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Morning Thread (12-19-2014)
Did you surrender to the Communists yet, daddy?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:00 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:01 AM (irGEw)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sawhorse at December 19, 2014 06:03 AM (jm3+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:04 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 19, 2014 06:04 AM (jYXC7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:05 AM (u82oZ)
The smoking lamp is lighted in all authorized places.
Sweepers, sweepers, man your brooms.
Early chow for watch reliefs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:05 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:06 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:08 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 19, 2014 06:08 AM (qS0ts)
That would be the baby-shit green colored tupperware of my youth then?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:08 AM (/4AZU)
One time we had bugle sounds on a tape. For three days. Tape went missing on the midwatch. Splish.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:09 AM (u82oZ)
It is in fact morning....
the good quality of it is as yet unproven...
Spouse10077 has to pull CQ today....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:09 AM (/4AZU)
The Blog expects to set flight quarters at 0730.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:09 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:09 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:10 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:10 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bayou City at December 19, 2014 06:11 AM (AJrbR)
TY, but I'm not allowed to shout....
Post orders
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:11 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 19, 2014 06:11 AM (aR8Ih)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Bos'n's Pipe to announce Taps.
That shit lasted for about three days as well.
Not sure if the Bos'n went overboard on the mid watch though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:12 AM (irGEw)
Helloooooo Valerie Jarrett! Fucking cunt.
Posted by: Corona at December 19, 2014 06:12 AM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: .357 at December 19, 2014 06:12 AM (BNIaE)
I was told by an EENT that were my sinuses to be removed it'd feel like my head was full of concrete 24/7...
at the time I was not certain there would be a reduction in my QOL.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:13 AM (/4AZU)
If you know something about what was like living under Fascism in Italy during the 40s you will know that Il Duce successfully banned all foreign words. It was not possible anymore to say words like 'Bar' or 'weekend' but the italian translation of it had to be used instead.
Regardless of this ban, nowhere it is tracked that someone was harassed, lost his job, lost his small business due to this ban. It would have taken a massive task force to monitor every single speech of every single person. There is no tracked information that personal mail was screened or public speeches.
In the usa you are harassed, can lose your job and your business because you say you are in favour of traditional marriage.
I am not sure if this has sunk into the conservative population, surely not on this blog since there are too many idiots afraid of what their ghey friends might think of them.
Getting worried about this North Korean fiasco is like lining up chairs on the Titanic, it is like pointing at the moon and watching for the finger.
You have already lost freedom of speech the day the first baker was forced to close, the first florist was forced to close, the first photographer was asked to close. Pretty pointless to complain right now. And I believe this is not to be blamed entirely on Odumbo and the democracts. This will be blamed on every single person that refused to step in or looked from the sidelines, including many progressive conservatives with homo friends.
Now deal with it, you paved the path for the new fascists to rise and no, they are not slit eyed and no, there won't be any army to save you (although I bet on the Russians and the Chinese to clean up this mess once for all)
Posted by: fromabroad at December 19, 2014 06:13 AM (t94Nt)
Off to the People's Republic of Chapel Hill today. Will lose count of Prius's but will revel in the diminishing number of Obama stickers.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 19, 2014 06:14 AM (qS0ts)
Let US marketeers invade, let US tourists demand a service culture, invade them with starry-eyed realtors, and complete their submission to US culture with smart phone contracts. Crush them with Walmart offering a cornucopia not seen in 70 years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Corona at December 19, 2014 06:16 AM (fh2Y7)
Listen broad....
There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip....
Darth Shicklegruber broke up Fwance into baby bells....
At this point I am almost welcoming Red Dawn if it means we can jettison the insane asylum left.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:16 AM (/4AZU)
Heard someone on the radio the other day say the end of the Soviet Union began five minutes after the first McDonald's opened in Moscow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:17 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 19, 2014 06:17 AM (aR8Ih)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:17 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: 1911 at December 19, 2014 06:17 AM (AJrbR)
Taps, Taps, lights out. Work starts early, and I have to go. Fair winds, my Horde shipmates.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2014 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:19 AM (u9gzs)
Like I said VIA if they broke up the nation like advertised in "Amerika" I'd have to ponder it....
California and NY get up every day trying to figure out how to fuck the rest of the United States from prosperity.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:19 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: .50 Desert Eagle at December 19, 2014 06:19 AM (BNIaE)
http://is.gd/Z6CJvt
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:19 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Barky o'NumbOnes at December 19, 2014 06:19 AM (PiGvm)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:19 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:19 AM (/4AZU)
http://is.gd/mcIk2N
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:20 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:20 AM (u9gzs)
http://is.gd/ZHZkST
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:20 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 06:21 AM (/4AZU)
Perhaps allowing unfettered access to Cuba to US citizens will drive home just exactly what Communism and Socialism does to a nations strength and spirit.
And many Americans fail to understand that Cuba has had unfettered cooperation and access to damn near every other nation in the world except the US for years.
Lack of commerce between us and them has not been the cause of their suckatude.
Sort of like saying that West Africa sucks because there are not enough white people there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:21 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 19, 2014 06:21 AM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:21 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:23 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:23 AM (irGEw)
The morning thread (i usually read it delayed due to time zone diff.) has been mercifully free of idiots and trolls. Only good people like vic, jj, and mp4
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 19, 2014 06:23 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ubik at December 19, 2014 06:24 AM (B6BrJ)
Posted by: Missouri - For those times when you want to reach out and say hello at December 19, 2014 06:25 AM (4pjhs)
Good morning horde.
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 06:25 AM (8aCQe)
Posted by: .50 Barrett at December 19, 2014 06:27 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:28 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 06:30 AM (YWEKY)
This should get the sinuses cleared up
Go big, or stay home
http://tinyurl.com/93rv4
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:30 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: 1911 at December 19, 2014 06:31 AM (AJrbR)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2014 06:33 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:33 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 19, 2014 06:34 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Ruth Ruben at December 19, 2014 06:35 AM (XDMAg)
Here's the weekly Ziegfeld girl, Sue Conroy:
http://goo.gl/ToDLp9
Hope you all have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 06:35 AM (zF6Iw)
Preznit I Barakontitus The Won may have surrendered everything but until they try to take it from me it ain't happened.
Posted by: Gmac - Still considering a 3rd party at December 19, 2014 06:35 AM (4pjhs)
We never get to wear jeans. But I am so thankful that we went to business causual from suits. Now I dress like Jake. From State Farm.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 06:36 AM (YWEKY)
USS Missouri's 16"
Just standing on deck will clear every orifice when they light off.
Yep but, everything else mentioned can actually be fired!!
Posted by: Old Dog at December 19, 2014 06:36 AM (tQYJH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:36 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Kim smalldong Unmanry at December 19, 2014 06:37 AM (vntmB)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:37 AM (u9gzs)
*yawn*
Baking this morning for my husband's Christmas (probably called "Holiday" party) this afternoon.
Just popped a few dozen Madeleine's out of the oven. Brushed them with a lemon glaze, and yeah, I ate one with my coffee.
Making two batches of "Palmiers du Basilic," aka Basil-Scented Savory Cookies next. Luckily I found basil plants in the grocer yesterday (in little pots), so I can pick them fresh off the plant this morning.
I hope you all really are getting into the Christmas, Hanukkah, or what have you, cheer. It feels nice to NOT read so much news for a while.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff. at December 19, 2014 06:37 AM (IXrOn)
We only get to wear jeans on the last Friday of the month. I put a recurring event reminder on Outlook so I wouldn't forget.
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2014 06:38 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Bayou City at December 19, 2014 06:39 AM (AJrbR)
I don't recall who said it, but someone once observed that the only saving grace about living in Italy under both fascism and quasi-Communism was the Italian tendency to ignore laws.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 19, 2014 06:39 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Corona at December 19, 2014 06:40 AM (fh2Y7)
The morning thread (i usually read it delayed
due to time zone diff.) has been mercifully free of idiots and trolls.
Only good people like vic, jj, and mp4
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest
............
Apparently you missed the screed from fromabroad...
Good morning!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 06:40 AM (/9Mak)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 06:40 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2014 06:41 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 19, 2014 06:39 AM (+XMAD)
Like the taxi drivers in Rome that drive on the sidewalks at 100mph...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff. at December 19, 2014 06:41 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2014 06:41 AM (btTLZ)
What about the Hawaiian shirts? Do we get to wear the Hawaiian shirts?
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at December 19, 2014 06:41 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 06:41 AM (YWEKY)
Did you have a childhood flashback as you did so?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 19, 2014 06:41 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2014 06:42 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 06:42 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 06:40 AM (YWEKY)
I heard yesterday that the gas will begin going up starting today... not sure if that is true, but we filled up the car while we were out last night.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff. at December 19, 2014 06:42 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 06:42 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 19, 2014 06:41 AM (+XMAD)
always
I love that little Madeleine character... I love those books.
Feels good.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff. at December 19, 2014 06:44 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at December 19, 2014 06:44 AM (BNIaE)
Stationed in Italy from 94-97, and 2001-2004.
It's not a tendency...it's a way of life that exists to this day.
Undercover "Receipt Police" accost you when leaving merchant's shops, to ensure that the transaction was recorded in the Register, for tax purposes.
Bleaching the time stamp off the bus ticket, to reuse it, instead of buying a new pass.
And...traffic laws.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:44 AM (irGEw)
...............
Husband keeps telling me that my company will probably lower my mileage reimbursement. They adjust their price every Jan I think.Right now it's around 56 cents per mile. We shall see.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 06:45 AM (V0FLQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:45 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff. at December 19, 2014 06:46 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: ALH at December 19, 2014 06:42 AM (btTLZ)
Double posts are for pikers, go for six or go home
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 19, 2014 06:47 AM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:47 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 19, 2014 06:50 AM (qS0ts)
You could always tell which BM was a smoker because of that
Posted by: Navpopojoe at December 19, 2014 06:51 AM (MaUQj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:51 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 06:52 AM (irGEw)
I simply did not have enough insulin....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 06:52 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 06:54 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 06:55 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:57 AM (BNIaE)
DAY 773
690 to go (763 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 06:58 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 06:59 AM (CMkNk)
Cfuk 'em.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:57 AM (BNIaE)
Hmmm. Mind if I borrow that?
Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft at December 19, 2014 06:59 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 06:59 AM (BNIaE)
Fcuk you. No shit?
They covered it on the local news. said it's supposed to go lower.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 06:59 AM (YWEKY)
Well bad news from my doctor. I'm in perfect health and will be around for a long time to annoy the living shit out of everyone I encounter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:00 AM (CMkNk)
I don't watch local, but, God Almighty. Is 1993?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 07:00 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 07:01 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:01 AM (/9Mak)
Wanna bet?
Posted by: ObamaCare....for life at December 19, 2014 07:01 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 07:01 AM (BNIaE)
Wifey's got a wicked bad cold. Hopefully my shingles meds will stave it off.
Yeah, I got aluminum siding. Stress-related. Go figure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:01 AM (CMkNk)
Beats $3.89 I paid while visiting Chicago in 2011.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:02 AM (YWEKY)
shorts and sandals baby! I might even let my hair grow as long as my
beard and be a hippy slacker student.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
.............
Speaking of which.. WTF is it with young dudes these days with the baggy shorts - in the middle of eff'n winter!??? and flip-flops!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:03 AM (/9Mak)
Posted by: ObamaCare....for life at December 19, 2014 07:01 AM (irGEw)
Both sides of the family are long-livers, death camps and banzai charges notwithstanding.
What the fuck can the IRS do to me?
(Don't answer that)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:03 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 07:04 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:03 AM (/9Mak)
Let's not interfere with evolution and let the stupid die off quickly.
Good morning, Jerry!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:04 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:05 AM (/9Mak)
My gun is rearry, rearry big!
Posted by: Kim smalldong Unmanry at December 19, 2014 06:37 AM (vntmB)"
That is actually the main credible threat that North Korea poses to the south. The city of Seoul has grown right up to the DMZ and the Norks have cug hundreds of tunnels on their side of the border where they have stationed self propelled artillery with 11 inch diameter tubes that can send an artillery shell weighing several hundred pounds into pretty much every part of Seoul. A pretty substantial portion of the South Korean population lives in Seoul and its environs.
If a war were to start, the guns would zip out of their holes, fire a round and zip back into their holes to reload and pop out again at a random time. US and South Korean aircraft could plink these artillery pieces as they emerge but it would probably take days to take them all out and in the mean time they would be doing a lot of destruction in Seoul.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM (PD6iL)
Heh, got you beat.
$4.19 we paid at Grand Canyon Village in 2008. We only bought enough to get us back to Williams. Fcuk that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM (BNIaE)
Still have to go to the lab and get blood drawn. I assume a bit of milk in my coffee won't distort the results.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM (TETYm)
The middle of winter here will consist of about two weeks of near freezing temps; the remainder of winter will be in the 40s -50s.
I have a some hand made leather sandals from the Piper Sandal Company in Round Rock, TX. A brown pair for every day use and a black pair for formal occasions. They are guaranteed for life and quite possibly the most comfortable shoes I have ever owned.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 07:08 AM (60Vyp)
Tunnel networks near a hostile border. Deja vu all over again.
No wonder there's an inordinate amount of tree-bark flavored kimchee in those Gaza supermarkets . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:08 AM (CMkNk)
I can just picture that commie bitch Valerie Jarret sitting in the White House feeding Barky with the next on her long list of taeovers. And every time the so-called "opposition party" does nothing she and King Putt are all that more emboldened.
It's a sad eff'n day for this country.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:09 AM (/9Mak)
Posted by: Completion Backwards Principle at December 19, 2014 07:11 AM (/WmRg)
Kohl's will stay open 100 hours (24 hrs a day) until 6 pm Christmas Eve.
============
Pussies
--WalMart
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:11 AM (YWEKY)
Still have to go to the lab and get blood drawn. I assume a bit of milk in my coffee won't distort the results.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM (CMkNk)
When I get blood work done hear they say not to drink anything but water to take my pills with.
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 07:11 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:09 AM (/9Mak)
It is a testament to the character and peaceful nature of the American people - the REAL silent majority of decent, G-d fearing, hardworking honest citizens - that DC has not been burnt to the ground by now.
Revolutions have been waged for a lot less than we are taking. And that may yet still happen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:11 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 07:12 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Vic
................
Depends if they are doing cholesterol or not. If not, usually there are no restrictions.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:12 AM (/9Mak)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 07:11 AM (u9gzs)
Yeah, I thought as much. Probably won't be for another few hours. Eh. Maybe I'll shine it and just go in on Monday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:13 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:13 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:14 AM (/9Mak)
--
If its fasting means no coffee no milk nothing but agua.
Sucks.
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 07:14 AM (cbfNE)
We don't get to wear jeans. I suppose I could wear scrubs if I wanted,
but unless you're a nurse or MD, it just looks stupid. So I'm khakis and
either a polo or (on a cold morning like this) a dress shirt and
sweater vest.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 06:54 AM (zF6Iw)"
They said to dress like a professional and what is more professional than a doctor? Wear scrubs and sneakers or clogs and a stethoscope around your neck. My wife is a teacher and this is the advice that I give her in response to the requirement to "dress like a professional".
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:14 AM (PD6iL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 07:12 AM (60Vyp)
I thought I could get by but since I am getting a lipid panel done, even a dash of milk could screw it up.
Sorry dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:15 AM (CMkNk)
Because once you start, you have to go all in. Half way = Bay of Pigs.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:16 AM (YWEKY)
Assuming I actually graduate in May, it looks like the next stop on my voyage will be four years in Baltimore. Given my arcane interests, it's probably the best fit -- prestigious program, faculty I know and respect, not too long a wait before I'm actually doing something useful, not too much arbitrary bullshit to teach me humility. And I serve their needs enough to give me an unethical early wink and nod. The trade-off is four years in downtown Charm City.
Not official yet, so I can sit on my hole cards for a few weeks and see what else might happen. Call me 85% sold.
Are there Morons in Baltimore?
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 19, 2014 07:16 AM (z899H)
Do. Not. Drive up to Grand Canyon or the Upper Rim on anything less than a full tank.
Captive market.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 07:16 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 07:17 AM (V0FLQ)
FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:17 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM (CMkNk)
Is it fasting blood work, J.J.? In that case, you shouldn't have anything but water until the drawing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:17 AM (zF6Iw)
#HorrywoodStwong
Posted by: Great Big Banana Republic at December 19, 2014 07:18 AM (+kznc)
Wifey's got a wicked bad cold. Hopefully my shingles meds will stave it off.
Yeah, I got aluminum siding. Stress-related. Go figure.
How about hardwood floors?
Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 07:18 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:18 AM (/9Mak)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 07:19 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Bayou City at December 19, 2014 07:20 AM (AJrbR)
Show up in a black robe. Judges are pretty professional.
Bunker coat and pants. Firefighters are professional.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:21 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:22 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:16 AM (YWEKY)
Reminds me of a Groucho story. He was refused entrance to the Beverly Hills Country Club because he was Jewish. His response "well, can my daughter go into the pool up to her knees? She's only half Jewish?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:23 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 07:23 AM (2cS/G)
They would never have caved.
Or at least I thought that 2 days ago.
Now all content is going to be regulated by who can be the nastiest in their objection.
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2014 07:24 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 07:24 AM (BNIaE)
Posted by: Completion Backwards Principle at December 19, 2014 07:25 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:17 AM (zF6Iw)
Like a schmuck, I forgot to ask the nurse. The only reason I need to go to another lab is because my soon to be ex-insurance will only pay for work done at one particular lab. I actually fasted most of the day yesterday for my afternoon appointment thinking they could draw the blood and send it out but no.
Oh well, Monday AM it will be.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:25 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: no good deed at December 19, 2014 07:25 AM (w3a0Z)
Kohl's will stay open 100 hours (24 hrs a day) until 6 pm Christmas Eve.
============
Pussies
--WalMart
Amateurs.
~~Amazon
Posted by: Retread at December 19, 2014 07:25 AM (l7hog)
Weird Dave
Gingy
Timon
Yours Truly
Come on in...the water is fine.
Posted by: ObamaCare....for life at December 19, 2014 07:25 AM (irGEw)
Can I say Maine Coon or is that racist?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:26 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 07:27 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 19, 2014 07:28 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 07:28 AM (2cS/G)
their holes, fire a round and zip back into their holes to reload and
pop out again at a random time. US and South Korean aircraft could plink
these artillery pieces as they emerge but it would probably take days
to take them all out.... Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM
Wack-A-Nork?
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 19, 2014 07:29 AM (yAC3X)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2014 07:29 AM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 07:28 AM (2cS/G)
That's a very zaftig kitty. Mine are 9 and 12 lbs. But they're indoor cats so we keep them on a strict diet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:30 AM (CMkNk)
May carry with permit red tape?
Should carry?
Must carry, even illegally?
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 19, 2014 07:30 AM (z899H)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:26 AM (CMkNk)
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What's up my Main Coon?.... hmmmm doesn't sound right.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 19, 2014 07:31 AM (KlVdw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:31 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Kim smalldong Unmanry at December 19, 2014 07:31 AM (vntmB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:33 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 07:34 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Zombie Euelle Gibbons at December 19, 2014 07:35 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:36 AM (Zmw74)
Awwww. Not even 8 AM and already I'm getting my two minutes of hate from our resident Euro weenie. How cute!
Posted by: Weirddave at December 19, 2014 07:37 AM (KAmzK)
Hands up, I surrender!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:36 AM (Zmw74)
. . . but don't give yourself away. That would be a cheap trick to play.
Morning, jaw-breaker!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:37 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 07:34 AM (2cS/G)
Yup. Cats do the darndest things
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:38 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Zombie Euelle Gibbons at December 19, 2014 07:35 AM (JO9+V)
What about pussy willow?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:38 AM (CMkNk)
entrance to the Beverly Hills Country Club because he was Jewish. His
response "well, can my daughter go into the pool up to her knees? She's
only half Jewish?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:23 AM (CMkNk)"
Reminds me of a story about, I think Moishe Dayan. He replied to a reporter that, yes, there were moderate Palestinians. They also want to drive all the Jews into the sea but only up to their knees.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:38 AM (PD6iL)
Like Uncle Milty said, "I know a good joke when I steal on - er, hear one."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:40 AM (CMkNk)
entrance to the Beverly Hills Country Club because he was Jewish. His
response "well, can my daughter go into the pool up to her knees? She's
only half Jewish?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:23 AM (CMkNk)"
Reminds me of a story about, I think Moishe Dayan. He replied to a reporter that, yes, there were moderate Palestinians. They also want to drive all the Jews into the sea but only up to their knees.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:38 AM (PD6iL)
Harvard Removes Labels From Israeli Built SodaStream Machines Because It Could Offend Palestinian Students
God forbid something upset those special little Palestinian snowflakes.
Weasel Zippers
Some things never change
Oh and Liberal progressive Jews can go to hell
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:40 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Bayou City at December 19, 2014 07:41 AM (AJrbR)
Gaza rocket hits Israel for 3rd time since summer war
Hamas reconstructing terror tunnels using Israeli materials
Sources in Gaza say Hamas has started to prepare for next conflict with Israel, group said shifting war strategy in wake of Iron Dome, from long-range missiles to short-ranged mortars, coupled with multiple terror cell attacks.
Yeah let's give em State, what could possibly go wrong
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:42 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Kim smalldong Unmanry at December 19, 2014 07:42 AM (vntmB)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 19, 2014 07:43 AM (wVWRM)
Mark my words here and now - Jewish students will not be allowed to wear yarmulkes or Mogen Dovids around their necks.
After that, they won't be allowed on campus at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:43 AM (CMkNk)
It's ok he's just gonna use a memorandum...it's not like it is an EO....
hat-tip to all those who kept on counseling restraint and calm during the 2012 campaign.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:43 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Mommys Allright Daddys Allright They Just Seem A Little Weird at December 19, 2014 07:44 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 19, 2014 07:44 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:42 AM (Zmw74)
Right next to an active volcano. Check that; inside an active volcano.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (CMkNk)
Mark my words here and now - Jewish students will not be allowed to wear yarmulkes or Mogen Dovids around their necks.
After that, they won't be allowed on campus at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:43 AM (CMkNk)
Should do wonders for Aliyah? Or don't liberals believe in that anymore?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (Zmw74)
It is in a period of "truce" but I don't think it was ever concluded.
Of course, it was not actually a "war" but a mere "police action" or some such bullshit.
But still . . .
Posted by: filbert at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (h6Mpm)
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 19, 2014 07:44 AM (HSmrB)
Dogwood, I presume.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Sure, Barky McCockSuck is still the Derpiest Little Dictator, but this is a good thing that, at least for now, trumps it.
Pug and boxer demanding noms. Have a great day!
Posted by: acethepug at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (37xk6)
their holes, fire a round and zip back into their holes to reload and
pop out again at a random time. US and South Korean aircraft could plink
these artillery pieces as they emerge but it would probably take days
to take them all out.... Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM
Couldn't a few fuel-air bombs destroy most of them? I assume we know where they are, at least generally.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 19, 2014 07:48 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 19, 2014 07:48 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:48 AM (zF6Iw)
Hey fredo/hillary/horseface how's that "soft power" working out? Or will head's roll?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:48 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Pitchpine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (CMkNk)
Only two sets of people not allowed to be offended on this Earth are white men, and practicing Jews...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: acethepug at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (37xk6)
their holes, fire a round and zip back into their holes to reload and
pop out again at a random time. US and South Korean aircraft could plink
these artillery pieces as they emerge but it would probably take days
to take them all out.... Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:07 AM
Couldn't a few fuel-air bombs destroy most of them? I assume we know where they are, at least generally.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 19, 2014 07:48 AM (yxw0r)
Yeah we do but that problem is, and has always been, that Soul South Korea is so close to the border.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:50 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Timon at December 19, 2014 07:50 AM (wegdq)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 19, 2014 07:48 AM (yxw0r)
Some RAF Tallboys and Grandslams would work well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:50 AM (CMkNk)
After that, they won't be allowed on campus at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:43 AM (CMkNk)"
So Harvard will be ending its brief experiment in admitting Jewish students? They probably ought to do the same with Asians. They distort the grade curve and make it too difficult for the legacy students to maintain a gentleman's C.
By the way, why are they wearing a bottle of wine around their neck?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:50 AM (PD6iL)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 19, 2014 07:50 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 19, 2014 07:51 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:50 AM (Zmw74)
And? They hate us too.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 19, 2014 07:51 AM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (/4AZU)
And Christians.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 19, 2014 07:52 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chain
..............
I believe they are spread over many miles and there's lots of em.. about 1500 I think.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 19, 2014 07:52 AM (/9Mak)
Next time I hear, "We cancelled/stopped/removed such and such because we didn't want to offend xxx", I am gona lose my shit.
My reply will be, "Well, EPIC FAIL THERE SUGARTITS, because you succeded in offending me!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:52 AM (YWEKY)
They're encouraged to be offended...so the communi-tay can hammer them down.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:52 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 07:50 AM (PD6iL)
I assume you are referring to mezzuzot? It's like a "mezzuza" that is placed on the front door of a Jewish home. It contains a blessing. Same deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:52 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Pitchpine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (CMkNk)
****
Bamboozle
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 07:53 AM (NeFrd)
And the US isn't there, mostly.
I think that the fear of North Korean artillery is overblown.
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2014 07:53 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 07:53 AM (cbfNE)
So can Harvard also please remove all the active ingredients in all the medicine they use at their medical colleges as well as all the computer chips invented by Israeli firms?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:54 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:54 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2014 07:54 AM (Rx8ML)
ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 19, 2014 07:52 AM
(+XMAD)
I stand corrected...
There must be something to my observation that the left is teaching people to use violence and threats of violence to get their way because no major right-leaning voice will call them on it.
I suspect it is because there is a genuine fear that some day soon finally a right-leaning group will say "you know what it worked for Abdul here...fuck you Hollywood you make me the fucking villain again I'll show you what use my machining skills can be put to..."
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:55 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 07:55 AM (1vYi0)
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2014 07:54 AM (Rx8ML)
Well I guess that depends on what kind of cell phone you have or car you drive or TV you watch?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:55 AM (Zmw74)
Every Cuban I met was miserable under communist rule. Everyone was a capitalist too. Selling anything. I learned quickly to walk around to the back door if the cohiba factory to buy cigars for cheap from one roller than to inside and pay retail. It is also true that Europeans were swarming Cuba, but the locals all wanted to get to the USA, not Germany. We will win in the long run. I've seen the same thing all over the world. Everyone wants to come here-not because of free stuff -but because of hope. We are the land of milk and honey.
Hell. I'd bet that there were originally 40 hijackers slated for 9/11, but a bunch of them tasted our lifestyle and decided to skip out.
Posted by: DrC at December 19, 2014 07:56 AM (XRYHY)
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2014 07:56 AM (Rx8ML)
The world hates Pax Americana....so why should we give a fuck what happens to them?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:57 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:57 AM (zF6Iw)
Crotch rot...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:58 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 07:58 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:57 AM (zF6Iw)
ELDER berry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:58 AM (CMkNk)
--
My kids would be upset. They're Kpop fans.
They even get upset at the prospect of a shooting war since there's always some kpop star or the other currently in mandatory military service.
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 07:58 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: hadoop at December 19, 2014 07:59 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Kim smalldong Unmanry at December 19, 2014 07:59 AM (vntmB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:54 AM (CMkNk)
Poison sumac.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:57 AM (zF6Iw)
****
Deadwood
(Swenjin cocksuckah!)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 07:59 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The Jooo banksters should xall in Havaad's loans.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 07:59 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 07:57 AM (/4AZU)
Pax Americana is essentially Pax Mundi. If we disappear, so does the world soon after. Us with it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:59 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 07:42 AM (Zmw74)"
Actually, that might be a good idea. There was a news story recently that a number of Greek islands are for sale. Israel should buy those islands through front men and cut outs then move the entire population of Gaza to those islands. Then as the Israelis sail away shouting, "Adios. Good luck. You're on your own." the Greeks can either deal with them or, more likely, grant them independence.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 08:00 AM (PD6iL)
Posted by: Completion Backwards Principle at December 19, 2014 08:00 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Pitchpine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (CMkNk)
****
Bamboozle
.......................
Elderberry
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 08:00 AM (V0FLQ)
Upset enough to back a strong US foreign policy or just upset the radio won't beep like they want?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:01 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 08:01 AM (CMkNk)
I say let them. Pull out all US troops, give both sides the maps to the minefields, and say AMF.
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2014 08:01 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 08:01 AM (V0FLQ)
General Manly Throw McMomjeans killed Pax Americana in its sleep...
enjoy the countdown
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:02 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:02 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at December 19, 2014 08:02 AM (eedLh)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 08:02 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Completion Backwards Principle at December 19, 2014 08:02 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Kim smalldong Unmanry at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (vntmB)
Posted by: George Will at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (bHnlE)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at December 19, 2014 08:02 AM (eedLh)
12-14 times a day, per Dr. Oz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (CMkNk)
And, you will never be issued a permit in this State.
But, if permits were indeed issued, and I could carry legally in that area, I would.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 08:00 AM (PD6iL)
The Greeks are making nice with Israel now a days since we both have the same enemy: Turkey. So we don't want to go screwing the Greeks at this point
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Pitchpine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:49 AM (CMkNk)
****
Bamboozle
.......................
Elderberry
--------------
Webb Hubbell took the cherry, so that's out.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (yxw0r)
When Pac10077 was on her tour in the Happy Hongoul they gutted a colonel of ours like a fish....
If the SoKos think the NorKos will let them have their liberty when they unify I say "knock yourselves out" and my Grandpa helped stack the fuckers like cordwood in the 50s.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (yxw0r)
Hmm, so that's who Chelsea resembles. A weeble Webb Hubbell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 08:04 AM (CMkNk)
I think you missed my reply too you in the ONT. Lifelong Baltimoron here, send me an email at my nic at the gee, mail! thingy, Gingy and I would be happy to get you acclimated to Mobtown. There's a good core of Morons in the area.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 19, 2014 08:04 AM (KAmzK)
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker isn't really up yet at December 19, 2014 08:04 AM (lyaJC)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 19, 2014 08:05 AM (NeFrd)
Was off the thread to take Little VIA to school.
Hoping for lots of good things from Hogan.
But, it's going to be an uphill battle, with an intrenched FSA, who refuses to accept responsibility for their life choices.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 08:05 AM (irGEw)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:06 AM (YWEKY)
Balti-Morons unite!
I may drop by the bank on the way back from Ohio.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:06 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:06 AM (YWEKY)
Ethyl Chloride. If you can't get ethyl get Mabel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 08:07 AM (CMkNk)
like a "mezzuza" that is placed on the front door of a Jewish home. It
contains a blessing. Same deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 07:52 AM (CMkNk)"
No. It was an attempt at a joke based on the statement that students would be banned from wearing a Mogen David around their neck. Maybe I should scratch comedian off my list of career alternatives.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 08:08 AM (PD6iL)
Column Obama rescues tyrants from Havana to Damascus
Freebacon
Sad sad sad period in American History
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 08:08 AM (Zmw74)
*****
Pitchpine.
*****
Bamboozle
*****
Elderberry
+++++
Crab apple
..................
Mangrove. Put to rest the hardwood rumor.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 08:08 AM (V0FLQ)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 08:08 AM (PD6iL)
Nah your fine. It's just early in the AM. Some of us have not had our 3rd cups of Java yet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 08:09 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 19, 2014 08:10 AM (HSmrB)
Oy. Too subtle for me! Mogen Dovid means Star of David.
But yes. The wine, if you can call it that!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 08:10 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 08:08 AM (V0FLQ)
Balsa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 08:10 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:11 AM (uNkTU)
But, it's going to be an uphill battle, with an intrenched FSA, who refuses to accept responsibility for their life choices.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 08:05 AM (irGEw)
It was sad to see him already walking back the talk of reducing taxes due to the enormous shortfall. I hope he's up to the challenge of working with those nitwits in Annapolis.
Posted by: Timon at December 19, 2014 08:12 AM (1aUjs)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 08:13 AM (V0FLQ)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 08:08 AM (V0FLQ)
Mangrove? You don't know me very well, do you?
Posted by: Scankles at December 19, 2014 08:13 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:14 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Gene Kelly at December 19, 2014
08:02 AM (eedLh)
12-14 times a day, per Dr. Oz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Per hour, per Dr. Rick.
Obligatory joke:
Q: Why don't women fart?
A: Because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up enough pressure.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:14 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 08:14 AM (5buP8)
Reminded of the scene from Ben-Hur as Masala jokes with Judah over the horrible wine the Jews supply to the Romans.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:15 AM (uNkTU)
If SK wants that, they should assassinate that whole clan then offer the Norks unity under a restored ceremonial monarchy.
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:15 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:16 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 08:16 AM (hLRSq)
I appreciate your attempt at attention whoring but sadly for you, you were not the only one I was thinking of.
BTW, it must suck having a euroweenie handing your ass to you, since some countries in euroweenia haven't succumbed to faggot marriage and most countries in euroweenia will never persecute a florist, a baker, a photographer etc.
Oh pay attention, there is one chair not properly lined up on the deck of the titanic, can you please run to fix it while the orchestra is playing?
I bet your ghey friends do not like untidy titanic decks and you surely don't want to do anything that upset them, right?
So be the good brownshirt you are and they might reward you with some rainbow pin after the boat has sunk.
Posted by: fromabroad at December 19, 2014 08:17 AM (rnV3B)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
Belt sander.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:17 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Molly k. at December 19, 2014 08:13 AM (V0FLQ)
*swoons*
*stumbles to fainting couch*
Posted by: George Will at December 19, 2014 08:18 AM (bHnlE)
Thanks for the news links, Vic.
Other than that, I just got my usual nothing. But it's fresh nothing.
Posted by: mindful webworker can count at December 19, 2014 08:18 AM (XWb4y)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 08:16 AM (hLRSq)
Conversely, you get up way too late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 08:18 AM (zF6Iw)
Interesting ruling on Gun Laws and the mentally ill from Cincy this week.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:18 AM (/4AZU)
Mostly all of his aunts and gramps get him all kinds of toys, so we just get him the few still-extant classics, like above. Red wagon comes for his birthday, got him a sled already, but I thought I'd ask in case there's something I'm missing.
Plus, it gives you all a chance to recall your own mispent childhoods for everyone's amusement. A win-win.
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:19 AM (3ZtZW)
Get an electric train to run on his behalf...
Trust me lad will be fascinated.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:20 AM (/4AZU)
Daisey Red Ryder.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:20 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 19, 2014 08:20 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:20 AM (uNkTU)
Muslim funeral homes refusing to accept that chocolate shop terrorist's body.
"Sydney siege: Muslim funeral director tells authorities to dump Man Haron Monis' body 'in the s***house' "
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:21 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:21 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 08:22 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:22 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Kudzu King at December 19, 2014 08:22 AM (HSmrB)
Remind them it was that Evil Republican John F. Kennedy that started it!
Posted by: Paladin at December 19, 2014 08:23 AM (E1aoU)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: mindful webworker just noting at December 19, 2014 08:23 AM (XWb4y)
Belt sander.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:17 AM (YWEKY)
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Hehehehhe..
Posted by: Kudzu King at December 19, 2014 08:23 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:23 AM (uNkTU)
or Lex Luthor style...
http://youtu.be/1jJcHSVc0-c
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:23 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:24 AM (3ZtZW)
Well see Clooney, you palestinian stooge, you and your dip shit wife support the mother of all terrorists so ya know what. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR OWN HOUSE IN ORDER. Then get back to me you hypocite crybaby
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 08:24 AM (Zmw74)
Hmm. A sighting of the much-talked-about "moderate" Muslims.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2014 08:24 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:24 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 08:24 AM (R8Md3)
You train him to play with it...
There's a picture of me in a conductor's cap running the train at 18 months around Xmas.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:25 AM (/4AZU)
Isn't that some kind of apostasy?
God forbid an infidel denied a muzzie a goat humper's funeral.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:26 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:27 AM (uNkTU)
Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2014 08:27 AM (v5UtH)
Like Chris Rock, Patton Oswaldo Cobblepot, and now George Zoomey the idiot left keeps forgetting:
a) your weakness invites this shit
b) you deploy the same tactics against the right
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:27 AM (/4AZU)
>>>Does baby Bigby have pne of those plastic toddler trikes yet?
We got a Radio Flyer trike for his upcoming b-day in spring. He's got a few plastic ride on toys, but its winter, so... not much opportunity. I kinda wanted something he could do to burn off energy while cooped up, hence rocking horse....
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)
There's a picture of me in a conductor's cap running the train at 18 months around Xmas.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:25 AM (/4AZU)
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Tin type?
Posted by: Kudzu King at December 19, 2014 08:28 AM (HSmrB)
Giggles is a better Imam than his Imam...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:28 AM (/4AZU)
Pics or it didn't ha - nevermind
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:29 AM (3ZtZW)
"Two legs bad, four-legs good."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:29 AM (uNkTU)
There's a picture of me in a conductor's cap
running the train at 18 months around Xmas.
Honestly? An electric train set is an awesome idea. Start now, add to it every year. Build cities and towns.
My uncle did that with my nephew when we were growing up. Set it up in a corner of the basement.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:29 AM (YWEKY)
Malaria, it's time you learned the phrase 'inside job'...
Posted by: Dear Reader at December 19, 2014 08:30 AM (FcR7P)
Heh....
Unerl IIRC which let's be honest I don't I was young...but there it was...
Dad was a traino-phile...
I had a Baltimore and Ohio marked toy train set.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:30 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:31 AM (3ZtZW)
If/when I ever dig it up I'll tweet it for certain...
one of the nice byproducts of my nomadic lifestyle is my life is in unpacked boxes.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:31 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:31 AM (uNkTU)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands
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It's a feature. It teaches your kids to not put small things into their throats.
Posted by: Roy at December 19, 2014 08:32 AM (tiOTz)
Depends on the Train...
the one I had was based around the Xmas tree and large enough it wasn't an issue but yeah definitely a supervisory aid needed toy at young ages...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:32 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lauren at December 19, 2014 08:33 AM (R8Md3)
They usually have kids furniture that is fun - like tents & crawl thru stuff, if you have space.
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:33 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Completion Backwards Principle at December 19, 2014 08:34 AM (/WmRg)
One negative, of course, is I'd have to set up another huge table in the [spider and cricket filled] cellar
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:34 AM (3ZtZW)
They usually have kids furniture that is fun
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That's 99% of their inventory. By "kids" that includes unemployed young adults under 30.
Posted by: Roy at December 19, 2014 08:34 AM (tiOTz)
Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:34 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:34 AM (uNkTU)
That's "Thomas The Tank Engine!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 08:34 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: lurking grandma at December 19, 2014 08:34 AM (2VaQu)
Nope.
>>>>They usually have kids furniture that is fun - like tents crawl thru stuff, if you have space.
Tiny house. A cape cod lake cottage, really
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:36 AM (3ZtZW)
Malaria, it's time you learned the phrase 'inside
job'...
Ok. Did mommy surrender yet?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:36 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2014 08:37 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 08:37 AM (Zmw74)
On a different note, am I the only one when that stupid 404Care commercial runs with Dr. Buchwald who automatically changes Buchwald to Buchenwald?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:37 AM (uNkTU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 08:38 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands
One generally does not let 2 - 6 yr olds play with electricity unsupervised. Well, not for long anyways.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:38 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands at December 19, 2014 08:39 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:40 AM (uNkTU)
This guy seems like he's a loser.
Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 19, 2014 08:40 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2014 08:40 AM (irGEw)
Ouch!
I was at an outdoor wedding last weekend, and there was a four year old boy who spent about three hours busily poking the large fire (8' fire pit!) and exclaiming that he was the fireman for James The Red Engine, who needed more steam!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 08:40 AM (Zu3d9)
My brother concurs...
man I had fun with my brother.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:40 AM (/4AZU)
Made a batch with maple syrup also. passes samples through the USB
Posted by: lurking grandma
Yay! Winning!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:41 AM (YWEKY)
Made a batch with maple syrup also. passes samples through the USB
Posted by: lurking grandma
Yay! Winning!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:41 AM (YWEKY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:42 AM (uNkTU)
My son had a fisher price Geo Trax train set - it was plastic, but super durable and the trains were electric. We had a lot of fun with that.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:43 AM (ABcz/)
Are you coating them with chocolate?
If so, please tell me how to do it without getting that awful gray streaking.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 08:44 AM (Zu3d9)
Otherwise they would release the movie for free on the itnternet and say we won't let dictators dictate our content.
But the funny thing is they think appeasement works. That if they do this thing that the emails will never be released.
You know they are going to come out no matter what.
Posted by: blaster at December 19, 2014 08:44 AM (Rx8ML)
His dad was right behind him. The kid was having a blast and observing good safety rules. Pretty impressive actually!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 08:45 AM (Zu3d9)
It is becoming more and more apparent the right needs its own "anonymous"...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:45 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:38 AM (YWEKY)
So that is why I stuck a radio power cord in my mouth when I was 5.
I wuz smaht.
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 08:48 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:53 AM (uNkTU)
since we both have the same enemy: Turkey. So we don't want to go
screwing the Greeks at this point
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 08:03 AM (Zmw74)"
Well, that leads to another alternative cunning plan. Negotiate directly with the Greek Government to purchase some of the Dodecanese Islands off the coast of Turkey. Pay the Greek government enough to get out from under their debts and get right with the Euro commission. Same thing. Move the population of Gaza there. If they decide to screw with their neighbors, the nearest neighbors will be Turks. Loads of laughs watching that one play out.
Then bulldoze all the newly empty buildings in Gaza flat. Build beach condos and lease them out to northern Europeans as vacation homes and timeshares. Inshore from the beach build retirement homes and condos for Europeans. Kind of a Florida on the Mediterranean business model. Take the money generated from developing Gaza into a tourist destination and use it to pay off the notes for borrowing to pay the Greeks.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 09:04 AM (PD6iL)
Don't bother with the toy drum. In-laws or grandparents will provide.
You may count upon it, Sir.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 19, 2014 09:06 AM (xq1UY)
331 But isn't the concern that a train set has teeny parts to choke on and such?
Posted by: Bigby's Clapping Hands
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It's a feature. It teaches your kids to not put small things into their throats.
Posted by: Roy at December 19, 2014 08:32 AM (tiOTz)"
And strengthens the breed by culling the ones who can't learn.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 09:11 AM (PD6iL)
Hehe. The guy who favors the forceable removal of people from society because of their sexual orientation thinks I'm a Brownshirt. Ahhh, irony, you never disappoint.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 19, 2014 09:26 AM (avEKX)
Posted by: Shoot Me at December 19, 2014 11:47 AM (EQcfE)
you are a drama queen (or queer) like your faggot friends. I never said to forcibly remove them, after all they were around even when there was no faggot marriage and frankly we were all better off back then, especially florists, bakers and photographers. Conservatives are forced to hide their true belief pretty much anywhere nowadays, I would simply like the same to be applied to your faggot friends.
If you like to be controlled and dictated, fine by me, just do not apply this to others and do not try to pass for someone in favour of freedom of speech because you are an enabler of the worst type of fascism since last's century communism and Nazism.
Probably you think they are going to reward your lapdogging by eating you last like the stupid lamb with the wolves. We all know how that turned out, don't we?
And idiots like you do not understand why Putin has 80% job approval regardless of the ruble sinking and sanctions.
BTW do not expect any more answers from me on this topic since I easily get bored with idiots. I am simply amused when I bring up true pieces of history about oppressive regimes and faggot protectors like you fail to get the parallel with what is happening today but they still answer bringing up ad-hominem and not even an attempt to refute history and reality.
I knew it already. Thanks for playing champ.
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