about the show normalizing single-motherhood/fathers being optional. Not that it mattered, since Quayle had long since become a punchline for Hollywood and the Left.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:26 PM (ABcz/)

361 Exhibit B: The Platypus

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (RFrCB)

***

Exhibit B: Joe Biden

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (FsuaD)



One and the same.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:26 PM (NeFrd)

362 You know it's "healthy" to have a tax evader over to the WH 57 times.


I mean, message here is clean. Brothers don't have to pay. Whitey does!

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at December 29, 2014 02:26 PM (0FSuD)

363 I remember when people wondered why Barry selected a lawyer/fixer to head up the Ebola response team. Seems like he made a good choice after all, because there isn't any more Ebola in the news!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 29, 2014 02:18 PM (fL/7/)


------------------------------------------


And as you were typing this, FNC just reported the first confirmed case of Ebola in................Scotland.

Posted by: Soona at December 29, 2014 02:26 PM (gqu+m)

364
The flu has replaced Ebola in the news - it is pretty bad this year. Hospitals are still doing reporting for both.

The last cartoon strip I ever read wasGary Larsen's The Far Side. My favorite.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

365 Source?

Posted by: troyriser at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (CAJL/)


freaking knew someone would ask. Wife was surfing yesterday and anounced the number so I'm gonna need to dig it up.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:27 PM (x3YFz)

366 Calvin and Hobbes introduced me to spelunking. Never knew what that was beforehand.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 29, 2014 02:28 PM (3jmxp)

367 @362 You know it's "healthy" to have a tax evader over to the WH 57 times.
-------------------

Tax Evader is so "the norm" these days, though. Looking back, I'm kind of surprised that Kerry got in trouble over it when Obama first tried to put him in the administration in '08. Hasn't seemed to stop anyone else.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:28 PM (UWFpX)

368 Mike was the all-wise, Archie was an idiot. It was self-congratulatory nonsense from Norman Lear.

No, this wasn't always true. There were a number of times that Archie got the better of Meathead.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 02:28 PM (DVjiu)

369 Thr best thing is that Archie Bunker was supposed to be reviled but instead he was loved.Nobody loved Meathead,except as a foil for Archie.Alex Keaton was supposed to be the villain but America loved him.

Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2014 02:16 PM (v5UtH)


People like characters who do something, take action.

Archie but especially Alex Keaton were characters who just got on with it, went to work on making their lives better regardless of their POV which had virtually no effect on anyone.

Meathead and Alex's parents were a bunch of whiny libtarded hatchet-headed scolds, whose high opinion of themselves was not validated by the world outside their heads.

Meathead especially.

Of course, libtards couldn't see it,

I mean who doesn't love a mooching layabout who criticizes everything the bread-earner does?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 29, 2014 02:28 PM (0cMkb)

370 OK, completely O/T.


You have seen those stupid baby changing tables in men's bathrooms. I think the ADA mandated them.


Have you EVAH seen a man using one? EVAH?



I did today at a Costco. He looked to be maybe the wife of his boyfriend?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at December 29, 2014 02:28 PM (0FSuD)

371 I swear Calvin's dad was patterned after mine - looked just like him and had the same sense of humor 'making-stuff-up' to mess with our little minds.




It used to be taught in shop class. Same as the "all moms seem like they went to the same school" home ec class.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (RFrCB)

372 Off injuin sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (0FSuD)

373 I would hate to have obola in scotland, from what I understand, in scotland, whatever the problem, from flaming jihadi to obola, initial response is a kick in the nuts.

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (iBXmZ)

374 342 Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (UWFpX)

That was the easy to see part of it, what would you call season 3-5 of the show?

Basically the writers started to act like the audience was a bunch of assholes b/c they tended to prefer David over Maddie....

The story was envisioned as a Cybil vehicle(and boy wasn't she properly named) and instead Brice Willis took the show and ran with it....

anyway the introduction of Mark Harmon, the Baby, the death of the baby etc etc

at some point it felt worse than a hangover from cheap wine to tune in....

Moonlighting taught me to use the word "boinking"...

so there's that.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (/4AZU)

375 Yet if you're $20 off on your taxes, the IRS will rape you.

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (MYCIw)

376 Exhibit B: The Platypus



Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (RFrCB)



***



Exhibit B: Joe Biden



Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (FsuaD)







One and the same.


WTF, Dude?

Posted by: The Platypus at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (UVfht)

377
339 God is one funny dude. He is a hoot. *** Exhibit A: the giraffe
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (NeFrd)


The platypus

Posted by: Dogma's openinng disclaimer at December 29, 2014 02:30 PM (zt+N6)

378 Have you EVAH seen a man using one? EVAH?

----

I have.



Oh..... you meant for diaper changing. NVM.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:30 PM (NaV4z)

379 There may be 14K people being monitored for possible Ebola exposure which is done by Public Health Departments in counties/statesbut there are no new cases of Ebola in the US.

Posted by: cheri at December 29, 2014 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

380 Calvin and Hobbes introduced me to spelunking. Never knew what that was beforehand.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 29, 2014 02:28 PM (3jmxp)


****

Figured you would cave eventually.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:30 PM (NeFrd)

381 WTF, Dude?


Posted by: The Platypus at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (UVfht)


****


Sorry. But you can't deny a little resemblance around the snout area.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:31 PM (NeFrd)

382 378 Have you EVAH seen a man using one? EVAH?

----

I have.



Oh..... you meant for diaper changing. NVM.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 29, 2014 02:30 PM (NaV4z)


Probably the cleanest place you can put your beer down in the Mens room...

Cause its probably NEVER been used....

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:31 PM (qh617)

383 "But Calvin's mom is tall ...""

Oh shit...
You went there.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:31 PM (0Nyv4)

384 348 Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 29, 2014 02:23 PM (NA4vJ)

Yup...and when that staff was on it was ON but man they sure nosedove....

the Taming of the Shrew was an awesome piece of writing....

just sad it jumped the shark

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:31 PM (/4AZU)

385 Calvin and Hobbes introduced me to spelunking. Never knew what that was beforehand.
Posted by: Bob Belcher

****

Figured you would cave eventually.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon




That was deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (RFrCB)

386 @205 - what Reagan did to the American commentariat is nothing next to what Thatcher did to the Brits.
If you believed much of what has been written, sung, or performed in
the UK every evil, whether real or imagined, that's developed since
1979 has been Thatcher's fault.
Hell, I think some of 'em have tried to blame WWI on her.


Ooooh, that reminds me... Elton John wrote an anti Thatcher song for the Billy Elliot Musical. Implies the strike was Thatcher's fault but of course when I looked into the facts afterwards, things were much more complex than that. But Thatcher is an easy target so why not, I guess. Liberals gotta lib. But calling her Tory swine in song, lovely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeuLTEXazJs#t=12


Posted by: LizLem at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (yRwC8)

387 Just sent my FIVE digit property tax bill in today.


Fucking city is run by commies.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (0FSuD)

388 Source?

Posted by: troyriser at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (CAJL/)


yeah, can't find source. Could be bullshit.

The quick look varies from 4-10 cases, so 14K seems bullshitty to me too... I'll keep looking. mainly because the wife isn't one for just making shit up but even she gets stuff wrong.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (x3YFz)

389 Per the timeline of thine Glasgow Ebola article, tyje woman arrived in Scotland at 11:30 pm, was in the hospital before 8am. So, she knew she was flying with the disease, or at least suspected it very strongly. So now scores of individuals/families have been potentially exposed. I understand her fear/panic at the thought of death by Ebola, but come on, man.
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (2cS/G)



This is the way the world ends.

No. Seriously. I have shelves and shelves of movies that assure me this is the way the world ends.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

390 You know who's probably a big fan of Doonesbury?

Erg.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (DVjiu)

391 375 Yet if you're $20 off on your taxes, the IRS will rape you.
Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:29 PM (MYCIw)

----

Yes, I don't understand why Geithner and Sharpton aren't publicly flogged. The IRS is brutal.

Their fines should have been brutal.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (A98Xu)

392 Seriously, you probably have a greater chance of a cop killing you for illegal activities involving tobacco than you do of dying from ebola.

I don't know whether you people know this or not, but the media exaggerates things for purposes other than providing you with news and information.


Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (TOk1P)

393 I was at a burger place and their women's restroom was out of commission so everyone had to use the men's. It had a permanent sign warning about the dangers of drinking during pregnancy. In the men's restroom. Is that common?

Posted by: Lauren at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (MYCIw)

394 Nood!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (vVSOO)

395
Just sent my FIVE digit property tax bill in today.


Fucking city is run by commies.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (0FSuD)


Dude! wow. Ours is like $2k and we live on 40 acres.

Posted by: TangoNine at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (x3YFz)

396 Archie but especially Alex Keaton were characters who just got on with
it, went to work on making their lives better regardless of their POV
which had virtually no effect on anyone.


*Ahem*

I was just supposed to be the redneck foil for Officer Rick.

Posted by: Daryl Dixon at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (ABcz/)

397 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:30 P

Yeah I was in the dark for awhile.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (3jmxp)

398 @382 Probably the cleanest place you can put your beer down in the Mens room...

Cause its probably NEVER been used....
-----------------------

Maybe not...

I've heard rumors of them being used to snort coke.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:34 PM (UWFpX)

399
Yes, I don't understand why Geithner and Sharpton aren't publicly flogged. The IRS is brutal.

Their fines should have been brutal.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (A98Xu)


Black Democratium is to the IRS, what Kryptonite was to Superman...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (qh617)

400 388 -

That's probably a reasonably close guesstimate of the total number of cases in Africa.

U.S.? Not so much.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (TOk1P)

401 Fucking city is run by commies.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (0FSuD)

----

Holy crap, what city are you in?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (A98Xu)

402 Did someone say they enjoyed spelunking?


Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 29, 2014 02:35 PM (LKJZe)

403 Favorite Far Side: "I was hibernating!"

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (MQEz6)

404 Is that 14,000 cases of Ebola in the US, or 14,000 currently under observation after coming in contact with an Ebola patient, returned from an Ebola country, etc.?

I'd like to think the MSM and Obama couldn't hide 14,000 confirmed cases...would make me able to sleep at night, ya know?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (ABcz/)

405 Seriously, you probably have a greater chance of a cop killing you for illegal activities involving tobacco than you do of dying from ebola.



But with the cops, you can ditch the lucies. With ebola, you don't know if Ebola Eddy touched that doorknob two hours ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (RFrCB)

406

Yes, I don't understand why Geithner and Sharpton aren't publicly flogged. The IRS is brutal.


Lois Lerner's IRS?

Posted by: --- at December 29, 2014 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

407 Sorry. But you can't deny a little resemblance around the snout area.

Damn, you're right. I'm getting a bill job.

Posted by: The Platypus at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (UVfht)

408 This is the way the world ends. No. Seriously. I have shelves and shelves of movies that assure me this is the way the world ends.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (mf5HN)



Sure. You just want to go ogle the chick from "The Last Ship" as she runs around in a tight black shirt in "Doomsday" again.

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (zt+N6)

409 "Is that common?"

Never met a pregnant dude, so I don't know how many of them drink while pregnant.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (0Nyv4)

410 >>>remember when Sybil Shpeherds character on Moonlighting was going to have a baby **gasp** without a father?!?!?!

Maybe you're thinking of Murphy Brown?

Posted by: Bigby's Helping Hands at December 29, 2014 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)

411 409 "Is that common?"

Never met a pregnant dude, so I don't know how many of them drink while pregnant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:37 PM (0Nyv4)

It's just posted on the men's room to help dudes start a conversation with a hot chick at the bar.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 02:39 PM (MQEz6)

412 >>>Never met a pregnant dude, so I don't know how many of them drink while pregnant.

If you had a wife that always told everyone "We're pregnant!" you'd be drinking alla time

Posted by: Bigby's Helping Hands at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (3ZtZW)

413 @406 Lois Lerner's IRS?
-------------------

Lerner is just a symptom, I think. Though she made things worse. iirc, some of the anti-conservative crap that the IRS has been pulling actually started back when Bush was still in office.

The rot runs deep in the bureaucracy, and it didn't start with Lerner.

Posted by: blessings at December 29, 2014 02:40 PM (UWFpX)

414 It's just posted on the West Virginia men's room to help dudes start a conversation with a hot chick a female cousin at the bar.

Fixed

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 29, 2014 02:41 PM (0Nyv4)

415 Just sent my FIVE digit property tax bill in today. Fucking city is run by commies. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 29, 2014 02:32 PM (0FSuD)

Ouch! I guess I should stop complaining about mine then, well under a thousand yet I still gripe away.

And if your city is like mine, the bulk of your property taxes goes to the public education system... I am sure you are so proud that your hard earned dollars are going to indoctrinate the next generation into prog-think.


Posted by: LizLem at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (yRwC8)

416 410 >>>remember when Sybil Shpeherds character on Moonlighting was going to have a baby **gasp** without a father?!?!?!

Maybe you're thinking of Murphy Brown?
Posted by: Bigby's Helping Hands at December 29, 2014 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)

Then the Moonlighting folks flushed the baby because they did not want to tie down their two heroes and change the nature of the show.

Cruel and myopic time ten.

A baby would have been the perfect thing to take Moonlighting to the next level.

Too bad the dopes don't see a baby as a sign of progress.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (MQEz6)

417 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2014 02:43 PM (RFrCB)

418 410 Posted by: Bigby's Helping Hands at December 29, 2014 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)

It was both...of course Moonlighting took care of that by having Maddie lose the baby...

remember when I said the writers HATED their fanbase...

yeah fuck them

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:43 PM (/4AZU)

419 Only comic strip I read anymore is 9 Chickweed Lane. If you don't want to give a newspaper money, you can read it at gocomics.com

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 29, 2014 02:44 PM (XO6WW)

420 416 Posted by: eman at December 29, 2014 02:42 PM (MQEz6)

Then you knew that Maddie essentially "loved" David so much that she withheld the data that he was the father of their kid....

it was at that point that you knew they would never allow him to be happy.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 02:45 PM (/4AZU)

421 You know who's probably a big fan of Doonesbury?

Erg.

***

You can't spell "Garry Trudeau" without E-R-G!

Posted by: cool arrow at December 29, 2014 02:52 PM (7XKHI)

422 I don't know whether you people know this or not, but the media exaggerates things for purposes other than providing you with news and information.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2014 02:33 PM (TOk1P)

Did some informational poster/teeshirt design work for the Ship Of Hope charity, which is currently doing amazing work in Liberia. Speaking with Mr. Engels, who is running things onsite there, the awful potential of the disease, the speed of transmission and the sheer virulence of it--according to him--is downplayed by western media. It's worse than you think, he told me.

Investigators think the current outbreak in West Africa started with a family of five who made their living by harvesting bush meat--in this case infected fruit bats--for markets in the cities, where urban dwellers craved a 'taste of home'.Evidence indicates poorly cooked fruit bats are what set the whole thing off in the first place.

So if someone with Ebola who is starting to evince symptoms (coughing and fever) entered a crowded subway, for example, and that instance was unnoticed or untracked by authorities, the results could be devastating.

Posted by: troyriser at December 29, 2014 02:52 PM (CAJL/)

423
God is one funny dude. He is a hoot.


***


Exhibit A: the giraffe

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2014 02:22 PM (NeFrd)


I give you... the Duck Billed Platypus...

Gods preplanned joke on Charles Darwin...

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, chaneling Cassandra at December 29, 2014 02:24 PM (qh617)








The Avocado. Screwed that one up. Made the pit too big.

Posted by: Zombie George Burns at December 29, 2014 02:59 PM (TIIx5)

424
Early Doonesbury rape joke:
http://t.co/fnIGwctUCK
Guess his position must have evolved.

Posted by: Dogstar at December 29, 2014 02:59 PM (wFHZk)

425 Family Circus is more hip and up to date than Doonesbury.

Posted by: Warden at December 29, 2014 03:09 PM (wHAYQ)

426 Funny. I happened to glance at it yesterday for the first time in what feels like forever, and saw that. I, too wondered what the deal was. Why should i be shocked?

Posted by: John F Not Kerry @jfd1965 at December 29, 2014 03:13 PM (YkgV3)

427 just wait til the special Starsky and Hutch episode where they get in a big car chase with the frat boy rapist.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 29, 2014 03:18 PM (qqXen)

428 Even though these cartoons are written up weeks in advance, anyone who does this for a living knows to have some in reserve to substitute if need be, and could have. But Trudeau either didn't know the truth or simply didn't give a crap because of Teh Narrative.

He did the same stupid thing with the Grand Canyon "banned books because of George Bush" lie. It took me 2 minutes on the phone to find out the truth from the visitor's center, but he just doesn't care. Its confirmation bias mixed with a need to push a narrative. What the facts are in the case simply are irrelevant.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 29, 2014 03:49 PM (39g3+)

429 I mentioned this Doonesbury strip to my 22-year-old daughter.

Her response: "What's Doonesbury?"

So. Aging hippie mewling the narrative to other aging hippies.

Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at December 29, 2014 03:58 PM (c+gwp)

430 @424 That is a killer. Well researched. Hope it "goes viral."
See, it was different when "we" did it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 29, 2014 04:03 PM (xq1UY)

431 430 Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 29, 2014 04:03 PM (xq1UY)

If you look for Trudeau's commentary on Clinton vs Broaddrick you'll be looking a long time...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 29, 2014 04:10 PM (/4AZU)

432 @257 I was gonna go with Fredo Corleone quote as well.

Posted by: PaperworkNinja at December 29, 2014 04:47 PM (J991N)

433 Also, watched the 1979 mini-series "Centennial" last night on MoviePlex with the parents. Holy crap, but the last parts from 1933 on were slobbering love letters to the Carter and Roosevelt administrations. I couldn't help but make MST3K-style "Pepperidge Farm remembers" jokes during the Dust Bowl segment.

Also never make the following joke in front of your mother:

"'Lame Beaver?' Why couldn't the Arapaho have just called him 'Menopause' like normal people?"

Posted by: PaperworkNinja at December 29, 2014 05:05 PM (J991N)

434 I can't be the only one who noticed that Doonesbury has completely ignored Obama's presidency. The strip stopped doing any president related story lines after Obama was elected. Trudeau hasn't even created a floating "icon" to stand in for the president, as he has done with previous presidents. It's been six friggin years! Sarah Palin sneezes and Trudeau did a two week story, but Obama gets. Free pass.

Posted by: Hamilton at December 29, 2014 05:13 PM (a3+wd)

435 In Trudeau's defense, all his comics are incoherent nonsense anyway, and it is probably unfair to infer anything from them.

Posted by: reform highlander at December 29, 2014 05:22 PM (xf3KI)

436 And NO ONE on our side can write a Swift level satire?

Someone is out there, to be remembered for centuries.

It is almost as if the balloon is waiting to be burst in a satori moment when the absurdities, the crudity, the barbarism, the hatred and the arrogance of the Left will go off like a nuclear explosion no one can deny seeing, or cannot see.

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 29, 2014 06:35 PM (mE1l+)

437 Leftism means reality is optional.

Posted by: everybody is lying at December 29, 2014 09:08 PM (/WaV2)

438
By coincidence I saw that Sunday DB strip. It was the first time in many years I read DB. I just assumed it had always been retarded and I was a dumbass for ever thinking otherwise.

Posted by: Frankly at December 29, 2014 09:17 PM (lJP2H)

439 And the military? Why does the military cover up sexual assault?

Because it's HOMOSEXUAL rape. Can't have those sacred gays looking bad!

Posted by: RKae at December 30, 2014 12:58 AM (Sbd6E)

440 Isn't that the broad who ditched her own husband and children to "find herself" back in the strip's "heyday?" And she ended up married to Mike Doonsbury with another kid?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 30, 2014 12:58 AM (XO6WW)

441 Comics are submitted weeks in advance. The retraction didn't permeate the left with the same speed as the initial story. (What retraction ever does?)

Posted by: tripnjive at December 30, 2014 09:31 AM (HT9GF)

442 I read down to the part about covering up sexual violence and how some people are protected and I thought...

Bill Clinton and Juanita Broaddrick.

Posted by: Thinka Boudit at December 30, 2014 09:47 AM (mxqxF)

443 45 anyone remember the name for the blog which had a good discussion of missing malaysian air plane?

Posted by: n at December 29, 2014 01:29 PM (iBXmZ)

That would probably have been conservativetreehouse dot com.

Start there, (click my nic) use the search box.

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 10:45 AM (1AgbC)

444 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

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