Oh Boy: Woman Who Started #IllRideWithYou Viral Meme Admits... It Pretty Much Didn't Happen, and Was Mostly Imagined

After the Sheik killed two people, the media turned to praising Islam and highlighting the plight of Muslims in the West, because that's what we always do after a Muslim kills people in the West: We praise Islam, and then worry about what hypothetical crimes Westerners may commit against Muslims.

Kinda skipping over the actual crimes a Muslim has just committed against Westerners.

By the way: That's kind of a two-fer for al Qaeda and ISIS, isn't it? Not only do they get the terrorism and murder and fear they seek, but then they get the Western media praising Islam as the world's most peaceful faith in the aftermath of the slaughter, don't they?

Do we want to give them free two-fers like this?

Anyway, so after a bloodthirsty sheikh (is there any other kind?) murders two people and holds a coffee shop hostage, of course we have to turn to talking about how awful Westerners are to Muslim, because, obviously, that's the storyline when two non-Muslims lay dead, murdered by a Muslim.

But it turns out the story the media forced on us for twenty-four hours was pretty much a lie.

The story went like this: A woman saw a Muslim woman on a subway car. The non-Muslim people were staring at the Muslim woman hatefully, because we're full of hate, even though we don't seem to murder Muslims, but instead seem to be murdered by Muslims, but apparently we're hateful for occasionally noticing that.

So the evil Christians are staring at the Muslim woman, making her uncomfortable, until at last she removes her hajib, in a silent, shameful submission to the hateful glares of the cultural-imperialist Christians.

And then the Muslim woman gets off the subway, because she's still hounded by hate, but this nice progressive woman gets off with her, in a show of solidarity, and says to her: "I'll ride with you."

And the media read their twitter accounts on the air for 24 hours, repeating this wonderful story.

Small problem: It's not true. It never was. The woman who originally reported the story on FaceBook now "confesses" (her words) that many details were simply invented, or, as she calls it, "editorialized."

Confession time. In my Facebook status, I editorialised. She wasn't sitting next to me. She was a bit away, towards the other end of the carriage. Like most people she had been looking at her phone, then slowly started to unpin her scarf.

Tears sprang to my eyes and I was struck by feelings of anger, sadness and bitterness. It was in this mindset that I punched the first status update into my phone, hoping my friends would take a moment to think about the victims of the siege who were not in the cafe.

I spent the rest of the journey staring--rudely--at the back of her uncovered head. I wanted to talk to her, but had no idea what to say. Anything that came to mind seemed tokenistic and patronising. She might not even be Muslim or she could have just been warm! Besides, I was in the “quiet carriage” where even conversation is banned.

By sheer fluke, we got off at the same station, and some part of me decided saying something would be a good thing. Rather than quiz her about her choice of clothing, I thought if I simply offered to walk her to her destination, it might help.

It’s hard to describe the moment when humans, and complete strangers, have a conversation with no words. I wanted to tell her I was sorry for so many things—for overstepping the mark, for making assumptions about a complete stranger and for belonging to a culture where racism was part of her everyday experience.

But none of those words came out, and our near silent encounter was over in a moment.

My second status was written as a heartbreaking postscript to my first. While the woman appeared to appreciate my gesture, we had both left defeated and deflated. What good is one small action against an avalanche of ignorance?

So:

1. She's not sure the woman was Muslim.

2. She's not sure the woman took off her scarf due to the glares of hatred. She notes it could have just been hot. She also now says the woman had mostly been looking at her phone -- and it's hard to notice the scorn of the crowd when you're reading FaceBook on your phone.

3. She never actually said, "I'll ride with you" to the woman. In fact, she never said anything to her. She just wanted to say it.


But whatever.

The media doesn't do news. The media does narratives.

They're easier and they tell the story the media wants to tell, whether they're true or not.

Posted by: Ace at 02:47 PM




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1 So. lying liars are gonna lie. And get paid to do so.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 19, 2014 02:50 PM (g+qqc)

2 "And in the news tonight, we made up this story to make you feel good about yourself. Just consider this your participation trophy for today, folks, no need to thank us. You've earned this!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 19, 2014 02:50 PM (g+qqc)

3 Tears sprang to my eyes and I was struck by feelings of anger, sadness and bitterness

She's so special, with all those feelings and whatnot.

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2014 02:51 PM (Tj+s6)

4 "This has been the Neverland news for the evening. I hope you have enjoyed our time together. Remember folks: Courage."

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 19, 2014 02:51 PM (g+qqc)

5 #IllLieForYou

Posted by: Navpopojoe at December 19, 2014 02:51 PM (MaUQj)

6 Stephen Glass was a piker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 02:52 PM (Zu3d9)

7 But...But...But... They have the best of intentions...

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2014 02:52 PM (J7NUM)

8 Fake but Accurate. We live in a hall of mirrors.

Good grief.

Posted by: 13times at December 19, 2014 02:52 PM (WHVu+)

9 #IllEditorializeForYou

Posted by: CUS at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (wcLJG)

10 The backlash against muslims for terrorism is always descending but never actually lands.

Posted by: joncelli at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

11 Christmas is a wonderful, magical time when anything is possible!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (XUKZU)

12 These people are diseased.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (wr4LJ)

13 #IllRunOverYou. Because that's how I roll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (FsuaD)

14 Oh, and the timing alone should have made this whole meme suspicious. It was just so damn...convenient.

Posted by: joncelli at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

15 But none of those words came out, and our near silent encounter was over in a moment.

Wait. I can still work with this.

Posted by: Sabrina Rudin Erdely at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

16 Guys, that time I told you I was a mongoose high on meth and married to Jaclyn Smith?

I editorialized.

However, as a matter of principle we should believe all mongoose, meth addict, Charlie's Angels-marrying identity creators otherwise mongoose, meth addict, Charlie's Angels-marrying identity creators will never feel free.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 02:53 PM (659DL)

17 I have an idea. Let's send all these leftoid idiots to Syria/Iran/Saudi Arabia, where they'll REALLY have something to complain about.

I can dream.

Posted by: Beverly Cooper at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (Jrj0w)

18 This didn't even reach the level of truthiness.

Posted by: real joe at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (FdTDf)

19 I'm taking the day off and drinking.


And fcuk her.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (BNIaE)

20 #HandMeSomethingFromThatTallShelf

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (FsuaD)

21 "Tears sprang to my eyes and I was struck by feelings of anger, sadness and bitterness. It was in this mindset that I punched the first status update into my phone, hoping my friends would take a moment to think about the victims of the siege who were not in the cafe."

Sounds like Mary Cloggenstein, don't it? She forgot the part about hugging her crying daughter.

Posted by: mallfly at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (bJm7W)

22 I saw a beggar on the street corner in the cold and I thought briefly about giving him a quarter.

*curtsies*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

23 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (nTuxZ)

24 Lying liars got to lie.

Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (u9gzs)

25 I liked Burge's tweet on I'll Ride with You.

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (J7NUM)

26 This is a sort of Mary Sue version of being a "social justice" "warrior": fantasies and heroic daydreams, starring "moi."

Posted by: Beverly Cooper at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (Jrj0w)

27 Another day, another lie.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (0HooB)

28 #IllBeheadYou

Posted by: Islam at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (8ZskC)

29 We really should prosecute people for this kind of horrible yellow journalism. Is a press that makes shit up put of whole cloth to push an evil political agenda worth protecting?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (GfPSp)

30 Now, if only the media had been lying about Obama and his lasting destruction of the US and all she holds dear. If only.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 19, 2014 02:56 PM (g+qqc)

31 I wonder if the lying bitch has any organs that need harvesting? I hear the ISIS practitioners of the Religion of Peace are looking for victims volunteers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 02:56 PM (FsuaD)

32 Fake but Accurate. We live in a hall of mirrors.

Good grief.



Fake but Ludicrous. Approaching Plaid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 02:56 PM (nTuxZ)

33 Iowahawk blew her away dead to rights...

http://tinyurl.com/n3btcuq

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 02:56 PM (/4AZU)

34 She also forgot about the person in Target asking her to reach for something on a high shelf because she was wearing a yarmulka.

Posted by: mallfly at December 19, 2014 02:56 PM (bJm7W)

35 I'll ride you.

Posted by: "Strap-on" Hilldawg at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (yn6XZ)

36 #IllRideTheBenchForYou

Posted by: Jay Cutler at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (MaUQj)

37 Also not existing? This: "avalanche of ignorance"

Posted by: Randy M at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (VI39S)

38 29 We really should prosecute people for this kind of horrible yellow journalism. Is a press that makes shit up put of whole cloth to push an evil political agenda worth protecting?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (GfPSp)

It's a (mostly) free market. That's supposed to keep things copacetic. So, don't buy it and pass the word.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (g+qqc)

39 I saw Avalanche of Ignorance open for Cheap Trick at the Cow Palace in '77.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

40 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (kff5f)

41 We are ruled by people who take the Che Che posts as gospel....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (/4AZU)

42 #HandMeSomethingFromThatTallShelf



#HandMeThatPiano

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (0HooB)

43 "The woman who originally reported the story on FaceBook now 'confesses' (her words) that many details were simply invented, or, as she calls it, 'editorialized.'"

Gee whiz, honey, when I said I was working late at the office to make a deadline, and I was actually knocking back bottles of champers at a lap dance bar, that wasn't _lying_ per se. It was _editorializing_. Anyone should be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (noWW6)

44 Oh, ffs.

You know, I get rude comments every single day of my life because of my lifestyle choice of having more than 2 children. Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."

Where's my fucking solidarity movement? Oh, right, it's the progressives making the snide comments.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (MYCIw)

45 The MFM:

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (kff5f)

46 33
Iowahawk blew her away dead to rights...

http://tinyurl.com/n3btcuq




Iowahawk wins the Twitterverse. That's so damned awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (FsuaD)

47 Vid, or it didn't happen.

Because, 99% of the time, it didn't happen.

I don't believe ANYTHING from any media source anymore.

Without video proof.

And even then, the video must be carefully scrutinized.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2014 02:58 PM (K4YiS)

48 I write OZ off out of hand. They let the government grab most of their firearms. Their death sentence was written in stone years ago.

Posted by: Rogue Tsunami at December 19, 2014 02:58 PM (XzRw1)

49 34 She also forgot about the person in Target asking her to reach for something on a high shelf because she was wearing a yarmulka.
Posted by: mallfly at December 19, 2014 02:56 PM (bJm7W)

Um, girls don't, I mean, um....

That whole statement is a disaster, right up there with the original.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 19, 2014 02:58 PM (g+qqc)

50 More likely, her family is conservative Muslim, and she's taking off the hated hijab on her way to some social function.

Posted by: sexypig at December 19, 2014 02:58 PM (dZQh7)

51 Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."

I would be strongly tempted to "answer that with a headbutt."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 02:58 PM (kff5f)

52 "Do we want to give them free two-fers like this?"


See George Clooney's petition to witness the true courage of Hollywood. Now, if the entertainment branch of the media business is that gutless, what would lead anyone to think the information wing would be otherwise?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 19, 2014 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

53 Satan is the father of all lies.

Posted by: myiq2xu at December 19, 2014 02:58 PM (5fSr7)

54 IowaHawk tweets on I'll Ride With You:

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/544582569925550080

Posted by: rd at December 19, 2014 02:59 PM (J7NUM)

55 Meh.

Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 19, 2014 02:59 PM (baiNQ)

56
Pats my cynical self on back for being a disbeliever.

As many joked in the Jackie thread, even what she says now is probably not true.

In fact she probably saw a dude in a cab with a man purse and said hey, I know I am scrapping the bottom of the barrell but do ya wanna share a ride?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2014 02:59 PM (NtzGn)

57 Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."

Boom chikka wow....

...
...
...

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:00 PM (659DL)

58 The Narrative is a jealous god.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 19, 2014 03:00 PM (rwI+c)

59 Like most people she had been looking at her phone, then slowly started to unpin her scarf.

Oh. That's precious.

So she probably hadn't even noticed any looks, but, instead, was simply removing a scarf. Like people do when they are no longer (for instance) standing in the wind.

F*ck this thing in particular.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:00 PM (kff5f)

60 #IllWishICouldReachTheTopShelfForYou

Posted by: Not AtC at December 19, 2014 03:00 PM (MaUQj)

61 I'm going to celebrate like a Palestinian when a plane filled with journalists blows up.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 19, 2014 03:00 PM (AC0lD)

62 This woman didn't even write the retraction. Che Che did.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:00 PM (MR0M+)

63 re 47: the problem is often that there is a video, and it shows eg the leftwing professor keying her own car.

Posted by: mallfly at December 19, 2014 03:00 PM (bJm7W)

64 well the lady who took off her scarf was obviously a victim even if she herself didn't know it. Know how I know? because she wasn't an oppressive white male...so victim. There, I rest my case.

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (HRo7B)

65 Satan is the father of all lies.

Saban is the coach of all tides.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (659DL)

66 "
I write OZ off out of hand."


Oz is worse. Aussies want to move to NZ to enjoy the firearm freedom.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (BNIaE)

67 This whole #IllRideWithYou episode is the saddest display of Progtard preening and self-importance since last week's UVA-Rolling Stone non-rape fantasy thing.

Posted by: Phinn at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (i5GO4)

68 Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."

Or I might be tempted to answer, "For $50/hr, I can teach you."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (kff5f)

69 "I would be strongly tempted to "answer that with a headbutt."

Oh, it's tempting. I'm way too nice. I just say "ha, yeah" and look down and hope they walk away. I'm pregnant now though, and irritable, so the next person who thinks they're so damn clever may hear what I *really* think.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (MYCIw)

70 "I would be strongly tempted to "answer that with a headbutt."

Oh, it's tempting. I'm way too nice. I just say "ha, yeah" and look down and hope they walk away. I'm pregnant now though, and irritable, so the next person who thinks they're so damn clever may hear what I *really* think.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (MYCIw)

71 When pisses me off is that some idiotic leftist can tweet some idiotic lie promoting sme idiotic narrative, and INSTANTLY it goes worldwide and repeated by the emdia ad nauseam and embraced as gospel.

But when a non-leftist tweets something true and insightful or amazing, it is ignored.

Not even disputed -- just ignored.

And when you grant all leftists this power, they will inevitably abuse it and make shit up, which they now do relentlessly, because there is zero fact-checking of their bullshit lies.

NEW RULE:

If a leftist makes a claim or a statement, the default position is that it is a hoax, until conclusively proven otherwise.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (K4YiS)

72 Also - facts are irrelevant. So long as you feel the correct feelings the incident did happen. Man, we have got a pretty mess going on when a good portion of the civilization lives in a fantasy world 24/7.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (hLRSq)

73 Oh more Narrative Uber Alles.

Mein Gott. Quelle Surprised? Non!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (uNkTU)

74 You know, I get rude comments every single day of my
life because of my lifestyle choice of having more than 2 children.
Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what
causes that."




Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (MYCIw)

Yeah, with 5 girls, I've told my wife to start answering, "Yes, and from now on we'll wash his underwear separate from mine."

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (+/C3g)

75 So


Bullshit?



I knew it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (BNIaE)

76 The whole world is nothing more than those pervasive ads:
"dermatologists furious over skin treatment"
"Controversial skinny pill putting gyms out of business"
And so on
Just crass marketing by faking up some outrage to sell you bullshit. At least lace wigs had the decency to spam honestly.

Posted by: wooga at December 19, 2014 03:02 PM (w32Yh)

77 Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."



Answer with, "A roll in the hay?"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 03:02 PM (nTuxZ)

78 1. duh. of course it is.

2. The SJW to SJW network of hashtag promotion seems quite strong to come up with contrived bullshit.

3. I mean, if she was just some chick...I'm just some guy and I thought my #illPartyWithYou hashtag against profiling white frat boys was pretty cute....it got like one RT.

Basically, these crazy people are super organized into little crazy balls of internet meme pushing energy.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 19, 2014 03:02 PM (yHNS+)

79 I hear Puerta Vallarta is nice this time of year.
Zing!

Posted by: Vague Insult Guy at December 19, 2014 03:02 PM (ZPrif)

80 46 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (FsuaD)

He's a master of the craft...

one of the few people I think could hold Bob Hope's jockstrap on dry wit...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 03:02 PM (/4AZU)

81 51 "Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that." "

and you reply "your parents were brother and sister"?

Posted by: mallfly at December 19, 2014 03:02 PM (bJm7W)

82 #IllStartMyOwnBlogOneDayForYou

Posted by: Not AllenG at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (MaUQj)

83 Fiction writers.

Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (1vYi0)

84 Dammit, Sven. I had the idea first.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (MR0M+)

85 Now I want to throat-punch Sheppy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (FsuaD)

86 The only bigot in that story is her.


This is Corinthian leather rich:

"hoping my friends would take a moment to think about the victims of the siege who were not in the cafe."

What. Victims. The utter incoherence of this is sublime. To have victims, there must be a victimizer. By her formulation, the victims are "of the siege". Thus, the victimizer would be the person perpetrating the siege. That person was Tiny Dick McLoser Boy. To take this to the logical conclusion, the other victims also would be victims of Tiny Dick McLoser Boy.

But that's not what she means. She means Those Horrible Racists, You Know Not Like Her. Which means, logically, that the siege was being perpetrated by said horrible racists.

Which, you know, is all Narrativey and shit. Just not in comport with reality as it is on this plane of existence.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

87 77
Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."



Answer with, "A roll in the hay?"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 03:02 PM (nTuxZ)

Long winters?

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (HRo7B)

88 I once sat next to a Mexican who took off his sombrero. I know he (and I) wanted a taco.

That count?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (BNIaE)

89 Like most people she had been looking at her phone, then slowly started to unpin her scarf.


...her ample breasts heaved with anticipation of the next speedbump and how it would affect her swollenness...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (0HooB)

90 You know what the problem is? The damn facts are getting in the way of the story.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (XUKZU)

91 You get more of what you reward...

You get less of what you punish.

This Woman lied, and got her 15 minutes of fame.

Hell... Obama lied and got elected President... TWICE.

The gameshow Survivor, rewards telling lies, and cheating...

IRS... lies. NSA... Lies... DOD... lies... and they all keep their jobs... because they work for a Liar...

THIS will be the final nail in the coffin of Western Civilization... because we live in a society where we NEED to cooperate to survive and prosper... and you cannot have cooperation without trust... and you cannot TRUST those who lie... and those who lie, have been rewarded with Power.

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (f0pWu)

92 =B^(

Hahahahaha!

She foor erryone! I know she rying the whore time!

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: KJI at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (/Ho8c)

93 "I hear Puerta Vallarta is nice this time of year.

Zing!"


Speaking of migrated. From the last thread.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (BNIaE)

94 84 Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (MR0M+)

Heh....

the horde unimind strikes again

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (/4AZU)

95 I'm pregnant now though...

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (MYCIw)


Congratulations! We can always use more Moron Horde minions to try to convert the next generation.
(Although, since that comment posted twice, does that mean you're having twins?)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (+/C3g)

96 Pro-tip: Western Muslims who wear hijabs do NOT take them off.

If they wanted to go incognito, they might not wear one, but they'd take it off in private.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (b4b5c)

97 88
I once sat next to a Mexican who took off his sombrero. I know he (and I) wanted a taco.

That count?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (BNIaE)

Not sure, could be solidarity or racism...judges?

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (HRo7B)

98 Is that you, Jackie?

Posted by: Terri at December 19, 2014 03:04 PM (bpemY)

99 If a guy got on the Sydney subway wearing a Nazi swastika armband, and the other passengers stared at him hatefully until they shamed him into taking t off, we'd hail those other passengers as heroes.

Same thing happened here (in the fantasy hijab scenario). Muslim women NEED to be shamed into taking that symbol of hate and oppression off. They are shamed and threatened into wearing it in the first place. We need to shame them more in the other direction.

Enforced freedom of thought and action. It's come to this.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2014 03:05 PM (K4YiS)

100 it's pretty easy to Rule 12:

people who don't exist
and
everyone who exists (i.e., society)

So here, everyone is at fault.shame on us. Will no one speak up for us?

nah, because doing so would only drive the GOP or the australian gop to lose moderates.

What bullshit, we should oppose this rule 12 BS just on general principle.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 19, 2014 03:05 PM (yHNS+)

101 This is a sort of Mary Sue version of being a "social justice" "warrior": fantasies and heroic daydreams, starring "moi."
Posted by: Beverly Cooper at December 19, 2014 02:55 PM (Jrj0w)

Sure, but not many people run around thinking their heroic daydreams are real or try to convince others that they are real. This line between fantasy/reality is a very important thing and if it gets blurred real problems start happening. Like a campus being turned upside down over unrequited puppy-love.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 19, 2014 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

102 Leftists are human fucking defects. There, I said it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2014 03:05 PM (FMbng)

103 Since the end of WWII, the world has seen the greatest expansion of industrialism, and wealth creation, in human history.

For people born right up to and during the war, they knew what poverty and hard times were all about.

But for those born later, this amazingly wealthy world has always existed. And it's easy for them to feel guilty about all their self-imagined "privilege".

So until the burning times come and these idiots get to experience hard times for themselves, we will never be rid of SJW and related nonsense.

Posted by: Boots at December 19, 2014 03:06 PM (l9mF2)

104 "Now I want to throat-punch Sheppy."

You probably don't want to know what's been down that throat.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 19, 2014 03:06 PM (noWW6)

105 Answer with, "A roll in the hay?"

A terribly boring hockey game?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:06 PM (0HooB)

106 Virginia SoCon,

Ha! I'd love to see someone's face if they heard that. I'm thinking of saying "No! I just keep winding up this way! Please tell me how to stop it!!!"

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:06 PM (6GBZO)

107 85 Now I want to throat-punch Sheppy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (FsuaD)


And this is different from every other day.... how?

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 19, 2014 03:06 PM (f0pWu)

108 Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer 5m
Roanoke Times: Frat boy sues for being expelled from Washington & Lee in wake of JackieGate
http://t.co/OG15hQZZXY

A day after Rolling Stone published an article describing a brutal gang rape at a University of Virginia fraternity house, a former Washington and Lee student claims he was expelled for having consensual sex with another student who eight months later regretted the encounter and claimed rape.

Posted by: Vague Insult Guy at December 19, 2014 03:06 PM (ZPrif)

109 Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:01 PM (MYCIw) <<<<<<<<<<

Hey, Congratulations!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2014 03:06 PM (NtzGn)

110 89
Like most people she had been looking at her phone, then slowly started to unpin her scarf.



...her ample breasts heaved with anticipation of the next speedbump and how it would affect her swollenness...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (0HooB)

...and when she looked at me I knew she wanted me in her Burka.

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:07 PM (HRo7B)

111 Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

What she said.

Though, to a lefty, the "logic" goes like this.

1) Whites (especially white males) are barely restrained balls of violence, especially violence toward minorities.

2) A minority perpetrates a crime- probably because White Males made them do it.

3) So the White Males will then "have the excuse they need" to let loose that violence they keep barely restrained.

4) So the *REAL* victims are people like the criminal, because White Males made the criminal do whatever just so they could beat up people like the criminal.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:07 PM (kff5f)

112 99 Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2014 03:05 PM (K4YiS)

Indeed but Zombie the issue in play is that to the leftist "other" immediately becomes "better than the right" and BLAMMO "ally" whether true or not and I wonder MOST ESPECIALLY if not true....

#IllRideWithYou

Shit no Anglic said to the Bundt groups in America once the war was on...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 03:07 PM (/4AZU)

113 Dear MSNBC:

The morons at Ace of Spades took up a collection so you'd hire Shep Smith.

Enclosed is $18.13. Ignore the sticky stuff on the bills.

Please take him. Please.

Sincerely,

The Horde

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (FsuaD)

114 Thanks, guys!

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (6GBZO)

115 "So the *REAL* victims are people like the criminal, because White Males
made the criminal do whatever just so they could beat up people like the
criminal."


You asshole. Look what you made him do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (BNIaE)

116 So.....
Stereotype about woman. +
Stereotype about other riders. +
Stereotype about herself. =

Other people are bigots!

Posted by: 29Victor at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (ES9R7)

117 It's as if the lefts deck of cards are made of composite people.

It's almost real.

Posted by: willow at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (nqBYe)

118 Hey, I just made a tweet:

-----

A bunch of mean white male heteronormative Christian bullies just humiliated, raped, shamed and menaced a Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino -- but I saved her! I did! Me!

Let us all weep.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (K4YiS)

119 105
Answer with, "A roll in the hay?"

I' am an illegal Mexican.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (XzRw1)

120 114 Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (6GBZO)

#IllRideWithYou

The world needs more babies Lauren...

Congrats

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (/4AZU)

121 This is my story.

Posted by: Jackie at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (6um35)

122
All I know is NYC must be the most racist city ever, everybody that lives there seems to think so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (NtzGn)

123 I once sat next to a Mexican who took off his sombrero. I know he (and I) wanted a taco.That count?Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:03 PM (BNIaE)


----------------------------------------------


I sat next to a Mexican once. I asked him kindly, "Is your asshole burning"?

He said, "No, senor".

So I gave him a jalopeno.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (MR0M+)

124 Congrats, Lauren. Raise them all to be good little morons/ettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (FsuaD)

125 We should continue to invent shit like this, get the media to gullibly pump it forth, and then admit it's all bullshit and the media people are gullible hacks.

Ship of fools. Time to light it up as such.

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (2O0mJ)

126 I am sure it was Barry from Oberlin giving the woman dirty looks on the train.

Posted by: Lena Dumham at December 19, 2014 03:09 PM (OD2ni)

127 so, it's fake. But check out all the SJW true believers out there. Jim Treacher RT's these loons. but the loon's followers are the one's worshipping the hashtag like the MSM4DNC worships the obama. Just crazy.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (yHNS+)

128 Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer 5m
Roanoke Times: Frat boy sues for being expelled from Washington & Lee in wake of JackieGate
http://t.co/OG15hQZZXY

So they were both scheduled to go to Nepal for an entire semester (is there really 15 weeks worth of stuff to learn in Nepal?) and she didn't want to go with him what with him having a girlfriend, so she had him expelled. Or at least that's what the lawsuit claims.

So then on the day after the Rolling Stone article was published they had a kangaroo court (from the lawsuit: when the frat boy asked if he could get a lawyer, he was told by the administrators: "a lawyer can't help you here. We won't talk to them. This matter stays strictly within the school." And on November 21 he was expelled on a 3-1 vote.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (ZPrif)

129 #HandMeSomethingFromThatTallShelf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 02:54 PM (FsuaD)


THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (mf5HN)

130 So, OT, just a few days after Boehner and McConnell fully funded Obamacare through the end of fiscal year 2015, Obama's chief political adviser is out giving interviews and crudely mocking them for their lack of testicular fortitude.

What comes through crystal clear is that if the tables were turned, Democrats would ***NEVER*** thus meekly agree to fully fund a Republican president's signature program. They would throw in front of it every single legislative and budgetary roadblock they could.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (noWW6)

131 Isn't this, in many ways, really the story of Obama?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (kff5f)

132 "...It's hard to describe the moment when humans, and complete strangers, have a conversation with no words. I wanted to tell her I was sorry for so many things for overstepping the mark, for making assumptions about a complete stranger and for belonging to a culture where racism was part of her everyday experience..."

What an insufferable, pretentious, elitist hag. Does this woman think she is Christ, carrying the sins of humanity on her back? Who is she to apologize for racism that only she imagines, caring not a wit about those who were killed dead, not with withering stares of racist hatred, but with real Muslim bullets from a gun!

Who ARE these people?!?

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (WS+CW)

133 White liberal bigot.

#IllDerideWithYou

Posted by: 29Victor at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (ES9R7)

134
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (mf5HN)


*glances around* *hurries off*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (FsuaD)

135 Her whole Narrative is projection as to what ANY OF IT MEANT.

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

136 "Is your asshole burning?"


If you got the right digestive tract it don't burn. It purrs.


And gives you extra sex powers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (BNIaE)

137 Wow, full of crap. Can yas believe that???
That thing stunk of bullshit from minute one.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (PXU5j)

138 99. Oh no!!!
For the first time since I've ever read any of your posts since I've first seen one of your photo essays pre-AoS days (moonbattery linked you all the time).....
I am disagreeing with you

If a woman wants to wear a jihab than screw it, she has that right
I wouldn't want T or nck wearing it but I'm not their husband or dad either

Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (MaUQj)

139 "Who ARE these people?!?"

It's like looking at travel sites for a few hours and claiming you just got back from Ireland.

You were there...in your mind, man.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (6GBZO)

140 Slim Pickens says: "I'll ride with you all the way to Mecca. Yeeeehaw!!!"

Posted by: Nevyan at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (zxWyw)

141 This is my story.

-
And I'm sticking with it until a better one comes along.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 03:13 PM (XUKZU)

142 daisy

They're the people who gave us 8 years of SCOAMT.

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:13 PM (2O0mJ)

143 Thanks, guys!

Like Spartan women, the 'ettes are to be feared the most since they make the Morons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:13 PM (0HooB)

144 Seen on the Michael Loftus show Flipside: If Islam is a religion of peace, why aren't their radicals extremely peaceful (question mark)

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 19, 2014 03:13 PM (aPWyt)

145 Another story of how "Something needs to be done by large amounts of people and it would be even better if we can use tax dollars for it because I really don't want to do it because poor/black/mexicans/homeless/drug addicts/fill in the blanks, are icky and I don't want to get my hands dirty."

Posted by: Bruce at December 19, 2014 03:13 PM (8ikIW)

146 #IllRideYourGoat

Posted by: Mukrap Muhammed Muhammed at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (wr4LJ)

147 Even if the event did not happen exactly as the woman described, the internet hashtag started a conversation about hate and intolerance.

The extremists who claim to be 'fact-checking' the story are endorsing discrimination.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (Ks4nX)

148 "And on November 21 he was expelled on a 3-1 vote."

Hope he makes them pay.

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (2O0mJ)

149 If my imaginary son rode the subway with an imaginary Muslim, he would probably do something imaginary like this.

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (PXU5j)

150 Q: "what causes that."

A: I'm making up for your abortions.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (fMQoG)

151 138 Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (MaUQj)

our culture must be allowed to exert counter-pressure....

otherwise we are doomed to be UK version 2.0.....

We are under no duty to pretend her choice meets with our approval, I assure you Jihadi Jim loses narry a microsecond giving a whit about our cultural mores.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (/4AZU)

152
There I was as the poor man looking quite hungry but also very downtrodden and at the end of his rope, leaned out the window and said "Pardon Me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

I wanted to say many things, but I just passed along a small jar of the the tasty condiment. We both went our own way knowing that this one small gesture by me had saved a human life.

or a least a sammich.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (NtzGn)

153 For the 'I'll Ride With You' lass - http://youtu.be/ubvV498pyIM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (uNkTU)

154 Dear Penthouse Forum, I never believed it would happen to me. I was riding the train when I noticed a Muslim woman in the car with me ...

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (rwI+c)

155 Fatness "can constitute a disability" for the purposes of European Union equality at work legislation, Europe's highest court has ruled.

The judgment means British companies will be required to treat obese workers as "disabled", providing them with larger seats, special parking spaces and other facilities.

"Obesity can constitute a 'disability' within the meaning of the Employment Equality Directive," the European Court of Justice ruled.


... so, I guess this means that Michelle Obama is 'making fun' of the 'disabled' ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (e8kgV)

156 "I'll ride with you all the way to Mecca. Yeeeehaw!!!"


Heh, Ride that fcuker down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (BNIaE)

157 Didn't Michelle Obama wear a headscarf when she went secret shopping? Is the author saying that Michelle Obama is a Muslim!!???!!? RRAAAAAAAACCCCCIIIIIFFFFFIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT!!!

Posted by: 29Victor at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (ES9R7)

158 How many male students are expelled every year from American colleges for regret sex?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (ZPrif)

159 150
Q: "what causes that."

A: I'm making up for your abortions.


Posted by: kathysaysso at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (fMQoG)


*applause*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (FsuaD)

160 "If Islam is a religion of peace, why aren't their radicals extremely peaceful?"

If sustainable energy companies are so sustainable, why do they require subsidies?

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (2O0mJ)

161 144 Seen on the Michael Loftus show Flipside: If Islam is a religion of peace, why aren't their radicals extremely peaceful (question mark)

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 19, 2014 03:13 PM (aPWyt)


As I've been saying for awhile.... we need to change the language on this...

Its is not Radical Islam who is violent... it is those who follow the Koran most closely...

The Terrorists are FUNDAMENTAL Islam...

Radical Moslems would be Peaceful... because that is NOT what is in the Koran, or History of Islam.

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (f0pWu)

162 What the problem is?

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at December 19, 2014 03:16 PM (g1DWB)

163 Who ARE these people?!?
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM (WS+CW)


People who wish to be thought different from the vulgar herd, people who want to be thought well off - as noble, upright, and virtuous - and they will lie to themselves and others to achieve that.

You know, weak willed Leftists who are feel vaguely guilty about something and desperately seek the reassurance of their peer-group of spineless nitwits.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 19, 2014 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

164 #I'llLieWithYou

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 19, 2014 03:16 PM (32Ze2)

165 Q: "Do you know what causes that."

A: "Sure. Do you know what causes black eyes?"

**KA-POW!**

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2014 03:16 PM (wr4LJ)

166 Wait, I think I missed the best part of the story. She was riding in the no conversation car so, by definition, no one could have interacted with the muslim woman anyway.

What sort of self obsessed loon must you be to assign bigoted motives to the silence of the people sitting in the silent car?

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:16 PM (6GBZO)

167 The good thing that will come out of the UV phony rape story is that no journalist will start being more careful to check into stories and not just report whatever fits their preferred narrative, right?

Posted by: George Orwell at December 19, 2014 03:16 PM (1BQGO)

168 It's like that Louis CK bit where he says that he thinks of himself as a good person because he often thinks of giving up his first class seat to a military person or handicap person. Not that he actually ever does do this but the mere thought qualifies him as a good person...in his mind.

Posted by: scofflaw at December 19, 2014 03:16 PM (y9ZJX)

169 The Bi-polar Express

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (NeFrd)

170 *hands AlextheChick the nuclear powered Stepstool of Awesome*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (uNkTU)

171 Who ARE these people?!?

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at December 19, 2014 03:10 PM


They are the people who elected Choom Boy -- twice. Having a Historic First as President makes them feel all better about all the years they oppressed folks who Didn't Look Like America.

They are also the people who, with the connivance of the MFM, live in our heads 24/7: we despise every worthless platitude they spew, but we spend time anal-yzing every pearl of non-wisdom, and worry endlessly about the effect they are having on what's left of what was once a pretty decent society.

They are, in short, the new Masters of Our Universe. We have been conditioned to show them politeness they never bothered to earn, fearing that we will be seen as racist, insensitive or pitifully out-of-touch if we insist on them being truthful. We have given them enormous power, and they will never give it up.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (yAC3X)

172 Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:12 PM (MaUQj)

I don't know if I agree w/ Z or not.

I get the idea, though: the Burka is a symbol of Islam. Islam is an evil death cult. We should shun symbols of evil death cults.

And think of it this way- imagine a world where Germany was still Nazi dominated (that's the closest I can get to Islam). And imagine a Jew raised in Germany was in Hawaii still wearing the yellow star.

Might they not have to be "shamed" (perhaps: "pressured" would be better) to remove the star? You and I know the yellow star is essentially a mark that they are less-than-human, but he/she grew up with it and it's part of their identity.

The Islamic Burka really is much the same way. It's sold to them as "a mark of modesty," but living in a burlap sack so long it covers your ankles and with small slits for your eyes isn't "modesty," it's a mark that you are someone's property.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (kff5f)

173 This thread is out of control. Out Of Control.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (BNIaE)

174 164
#I'llLieWithYou


#selfiefirst

Posted by: Bill Cosby or Bill Clinton at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (XzRw1)

175 138 99. Oh no!!!
For the first time since I've ever read any of your posts since I've first seen one of your photo essays pre-AoS days (moonbattery linked you all the time).....
I am disagreeing with you

If a woman wants to wear a jihab than screw it, she has that right
I wouldn't want T or nck wearing it but I'm not their husband or dad either
Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP


I'm not proposing a law or actual compulsion to prevent the wearing of the hate-jab.

That's what statists do. I don't roll that way.

But nothing wrong with expressing one's opinion through body language.

I think it's actually liberating to Musim women in the long run if they know that this is a civilization devoted to personal freedom, and wearing symbols of oppression is not going to earn you any love here.

We won't forcibly stop you from wearing symbols of oppression, but we can express our feelings though a sideways glance, a disappointed exhalation.

Then she'll eventually get the message: I live in a ;and when I am expected to have total freedom. Not show off pridefully how I am oppressed by the patriarchy (the Islamic patriarchy, that is).

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (K4YiS)

176 Maybe it was Bonhoeffer who called this sort of thing "cheap grace."

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:18 PM (2O0mJ)

177 There I was, teaching calculus to ghetto street urchins so they could get high-paying jobs in Silicon Valley. Bill DeBlasio walks up and slaps the chalk out of my hand--I was teaching the seven year olds about tangents using chalk drawings on the sidewalk--and screams at me "You can't do that! These black children must grow up to lead a life of welfare dependency!" The kids burst into tears because they really wanted to see how a first derivative worked. But DeBlasio had a street gang of liberals backing him up. They cuffed the moppets about the head and chased them off, screaming "you must remain stupid to allow us to keep our phony-baloney jobs in the welfare department!"

Hey, as long as making up stories is a legitimate form of political discourse, I guess the right gets to do it, too.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at December 19, 2014 03:18 PM (Awb+1)

178 54
IowaHawk tweets on I'll Ride With You:



https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/544582569925550080
===========
Saw that one earlier today. Iowahawk is The Man.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 03:18 PM (/mTq0)

179

These people have always existed. They just didn't have Facebook, and Twitter, and what have you.

Ah, the days when Forums/Boards were for geek eyes only.

The creepiest part is that this where the MSM gets their news, and often get caught in a hoax or The Onion. Cuts the crap out of journalist/travel costs.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 19, 2014 03:18 PM (IXrOn)

180 I'm astonished that she managed the honesty to admit she made it up.

Posted by: Dianna at December 19, 2014 03:19 PM (DV/Ik)

181 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:17 PM (kff5f)

I look at it this way...

They have the Right to wear them if they want....

'I' have the RIGHT to make fun of them for doing so.

'I' also have the Right, via Freedom of Association, to NOT Associate with them if I so chose.

Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 19, 2014 03:19 PM (f0pWu)

182 Lauren, congratulations!

Here's how I handle being asked rude questions, though the main one I get is the opposite of yours, namely ever so polite questions as to am I going to adopt, what with being of a Certain Age and childless and all.

If the person does not clue in to the polite evasions and persists in being rude, I choose to respond with whichever of the following questions I think will be most rude:

"How much money do you make?"

"What's your weight?"

"When's the last time you had sex?" (That last one is best when asked in a church lobby and, yes, I have done that)

When the questioner gets terribly offended, you reply, all wide eyed innocent "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were asking each other horribly rude questions!" That tends to get the point across nicely.

Though, frankly, if I were in your shoes, I would be desperately tempted to reply "My husband being hung like Ron Jeremy with a tongue like Gene Simmons."

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey at December 19, 2014 03:19 PM (mf5HN)

183 "But DeBlasio had a street gang of liberals backing him up."


The van Buren Boys....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:20 PM (BNIaE)

184 when the frat boy asked if he could get a lawyer, he was told by the administrators: "a lawyer can't help you here. We won't talk to them. This matter stays strictly within the school."

When they say you can't bring a lawyer, BRING YOUR LAWYER.

If they complain, tell them they can see him now or in court, and that he's here to set damages.

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

185 "...It's hard to describe the moment when humans, and complete strangers, have a conversation with no words. I wanted to tell her I was sorry for so many things for overstepping the mark, for making assumptions about a complete stranger and for belonging to a culture where racism was part of her everyday experience..."

When I hear people describing these sorts of wordless "conversations", I immediately am put in mind of Dave Barry's recounting of the conversation between Roger and Elaine.

http://michla2000.tripod.com/davebarry.html

Posted by: torquewrench at December 19, 2014 03:21 PM (noWW6)

186
US President Barack Obama praised the #illridewithyou social media movement during a phone call with Prime Minister Tony Abbott at the same time that one of the Prime Minister's own backbenchers derided the idea as a "pathetic, hating-whitey" campaign.

Mr Obama was one of many world leaders to phone Mr Abbott following the tragedy. In a statement, the White House said he noted "the Australian public's embrace of #Illridewithyou".




"this is a guy (Barack Obama) whose IQ is off the charts - he's probably the smartest guy ever to become President."

- Michael Beschloss

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 19, 2014 03:21 PM (kdS6q)

187 Oh Boy: Woman Who Started #IllRideWithYou Viral Meme Admits... It Pretty Much Didn't Happen, and Was Mostly Imagined

I'm hoping that Leftism in general turns out to be an elaborate hoax.

Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2014 03:21 PM (zoehZ)

188 What good is one small action against an avalanche of ignorance?

Tell me about it. That is why I never respond the endless posts on my Facebook feed from your type.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 19, 2014 03:22 PM (1BQGO)

189 Though, frankly, if I were in your shoes, I would be desperately tempted to reply "My husband being hung like Ron Jeremy with a tongue like Gene Simmons."

Like I said, she should "offer" to teach them- for $50 bucks an hour.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:22 PM (kff5f)

190 Why, it's almost as if a great many liberal activist types are, get this, pathological liars.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 19, 2014 03:22 PM (8/DeP)

191 >> Like most people she had been looking at her phone, then slowly started to unpin her scarf.

Oh, for heavens sake, she probably wears it at home and takes it off on the way to work or school because she has the freedom to do so...outside of her home.

>>making assumptions about a complete stranger and for belonging to a culture where racism was part of her everyday experience

How the eff does your head not explode?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2014 03:22 PM (0xTsz)

192 It's hard to describe the moment when humans, and complete strangers, have a conversation with no words.

Like when someone calls a deep post leading by 30 with one minute left.

It's awesome.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:22 PM (659DL)

193 >>
You probably don't want to know what's been down that throat.


All of it?

Posted by: Aviator at December 19, 2014 03:23 PM (3rrMW)

194 "this is a guy (Barack Obama) whose IQ is off the charts - he's probably the smartest guy ever to become President."

- Michael Beschloss



Yeah, Michael. Fcuk you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:23 PM (BNIaE)

195

This is the woman we want to ask "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Then, grab a bag of popcorn, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 19, 2014 03:23 PM (IXrOn)

196 Look at the details, the actual real-world actions that took place: progressive Social Justice Warrior woman gets on train, notices other woman who is possibly/maybe/could be Muslim. Muslim (?)woman takes off scarf/hijab/hat/whatever and looks at Facebook.Progressive SJW woman looks at back of her head. Time passes. They get off train. They don't talk. Later, possibly/could be/maybeMuslim woman goes home, says to her husband, 'Crikey, Bob, mad as a cut snake, she wuz. Three bangers short of a barbie...'.

Stories like this are Penthouse Forum for batshit crazy moonbat liberals, progressive pornography, and equally nonbelievable.

Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2014 03:23 PM (CAJL/)

197 How no one say - #ilidewithyouKimJong-Un ?

You no say because you lacist?

You arways think about lace!!!

Lace!!!!

You smerr Kim Jong-Un barrs!!!

Smerr barrs!!!!


#ismerrbarrs

Posted by: Bim Bong-Bun at December 19, 2014 03:23 PM (0cMkb)

198 AtC, haha I like your approach. I'm sure Mr Lauren would also appreciate it. Sorry you've been on the receiving end of the rude comments too. I bet the church busy body zipped their lips after that response!

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:24 PM (6GBZO)

199 When the questioner gets terribly offended, you reply, all wide eyed innocent "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were asking each other horribly rude questions!" That tends to get the point across nicely.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey


Problem is, I've already subscribed to your newsletter, so I have no further way to show my appreciation.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2014 03:24 PM (K4YiS)

200 172. I agree with 99% of that but....
It's still their choice
Personally I don't view Islam as a religion
I view it to be a violent type of moonies made by a warlord to suppress conquered peoples
But still it's all about the freedom to express themselves
If no one is getting hurt and no laws are being broke and they are not throwing that shit in my face then so be it

Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:24 PM (MaUQj)

201 She promptly left the bus and was raped by seven Haven Monaghans on a bed of glass. It was terrible.

Posted by: Heralder at December 19, 2014 03:25 PM (/Mxso)

202 "What good is one small action against an avalanche of ignorance?"


So you won't be thought one of the mindless, vulgar, Leftist herd.

*heh*

Seriously - is truth important enough to you that you won't let this go unchallneged, even when the costs of the challenge are vanishingly small?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 19, 2014 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

203 I am SO shocked, you guys! I was totes on board with this hash-activism.

#IllPoseWithYou

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 03:25 PM (ABcz/)

204

I bet she sees dead people.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 19, 2014 03:25 PM (IXrOn)

205 Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."

"I have a theory that it's caused by a kick in the balls. Want to help me test my theory?"

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

206 How the eff does your head not explode?

Duct tape.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 03:25 PM (XzRw1)

207 I saw Jay Cutler on a subway car. The Bears fans were staring at him hatefully, because we're full of hate, even though we don't seem to hate the Bears, but instead seem to be disappointed by the Bears, but apparently we're hateful for occasionally noticing that.

So the evil Bears fans are staring at the Jay Cutler, making him uncomfortable, until at last she removes her official NFL Bears logo stocking cap, in a silent, shameful submission to the hateful glares of the cultural-imperialist Bears fans.

And then Jay Cutler gets off the subway, because he's still hounded by hate, but this nice progressive woman gets off with him, in a show of solidarity, and says to him: "I'll ride with you." He hugged her for perhaps a minute, then turned and walked away, sadly.




Damn- I started this bit as satire, but as I re-read it I realize that this scenario is actually somewhat plausible.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 03:25 PM (NeFrd)

208 There being mean at church to ATC?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:26 PM (BNIaE)

209 As I've been saying for awhile.... we need to change the language on this... Its is not Radical Islam who is violent... it is those who follow the Koran most closely... The Terrorists are FUNDAMENTAL Islam... Radical Moslems would be Peaceful... because that is NOT what is in the Koran, or History of Islam.
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 19, 2014 03:15 PM (f0pWu)


-------------------------------------------


That's what I've been telling muzzie apologists for some time now. But I say it with a gentle demeanor, not wishing to chastize or criticize. I'm nice like that. Fuckers.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:26 PM (MR0M+)

210 Problem is, I've already subscribed to your newsletter, so I have no further way to show my appreciation.

I bet she'd find a way to accept donations.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:26 PM (kff5f)

211 175. Oh, basically what I just typed
Okay, as usual I agree with zombie

Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:26 PM (MaUQj)

212 Basically, St. Liberal took another human being and appropriated her existence for her own purposes.

It's like rape.

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:26 PM (MMC8r)

213
Ok I lied, but the the intention of the lie was to show my heroism.

Posted by: Lying Lefty Rachel Jacobs at December 19, 2014 03:26 PM (NtzGn)

214 zombie

I think about nuns, but there's a big difference between a burka and a nun's habit: nothing bad will happen to the nun if she wears street clothes.

The Muslim woman who throws off the burka is not just throwing off a personal article, but a symbol of her submission, of Islam itself. Throwing it off is saying that the woman is an individual with control of her own person. This is insubordinate and indicates a lack of shame, which then infects all her social relations.

Muslim men will attack her for it. And there are plenty of Muslim men who would like to kill her, and would.

The burka is clearly a disguise. Are there sensible laws against disguises in public?


Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:27 PM (2O0mJ)

215 "They are"



Dammit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:27 PM (BNIaE)

216 And then Jay Cutler gets off the subway, because he's still hounded by hate, but this nice progressive woman gets off with him, in a show of solidarity, and says to him: "I'll ride with you." He hugged her for perhaps a minute, then turned and walked away, sadly. threw a pick six into triple coverage.

FTFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:27 PM (659DL)

217 187 I'm hoping that Leftism in general turns out to be an elaborate hoax.
-----------------------------------------------------

Oh it certainly is. As the joke went in the old USSR - We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.

It's lies all the way down.

Posted by: Boots at December 19, 2014 03:27 PM (l9mF2)

218 It's like rape.

Posted by: ---


I swear I read that totally differently, I thought I'd found a kindred soul.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 19, 2014 03:27 PM (/Ho8c)

219 Funny twitter account @StripperGenius. Supposedly real things said by real strippers.

StripperGenius @StripperGenius Au 11
"I really want weed but I don't wanna drive all the way to my mom's."

StripperGenius @StripperGenius Nov 21
"Bitch, how have you never seen Tremors 2?!"

StripperGenius @StripperGenius Aug 4
"I don't wanna use the tanning bed because I don't wanna cook the baby."

StripperGenius @StripperGenius
"I don't wanna do crack. I just wanna look like I do crack."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 03:27 PM (ZPrif)

220 "...It's hard to describe the moment when humans, and complete strangers, have a conversation with no words.

Well no shit, Sherlock.


Exactly which mental illness is on public display here? I know there's a name for it, but it escapes me at the moment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:28 PM (0HooB)

221 Speaking of pointless lib fantasies on public transportation (it has to be public transportation), we have to go to the master. Consider it mandatory fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgrbmBFOl5o


Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 03:29 PM (/mTq0)

222 I am truly sick to death of these people.

Lie, lie, lie.

Posted by: mpfs, Mr Tibbs The Stuffed Elephant at December 19, 2014 03:29 PM (si/E8)

223 "219 Funny twitter account @StripperGenius. Supposedly real things said by real strippers. "

My cousin manages a strip club. Her Facebook feed is a freaking goldmine. It's pays to have a black sheep in the family.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:29 PM (6GBZO)

224 David Burge's #illridewithyou tweet with the WTC was prescient, cause this meme has crashed like a Boeing 767.

Posted by: Fringe at December 19, 2014 03:29 PM (oWl4T)

225 So the media once again, get this, made up a whole bunch of shit.

Yet they wonder why we think the media is a bunch of shit.

They really do need to go fukc themselves...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2014 03:29 PM (wtvvX)

226 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:27 PM (659DL)

Heh. DP all over the screen.


Speaking of football- who won the snoozer between J-ville and Tennessee?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:29 PM (kff5f)

227 Could someone please explain to me exactly how she had this conversation with no words that met in perfect understanding but was over in a moment?

Aren't hearing voices in your head still considered a mental illness?

Posted by: Brainpimp at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (zosQc)

228 OB1: "Many of the truths we hold on to, depend greatly on our point of view."






Luke: "Bullshit!"

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (E1aoU)

229 212
Basically, St. Liberal took another human being and appropriated her existence for her own purposes.



It's like rape.

Soul rape.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (XzRw1)

230 Exactly which mental illness is on public display here? I know there's a name for it, but it escapes me at the moment.


Batshit crazy. Page 442.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (nTuxZ)

231 "Speaking of football- who won the snoozer between J-ville and Tennessee?"


I don't think anyone cares.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (BNIaE)

232 Speaking of football- who won the snoozer between J-ville and Tennessee?

Jacksonville. It was brutal viewing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (659DL)

233 It's hard to describe the moment when humans, and complete strangers, have a conversation with no words.

It's not, it's actually called stalking when you read someone's mindthoughts and decide to f**king follow them around for their own good.

Posted by: Heralder at December 19, 2014 03:31 PM (/Mxso)

234 which mental illness

http://www.icd10data.com/Convert/298.9

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:31 PM (2O0mJ)

235 231. The Bears
They may move up to a better draft pick

Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:31 PM (MaUQj)

236 Luke: "Bullshit!"

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (E1aoU)


Yeah, that's pretty well my response to that these days.

"No, you dead old fart, you LIED TO ME!!! Darth Vader is my f*cking FATHER and you didn't think that might be important for me to know? What kind of sick bastard are you? And don't get me started on the little orc!"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (kff5f)

237 Your aggressive insistence on reportage that is hopelessly mired in the murky, unknowable swamps of objective reality is an act of violence and misogyny against women journalists.

You lowbrow anti-intellectual thugs on the right cannot handle it when a strong modern woman explores her lyrical feminine side. You cannot deal with the nuances of her social art and her delicate embroideries, preferring to reduce things down to crude matters of 'truth' and 'huge masturbatory lies.'

I pity you all.

Posted by: lauraw at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (2JSDI)

238 The burka is clearly a disguise. Are there sensible laws against disguises in public?

It could also be used as a weapon. Whoever wears one is automatically assumed to be a female.

It's also a good way to conceal weapons.

And are totally unnecessary in a free society.

I'm just about thisfar away from calling the next one I see a slave. Out loud.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (0HooB)

239 re 128, that story about the college kid suing the school. I wonder if a black guy accused of sexually assaulting a white woman would have been denied legal representation?

Posted by: mallfly at December 19, 2014 03:33 PM (bJm7W)

240 This reminds me of those wordless conversations I have with Kate Upton about how much she wants to do me. #IllRideYou

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

241 You lowbrow anti-intellectual thugs on the right cannot handle it when a strong modern woman explores her lyrical feminine side.

Laura, we have discussed this. I have dialed 9-1...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:33 PM (659DL)

242 The voices are back again...I missed them.

Posted by: Crazy ride with you chick. at December 19, 2014 03:33 PM (HRo7B)

243 Jacksonville. It was brutal viewing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (659DL)


I tried to watch. When I fell asleep the 3rd time in the 4th Quarter, I decided that was my two boats and a helicopter, and I went to bed.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:33 PM (kff5f)

244 Could someone please explain to me exactly how she had this conversation
with no words that met in perfect understanding but was over in a
moment?


Kind of like when the porn video talks to the camera .... It's a special wonderful moment.

Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2014 03:33 PM (E1aoU)

245 It's raula doubre ewe! Rong time, no see.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Illest at December 19, 2014 03:33 PM (/Ho8c)

246 well, well, well, what have we here:

http://www.anapsid.org/cnd/mcs/maskcodes.html

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (Washington, D.C.)
§ 22-3312.03. Wearing hoods or masks.
(a) No person or persons over 16 years of age, while wearing any mask, hood, or device whereby any portion of the face is hidden, concealed, or covered as to conceal the identity of the wearer, shall:

(1) Enter upon, be, or appear upon any lane, walk, alley, street, road highway, or other public way in the District of Columbia;

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (2O0mJ)

247 #I'llLieToYou



#NotInYourMouthI Swear


#TheCheckIsInThe Mail


#ICallBullshit

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (6fyGz)

248 ".#IllRideYou"


And your other fantasies are.....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (BNIaE)

249 Ok -- I bet $100 bucks this was all made up.



So where's my hundy?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (Ae7K+)

250 "It could also be used as a weapon. Whoever wears one is automatically assumed to be a female. "

I have a fantasy about a bunch of women in Saudi Arabia getting together and overthrowing the whe Muslim world by hiding a whole lotta weapons under those burkas.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (6GBZO)

251 Maybe their should be a war on women. Not every women mind you (leave the 'ettes alone) but these flaky, lying, so-called humanists that take stupidity to whole new levels. The ones who "swoon" over their boyfriend in the White House, the ones who proudly boast about voting more than once, the ones who cry about this racist nation but have not one inch of compassion and humanity for an unborn child. Yes, war on women indeed.

Posted by: cheri at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (oiNtH)

252 Posted by: lauraw at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (2JSDI)

Well done.

Warden has turned his Twitter feed into a "Male Feminist." Sometimes he's so spot on, I'm not sure he *hasn't* turned.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (kff5f)

253 237 You cannot deal with the nuances of her social art and her delicate embroideries, preferring to reduce things down to crude matters of 'truth' and 'huge masturbatory lies.'

#IllRideWithHugeMasturbatoryLies

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (qyomX)

254 237. TWEET

Personal foul
use of too many fancy words to the moron brain
Number 237
15 posts from the spot of the foul
Automatic first down

Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (MaUQj)

255 236
Luke: "Bullshit!"



Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (E1aoU)



Yeah, that's pretty well my response to that these days.



"No, you dead old fart, you LIED TO ME!!! Darth Vader is my f*cking
FATHER and you didn't think that might be important for me to know?
What kind of sick bastard are you? And don't get me started on the
little orc!"
=============

Official thread winner right here.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (/mTq0)

256 Maybe there... I hate when I do that.

Posted by: cheri at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (oiNtH)

257 Do we know what compelled Shiela of the Bullshitters to finally come clean?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (Ae7K+)

258 It is a GREAT DAY for journalistic integrity. Jackie, #illridewithyou, what else? Can The News just admit they prefer fiction?

Posted by: 0302 at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (N6eLE)

259 Male fighters of the Jihad have used the all encompassing burka as a disguise to escape arrest.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (uNkTU)

260 This is so ridiculous my eyes permitted me to read only 1/3 of it before demanding, "Drop it already!"

We all smell these silly canutes a mile away.

Posted by: bour3 at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (5x3+2)

261 See, I knew this chick was just like Oberlin's Della Zaftig-Bezerker (or whatever her name is) - Munchausen by proxy. They make up a victim that they can care for, in order to bask in the glory of everyone's adulation of their Great Activist Works. And it's all in their friggin' minds.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (ABcz/)

262 Toure's gotta Tourette:

@j___eraghty: On MSNBC @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (wr4LJ)

263 237 Your aggressive insistence on reportage that is hopelessly mired in the murky, unknowable swamps of objective reality is an act of violence and misogyny against women journalists.

You lowbrow anti-intellectual thugs on the right cannot handle it when a strong modern woman explores her lyrical feminine side. You cannot deal with the nuances of her social art and her delicate embroideries, preferring to reduce things down to crude matters of 'truth' and 'huge masturbatory lies.'

I pity you all.


Posted by: lauraw at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (2JSDI)

--

Right on!

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (Ks4nX)

264 So Gaylord flubbed James Franco's name?

I remember a time when a President mispronouncing a word was a sign of mental retardation....ah, good times.

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (MMC8r)

265 I once intervened on behalf of a young woman of color, as she was being raped by a group of privileged white lacrosse players.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (/GgDU)

266 250
"It could also be used as a weapon. Whoever wears one is automatically assumed to be a female. "



I have a fantasy about a bunch of women in Saudi Arabia getting
together and overthrowing the whe Muslim world by hiding a whole lotta
weapons under those burkas.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (6GBZO)

Or they hide beavers under them and at just the right time they jump out and...

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (HRo7B)

267 ah but the mask wearer has to have some nefarious intention to be subject to penalty

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (2O0mJ)

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:37 PM (HRo7B)

269 I sometimes wonder, lately, if there's been some event in Moslem society where they all want to be eliminated from the planet, but they're forbidden to commit suicide, so they commit atrocities instead, hoping the west will rise up and send them to heaven. And we just keep refusing to take the bait. And so the atrocities--happening to children being the latest--just keep piling up.


Posted by: Null at December 19, 2014 03:37 PM (xjpRj)

270 "No, you dead old fart, you LIED TO ME!!! Darth Vader is my f*cking
FATHER and you didn't think that might be important for me to know?
What kind of sick bastard are you? And don't get me started on the
little orc!"


Not to mention Ben is pretty much a creepy old stalker keeping an eye on Vader's kid all these years.

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

271 StripperGenius @StripperGenius Aug 27
"Argh, I wanna go onstage soon so I can make some money so I can order food."

StripperGenius @StripperGenius May 12
"Listen girl, if you can move from China to here and start stripping, you can do anything."

StripperGenius @StripperGenius Jan 3
"I've never stabbed anyone. I've pepper sprayed a couple, but never a full stabbing. I kinda want to."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (ZPrif)

272 @j___eraghty: On MSNBC @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

No. But Toure speaking is akin to a camel puking its guts out.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (wtvvX)

273 wait...I didn't do that.

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (HRo7B)

274 Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM (MMC8r)

Yeah, well...

57 States.
Inhalator- uh, Breathalizer.
Corpse-man

Obviously that hasn't been true since TFG got into office. Obviously.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (kff5f)

275 257
Do we know what compelled Shiela of the Bullshitters to finally come clean?

Considering leftists have no shame. I'd say it was for another 15 minutes in front of the klieg lights.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (XzRw1)

276
237 Your aggressive insistence on reportage that is hopelessly mired in the murky, unknowable swamps of objective reality is an act of violence and misogyny against women journalists.

You lowbrow anti-intellectual thugs on the right cannot handle it when a strong modern woman explores her lyrical feminine side. You cannot deal with the nuances of her social art and her delicate embroideries, preferring to reduce things down to crude matters of 'truth' and 'huge masturbatory lies.'

I pity you all.
Posted by: lauraw at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (2JSDI)



Yeah yeah yeah. Now drop the shoulder strap and show a little more hump.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (z/Ubi)

277 Hey.

It's this

*I'lieforyou

Posted by: Who Knows at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (W+Itt)

278 262
Toure's gotta Tourette:

@j___eraghty: On MSNBC @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.




*head meet desk*


Hey, Toure. Get my car. Hands up! Catch my keys!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (FsuaD)

279 Aren't hearing voices in your head still considered a mental illness?

Posted by: Brainpimp at December 19, 2014 03:30 PM (zosQc)



They're called HEADMATES you h8r!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 19, 2014 03:38 PM (6fyGz)

280 Well off to get the spawn of joe from school and head straight to the range
Watching a teen girl dressed like sailor moon shooting a Kimber is too cool

Posted by: NCJ rolling deep in his MRAP at December 19, 2014 03:39 PM (MaUQj)

281 @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2014 03:36 PM


More like yelling "FILE!" in a crowded theater.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 19, 2014 03:39 PM (yAC3X)

282 It's hard to describe the moment when humans and dogs have a conversation with no words.

Posted by: David Berkowitz at December 19, 2014 03:39 PM (qyomX)

283 "Oh Boy"?

Isn't that a microaggression in itself?

Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

284 This story reminds me of the time I saved Kate Upton from drowning. It's hard to describe the moment when humans, and complete strangers, have a conversation with no words. Just wesson oil and toothpaste. #IllRideYou.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 19, 2014 03:39 PM (i0vkQ)

285
Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey at December 19, 2014 03:19 PM (mf5HN)

You could always reply, "You know, work has been so busy that I justhaven't had time to get drunk at the biker bar lately!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 19, 2014 03:39 PM (OiH3z)

286 You blahblahblahblah 'huge masturbatory.'

I pity you all.


Posted by: lauraw at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (2JSDI)



*perks* What are we talking about here?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 19, 2014 03:40 PM (6fyGz)

287 282
It's hard to describe the moment when humans and dogs have a conversation with no words.
===================
I have no trouble understanding the wordless comments from the cat.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 03:40 PM (/mTq0)

288 @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

So that's the official line, I guess. It's the fault of Sony, Rogen, and Franco that a Foreign Power threatened terrorist attacks on US Soil.

F*ck the Left.

More like yelling "FILE!" in a crowded theater office.

FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:41 PM (kff5f)

289 @j___eraghty: On MSNBC @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

Ah, the "Heckler's Terrorist's Veto." Nice to see MSNBC's selective outrage in full torrent.

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:41 PM (MMC8r)

290 Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

Hey rmember that time the Norks tried to assasinate the ROK President in Rangoon with a bomb?

#NOTAMOVIE

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2014 03:41 PM (659DL)

291 >>>>@Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

In the case from which that expression derives, the "yelling of fire" was entirely justified.

Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (3ZtZW)

292 280
Well off to get the spawn of joe from school and head straight to the range

Watching a teen girl dressed like sailor moon shooting a Kimber is too cool
========================
So much fantasy material in that post....

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (/mTq0)

293 288 @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

Or saying "I oppose gay marriage" in a crowded classroom.

Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (qyomX)

294 I have no trouble understanding the wordless comments from the cat.

But that's because those comments always end in "or I'll kill you."

"Feed me... or I'll kill you."
"Pet me... or I'll kill you."
"Get out of my way... or I'll kill you."

It makes it much easier to understand.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (kff5f)

295 Too late. The LIV's have already moved on. This moonbats fantasy has already entered their consciousness, been fully absorbed and become part of the liberal framework guiding their lives. This confession will never penetrate through the fog protecting their ignorance. And even if it did, it wouldn't matter because she had the best of intentions, and that is what matters.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (1BQGO)

296 Pssst. Maybe someone could let this gal know that in the time between her initial lie about her brave stand w/a Muslim woman and coming clean, there has been:
*141+ Pakistani school children slaughtered in retaliation for Malala
*150 Iraqi women slaughtered because they refused to marry ISIS jihadis
*Boko Haram pulled off another mass kidnapping of Christin women and girls

But please, do go on about what a prominent role your silent conversation played in world events.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (ABcz/)

297 null

Islam is like living in the mafia. You might be a nice mafia person who dresses and eats well, but you have cousins with guns who have no problem putting people in wood chippers and killing you if they have to. So you keep your head down.

This is why it's important to kill jihadis. Make it cost, over and over, until no one wants to pay.

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (2O0mJ)

298 Or they hide beavers under them and at just the right time they jump out and...

OMG! Global Warming!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (0HooB)

299 #illridewithyouifyourenotwearingpanties

It's not the chador that matters.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2014 03:43 PM (o+SC1)

300 Watching a teen girl dressed like sailor moon shooting a Kimber is too cool

Bunk.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:43 PM (kff5f)

301 Wish someone would yell "Fire!" in MSNBC's studios. Watching that hive of libs crawling and trampling over one another would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:43 PM (FsuaD)

302 'huge masturbatory lies.'


****


... they say the i-Phone adds 25 lbs.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 03:43 PM (NeFrd)

303 Hadn't heard this latest progressive farce. Makes Iowahawk's "ride with you" tweet make sense.

Posted by: Sam In VA at December 19, 2014 03:43 PM (Q52VH)

304 The guilt of knowing this woman in a burka had a clitoridectomy forced upon her brought tears to my eyes and I knew right then:

#IllOrgasmForYou

Posted by: Dumbellina Monaghan at December 19, 2014 03:43 PM (UzPAd)

305 I'm afraid Ace is getting ready to have an aneurysm on the twitters over the knob polishing media of Teh Won.

Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 03:44 PM (1vYi0)

306 #ILLRIDEWITHYOU all the way back to camelfuckistan and then leave you with your people and I'll go back to non-inbred land.

Deal??

Posted by: prescient11 at December 19, 2014 03:44 PM (q5APL)

307 @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

Since Neblett says we're violent right-wingers, isn't he doing the same thing every time he opens his mouth? Isn't he saying it's his fault if someone were to commit violence against him?

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 03:44 PM (MMC8r)

308 The Narrative won the News Cycle, that's all that matters.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 03:44 PM (ZPrif)

309 And the 100th story *will* be true, but because the 99 previous were complete utter bullshit, the "story" will then be about those hateful RWNJ's mocking the story. We now live in a world of projection, The "gatekeepers" are more than ineffective, they are destructive, and the truly broken get to parade their brokenness as a badge of honor.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at December 19, 2014 03:44 PM (fszmw)

310 Too late. The LIV's have already moved on. This moonbats fantasy has already entered their consciousness, been fully absorbed and become part of the liberal framework guiding their lives.



We need to be able to insert something and guide them over a cliff.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 03:44 PM (nTuxZ)

311 the tinng is most westerners don't know shit about islam

takbir
taqiyayia
diff btw suni and shia
salafist v. sufi
whaabi
haj
HOW THE KORAN IS ORGANIZED
where is mecca


and on and on

Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 19, 2014 03:44 PM (sEUh+)

312
252 Posted by: lauraw at December 19, 2014 03:32 PM (2JSDI)

Well done.

Warden has turned his Twitter feed into a "Male Feminist." Sometimes he's so spot on, I'm not sure he *hasn't* turned.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:35 PM (kff5f)


I know how to take care of that.

http://youtu.be/nptcR9qAqsU

Posted by: Al Bundy, NO MA'AM at December 19, 2014 03:45 PM (z/Ubi)

313 294
I have no trouble understanding the wordless comments from the cat.



But that's because those comments always end in "or I'll kill you."



"Feed me... or I'll kill you."

"Pet me... or I'll kill you."

"Get out of my way... or I'll kill you."



It makes it much easier to understand.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:42 PM (kff5f)

Word. (meow)

Posted by: The Cat at December 19, 2014 03:45 PM (HRo7B)

314 @300 - only thing better would be six or seven of them.

#thisthreadisuselesswithoutpics

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2014 03:45 PM (o+SC1)

315 278
262

Toure's gotta Tourette:

@j___eraghty: On MSNBC @Toure asking if making "The Interview" is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.



*head meet desk*


Hey, Toure. Get my car. Hands up! Catch my keys!
================

Hey Toure, I thought Rolling Stone said blaming the victim was wrong?!?!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 03:46 PM (/mTq0)

316 22-3312.03. Wearing hoods or masks. (a) No person or persons over 16 years of age, while wearing any mask, hood, or device whereby any portion of the face is hidden, concealed, or covered as to conceal the identity of the wearer, shall: (1) Enter upon, be, or appear upon any lane, walk, alley, street, road highway, or other public way in the District of Columbia;
Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:34 PM (2O0mJ)


----------------------------------------


And in so writing this code, it gives away the weaknesses of camera surveilence.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:46 PM (MR0M+)

317 MSNBC in full sworn, in heat, over the commands of our new dictator

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 03:47 PM (zOTsN)

318 NavyCopJoe, you know the rule. Pics or ....

In the meantime a classic video - http://youtu.be/3XnMQUqjiH0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 03:47 PM (uNkTU)

319 Swoon not sworn

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 03:47 PM (zOTsN)

320 I remember when Kate Upton and I played The Shepherdess and the Hun. Over and over and over again.

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:47 PM (HRo7B)

321 Though, frankly, if I were in your shoes, I would be desperately tempted to reply "My husband being hung like Ron Jeremy with a tongue like Gene Simmons."
Posted by: alexthechick - Team Pacey

Good one - I thought of something along the lines of, "Why, yes! Have you forgotten how?"

Posted by: Dianna at December 19, 2014 03:48 PM (DV/Ik)

322 Escort girls www.regmodels.ru

Posted by: Linda at December 19, 2014 03:49 PM (sh8b/)

323 the tinng is most westerners don't know shit about islam


I know it's not a real religion. There's nothing in it that compels a follower to overcome a personal fault (like hatred) to become a better person.

The rest is just noise.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 03:50 PM (0HooB)

324 @ 311
But alas there are a few who do,
And the Zero repeats

Posted by: officer friendly at December 19, 2014 03:50 PM (/WmRg)

325 Journalism is mostly now just meme fodder to create headlines and image memes so we can propagandize family, friends, and ourselves over Facebook.

All that matters is the headline or meme. The insta-reaction. Everything is tl;dr anyway.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 03:50 PM (ZPrif)

326 Hey exdem13, did you go see the Hobbit fan movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 03:50 PM (uNkTU)

327 Ace is on fire on Twitter.

*shoves Ace a bottle of Valu-Rite through port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:50 PM (FsuaD)

328 Finally! A spammer who understands the AosHQ lifestyle.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:51 PM (6GBZO)

329 Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."

We need to have James O'Keefe wire you up for video and then you can have some fun with those idiots.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2014 03:51 PM (B/VB5)

330 I love how the idiot just assumes the woman with the head covering of some sort feels the same way she does upon their parting having never spoken a word to the woman. How patronizing.

Posted by: no good deed at December 19, 2014 03:51 PM (w3a0Z)

331 How patronizing racist and oppressive.

Just using her own rules.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 03:52 PM (kff5f)

332 I'm afraid Ace is getting ready to have an aneurysm on the twitters over the knob polishing media of Teh Won.

On the latest podcast he goes so deep into an anal sex metaphor for it that it grosses out Gabe Malor. It's completely hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2014 03:53 PM (B/VB5)

333 After two years of labor to undo the *tortured* districting put in place by decades of Dem control, the Reps. managed to do it.

The re-districting was approved by everyone (including, for some reason, the DoJ). "Unfair!" screamed the usual suspects, and they filed suit. Lower court, said "They are fine". "Unfair", shout the race-baiters, again. The suit goes to the Supreme Court, where the lines once again get unanimous okey-doke. http://tinyurl.com/pqxfj89

When the Left cry "unfair", it is with the shrill voice of a spoiled brat.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at December 19, 2014 03:53 PM (/GgDU)

334
114 Thanks, guys!
Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 03:08 PM (6GBZO)


You're not doing Miley Cyrus style backup dancing in a Kmart commercial are you? If not congrats.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 19, 2014 03:53 PM (z/Ubi)

335 So Obama only called on female reporters today on purpose during his presser as some sort of SJW WarOnWomenz! activist angle.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 03:54 PM (ZPrif)

336 ot kinda but not really...

http://tinyurl.com/pejw5y6

FOX News Sharia watch....

Commie Core praises Islam in Norte Carolina...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 03:54 PM (/4AZU)

337 the tinng is most westerners don't know shit about islam


Allow me to explain.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 19, 2014 03:54 PM (8ZskC)

338 Ace is on fire on Twitter.
-------------

Link?

Posted by: Mike Nifong at December 19, 2014 03:55 PM (/GgDU)

339 I was riding on a train and a woman in a hijab asked me to help her get her carry-on from the overhead rack.

My memes got really confused.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 03:55 PM (NeFrd)

340 I love how the idiot just assumes the woman with the head covering of some sort feels the same way she does upon their parting having never spoken a word to the woman. How patronizing.
Posted by: no good deed at December 19, 2014 03:51 PM (w3a0Z)


--------------------------------------------


The perfect cover. A woman having an affair across town. What better way to have no one recognize her than wearing a full cover burka. Brilliant.

Now if she could only lose the crazy bitch following her.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:55 PM (MR0M+)

341 I was riding on a train and a woman in a hijab asked me to help her get her carry-on from the overhead rack.

My memes got really confused.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 03:55 PM (NeFrd)


I'm not sure but I think you've been micro-aggressed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2014 03:56 PM (8ZskC)

342 I'll ride with you on top that VBIED straight to hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2014 03:56 PM (LEXwV)

343
I am still shocked and appalled that some woman had the audacity to ask our First Lady to reach something for her on a shelf at Target! What kind of racist would do that?!!
I guess when that woman in a wheelchair at the supermarket asked me to get something off of a high shelf for her I should have indignantly stormed off!

Posted by: cheri at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (oiNtH)

344
I sat next to a Mexican once. I asked him kindly, "Is your asshole burning"?
.........................
And Geraldo said: "With desire."

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (wAQA5)

345 Seamus, "But Egon you said never cross the memes."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (uNkTU)

346 the tinng is most westerners don't know shit about islam


Allow me to explain.

Posted by: Joe Biden
Islam means peace and they only kill people for their own good.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (XUKZU)

347 Ace on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (FsuaD)

348 The perfect cover. A woman having an affair
across town. What better way to have no one recognize her than wearing a
full cover burka. Brilliant.



Now if she could only lose the crazy bitch following her.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 03:55 PM (MR0M+)

Nice Soona. lol.

Posted by: Viv Savage at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (HRo7B)

349 I think its brilliant anyway

Because the muzzes have a ready list of *self-selected* HUMAN SHIELDS now

Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (3ZtZW)

350 My Ethiopian Orthodox Catholic neighbors all wear head coverings. How bigoted to assume everyone wearing such a thing is Muslim.

Posted by: no good deed at December 19, 2014 03:58 PM (w3a0Z)

351 343

I am still shocked and appalled that some woman had the audacity to
ask our First Lady to reach something for her on a shelf at Target! What
kind of racist would do that?!!
I guess when that woman in a
wheelchair at the supermarket asked me to get something off of a high
shelf for her I should have indignantly stormed off!

Posted by: cheri at December 19, 2014 03:57 PM (oiNtH)


You need to check out The Blaze story in the sidebar. "Racist" woman is a huge Obama fan, and her husband is a producer at MSNBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 03:59 PM (FsuaD)

352 So a motorcycle rider can't wear a helmet that covers the face while riding in D.C.

and you can't ride a motorcycle in D.C. without a helmet.

Posted by: Labrada Tostitos at December 19, 2014 03:59 PM (bv57/)

353 I wear a baseball cap backwards to make obeisance to the Lord. Where's my empathy?

Posted by: Feh at December 19, 2014 03:59 PM (2O0mJ)

354 So a motorcycle rider can't wear a helmet that covers the face while riding in D.C.


I guess a balaclava is out during the winter too.

Posted by: no good deed at December 19, 2014 04:00 PM (w3a0Z)

355 I am still shocked and appalled that some woman had the audacity to ask
our First Lady to reach something for her on a shelf at Target! What
kind of racist would do that?

It gets worse. She was later gang raped by a group of Young Republicans out hanging up nooses around town.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 19, 2014 04:01 PM (1BQGO)

356 #IllMakeUpShitToAdvanceMyCause

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2014 04:02 PM (23FyH)

357
Jane - I did read that. So that makes Mooch even a bigger liar and victim-whore than I thought.

These people have no shame.

Posted by: cheri at December 19, 2014 04:02 PM (oiNtH)

358 All set ready to do some hatey hate crime tonight. Pork shoulder has been injected, plenty of mesquite on hand.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at December 19, 2014 04:02 PM (zauWW)

359 Newd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 19, 2014 04:02 PM (0HooB)

360 I guess a balaclava is out during the winter too.

I love balaclava. It sticks to my fingers when I eat it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 19, 2014 04:02 PM (8ZskC)

361 I was in a mall once when a teenage girl took off her hijab and told her mom she was never wearing it again. That none of the other kids were wearing it and it was "old school". And she did not care what her dad thought. Mom just kinda went with it. I dont know whether that was due to her being in public. But she seemed resigned and just said OK.

And that's a true story. Maybe I can build a meme around that on Twitter.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2014 04:03 PM (LEXwV)

362
#I'llRideWithYou

http://tinyurl.com/nuonskz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, abandoning his principles at December 19, 2014 04:03 PM (/GgDU)

363 I was raped by three white honkies and then I had six other bro's sperm in my vagina.



Which statement is true?

Posted by: Crystal Gale, still in prison for killing her boyfriend at December 19, 2014 04:04 PM (0FSuD)

364 Update to the murdered 5 year old - there were no masked men. It was the female 19 year old cousin that is being charged with murder.



http://tinyurl.com/kw2drlj


Evil bitch.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at December 19, 2014 04:04 PM (fWAjv)

365 And that's a true story. Maybe I can build a meme around that on Twitter.

#DitchTheCover

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2014 04:05 PM (8ZskC)

366 AA Q-tip sock off

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 04:06 PM (fWAjv)

367 326
Hey exdem13, did you go see the Hobbit fan movie?
====================
Note: Some spoilers here for people who didn't read the book to death as kids or watch the Rankin-Bass version already.


Yeah, saw the entire trilogy marathon with friends as planned Monday in 42 fps 3D. PJ did a special intro for Battle of Five Armies, thanking all us crazy fans for doing it. Friend next to me said "nice of him to say it in front of his house" so a good third of the theater could hear him. (He was filmed standing in front of the Bag End exterior set. )

BOTFA was fun, doubly fun if you prefer Hebridian dwarves over pretty elves, triple fun if you have a few Warhammer armies boxed up in the back room. The movie started right out with Smaug making shock and awe over Lake-Town, while the Master did his impression of the Democrat Senate in 2014. The title didn't even show until that part of the story had completed, with the Black Ballista Bolt turning out better than expected. (Very Eighties action movie of you PJ. ) Richard Armitage gnawed the scenery nicely as Thorin in Arkenstone deprivation mode; both me and another friend mentally re-labeled him 'Fafnir'. Dain Ironfoot has replaced Gimli as the Dwarf gamer geeks want to base their next bearded battler on, Azog and Bolg went out like bosses, and Bilbo's return home was appropriate.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 04:07 PM (/mTq0)

368 I saw a deer a couple days ago and only had my .38, so I asked Michelle to drop it with her bowcaster.


I denounce myself in advance.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 04:07 PM (ViF0c)

369 In the early days of the Internet, there was a site called the Kook Museum. One of the 'artifacts' of the museum was a sort of lengthyproto-blog written by a guy who was convinced the FBI was sending young, handsome men to spy on him. He was seeing them everywhere, these young, handsome men: legions of them, watching him from windows and cars and street cafes, focused on his every move. His response was, of course, to play it cool and pretend he didn't know he was under constant surveillance--you know, by armies of young, hot-looking guys. He just didn't know how much longer he could take it. All that surveillance, I mean.

For some reason, I always envisioned the writer of that ancient ur-blog as an overweight, sweaty, balding, nondescript fellow, the sort who can't look anyone in the eyes and who breaks into uncomfortable stammering when pressed into conversation. I felt sorry for him, and was convinced he was real, that his tortured little journal was authentic. It could've been a spoof; there's no way to know.

But that's the thing with this, with Progressive Social Justice Warrior Woman: she's definitely authentic in that she truly, really thinks this way. And get this: she isn't considered batshit crazy and delusional for thinking this way. They--the Left, the masters of culture--want us all to think this way. It's as if rational thought has been outlawed.

Posted by: troyriser at December 19, 2014 04:08 PM (CAJL/)

370 361 I was in a mall once when a teenage girl took off her hijab and told her mom she was never wearing it again. That none of the other kids were wearing it and it was "old school". And she did not care what her dad thought.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2014 04:03 PM (LEXwV)



Hope she's still alive.

Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2014 04:11 PM (zoehZ)

371 or a least a sammich.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2014 03:14 PM (NtzGn)


I just smiled and gave him a Vegemite sammich.

Posted by: Six-foot-four Belgian at December 19, 2014 04:12 PM (uSAVP)

372 Ell Oh Ell

>>>It was in this mindset that I punched the first status update into my phone, hoping my friends would take a moment to think about the victims of the siege who were not in the cafe.

How fucking stupid can one person be?

Anyway, her long winded confession reminds me of a joke:


Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said "Nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me and not to worry about it. One the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say "I love you too". When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep. I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle won't start... can't figure out why.

Posted by: fb at December 19, 2014 04:15 PM (JVEmw)

373 370
361 I was in a mall once when a teenage girl took off her hijab and
told her mom she was never wearing it again. That none of the other kids
were wearing it and it was "old school". And she did not care what her
dad thought.



Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2014 04:03 PM (LEXwV)





Hope she's still alive.
===========
That's why the girl made her stand in a mall. Witnesses in case something happened.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 04:15 PM (/mTq0)

374 >>>Evil bitch.

Troo dat. Been following this since yesterday becoz the details of her lie were so fantastic, yet the cops had a search going and everything...

Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 04:17 PM (3ZtZW)

375 Also posted on facebook: There's a creepy lady who is crying to herself and staring at me. Yes you, creepy lady, if you ever somehow see this post, I'm talking about you, I can see you in the window reflection staring at the back of my head.

Posted by: Scarf Wearing Lady at December 19, 2014 04:19 PM (JVEmw)

376 And she got a published article out of this, at the Brisbane Times. With a byline. Wonder how much that pays.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2014 04:44 PM (G891H)

377 44 You know, I get rude comments every single day of my life because of my lifestyle choice of having more than 2 children. Total strangers come up to me at the store and ask if I know "what causes that."
Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 02:57 PM (MYCIw)

A. "My keen desire to create future productive citizens who will support you in your Social Security years."

Posted by: scoville - why yes, yes i do at December 19, 2014 04:44 PM (0adl+)

378
Just yesterday I yelled at a cyclist who'd blown through a red light and just missed a couple of us pedestrians. We pedestrians then continued walking - it was in silence, but I knew that they were of the same mind and the same heart as I: the cyclist was asshole.I had taken the initiative on behalf of all of us to notice and to speak upthat about the cyclist; I could feel their gratitude.

Not everyone is so bold as to speak up when they see injustice. Rather, they are inclined to suffer the ills silently, alone. In my labeling that cyclist as a "dickhead" and "dip shit", I had spoken for all of us. Perhaps this will embolden some of them to speak out in the future; to let the world know when a cyclist is being a prick.

Posted by: Courageous fighter of blind kittens at December 19, 2014 04:55 PM (PEgKF)

379 As I say, my valet B.Dennehy...oops forgot the fwsssssssshsghgghsssssssss(flying stuff)..so anyway my valet informs of greasy islamist types and their homo creeepy shit and why are we here,etcetc and fuckit..ytytssssshshshswwwwssssssssshshshsysysysy treat skum as such and move on..uisssssssSSSSsssssswghgssssssssssssssssssssshshshghhsheiiuwrtpwr, fuckU.

Posted by: stephen livingston seagull at December 19, 2014 05:56 PM (UFPdl)

380 It's "Evil White Christian" or "Evil Christian White" or "Evil a White Christian Male" not "Evil Christian". Really, the Circle of Victimhood must be expanded as large as possible.

For example, when you hear "Religious Right" is there even the slightest hint of Haredi Jews, Yazidis, Somalis, Kenyans, Sunni, Shia, Al Qaeda, ISIS, or any of the other hundreds of ultra conservative religious groups? Of course not! Even though they burn witches, shave their women's heads, lynch people in the streets, chop their daughter's privates off (or sew them shut!), kill their women for fornicating or even just lollygagging, and loath abortions, all for religious and patriarchal reasons, they are never the "Religious Right".

"Religious Right" always means "Evil White Christians", or "Evil White Male Christians". Everyone else gets a Victim Pass.

Posted by: Calculator at December 19, 2014 06:05 PM (Qjl+9)

381 144 Seen on the Michael Loftus show Flipside: If Islam is a religion of peace, why aren't their radicals extremely peaceful (question mark)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 19, 2014 03:13 PM (aPWyt)
Good point. Maybe the Amish and Mennonites and Quakers are the radicalist Muslims.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 19, 2014 09:55 PM (AkoL+)

382 i'm tired of the pompous use of the word narrative. a narrative just means story, so let's just say story damn it! i'm tired, tired, tired of the constant blabbering about narrative this narrative that.

Posted by: Mistress O at December 19, 2014 10:14 PM (2/oBD)

383 Only the ignorant believe that Islam is a religion of peace and Muslims are not violent ...

Posted by: KaiserDerden at December 19, 2014 10:18 PM (hYYqD)

384 You old duffers! Soon we'll all be downloading our brains into computers and we'll all be living on the glorious digital cloud!

These people who tell stories from their imaginations are actually AHEAD of all of you, because they realize that reality is an entirely outdated concept!

Reality is going to go the way of the hose and buggy, and you just look like silly Luddites for defending it and demanding that it be recognized as superior to making sh*t up.

Posted by: RKae at December 20, 2014 12:04 AM (2NzFK)

385 That should be "horse and buggy."

Hey! Other sites let me edit my comments!

Posted by: RKae at December 20, 2014 12:05 AM (2NzFK)

386 And what did the other woman think of this fraught encounter?

"I was riding the train, checking my text messages; it was hot in there. Some woman was staring at me from the other end of the car, with tears in her eyes. Maybe I reminded her of a lesbian lover? at any rate, I didn't want to hurt her feelings or make her think I was a homophobe, so I tried to be nice to her when she offered to walk me home. Pitiful case!"

Posted by: Beverly Cooper at December 20, 2014 03:03 AM (Jrj0w)

387 I totally get it.

It reminds me of a time when I was eating chips and cheese dip. I had half a bag of chips, so I cut the bag in half to ease my access to them, poured some cheese dip into a bowl and microwaved it. I feel bad about this, but it was good. Then I ran out of chips but still had dip so I opened another bag of chips. Then I ran out of dip so I opened another jar. This went on until I choked on a chip. I couldn't breathe for a few seconds. I was thinking how awful it would be to die from snack food while so many people were starving in the Union of Myanmar. Anyway, I didn't die.

I was left with an empty jar of cheese dip, so I put it in the sink to rinse out. The thing about empty jars of cheese dip is the rim -- the cheese cakes on. On and off, I re-rinsed and scrubbed and chipped away at the layer of cheese around the edge. Finally I got the jar clean enough for the recycling bin. So I told everyone.

The thing is, I only meant to do that. I actually just tossed the empty glass jar into the trash.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 20, 2014 07:20 AM (r+LOT)

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