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Overnight Open Thread (27 Dec 2014)
Some of these tweets woule be bizarre even if Blumenthal was commenting from the point of view of having seen the film. "I haven’t seen American Sniper, but correct me if I'm wrong: An occupier mows down faceless Iraqis but the real victim is his anguished soul," Blumenthal wrote smugly on his Twitter account. "[T]he whole film's appeal seems to derive from the latent racism that led America into Iraq." OK, Max. I'll correct you because you're not only wrong, you are insanely wrong. Those "faceless Iraqis" were trying to kill American soldiers. No doubt you would have devoutly wished them success in that endeavor, but the military takes a dim view of people trying to kill their men. Kyle's job was to kill them before they killed his fellow soldiers and countrymen. It was, after all, a war where the object is to kill more of the enemy than they kill of yours.
So I guess we'll be waiting a long time for Max to apply this same logic to the President who mows down faceless Iraqis, Syrians, Libyans, etc. with drones.
Farts On Planes
Danish doctor believes you can fart less on airplanes.he studied the science of human gas, which includes a 1969 study warning that astronaut farts could cause fireballs, research that men actually don't fart more than women, and a look at why farts are so reviled (an anthropologist says they are "invisible" and "we cannot actively avoid them," reports Smithsonian).Best News Bloopers Of 2014
In 2013, Guardian Of Valor made headlines when American Idol contestant Matthew Farmer admitted that his tale of suffering from a life-threatening war injury "was all lies" on Anderson's website. "He told the judges his stutter was caused by a grenade explosion, but some guys who served with him in Iraq reached out to say it was actually caused by an overdose of acne medication and alcohol," explains Anderson, who has a backlog of "thousands" of potentially bogus soldiers that he hopes to eventually look into.Robotic Bartender
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 09:56 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 09:57 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at December 27, 2014 09:58 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2014 09:58 PM (6hrmc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 09:59 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 09:59 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 27, 2014 10:00 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 10:00 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:00 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: BignJames at December 27, 2014 10:00 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Feminazis at December 27, 2014 10:01 PM (qfd4W)
Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2014 10:02 PM (mkkk4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 27, 2014 10:02 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 10:02 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:02 PM (rwI+c)
in a quasiplatonic relationship withthis adorable doe:
http://bit.ly/1wTpCAj
Posted by: The Hat that don't get that at December 27, 2014 10:02 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (T1005)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Null at December 27, 2014 10:04 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: The White Patriarchy at December 27, 2014 10:04 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2014 10:04 PM (6hrmc)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 27, 2014 10:04 PM (V8TCE)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:04 PM (o/3Hk)
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (T1005)
The paperwork alone takes a few days to comprehend.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:04 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:05 PM (xrURQ)
Tisn't Maet we should be thankin' for this lovely ONT...tis the intrepid CDR M.
Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2014 10:06 PM (mkkk4)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:06 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 27, 2014 10:06 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:07 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:07 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Between heartbeats at December 27, 2014 10:07 PM (FGEvF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:07 PM (K4xGQ)
My only question about Blumenthal is this. Is this douchebag also chanting for cops to be killed?
If these people had their way, we would do nothing about Muslim terrorist acts against Americans, other than sending wimps like Kerry over to negotiate with them. Or having President Prissy Pants trade 3 to 5 muzzie terrorists for 1 captured soldier.
I just hope that Michelle doesn't let that doormat buy a car alone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 10:07 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 10:07 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 27, 2014 10:08 PM (kUua1)
Posted by: Livvy at December 27, 2014 10:08 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: TB3K at December 27, 2014 10:08 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:09 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: dartist at December 27, 2014 10:09 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at December 27, 2014 10:09 PM (1i/Fh)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014
You're suppose to poke her
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:09 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:09 PM (16bOT)
Fuck off, MUMR. Get a life. Go play in the street or something.
*grabs bleach and gloves, returns to barrel*
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 10:10 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:10 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: The Gendered Hat at December 27, 2014 10:10 PM (/YkzI)
If we could get robot bartenders like the one in 'The Fifth Element'...then, that wouldn't be a bad deal.
You know, the one who kept saying..."You...want some more?"
Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2014 10:10 PM (mkkk4)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at December 27, 2014 10:10 PM (1i/Fh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (KH1sk)
What time is Battlestar Galactica on?
Posted by: TB3K at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (93D1V)
I could get a coffee quickly, without having to know the daily shibboleth for that particular chain, I don't have to get pissed because the passive aggressive ahead of me in line wants and half-soy, double whipped cream organic estate raised sumatra macchiato at exactly 209F and then wants to argue about the meaning of estate until the temperature gets to 208 and then it is a crisis, and I don't have to worry about the womyns' studies major in an apron is dripping beard trimmings in my latte and misspelling my name with a non-food grade sharpie.
YES I'M ANGRY.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (scgac)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (KBvAm)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:09 PM (K4xGQ)
"Supposed"
-Please add the "d" for "ColdBeer1 is a peDantic douchebag reliability!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (rwI+c)
What's the Hat's twitter handle?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: dartist at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (ahBY0)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (rwI+c)
Good, brainless, high-body-count action flick. Runs out of gas a little towards the end, but perfectly cromulent before that. Even seemed a bit (dare I say it?) conservative-leaning.
I needed to watch it to replenish my testosterone count after thoroughly enjoying an old re-run of the excellent musical episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (4ckfx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (dL7q7)
"Howdy, y'all. Sorry I'm late, but I was having the fiancee stab me."
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (T1005)
The paperwork alone takes a few days to comprehend.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:04 PM (16bOT)
I was trying to cut a piece of Purpleheart (the wood) with a jigsaw because all of the better-suited equipment is buried behind a stack of Christmas decoration boxes in the garage, and it turns out that Purpleheart is an uncommonly tough wood, so the thing bound and I got pinched and got a blood blister on my left thumb.
Which, like any good blood blister, wants to expand to take over more real estate. So I needed it to be lanced. That left me at (1) self; (2) random neighbor, (3) random stranger, or (4) the fiancee.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:14 PM (T1005)
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (T1005)
Why would you do that, amigo?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:14 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM
Might I ask why?
We are just home from AZ, long trip. But we made it to the vets to liberate the dog by 2 minutes, they close at noon today.
Saved us 2 days of boarding and my wife missing the dog all that time.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (o/90i)
What time is Battlestar Galactica on?
Posted by: TB3K at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (93D1V)
Sundays at 8 on ABC. Right after "The Hardy Boys Mysteries." I usually switch between that and "One Day At A Time" on CBS.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (scgac)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:09 PM (K4xGQ)
"Supposed"
-Please add the "d" for "ColdBeer1 is a peDantic douchebag reliability!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (16bOT)
Whatevs. It's Saturday nite
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (mkkk4)
Oddly enough: @ThePoliticalHat
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (rwI+c)
Ah, I tried @PoliticalHat and it didn't look right!
Thanks!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: TB3K at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (93D1V)
I could get a coffee quickly, without having to
know the daily shibboleth for that particular chain, I don't have to get
pissed because the passive aggressive ahead of me in line wants and
half-soy, double whipped cream organic estate raised sumatra macchiato
at exactly 209F and then wants to argue about the meaning of estate
until the temperature gets to 208 and then it is a crisis, and I don't
have to worry about the womyns' studies major in an apron is dripping
beard trimmings in my latte and misspelling my name with a non-food
grade sharpie.
YES I'M ANGRY.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 10:12 PM (t//F+)
Two words: Tim Hortons
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2014 10:16 PM (dL7q7)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 27, 2014 10:16 PM (4ckfx)
Posted by: dartist at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (ahBY0)
*******
He does it now out of spite for being banned for being the racist POS that he always has been. It knows that Google's spiders are fast, and will pick up and cache his blithering idiocy that is gone within seconds.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:16 PM (OBxdH)
I see. You had a run-in with your hardwood and the little lady was there to take care of your little problem.
...solid.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:17 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:17 PM (rwI+c)
How better a Christmas gift could you have gotten?
Posted by: dartist at December 27, 2014 10:17 PM (ahBY0)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (K4xGQ)
Spelling doesn't even change for Tuesdays.
...NOT EVEN FOR TUESDAYS!!111!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:18 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (rwI+c)
Can't believe that I didn't already have him on the list, but that has now been corrected.
Again thanks!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2014 10:18 PM (fL/7/)
I've been wanting to see that movie but it never showed up on the premium channels. Guess I'll have to see if it is on-demand.
Posted by: CDR M at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (93D1V)
"Heartless"
which is playing on SHO Beyond and TMC over the next couple of months.
It starts slow but gets progressively better as it goes along, and winds up being a bit like-
"It's a Wonderful Life- (but I fukced mine up)"
only with a deal with the devil instead of an angel.
Pretty good and it stuck with me for a couple of days.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Max Blumindale at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December
Kwik Trip
Or
Make your own, oops that's three
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (K4xGQ)
"We killed Hessians on Christmas."
Nice. Twat that.
Posted by: toby928(C)
------------------
I don't do Twitter, so if you do, have it with my blessings.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (4ckfx)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:14 PM (T1005)
I see. You had a run-in with your hardwood and the little lady was there to take care of your little problem.
...solid.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:17 PM (16bOT)
I knew there had to be a way to make it sound better!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:20 PM (T1005)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: CDR M at December 27, 2014 10:20 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:20 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:10 PM (Am9Tn)
Just so you know, there are a couple of antenna channels that offer these shows.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 10:21 PM (v0xN9)
-Posted by: Max Blumindale at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (Dwehj)
A vinegar-filled blister-pak!
...which encases the vineg-
...forget it.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:21 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:21 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10
How was your Xmas today?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (K4xGQ)
What did you guys think of Dredd?
Posted by: CDR M
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IIRC, I kinda enjoyed it. Seemed like a bit of a rip-off of "The Raid: Redemption", which I enjoyed more.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (4ckfx)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:13 PM (rwI+c)
Ah, I tried @PoliticalHat and it didn't look right!
Thanks!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2014 10:15 PM (fL/7/)
That handle was taken when I signed up for Twitter.
Before that I used a different handle for all things. "The Political Hat" was the handle I choose for political stuff.
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (/YkzI)
-Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:20 PM (T1005)
It is "my way".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Guy Trapped In The 80's at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (4ckfx)
Done
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (fL/7/)
Or
Make your own, oops that's three
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (K4xGQ)
***
Two more words. Race Trac. Make your own, but great coffee cheap.
Anyone that takes more than nine words to complete is a total and utter douchebag. That is all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:23 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:23 PM (Am9Tn)
I've been wanting to see that movie but it never showed up on the premium channels. Guess I'll have to see if it is on-demand.
Posted by: CDR M at December 27, 2014 10:19 PM (93D1V)
---------
'Olympus Has Fallen' is a good movie. I enjoyed it.
It was on OnDemand last summer...that's where I saw it.
Been wondering why it hasn't showed up on any of the premium channels yet.
Same thing happened with 'Act of Valor'. It never did appear on any of the premium channels.
Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2014 10:23 PM (mkkk4)
Believe me, I understand!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2014 10:23 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Roy at December 27, 2014 10:24 PM (fWLrt)
Kyle didn't get his job from nepotism either
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2014 10:24 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Guy Trapped In The 80's at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (93D1V)
Whoa!!! This guy's from the future!!!
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:24 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Guy Trapped In The 80's at December 27, 2014 10:22 PM (93D1V)
Any time is vice time in Miami, when you are there with me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 27, 2014 10:24 PM (dL7q7)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:25 PM (MQEz6)
-Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:23 PM (Am9Tn)
What? ...and there are only four tracks on any given album!
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '60's at December 27, 2014 10:25 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 27, 2014 10:25 PM (4ckfx)
Kinda weird. Dad proved without doubt that he is beginning to show early signs of dementia. I and my brother had been seeing some signs of "something" but it really rather shook my sister who had been assigning all of his foibles with simple old age.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:25 PM (vcADg)
SJW's will not even be a footnote .
History's dustbunnies .
Posted by: awkward davies at December 27, 2014 10:25 PM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2014 10:16 PM (dL7q7)
Go ahead and rub it in. I'm in Oregon. We don't have Dunkin Donuts and the only Tim Hortons in Oregon is in the city of Oregon in Ohio state.
We do have Starbucks. Lots and lots of Starbucks. Because everybody likes slow, expensive, charcoly, bitter, over-priced coffee with a side order of irony.
I don't suffer too bad. I have a Moka pot at home and I like Vina Cafe 3-in-1 with palm-oil whitener for work.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 10:26 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '60's at December 27, 2014 10:26 PM (16bOT)
Ok, so much drinking and fire watching has been accomplished with FIL and older BIL. Now we're on to the movie watching portion of the evening. Which means I'm continuing to drink and now bother you fuckers.
Oh and Blumenthal can go suck donkey dick. He isn't fit to tongue punch Chris Kyle's fart box.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:27 PM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Max Blumindale at December 27, 2014 10:27 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:27 PM (16bOT)
You don't look at farts. You (sometimes) hear them. You smell them. That is why they are so reviled.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 27, 2014 10:27 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:03 PM (rwI+c)
If anyone wants to view the collection of my "Compliance Pics"
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2014 10:28 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 10:28 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: CDR M at December 27, 2014 10:29 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: irreverant Al Sharptooth at December 27, 2014 10:31 PM (4OQp6)
Indonesian news channel says Air Asia flight from Indonesia to
Singapore loses contact with air traffic control, Reuters reports
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2014 10:32 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2014 10:32 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:27 PM (ALSfY)
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Cut. Jib. Twat it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 27, 2014 10:32 PM (KH1sk)
She was shook but she's a tough gal and begin to accept pretty quick afterwards what was happening. She was the one that actually asked the question that set it off. She asked him about a particular tool. He said that it was at the "other ranch." What other ranch? "Well, the other ranch and house we have."
There is no other ranch and house.
Yet, he then described to us where it was and details about the house. Said he's spent the last two nights there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:33 PM (vcADg)
What? ...and there are only four tracks on any given album!
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '60's at December 27, 2014 10:25 PM (16bOT)
C'mon, man. Keep up, will ya? We're way past that now. I have the latest 8-track from David Soul and he's going to have one helluva great music career. He's going to be the next Elvis. Of course, he'll probably be on "Starsky and Hutch" for another 10-15 seasons so he may not have a lot of time for his music career.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:33 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 10:34 PM (RZLOH)
Bless you guys for "softening that blow", as she had to have been taken aback.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:35 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:35 PM (vcADg)
Hence running afoul of the inevitable Children Who Are Deathly Allergic To Chocolate Scent and their similarly inevitable parental twits with connections to high-power lawyers and celebrity spokesidiots.
How y'all doon? I did about an hour and a half of knee rehab today.
On My Own. On A Saturday.
I'm going to celebrate with an extra Percocet tonight. (I've laid off the alcohol . . . I'm now to that age where tempting fate once in a weekend is enough.)
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 10:35 PM (h6Mpm)
Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band - Cherchez La Femme
http://youtu.be/jrzxW0rsD1Q
For misery, my friend
Cherchez la femme
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2014 10:35 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2014 10:32 PM (Ua6T/)
Vodka.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:35 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 27, 2014 10:35 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: CNN Producer at December 27, 2014 10:36 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 10:36 PM (nL0sw)
A quick check and all but Valor are still on.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 27, 2014 10:36 PM (V8TCE)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: CNN Producer at December 27, 2014 10:36 PM (93D1V)
IT WAS A MINIATURE BLACK HOLE!!!1!1!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (ALSfY)
The Political Hat @ThePoliticalHat now
#AmericaInFiveWords Thankful for the 22nd Amendment!
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Y-not at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: dartist at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (ahBY0)
You don't look at farts. You (sometimes) hear them. You smell them. That is why they are so reviled.
Posted by: Donna V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 27, 2014 10:27 PM (+XMAD)
Reviled? I find this type of talk to be very disconcerting. There's nothing more invigorating for me than letting one fly in a closed car packed with friends and/or family in sub-zero weather or during a torrential rainstorm. I've never felt more powerful.
Posted by: Slappy at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (Am9Tn)
I've got some smooth Ukranian cognac. Just hold a glass under the USB port and I'll pour you a proper jigger.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 27, 2014 10:35 PM (m9V0o)
Well played!
Anybody else think the whole Sony/"Interview" kerfluffle is sufficiently weird that you're starting to suspect an elaborate publicity hoax, possibly gone horribly, terribly wrong? Or do I just need to lay back and take my meds?
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (RZLOH)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 10:36 PM (nL0sw)
******
Been doing airport runs from Cobb County all week, CS. The snowbird tags are out in force.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (o/3Hk)
I'd been noticing forgetfulness, carelessness, and, increasingly odd things he'd say. He said something weird at T'giving that had all us kids looking at one another around the table with a "WTH" expression. His sessions of saying strange stuff are now getting longer and more detailed.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:39 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: Y-not at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (9BRsg)
Jeebus.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:39 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:39 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Senator General Dick "Blood and Guts" Blumenthal at December 27, 2014 10:40 PM (qfd4W)
I kind-of understand.
It's gotten to the point that, sometimes when we visit, he doesn't remember who we are or why we would visit, for a while.
Pretty soon, Dad won't be in there anymore. It's heartbreaking.
He was a great dad, raised six kids, and a shit-load of grand-kids.
He's done his job and deserves to rest .
At 93, he's doing great.
I'm gonna miss him...
Posted by: ChrisP at December 27, 2014 10:41 PM (9hZCZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:41 PM (vcADg)
Disgusting.
I didn't mix it up with MIGs over Hanoi to put up with that shit.
Posted by: Tom Harkin at December 27, 2014 10:41 PM (rwI+c)
Transport Ministry official Hadi Mustofa said the aircraft, flight
number QZ 8501, lost contact with the Jakarta air traffic control tower
at 6:17 a.m local time. (2317 GMT).
The Airbus 320-200 had 155 passengers and crew on board, another Indonesian Transport official said.
Mustofa said the plane had asked for an unusual route before it lost contact.
Posted by: Y-not at December 27, 2014 10:41 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:41 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (rwI+c)
*****
Shit. What is the Camp sign, again? Challenge "Ace", answer "Valu-Rite"?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:42 PM (xrURQ)
RK, my Mom has had it for years.
She's pretty much gone now.
Stay steady.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:42 PM (MQEz6)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:39 PM (vcADg)
Bless you, Brother. My Prayers are with you and your Family.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:42 PM (16bOT)
There is a retired Navy SEAL senior chief, Don "The Hair" Shipley who specializes in contacting and confronting phony SEALS. Check YouTube for his videos. He and his wife are a hoot.
Posted by: Butch at December 27, 2014 10:43 PM (HLx1C)
These people are depraved.
I like it.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 10:28 PM
I've seen a bit of that.
We are binge watching Manhattan on WGN. It's very cool history, of course w/ the soap opera BS added to the history, but basically well done.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 10:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:44 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:44 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (16bOT)
My best friend gave me a bottle of Woodford Reserve for Christmas. I'm really debating cracking it open. The only thing stopping me is that it's a commemorative bottle.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 10:45 PM (nL0sw)
I'm gonna miss him...
Posted by: ChrisP at December 27, 2014 10:41 PM (9hZCZ)
******
May the Lord Bless your Dad and family Chris. Be well.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:45 PM (o/3Hk)
The Germans or the Japanese probably have a word for it--they seem to have words for those sorts of things.
(I don't know why that weird thought popped into MY head . . .)
All you can really do is try to make sure they're comfortable and happy for as long as you have together on this crazy world.
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 10:45 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2014 10:45 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:46 PM (GrXXa)
-Posted by: Slappy at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (Am9Tn)
*HAH!*
See? I told you all that I wasn't "Slappy". I had poor "Backwards Boy" wondering about his sanity earlier in the week ...LOL.
That's partly why I am no longer "Slapweasel".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:46 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 27, 2014 10:46 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: 80s chick at December 27, 2014 10:46 PM (RZLOH)
Who is Rain Man? I've only been here off and on lately.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 10:47 PM (v0xN9)
Disgusting.
I didn't mix it up with MIGs over Hanoi to put up with that shit.
Posted by: Tom Harkin at December 27, 2014 10:41 PM (rwI+c)<<<
Man, this Blumenthal clown has triggered my post traumatic stress.
I'm writing a well thought out and researched rebuttal.
Posted by: John Walsh (formerly D-MT) at December 27, 2014 10:47 PM (qfd4W)
I was doing some cleaning up today when I came across materials from a 2000 reunion held in honor of my research director's 70th birthday. I vaguely recall having been appointed MC for the festivities and roast after the big dinner, but I didn't recall how snarky I got during it (I have slides). It was kind of fun to see this stuff again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 27, 2014 10:48 PM (EPaen)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:38 PM (o/3Hk)
I've no doubt the mass that I ran into was headed down for the Outback Bowl. I did notice a lack of fan paraphernalia like car flags and magnets, so I could be wrong.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 10:48 PM (nL0sw)
Due to prior medical issues he already gets regular physicals. One of us kids takes him. And, at 79, he get's a clean bill every time. Physically he's fine and will probably live another 10 years.
I've been through this before. My grandmother, his mother, started going in her early 80s. Lived to 99.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:48 PM (vcADg)
Sadly, they restored enough function for her to realize how far she had gone and how much of what she thought was real was just a lie created by a sick brain.
It tortured her.
We stopped the medication and let her slip away.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (MQEz6)
Elvis is on a large boat fishing for jelly donuts.
Posted by: BignJames at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (/YkzI)
-Posted by: John Walsh (formerly D-MT) at December 27, 2014 10:47 PM (qfd4W)
I'll reserve judgement.
Posted by: Joan at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (vcADg)
"We killed Hessians on Christmas."
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at December 27, 2014 10:16 PM (4ckfx)
And it worked because Germans do like to celebrate Christmas.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 10:50 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 27, 2014 10:50 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (GrXXa)
Didn't that happen to the character played by Pam Grier in "Black Mama White Mama"? At least that's what I heard. I didn't see it at the theater. I didn't have the $2 to buy a ticket.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 10:51 PM (Am9Tn)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (vcADg)
We will. You know us too well. We just love our Fellow Brethren!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:51 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 10:47 PM (v0xN9)
******
Mirror Universe-Mitt Romney, mostly known as MUMR. Dipshit troll that has been banned, but keeps coming back for some psychotic reason.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 10:51 PM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 27, 2014 10:51 PM (8HGb7)
And the single sexiest duet ever:
TOM JOBIM and ELIS REGINA - AGUAS DE MARCO
http://youtu.be/Qle1OrunKnE
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 27, 2014 10:51 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
My mom fought it all the way until she was committed by the court system. Sad.
RK you know how to get a hold of me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:53 PM (K4xGQ)
Nip Sip had posts deleted for being a dick! It was spectacular!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:53 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: navybrat at December 27, 2014 10:54 PM (JgC5a)
Nip Sip had posts deleted for being a dick! It was spectacular!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 10:53 PM (16bOT)
HA!!! I saw some of it. I'm glad/hopeful some people enjoyed it.
That's because NipSip IS a fucking dick.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:54 PM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 10:54 PM (nL0sw)
Has he been to a brain doc? Could be something other than dementia (tumor, injury)
Posted by: votermom at December 27, 2014 10:55 PM (cbfNE)
*wipes off, replaces goggles*
*grabs wet-vac*
*returns to barrel*
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 10:55 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Robert "papa" conrad at December 27, 2014 10:55 PM (ty9w8)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 27, 2014 10:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible
He has been pushing the proverbial envelope as of late. And I will just leave it at that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:56 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:54 PM
Seconded.
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2014 10:57 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:56 PM (K4xGQ)
I won't.
Let me amend my previous statement.
He's a racist dick.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:57 PM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:57 PM (GrXXa)
Sorry, MH. I read of Carol's struggles regularly here with her mom.
Oh well. I am the executor of the estate and nothing can be done legally out of my presence and without my signature. My sister has access to his bank account and monitors whats going on there. He's fine right now day-to-day and for routine things....going to the grocery store, pharmacy, etc. We'll monitor further.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:58 PM (vcADg)
My Mom took some of those anti-dementia drugs and they did work.
Sadly, they restored enough function for her to realize how far she
had gone and how much of what she thought was real was just a lie
created by a sick brain.
It tortured her.
We stopped the medication and let her slip away.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
Sometimes, there are no good choices.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 10:58 PM (T1005)
Fuck that guy!
Posted by: Kreplach at December 27, 2014 10:58 PM (bKSy7)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 10:39 PM (vcADg)
Been there, done that. At the same time as you are looking into dementia, however, double-check to make sure all meds are properly dosed and being dispensed accurately. Sometimes problems there can have a similar effect.
Posted by: CQD at December 27, 2014 10:58 PM (G8YYJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:57 PM (ALSfY)
Anti-Semitic, racist dick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 10:59 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 10:59 PM (RZLOH)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:59 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible
******
I think he is just living in a cash bubble while not realizing most of us are not like him. He thinks some or most of us are. Not even close in this 6 year Obamaconomy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:00 PM (o/3Hk)
That's because NipSip IS a fucking dick."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 10:54 PM (ALSfY)
*HAH!*
He isn't always a dick, YMMV, but every time that "baseball" is spoken of?
-He cannot resist beating a dead horse until it is super-dead and beating it for good measure until that long-expired horse is beaten into a state of death that makes that dead horse think twice about being a dead horse, given its dead nature -deserving another beating to make sure that EARTH has heard that he is beating a horse. --A DEAD horse.
...again and again and again and again and again.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:00 PM (16bOT)
He bent over close and asked "Anything?", to which they would reply "Anything!"
He would then ask, in a very quiet voice, "Would you ... STUDY?"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 27, 2014 11:00 PM (e8kgV)
It might be the Demon Rum who's taken hold of him lately . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:00 PM (AVEe1)
RK no need to apologize. I'm the dumb sob who opened up the can of worms
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:00 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:57 PM (GrXXa)
Exactly. Jimmy Carter will be re-elected easily. I know he hasn't been in office very long, but the Republicans can't win. Next time, the Republicans would be better off nominating Ford again instead of Gov. Reagan.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 11:01 PM (Am9Tn)
Also watched Oculus. Interesting but hated the ending.
Posted by: votermom at December 27, 2014 11:01 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 11:01 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 11:02 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Quasimodo at December 27, 2014 11:02 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: goatexchange at December 27, 2014 11:02 PM (ny/OI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (vcADg)
How are you folks doing? Who is doing something fun?
We're at my older BIL's place right now. My FIL, BIL and I sat out at the fire pit drinking and bullshitting for a while. Always a good time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (ALSfY)
It might be the Demon Rum who's taken hold of him lately . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:00 PM (AVEe1)
I didn't notice it all but I'm only here sporadically. I actually tried to help him in the other thread because I thought he was being blocked from posting by mistake. I had no idea what he had been doing. I won't make that mistake again.
Posted by: Slappy at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (Y2eQR)
214 I finished watching Marco Polo on netflux. Aside from too much gratuitous harem nudity, it's quite good.
Also watched Oculus. Interesting but hated the ending.
Posted by: votermom at December 27, 2014 11:01 PM (cbfNE)
What's wrong with this post? Hint 2nd sentence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (K4xGQ)
No, that was me. You asked a polite, cordial question. I added all the details.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:04 PM (vcADg)
I think they Will be just fine. That Bono fella seems like a down to earth humble guy. I'm sure fame will never go to his head.
Posted by: Rerun at December 27, 2014 11:04 PM (ty9w8)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: votermom at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (cbfNE)
He's never been "that bright", but I'm not here often enough to have seen anything other than his "anti-baseball" bullshit.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (16bOT)
How are you folks doing? Who is doing something fun?
We're at my older BIL's place right now. My FIL, BIL and I sat out at the fire pit drinking and bullshitting for a while. Always a good time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
Warmth, must be nice. Trying to get sleepy and get a good nights sleep. Road trip to Lambeau tomorrow
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (K4xGQ)
Yeah, there's no such thing as "too much gratuitous harem nudity."
Just...NO..SUCH...THING.
I believe I'll write this movie down for viewing at some other time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (ALSfY)
Almost done down there, omg what a mess...was cooking supper over the, um, stove(?) and it's nearly done.
Will join you kind folks after dishes are done, if it's alright then.
( Still embarrassed about the mixup tho...)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:06 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (Y2eQR)
The Giant (flying) Rat of Sumatra?
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 11:06 PM (h6Mpm)
Another commercial airliner missing in the Java straights...
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (Y2eQR)
Doesn't this sound like the plot for a Bond film?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 11:07 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 11:07 PM (RZLOH)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 27, 2014 10:46 PM (8HGb7)
Another self-hating Jew who thinks shitting on Israel and America gives him some sort of superior moral standing.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (l3vZN)
I see Cliff Huxtable and know that a moral man like Bill Cosby is playing him."
Ho' boy, do I have some news for you.
Posted by: 2014 at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (vcADg)
Or maybe it's aliens.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (kes01)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:06 PM (vcADg)
See Post #209.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s
By the end of the 80's that wasn't a question.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:03 PM (K4xGQ)
Yeah, there's no such thing as "too much gratuitous harem nudity."
Just...NO..SUCH...THING.
I believe I'll write this movie down for viewing at some other time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (ALSfY)
Next career: Casting director specializing in harem and shower scenes.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (MQEz6)
214 I finished watching Marco Polo on netflux. Aside from too much gratuitous harem nudity, it's quite good.
Also watched Oculus. Interesting but hated the ending.
Posted by: votermom at December 27, 2014 11:01 PM (cbfNE)
"too much gratuitous harem nudity"?!? There is NO such thing.
Posted by: Slappy at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:09 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 27, 2014 11:09 PM (3jmxp)
Or maybe it's aliens.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (kes01)
Look, I'm not saying it was Aliens...but, yeah, it was Aliens.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:09 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (l3vZN)
*******
You might want to be here more often. He does have his moments.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:09 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:08 PM (l3vZN)
Not in my book. And not in more than a few other peoples' books.
But everyone's opinions vary, of course.
*shrug*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (ALSfY)
http://m.tvnz.co.nz/news/world/6212413
Posted by: Yes means No at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 -
------------------
The one at Oceana?
It was a really beautiful day here today. My sister is in town, so I spent it with her, then dinner at Olive Garden ( eh - she doesn't get stuff like that out in the boonies ).
Now enjoying a few slices of her sweet potato bread... you would never crave pumpkin bread again if you tried this stuff.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (FERDF)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (l3vZN)
BRB, adding Marco Polo to my Netflix watch list...
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (GrXXa)
Who is Cliff Huxtable? And how does Bill Cosby have time for anything other than Fat Albert?
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: shredded chi at December
What's the difference?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (si/E8)
------------
If you experience a thread lasting more than four hours, contact your physician immediately!
:fist pump:
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (KH1sk)
Okay. I see the response. What was the original post?
I know he got a little edgy yesterday morning and people told him to knock it off.
Posted by: 2014 at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (c+gwp)
Alien motherships often hide behind storms of their own creation.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:13 PM (MQEz6)
-Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (l3vZN)
It took me about two years... lol. I am now held accountable for my bullshit.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:13 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:14 PM (vcADg)
It was a really beautiful day here today. My sister is in town, so I spent it with her, then dinner at Olive Garden ( eh - she doesn't get stuff like that out in the boonies ).
Now enjoying a few slices of her sweet potato bread... you would never crave pumpkin bread again if you tried this stuff.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (FERDF)
Yup. His place is in VaBeach. Nice house. Across the street from what was once a quarry...until they hit water. Now a very nice, and deep, lake. Backs up to some woods. Big yard.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:14 PM (ALSfY)
We're at my older BIL's place right now. My FIL, BIL and I sat out at
the fire pit drinking and bullshitting for a while. Always a good time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 -
------------------
The one at Oceana?
It was a really beautiful day here today. My sister is in town, so I
spent it with her, then dinner at Olive Garden ( eh - she doesn't get
stuff like that out in the boonies ).
Now enjoying a few slices of her sweet potato bread... you would never crave pumpkin bread again if you tried this stuff.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (FERDF)
Yo, chi!!! *waves* [FERDF??!?!??]
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:14 PM (T1005)
End of Oculus pissed me off too.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:14 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (Lqy/e)
The characters on that show remind me of what a friend of mine used to say about these 3 brothers we knew. "They have 1 brain between them, and Phil got most of it. "
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 11:14 PM (v0xN9)
I'm so sorry to hear that, Ricardo. My mother's brothers all died of Alzheimers. My mother did not - but only because she died of cancer when she was in her 60's.
I don't know who had the worst of it. My mother suffered greatly and but it was over in 6 months. However, she was only 62. Her brothers had more good years, but lingered for many more and didn't recognize their families when they finally died.
I wish everyone could go like my ex-brother in laws aunt. She lived to be in her 90's, stayed active and sharp as a tack, and one New Year's Eve, she went to a party at her daughter's house, had a couple of drinks, enjoyed herself - and then went home and died in her sleep. That strikes me as a perfect death. Unfortunately, most exits from this world are not nearly that easy.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 27, 2014 11:14 PM (+XMAD)
I'm watching this old war movie because I am finally tired of watching Christmas movies.
Except for the Cat Wonderful Life, of course. That was adorable.
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2014 11:15 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (l3vZN)
******
Well, can't have that! There are very few that are the "in crowd" IMO. Just comment regardless. That's what I do.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:15 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (si/E
What's wrong with this post? Hint sentence 4
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:15 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: navybrat at December 27, 2014 11:17 PM (JgC5a)
https://twitter.com/AirAsia/status/549048915429830656
1 Singaporean, 1 British, 1 Malaysian, 3 Koreans; 149 Indonesians
...search and rescue operations were under way...
Maximum flight time with existing fuel already exceeded
Posted by: Yes means No at December 27, 2014 11:17 PM (7wyDO)
The one at Oceana?
It was a really beautiful day here today. My sister is in town, so I
spent it with her, then dinner at Olive Garden ( eh - she doesn't get
stuff like that out in the boonies ).
Now enjoying a few slices of her sweet potato bread... you would never crave pumpkin bread again if you tried this stuff.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:10 PM (FERDF)
Yup. His place is in VaBeach. Nice house. Across the street from
what was once a quarry...until they hit water. Now a very nice, and
deep, lake. Backs up to some woods. Big yard.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:14 PM (ALSfY)
Just watch....the leafblower is some moron's cousin or something.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:17 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Smaulz at December 27, 2014 11:17 PM (AbcTu)
So funny you say that, Donna. Mom's side-cancer and dead by 65 at the latest. Dad's side-old age but lose your mind before you go.
Interesting conundrum.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:17 PM (vcADg)
Or Blumenthal might be that sort of Jew who thinks that being most authentically Jewish is to be morally superior. To be a light to the nations, which nations he assumes to be in darkness. Oh and to be a light to Israel too, because, you know, he's smarter than a whole nation of Jews.
His rabbi would tell him he is nuts, to think the Jews can survive as an overclass over ALL nations, including nations like, uh, China which simply don't give a shit about his interpretation of a text they don't even share. But, since he's secular, he's not been paying attention to rabbis.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:18 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 10:37 PM (GrXXa)
That reminds me of a scene from "Mad Men". They had taken this British Jaguar exec to a fancy Manhattan house of prostitution which they apparently used on a regular basis. The exec got in a lot of trouble with his wife when he went home because he had bubble gum in his pubes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 11:18 PM (v0xN9)
I use that term loosely, is pathetic. At some point the word fuck loses
any power and naked chicks are boring along with the over the top drug
use. Come on, if someone did that much shit they would be dead. I want
those 2 hours back please.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (si/E<<<
I ha' no idea whatchu talkin' about, mang.
Posted by: Tony Montana at December 27, 2014 11:18 PM (qfd4W)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:05 PM (K4xGQ)
Lucky you!! Ought to be a great game!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 27, 2014 11:19 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (si/E
What's wrong with this post? Hint sentence 4
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:15 PM (K4xGQ)
Yes, missing planes, people here talking against nudity: what's next, renouncing bacon?
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:19 PM (MQEz6)
I know he got a little edgy yesterday morning and people told him to knock it off."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:12 PM (vcADg)
My personal, "I'm done with you", happened during the third time baseball was discussed.
He wouldn't quit the lame "jokes" and I had already "gotten it".
Again and again and again and again.
That happened over a year ago. He doesn't stop with the stupid "jokes".
We get it. Baseball sucks. You hate it. It is boring. Go away.
...even after that, I try to Play Nice because it is not my blog.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:19 PM (16bOT)
Oh please. I thought I was going to require antibiotics watching that movie. Yuck.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:19 PM (si/E8)
Just sayin'...he is a Horde member in semi-good standing
I'm not defending him in any way, just let's be fair about it. Let him say his piece.
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2014 11:20 PM (KCxzN)
Would I want to go sit through all that twice? Nah.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:20 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 27, 2014 11:21 PM (bKSy7)
Who is Cliff Huxtable? And how does Bill Cosby have time for anything other than Fat Albert?
I prefer Fat Abbot.
http://tinyurl.com/pwhhvhr
Posted by: South Park fan at December 27, 2014 11:21 PM (ty9w8)
Oh please. I thought I was going to require antibiotics watching that movie. Yuck.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:19 PM (si/E
Mpfs you can complain about the language, the drug use but not the nudity. :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:22 PM (K4xGQ)
Congrats on your first World Championship since 1918, Sox fans
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 11:22 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 11:18 PM (v0xN9)
Heh. That happened to a roommate of mine years ago. The only reason I found out is because the dumbass cut it out and left it in the bathroom trashcan. This was a few months before he ran up my phone bill to the tune of $800. Seems that when I was at my then-GF's (now ex-wife) he would sit at home, get drunk and horny, and call 900 numbers.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:22 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2014 11:20 PM (KCxzN)
*******
Agreed.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:22 PM (xrURQ)
I'm sticking with "Margin Call" or even "Boiler Room" as my go-to flix for Wall Street skulduggery.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:22 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Freedom from offense at December 27, 2014 11:23 PM (FGEvF)
I guess I haven't been paying enough attention. I can do that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:24 PM (vcADg)
You know where I stand and you know that I've "taken him back", even during the previous thread.
My heart is made of forgiveness.
Your point stands.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:24 PM (16bOT)
You haven't made it here at the HQ until the arbiter of all things squishy and RINO bans you. Yup, old Gabe banned because I told Jim Teacher to fuck off after he was telling everyone on the blog to suck his dick. No lie.
Malor let the abuse go on for hours. What an asshole.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:24 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:25 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:26 PM (AVEe1)
Your doctor can have an evaluation that measures how far along the problem is. There is a whole list of questions they ask, checking memory and how aware they are of their surroundings. They'll read a few numbers and see if they can say them back. They'll ask where they are right now. They'll ask what day it is, what season it is. They'll ask something like, "If there was a fire in the house, what would you do?"
My mother would tell a story about some even from 40 years ago. Then, in a couple of minutes, she would repeat the story word for word, and not realize that she had just told it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 27, 2014 11:26 PM (v0xN9)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:27 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 27, 2014 11:27 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:26 PM (AVEe1)
I think he'll grow up some day.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:27 PM (MQEz6)
Was hoping to take dad to see American Sniper but it's not showing here until Jan 16th. WTF.
Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2014 11:27 PM (WlUIO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December
------------------
Sweet potato bread is a little sweeter, much more moist - flat out awesome with a pat of butter.
BC - I may know the neighborhood, but we have a number of old quarries around here. Glad you're enjoying your time.
Cthulhu - I have no Fooking idea what that " FERDF" comment means, but gimme another couple bourbon, and I'll try to guess.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:28 PM (FERDF)
I don't find nude women to be all that interesting, because I'm a woman. Boobs. Meh.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 27, 2014 11:28 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at December 27, 2014 11:28 PM (vn2RY)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014
So you're saying your shit is retarded and youre a fag?
///sarc
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:29 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Null at December 27, 2014 11:29 PM (xjpRj)
a couple of minutes, she would repeat the story word for word"
Well, that's where we're getting. Sorry, nerdy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:30 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:28 PM (FERDF)
Over off Princess Anne Road.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:30 PM (ALSfY)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:24 PM (vcADg)
If you don't talk baseball, you wouldn't notice.
I'm not a fan of Anime. I don't like it and I don't know why.
I made the mistake of making that A Point one night.
I decided that my opinion was a jaded and uninformed bias. There was No Need for me to dump on others' joyful hobbies.
I stated "my piece" and those who love it shouldn't give two shits about my stupid opinion.
"Harping" is a grab for attention in a provocative manner.
It took me One Time to Knock-It-Off.
...learning, sympathy and graciousness . How does it work?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:30 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Nebraska at December 27, 2014 11:31 PM (qfd4W)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:31 PM (nL0sw)
My go to: Barbarians At The Gate.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:25 PM (si/E
The movie version is very underrated and one of my favorites. It's hard to make a movie on corporate takeovers funny but they managed to pull it off. You can watch the whole version on youtube here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPhF_YwWvoM
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 27, 2014 11:31 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
As the cliche reads, no film ever captures what the printed word already has.
Liar's Poker - now classic Wall Street tell-tale.
F.I.A.S.C.O. - 90's version, describes the precursor to the disastrous financial bombs of the 2008, derivatives.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2014 11:31 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:31 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Null at December 27, 2014 11:29 PM (xjpRj)
Nothing is better than a setter or a Min Pin
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:31 PM (K4xGQ)
He bent over close and asked "Anything?", to which they would reply "Anything!"
He would then ask, in a very quiet voice, "Would you ... STUDY?"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 27, 2014 11:00 PM
This should be posted here every day. ^
But that's not that gonna help the usual visitors. They know that.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 11:32 PM (o/90i)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:30 PM (vcADg)
Never apologize for being "nerdy"... lol. I ordered colored dice from magazines with lawn-mowing money!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:32 PM (16bOT)
*wipes off screen"
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 11:33 PM (RZLOH)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014
We've had our BB chats. BCS thread was good. Nip has been on an anti black & joo thing lately. I even called him out the other nite. His blow hard money, guns, GOP racist bullshit is getting tired
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:35 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Null at December 27, 2014 11:29 PM (xjpRj)
-------
Nothing is better than a setter or a Min Pin
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
------------------
Heh. I was going to use my (OLD) "I love cats" line, but...
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:35 PM (FERDF)
*wipes off screen"
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 11:33 PM (RZLOH)
Gabe's going to be tons of fun when the 2015 House and Senate get going.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:35 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:35 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:36 PM (vcADg)
Never apologize for being "nerdy"... lol. I ordered colored dice from magazines with lawn-mowing money!
Posted by: ColdBeer1
Yer not a nerd until you've taken a
Posted by: weft cut-Foxworthy at December 27, 2014 11:37 PM (wr4LJ)
I've heard that one before. I expect it's been in the grapevine since the 1400s when it was all male students, and priests giving the exams.
What's happened more recently is the fad of universities forcing math majors to take humanities courses, and vice versa. Getting a "C" in a course that's bullshit anyway... that much might be worth a beejer, to some. And teachers who have to teach this stuff to those students who REALLY don't care might take advantage of that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 27, 2014 11:37 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 11:38 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2014 11:39 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:39 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:40 PM (K4xGQ)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:35 PM (K4xGQ)
I'm not always around here, so I trust you. I actually trust YOU.
I chide people when they need it. You might have seen it in the last thread.
I'm not impeaching your judgement.
People tend to reach critical mass on their own despite our best efforts.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:41 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2014 11:42 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:42 PM (l3vZN)
A little podcast project I've been working on looks like it's actually going to happen.
This could be very fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:43 PM (ALSfY)
Posted by: filbert at December
Fire Sign Theatre Airlines?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:09 PM (K4xGQ)
What's frightening is how much of Firesign Theatre's satire is actually coming true today.
Shoes for industry, comrade!
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 11:43 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (KFdZd)
I read the thread was busy and didn't read posts. I posted once at over the 300 mark. Didn't see his comments.
He's been warned by others. Today was not the first
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:43 PM (ALSfY)
******
Cool. Tammy Al Thor agreed to it? Awesome.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (xrURQ)
-Posted by: weft cut-Foxworthy at December 27, 2014 11:37 PM (wr4LJ)
*HAH!*
My neighbors had one of those. We could swim in their in-ground pool as long as we brought some quality geological "pretties" with us!
...and a towel.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 11:45 PM (RZLOH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:43 PM (ALSfY)
******
Cool. Tammy Al Thor agreed to it? Awesome.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (xrURQ)
Wait, I thought it was AtC.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:45 PM (nL0sw)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:43 PM (ALSfY)
Go get 'em, tiger!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:46 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 11:45 PM (RZLOH)
Well, let's just say that a certain Ette of great renown and I are looking to do some podcasting together.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:46 PM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:46 PM (K4xGQ)
Shoes for industry, comrade!
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 11:43 PM (h6Mpm)[
"Take her in for re-grooving"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 11:46 PM (t//F+)
Good evening, good people.
Drive by to wish everyone a pleasant weekend.
Gonna take a small sabbatical and reevaluate this place.
The football thread and the cheerleader sniping crossed a line for me.
Please take care and stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2014 11:47 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:45 PM (nL0sw)
*ding ding ding*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:47 PM (ALSfY)
What the Hell else you gonna do?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:47 PM (vcADg)
Do another one, learn a little more.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:48 PM (T1005)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 11:48 PM (rhjQp)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (K4xGQ)
I believe you. I believe BCochran. I am too forgiving, at times. I suppose.
As I said... it is also not my blog.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:49 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2014 11:47 PM (jeCnD)
I understand the feeling, IG. But know that, I for one, would greatly miss you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:49 PM (ALSfY)
---------------
The cheerleader thing is a meme that started long ago. I seriously doubt that anyone means harm. Just being snarky.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2014 11:49 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:39 PM (vcADg)
You want funny? SNL with Eddie Murphy and Dana Carvey
Never missed a beat from the 70s, I can't ever see them losing it
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 11:49 PM (GrXXa)
Love the fishing reports
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:49 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 11:49 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2014 11:47 PM
You, too, IG
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2014 11:50 PM (KCxzN)
...seeing as no one knows what I am talking about, I'll just ask about "calling-in" and screaming Metallica lyrics.
-?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:50 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:51 PM (nL0sw)
Jinx,
You haven't made it here at the HQ until the arbiter of all things
squishy and RINO bans you. Yup, old Gabe banned because I told Jim
Teacher to fuck off after he was telling everyone on the blog to suck
his dick. No lie.
Malor let the abuse go on for hours. What an asshole.
Posted by: mpfs at December 27, 2014 11:24 PM (si/E
I remember that night. Treacher was out of control.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005)
& I felt the same way.
Some of the comments were simply stupid, some were just juvenile attempts at "humor" and some were worse than crass.
- I tend to stay away from those threads because, well, as much of a fan as I am of cheerleaders, I don't care about football.
Take care of yourself. Don't stay gone long - you are VERY respected in these parts.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:52 PM (FERDF)
You want funny? SNL with Eddie Murphy and Dana Carvey
Never missed a beat from the 70s, I can't ever see them losing it
Posted by: Guy Stuck in the 80s at December 27, 2014 11:49 PM (GrXXa)
Who in the hell are Eddie Murphy and Dana Carvey?!? Whoever they are, I've never noticed them on the show. Now, Chevy Chase, I notice. I bet you he'll be on that show for 20 years making us all laugh!!!
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 27, 2014 11:52 PM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Country Singer at December
Should've tried the fg
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:52 PM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Jinx
--------------------
Hmf. I was called a 'troll' last night. Wanna see my scar?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2014 11:52 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2014 11:53 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Null at December 27, 2014 11:29 PM
You should see our cat and dog loving each other. 5 days apart, they are weird, loving each other. I keep telling the dog that her azzhole still smells the same.
Nite all. It's been a long trip from AZ.
Love the ones you're with...
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 11:53 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:44 PM (xrURQ)
Wait, I thought it was AtC.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:45 PM (nL0sw)
***
I was apparently wrong, as happens most times. Once announced, I offered a suggestion, knowing the answer was pre ordained. Sadly typical of how this place works for any new content.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:53 PM (xrURQ)
He'll probably scare the hell out of me.
Sorry, RK, this year we blow through Texas without lingering.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:53 PM (l3vZN)
What's the difference?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December
------------------
Sweet potato bread is a little sweeter, much more moist - flat out awesome with a pat of butter.
BC - I may know the neighborhood, but we have a number of old quarries around here. Glad you're enjoying your time.
Cthulhu - I have no Fooking idea what that " FERDF" comment means, but gimme another couple bourbon, and I'll try to guess.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 27, 2014 11:28 PM (FERDF)
Have some hash with your bourbon.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:53 PM (T1005)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2014 11:54 PM (FcR7P)
Man, nobody loves my cats anymore.
Posted by: Null at December 27, 2014 11:29 PM (xjpRj)
That was a lovely cat picture. I sure hope that it never gets out of that building.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:54 PM (T1005)
I found that cheerleader to be cute, but "The Dude" was acting like a crass nightmare.
Hey... "The Dude". Don't become MUMR amongst other undesirables.
...please!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:54 PM (16bOT)
Just got the wife and kids asleep. They all got the flu and I'm the only one left standing (for now) we had to postpone Christmas on my side till next week.
Hope y'all had a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 27, 2014 11:55 PM (bXdYS)
When you said earlier you were running the CNC for 2-1/2 hours I was wondering if you were doing a production run or building the body armor and turret of a laminate tank.
Have you considered doing one-off stocks? There are people who really want a Type 38 Arisaka cavalry stock or other oddities, or even custom stocks for a competition gun.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 11:55 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 11:53 PM (xrURQ)
*prepping post*
Might hear something in #twoweeks.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:55 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 11:56 PM (vcADg)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2014 11:56 PM (RZLOH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2014 11:56 PM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2014 11:56 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005)
I remember that night too. Go stand over there in that crosswalk and let somebody cripple you for life and then see how well you handle some other idiot smarting off at your expense.
Posted by: CQD at December 27, 2014 11:56 PM (G8YYJ)
I remember that night. Treacher was out of control.
I remember it too. Treacher's Big Hot Button was pressed, admittedly by the class 4 year old, but he would not let anyone unpress it.
From reading the previous 100 or so comments, it looks like Nip is doing something similar. Is Val-U-Rite the suspected culprit?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (FlRtG)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2014 11:52 PM (vPh3W)
*HAH!* I saw that. You hate Guiliani, don't you?
...you anti-semetic pig.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (TETYm)
*plays video of Star Spangled Banner, with flags waving and eagles flying*
*goes to test pattern*
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:58 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2014 11:56 PM (vPh3W)
What the he'll did I miss?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:58 PM (K4xGQ)
I get being pissed and getting your trigger tripped. But carrying it on for hours, across multiple threads, even after the original offending party apologized and left the comments and screaming at anyone who tried to diffuse the situation?
Sorry, I've got no respect for him.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:59 PM (ALSfY)
...you anti-semetic pig.
Posted by: ColdBeer
---------------
You forgot to call me a 'Commie lover'...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2014 11:59 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 27, 2014 11:59 PM (KH1sk)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2014 11:59 PM (vPh3W)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:00 AM (16bOT)
...you anti-semetic pig.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (16bOT)
Nothing, NOTHING, was better than the troll that called CBD anti-Semitic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:00 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 28, 2014 12:00 AM (/YkzI)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 28, 2014 12:00 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 27, 2014 11:59 PM (KH1sk)
Lmao. We're discussing now what we want to talk about.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:00 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Misanthropic
----------------
Not much.
I fired off a dim-witted comment, and then acknowledged that I had made a mistake. Some guy tried to make a big deal out of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:01 AM (vPh3W)
...you anti-semetic pig.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (16bOT)
Nothing, NOTHING, was better than the troll that called CBD anti-Semitic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:00 AM (ALSfY)
That Was a hoot
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2014 12:01 AM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 28, 2014 12:02 AM (bXdYS)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 27, 2014 11:45 PM (nL0sw)
*ding ding ding*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 11:47 PM (ALSfY)
That's not the sound of AtC jumping up to punch your junk. They have Foley Stage sound files online if you need that for your podcast.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2014 12:03 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Misanthropic
----------------
Not much.
I fired off a dim-witted comment, and then acknowledged that I had made a mistake. Some guy tried to make a big deal out of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:01 AM (vPh3W)
I saw the NYC mayor mixup. I was asking about the cheerleader issue
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2014 12:03 AM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:00 AM (ALSfY)
*******
Allow me to suggest a more diverse guest selection for future endeavors.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:03 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:03 AM (OBxdH)
????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:04 AM (ALSfY)
Not true!
Just took me a while to skim all the comments ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at December 28, 2014 12:04 AM (P+IZm)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2014 11:54 PM (FcR7P)
I have to disagree. How could you NOT root for great coaches like and Nebraska's Tom Osborne and USC's John Robinson and players like Nebraska's Rick Berns and USC's Marcus Allen?!? For the record, I think Berns will be an All-Pro caliber player and surefire NFL Hall of Famer, while Allen probably will be drafted but be cut his rookie year. Allen just doesn't have what it takes to be an NFL player like Berns does.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 12:04 AM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:58 PM (K4xGQ
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Nothing more than usual, really.
in the most recent football thread, apparently the cheerleader wasn't cute enough for some.
it got a lot uglier than "pointy elbows" from a few guys.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 12:04 AM (FERDF)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 11:58 PM (K4xGQ)
People were calling the picture of a cheerleader all sorts of "I Wouldn't Even" -type stuff when the girl was an above-average cutie with a big bow in her hair.
It became some sort of "cavalcade-avalanche" of stupid with "The Dude" leading the charge.
I respect that guy's video game knowledge, but he can be a pig.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:04 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:04 AM (16bOT)
That covers quite a bit of the Horde. Lol.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:06 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Misanthropic
------------
Just the horde being the horde..., some snarky comments about the pictured cheerleader, who looked to be just an average girl.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:06 AM (vPh3W)
I offer as proof for that statement, that Chi offered to help me cut a tree off of my roof, having never met me before, but strictly as a good turn for a Moron.
I didn't need the help as it turned out, but I am eternally grateful.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2014 12:07 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Old Dominion Mom at December 28, 2014 12:07 AM (ZWYMY)
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at December 27, 2014 11:11 PM (c+gwp)
Alien motherships often hide behind storms of their own creation.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 11:13 PM (MQEz6)
Everyone knows that it is H.A.R.P. that controls the weather, not aliens.
Posted by: Jesse Ventura, Sucker of Cock by choice at December 28, 2014 12:07 AM (+Fae7)
"Alright boys, listen up. We gotta work harder than them, okay? Greek fuckin' underground gay porn hard!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 28, 2014 12:08 AM (KH1sk)
I was curious to find out if those old 54mm plastic army men had rules sets available and they actually do (wasting time waiting, see)
but then I look around Amazon to see what sets are available and there's all these hipster type boxed sets going for way too much. And they aren't even good sets. They're not retro or accurate or classic or even correct with basic stuff like poses.
blah
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 28, 2014 12:08 AM (Cq0oW)
----------------
Well..., sure..., when you're all tentacles, that kind of stuff is easy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:08 AM (vPh3W)
Cthulhu, I used to work in a shop that had a plasma CNC. They would run
out the welding plates and sheet steel shapes for the equipment we used
to build.
When you said earlier you were running the CNC for 2-1/2
hours I was wondering if you were doing a production run or building the
body armor and turret of a laminate tank.
Have you considered
doing one-off stocks? There are people who really want a Type 38 Arisaka
cavalry stock or other oddities, or even custom stocks for a
competition gun.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 11:55 PM (t//F+)
I am brainstorming. I have a tiny and VERY limited CNC mill two feet to my left (that is about to be able to use Dremel when my order comes in from Taiwan). I have an 80% built kit 3D printer three feet to my right. Twenty feet to my right and a bit behind me, in the garage, I have a manual SIEG mini-mill. Fifteen feet to my right, and more behind me, I have a rack with scrollsaw, router table, belt/disc sander, and mini-lathe.
And it looks like I'm going to ATX West in February.
I'm starting to get excited about living in a world without TFG.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:09 AM (T1005)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:06 AM (ALSfY)
Point taken.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:10 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:04 AM (ALSfY)
******
C'mon man, this began as a suggestion for an Ette to participate in, while it was quite clear all along how this was gonna go. Why bother asking when the outcome is preordained?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:10 AM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 28, 2014 12:10 AM (+XMAD)
They were always the first to get hit with our homemade napalm. Nobody realized how important cons were when you're 9.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 28, 2014 12:11 AM (bXdYS)
Posted by: Old Dominion Mom at December 28, 2014 12:07 AM (ZWYMY)
Pretty much sounds like you're describing many of my fraternity brothers back when I was an undergrad.
Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 12:12 AM (Am9Tn)
Still they do provide endless examples of what their perverse sense of 'fair' is.
Posted by: ron n. at December 28, 2014 12:12 AM (YVQn/)
I remember that night. Treacher was out of control.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005)
I
remember that night too. Go stand over there in that crosswalk and let
somebody cripple you for life and then see how well you handle some
other idiot smarting off at your expense.
Posted by: CQD at December 27, 2014 11:56 PM (G8YYJ)
I had every sympathy for Treach going in, but it doesn't justify doing the flaming asshole on your apologetic friends when they go off-footed.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:12 AM (T1005)
-Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 28, 2014 12:10 AM (+XMAD)
You mean "was being".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:12 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December
Cute little college cheerleader. She could be one of my daughters. No need to lose a good guy like IG over that, sad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2014 12:12 AM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 27, 2014 11:42 PM (l3vZN)
Is this going to be a road trip to Arizona, Colorado, and the like? I did that around 1989. A friend and I took 7 day raft trip through the Grand Canyon. We spent a week driving out there, stopping at National Parks.
If this is what you are planning, I am jealous. There are so many great things to see out there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2014 12:13 AM (v0xN9)
Talk about cheery movies.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 28, 2014 12:13 AM (0kLcL)
I remember that night. Treacher was out of control.
I remember it too. Treacher's Big Hot Button was pressed, admittedly
by the class 4 year old, but he would not let anyone unpress it.
From reading the previous 100 or so comments, it looks like Nip is doing something similar. Is Val-U-Rite the suspected culprit?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (FlRtG)
And, BTW, did I completely clusterfark the December meeting?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:13 AM (T1005)
It's been a while since I looked at toy soldiers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:14 AM (vPh3W)
Most coveted army guy? Sneak attack dude with the M1
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 28, 2014 12:14 AM (bXdYS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:15 AM (vPh3W)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2014 12:12 AM (K4xGQ)
I agree. That guy is one Rock-Solid American.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:15 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 12:15 AM (FlRtG)
you're gonna make me blush, Jinx. I'm pretty fond of you, too.
Hope you got to see the boys for Christmas.
*For the record - even though I now know how far away you live, I'd still make the trip to help you. Say the word ;-)
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 12:16 AM (FERDF)
Posted by: Old Dominion Mom at December 28, 2014 12:16 AM (ZWYMY)
I remember that night. Treacher was out of control.
I remember it too. Treacher's Big Hot Button was pressed, admittedly by the class 4 year old, but he would not let anyone unpress it.
From reading the previous 100 or so comments, it looks like Nip is doing something similar. Is Val-U-Rite the suspected culprit?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 27, 2014 11:57 PM (FlRtG)
I think it was a combo of Val-U-Rite and being hospitalized again.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at December 28, 2014 12:16 AM (+Fae7)
Chi, you are a pretty good soul.
I offer as proof for that statement, that Chi offered to help me cut
a tree off of my roof, having never met me before, but strictly as a
good turn for a Moron.
I didn't need the help as it turned out, but I am eternally grateful.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2014 12:07 AM (l3vZN)
Morons, IRL, are the kinds of people you only wish you'd meet IRL without the blog.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:18 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:09 AM (T1005)
Keep it in mind, there are a lot of re-enactors who have the basic rifle that got brought back and then turned into a sporter, and they want to turn it back into something that looks issue.
Original stocks are expensive, and even if no real collector will use a repro stock unless desperate, the re-enactors like things they can pound on. If you had a library of stocks built up, you could cruise the re-enactor societies for jobs, and some of those guys spend serious money on their hobby.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2014 12:18 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:12 AM (16bOT)
I'll have to disagree with you there. I'd say:
"5 not her specifically but I've jumped on some rat looking hags in my glory days
Posted by: The Dude at December 25, 2014 01:58 PM (SyKbw)
put him pretty solidly in "is an asshole" territory.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (+XMAD)
I offer as proof for that statement, that Chi offered to help me cut a tree off of my roof,
----------------
Well..., sure..., when you're all tentacles, that kind of stuff is easy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:08 AM (vPh3W)
Er....I didn't notice any stray tentacles besides my own when I was at Chi's place.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (T1005)
http://tinyurl.com/oy3563s
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (K4xGQ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:10 AM (o/3Hk)
What the crap are you talking about?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:21 AM (ALSfY)
Goodnight and GO PACK, GO!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 28, 2014 12:21 AM (+XMAD)
-Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (GrXXa)
Go figure.
So... there's some "undercurrent" -?
The Plebes will not be distressed. They "feel" more than you.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:21 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 28, 2014 12:22 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 12:22 AM (Am9Tn)
And, BTW, did I completely clusterfark the December meeting?
Do you have some 'splainin to do?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 12:15 AM (FlRtG)
I've had the usual litany of disasters and emergencies. Did you make it?
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:22 AM (T1005)
-Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (+XMAD)
Yeah... I can't defend that.
G'Night, Donna!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:23 AM (16bOT)
And it looks like I'm going to ATX West in February.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:09 AM (T1005)
Keep
it in mind, there are a lot of re-enactors who have the basic rifle
that got brought back and then turned into a sporter, and they want to
turn it back into something that looks issue.
Original stocks are
expensive, and even if no real collector will use a repro stock unless
desperate, the re-enactors like things they can pound on. If you had a
library of stocks built up, you could cruise the re-enactor societies
for jobs, and some of those guys spend serious money on their hobby.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2014 12:18 AM (t//F+)
Say, what????
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:24 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (handing out sacks of ampersands for Christmas) at December 28, 2014 12:24 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 28, 2014 12:25 AM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:21 AM (ALSfY)
*****
I was referring to a post you put up your very own self asking for suggestions about an Ette podcast. Remember that, and how any suggestion other than AtC was blown off? I sure do.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:26 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (GrXXa)
Of course, those same idiot lefties will claim that they support the police the next time an officer is shot and killed by a scumbag criminal. Just like they do with the troops, too ... until they take part in a military operation that the Left doesn't agree with (i.e., every single one that occurs under a Republican President).
Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 12:26 AM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 28, 2014 12:27 AM (Cq0oW)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:21 AM (ALSfY)
Disregard him. He's drunk. So... when can I get "on air" and talk about baseball?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:28 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:26 AM (OBxdH)
Ummm...no. No I don't.
I've only mentioned the possibility once or twice. And I've never suggested it would be anyone other than AtC.
Hell, it was her idea.
So....yeah.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:28 AM (ALSfY)
I've had the usual litany of disasters and emergencies. Did you make it?
No. I had to study for a welding final; 100 questions. Then I had to leave the state for a few days, only to return late last night and meet security as I parked my car. Last week, we had a SWAT action. Now it seems we have a rogue very-high-end Italian sports car driver in the area. Fortunately, he seems to have a major reaction to cameras.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 12:28 AM (FlRtG)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:26 AM (OBxdH)
See? Dude's Wasted.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:29 AM (16bOT)
If this is what you are planning, I am jealous. There are so many great things to see out there.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Yes it is, about 6500 miles r/t.
My son will have his g/f in his FJ, and my bride of 32 years and I will be in our own vehicle. Another vehicle with some friends of his will be with us too, so I'm not worried about getting stuck.
I am worried about my fear of heights demons, though. I've kept those hidden through the years, but one or two of these routes will push the envelope.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 28, 2014 12:29 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:28 AM (16bOT)
hahahaahaha.
AtC and I were just discussing talking baseball to piss people off. Lol.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:29 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:30 AM (WlUIO)
AtC and I were just discussing talking baseball to piss people off. Lol."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:29 AM (ALSfY)
That's because "awesome" Runs in Packs.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:30 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 28, 2014 12:31 AM (0kLcL)
I've had the usual litany of disasters and emergencies. Did you make it?
No. I had to study for a welding final; 100 questions. Then I had to
leave the state for a few days, only to return late last night and meet
security as I parked my car. Last week, we had a SWAT action. Now it
seems we have a rogue very-high-end Italian sports car driver in the
area. Fortunately, he seems to have a major reaction to cameras.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 12:28 AM (FlRtG)
In other words, "December"....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:31 AM (T1005)
Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:31 AM (WlUIO)
Lefties calling the cops who turned their backs "childish" and "petulant"
Yes, the same people who block freeways to inconvenience and endanger people who had nothing to do with their complaints and who pay taxes to use those freeways because they want their "justice" NOWWWWWW
There's even Media Matters operatives saying that "de Blasio turned his fortunes back around with the public because of the cops disrespect for him"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2014 12:31 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2014 12:19 AM (GrXXa)
Good. The whole point is for them and their mayor to be butthurt. Turning your back on someone is meant to be a direct insult, glad they picked up on it. And when the mayor of a major city implies that his half African American son is in danger from the police in that city, he can hardly expect the police to be happy about it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2014 12:31 AM (v0xN9)
Posted by: Adriane the Photoshop Critic ... at December 28, 2014 12:32 AM (P+IZm)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:28 AM (16bOT)
******
No, I'm doing well there. I do appreciate your dismissal though. Facts are like Math. They are a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:33 AM (xrURQ)
And nothing against you MWNP."
-Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:30 AM (WlUIO)
If I didn't "Operate in a Slurred-Tone" after Midnight, I might be able to apply credence to your accusation.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:34 AM (16bOT)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:33 AM (xrURQ)
Get.
Back.
Under.
That.
BUS!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:34 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:35 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 28, 2014 12:35 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: Freedom from offense at December 28, 2014 12:36 AM (FGEvF)
A lot of the re-enactors would spend good money on a stock to make their sporterized war trophy bring-back look like it did when it was first issued so they don't have to drag their cherry, collectable rifle around and maybe damage it.
I also know off-hand three guys who would pay good money for various stocks to replace the chewed up wood they have on their rifles now.
If you could get scans or measurements of original stocks you could make replacement wood as a one-off manufacturing.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2014 12:37 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:34 AM (16bOT
I think it was BC's responses that put the picture in my head of someone tipsy leaning on a barstool yammering in to someone less tipsy.
Sorry, had a damn earful Christmas Eve.
Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:37 AM (WlUIO)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:18 AM (T1005)
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Yep. The few I've had the pleasure of meeting are solid as a rock.
Heck, if I'd have known that BC was going to be so close, I would've tried to buy him a beer.
Sadly, I fear my Fireball supply is not up to par, and family obligations this time of year, yadda yadda yadda
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 12:37 AM (FERDF)
"Anybody else reading MWNP's posts in a slurred tone?
And nothing against you MWNP."
-Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:30 AM (WlUIO)
If I didn't "Operate in a Slurred-Tone" after Midnight, I might be able to apply credence to your accusation.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:34 AM (16bOT)
It's a regionalism, like saying, "...eh?", pronouncing a word as "aboot", and saying you're sorry if you're Canadian (to say nothing about mentioning toques or backbacon). There is no 1:1 ratio of slurring to inebriation.
*hic!*
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 28, 2014 12:38 AM (aO9cR)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:39 AM (16bOT)
Sorry, had a damn earful Christmas Eve.
Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:37 AM (WlUIO)
Wait, what did I do? And did I do it well at least?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:40 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2014 12:40 AM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: Freedom from offense at December 28, 2014 12:36 AM (FGEvF)
How dare you Senator!!!
Posted by: Sen Kirsten Hillibrand, D-NY at December 28, 2014 12:41 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:41 AM (e+1S5)
465 Anna
What is this? Riding Bean meets Mad Max???
It's tough to explain. I now live in a Section-8 slum, but with more than a few
I'm waiting for the (older) guy the Italian-sports-car-guy was visiting to be tossed out of his house by his guests. My money says it will be an hour before the police finally arrive to turn off his
One of our previously unknown neighborhood problems, specifically, the Italian-sports-car-guy, will then be a problem no more.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 12:42 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:41 AM (e+1S5)
FUCK YOU
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:42 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Bigby's
-------------------------
Yeah. As a guy who carried both M1's and M14's, I had that figured that out. What surprised was how crappy they looked. It's been down hill since they stopped casting them from lead.
Which reminds me, today I bought a Toshiba laptop. In the packing was a warning that by handling the power cord, I would be contacting something known to cause cancer in California. Whew! Another reason I'm glad that I don't live there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:43 AM (vPh3W)
And even in their cases, I left room for forgiveness.
-as is "my way"...lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:44 AM (16bOT)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:33 AM (xrURQ)
Get.
Back.
Under.
That.
BUS!!!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:34 AM (16bOT)
********
That does indeed seem to be the case. Challenge a super regular, this is what you get. Meh. Not too worried about the outcome. I have seen what I have seen. Of course, perfectly lucid posts will be labeled as not agreeing with the group think, because shut up.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:44 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 28, 2014 12:38 AM (aO9cR)
Only a true bastard, an idiot or a politically tone-deaf child would suggest it was because of a promise to fast-walk the survivor benefits paperwork through the system.
I thank all that is holy that I am not in any of those classes.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2014 12:44 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: BCochran1981
There is a distink tone of pisshy ness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2014 12:44 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2014 12:45 AM (Rx8ML)
-Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:41 AM (e+1S5).
That's not even a "Thing".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:45 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:47 AM (e+1S5)
Kinda useful to watch the TV from home on the road. But also cool is being able to take screenshots on the iPad.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2014 12:47 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2014 12:40 AM (Dj3AB)
Every moron here would be fucking tonguetied and a blubbering idiot if that cheerleader started flirting with them.
Is she the hottest cheerleader ever posted on the HQ? No.
Would I hit it? Like a retard playing whack-a-mole at ChuckeCheese, and with as much drool.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 28, 2014 12:47 AM (+Fae7)
It is good for me, it is made (mostly) out of apples. Can't get healtier than that.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2014 12:48 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:47 AM (e+1S5)
How goes it, buddy?
I spent some quality time around a fire outside with my FIL and older BIL.
There really just is something about guys around a fire.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:48 AM (ALSfY)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:44 AM (OBxdH)
No, Dude. I was joking. "Throwing you under the bus" is a metaphor for making you a scapegoat!
Wow... maybe I am too literal without tone and cadence behind the written word.
OOOf!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:48 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Lord of the Pop Flies at December 28, 2014 12:49 AM (FGEvF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2014 12:50 AM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:50 AM (16bOT)
You are such an asshole.
Ugh.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:51 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 12:51 AM (Am9Tn)
Ugh."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:51 AM (ALSfY)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (16bOT)
There really just is something about guys around a fire.
Posted by: BC
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Add a little alcohol and a few war stories..., and it doesn't get much better.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 28, 2014 12:38 AM (aO9cR)
Only a true bastard, an idiot or a politically tone-deaf child would suggest it was because of a promise to fast-walk the survivor benefits paperwork through the system.
I thank all that is holy that I am not in any of those classes.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2014 12:44 AM (t//F+)
DeBlasio must think he is Presidential timber because according to Brietbart, he pulled a "Clinton-Obama".
2 hours late to the wake of one officer.
https://tinyurl.com/k4268p5
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac who wants a McRib at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (+Fae7)
I spent some quality time around a fire outside with my FIL and older BIL.
There really just is something about guys around a fire.
Goes well. We now have four generations of the DC family infesting western Kentucky. Tomorrow is Christmas V2.0. And oh by the way, my sis is preggers!
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (e+1S5)
m16s date the molds as post-60s for those toy soldiers.
Posted by: Bigby's
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Yeah. As a guy who carried both M1's and M14's, I had that figured
that out. What surprised was how crappy they looked. It's been down hill
since they stopped casting them from lead.
Which reminds me, today I bought a Toshiba laptop. In the packing
was a warning that by handling the power cord, I would be contacting
something known to cause cancer in California. Whew! Another reason I'm
glad that I don't live there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:43 AM (vPh3W)
You guys have no idea. I've wandered through NC Home Depot stores.....and been amazed at new and different things on display....that, when I found the boxes, said, "NOT FOR SALE IN CALIFORNIA." "Hey, that's a cool smoker....NFSIC!" "Wow, that lawn tractor can do so much.....NFSIC!" "Well, at least I can clean up some bad paint....NFSIC!"
If only the weather there were better.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:53 AM (T1005)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2014 12:53 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (vPh3W)
Oh yes. Alcohol was consumed. And stories were told. Good times.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:53 AM (ALSfY)
**********
What?
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '20's at December 28, 2014 12:53 AM (aO9cR)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 12:51 AM (Am9Tn)
Wire coat hangers. Add aluminum foil as needed.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2014 12:54 AM (nL0sw)
-Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (e+1S5)
Irv, I was nowhere near Aisle Six!
Congrats on the niece/nephew, DC!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:54 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (e+1S5)
CONGRATS!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:54 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2014 12:54 AM (RZLOH)
Wait, what did I do? And did I do it well at least?
Posted by
Just your reply of 'What are you talking about?'
Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:55 AM (WlUIO)
Posted by: cthulhu
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What?!
We have four of the finest seasons that God has wrought. Haven't you noticed that he made the sky 'Carolina Blue'? It's not a coincidence.
* stews, in face of the slander *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:56 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:56 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:50 AM (16bOT)
******
No worries. Thanks.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 28, 2014 12:57 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: RWC at December 28, 2014 12:55 AM (WlUIO)
Ok, maybe I have had one too many sugar cookies/whisky's. I'm not following.
But I'm willing to share the booze and cookies!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:57 AM (ALSfY)
Princess did get a barbell for Christmas though, because she love to work out with daddy.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:57 AM (e+1S5)
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You can borrow mine, but you have to return them by next Saturday. I don't want to miss BJ and the Bear.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 12:58 AM (FERDF)
-Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 12:58 AM (FERDF)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 12:59 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 28, 2014 12:59 AM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 12:57 AM (e+1S5)
That. Is. Awesome.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 12:59 AM (ALSfY)
heheh eh heheh... "BJ"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at December 28, 2014 12:59 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:00 AM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:00 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '20's at December 28, 2014 01:00 AM (aO9cR)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:00 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 28, 2014 01:00 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap)
Steam the wings first or some arcane method of bbq?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2014 01:01 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 01:01 AM (vPh3W)
-Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '20's at December 28, 2014 01:00 AM (aO9cR)
*HAH!*
That's Retarded, Sir.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:02 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 01:02 AM (FERDF)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 28, 2014 12:38 AM (aO9cR)
Family is probably still in shock and trying to cope with their father, husband, brother, son being gone and don't want to deal with a lot of drama along with the funeral
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2014 01:02 AM (GrXXa)
I think this is the best insult I've ever received here.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:03 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Fox2
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That's what they *always* say...
Posted by: Malaysian Airlines 370 at December 28, 2014 01:03 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Lord of the Pop Flies at December 28, 2014 01:04 AM (FGEvF)
How the hell do you overdose on acne medication?
Posted by: SpaceCommie at December 28, 2014 01:04 AM (EOnrD)
You can borrow mine, but you have to return them by next Saturday. I don't want to miss BJ and the Bear.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 12:58 AM (FERDF)
That won't work for me. That will mean I'll miss "CHiPs," which is on NBC right before "B.J. and the Bear." Thanks anyway.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:04 AM (Am9Tn)
There really just is something about guys around a fire.
Posted by: BC
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Add a little alcohol and a few war stories..., and it doesn't get much better.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:52 AM (vPh3W)
I was mightily impressed by the Ohana restaurant at Walt Disney World.....not because it was innovative, but because there is no cuisine on this planet that I know of that does not include meats over wood on skewers. It's like THE universal language of food.
At Ohana, it's dressed up by side dishes, polynesian atmosphere, odd activities, scenery, and hospitality.....but Homo habilis could probably manage a successful meal there.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 01:04 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Malaysian Airlines 370 at December 28, 2014 01:05 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 28, 2014 01:05 AM (aO9cR)
Posted by: Fox2
That's what they *always* say...
Posted by: Malaysian Airlines 370
**pukes all over self **
Posted by: CNN News Director at December 28, 2014 01:05 AM (wr4LJ)
G'night, you landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Malaysian Airlines 370
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Heh. Crashed and burned my sock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 01:06 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: SpaceCommie at December 28, 2014 01:04 AM (EOnrD)
There used to be some hard core shit called Acutane. Very tightly controlled by the docs prescribing it. Constant bloodwork and monitoring of those on it. Nasty potential side effects.
Thing was, lots of folks were going to mexico and buying it there and taking it without proper direction or monitoring.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:06 AM (ALSfY)
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2014 01:01 AM (wr4LJ)
LOL @ "arcane methods". The wings are essentially steamed, as I do them in the oven.
They are enormous GFS wings with an ice-coating on them, so... yeah. Sort-of steamed... lol.
They defrost/cook for an hour before being tossed in the various sauces.
They then get placed back into the oven for "carmelization" (sp) of the sauces.
My "signature" wings are called "fajita wings". They are Fajitas On-the-Bone.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:07 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:00 AM (16bOT)
Kurt Russell?!? Next thing you'll try to say is that the dad on "The Brady Bunch" was John Wayne.
Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 01:07 AM (Am9Tn)
If only the weather there were better.....
Posted by: cthulhu
--------------------
What?!
We have four of the finest seasons that God has wrought. Haven't you
noticed that he made the sky 'Carolina Blue'? It's not a coincidence.
* stews, in face of the slander *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2014 12:56 AM (vPh3W)
Around here, we have four seasons -- floods, wildfires, mudslides and earthquakes. I just don't grok what you guys deal with out there.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 01:08 AM (T1005)
Hell yeah! The bar has two plates for each side, and collars. It's knurled like a real bar.it now sits in the garage gym next to daddy's Oly bars.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:08 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:08 AM (e+1S5)
That's hilarious and awesome. How old is Princess now?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:09 AM (ALSfY)
-Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 01:07 AM (Am9Tn)
I'll try anything once.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (16bOT)
Brian Dennehy was great as the Semi, though.
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (d2bmG)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (16bOT)
TWSS
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (ALSfY)
Wire coat hangers. Add aluminum foil as needed.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2014 12:54 AM (nL0sw)
That did work at the time. Of course, my father would make me stand next to the TV set holding it all together so that the signal was clear enough for him to watch Bobby Orr score a game-winning goal to give the Bruins a win over the Canadiens.
Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 01:11 AM (Am9Tn)
4 this past August. About the same as your youngest IIRC.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:11 AM (e+1S5)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (ALSfY)
Graciousness and the like.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:12 AM (16bOT)
Its ok. They definitely should have done these in 2 movies, and could have easily.
And the leader of the Ironhill Dwarves was really distracting with being an obvious CGI face. Just such a drastic difference in the way he looks compared to all other "people's" face.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2014 01:12 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Todd Gack at December 28, 2014 01:12 AM (d2bmG)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:11 AM (e+1S5)
Yup, just a couple months younger. Mine turned 4 in April.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:12 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: Garrett at December
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OK. It took a while, but I think we have a thread winner.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 01:13 AM (FERDF)
Brian Dennehy was great as the Semi, though."
-Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (d2bmG)
No... Hasselhoff was "Knight Rider", you silly bastard!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:14 AM (16bOT)
Brian Dennehy was great as the Semi, though.
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (d2bmG)
David Hassellhoff?!? You mean that soap actor from "The Young and the Restless"?!? Has he been in anything else?!?
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:15 AM (Am9Tn)
Fuck this shit, I'm not ready for this.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:15 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:15 AM (e+1S5)
Hahahahahahaha.
Just have a few more chocolate mocha frappucino whipped cream vodkas and you'll be fine.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:16 AM (ALSfY)
568 Princess has a boyfriend now, Max. But Dominic just asked his mom to ask Cougar to ask Princess if they could go on a date. Fuck this shit, I'm not ready for this.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:15 AM (e+1S5)
I'll make you feel worse.
Look on the brightside. At least they are asking permission,for now.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2014 01:17 AM (zt+N6)
-Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:15 AM (e+1S5)
In Heaven there is no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here?
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:18 AM (16bOT)
Brian Dennehy was great as the Semi, though.
Posted by: Garrett at December 28, 2014 01:10 AM (d2bmG)
Speaking of David Hasselhoff, I always confuse him and that actor from "Welcome Back, Kotter" ... you know, John Travolta. He has potential as an actor but he'll probably just end up like all those other TV stars and never be able to successfully make the leap to the big screen.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:18 AM (Am9Tn)
1) go fuck yourself
B) rum and coke tonight
III) yourself. Please to be go fucking it.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:19 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:20 AM (ALSfY)
Gabe Kaplan, (from Welcome Back Kotter), on the other hand? He's going to be HUGE!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:20 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Todd Gack at December 28, 2014 01:12 AM (d2bmG)
No, silly, that was Al Pacino. You know, the guy in "The Godfather" movies who, like Hoffman, is also only about five feet tall.
Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 01:20 AM (Am9Tn)
B) rum and coke tonight
III) yourself. Please to be go fucking it.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:19 AM (e+1S5)
*nods*
For the next week the wife and I will be staying in the same room as the kids.
Long showers are in my future.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:21 AM (ALSfY)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:21 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:23 AM (16bOT)
You have my sympathies. Been there. If you're sneaky you can get a bathroom quicky after the kids are asleep.
The countertops are usually just the right height.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 28, 2014 01:23 AM (e+1S5)
May the families find Strength and be Comforted ...
Posted by: Adriane the Aviation Critic ... at December 28, 2014 01:23 AM (P+IZm)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:24 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:26 AM (16bOT)
Gabe Kaplan, (from Welcome Back Kotter), on the other hand? He's going to be HUGE!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:20 AM (16bOT)
That's right. Gabe Kaplan as Gabe Kotter. The guy's not even a good enough actor to take on a character with a different first name.
Who doesn't remember Gabe destroying a petulant, pissed off Robert Conrad in the 100-yard dash in the 1976 "Battle of the Network Stars"?!?
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:27 AM (Am9Tn)
582 I'd call it "Big Line of Trucks". ...it'll be huge!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:24 AM (16bOT)
Maybe you could get C.W. McCall to write the theme song.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2014 01:28 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:26 AM (16bOT)
Hey, Beavis. That guy said "B.J."
Posted by: Butt-Head at December 28, 2014 01:29 AM (Am9Tn)
Maybe you could get C.W. McCall to write the theme song.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2014 01:28 AM (zt+N6)
Kris Kristofferson's finest role ... not that there were many contenders.
Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 01:30 AM (Am9Tn)
-Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:27 AM (Am9Tn)
The same idiots who don't think that John Belushi could be a Leading Man!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:31 AM (16bOT)
-Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2014 01:28 AM (zt+N6)
We got a Big Line of Trucks
Rockin' Through the Night.
We got a Big Line of Trucks.
Oh What a Beautiful Sight!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:33 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:34 AM (16bOT)
The same idiots who don't think that John Belushi could be a Leading Man!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:31 AM (16bOT)
Ah, yes, John Belushi. The actor who is on "Saturday Night Live" and was recently in the movie "Animal House." I bet he'll be doing those types of movies for decades.
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:35 AM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) () at
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Not true.
Little know fact - that was a pre-pubescent Margaret Cho.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 01:35 AM (FERDF)
Posted by: Fox2
CNN inconsolable.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 28, 2014 01:35 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: FOAF at December 28, 2014 01:36 AM (eVemY)
Little know fact - that was a pre-pubescent Margaret Cho."
-Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 01:35 AM (FERDF)
Standing corrected is something that I am poised to do.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:36 AM (16bOT)
Thing was, lots of folks were going to mexico and buying it there and taking it without proper direction or monitoring.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 28, 2014 01:06 AM (ALSfY)
I took the stuff back in 83-84 for about 6 months. I was in college and took a trip to the hospital in town every 2 weeks for the blood tests. The crap cleared my acne up real quick like, but I had to use a lotion on my face, and a prescription strength lip balm because it dried my face and lips out pretty bad. Still have a scar on my lip from where it stayed split for the six months.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac who wants a McRib at December 28, 2014 01:37 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:40 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Jek Porkins at December 28, 2014 01:41 AM (bZ5DM)
And Rex Ryan has already cleaned out his office.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2014 01:42 AM (zt+N6)
-Posted by: Jek Porkins at December 28, 2014 01:41 AM (bZ5DM)
You flew right into that one, Porkins.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:43 AM (16bOT)
592 shredded chi at December 28, 2014 01:35 AM (FERDF)
"Not true.
Little know fact - that was a pre-pubescent Margaret Cho."
Unfortunately, no. This is the series where Roseanne Barr got her start.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 01:43 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2014 12:54 AM (nL0sw)
Mom says go with the aluminum foil
Posted by: Christina Crawford at December 28, 2014 01:45 AM (GrXXa)
-Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 01:43 AM (FlRtG)
That's a negative. She played the orangutan in "Every Which Way But Loose".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:46 AM (16bOT)
He's a professional poker player these days.
Actually, when a sitcom is built around a comic's standup routine, it's pretty typical for the character to have at least the same first name. So Ray Ramano becomes Ray Barone. And Jerry Seinfeld becomes Jerry Seinfeld but with an unprinted and silent e at the end.
Posted by: Epobirs at December 28, 2014 01:47 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2014 12:54 AM (nL0sw)
Mom says go with the aluminum foil
Posted by: Christina Crawford at December 28, 2014 01:45 AM (GrXXa)
Always make sure that you put the foil on.
Posted by: The Hanson Brothers at December 28, 2014 01:47 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:48 AM (16bOT)
Rockin' Through the Night.
We got a Big Line of Trucks.
Oh What a Beautiful Sight!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap)
Carboy~!
(shit, sorry, that was the home brew thing...)
Posted by: CNN News Director at December 28, 2014 01:48 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Jek Porkins at December 28, 2014 01:41 AM (bZ5DM)
There's always one in the crowd. Don't worry, Jek, you can still get in on the Accutane discussion. Maybe exchange stories about back acne, acne scars, and dry skin. Talk about big time fun on a Saturday night, right?
Posted by: Guy Trapped in the '70s at December 28, 2014 01:51 AM (Am9Tn)
VoldBeer1:
That's a negative. She played the orangutan in "Every Which Way But Loose".
So you are saying they dipped her to change brunette to orange?
I did not think flea dips could do that ... at that time.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 01:51 AM (FlRtG)
(shit, sorry, that was the home brew thing...)"
-Posted by: CNN News Director at December 28, 2014 01:48 AM (wr4LJ)
That Shoe-Horn did not excite me.
So you'd better go back to your bars.
Your Temples.
...your massage parlors.
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:52 AM (16bOT)
-Posted by: Arbalest at December 28, 2014 01:51 AM (FlRtG)
Some time has passed, indeed.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:54 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at December 28, 2014 01:54 AM (zLOJ1)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:54 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:55 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:56 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:54 AM (16bOT)
Acne and Accutane ... and people who are physically and mentally unable to skip past posts they don't want to read.
Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 01:56 AM (Am9Tn)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:57 AM (16bOT)
and I am apparently not as big a nerd as I thought - I had to Bingle "jek Porkins"
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 01:57 AM (FERDF)
-Posted by: Slappy at December 28, 2014 01:56 AM (Am9Tn)
*Guns Engine*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:58 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 28, 2014 01:59 AM (16bOT)
Posted by: CAC at December 28, 2014 02:00 AM (R125a)
God bless.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 02:00 AM (FERDF)
Posted by: CAC at December
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We can rebuild it. We have the technology. We can make it better than it was. Better. Stronger. Faster.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 28, 2014 02:03 AM (FERDF)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at December 28, 2014 02:05 AM (zLOJ1)
If only the weather there were better.....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 12:53 AM (T1005)
If that shit ever comes to Southern Illinois (fuck Northern Illinois), I'm done. I will go all lawn implement jihadi on the nearest government entity and/or installation and go out in a blaze of 32:1 2-cycle glory.
Allah Echo Weedwacker!
They will never get my Husqvarna backpack leaf blower.
No. Fucking. Way.
Outlaw woodstoves?
Make. My. Day.
*wonders how stable 20 year old C-4 is*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 28, 2014 02:06 AM (xsjJN)
Your Temples.
...your massage parlors.
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
Posted by: ColdBeer1
One night in carb-lock and the wort's your cloyster
I can feel a carboy slidin' up next to me ~
Posted by: weft cut-andersson at December 28, 2014 02:07 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at December 28, 2014 02:10 AM (zLOJ1)
Oh so I saw The sorta Hobbit: Battle of the Several Armies the other night.
Its ok. They definitely should have done these in 2 movies, and could have easily.
And the leader of the Ironhill Dwarves was really distracting with
being an obvious CGI face. Just such a drastic difference in the way he
looks compared to all other "people's" face.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2014 01:12 AM (zt+N6)
It is interesting to compare the extra hobbits to the prequel Star Wars. Each episode of both have something immensely cringeworthy....but you end up in different places. Most people would say the hobbit movies are overall true in spirit but have horribly overdone episodes. By contrast, the Star Wars Prequels are false in spirit and widely derided.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 28, 2014 02:12 AM (T1005)
I try really hard not to wish @$$h0l3$ like this tnuc would get his @$$ kicked hard.
Posted by: hadoop at December 28, 2014 02:14 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 28, 2014 02:15 AM (Hz+y9)
Posted by: fastfreefall
Heh. When did you last smoke?
Posted by: weft cut-andersson at December 28, 2014 02:19 AM (wr4LJ)
This was kinda a theme of "Roadside Picnic", the best anti-Western SF which the Soviet Union ever produced. The Zone was fenced off by the government mainly because it had so much awesome alien shit in it. The government was doing it for our own good!
The Berlin Wall is back, bitchez; it's been set up around the borders of California.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2014 02:24 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 28, 2014 02:26 AM (Hz+y9)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2014 02:35 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: fastfreefall
Heh!
Sorry, no insults intended. Be well, and all the blessings this heathen can summon be yours.
Posted by: weft cut-andersson at December 28, 2014 02:36 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: weft cut-andersson at December 28, 2014 02:38 AM (wr4LJ)
Come on Ambien, do your thing!
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 28, 2014 02:47 AM (Hz+y9)
Posted by: fastfreefall
Cheers.
Posted by: weft cut-andersson at December 28, 2014 03:50 AM (wr4LJ)
Posted by: Carol at December 28, 2014 04:38 AM (sj3Ax)
I can feel a carboy slidin' up next to me ~
Posted by: weft cut-andersson at December 28, 2014 02:07 AM (wr4LJ)
Who you callin' a "carboy"?
Posted by: That's PRESIDENT Obama to you at December 28, 2014 05:10 AM (sdi6R)
It's not hard but I end up with mini flood when instructions includes
Do not wring dry
I m going to separate & try to go back to sleep. I'm barely interested in comments about clothes in wash.
Posted by: Carol at December 28, 2014 05:15 AM (sj3Ax)
CDR M, don't know about you, but in my two fight tours on P-3's/EP-3's, we aircrew were OBSESSED with our bowels and traveling to altitude loosened, not tightened everything up!
One time I made the BIG mistake of eating a Pizza Hut Hot and Spicy pizza just before a 12 hour mission. Yikes!
As long as you called it, you were good to go!
SAGE! (or do you say JACKS?)
Posted by: LCDR M(Ret) at December 28, 2014 02:37 PM (dAncT)
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