Jesus has a sense of humor, right? - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

I laughed. Hard.

I hope Jesus did too.

Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season: pic.twitter.com/o7WAfqoQu4
— Inherent Craigé (@CraigR3521) December 20, 2014

Merry Christmas Morons and Moronettes.

*Open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:05 PM

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1 *crunch*

Posted by: jd at December 25, 2014 05:10 PM (3XgVe)

2 Crossfit Jesus!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 05:11 PM (KH1sk)

3 My personal JESUS is in good enough shape to watch over me. And everybody else, too. It would pay to remember that, eh?

Posted by: Erowmero at December 25, 2014 05:13 PM (go5uR)

4 That's nothing! Our St. Joseph got eaten by one of the doggehs so Mary is shacked up with a shepherd now!

Posted by: Y-not at December 25, 2014 05:14 PM (9BRsg)

5 LOL. I hope everyone is having a good Christ Mas so far. I took a short ride this morning. Enough breeze to be exhilarating but not too cold. Now the white Christmas dreamers in the area are getting their wish.

Posted by: PaleRider, click on my sig and vote for Lost Fantasy daily at December 25, 2014 05:17 PM (7w/kf)

6 Next: cardio.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2014 05:17 PM (MQEz6)

7 2 Crossfit Jesus!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 05:11 PM (KH1sk)

Have you accepted Fran as your personal savior?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 25, 2014 05:18 PM (4qS4T)

8 Hans and Franz nod in approval.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2014 05:21 PM (MQEz6)

9 LOL. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 25, 2014 05:22 PM (/jb/S)

10 Merry Christmas and many thanks to Ace, the coblogs, Pixy, and all the morons and moronettes for another great year at the best website in the whole wide world.

Posted by: VA MK Z at December 25, 2014 05:23 PM (x9oEV)

11 Thank you Jesus for putting on frail flesh in order that we might be redeemed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 25, 2014 05:24 PM (/jb/S)

12 Meh. Isaac Newton could squat more than Jesus. It's a scientific fact.

Posted by: Neal DiGrasse Tyson at December 25, 2014 05:28 PM (4qS4T)

13 Merry Christmas Chique!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 05:28 PM (KH1sk)

14 Is that a 10 kilo bale of Mary Jane?

And the Magi brought forth Acapulco gold, frankenscense, and myrrh.

Posted by: Fritz at December 25, 2014 05:30 PM (dVmLD)

15 This thread is a good example of my apparent "problem."

This, verbatim, is what I see as this post:

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"I laughed. Hard.

I hope Jesus did too.

Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season: pic.twitter.com/o7WAfqoQu4

- Inherent Craig (@CraigR3521) December 20, 2014

Merry Christmas Morons and Moronettes.

*Open thread."

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I do not see a picture or image of any kind.

HOWEVER, when I click on the URL (pic.twitter.com/o7WAfqoQu4), I go to a twitter page that has an image (of a nativity).

I that what everyone else experiences? Or, as I suspect, does everyone else actually see the nativity image embedded her at AoS, without having to click on anything?

If so, I have not been able to figure out why I don't see embedded twitter images.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 05:31 PM (K4YiS)

16 Jesus had the Apostles make 40 kilometer runs every morning.

Full pack, too.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2014 05:31 PM (MQEz6)

17 Having given it some thought I have come to the conclusion that Jesus was the very first Christmas present, given to mankind by God.

Posted by: random lurker at December 25, 2014 05:32 PM (WF5ei)

18 Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 05:31 PM (K4YiS)

I don't see the pic until I open the comments.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2014 05:33 PM (MQEz6)

19 I don't see the pic until I open the comments.
Posted by: eman

That's weird -- halfway problem. So you don't see it on the main page, but you DO see it on the dedicated thread page? Highly illogical.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 05:34 PM (K4YiS)

20 Clean up on aisle 14 & 17.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2014 05:34 PM (6hrmc)

21 Jut so everyone's clear on this:

Jesus's birth date is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible. It's assigned to "December 25th" merely out of secular tradition. And that date wasn't adopted until many centuries after his time here on Earth.

Even so, Dec 25 is as good a date as any, and it doesn't hurt to chose that date as opposed to any other to have it as the day of Christ's Mass.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 05:37 PM (K4YiS)

22 Merry Christmas, All Hail Eris! I hope you're enjoying your day.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 25, 2014 05:38 PM (/jb/S)

23 Okay, now I'm seeing the pic before clicking on the comments thingy.

Maybe I was just not waiting long enough.

My Christmas wish is for MUMR to experience a Christmas Miracle and be cured.

Posted by: eman at December 25, 2014 05:39 PM (MQEz6)

24 Jesus has a sense of humor, right?

Why yes, yes he does. We know He does because we are created in the image of God. We laugh because God laughs, we love because God loves. The bad stuff is caused by that corruption thing. Pedagogue Preacher/off

Posted by: Driveby Pedagogue at December 25, 2014 05:42 PM (aPWyt)

25 I heard once that God has a sense of humor but an audience that's afraid to laugh

Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2014 05:45 PM (zOTsN)

26 Merry Christmas to all you maniacs and maniac'ettes !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 25, 2014 05:47 PM (HkkyM)

27 Of course God has a sense of humor.

He created the Platypus, didn't he?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 25, 2014 05:50 PM (JC1sv)

28 Of course God has a sense of humor.

He created the Platypus, didn't he?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 25, 2014 05:50 PM (JC1sv)

29 Boom!

Out of the box, and a double post.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 25, 2014 05:51 PM (JC1sv)

30 Merry Christmas horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 25, 2014 05:51 PM (A4oX7)

31 The Barrel on Christmas ....... man , that sucks .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 25, 2014 05:53 PM (HkkyM)

32 4 That's nothing! Our St. Joseph got eaten by one of the doggehs so Mary is shacked up with a shepherd now!
Posted by: Y-not at December 25, 2014

New definition for Rough Collie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 25, 2014 05:53 PM (A4oX7)

33 Jesus had the Apostles make 40 kilometer runs every morning. Full pack, too.

Stop the grab-assing! Give me 15 laps around the Negev!.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2014 05:56 PM (tJipK)

34 "The Barrel on Christmas ....... man , that sucks ."

Wow, who hung the mistletoe in here?

Oh.....it's not?

Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 25, 2014 05:57 PM (JC1sv)

35 Of course Jesus has a sense of humor, but even he would be casting his eyes heavenward, beseechingly, were he watching "The Interview". As I am at this moment.

Occasionally funny, but a very weird performance by James Franco (for certain values of Franconess). Manchild Rogen is the adult in the room.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 05:57 PM (KH1sk)

36 Merry Christmas, Horde! A very white Christmas here. 10 inches so far with another 3-5 possible. Good thing I have kids to shovel all that global warming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2014 05:59 PM (KFdZd)

37 Where are you, Duke?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 06:00 PM (KH1sk)

38 Yes, God has a sense of humor. Which explains most progs' lack of it.

Posted by: Corona at December 25, 2014 06:02 PM (fh2Y7)

39 Crunches, they work. Was Jesus fat? NO. Did he walk on water? YES.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 25, 2014 06:03 PM (0FSuD)

40 watching "The Interview". As I am at this moment.

Occasionally funny, but a very weird performance by James Franco (for certain values of Franconess). Manchild Rogen is the adult in the room.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 05:57

Curious? Did you pop for the $6 or did you find a free site?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2014 06:04 PM (6hrmc)

41 Eastern Christians celebrate January
6 as Jesus' birthday. (Others do also.)

Posted by: Susanamantha at December 25, 2014 06:04 PM (VOMks)

42
Where are you, Duke?

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Sandy, UT on the east bench of the Wassatch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2014 06:06 PM (KFdZd)

43 39 Crunches, they work. Was Jesus fat? NO. Did he walk on water? YES.

Had he been fat, he wouldn't have needed to walk because he could float.

Posted by: Anachronda can be used as a flotation device at December 25, 2014 06:07 PM (Gp6a2)

44 Riot police had to be called to st marks in St. Louis to protect worshipers at the midnight mass. Sad

Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2014 06:09 PM (zOTsN)

45 From the protestors. Protect them from the protestors. Why protest a church at mass?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2014 06:10 PM (zOTsN)

46 42 Sandy, UT on the east bench of the Wassatch.

There were mysterious white flakes falling from the sky even down here St. George way.

I blame chemtrails.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 25, 2014 06:10 PM (Gp6a2)

47 45 From the protestors. Protect them from the protestors. Why protest a church at mass?
Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2014 06:10 PM (zOTsN)

Because they are evil and hate everything good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 25, 2014 06:11 PM (A4oX7)

48 From the protestors. Protect them from the protestors. Why protest a church at mass?
Posted by: Thunder
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Satan's foot soldiers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2014 06:13 PM (F2IAQ)

49 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2014 06:04 PM (6hrmc)

It's available for free on YouTube.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 06:13 PM (KH1sk)

50 I blame chemtrails.

Posted by: Anachronda
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Condensing CO2.

Posted by: Michael Mann at December 25, 2014 06:14 PM (F2IAQ)

51 41 Eastern Christians celebrate January
6 as Jesus' birthday

Dad always threatened to, so that he could take advantage of the after-Christmas sales when doing his Christmas shopping.

He also always tried to change the channel when the Grinch's heart started growing, claiming that the show had gotten boring.

Ah, Christmas traditions...

Posted by: Anachronda at December 25, 2014 06:14 PM (Gp6a2)

52 It's available for free on YouTube.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 06:13 PM

Hmm? Son #2 said he went to YouTube and they wanted six bucks, but only computers. Not available on mobile devices..

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2014 06:20 PM (6hrmc)

53 Mama was too sick to spend Christmas Eve with all of us.. today I went over and spent the afternoon helping her shower, doing laundry, stripped her bed and re-made it, watched parts of two movies with her. The boys came over with leftovers and her gifts from us. We opened all the gifts and an old ladies day was made. Not your typical Christmas day but oh well.. she was happy and that's all that mattered.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 25, 2014 06:21 PM (/IQip)

54 Merry Christmas and a Much Better New Year to all 'rons, 'ettes and everybody at AoSHq.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 25, 2014 06:22 PM (PHyNn)

55 Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2014 06:20 PM (6hrmc)
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Well I did my patriotic duty and wasted 5.95 for it on Google. Then I remembered it was showing on YouTube and brought it up. So you have to pay on YT also?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 25, 2014 06:28 PM (KH1sk)

56 >>>From the protestors. Protect them from the protestors. Why protest a church at mass?
.
.
.
.Because it was on the list the #Ferguson Protest Group sent out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 25, 2014 06:28 PM (4oSLk)

57 So you have to pay on YT also?

Yep.

Posted by: --- at December 25, 2014 06:29 PM (MMC8r)

58 Jewells that is real love. What a wonderful gift for her

Posted by: ThunderB at December 25, 2014 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

59 Nother nood open thread.

Posted by: --- at December 25, 2014 06:29 PM (MMC8r)

60 Wondered how Jesus got that swimmer's body.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 25, 2014 07:16 PM (3jmxp)

61 Blasphemer! You have insulted the holy O'Neill and must be killed!!!

(Just kidding. That's those other guys.)

Posted by: (Not) Billy Graham at December 25, 2014 07:22 PM (OVmhO)

62 Christ crunchies! He suffered to absolve us of that extra slice of pie.

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at December 25, 2014 08:39 PM (XODiP)

63 That's nothing! Our St. Joseph got eaten by one of the doggehs so Mary is shacked up with a shepherd now!
Posted by: Y-not at December 25, 2014 05:14 PM

LMAO I just hope it's not a German Shepard!

Posted by: Farmer at December 25, 2014 09:31 PM (PzqA/)

64 Baby Jesus, animated gif

http://bour3pages.blogspot.com/2014/12/baby-jesus.html

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