MNF Thread

Sorry for the lateness, last night of the Christmas music tonight. I owned that friggin D sharp LIKE A BOSS.

Bears, Saints tonight. Also Dallas is 10-4.

Huh.

I am informed that the Chicago O-line is stinkin it up tonight.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 09:21 PM

Comments

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1 What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Mark Levin-Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:25 PM (1Y+hH)

2 2nd!

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 15, 2014 09:27 PM (o2Jt2)

3 those are some sassy elbows

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 15, 2014 09:27 PM (fBxC6)

4 Cutler giving Manzeil a run for his money

Posted by: Scanner Dan at December 15, 2014 09:27 PM (DHXV/)

5 football is a little better than soccer......not much.

Posted by: alec at December 15, 2014 09:27 PM (DxQWB)

6 QB Rating of 0.0. Kinda like Blutarski's grade point average

Posted by: Scanner Dan at December 15, 2014 09:28 PM (DHXV/)

7 Does she have any laundry that needs doing?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at December 15, 2014 09:29 PM (1RSnt)

8 i miss lace wigs, ugg boots, etc

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 15, 2014 09:29 PM (fBxC6)

9 Now those elbows define NO slut. I think I did here at Madi Gras last year.

We need Saints to lose for Panther's to have any hope.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 09:30 PM (0FSuD)

10
I'm going to wait a bit for Cutler to get warmed up and start throwing interceptions.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:31 PM (1Y+hH)

11 In what universe is Jay Cutler considered a pro QB?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2014 09:31 PM (KFdZd)

12 "In what universe is Jay Cutler considered a pro QB?"

The one where he's not on crack?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:33 PM (1Y+hH)

13 Tonight's game is cold oatmeal vs. soggy corn flakes.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2014 09:34 PM (MQEz6)

14 Wtf happened to Cutler? Or was he always this bad?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 09:34 PM (ucDmr)

15 I want Christmas to be over. I am so sick of reading about the poor down and out brothers, Mexicans, etc, with no husbands and 10 children that need my money.

Fuck them all.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 09:34 PM (0FSuD)

16 That cheerleader may be a Russian spy.

Keep a close eye on her.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2014 09:35 PM (MQEz6)

17 OMG! that is all. Good night all.

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 15, 2014 09:36 PM (HRo7B)

18 cutler plays scared

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 15, 2014 09:38 PM (fBxC6)

19 I forgot the details of whyCutler left Denver. Can someone put me some Cutler knowledge?

Posted by: Lurker John at December 15, 2014 09:38 PM (/u38w)

20 I wanna be her fleur-de-lis.

Posted by: dogfish at December 15, 2014 09:38 PM (1vYi0)

21 Dave....I love ya like a complete internet stranger...but..

The Cowboys are gonna break your heart bro.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 09:38 PM (MDgS8)

22 #13:"Tonight's game is cold oatmeal vs. soggy corn flakes."

So what does that make the Thursday Night game(Titans v Jaguars)? Cold shit and soggy feces?

Posted by: juniper at December 15, 2014 09:39 PM (3MNCs)

23 Yeah, she's cute.

Posted by: L, elle at December 15, 2014 09:39 PM (2x3L+)

24 If she's a Russian spy , I have secrets .....many important secrets .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 15, 2014 09:39 PM (HkkyM)

25 She can come marching in anytime! Nice, DiT.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 15, 2014 09:40 PM (JO9+V)

26 Wtf happened to Cutler? Or was he always this bad?

He was good.

I swear he was good.

I know I saw him be good.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 09:40 PM (MDgS8)

27 OK I route for the Arizona, Giants, and ANYONE who plays the Cowboys. Just sayin'

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 15, 2014 09:41 PM (HRo7B)

28 My memory of Cutler in Denver is that he was a sulky bastard and never happy. He played hot and cold, and as time went on, more cold than hot.

This may be his way of getting traded.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (1Y+hH)

29 eleven, believe me I know who I'm dealin with.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (l7DqC)

30 Don't blame the Bears O-line for a complete offensive clusterfcuk.

The entire Chicago coaching staff needs to be traded to Cleveland.

Posted by: Fritz at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (dVmLD)

31 This game is a snoozer, and I took Cutler and the points.

FMP.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (rwI+c)

32 Those elbows are golden

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (GrXXa)

33 Cutler is Jeff George. Cannon for an arm with no frickin' brain.

Posted by: Timon at December 15, 2014 09:43 PM (1aUjs)

34
11 In what universe is Jay Cutler considered a pro QB?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2014 09:31 PM (KFdZd)

The one where Johnny interception is considered one.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 09:43 PM (z/Ubi)

35 28... Thanks. Did Tebow replace him?

Posted by: Lurker John at December 15, 2014 09:43 PM (/u38w)

36 Still time for Cutler to throw another pic before the half.

Posted by: Garrett at December 15, 2014 09:43 PM (deieS)

37 Forte doesn't seem to have it anymore.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 09:44 PM (rwI+c)

38 28. This may be his way of getting traded.

With that contract, he ain't getting traded. At least not without Chicago taking a $50MM bath.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at December 15, 2014 09:44 PM (DHXV/)

39 eleven, believe me I know who I'm dealin with.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (l7DqC)

Don't go chasin waterfalls.

I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 09:45 PM (MDgS8)

40 Her side fat looks like it's trying to kiss her elbow. Not good.

Posted by: joefl65 at December 15, 2014 09:46 PM (UFV5W)

41 She can brin those rolls to my place for Xmas dinner.

Posted by: Garrett at December 15, 2014 09:46 PM (deieS)

42
28 My memory of Cutler in Denver is that he was a sulky bastard and never happy. He played hot and cold, and as time went on, more cold than hot.

This may be his way of getting traded.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (1Y+hH)

That might be part of what helped lead to it. also wasn't there some other quarterback, may have been Brett Favre, getting talked about as a trade and the Denver coach looked into it. Word got back to cutler and everyone else in the world and basically that became time to leave for him so he got traded

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 09:47 PM (z/Ubi)

43 Cutler sucks...Chicago doing their best to hold on like a hair on a biscuit...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 15, 2014 09:47 PM (VfCmK)

44 35 28... Thanks. Did Tebow replace him?

No, Orton and then Tebow, then Orton again for a few games, then Peyton.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:47 PM (1Y+hH)

45 "Cutler is Jeff George. Cannon for an arm with no frickin' brain."

That's exactly what he is. Said that myself about him.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 09:48 PM (co1YW)

46 Look at the backfat on this dude

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 09:48 PM (jucos)

47
42
28 My memory of Cutler in Denver is that he was a sulky bastard and never happy. He played hot and cold, and as time went on, more cold than hot.

This may be his way of getting traded.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:42 PM (1Y+hH)

kinda like my ex?

Posted by: Lurker John at December 15, 2014 09:48 PM (/u38w)

48 Cutler is Jeff George. Cannon for an arm with no frickin' brain.

Jeff George is like 7 Cutlers on a scale of 0 to 10 Cutlers.

There's a difference.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 09:48 PM (MDgS8)

49 Word got back to cutler and everyone else in the world and basically that became time to leave for him so he got traded
Posted by: Buzzion

That rings a bell but I don't know if Farve was the one, could have been.

Cutler was terrible with the press after a loss, came off like a whiner. I actually had high hopes for him at first, I thought he might mature. Didn't happen, he went downhill. He's a headcase.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:50 PM (1Y+hH)

50 Tonight's game is cold oatmeal vs. soggy corn flakes.

So we're calling NFC South the Kaboom Division?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 15, 2014 09:50 PM (m9V0o)

51 > Her side fat looks like it's trying to kiss her elbow. Not good.

She was born with her vagina on her ribs.

You got a problem with that?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at December 15, 2014 09:51 PM (1RSnt)

52 The thing that bothered me most about Jeff George is that he was a great big pussy. At least Cutler is willing to throw his body in there, and he can run. Other than that, pretty similar.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at December 15, 2014 09:51 PM (DHXV/)

53 cutler had some pretty good receivers in denver

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 15, 2014 09:52 PM (fBxC6)

54 All I know, I need Gay Cutlet to keep playing like Gay Cutlet so that the Puffy Scampers can make the AoSHQMFFL Championship game.

I scared my wife, kittehs and doggehs by jumping up when Cutlet threw the interception before halftime.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 15, 2014 09:52 PM (+Fae7)

55 The crazy thing is Chicago just gave Cutler a bazillion dollars to stay.

Cray-cray.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 09:52 PM (MDgS8)

56 "Cutler is Jeff George. Cannon for an arm with no frickin' brain."
-Posted by: Timon at December 15, 2014 09:43 PM (1aUjs)

...Only George thought he was smarter than everyone else. Cutler just does not care.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 15, 2014 09:53 PM (16bOT)

57 Jeff George is like 7 Cutlers on a scale of 0 to 10 Cutlers.

12 Millimannings.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 09:53 PM (rwI+c)

58 The only thing fat about that cheerleader is what I would do to her.

I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 09:54 PM (MDgS8)

59 "12 Millimannings."
-Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 09:53 PM (rwI+c)

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 15, 2014 09:54 PM (16bOT)

60 So we're calling NFC South the Kaboom Division?

Well played sir.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 09:56 PM (MDgS8)

61 You know you're not good if even Gruden has trouble finding good things to say about you.

Yes, I am watching this game. I like comedy sometimes.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 15, 2014 09:57 PM (CW6pW)

62 Had to have been favre. Because it was coach mcdaniels who was only there a year that cause it and he drafted tebow

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 09:58 PM (BEXr5)

63 Chucky accepts contract extension. Oh goody.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 09:59 PM (rwI+c)

64
59 "12 Millimannings."
-Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 09:53 PM (rwI+c)

*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 15, 2014 09:54 PM (16bOT)

Careful. Gotta be precise and specify the Peyton scale not the Eli scale.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 10:01 PM (z/Ubi)

65
Cutler used to have flashes of brilliance that would convince you he could do it all the time if he just got his shit together. But it didn't go that way.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 10:03 PM (1Y+hH)

66 Fucking Jay Cutler. I need him to throw the ball to Martellus Bennett and I need the Bears to keep a lid on Mark Ingram.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 10:04 PM (R5HRU)

67 'Johnny Football' signs contract to appear in Ryan Leaf documentary!

Posted by: tbd at December 15, 2014 10:04 PM (d89sA)

68
Buzzion I bet you are right about Farve.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 10:06 PM (1Y+hH)

69 You guys owe me a new monitor, eleven and toby. bwahahaha

Posted by: Y-not at December 15, 2014 10:06 PM (9BRsg)

70 "'Johnny Football' signs contract to appear in Ryan Leaf documentary!"

And than after that it's an appearance with Tim Couch and Vince Young at the greater Peoria Chuck e' Cheese Grand Reopening.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 10:08 PM (co1YW)

71
Millimannings is awesome, btw.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 10:10 PM (1Y+hH)

72 And Tim Tebow is not a pro quarterback. At least heknew how to win.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

73 Jeff Duncan ‏@JeffDuncan_ 11s12 seconds ago

Drew Brees' passer rating is 149.7. Jay Cutler's passer rating is 14.9.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 10:11 PM (rwI+c)

74
Hey, I can drive the hell out of a Pinafarina!

Posted by: Jake Plummer at December 15, 2014 10:12 PM (1Y+hH)

75 >> side fat

I love you idiots

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 15, 2014 10:13 PM (l7DqC)

76 Well this sucks. NO is kicking ass.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 10:14 PM (0FSuD)

77 Someone may want to tell the Bears O-line that they are supposed to get in the way of the guys in the white shirts before they fucking kill Cutler. Usually helps.

Posted by: Timon at December 15, 2014 10:16 PM (1aUjs)

78 "Careful. Gotta be precise and specify the Peyton scale not the Eli scale."
-Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 10:01 PM (z/Ubi)

Hmmm... wouldn't Eli be even funnier?

*adjusts scale*

*HAH!*

...yup!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 15, 2014 10:17 PM (16bOT)

79 Eli: Peyton's mentally challenged little brother. Good thing they never started a rock band.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 10:19 PM (ucDmr)

80 And than after that it's an appearance with Tim Couch and Vince Young at the greater Peoria Chuck e' Cheese Grand Reopening.

-------------------------------

Puppet Show

And

Jay Cutler

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2014 10:19 PM (KFdZd)

81 Damnit!

ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 15, 2014 10:20 PM (16bOT)

82 You negligent fuckers need to check your selfish-selves at This Time of Year!

Call Teh Nood, You Bastards!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 15, 2014 10:21 PM (16bOT)

83 The only thing fat on that cheerleader would be me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 15, 2014 10:27 PM (+Fae7)

84 "The only thing fat on that cheerleader would be me."

Nicely fucking played.

+2.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 15, 2014 10:39 PM (16bOT)

85 Reese Witherspoon look alike. Even better - minus the politics and the tude.

Cutler stink 'in it up again, with an assist from his O line.

Posted by: Unsk at December 16, 2014 05:50 AM (BSDVO)

86 Do you think Cutler has health insurance?

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