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#SalonTroll: The Story of Jesus' Conception is a Rape Narrative, You Know
We've reached Peak Salon.
I once again invite people to stop Feeding the Trolls -- stop linking these obvious troll-bait stories, for crying out loud! Quote them a little, yes. Comment on them, sure. Attribute the source, naturally. But we really have to stop rewarding them for deliberate, sneering stupidity. Anyway, read all about it at Hot Air. You may wonder why feminists never stop writing about rape. The answer is simple: Minus rape, feminism stands exposed as a trivial lists of complaints -- women not "empowered" enough in TV shows, Liz Lemon selling out the sisterhood on 30 Rock, Negative Body Image You Guys in the media, etc. Minus rape, feminism is rather too obviously a list of trivial complaints by comfortable yet hysterical semi-affluent white women. So they always are struggling to bring rape up as a topic, because it's obviously more serious than the six millionth whine that Men Expect Too Much Regarding Make-Up and Beauty Myth You Guys. And that's it. It's the "serious" veneer slapped upon a very silly and trivial channeling of personal anxieties and hysterias into an alleged "politics."Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:41 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 04:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2014 04:42 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: The Number Six Dance Gazette at December 22, 2014 04:43 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 22, 2014 04:43 PM (Ztfnl)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Modern Feminism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Realism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (ibvmu)
Not so much trivial as false.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Shark at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (3ZtZW)
Meh. It's the price of equal access to a decent sammich.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
...well.... now we know where rapeseed comes from....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Hamilton at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (a3+wd)
The answer is simple:
They secretly whish it would happen to them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (CAapk)
12 Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things? Not so much trivial as false.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (rwI+c)
Except in Obama's White House, where he does pay women less than men.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (MMC8r)
The answer is simple:
They secretly wish it would happen to them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: The Moocher at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (U93Mr)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (F3WJL)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (CAapk)
And what about Aisha or whatever you-know-who's 9 year old bride?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (ABcz/)
Every. Week. Deal with that Science, misogynists.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 04:48 PM (ZPrif)
Don't take the cork off your fork, Ruprecht.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:48 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AIEEEEEEE-sha at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (8ZskC)
And just because there is under-representation of any given demographic group in any subpopulation doesn't necessarily mean that is it due to the oppression of The Man. There are other factors at work.
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (/Ho8c)
My take on this? Western "feminists" bring up rape in an attempt to insulate themselves from the valid complaints that their concerns are trivial when non-Western women are caught in an actual war on actual women.
Work life balance is bullshit when compared to being shot in the head for the audacity of going to school. But rape? Rape is terrible and serious and thus Western "feminists" are too concerned with important matters!
Then there's my internet psychologist degree diagnosing the rape culture hysteria (in the Victorian usage of the term hysteria) as the Gen X third wave feminist response to the cognitive dissonance caused by attempting to understand second wave feminism's response to Bill Clinton.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (mf5HN)
Every. Week. Deal with that Science, misogynists.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz!
In the produce aisle.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: Obama at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (z/HLo)
Does this make me normal or...
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Realism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (ibvmu)
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Ummmm ...... please direct your preference for "patriarchy sux" topics to Salon..... who chose to write about this topic rather than the ones you wish to focus on.
Or.... do you need a trigger warning first???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (NaV4z)
Simply put, Lesbos are lesbos because no MAN gave them a good fucking. It's our fault, fat girls just don't get good sex.
Have a nice day.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (vVSOO)
It's that Mary willingly accepted the will of God to be the Mother of Christ.
We can't have women willingly subject themselves to powerful (traditionally male) Divine Powers now, can we? So, throw some mud at the story, even if it's blatantly false.
Progtards have only one tactic. And it always involves lies.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: ejo at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (rsGj7)
Read that on Wikipedia (?) so it must be true!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (ABcz/)
Average female CEO makes less than two dollars a day! A day!
Yet you sit back with your smug testicles and laugh.
Let's see you try to run a billion dollar company on $2 a day -- and with no testicles! Not so easy.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (ZPrif)
Every. Week. Deal with that Science, misogynists.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz!
So, is it the same 1 of 3, or does that rotate every week? Cuz...there's lots of weeks...
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (0FSuD)
Rape is a threat to us all. I think about it constantly. Always. I can't get it out of my mind.
Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (CMkNk)
Let's see you try to run a billion dollar company on $2 a day -- and with no testicles! Not so easy.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz!
lmfao
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Sally Struthers at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (TIIx5)
I had another subversive thought. The reason the Yazhidi women were raped and sold in slavery is because their men weren't strong enough to protect them. (And I realize they were probably denied guns but still). Historically, women are protected against rape by their menfolk. Maybe it's time to end their war on men.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (2UkNi)
Rape of the willing is still RAPE!
Posted by: Hysterical Feminist. at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro, VT and Proud of it !!!! at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (MMC8r)
Take out the word "Western" and you have it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: JackT at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (kc1ED)
Peace be with them. They need it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro, VT and Proud of it !!!! at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (Sd++4)
Prosporus ain't just a river in Turkey.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (HkkyM)
Posted by: Applicant at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Roy at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (fWLrt)
That, or dodging boolits for going to skool, or avoiding the clitorectomy knives....
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (CAapk)
Or...it's too late, and the trivialization of rape will continue apace, so that eventually it will be considered just another sometimes-violent crime, but usually without the use of weapons, so many real rapists will get probation or suspended sentences for their first offenses.
Thanks, feminism!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (HkkyM)
Posted by: Valerie Tarrico at December 22, 2014 04:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:55 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 04:55 PM (NaV4z)
Yar, I wonder if the first and second waves of feminism were all about the rape too...or maybe it's that the 3rd wave have nothing left to fight for but arm pit hair. So, they have to make up a glorious struggle.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (vztQz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (HkkyM)
No doubt it involved some Coke, some smiles, and a Jello Pudding Pop or two.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Python in my Pants at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (fWLrt)
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And that she was so excited about her upcoming pregnancy that she praised God at length when she was given the news.
But, you know, details...
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: WarOnWomenz!
So, if I'm hearing you correctly, sugartits, you're admitting balls have everything to do with running a successful company, correct?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Nirvana at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (lIU4e)
Preach it!
Why aren't all men making sure strong independent women get their due, huh?
Posted by: Super Realist at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (0NdlF)
Allow me to say go fuck yourself before ATC or someone else has the opportunity.
I have a Christmas wish. For you to be gone till at least the new year.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: prescient11 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: flmomof4 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (nSjrf)
Read an article once on how to break into the talking head biz -- #1 rule was volunteer to work holidays and weekends. If you are lucky, something horrible happens and everybody turns to the news and you are the only in studio willing to work Thanksgiving and, boom, you make a name for yourself.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (w3a0Z)
I didn't believe it either, at first, until they said that it included prisons. Then it made sense.
But it is certainly true (and the US military has the stats to prove it) that more than half of all victims of sexual assault in the military are male.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (jyWrx)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Super Realist at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (0NdlF)
Feminists are patriarchy's parasites.
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (2mhB+)
Posted by: David Caruso at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (TIIx5)
Maybe Democrats should stop targeting female Republicans for defeat, then.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (MMC8r)
Scrambled? Internal or external?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: Roy at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (vgIRn)
Time was different back then. I mean, Methusaleh couldn't have been 900-some years old. So 9 years old is really closer to 7.
But in goat years, 9 is legal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (CMkNk)
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You aren't coming here for the produce, are you...
Posted by: The Cucumbers at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (U93Mr)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (AB/j8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (z/HLo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (Dj3AB)
Valerie Tarico is a psychologist and writer in Seattle, Washington. She completed her Ph.D. in Counseling Psychology from the University of Iowa and postdoctoral studies at the University of Washington.
Valerie is the author of Trusting Doubt: A Former Evangelical Looks at Old Beliefs. She currently writes for the Alternet, and occasionally for Huffington Post and Truthout. Her articles are popular at Salon.com, ExChristian.net and IEET.org.
What a drag if she's between you and the onion dip at the office Christmas party. Might have to make some idle chitchat, that will snowball into one of her rants that you'll desperately try to escape. Probably by gnawing off your own leg.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (kdS6q)
Equal pay for equal work, plus our own organizations. And someone to listen to us when we bitch. And more cabinets in the kitchen dammit. And a nice gift under the tree...and....
When do we want it.
ALL THE TIME..unless we don't
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (S0A/C)
The flip side is that we totally exposed the MFM. But your point is taken. Without the internet, MSNBC would have an audience of about 10 people, mostly the stage hands.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (3jmxp)
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2r-sVyR7mk"
Posted by: rabidfox at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (COIkl)
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (gqnWk)
Posted by: Leda at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (AB/j8)
Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (C9K75)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (MMC8r)
Go big or go home. Macroaggression all the way!
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Python in my Pants at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (fWLrt)
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Flip the menu over.... there's:
Rape over easy.
Rape Benedict
1/2 of a Rapefruit
Toast with Rape jelly
... and a big bowl of Rape Nuts Cereal...
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (NaV4z)
110 The story of a woman being impregnated by a Deity is pretty common in religious mytholigy. What makes Jesus' story unique is Joseph's loving acceptance of him.
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (gqnWk)
Even allowing him to take his last name.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (joj8k)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (hgEPl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (Zu3d9)
I saw Good Penis Tattoo open for King Missile at the San Luis Obispo County Fair back in '06.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Pharisees & Saducees at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (nbGZj)
Posted by: Elaine Benis at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (AB/j8)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: Jack Ripper at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (zxQ4h)
1 / 365 ~= 0.3%
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (0NdlF)
119 Even allowing him to take his last name. Christ? O'Nazareth? What?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (8ZskC
Christ.
Silly stupid joke, I know.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Erowmero at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (go5uR)
I imagine he would never admit it, but that Beck is chuckling to himself a little bit.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Feminist Salon Writer at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: University of California Menu Association at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (vgIRn)
(noun) - Salon, from the French word salon (a living room or parlor), means a conversational gathering. Usually this is a select group of intellectuals, artists and politicians who meet in the private residence of a socially influential (and often wealthy) person.
eh?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Glenn Beck at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (rwI+c)
not having to worry that my daughters are going to get pregnant before they graduate college. Thanks Mirena! #ThxBirthControl"
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Unspoken: "Because they are really into sex with any guy that comes along."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (U93Mr)
Hmmm, I think "microaggression" would make a good penis tattoo.
If you rub it, it turns into a cyclorama.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (TIIx5)
So of course, Mary was raped is appropriate for Dec 22.
A$$holes.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (ABcz/)
Who's laughing now?
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Elaine Benis at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (AB/j8)
Ummm.....
Nevermind.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 04:48 PM (ZPrif)
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Cucumbers and zukini (sp). The vegetables that just scream rape.Women are forced to buy them.
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (YoYH/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (TIIx5)
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.... and all shriveled up it reads M-I-C-R-O-N
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Realism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (ibvmu)
More unquestioned BS. Women, on average, work fewer hours, spend fewer years in their professions, go home earlier, take more time off from work. I know because I've worked at jobs where I had to work more hours, and harder, because the moms needed to deal with their kids.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: Crook Necked Squash at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (AB/j8)
Posted by: Groot at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (rwI+c)
Everyone knows that pro wrasslin depends on a good bad guy and good good guy, otherwise it's not very entertaining.
These assholes need to create a good bad guy so that they can work against it, to create the drama and storyline that allows for fundraising and winning elections.
That people get destroyed, has that ever mattered to deranged progressives? Never.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (jzdfJ)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (3jmxp)
Lords a leaping---> Raping
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn)
Piker.
Posted by: Peter North at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (vgIRn)
They need dolphin free tuna only
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (fWEL6)
"Valerie Tarico @ValerieTarico · Nov 6
Sustain Between the Sheets! Father-daughter team launch beautiful eco-friendly condom company http://wp.me/p15FwO-ET @ValerieTarico"
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Sounds like a Lena Dunham story.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (U93Mr)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (hgEPl)
Jesus, being the child of rape, should have been aborted so He would not be a burden to his single Mother?
Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (3ZtZW)
Feminists are just pissed off because Mary didn't abort the baby Jesus.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
If Kate Upton would rub it, it would turn glass cutter.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (CAapk)
http://tinyurl.com/ktsfrjs
But apparently the YouTube commenters beat me to it.
These people are joyless.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:09 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: Groot at December 22, 2014 05:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Rules for America 2014 at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (ZPrif)
Lords a leaping---> Raping
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (ABcz/)
5 golden rings... because Gold would be wedding rings.... and weddings are just there to legalize Rape...
Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (qh617)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (MMC8r)
THIS
And they do this by choice because their family responsibilities are a priority. So sick of feminists trying to erase the unique contributions of women to families.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (YoYH/)
Promptly deletes it.
Weasel Zippers
There is no delete on the Internet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Santa at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (rwI+c)
Okay, but it's working title was "Baby I Have You Trapped in My Cabin With No Transportation So Now You Must Have PIV Sex With Me."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (8ZskC)
hey, everyone, did you hear?
Now's not the time for heated rhetoric. Yeah. Really.
You know who told me? The experts in heated rhetoric, that's who.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (fWEL6)
Posted by: Soona
Dude, I'm right here.
Posted by: celery at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: WarOnWomenz!
Sorry. What? I was laughing like a retarded hyena.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (CAapk)
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And the maids a milking?
No further comment needed, I suspect.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (hgEPl)
Us other married folks call that anniversary fat ass
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (vVSOO)
I'm just thankful that she isn't a member of my family and I don't have to spend Christmas with the nasty thing. How'd you like to have that for an in law?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: Groot at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (rwI+c)
me stealing that one. Quite a turn of phrase, as the Old Folks used to say
Posted by: riding the tiger, chasing the dragon at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: eman at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (mR7Es)
It's also sexist that boy dogs are mostly interested in girl dogs when they are in heat!! You know it was a bunch of boy dogs who invented that system!!
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (ZPrif)
2) Everything is Racism.
That's why I only rape minorities.
It's a two-fer.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Radical Feminist at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (zxQ4h)
The problem is that too many people actually believe this.
Posted by: Captain Rapeballs with a Rapist Wit at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (9+Udi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (8ZskC)
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That was the chorus in medevial times. It's been changed in the more modern versions.
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (YoYH/)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (3jmxp)
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Fiskars nipping at their balls.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (NaV4z)
Their rape fantasy involves some big handsome hunk with long flowing locks, big pecs, powerful legs and a bank account with lots of zeros.
They aren't fantasizing about any of the rest of us Morons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: The Moocher at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (U93Mr)
Well, there's only so much profit in ditching poor, uninsured patients on other hospitals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: Feminist Salon Writer at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (t72+4)
I used this term when discussing the Whoopi/Rosie flap from a few days ago. Whoopi did the "I am black" thing and Rosie did the "I have a black son" thing:
"Victimization Arms Race"
Posted by: AmishDude at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (jyWrx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (LA7Cm)
And they do this by choice because their
family responsibilities are a priority. So sick of feminists trying to
erase the unique contributions of women to families.
Posted by: Lizzy
Mighty damn selfish of them, says I.
Posted by: Feminists, unconcerned with the future of humanity, or hell, even their own retirement at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (4nR9/)
182 I bet God can hire some pretty badass lawyers. Just sayin
Posted by: eman at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (mR7Es)
You've obviously never heard the "Engineer that accidentally gets sent to hell" joke
An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said,
"Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons.
One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God's face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake he should never have gotten down there send him up here."
Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer."
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (zt+N6)
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And just enough threat of violence to give them an excuse to submit, as opposed to actual violence.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:16 PM (msAGT)
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You know, if Whoopi wanted to, she could cancel out Rosie's black son with one of her own...
Just sayin'...
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (jyWrx)
Hey, so are the police, Al.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r)
Yep. Feminists are ALL for choice.
One choice. To live life as the feminists have chosen to. Period. Any other choice is invalid.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (ABcz/)
yeah.... and Mandingo aint a male dog from Australia.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:18 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r)
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Ummm point of order.
Those aint threats.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:18 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:19 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:19 PM (hgEPl)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (LA7Cm)
Ok that was about sexual harassment but same principle.
Posted by: Captain Rapeballs with a Rapist Wit at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (9+Udi)
Mary said yes, feminists say no but mean please, and whiny lesbian feminists are just mental cases who think bumping uglies is going to fulfill them. Nothing goin' in means nothin's gettin' filled, ladies.
Feminists are harpies and idiots.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (g+qqc)
I think the word you're looking for is "cackling."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r)
I don't believe that he has gotten death threats......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Beauty Myth You Guys
And even that (the myth of The Beauty Myth and the fale image of the Negative Body Image) was debunked by that recent poll showing that while WOMEN want to (i.e. feel pressured to) look like Cameron Diaz, MEN want them to look like Kate Upton.
So it turns out after all these decades that there is little-to-no-pressure from males to be emaciated or skinny -- that such pressure comes from OTHER WOMEN (or gay magazine design editors trying to normalize the pubescent male body type -- but that's a different story).
How many decades have men endured the feminist whine, "We women are all screwed up in the head because you dudes constantly pressure us into being skinny!", when in fact it never was true?
What men want is for women to be cute. Whether that be thick'n'cute like Kate Upton or thin'n'cute like a runway model is actually not the point.
But you can't really control how cute the face you were born with is. Which drives the feminists mad.
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (YoYH/)
claiming that he is getting death threats over the
NYPD police officer assassinations. Poor Al...I
guess he was not getting enough attention.
Not buying it. Al said he received 9 calls on his PERSONAL cell phone.
How did 9 strangers get his personal cell number?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: Circular Reasoning at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (nbGZj)
Posted by: TBH3K at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (NaV4z)
So it's only rape if God is not black.
Posted by: wooga at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (joj8k)
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Religon of Peace at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (vemGv)
Posted by: Billy Clinton at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (LA7Cm)
I did not have rape-relations with those wimmenz......
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Wanna bet...?
Posted by: Blue Dress at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (UWFpX)
Witness the rise of the Kardiashian ass and the bouncing boobies brigade.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (g+qqc)
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o_O
*seriouswy??*
Posted by: Mike Tyson at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (rwI+c)
Whatever the base level of cute is, all women look cuter wearing a smile.
And hey, it might stick.
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (sCHw2)
I'll take the model look over Kardashian's ginormous ass any day.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (g1DWB)
Hodor
A single-word text message meant to suggest that the sender is currently in the nude and possibly occupied.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (MMC8r)
Unrealistic @ 11
The Obama WH pays its female staff quite a bit less than the men. Why is that?
Also, in the corporate world, men rarely take time off to deliver and care for babies including having to leave work when a kid gets sick and has to be picked up. Men will typically spend more hours in the office where women with children need to leave to pick up kids from daycare/school, cook dinner, etc. You may think that is unfair but it is actual reality.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost
BINGO!
Women's fashion magazines are actually gay porn. Few people realize that.
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (K4YiS)
And hey, it might stick.
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (0NdlF)
Ummm, dude. Lena Dunham?
Posted by: Havedash at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: Bob Filner at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (hgEPl)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (ScVoE)
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Ho Dee Doe
Posted by: Yes... the punchline to THAT joke.... at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (NaV4z)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (CAapk)
I forgot to send it to you? sorry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (Zmw74)
also, weak arms.
Posted by: Dwight Schrute at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (Gf8Db)
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BINDERS!
Nothing to see here!
LALALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear you!
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's sister at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (5fSr7)
What? I was assured that I could have it all, without tradeoffs!
Posted by: Clueless 70s idiot feminist teleported into the 21st Century at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (4nR9/)
A survey of 2,300 active duty service members showed that only 15 percent of troops polled in 2014 said they approve of the job Obama is doing as commander in chief. That is down from 2009s paltry 35 percent approval rating.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
Nothing unfair about a woman fulfilling her God-given role in life. Or the commensurate pay scale.
Kids growing up raised by nannies or day care pay the price that mom's don't when they work out of the home. Nasty business, and the result is crap like Occupy.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (g+qqc)
Posted by: 15 year old boys, everywhere at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 05:28 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (5fSr7)
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No.... Just No.
I am NOT looking that up in the Urban Dictionary after the Two Girls One Cup Incident of 2011.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (NaV4z)
I just suggested Hodor because of Game of Thrones not some idiotic Urban Dictionary stuff.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (zt+N6)
Here, fap to this:
http://fp-review.com/fpr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/New-Picture-5-219x300.jpg
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (0NdlF)
It was the rape of a 12-year-old little girl. The - now adult - victim was recently interviewed and said that Hillary Clinton "took me through hell". Clinton also accused the 12-year-old of having a history of false accusations. The victim is puzzled by that accusation. She said she had never accused anyone of rape in the past.
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (msAGT)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (Gf8Db)
Wherein the crazy womyn fattens up the poor innocent man she's hobbled and serves his liver up as a pate while he's till alive.
Most Morons would be safe from this because no liver.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (0HooB)
I'm so glad he's not my senator now.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (sj3Ax)
Think that was a joke. "Hodor" is from Game of Thrones, where the character Hodor only says "Hodor" - kinda like Matt Damon.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (ABcz/)
http://fp-review.com/fpr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/New-Picture-5-219x300.jpg
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (0NdlF)
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*whispers*
I see dead boners. They are everywhere.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (NaV4z)
“The man who takes up multiple seats on public transit with his splayed-out legs inspires all sorts of questions among his fellow riders,” she wrote. “Is the leg-spreader exercising his male privilege, or, as some defenders would have you believe, merely attending to the unique spatial requirements of his balls?”
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (Lqy/e)
Any ideas? Can't find it anywhere.
Posted by: .87c at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (3D7cx)
tcn @ 246 - exactly. Looking at a modern day runway in NYC or Paris and you see some sick looking models who are bony and resemble young boys/men more than women. They also try it with male models wearing skirts, etc.
The very rich are getting ripped off by a lot of this crap that I wouldn't wear to a Tijuana dog fight.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (K4YiS)"
But you can control how nice you are or how crazy you act.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (YoYH/)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (w3a0Z)
It's been done before, was hilarious seeing the troll's increasingly irate posts being replaced with HODOR on the next refresh.
Though it seems to me that HODOR here is just a script set to run at a certain time. Automation is taking away the personal touch.
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (oiNtH)
Honey, I wouldn't even put it on the dog.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (g+qqc)
Posted by: Larry Craig at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (sj3Ax)
not having to worry that my daughters are going to get pregnant before they graduate college. Thanks Mirena! #ThxBirthControl"
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Unspoken: "Because they are really into sex with any guy that comes along."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (U93Mr
Apparently, pregnancy happens when a magical devious and malevolent virus randomly finds its way into the womb of a poor helpless unsuspecting woman.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (GmJKU)
Wait. What?
Posted by: 15 year old boys, everywhere
All joking aside, your sock is in fact the target audience.
I don't think the deception/recruitment actually has ever worked, but the theory and praxis go like this:
a. Adolescent boys want sex;
b. Most boys are naturally attracted to women, but hey at that age and with that level of frustration, they'll "find relief" any way they can get it;
c. Dangle some half-naked pretty girls in front of them, and they'll fantasize about those girls;
d. (Here's the sneaky part) make those girls looks exactly like other adolescent boys, but prettier -- so the jacking-off magazine readers will begin to associate sexual release with the image of male bodies;
e. ???
f. EVERYBODY TURNS GAY!
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:34 PM (rwI+c)
You can keep the Kardashian ass. Gay boys may be pushing the skinny model but the black culture is pushing the over sized butt.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (sj3Ax)
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I think he got zapped.
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (YoYH/)
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (GmJKU)
You mean.... there's ANOTHER REASON???
/s
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (g+qqc)
He usually shows up & erases them.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (3jmxp)
Honey, I'm not keeping it. She wants to hang on to that junk in her trunk, it's all hers.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:36 PM (g+qqc)
I see several from him.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Nurse Ratchet at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (zxQ4h)
Chique
A while ago you were considering buying a firearm due to some kind of crazyness near where you live. Have you followed through? If so, what did you get?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (PD6iL)
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (0NdlF)
Quelle Horreur.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (jzdfJ)
Which reminds me, did that cow, Nancy Grace, ever apologize to the Duke LaCrosse team?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (2pq7O)
It creates a space cushion. Men are less comfortable being touched by other men then women. And some men feel they are entitled to more space, as the article points out, and have no qualms about claiming it. I see the same thing on golf course practice ranges. Some men (women don't seem to do this) will put their bucket of balls into the next stall in front of them to try and keep others from using it. A lot of this is primal instinct. A need to avoid potentially dangerous contact. And if you don't believe in primal instinct why do you like bacon and french fries?
"Bucket of balls."
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (rwI+c)
328 Is Maetenloch on vacation?
He usually shows up & erases them.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (sj3Ax)
They're being rewritten instead of deleted.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (sj3Ax)
Anyone who looks at the Victoria Secret models and thinks, "Say, that looks just like a bunch of 15 year old boys" has some serious issues.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (g1DWB)
Someone needs a cat or 134
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (DL2i+)
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Yeah, Arabs can and have served in the IDF for decades now. They're not conscripted like Jewish Israelis are, but they can voluntarily enlist. A book that I have on the Yom Kippur War includes sections focusing on a specific bunker on the Bar Lev Line, and it's mentioned that one of the guys in the bunker was an Arab.
AFAIK, none of the Arabs who have served in the IDF have ever gone bad in a way that made the news.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (oiNtH)
I bet you know what futanari is. I think it's linked to that as well.
Posted by: CM
I don't just know what a futanari is -- I AM A FUTANARI!
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (rwI+c)
not having to worry that my daughters are going to get pregnant before they graduate college. Thanks Mirena! #ThxBirthControl"
Someone should tell Valerie and her daughters that birth control methods ALL have a failure rate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (2pq7O)
Posted by: Randy Marsh at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (Gf8Db)
That's why you never see Harry Reid at fashion shows
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (MaUQj)
Zombie is a chick, confirmed!
How YOU doing?
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (MMC8r)
Not in the Moron sense, but in the way women will place their hand on hip with their elbow jutting out as a way of claiming space.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (DT3rQ)
You can keep the Kardashian ass. Gay boys may be pushing the skinny model but the black culture is pushing the over sized butt.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (3jmxp)
Not oversized. Different sized. We like our naturally larger butts, thank you very much. Never heard of the question "does this dress make my butt look big?" until America. And if we asked the question, we'd probably want a yes in reply.
Different races, different body types, different preferences. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (GmJKU)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 22, 2014 05:43 PM (T9BFc)
CNN is getting a kick outta the "reports" that N korea's internet is down!
Wolf Blitzer is implying that the US/obama is responsible and wow what a clever move.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 22, 2014 05:43 PM (fWEL6)
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: stuiec at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (eetvJ)
Hodor
A single-word text message meant to suggest that the sender is currently in the nude and possibly occupied.
You left out this part: the message "HODOR" is usually sent by a large, dimwitted male with a large, um, thingy.... Is that true?
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (msAGT)
CNN is getting a kick outta the "reports" that N korea's internet is down!
Like the average Nork gets to use the internet.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
naturally larger butts, thank you very much. Never heard of the question
"does this dress make my butt look big?" until America. And if we asked
the question, we'd probably want a yes in reply.
Different races, different body types, different preferences. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (GmJKU)"
I assume that you have seen the GEICO commercial with Honest Abe and Mary Todd Lincoln where she asks him if this dress makes her butt look big. Part of the joke of that commercial is that all of the dresses from that time period were designed to make a woman's butt look bigger.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (PD6iL)
Thanks for remembering me! I have to learn how to shoot and handle a gun first. Haven't started yet because a lot of stuff has been going on at home, but thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (GmJKU)
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Nose? A large nose like Pinochio?
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (KBIDy)
Haven't watched tv in a while, so no, but that's funny.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (GmJKU)
Wolf Blitzer is implying that the US/obama is responsible and wow what a clever move.
The truth is that North Korea has been piggybacking on China's wifi subscription for years but China just found out and changed its password. NETGEAR doesn't work anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (8ZskC)
You left out this part: the message "HODOR" is usually sent by a large, dimwitted male with a large, um, thingy.... Is that true?
Not in MUMR's case.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (MMC8r)
Ever notice the female groups that go topless like boobs not bombs are the chicks that no one wants to see topless?
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM
DIV rape? Dingus in Vagina.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (6hrmc)
No oversized but still a different cultural preference and I understand that. I say oversized butt just as I would say oversized breasts. Both being artificially made bigger.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (KBIDy)
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sir Mix Allot at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (KBIDy)
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A Japanese female friend of mine who's living in the US complained that she was going to end up looking like American women instead of Japanese women. We told her that wasn't such a bad thing.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Anaconda at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (KBIDy)
And that's it. It's the "serious" veneer slapped upon a very silly and
trivial channeling of personal anxieties and hysterias into an alleged
"politics."
Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM
And where pray tell do these "personal anxieties and hysterias" come from?
Agreed Ace but IMO you don't go nearly far enough. As a conservative antifeminist woman (you heard me) I've been watching all these rape slanders and libels go by and I've reached a conclusion. These women are in fact being treated badly by men. It's not "rape culture" that leads women to see rapists everywhere, IMO it's the typical liberals' lifestyle, either their own experience or the experience of someone close to them.
And by that I don't mean their friend or mom or themselves were raped but that they were or are still seen as objects for the satisfaction of men. But it's so uncool to say that. Me, a *virgin*? Why that's unthinkable - what, am I living in the 50s? I want to be hip, not a fuddy duddy!
Women who get treated with respect by most of the men around them don't look at men as potential rapists as a result of whom one Must Have Abortion to protect themselves from. In the words of one of my prolife friends, they refuse to allow themselves to be vacuumed out like a rental car and used again. And they're a lot happier for it.
IMO this explains why conservative women hold a much higher and more truthful view of men than liberal women. Because liberal men use women and jockey for free, available abortion to free themselves from the consequences. And the women let them do it. And then liberal women transfer their anger at these men's selfishness and lack of responsibility to their own children, and have them killed, then are angry they felt forced to do _that_. . This also explains why the majority of nonmarried relationships break up within a year after an abortion.
Posted by: no one of consequence at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (whMsz)
HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (MMC8r)
PRO TIP: Never tell an autistic that his behavior is getting old and tedious.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: 2 x 4 at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (xWW96)
Somebody here linked to a gaggle of gals up north somewhere who liked to read outdoors topless. A few of those were doable.
Radfems, on the other hand, make Vogons look attractive by comparison.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (GmJKU)
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (msAGT)
Thingy? Is that code for "asshole?"
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:50 PM (g+qqc)
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:51 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 05:52 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:52 PM (Gf8Db)
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank*
Zombie did a pictorial on one of these protests from the Bay area. Most red blooded American males would look at a topless women regardless - but these "women" were pretty scary looking and some looked transgendered.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:53 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (g+qqc)
How silly.
Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (8xlhb)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Different races, different body types, different preferences. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (GmJKU)
Bravo!
Posted by: Havedash at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:51 PM (sj3Ax)
Love it! Mr. Woods, you have my respect!
Posted by: Havedash at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM (G1XMn)
And re the Salon idiots, you have to believe in God to believe Mary was raped.
How do they wrap their minds around that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM (FsuaD)
I also note that it's not natural to the female to "regret nothing" or "regret the things I DIDN'T do, not the things I did." Perhaps it is to men?
Notches on bedposts make us completely miserable for the most part, and we do tend to dwell on these things.
Posted by: BlackOrchidDefendsTheIHM at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (pS66t)
Posted by: Russ Meyer at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (zxQ4h)
Don't get me wrong. I don't like flat butts and even like a little more than average junk in the trunk but Kardashian, Ice T's wife , etc are a bit much . My level maxes out at Jennifer Lopez.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (3jmxp)
Posted by: That Annoying Bass Song at December 22, 2014 05:58 PM (KBIDy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: stace at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM (ImzkZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM (KBIDy)
I'm pretty sure Mary consented:
And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; let it be unto me according to thy word. And with that the angel left her.
Unless they want a written, witnessed, and notarized signed statement?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 22, 2014 06:00 PM (VvOZ5)
If people don't care for Christmas, why don't they just ignore it altogether rather than taking a giant dump on it for all the world to see?
And why didn't she write this in,say, August if it's such a thing? She deliberately did this to poke people in the eye while they are having a good time. Talk about a turd in the rum punch.
Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 06:01 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Hysterical Feminist at December 22, 2014 06:01 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: stace at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM
...........Can I ask why you torture yourself like that?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:01 PM (KBIDy)
Hodor: A word used for a variety of things, ranging from a fierce battle cry to expressing one's emotions like a retarded stable boy
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (S0A/C)
And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; let it be unto me according to thy word. And with that the angel left her.
Unless they want a written, witnessed, and notarized signed statement?
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That, and it's not quite clear what actually happened. Gabriel's description is a bit vague for anyone who wasn't directly involved. Except that she was apparently still a virgin afterwards.
But the SJWs will argue something like, "How was Mary supposed to say No to God, huh? RAPE!!!!" And think that they're edgy and hip.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM ............Did you bring your bacon jelly recipe. (Asking for a friend)
It's on Ben K's thread this morning @423.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (FsuaD)
Did you go read NY Post article?
James Woods liked them turning their backs to NYC mayor too.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 06:03 PM (sj3Ax)
And why didn't she write this in,say, August if it's such a thing? She deliberately did this to poke people in the eye while they are having a good time. Talk about a turd in the rum punch.
Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014
...................Yep. I also wish every atheist and dipshit who spazzes out over a sign saying Merry Christmas would be forced to work that day. And their kids would have to be in school.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:03 PM (KBIDy)
What's wrong with peace on Earth and goodwill?
Some "people" are just not happy unless everyone around them is unhappy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 06:03 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM
.........You're too kind! Thank You!!!!! Oh and just wondering is it halal?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:04 PM (KBIDy)
Hodor: A word used for a variety of things,
ranging from a fierce battle cry to expressing
one's emotions like a retarded stable boy
HODOR!
Um, battle cry.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 06:04 PM (CAapk)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (KBIDy)
Yep, they do this *every* Christmas and Easter like clockwork. Publish some Christianity bashing article, or an article that lauds some progressive form of Christianity, like Female Catholic priests.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (LA7Cm)
And all the while they themselves say no to God at every turn. Some deny He exists at all, in which case, who's the rapist in the narrative. If God is not, then by definition he cannot act.
Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (dFi94)
Tell em God created everything including them, then they're really fcuked.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2014 06:06 PM (DL2i+)
It does but today he was alternating IPs at a quick rate so he was getting through.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (LA7Cm)
The BanHammer usually slaps him down. Today it's changing his comments to HODOR.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (sj3Ax)
"regret nothing" or "regret the things I DIDN'T do, not the things I
did." Perhaps it is to men?
Notches on bedposts make us completely miserable for the most part, and we do tend to dwell on these things.
Posted by: BlackOrchidDefendsTheIHM at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (pS66t)
Yep. Women brood. It's why we (statistically anyway) find it harder to forgive than men. And you don't see many teens saying, "man I wish I'd lost my virginity earlier", you see them saying, "I wish I'd waited."
Posted by: no one of consequence at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (whMsz)
I think I will compromise. I will move the box from the top shelf to the next shelf down. She's on her own from there. Although I have no doubt that will get me in trouble with someone.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (NeFrd)
To the rest of us, they sound like elementary skool kids.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 22, 2014 06:10 PM (GDulk)
Tis the season, help her.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 06:10 PM (sj3Ax)
* * *
Yep.
Women brood. It's why we (statistically anyway) find it harder to
forgive than men. And you don't see many teens saying, "man I wish I'd
lost my virginity earlier", you see them saying, "I wish I'd waited."
* * *
Yeah, I think that has contributed to the campus sexual assault accusation craze. Young women have been brainwashed into thinking it's normal, required to slut it up, but it makes some them feel awful. So they have to make up charges to vent the loss of control over their body they're feeling.
My totes non-professional opinion.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 06:11 PM (ABcz/)
And Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word." And the angel departed from her.
Well I think that handles consent, but...
Luke 1:46-55
Mary said: My soul doth magnify the Lord : and my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
For he hath regarded : the lowliness of his handmaiden.
For behold, from henceforth : all generations shall call me blessed.
For he that is mighty hath magnified me : and holy is his Name.
And his mercy is on them that fear him : throughout all generations.
He hath shewed strength with his arm : he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.
He hath put down the mighty from their seat : and hath exalted the humble and meek.
He hath filled the hungry with good things : and the rich he hath sent empty away.
He remembering his mercy hath holpen his servant Israel : as he promised to our forefathers, Abraham and his seed for ever.
Nope no regrets...
As a Roman CatholicI blame this all on Luther, but really it is the fault of Mainline Protestantism, and Joel Osteen, especially Joel Osteen
Posted by: RoyL at December 22, 2014 06:11 PM (wdHQo)
To the rest of us, they sound like elementary skool kids.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
I like the one comment. "So. You admit God is real?"
And then stand back for exploding brains.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 06:11 PM (CAapk)
She's within four pounds of the weight the day we were married. Not 204, or 194, or 184, etc...
114 pounds.
Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at December 22, 2014 06:12 PM (zxQ4h)
Cindy Jeffers: Qualifications?
David Daley: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Cindy Jeffers: You said rape twice.
David Daley: I like rape.
Posted by: Benjamin Wheelock at December 22, 2014 06:12 PM (e8kgV)
I believe that Jesus was the promised Messiah, fully man and fully God, born of a virgin , come to bring salvation to men and women through his death on the cross and his resurrection on the third day. I believe he ascended into heaven and is coming again to judge the world and establish the Kingdom of God for eternity.
This is the article I shall submit to Salon.
Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 06:13 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (PD6iL)
Thanks for remembering me! I have to learn how to shoot and handle a
gun first. Haven't started yet because a lot of stuff has been going
on at home, but thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (GmJKU)"
I don't remember where you live. If you can get to the Dallas/Fort Worth area I'll be happy to get you started. If you are somewhere else, that sounds like fellow morons need to step up.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 06:15 PM (PD6iL)
I hate these assholes.
Posted by: Filly at December 22, 2014 06:34 PM (ZWmKk)
I have no idea to this day WTF they were trying to teach my 9 year old. But now he's an atheist, so I guess that was money well spent.
Posted by: mister brickhouse at December 22, 2014 06:42 PM (wovOV)
fault of Mainline Protestantism, and Joel Osteen, especially Joel Osteen"
Actually Luther had quite a tender devotion to the Virgin and wrote about her extensively. It's those who came after who diminished her to "a nice gal."
Posted by: Filly at December 22, 2014 06:45 PM (ZWmKk)
Posted by: dirks strewn at December 22, 2014 06:45 PM (TIgJq)
But now he's an atheist, so I guess that was money well spent."
But I bet he's super-proficient at making felt banners. Well done, Vatican II implementers.
Posted by: Filly at December 22, 2014 06:46 PM (ZWmKk)
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 06:49 PM (msAGT)
Zombie's "Nude Santa" pics have the same cautions.
Her G.W. Bush protests compilation should be sent to every liberal that can't remember how Bush was treated, and faint at the slighted criticism of Obama. Zombie's site is a must-have site to link to. She does good work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2014 07:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lucifer's Hammer at December 22, 2014 07:22 PM (q/wNu)
Her G.W. Bush protests compilation should be
sent to every liberal that can't remember how Bush was treated, and
faint at the slighted criticism of Obama. Zombie's site is a must-have
site to link to. She does good work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2014 07:00 PM (u82oZ)
Bush had it coming.
Posted by: the obvious response at December 22, 2014 08:12 PM (fBxC6)
Salon loves to mock Christianity and Christian holidays, but they do this for other holidays too. Thanksgiving, Independence Day, Memorial Day: all horrible things in their progressive minds. Any kind of American tradition is shit as far as they are concerned.
Posted by: Hamilton at December 22, 2014 10:07 PM (a3+wd)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 23, 2014 03:38 AM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Those Rapey 70s at December 23, 2014 10:41 AM (HEo6y)
Posted by: Mongo at December 23, 2014 10:43 AM (HEo6y)
Posted by: FrancisChalk at December 24, 2014 07:20 AM (SLgi1)
The author probably saw this Robot Chicken routine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCkcaItC3Hs
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