For Rutgers, For Ace OPEN THREAD

For America.

There is a game. The Scarlet Knights are playing for honor today. Honor and their 7-5 record. They are also up 20-0 in the second.

North Carolina's record is worse. UT's is worse than both and they managed a bowl game too. Against Arkansas, the former red-headed stepchild of the SWC.

At 4:30 EST these two powerhouses will battle. Scarlet Knights and Tarheels. For some reason they are playing in Detroit. It's not the old banks of Raritan but at least Raritan doesn't catch fire.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 05:53 PM

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1 Give it the ol' college try for the school.

Posted by: Roscoe at December 25, 2014 01:55 PM (LYVbX)

2 banging her would be the equivalent of banging a rat

Posted by: The Dude at December 25, 2014 01:55 PM (SyKbw)

3 Speaking from experience?

Posted by: Roscoe at December 25, 2014 01:56 PM (LYVbX)

4 Fresno State fans must be feeling sheepish this morning. As in, butthurt

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 25, 2014 01:57 PM (AVEe1)

5 not her specifically but I've jumped on some rat looking hags in my glory days

Posted by: The Dude at December 25, 2014 01:58 PM (SyKbw)

6 Golfboy (UNC 2015) says Carolina plays tomorrow.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 25, 2014 01:58 PM (mKbIO)

7 I think the college football is tomorrow.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 25, 2014 02:00 PM (TZVis)

8 Rutgers?

Rutgers??!!???

Here's what's really happening at Rutgers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wu7Ax78hXo

"Rape Poem To End All Rape Poems" by Rutgers University

Guarantee to make you impotent for the rest of your life.

It's not "poetry" as we understand it, but rather "whining in rhythm."

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 02:00 PM (K4YiS)

9 I think the college football is tomorrow.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 25, 2014 02:00 PM (TZVis)

it is

Posted by: The Dude at December 25, 2014 02:00 PM (SyKbw)

10 Just looking at that Rutgers cheerleader is a rape poem in your mind.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 02:02 PM (K4YiS)

11 fine whatever I'll save it for tomorrow

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 25, 2014 02:02 PM (l7DqC)

12 Need moar elbows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2014 02:02 PM (5HyS+)

13 As memorable as "Coronet Blue"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 25, 2014 02:02 PM (e8kgV)

14 2
banging her would be the equivalent of banging a rat

She is somebody's sister, daughter.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at December 25, 2014 02:04 PM (eedLh)

15 BOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Bobs House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 26, 2014 05:48 PM (yxw0r)

16 You could just look at the hair bow Gene

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 26, 2014 05:48 PM (l7DqC)

17 It's like she's trying to hide her elbows.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 26, 2014 05:51 PM (1CroS)

18 It's like she's trying to hide her elbows.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 26, 2014 05:51 PM (1CroS)

19 Does she have teeth marks on her arm?

Posted by: Epic Level Paladin at December 26, 2014 05:51 PM (1wofY)

20 The dude @ 2- Banging a rat?
Well, I guess the 'r' on her uniform stands for something. Couldn't be rape, could it? I mean, that would just be asking for it, right?

Posted by: Erowmero at December 26, 2014 05:52 PM (go5uR)

21 I'm thankful for Pixy despite the odd double-post.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 26, 2014 05:52 PM (1CroS)

22 45 seconds of whining in the rape "poem" was all I could take.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 26, 2014 05:55 PM (R+h7Q)

23 Don't really fancy them gingers.

Posted by: Mike Brewer at December 26, 2014 05:56 PM (w+mZJ)

24 19 Couch burn.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2014 05:57 PM (u82oZ)

25 "Rape Poem To End All Rape Poems" by Rutgers University

Guarantee to make you impotent for the rest of your life.

It's not "poetry" as we understand it, but rather "whining in rhythm."

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 02:00 PM (K4YiS)

OK, well I'm not doing anything with the equipment for the time being, but I still have hopes...so Imma go ahead and skip that poem, thanks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 05:58 PM (6fyGz)

26 22 45 seconds of whining in the rape "poem" was all I could take.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 26, 2014 05:55 PM (R+h7Q)

That means you're a rapist.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 05:59 PM (mx5oN)

27
Don't really fancy them gingers.

Posted by: Mike Brewer at December 26, 2014 05:56 PM (w+mZJ)

O.O

*looks for banhammer* Yer kind aint welcome round these parts pardner.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 05:59 PM (6fyGz)

28 i believe the "R" stands for "really white"...

doesn't she ever get outside?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2014 06:01 PM (pZtrP)

29 As a Duke fan, I approve of this post wholeheartedly.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 26, 2014 06:01 PM (9F2c1)

30 Too pale.

Posted by: toby928(C) is nothing if not helpful at December 26, 2014 06:04 PM (rwI+c)

31 " It's not the old banks of Raritan but at least Raritan doesn't catch fire."

Well...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l4zwy2o

Posted by: Dante at December 26, 2014 06:05 PM (MhcoS)

32 My buddy from Rutgers was telling me Jersey girls are easy, and gift wrapping her for the holidays was a nice touch, Dave.

Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2014 06:06 PM (dVmLD)

33 Thanks for the post. Go R U.

Posted by: NJRob at December 26, 2014 06:06 PM (5oi29)

34 double post was my fault not Pixy's

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 26, 2014 06:06 PM (l7DqC)

35 For the first time since the 1960's, my Golden Gophers are actually playing a New Year's Day Bowl Game. On New Year's Day! None of this December 27th, Corporate Drone dot com bowl stuff either.

Posted by: rd at December 26, 2014 06:07 PM (k19Aq)

36 she has the face to wear a pearl necklace

Posted by: The Dude at December 26, 2014 06:08 PM (SyKbw)

37 Zombie,

the admin at R U is atrocious and affected with a horrible case of communism. The kids for the most part aren't bad. Let them enjoy the game. I have a friend that is in school there that is at the game. Rather she enjoy it today.

Posted by: NJRob at December 26, 2014 06:08 PM (5oi29)

38

Pretty sure you can still see where the jockey was hitting her.

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:10 PM (wCuR+)

39 'r' is for 'really cute'-- some of you need to take a pill--many pills, perhaps

the bow adds a frisson of mystique to an already fine palette

Posted by: riding the tiger, chasing the dragon at December 26, 2014 06:10 PM (8CdUx)

40 R

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 06:11 PM (MQEz6)

41
29

I'm a Duke fan too, and I'm sad to say that this young lady would be the hottest thing on the cheerleading squad.

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (wCuR+)

42 nice ta-tas, also

Posted by: riding the tiger, chasing the dragon at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (8CdUx)

43 She's purdy.

So every six win team gets a bowl these days? I saw one team is 6-8. That's just silly.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (Dj0WE)

44 I think I'm going to go take a pre-ONT nap. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (6fyGz)

45 I'm not saying I would kick that wilderbeast out of bed, I'm just saying it would take a fifth to erase the memory

Posted by: The Dude at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (SyKbw)

46 Is Rutgers in the B1G now? Or next year? I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around some of the realignments.

Posted by: Y-not at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (9BRsg)

47 Football only or open thread?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2014 06:13 PM (DmNpO)

48 open.. whatever

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 26, 2014 06:14 PM (l7DqC)

49 She's cute and it looks like it took a while for her to remember the safe word.

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 06:14 PM (MQEz6)

50
Six wins gets you bowl eligibility. Rutgers put a lot into upgrading their program in recent years. Kinda like UCONN football.

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:14 PM (wCuR+)

51 Are you guys seriously hating on this lovely lass?

Really?

I mean, she needs a sammich, but otoh she looks like she might know how to read something more scholarly than Glamour magazine.

Posted by: Y-not at December 26, 2014 06:14 PM (9BRsg)

52
For some reason they are playing in Detroit.

the old motor city bowl?

Posted by: kj at December 26, 2014 06:14 PM (lKyWE)

53 Is Rutgers in the B1G now? Or next year? I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around some of the realignments.

Posted by: Y-not at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (9BRsg)

first year of being Big 10 doormats

Posted by: The Dude at December 26, 2014 06:14 PM (SyKbw)

54 Is she going to turn into a zombie or a werewolf?

Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 06:15 PM (MQEz6)

55 I just got slightly willowed.

Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 06:15 PM (A98Xu)

56 41
29

I'm a Duke fan too, and I'm sad to say that this young lady would be the hottest thing on the cheerleading squad.
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:12 PM (wCuR+)

True, but at least we don't have John Edwards to answer for.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 26, 2014 06:15 PM (9F2c1)

57
Be careful what you wish for, fellas: http://tinyurl.com/n74cmhh

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:16 PM (wCuR+)

58 She's not winning any beauty contests but she's kind of cute in a 6 beers and WHAM she's a beauty now.

Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 06:16 PM (A98Xu)

59 >>first year of being Big 10 doormats

There's something weird about Rutgers in the B1G. Penn State makes sense because it's an Ag school in the middle of friggin' nowhere. But Rutgers? IDK, doesn't seem right.

And Maryland. Also very wrong.

Posted by: Y-not at December 26, 2014 06:16 PM (9BRsg)

60 Jersey girls are an acquired taste.

Go RU!

RC '81

Posted by: teh Wind at December 26, 2014 06:17 PM (frYU/)

61
On the far left. Bow. Wow.

http://tinyurl.com/k5b2d2h

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:17 PM (wCuR+)

62
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:17 PM (wCuR+)

I'd suck a turd out of that asian's ass

Posted by: The Dude at December 26, 2014 06:18 PM (SyKbw)

63
whats up with her left arm?

Posted by: kj at December 26, 2014 06:18 PM (lKyWE)

64 61
On the far left. Bow. Wow.

http://tinyurl.com/k5b2d2h
Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 06:17 PM (wCuR+)

----

Yikes, she's scaring the mascot.

Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 06:19 PM (A98Xu)

65 51 -

I think some people are just kidding around. Others, seem to me are bordering on some seriously misogynistic foolishness.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2014 06:20 PM (Dj0WE)

66 She is what we called a Bow Head when I was in college. Nothing wrong with a Bow Head, they're good slump busters.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 26, 2014 06:21 PM (lI7o2)

67 On the far left. Bow. Wow.
-----
Yes, it's true. That girl has no chin.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 26, 2014 06:21 PM (vVSOO)

68 Bowl Games vs. Bowel Games.

Know the difference.

Or don't. We really don't care as long as you don't stampede the livestock and clean up afterwards...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 06:22 PM (Y2eQR)

69 So Rutgers has 13 yo cheerleaders?

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2014 06:22 PM (z9qsk)

70 Everyone has a different standard for beauty.

Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 06:22 PM (A98Xu)

71
i think she's cute

Posted by: kj at December 26, 2014 06:24 PM (lKyWE)

72 I have no problem with what she looks like

It's who she looks like that would bother me ..

Casey Anthony

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 06:24 PM (GrXXa)

73 I think the nice Rutgers Lady would make a fine dinner date companion, and I would enjoy taking her out for the evening.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 06:25 PM (Y2eQR)

74
looks like she was out partying last night

Posted by: kj at December 26, 2014 06:26 PM (lKyWE)

75 Casey Anthony
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 06:24 PM (GrXXa)

---

Yes, that's it.

Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 06:26 PM (A98Xu)

76 Manila or Poly rope burn? Giving or receiving, I wonder.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 06:26 PM (Y2eQR)

77 Amy Adams

Posted by: riding the tiger, chasing the dragon at December 26, 2014 06:29 PM (8CdUx)

78 Ha, you guys act like you could have any one of those girls. It's funny.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 06:30 PM (dWF/i)

79 Cry "God for Harry! England and Saint George!"

Posted by: zombie henry v at December 26, 2014 06:31 PM (CSXsy)

80 Just tuned in to the game. Looks like Rutgers has this.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2014 06:31 PM (z9qsk)

81 I couldn't score ANY of those ladies with a gold plated Rolls and $1000 bills falling out of my pockets...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 06:32 PM (Y2eQR)

82 >>> "Rape Poem To End All Rape Poems" by Rutgers University
>>> Guarantee to make you impotent for the rest of your life.

Narrated by Yoko Ono?

Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 06:33 PM (Ua6T/)

83 Is bad football better than no football? Many would say yes. Lets hear from people on the street:

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 06:36 PM (Y2eQR)

84 Hoo boy that Rape "poetry" at Rutgers is enough to make you send your kid to vocational school (which I think is a better idea anyway).

Posted by: seems legit at December 26, 2014 06:37 PM (A98Xu)

85 anybody home ????

Posted by: seamrog at December 26, 2014 06:46 PM (SI7un)

86 That's the hottest cheerleader to ever cheer at a football game in Detroit!!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 26, 2014 06:46 PM (AC0lD)

87 Love the girly girl bow on the cheerleader.

Posted by: Tuna at December 26, 2014 06:46 PM (JSovD)

88 She looks like a poinsettia, but not as pretty.

Posted by: Ronster at December 26, 2014 06:48 PM (9vrWU)

89 aargh, what's with all the hate on the lass - post Xmas grouchiness??

Posted by: geezer der mensch at December 26, 2014 06:58 PM (1i/Fh)

90 Someone mentioned rugburrn. I doomed in. I swear it looks like she has a bite mark above her left elbow.

Posted by: al-Sharpton at December 26, 2014 06:58 PM (wVWRM)

91 Posted by: al-Sharpton at December 26, 2014 06:58 PM (wVWRM)

Bite mark and rug burn

Posted by: The Dude at December 26, 2014 06:59 PM (SyKbw)

92 If I had any daughters they wouldn't be so f*cking white and they would be taller than me. Oh wait...

Posted by: Berry Kalikimaka at December 26, 2014 07:00 PM (wAQA5)

93 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 26, 2014 06:46 PM (AC0lD)

Carolina elbows...

http://bit.ly/1xWexzK

Posted by: al-Sharpton at December 26, 2014 07:03 PM (mKbIO)

94 As an accomplished artist I should tell you guys that pic is unretouched. If I was being paid to put it on the cover of some magazine I'd:
1. Brighten and whiten her teeth.
2. Blur her neck.
3. Blur under her eyes.
4. "Warm" her skin tone -- it seems a bit bluish.

We've all kinda become so accustomed to seeing 'photoshop makeovers' it's hard to believe that young women aren't perfection personified. I could take her from about a '5' to about a '9'.

But then 27 Beta Ki (never got high) members (and Bill Cosby) would want to get her a drink.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at December 26, 2014 07:04 PM (zxQ4h)

95 Man. This thread has been burning a whole in Dave's pocket since yesterday.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:04 PM (MMWhx)

96 Tragic Reverend sock fail.

Posted by: Goldman in NC at December 26, 2014 07:04 PM (mKbIO)

97 Yum, leftover prime rib and Yorkshire pudding.

Oh, and local red wine.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 07:04 PM (dWF/i)

98 Here's a bit of trivial for you...

Did you all know Mr. Magoo was a Rutgers alum?...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud--SMOD is inbound at December 26, 2014 07:06 PM (yTMXB)

99 Frigging regular nic attempt fail.

Fail. Fail.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 26, 2014 07:06 PM (mKbIO)

100 they're good slump busters.
-----------------

Brings back some memories ...

Posted by: JDub BunkerintheBurbs wants a pony for Christmas at December 26, 2014 07:07 PM (X3xYu)

101 Trivial = trivia

Sheesh.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud--SMOD is inbound at December 26, 2014 07:07 PM (yTMXB)

102 My band did a version of the Rutgers Alma Mater.. check it out in the nic

Posted by: McCool at December 26, 2014 07:08 PM (g5Luu)

103 Any game involving Rutgers and N.C.?

I'm sorry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:08 PM (MMWhx)

104 Just for the record, we do have some more comely cheerleaders at Rutgers.
(Not many) but its Jersey . . . just like the football players , all the 'talent' goes elsewhere.

http://tinyurl.com/mvalsuo

Posted by: McCool at December 26, 2014 07:12 PM (g5Luu)

105 Meh!!!

The important game was earlier!

LATech wins the Dallas-Something-and-Something-Bowl...

Crap! Can't post elbows from the phone. :-(

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 26, 2014 07:12 PM (4DCSq)

106 I think she's cute.

But I'm sure she doesn't care what I think.

Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2014 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

107 The cheerleader is a cutie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:13 PM (MMWhx)

108 After we recorded the Alma Mater with the original lyrics
"On the Banks of the Ole Raritan (My Boys !)"

There was a PC shit-storm about gender neutral lyrics
and the currently approved Alma Mater says "My friends !"
instead of "My Boys !"

The Left ruins EVERYTHING !

http://tinyurl.com/k5czw78

Posted by: McCool at December 26, 2014 07:17 PM (g5Luu)

109 Slow thread.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:17 PM (MMWhx)

110 MUMR not make it around today? Pitty. Must have him straight-jacketed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:20 PM (MMWhx)

111 Seeing UNC get stomped redeems the . . . what's the name of this bowl again?

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 26, 2014 07:20 PM (CW6pW)

112 Crazy MUMR made one of the previous threads.

Posted by: Ronster at December 26, 2014 07:21 PM (9vrWU)

113 Oh.

And I missed it. Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:24 PM (WHIPH)

114 She's a cute kid.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 07:24 PM (20X6f)

115 Rape Poem To End All Rape Poems

bitchez, plz.

Posted by: alexander pope at December 26, 2014 07:25 PM (AVEe1)

116 I'm stuck at work so any football is better than no football.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 07:26 PM (20X6f)

117 That's a cute girl right there, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Larry the Cable Guy at December 26, 2014 07:26 PM (lG2E3)

118

Okay, okay...She has an 800 math SAT and a great personality: http://tinyurl.com/lssratn

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 26, 2014 07:28 PM (wCuR+)

119 Since it's an "open... whatever" thread, I'd like to know your takes on this: http://t.co/R2iG03AHJQ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2014 07:29 PM (DmNpO)

120 Bless her heart, she seems to have spirit.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 07:30 PM (dWF/i)

121 "http://tinyurl.com/lssratn"

Yeah. I'd go there. A little make-up. Hair do. Different clothes.

Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:30 PM (WHIPH)

122 that was for 118

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 07:30 PM (dWF/i)

123 'I'd like to know your takes on this: http://t.co/R2iG03AHJQ'

Elbows too pointy.

Posted by: freaked at December 26, 2014 07:32 PM (JdEZJ)

124 119 Since it's an "open... whatever" thread, I'd like to know your takes on this: http://t.co/R2iG03AHJQ
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 26, 2014 07:29 PM (DmNpO)

I'd hit it.

Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2014 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

125 Twitter no habla....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:33 PM (WHIPH)

126 Okay, okay...She has an 800 math SAT and a great personality:

Looks like a Changeling on holiday from the Great Link. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 07:33 PM (AVEe1)

127 The criticizing the cheerleader thing started a few years ago. DiT would post a football thread with a gorgeous cheerleader and someone shouted "pointy elbows" or "back fat" and it was off to the races.

Like all memes at the HQ, it

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 07:35 PM (KFdZd)

128 "I'd like to know your takes on this: http://t.co/R2iG03AHJQ "

What's the big deal?

Posted by: "Leni" Riefenstahl at December 26, 2014 07:35 PM (lG2E3)

129 Sorry, but I have to say it. That little cheerleader is homely. She is. Flat out homely. Sorry if that hurts any feelings.

Posted by: TX ette at December 26, 2014 07:37 PM (sUJHF)

130 Okay, now that one worked.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:38 PM (WHIPH)

131 That Russkie terrorist isn't as hot as the Russian spy.....but...yeah, I'd hit it.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 26, 2014 07:39 PM (sYUHT)

132 "That little cheerleader is homely. She is."

That little girls needs some love, attention, and, a day at the spa. She has internal beauty too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:40 PM (WHIPH)

133 The young lass looks a tad pasty.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 07:41 PM (XzRw1)

134 Hi Morons! I am currently recovering from driving 15 hours straight from MD to MN. I can still do it but it damn sure is getting harder.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 26, 2014 07:42 PM (aO9cR)

135 132 "That little cheerleader is homely. She is."

That little girls needs some love, attention, and, a day at the spa. She has internal beauty too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:40 PM (WHIPH)

I bet she has a great personality!

Posted by: TX ette at December 26, 2014 07:42 PM (sUJHF)

136 Am I the only feminist here?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:43 PM (WHIPH)

137 She is quite obviously an MIS/CIS student that lost a bet or got tricked into being a cheerleader as the pale skin shows she has no tan lines.

Being a ginger she has the power to make me obey her every command.

So yep, she's pretty, don't give a damn what the clueless amongst us say about her. I'd hit it coming and going, and probably be back for more.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving a Chinese invention that goes BOOM at December 26, 2014 07:43 PM (baiNQ)

138 I can envision her nibbling on a wedge of cheese. Maybe it's the bow in her hair.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 26, 2014 07:44 PM (XzRw1)

139 "I am currently recovering from driving 15 hours straight from MD to MN."

You finally get that vacay spot in northern MN?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:44 PM (WHIPH)

140 GMAC

*fist bump*

And you stay away from her.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:45 PM (WHIPH)

141 The Northern MN place is going to be my bug out location. Many many miles up the Gunflint Trail. Gods Country.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 26, 2014 07:47 PM (aO9cR)

142 " Gods Country."

So? You got one?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:47 PM (WHIPH)

143 Northern MN is full of Obama voters. Look up "obama votes by county"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 07:49 PM (AVEe1)

144 Truck's working on that, boulder.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:51 PM (WHIPH)

145 That little cheerleader is homely. She is.

I'd still make her a dinner of my signature Fettuccine Alfredo, or as my soon to be ex-wife calls it "Ovulation Alfredo"

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2014 07:51 PM (KCxzN)

146
Each of you who made the snide comments about the cheerleader imagine being her dad and reading them.

IF you have that much imagination.

Done with y'all for a bit.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2014 07:52 PM (jeCnD)

147 Need a wife Truck? I can cook, sew, can and shoot. There is a brain in there too, somewhere.

Oh, and I really like beer.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 07:52 PM (dWF/i)

148 more sirens

weird

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2014 07:53 PM (KCxzN)

149 You are a saint irongrandpa.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 07:54 PM (dWF/i)

150 Yeah, iron nailed it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:55 PM (WHIPH)

151 Most of MN is Obama country.... Sadly. But..... The Gunflint Trail is not populated. I would say that once you get away from Hwy 61, the interior of Cook County is devoid of people.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 26, 2014 07:55 PM (aO9cR)

152 Disney's "Into the Woods" is opening up this weekend. It stars Meryl Streep, who referred to Walt Disney as a "gender bigot" a few months ago.

I'm not sure who is more reprehensible here. Streep for working for a company that continues to express adulation for it's founder, or Disney itself for hiring the woman after she said those things.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 26, 2014 07:55 PM (S11Oq)

153 Don't really fancy them gingers.

More for the rest of us, she is awfully attractive. And it's not her powers making me say that!

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2014 07:56 PM (FcR7P)

154 Irongrampa is good people. I admit to being a snarky a-hole when it comes to commenting on the Cheer Frau's, but it is all in good fun. I have 2 cheerleaders of my own. The very thought of them taking up with boys makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 26, 2014 07:57 PM (aO9cR)

155 I would go with Disney, she has always been a moonbat.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 07:57 PM (dWF/i)

156 Do I sense budding love in the thread?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 07:58 PM (WHIPH)

157 Disney's come a long way from Old Yeller.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 26, 2014 07:58 PM (W5DcG)

158 lol. Not really,Truck is married IIrc.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:00 PM (dWF/i)

159 Also, I wish that I already had the Gunflint Trail property. I don't have it yet. Plop a trailer out in that wilderness when I am 70. Wife probably won't be crazy about being exiled up there though.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 26, 2014 08:01 PM (aO9cR)

160 The Guerrero cartels really aren't very nice people -
http://tinyurl.com/mdk9nvg

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 08:02 PM (AVEe1)

161 "lol. Not really,Truck is married IIrc."

Heh. Where you at Infidel?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 08:02 PM (WHIPH)

162 Football? Not until Alabama falls aside in a few days.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 26, 2014 08:02 PM (wtMIn)

163 "Wife probably won't be crazy about being exiled up there though."

Wife go where you go. Law of the land.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 08:03 PM (WHIPH)

164 Out West for you NE people.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:04 PM (dWF/i)

165 Any day UNC get's their ass kicked is a good day!

Fuck Chris Mathews commie school.

How did the player know they lost? They can't read the scoreboard.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 08:05 PM (0FSuD)

166 This one's for the nappy h***

**OW!!!!**

...

Why yes, I DO denounce myself. With vigorous abandon.

Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 08:05 PM (h6Mpm)

167 "for you NE people."

I'm in Texas.

Northeasterners suck cock by choice and vote Obama.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 08:06 PM (WHIPH)

168 Ok, that was fkn funny Nip.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:07 PM (dWF/i)

169 Where in TX? I'm in Western CO. Denver seems to be encroaching tho.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:08 PM (dWF/i)

170 Ace needs to go see American Sniper and give us a review.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:09 PM (3jmxp)

171 168
Ok, that was fkn funny Nip.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:07 PM (dWF/i)

I had a wonderful evening. I went to club and watched my UNC buddies get their asses kicked.
I am giver, I said nothing. Ha ha, you believe that shit?
Actually, I was very polite. I have known these assholes for 30 years.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 26, 2014 08:11 PM (0FSuD)

172 170 A review would be nice. The book is great. I have the original printing. Freak boy as never mentioned by name. I will wait for the DVD.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:11 PM (dWF/i)

173 "
Where in TX? I'm in Western CO."

Generally West. Have a home place in DFW though.

Western Slope?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 08:12 PM (WHIPH)

174 Yep. GJ. It's getting old, but Dad may need my help in the next couple yrs and I have a job.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:14 PM (dWF/i)

175 Hopfully this Bowl game will be closer. Not sure who to pull for. I root for whoever wins. My late grandfather used to do that.

GREAT CATCH!! GO WOLFPACK!!

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 08:15 PM (20X6f)

176 Oh....

Gotta dad like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 08:15 PM (WHIPH)

177 Ace needs to go see American Sniper and give us a review.

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Did you guys see this?

http://tinyurl.com/lp2xr5m

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 26, 2014 08:16 PM (LImiJ)

178 Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:11 PM (dWF/i)

I'll wait for the DVD also. Reviews have been generally good but I've never been satisfied with a book to movie scenario yet. Lone Survivor was not terrible but it was a disappointment.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:18 PM (3jmxp)

179 I have no connection to either school at all. I just would like to see a close, entertaining, game.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 08:18 PM (20X6f)

180 Where in TX? I'm in Western CO."

Generally West.

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Are there west Texas cowboys all around with liquor and money loaded down?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 26, 2014 08:20 PM (LImiJ)

181 177

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Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:21 PM (dWF/i)

182 Guarantee to make you impotent for the rest of your life.

It's not "poetry" as we understand it, but rather "whining in rhythm."

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2014 02:00 PM (K4YiS)

They teach Vogon poetry at Rutgers? Who knew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 08:22 PM (Uw6XW)

183 Uggggh
My Mancard is in danger
I actually stopped shooting early even though I have 200 more rounds cause.....
My arms are tired

Posted by: Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas at December 26, 2014 08:22 PM (/88SZ)

184 Great White, there used to be during hunting season, since Lickepooper, not so much.

Come to think of it, not many bikers on the way to Sturgis in August either.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:24 PM (dWF/i)

185 Taking the family to Walt Disney World in the morning. Fortunately, life has been good to us this year.

Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at December 26, 2014 08:25 PM (WxsPi)

186 I actually stopped shooting early even though I have 200 more rounds cause.....

My arms are tired

----

woof!

Posted by: navycopjoe's neighbor's dog breathing a sigh of relief at December 26, 2014 08:25 PM (9BRsg)

187 Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 26, 2014 08:16 PM (LImiJ)

As Kyle's father said. The world consists of wolves , sheep and sheepdogs. Those stupid sheep can't tell the difference between a wolf and a sheepdog.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:26 PM (3jmxp)

188 I keed because I love, of course, navycopjoe!

Posted by: Y-not at December 26, 2014 08:26 PM (9BRsg)

189 Never been to Disney World, but Disney land was awesome for us as kids.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:27 PM (dWF/i)

190 @183 Navycopjoe got 2 Kimbers for Xmas

"My Mancard is in danger...My arms are tired"

Unless the reason is because you crawled home, considered it revoked.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 26, 2014 08:28 PM (wtMIn)

191 I miss AstroWorld.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:28 PM (3jmxp)

192 So, what should I do with the old sorel inserts? Hate to just throw them away.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:33 PM (dWF/i)

193 Evening, Morons. First time that I've dropped by in the past few weeks.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 26, 2014 08:33 PM (8FyP4)

194 Okay Cliff Clavin Time.

Rutgers is one of the nine Colonial colleges ( established before Independence). Seven of the other nine are part of the Ivy League ( Cornell not one).

Who is the ninth Colonial College?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:35 PM (3jmxp)

195 191 I miss AstroWorld.
Posted by: Bob Belcher

________________________________________________

I remember that when they shut down Astroworld, they sadi that it was because the land was more valuable as real estate. Nine years later the abandoned property sits unsold.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 26, 2014 08:37 PM (8FyP4)

196 William and Mary

Posted by: lowandslow at December 26, 2014 08:39 PM (BXkFh)

197 >>> So, what should I do with the old sorel inserts?

You could stuff them into your pillow for extra winter insulation.

Cozy!

Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 08:41 PM (Ua6T/)

198 I think not.

Posted by: Infidel at December 26, 2014 08:43 PM (dWF/i)

199 "So, what should I do with the old sorel inserts?"

stompy booties

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2014 08:44 PM (fBxC6)

200 Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 26, 2014 08:37 PM (8FyP4)

They're going to build a metro rail line there that goes in circles.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:45 PM (3jmxp)

201 Posted by: lowandslow at December 26, 2014 08:39 PM (BXkFh)

You are correct of course. Shame that Rutgers is officially now University of New Jersey. Doesn't seem right.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:48 PM (3jmxp)

202 I miss AstroWorld.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 26, 2014 08:28 PM

Dude. Don't get me started.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2014 08:48 PM (KCxzN)

203 Nood

Posted by: Aviator at December 26, 2014 08:48 PM (3rrMW)

204 Nood

Posted by: Y-not at December 26, 2014 08:50 PM (9BRsg)

205 GO KNIGHTS!!! TD UCF!

I'm just be flexible.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 08:50 PM (20X6f)

206 I remember that when they shut down Astroworld, they sadi that it was because the land was more valuable as real estate. Nine years later the abandoned property sits unsold.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at December 26, 2014 08:37 PM

It's still a vacant lot, last time I checked

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2014 08:51 PM (KCxzN)

207 Dave, did you go to Rutgers?

Viking Pundit
Rutgers 1991

Posted by: Eric Lindholm at December 26, 2014 10:22 PM (eTD7/)

208 Tarholes. I drink their pain.
R! U!

Dave, if you are a Rutgers grad say it loud and proud. Remember--no Rutgers, no college football.

Ironman--RU '97

Posted by: Ironman at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (EB7qT)

209 Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2014 07:52 PM (jeCnD)

I'm going to agree with this one (despite being late returning - last word!)

If I was back in undergrad and she spoke to me I would be so happy - she's cute.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Check Out Our Humbugs at the Outrage Outlet (bahs not incl.) at December 27, 2014 08:47 AM (g+akU)

210 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU

Posted by: Tina at December 28, 2014 03:52 AM (WprBO)

211 This girl is lovely, I think you negative ninnies are all high.

Posted by: Vadermitch at December 28, 2014 08:09 AM (yePS5)

212 She's cute. Not wearing make-up, no boob job with her girls pushed up to her chin in a skimpy NFL style outfit. I could do without the dopey bow, but you naysayers are just rude a*holes.

Posted by: Pearows at December 28, 2014 10:40 AM (W5SuD)

213 Red Headed Stepchild of the SWC???

We won that God Forsaken conference 14 times. Not to mention the 22 Basketball championships.

Posted by: Servius at December 31, 2014 09:39 AM (IyyOI)

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