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P.S. Krøyer: "Fishermen Hauling the Net on Skagen's North Beach" (1883)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 10:33 AM

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1 Aha, thought the thread was getting stale!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:33 AM (wrS2o)

2 And I got first!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:33 AM (wrS2o)

3 hat trick

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:34 AM (wrS2o)

4 Alternate title: Rosie O'Donnell clears customs.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (Spluw)

5
The pic looks like cold, hard work.

i.e. nothing the college grads with their "studies" degrees would get caught dead doing.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (wrS2o)

6 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (kff5f)

7 You know the guy in the flip-flops is the one guy who just puts his hands on the rope and pretends to pull.

Posted by: NotCoach at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (juuRy)

8 I found Waldo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (kff5f)

9 The guy second from the right looks like The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Posted by: The Picnic Table at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (zF6Iw)

10 A fascinating painting. I get the impression that this scene occurs at dawn.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (Spluw)

11 Michelle Obama, being hauled out of the surf.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:36 AM (FsuaD)

12 They're raping the ocean!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 10:36 AM (2Ojst)

13
Ahem! Let's check those hands' positions, gentlemen!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:36 AM (/dvmK)

14 I try to guess the artist when you post these.

I was way, way off today!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 10:36 AM (Zu3d9)

15 Sock off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:36 AM (zF6Iw)

16 Alternate Painting Title ...

White House Staff Catch Michelle a Light Lunch

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 10:36 AM (ViF0c)

17 Can you imagine the grip strength these guys must have? Fap sessions probably last three seconds or less.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (2Ojst)

18 Re-posting this from the dead thread:

I happened to catch a bit of O'Really last night.

He had two
retired colonels on (whose names escape me right now), and one of them
said the Bowe Bergdahl report will be released Jan. 16 (a Friday,
natch). Said the person he spoke with said Bergdahl absolutely deserted,
but will be allowed to keep his $300,000 back pay and will be given an honorable discharge.

Oh, look. My rage meter just flew across the room.

The men who gave their lives looking for the cowardly bastard? Pfffft.

Just when I thought I couldn't hate the JEF's administration more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (FsuaD)

19 Fishing, grenades, booze, now that's a sport

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (y2suD)

20 Michelle Obama, being hauled out of the surf.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Put her back! Put her back!
Free Willy!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (YWEKY)

21 Good heavens, look at the size of the bearded guy's feet. Anyone have his number?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (vgIRn)

22
The barefoot one closest to us in the scene is a hobbit.

A big, freakin' hobbit, but a hobbit nonetheless.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (/dvmK)

23 Can you imagine the grip strength these guys must have? Fap sessions probably last three seconds or less.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (2Ojst)

Fuckin' marathoners!

Posted by: North Sea fisherman at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)

24 21 Good heavens, look at the size of the bearded guy's feet. Anyone have his number?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (vgIRn)

Yup, and you can't have it!

Posted by: Aquaman at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (2Ojst)

25 That is a beautiful painting. Love the light.

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of his Name at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (RwwCT)

26 North Korea will probably object.

Posted by: MTF at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (6um35)

27 Alternate title:San Francisco Bay Conga Line

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (XzRw1)

28 Can you imagine the grip strength these guys must have? Fap sessions probably last three seconds or less.
Posted by: Insomniac

Can't....breathe

Posted by: The Chicken at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (Spluw)

29 Oh, look. My rage meter just flew across the room.The men who gave their lives looking for the cowardly bastard? Pfffft.Just when I thought I couldn't hate the JEF's administration more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (FsuaD)

As has been said before, where is our Pinochet?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (zF6Iw)

30 I bet the actual event smelled a lot like one of Hillary's pantsuits.

Posted by: 2 Far? at December 19, 2014 10:39 AM (i0vkQ)

31 So that's how they make fish sticks.

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 10:39 AM (MNq6o)

32
The guy hauling the net behind him -- and thereby walking on the catch -- insists on having mashed sardines for lunch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:40 AM (/dvmK)

33 They're hauling in a bumper crop of baby seals. Where's my club? I will choose a wood for this shot.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:40 AM (xWW96)

34 Can you imagine the grip strength these guys must have? Fap sessions probably last three seconds or less.

Kevlar thread for re-attachment.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:40 AM (YWEKY)

35
Oh, look. My rage meter just flew across the room----Jane D'oh

Jane, I'm happy that you have a rage meter left. Mine was destroyed a couple of years ago. All I have left is a gallon of gas, a book of matches and a little voice in my head saying, "don't do it"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 10:40 AM (y2suD)

36 Are they pulling on Mooch's tampon string in that painting?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (XzRw1)

37 Oh, look. My rage meter just flew across the room

Hey, there goes mine, too.

Of course, I've been saying that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor for YEARS now.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (kff5f)

38 I bet the actual event smelled a lot like one of Hillary's pantsuits.

Minus the delicate overtones of Jean Nate, Virginia Slims, Old Grand-Dad and stale urine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (zF6Iw)

39 It must have been uncomfortable for them to hold that pose long enough to paint it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (eGmvn)

40
36 Are they pulling on Mooch's tampon string in that painting?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (XzRw1)

Thread winner!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:42 AM (/dvmK)

41 Angie Jolie would have painted that with lots more black paint, punctuated by electric blue, laughing crazily and probably she would smear her own excrement all over the walls while painting.

Posted by: Scott Rudin at December 19, 2014 10:42 AM (6um35)

42 That reminds me of a novel I wrote called, The Old Man and the Sea. I'll text it to you.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at December 19, 2014 10:43 AM (MNq6o)

43 White House Staff Catch Michelle a Light Lunch
Posted by: ScoggDog

Mooch has the face that lunched a thousand shrimps.

Posted by: Furious George at December 19, 2014 10:43 AM (UlJ3l)

44 39It must have been uncomfortable for them to hold that pose long enough to paint it.Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (eGmvn) You think that's bad? You should have seen an 1883 porn shoot. Murder!

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:43 AM (xWW96)

45 People magazine gives the award of Sexiest Woman Alive to Kate.

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:43 AM (fWAjv)

46
40
36 Are they pulling on Mooch's tampon string in that painting?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (XzRw1)

Thread winner!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014

Washed my iPad with coffee.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 10:43 AM (y2suD)

47 Pulling the JEF's head out of his ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:44 AM (FsuaD)

48
45 People magazine gives the award of Sexiest Woman Alive to Kate.
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:43 AM (fWAjv)

Who won Walker of the Year? Shrillary or Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:44 AM (/dvmK)

49 Minus the delicate overtones of Jean Nate, Virginia Slims, Old Grand-Dad and stale urine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (zF6Iw)

~

Less Huma as well.

Posted by: 2 Far? at December 19, 2014 10:45 AM (i0vkQ)

50 That is lovely.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 10:45 AM (mf5HN)

51 Are they pulling on Mooch's tampon string in that painting?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility

Thread winner!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Annnnd there goes breakfast!

The AoSHQB&P Diet Plan is alive and well! (AoSHQB&P - Binge and Purge)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:46 AM (YWEKY)

52 Sexiest Man is always some beefcake of some form. Sexiest woman is always, ALWAYS a social justice or publicity choice. Remember Gwyneth Paltrow winning it during the media blitz for Iron Man 3?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:46 AM (wrS2o)

53 Ah, nice, a Christmas painting.

Heave Ho Ho Ho!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 10:47 AM (NeFrd)

54 They better not be pulling in cod in the NE.

Posted by: Stupid EPA at December 19, 2014 10:47 AM (u9gzs)

55 I'm surprised it wasn't LEna Dunham or "Jackie"

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:47 AM (wrS2o)

56 Ah, the first step for those filthy Scandis in making their poisonous fish.

Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2014 10:47 AM (UzPAd)

57 Said the person he spoke with said Bergdahl absolutely deserted,

but will be allowed to keep his $300,000 back pay and will be given an honorable discharge.

And aren't the families of the dead and wounded from the Ft. Hood jihadi shooter still waiting for combat pay or something because they classified it as "workplace violence" instead of combat injury?

So.frickin.evil. what Obama is doing to the military!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (ABcz/)

58 Something fishy going on here...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (NeFrd)

59 Skagen is in northern Jutland,wiki tells me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (2cS/G)

60 54 They better not be pulling in cod in the NE.
Posted by: Stupid EPA at December 19, 2014 10:47 AM (u9gzs)
****************

When you're poor and single, there's often very little choice, in the NE or otherwise.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (vgIRn)

61 47
Pulling the JEF's head out of his ass.

LOL

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (XzRw1)

62 Another sad argument for the Second Amendment this morning; in Australia a knife-wielding assailant injured a woman and slew eight children in a private home. The police are in full cry, but it's already to late for the parents of those children.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (/mTq0)

63 THEY'RE GOING TO TIP THE WHOLE THING OVER!

Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (MNq6o)

64
55 I'm surprised it wasn't LEna Dunham or "Jackie"
Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:47 AM (wrS2o)

AoS Style Guide insists upon "self-confessed and unindicted child molester Lena Dunham".

Please upgrade your membership to platinum.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (/dvmK)

65
Alt title: Walking into a circle jerk...

Posted by: Kudzu King at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (HSmrB)

66 Fishing from a boat is illegal in Cuba for individuals. Something about boats and a means of escape from an island....

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (/mTq0)

67 Sexiest Man is always some beefcake of some form. Sexiest woman is
always, ALWAYS a social justice or publicity choice. Remember Gwyneth
Paltrow winning it during the media blitz for Iron Man 3?

Catering to their readers: women. The Sexiest Man pick is for fun, the Sexiest Woman pick is aspirational.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (ABcz/)

68 exdem13- wouldn't have helped in this case, it's looking like Mom has a psychotic break.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (wrS2o)

69 A fascinating painting. I get the impression that this scene occurs at dawn.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:35 AM (Spluw)

****

Although, consider this- the caption says it is Skagen's north beach. The shadows cast by the big-footed fisherman would therefore be pointing toward the east, meaning the sun is low in the west-

Late afternoon or evening.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 10:50 AM (NeFrd)

70 66Fishing from a boat is illegal in Cuba for individuals. Something about boats and a means of escape from an island....
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (/mTq0) Well at least they don't have to contend with having a Lowe's or a Taco Bell...

Posted by: Shithead Shep at December 19, 2014 10:50 AM (xWW96)

71 Next, on How It's Made, sand.

Posted by: The "How It's Made" Announcer Guy at December 19, 2014 10:51 AM (MNq6o)

72 The bold men of Skagen pull Ms. Dunham's thong from the water. It is hard work harvesting the bounty of the sea skank.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 19, 2014 10:51 AM (i0vkQ)

73 "Bearded Skandis Pulling Lutefisk"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 10:52 AM (5buP8)

74 71- You mock, but I'd bet there is one about sand for sandboxes.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:52 AM (wrS2o)

75
71 Next, on How It's Made, sand.
Posted by: The "How It's Made" Announcer Guy at December 19, 2014 10:51 AM (MNq6o)

Awww, fcuk!

When do they intend to air the "How It's Made: Lutefisk" episode?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:52 AM (/dvmK)

76 If the Hobbit LOTR movies were re-filmed with actual people right now, Obummer would have the role of Wormtongue. Wizards and Orcs should be free to do what they want in Rohan, and the Riders can stay at home and mind their own business, and the 2,000 page Edict of Domestic Animal Management that he issued in the king's name.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 10:52 AM (/mTq0)

77 Original title, "Dude, You're Standing On It!".

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:53 AM (2cS/G)

78 Alternate title: "Lutefisk, Stage 1"

Posted by: joncelli at December 19, 2014 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

79 Next, on How It's Made, sand.

I love that show. But my cable provider doesn't carry the channel any more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:53 AM (zF6Iw)

80 Hauling in Barry's imaginary son, after a racist boating accident.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (FsuaD)

81 He had two
retired colonels on (whose names escape me right now), and one of them
said the Bowe Bergdahl report will be released Jan. 16 (a Friday,
natch). Said the person he spoke with said Bergdahl absolutely deserted,
but will be allowed to keep his $300,000 back pay and will be given an honorable discharge.

Oh, look. My rage meter just flew across the room.

The men who gave their lives looking for the cowardly bastard? Pfffft.

Just when I thought I couldn't hate the JEF's administration more.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (FsuaD)

Will the government also be paying for Bergdahls sex change operation?
I see our outgoing Attorney General, who still hasn't left yet, has reclassified transgenders in the federal and state governments as now receiving full civil rights protections as a victim class. Announced yesterday.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (cPPlg)

82
Oooooo. Thigh-high rubber boots!

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (/GgDU)

83 Get off my beach before I get my shotgun!

Posted by: old man Skagen at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (kXciV)

84 RD always does wonders with these Open Threads....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (BNIaE)

85 Alternate title:

"It's Tuesday, Olaf gets to wear my boots"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (NeFrd)

86 Pic Of The Day: Obama Sniffs Cuban Cigar Hours After Lifting Embargo

Weasel Zippers

Ah stick it up your ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 10:55 AM (Zmw74)

87 I've seen all the "how it's made" episodes multiple times. I think they might leave out some steps.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:55 AM (xWW96)

88 Pic Of The Day: Obama Sniffs Cuban Cigar Hours After Lifting Embargo on Rggie Love's Ass

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2014 10:55 AM (L8/+v)

89 The guy on the right is smoking, bet it ain't seaweed.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (kXciV)

90 Ah stick it up your ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 10:55 AM (Zmw74)

***

Why do you think he's sniffing it?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (NeFrd)

91 I love that show. But my cable provider doesn't carry the channel any more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Tons of it on YouTube. Look at that picture on the hot dog episode. Yeeeesh.

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (MNq6o)

92 That reminds me of the clusterfuck that came with putting up/taking down camo netting in shitty weather. It took forever, dragging and snagging and soaking and tearing, such a hassle.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (2cS/G)

93 I've heard that Dominican cigars are better than Cubans anymore. As with everything else, no profit means nobody cares about quality.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (wrS2o)

94 They must have changed the UCMJ since I got out. You don't get paid for desertion or UA time. ANd generally he would have got a court with a DD and prison time.

Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (u9gzs)

95 >>I've seen all the "how it's made" episodes multiple times. I think they might leave out some steps

They definitely left out a step when they visited the Swiss Army Knife factory, but the mentioned it as a "secret" step. Love that show, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (ABcz/)

96 70
66Fishing from a boat is illegal in Cuba for individuals. Something about boats and a means of escape from an island....
Posted
by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (/mTq0) Well at least they
don't have to contend with having a Lowe's or a Taco Bell...
=========================

The average Cuban makes about $20-$25 US a month, unless they are busboys at a hotel for foreign visitors. Taco Bell is hopelessly outside of their price range. A friend of mine who visited Cuba earlier this year more or less confirmed the authenticity of Totten's report. He is a big liberal, so it made him uncomfortable to admit it, but apparently the Socialist Island Paradise ain't all it's supposed to be.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 10:57 AM (/mTq0)

97 Alternate title: Sunset in Chappaquiddick.
.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:57 AM (XzRw1)

98 "Get off my beach before I get my shotgun!"

Who says you own the beach?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 10:57 AM (BNIaE)

99 They better not be pulling in cod in the NE.

They are doing it for the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:57 AM (YWEKY)

100
86 Pic Of The Day: Obama Sniffs Cuban Cigar Hours After Lifting Embargo

Was it, by chance, one of Billy Jeff's "Moistened by Monica" line that he intends to pass out on the campaign trail once the Shrillster gets her solar-powered walker up and running?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:57 AM (/dvmK)

101 They can show you all the steps in manufacturing a nuclear sub in 15 minutes.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:57 AM (xWW96)

102 They could write a zany Christmas comedy about all that's gone wrong with our move. I'm about to go Clark Griswold on the next incompetent service provider I encounter.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 10:58 AM (R8Md3)

103 Hauling in Barry's imaginary son, after a racist boating accident.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------------------

Whitecaps responsible, no doubt.
Known racists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (/GgDU)

104 >>I've heard that Dominican cigars are better than Cubans anymore. As with everything else, no profit means nobody cares about quality.

You can get Cuban cigars in lots of places around the world just not here. Unless you are in the White House apparently.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (g1DWB)

105 88
Pic Of The Day: Obama Sniffs Cuban Cigar Hours After Lifting Embargo on Rggie Love's Ass
===============

Bet you Slick Willie has already outdone him on cigar play in celebration.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (/mTq0)

106 Click to enlarge the picture. I swear that dude has six toes.

I've heard tell of the Legendary Bearded Six-Toed Fisherman of Skagen.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (NeFrd)

107 92 That reminds me of the clusterfuck that came with putting up/taking down camo netting in shitty weather. It took forever, dragging and snagging and soaking and tearing, such a hassle.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (2cS/G)

~

Snagging the buttons on your BDU cuff every time. Like magic.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (i0vkQ)

108 They could write a zany Christmas comedy about all that's gone wrong with our move. I'm about to go Clark Griswold on the next incompetent service provider I encounter.
Posted by: Lauren
It gets worse. I didn't get a forwarding notification from you.

Posted by: Santa Claus at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (Spluw)

109 I now know how to make a canoe, a camper trailer and a cowboy hat. Totally ready for the apocalypse.

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (MNq6o)

110 >>They can show you all the steps in manufacturing a nuclear sub in 15 minutes.

Heh. My son found a 1 1/2 hour video on how they built the Oasis of the Seas (largest cruise ship evah!) for Lego building research purposes. Very cool.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (ABcz/)

111 Off duty Liverpool (UK) cop murdered by group of "men." Two of his colleagues were also attacked. http://preview.tinyurl.com/pcgg8wp

Posted by: Baldy at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (+35FH)

112 99 They better not be pulling in cod in the NE.

They are doing it for the halibut.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:57 AM (YWEKY)

I've seen some stinky puns in my life, but that really smelt.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:00 AM (2Ojst)

113 The average Cuban makes about $20-$25 US a month, unless they are busboys at a hotel for foreign visitors. Taco Bell is hopelessly outside of their price range.

If they charged based on quality, the entire island would be rich!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:00 AM (YWEKY)

114 93 I've heard that Dominican cigars are better than Cubans anymore. As with everything else, no profit means nobody cares about quality.

Some old perv told me the only decent cigar was rolled on the sweaty thigh of a 15 y/old girl in Havana.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 11:00 AM (5buP8)

115 "I'm about to go Clark Griswold on the next incompetent service provider I encounter."

Your going to jump into the pool naked with them......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 11:00 AM (BNIaE)

116 They must have changed the UCMJ since I got out. You don't get paid for desertion or UA time. ANd generally he would have got a court with a DD and prison time.
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (u9gzs)

Vic, the WH will likely announce this in the East Room and will have Bergdahl there to celebrate. After all, his brave act of wandering off and being captured allowed the president to get rid of more of those pesky inmates at Guantanamo, which gets him closer to closing it and giving it back to it's rightful Cuban owners.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2014 11:00 AM (cPPlg)

117
109 I now know how to make a canoe, a camper trailer and a cowboy hat. Totally ready for the apocalypse.
Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (MNq6o)

What about making a grappling hook to recover those weapons lost in all your tragic canoeing accidents?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 11:01 AM (/dvmK)

118 Maybe they should try deeper water, if they catch anything there, it'll be a fluke.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 11:01 AM (2cS/G)

119 Haha, you know, maybe that would get their attention.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 11:01 AM (R8Md3)

120 "I've seen some stinky puns in my life, but that really smelt."

I cod had said something.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 11:01 AM (BNIaE)

121 Brattleboro is proud of Presdent Obama for ending that embargo thing enacted by Bush on Cuba. Bush lied to the Cuban people and Fidal Castro. Bush should be jailed for this crime.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien at December 19, 2014 11:02 AM (QhFpM)

122 They're probably just in it for profit. They really should be eel-emosynary.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:02 AM (2Ojst)

123 You can get Cuban cigars in lots of places around the world just not here. Unless you are in the White House apparently.

Canada. British Virgin Islands.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:02 AM (YWEKY)

124 They must have changed the UCMJ since I got out. You don't get paid for desertion or UA time. And generally he would have got a court with a DD and prison time.
Posted by: Vic
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Yeah..., well they probably didn't have women serving on subs then either. Political Correctness/social justice now trumps the mission.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 11:02 AM (/GgDU)

125 http://is.gd/8QBZwJ

So... a 5yo boy grabbed by 2 identically dressed men, with black clothing and ski masks, in daylight hours, while others were present.

And the kid winds up dead the next day nearby his own rural home. I'm thinking drug related, some kind of effed up revenge or warning to the family.

Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 11:02 AM (3ZtZW)

126 I wonder if they're fishing for Red Snapper?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:03 AM (XzRw1)

127 They definitely left out a step when they visited
the Swiss Army Knife factory, but the mentioned it as a "secret" step.

Posted by: Lizzy

They edited the step where they stab a hobo in the shin with the leather awl. You get to see a lot more on the factory tour.

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 11:03 AM (MNq6o)

128 That whale looks strong. It's covered with mussels.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 19, 2014 11:03 AM (PFy0L)

129 John Cardillo @johncardillo
What's Obama's position on JoAnne Chesimard who escaped and fled to Cuba in 1977 after murdering NJ Trooper Foerster in 1973

John Cardillo @johncardillo
In 2011 Michelle Obama invited rapper Common to appear at a WH event. His "A Song for Assata," was tribute to Chesimard aka Assata Shakur.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (ZPrif)

130 Nice pic.
I'll have to mullet over

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (/GgDU)

131 Just got here. The pic should be named, "Pulling Rosie O'. Out of the Ocean After a Night of Skinnydipping.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (MR0M+)

132 I've seen some stinky puns in my life, but that really smelt.
Posted by: Insomniac

So, if I'm herring you correctly, you didn't like my joke. Is that on porpoise?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (YWEKY)

133 That ain't no fish in the net!

IT'S A F_CKIN' MURDER-PENGUIN! RUN AWAY!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (wtvvX)

134 " I now know how to make a canoe, a camper trailer and a cowboy hat. Totally ready for the apocalypse."

http://tinyurl.com/puwwdsq

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (BNIaE)

135 Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 11:02 AM (3ZtZW)

Evil sure as hell isn't taking a break for the holidays. WTF.

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

136
Those fellows look like they're totally in seine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 11:05 AM (/dvmK)

137
125- It's a terrible tragedy, and I'm a terrible person for seeing the boys name and immediately thinking
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Those bastards!"

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 11:05 AM (wrS2o)

138 There will be bears.

or cats.

Maybe seagulls or pelicans and lawyers with briefs

this will not end well

Posted by: Jones, James at December 19, 2014 11:06 AM (7tgAE)

139 Despite it's name, the Cuttlefish does not make for an affectionate pet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 11:06 AM (2cS/G)

140 The cuttleshark would, though.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 11:07 AM (ZPrif)

141 I wonder if they're fishing for Red Snapper?

That'd be in the dockside bars.......

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:07 AM (YWEKY)

142 Likely US presidential candidate: Egyptian option should be examined to solve Israeli-Arab conflict

Jerusalem Post

Well, while Ben Carson appears to be a strong supporter of Israel , his inexperience in Foreign Affairs is painfully obvious when he brings Egypt into the discussion. While I think Mr. Carson is a fine person, the last thing we need is another neophyte. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 11:07 AM (Zmw74)

143 "I'm not sharing these delicious steamed clams with you guys", Seamus declared shellfishly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 11:07 AM (NeFrd)

144 139Despite it's name, the Cuttlefish does not make for an affectionate pet.Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 11:06 AM (2cS/G) Nor do rattlesnakes. Kept several in a large cage for a year and they never did warm up to me.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 11:07 AM (xWW96)

145 Attorney General Eric Holder has issued an edict, through a memorandum,
that cross dressing and transsexualism is now protected under federal
civil rights laws which were designed to protect women from sex
discrimination. Existing federal law provides no statutory support for
treating cross-dressers and transsexuals as the law treats female
victims of discrimination.

Because Bush and his Republican's didn't want to go there. Cowards.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:08 AM (XzRw1)

146 I was not very aware there existed the entertaining Steve Sailor blog. I have an instant crush on the regular commenters there, and want them to sleep on my dorm room floor.

Posted by: SarahW at December 19, 2014 11:08 AM (Lbv/k)

147 It's kind of funny. If you look at the enlarged picture at the link you can see a topless sunbather on the beach in the background.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 11:08 AM (NeFrd)

148 Profiles in Courage!

http://tinyurl.com/p8wawm5

George Clooney reveals top Hollywood names refused to sign petition supporting Kim Jong-un assassination movie - because they were afraid they'd be targeted as well

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:08 AM (fWAjv)

149 "I've seen some stinky puns in my life, but that really smelt."

>>>

I cod had said something.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 11:01
AM (BNIaE)

Stop. You're floundering.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (JO9+V)

150 The mechanic I brought my car to said, "You've blown a seal."

I said, "Just fix the car and leave my personal life out of it, okay?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (8rl/J)

151 The commenters there are like Moron Horde-ers who watch a lot of Dick Cavett.

Posted by: SarahW at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (Lbv/k)

152 Almost lunchtime. Just bought a new (to me) book, Consuming Passions: Leisure and Pleasure in Victorian Britain. So I can turn off the phone for half an hour and read.

BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)

153 I don't know why rdbrewer cropped in so tight on this one. There's actually a totally hot chick on a towel in the foreground. The original title is, "Impressing a Lass".

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (MNq6o)

154 Nor do rattlesnakes. Kept several in a large cage for a year and they never did warm up to me.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 11:07 AM (xWW96)

****

I've heard you need to walk them twice a day.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (NeFrd)

155 I wonder if they're fishing for Red Snapper?

That's what you get in reservation brothels.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:10 AM (2Ojst)

156
That reminds me of the clusterfuck that came with putting up/taking down camo netting in shitty weather. It took forever, dragging and snagging and soaking and tearing, such a hassle.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:56 AM (2cS/G)

~

Snagging the buttons on your BDU cuff every time. Like magic.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (i0vkQ)

Heh.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2014 11:10 AM (TIIx5)

157 Yonder longshoremen trying to pull in Asia's giant D. Russia, China, Korea - it just keeps getting bigger. Barack's and Kerry's, on the other hand, aren't even big enough to complement the rice on your ebi nigiri.

Posted by: 0302 at December 19, 2014 11:11 AM (N6eLE)

158 I've heard that Dominican cigars are better than Cubans anymore. As with everything else, no profit means nobody cares about quality.

You can get Cuban cigars in lots of places around the world just not here. Unless you are in the White House apparently.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (g1DWB)

-----------------------------------------

Honduran and Dominican cigars are as good, sometimes even better, than the Cuban cigars I've smoked. Cuba has lost that advantage.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:11 AM (MR0M+)

159 Despite it's name, the Cuttlefish does not make for an affectionate pet.

Oh, the cuttlefish
Is a subtle fish;
He puts it down in ink when he's in love,
And this invention
Hides his sweet intention
From the spying
Prying
Eyes up above.

- from the musical Song of Singapore, the song "Harbour of Love"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 11:11 AM (zF6Iw)

160 I've heard you need to walk them twice a day. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (NeFrd) I took them out and released them in the yard regularly. But the more I handled them, the worse they hated me. I got the impression they might bite me if I gave them the chance. I was quicker back then. I don't know if I'm quick enough to catch them bare handed any more.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 11:12 AM (xWW96)

161 Alternate title:

"Skagen's City Council Imposes Net Neutrality"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 11:12 AM (NeFrd)

162
That's what you get in reservation brothels.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:10 AM (2Ojst)

------------------------------------

You must now denounce yourself...

Posted by: Kudzu King at December 19, 2014 11:12 AM (HSmrB)

163 They're probably just in it for profit. They really should be eel-emosynary.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:02 AM (2Ojst)

Well done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 11:12 AM (hLRSq)

164
George Clooney Kim Jong-un cant tell me what to watch

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 11:13 AM (Zmw74)

165
Why all the racist cigar talk?

Posted by: Mike Brown at December 19, 2014 11:13 AM (HSmrB)

166 >>George Clooney reveals top Hollywood names refused to sign petition
supporting Kim Jong-un assassination movie - because they were afraid
they'd be targeted as well

Yeah, and remember how many were brave enough to sign a letter in support of Roman Polanski?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 11:13 AM (ABcz/)

167 That reminds me of the clusterfuck that came with putting up/taking down camo netting in shitty weather. It took forever, dragging and snagging and soaking and tearing, such a hassle.
Posted by: Lincolntf

~

Snagging the buttons on your BDU cuff every time. Like magic.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead

-----

Which is why velcro was invented.

(501 button fly jeans when drunk. Why try)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:14 AM (YWEKY)

168 That's what you get in reservation brothels.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:10 AM (2Ojst)

****

Navaho?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 11:14 AM (NeFrd)

169 The feds say as many as 70 US fugitives are living in Cuba after winning asylum from the Castro regime.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 11:15 AM (Zmw74)

170 George Clooney reveals top Hollywood names refused to sign petition
supporting Kim Jong-un assassination movie - because they were afraid
they'd be targeted as well

Clooney *spit* must be very worried about the impending leak.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:15 AM (XzRw1)

171 The feds say as many as 70 US fugitives are living in Cuba after winning asylum from the Castro regime.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Obama is ordering their medals.

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 11:16 AM (MNq6o)

172 Are we still phish puns?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 11:16 AM (BNIaE)

173 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 11:15 AM (Zmw74

Foxnews.com had an article suggesting that law enforcement was hopeful of getting them back under this thaw (at least one they mentioned in the article has already been convicted.)

I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were them.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 11:17 AM (HDwDg)

174 There is absolutely no way Hillary won't be the next president. Notice the heartwarming display of affection she and Bill show when in public together:

http://tinyurl.com/pt7nsz4

Voters will eat this up.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 19, 2014 11:17 AM (BZAd3)

175 Navaho?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 11:14 AM (NeFrd)

With all the weird rashes, they look a-patchy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:17 AM (2Ojst)

176 Obama is ordering their medals.
Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 11:16 AM (MNq6o)

------------------------------------------

Six years ago I would have laughed.......

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:18 AM (MR0M+)

177 Yeah, and remember how many were brave enough to sign a letter in support of Roman Polanski?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 11:13 AM (ABcz/)

Yeah,we KNOW something happened in that house!
http://tinyurl.com/kgbr8tn

Posted by: Duke 88 at December 19, 2014 11:18 AM (0FSuD)

178 There is absolutely no way Hillary won't be the next
president. Notice the heartwarming display of affection she and Bill
show when in public together:

http://tinyurl.com/pt7nsz4

Voters will eat this up.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb

Please tell me there's not a cigar involved.

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 11:18 AM (MNq6o)

179 It's a terrible tragedy, and I'm a terrible person for seeing the boys name and immediately thinking
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Those bastards!"

-
My first thought was, "That is a God-awful haircut."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:19 AM (XUKZU)

180 I would Arapahoe if I were you

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 11:19 AM (JO9+V)

181 Still compulsively checking my E-mail every five minutes. Waiting on my first assignment sheet, all the games I'll be working in Jan and Feb. The magic number is 5, though I've been told that one or two of the games I will spend operating a camera, so I know how to do it in a jam, I'm not really going to count those, I like the running my mouth jobs, color and play-by-play.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)

182 "Fresh from rolling Rosie O'Donnell back into the sea, the fishermen disinfect their nets."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2014 11:20 AM (8Fl6F)

183
I like the running my mouth jobs, color and play-by-play.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)

Aaaaaand it's a hanging curve......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2014 11:21 AM (TIIx5)

184 Are we still phish puns?

No. Not really. We had a whale of a good time earlier in the week with them.
But everyone has been carping about it saying they were pretty crappie.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:21 AM (YWEKY)

185 "Fresh from rolling Rosie O'Donnell back into the sea, the fishermen disinfect their nets."

They will never get the smell out

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 11:21 AM (JO9+V)

186 Please tell me there's not a cigar involved.
Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 11:18 AM (MNq6o)

With the lady in the picture?

I pretty sure that visions of cigars soaking were dancing in Billy's mind. No doubt about it.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 19, 2014 11:21 AM (BZAd3)

187 Next on How It's Made, the internet.

Posted by: The "How It's Made" Announcer Guy at December 19, 2014 11:21 AM (MNq6o)

188 If you haven't read the JWF post about the bewbed chick with Bill, it's telling. She is/was married to a Nixon, they met at a McCain campaign/rally thingee. Hillary (and maybe Bill by the looks of it) were at their wedding or something. The Ds and Rs are so intertwined it is hurl worthy.

Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 11:22 AM (1vYi0)

189
Say something good so I can steal it.

Posted by: "Jackie" at December 19, 2014 11:22 AM (NtzGn)

190 Voters will eat this up.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 19, 2014 11:17 AM (BZAd3)

I'll take that bet. Hillary will not win. I don't think she will be the nominee.

I am on a roll, remember Tillis, that could not win?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0FSuD)

191 Cyber security is becoming a lot like freedom of speech...

An oxymoron.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 19, 2014 11:23 AM (BZAd3)

192 Here is a much better break down of the Sony hack @marcwrogers posted yesterday that is pretty close to what I was thinking.
http://tinyurl.com/p5dy3nw

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 11:24 AM (8itTK)

193 I am on a roll, remember Tillis, that could not win?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0FSuD)

Ya gotta open the link.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 19, 2014 11:24 AM (BZAd3)

194 Wasn't a Cuban cigar. It was a Swisher Sweet. Smoking it in honor of the impending announcement of the beatification of the Gentle Giant.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 19, 2014 11:24 AM (kXciV)

195 If you haven't read the JWF post about the bewbed chick with Bill, it's telling. She is/was married to a Nixon, they met at a McCain campaign/rally thingee. Hillary (and maybe Bill by the looks of it) were at their wedding or something. The Ds and Rs are so intertwined it is hurl worthy.
Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 11:22 AM (1vYi0)

------------------------------------

I believe you are correct. The integration of the two parties into one is almost complete.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:25 AM (MR0M+)

196 "I've heard that Dominican cigars are better than Cubans anymore. As with everything else, no profit means nobody cares about quality."

Having experienced both, I agree with this statement.

Posted by: navybrat at December 19, 2014 11:25 AM (JgC5a)

197 The Ds and Rs are so intertwined it is hurl worthy.
Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 11:22 AM (1vYi0)

That's the truth.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 19, 2014 11:26 AM (BZAd3)

198 The Ds and Rs are so intertwined it is hurl worthy.
Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 11:22 AM (1vYi0)

Yes, I read it. Had to laugh at how the hoity toiyt's in Long Island had raised eyebrows when Nixon's grandson brought the much younger Bewbie Doll to their social events , who "wore her miniskirts tight around her hips."

Nixon and the Doll have been married for all of three years and now she has filed for divorce. I guess once she met Bill Clinton, Nixon doesn't stand a chance.....

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2014 11:26 AM (cPPlg)

199 I believe you are correct. The integration of the two parties into one is almost complete.
Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:25 AM (MR0M+)

Political miscegenation.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:26 AM (2Ojst)

200 Pretty funny over on WZ. Hot twat on twat action as Rosie and Whoopie fight over who's more sensitive to racial issues.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:27 AM (XUKZU)

201 and.... back

Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:27 AM (c3vvm)

202 172 Are we still phish puns?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014

My life is crappie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 11:28 AM (y2suD)

203 Anyone else starting to get the feeling the Sony "hack" was an inside job?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 19, 2014 11:29 AM (DT3rQ)

204 Smells like Reggie

http://tinyurl.com/kbdbvgw

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:29 AM (fWAjv)

205 Holy mackerel are these puns bad!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 11:30 AM (JO9+V)

206 Political miscegenation.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:26 AM (2Ojst)

-------------------------------------

Is that another word for entropy?

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:30 AM (MR0M+)

207 203
Anyone else starting to get the feeling the Sony "hack" was an inside job?

By inside job you mean Obama's NSA then, yes.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:30 AM (XzRw1)

208 Hot twat on twat action as Rosie and Whoopie fight over who's more sensitive to racial issues.
Posted by: The Great White Snark

Hot twat on twat action as Rosie and Whoopie

I'll take, "What words should never be used together" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:31 AM (YWEKY)

209 "59
Skagen is in northern Jutland,wiki tells me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (2cS/G)"

Somehow this reminds me of the eel fishing scene from the movie "Tin Drum" and the eel fisherman's comments about the Battle of Jutland.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 11:31 AM (PD6iL)

210 That painting reminds me of a place I used to hoist a few scotches with the crew at lunch time, that often ended up well into meal time, the place was Mattie's Sail Off and the drinks were Rusty Nails, the size of Gold Fish bowls...
And gas was 22 cents a gallon and I was happy to help someone retrieve an item off the shelf.

Posted by: Hold on Loosely at December 19, 2014 11:31 AM (/WmRg)

211 if you believe the parties are, at some level, integrated

and you believe that leftists are objectively fascist, subjectively socialist

then what is the GOP?

Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:32 AM (c3vvm)

212 Anyone else starting to get the feeling the Sony "hack" was an inside job?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 19, 2014 11:29 AM (DT3rQ)

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Either that, or the WH told the NSA to open the firewalls to the Norks. 'Cause we know how Ogumbe loves him some tyrant action.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:33 AM (MR0M+)

213 Dem child molester legislator resigns, runs for re-election in special election and campaigns from jail. Bonus: He's a gun grabber.

http://tinyurl.com/pqatblc

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:33 AM (XUKZU)

214 #Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/545980600377954304

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/545980799187963905

Posted by: kbdabear at December 19, 2014 11:33 AM (GrXXa)

215
Los Pescadores.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at December 19, 2014 11:33 AM (wAQA5)

216 205 Holy mackerel are these puns bad!

gee, walleye, you dont hafta get mean and stuff

Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:34 AM (c3vvm)

217 http://t.co/qkT6iGoSEo

Think it's time for a nice letter to Sony HQ suggesting they fire her ass.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2014 11:34 AM (o+SC1)

218 All I see is Gang rape in that picture

Posted by: Erdly at December 19, 2014 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

219 Now the hackers are saying Sony has suffered enough and they can release 'The Interview'

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:34 AM (fWAjv)

220 @ 211
Gonorrhea Oppressed Pindicks ?

Posted by: Hold on Loosely at December 19, 2014 11:34 AM (/WmRg)

221 Harvey Levin strongly suggested from his sources that the Sony hack was an inside job. He was getting animated about it and his minions changed the subject very quickly.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at December 19, 2014 11:34 AM (MIKMs)

222 if you believe the parties are, at some level, integrated and you believe that leftists are objectively fascist, subjectively socialist then what is the GOP?
Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:32 AM (c3vvm)

---------------------------------------------

Losers?

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:35 AM (MR0M+)

223 Holy mackerel are these puns bad!

>>>

gee, walleye, you dont hafta get mean and stuff

>>>

Okay, chum!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 11:35 AM (JO9+V)

224 if you believe the parties are, at some level, integrated

and you believe that leftists are objectively fascist, subjectively socialist

then what is the GOP?

-
Objectively fascist, subjectively capitalist.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:35 AM (XUKZU)

225 Inside job or marketing ploy

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

226 This is GOP.

You have suffered through enough threats.

We lift the ban.

The Interview may release now.

But be carful.

September 11 may happen again if you don't comply with the rules.

Rule #1: no death scene of Kim Jong Un being too happy

Rule #2: do not test us again

Rule #3: if you make anything else, we will be here ready to fight

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:35 AM (fWAjv)

227 Either that, or the WH told the NSA to open the firewalls to the Norks. 'Cause we know how Ogumbe loves him some tyrant action.

Not to mention the Sony Exec's dissed his people and, more importantly, him directly.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:35 AM (XzRw1)

228 Or did Sony pay a huge amount of blackmail

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

229 He trabajado duro todo el dia ahora necesito una cerveza.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at December 19, 2014 11:36 AM (wAQA5)

230 >>Smells like Reggie
- http://tinyurl.com/kbdbvgw

Smells like a sexy Ebola-fighting doctor:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfuawny

What do they call that - a Kinsley gaffe?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 11:37 AM (ABcz/)

231 besides losers

all i mean is, thats what ive come to and im not seeing anything yet to counter that.

Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:37 AM (c3vvm)

232 Many tobacco growers fled Cuba at the time of the revolution, and some settled in Nicaragua, and they make some pretty fine cigars. Brought a bunch home for cigar-smoking friends, and all that received them were pleased with the quality.

Good rum, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2014 11:38 AM (8Fl6F)

233 Enough with the fish puns!!!!!

You're giving me a haddock!

Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at December 19, 2014 11:38 AM (P+IZm)

234
God forgive me, but I fucking HATE New York.
http://tinyurl.com/ooez4ku

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 11:38 AM (xWW96)

235 "169
The feds say as many as 70 US fugitives are living in Cuba after winning asylum from the Castro regime.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 11:15 AM (Zmw74)"

I seem to recall that Columbia cancelled its extradition treaty with the United States under pressure from the narcotraficantes. As far as I know, the United States continued to have diplomatic relations with Columbia. I assume that those 70 fugitives are probably safe for now, although their monthly mordita may be going up.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 11:38 AM (PD6iL)

236
then what is the GOP?
Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:32 AM (c3vvm)

No, no, no.

THEN WHAT IS GOP?

Posted by: The Who Was Phone Guy at December 19, 2014 11:39 AM (vgIRn)

237 Sony just did a round of IT layoffs. The execs think it's inside according to TMZ but still have a Korean angle but some have doubts about the latter part.

Then there is @marcwrogers post
http://tinyurl.com/p5dy3nw

Yeah it's inside and it's a former employee. End of story. Anyone who'd worked on large systems guessed that on day 1 but the pundits need a story.

OMG Fox is prattling on behind me. Now the pundits think it's other countries as well. This is going to be the biggest LULZ ever. Imagine if Jugg Ears comes on tonight and declares a state of war.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 11:39 AM (8itTK)

238 IN RE: Small Town Police Deptartments and Military Equipment.

Why are they getting this stuff? One reason the article didn't explore is the one that first ran through my head: "That sounds like fun."

Who here would not want to play with that stuff, and if there was a program that said "Fill out this form and you get to drive an APC," then I would filling out that form like the wind!

*crash* *smash* *bang* "YEEEEEE HAAAA!!!!!!!!!" as I tear out of the woods, turn a donut in a field and then smack into the brush, sending deer, squirrels, and woodchucks fleeing pell-mell for their very lives!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 11:40 AM (hLRSq)

239 ok gotta skate

Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:40 AM (c3vvm)

240 Inside job. They think if they stop the blackmail the investigation will stop. Which means they are young and stupid. And they got paid a lot of money by Sony to stop.

So it's an Asian employee inside Sony. Possibly OWS?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

241 Dem child molester legislator resigns, runs for re-election in special election and campaigns from jail. Bonus: He's a gun grabber.

I will admit that we have way too many laws, but one we do need?

If you can't vote, you can't hold office.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:41 AM (YWEKY)

242 all i mean is, thats what ive come to and im not seeing anything yet to counter that.
Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:37 AM (c3vvm)

--------------------------------------------

Perhaps it's too many incumbants who've been in DC for way too long and are blinded by their own illusions of power.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:42 AM (MR0M+)

243 172 Are we still phish puns?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014

-------------------------------

Mongo only prawn in game of life.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 19, 2014 11:42 AM (KFdZd)

244 then what is the GOP?

Lazy, spineless, stupid, feckless, drunks, elitists, liars,
poor actors, lazy, cronie's, relics, lazy, closet homosexuals, weak, lazy, poor public speakers, lazy...

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:42 AM (XzRw1)

245 Who in this world has NOT wanted a nice grenade launcher?

http://tinyurl.com/mac8qwo

I am going to open up a pest bird removal service just to have a legal reason to have the tools...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 11:42 AM (/4AZU)

246 I mean - I would act totally responsible if I was given that equipment and would only use it in the most dire of emergencies.

Honest.

Trust me.

Would this hashtag lie to you?
#mikeynthneedsmilitarystuff forundefinedreasons

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 11:42 AM (hLRSq)

247 >>Think it's time for a nice letter to Sony HQ suggesting they fire her ass.

Never in a million years would I have guessed that in 2014 Al Sharpton would: A] Have his own daily "news" show, B] Be a regular consultant to a POTUS on race matters, and C] better Jesse Jackson at the racial blackmail scam on big business.

No words.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 11:43 AM (ABcz/)

248 Why are they getting this stuff? One reason the article didn't explore is the one that first ran through my head: "That sounds like fun." Who here would not want to play with that stuff,

Full auto and I don't have to buy the ammo? Winning!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:43 AM (YWEKY)

249 246 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 11:42 AM (hLRSq)

Hey Mikey....

"bird removal"....

no citizen this equipment (I REFUSED TO USE TO PREVENT ARSON)is for bird removal....

//Ferguson PD

The military equipment ain't for law enforcement....

it is for dissident control.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 11:44 AM (/4AZU)

250 248 Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:43 AM (YWEKY)

Pros use burst fire.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 11:45 AM (/4AZU)

251 HotAir.com @hotairblog 7m
Al Sharpton to have say over how Sony Pictures makes movies for some reason http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=315154

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 11:45 AM (ZPrif)

252 Fricking regime in the US fell for the old "All your base are belong to us" scam

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 19, 2014 11:45 AM (eGmvn)

253
Hmmm....... a rapaho. ... say "Indian have powerful medicine for white man disease "lackanookie". Here.... have some "pokaloddatwat".

Posted by: In Jun Pun at December 19, 2014 11:46 AM (NaV4z)

254 253
Hmmm....... a rapaho. ... say "Indian have powerful medicine for white man disease "lackanookie". Here.... have some "pokaloddatwat".
Posted by: In Jun Pun at December 19, 2014 11:46 AM (NaV4z)

Found on the shores of Lake Likkalottapuss

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 11:46 AM (2Ojst)

255
In Jun Pun say.... scale back the fish jokes.

Posted by: In Jun Pun at December 19, 2014 11:48 AM (NaV4z)

256 Posted by: bigbys cellphone at December 19, 2014 11:32 AM (c3vvm)

Objectively socialist. Their preference for big government differs from the dems only in degree.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 11:48 AM (GDulk)

257 according to breaking news from Yahoo, the FBI has officially linked North Korea to the Sony hack, FWIW.

Posted by: tofer732 at December 19, 2014 11:48 AM (2zM0P)

258 There are collectors of old armor.

Who wouldn't want to have a working 155mm self propelled howitzer if you could afford the maintenance.

Organize some teams and team competition, do some re-enacting, score some hollywood contracts for props and extras. Structure it properly and it would be a tax deduction.

Posted by: Jones, James at December 19, 2014 11:49 AM (7tgAE)

259 257
according to breaking news from Yahoo, the FBI has officially linked North Korea to the Sony hack, FWIW.

I years past I would have believed that news.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:49 AM (XzRw1)

260 257 Posted by: tofer732 at December 19, 2014 11:48 AM (2zM0P)

The FBI also does not think the Hammer Party in St Louis was racially motivated...

I am way past giving a fuck what the FBI says....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 11:49 AM (/4AZU)

261 I don't know if this is true but they are saying that to atone for their racist emails, Sony will now let Al Sharpton review their practices. It's going to be a great year for movies!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:50 AM (XUKZU)

262 259 Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:49 AM (XzRw1)

Serendipity Veneer...

I believed it more BEFORE the FBI opened its cake hole.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 11:50 AM (/4AZU)

263 I=In

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 11:50 AM (XzRw1)

264 It's gonna be a long two years. Sony may as well close

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

265 254 253
Hmmm....... a rapaho. ... say "Indian have powerful medicine for white man disease "lackanookie". Here.... have some "pokaloddatwat".
Posted by: In Jun Pun at December 19, 2014 11:46 AM (NaV4z)

Found on the shores of Lake Likkalottapuss
Posted by: Insomniac
---------------------------

I had a professor in school who had been stationed in the Pacific during the war. He had penned a poem while out there, titled "Lola From Lackanookie". It haunted him the rest of his life. It was periodically printed in the school paper. Wish I could find it now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 11:51 AM (/GgDU)

266 261
I don't know if this is true but they are saying that to atone for their
racist emails, Sony will now let Al Sharpton review their practices.
It's going to be a great year for movies!

Of course he will.

Posted by: Ear Leader at December 19, 2014 11:52 AM (XzRw1)

267 So Vice is a growing media empire value at $2B+ with hundreds of millions in cash and the face of the edgy, young, left-wing media - unafraid of taboos about sex and drugs or any, you know, vice.

Here's a latest story:

A Woman Got Banned from Every Soccer Stadium in the UK for Ripping Up the Qu'ran at a Game hwww.vice.com/read/woman-banned-from-every-football-ground-for-ripping-up-the-quran-955 via @vice

It's a story about ... how some racist white English bitch desecrated the Koran at a game and got properly banned from ever attending a soccer match in Britain again that stupid, racist, Islamophobic bitch.

That's what passes for "edgy" these days.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 11:52 AM (ZPrif)

268 Did you mean not seeing anything to counter that they're just losers as opposed to being a willing part of the Kabuki theater?
I can't do links but Dennis Cuddy has a pretty good primer at news with views dot com.
Scroll down,,, you'll see it.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 19, 2014 11:52 AM (aVY3U)

269 261 I don't know if this is true but they are saying that to atone for their racist emails, Sony will now let Al Sharpton review their practices. It's going to be a great year for movies!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:50 AM (XUKZU)

When will a public figure tell Al & the rest of the race hustlers, f*ck off?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 11:54 AM (y2suD)

270 Transgender Student Files Federal Complaint Against Virginia School District For Banning Her From The Boys Restroom

If you have to squat to pee, you deserve to be in the girls restroom.

Weasel Zippers

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 11:54 AM (Zmw74)

271 If I understand Holders 'memo' correctly, should you hire someone, and they show up at work as a cross-dresser, and you consequently fire them, then you will be prosecuted by the 'Justice' department as a 'civil rights' violator?

Social Justice!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 11:55 AM (/GgDU)

272 Actual "edgy" text from "edgy" Vice piece:

A Woman Got Banned from Every Soccer Stadium in the UK for Ripping Up the Qu'ran at a Game hwww.vice.com/read/woman-banned-from-every-football-ground-for-ripping-up-the-quran-955 via @vice

Two things, Julie: Why would you rip up any book at a soccer match? That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't prove anything.

Second: If you're going to rip up a book at a soccer match, which--as we've already established--makes no fucking sense at all, please check that it is absolutely any book on earth apart from the Qu'ran. Please just make that basic check. Fifty Shades of Grey? Shred it. Harry Potter, one through seven? Shred the fucker. The Qu'ran? Definitely don't shred the Qu'ran.

...

James Langley, a lawyer for the Cleveland Police, said Phillips' ban should serve as a warning to other fans. For her part, Phillips thinks Middlesbrough issuing her with a lifetime ban was "very harsh", and she's since lost her job with Middlesbrough Council. (Presumably for shredding important documents without checking what they were.)

Anyway, while the idea of a female soccer hooligan might sound like the premise for a shitty and short-lived West End musical ( Hard Bitches, or something like that), what's curious about the Phillips case is how much she went out of her own way to be really racist for no reason. Like: quite a bad year for racism, all told. The police are still racist. Fashion is still racist. Wigan chairman Dave Whelan is still racist. Just seems weird that with all that going on you'd still go to a soccer game and throw bits of the Qu'ran about. Get a hobby, Julie Phillips. Sort your life out.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 11:55 AM (ZPrif)

273
When will a public figure tell Al & the rest of the race hustlers, f*ck off?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 11:54 AM (y2suD)

Rudy has

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 11:55 AM (Zmw74)

274 When will a public figure tell Al the rest of the race hustlers, f*ck off?

Hahahaha.

Posted by: Ear Leader at December 19, 2014 11:55 AM (XzRw1)

275 Oh look, the norks are issuing more demands. Tell me again how capitulation works.

Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 11:56 AM (R8Md3)

276 Transgender Student Files Federal Complaint Against Virginia School District For Banning Her From The Boys Restroom

For people who claim to be "reality based" and "science believers," Leftists seem strangely unable to grasp that gender is determined by your chromosomes and equipment, not by your special-snowflake-ness.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 11:56 AM (kff5f)

277 Pros use burst fire.

True. But for pure fun at the range with no ammo expense? Yeah. Full auto.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:57 AM (YWEKY)

278 It's gonna be a long two years. Sony may as well close
Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

------------------------------------------

Those were my thoughts when this story broke. I don't think we'll really know who was behind all of this, there's too many suspicious players. But totally ruling out the WH and a collusion with the Norks is premature.

But, yes, Sony needs to just build tv's for a couple of years.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 11:57 AM (MR0M+)

279 That's what passes for left-wing, punk, gonzo journalism - calling people racist for ripping up a Koran and cheering as they lose their job and are banned from public spaces. Witch-burning basically.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 11:57 AM (ZPrif)

280 275
Oh look, the norks are issuing more demands. Tell me again how capitulation works.

And some people I'm stupid.

Posted by: Ear Leader at December 19, 2014 11:57 AM (XzRw1)

281 What a POS.

http://tinyurl.com/mj5x4kw

Jesse Ventura back in court to sue Harper Collins

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:58 AM (fWAjv)

282
Bristol Palin takes valet parking lessons from her mother. ADDED BONUS! : Proper package removal advice when shopping at Target.

LINK (howstuffworks.com) : http://preview.tinyurl.com/mzmoqvn

Posted by: mrp at December 19, 2014 11:58 AM (JBggj)

283 275 Oh look, the norks are issuing more demands. Tell me again how capitulation works.
Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014

I' ll bend over.
You can drive.
Posted by: Barack Obama

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 11:58 AM (y2suD)

284 That one guy is fishing for old boots.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 19, 2014 11:58 AM (go5uR)

285 Geography challenged CNN mistakes Italy for the US.

http://tinyurl.com/n9ar8j6

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:58 AM (XUKZU)

286 Transgender Student Files Federal Complaint Against Virginia School District For Banning Her From The Boys Restroom

If you have to squat to pee, you deserve to be in the girls restroom.

That includes you too Shep! And you too Anderson Cooper!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 11:59 AM (YWEKY)

287
I'm with the other folks that don't think the Norks did the hacking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2014 11:59 AM (NtzGn)

288
I have a feeling this whole transcantmakemymindupgender thing is going to result in a banning of gender specific restrooms in the US? Unisex for all!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 12:00 PM (wrS2o)

289 For people who claim to be "reality based" and "science believers," Leftists seem strangely unable to grasp that gender is determined by your chromosomes and equipment, not by your special-snowflake-ness.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 11:56 AM (kff5f)

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I wonder how the left can argue with a straight face that lesbians, gays, and transgenders are "born that way"..... but that being a boy or being a girls is a social construct that must be torn down and eliminated.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2014 12:00 PM (NaV4z)

290 Or at least a ban within 5 to 10 years.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 12:00 PM (wrS2o)

291 I think the Norks did it. With Chinese help. Tell me. How do you stop your banker from stealing from you. How do you confront the Chinese when they hold your paper

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 12:01 PM (zOTsN)

292 94 -- Vic -- They must have changed the UCMJ since I got out. You don't get paid for
desertion or UA time. And generally he would have got a court with a DD
and prison time.

Hmm... I think otherwise, hence the report taking so long. I think some pencil-necks in suits crafted a (one-time) administrative exemption for Bergdahl.

And no, I don't think any such animal bypasses the UCMJ... somewhere there's an 'administrative pardon', probably signed by the Sec of t/Army (so SCOAMT's fingerprints aren't on it.).

The big, unspoken, story is that none of the JCS is speaking up.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 19, 2014 12:01 PM (/mTq0)

293 I don't know if this is true but they are saying that to atone for their racist emails, Sony will now let Al Sharpton review their practices. It's going to be a great year for movies!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 11:50 AM (XUKZU)

The Shakedown Shuffle works! Imagine how much Al and the Rainbow Coalition or whoever his shakedown group consists of these days, is getting for Al's consulting work....All so he will not generate a race riot.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2014 12:01 PM (cPPlg)

294 What is the significance of cork and cigar sniffing beside pretentiousness?

Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2014 12:03 PM (UzPAd)

295 Pic Of The Day: Obama Sniffs Cuban Cigar Hours After Lifting Embargo

Weasel Zippers

Ah stick it up your ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 10:55 AM (Zmw74)

So in addition to all the other reasons, I can now mock him for having shitty taste in smokes

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 19, 2014 12:03 PM (UH0DS)

296 What is the significance of cork and cigar sniffing beside pretentiousness?
Posted by: Fritz
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It serves to separate the elite from the lower classes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 12:04 PM (/GgDU)

297 I don't know if this is true but they are saying that to atone for their racist emails, Sony will now let Al Sharpton review their practices.

Japs being lectured to by a black race hustler?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 12:04 PM (YWEKY)

298 OMG! Andrea Tarantula on Outnumbered. I'm a professional. I've taken anatomy. Those are some fine fine legs.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 12:05 PM (MR0M+)

299 Rush spewing about the Sony kerfuffle. He still thinks the Nork's hacked them. LOL

Posted by: Ear Leader at December 19, 2014 12:05 PM (XzRw1)

300 What is the significance of cork and cigar sniffing beside pretentiousness?
Posted by: Fritz
-----------------

You failed to mention Obama's Throne-sniffers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 12:05 PM (/GgDU)

301 What is the significance of cork and cigar sniffing beside pretentiousness?
Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2014 12:03 PM (UzPAd)

----

On wine its to check that the bottle hasnt turned to cider vinegar. On cigars its to check that they are still "dry" and havent gone musty.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2014 12:05 PM (NaV4z)

302 Jesse Ventura back in court to sue Harper Collins

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:58 AM (fWAjv)

Good GAWD I detest that nasty, bloated fook-stain. He needs to go the fuque away!

Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of his Name at December 19, 2014 12:05 PM (RwwCT)

303 Obama sock off.

Just looked at the WZ pic. Yep, it's a Churchill. Could this guy be any more of a fuckhead stereotype?

Posted by: Secundus at December 19, 2014 12:06 PM (UH0DS)

304 >>>It serves to separate the elite from the lower classes.<<<

If you're going to drink, drink, smoke, smoke. Sniffing is what dogs do to asses.

Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2014 12:06 PM (UzPAd)

305 Al Sharpton at Sony tells you that Obama is behind this.

Posted by: Joyce James Ambigious at December 19, 2014 12:06 PM (7tgAE)

306
Don't know about cigars, but the cork smell will tell you if it has gone rancid.

Of course, when taking loot after the hobo hunt, you can't be too picky.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2014 12:06 PM (NtzGn)

307 Pic Of The Day: Obama Sniffs Cuban Cigar Hours After Lifting Embargo

Timing? Flown in from Canada? Or Gitmo?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (YWEKY)

308 A great movie coming out next year from Sony entitled Then Who Was Phone?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (XUKZU)

309 OMG! Andrea Tarantula on Outnumbered. I'm a professional. I've taken anatomy. Those are some fine fine legs.
Posted by: Soona
--------------

Yesterday was the anniversary of Garbo's birthday:

"There are two reasons why I am successful in show business, and I am standing on both of them.
" _ Greta Garbo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (/GgDU)

310 281 What a POS.

http://tinyurl.com/mj5x4kw

Jesse Ventura back in court to sue Harper Collins
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 11:58 AM (fWAjv)

He's a piece of slime and a disgrace.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (2Ojst)

311 Andrea Tarantula on Outnumbered. I'm a professional. I've taken anatomy. Those are some fine fine legs.
Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 12:05 PM (MR0M+)

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.... and those arent even her best features....

Posted by: Andrea's Sweater Puppies at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (NaV4z)

312 Just saw a headline at FR saying the adminstration has announced that NK is behind the hack. Headline only.

In other news, I am a bad person. If this hack had been done to most any other industry, I'd be going nuts. But with it involving Hollywooders, I kind of want to be amused by it.

Bad, must self-flagellate.

Can't wait to see the robust response from President Weakling.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (1Y+hH)

313 I wonder how the left can argue with a straight face that lesbians, gays, and transgenders are "born that way"..... but that being a boy or being a girls is a social construct that must be torn down and eliminated.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2014 12:00 PM (NaV4z)

I seem to recall reading that """trans""" people have a mental illness and suicide rate of about 2000%

Posted by: Secundus at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (UH0DS)

314 If you are a bright young Nork where do you go to school to get these skills? Where would you learn? Why the hacking exporter of the world, China

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (zOTsN)

315 If Sony is to recover, they need a leader with backbone, someone like John Boehner.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 12:09 PM (XUKZU)

316 Don't know about cigars, but the cork smell will tell you if it has gone rancid.

Of course, when taking loot after the hobo hunt, you can't be too picky.>>>

Corked Hobo wine? Your hunting a much higher class Hobo than we have around my place.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 19, 2014 12:09 PM (Mxs5H)

317 Nood, peons.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 19, 2014 12:09 PM (Dw98+)

318 Just looked at the WZ pic. Yep, it's a Churchill. Could this guy be any more of a fuckhead stereotype?
Posted by: Secundus
------------------

* ponders hard , comes up empty *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 12:09 PM (/GgDU)

319 General Odierno was my division CG (4th ID) in 2003.

Did he get fucking castrated in that five-sided nuthouse??

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 19, 2014 12:10 PM (OsWis)

320 Corked Hobo wine? Your hunting a much higher class Hobo than we have around my place.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 19, 2014 12:09 PM (Mxs5H)

Cisco Vineyards 1962 was a very good vintage

Posted by: Secundus at December 19, 2014 12:10 PM (UH0DS)

321 Rush spewing about the Sony kerfuffle. He still thinks the Nork's hacked them. LOL
Posted by: Ear Leader at December 19, 2014 12:05 PM (XzRw1)

--------------------------------------

Don't underestimate Rush. I imagine he's got sources that would make the CIA jealous.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2014 12:11 PM (MR0M+)

322 Japs being lectured to by a black race hustler?

Sony Pictures is actually almost entirely rich white liberals.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 19, 2014 12:12 PM (B/VB5)

323 "291
I think the Norks did it. With Chinese help. Tell me. How do you
stop your banker from stealing from you. How do you confront the
Chinese when they hold your paper

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 12:01 PM (zOTsN)"

You announce that in response to whatever political, military or diplomatic provocation has precipitated the crisis, you are not going to honor the paper that they hold. The notes are all recorded and serial numbers noted so even if they sell them to third parties at a discount, they will not be honored.

Admittedly, this is a big step. Not as big a step as war with another nuclear power, though.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 12:14 PM (PD6iL)

324 Nood FBI: NORKS Responsible up!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 12:17 PM (YWEKY)

325 "I seem to recall reading that """trans""" people have a mental illness and suicide rate of about 2000%

Posted by: Secundus at December 19, 2014 12:08 PM (UH0DS)"

I realize that this is hyperbole but I am wondering how it would be possible. I suppose if trans people routinely killed themselves with jihadi bomb vests and took out 20 other people on average.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 12:18 PM (PD6iL)

326 You announce that in response to whatever political, military or diplomatic provocation has precipitated the crisis, you are not going to honor the paper that they hold. The notes are all recorded and serial numbers noted so even if they sell them to third parties at a discount, they will not be honored.

Admittedly, this is a big step. Not as big a step as war with another nuclear power, though.
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