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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Overnight Open Thread (12-17-2014)"When I started playing Bond it became apparent, in 1977, that I would have to leave the UK if I wasn't to pay ninety-eight per cent tax on my salary: an actor's life in the spotlight is short, so we need to look after our pennies, and that's why I decamped to Switzerland with its lovely snow-capped tax benefits." Dishonest Politifact Announces Its Lie of the Year: Claims About the Threat of Ebola Only they actually aren't a lie and in fact are generally true. So here are some examples of their choice of 'lie' of the year: Fox News analyst George Will claimed Ebola could be spread into the general population through a sneeze or a cough, saying the conventional wisdom that Ebola spreads only through direct contact with bodily fluids was wrong. Except that as Patterico points out that the CDC published this poster in October which makes the very same claim that George Will was making: And in regards to Rand's statement of opinion about Ebola Patterico makes this note: Looking at it another way, "at least anecdotally" (and, let's face it: fact-checkers around the globe universally agree that anecdotal evidence is the Gold Standard for fact-checking), one might anecdotally observe that health-care workers who believed they were taking every precaution and yet inexplicably ended up contracting the disease might come away from that experience saying: gee, it seems like Ebola is easier to catch than I realized!! Why, one might even call it "incredibly contagious" or "easy to catch"! Because if Paul's statement were in fact truly false, then there would absolutely no reason to wear these kinds of suits when working with ebola patients. Meanwhile Don Surber points out the REAL lie of the year which alone has caused untold amounts of national harm: The lie of the year is Dorian Johnson's statement to Wolf Blitzer about the shooting and death of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, last August: "I saw the officer proceeding after my friend Big Mike with his gun drawn, and he fired a second shot and that struck my friend Big Mike. And at that time, he turned around with his hands up, beginning to tell the officer that he was unarmed and to tell him to stop shooting. But at that time, the officer firing several more shots into my friend, and he hit the ground and died."
No Free Speech at Marquette University The campus Cultural Revolutionaries have now made discussion of forbidden topics and disagreement a crime. And a crime to be dealt with via a Kafkaesque mockery of due process. Marquette University, the Jesuit school in Milwaukee, has shot itself in the foot again. Weeks ago in a "Theory of Ethics" class, philosophy instructor Cheryl Abbate listed several possible topics of discussion, but said one of them -gay marriage-could not be addressed because any opposition argument would offend homosexual students, and besides society has already agreed that gays can marry. This is a strong pattern for the campus left: topics they want to talk about (e.g., the Keystone pipeline, abolishing fraternities) are discussed endlessly, even in classes where the topics have little or no relevance. But topics they don'twant discussed are banned as "already settled" or as harassment. I used to think of universities as loony playgrounds for a few professors (while most did actual work) that ultimately had little impact on the rest of society. But now the toxic insanity is spreading outside of its campus incubators and so I'm now actively rooting for the downfall of modern universities - which is sad because I love learning and intellectual pursuits and hate to see it get torn down along with the circus of dangerous fools that most campuses have become. Do Voters Actually Hate Gridlock? Voters are tired of a dysfunctional Washington and want leaders who can make the government work. But Moe Lane says no way: ...and yet, every trend in American politics since November 5th, 2008 has been in support of a dysfunctional Washington. I know that the Beltway hates hearing this, but the voters keep telling us at the ballot box that they never want to see the horrors of the 111th Congress - the mutant, deranged poster-child for 'functional' government - ever again. That's why we flipped the House in 2010, and the Senate in 2014. That's why we took so many governorships in 2010 and managed to keep them in 2014. Meet Bill Nye The Anti-Science Guy I've never been a fan of Bill Nye "the Science Guy." Partly it's because I'm from a different generation. I grew up with Isaac Asimov and Carl Sagan as my introduction to science, and Nye always struck me as a cheap substitute. I find something condescending in his hyperkinetic manner, as if science couldn't actually be interesting and exciting in its own right, as if it could only be interesting if the guy trying to explain it to us is bouncing off the walls. It all seems like Science for People with Attention Deficit Disorder. So you get travesties like Bill Nye supposedly explaining evolution using emojis. It's as dumb as it sounds, which is a shame given how important the theory of evolution is. Nye was a little after my time and I've never been a fan of his frenetic style either. Which as Tracinski points out seems to reflect a lack of faith on Nye's part that science is interesting by itself. And then you have the lecturing... Apparently Enjoying the 'You Had One Job' Meme Means You're A Bad Person Now And guilty of classism and privilege. Of course, if you laughed at that little sight, you're probably a bad person. At the very least, you're engaging in some "casual classism." Here's Bovy: A-10s are now back in the fight. Again. 'Carry That Weight' Activists Get Fined For Dumping Mattresses This is supposed to be an outrage or something but last I checked dumping soiled mattresses on someone's front door was considered harassment and likely to get you charged with littering among other charges. In October, Carry That Weight activists - who are helping Columbia University student Emma Sulkowicz carry a mattress similar to the one on which she was raped in order to bring attention to the university's negligence of rape victims - staged a protest in which they left 28 mattresses at the doorstep of university President Lee Bollinger, one for each of the students who had signed a Title IX complaint against the university. In a breathtaking and unintentionally meaningful move, the university promptly threw the 28 mattresses in a dumpster and fined the activists $471 for damaging the mattresses. Guns and the 1965 Boy's Life Ads Ignore the snark about shooting stuff and marvel over what boy's magazines used to look like. What I remember most about reading Boy's Life occasionally in the middle to late 70s was that its blend of articles on shooting/hunting/sports, biographies, history, stupid jokes, and a bit of man etiquette along with self-improvement was precisely tuned to the exact things that boys would be interested in reading about. I don't think anything like that exists today. Can you tell the difference? The Group knows what you did. Tonight's post brought to you by today you are a man: Notice: Posted by implicit permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 17, 2014 10:39 PM (5kNXS) 2
The Bravest Woman in Afghanistan
While Feminists in the West consider screeching on Tumblr against 'microaggressions,' women elsewhere in the world have to stand up against real repression against women. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=7593 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 17, 2014 10:39 PM (lN8KC) 3
It's real and it's spectacular!
Posted by: no good deed at December 17, 2014 10:39 PM (w3a0Z) 4
Well I'll be...posting the bad 80's song links worked...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 10:39 PM (6fyGz) 5
Hey, where all the white wimmen at?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 17, 2014 10:39 PM (MPK82) 6
12 Posts of Christmas, 2014 (Day 5)
Girls und Panzer Abridged: The Christmas Special. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=7598 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 17, 2014 10:40 PM (lN8KC) 7
Bwahaha!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 17, 2014 10:40 PM (z2f1n) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 10:40 PM (cAlVr) 9
Yo....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 10:40 PM (k/VEz) Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2014 10:41 PM (MDgS8) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 10:41 PM (k/VEz) 12
So getting a typewriter means you're a man? 1000 monkeys writing Shakespeare have new meaning in their lives.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2014 10:42 PM (MPK82) 13
We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House
Posted by: John McCain at December 17, 2014 10:43 PM (8LTOS) Posted by: Ogre at December 17, 2014 10:43 PM (lN8KC) 15
Sleep study tonight, what a PITA.
New pic of Son of Crank @conservativecra on teh Twitter. Stay frosty morons. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 17, 2014 10:43 PM (jL6GL) 16
The first issue of Boy's Life I received after joining the Scouts featured OJ Simpson on the cover. For the next four or five years I loved getting new issues, mostly for the stoopid jokes section. From a very young age I gravitated toward the trivial. Not much has changed.
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 17, 2014 10:43 PM (zfw24) 17
Bill Nye, Nazi wannabe,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2014 10:44 PM (MPK82) 18
Nothing beats that new thread smell.
Posted by: Peyton Manning at December 17, 2014 10:44 PM (bXdYS) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 10:44 PM (GEICT) 20
Clearly these college students are not being assigned enough work if they have lots of time to lug mattresses around campus and repeatedly dump them on the front doors of people who offended them..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2014 10:44 PM (Dj3AB) 21
Free Speech at Marquette U scares the hell outa me.
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 10:45 PM (dF7zr) 22
Bill Nye is a fart-sniffing poopy-head. I'm smarter than this guy. And I ain't all that smart.
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 17, 2014 10:46 PM (zfw24) 23
ugh
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 10:46 PM (Fnfhn) 24
Evening, Horde.
Guess I'll commence to burn the last of my "contraband" in the olde humidor. Last few sticks have been in there a full decade, and are in absolutely perfect condition. They'll go well with breaking the seal on a bottle of Rebecca's Creek Bourbon. So, once again, the Feckless Fcukwad in D.C. stomps on the lives and sacrifices of those who fought and died for freedom. Nothing is sacred, and just simply won't be again, until January 2017. And that's only if we're spectacularly lucky and blessed. No, I'm not a cynic. Just an Optimist with Experience. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2014 10:46 PM (RzZOc) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 10:46 PM (8v9fw) 26
Those who abuse the term "denier" should understand that they are making it that much easier for Holocaust deniers to ply their trade.
Desensitisation. It works all ways. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 10:46 PM (AVEe1) 27
So you get travesties like Bill Nye
I read that as "transvestites". Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 10:46 PM (Dw98+) 28
21: Shut down Maquette NOW. Fuck them.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 17, 2014 10:47 PM (ucDmr) 29
Bill Nye is a poseur.
Posted by: Zombie Mr. Wizard at December 17, 2014 10:47 PM (lN8KC) 30
Howdy, y'all!
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2014 10:47 PM (T1005) 31
Miss me yet?
Posted by: King George III at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (8LTOS) 32
The fact t6hat Smith Corona used a Bible quote is almost as indicative of how old the picture is as the typewriter. I'm sure daring referencie the Bible today would be considered microaggression.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (Dj3AB) 33
Sweet dream, Horde. May the hobos die quietly and sauté wonderfully.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (u82oZ) 34
Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 10:44 PM (GEICT) Youngest Son. I got him a new phone, had to go pick it up last night cause I was sleeping when the FedEx guy came by, but I didn't take it to him today. He can wait until tomorrow. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (6fyGz) 35
andycanuck: hah, me too at first.
That's the HQ for you. Only thing that's missing is a Thai translation Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (AVEe1) 36
Hey oh, you mind if we borrow those mattresses?
Posted by: the warring Corleone family at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (qfd4W) 37
Roger Moore. It was tough to follow Connery but I've always liked the guy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (k/VEz) 38
Is Bill Nye an Ebola droplet denier?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (W5DcG) 39
Wish I could bail to Switzerland and avoid Obamamerica.
Posted by: Truth at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (WQ7Wn) 40
My director, Bill Lumbergh, has decided that our coverage for the holidays is going to be too thin and so I need to ah go ahead and come in next week, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (rwI+c) 41
Youngest Son. I got him a new phone, had to go pick it up last night cause I was sleeping when the FedEx guy came by, but I didn't take it to him today. He can wait until tomorrow.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 10:48 PM (6fyGz) How totally unthoughtful of you. Sheesh. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (GEICT) 42
The first issue of Boy's Life I received after joining the Scouts featured OJ Simpson on the cover. Fun Fact: OJ was the studio's first choice to play The Terminator, but James Cameron thought that OJ wouldn't be believable as a killer....... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (8v9fw) 43
(posted in previous thread) The one thing nobody is saying about this movie that the North Koreans got purged is that it looked terrible. The ads for it weren't even funny. They should have left it alone and the movie would have died the old fashion way, by losing money.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (Abt0S) 44
Fidel promised to teach me how to pitch. Reggie only lets me catch
Posted by: King Putt at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (8LTOS) 45
Calling an AGW skeptic a 'climate denier' is like calling someone who does not believe in Communism an 'economics denier'. Because like, economics happens, dude.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (gYAkw) Posted by: toby928(C) at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (rwI+c) 47
As an expert in all things as ordained by my years of education in completely different stuff. I now give my expert opinion on something I have no experiance or schooling but my Ivy gives me gravitas to the LIV. So bow to my power to shape how your lives are described and regulated.
Posted by: Fact Checker at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (V8aMM) 48
Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 10:44 PM (GEICT) North Korea, apparently. Saw this earlier - (paraphrased) 800 billion for Homeland Security and we can't protect a Seth Rogan movie from Nork sleeper cells. Posted by: Thrawn at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (Oo0Xc) 49
Evening horde. Princess had her dance recital today - 12 kids all 3-5 years old running around like 3-5 years olds for an hour. To music. I loved every second of it.
And not just because it wasn't my responsibility to keep the little monsters under control and as focused as a 4 year old can be. Posted by: DC in River City at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (e+1S5) 50
Hey RK, just a joyous afternoon in the office arguing with people. Fucking cars, fucking people, fucking people & cars.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (cAlVr) Posted by: Blanco BASICs at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (ynfKu) 52
Also wish I could throw a rancid pie in Boehner's orange face
Posted by: Truth at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (WQ7Wn) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (W5DcG) 54
My director, Bill Lumbergh, has decided that our coverage for the holidays is going to be too thin and so I need to ah go ahead and come in next week, kay.
Oh man, toby, that blows balls. Do you get paid or are you losing vacation time? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 10:51 PM (AVEe1) 55
I've seen that mattress before! I was at Lena Dunhams one night right after band camp. There were all these frat boys from Canada, you wouldn't know them.
Posted by: Jackie at December 17, 2014 10:51 PM (bXdYS) 56
Apparently Enjoying the 'You Had One Job' Meme Means You're A Bad Person Now
Why hasn't the privilege of users of this hashtag been called out? I'm a bad person. #FYNQ Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2014 10:51 PM (+UU/p) 57
Bill Nye isn't a scientist, but he plays one on TV.
Scientists, true scientists, do not do what he does, do not say what he says, and do not think what he thinks. He is just a creepy little fuck. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 10:51 PM (MQEz6) 58
Carl Sagan? The stoner? Hmm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 10:51 PM (kgisg) 59
From that Daisy ad above:
"She's almost as good as Dad and me." UT-oh. Incoming feminist rage in 4...3... Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 10:51 PM (1Y+hH) 60
North Korea, apparently.
Saw this earlier - (paraphrased) 800 billion for Homeland Security and we can't protect a Seth Rogan movie from Nork sleeper cells. Posted by: Thrawn at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (Oo0Xc) They probably thought "who the hell would steal a Rogen movie?" Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 10:52 PM (GEICT) 61
North Korea has the third largest, third best cyber hacking department globally, and they had to sub contract their Sony hack to some unknown hacker who lives in his mom's basement?
Doesn't add up. Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 10:52 PM (dF7zr) 62
You must have been pretty horny then, Misanthropic Humanitarian!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 10:52 PM (Dw98+) 63
The ebola thing, thank God, turned out to be not much more than a scare here in the US. But, those who seek to dismiss it as some kind of Teahadist conspiracy theory are fucking stupid. Ebola is a truly terrifying virus. Whether it's transmitted via fluids, aerosol or airborne in the end means little. How many snotty doorknobs do we touch every day? Not a germ-o-phobe, but I do steer clear of strangers sneezing and coughing wetly around me as I wander through society.
Still trying to talk my bride into moving to Fairbanks with me. But, alas, she like the fairly temperate Colorado climate. Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 17, 2014 10:52 PM (zfw24) 64
You should seem my Boy's Life mags from the mid 50's. Even more interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 10:52 PM (kgisg) 65
Bill Nye is the type of guy who would gladly drop the Zyclon B cannisters into our internment showers. Despicable to his core
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (jucos) 66
"which is sad because I love learning and intellectual pursuits and hate
to see it get torn down along with the circus of dangerous fools that most campuses have become." Learning and intellectual pursuits are fine and are not going away even if universities are decimated tomorrow. Realistically, governments should only help fund the STEM subjects and leave everything else to the free market. High school children should be steered into trades and work placement programs designed by business and industry. Those students interested in the STEM subjects should be encouraged to go to university. For the rest of the children, let the free market decide what an English degree is really worth. Back to studying...math. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (AC0lD) 67
"We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up."
And, did you see the memo about the TPS Reports? We're putting cover sheets on them now. So, if you could go ahead and do that, that would be great. I'll make sure you get the memo again. Ummkay. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (k/VEz) 68
Democrats breathe sigh of relief at discovery of new voter pool:
http://tinyurl.com/l84xuhm Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (AVEe1) 69
*wanders through thread cluelessly in assless chaps, carrying a bottle of vodka, steel wool, and some lotion"
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (RubNX) 70
28 21: Shut down Maquette NOW. Fuck them.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 17, 2014 I knew this was coming. Big segment a few weeks ago about this on Belling. I wouldn't be surprised if a few more profs get suspended as well who backed McAdams. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (cAlVr) 71
Everyone used to think I was 'the creepy guy' who looked up little girl's dresses with shoe mirrors. Boy, were they wrong, right?!
Posted by: Roman Polanski, Professor of Butt Rape Science at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (HKvMD) 72
Do you get paid or are you losing vacation time?
I'm salaried. As long as I get the fat check every two weeks I'm owned. I'm sure we will short day Christmas Eve and I'll work from the house Christmas Day at need. It could be worse. Posted by: toby928(C) at December 17, 2014 10:54 PM (rwI+c) 73
65 Bill Nye is the type of guy who would gladly drop the Zyclon B cannisters into our internment showers. Despicable to his core
------------ Prussic acid is like, science, man. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2014 10:54 PM (MPK82) 74
Regarding the "You had one job" meme. So now we aren't allowed to note that some people screw up in hilarious ways?
The political correctness police and outrage army are made up of humorless, annoying creeps. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 10:54 PM (2pq7O) 75
Well I bet Ascension is going to be at least a limited series. And the XO has Andy Weir's Martian ace'd on title of loneliest man in the universe.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 10:54 PM (UtvsI) 76
Wish I could find out what the Obamaians have on Boehner
Posted by: Truth at December 17, 2014 10:54 PM (WQ7Wn) 77
Back to studying...math.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (AC0lD) yeah...I need to do that... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (6fyGz) 78
Bill Nye isn't a scientist, but he plays one on TV.
Scientists, true scientists, do not do what he does, do not say what he says, and do not think what he thinks. He is just a creepy little fuck. Posted by: eman ------------- Nye has a Masters degree in..., mechanical engineering. I'm not denigrating that, but it isn't the stuff that an iconic scientist is made of. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (kgisg) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (k/VEz) 80
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Sleep study tonight, what a PITA. New pic of Son of Crank @conservativecra on teh Twitter. Stay frosty morons. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 17, 2014 10:43 PM (jL6GL) My first sleep study was a revelation that lead to drastic improvements in my life. Let's see how long you spend singing the PITA song. And SoC is adorable, as usual -- though this shot looks like he's ready to join in with the online snark. Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (T1005) Posted by: The Mayo Hat at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (lN8KC) 82
69 *wanders through thread cluelessly in assless chaps, carrying a bottle of vodka, steel wool, and some lotion"
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (RubNX) And numerically apt as well. Golf clap. Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (zfw24) 83
Back to studying...math.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 17, 2014 10:53 PM (AC0lD) yeah...I need to do that... Posted by: GGE ---------------- 2+2 = 5 There. Posted by: Neal Grassy Tiresome at December 17, 2014 10:56 PM (kgisg) 84
in 1983 I got that brand of typewriter as a graduation present. I kept it until I flunked out of college the first time.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2014 10:56 PM (t//F+) 85
wanders through thread cluelessly in assless chaps
better put a kilt over that for the book-thread just sayin' Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 10:56 PM (AVEe1) 86
Sagan's brain kinda stiffened up towards the latter part of his career. James Burke still can run circles around most folks.
Posted by: SarahW at December 17, 2014 10:56 PM (Lbv/k) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (cAlVr) 88
"wanders through thread cluelessly in assless chaps, carrying a bottle of vodka, steel wool, and some lotion"
Sounds like you're looking for trouble, cowboy. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (k/VEz) 89
Frank Davis Marshall raised me to ne a tinpot dictator anf I only got to be president
Posted by: King Putt at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (8LTOS) 90
I had a sleep study done once. You would think that a "Sleep Clinic" would have comfortable beds but no! Mine was like a 30 year old straw pallet from some flophouse.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (rwI+c) 91
All you wanted to know about "I can't breathe" T-shirts linked, ironically enough, in my sock.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (Dw98+) Posted by: Neal Grassy Tiresome at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (kgisg) 93
What is wrong with this country?
That movie should be showing everywhere with a big middle finger on the marquee outside. We don't have to watch the crud, just buy tickets, eat popcorn in the lobby and shout USA! USA! If I was President a message would go through backchannels to NK. "Cool it or I'll put out the few pitiful lights you have now." Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (1Y+hH) 94
Would love nothing more, cthulhu, than for my boy to grow up moral and strong and fierce in his love of God and country.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (jL6GL) 95
And I get a big kick out of it every time some liberal from the entertainment industry gets castigated for saying "the wrong thing".
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 10:58 PM (2pq7O) 96
Scotch and soda tonight. I really don't know why. I have perfectly good bourbon in the cabinet.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 10:58 PM (6fyGz) 97
We are going to ruin Cuba with Lowes and fast food!
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 17, 2014 10:58 PM (IvTw6) Posted by: The Political Hat at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (lN8KC) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (ynfKu) 100
Do Tablets use Smart Phone OS?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (wVBo0) 101
I love typewriters.
I play jazz once a week in a local night club that displays about a hundred of them. It is a classy place in the Hearst building. Cocktails are spendy. Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (JgC5a) 102
Cheers, MH.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (Dw98+) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (k/VEz) 104
Today I bought a Harley Sportster Custom 1200 and tonight I've got my feet up in front of a roaring fire enjoying a beer. Life is good.
Posted by: Sir Robin's Brave Wife at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (KAmzK) 105
wanders through thread cluelessly in assless chaps, carrying a bottle of vodka, steel wool, and some lotion">>>
If you add a set of jumper cables a 12 volt battery and some wood you have an emergency fire starting kit. The assless chaps only adding to ambiance. Posted by: Swatara at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (V8aMM) Posted by: Dijonnaise at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (qfd4W) 107
I'd say I'd stop giving to my alma mater, but I stopped doing that 25 years ago.
Marquette is about as Catholic as Georgetown is; which is to say, not very Catholic at all, although it has a lovely church on the premises. I'm not surprised in the slightest by their actions. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (+XMAD) Posted by: shredded chi at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (0iCYP) 109
40: I work Christmas eve, Christmas day, and the day after so I understand (12 hour midshifts). Christmas will be a working one this year. My paycheck will be a good though.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (Abt0S) 110
Roger Moore. It was tough to follow Connery but I've always liked the guy. He's a Saint. Now that was a good show. I've looked around to find streamoing episodes but came up empty so far. Posted by: free tibet, etc. at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (lAXNl) 111
Nye has a Masters degree in..., mechanical engineering. I'm not denigrating that, but it isn't the stuff that an iconic scientist is made of.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17 obviously he failed the model input class Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (cAlVr) 112
78 Bill Nye isn't a scientist, but he plays one on TV.
Scientists, true scientists, do not do what he does, do not say what he says, and do not think what he thinks. He is just a creepy little fuck. Posted by: eman ------------- Nye has a Masters degree in..., mechanical engineering. I'm not denigrating that, but it isn't the stuff that an iconic scientist is made of. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (kgisg) Right. He's an engineer. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Nye's biggest problem, the real fault in his scientist act, is he rejects skepticism and blurts out dogma. AGW is garbage and if Nye had any tiny bit of scientist in him, he would see that and declare it so. He is just a disgusting shitlicker. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: The Political Hat at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (lN8KC) 114
Is it weird that the ONT makes me feel naked and afraid?
Posted by: shredded chi at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (0iCYP) Mission accomplished. [does fist pump] Posted by: Maetenloch at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (pAlYe) 115
24 -- Jim -- A cynic is a radical realist...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (/mTq0) 116
*notes that all chaps are assless*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (GEICT) 117
I'm salaried. As long as I get the fat check every two weeks I'm owned. I'm sure we will short day Christmas Eve and I'll work from the house Christmas Day at need. It could be worse.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 17, 2014 10:54 PM (rwI+c) Oh now I get it. The (C) after toby928 stands for Cratchit. Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (fvkPE) 118
The most empathetic act I know of involves 100 B29's filled with incendiary devices
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (8LTOS) 119
http://bit.ly/1AfyK2Z Posted by: The Political Hat at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (lN8KC) Yep...that's one the reasons I drink... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (6fyGz) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (k/VEz) 121
My stepdad was a senior chemist at 3M back in the 1970s. When my brother and I were 10 and 13 he'd bring home ingredients to make nitrogen triiodide and we'd blow shit up outside.
And that is when I decided that science is totally cool. Posted by: Ready4Bed at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (gYAkw) 122
Not sure if anyone commented on this in the previous thread but this is the funniest shit I've read in a long time. I had to post it again!837 "The other day I was standing outside of a restaurant and some people
came out and handed me their car keys and a big bag of money. They said keep it as a gift. Being a person of whiteness rocks balls!" It's like when I'm out driving, and I get pulled over for speeding, and the cop asks to see my license, and I say, "Oh, my *license*, right?" with a big broad wink. And then I instead quietly pull out my White Guy Card. At which point he decides to "let me off with a warning". And calls me "Sir," of course. I love that part. Sometimes I'll quietly ask how he intends to make his ticket quota without me, and he'll confide that he'll just go pull someone over for driving while black, and write them up for everything he can find. Haw! Haw! White Guy Card. Don't leave home without it. Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2014 09:33 PM (noWW6) Posted by: Lurker John at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (42Niu) 123
Warthogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (wVBo0) 124
>>> Today I bought a Harley Sportster Custom 1200 and tonight I've got my feet up in front of a roaring fire enjoying a beer. Life is good.
*writes vigorously on "shoot on sight" list Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (RubNX) 125
[does fist pump]
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (pAlYe) I think that's illegal in the UK now. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (GEICT) 126
Do Tablets use Smart Phone OS?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (wVBo0) *** Pretty much. Depends on the flavor. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (eLjug) 127
I had a really nice typewriter. I would love to have something like that again. Still. I write best on my computer. I am far too used to backspace and all the cool shit that word processors do.
I would use a typewriter in conjunction with art projects, as well as ransom notes, or lengthy diatribes to local newspapers. Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (zfw24) 128
Bill Nye is no Dr. Beakman.
Posted by: emf at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (wf+DP) Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:02 PM (1Y+hH) 130
He is just a disgusting, self-promoting, shitlicker.
Posted by: eman --------- Edited for completeness Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:03 PM (kgisg) Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 17, 2014 11:03 PM (jucos) 132
Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 17, 2014 10:43 PM (jL6GL)
Nice head of hair on the little guy. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:03 PM (2pq7O) 133
Bill Nye is no Mr. Wizard.
Posted by: Don Herbert at December 17, 2014 11:03 PM (kgisg) 134
116 *notes that all chaps are assless*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (GEICT) It's in the AoSHQ Style Guide, fer Chrissakes. Posted by: Chet Cognomen, First of His Name at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (zfw24) 135
As a Marquette alum I can't wait for the next fund raising call. I'm still pissed off we had to change our name from Warriors.
Posted by: Janie's got a gun at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (y6f4/) Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (dF7zr) 137
"Cool. What instrument(s) do you play?"
I'd tell you, but then some marxist azzhole would come to my gig and shoot me. Not the way I wanna go out. At least let me get to the cadenza. Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (JgC5a) 138
What is wrong with this country?
******** We elected Obama...... twice Posted by: Trunk Monkey --------------------------------- Repeat after me, Media, Academe..., Media, Academe.... Posted by: Don Herbert at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (kgisg) 139
104 Today I bought a Harley Sportster Custom 1200 and tonight I've got my feet up in front of a roaring fire enjoying a beer. Life is good.
Posted by: Sir Robin's Brave Wife at December 17, 2014 10:59 PM (KAmzK) *sigh* sock fail. That was me. Hell of it is, I told myself "I won't do that" a bunch of times since posting the sock. Then I went and did it anyway. Life is still good. Posted by: Weirddave at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (KAmzK) Posted by: The at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (lN8KC) 141
Bill Nye: FOAD
Trying to dismiss your opponents as having no credibility is a surefire admission that you don't believe you can win a real debate. Posted by: Epobirs at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (IdCqF) 142
94
Would love nothing more, cthulhu, than for my boy to grow up moral and strong and fierce in his love of God and country. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 17, 2014 10:57 PM (jL6GL) Same here, Crank......and, God bless, from the expressions on his face he may be doing that. Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (T1005) 143
93 -- Meremortal -- Maybe Rogan's check at the last Hollyweird fund-raiser bounced...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (/mTq0) 144
17 Bill Nye, Nazi wannabe,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2014 10:44 PM (MPK82) Remember the good old days when we were taught that science is about continually reassessing? Now it's "The science is settled, so shut up." Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (2pq7O) 145
Crap, Dave. How many bikes you got in the garge now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (kgisg) 146
145 - 'garage'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:06 PM (kgisg) 147
Congrats on the Hog, Robin.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:06 PM (k/VEz) 148
Bill Nye is the Chris Angel of sciency guys
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 17, 2014 11:06 PM (jucos) 149
I fucking loved Mr. Wizard. Hope he wasn't some lefty douche.
Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2014 11:06 PM (3a584) 150
At least let me get to the cadenza.
Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (JgC5a) In that case you are supposed to say drums. Nobody wastes good lead on drummers. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:06 PM (1Y+hH) 151
>>> does fist pump]
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (pAlYe) I think that's illegal in the UK now. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk In Caliifornia, it's compulsory. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 17, 2014 11:07 PM (RubNX) Posted by: 7th Level Grand Kryiarch at December 17, 2014 11:07 PM (lN8KC) 153
I don't know the difference between median and mean but boy do I science.
Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson Does Not Math at December 17, 2014 11:07 PM (IvTw6) 154
*notes that all chaps are assless*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:01 PM (GEICT) chaps w/ asses are just pants Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:07 PM (uF6Is) 155
The "truth" as preached by the Left.
http://bit.ly/1AfAHfO Posted by: The at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (lN8KC) *pours more scotch into his soda* Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:07 PM (6fyGz) Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2014 11:08 PM (JgC5a) 157
>>>Warthogs
Hogwarts So there is a subliminal message in Harry Potter? <<< The Warthogs stay flying thanks to gay Jewish wizards. Posted by: J. K. Rowling at December 17, 2014 11:08 PM (qfd4W) 158
When my mom went to Marquette a gazillion years ago she told me if they saw a girl who didn't have their legs crossed they would yell "Close the gates of Hell!"
Posted by: Janie's got a gun at December 17, 2014 11:08 PM (y6f4/) 159
All Chaps that are worn have an ass. The size of the ass is dependent on attitude of the wearer.
Posted by: Swatara at December 17, 2014 11:08 PM (V8aMM) 160
Posted by: Janie's got a gun at December 17, 2014 11:04 PM (y6f4/)
Class of '81 here. And yeah, the soul of Al McGuire wept and cursed when his team took on the extremely stupid name "Golden Eagles." Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:09 PM (+XMAD) 161
WTF?
{i]My headcanon is that Satan uses bunself pronouns, and that bun changed buns name from Lucifer to Satan due to transness Why am I not surprised that Satan is a queer-gendered tranny? http://bit.ly/1AfBNYV Posted by: Pazuzu (who is totally straight) at December 17, 2014 11:09 PM (lN8KC) 162
"Is mayonnaise a gender?"
------------------ Duke's is all man. Hellman's is girly. Miracle Whip is transgender. Posted by: shredded chi at December 17, 2014 11:09 PM (0iCYP) 163
108 Hey, all.
Is it weird that the ONT makes me feel naked and afraid? Posted by: shredded chi at December 17 Why that's just cray-cray Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:09 PM (cAlVr) 164
108
Hey, all. Is it weird that the ONT makes me feel naked and afraid? Posted by: shredded chi at December 17, 2014 11:00 PM (0iCYP) Do go on..... Posted by: The Barrel at December 17, 2014 11:09 PM (T1005) 165
I fucking loved Mr. Wizard. Hope he wasn't some lefty douche.
Posted by: mugiwara ----------------------- No worries: Born in Waconia, Minnesota, Herbert was a general science and English major at the University of Wisconsin–La Crosse (then called La Crosse State Normal College) who was interested in drama. His career as an actor was interrupted by World War II when he enlisted in the United States Army as a Private. Herbert later joined the United States Army Air Forces, took pilot training, and became a B-24 bomber pilot who flew 56 combat missions from Italy with the 767th Bomb Squadron, 461st Bomb Group of the Fifteenth Air Force. When Herbert was discharged in 1945 he was a Captain and had earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (kgisg) 166
Well, it turns out I'm really talented at identifying prison food
Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (cGoQr) 167
The last 10 minutes of my life are Exhibit A in why I should never go anywhere on the internet except the HQ. People is nutz in the brain housing group.
Did you know there are Sandy Hook Truthers? Serious, you guys, bearingarms dot com has an article about the shooting, and the loonies are all over the comment section. I didn't see any mentions of chem trails, but I only skimmed to avoid getting too much stupid on me. Posted by: DC in River City at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (e+1S5) 168
Huh. So apparently Mr Wizard (Don Herbert) was fucking awesome.
His career as an actor was interrupted by World War II when he enlisted in the United States Army as a Private. Herbert later joined the United States Army Air Forces, took pilot training, and became a B-24 bomber pilot who flew 56 combat missions from Italy with the 767th Bomb Squadron, 461st Bomb Group of the Fifteenth Air Force. When Herbert was discharged in 1945 he was a Captain and had earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (GEICT) 169
At Wired, there's some pushback on the claim that Norks were behind the Sony hack.
Some think The Interview is a red herring - though one the Norks are happy to take credit for. The Evidence That North Korea Hacked Sony Is Flimsy http://www.wired.com/2014/12/evidence-of-north-korea-hack-is-thin/ Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (Fnfhn) 170
Meremortal -- Maybe Rogan's check at the last Hollyweird fund-raiser bounced...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:05 PM (/mTq0) The Hollywooders are paralyzed. The numbers on their neckwear are blinking... "Norman coordinate." *wisp of smoke rises* Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (1Y+hH) 171
Posted by: Janie's got a gun at December 17, 2014 11:08 PM (y6f4/)
I read once that the Jesuits were quite conservative in the 1950's. Hard to imagine. Then came Vatican II and they completely flipped sides. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (+XMAD) 172
113: Spike Lee agrees
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (Abt0S) 173
43 (posted in previous thread) The one thing nobody is saying about this movie that the North Koreans got purged is that it looked terrible. The ads for it weren't even funny. They should have left it alone and the movie would have died the old fashion way, by losing money.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (Abt0S) Yeah, they usually use all the, sometimes the only, funny jokes in the trailer. I for one will go see it now just to be contrary. Hope the theater doesn't blow up. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (2pq7O) 174
Is mayonnaise a gender?"
------------------ nope but it is teh gey there are zero foods that require mayonayse, zero Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (uF6Is) 175
We got a letter typed on a manual type-writer at work last Fall. It had irregular strikes and everything. It was so exciting I actually took it around to the leads to show it off.
We will probably never see another one like it again. Granted, I own three manual typewriters, but I doubt I would use them unless the CME or an Iranian nuke wipes out the power grid. Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (t//F+) 176
Don't know about Mr. Wizard but Professor Irwin Corey was great!
Posted by: free tibet, etc. at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (lAXNl) 177
DAMMIT, HAMMER!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (GEICT) Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (1Y+hH) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:12 PM (k/VEz) 180
The Jesuits were instrumental in righting the ship in the Counter-Reformation. St Ignatius is rolling in his grave over the heretics they are now.
Posted by: Janie's got a gun at December 17, 2014 11:12 PM (y6f4/) 181
Bill Nye isn't even a Dr. Venkman.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:12 PM (nL0sw) 182
Prof Corey has his own website- big fun.
Posted by: free tibet, etc. at December 17, 2014 11:12 PM (lAXNl) 183
"What I remember most about reading Boy's Life occasionally in the middle
to late 70s was that its blend of articles on shooting/hunting/sports, biographies, history, stupid jokes, and a bit of man etiquette along with self-improvement was precisely tuned to the exact things that boys would be interested in reading about." As I noted on one of the recent weekend book threads, boys today are absolutely fleeing from reading faster than Dracula fleeing a vial of holy water, and you don't have to look for long to find the cause. Every bit of reading material which might appeal to boys -- with action, adventure, risk, challenge, and determined male protagonists who square their jaws instead of flapping their gums -- has been purged by educrats in the now ultra-feminized school system. Replaced with a force-fed diet of introspective talkative pastel chick lit where nothing much happens other than various characters chatting about their feelings. Utterly and appallingly boring to any honest red-blooded young male. Makes reading into a dreadful chore rather than an enjoyable pastime. I chose not to delve into the question whether this change was deliberately inflicted, or rather just collateral damage courtesy of the Girls Rule, Boys Drool movement. I continue to decline to do so. As one fictional male protagonist once said, it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (noWW6) 184
162 -- shredded chi -- Duke's is the only mayo worth having.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (/mTq0) 185
Crap, Dave. How many bikes you got in the garage now?
One. I traded in the Shadow. I didn't get quite enough for it, but enough that I didn't feel like it was worth the work of trying to sell it on Craigslist this time of year. Gingy didn't really like the Shadow, she felt it didn't "fit" her right. It was supposed to be ultimately her bike. I can tell you this, I don't think she's going to be much more than a backseat rider on the Hog, that thing is to the Honda what a race car is to a Cavalier. If she wasn't really comfortable driving the Honda, this thing will blow her out of her boobs. Posted by: Weirddave at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (KAmzK) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (kgisg) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (k/VEz) 188
What I'm getting from Obama's 'mistaken for a valet' story is that far
fewer people saw or remember the 1999 comedy 'Go.' One of the sub-plots has Taye Diggs' character being repeatedly mistaken for an employee in a Las Vegas hotel. At one juncture he is handed the keys to a Ferrari, which he borrows and discovers a gun in the glove compartment. Posted by: Epobirs at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (IdCqF) 189
The assistant, Alanna Ubach, I thought she was a cutie.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:12 PM (k/VEz) Here ya go: http://tinypic.com/r/jhe9f8/8 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:14 PM (GEICT) 190
New gender of the day: "Magigender"
http://bit.ly/1AfCth4 But then "Magical Girl" shows are about being anti-Patriarchy? http://tinyurl.com/o3elmyh Posted by: /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ at December 17, 2014 11:14 PM (lN8KC) 191
Saw this earlier - (paraphrased) 800 billion for Homeland Security and we can't protect a Seth Rogan movie from Nork sleeper cells.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 17, 2014 10:50 PM (Oo0Xc) This is what happens when 52% of the voters go for the guy who doesn't want America to be a world power. Jugears can't manage to get an even swap for prisoners because he's such a pussy. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:14 PM (2pq7O) 192
Though they look similar, I trust Beaker far more than I trust Bill Nye.
Posted by: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew at December 17, 2014 11:14 PM (qfd4W) 193
this thing will blow her out of her boobs.
Posted by: Weirddave -------------- OK..., I vote against the Harley. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:14 PM (kgisg) 194
Corey has his own website- big fun.
I think this is NOT the original Prof- the original was born in 1914 Posted by: free tibet, etc. at December 17, 2014 11:14 PM (lAXNl) 195
What?, what?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (kgisg) You posted the exact same quote about Don Herbert that I did, about two comments before I did. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:15 PM (GEICT) 196
Assless chaps is actually a useful term since it successfully conveys the image of somebody wearing nothing but chaps.
Sure, you could say -- Obama dated a Pakistani man in college who regularly walked around wearing chaps, but not wearing any pants underneath the chaps, so you could see his ass. Or you could just say - Obama dated a Paki dude who wore assless chaps. It's all about efficiency. Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:15 PM (Fnfhn) 197
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (uF6Is)
The mayo war is neverending here, it seems, just like the ongoing fight-er, debate over the unpleasantries of 1861-65. Sorry, but Hellman's rocks. And all of my sandwiches require mayonnaise. Whoever invented Miracle Whip is now burning in hell. And that's all I'm gonna say about it. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:15 PM (+XMAD) 198
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2014 11:11 PM (t//F+)
HS grad present was a S-C electric. Had it until an office fire destroyed it. I loved it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:15 PM (cAlVr) 199
Wired corrected that story in light of the US Administration agreeing that the Norks were behind the hack
The wind is blowing against Wired Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:15 PM (AVEe1) 200
56 combat missions from Italy with the 767th Bomb Squadron, 461st Bomb Group of the Fifteenth Air Force. When Herbert was discharged in 1945 he was a Captain and had earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:10 PM (GEICT) Just surviving 56 missions was damn good. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:16 PM (1Y+hH) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:16 PM (kgisg) 202
miss my FXR...I should really get it running again.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:16 PM (6fyGz) 203
Hey, so anyone watching the Nanatsu no Taizai anime? I don't watch much anime (only DB Kai right now) but it's been one of my favorite weekly mangas for a while now so I figured I'd give it a shot. Very nicely animated and well cast, I definitely think I'll be sticking with it, at least until it catches up to the manga.
Also, are there any other good ones running now worth checking out? Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2014 11:17 PM (3a584) 204
199 Wired corrected that story in light of the US Administration agreeing that the Norks were behind the hack
The wind is blowing against Wired Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:15 PM (AVEe1) But...but....Chuckles Johnson (the ginger one) is all on twitter saying you're stupid for believing that NK was behind this attack! He's so much smarter than everyone else! Just ask him! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:17 PM (GEICT) 205
On SCTV, John Candy did some pretty funny spoofs of what Mr. Wizard would be like if he was living the AoSHQ lifestyle.
Kid: "Mr. Science? Wake up." "Whoa! I swear she said she was 16! Oh, forget I said that. Hey, you got a cigarette, kid? Nevermind, I found one. Now watch, this is combustion. [Takes a drag.] You suck it into your lungs like this, see? Now go make me some coffee for my hangover." Posted by: Ready4Bed at December 17, 2014 11:17 PM (gYAkw) 206
And a sad tidbit from Don Herbert's wikipedia page:
In 1999, Stephen Gordon, founder of the furniture company Restoration Hardware, teamed up with Renee Whitney, general manager of a toy company called Wild Goose, to recreate the chemistry kits marketed by "Mr. Wizard" in the past. However, they found that most of the items in the original kits are now illegal to sell, and the resulting product they ended up marketing contained just 5 chemicals ("including laundry starch, which was tagged with an ominous warning: HANDLE CAREFULLY. NOT EXPECTED TO BE A HEALTH HAZARD"). Posted by: Maetenloch at December 17, 2014 11:18 PM (pAlYe) 207
"Fcuk me to tears it's MUMR!"
Here? Now? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (k/VEz) No, I'm thinking if it's not the NOKOs who hacked SONY, it's got to be MUMR. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:18 PM (1Y+hH) Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:18 PM (Fnfhn) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:18 PM (k/VEz) 210
I continue to decline to do so. As one fictional male protagonist once said, it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (noWW6) I plan on gettin my kid reading Louis L'Amore westerns when he is 10 or so Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:18 PM (uF6Is) 211
OK..., I vote against the Harley. Hehe. I was test driving it, merged onto 43 and kicked it in the ass. A quick shift or two later I looked down and saw "Oh. 90 MPH. Damn." It has a seat back for the driver in front of the passenger. I was tight against it. Posted by: Weirddave at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (KAmzK) 212
Is Nanatsu no Taizai shonen or seinen?
Posted by: Ready4Bed at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (gYAkw) Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (1Y+hH) 214
The caliphate gotta caliph:
http://tinyurl.com/pc3r5ak Taliban killed 150 kids, the caliph just killed 150 women some pregnant Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (k/VEz) 216
That's really appalling that the professor at Marquette got suspended, but I fear it's a sign of things to come. Nobody shall question the leftist orthodoxy at major universities.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (Dj3AB) 217
Nye has joined with 47 "scientists, science writers, and other experts"
I immediately thought of the guys in the nuthouse for scientists in the Thomas Dolby video "She Blinded Me with Science." One of my favorite memories from the days when MTV was fun to watch. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (+XMAD) 218
Assless chaps is actually a useful term since it successfully conveys the image of somebody wearing nothing but chaps.
Correct. Chaps over jeans = Workwear. Chaps sans jeans = Assless chaps. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (+UU/p) 219
76 Wish I could find out what the Obamaians have on Boehner
Posted by: Truth at December 17, 2014 10:54 PM (WQ7Wn) He weeps at the drop of a hat? Is that what they're blackmailing him with? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (2pq7O) Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (Dw98+) 221
By the way, the Kim Jong-Un parody Twitter account is pure gold. @_Kim_Jongun
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (jL6GL) 222
Did someone mention that they want Mayo?
Posted by: Peter North at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (jucos) 223
Is Nanatsu no Taizai shonen or seinen?
Posted by: Ready4Bed at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (gYAkw) Shonen. Arthurian fantasy. Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (3a584) 224
Just surviving 56 missions was damn good.
Posted by: Meremortal ------------------ 15th AF lost 3,364 aircraft and 21,671 personnel killed, wounded, missing and taken prisoner -- 20,430 bomber crewmen and 1,187 fighter pilots. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:21 PM (kgisg) 225
174 -- LIV in Baltimore -- My 'healthy foods' mom once tried to pawn off some (cold) green bean salad made with yogurt...
...my verdict was to spit a mouthful of it into the garbage can. (My late father frowned, but said nothing; he, unlike I, had to share the same roof with mom...) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:21 PM (/mTq0) 226
Wired corrected that story in light of the US Administration agreeing that the Norks were behind the hack
-- I just read the article, it says they "updated" it after the US said they have secret info which pegs the Norks. But the basic information is unchanged. Wired doesn't appeared to have corrected or retracted, just added bits saying, yes, the US govt is going to say the Norks were behind it. Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:21 PM (Fnfhn) Posted by: The Paper Hat at December 17, 2014 11:21 PM (lN8KC) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:21 PM (k/VEz) 229
223 -- mugiwara -- And, the character art style is delightfully retro.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:22 PM (/mTq0) 230
I can't wait for the day, say ten years from now, that we can look at Wikipedia and see the description for AoSHQ go something like:
"Once an award winning and respected Smart Military Blog, AOS HQ is now the internet's premier source for debating longbow v. crossbow, Duke's v. Hellman's, and shag carpet v. hardwood floors. Posted by: shredded chi at December 17, 2014 11:22 PM (0iCYP) 231
You'll learn more watching Animaniacs than Bill Nye.
Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2014 11:22 PM (F7vVo) 232
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:15 PM (+XMAD)
so up there w/ crossbows v. longbows...? Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:22 PM (uF6Is) 233
be a world power. Jugears can't manage to get an even swap for prisoners because he's such a pussy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:14 PM (2pq7O) Common core math, awesome, just awesome Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:23 PM (cAlVr) 234
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2014 11:20 PM (Dj3AB)
How long before the Jesuits at MU get their first request to conduct a gay Catholic wedding mass at lovely Gesu church? My guess is that they'd go through with it, nevermind what the archbishop would have to say about it. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:23 PM (+XMAD) 235
Alright, I gotta get some shuteye. See you folks tomorrow.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2014 11:23 PM (GEICT) 236
223 -- mugiwara -- And, the character art style is delightfully retro.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:22 PM (/mTq0) I really like the mangaka's art style. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any assistants except for maybe his wife. Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (3a584) 237
"My 'healthy foods' mom once tried to pawn off some (cold) green bean salad made with yogurt..."
Ate something today at company pot luck that you had to eat with lemon juice and yogurt. Middle Eastern something-or-other. Hey, the hot little Kuwaiti chick brought it. I had to. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (k/VEz) 238
Has anyone explored the possibility that the Sony job was done by a group like Anonymous who's just trolling everybody into thinking it was NK?
They'd score bonus points amongst their neckbearded friends if they set off an international incident. Posted by: Iasonas at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (DU875) 239
15th AF lost 3,364 aircraft and 21,671 personnel killed, wounded, missing and taken prisoner -- 20,430 bomber crewmen and 1,187 fighter pilots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:21 PM (kgisg) One more glass of wine I'll write up the story about how some guys in a little open armored car took out a Panzer tank in a German village. They were guys from my Dad's outfit, the Brave Rifles. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (1Y+hH) 240
I guess I've got to sleep if this sleep study is to be worth anything...
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (jL6GL) 241
That chair looks like something Moochelle would wear as a dress.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (4LMNs) 242
lie of the year
Jackie at UVA didn't make the cut? Rolling Stone? Sabrina Rubin Erdley? Is this thing on? Any of this ringing a bell? Posted by: Phinn at December 17, 2014 11:25 PM (i5GO4) 243
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:22 PM (uF6Is)
Yep. And then you have the Hellman's crowd vs. the Duke fans... Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:25 PM (+XMAD) 244
You'll learn more watching Animaniacs than Bill Nye.
Posted by: Garrett at December 17, 2014 11:22 PM (F7vVo) A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XthZ7rFPKh8 Posted by: The AnimaniHat at December 17, 2014 11:25 PM (lN8KC) 245
Here's what Wired added to the top of the article:
The New York Times reported this evening that North Korea is "centrally involved" in the hack, citing unnamed U.S. intelligence officials. It's unclear from the Times report what "centrally involved" means and whether the intelligence officials are saying the hackers were state-sponsored or actually agents of the state. The Times also notes that "It is not clear how the United States came to its determination that the North Korean regime played a central role in the Sony attacks." The public evidence pointing at the Hermit Kingdom is flimsy. Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:25 PM (Fnfhn) 246
Nite BC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:25 PM (cAlVr) 247
Hey, the hot little Kuwaiti chick brought it. I had to. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 Ahem. Pics. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:26 PM (MQEz6) 248
The perfect Progressive Christmas solstice gift: Genderqeer paper dolls!
http://bit.ly/1AfFk9C Posted by: The Paper Hat at December 17, 2014 11:21 PM (lN8KC) It's Pat! http://youtu.be/VwT1kp0C3Ss Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:26 PM (nL0sw) 249
"My 'healthy foods' mom once tried to pawn off some (cold) green bean salad made with yogurt..."
the obvious issue is >>(cold) green bean salad>> not the mayo v. yogurt Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:26 PM (uF6Is) 250
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (k/VEz)
I guess that's one positive Arab contribution to civilization - some of their food is pretty darn tasty. Give me some time, I'll try to think of another one... Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:26 PM (+XMAD) 251
"One more glass of wine I'll write up the story about how some guys in a little open armored car took out a Panzer tank"
Snuck up about ten feet behind it and hit square in the ass with a 37mm.....? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:27 PM (k/VEz) 252
Anna, are you still here tonight? Are you following the Jessica Chamber's murder case? whoa. I hope arrests soon for this barbaric murder.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at December 17, 2014 11:27 PM (dMEBN) 253
An M8 Greyhound, Meremortal?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:27 PM (Dw98+) 254
HANDLE CAREFULLY. NOT EXPECTED TO BE A HEALTH HAZARD").
Posted by: Maetenloch ------------------ Yeah..., they wouldn't go for the standard Gilbert Chemistry Set of the 50's. Making explosives was just a pastime for boys back then. I miss the good old days. Actually, just *having* a Gilbert set today (intended for 10-12 yr. olds), would get you busted by the ATF..., or someone. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:28 PM (kgisg) Posted by: The Chimeric Hat at December 17, 2014 11:28 PM (lN8KC) 256
Has anyone explored the possibility that the Sony job was done by a group like Anonymous who's just trolling everybody into thinking it was NK?
Or maybe it's a group of hackers who happen to be Korean, nonideological, getting paid off by NK. If the republic of Venice hires mercenaries to sack Florence, the Florentines don't blame the mercs. They blame Venice. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:28 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:28 PM (k/VEz) 258
"I guess that's one positive Arab contribution to civilization - some of their food is pretty darn tasty. Give me some time, I'll try to think of another one..." They tend to kill each other a lot. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (1Y+hH) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (6fyGz) 260
"I guess that's one positive Arab contribution to civilization - some of their food is pretty darn tasty. "
whatever bro Posted by: The Goat at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (uF6Is) 261
Give me some time, I'll try to think of another
one... Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:26 Tea, coffee, flatbread, dishes involving lamb. I also think it's really nice of them to provide Western militaries with asymmetrical warfare training. Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (cGoQr) 262
Give me some time, I'll try to think of another one...
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair Hmmmm. Goat barbecue, goat sex, Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (cAlVr) 263
Snuck up about ten feet behind it and hit square in the ass with a 37mm.....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:27 PM (k/VEz) That's the way you kill a tiger... Posted by: Oddball at December 17, 2014 11:30 PM (10ydV) 264
I am NOT a shitlicker!
Posted by: Bill Nye at December 17, 2014 11:30 PM (lG2E3) 265
250 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (k/VEz)
I guess that's one positive Arab contribution to civilization - some of their food is pretty darn tasty. Give me some time, I'll try to think of another one... Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:26 PM (+XMAD) Well, if you use the same logic that makes the NFL attribute all of the accomplishments of Unitas, Berry, Donovan and all of the rest of the BaltimoreColts to Indianapolis, they put a man on the moon several times. Posted by: Weirddave at December 17, 2014 11:30 PM (KAmzK) Posted by: 21st Century Schitzoid Hat at December 17, 2014 11:30 PM (lN8KC) 267
The New York Times reported this evening that North Korea is "centrally involved"
Why would they be so fast- or the White House- to appear to out some fellow travelers? Is Sony a bad guy in some SJW way? Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2014 11:30 PM (FcR7P) 268
Tried reading that Wired article and discovered that I really don't care. Obama can't be trusted.
Why would Sony even consider producing a film with the premise of 'Interview' in the first place? Where is the market for something like that, and why take the risk of offending a notorious regime like N. Korea? Nothing about this whole story makes any sense. Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (dF7zr) 269
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"I guess that's one positive Arab contribution to civilization - some of their food is pretty darn tasty. Give me some time, I'll try to think of another one..." They tend to kill each other a lot. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (1Y+hH) They found a use for camels. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (MQEz6) 270
whatever bro
Posted by: The Goat at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (uF6Is) I said some. Hummus and baba ghanosh good. Goat, meh. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (+XMAD) 271
Hmmmm. Goat barbecue, goat sex,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (cAlVr) You have that in the wrong order. You have to inject the flavorings before roasting, the same as you infidels do with Thanksgiving turkey. Posted by: Achmed at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (nL0sw) 272
An M8 Greyhound, Meremortal?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:27 PM (Dw98+) Don't know, need to look at some pics. We were standing right in front of one at Ft. Carson when the guys told the story. Small open car, 4 seater, with a 37mm gun mounted. Calling it an armored car seemed quite stretch, and almost half your body was exposed when you sat in the thing. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (1Y+hH) 273
Goat cheese
Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:32 PM (cGoQr) 274
Hmmmm. Goat barbecue, goat sex,
Not in that order, however. Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:32 PM (Dw98+) 275
"I guess that's one positive Arab contribution to civilization - some of their food is pretty darn tasty.
Give me some time, I'll try to think of another one..." They tend to kill each other a lot. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:29 PM (1Y+hH) The Black Arab (and all Arabs were originally Black) Yakub created White people... Posted by: Yakub's Hat at December 17, 2014 11:32 PM (lN8KC) 276
197 -- Donna -- Miracle Whip is a 'southern' thing... one of the few things about the South (besides grits) that I never really took a shine to.
But yeah, that's some nasty shit... and one of the reasons why I can't stomach coleslaw. (But that might be just me... people who wanna eat cabbage raw ain't right in the head, IMO) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:32 PM (/mTq0) 277
Is Nanatsu no Taizai shonen or seinen?
Posted by: Ready4Bed at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (gYAkw) Shonen. Arthurian fantasy. --- Eh, shonen doesn't really appeal to me, and the whole Arthurian-style knights and castles thing has been done to death (Fate series, Dragonar, Familiar of Zero). Even deconstructed (Mayou). This year's new anime has been really disappointing in my opinion. The only series I even remotely liked were No Game No Life and The Irregular at Magic High School, and neither one had a proper ending. Posted by: Ready4Bed at December 17, 2014 11:32 PM (gYAkw) 278
Actually, just *having* a Gilbert set today (intended for 10-12 yr. olds), would get you busted by the ATF..., or someone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17 I'm not really into science stuff. But that set at Xmas when I was 9 or 10 rocked. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:33 PM (cAlVr) 279
Calling it an armored car seemed
quite stretch, and almost half your body was exposed when you sat in the thing. Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (1Y+hH) Well, the *car* was armored... Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:33 PM (cGoQr) 280
264 I am NOT a shitlicker!
Posted by: Bill Nye at December 17, 2014 11:30 PM (lG2E3) Deniers gotta deny. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:33 PM (MQEz6) 281
I said some. Hummus and baba ghanosh good. Goat, meh.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (+XMAD) I was refering to how much they like to f*ck me in the a**, not so much about being food eat me, don't f*ck me Posted by: The Goat at December 17, 2014 11:33 PM (uF6Is) 282
Not an M8 Greyhound, that's enclosed. This was a little open vehicle, pathetic really. Looked like a kids pool made out of metal with rubber wheels.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:33 PM (1Y+hH) 283
"We shouldn't have to hide our ten headmates from the public eye!"
http://bit.ly/1AfHYMK Posted by: 21st Century Schitzoid Hat at December 17, 2014 11:30 PM (lN8KC) My headmates think your headmates are all a buncha bitchez. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:34 PM (6fyGz) 284
Goat, meh.
I think they usually more or less say, "baa", Donna. Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:34 PM (Dw98+) 285
When even Vermont won't sign onto a single-payer health insurance scam...
http://tinyurl.com/oknq3u8 Posted by: Thrawn at December 17, 2014 11:34 PM (Oo0Xc) Posted by: The Chicken at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (+XMAD) 287
Well, the *car* was armored...
Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:33 PM (cGoQr) Now I'm going to have to find a pic of one. back in a bit Posted by: Meremortal at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (1Y+hH) 288
Hello, everyone.
I've spent the entire evening feeling like a clueless, hopeless idiot. I hate when that happens. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (rJUlF) 289
So that Bovy guy had one job, to find something worthy of outrage... but no....
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (KlVdw) 290
Why would Sony even consider producing a film with the premise of 'Interview' in the first place? Where is the market for something like that, and why take the risk of offending a notorious regime like N. Korea?
Nothing about this whole story makes any sense. Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:31 PM (dF7zr) **** Your hand wringing concern is noted. Thank you for providing an example of why we should not bow down to these America hating assholes. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (eLjug) 291
"That's the way you kill a tiger...
Posted by: Oddball" I'm not hearing any loud music or any pretty paint pictures......? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (k/VEz) Posted by: The AnimaniHat at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (lN8KC) 293
Why would Sony even consider producing a film with the premise of 'Interview' in the first place? Where is the market for something like that, and why take the risk of offending a notorious regime like N. Korea?
To the latter, "Team America" and the "Red Dawn" remake and "Olympus Has Fallen", and several other movies (and books), have cast the Norks as the baddies. The Japanese who run Sony had a reasonable expectation that the Norks were fair-game over here. To the former, well, at a $42m budget, they likely figured they'd get that back over a Dec / Jan release schedule. Not *much* gets put out over January. Might as well watch the latest Rogan flick. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (AVEe1) 294
But yeah, that's some nasty shit... and one of the reasons why I can't stomach coleslaw.
(But that might be just me... people who wanna eat cabbage raw ain't right in the head, IMO) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11 Shut your whore mouth Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (cAlVr) 295
So is the mattress girl an actual rape victim or just another Jackie?
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (zt+N6) 296
But that set at Xmas when I was 9 or 10 rocked.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin ------------------- You could make stuff that smoked, stuff that smelled really bad, stuffed that stained your skin, and stuff that would explode. How damned great is that for 10 year-old boy? I have actually used some of my old Gilbert copper sulfate in the last two years for plating graphite. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (kgisg) 297
"Just surviving 56 missions was damn good."
If memory serves, in the Eighth Air Force in the same theater of operations, you'd have been sent home before the 56-mission mark. The kicker is that nearly no one made that mark. Likewise in Vietnam. 100 missions north to Hanoi in the F-105 and you had your ticket back to the States and safety. Except that for a big chunk of the war, it was close to mathematically impossible to do 100 missions without either dying or ending up as a long term guest in the Hanoi Hilton. Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (noWW6) 298
I've spent the entire evening feeling like a clueless, hopeless idiot.
I hate when that happens. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (rJUlF) It's not so bad once you get used to it. Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (+XMAD) 299
Yeah, I was thinking M8 too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (k/VEz) Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:37 PM (zOTsN) 301
Nye has a Masters degree in..., mechanical
engineering. I'm not denigrating that, but it isn't the stuff that an iconic scientist is made of. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 10:55 PM (kgisg) He'd be a pretty damned bad engineer, too. Engineers design something, or build something, it had better work. Simple belief doesn't cut it. Climate change is religion, not science. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2014 11:37 PM (8Fl6F) 302
"I've spent the entire evening feeling like a clueless, hopeless idiot.
" You mean you're not supposed to do that every night......? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (k/VEz) 303
Watching Team America on Netflix now
Posted by: tmitsss at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (Pa9vP) 304
ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 17, 2014 11:35 PM (eLjug)
I'm really not sure what it is that you read, but whatever you read isn't what I wrote. Check your privilege, and tell me what is the market for that movie. And what do the words "I really don't care" mean to you? Have you been drinking? . Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (dF7zr) Posted by: The Cracker Hat at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (lN8KC) 306
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (+XMAD) Huge difference between "feeling like" and "being." Cheer up El Capitan, we all have those days. The fact that you're a valued commenter here is proof that you're neither clueless nor hopeless. Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:39 PM (nL0sw) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:39 PM (kgisg) 308
288 Hello, everyone.
I've spent the entire evening feeling like a clueless, hopeless idiot. I hate when that happens. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 Hey Buddy cheer up. All will work out what's up? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:39 PM (cAlVr) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (k/VEz) Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (dF7zr) 311
307 Time to wrap it up.
Gotta be out to de prison in the a.m. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December Wtf Mr. Hammer? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (cAlVr) 312
i wonder if farm animals think deep thoughts while standing around doing nothing. I also wonder if they wonder the same about us
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Tweets at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (/nR7C) 313
Check your privilege? Wha
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (zOTsN) 314
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (+XMAD) Yeah...unless you don't. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (rJUlF) Posted by: The Cis-Hat at December 17, 2014 11:41 PM (lN8KC) 316
He'd be a pretty damned bad engineer, too. Engineers design something, or build something, it had better work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2014 11:37 PM (8Fl6F) Mother nature cannot be fooled. Posted by: Richard Feynmann at December 17, 2014 11:41 PM (gYAkw) 317
Engineers design something, or build something, it had better work. Simple belief doesn't cut it.
------------------- Denier. OK, Time to wrap it up. Gotta be out to de prison in the a.m. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:41 PM (kgisg) 318
The author of "8 White Identities" doesn't distinguish between white supremacists and white separatists.
But then, he's a proud "reverse" racist, so, whatevs. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:41 PM (AVEe1) 319
MH - Relax. I'm on the outside of the wire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:42 PM (kgisg) 320
Ok Hammer what's up with the prison visit?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:42 PM (cAlVr) 321
Could hacker groups spoof an attack from North Korea? No idea. How good are our intel agencies at determining exactly who did what from where? That's part of the whole problem, right? Attribution is hard and the attackers are good at masking themselves. Tough problem.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:42 PM (Fnfhn) 322
Well, apparently, Mr. Hammer will be going away for a while, kiddies.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:42 PM (k/VEz) 323
No, there's absolutely no market out there for a movie that makes fun of North Korea.
And everyone has AIDS!!! Posted by: Gary Johnston at December 17, 2014 11:43 PM (/nR7C) 324
Eh, shonen doesn't really appeal to me, and the
whole Arthurian-style knights and castles thing has been done to death (Fate series, Dragonar, Familiar of Zero). Even deconstructed (Mayou). Posted by: Ready4Bed at December 17, 2014 11:32 PM (gYAkw) It's very shonen, generally lighthearted atmosphere and the main hero is (or appears to be) a young boy. Although when I say Arthurian, I literally mean Arthurian. A young new king of the small kingdom Camelot, Arthur war recently introduced. His advisory is one of the Nanatsu no Taizai, Merlin. I'm a real sucker for that type of story. One Piece is obviously my favorite, though the fillerific cheap Toei anime is almost unwatchable. Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2014 11:43 PM (3a584) 325
Mother nature cannot be fooled. Posted by: Richard Feynmann at December 17, 2014 11:41 PM (gYAkw) or in other words 'physics is a real bitch' Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 17, 2014 11:43 PM (uF6Is) 326
Capt. Whitebread: I went and got part of a day off from work to get some chores done with my friend who had a quad-bypass about a month before you did. He is doing well and among other things he is mostly off his cane. He is still not cleared to drive so he likes going for decent coffee that he can't get at home.
We are going to the range on Friday. He does tend to go on about Aztecs and sacrificial knives, but I suppose it is better than my comment about him having the blood-eagle carved on him in reverse. Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2014 11:43 PM (t//F+) 327
203 -- mugiwara -- I watch NoT. Fun show...
You might like these... (current autumn season) Inou Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de -- HS kids with super-powers dropped on them without warning. World Trigger -- Earth vs parallel world; meh character art, but has a good story and engaging characters. (Previous season <summer> Shirogane no Ishi - Argevollen -- mecha anime; good story, the mecha have a "Front Mission" sorta feel to them. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:43 PM (/mTq0) Posted by: Iasonas at December 17, 2014 11:43 PM (DU875) 329
Check your privilege, and tell me what is the market for that movie. And what do the words "I really don't care" mean to you?
Have you been drinking? . Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (dF7zr) ****** Gorsch, went back and checked my privilege, and my statement stands. Please explain why it shouldn't, and show your work. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 17, 2014 11:44 PM (z2f1n) 330
I checked both my privilege and my oil today - quart low on both.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:44 PM (Fnfhn) 331
check my privilege...can't think of another three word phrase that grinds my gears quite so much these days...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (6fyGz) 332
Roger Moore. It was tough to follow Connery but I've always liked the guy.
He's a Saint. Roger Moore couldn't run. It's true. Look it up. The man simply could not run. WTF is up with that? Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (MDgS8) 333
Scanner alert just went off on my phone. Middle Inlet, Wisconsin area manhunt for "heavily armed suspects."
http://tinyurl.com/p44lpnw Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (nL0sw) 334
'climate denier'?
I have but college level math to diffy q and linear algebra, yet have not seen a single effort by these 'climate scientists' to do anything beyond extrapolate a crude series of global temp averages. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (NaeCR) 335
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (rJUlF)
You are very clearly not a clueless idiot. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (+XMAD) 336
Assless chaps is actually a useful term since it successfully conveys the image of somebody wearing nothing but chaps. Of course, the most important thing about the phrase "assless chaps" is that it's fucking hilarious. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (8v9fw) 337
wtf does that even mean anyway?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (6fyGz) 338
Happy-ish Wednesday Evening ...
Posted by: Adriane at December 17, 2014 11:46 PM (P+IZm) 339
How do you know said poster has "privilege"
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:46 PM (zOTsN) 340
"It's true. Look it up. The man simply could not run.
" He's English? Medical issue? I've never heard this before. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:46 PM (k/VEz) Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2014 11:47 PM (MDgS8) 342
This is how the SJWs and Proggies view "White Privilege"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1bHBthJN9w Posted by: The Architect's Hat at December 17, 2014 11:47 PM (lN8KC) Posted by: Adriane the Questioning Critic ... at December 17, 2014 11:47 PM (P+IZm) 344
... mind you, I'll backtrack that last comment on distinguishing separatist / supremacist a small bit, given North Korea's behaviour.
The Norks are Korean separatists; "the cleanest race" as one book puts it. But they just can't seem to keep themselves from fucking with other races, starting with the Japanese and other Koreans, and moving outward from there. A white separatist nation might also start out asserting its unique identity but then go look outward... for "strategic concerns", or whatever. See also: the Confederacy's moves toward Cuba. And... certain nations in the middle 20th century Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:47 PM (AVEe1) 345
321 Could hacker groups spoof an attack from North Korea? No idea. How good are our intel agencies at determining exactly who did what from where? That's part of the whole problem, right? Attribution is hard and the attackers are good at masking themselves. Tough problem.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11 We couldn't protect a US ambassador on f*cking 9/11. Our Intel agencies? Ha that's pretty funny Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:47 PM (cAlVr) 346
Could hacker groups spoof an attack from North
Korea? No idea. How good are our intel agencies at determining exactly who did what from where? That's part of the whole problem, right? Attribution is hard and the attackers are good at masking themselves. Tough problem. Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:42 PM (Fnfhn) Who cares. Can it be used as a "burning of the Reichstag?" Posted by: Powerhungry Progs at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (t//F+) 347
Kindltot,
I go to my first day of cardiac rehab tomorrow, and I'm asking for a depression screening. I've dealt with it before, and I think that's what's happening with me now. I flucuate between knowing I need to do something about it and wanting to say "to hell with it all". I'm sure you're all getting tired of hearing me whine, but most of the people outside these gray boxes will either tell me "cheer up" or "get over it". As if I want to feel like crap. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (rJUlF) 348
James Hansen is an astronomer. Michael Mann's degree is in geology/geophysics. The head of the IPCC is a railroad engineer.
Posted by: Richard Feynmann at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (gYAkw) Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (zOTsN) 350
If it was more like an automobile but with thick sides rather than an actual armoured-car, maybe it was a Dodge Command Car if it was mounting a .50 cal?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:49 PM (Dw98+) 351
Speaking of lies of the year, I must admit I was wrong about one thing.
[But how is that possible BurtTC, you're never wrong!] If only that were true, imaginary responder, but alas, I did say the ebola story would no longer be a national story, and I said that sometime in August or September, I believe. Obviously it lasted up until, and maybe slight after, the election in November. Still, I was right about essentially everything else regarding ebola (although some objected to my statement that if you were NOT having sex with a Liberian you really had nothing to worry about). That was a bit harsh. And slightly exaggerated. Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2014 11:49 PM (Dj0WE) 352
"We couldn't protect a US ambassador on f*cking 9/11. Our Intel agencies? Ha that's pretty funny"
Touché! Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2014 11:49 PM (JgC5a) 353
He's English? Medical issue? I've never heard this before.
He said it himself. He was filming "Ffolkes" and they told him to run and he said "I can't run". The man couldn't run. Weird. Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2014 11:49 PM (MDgS8) 354
All opinions are equal, but some opinions are more equal than others so check your privilege, said Napoleon.
Posted by: Gary Johnston at December 17, 2014 11:49 PM (/nR7C) 355
White not shite. That is pretty funny
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (zOTsN) 356
203 -- mugiwara -- I watch NoT. Fun show...
You might like these... (current autumn season) Inou Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de -- HS kids with super-powers dropped on them without warning. World Trigger -- Earth vs parallel world; meh character art, but has a good story and engaging characters. (Previous season <summer> Shirogane no Ishi - Argevollen -- mecha anime; good story, the mecha have a "Front Mission" sorta feel to them. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:43 PM (/mTq0) I actually just started reading World Trigger, I'm just about caught up and rather like it. Didn't realize it already had an anime. What's NoT? Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (3a584) 357
* back from brushing teeth *
Scanner alert just went off on my phone. Middle Inlet, Wisconsin area manhunt for "heavily armed suspects." ------------------- Shelter in place Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (kgisg) 358
Poking my head in briefly to say in re: Nye:
"There are only two kinds of people, those who accept dogmas and know it, and those who accept dogmas and don't know it." -- G. K. Chesterton Night, all. Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (iuQS7) 359
Well, good night, all, I must go to bed although now I'm rather tempted to look up old Bond clips to see if Roger Moore really couldn't run. Was he trying to run and looking all spastic, like he worked for the Ministry of Funny Walks instead of for Her Majesties Secret Service?
Ah, it will have to wait until tomorrow. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (+XMAD) 360
(Oops, wrong nic.)
None of these AGW hystericists actually has a degree in climatology. Meanwhile Dr. David Legates - someone with, you know, a real degree in climatology - got booted as the Director for the Center for Climate Research at the University of Deleware and subsequently shunned by all right-thinking people for his apostasy complaining that he was wrongly grouped in with the 97% in the IPCC report. Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (gYAkw) 361
334 'climate denier'?
I have but college level math to diffy q and linear algebra, yet have not seen a single effort by these 'climate scientists' to do anything beyond extrapolate a crude series of global temp averages. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (NaeCR) Several years ago the AGW cultists liked to show the results of their models in print and on TV. Nowadays, not so much. Why? Well, we have reached moments in time for which the models made very poor predictions. Oops. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (MQEz6) 362
He'd be a pretty damned bad engineer, too. Engineers design something, or build something, it had better work. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2014 11:37 PM (8Fl6F) It's instructive that the trained engineer Bill Nye doesn't actually make his living being an engineer. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (8v9fw) 363
Every bit of reading material which might appeal to boys -- with action, adventure, risk, challenge, and determined male protagonists who square their jaws instead of flapping their gums -- has been purged by educrats in the now ultra-feminized school system.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2014 11:13 PM (noWW6) There're some great books out there for kids. One of my favorites is "Hatchet" by Paulsen. When I was in school my favorite books were the Walter Farley books, the most well known of which is "The Black Stallion." Kids need to be taken to book stores and the library. I wouldn't leave children's literature up to the people teaching in our schools. Once kids get interested in a genre, like science fiction, they'll read. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:51 PM (2pq7O) 364
The head of the IPCC is a railroad engineer.
---------------- The head of the U.S.A. is a spineless, inept, pretender. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:52 PM (kgisg) 365
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (kgisg)
Sounds like they have one in custody and maybe one holed up in a motel and maybe one on the loose on foot. And everyone wants to know about your prison remark. Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:52 PM (nL0sw) 366
It's instructive that the trained engineer Bill Nye doesn't actually make his living being an engineer.
--------- Those who can, do. Those who can't, run their fucking piehole on TV. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2014 11:52 PM (MPK82) Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 17, 2014 11:52 PM (Abt0S) 368
Well, that's over. Two suspects total, both in custody.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:53 PM (nL0sw) 369
I have but college level math to diffy q and linear algebra, yet have not seen a single effort by these 'climate scientists' to do anything beyond extrapolate a crude series of global temp averages.
----------------- You must have missed the serially-failing models. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:53 PM (kgisg) 370
How good are our intel agencies at determining exactly who did what from where?
If it's the Tea Party you're after, we're on it! Posted by: NSA at December 17, 2014 11:53 PM (FcR7P) 371
Some one who tells me to check my privilege better check their six
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:54 PM (zOTsN) 372
Does Neal Degrasse Tyson make his living being an astrophysicist?
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2014 11:54 PM (MDgS8) 373
"Middle Inlet is a town in Marinette County, Wisconsin, United States. The population was 831 at the 2000 census"
Blink and you'll miss it. It's way the hell up in the northeastern corner of the state. I hope no morons live in that area - the cheeseheads I know of here do not. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:54 PM (+XMAD) 374
214 The caliphate gotta caliph:
http://tinyurl.com/pc3r5ak Taliban killed 150 kids, the caliph just killed 150 women some pregnant Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (AVEe1) We are so thankful that our friends in ISIS are Pro Choice. We hope that they make abortion mandatory and paid for by the glorious caliphate. Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 17, 2014 11:54 PM (+Fae7) 375
ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 17, 2014 11:44 PM (z2f1n)
You skill with rhetoric is quite impressive. Almost as good as the Jesuits. I suspect you have had training and are an educated person. You trolling is excellent, very subtle. You have had much practice. Did you go to Marquette? You could have scored points by pointing out to an ignorant person such as myself where an anti North Korean movie might have an audience, but you didn't or can not. That alone would have won the argument, but that isn't your purpose is it? I hope your next rejoinder is interesting, because I am about done for the day. Can you keep it going? Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:55 PM (dF7zr) 376
It's instructive that the trained engineer Bill Nye doesn't actually make his living being an engineer.
He looks like he was legit. Besides, look at half of NASA and Silicon Valley. Engineering is not as rooted in science as I would have thought. Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2014 11:55 PM (FcR7P) 377
astrophysicist?
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2014 11:54 PM (MDgS Nope. No telescope time. No research. No students. No papers. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:56 PM (MQEz6) 378
Taliban killed 150 kids, the caliph just killed 150 women some pregnant
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:19 PM (AVEe1) Liberal Americans don't appreciate how good they have it in this country. I thank God every day that I was born here. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2014 11:56 PM (2pq7O) 379
You recieved a list of at least three anti nork movies that did quite well. Shove off
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:56 PM (zOTsN) 380
Of course, the most important thing about the phrase "assless chaps" is that it's fucking hilarious.
Unless you're English then it's tragic. Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:56 PM (Dw98+) 381
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:54 PM (+XMAD)
Scanner feed covers five counties: Marinette, Menominee, Florence, Oconto, and Dickinson. Sounds pretty lightly populated for one scanner channel to cover that much area. Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:57 PM (nL0sw) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:57 PM (k/VEz) 383
356 -- mugiwara -- Nanatsu no Taizai.
And as to World Trigger, episode 11 should be coming up soon. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (/mTq0) 384
You must have missed the serially-failing models.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Must have, fail once should be enough for the trash can. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (NaeCR) 385
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (rJUlF)
Sorry if I came off to happy cam perish like. I think a screening is a good idea. Acknowledging there may be a problem is a step in the right direction. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (cAlVr) 386
Engineering is not as rooted in science anymore as I would have thought.
Posted by: t-bird ------------------------- Edited. A LOT of Engineer-in-a-box going on these days, i.e. software. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (kgisg) 387
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (dF7zr)
Use of 'check your privilege' in a non-ironic fashion. 10 point deduction for Slytherin House. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (pAlYe) Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (MQEz6) 389
Ronri. I'm mr ronri............
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (zOTsN) 390
Sounds pretty lightly populated for one scanner channel to cover that much area.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 17, 2014 11:57 PM (nL0sw) It is. That's woodlands up there. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:59 PM (+XMAD) 391
Nite RK
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 17, 2014 11:59 PM (cAlVr) 392
Yeah, I have to go.
'Night kids. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2014 11:59 PM (kgisg) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:59 PM (rJUlF) 394
I'm sure you're all getting tired of hearing me
whine, but most of the people outside these gray boxes will either tell me "cheer up" or "get over it". As if I want to feel like crap. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (rJUlF) Sir, whining is a form of prayer. Prayers are answered in odd ways. Just be prepared to grab it when the answer comes by. They did a visual inspection of your internal organs. That and the pain and the aggravation of healing messes with your head. If you didn't feel poorly you wouldn't be human. Since I wander around half the time in a funk I am a terrible person to give advice, but remember to give yourself time to heal and space to cuss loud and long about the frustration. But try to get back in and keep punching. Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2014 12:00 AM (t//F+) 395
Hans Brix oh no!
Posted by: Kim Jung Il at December 18, 2014 12:00 AM (/nR7C) 396
Nope.
No telescope time. No research. No students. No papers. Posted by: eman at December 17, 2014 11:56 PM (MQEz6) Color me shocked. And by shocked I mean not really shocked. Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:00 AM (MDgS8) 397
Apparently it was Katy Perry who killed Kim Jung Un in The Interview - http://tinyurl.com/qx9p96r
She could have done the same thing to Un (burned him up with fire) if she just slept with the guy, thanks to all the STDs left as a "gift" to her from Russell Brand. Posted by: Thrawn at December 18, 2014 12:00 AM (Oo0Xc) 398
237 "My 'healthy foods' mom once tried to pawn off some (cold) green bean salad made with yogurt..."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 17, 2014 11:24 PM (k/VEz) Want to know how to make green beans worth eating? You prepare them with bacon, brown sugar, and vinegar. It's similar to German red cabbage, or German potato salad. It's a good way to use up cheap, canned green beans. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:00 AM (2pq7O) 399
eman
you are sooooooo off the mark Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:01 AM (dF7zr) 400
Ok. So I've just finished watching the first episode of ascension. The plot twist at the end of the episode yeah saw that coming much earlier.
Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2014 12:01 AM (zt+N6) 401
ruh roh...
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:01 AM (MDgS8) 402
OK y'all I'm out. Got to finish updating D-Day at work tomorrow.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 18, 2014 12:02 AM (nL0sw) 403
Well, good night, all, I must go to bed although now I'm rather tempted to look up old Bond clips to see if Roger Moore really couldn't run. Was he trying to run and looking all spastic, like he worked for the Ministry of Funny Walks instead of for Her Majesties Secret Service? Ah, it will have to wait until tomorrow. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (+XMAD) Now, I was thinking The Wild Geese on the first day of training when the Sergeant Major has the mercenaries running and sprinting around the parade ground, so I pulled up the vid. Nope, he kind of shuffles quickly along. Later in the airport takeover scene, he does the spastic shuffle again while moving to the tower. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2014 12:02 AM (8v9fw) 404
399 eman
you are sooooooo off the mark Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:01 AM (dF7zr) Then lighten up. Posted by: eman at December 18, 2014 12:02 AM (MQEz6) 405
375 -
If it's a funny movie, it should have an audience EVERYWHERE, including North Korea. That we live in a world where places like North Korea can threaten, and make the craven bastards who make movies in this country bow down before them is quite a remarkable thing. That there are people arguing the movie should never have been made because it offends North Koreans is one of the sure signs this country is going to (has gone) to hell. Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2014 12:03 AM (Dj0WE) 406
So, the building that the English Dept is must be burned to the ground because they got all the chicks, but when a STEM diplomate turns out to be a mealy-mouthed communist, which is impossible of course, it's the old "No True Scientist"?
Why, it's almost as if there are multiple paths to understanding, or, a thorough grounding in arithmetic and mechanics is insufficient shielding against being sucked up in the Hive Mind. But, do go on. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 18, 2014 12:03 AM (xq1UY) 407
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2014 12:02 AM (8v9fw)
Action heroes don't have to run; Body doubles are all one needs. *burp* Posted by: Steven Seagal (with gut in tow) at December 18, 2014 12:04 AM (Oo0Xc) 408
I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work rearry hard and make up get prans / but, nobody listens, no one understands / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, nobody erse seems to rearrize it / When I can the worrd maybe they'rr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeaaaaah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me...
Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2014 12:04 AM (zOTsN) 409
367 My response to the "check my privilege" meme:
http://tinyurl.com/lryk3o6 Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 17, 2014 11:52 PM (Abt0S) Thanks puddleglum. We have Xmas here starting tomorrow. A couple of the youth like to bring up this privilege shit and other assorted bullshit topics Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 18, 2014 12:04 AM (cAlVr) 410
403
Well, good night, all, I must go to bed although now I'm rather tempted to look up old Bond clips to see if Roger Moore really couldn't run. Was he trying to run and looking all spastic, like he worked for the Ministry of Funny Walks instead of for Her Majesties Secret Service? Ah, it will have to wait until tomorrow. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 17, 2014 11:50 PM (+XMAD) Now, I was thinking The Wild Geese on the first day of training when the Sergeant Major has the mercenaries running and sprinting around the parade ground, so I pulled up the vid. Nope, he kind of shuffles quickly along. Later in the airport takeover scene, he does the spastic shuffle again while moving to the tower. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2014 12:02 AM (8v9fw) Let us now invent a conspiracy theory about why Roger Moore can't or doesn't run. Posted by: eman at December 18, 2014 12:05 AM (MQEz6) 411
Unless you're English then it's tragic. Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:56 PM (Dw98+) *snort* Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2014 12:05 AM (8v9fw) 412
You could have scored points by pointing out to an ignorant person such
as myself where an anti North Korean movie might have an audience, but you didn't or can not. Texas, apparently, where they are playing Team America in its place. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2014 12:05 AM (6fyGz) 413
So, the building that the English Dept is must be burned to the ground because they got all the chicks, but when a STEM diplomate turns out to be a mealy-mouthed communist, which is impossible of course, it's the old "No True Scientist"?
No True Scotsman to the right of me, Straw Man Fallacy to the left; here I am Stuck in the middle with ... well, not you Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2014 12:06 AM (AVEe1) 414
Action heroes don't have to run; Body doubles are all one needs. *burp* Posted by: Steven Seagal (with gut in tow) at December 18, 2014 12:04 AM (Oo0Xc) Presented without comment...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2014 12:07 AM (8v9fw) 415
361: Heh! That reminds me of something I read in the late 90's saying that Europe has just had is last white Christmas. They spent the next decade digging out of snowstorms.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 18, 2014 12:07 AM (Abt0S) 416
So James Morrison (Bill Buchanan from 24) says "How would we feel if insurgents made a movie about the elimination of a U.S. president?".
Well I personally thought the movie about Bush being assassinated was stupid but I didn't make any terroristic threats over it. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 18, 2014 12:07 AM (/nR7C) 417
That there are people arguing the movie should never have been made because it offends North Koreans is one of the sure signs this country is going to (has gone) to hell. Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2014 12:03 AM (Dj0WE) They sure didn't give a flying fuck that movies about GWB getting assassinated were made. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2014 12:07 AM (FMbng) 418
356 -- mugiwara -- Nanatsu no Taizai.
And as to World Trigger, episode 11 should be coming up soon. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2014 11:58 PM (/mTq0) Lol, ok that makes sense. I'm running the acronym through my mind thinking maybe he meant the pretty awesome anime/manga Attack on Titan? I think I'll definitely give World Trigger a look, tough I imagine it'll be caught up pretty quick. Only like 85 or so chapters out so far. Posted by: mugiwara at December 18, 2014 12:08 AM (3a584) 419
My response to the "check my privilege" meme:
http://tinyurl.com/lryk3o6 Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 17, 2014 11:52 PM (Abt0S) Thanks puddleglum. We have Xmas here starting tomorrow. A couple of the youth like to bring up this privilege shit and other assorted bullshit topics Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 18, 2014 12:04 AM (cAlVr) The Myth of Privilege: http://tinyurl.com/luhj3j3 Posted by: The Privileged Hat at December 18, 2014 12:08 AM (lN8KC) 420
>>>pointing out to an ignorant person such as myself where an anti North Korean movie might have an audience
Team America: World Police did ok. I hear that certain morons even quote it from time to time. Red Dawn remake I never saw, but will whenever Netflix gets off its ass.. Then again, I'm probably just making things up. Posted by: DC in River City at December 18, 2014 12:08 AM (e+1S5) 421
Want to know how to make green beans worth eating?
You prepare them with bacon, brown sugar, and vinegar. It's similar to German red cabbage, or German potato salad. It's a good way to use up cheap, canned green beans. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:00 I will have 2 of each please. Sounds delicious Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 18, 2014 12:08 AM (cAlVr) 422
350 -- andycanuck -- There was this...
http://tinyurl.com/ls2kzgt (The M6 37mm GMC) And yeah, the M8 (Greyhound) mounted a 37mm; and there was the M20 Scout Car (same vehicle, minus the turret, originally called the M10) M8 -- http://tinyurl.com/p6kb3od Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 12:09 AM (/mTq0) Posted by: eman at December 18, 2014 12:09 AM (MQEz6) 424
James Hansen is an astronomer. Michael Mann's degree is in geology/geophysics. The head of the IPCC is a railroad engineer.
Posted by: Richard Feynmann at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (gYAkw) As a geologist, Mike Mann should know better. After even a cursory study of historical geology it becomes blinding obvious that the climate of the Earth has bounced between very warm and very cold many times over the span of its existence, and none of those prior changes in climate was caused by humans, by simple virtue of the fact that there weren't any around. And the other blindingly obvious conclusion is that the warm periods were times when Earth was teeming with life of all kinds, and the cold periods saw a huge drop in abundance and diversity of life of all kinds. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 12:09 AM (8Fl6F) 425
I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work rearry hard and make up get prans / but, nobody listens, no one understands / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, nobody erse seems to rearrize it / When I can the worrd maybe they'rr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeaaaaah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me...
Posted by: ThunderB at December 18, 2014 12:04 AM (zOTsN) Shit man, I think I can speak Korean after that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2014 12:10 AM (FMbng) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:10 AM (UtvsI) 427
420 >>>pointing out to an ignorant person such as myself where an anti North Korean movie might have an audience
Team America: World Police did ok. I hear that certain morons even quote it from time to time. Red Dawn remake I never saw, but will whenever Netflix gets off its ass.. Then again, I'm probably just making things up. Posted by: DC in River City at December 18, 2014 12:08 AM (e+1S5) Pretty sure that the red dawn remake is available on Netflix streaming. Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2014 12:11 AM (zt+N6) 428
295 So is the mattress girl an actual rape victim or just another Jackie?
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (zt+N6) Either way, shouldn't it be up to the city police and the city prosecutors to handle it? Who on earth would trust the kind of useless people who run our universities to handle serious crime? You get raped, go to the real police, not the kind of people who've taken sensitivity/gender studies training and maybe had some psychobabble classes. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:11 AM (2pq7O) 429
People here in Boulder were telling me we weren't getting a white christmas here either.
The forecast is looking increasingly racist Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2014 12:11 AM (AVEe1) 430
I hope your next rejoinder is interesting, because I am about done for the day. Can you keep it going?
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:55 PM (dF7zr) ***** *Scratches head and balls, like the Knuckledragger you know I am* Lets see. You began this rejoinder with a riff asking why an American company would dare to make a comedy (this is key, so listen up) movie about a NK Dictator getting room temperatured. Quite the hand wringing and obvious concern about it, as it were. Hence my comment. Now, let us examine your motivations. (Stay with me, cuz the ride is gonna get bumpy). You want us to capitulate to what amounts to an attack on our very Country by NK, or a proxy, by just....giving up and saying we should not offend any other Country, ever, with our policies? I am fully aware that you are purely trolling. However, I do appreciate the outlet for frustration you provided. Be well and turn off the light at the Commune when you are done, Kay? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 18, 2014 12:11 AM (z2f1n) 431
This is art????
http://tinyurl.com/mxb2vfl Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:10 AM (UtvsI) THIS IS ART???!!! Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 18, 2014 12:11 AM (nL0sw) 432
How good are our intel agencies at determining exactly who did what from where?
Well, in the late 80's, they predicted that the Soviet Union was here to stay and we better get used to it. I think a week later the Berlin Wall came down. Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 18, 2014 12:12 AM (Abt0S) 433
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2014 12:07 AM (8v9fw)
Steven didn't really run after Hard to Kill. His weight ballooned from On Deadly Ground, dropped a little after Exit Wounds, but then went straight back up. His career, alas, didn't have quite the same trajectory. That was inverse to his weight. Posted by: Thrawn at December 18, 2014 12:12 AM (Oo0Xc) Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:13 AM (P+IZm) 435
303 Watching Team America on Netflix now
Posted by: tmitsss at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (Pa9vP) The sex scene in that was hilarious. It was kind of like GI Joe porking Barbie in every way imaginable. I saw the movie in a theater and laughed so hard I almost fell out of my seat. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:13 AM (2pq7O) 436
Ever notice in the Matthew Broderick giant lizard movie, an M-8 is pictured as part of the US military force opposing the lizard?
Meanwhile the Panzerspahwagen 234/4 Rad 8 mounted the PaK-40 7,5cm gun. Too bad by the time it entered service, the Germans didn't need it. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:13 AM (UtvsI) 437
Oh, fer the luv o'Mike, this is the ONT. Fuck privilege, fuck the Norks, screw the Dictator Obammy and his hulking beard, uh, wife, and LIGHTEN THE HELL UP!
Now, take off your pants, pour a cold one, light 'em if you got 'em and have some fun, dammit. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:14 AM (g+qqc) 438
"The question is, why this mean-spirited (if sometimes quite funny) (You Had One Job)
meme, and why now? Aren't we supposed to be living in an era of hypersensitivity? Why hasn't the privilege of users of this hashtag been called out? We need to start a new meme for these pussies..."You Have NO Job!" Posted by: Corona at December 18, 2014 12:15 AM (fh2Y7) 439
The puppet sex in Team America was just.. ugh..
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 18, 2014 12:15 AM (gYAkw) 440
If the NorK's are behind the hacking, it would make sense that they don't care about Team America:World Police because the villain in that was Kim Jong-Il.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 18, 2014 12:15 AM (+Fae7) 441
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:14 AM (g+qqc)
Watching that show about the Alaska Railroad right now. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2014 12:16 AM (6fyGz) 442
435 303 Watching Team America on Netflix now Posted by: tmitsss at December 17, 2014 11:38 PM (Pa9vP) The sex scene in that was hilarious. It was kind of like GI Joe porking Barbie in every way imaginable. I saw the movie in a theater and laughed so hard I almost fell out of my seat. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:13 AM (2pq7O) Well if you only saw it in theaters then you didn't see the full sex scene that is on the unrated dvd. Complete with Cleveland steamer. Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2014 12:16 AM (zt+N6) 443
@272 We were standing right in front of one at Ft. Carson when the guys told the story. Small open car, 4 seater, with a 37mm gun mounted. Calling it an armored car seemed quite stretch, and almost half your body was exposed when you sat in the thing.
--------------------------- Which way was the gun pointed? The two most likely suspects seem to be either the mentioned Greyhound, or the first US tank destroyer, which was a light vehicle with a 37mm gun mounted out the back. They were used in Africa and Italy. Posted by: junior at December 18, 2014 12:16 AM (FRGa/) 444
312 i wonder if farm animals think deep thoughts while standing around doing nothing. I also wonder if they wonder the same about us
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Tweets at December 17, 2014 11:40 PM (/nR7C) That brings back memories of the old Far Side cartoons. As a matter of fact, that cartoonist probably knew more about science than Nye. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:16 AM (2pq7O) 445
I saw the version on DVD (Netflix). I think I was scarred for life.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 18, 2014 12:17 AM (gYAkw) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2014 12:17 AM (W5DcG) 447
Anecdotally there's people dying in Liberia by the hundreds and a lot of people helping them are then dying also.
But that's just what I heard. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 18, 2014 12:17 AM (RZzX3) 448
426 This is art????
http://tinyurl.com/mxb2vfl Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:10 AM (UtvsI) No. No it isn't, and now I have some more dead brain cells just from looking at it. The test is supposed to be "are you moved by it?" Of course, that applies to taking a really good shit in the morning, but that ain't art either. So, no. Just, no. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:17 AM (g+qqc) 449
Looks like our young scholar has bugged out.
I should too. It'll be time to get up and make the donuts in mere hours. Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2014 12:17 AM (Dj0WE) 450
Been thinking about making and selling t-shirts with the slogan
Shut Up, Don't Loot! But I'm too lazy and never got around to it. Could have been rich and sarcastic at the same time! Damn. Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2014 12:18 AM (K4YiS) 451
Ever notice in the Matthew Broderick giant lizard movie, an M-8 is pictured as part of the US military force opposing the lizard? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:13 AM (UtvsI) And the M20 version is the LAPD's RV in Die Hard. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2014 12:18 AM (8v9fw) 452
331 check my privilege...can't think of another three word phrase that grinds my gears quite so much these days...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 17, 2014 11:45 PM (6fyGz) It's a nice way of saying that people aren't responsible for their own successes or failures. Liberals are doing away with the idea of personal responsibility. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:18 AM (2pq7O) 453
Watching that show about the Alaska Railroad right now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2014 12:16 AM (6fyGz) It's even more fun to ride it. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:19 AM (g+qqc) 454
ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 18, 2014 12:11 AM (z2f1n)
You lie. That is not what I wrote. Your reading comprehension sucks for such an educated man. Does non sequitur mean anything to you? Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:19 AM (dF7zr) 455
398 -- nerdygirl -- Want to know how to make green beans worth eating?
You prepare them with bacon, brown sugar, and vinegar. It's similar to German red cabbage, or German potato salad. It's a good way to use up cheap, canned green beans. Bacon - check Brown sugar - hmm... maybe, maybe not Vinegar - white, cider, or red wine vinegar? My variant: garlic and onion (powder), slivered mushrooms, bacon. German red cabbage -- bacon and apples German potato salad -- just add mustard (dark-coarse grind / horseradish-based optional) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 12:20 AM (/mTq0) 456
Shut Up, Don't Loot!
But I'm too lazy and never got around to it. Could have been rich and sarcastic at the same time! Damn. Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2014 12:18 AM (K4YiS) I think I prefer "pants up, don't loot" Rayciss, I'm sure. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:20 AM (g+qqc) 457
>>>Pretty sure that the red dawn remake is available on Netflix streaming.
*scampers off* It's twoo, it's twoo! Welp, I'm set for tomorrow night. Thanks, buzzion. Posted by: DC in River City at December 18, 2014 12:20 AM (e+1S5) 458
This is art????
http://tinyurl.com/mxb2vfl Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:10 AM (UtvsI) Yes Posted by: Jackson Pollock at December 18, 2014 12:20 AM (lN8KC) Posted by: 76 Trombones at December 18, 2014 12:21 AM (EZ5Sa) 460
Can we just take a few pokes at it, or do we just wait until it climbs back under the bridge?
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:21 AM (g+qqc) 461
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 17, 2014 10:49 PM (rwI+c)
Better get right on those TPS reports. Yeah. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 18, 2014 12:21 AM (RZzX3) 462
Heretic must write for Ebony, sounds an awful lot like one of their writers on Twitter earlier.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 18, 2014 12:21 AM (HstNY) Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:22 AM (g+qqc) 464
Later in the airport takeover scene, he does the spastic shuffle again while moving to the tower.
Maybe he was trying to serpentine??? Posted by: zombie peter falk at December 18, 2014 12:22 AM (Dw98+) 465
Did they modify any of the 3/4ton 4x4 trucks as hasty Tank Destroyers?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:22 AM (UtvsI) 466
Does non sequitur mean anything to you?
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:19 AM (dF7zr) Are you Hector's cross-shift at the glory hole? You write the same stilted English. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 12:22 AM (8Fl6F) Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 18, 2014 12:22 AM (g+qqc) 468
I'm sure you're all getting tired of hearing me whine, but most of the people outside these gray boxes will either tell me "cheer up" or "get over it". As if I want to feel like crap.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 17, 2014 11:48 PM (rJUlF) Not at all. It's a real thing. I know people who deal with it. Feel better, Captain. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:23 AM (2pq7O) 469
Off to bed. Carry on, 'rons.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2014 12:23 AM (rJUlF) 470
OK, I've had enough, I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 18, 2014 12:23 AM (6fyGz) 471
Just cause real diversity exists here. My job wants to send me to train our lab in Germany. To do all the things similar to how we have been doing them here in the US for continuity. The plan is 6 months of me training them. Does anyone have input on how to get up to speed on the german language quick especially technical terms. I know some basics of German vocabulary and am way better at understanding than speaking. I probably have 6 months to lay a decent groundwork of the language.
Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:23 AM (V8aMM) 472
You lie. That is not what I wrote.
Your reading comprehension sucks for such an educated man. Does non sequitur mean anything to you? Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:19 AM (dF7zr) ****** Ahhhh the Classic Liberal comeback. "I said what I said, but that's not what I really meant. I should be judged on what I meant cuz emotion". You people are all too predictable. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 18, 2014 12:24 AM (eLjug) Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:24 AM (MDgS8) 474
352 "We couldn't protect a US ambassador on f*cking 9/11. Our Intel agencies? Ha that's pretty funny"
Touch! Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2014 11:49 PM (JgC5a) Couldn't protect them, or chose not to? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:24 AM (2pq7O) 475
Just cause real diversity exists here. My job wants to send me to train our lab in Germany. To do all the things similar to how we have been doing them here in the US for continuity. The plan is 6 months of me training them. Does anyone have input on how to get up to speed on the german language quick especially technical terms. I know some basics of German vocabulary and am way better at understanding than speaking. I probably have 6 months to lay a decent groundwork of the language.
Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:23 AM (V8aMM) Just make them learn English. You'd be surprised how many blowhards will turn belly up to you once they realize that you are a non-apologetic American. Posted by: The American Hat at December 18, 2014 12:26 AM (lN8KC) 476
Thanks Hat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 18, 2014 12:27 AM (cAlVr) 477
I hope your next rejoinder is interesting
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 17, 2014 11:55 PM (dF7zr) Heh heh, he said 'rejoinder', heh heh. Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at December 18, 2014 12:27 AM (gYAkw) 478
Which part of Germany? The former French zone? Or British or American?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:27 AM (UtvsI) 479
"Couldn't protect them, or chose not to?"
Unfortunately, it is a difference without a distinction... Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 12:27 AM (JgC5a) 480
426 -- Anna -- Hmmmmmm............. no.
This, on the other hand... could be. http://tinyurl.com/kttfwnz Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 12:28 AM (/mTq0) 481
Ya know Pollack, I really don't want to use a black light on that....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:28 AM (UtvsI) 482
471 Just cause real diversity exists here. My job wants to send me to train our lab in Germany. To do all the things similar to how we have been doing them here in the US for continuity. The plan is 6 months of me training them. Does anyone have input on how to get up to speed on the german language quick especially technical terms. I know some basics of German vocabulary and am way better at understanding than speaking. I probably have 6 months to lay a decent groundwork of the language. Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:23 AM (V8aMM) You've got a pretty good chance that a lot of them speak English. And you could always pick up Rosetta stone and do some of that stuff. Hell see if your company will buy it for you. Maybe even doing that "Talk to a native speaker" stuff ace mentioned and asking them about the technical terms. Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2014 12:28 AM (zt+N6) 483
They have no opposable thumbs or sex organs.
WTF??? Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:24 AM (MDgS Take it from me, you don't need opposable thumbs. Posted by: Humpy the dog at December 18, 2014 12:28 AM (8Fl6F) 484
rised how many blowhards will turn belly up to you once they realize that you are a non-apologetic American.>>>
I would take that approach with our lab in Bejing cause they piss me off regularly. But likely because I'm racist I like the german dudes. Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:31 AM (V8aMM) Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2014 12:32 AM (0iCYP) 486
Hhhmmmm Cpt Charles, someone trying for the wet Shirow look.
http://tinyurl.com/k758a9b Or - http://tinyurl.com/l486d6c Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:32 AM (UtvsI) 487
Does non sequitur mean anything to you?
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:19 AM (dF7zr) ****** Poor dearie, I can see that my response has flustered you all up. I am now concerned about your mental state and general well being. See how this works? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 18, 2014 12:32 AM (eLjug) 488
I asked a simple question. Who would make such a movie and why.
That gets twisted into saying that I said the movie should not have been made. I ask who would want to provoke N. Korea. That question is still unanswered. I point out the failed logic and suddenly my English is stilted. Posing simple questions make me a concern troll and that is not considered insulting because you all know that I must be a troll. (Hell, you don't even know who I am. That attitude is the very definition of arrogance.) (I think you are playing with me. Pushing buttons for the fun of it. Weird type of fun, that. But I'm the troll.) Are you Hector's cross-shift at the glory hole? You write the same stilted English. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 12:22 AM (8Fl6F) That insult is beneath you, sir. I've followed your comments. What the fuck have I ever done to you? Is that too stilted for you? I really don't care! When I stop posting, don't go assuming you have won the argument, because I really don't care what you think. I ask a question. boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:36 PM (AVEe1) Gave me an answer. Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:33 AM (dF7zr) Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2014 12:33 AM (XK0dn) 490
@442 - The sex scene in that was hilarious. It was kind of like GI Joe porking Barbie in every way imaginable. I saw the movie in a theater and laughed so hard I almost fell out of my seat.
Well if you only saw it in theaters then you didn't see the full sex scene that is on the unrated dvd. The doll sex scene in the theaters was pretty bad. I thought it was supposed to be a little kid's movie that had puppets in it. So, I took my kids to see it in the theater. I remember noticing that my kids - and one lone man with his little boy - were the only kids in the theater. That was the first "hint" that this was not a puppet movie for kids.... Posted by: Jen at December 18, 2014 12:35 AM (msAGT) 491
All the lab personnel speak English to a point. But on a technical level we fail to communicate. Just trying to not look like a fool once I'm back home
Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:36 AM (V8aMM) Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:36 AM (P+IZm) 493
Gave me an answer.
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:33 AM (dF7zr) ***** Answers abound. There are none that are so blind as those that Will not see. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 18, 2014 12:36 AM (z2f1n) 494
I get what you're saying! Seth Rogen is really helping the government provoke the Norks into a war so we can invade and exploit all of North Koreas valuable....... Um...... Er........ Tree bark soup?
Posted by: Alex Jones at December 18, 2014 12:36 AM (IvTw6) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:37 AM (UtvsI) 496
489 Hunters Find ATM in the Woods
What is.. The plot summary for the film "Deliverance"? Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2014 12:33 AM (XK0dn) ------------------ ummm - that wasn't a debit card the dude slipped into that slot... Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2014 12:38 AM (0iCYP) 497
This should answer once and for all the question on chaps.
http://ep.y___.com/ca/I/animebooks-com_2267_177405520.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:38 AM (UtvsI) 498
Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:37 AM (UtvsI)
we'll split the difference ... it was real but not spectacular ... we'll split infinitives later ... Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:39 AM (P+IZm) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:39 AM (UtvsI) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 12:39 AM (/mTq0) 501
"I know some basics of German vocabulary and am way better at
understanding than speaking. I probably have 6 months to lay a decent groundwork of the language." 'Wir wollen ein Auto mieten'? Ah! I see. You're volunteering to go out to get some meat. Is not necessary! Ve haf meat in der building! ::: makes horns with fingers ::: MOOOOOOOO!!!! Posted by: Basil Fawlty at December 18, 2014 12:41 AM (noWW6) 502
Hi Michelle Obama!
I get asked all the time about what and where stuff is in stores. And I'm not black or Latino and I'm not dressed poorly (but yes sometimes kinda marginally) but mostly I think it's because I'm tall and I look what I know what I'm doing. Ever think someone asking you for help is because they think you are more able, and not underprivileged or stupid or impaired? No, I didn't think so. I guess that makes you a bigot of some kind too then, huh? Posted by: keena at December 18, 2014 12:41 AM (RiTnx) Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:42 AM (P+IZm) 504
Gave me an answer.
Posted by: Incongruent Heretic at December 18, 2014 12:33 AM (dF7zr) Who gives a shit what the NorK's think? This is like blaming Benghazi on a Youtube video. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 18, 2014 12:42 AM (+Fae7) 505
As to who would make this movie and why, don't even try to understand the thought process of me and Franco riffing movie ideas over a bowl.
Posted by: Seth Rogen at December 18, 2014 12:42 AM (IvTw6) 506
Point of order.
We are still, right now, even as we speak, at war with North Korea. We are simply enjoying a cease fire. As you were. Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 12:43 AM (JgC5a) 507
If you that was a chap ol chap, then you better hie off to the optometrist.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:43 AM (UtvsI) 508
I remember when Tokyo threatened to go all 9-11 on sushi shops after Buckaroo Banzai was released ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:44 AM (P+IZm) 509
Remember when Saddam Hussein had a giant hissy fit and Hot Shots was removed from theaters?
Gosh why would anyone ever think of putting our enemies in a comedic movie, after what happened with that. Oh wait. Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2014 12:46 AM (zt+N6) 510
471 / 482 -- While learning another language is always good, you'd be amazed (or not) what just learning "please", "thank you", and the polite way to say yes/no, can do to ease things along.
Most foreigners view an English-speaker as a prime target to practice their English with. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 12:46 AM (/mTq0) 511
"I asked a simple question. Who would make such a movie and why.
That gets twisted into saying that I said the movie should not have been made. I ask who would want to provoke N. Korea. That question is still unanswered. I point out the failed logic and suddenly my English is stilted." That, my friend, is stilted English. Try reading your sentences aloud, and ask yourself, "Do I sound like this in normal conversation?" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 12:46 AM (8Fl6F) 512
501
Getting lunch is not my biggest worry in learning German. Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:47 AM (V8aMM) 513
I remember Buckaroo Bonzai.
That was horrible. The guy that starred in that has a masters degree in Roman and Renaissance art BTW. Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:47 AM (MDgS8) 514
473 Puppet sex is ridiculous.
They have no opposable thumbs or sex organs. WTF??? Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:24 AM (MDgS Which is why I want to be a REAL boy... do you know how hard it is to fap when Gepeto didn't give me a Woody, OR opposable thumbs??? Posted by: The Big Bad Wolfy at December 18, 2014 12:48 AM (f0pWu) 515
Ein Big Mac mit Pomme Fritts bite ja? Unt mittel Coca-Coal danke.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:48 AM (UtvsI) 516
That, my friend, is stilted English.
You haven't really seen stilted English until Morris Dancers hit the county faire! Posted by: Adriane the Ethno Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:49 AM (P+IZm) 517
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolfy at December 18, 2014 12:48 AM (f0pWu)
Crap..... that was supposed to be socked... to.... Posted by: Pinochio at December 18, 2014 12:49 AM (f0pWu) Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:50 AM (MDgS8) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:50 AM (UtvsI) 520
Ein Big Mac mit Pomme Fritts bite ja? Unt mittel Coca-Coal danke.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:48 AM I'll have a liter a cola. Posted by: farva at December 18, 2014 12:50 AM (tBSrv) 521
eleven at December 18, 2014 12:47 AM (MDgS
I'll put you down for a heretic burning at 2 o'clock ... mmmkay ... Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:51 AM (P+IZm) 522
506 Point of order.
We are still, right now, even as we speak, at war with North Korea. We are simply enjoying a cease fire. As you were. Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 12:43 AM (JgC5a) No, we are technically still in a POLICE ACTION with a UN Mandate... with North Korea... We never actually declared War. Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 18, 2014 12:51 AM (f0pWu) 523
I'd heard a story from an old Hollywood guy (Orson Bean maybe?) that a movie producer wanted Roger Moore to run in a scene, and Moore protested that he couldn't run. Producer made him do it, looked at the film, then rewrote the scene.
It's *that* kind of "can't run" ... he can do what is technically is called running, but looks horrible doing it. Posted by: Steck at December 18, 2014 12:52 AM (5i94q) 524
I thought stilted English was a type of smelly cheese?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2014 12:52 AM (Dw98+) 525
So...
Slapping together another post, and I remembered this ranting incoherent response to an earlier post I had made: "California does not Fail Biology, You Do" http://tinyurl.com/lop3px2 The original article that the above was a response to: http://tinyurl.com/lksu8sd Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2014 12:53 AM (lN8KC) 526
439 The puppet sex in Team America was just.. ugh..
Posted by: HuuskerDu at December 18, 2014 12:15 AM (gYAkw) Are you slut shaming puppets!? The radfems are NOT going to like that. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:53 AM (2pq7O) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 12:54 AM (/mTq0) 528
"I remember Buckaroo Bonzai. That was horrible. The guy that starred in that has a masters degree in Roman and Renaissance art BTW."
Weller? He has defended his doctoral thesis, actually. Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2014 12:54 AM (noWW6) 529
Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:50 AM (UtvsI)
ummm, no .... I can't dance .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOyF4hR5GoE Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 18, 2014 12:55 AM (P+IZm) 530
Maybe you can find a German science or technical professor (contrasted with a humanities or language prof) and polish up your technical German with him or her or herr?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2014 12:55 AM (Dw98+) 531
I'll put you down for a heretic burning at 2 o'clock ... mmmkay ...
I have a tire appointment a 2. And I'm not generally free at any time ever. Does February 29th work for you? Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:55 AM (MDgS8) 532
I thought stilted English was a type of smelly cheese?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2014 12:52 AM (Dw98+) That's Stilton, and we are fresh out. Care to try some Venezuelan beaver cheese? Posted by: cheese shop owner at December 18, 2014 12:56 AM (8Fl6F) 533
Adriane, but we can dance if we want to
http://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 12:50 AM (UtvsI) I used to call that band Men Without Heads, because only somebody operating with just a brain stem would write a song like that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2014 12:57 AM (FMbng) 534
Are you slut shaming puppets!?
The radfems are NOT going to like that. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 12:53 AM (2pq7O) ****** And yet it never occurs to them that using the very word "slut" in such a statement is kinda Judgy. Imagine that. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 18, 2014 12:58 AM (eLjug) 535
Everybody look at you hands......
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2014 12:58 AM (MDgS8) 536
Prison Food or School Lunches
Yikes. I correctly guessed that #1 was a school lunch, but after that I was stumped. So Reason #154698 why government schools are indistinguishable from prisons, I suppose. Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2014 12:58 AM (sdi6R) 537
Ein Big Mac mit Pomme Fritts bite ja? Unt mittel Coca-Coal danke. >>>
Oh sure I ask for a Big Mac and fries with pop instead of Beer I'll fit right in. Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:59 AM (V8aMM) 538
Good. I was hoping someone would bring up the subject of the "Cheese Shop Sketch". And shut that bloody bouzouki up!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2014 01:00 AM (Dw98+) 539
http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/12/17/huff post-blogger-arrested-on-pedophilia-charges
Take out the double-space after huff. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:00 AM (8Fl6F) 540
"California does not Fail Biology, You Do"
There's this, um, 'physics' thing. And there's this other 'math' thing. What's that? Oh, yeah, 'economics'. These all sound awfully hard. Can we take them pass/fail? And is there a lot of reading? We don't like reading. ::: maybe we should change majors ::: Posted by: Californians at December 18, 2014 01:00 AM (noWW6) 541
in Munchin este ein hoffbrau haus,
eins! drie! Hoffbrau !!!!! Posted by: Adriane the Etymology Critic ... at December 18, 2014 01:01 AM (P+IZm) 542
German breakfasts are to be experienced but not savored. However goodies like Jaeager schnitzel das ist gut!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 01:01 AM (UtvsI) 543
537 Ein Big Mac mit Pomme Fritts bite ja? Unt mittel Coca-Coal danke. >>> Oh sure I ask for a Big Mac and fries with pop instead of Beer I'll fit right in. Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:59 AM (V8aMM) Prost! The most important German word you can learn. Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2014 01:02 AM (zt+N6) 544
530 -- andycanuck -- Technical German?
Unless you know decent German, you don't wanna go there. German is a very 'literal' language... they've got compound nouns that can run for an entire page. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 01:03 AM (/mTq0) 545
Benzen - gasoline
Diesel is diesel And luckily cars are clearly marked if they run on diesel. But do pay attention when fueling since the fuel nozzles are the same size. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 01:04 AM (UtvsI) 546
The doll sex scene in the theaters was pretty bad. I thought it was supposed to be a little kid's movie that had puppets in it. So, I took my kids to see it in the theater. I remember noticing that my kids - and one lone man with his little boy - were the only kids in the theater. That was the first "hint" that this was not a puppet movie for kids....
Posted by: Jen at December 18, 2014 12:35 AM (msAGT) "Bad Santa" was like that. The theater in my area had big sign up in the lobby that said," 'Bad Santa' is not a kid's movie," and stated the rating. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 18, 2014 01:04 AM (2pq7O) 547
Literal? Raise your PzKw IV Ausf F with a Bf-109F-4/Z/Trop.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2014 01:05 AM (UtvsI) 548
Swatara, you try memorizing this little ditty, and sing it once in the lab in Germany:
Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht, Der Tag glühend heiß Oder eiskalt die Nacht. Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ist unser Sinn; Es braust unser Panzer Im Sturmwind dahin. It goes on and on, too. And on and on, some more. (wondering if Pixy will send me to the Barrel for posting this) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:07 AM (8Fl6F) 549
537 Ein Big Mac mit Pomme Fritts bite ja? Unt mittel Coca-Coal danke. >>>
Oh sure I ask for a Big Mac and fries with pop instead of Beer I'll fit right in. Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 12:59 AM (V8aMM) Be sure to ask for the schnetezingruben(?). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 18, 2014 01:08 AM (+Fae7) 550
539 http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/12/17/huff post-blogger-arrested-on-pedophilia-charges
Take out the double-space after huff. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:00 AM (8Fl6F) fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Posted by: Sen Harry Reid, D-LittleBoysUnderpants at December 18, 2014 01:12 AM (+Fae7) 551
So my idiot DiL and her fellow SJW Special Snowflake Princesses held a Facebook "discussion" (more like an affirmation of faith, actually) concerning which Christmas songs were "rapey". Baby, It's Cold Outside won going away as being the "rapeiest", with Winter Wonderland placing second. It was all very earnest and chock full of "true, true"-type statements, but more than anything else it was an example par excellence of #FirstWorldWomynsProblems. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:16 AM (/dvmK) 552
Marquette University philosophy instructor Cheryl Abbate... Cheryls research interests are first and foremost Animal Ethics, including how Animal Ethics intersects with Animal Theology, Animal Minds, and Animal Consciousness. Cheryl also pursues research in military ethics, bioethics, environmental ethics, ecofeminism, and feminist philosophy. Sounds like a fun date. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2014 01:17 AM (kdS6q) 553
There's an interesting story at Drudge about a huge, ancient Egyptian mass graveyard for commoners having been found and now being excavated. The mummies have blond and red hair groups too.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2014 01:18 AM (Dw98+) 554
551 So my idiot DiL and her fellow SJW Special Snowflake Princesses held a Facebook "discussion" (more like an affirmation of faith, actually) concerning which Christmas songs were "rapey". Baby, It's Cold Outside won going away as being the "rapeiest", with Winter Wonderland placing second. It was all very earnest and chock full of "true, true"-type statements, but more than anything else it was an example par excellence of #FirstWorldWomynsProblems. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:16 AM (/dvmK) Is Winter Wonderland still rapey if its sung by a girl? Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2014 01:19 AM (zt+N6) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:19 AM (/dvmK) 556
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How Rudolf the red nosed reindeer didn't win is amazing. The undertones of rapiness are all over that song. Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 01:20 AM (V8aMM) Posted by: otho at December 18, 2014 01:22 AM (tBSrv) 558
Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 01:20 AM (V8aMM)
And don't get them started on Santa cumming down the chimney.... Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 18, 2014 01:22 AM (f0pWu) 559
Thanks to all that gave input on my upcoming Germanic tribulations.
Posted by: Swatara at December 18, 2014 01:22 AM (V8aMM) 560
For Frosty's Sake ... Prevent Global Warming
Posted by: Adriane the Science Critic ... at December 18, 2014 01:23 AM (P+IZm) 561
Ecofeminism is struck dumb with fear when asked to contemplate whether Gaia would be inflicted with toxic shock syndrome if one were to bury a soiled tampon in one's otherwise Gaia-friendly cathole after pooping in it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:24 AM (/dvmK) 562
Ecofeminism is struck dumb with fear when asked to contemplate whether Gaia would be inflicted with toxic shock syndrome if one were to bury a soiled tampon in one's otherwise Gaia-friendly cathole after pooping in it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:24 AM (/dvmK) #FreeBleeding Posted by: /b/ at December 18, 2014 01:26 AM (lN8KC) 563
Baby, It's Cold Outside won going away as being the "rapeiest", with Winter Wonderland placing second.
It was all very earnest and chock full of "true, true"-type statements, but more than anything else it was an example par excellence of #FirstWorldWomynsProblems. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:16 AM (/dvmK) Ironically ( I know, I know), neither of those two are explicitly Christmas songs. They are seasonal songs, that tend to get played at that time of year. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:26 AM (8Fl6F) 564
>>>Baby, It's Cold Outside won going away as being the "rapeiest",
Figures. Cougar and I love that song, except for 39,275 shitty remakes. We sing it together. Then, the rapeiness. Posted by: DC in River City at December 18, 2014 01:27 AM (e+1S5) 565
There's an interesting story at Drudge about a huge,
ancient Egyptian mass graveyard for commoners having been found and now being excavated. The mummies have blond and red hair groups too. Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2014 01:18 AM (Dw98+) Black muslims hardest hit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:29 AM (8Fl6F) 566
Christmas song titles like The Chronologically-Impaired Drummer Gender-Challenged Person is where they're headed, folks. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:29 AM (/dvmK) 567
563 Baby, It's Cold Outside won going away as being the "rapeiest", with Winter Wonderland placing second.
It was all very earnest and chock full of "true, true"-type statements, but more than anything else it was an example par excellence of #FirstWorldWomynsProblems. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:16 AM (/dvmK) Ironically ( I know, I know), neither of those two are explicitly Christmas songs. They are seasonal songs, that tend to get played at that time of year. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:26 AM (8Fl6F) Just take a little bit of this delicious Jello pudding. Posted by: Dr. William Cosby at December 18, 2014 01:29 AM (+Fae7) 568
I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas
Posted by: a KKK member at December 18, 2014 01:30 AM (V8aMM) 569
"I saw Mommy raping Santa Claus" is right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:31 AM (8Fl6F) 570
I'm partial to Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
Typical white woman had it comin'. Posted by: Barry Obama at December 18, 2014 01:32 AM (qfd4W) 571
Rape bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, rape is happening A beautiful sight, we're rapey tonight Raping in a raper wonderland Posted by: otho at December 18, 2014 01:34 AM (tBSrv) 572
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Christmas song titles like The Chronologically-Impaired Drummer Gender-Challenged Person is where they're headed, folks. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:29 AM (/dvmK) That would be "Songs Appropriate for Playing From the Last Friday of November Until 3 Weeks Prior to Martin Luther King, Jr. Day". Posted by: Kirsten Grainger-Levinson-Hernandez, SJW at December 18, 2014 01:34 AM (+Fae7) 573
And a little Japanese girl singing, "I Want a Tentacoloctopus For Christmas"? Nope, can't have that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:34 AM (8Fl6F) 574
There's an interesting story at Drudge about a huge,
ancient Egyptian mass graveyard for commoners having been found and now being excavated. The mummies have blond and red hair groups too. Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2014 01:18 AM (Dw98+) "It is thought that the mummies were buried around 1,500 years ago, between the 1st and 7th Century AD, when Egypt was controlled by the Roman and Byzantine Empire." Egypt was a crossroads and probably a place of genetic intermingling for millennia. For something truly interesting, check out the Tocharians, red headed Indo-European speaking denizens of what is now central Asia and Western China: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tocharians Posted by: The Tocharian Hat at December 18, 2014 01:35 AM (lN8KC) 575
What was the name of the raunchy barroom singer that Catherine O'Hara played on SCTV? Dusty something-or-another? I can just imagine the SJW Special Snowflake Princesses' putative minds seizing up with horror of they were to view sketches in which she appeared. That, and the ribald mockery of poofters in the Liberace - Elton John dueling Christmas pianos sketch. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 01:36 AM (/dvmK) 576
"I saw Mommy raping Santa Claus" is right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:31 AM (8Fl6F) ಠ_ಠ Posted by: Mrs. Claus at December 18, 2014 01:36 AM (lN8KC) 577
And this one should get the SJW's all a-flutter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNNpVYwID3I And I have the record. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2014 01:38 AM (8Fl6F) 578
What I remember most about reading Boy's Life.... They used to run science fiction stories, some from Heinlein and the like. These two features ran forever: The Time Machine stories planettom.livejournal.com/301351.html SPACE CONQUERORS! planettom.livejournal.com/294248.html Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2014 01:40 AM (kdS6q) 579
What was the name of the raunchy barroom singer that Catherine O'Hara played on SCTV? Dusty something-or-another? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Why yes, it is time for: The Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special http://youtu.be/liOtOSR_Pp0 This time of year I go around singing as John Candy as Divine singing Santa Bring My Baby. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2014 01:43 AM (kdS6q) 580
Oy,
Holly Berries are Red, Mistletoe comes in a ball, Wishing Health & Happiness, To each of you'ens and all ... Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 18, 2014 01:55 AM (P+IZm) 581
Midnight-ish ... Good Night, Horde!
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 18, 2014 01:56 AM (P+IZm) 582
Midnight-ish ... Good Night, Horde!
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 18, 2014 01:56 AM (P+IZm) Just remember... I'm watching you. Mwahahahaha! Posted by: Elf on the Shelf at December 18, 2014 01:58 AM (lN8KC) 583
"SPACE CONQUERORS!"
Conquest is cis-masculinist and heteronormative. Those phallic rocket ships? Sorry, no. Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2014 02:01 AM (noWW6) 584
The only thing I remember about Boy's Life was all the gun and mini bike advertisements. It really was a different world it seems.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2014 02:01 AM (FMbng) 585
Someone here really asked for Technical German? First, slather yourself in Bactine, and get a few of tubes of Anbesol. Here: Prufbuch fur werkzeugmachinen, G. Schlesinger, 1955 If you can converse on the topics, including the math, contained herein, then you have mastered Technical German. ... may The Force be With You ... Posted by: Darth Math at December 18, 2014 02:04 AM (FlRtG) 586
"The only thing I remember about Boy's Life was all the gun and mini bike advertisements."
You are forgetting the packets of dried sea horses, which you could buy, open them up, throw them in some water and they would come to life. Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 02:07 AM (JgC5a) 587
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You start with salt pork. You chop it into little pieces. You add an onion or so. You fry them til you get the Menard reaction. You throw in green beans, and cook slowly, oh, so slowly, for about 4 hours. You eat til you fall down. Trust me. Posted by: Southern racist cook's Grandma at December 18, 2014 02:07 AM (SPhXE) 588
You are forgetting the packets of dried sea horses, which you could buy, open them up, throw them in some water and they would come to life.
Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 02:07 AM (JgC5a) Damn,I forgot all about that. Just what the hell were those things? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2014 02:08 AM (FMbng) 589
The best stories always begin with either a train in the background or You start with salt pork, and they always end with Trust me.... Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 18, 2014 02:10 AM (sattt) 590
Of all the SCTV sketches, John Candy as Johnny LaRue doing Street Beef on the deserted streets of downtown Melonville in sub-freezing temperatures is by far and away my favorite. http://youtu.be/Rch3pAUHd0U You know that it's damn cold by the squeezing of the snow as he walks. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 02:10 AM (/dvmK) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 02:11 AM (/dvmK) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 18, 2014 02:13 AM (/dvmK) 593
Someone here really asked for Technical German?
First, slather yourself in Bactine, and get a few of tubes of Anbesol. Here: Prufbuch fur werkzeugmachinen, G. Schlesinger, 1955 If you can converse on the topics, including the math, contained herein, then you have mastered Technical German. ... may The Force be With You ... Posted by: Darth Math at December 18, 2014 02:04 AM (FlRtG) The only German language instructional video you will ever need: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo Posted by: Staplerfahrer Klaus at December 18, 2014 02:14 AM (lN8KC) 594
"Damn,I forgot all about that. Just what the hell were those things?"
Fuck if I know. Never bought any. Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 02:15 AM (JgC5a) 595
You are forgetting the packets of dried sea horses Posted by: navybrat Damn,I forgot all about that. Just what the hell were those things? Posted by: Berserker Nowadays? A Michelle Obama approved school lunch. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2014 02:21 AM (kdS6q) 596
The only German language instructional video you will ever need: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo This is not sufficiently-technical German. There is no math involved, although there is a demonstration of the effects of gravity. Posted by: Darth Math at December 18, 2014 02:21 AM (FlRtG) 597
I was curious about the 'Roger Moore not running in movies' from above, so I did a quick search and found this at IMDB:
Collapsed during a matinee performance of the Broadway comedy "The Play What I Wrote", but finished the show after a 10-minute break. Roger was playing the part of the mystery guest star, which the cameo role is filled by celebrities, when he fainted toward the end of the second act. He was taken to the hospital after the show. The following day he was fitted with a pacemaker - something he had been previously told he would eventually have to get. (May 2003) It seems as if Moore had a bad heart for some time, so maybe that's why he didn't run in movies. Posted by: RickZ at December 18, 2014 02:25 AM (BEGv4) Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 02:29 AM (JgC5a) 599
I think you could turn in about 20 SH Green stamps for a packet of sea horses.
Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 02:30 AM (JgC5a) 600
Further down on IMDB, there's this about Moore and running:
All the scenes in which showed Moore running in his seven Bond movies were performed by doubles, since the actor felt he looked awkward running. Posted by: RickZ at December 18, 2014 02:31 AM (BEGv4) Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 02:32 AM (JgC5a) 602
Update: At about 6:10 a severely Teutonic blonde in rather severe heels and suit prowls past. Someone may need to provide an explanation and treats to AtC for posting such a video without first obtaining permission. Posted by: Darth Math at December 18, 2014 02:35 AM (FlRtG) Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 02:40 AM (JgC5a) 604
Update: At about 6:10 a severely Teutonic blonde in rather severe heels and suit prowls past. Someone may need to provide an explanation and treats to AtC for posting such a video without first obtaining permission.
Posted by: Darth Math at December 18, 2014 02:35 AM (FlRtG) Are you suggesting that the Empress would be displeased with the offering? Posted by: ᚻᚫᛏ at December 18, 2014 02:45 AM (lN8KC) 605
Are you suggesting that the Empress would be displeased with the offering? Having a spare pint of Chocolate Mint Chocolate Chip with a can (and opener) of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup readily available might be a wise precaution. Posted by: Darth Math at December 18, 2014 02:51 AM (FlRtG) 606
Yeah, about that Swiss citizenship.
Apps are now running about 12 years behind. You still owe USA taxes for ten years after that. Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 03:01 AM (JgC5a) 607
Sony has no balls. They need to show corporations everywhere how to handle communist / socialist / criminal organizations that threaten their existence. Capitalism needs to buy a gun.
Posted by: goon at December 18, 2014 03:01 AM (gNTQS) Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 03:03 AM (JgC5a) 609
Yeah, about that Swiss citizenship.
Apps are now running about 12 years behind. You still owe USA taxes for ten years after that. Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 03:01 AM (JgC5a) NOM NOM NOM Posted by: Leviathan at December 18, 2014 03:08 AM (lN8KC) 610
Sony is in Tokyo, well within range of the NK missiles that WE ALLOWED THEM TO BUILD thanks to Democrat enablers going back 20 years.
Posted by: navybrat at December 18, 2014 03:11 AM (JgC5a) 611
Sony is in Tokyo. Well within range of NK missiles. Seeing Hollywood spanked is lots of fun ... and I think that EVERYONE sees their absolute lack of huevos rancheros ... ... but, at some point, we need to stand up to "Chubby Boy" Kim. When? Tokyo will always be in range, there's no getting around that fact. Whomever is really behind this, and I think it's Kim, has seen that this sort of threat pays off. Civilians are targets now, and the first target. Will the threat(s) really be executed? What's the next "thing" that results in this sort of threat? Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2014 03:20 AM (FlRtG) 612
593 -- That video was shown at an anime con ages ago...
...it had the audience rolling in the aisles. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 18, 2014 03:22 AM (/mTq0) 613
Night all.
Here is "Hymns from the Blazing Chariot" from Rudra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVvDOTxEb_Q Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2014 03:37 AM (lN8KC) Posted by: The Political Hat at December 18, 2014 03:38 AM (lN8KC) 615
Furthermore, I didn't bother establishing any computer banks anywhere...especially not in Texas.
Posted by: I. Asimov at December 18, 2014 04:04 AM (jcpQL) 616
Marquette University needs a serious house cleaning. What an amazing story and, reading the background blog posts, I see it's not uncommon there. Whatever happened to the Jesuits? Once upon a time the order was intellectually curious and skeptical of popular opinions. Now, Stalinist.
Posted by: MTF at December 18, 2014 04:10 AM (QZIW8) 617
G'morning, to the Magical Mystery Morons, living in my laptop.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2014 05:50 AM (irGEw) 618
Through the sleep study. Not sure when I get results.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at December 18, 2014 05:52 AM (jL6GL) 619
I guess that I could mention that the Morning Thread is up, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2014 05:53 AM (irGEw) 620
Politifact: Mostly Bullshit
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Posted by: Linda at December 18, 2014 06:21 PM (Dj10Y) 622
Of course Ebola can be spread by droplet. Here is the reference: "Lethal experimental infections of rhesus monkeys by aerosolized Ebola virus"
Int J Exp Pathol. Aug 1995 76(4) 227-236. And weird, the research was conducted at the US Army Medical Research unit in Frederick, Maryland. You don't suppose that..., nah I cannot imagine what the Army is researching Ebola aerosols for. By the way I have an MD after my name and Ebola scares the crap out of me. Imagine our Southern border if a few hundred cases show up in Mexico Posted by: brindle at December 18, 2014 08:34 PM (O/x2e) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0723 seconds. |
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