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Nicholas Roerich, "Battle in the Heavens" (1912)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 11:15 AM




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1 Aliens.

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:08 AM (mf5HN)

2 *bounds about in thread*

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (mf5HN)

3 Ah, thread neu.

Are those thatch houses in Cuba?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (UtvsI)

4 First? And can you get that off the top shelf for me?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (KBIDy)

5 *plants flag*

I claim this thread in the name of alextopia!

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (mf5HN)

6 The battle is in the Heavens. And I'm getting pissed on.

Posted by: Guy in the valley. at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (Spluw)

7 First? And can you get that off the top shelf for me?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (KBIDy)



*shinkicks SO HARD*

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (mf5HN)

8 *readies the Riders of Rohan and their Raptors*

For Alextopia!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:10 AM (UtvsI)

9 Top ten!

Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 17, 2014 11:10 AM (+rx1r)

10
I had that same paint by number kit when I was a kid.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2014 11:10 AM (NaV4z)

11 *bounds about in thread*
Posted by: alexthechick

Please keep bounding.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2014 11:10 AM (Spluw)

12 So someone would just walk up to Barry and hand him their keys? Bullshit. I wouldn't hand the keys to my riding mower to Barack. He'd drive it into the pond and blame someone else.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:10 AM (KBIDy)

13 I see a a tranny Bigfoot in a Hot Air Balloon

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (iWo0u)

14 I see Waldo hiding in one those huts.

Posted by: dantesed at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (88xKn)

15
I claim this thread in the name of alextopia!

I liked it better when you were bounding.

Because jiggles.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (JtwS4)

16 A thunderstorm over Cuba?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (0FSuD)

17 AtC, if you even ran into Mooch in a Target, would you ask her to reach something on a tall shelf?

I'm picturing hilarity ensuing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (FsuaD)

18 Looks like a progressive rock album cover.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (7ObY1)

19 First? And can you get that off the top shelf for me?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (KBIDy)


*shinkicks SO HARD*

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:09 AM (mf5HN)
.........Ouch, and with the stompy boots on too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (KBIDy)

20

Sorry.... I think that looks like one HUGE mushroom cloud.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (NaV4z)

21 Ooh, that one is pretty! Is it a watercolor?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (ABcz/)

22 Some K-Pop
http://youtu.be/jYuP1ZiJSd0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (UtvsI)

23 I see blue bewbies

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (7ObY1)

24 This post is racist.

Posted by: Mooch at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (1vYi0)

25 Nicholas Rohrschach- Invasion of the Cauliflower

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (lHb9q)

26 I see a a tranny Bigfoot in a Hot Air Balloon

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM
........Easier to get items that are way up high.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (KBIDy)

27 Hey, Barry. Fetch me some coffee, will you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (FsuaD)

28 Feel good story of the day. Gun owner 1. Thug 0



http://tinyurl.com/p4f59sg

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2014 11:12 AM (0FSuD)

29 Looks like Fat Deposits On Liver

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 17, 2014 11:13 AM (XzRw1)

30 Storm's a'comin.

Posted by: huerfano at December 17, 2014 11:14 AM (bAGA/)

31 *shinkicks SO HARD*

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all


This requires ladders and scaffolding, yes?

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 17, 2014 11:14 AM (/Ho8c)

32 @17 - if I ran into Mooch in a Target I'd ask her what department her $1500 coat came from.

"Excuse me, ma'am, I'm looking for the shoulder-chip department and I thought you'd probably be able to point me there."

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2014 11:14 AM (o+SC1)

33 psychedelic sky

we're going full '60's, man. It's gonna be great, sex, drugs, rock n roll.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2014 11:14 AM (pxExP)

34 Bander, are you implying that I cannot bound and claim at the same time? I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

AtC, if you even ran into Mooch in a Target, would you ask her to reach something on a tall shelf?

I'm picturing hilarity ensuing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (FsuaD)



OMG can you even? I was pondering the look on my face if I was approached for that charming anecdote.

I think it would resemble this.

http://bit.ly/QRwEUd

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:14 AM (mf5HN)

35 OK, quick quiz for the horde:

Monday: Muslim takes people hostage in Sydney shop.

Tuesday: Pakistan Taliban murder 140+ school children, burning a female teacher alive in front of them first.

Wednesday: At least 150 women, including pregnant women, were executed in
Fallujah by a militant named Abu Anas Al-Libi after they refused to
accept jihad marriage.

OK, here's the question: After which incident were we told that Muslim women feared for their safety? And which culture was condemned as being intolerant?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:15 AM (ABcz/)

36 So Mooch thinks she's the only person to have ever been mistaken for a store employee? Fucking cunt. I'm an evil white man and I've been asked "what aisle is product X in" a few times. And I've also asked someone "where can I find X" who turned out not to work there. And get this....these people were all white too!!!! Imagine that.

I must be a racist against whitey.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 17, 2014 11:15 AM (0LHZx)

37 Excuse me Miss, I was wondering if you could tell me where the arugula is?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:15 AM (KBIDy)

38 Sparkle Motion?

Moon Tiara Power up!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:15 AM (UtvsI)

39 OMG can you even? I was pondering the look on my face if I was approached for that charming anecdote.



I think it would resemble this.



http://bit.ly/QRwEUd



Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:14 AM (mf5HN)


LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:16 AM (FsuaD)

40 Hey, Barry. Hands up! Catch my keys!

*shamelessly stolen from a commenter at the People article*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:17 AM (FsuaD)

41 Wednesday: At least 150 women, including pregnant women, were executed in
Fallujah by a militant named Abu Anas Al-Libi after they refused to
accept jihad marriage.

OK, here's the question: After which incident were we told that Muslim women feared for their safety? And which culture was condemned as being intolerant?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:15 AM (ABcz/)


Wait WHAT. That is just.

I wanna be a LIV. Their lives have to be better not knowing this. Must be.

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:17 AM (mf5HN)

42 "Battle in Heaven," eh.

The clouds are winning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:17 AM (0HooB)

43 I tell this story- I mean, even as the first lady- during that wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf. Because she didn't see me as the first lady, she saw me as someone who could help her.


Man do I dislike that woman.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:17 AM (7ObY1)

44 So it says battle of heavens, but i don't see any longbows or crossbows. Surely one side would be wise enough to use crossbows.

Posted by: Penfold at December 17, 2014 11:18 AM (Fbt5B)

45 >>I think it would resemble this.
http://bit.ly/QRwEUd

*snort* That makes grumpy cat look approachable.


But I think we all know that there is no way someone could get within 50 feet of Michelle at Target. SS probably blocked off whatever aisle she was in.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:18 AM (ABcz/)

46 "Lipomas over Liepzig"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 17, 2014 11:18 AM (lHb9q)

47 Looks like different kinds of stuffing falling from the clouds.

Posted by: Null at December 17, 2014 11:18 AM (xjpRj)

48 36 So Mooch thinks she's the only person to have ever been mistaken for a store employee?


When the BLOTUS told the story to David Letterman two years ago, it was a charming anecdote.

Now it's...RAYCISS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:19 AM (7ObY1)

49 The Michelle story is BS. A woman with people who look like serious business. And someone penetrates their cordon to blissfully and ignorantly ask her to get something.

This is another attempt by her to portray herself as what she thinks is a normal person.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:19 AM (UtvsI)

50 18 Looks like a progressive rock album cover.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:11 AM (7ObY1)


*nods and hoist coffee*

1978 Jazz Fusion-ish. ... perhaps.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 17, 2014 11:20 AM (UtwNa)

51 That one cloud up toward the top left corner (just to the left of the purple cloud) looks like a pissed-off Santa Claus.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 17, 2014 11:20 AM (lHb9q)

52 In 2011 at a black tie function, Valerie Jarrett asked a four-star general, who was walking past her table, to fetch her another glass of wine.

The class act he was, he graciously brought her another glass. Then sat down at a nearby table.

These people (ValJar and the Obamas) are the epitome of trash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:20 AM (FsuaD)

53 8 *readies the Riders of Rohan and their Raptors*For Alextopia!
---
winces at the thought of what Eomer might say to Alex...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2014 11:20 AM (/eTPT)

54 My theory about that Target incident. It was a short white LIV shopper who thought it was Michelle. But when she got close Mooch looked so ugky in unphotoshoppdd person that she decided naaah, it couldn't be. So she covered up by asking for help reaching for something. That's my catty theory.

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2014 11:20 AM (cbfNE)

55 Reconnaissance photos suggest that's Gitmo in the lower right corner.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2014 11:20 AM (UzPAd)

56 First? And can you get that off the top shelf for me?
Don't ask AtC that unless you want a stylish boot to the groin.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:21 AM (Dw98+)

57 I wish I knew hot to photo shop. I'd put Mooch in a red shirt and some kahki's

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2014 11:21 AM (KBIDy)

58 I was mistaken for a rocket scientist....but i didn't hold a grudge

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 17, 2014 11:21 AM (uJK1E)

59 LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:16 AM (FsuaD)



That is a remarkably accurate depiction of me.

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:21 AM (mf5HN)

60 Mooch's Target encounter is like The Oprah being told the bag was too expensive. Both race baiting bullshit.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 17, 2014 11:21 AM (XzRw1)

61 Looks like we're in for stormy weather....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (wtvvX)

62 Wait WHAT. That is just.

EXACTLY.
Mass murder has become so common that it's incomprehensible.
Every day we hear that Boko Haram has slaughtered an entire church, school, village. Or ISIS has mass executed 100+ Syrian army.

I really, really don't want to hear another word about being mistaken for a valet/Target employee, micro-aggressions or rape culture when really evil sh%t like that is happening.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (ABcz/)

63 Laura Bush would smile sweetly and have one or two of her SS men help the lady.

Posted by: Old Glazier at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (1W2Op)

64 In Re: Erick Erickson's column:

I would be surprised if Boehner was ousted as Speaker. The Republicans won more seats in the House last November. Under those circumstances it would be unusual to replace the leadership.* Finding someone to herd all of those cats and get a goodly portion when there is factional infighting to go the same way is difficult and unappreciated at best.

*I am certain that there are plenty of names that members of various factions within the Republican caucus would find more congenial to their beliefs. Finding one who will be acceptable to more than your faction is a bit trickier.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (hLRSq)

65 The Michelle story is BS. A woman with people who look like serious business. And someone penetrates their cordon to blissfully and ignorantly ask her to get something.

This is another attempt by her to portray herself as what she thinks is a normal person.


Yep, I don't believe any of it.

I wonder if there's any YourToob footage of that visit. If FLOTUS got anywhere close to one of us peasants, it was approved and choreographed.

After a body cavity search.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (0HooB)

66 http://bit.ly/QRwEUd


Wow, the Queen appears angry in that photo.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (/Ho8c)

67 I'm trying to picture a young Barry Obama working (snort!) as a valet in Chicago.

It's raining, and the idiot can't figure out how to open his umbrella.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (FsuaD)

68 OK, here's the question: After which incident were
we told that Muslim women feared for their safety? And which culture was
condemned as being intolerant?




Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:15 AM (ABcz/)


UVA Fraternities!!!

Posted by: MSNBC at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)

69 If you consider the three rows of clouds, from bottom to top- black, purple then golden, in the purple row, second cloud from the right has an Ewok face on it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 17, 2014 11:23 AM (lHb9q)

70 The mistaken for a store employee is the new theme among blacks to prove how racist society is. Pretty soon it will be, I got to the store at 9:02pm, the store closes at 9:00, they didn't let me in. Fucking racists!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 17, 2014 11:23 AM (0LHZx)

71 Just an idle guess, but I wonder if Nicholas Roerich was an early proponent of weed-based art creation?

Posted by: MTF at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (LISuA)

72 This reminds me, I'm due for a colonoscopy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (lHb9q)

73 But I think we all know that there is no way someone could get within 50 feet of Michelle at Target. SS Her ginormous ass probably blocked off whatever aisle she was in.

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (zF6Iw)

74 67
I'm trying to picture a young Barry Obama working (snort!) as a valet in Chicago.

It's raining, and the idiot can't figure out how to open his umbrella or use a stick shift


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (FsuaD)


FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (0FSuD)

75 Is that Obama's village in the lower right?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (bWBdM)

76 Last year mooch visited target to Christmas shop in a highly photographed staged event. There should be pictures of it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (zOTsN)

77
Too good to click through and verify. Tabloid Bild headline, in the wake of the fall of the Ruble:

"Google Now Worth More Than Russia"

Posted by: Bandersnatch, now 100% Sparkle Motion compliant at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (JtwS4)

78 75 Is that Obama's village in the lower right?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (bWBdM)

________

The one missing an idiot?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (0LHZx)

79 A couple of days ago, I actually asked a tall black guy if he could reach a bottle of seafood cocktail sauce near the back of the tallest shelf. He kindly did.

I had no idea I was being raaaccccisssss.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (FsuaD)

80 You don't ask FLOTUS to get something off the top shelf.

You tell her to fix you a G_d-damned sammich.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (wtvvX)

81 72
This reminds me, I'm due for a colonoscopy.

The Republican's just provided you one over the weekend.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (XzRw1)

82 Maybe i'm old fashion, but when someone asks you to get something down from a shelf, aren't you suppose to say "yess 'em master"

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (uJK1E)

83 77
Too good to click through and verify. Tabloid Bild headline, in the wake of the fall of the Ruble:

"Google Now Worth More Than Russia"
Posted by: Bandersnatch, now 100% Sparkle Motion compliant at December 17, 2014 11:25 AM (JtwS4)

__________

Russia is less fascist than Google though.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 17, 2014 11:26 AM (0LHZx)

84 Off to Target now to get oppressed.

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2014 11:26 AM (cbfNE)

85 75
Is that Obama's village Kenyan birthplace in the lower right?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (bWBdM

FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2014 11:26 AM (0FSuD)

86 I don't think I'd ask Barry for a glass of tap water lest he fuck up the order.

Can you imagine how perplexing it might be if he had to carry a tray of hot coffee?

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2014 11:26 AM (UzPAd)

87 75 Is that Obama's village in the lower right?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2014 11:24 AM (bWBdM)

You mean the one missing its idiot?

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 17, 2014 11:26 AM (g+qqc)

88 Just think. Mooche has never heard of the Golden Rule.


Sad. Bitch

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2014 11:27 AM (0FSuD)

89 Can you imagine how perplexing it might be if he had to carry a tray of hot coffee?
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2014 11:26 AM (UzPAd)

Yeah, just don't ask him what time it is when he is carrying it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 17, 2014 11:27 AM (g+qqc)

90 84
Off to Target now to get oppressed.

Posted by: @votermom at December 17, 2014 11:26 AM (cbfNE)


Gah. I was there yesterday. The screaming brats and their passive, tolerant moms gave me a rage headache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:27 AM (FsuaD)

91 Nicholas Roerich, "Battle in the Heavens"



***Spoiler alert***


God wins.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 17, 2014 11:27 AM (f3Lr8)

92 Reminds me a bit of Terry Gilliam's work on Monty Python...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 17, 2014 11:28 AM (wtvvX)

93 When are King Barry and Queen Mooch leaving for Hawaii?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:28 AM (FsuaD)

94 Don't ask AtC that unless you want a stylish boot to the groin.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:21 AM (Dw98+)

If she could kick that high she would be a Rockette.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 17, 2014 11:28 AM (hLRSq)

95 Now THAT'S a puffy cloud.

Posted by: Bob Ross at December 17, 2014 11:29 AM (DL2i+)

96 Hey, are there packaged tours to Alextopia? Can you rent-a-hut? Just checking for Obammy's next Christmas vacation.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 17, 2014 11:29 AM (g+qqc)

97 Happy little trees....

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 17, 2014 11:30 AM (g+qqc)

98 King Putz is going to open his pie hole shortly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:30 AM (FsuaD)

99 94
Don't ask AtC that unless you want a stylish boot to the groin.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:21 AM (Dw98+)



If she could kick that high she would be a Rockette.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 17, 2014 11:28 AM (hLRSq)

<snort>

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 17, 2014 11:30 AM (wtvvX)

100 98 King Putz is going to open his pie hole shortly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:30 AM (FsuaD)

Into which his foot should fit nicely.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 17, 2014 11:30 AM (g+qqc)

101 93
When are King Barry and Queen Mooch leaving for Hawaii?

They have to fuck a few more things then it's Bon Voyage.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (XzRw1)

102 OK, here's the question: After which incident were we told that Muslim women feared for their safety? And which culture was condemned as being intolerant?Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:15 AM (ABcz/)

*****

Bingo!
Lizzy, you have just won full Platinum access to the Internetz for one full year. I hereby donate all my ampersands to your account. Take the rest of the day off. Have a cookie, you've earned it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (lHb9q)

103 There is a CBS.com story titled "Michelle Obama Shops Incognito at Target. Dated 30 Sep 2011. She is wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses with jeans and a flowered blouse


She is incognito, yet pissed she wasn't recognized

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

104 Echo the BS Michelle story.

As much as I disagree with G W Bush, if someone asked him to help get something off the shelf, he would just do it and move on with his life...not crow about it in an interview later. There's such a thing as humility in service. W got it. She doesn't.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (eytER)

105 Aussie posted a link to an Australia photo-sharing site that had this cute little beasties that looks like an ewok, called a quokka:

http://perthzoo.wa.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/quokka-joey.jpg

Just passing on an emergency cute....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (ABcz/)

106 Has anybody read any comments to that People article? Are Barky and Worf being called out as the idiots they are?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (zF6Iw)

107 If she could kick that high she would be a Rockette.
Oh-oh. I think I'm gonna leave the thread now. I don't want to get blood and crap all over my clothes.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (Dw98+)

108 winces at the thought of what Eomer might say to Alex...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 17, 2014 11:20 AM (/eTPT)



*ponders Eomer*

*ponders moar*

bbl

Posted by: alexthechick - The Specialest Snowflake of all at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (mf5HN)

109 93 When are King Barry and Queen Mooch leaving for Hawaii?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:28 AM (FsuaD)

Friday

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at December 17, 2014 11:32 AM (fWAjv)

110 Short nickel, Cuba has a shit load of it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2014 11:32 AM (0FSuD)

111 The local MS store was giving away an Xbox one.

Having not much to do today I went to try and win it.

I show up, only person thusfar to get a ticket.

Time ticks down to the drawing. Then suddenly, I shit you not, Downs Syndrome kids, one of which looked to have cancer arrived.

Yeah, you can guess how it turned out.

I almost considered leaving figuring "the hell I'm going to be the guy who won an Xbox over a Downs kid." But God had it taken care of anyway.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:32 AM (HDwDg)

112 In the story she says only the cashier recognized her


Racist.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:32 AM (zOTsN)

113 109 93 When are King Barry and Queen Mooch leaving for Hawaii?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:28 AM (FsuaD)

Friday
Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at December 17, 2014 11:32 AM (fWAjv)


Do they have to come back?

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 17, 2014 11:32 AM (g+qqc)

114 I denounce the casual ethnocentrism and stereotyping in the thread, as usual. Check your affluent white cisnormative privileges, haters.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 17, 2014 11:32 AM (OOdcU)

115 106
Has anybody read any comments to that People article? Are Barky and Worf being called out as the idiots they are?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (zF6Iw)


The comments are hilarious and spot-on. Of course, some prog commented that it was proof Drudge had linked the story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:33 AM (FsuaD)

116
As much as I disagree with G W Bush, if someone asked him to help get something off the shelf, he would just do it and move on with his life...not crow about it in an interview later. There's such a thing as humility in service. W got it. She doesn't.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (eytER)

Which is why you don't hear about him visiting the WTC Memorial. No selfies taken, no fanfare.

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at December 17, 2014 11:33 AM (fWAjv)

117 What Target was Michelle in where the assumption was that she was black that she was working there? I find it rare in the DC area to see African Americans working on the floor in Target.

Mostly Asian to include subcontinent around here.

Maybe she was wearing a red shirt? Because that is what Target staff wears.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2014 11:34 AM (Rx8ML)

118 There is a CBS.com story titled "Michelle Obama Shops Incognito at Target. Dated 30 Sep 2011. She is wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses with jeans and a flowered blouse

She is incognito, yet pissed she wasn't recognized


Incognito. I don't think it means what she thinks it means.

"Surrounded by a phalanx of SS agents" IS NOT incognito.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 17, 2014 11:34 AM (f3Lr8)

119 Braiiiiins.....braiiiins.....

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 17, 2014 11:35 AM (2cS/G)

120 In the story she says only the cashier recognized her


I know when I shop at Target, I'm accompanied by several guys in suits, sunglasses, and ear pieces. With scary guns.

She's such a liar. Just like her "husband."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:35 AM (FsuaD)

121 Wait - she is mad because someone asked her to get something off the top shelf?

Did she notice she's tall?

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2014 11:35 AM (Rx8ML)

122 Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2014 11:34 AM (Rx8ML

I'm calling bullshit.

She'd have a secret service detail. No one would mistake her for anything other than someone famous.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:35 AM (HDwDg)

123 If it was from the photographed trip she was not wearing a red blouse. She is, however, extremely tall.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

124 NY Slime reports US to recognize Cuba.


Merry Fucking Christmas.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2014 11:36 AM (0FSuD)

125 Plus even in the incognito target trip, she had secret service and an assistant with her. She always does. She's lying

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

126 >> There's such a thing as humility in service. W got it. She doesn't.

Yep, all he does for veterans (off radar) since leaving office demonstrates this. And while still in office he regularly visited recovering vets in the hospital with no camera crew. Just wanted to chat with them and their families, express his gratitude. Because - get this - he knows it's not about him.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:36 AM (ABcz/)

127 Drudge linked a story yesterday that Mooch is really looking forward to Christmas morning so she can sleep late. Because she's up early every morning to work.

First of all, she doesn't work. Secondly, what mother sleeps in on Christmas morning?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:37 AM (FsuaD)

128 not liking the art today, needs moar white privilege

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (7RXcs)

129 >>NY Slime reports US to recognize Cuba.

Bet he's doing this now just to piss off Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (ABcz/)

130 124
NY Slime reports US to recognize Cuba.

Their cigars go well with a triple scotch.

Posted by: John Boehner at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (XzRw1)

131 She is incognito, yet pissed she wasn't recognized

Yet there's a CBS story about it, with pix from an AP photog.

Isn't that just a teeny, weeny bit psychotic?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (0HooB)

132 I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Every time that just makes me think of the South Park girls club. "If it pleases and sparkles." And when they all agree instead of "aye" its "Sunshine!"

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (zt+N6)

133 In the story she says only the cashier recognized her>>>

By the name on the credit card?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (Mxs5H)

134 I'm trying to picture a young Barry Obama working (snort!) as a valet in Chicago.

It's raining, and the idiot can't figure out how to open his umbrella.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:22 AM (FsuaD)

He'd be a great valet hire. After all, you know he can drive stick like a champ

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (lZ1M5)

135 Gaylord Focker in The Graduate.

Gaylord, "Mrs. Robinson are you trying to seduce me?"

Mrs. Robinson, "No trying to get a date for my freakishly tall and fugly daughter."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:39 AM (UtvsI)

136 Cruz. Hmmm. It's for the Cuban vote in Florida

Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

137 Aw, c'mon. This is clearly Michelle's season. As Yukon Cornelius would say as she approaches the tree, "Lookee what she can do!" Also, she bounces.

Posted by: Rev at December 17, 2014 11:40 AM (3hXy6)

138 Plus even in the incognito target trip, she had secret service and an assistant with her. She always does. She's lying
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:36 AM (zOTsN)


yep, they're just trying to humanize her and make her less hateable of a monster

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 17, 2014 11:40 AM (7RXcs)

139 Secondly, what mother sleeps in on Christmas morning?

The little spawn already received their Kwanzaa gifts--moustache bleach.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 17, 2014 11:40 AM (XzRw1)

140 The story over Thanksgiving about Barry and the girls shopping at the book store said as the JEF handed over his credit card, he commented, "Hope it works."

Apparently back in September, he and the beard went out for a fancy date night, and his credit card was declined.

*snerk*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:41 AM (FsuaD)

141 First of all, she doesn't work. Secondly, what mother sleeps in on Christmas morning?>>>

One that has a team of servants to deal with their prop children?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 17, 2014 11:41 AM (Mxs5H)

142 First of all, she doesn't work. Secondly, what mother sleeps in on Christmas morning?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:37 AM (FsuaD)

----

Everything this woman says is stupid and contrived. Her comments never make sense when viewed even slightly critically.

She's as stupid as her thesis paper.

Posted by: seems legit at December 17, 2014 11:42 AM (A98Xu)

143 Funny how we never heard about the Target outrage before, and I did see pic/video of that, and we never heard of the valet outrage either. As if I didn't know before, that is good evidence they are lying.

Posted by: Baldy at December 17, 2014 11:42 AM (+35FH)

144 There is a CBS.com story titled "Michelle Obama Shops Incognito at Target. Dated 30 Sep 2011. She is wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses with jeans and a flowered blouse


She is incognito, yet pissed she wasn't recognized
Posted by: ThunderB at December 17, 2014 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

Pretty sure we thrashed that one, too

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:42 AM (lZ1M5)

145 Apparently back in September, he and the beard went out for a fancy date night, and his credit card was declined.

*snerk*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:41 AM (FsuaD)

Came back as stolen

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:43 AM (lZ1M5)

146 Proposed: that we project the movie "The Interview" onto the moon. The. Fucking. Moon. Because we're America, dammit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 17, 2014 11:43 AM (MLfDH)

147 I'm trying to get up the courage to hit Macy's. One more gift to buy and I'm finished!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:43 AM (FsuaD)

148 *pauses*

Evil thought. Special North American only character for Tekken 7 to replace Lucky Chloe?

Stockgirl Michelle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:43 AM (UtvsI)

149 'Tis the season to yell racist.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 17, 2014 11:43 AM (XUKZU)

150 Heard on Fox this morning that Carmike theatres in Gawja aren't going to show "The Interview." Cowards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:44 AM (FsuaD)

151 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:41 AM (FsuaD

More bullshit.

You know Amex has given him one of their highest cards sans limits with a personal account manager.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:44 AM (HDwDg)

152 I'm trying to get up the courage to hit Macy's. One more gift to buy and I'm finished!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:43 AM (FsuaD)


The malls here were basically empty when I was out earlier in the story I relayed above.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:44 AM (HDwDg)

153 Their cigars go well with a triple scotch.
Posted by: John Boehner at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (XzRw1)

Only good Cuban I ever had spent two years in a humidor. All the rest were garbage. Dominican and Nicaraguan FTW

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:44 AM (lZ1M5)

154 The little spawn already received their Kwanzaa gifts--moustache bleach.


*shakes coffee out of laptop*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:45 AM (0HooB)

155 Proposed: that we project the movie "The Interview" onto the moon. The. Fucking. Moon. Because we're America, dammit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 17, 2014 11:43 AM (MLfDH)


I'd settle for projecting it in the sky over N Korea. Show those fcukers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 17, 2014 11:45 AM (7RXcs)

156 So much for Nixon going to China.

This is basically ... a communist going to a communist country and saying, meh, communism isn't really that bad. In fact, it's kinda good with all the sharing.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:45 AM (ZPrif)

157 Air-drop over North Korea little puppets of Kim from Team America.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:46 AM (UtvsI)

158 Secondly, what mother sleeps in on Christmas morning?


The little spawn already received their Kwanzaa gifts--moustache bleach.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility



No-No's.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 17, 2014 11:46 AM (f3Lr8)

159 Only good Cuban I ever had spent two years in a humidor.



What was her name?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 17, 2014 11:47 AM (f3Lr8)

160 Jesse Ventura, douchebag extraordinaire, is now suing the publisher of "American Sniper" for $150,000. Because suing Chris Kyle's widow and children wasn't punishment enough.

Is it wrong that I hope he strolls into a bar full of SEALs soon?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:47 AM (FsuaD)

161
Wait - she is mad because someone asked her to get something off the top shelf?

Did she notice she's tall?

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2014 11:35 AM (Rx8ML)








The item: Basketball

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 11:48 AM (TIIx5)

162 Basketball? Well that midnight basketball gift from Madeline Allbright sure didn't keep Kim away from the atomic weapons lab.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2014 11:49 AM (UtvsI)

163 What was her name?
Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 17, 2014 11:47 AM (f3Lr

"Numero Quatro", IIRC

Is it wrong that I hope he strolls into a bar full of SEALs soon?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:47 AM (FsuaD)

Can the SEALS pull someone's trident?

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:50 AM (lZ1M5)

164 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 11:48 AM (TIIx5

I'm not all that tall, and I've had people (usually little old ladies) ask me for help getting stuff down before.

And in shorts and a t-shirt I certainly didn't look like I worked there.

Sometimes people just ask the closest random person for help, assuming they aren't you know, an ass.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:50 AM (HDwDg)

165
Is it wrong that I hope he strolls into a bar full of SEALs soon?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:47 AM (FsuaD


SEALs, Gentle Giants, an avalanche. There has to be a special corner for him in Hell.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 11:50 AM (l1zOH)

166 Can the SEALS pull someone's trident?



Is that like yanking the short and curlies?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2014 11:51 AM (f3Lr8)

167 Only good Cuban I ever had spent two years in a humidor. All the rest were garbage. Dominican and Nicaraguan FTW
Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:44 AM (lZ1M5)

was the humidor's name Monica?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 11:51 AM (l1zOH)

168 I m surprised Barack didn't have to sit in the back of the Greyhound (which he and his mom took across the US when they lived in Hawaii).

Posted by: Baldy at December 17, 2014 11:51 AM (+35FH)

169 The woman goes to Target once in her adult life (bam!) and she's still squawking about it 2 years later.

Hey BLOATUS - the rest of us, we call that "Thursday."

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:51 AM (7ObY1)

170
Is that like yanking the short and curlies?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2014 11:51 AM (f3Lr

Like retroactively expelling him

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:52 AM (lZ1M5)

171 A happier more disciplined Van Gogh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 11:52 AM (wVBo0)

172 Hey lady, could you reach me that crab leg? The big one, way in the back.

Posted by: Jameis Winston at December 17, 2014 11:52 AM (Ks4nX)

173 133 In the story she says only the cashier recognized her>>>

By the name on the credit card?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 17, 2014 11:38 AM (Mxs5H

US Taxpayer?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 11:53 AM (l1zOH)

174 We need about a million Cuban 'immigrants'. Trust me. That's what we need.



*Only a racist would think otherwise.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 17, 2014 11:53 AM (BZAd3)

175 How dare short people ask for help when a tall person is around who can reach shit we can't. The nerve. May as well have asked her to make a sammich.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2014 11:53 AM (z/HLo)

176 I'm not all that tall, and I've had people (usually little old ladies) ask me for help getting stuff down before.


Me too.

Only someone with an inflated sense of self-worth plus a racist chip on their shoulder would make anything more of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:53 AM (0HooB)

177 Mooch's story is obviously 90% bullshit.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 17, 2014 11:53 AM (ZPrif)

178 If she could kick that high she would be a Rockette.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 17, 2014 11:28 AM (hLRSq)


I think you've forgotten that she was gifted the Stepstool of Awesomeness at the first NoVAMoMee.Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 17, 2014 11:53 AM (E4lP3)

179 was the humidor's name Monica?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 11:51 AM (l1zOH)

Belonged to my friend's Russian father. So probably it was "Olga" or "Svetlana" or "Shut up or you don't get your heroin today"

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:54 AM (lZ1M5)

180 Nicholas Roerich died in Naggar, India.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 11:54 AM (wVBo0)

181
Can the SEALS pull someone's trident?

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:50 AM (lZ1M5)








No idea. But I'm sure they are fully capable of dousing it with habanero sauce, lighting it on fire and shoving it up someone's squeekhole.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 11:54 AM (TIIx5)

182 I'll pretend for a brief second that Mooch isn't a lying race baiting Yeti and this Target encounter actually did happen to her. How did she expect the shopper to behave? Curtsy to her??

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (XzRw1)

183
Good Lord, the state of California Obamacare website is even worse than last year, if such a thing is possible. 20 minutes alone trying to come up with a password they'll accept.

Glitchy as hell and god help you if you try to change any information.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (kdS6q)

184 I just hit "mute" so hard the button nearly popped off the remote.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (FsuaD)

185 I just can't get my mind off "what happens in tuckus stays in tuckus". I think that sentence true art.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (LISuA)

186 It was an intercontinental Greyhound bus.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (Dw98+)

187 Apparently back in September, he and the beard went out for a fancy date night, and his credit card was declined.


Ear Leader's card was cut off by the bank for non-use. Much as it would be fun to mock Ear Leader's lack of ability to budget his finances, the fact is, card would be cut off for anyone who didn't use it for years. It's for the cardholder's protection.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (7ObY1)

188 Mooch's story is obviously 90% bullshit.



90% BS
10% Someone once asked her a question.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2014 11:56 AM (f3Lr8)

189 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:53 AM (0HooB

Wait, now we're talking about Charlie Dooley?

(St. Louis politics inside baseball joke FTW!)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:56 AM (HDwDg)

190
Apparently back in September, he and the beard went out for a fancy date night, and his credit card was declined.


Ear Leader's card was cut off by the bank for non-use. Much as it would be fun to mock Ear Leader's lack of ability to budget his finances, the fact is, card would be cut off for anyone who didn't use it for years. It's for the cardholder's protection.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (7ObY1)







Killjoy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2014 11:57 AM (TIIx5)

191 "Mooch's life story is obviously 90% bullshit."
FIFY

Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2014 11:57 AM (JgC5a)

192 Anyone else getting a 500 Error for Weasel Zippers? I was already there often this morning so it's not ongoing.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 11:58 AM (Dw98+)

193 Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (7ObY1)

Eh, I still cry bullshit.

Famous customers get special treatment at banks big and small.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:58 AM (HDwDg)

194 Much as it would be fun to mock Ear Leader's lack of ability to budget his finances, the fact is, card would be cut off for anyone who didn't use it for years. It's for the cardholder's protection.
Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 11:55 AM (7ObY1)

Is it wrong that the knowledge that this guy didn't have to touch his bank account for so long they froze it makes me even madder?

YOU'RE WELCOME, DICKHEAD

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 11:58 AM (lZ1M5)

195 Michael Obama's college profs didn't think it could pass an English Fluency Test.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 11:58 AM (wVBo0)

196 Wait, now we're talking about Charlie Dooley?


You'll have to 'splain that one to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:58 AM (0HooB)

197
How did she expect the shopper to behave? Curtsy to her??
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility




Yes -- although a full kowtow would be considered more appropriate for her exulted status as Mother of the Nation.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2014 11:59 AM (kdS6q)

198 Does this mean we can haz Cuban Cigars?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 11:59 AM (wVBo0)

199 Does this mean we can haz Cuban Cigars?


The JEF is speaking now, but I refuse to listen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 12:00 PM (FsuaD)

200 And, here we go. Embassy, high-level visits, great health care. Gitmo in 5-4-3...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2014 12:00 PM (xq1UY)

201 Terrorism has changed! What Cuba does isn't terror any more! Credit cards!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2014 12:01 PM (xq1UY)

202 The only thing I would ask the FLOTUS is would she test my luggage for me.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 17, 2014 12:01 PM (TR90z)

203 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 17, 2014 11:58 AM (0HooB)

St. Louis county executive. Horrible mismanager of well everything.

Lost his primary in spectacular fashion. Then Ferguson happened.

He's now claiming he lost because...racism.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 12:02 PM (HDwDg)

204 (St. Louis politics inside baseball joke FTW!)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 11:56

About the time your little one is entering the world, my oldest is moving out of St. Louis. Woot, woot!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 12:02 PM (l1zOH)

205 200
And, here we go. Embassy, high-level visits, great health care. Gitmo in 5-4-3...



Since their health care is so great, I suggest the next time Barry suffers from acid reflux, we should just fly him down there. With any luck he'd love it so much he'd stay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 12:02 PM (FsuaD)

206 The JEF is speaking now, but I refuse to listen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 12:00 PM (FsuaD)

"Let me be clear: Neener neener neener. I run shit, and everyone in Congress who matters is either on my side or a Cheeto colored turkey necked Milquetoast. Nyah, nyah, nyah.

"Thank you and good night."

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 12:02 PM (lZ1M5)

207
The JEF is speaking now, but I refuse to listen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 12:00 PM (FsuaD)

The JEF is droning on and on now, but I refuse to listen.

FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 12:03 PM (l1zOH)

208 Does this mean Cuban mercenaries will be going to Angola, NY?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 12:03 PM (Dw98+)

209 Odd, he thinks he needs Congress to end the embargo. Why?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2014 12:03 PM (xq1UY)

210 209 Odd, he thinks he needs Congress to end the embargo. Why?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2014 12:03 PM (xq1UY)

To make little Johnny Boner feel important?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 12:04 PM (l1zOH)

211 208
Does this mean Cuban mercenaries will be going to Angola, NY? Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 12:03 PM (Dw98+)

Wow, that's reaching back a ways. I'm impressed.

I don't think the Cuban mercs would be commie enough for NY state.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 17, 2014 12:04 PM (5Un6g)

212 YOU'RE WELCOME, DICKHEAD


Whatevs. If I'm a dickhead for stating a fact, I'd rather be a dickhead.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 12:05 PM (7ObY1)

213 *whistles for corgis*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2014 12:05 PM (FsuaD)

214 Odd, he thinks he needs Congress to end the embargo. Why?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 17, 2014 12:03 PM (xq1UY)

"Let me be clear: This is all political theater kabuki bullshit I'm trying to beat the Repukes with, so I'm going to involve Congress. Either they do what I want, in which case yay me, or they don't, in which case Operation Penphone enters phase 12 and you're on the wrong side of history.

"You suck and I hate you. Good night."

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 12:06 PM (lZ1M5)

215 About the time your little one is entering the world, my oldest is moving out of St. Louis. Woot, woot!!!

Snake Plissken Moving and Storage?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 17, 2014 12:06 PM (UVfht)

216 Whatevs. If I'm a dickhead for stating a fact, I'd rather be a dickhead.
Posted by: Citizen X at December 17, 2014 12:05 PM (7ObY1)

Not you, dammit, JEF

Posted by: Secundus at December 17, 2014 12:06 PM (lZ1M5)

217 the empty-thread echo:

JEF: "Hellooooo"

Echo: "Shut the fcuk up!!"

With apologies to Robin Williams. RIP.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 17, 2014 12:07 PM (5Un6g)

218 Enough of this retarded bastard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 12:07 PM (wVBo0)

219 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2014 12:02 PM (l1zOH)

AVENGE MY CITY!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 17, 2014 12:09 PM (HDwDg)

220 218
Enough of this retarded bastard. Posted by: Boss Moss at December 17, 2014 12:07 PM (wVBo0)

Sums up entire thread in one sentence. Nice.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 17, 2014 12:09 PM (5Un6g)

221 Enough of this retarded bastard.
Obama, Boehner or this thread???

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2014 12:10 PM (Dw98+)

222 Can you imagine a remake of "Escape from New York" where Obongo is the President?


"What? The President's plane went down in New York?"

"Yeah. How 'bout that? What's for lunch?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 17, 2014 12:10 PM (oKE6c)

223 You don't see me for who I am. You only see me as someone posting in your open thread.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 17, 2014 12:12 PM (RQDhf)

224 Speaking of communist countries...

A fellow I know, a marketing major, returned recently from an international marketing competition in China. He said the competition was CLEARLY rigged and China came out the winners. America came out dead last. He said at the meet and greet after party, Chinese officials with guns - I don't know if it was military or police - showed up and informed everyone the event was over and they had to go to their hotel rooms.

This is what other countries know of freedom.

Posted by: Sambo at December 17, 2014 12:14 PM (9UV3C)

225
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Not unlike the letter I got this week from my health insurance, informing me that I am now able to make a "choice" between changing over to their mail-order prescription service, or continuing to use my neighborhood retail pharmacy...which comes with the "choice" of also paying a $25 surcharge to "choose" that "option."

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