The Year in Outrage

I just picked on Slate but this is pretty terrific: every social media outrage of 2014.

Including some that weren't really outrages, because, like, they had to fill the whole calendar.

Still, some of those are fun. To mock the social media outrage mongers, Patton Oswald began claiming to have deleted offensive tweets he'd posted. The gag was that he had not posted the allegedly offensive tweets at all.

Previous Tweet very hurtful. Already deleted. @KimKardashian & @JoeBiden are national treasures. As are our Native American friends.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 7, 2014

Meanwhile, from our friends at Free Beacon, here are our friends at MSNBC, bein' silly all 2014.

Posted by: Ace at 05:42 PM

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1 'Sup?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2014 05:43 PM (GSy5R)

2 I could have been first but....*rubs knuckles against chest*...I'm too cool to be first.

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 18, 2014 05:44 PM (uJK1E)

3 I AM OUTRAGED!

In brighter news Motor boating was used ironically in the Horde's corner of twitter

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 18, 2014 05:44 PM (/4AZU)

4 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 18, 2014 05:44 PM (kff5f)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2014 05:45 PM (BPT9g)

6 Regardless, Patton Oswald is a bit of a butt-smear.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2014 05:45 PM (MMC8r)

7 There were so much outrage last year, that we are all out of squirrels

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 18, 2014 05:46 PM (uJK1E)

8 Social media?
Cooter and Facepage?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 18, 2014 05:46 PM (XzRw1)

9 I saw that MANIC clip earlier. That Maddow dude is always good for a laugh..

* I typed MSNBC, but autocucumber changed it. I thought the edit was better, so i left it intact.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2014 05:47 PM (GSy5R)

10 Ace is en fuego!

Posted by: Not the old "en fuego" guy who shouted "en fuego" every time Ace was, in fact, "en fuego" at December 18, 2014 05:47 PM (/jpU8)

11 I hope it includes Slate's various non-outrages like white women belly-dancing Cultural Appropriation!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2014 05:48 PM (ABcz/)

12 That MSNBC compilation is comedy gold. They had so much more material they could have used, though.

Mika needs a compilation of her own.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2014 05:48 PM (FsuaD)

13

Patton Oswalt isn't funny.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 05:49 PM (+cLwS)

14 ARE YOU NOT OUTRAGED?!!!!!

Posted by: Commodus at December 18, 2014 05:50 PM (8ZskC)

15 Say my name!

Posted by: Heisenberg at December 18, 2014 05:50 PM (qnnKk)

16 Regardless, I shall continue to don a large and colorful sombrero on Taco Tuesdays.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (8ZskC)

17 13 Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 18, 2014 05:49 PM (+cLwS)

He's about as funny as athlete's foot....

you'd think he and Chris Rock might wrap their heads around who their allies are...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (/4AZU)

18 In my quest to discover the true Seth Rogen, I just started watching the first, and only, season of Undeclared on Netflix. The guy might actually be truly funny, hard to tell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (2cS/G)

19 Herro!

Yes, evelbody so outlage movie make fun of derightfur reader of Nolth Kolea.

Too much outlage!!!

Now, Sony smerr Kim Jong-un glorious barrs.

Smerr barrs!!!!

Palamount smerr barrs!!!

Plesident Obama smerr barrs!!! of numbel one funboy leadel Kim Jong-un.

Smerr barrs!!!

Posted by: Bim Bong-Bun at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (0cMkb)

20 "ARE YOU NOT OUTRAGED?!!!!!"

YES, I WAM OUTWAGED!!!!

Posted by: Bad Kim Il Jung Ill (whatever) impression at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (/jpU8)

21 Here's Patton explaining the apology tweets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcoWjPTq3bc

He's sick of the outrage BS.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (MNq6o)

22
Smerr barrs!!!

Posted by: Bim Bong-Bun at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM

But first....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2014 05:52 PM (knoK7)

23 21 Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (MNq6o)

Yup...a lot like Chris Rock he hates the people he allies with to elect red retards...

and by "red" I mean Marxist not "Red v Blue"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 18, 2014 05:53 PM (/4AZU)

24 >>> Smerr barrs!!!!

Call my marketing people.

Posted by: Dick Schweddy at December 18, 2014 05:53 PM (qnnKk)

25 But first....

EWE WIII BWOW ME!!!

Posted by: Bad Kim Il Jung Ill (whatever) impression at December 18, 2014 05:54 PM (/jpU8)

26 I had some white outrage, but...i left it out on the counter overnight, and now it smells bad.

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 18, 2014 05:55 PM (uJK1E)

27 and by "red" I mean Marxist not "Red v Blue"

Cut. Jib. Whatever.

Time to retire that dead f**ktards "red/blue" BS. Forever.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 18, 2014 05:55 PM (/jpU8)

28 In my quest to discover the true Seth Rogen, I just started watching the first, and only, season of Undeclared on Netflix. The guy might actually be truly funny, hard to tell.

I'd say early Rogen is funny. But he's not star material, and once he got full of himself, he moves past his freshness date.

A lot like Simon Pegg.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2014 05:56 PM (MMC8r)

29 That Free Bacon movie will have to be pulled!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2014 05:56 PM (W5DcG)

30 I deeply apologize for what I said in the last thread, which Mr O`Spades helpfully and congenially deleted.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2014 05:56 PM (Cq0oW)

31 Just checked some of their entries and....that's a whole lotta silly Progressive outrage. Bet that guy who was just kicked off his college newspaper for his faux #IstandwithLefthandyness could do an excellent job of mocking these.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2014 05:57 PM (ABcz/)

32 There's free bacon?

Why am I always the last to know these things?

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 18, 2014 05:58 PM (/jpU8)

33 Patton Oswalt isn't funny.

*bows head*
Amen.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 18, 2014 05:59 PM (jhqr1)

34 I don't think I have any Native American friends.

Posted by: Gen. George F. Custer at December 18, 2014 05:59 PM (8ZskC)

35 Posted by: Bim Bong-Bun at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (0cMkb)

*shakes Guinness out of laptop*

Destined to take the place of Che Che in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 18, 2014 05:59 PM (0HooB)

36 @27 Time to retire that dead f**ktards "red/blue" BS. Forever.
----------------

It used to be "Right = Blue, Left = Red". For instance, the presidential election map for 1984 showed the entire map as a solid block of blue, except for Mondale's home state (the only state that voted for him). Then in either '88 or '92 (I can't remember which), the media decided that equating the left with the Reds wasn't a good idea, and switched colors.

Posted by: junior at December 18, 2014 06:00 PM (UWFpX)

37
This Slate collaboration is total crap, total bullshit.

Christ Almighty, broad definition of outrage much??
That includes you, Ace.

What's going on at Slate, and what seems to be a trend, is what we used to call passive-aggression: Characterizing other people merely mentioning something amiss as outrage.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 06:00 PM (+cLwS)

38 If it doesn't have "Alyssa Milano breast feeding" outrage, it's not complete. Because apparently there are these straw men out there who condemn Milano's boobies but celebrate Kim Karrashian's bare ass.

Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2014 06:01 PM (OuLBr)

39 We seem to have gotten over those chicks captured by Boko Haram pretty fast.

That's the great thing about perpetual outrage. Important stuff gets buried....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 18, 2014 06:02 PM (AC0lD)

40 Almost every Patton Oswalt joke I've ever seen is about being sad and fat and depressed and short and mopey.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 18, 2014 06:03 PM (ZPrif)

41 If it doesn't have "Alyssa Milano breast feeding" outrage, it's not complete. Because apparently there are these straw men out there who condemn Milano's boobies but celebrate Kim Karrashian's bare ass.

I'm an ass man.

She's got a great ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 18, 2014 06:04 PM (0HooB)

42
Question for Ace:

You wrote several posts about the UVA rape hoax. Would you describe yourself as 'outraged' over the issue?

I'm not gonna believe you if you say yes. Why? Because everyone associates outrage with irrational -- and your coverage of the Rolling Stone rape hoax was rational and calm and based in reason and evidence, wouldn't you agree? Of course you would.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 06:04 PM (+cLwS)

43 It used to be "Right = Blue, Left = Red"

Better Dead than Red in my day.

Oh, and the F**ktard I was referencing was Tim Russert...

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 18, 2014 06:04 PM (/jpU8)

44 Almost every Patton Oswalt joke I've ever seen is about being sad and fat and depressed and short and mopey.

Posted by: Costanza Defense

You forgot dope smoking.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2014 06:04 PM (MNq6o)

45 @39 We seem to have gotten over those chicks captured by Boko Haram pretty fast.
------------------

Don't worry. The President is focused on the important, high priority stuff - like ending benefits to former members of a political system that was destroyed just shy of seventy years ago.

Posted by: junior at December 18, 2014 06:04 PM (UWFpX)

46 >>We seem to have gotten over those chicks captured by Boko Haram pretty fast.

Which ones, the 150 taken yesterday, or the ones taken the week before, or the week before that, or...
Whatever, Hollywood and opportunistic Democrats forgot about 'em a month after they were all tweet-concerned.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2014 06:05 PM (ABcz/)

47 ~~Almost every~~ Patton Oswalt ~~joke I've ever seen~~ is ~~about being~~ sad and fat and depressed and short and mopey.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2014 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

48 >We seem to have gotten over those chicks captured by Boko Haram pretty fast.

#BringBackOurAttentionSpan

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2014 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

49

Patton Oswalt is the Kathy Griffin of comedy if Kathy Griffin was also Louie Anderson.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 06:06 PM (+cLwS)

50 Megyn Kelly on Jimmy Kimmel jokes about all the MSNBC goons in attendance at the WH Christmas party.

She, Bret Baier and Ed Henry were apparently the only Fox attendees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2014 06:06 PM (FsuaD)

51 "Then in either '88 or '92 (I can't remember which), the media decided that equating the left with the Reds wasn't a good idea, and switched colors."

It was '92.

When the desperation by the media to crack twelve straight years of Republican presidents became overwhelming. And when the Bush family's ineptitude had opened a possible window for a Democrat to make it in.

But the Democratic nominee had some questionable items involving his travel to the then-USSR during the Vietnam War, while a student at Oxford University, a traditional and productive recruiting ground for Soviet intelligence agencies. Notably how he could have afforded on a tiny student stipend to stay at the most expensive luxury hotel in Moscow for a couple of days in a row.

Ummmmmmm yeah. Not using red for that guy. Go with blue. To hell with decades of historical precedent on party colors.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2014 06:07 PM (noWW6)

52 #BringBackTheOneHourNewsCycle

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2014 06:07 PM (MNq6o)

53 @50 And here's the damned link I left off.

http://tinyurl.com/n7yn547

dammit

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2014 06:07 PM (FsuaD)

54 Good one, Sooth.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2014 06:08 PM (2cS/G)

55 Because apparently there are these straw men out there
who condemn Milano's boobies but celebrate Kim Karrashian's bare ass.

Cue "I like big butts" music.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2014 06:08 PM (BPT9g)

56
when I hear outrage, I think overreaction

it's a derogatory term

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 06:09 PM (+cLwS)

57 I see nothing but butt hurt and crocodile tears.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2014 06:09 PM (dVmLD)

58 Related: It's been a great day of pissing off nincompoops on facebook discussing Monsanto, central bankers and nerdy scientists wearing shirts showing pictures of women.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 18, 2014 06:11 PM (1Y+hH)

59 I see nothing but butt hurt and crocodile tears.

Posted by: Fritz

Gold, baby! That shit is GOLD!

Posted by: Hollywood agent at December 18, 2014 06:11 PM (MNq6o)

60 when i hear "outrage" i think of antiheroes and crossdessers.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 18, 2014 06:12 PM (Cq0oW)

61 And in honor of last's week's outrage, I hereby nominate "Baby it's cold outside" as the official Christmas song of rape.

http://tinyurl.com/ktsfrjs

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 18, 2014 06:12 PM (AC0lD)

62 Kim Kardashian does have a fairly impressive ass, the problem being that it is connected to one of History's Greatest Monsters.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 18, 2014 06:13 PM (MbqmP)

63 Putin wins Russian Man of the Year for the 15th year in a row!

The excitement of having him be named Russia's Next Topless Model next week is palpable!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 18, 2014 06:13 PM (BZAd3)

64 Did you see the awkward moment Obama had at the Menorah lighting? He called an RI doctor sexy. Ick.

"Now, I just want to be clear, this is not Adam Levine, People
Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive --- although he's a pretty sexy guy," Mr.
Obama told the roughly 550 people in attendance. "This is actually Dr.
Adam Levine, Time's Person of the Year. Along with his compatriots,
Adam, who recently returned from Liberia, has been doing heroic work for
Ebola patients, saving lives."

Dr. Levine's hubby was a little miffed.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2014 06:14 PM (ABcz/)

65 shirts showing pictures of women.

Posted by: Meremortal

You mean the shirts that look like a "slut walk"?

I swear they are all schizophrenic.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2014 06:14 PM (MNq6o)

66 The Year in Outrage

Isn't this, too, the story of Obama...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2014 06:14 PM (lN8KC)

67 Kim Kardashian does have a fairly impressive ass, the problem being that it is connected to one of History's Greatest Monsters.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 18, 2014 06:13 PM (MbqmP)

Jimmy Carter?

Posted by: The Swamp Rabbit at December 18, 2014 06:15 PM (lN8KC)

68 I would love to work my way around Kim K's Ass

Posted by: Peter North at December 18, 2014 06:15 PM (jucos)

69
Is that really Patton Oswald, or one of his many brothers? asking for Phil Coulson.

And indirectly, Nick Fury.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 18, 2014 06:15 PM (VvOZ5)

70 I would love to work my way around Kim K's Ass
Posted by: Peter North at December 18, 2014 06:15 PM (jucos)
(*********
I WOULD LOVE TO WORK MY WAY AROUND KIM K'S ASS?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON, NOW SCREAMING INTO A MEGAPHONE at December 18, 2014 06:16 PM (jucos)

71
62 Kim Kardashian does have a fairly impressive ass, the problem being that it is connected to one of History's Greatest Monsters.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 18, 2014 06:13 PM (MbqmP)

Only when Kanye is in the mood for anal.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 18, 2014 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

72 If I had a son, he'd be outraged. And he'd have an ass like Kim Kardashian... but it would be a boy's ass. The beautiful, noble, ass of a... boy. *gets far away look in his eye as the audience looks around the room at each other*

Posted by: Barry Obama, going off teleprompter at December 18, 2014 06:19 PM (MNq6o)

73 Yeah, torquewrench, isn't it funny how many Dem political figures have had kindly anonymous help like that, and no one has any concerns about it ?
Kinda makes you wonder.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 18, 2014 06:19 PM (OCcU9)

74 The left can blow my two and half- no make that twelve and a half- inch Johnson.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at December 18, 2014 06:19 PM (PG1FL)

75 Say my name!
Posted by: Heisenberg at December 18, 2014 05:50 PM (qnnKk)

I might, but I'm uncertain

Posted by: Secundus at December 18, 2014 06:19 PM (lZ1M5)

76 We seem to have gotten over those chicks captured by Boko Haram pretty fast.

That's the great thing about perpetual outrage. Important stuff gets buried....

'Tis the Information Age.

Just sifting through all of it is a chore and most of it's bullshit anyway. Still, you have to read it to find out which is which and filter out the stuff that doesn't affect you.

Then run that through the Give-a-Shitometer.

And they wonder why we drink...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 18, 2014 06:20 PM (0HooB)

77 I hope Kim Jong Un hates that MSNBC clip.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2014 06:20 PM (9sMMW)

78 Ha!

THE US INVESTIGATION into the recent hacking attack at Sony
Pictures Entertainment has turned up evidence that does not point to
North Korea as the 'sole entity' in the case, but rather, raises the
possibility that Iran, China or Russia may have been involved, an
intelligence source tells Fox News.

Smells like someone's been Putin in here.

Posted by: Barry Obama, going off teleprompter at December 18, 2014 06:22 PM (MNq6o)

79
When Bill O'Reilly rightly pointed out, in detail, the Left's "war" on Christmas, the Left quickly dismissed O'Reilly as a crank with a vivid imagination.

The Left assured everyone there was no war on Christmas and Bill O'Reilly was crazy for suggesting so, and anyone who beleives O'Reilly (or watches Fox News) is also crazy...and stupid. The Left's dismissive response was so effective, that the phrase war on Christmas said in a sarcastic tone become a popular laugh-line to lots of "jokes."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 06:23 PM (+cLwS)

80 Life is good in Capital City. Get one of them high-falutin' soccer stadiums like all those fancy european cites have.
---
D.C. council unanimously approves $183m for United, in largest MLS stadium subsidy ever
http://tinyurl.com/oz52llb

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 18, 2014 06:23 PM (ZPrif)

81 Kim Kardashian does have a fairly impressive ass, the problem being that it is connected to one of History's Greatest Monsters.

Her father?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2014 06:23 PM (W5DcG)

82 Hey, Ace, don't know if you read dead threads or not, but wanted to say I really loved your posts today. The Byron York piece on Cruz was spot-on and your posts about the #SonyHack fall-out including Greta's nonsense were really good. Thanks

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 18, 2014 06:25 PM (rldyO)

83 D.C. council unanimously approves $183m for United, in largest MLS stadium subsidy ever
http://tinyurl.com/oz52llb
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 18, 2014 06:23 PM (ZPrif)
*******
And you Anglos will never see the inside.

Posted by: Pablo at December 18, 2014 06:25 PM (jucos)

84 never see the inside.
Posted by: Pablo at December 18, 2014 06:25 PM (jucos)

Mostly by choice.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 18, 2014 06:28 PM (z/Ubi)

85 I made that sign and I'm offended that you're offended!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Calvin & Hobbes Critic ... at December 18, 2014 06:28 PM (P+IZm)

86 But for Al Sharpton's internet excerpts of his War With Teleprompters, that clip is the longest segment of NBC material I've seen this year.

There's still two weeks in the year, but that record will stand.

Well done, Free Beacon. (I would like to see more Hillary! walker stories, however.)

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (1CroS)

87 And you Anglos will never see the inside.

That's OK, we have our hockey to keep us warm.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (0HooB)

88 I said it on a dead thread but I think it is weird that London air traffic control loses power on December 12, the White House loses power on December 15, and the Sony hack was December 9.

Iran never discovered Stuxnet. Russia did when it came through to them

Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

89 Posted by: Aslan's Girl

Kiss-ass.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (9sMMW)

90 Fresh from hacking Sony, the Russki hackers are after.... AoS?

Posted by: Secundus at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (lZ1M5)

91 Linda you BITCH

Posted by: Pablo at December 18, 2014 06:30 PM (jucos)

92 America's new pastime: Knifing unpopular MLS referees.

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 18, 2014 06:30 PM (XzRw1)

93 Are there any rising national Democrats who aren't proud hard-left socialists these days?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (ZPrif)

94 And you Anglos will never see the inside.
Posted by: Pablo

Neither will you at those ticket prices. Now get your hedge clippers!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (BPT9g)

95
You mean the shirts that look like a "slut walk"?

I swear they are all schizophrenic.
Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2014 06:14 PM (MNq6o)

I posted the Breitbart article about ISIS killing 150 women and girls for refusing jihad marriage on facebutt today, added the 37 million young girls who have been mutilated over the past 10 years, and Boko Haram, and honor killings, and then said...

"But let's save our outrage for some nerdy scientist wearing a shirt with pictures of women on it."

It got one postive comment, 2 likes and nothing else so far.

The silence speaks volumes.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (1Y+hH)

96 SJW no longer abbreviates what you think it does, because patriarchy.

Now it is an acronym for Social Justice Wimmin. Suck it sandwich munchers!

Posted by: All Sex Is Rape at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (Txwwy)

97 Fresh from hacking Sony, the Russki hackers are after.... AoS?
Posted by: Secundus at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (lZ1M5)
*******
Vat are you talking abouttt?

Posted by: Svetlana at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (jucos)

98 Kiss-ass.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (9sMMW)

Heh. I knew someone would say that. But, see, I always come to Ace late in the day when all or most of the threads are already dead. And I really enjoyed his posts today (really all his posts on the #SonyHack have been good).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (rldyO)

99 Posted by: Bim Bong-Bun at December 18, 2014 05:51 PM (0cMkb)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Ron Ribbentrop of the National Bocialist Party at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

100 Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2014 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

That is an interesting set of coincidences.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 18, 2014 06:32 PM (1Y+hH)

101 Now it is an acronym for Social Justice Wimmin. Suck it sandwich munchers!
Posted by: All Sex Is Rape at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (Txwwy)

Silly Juvenile Weenies

Posted by: Secundus at December 18, 2014 06:33 PM (lZ1M5)

102 Heh. So Jackie's weird catfishing emails were stolen from Dawson's Creek. That's ... odd.
The Daily Caller @DailyCaller
Did UVA Student Plagiarize 'Dawson's Creek' In Love Letter To Friend? trib.al/Ju9pXbN

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 18, 2014 06:33 PM (ZPrif)

103 Are there any rising national Democrats who aren't proud hard-left socialists these days?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 18, 2014 06:31 PM (ZPrif)
*********
There is that one dude from IN..... Seems sane. Evan Bayh I think

Posted by: Svetlana at December 18, 2014 06:33 PM (jucos)

104 Kapersky in Russia discovered Stuxnet when it affected a Russian nuke power plant

My money is on Russia

Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2014 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

105 Anyone know where I can get an Escort?

Or maybe a Tempo?

Posted by: unclear on the concept at December 18, 2014 06:33 PM (uXMjp)

106 "We seem to have gotten over those chicks captured by Boko Haram pretty fast."

And that Ebola. Is that still a thing? Apparently, someone found the cure and it's like the common cold now, only more harmless.

Posted by: Ebola-Free AnonymousDrivel at December 18, 2014 06:34 PM (1CroS)

107 I'm outrageously outraged every day...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 18, 2014 06:34 PM (Bn6aD)

108 I AM JEWISH IN MY SOUL???

Posted by: AL SHARPIE at December 18, 2014 06:34 PM (JdEZJ)

109
#StopTheHateNorthKorea!!

Posted by: The State Department at December 18, 2014 06:35 PM (9sMMW)

110 Anyone know where I can get an Escort?

Or maybe a Tempo?
Posted by: unclear on the concept at December 18, 2014 06:33 PM (uXMjp)
**********
Hellloooooo sailor....

Posted by: Svetlana at December 18, 2014 06:35 PM (jucos)

111 @106 Anyone know where I can get an Escort?

Or maybe a Tempo?
---------------------

You could try the Mustang Ranch.

Posted by: junior at December 18, 2014 06:36 PM (UWFpX)

112 Posted by: Pablo at December 18, 2014 06:25 PM (jucos)
===============================

Since DC has no money or taxpayers, this is sort of aspirational and subject to His Imperial Majesty appropriating money from the Education Department budget or some such shit.

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at December 18, 2014 06:36 PM (Txwwy)

113
Fresh from hacking Sony, the Russki hackers are after.... AoS?

I have it narrowed down to a people with the names of Vlad, Sergi, or Natasha.

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 18, 2014 06:37 PM (XzRw1)

114 80: they have been working to get that stadium for years. They've finally greased the right set of palms to get it.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 18, 2014 06:38 PM (20X6f)

115 THE IRS WILL HAVE TO SHUT DOWN???

WHOOPIE!

Posted by: AL SHARPIE at December 18, 2014 06:38 PM (JdEZJ)

116 I have it narrowed down to a people with the names of Vlad, Sergi, or Natasha.

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 18, 2014 06:37 PM (XzRw1)

That name has been denounced as homophobic. He is now known as Seralternativelifestlyle.

Posted by: Secundus at December 18, 2014 06:39 PM (lZ1M5)

117 I have it narrowed down to a people with the names of Vlad, Sergi, or Natasha.

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 18, 2014 06:37 PM (XzRw1)
*******
This is for you........

*get it?*

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 18, 2014 06:40 PM (jucos)

118 The Left fucks up everything.

There actually *are* things out there that are outrageous...and not in a good way.
But now, because the Left has made 'outrage' into a grievance industry, the real outrages out there are being overlooked.

We need a new word to replace 'outrage'.
Because the Left has turned 'outrage' into 'pout-rage'.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2014 06:40 PM (Dlofw)

119 114
Fresh from hacking Sony, the Russki hackers are after.... AoS?

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 18, 2014 06:37 PM (XzRw1)

Well, they're going about it the right way, tempting us with escort girls.

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2014 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

120

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Gen. Von Manstein, commanding relief force, begs Paulus to attempt escape from trap of city: "It's now or never- save the 6th Army!"

Posted by: toby928(C) is keeping a list at December 18, 2014 06:40 PM (rwI+c)

121 Posted by: Linda

That's what SpongeBob wants for Christmas.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at December 18, 2014 06:41 PM (zauWW)

122 >>We need a new word to replace 'outrage'.

Butt-hurt? Sandy vagina?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2014 06:42 PM (ABcz/)

123 Butt-hurt? Sandy vagina?

Posted by: Lizzy

Sandvaginal.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at December 18, 2014 06:44 PM (H/s7S)

124 123 >>We need a new word to replace 'outrage'.

SHOUTRAGE!!!

Posted by: AL SHARPIE at December 18, 2014 06:45 PM (JdEZJ)

125 If DC legalizes pot I think I can get that soccer stadium done for them. Also maybe hash. Yes, definitely legalize hash. And toot. Cause I got some white line fever!

Keep on chooglin amigos.

Posted by: Emperor Barack I, the Magnifico at December 18, 2014 06:47 PM (Txwwy)

126 tap tap tap

IS THIS THING ON???

Posted by: AL SHARPIE at December 18, 2014 06:48 PM (JdEZJ)

127 Nood.

Posted by: Rubber-banded Baby Lamb at December 18, 2014 06:51 PM (0NdlF)

128 Patton Oswald was funny in RENO 911.

Posted by: otho at December 18, 2014 06:51 PM (tBSrv)

129 125 123 ...SHOUTRAGE!!!

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That's actually pretty good.

DRAMArage.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2014 06:52 PM (Dlofw)

130 41

I'm an ass man.

She's got a great ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 18, 2014 06:04 PM (0HooB)

SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS?

Posted by: Al Pacino at December 18, 2014 06:53 PM (bHnlE)

131
If you think I'm a jerk...

When we were kids, every time my father would do something stupid that would upset my mother, my father's first reaction was Alright, don't get excited. Or he'd say Alright, don't get nervous.

Turning the tables or simply legitimizing someone's righteous anger is a very very old ploy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 06:53 PM (+cLwS)

132 I wonder if the guy Jackie was obsessing over is now feeling a whole, huge relief that he never tapped that. She seems to have "bunny boiler" written all over.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 18, 2014 06:58 PM (Opyrm)

133 Will one of you moronettes reach for something in the top of my pantry? But only if you're black.

I hope (for realz) that I never actually meet FLOTUS, because I'm afraid I'd slip up and call her Mooch. Prolly get knee-capped by the secret service.

I'd yell, "Avenge me, Moron Horde!" as I fell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2014 07:02 PM (FsuaD)

134 Isn't there a thing in China called The Year of the Hurr Durr?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2014 07:40 PM (oFCZn)

135 Everyone should go to Amazon and buy the last copies of "Team America"

Posted by: Jack at December 18, 2014 07:59 PM (XhzTz)

136 I'm outraged that paste only comes in vanilla.

Can you imagine strawberry paste? mmmmmmm tasty.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2014 08:25 PM (WGm5T)

137 Hey! HEY!

I put some of this red stuff I found in the kitchen cabinet. Red Food something and it makes paste red. I close my eyes and it's strawberries for my tongue.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2014 08:27 PM (WGm5T)

138 Back to Cuba cuz I missed all the fun.

The Marines could save some commute time if they built the embassy at Guantanamo.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Hank at December 18, 2014 10:11 PM (6dMpK)

139 The Year of Outrage
A horse spooks at an ATV, how to stop the hose from spooking?
You must desensitize the horse to ATV's, first you place the horse in a safe place, then you bombard the horse with constant exposure to an ATV until you finally are delivering hay and feed on the ATV which soon has the horse following ATV's looking for a meal.
A Horse becomes worn out and tired from the constant Drama and excitement, fear of the ATV and becomes tired and then numb to the effects, finally chasing after the threat for gratification from the feed.
The same goes for constant news and reports of outrage, terror attacks and other drama on humans.
We become tired, bored and numb, soon chasing the stories and reports looking for gratification in comments and tweets.
I hear of the most horrible of terror attacks now and police brutality, race hate and go Ho Hum, who cares.
I write my comments for gratification and to say Hey, I'm here!
Then move on to the next boring tired outrage.
I find I'm spending more time with my horses though so that is a good thing.

Posted by: Obsidian at December 20, 2014 11:12 AM (+1dTh)

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