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Feminists Neurotics Invent Another Thing That Doesn't Exist to Rant Hysterically About
The New York Times ran an article on "manspreading" -- the "rude" habit of men to sit with legs spread on a subway seat, taking up two or, it is claimed, even three subway seats.
Milo Yiannopolous says that this is the stink of feminism's corpse decomposing.After the numerous and well-publicised feminist fiascoes of 2014, it has become clear to all but the most ideologically determined observers that the intersectional third-wave harpies who so dominate in the American and British media and to whom obeisance has been paid for many years have nothing left to fight for and no arguments left to win.You know where I heard of this?
Witness the absurd, offensive, ludicrous spectacle of inanity and stupidity currently surrounding the New York subway: a campaign to stop men sitting comfortably on public transport. We “manspread,” apparently, which observers have interpreted as "sit in such a way as not to painfully crush the testicles or penis" but which feminists insist is an expression of patriarchal authority. You could not, as British newspaper columnists like to say, make this shit up.
One heroic social justice warrior took to the subway for a whole weekend, sitting as she imagines men do on the way to work. I have never seen a man sit quite as absurdly as she suggests.... I never saw such a comically absurd picture as this brave social justice warrior paints.
The manspreading complaint is couched as a response to “rudeness” by men, but it is no such thing: it is pathetic feminist pipsqueakery, the last dying gasp of a movement with nothing to win and nothing to say, determined to abuse and antagonise the male sex at all costs and for whatever perceived or outright imaginary infraction it can conjure from the vicissitudes of everyday life. It is offensively trivial, and those associated with it ought to be ashamed.
A new word for the Oxford Dictionary? "Manspreading" A Scourge Is Spreading. M.T.A.’s Cure? Dude, Close Your Legs. http://t.co/pXu9YkFpgG
— Valerie Plame Wilson (@ValeriePlame) December 21, 2014This can't be a real thing RT @TheBrandonMorse: ….I….whu…hmm... pic.twitter.com/qMK6CGARyw
— Matthew (@Matthops82) December 23, 2014Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 23, 2014 12:12 PM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:13 PM (LA7Cm)
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They also didn't tell you Joe Wilson was working for the Saudi's when his wife got him sent on his mission.
Note the Saudi opposed the more recent Iraq war.
Rather notable admission no? If Mr Wilson had been working for Israel, I'm sure we would have heard of that a few times.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2014 12:13 PM (cK6ro)
Posted by: Bigby's Coin-Rubbing Thumb at December 23, 2014 12:13 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jeanne of the North at December 23, 2014 12:14 PM (xFYos)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 23, 2014 12:14 PM (OWjjx)
These whining, flailing feminazis really need to go f_ck themselves.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 23, 2014 12:14 PM (wtvvX)
Feck.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: garrett's balls at December 23, 2014 12:15 PM (knQlh)
Posted by: Reggie Love at December 23, 2014 12:16 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 23, 2014 12:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: CUS at December 23, 2014 12:17 PM (wcLJG)
(Mostly restricted to Leftists because they are the ones that usually go around twisting their panties into knots over something.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 23, 2014 12:17 PM (hLRSq)
Womanspreading?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:17 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Joseph Wilson IV, Saudi Stooge at December 23, 2014 12:17 PM (cK6ro)
“The stuff of nightmare is their plain bread. They butter it with pain. They set their clocks by deathwatch beetles, and thrive the centuries. They were the men with the leather-ribbon whips who sweated up the Pyramids seasoning it with other people's salt and other people's cracked hearts. They coursed Europe on the White Horses of the Plague. They whispered to Caesar that he was mortal, then sold daggers at half-price in the grand March sale. Some must have been lazing clowns, foot props for emperors, princes, and epileptic popes. Then out on the road, Gypsies in time, their populations grew as the world grew, spread, and there was more delicious variety of pain to thrive on. The train put wheels under them and here they run down the log road out of the Gothic and baroque; look at their wagons and coaches, the carving like medieval shrines, all of it stuff once drawn by horses, mules, or, maybe, men.”
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:17 PM (rwI+c)
But I was told she was a Brave Secret Agent who Protected America.
I was told that a lot. Like, alot alot.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 12:17 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 23, 2014 12:17 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: ALH at December 23, 2014 12:18 PM (yAPdC)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2014 12:18 PM (cK6ro)
Sony is releasing 'The Interview' in select theaters on Christmas Day after all http://wp.me/p5hvhT-6Qi9
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 12:18 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2014 12:18 PM (/luV5)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (5F2d0)
Nary a word from the feminists about Bubba's "Come blow me" pose back then.
So that's how I know this is all manufactured outrage.
Posted by: @JohnTant at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Feministing! at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (HSmrB)
Fist-in-vagina is a blow to the patriarchy!
Posted by: Flailing Feminazis at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Pupster at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (cgYpj)
My Southren Belle mama would have smacked me upside the year if I was sitting on the train and a woman was standing.
When my son was 10 I made him get up and give up his seat to an elderly woman on the Metro here in St. Louis. Afterwords, he asked me why. I explained to him that that is what a gentleman does and my main job in life was to raise him to be a gentleman. To his credit, I no longer have to remind him....he does it on his iwn.
Of course, I guess this is sterotyping today and we both would be condemned.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (5F2d0)
True!
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: MTF at December 23, 2014 12:19 PM (LISuA)
It's all so stupid. Biological differences apparently do not exist at all.
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:20 PM (MYCIw)
http://tinyurl.com/km3p9cb
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 12:20 PM (QBkkW)
How about Bitch bags. Get your fucking 100 lb bag off the seat! Get your screaming kid out of my fucking ear.
BUT FIRST, YOU WILL BLOW ME.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2014 12:21 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 23, 2014 12:21 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:21 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 23, 2014 12:21 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2014 12:21 PM (/luV5)
Posted by: --- at December 23, 2014 12:21 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Neil Tyson at December 23, 2014 12:22 PM (Ks4nX)
Posted by: Sharon Stone at December 23, 2014 12:22 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: @JohnTant at December 23, 2014 12:22 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: --- at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (MMC8r)
Next thing you know Cindy Sheehan will be making a comeback.
When that happens I'm leaving for Zimbabwe.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (TOk1P)
Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.
I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.
Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2014 12:23 PM (/luV5)
Posted by: Zombie Daniel Boone at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (OWjjx)
My Southren Belle mama would have smacked me upside the year if I was sitting on the train and a woman was standing.
#1. Equality is a mother f'n bitch.
#2. I'll bet your mama said, "lady".
Bid difference between lady and moistened bint.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (k3WXB)
Women and girlsin different parts of the world are subjected to horrible cruelty, pain, and death and I am supposed to be concerned about this?
How about these so-called feminist warriors take a regular bath, shave your fricken armpits, use deoderant, and count your blessings you braying jackasses. Go to the Sudan and try and live in the dirt while starving and being threatened with beatings and death you ignorant harpies.
Posted by: cheri at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (oiNtH)
But the feminists are fucking silent on those things because of the inane mentality that we can't "use brown women against brown men."
What the hell is that shit? No, sorry, I'm going to call out the brown men for treating their women as subhumans. There are real women facing real oppression, and you stupid bents are complaining about men spreading their legs too much in the subway?
Oh, yeah, tell us more about how you're standing up for women's rights.
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Oschisms at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (uqV2n)
Posted by: jwpaine at December 23, 2014 12:25 PM (a3NCX)
Posted by: Fewenuff at December 23, 2014 12:25 PM (zPNX5)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:25 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: New phone at December 23, 2014 12:25 PM (kiDtT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:25 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (/luV5)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (iBXmZ)
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Because she's going to work for an ad agency where she writes ads that make fun of men.
Because she votes to disarm men.
Because I'm already paying for her birth control.
Because when she wants to become a mom (single, of course) I have to pay for her IVF.
Nah, she doesn't need a seat as much as a man does.
Posted by: Oschisms at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (uqV2n)
In related news:
Lee Stranahan @stranahan 3m
Go to http://GotNews.com for the direct hit @ChuckCJohnson found connecting NYPD cop killer to his previously unreported Muslim name.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (5F2d0)
That's why I come here. For the poetry.
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:26 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2014 12:27 PM (659DL)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 23, 2014 12:27 PM (kff5f)
As a former member of the textile industry, all I can say about the NYT chick is that she looks like she is about to "doff" (i.e., push a bun out of the oven).
Ya got us, darlin's -- all of our moves to exert dominance are now out there for the whole Feminazi world to see...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 23, 2014 12:27 PM (ekmuQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:27 PM (k3WXB)
If their world ever went south, they'd crumble like dust...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 23, 2014 12:27 PM (wtvvX)
no
why not
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:27 PM (zOTsN)
My Southren Belle mama would have smacked me upside the year if I was sitting on the train and a woman was standing.
No, see, that would be patriarchal condescension. Personally speaking, I give up my seat for nobody unless they're old. Give my seat up just because a female wants it? Fcuk that.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:28 PM (iBXmZ)
Cuz ppl r stupid. So we gotta tell em simple stories with Great Big Right-Wing Baddies and Good Proggie Goodies who Save the Day. Yay!
Posted by: ProgMedia at December 23, 2014 12:28 PM (ZPrif)
I'll start us off:
Elena Kagan "manspreading." Nude. In your bed.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 23, 2014 12:28 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: despair at December 23, 2014 12:28 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:29 PM (k3WXB)
Well, if theWymyn's Movement hadn't been at war with old fashion culture, they would still be able to enjoy theprivilege of being offered a seat by a gentleman.
But, the militant feminists just had to sink that ship...
Posted by: Blor Utar at December 23, 2014 12:29 PM (iQlBr)
Whom Gods Would Destroy They Finally Make Ridiculous
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:29 PM (GrXXa)
Certain names seem to be associated with nut jobs.
Anyone named 'Cockburn', or 'Nigel' is immediately suspect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2014 12:29 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 23, 2014 12:29 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 23, 2014 12:30 PM (659DL)
/Feminism
On behalf of someone who doesn't ride public transportation or live within 1000 miles of a subway, FU, feminists.
Posted by: --- at December 23, 2014 12:30 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2014 12:30 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (MYCIw)
They love to get into high dudgeon from the comfort and safety of their suburban homes (built by men) with air conditioning (built and installed by men) and rail about how oppressed they are on the internet (built mostly by men) using computers (built mostly by men) that their daddy gave them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Matticus at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (p/5D/)
Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (YoYH/)
This is not a terrible thing, this is just a way for a person - manspreading or elbowing - to increase their person space between themselves and others.
Geez, really, really sick of whiny feminists!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (ABcz/)
be free from the powers of tyranny and mysticism? it useda be the
persians, now it is the feminists.
THIS. IS. SCROTA!
Posted by: Leonidas at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (NF2Bf)
Whom Gods Would Destroy They Finally Make Ridiculous
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:29 PM (GrXXa)
well, that is why they led with political correctness, you have to outlaw questioning and mocking if you are gonna advance your stupid ideas.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (l1zOH)
#NotWorking
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (k3WXB)
Die painfully.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (2Ojst)
Every time I read that I fall in love with our Queen all over again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Women being killed, enslaved, and mutilated around the world at December 23, 2014 12:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2014 12:31 PM (Zmw74)
on the subway the feminists are the gropers. some kind of retributive justice.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:33 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:33 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 23, 2014 12:33 PM (KkVB6)
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I would never have expected Sony to stream that movie on the hot air web site.
Posted by: New phone at December 23, 2014 12:33 PM (XnCPv)
That's all this is, you know. Too weird or ugly to get a man to want them, and negative attention is better than none at all.
Posted by: ALH at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (yAPdC)
Posted by: The Manspreader at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:35 PM (MYCIw)
This is why I refuse to call myself a feminist, even though I should be the fucking poster child of feminism.
I have a brain and I use it, thank you very much.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 12:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: @JohnTant at December 23, 2014 12:35 PM (PFy0L)
The chick on the train in the pic is......well.
Maybe she's got personali.......oh yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:36 PM (LA7Cm)
See,, I told ya'...
Posted by: Larry Craig at December 23, 2014 12:36 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (TETYm)
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:36 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 12:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2014 12:36 PM (NtzGn)
Now, if he's manhandling and/or manscaping while he's mansplaining his manspreading, that might be grounds for manslaughter.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2014 12:37 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:37 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:37 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2014 12:37 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Feminazis at December 23, 2014 12:37 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Modern Femynyzm at December 23, 2014 12:38 PM (MMC8r)
Objection, assertion implies taking "feminism" at face value for what its goals are.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 23, 2014 12:38 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 23, 2014 12:38 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:39 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2014 12:39 PM (E+pqw)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:39 PM (MYCIw)
We've got big balls!
We've got the biggest balls of them all!
And I'm just itching to tell you about them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2014 12:39 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: AllenG
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Whoopie Golberg
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Rosie O.
Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:39 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:39 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (CzJOg)
Protestors heckle NYPD cops paying respect at slain officers memorial
http://tinyurl.com/l27h5qo
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (GrXXa)
111 Whose got the biggest balls of them all?
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (TETYm)
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
Posted by: Insomniac
One of three karoke songs that are marginally acceptable, if you are sober enough to stand.
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (TETYm)
We could probably fit that on a Bill instead of a full sized Poster, you know.
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (WOhC+)
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/dec/22/joe-cocker
Miss you man, you helped me appreciate the blues.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (/mTq0)
Now, if he's manhandling and/or manscaping while he's mansplaining his manspreading, that might be grounds for manslaughter.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2014 12:37 PM (TOk1P)
And be remanded while in manacles.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (WOhC+)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Modern Femynyzm at December 23, 2014 12:38 PM (MMC8r)
No, it's the pizza that does that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (ABcz/)
Jayne Mansfield.
http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2010/04/jayne-mansfield-1.jpg
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (0HooB)
Jayne Mansfield.
http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2010/04/jayne-mansfield-1.jpg
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (DT3rQ)
Oh. Oh my. BRB...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (2Ojst)
Oh FFS.
Pro Tip: Women. If you dont want to perpetuate the stereotype that women are are hysterical, emotionally fragile beings set off shrieking by the most mundane of issues..... dont be hysterical, emotionally fragile beings set off shrieking by the most mundane of issues.
Your choice sugartits.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 12:41 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:42 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 12:42 PM (TETYm)
Protestors heckle NYPD cops paying respect at slain officers memorial
http://tinyurl.com/l27h5qo
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (GrXXa)
No true Scotsman, and all that.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 12:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ALH at December 23, 2014 12:34 PM (yAPdC)
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Actually, it's the college educated unemployed. They have nothing to do but sit around and think exclusively about themselves. Special snowflakes totally inculcated with selfishness, self-centeredness, and most of all, self pity.
Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2014 12:42 PM (YoYH/)
Elena Kagan "manspreading." Nude. In your bed.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 23, 2014 12:28 PM (kff5f)
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I'd hit...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: big mick at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Feminazis at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (Dj3AB)
Men covering two seats with their legs: Oppressive Patriarchy!
Sharkman's take: FU and dildo yourself to death, Ms. Plame.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (Ktmiv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (DT3rQ)
https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/ groups/morondezvous/info
When requesting access, it helps me if you give your AoSHQ nic so I know I'm not letting in the wrong kind of riffraff.
Posted by: Mindy at December 23, 2014 12:43 PM (rcXlm)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (CzJOg)
Farting is a crime? I thought that was only true after I've had the jumbo bean burrito and sufficient time to turn into a weapon of ass destruction.
Just don't tell the UN weapons inspectors that I possess such weapons...don't want them fellers poking and prodding my nethers.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (VvOZ5)
Posted by: Feminazis at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (4WhSY)
Manspreading---> Pissed men won't give them their seat
Campus rape culture---> Pissed men take them up on their sex positive stance
And on and on.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (ABcz/)
That's your problem right there, they don't any of us to use our brains.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (QBkkW)
Grow beards.
Grow taller than women.
Sit.
Lift heavy things.
Breathe.
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 12:45 PM (0HooB)
Christmas Balls
Christmas Balls
I've got Great Big Christmas Balls
Dress them up like Santa Claus
I've got Christmas Balls
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 23, 2014 12:45 PM (jsWA8)
This is a time of great joy. We should thank the feminists for letting us know that all serious issues in this country have been resolved. America, F yeah!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2014 12:45 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: Agent of S.O.C.K. at December 23, 2014 12:45 PM (Ks4nX)
Posted by: --- at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:44 PM (iBXmZ)
What if the perpetrator is a girl? My skinny little daughter can clear a room...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (2Ojst)
"She's Got The Jack" was a euphemism for something.
Then again, maybe "Thunderstruck" works better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (4WhSY)
You should see the conditions on top of the bus. MANspreading...indeed.
Posted by: Raj Pothrowkallie at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (QGbEp)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (MYCIw)
It was stupid middle school insecurity. But I don't think it was just us. If you watch episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will Smith sits on his couch with the outside of his knees touching the couch his legs are spread that wide.
Now, I'm not saying the SJWs are right, just that there might really be some nozzles out there.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (CCtdH)
Posted by: CanaDave at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (IhNye)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (LA7Cm)
So that's peak feminism, right? There's nowhere to go from here.
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:42 PM (MYCIw)
Never underestimate the crazy that comes from that group of harpies. They live for outrage. Without it, their whole movement dies. They will come up with something.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: My Balls at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (lJLML)
http://tinyurl.com/l27h5qo
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (GrXXa)
The preacher for the Westboro church was a demonrat. *taps chin*
Posted by: ricolaaahhh at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (thyJJ)
Sexism, straight up.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (ZPrif)
".... then I whip out my big ten inch"
Posted by: Aerosmith at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:46 PM (rwI+c)
Hey, that's right.
I think you're on to something.
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:47 PM (zOTsN)
Val Plame is an inspiration.
She knows precisely how ill-treated women are globally, and rather than steer "the sisterhood" towards genuine harms she joins them in inveighing imaginary bugbears....
Val I salute you, forgive me my other 3 gingers are tired.
Posted by: Sven10077 at December 23, 2014 12:48 PM (YxPdV)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:48 PM (XzRw1)
Quick, someone arrange a showing of "Asses of Fire", stat!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (rwI+c)
"But we've got the biggest balls of them all....(and I'm just itching to tell you about them.)"
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (gfB4n)
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (7ObY1)
I believe you asked me to thank young man next door that is home for Christmas after joining Marines in September?
I ran outside to toss things in recycle bin & car was pulling up in next door driveway. Man was in dress blues & I told him he looked great & some of my friends had asked me to thank him. He replied they're welcome.
I'm sorry if it wasn't you.
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mongo at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: redenzo at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Thai trannys on holiday junkets?
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (TETYm)
women:
Grow beards.
Grow taller than women.
Sit.
Lift heavy things.
Breathe.
Posted by: Lauren
Kill spiders.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: ace
---------------
* hmm. maybe my having oatmeal for breakfast was a mistake *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2014 12:49 PM (l1zOH)
http://www.ufunk.net/food/kamasugar-lollipops/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 12:50 PM (QBkkW)
RAPE POEMS
Here is one of the most popular:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wu7Ax78hXo&spfreload=10
"Rape Poem To End All Rape Poems" by Rutgers University
Want to never have a hard-on again for the rest of your life? Watch the above "poetry slam" performance.
Parting thought: Could all of this feminist nonsense be a clever way to TURN ALL MEN GAY?
Is feminism a recruitment strategy by male homosexuals?
Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2014 12:50 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Rules for America 2014 at December 23, 2014 12:50 PM (ZPrif)
If I'm scarce in my travels and don't wish it later Happy and Safe holidays to all 'rons and 'ettes....
Posted by: Sven10077 at December 23, 2014 12:50 PM (YxPdV)
Posted by: Fewenuff at December 23, 2014 12:50 PM (zPNX5)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2014 12:50 PM (YoYH/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 12:51 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 23, 2014 12:51 PM (rwI+c)
dutch ovens are the gang rape of gas
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:51 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (W5DcG)
What a depressing way to live...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (zOTsN)
Unless they stick with that newfangled non-rhyming horsepucky the kids today are so wild about.
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Silent Rip, the Sneak-Fart Rapist at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (E+pqw)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (fL/7/)
http://tinyurl.com/l27h5qo
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:40 PM (GrXXa)
-----
**seethes**
**rages**
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (NaV4z)
Want to never have a hard-on again for the rest of your life?
Recite your nuptials.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (k3WXB)
http://www.ufunk.net/food/kamasugar-lollipops/
------------------
That should probably have a warning. Sure, they're only lollipops, but...
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (UWFpX)
I have a brain and I use it, thank you very much.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 12:35 PM (mf5HN)
For that, something to warm your brain carrying case
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/321233385896575068
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/321233385896575075
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (l1zOH)
Thin Veneer of Civility,
I believe you asked me to thank young man next door that is home for Christmas after joining Marines in September?
Yes it was me. Thank you and I'm glad he's home for Christmas.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: akula51 at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (R5qgD)
Only works for women.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (gfB4n)
That's Progressiveism in a nutshell.
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (MYCIw)
Preaching anarchy in her spare time.
As to whether the fartrape business is real, that is not certain.
Could be, but might not be.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (AC0lD)
It's not like I have bunnies to worry about.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (mf5HN)
No, it's just a way to destroy our society, that's all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: CanaDave at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (IhNye)
It does make me feel better that not all the SJW lunatics aren't Americans. Evidently Canadians have their share too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (Dj3AB)
I once went out to rape
But, dammit, forgot my cape
Embarrased, I felt like an ape
Oh, and this time I remembered the tape
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (2cS/G)
Unless they stick with that newfangled non-rhyming horsepucky the kids today are so wild about.
Posted by: Citizen X
Watch the video. It's not really "poetry" as we cis people understand: It's more like "whining in rhythm."
Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Descendents at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (/BK+P)
Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (zOTsN)
I said some of my friends, no names, so everyone's covered.
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 12:54 PM (2cS/G)
FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (2Ojst)
The world is upside down
Posted by: Bob from table9 at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (fL/7/)
Student activist who led vandalism attack on UVA fraternity house says he has no regrets http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=315504
After finding witnesses, cellphone information and social media postings bragging about the attack, The Times tracked down a male student identified by witnesses as a possible leader of the attack. The student agreed to talk to The Times only on the condition that his name wasn't published, saying he didn't want police to find him.
The young man, the progeny of a privileged family, readily and unrepentantly admitted his role and described the attack his friends carried out in details that match police and eyewitness reports. He also said he knew his actions would be considered illegal.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 12:55 PM (ZPrif)
However...I crawled through it (Twitter needs a better search mechanism, just sayin') and no tweets corresponding to that date appear.
Horde, we may have been punked.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Citizen X at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 23, 2014 12:52 PM (W5DcG)
We need burrito control!
Posted by: Bleating Liberal at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: cheri at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: silent but deadly at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Wouldntyouliketoknow at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (wrr8r)
Could it have been publicity stunt because movie sucked?
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: stuiec at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (eetvJ)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: --- at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: Lab Rat at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (hAbrX)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (2cS/G)
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/321233385896575068
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/321233385896575075
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 12:53 PM (GrXXa)
Ohhhh thank you.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (bJm7W)
YES.
And make it Pay Per View. Because *a lot* of people would pay to see that.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Jackie at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (MMC8r)
----
wasnt quite sure what kinda farts you were referring to there.
Oh.... female lab are..... >
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (NaV4z)
Magnotta found guilty of first-degree murder in Jun Lin's death
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB
And uncles.
Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (k3WXB)
When mine was in full nerf football bloom, it certainly was...lol And there's a lot of spare tissue still there.
Posted by: akula51 at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (R5qgD)
Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2014 12:56 PM (bJm7W)
never bother the homeless person, unless you want to leave the car wearing their garbage.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Alex DeLarge at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 12:58 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 23, 2014 12:59 PM (6tXy4)
Posted by: --- at December 23, 2014 12:59 PM (MMC8r)
I admit my sin; I have (in the past) farted a terrible silent fart under the coverss in bed, then stealthily fanned the covers to assault my victim (the wife), then in my callose ignorant savagery, laughed at the screaming and sometimes cursing it forced her to emit.
*sob* can I be salvaged?
Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2014 12:59 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: --- at December 23, 2014 12:59 PM (MMC8r)
As the years go by, I find myself increasing in agreement with the Khmer Rouge approach to students and academics: close the universities and send everyone out to the rice fields.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 23, 2014 01:00 PM (kdS6q)
I admit my sin; I have (in the past) farted a terrible silent fart under the coverss in bed, then stealthily fanned the covers to assault my victim (the wife), then in my callose ignorant savagery, laughed at the screaming and sometimes cursing it forced her to emit.
*sob* can I be salvaged?
Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2014 12:59 PM (xWW96)
You must say ten Hail Dworkins and make an apologetic appearance on The View.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 01:00 PM (2Ojst)
family, readily and unrepentantly admitted his
role and described the attack his friends carried
out in details that match police and eyewitness
reports. He also said he knew his actions would
be considered illegal.
Posted by: Costanza Defense
UVA frats have hit the $$$ lottery this year.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:00 PM (k3WXB)
She knows precisely how ill-treated women are globally, and rather than steer "the sisterhood" towards genuine harms she joins them in inveighing imaginary bugbears....
Imaginary bugbears tend not to chop one's head off.
I have a new strategy, R2D2: let the wookie win.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 23, 2014 01:00 PM (VvOZ5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (zOTsN)
One day one of the teachers told us he was glad we had Sister Missionaries in class. His reason was that in a mixed class guys were mindful of their farts and restrained themselves. His males-only classes were hard to bear near the end of day.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (CCtdH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (/BK+P)
We had a golden retriever who used to fart audibly, then jump up, look around earnestly seeking the source before leaving the room, as though offended.
I learned a lot from that dog.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (oKE6c)
A black homeless person is on the subway, manspreading and farting.
If you point this out, are you racist and classist?
If you fail to point this out, are you enabling rape culture?
Discuss.
Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (0HooB)
Breaking News @BreakingNews
FDA to recommend end of ban on blood donations from gay and bisexual men; some restrictions remain - @AP
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:02 PM (ZPrif)
No wonder she turns violent
.....and ettes, seriously, that shit is funny
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:02 PM (MaUQj)
A black gay homeless person is on the subway, manspreading and farting.
If you point this out, are you racist and classist?
If you fail to point this out, are you enabling rape culture?
Discuss.
Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (K4YiS)
Just thought I'd throw that in there for good measure.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 01:02 PM (2Ojst)
or is that stick too far up her ass
Never keeps her mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:02 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2014 01:03 PM (bJm7W)
When did this begin?
----
Oh they can fart. In fact ...... Ive heard them fart in minor chords..... IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 01:03 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2014 01:03 PM (jsPV7)
One day one of the teachers told us he was glad we had Sister Missionaries in class. His reason was that in a mixed class guys were mindful of their farts and restrained themselves. His males-only classes were hard to bear near the end of day.
---------------------
And the food there seemed to encourage flatulence.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 01:03 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Social Just Us Worrier at December 23, 2014 01:03 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 23, 2014 01:03 PM (XO6WW)
A black gay homeless person is on the subway, manspreading and farting.
If you point this out, are you racist and classist?
If you fail to point this out, are you enabling rape culture?
Discuss.
Posted by: zombie at December 23, 2014 01:01 PM (K4YiS)
it is a trick question because you never interrupt a guy when he is whacking off, especially in public.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:03 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: akula51 at December 23, 2014 01:04 PM (R5qgD)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 23, 2014 01:04 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 23, 2014 01:04 PM (fWAjv)
Is feminism a recruitment strategy by male homosexuals?
Inadvertently, at best.
It's a recruitment strategy by lesbians to leave otherwise straight women with no port in a storm, as it were.
I will denounce myself for that microaggression and seek a re-education camp.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 23, 2014 01:04 PM (VvOZ5)
I was only in South Korea for a short time, only spoke a few words of Korean but found a nice small church. The women there seemed reasonably happy and South Korea is a pretty patriarchal society.
And I got used to women in skirts and dresses acting girly very quickly.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 23, 2014 01:04 PM (AC0lD)
*Large Women of Color
Posted by: Noam Sayen at December 23, 2014 01:04 PM (HFSaY)
Yes, and they think it's the funniest thing in the world
But if a guy farts....holy hell call the cops
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (MaUQj)
Somewhere just after "in sickness and in health..."
Posted by: akula51 at December 23, 2014 01:04 PM (R5qgD)
So, about the time the beejers stopped...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (2Ojst)
I almost wet myself laughing at your little poem!
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (LA7Cm)
Breaking News @BreakingNews
FDA to recommend end of ban on blood donations from gay and bisexual men; some restrictions remain - @AP
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:02 PM (ZPrif)
What could go wrong?
Besides, spreading a deadly disease to the population at large is a small price to pay for the self-esteem of some pervs.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: deepred at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM (xv5cf)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:02 PM (ZPrif)
'cause fu*k biology.
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Fathers on other planets at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (zKIuh)
----
Jocularity is like the singularity when fart rape reaches critical mass in your jock.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: deepred at December 23, 2014 01:05 PM
skip the pants, just wear the codpiece
Posted by: Buck Naked, '70's Pron Star at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (XO6WW)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (W5DcG)
------------------
Chalk it up to different expectations. Japan's got problems in part because women want to do the traditional wife things... and too many of the men aren't cooperating.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (UWFpX)
plame is just making use of her extensive cia training to disrupt the political
ok i cant do it
Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (BTVj3)
Even male cats don't do that.
Posted by: Oschisms at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (uqV2n)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (mf5HN)
I set up a Pinterest subgroup on my account called "Tax Payments to The Empress" for just those kinds of tributes
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:02 PM (ZPrif)
----
Please tell me they test after donations and pitch any infected donations. Please??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2014 01:08 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 23, 2014 01:08 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (xWW96)
a gentleman always ignores her bubbles. or holds a candle over them to ignite them in a pyrotechnic display of love.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:08 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2014 01:06 PM (xWW96)
a gentleman always ignores her bubbles. or holds a candle over them to ignite them in a pyrotechnic display of love.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:08 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: Georgie and Poppy Carlton at December 23, 2014 01:08 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:08 PM (2cS/G)
Wrapped in a crepe,
The more we eat,
The more we rape.
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 12:57 PM (2cS/G)
bwahaha!
Posted by: Mainah at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (659DL)
I'm sure they won't be low-life dirtbags looking to sell blood to get cash for drugs who don't care if they are HIV+ or not.
And I'm sure there won't be any angry gay dudes who, as an act of revenge on the America they hate, deliberately donate their HIV+ blood in the hope of infecting and killing as many innocents as possible.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (ZPrif)
I have a brain and I use it, thank you very much.
These two sentences are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (kff5f)
Dutch ovens.....a nice cooking tool or rape? Also, if you fart whilst you sleep are sleep-farting-raping? I am asking for a friend.
Yes, my lab farts and then quickly looks around and then smells her tail like she can't believe that she did it. The cat is SBD all the way - very sinister.
Posted by: cheri at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (oiNtH)
Future rapist, right?
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (MYCIw)
The buses are much worse, not so much "manspreading" but women with 4 bags who give you the stink eye if you have to sit next to them because there are not other seats. Listen sugar-tits, you smell like cat piss and 4 day old cheap perfume and there is no reason in the world you need to carry that much crap so free up the seat.
Posted by: Penfold at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (zKIuh)
problems in part because women want to do the traditional wife things...
and too many of the men aren't cooperating.
Posted by: junior
Asking for a friend, does kayak have the best fares to Tokyo?
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2014 01:10 PM (xWW96)
You know the honeymoon is over when the party of the first part hears the party of the second part fart.
The game is to see (or rather, um, detect) who does it first.
B'Gal won.
Which was a source of great amusement for both of us for a long time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 01:10 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 23, 2014 01:10 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 23, 2014 01:10 PM (BTVj3)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 23, 2014 01:10 PM (3jmxp)
Not retarded. Dogs have masters. Cats have subjects.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:10 PM (k3WXB)
And can you be held legally responsible? You are asleep after all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 01:11 PM (LA7Cm)
Imaginary bugbears tend not to chop one's head off.
***
Also the Saudi gravy train doesn't stop when you go after middle/working class American males...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2014 01:11 PM (cK6ro)
Ummm yeah they do
I miss the good old days when nck was little
She'd be on the cough, I'd sneak up and fart on her head
Good times good times
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:11 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:08 PM (2cS/G)
And Daily Mail.
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 23, 2014 01:11 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: New phone at December 23, 2014 01:11 PM (/Qw9A)
Posted by: Penfold at December 23, 2014 01:11 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Zombie VanZandt at December 23, 2014 01:12 PM (VAjYm)
Future rapist, right?
Future moron, for sure.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:12 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: Bob's House of Aggrieved Victimhood at December 23, 2014 01:12 PM (vgIRn)
Wassup, Horde?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (call me, Marvel Studios! I work cheap.) at December 23, 2014 01:12 PM (4X5NS)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (XzRw1)
That's fine as long as he's not wearing a kilt.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Mainah at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (659DL)
Posted by: SarahW at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (Lbv/k)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (go5uR)
http://www.shoebuy.com/bcbgeneration-gavin/718903/1481309
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Zombie VanZandt at December 23, 2014 01:12 PM (VAjYm)
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That Smell.... oooh oooh that smell.
-----
Tuesdays gooooone with the wind....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (NaV4z)
Imagine the lawsuit if they don't. It would destroy them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: New phone at December 23, 2014 01:14 PM (el4ai)
Future rapist, right?
Odeipus complex in the year 2015
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 01:14 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 23, 2014 01:14 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: X at December 23, 2014 01:14 PM (KHo8t)
Posted by: Jean at December 23, 2014 01:14 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2014 01:07 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:14 PM (oKE6c)
Forget Hot Air, what's other nickname? Hot gas.
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:15 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Erowmero
You're fwench? Who knew?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:15 PM (k3WXB)
Stand...or on your knees.
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at December 23, 2014 01:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Can I bitch about women trying to stuff major appliances in the overhead bin on the plane? Then asking me for help?
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (zKIuh)
You can do that? I might need to do that.
Posted by: SarahW at December 23, 2014 01:15 PM (Lbv/k)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (call me, Marvel Studios! I work cheap.) at December 23, 2014 01:15 PM (4X5NS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:15 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 23, 2014 01:16 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Heralder at December 23, 2014 01:16 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Oschisms at December 23, 2014 01:16 PM (uqV2n)
50 you can scratch your nuts
Imagine what Vic can do in public
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:16 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:17 PM (k3WXB)
Can I bitch about women trying to stuff major appliances in the overhead bin on the plane? Then asking me for help?
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 23, 2014 01:09 PM (zKIuh)
Or those trying to put their anvil collection up there.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:17 PM (oKE6c)
That's like when fraternity jocks release too many farts into the air in a deliberate attempt to oppress the women on the UVA campus. Farts first, rape next
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's daughter Nevaeh at December 23, 2014 01:17 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: Mr. Dave (twice divorced) at December 23, 2014 01:17 PM (zKIuh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2014 01:18 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 23, 2014 01:18 PM (XzRw1)
I'm sure they'll test every donation and pitch the infected ones. At first. And then someone will notice that a significant number of donations from gay or bisexual men are being discarded, and there will be a fuss raised.
Remember, AIDS is a threat to everyone, even if the Left has to discard every standard of safety in order to make it so.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at December 23, 2014 01:18 PM (OiH3z)
any fart rape theory that doesn't take into account the silent but deadly fart is junk science
Posted by: kj at December 23, 2014 01:18 PM (lKyWE)
A generation of hemophiliacs died of AIDS because the Red Cross was slow to ban donations from at-risk groups.
I have some professional experience with them, and I am singularly unimpressed by everything about them, except their expense accounts.
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at December 23, 2014 01:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's daughter Nevaeh
There's evil down South.
Posted by: The Punster toots at December 23, 2014 01:19 PM (Spluw)
During the winter the heavier blankets should provide enough weight to meter the gas perfectly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2014 01:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (Zu3d9)
Anyone who rides the subway knows there's an unstated...ethnic component to this complaint.
Posted by: Oschisms at December 23, 2014 12:24 PM (uqV2n)
Also, yes.
Posted by: Heralder at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (/Mxso)
It was the $12bn spent on Obamacare: http://tinyurl.com/qaneual
Posted by: Country Singer at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (nL0sw)
Boys and Men semi-inpassively joke-Fart for fun, relief, and lesiure. The wafting hand is a "tell" that its joyous.
No MAN ever wants to be caught farting around a woman by her many detection senses, including sub-sonic vibration, nor use of "the-lean" however (slight the angle of vent) casualy.
You will KNOW a fart is evil when the emitter reminds you that it's hilarious (only to them) that thousands--upon--thousands of their Smelly Evil & Fetid molecules of gas stench are now in DIRECT contact with YOUR Noses mucous sensors! That they now have been in and out of your Lungs (many times!), and that just seconds ago, the payload WAS in just ASS direct contact with THEIR large anus, intestine, shit rectum, and sweaty underwear!
Fact: Those molecules are directly plugged into your receptor sites!!!
YOU REALISE that it's 100% TRUE, and they just giggle and ferment another assault on US after telling us that, or posting it on a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (aR8Ih)
My ass sang aloud. My asshole did quiver.
When what to my wondering nose should appear?
But a wafting of hell that was made out of beer.
With a bit of a wetness, a little bit slick.
A sputter of butter; the place smelled of shit.
I startled the Beagles, but I had no shame.
My Wife started bitching and calling me names...
You Asshole!, You Bastard!, You drank all the Schlitz and..
You fucked up this bedroom and just lay there gigglin'!
Merry Christmas to All,
This'll start a big fight!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (16bOT)
http://www.shoebuy.com/bcbgeneration-gavin/718903/1481309
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:13 PM (QBkkW)
Oh very nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Fewenuff at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (zPNX5)
Sorry I don't know where you guys are getting this info but women neither fart or shit. Sorry they just don't.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 23, 2014 01:14 PM (3jmxp)
My wife hasn't done either since we got married 14 years ago. She's a great lady, and my appreciation of her is completely grounded in reality.
Posted by: CJ at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (9KqcB)
Did you laugh at your 4 year old son?
I had my 2 1/2 year old neice for three long days here when my nephew was born. Out of the blue she'd recite- dam it, F___, suck, stupid, dingbat & dickhead. I tried not to laugh but couldn't & cracked up. There were 7 words, I forgot one. Her voice didn't change at all.
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (aR8Ih)
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/12/23/al-sharptons-history-of-racial-evils/
Well worth the read and thread worthy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (Zmw74)
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A friend of mine told a story involving his sister. She timed it between when he helped her into his car, and when he came around and climbed into the driver's seat.
Then he introduced their (surprise) double date sitting in the back seat.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (UWFpX)
You start by laughing but you know there will be pain
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Wouldntyouliketoknow
.--. ..- .-.. .-.. / -- -.-- / ..-. .. -. --. . .-. .-.-.-
For the non-Morse weenies: http://tinyurl.com/b4eng
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:21 PM (zOTsN)
What in Japan is a matter of being polite, in the minds of America's Left is cast as an aggressive struggle between genders for domination. And then they're outraged that they're portrayed as being Drama Queens.
Posted by: Socratease at December 23, 2014 01:22 PM (82qVG)
It was the $12bn spent on Obamacare: http://tinyurl.com/qaneual
Posted by: Country Singer at December 23, 2014 01:20 PM (nL0sw)
Ahhhh ZeroHedge.
Go to read the interesting articles. Stay to read the super crazy the Joooooooooos comments.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 23, 2014 01:23 PM (aR8Ih)
Posted by: Offended person at December 23, 2014 01:23 PM (rbL3r)
*flails arms and topples over*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:23 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:24 PM (sj3Ax)
-- .- -.-- / .. / ... .. - / .... . .-. . ..--..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2014 01:24 PM (l1zOH)
I heard the shark fart as it jumped this time! It was a female great not white shark.
Posted by: Fewenuff at December 23, 2014 01:24 PM (zPNX5)
Colorado gun group: Let pot users have concealed carry permits
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 23, 2014 01:24 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Mr. Dave (twice divorced) at December 23, 2014 01:17 PM (zKIuh)
I think if you just pull the covers over her head too its called a dutch oven.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2014 01:24 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap)
It brought tears to my eyes.....the fart.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 23, 2014 01:25 PM (Spluw)
*flails arms and topples over*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:23 PM (QBkkW)
if worn properly the soles never touch the floor.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:25 PM (iBXmZ)
*flails arms and topples over*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:23 PM (QBkkW)
Yeah 4 - 4 1/2 is the limit for walking.
Anything over that is not really intended for the soles to ever touch the floor.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 23, 2014 01:25 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 23, 2014 01:25 PM (zKIuh)
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 23, 2014 01:26 PM (fWAjv)
I'm 6'7", 225. Even if I sit with my leg straight in front, my shoulders
go into the next seat. Surely there's an ADA claim there.
I'd say I am not fucking with a horde member in that good a shape.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2014 01:26 PM (0FSuD)
Colorado gun group: Let pot users have concealed carry permits
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 23, 2014 01:24 PM (XUKZU)
only requirement is all their ammo has to be cheeto flavored.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:26 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: James Holmes at December 23, 2014 01:26 PM (ABcz/)
I'm afraid not, typical gutless anonymous Twitter pussy. You will NEVER live in a house this nice!
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 23, 2014 01:26 PM (fWAjv)
Colorado gun group: Let pot users have concealed carry permitsPosted by: The Great White Snark at December 23, 2014 01:24 PM (XUKZU)Meh, if we're going to treat it like alcohol, then I don't see why not. Don't carry while you're under the influence of either.Of course, most of the pot-heads are lefties who would never touch an evil gun.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at December 23, 2014 01:26 PM (OiH3z)
I have some professional experience with them, and I am singularly unimpressed by everything about them, except their expense accounts.
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at December 23, 2014 01:18 PM (Zu3d9)
I consider allowing donations from at-risk groups (aka "disease vectors") to be nothing short of criminal. We're putting the public health at risk so the flotsam and jetsam of society feel better about themselves? WTF? How about a little risk/benefit calculation here?
In grad school a housemate and I used to walk past a plasma donor center on Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley, which invariably had a line of "bath of the year club" members outside it. My buddy and I looked at each other, and solemnly vowed to donate plasma for each other if ever needed to avoid getting the crap they were donating. You'd be better off getting injected with the bubbling stew at a sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:27 PM (oKE6c)
Then how will she get up afterwards to make my sammich?
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:27 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:28 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:28 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: El Kabong at December 23, 2014 01:28 PM (TDooZ)
Unless one seeks merely to identify the sex of the neurotic, of course.
The AoSHQ Style Guide has been revised accordingly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 01:30 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: despair at December 23, 2014 01:30 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:30 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: Heralder at December 23, 2014 01:30 PM (/Mxso)
I'm all for Colorado doing what they want with their CCW laws but if they pass that I would recommend the states that have not legalized weed withdraw from any reciprocal licensing agreement .
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 23, 2014 01:30 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Edmund Burkes Shade, former aggravated libertarian at December 23, 2014 01:31 PM (cmBvC)
Yes, they do seem to have a large contingent of CBD's type of folks over there.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 23, 2014 01:31 PM (nL0sw)
Not seen since the days of Little Boy and Fat Man.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:31 PM (k3WXB)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at December 23, 2014 01:31 PM (DkXQB)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 23, 2014 01:32 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:33 PM (sj3Ax)
Like the kitchen floor
.....you know, one day I'm going to get cut because of this stupid blog (T lurks here)
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:33 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:33 PM (2cS/G)
go into the next seat. Surely there's an ADA claim there."
If I was just 7" taller, we would be twins.
Posted by: jwest at December 23, 2014 01:33 PM (vwlGK)
We're doing our best to keep up, alright!!
Posted by: Takimag at December 23, 2014 01:33 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 23, 2014 01:34 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:34 PM (sj3Ax)
Timberlake's tour stopped in Nashville
Justin Timberlake and Garth Brooks - Friends In Low Places - Nashville, ...: http://youtu.be/-_yCEVmepsQ via @YouTube
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:35 PM (ZPrif)
http://www.shoebuy.com/devious-ballet-1020/329796/704050
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:35 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: Edmund Burkes Shade, former aggravated libertarian at December 23, 2014 01:31 PM (cmBvC)
The problem, as I understand it (correct me if I'm wrong), is that the tests, to detect HIV, require a viral titer that exceeds that found in the early stages of the disease, i.e., a donor could be asymptomatic and donate blood that is below the radar of the tests, but nonetheless potentially infective. Is that true?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:36 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:36 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 23, 2014 01:37 PM (AC0lD)
Then how will she get up afterwards to make my sammich?Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:27 PM (MaUQj)Everyone knows that she should be barefoot if she's in the kitchen. Also, pregnant.
Posted by: Colorada Alex at December 23, 2014 01:37 PM (OiH3z)
I'd get her a pair but no size 5
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 23, 2014 01:37 PM (MaUQj)
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I know that was true 20 years ago. I don't know if that's still the case, however.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 01:37 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Bob's House of Aggrieved Victimhood at December 23, 2014 01:12 PM (vgIRn)
Well, I'm one of those.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2014 01:38 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 01:39 PM (MYCIw)
Some of the new generation tests are quite good at detecting HIV early on but I suspect that's not what they're using. I do know they test everything and report whenever a positive shows up.
Posted by: Bigby's Coin-Rubbing Thumb at December 23, 2014 01:39 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 23, 2014 01:39 PM (LA7Cm)
The current tests are very sensitive, but still, why risk it.
Tsrblke probably knows the answer to this question.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2014 01:39 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:35 PM (ZPrif)
404 Not Found?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2014 01:39 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2014 01:38 PM (Zu3d9)
I usually don't have to look up at people, I was surprised when I met you.
Posted by: Heralder at December 23, 2014 01:40 PM (/Mxso)
Some of the new generation tests are quite good at detecting HIV early on but I suspect that's not what they're using. I do know they test everything and report whenever a positive shows up.
Posted by: Bigby's Coin-Rubbing Thumb at December 23, 2014 01:39 PM (3ZtZW)
of course, why even take the chance. wanna donate behave differently.
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:40 PM (iBXmZ)
Posted by: FormerlyFormer at December 23, 2014 01:40 PM (ktSf9)
Posted by: Null at December 23, 2014 01:40 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: ThunderB at December 23, 2014 01:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 23, 2014 01:41 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 23, 2014 01:41 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:41 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Bigby's Coin-Rubbing Thumb at December 23, 2014 01:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Heralder at December 23, 2014 01:40 PM (/Mxso)
Heh....but I sure as hell am not 6'7"
225 on the other hand......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2014 01:41 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 23, 2014 01:42 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Nancy at December 23, 2014 01:42 PM (iQoIE)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 23, 2014 01:42 PM (tsGZY)
Posted by: n at December 23, 2014 01:40 PM (iBXmZ)
\Because "Special Snowflake's" needs outweigh prudence and caution of a public equality based health care "system".
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 23, 2014 01:43 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2014 01:43 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 23, 2014 01:43 PM (wtvvX)
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Problem is, they don't want it because they like to donate. I don't know of anyone who enjoys getting a needle stuck in their arm. And if they really cared about the people that they might help by donating, then they'd acknowledge that their lifestyle makes their blood a risk for any potential recipients, and voluntarily recuse themselves regardless of what the American Red Cross decides to permit.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 01:43 PM (UWFpX)
Sure. I suppose you could file for anything. Good luck.
Posted by: Bigby's Coin-Rubbing Thumb at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (6/J77)
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Thanks. So in essence, this is still playing with fire.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 23, 2014 01:42 PM (9GG/0)
Why? Because I'm not nuts.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: despair at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (dcY7v)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (Spluw)
Social Fucking Poet
Well done Slap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2014 01:45 PM (U93Mr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2014 01:45 PM (QBkkW)
Posted by: stace at December 23, 2014 01:45 PM (58UGl)
Yo, corgis.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2014 01:46 PM (8v9fw)
Posted by: Heralder at December 23, 2014 01:40 PM (/Mxso)
I stood next to two former basketball players, both closer to 7' than 6'. First time in my life I felt short.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2014 01:47 PM (k3WXB)
You know what? If you need a transfusion, take it. People live with HIV now and its better than dying from bloodloss.
Posted by: Bigby's Coin-Rubbing Thumb at December 23, 2014 01:47 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: cheri at December 23, 2014 01:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:41 PM (2cS/G)
Same here.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:49 PM (oKE6c)
Garrett should come in second with his prom.
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:49 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 23, 2014 01:49 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 23, 2014 01:30 PM (3jmxp)
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Met a young guy from CO traveling through OK and he was bitching that the cops had pulled him over twice. He said it was because of his CO license plate. I told him that if he voted for the pot legalization in CO, he should have thought of the consequences, especially if he was going to be driving out of state.
Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2014 01:49 PM (YoYH/)
Posted by: jd at December 23, 2014 01:49 PM (bW1bg)
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:50 PM (sj3Ax)
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Thanks. So in essence, this is still playing with fire.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2014 01:44 PM (UWFpX)
Thanks for the update.
A modest proposal: blood donated from high-risk groups is given only to members of high-risk groups.
I know. Much too sensible.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2014 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Carol at December 23, 2014 01:52 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: cheri at December 23, 2014 01:52 PM (oiNtH)
Nebraska and Oklahoma are suing Colorado because so much weed is going over their borders and straining their legal justice system and LE. Their standing seems to be that CO is violating federal law and by doing so are endangering their states and loss of revenue.
Posted by: cheri at December 23, 2014 01:47 PM (oiNtH)
A couple of years ago, the owner of the largest medical MJ dispensary here in my SoCal town was busted in OK smuggling a couple of hundred pounds of weed into the state. He was using the CA med MJ license as a means of cultivating weed far in excess of what was needed for his dispensary.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2014 01:54 PM (8v9fw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2014 01:58 PM (2cS/G)
I don't weigh enough to give blood never have.
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I can't either, Carol. I'm not allowed to give blood because of my weight. I'm about 105.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 23, 2014 01:58 PM (tsGZY)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 23, 2014 01:59 PM (27KAF)
Kids think farts are funny! They --both male and female-- will try to *out-fart* (and *out-belch*) each other, perhaps as a form of Peaceful Protest or Civil Disobedience against the authority figures in their lives. (I know my siblings and I, and ALL the cousins did these things, way-back-when!)
ZOMG! A Huge Incestuous Pedo- Fart-Rape Orgy!!
Heh.
Eff these bints, they don't speak for *this* woman.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 23, 2014 02:03 PM (rhjQp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxV7DfbW0_E
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 23, 2014 02:03 PM (XUKZU)
Kevin Jennings gets an idea for 2nd grade common core lesson plan....?
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 23, 2014 02:07 PM (rhjQp)
1) She's a woman in Ontario
2) She goes to U of T.
3) Rather beta kinda dude did it.
If you've never had the pleasure of meeting a woman from Toronto, you're lucky.
Posted by: Sean at December 23, 2014 02:07 PM (pq/n1)
There's an old saying I made up: "The further out the outliers lie, the further out the inliers can lie without being outliers."
IOW, these nutcases are protecting, by their outlierness, almost as nutty things which are, thus, getting close to mainstream.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 23, 2014 02:09 PM (Q/3mX)
Posted by: Koala bearand his big swinging bifurcated penis at December 23, 2014 02:18 PM (WGm5T)
I also work with a man who wanders around and farts loudly - and belches loudly, too. The men all laughed about it, and the women thought it was disgustingly gross. One day, this man belched loudly in front of my desk. I just looked at him and raised one eyebrow.... That is all it took. He mumbled, "Excuse me", and has been...better...ever since.
Posted by: Jen at December 23, 2014 02:22 PM (msAGT)
There's an old saying I made up: "The further out the outliers lie, the further out the inliers can lie without being outliers."
IOW, these nutcases are protecting, by their outlierness, almost as nutty things which are, thus, getting close to mainstream.
Agreed. I believe this to be true of all the "victim" movements.
Posted by: Jen at December 23, 2014 02:26 PM (msAGT)
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