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Monkey Saves Dying Friend Morning Thread
Feel good story of the day here.
Onlookers at a train station in northern India watched in awe as a monkey came to the rescue of an injured friend - resuscitating another monkey that had been electrocuted and knocked unconscious. The injured monkey had fallen between the tracks, apparently after touching high-tension wires at the train station in the north Indian city of Kanpur. His companion came to the rescue and was captured on camera lifting the friend's motionless body, shaking it, dipping it into a mud puddle and biting its head and skin - working until the hurt monkey regained consciousness.Video below the fold.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 26, 2014 08:19 AM (jmIQu)
Posted by: HH at December 26, 2014 08:19 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 26, 2014 08:19 AM (yAC3X)
Posted by: redenzo at December 26, 2014 08:20 AM (WCnJW)
Expropriation [for the Chinese canal] law upsets peasants, environmentalists. 30 arrested nationwide. President Daniel Ortega dubbed a 'traitor'.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kdbdbs6
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 08:22 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 08:23 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2014 08:24 AM (ZNQKl)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 08:25 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2014 08:26 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving a Chinese invention that goes BOOM at December 26, 2014 08:27 AM (baiNQ)
And monkeys wouldn't stand around recording it on their cellphones.
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:28 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Pastorius at December 26, 2014 08:28 AM (gMAUH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 08:29 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:30 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Pastorius at December 26, 2014 08:28 AM (gMAUH)
Chemtrails......gotta be.
Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2014 08:30 AM (ZNQKl)
I find this story a little disturbing, rather than a feel good, for some reason. I must be a speciesist.
....I guess I'm glad the dirty Indian vermin nuisance monkey is okay?
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at December 26, 2014 08:31 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 26, 2014 08:31 AM (BLFGI)
Is it security cam footage?
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:31 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 08:31 AM (MMWhx)
So BenK also can't post a pic without bring teh tiny print.
Perhaps Y-not or DiT could give ace and the other cobs a quick lesson.
And I knew if I started typing lyrics I could bring up a new one.
It's at the bottom of the last thread.
Can't stick around, lucky you's guys.
Print even smaller than ONT.
Later
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 26, 2014 08:31 AM (jGqoT)
Posted by: Ms. M at December 26, 2014 08:32 AM (MBEYv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, Shakespearean monkey supervisor at December 26, 2014 08:35 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:35 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:31 AM (MMC8r)
***
It's got some panning and zooming so probably not.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 08:36 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 08:38 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Pixies at December 26, 2014 08:40 AM (YCG8H)
Villein, I only let a monkey write Timon of Athens.
And now thou hast at last understood why that play sucketh so badly.
Posted by: Willy Shaespeare at December 26, 2014 08:40 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: dr kill at December 26, 2014 08:41 AM (ifjKw)
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 08:42 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:44 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 08:44 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitt at December 26, 2014 08:51 AM (3ZtZW)
From what I saw, Franco was unbelievably bad, so bad it's hard to evaluate the rest of the movie.
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:53 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: RWC - Almost time for Krampus!! at December 26, 2014 08:53 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at December 26, 2014 08:54 AM (jpc8l)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 26, 2014 08:54 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 26, 2014 08:55 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 08:58 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2014 08:59 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 26, 2014 09:01 AM (go5uR)
Ha! Just think of the possibilities for MonkeyMan.
He could fling super-powered poo at bad guys.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 09:01 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:02 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: the monkey at December 26, 2014 09:02 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:04 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Robert Palmer at December 26, 2014 09:04 AM (LTX9P)
Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at December 26, 2014 09:05 AM (wXD2C)
Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at December 26, 2014 09:05 AM (LTX9P)
Posted by: Robert Palmer at December 26, 2014 09:04 AM (LTX9P
To life,
Posted by: Peter Gabriel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:06 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:07 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:07 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:07 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: tsj017 at December 26, 2014 09:08 AM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:08 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at December 26, 2014 09:08 AM (LTX9P)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:07 AM (l1zOH)
Amen, brother.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:08 AM (zF6Iw)
I'm willing to bet it would have done dismally in the Box Office all on its own. No NORK threat was necessary. If anything, the NORKs generated more interest in a movie that wouldn't even be remembered in 2 years' time.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:09 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at December 26, 2014 09:08 AM (LTX9P
Who knows, maybe the monkey is addicted to love, monkey style.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:09 AM (l1zOH)
You want to write these Communication and Integration tests (and test fixtures) for me? It's tedious, but at least it's something to do...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:10 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: no good deed at December 26, 2014 09:10 AM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:10 AM (kff5f
considering i have no idea what you are talking about, do you really want me taking tests for you????? Besides, you just got this new job you don't need to be losing it on my account.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:11 AM (l1zOH)
one touched the catenary and dropped dead,
four little monkeys jumping on a bed...
Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at December 26, 2014 09:11 AM (wXD2C)
I learned some technique details I hadn't known before, too (I had to finish it in the oven for the last hour because I couldn't get enough heat in my smoker- I figured out how to overcome that too late).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Huh. I'll take that as a "maybe."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:13 AM (0FSuD)
That's some high-stakes tightrope walking right there, my friend.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:13 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 26, 2014 09:14 AM (FG1UN)
Posted by: the monkey at December 26, 2014 09:14 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 09:14 AM (XzRw1)
A hit monkey if you will.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 09:14 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 26, 2014 09:14 AM (FG1UN)
Huh. I'll take that as a "maybe."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26,
Sure, send 'em this way.
I also got a new smoker. I have the heat thing down, I just don't have the "smoke" thing down yet with 2 different food runs and a couple of practice runs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:14 AM (l1zOH)
I reviewed y'day but I'll recap. First hour made me giggle quite a bit. Second hour not so much. Movie was too long. They could have cut a lot out and been just fine.
Not total crap but not a classic either.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 09:15 AM (MMWhx)
One manager here but he won't be here for long.
Think I'll order up a keg and some dancing girls later on.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 09:16 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 26, 2014 09:16 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 26, 2014 09:16 AM (06U11)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:16 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:16 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:17 AM (0FSuD)
Actually it doesn't, I just didn't have anything clever to say.
Posted by: Mega at December 26, 2014 09:17 AM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitt at December 26, 2014 09:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 09:18 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:18 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 09:18 AM (MMWhx)
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 09:18 AM (7ObY1)
I've never had problems with the smoke, but I use mesquite which is very, very good for smoking.
My understanding is that if you're going to use charcoal (for heat) and a wood like hickory or apple for the smoke, you want to soak the wood chunks for a good 8 - 12 hours (or you use a whole lot of wood chunks) to make sure you get the most smoke out of them.
I don't have to worry about that with mesquite- it burns for quite a while all on its own. My smoke ring was a good 1/4 inch all the way around once we cut the brisket.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:20 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 09:22 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: An Observation at December 26, 2014 09:23 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:20 AM (kff5f
Sounds delicious. Mine is an electric on with a pan and cover for wood chips. The instructions state that the chips are to be soaked. Can't get enough smoke. Went dry chips, smoke is better. Going with a finer chip/saw dust next time and see where it goes. My smoker is pretty air tight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:23 AM (l1zOH)
"Clear!"
Has a whole new meaning, doesn't it?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:26 AM (kff5f)
Minus the post-CPR parasite grooming . . .
Posted by: Far Post at December 26, 2014 09:26 AM (6srcI)
Posted by: Beavis at December 26, 2014 09:26 AM (jpc8l)
I'm shocked by this language misuse, shocked I tell you!
Posted by: CPT Renault at December 26, 2014 09:27 AM (fL/7/)
============
LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN MONKEY BOY
Posted by: Colossus at December 26, 2014 09:27 AM (FFqaj)
Hello again from Way Down Here where it's Saturday in Sydney ..
Bedtime here, and I didn't realise how late it was because I've spent the last hour trying to get a Twitter account with no success
Mama AJ posted a nice kitty pic on Twitter, so I thought I could do that too
Twitter does not want me it seems
There was no way I could verify my email account according to the Twitter people, kept on getting redirected to posting another email account - I don't have another bloody account !
Good night everyone, and have a lovely yesterday - I'll leave you with this article on the start of the Sydney to Hobart yacht race - gorgeous pics of this beautiful city!
http://goo.gl/0rzbEF
Posted by: aussie at December 26, 2014 09:28 AM (b/1aA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:30 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 09:30 AM (mx5oN)
Heh-heh... heh-heh-heh
Posted by: Beavis at December 26, 2014 09:26 AM (jpc8l)
Better him than me!
Posted by: The Toaster at December 26, 2014 09:31 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: The Guy who asks about dead and near dead monkeys at December 26, 2014 09:32 AM (zLOJ1)
But monkeys don't have pockets wherein they can carry loose change.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:32 AM (kff5f)
Heh-heh... heh-heh-heh
Posted by: Beavis at December 26, 2014 09:26 AM (jpc8l)
Better him than me!
Posted by: The Toaster at December 26, 2014 09:31 AM (mx5oN)
Really?
Posted by: The Couch F*cker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:32 AM (vPh3W)
That monkey there was only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 09:30 AM (mx5oN)
So now there is a dead dead, rape rape?
It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:33 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 09:33 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitt at December 26, 2014 09:34 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitt at December 26, 2014 09:34 AM (3ZtZW)
Goats.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 09:35 AM (mx5oN)
So now there is a dead dead, rape rape?
It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:33 AM (0FSuD)
Love the one you're with.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:35 AM (vPh3W)
OW! Dammit, I thought I told you not to bit me! Sh!t that hurts!
Wut? I should be grateful or something? after you dragged me thru the mud?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 26, 2014 09:36 AM (VvOZ5)
So now there is a dead dead, rape rape?
It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:33 AM (0FSuD)
Love the one you're with.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:35 AM (vPh3W)
Do do do do do do do-do!
Do do do do do do do-do!
Do do do do do do do-do!
Do-do-do! Do-do-do!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 09:36 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 09:37 AM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Martel the Hammer at December 26, 2014 09:38 AM (EWQg3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)
Daystrom Institute M-5.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 26, 2014 09:38 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)
I am so stealing that line.
Posted by: JimK at December 26, 2014 09:39 AM (KQHmI)
Posted by: Chimpster A Arthur at December 26, 2014 09:40 AM (zLOJ1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:13 AM (0FSuD)
It was borderline the first time.
Any reason to repeat it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 09:41 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Zoombieland at December 26, 2014 09:41 AM (FGEvF)
You, sir, are a terrible American.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)
Hey, the moment you brought that up that song got stuck in my head. The only caring and responsible thing to do was share.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 09:42 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Heralder at December 26, 2014 09:43 AM (/Mxso)
Good news, everyone. Republicans look to use their new Senate majority to easily confirm The O's historic first AG pick Loretta Lynch.
http://tinyurl.com/oapcavm
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 09:43 AM (kdS6q)
Yeah, see my post around 78. Firefox crashed and when I rebooted, I assumed the first post did not post.
So I posted it again.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:43 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at December 26, 2014 09:43 AM (wXD2C)
Yep. That's *exactly* the news I wanted to start my Boxing Day.
Which, I hear, is a Kangaroo's favorite holiday.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:45 AM (kff5f)
Good news, everyone. Republicans look to use their new Senate
majority to easily confirm The O's historic first AG pick Loretta Lynch.
Sweet. Best of luck to them in the coming years.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 09:45 AM (XzRw1)
And Republicans are repelling in horror from state level tax reform, because they would to like have to cut spending and stuff:
http://tinyurl.com/nageb2q
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 09:45 AM (kdS6q)
So now we are going to racist AG II. Her dad was a fire brand preacher and she carries the torch.
God help up.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 09:46 AM (0FSuD)
Of course.
But we just had to vote for them to keep the country from falling completely into the hands of the left, remember?
As Grandfather Poppins used to say, "if voting could really change anything, it would be illegal."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:46 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Michael Vick at December 26, 2014 09:46 AM (3ZtZW)
11 The sad part is that that monkey shows more resourcefulness and concern than the majority of Americans could muster today.
And monkeys wouldn't stand around recording it on their cellphones.
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 08:28 AM (MMC8r)
True dat.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 26, 2014 09:47 AM (bWFHa)
Oh wait, you mean the Republican leaders are Boehner and McConnell, forget about, we won't even get Democrat-lite results with them in charge!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 26, 2014 09:47 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Coco Biden at December 26, 2014 09:49 AM (FGEvF)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 26, 2014 09:50 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 09:50 AM (Zu3d9)
Thanks to GOPe and RNC treachery, I was denied a Republican Senator, but I guess that's OK, because it wouldn't have been allowed to make a difference!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 26, 2014 09:51 AM (fL/7/)
And in unreservedly good news:
A man angry at American Airlines employees for wishing passengers "Merry Christmas" as they boarded was kicked off a plane. The unidentified flyer was boarding a flight from New York's LaGuardia Airport to Dallas on Tuesday morning when the gate agent checking boarding passes greeted him with the well-worn phrase, NYPost.com reported.
After barking at the employee that not everyone celebrates the holiday and continuing toward the jet, the cranky traveler was met by a flight attendant who also wished him a "Merry Christmas," the report said. The man then began "lecturing" the pilot and flight attendants, refusing to clam down.
When he was removed from the flight, other passengers clapped and cheered, the Post said.
Ho ho ho.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 09:52 AM (kdS6q)
As to "The Interview", I have seen nothing put out yet by those two schmoes who star in it worthy of pissing on should it catch fire, so why should this be any different?
The cultural icons of Millennials are a pathetic lot of poseurs and hacks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 26, 2014 09:52 AM (bWFHa)
G'mornin everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 26, 2014 09:52 AM (go6ud)
123 AllenG
"Yep. That's *exactly* the news I wanted to start my Boxing Day.
Which, I hear, is a Kangaroo's favorite holiday"
I've said goodnight, but I can't sleep just yet....the latest boxing kangaroo video...posted this a few days ago, and it's rather good - Roo V Drone
http://goo.gl/TXrTgW
Posted by: aussie at December 26, 2014 09:53 AM (b/1aA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:53 AM (vPh3W)
When he was removed from the flight, other passengers clapped and cheered, the Post said.
Ho ho ho.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 09:52 AM (kdS6q)
They should have given Mr. Scrooge the special wheel well seat...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 26, 2014 09:54 AM (bWFHa)
Now, Republicans are rethinking how aggressive they can be on taxes in light of the projected $279 million revenue gap that's plaguing Kansas this year - shortfalls that resulted in the state's credit rating being downgraded and nearly booted the Republican from office in a state that bleeds red.
Of course, Republicans aren't ditching supply-side economic theory or tax cuts. But they're considering ways to avoid Kansas' troubles. Their takeaways include smaller cuts over extended periods of time, stopgaps to protect revenues - and avoiding overpromising.
I notice that none of their remedies seem to include "reduce the size and scope of government" or "provide fewer services."
Funny about that. It's almost as if they *like* State Control of our lives...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:54 AM (kff5f)
I thought he was a coal miner.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 09:54 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: aussie at December 26, 2014 09:54 AM (b/1aA)
Some people gots way too much time on dey hands!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 26, 2014 09:54 AM (fL/7/)
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Is that anything like Miracle Whip? I hate Miracle Whip.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:54 AM (vPh3W)
THAT may be the "feel-good story of the day."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:56 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 09:56 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:57 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 09:57 AM (kff5f
There are 2 people in our dept at the home office and me out here in the hinterlands.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:58 AM (vPh3W)
There is nothing to do today. Why am I even here?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:59 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: AL SHARPIE at December 26, 2014 09:59 AM (JdEZJ)
You like getting paid and you didn't have PTO to use?
That's my excuse.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:00 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2014 10:00 AM (v5UtH)
There is nothing to do today. Why am I even here?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014
You want to be a top 10 Commenter?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:00 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 10:00 AM (XzRw1)
The way I tell the difference is that when the sewage plant blows up and covers me in excrement, I feel cleaner!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 26, 2014 10:01 AM (fL/7/)
That's my excuse.
Oh, I've got plenty of time. But nobody to cover for me. Except for Monday, which will be nice. And I do like getting paid.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:01 AM (zF6Iw)
They don't pay you to stay home, basically.
Posted by: Bigby's Helpful Hands at December 26, 2014 10:02 AM (3ZtZW)
Looks like Kansas misjudged the Laffer Curve, and simultaneously assumed more business generation from tax cuts. So they slashed their income tax rate (and exempted a whole bunch of businesses entirely- which not only shrinks the rate, but (more importantly) the tax base), but assumed that they could continue with the same spending.
Oops.
Frankly, were I in Kansas, that wouldn't hurt my feelings too much- and I'd be telling my State Rep "you don't have enough money? Fine, cut spending."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:03 AM (kff5f)
They don't pay you to stay home, basically.
Posted by: Bigby's Helpful Hands at December 26, 2014 10:02 AM (3ZtZW)
They pay me to stay home and work......and I'm out of work. Sort of. Or at least enthusiasm.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:03 AM (vPh3W)
Brand New Underwear.
Posted by: jwest at December 26, 2014 10:04 AM (vwlGK)
Posted by: Paladin at December 26, 2014 10:04 AM (3nP4h)
The last person on my team to come in normally gets in around 10. If he's not here then, I'm leaving and "working from home" for the rest of the day.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:04 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:04 AM (7ObY1)
Nip, as a "friend" watch it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 09:53 AM (vPh3W)
I did denounce myself! ha ha.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 10:05 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 09:59 AM (zF6Iw)
Same here. We normally have 40 or so people in the office. Today, it's six.
Even my long-term projects are done.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 26, 2014 10:05 AM (vgIRn)
LA Times hit piece. Kind of.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 10:05 AM (XzRw1)
I know. The problem is that any work today won't come in until around 11.00, and then in short bursts that I can dash off in minutes. But (touch wood), I'll be able to leave around 1.30 - 2.00. I won't be back on a regular work day routine until the 5th of January.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:05 AM (zF6Iw)
Be sure to email your manager about an involved technical issue some time today.
Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 10:06 AM (Ua6T/)
Slept late. Feel great. Two consequences of having a grand Christmas feast at the kids' place. Also, in the morning, the after party mess is elsewhere!
Anybody send out a search party for Vic? Entering start-to-be-concerned territory.
Posted by: mindful webworker - inn the aftermath at December 26, 2014 10:06 AM (UOsvH)
Oak works pretty well for both heat and smoke as well. It takes very little charcoal when I use a couple good sized chunks of oak (the trick is getting the oak started well enough at the beginning).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 26, 2014 10:06 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 10:07 AM (0FSuD)
Now that is so very, very true. I have a feeling I'll be borrowing Grandfather Poppins' saying.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:07 AM (7ObY1)
Be sure to email your manager about an involved technical issue some time today.
Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 10:06 AM (Ua6T/
Great advice. Mine will call sometime today just to see if I'm in. He's so predictable.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:07 AM (vPh3W)
I can tell you what it doesn't, though.
It sure as hell ain't the Story of Obama.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 26, 2014 10:07 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 26, 2014 10:08 AM (0HooB)
They don't pay you to stay home, basically.
Posted by: Bigby's Helpful Hands at December 26, 2014 10:02 AM (3ZtZW)
That's pretty much why I'm here.
In other news, my checkup went well this morning. I won't find out the bloodwork results until Monday, but the doctor seemed happy with everything else.
Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2014 10:09 AM (zoehZ)
Quietest work day of the year though, the day after Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 26, 2014 10:09 AM (AC0lD)
Note to self...don't answer the phone the day after a holiday.
Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at December 26, 2014 10:09 AM (wXD2C)
Got that covered. Without delving into the pigdin Swahili, I'm working on a code base that has almost no valid test coverage. So I'm fixing that. But to fix that, I have to do a lot of research into how the code currently works, which means not a lot of coding necessarily gets done.
In fact, between posting here, I'm trying to figure out how to generate a fake instance of our core business object (for other developers out there- it has to be more than a "Fake" or a "Mock" because I have to be able to do anything to it the system might be able to do, but for testing purposes, I have to be able simply to assert it's existence in a given state. Fun work really, with some stretches of sheer tedium).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:09 AM (kff5f)
No one ever does that for me.
Posted by: the chicken at December 26, 2014 10:09 AM (CSXsy)
I can tell you what it doesn't, though.
It sure as hell ain't the Story of Obama.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 26, 2014 10:07 AM (xq1UY)
Leave it alone Nip
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:09 AM (vPh3W)
They soak it in Jack Daniel's.
There are good reasons for this, but it still draws the odd joke or two.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 26, 2014 10:10 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 10:10 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:11 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: All Fymynysts Everywhere at December 26, 2014 10:11 AM (KBvAm)
No one ever does that for me.
Posted by: the chicken at December 26, 2014 10:09 AM (CSXsy)
I try to be long gone before you regain consciousness.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 26, 2014 10:11 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Jeff Miller at December 26, 2014 10:11 AM (S4Gzv)
I'm just not doing it
Well, paperwork. Blech. I do have 2 field visits lined up so maybe I'll visit a sale somewhere on lunch...
Posted by: Bigby's Helpful Hands at December 26, 2014 10:13 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 10:13 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 10:13 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 26, 2014 10:14 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 10:13 AM (0FSuD)
Oh I know that, just didn't want you to comment and get into anymore hot water.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:15 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at December 26, 2014 10:16 AM (c+gwp)
Which brings up a couple of oddities: when sentenced to hang, it was "to hang until dead." I'm pretty that first snap of the rope should do it, but...also, I believe one can drown w/out dying.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 26, 2014 10:18 AM (5buP8)
The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) sent a Christmas message to President Juan Manuel Santos [of Colombia] and military officers demanding that all military operations against them be stopped. Wounded soldier to be released.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l3ahrxo
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 10:19 AM (t//F+)
Also, worshipped as a god by millions of hindus who offer him milk at various smelly gatherings.
Posted by: Bigby's Helpful Hands at December 26, 2014 10:19 AM (3ZtZW)
Unless their Christmas message also included the phrase "We surrender" my response would be: "Merry Christmas. Go f*ck yourselves."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:22 AM (kff5f)
There is nothing to do today. Why am I even here?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
The alternative is you take the day off, and behind your back someone, usually management, does an end run around standard procedures, because "emergency you guys!" and now you get to spend endless hours "just cleaning up the paperwork."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 10:23 AM (kdS6q)
http://tinyurl.com/7d47wnz
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 10:23 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 26, 2014 10:23 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bigby's Helpful Hands at December 26, 2014 10:24 AM (3ZtZW)
I don't know enough about Colombia to know if FARC are the "good guys" or "bad guys." That was a more general: "Hey, y'all are the rebels here. I'm not obligated to stop killing you and release any prisoners at any point, and certainly not before you have laid down your own arms."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:24 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 10:24 AM (CSXsy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - diplo matt at December 26, 2014 10:25 AM (Yzubb)
That one has an explanation. Really bad crimes were punished by hanging, then cutting them down still alive, followed by drawing and quartering or removing their entrails and casting them into a fire before their still-dying eyes.
So, hanging "until they were dead" had to be specified.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:27 AM (7ObY1)
Yep. Hanging as a punishment existed before the concept of short-drop v long-drop ever did. Often you'd be lifted in the air by the noose- so it was a form of strangulation.
So you'd be "hanged by the neck" and the amount of time could vary. See the execution scene of Braveheart for one example. I believe (though I'm not sure about this) that you could also receive lesser punishments- sort of an "if you survive this, you'll have paid your debt to society" sort of thing.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 10:27 AM (kff5f)
My new Kindle Paperwhite does not. What am I doing incorrectly or did they remove that feature on the new KPW?
I know one of you will know this, I have faith!
Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 10:28 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Electro-Monkey at December 26, 2014 10:29 AM (FcR7P)
Turns out the guy is singing "the trumpets they go..." (followed by trumpet riff.)
These crazy kids today with their rock and roll music, I tells ya.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:30 AM (7ObY1)
my FARCs Occupied Wall Street and caused many MILFs to pass out.
Posted by: Official Obama Approved Revolutionary Humor at December 26, 2014 10:30 AM (KBvAm)
Hopefully he has insurance coverage through Blue Ass/Blue Shield...
Posted by: THE TICK at December 26, 2014 10:30 AM (b+jgQ)
Usually, but if the hangman is incompetent or misjudges the distance of the drop, a condemned prisoner can strangle to death, which is what happened to the Lincoln assassin Lewis Powell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:33 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Monkey Romney at December 26, 2014 10:34 AM (zLOJ1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 10:34 AM (vPh3W)
And monkeys wouldn't stand around recording it on their cellphones.
Posted by: ---
One of them did.
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 10:34 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:35 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:36 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2014 10:36 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 26, 2014 10:36 AM (0HooB)
according to EFE news agency, TFG is floating trial balloons to allow FMLN bomb-maker Oscar Lopez Rivera to go free. You know, because of Cuba and everything. Lopez Rivera was sentenced in various charges including terrorism and conspiracy 23 years ago when his Chicago apartment was raided and discovered to have explosives, bomb making materials, maps and instructions on insurrection
And almost no furniture.
Can't find anything else about it except a fluff-piece at the Huffington Post
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 10:36 AM (t//F+)
Usually, but if the hangman is incompetent or misjudges the distance of the drop, a condemned prisoner can strangle to death, which is what happened to the Lincoln assassin Lewis Powell.
Which is why I always argue for a 60 ft drop with a 50 ft rope. #NoStrangulation
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 10:36 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2014 10:37 AM (V3IoZ)
Posted by: Liberian Bushmeat Guy at December 26, 2014 10:37 AM (HUdAz)
Stick around for the vivisection symposium.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:36 AM (7ObY1)
Convivial vivisection!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:38 AM (mx5oN)
I have one week to be packed up for the move to AK. Holy crap. I mean, crap everywhere, not in boxes.
Panic time.
Then again, if it ain't packed, it ain't going, so it doesn't have to be unpacked..... hmmm.....
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 26, 2014 10:38 AM (g+qqc)
**beckons enticingly**
**plays monkey harp music**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, well I'll be a monkey's uncle. at December 26, 2014 10:38 AM (NeFrd)
There are charts for rope length based on weight!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 10:38 AM (Zu3d9)
I pulled the lever, but before he fell I cut him lose
They called it a conspiracy, and that I had to die
So to close our mouths and kill our minds, they hung us side-by-side
And now we're two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all
Two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 26, 2014 10:38 AM (rwI+c)
Scientists create artificial sperm from skin
I believe this fall's in the category of "you're doing it wrong."
Jingle balls
Posted by: mindful webworker - scien test at December 26, 2014 10:39 AM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Man with the Stetson at December 26, 2014 10:39 AM (9+Udi)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 26, 2014 10:40 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Man with the Stetson at December 26, 2014 10:39 AM (9+Udi)
That was a different vid altogether...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:40 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 26, 2014 10:40 AM (OZmbA)
Try again. You'll nut sooner or later.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:41 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien at December 26, 2014 10:41 AM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 26, 2014 10:42 AM (OZmbA)
Rick Wakeman played keyboards on it, pre-YES.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 26, 2014 10:42 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:43 AM (vPh3W)
Feature or bug.
Posted by: Jean at December 26, 2014 10:43 AM (TETYm)
www dot simianhut dot com
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 10:43 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I c ded pipl at December 26, 2014 10:44 AM (Yzubb)
the Colombian government being hosted in Cuba. Their relative positions are
demonstrated by the fact they are trying to start negotiations and the
Colombian government is arguing about the shape of the table.
I have some friends who have had several members of their immediate family killed by FARC. They are not a debating society.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 10:44 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Helpful Handy guy not named Jack at December 26, 2014 10:44 AM (zLOJ1)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 26, 2014 09:50 AM (MbqmP)
****
Looks like he somehow avoided screwing the pooch.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, well I'll be a monkey's uncle. at December 26, 2014 10:44 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2014 10:45 AM (7X4hH)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 26, 2014 10:47 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 10:24 AM (CSXsy)
That happened to an ancestor of mine, St. Oliver Plunkett:
http://goo.gl/AIkx4N
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:48 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, half dead monkey at December 26, 2014 10:49 AM (NeFrd)
In 1921, traveling hangman, Orville Stetson, was widely celebrated for his special series of Holiday Executions, titled "Dance of the Sock Monkeys".
During which the condemned were dressed as Sock Monkeys,
and hanged using bungie cord from a seventy foot platform.
#realhistoryyouguys
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2014 10:49 AM (KBvAm)
Doh. Those words were stupid YEARS ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 10:49 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, half dead monkey at December 26, 2014 10:49 AM (NeFrd)
I see he was Primate of all Ireland.
Could he cast lightning bolts?
Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 10:50 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 10:50 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 10:52 AM (H/5vA)
have staged yet another 'protest'. This time, one of their members
stormed the Vatican nativity scene on Christmas day and tried to kidnap
the baby Jesus.
Nice girls.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 10:52 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, half dead monkey at Dec
Yeah, well where does monkey see, monkey do come from?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:52 AM (vPh3W)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, half dead monkey at December 26, 2014 10:52 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 26, 2014 10:52 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:52 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: EMT Union Guy at December 26, 2014 10:53 AM (HUdAz)
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at December 26, 2014 10:53 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, half dead monkey at Dec
Yeah, well where does monkey see, monkey do come from?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Brothers and cousins.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 10:53 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 10:54 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 10:54 AM (MQEz6)
A friend once railroaded me into seeing a monkey show.
I shoulda kicked him in the caboose.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2014 10:55 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 26, 2014 10:47 AM (go5uR)
You don't like sex...do you...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 10:55 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:56 AM (zF6Iw)
------
Why are they so incredibly, uncontrollably, irrationally, stupidly angry?
Hey, sugartits, relax, have a drink, get shagged.
Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 10:56 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 10:57 AM (vPh3W)
widely acclaimed movie 'Selma' about the 1965 Civil Rights movement has
disappointed at least one moviegoer: a leading historian of President
Lyndon B. Johnson.
The director of the LBJ
Presidential Library in Austin, which hosted a major civil rights summit
this year that was headlined by four U.S. presidents, said the film
that opens in theatres Thursday incorrectly portrays Johnson as an
obstructionist to the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Drudge
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (XzRw1)
They're playing chase, and catch.
I can sympathize with the little rodent's terror, but that's life and death in the great outdoors, and the Creators have deemed that mice do make the perfect edible cat toys.
Posted by: mindful webworker - top dog among the cats at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (geVJ9)
****
You should have seen the Catholic outreach mission's video of treating bishops for head injuries after they had been bopped.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (NeFrd)
*shudders*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (RzZOc)
Hey, sugartits, relax,
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (H/5vA)
If only they were angry about actual threats to women I would be able to understand them just a little bit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2014 10:59 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 26, 2014 10:59 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 10:59 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2014 11:00 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (Zu3d9)
-----
Amen.
Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 11:01 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: A Proud FEMEN Dad at December 26, 2014 11:02 AM (4IFRz)
To the delight of the Swiss Guards and their halliards, hopefully.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 26, 2014 11:03 AM (rwI+c)
Presidential Library in Austin....said the film
that opens in theatres Thursday incorrectly portrays Johnson as an
obstructionist to the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Welcome to the party, pal!
Posted by: Every Republican politician in film, real or imagined at December 26, 2014 11:03 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 10:58 AM (Zu3d9
If only they were angry about something that happened in the past day instead of dredging up shit from 20 years ago I would be able to understand them just a little bit.
Not a FIFY but my thoughts on things.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:04 AM (vPh3W)
Dear FEMEN,
Please take your side show to muslim countries, like the especially fun place, Syria. Let us know how it goes with your "edgy" protests.
Sincerely,
Everyone who isn't a dipshit attention whore
Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 11:04 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 26, 2014 11:04 AM (rwI+c)
On the upside, I get to infect the damn cat with the parasite-
Toxoplasma gondii
which may make into the owner's brain.
So...yeah, it's all good. The Creator made ol' Toxie too.
Posted by: Field Mouse Being Used as a Cat Chew Toy at December 26, 2014 11:05 AM (KBvAm)
Halberds, I suspect. Halliards have their place but lack a certain something as a weapon, unless you are going to be hanging folks.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 26, 2014 11:05 AM (FG1UN)
Don't tell AtC.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 11:07 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 11:07 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:07 AM (CSXsy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:04 AM (vPh3W)
If the women of the world had to suffer only the depredations of the Roman Catholic Church instead of their real enemies...Islam....they would be much, much better off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:07 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:07 AM (NeFrd)
Yay, the Swiss Guards are going sailing!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:07 AM (NeFrd
Swiss Miss for beverages?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:08 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 11:07 AM (MMC8r)
****
Spidermonkey, duh.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:08 AM (NeFrd)
As long as it stays in India. I don't think we need a monkey that can fling poo at supersonic speeds over here.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 26, 2014 11:09 AM (FG1UN)
But they're still psycho beyotches.
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/04/ femen-stages-a-topless-jihad/100487/
Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2014 11:09 AM (ABcz/)
Apparently they need to learn some history.
The original "Feminism" (say... starting with Susan B Anthony) was only really possible in a Christian society wherein women we at least coming to be seen as morally equal to men.
Other societies before that? Not so much.
So it is only (or at least "primarily") because of Christianity that these shrieking harpies are able to whine about their current picayune "grievances" in the first place.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 11:09 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Swiss Navy at December 26, 2014 11:09 AM (KBvAm)
We'd like to study this further......Maybe a grant of $500,000 to get things rolling?
Posted by: HHS at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (ABcz/)
But, of course!
Posted by: The Swiss Navy at December 26, 2014 11:09 AM (KBvAm)
PRO TIP: Never bring a halyard to a knife fight.
Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (4IFRz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 11:11 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (4IFRz)
Agreed. That would be the wrong tack to take....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:12 AM (Zu3d9)
The lower they are on the food chain, the worse it gets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:12 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (CSXsy)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (4IFRz)
Agreed. That would be the wrong tack to take....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:12 AM (Zu3d9)
Any port in a storm. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (zF6Iw)
And now we have our shield against Pakastani nukes.
We call it the "Poo Dome".
Posted by: India Defense Force at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (KBvAm)
Just one of so many natural things ready to attack us - it's like Australia everywhere our there! Shelter in place! Don't go outside! (Hm, this reminds me of someone...?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - naturally at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (4IFRz)
****
Unless you are just going to be sparring.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (4IFRz)
Agreed. That would be the wrong tack to take....
When the winds of fate change.....
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 11:14 AM (H/5vA)
C'mon, leave the poor auto-correct besot fool alone.
One gaff should not lead to this many puns.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 11:14 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (4IFRz)
Agreed. That would be the wrong tack to take....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:12 AM (Zu3d9)
Any port in a storm. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (zF6Iw
I hear the lee side is quiet this time of year.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:14 AM (l1zOH)
Didn't they start out protesting Putin? Guess they figured their life expectancy was a little higher harassing priests and devout Catholics.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 26, 2014 11:14 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:12 AM (l1zOH)
Oh I don't know. Life can be pretty good for someone who's fast on their pseudopods.
Posted by: An Amoeba at December 26, 2014 11:14 AM (4IFRz)
And the higher up they are, the more vulnerable to disruptions in the food chain.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 26, 2014 11:14 AM (FG1UN)
Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2014 11:10 AM (4IFRz)
Agreed. That would be the wrong tack to take....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:12 AM (Zu3d9)
Any port in a storm. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 26, 2014 11:13 AM (zF6Iw)
You guys aft to stop with the puns.
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:15 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:15 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 11:14 AM (H/5vA)
It's tough to stay on an even keel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:15 AM (Zu3d9)
The lower they are on the food chain, the worse it gets.
Charlotte's Web it's not.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 11:16 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:15 AM (MQEz6)
You will bow to our wit.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:16 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - fleet of foot at December 26, 2014 11:16 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 26, 2014 11:16 AM (4IFRz)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 11:16 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:15 AM (MQEz6)
That's the sprit.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 26, 2014 11:17 AM (vgIRn)
One gaff should not lead to this many puns.
Seal clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 11:17 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:17 AM (NeFrd)
Reports of plane flying banner in New York City, near George Washington Bridge, that reads 'De Blasio Our Backs Are Turned on You' - @KarenChristenze, @DanScavino
Posted by: Meremortal at December 26, 2014 11:17 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:17 AM (CSXsy)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:17 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:15 AM (MQEz6)
That's the sprit.
Posted by: Just Some Guy
I bow to your wit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Truthful Literate Spider Spinning Word Message in Web at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (KBvAm)
Okay. At this point it's like some teenage girl saying, "I'm not talking to you!!!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (CSXsy)
Considering you can be whipped for showing ankle, when they were nude and shoving the quran up their asses did anyone care?
Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 11:19 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 26, 2014 11:19 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: andy
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I'm on board with that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:20 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 11:20 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: andycanuck
Zoom! To the moon, Alice!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 26, 2014 11:20 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:20 AM (NeFrd)
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Wait, was there a time when FEMEN were on your, "these gals make sense list?"
Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 11:20 AM (A98Xu)
They protest for all sorts of rad fem stuff, some of it good (like against stoning and sex slave trafficking) and some of it more typical (pro abortion, pro SSM, etc.). They are what Marcotte et. al. would be if they were ever motivated enough to do anything more that whine on twitter.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 26, 2014 11:20 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 26, 2014 11:21 AM (4IFRz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:21 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: andy
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I'm on board with that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:20 AM (l1zOH)
Don't mess with andy.
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:22 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:22 AM (NeFrd)
I'll deck the next moron that makes a nautical pun.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (CSXsy)
I promise I'll take the high rode.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2014 11:22 AM (Zu3d9)
Occurs to me there's lots of humans still pretty much in those conditions... psychologically, if not literally.
Posted by: mindful webworker - pop psyche at December 26, 2014 11:24 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:24 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:25 AM (CSXsy)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:24 AM (MQEz6)
****
Now that doesn't make any sense atoll.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 26, 2014 11:25 AM (NeFrd)
Monkey two talks to monkey three.
Monkey three works for Chimp, Chimp, Chimp, and A. G. Orilla, Attorneys at Law.
CCC and O file suit against monkey one for not saving his friend quick enough.
Monkey one looses and has to fork over all his bananas to monkey two.
Moral of the story?
Have at it.
Posted by: A half eaten Banana at December 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zLOJ1)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (CSXsy)
Anchors away, Bub.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:27 AM (l1zOH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:18 AM (CSXsy)
I bow in response to your stern demeanor.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 11:31 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2014 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TallDave at December 26, 2014 12:09 PM (bgGGN)
Posted by: righter at December 26, 2014 12:26 PM (QC4Xw)
or something...
Posted by: somejoe at December 26, 2014 02:13 PM (LvVQC)
Posted by: Mistress NOpe at December 27, 2014 12:35 AM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Tina at December 28, 2014 03:48 AM (WprBO)
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