Fresh Off Their UVA Triumph, Radical Feminists Find Something New To Obsess Over

"Surf" laundry detergent decided to do a limited edition packaging suggestive of mega-selling mommyporn book Fifty Shades of Gray.

The packaging urges buyers to "Remove your flirty shades of Surf," and then says that Surf has "Scentual Oils."

Yes this is all pretty stupid and makes no sense.

I don't get it, but whatever. They didn't write the book for me, and they're not making the special laundry detergent packaging for me either. If someone out there feels like they might get a little sexy boost doing laundry with "Scentual oils," I won't stand in her way.

Radical feminists, however, are devoted to the proposition that not a leaf may fall from a tree without a hysterical denunciation.

And so they've stepped up, demanding that Surf take this #WarOnWomen laundry detergent from the shelves.

Remove your 'flirty shades' Surf product from sale #boycottsurf


I started this campaign after seeing an advert for Surf's Flirty Shades liquid. It glorifies and normalises abuse of women and is not appropriate to be sold as a laundry product. Laundry products should not be sexualised and children should be protected from seeing this. This product needs to removed from sale by Unilever ASAP and a public apology should be made to all of those women who have suffered abuse. Thank you kindly for you time and support.

Hysterical, dour, grim-faced puritan lunatics.


Some people might say that these are bored, unfulfilled suburban women with diagnosable tendencies towards hysteria, looking to inject some drama into their safe, easy, uneventful lives, creating histrionic narratives of oppression in their dreary day-to-day shopping routines.

Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.


Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM




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1 Remember kids the RIGHT are the ones trying to micromanage your bedrooms and lives...

//Fucking Retard J Stewart

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 15, 2014 06:25 PM (/4AZU)

2 We need to figure out how to give them a shot at something like this every day until they lie panting in the streets.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 06:25 PM (1Y+hH)

3 Repost because it brings Christmas cheer:
http://tinyurl.com/mcz6c5r

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 06:26 PM (cbfNE)

4 Oh Lord.

Dumbest marketing campaign EVAH.

Dumbest response EVAH.

But since they don't sell it at Costco, none of it's gonna affect me anyway.

I'm tempted to paraphrase Earl Butz' immortal quote here, because in reality what ALL men want from life is loose shoes, a tight female sexual organ, and a warm place to defecate, but laundry detergent that gets the salmon out is well up on the list as well.

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2014 06:27 PM (o+SC1)

5 I've been bad. I'm a dirty, bad towel.

Posted by: Naughty Towel at December 15, 2014 06:27 PM (aZPTA)

6 It must be difficult going through life with chips on your shoulders, homely & your c*nt a leathery haggard piece of flesh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 15, 2014 06:28 PM (1FBjV)

7 My god, it's full of dumb.

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2014 06:28 PM (MNq6o)

8 For the chilluns...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 06:28 PM (0HooB)

9 "When the enemy is making a false [wrong] movement, we must take good care not to interrupt [her]." -- Attributed in Napoleon in an 1836 book on the French Revolution.

Posted by: Fritzworth at December 15, 2014 06:28 PM (4pgFA)

10 Check my math, but didn't a woman write the novel and scads of women buy it? It's not like they went with a John Norman themed floor wax.

Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2014 06:29 PM (TETYm)

11 "laundry products should not be sexualized"

I think I just died of laughing.

Posted by: SarahW at December 15, 2014 06:29 PM (Lbv/k)

12 5 Posted by: Naughty Towel at December 15, 2014 06:27 PM (aZPTA)

You're not half as dirty as me big boy...

//Ms 10077's PT uniforms

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 15, 2014 06:29 PM (/4AZU)

13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_lmeFOWyzI

Posted by: SarahW at December 15, 2014 06:30 PM (Lbv/k)

14 Women who drive in Saudi Arabia are jailed. Crickets.

Laundry detergent makes a funny...outrage.

#FeministPriorities

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 15, 2014 06:32 PM (0LHZx)

15 11 "laundry products should not be sexualized"

But, kindergarten, sure.

Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2014 06:32 PM (TETYm)

16 So this is rape detergent?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 15, 2014 06:32 PM (Bn6aD)

17 They complaining about this? Kids barely look I the laundry room. I'm surprised they haven't lost their shit at the porny commercials for liquid Plummer that have been airing for years. Or have they and I just missed it?

How about the spaghetti sauce commercial where the kid catches his parents having sex?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 06:33 PM (z/Ubi)

18

Like I said, the Left always finds a new bone to chew...

and we're stupid enough to fight them over the bone every.single.time.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 06:33 PM (w5QtQ)

19 And while we're at it...clickbait to the SF Comical:

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/slideshow/Actors-over-70-Then-and-now-98212.php

Haven't been too far through the list, and I know they're publicity shots, but Stockard Channing looks like Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, better now that at 30.

And if God offered me three beers and a wish, I suspect I'd find I'd been on Valerie Perrine three times a week since my testicles dropped.

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2014 06:34 PM (o+SC1)

20 How about the spaghetti sauce commercial where the kid catches his parents having sex?

Well if they were the same sex that would be okay...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 15, 2014 06:34 PM (Bn6aD)

21
Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.








Those people need to just shut their whore mouths.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 06:34 PM (TIIx5)

22 Someone on Madison Ave. needs a good as whoopin'. Dumbest shit I've ever seen on a package. It's like Engrish.com without the language barrier.

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2014 06:35 PM (MNq6o)

23 THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!1!

Posted by: Feminist at December 15, 2014 06:35 PM (LoIJo)

24
sulkingclimber extreme_crochet*

This product is offensive and triggering for victims and survivors of abuse
#boycottsurf

*Frustrated climber. Bi and proud. A fan of tea and cake.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2014 06:35 PM (kdS6q)

25 Whole new meaning to the phrase, "Surf's up"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 06:36 PM (NeFrd)

26
So this is rape detergent?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 15, 2014 06:32 PM (Bn6aD)







So you can make a clean getaway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 06:36 PM (TIIx5)

27 It also gets you high, which is wrong.

Posted by: Towelie at December 15, 2014 06:36 PM (9sMMW)

28 "Yes this is all pretty stupid and makes no sense."

Well yeah, Ace...they're flailing around looking for anything to protest against, to avoid addressingthe real oppressors of women, Islamists.

Posted by: wheatie at December 15, 2014 06:36 PM (Dlofw)

29 Some people might say that these are bored, unfulfilled suburban women with diagnosable tendencies towards hysteria, looking to inject some drama into their safe, easy, uneventful lives, creating histrionic narratives of oppression in their dreary day-to-day shopping routines.

Others would just say they're brainwashed.

Or hypnotized.

I suppose either one could apply.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 06:36 PM (0HooB)

30 I believe I've cracked the UVA case...I just saw an episode from last season's American Horror Story, about a girl who is gang raped by 5-7 fraternity boys at a rush or initiation party. It's ridiculously over the top and relies on every crude stereotype if the Greek system. Dollars to donuts, depositions will show that Jackie saw this Netflix show and it was her inspiration.

Posted by: LASue at December 15, 2014 06:37 PM (X3HmM)

31 In the 1950s these women would be on Miltown.

Posted by: Aviator at December 15, 2014 06:37 PM (3rrMW)

32
If someone out there feels like they might get a little sexy boost doing laundry with "Scentual oils," I won't stand in her way.


i thought that was what the spin cycle was for

Posted by: kj at December 15, 2014 06:37 PM (lKyWE)

33
Surf totes missed it if they didn't include something about how if you have an uneven load it is necessary to sit on the washer during the scentual spin cycle.

Wait. Wait. Washing machine repair man

Posted by: Justamom at December 15, 2014 06:38 PM (Sptt8)

34 Do you love me, do you surfer girl?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 06:38 PM (NeFrd)

35 @30 - no. Reporter Erdely did, and coached 'Jackie' into it.

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2014 06:38 PM (o+SC1)

36 Detergent is rapey.

Cleanliness is a Patriarchical plot to enslave womyn!!1!

Posted by: Womynists everywhere at December 15, 2014 06:38 PM (lN8KC)

37 I'm tempted to sign her petition just to be able to make a comment that she should try to get laid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 06:38 PM (Zu3d9)

38 More outrage on the left for determent than a dead ambassador

Posted by: Ambassador Stephens at December 15, 2014 06:38 PM (LoIJo)

39 Detergent is rapey.

Cleanliness is a Patriarchical plot to enslave womyn!!1!

Posted by: Womynists everywhere at December 15, 2014 06:38 PM (lN8KC)

40 i thought that was what the spin cycle was for

--

LOL
Did you ever watch Farscape? There's this episode with the little old lady alien ... never mind.

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 06:39 PM (cbfNE)

41 14 Women who drive in Saudi Arabia are jailed. Crickets.
Laundry detergent makes a funny...outrage.
#FeministPriorities

Politics is the art of the possible. There's zero these folks can do for the women in Saudi Arabia (at least in their minds), so they go for what they can influence.

Posted by: zerk at December 15, 2014 06:39 PM (dFBkj)

42
Check my math, but didn't a woman write the novel and scads of women buy it? It's not like they went with a John Norman themed floor wax.

Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2014 06:29 PM (TETYm)







When the movie Children of Men came out, the feminazis were briefly outraged over the misogyny of the film. I suspect they shut their mouths once someone pointed out that the original author, PD James, was a woman.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 06:39 PM (TIIx5)

43 >>> Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.

Are you fucking Goofy?

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 06:39 PM (Ua6T/)

44
27 It also gets you high, which is wrong.
Posted by: Towelie at December 15, 2014 06:36 PM (9sMMW)

Great line in today's nfl qbs on Facebook "I'm as high as a giraffes nuts right now"

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 06:39 PM (z/Ubi)

45 @39 - So women get all the clean they need from a good swim in the river Pocahontas-style?

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2014 06:39 PM (o+SC1)

46
Ha!
I'm pretty sure that Surfing the spin cycle could be a real thing.

Posted by: Justamom at December 15, 2014 06:39 PM (Sptt8)

47 anything that hints of PIV is rape

Posted by: SJW at December 15, 2014 06:40 PM (LoIJo)

48 Women will believe anything. I'm an astronaut, here suck my cock.

Posted by: redenzo at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (WCnJW)

49
This is the same bullshit exercise as the Left demanding the Washington Redskins change their name.

The Left is flexing their muscles and showing yet another capitalist corporation what's what.

Why? Because the can.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (w5QtQ)

50 >>> Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.



Are you fucking Goofy?

Posted by: fluffy


Now you're talking out of Uranus.

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (MNq6o)

51
anything that hints of PIV is rape

Posted by: SJW at December 15, 2014 06:40 PM (LoIJo)








Oh shit. IKEA is in for trouble.

"Insert tab A into slot B......"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (TIIx5)

52 Send me in coach

Posted by: Fainting couch at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (bQMb4)

53 Hundreds of kids have been rushed to the ER...from eating those little detergent packs.
Some kids think they are candy.

And these harpies are saying "children should be protected from seeing this"?

Posted by: wheatie at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (Dlofw)

54 So ... whatever happened to the whole Ebola thing?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (ZPrif)

55 Those Squatch Wimmins have a lot more unbalanced problems then just their spin cycles.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (RzZOc)

56 >>> Some people might say that these are bored, unfulfilled suburban women
with diagnosable tendencies towards hysteria, looking to inject some drama
into their safe, easy, uneventful lives...

LOL at first I was not sure if you were talking about the feminists for the women who read 50 Shades of Gray.

Forget Gamers and Metalheads...if the feminists start trying to shame and marginalize romance novel reading ladies, aka boomer women in their 50s and 60s, they may have finally, FINALLY met their match. I would not mess with those ladies if I could help it.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (yRwC8)

57 For the love of God, Tide must go - because women are tied up. And Gain?
Now we're talking about their weight. Arm and Hammer? What are you
doing
to these poor women? WHEN WILL IT END?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (sH832)

58 Well, at least this time it's a Brit (or Canadian?) making an international fuss over #WarOnWomen. Can't believe the American wymyn let somebody beat them to the hyperventilating.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (GDulk)

59 >>> I'm pretty sure that Surfing the spin cycle could be a real thing.

It is, but not everyone survives it.

Posted by: Tidy Bowl Man at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (Ua6T/)

60 Our Ad Here *stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp*

Posted by: Greenpeace at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (MNq6o)

61 I had to dump a facebook friend who went insane. She was proudly pushing her fight against pink.

That's right: pink. The color. It's evil.

By raising girls in pink clothes and pink rooms we are making them... Oh, hell, I dunno.

Of course, it's GREAT when they want to raise BOYS with pink.

So let me get this straight: Don't ever raise girls with pink, but you can help boys by raising them as girls, which would involve pink.

I'm so lost.

Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (2NzFK)

62 Parents,

I'd like to know what exactly you're doing that causes your daughters to grow up to be complete and utter fuckwits of society?

Posted by: Captain Shagballs with a Rapist Wit at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (RGTTl)

63 I must have missed the Rad Fem protest of the "50 Shades of Grey" books where a privileged white billionaire systematically grooms and then engages in an abusive relationship with a virginal co-ed.

They protested that, right? Right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 06:43 PM (ABcz/)

64
Why? Because the can.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 06:41 PM (w5QtQ)








Die, gas pumper!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 06:43 PM (TIIx5)

65 This whole grievance industry thing is now officially insane. It is 1937 and the feds are the SS shock troops while the NAACP, the angry Fems, the Muslim Activists, La Raza and the LGBT groups are all under some deranged political umbrella.
I listened to a show on NPR the other night. It was an interview with a film maker who is a darling of the Left for his films like: "Being Black" and "Latin in America" (to paraphrase). His films are about "Minority experience" with lots of interviews and such. He recently made a film about the "White experience" where he interviews White people about what their culture is like in these modern times. The interviewer excoriated him and demanded to know why he "provided a platform" for White people to speak out in Society. He spent twenty minutes apologizing and twisting his logic to try to defend his work. Really. Today the targets of these insane groups are now not allowed to speak at all. It is the logical conclusion of this philosophy to have the "rape panels" in universities where any male at all can be convicted of anything without being allowed to present a defense or even speak. we've gone full killing fields now: The idea is to simply dispose of the groups the PC groups don't like. This is the real social justice: the same as two weeks into the French revolution or the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 15, 2014 06:43 PM (NHtMs)

66 So ... whatever happened to the whole Ebola thing?

Posted by: Costanza Defense

All the white people got better. End of story. *lights cigar with a dollar bill*

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2014 06:44 PM (MNq6o)

67 So is Surf detergent going to rape me or something?

Posted by: dogfish at December 15, 2014 06:44 PM (1vYi0)

68 Roll Tide!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 06:44 PM (0HooB)

69 The feminists can't let those poor, pregnant, barefoot and in the laundry room women have one minute of peace, can they?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2014 06:44 PM (AC0lD)

70 43
Mickey is upset about it but Goofy being a gentleman isn't speaking.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at December 15, 2014 06:44 PM (WNERA)

71 Die, gas pumper!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



He's trying to kill the oil cans!

Posted by: dogfish at December 15, 2014 06:45 PM (1vYi0)

72 It is empowering to use Surf to clean your vaguyna art. Resist the patriarchy! Surf we much!

Posted by: Contra-Feminist Revolutionary at December 15, 2014 06:45 PM (aPWyt)

73 Great way to get out of doing laundry.
"Fuck you, sexist pig! You do it!!"

Posted by: tu3031 at December 15, 2014 06:45 PM (PXU5j)

74 At least the 50 Shades campaign is only scandalous if you have an inkling of what the books are about, so to kids it means nothing. Does anyone remember the Herbal Essences ads on TV where the women were basically having orgasms in the shower from using the shampoo? Subtle that was not.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2014 06:46 PM (yRwC8)

75
Yeah doesn't really matter, on one hand giving these people a small amount of recognition only encourages them to be more insane later, on the other hand, it is fun to laugh at them.

Conundrum.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2014 06:46 PM (NtzGn)

76 Christ. You would've thought they were dragged to the river by their pony tail and given a rock to clean Ug's loincloth

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 15, 2014 06:46 PM (cAlVr)

77 Next up...

Bananas are going to have to be made more round.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2014 06:46 PM (AC0lD)

78 I always felt that Ajax was the rapiest of detergents.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2014 06:46 PM (9sMMW)

79 Surf and astroturf

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 06:47 PM (NeFrd)

80 They protested that, right? Right?

The book was just fine.

The detergent? Not so much.

There are limits...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 06:47 PM (0HooB)

81 So what power must Surf detergent concede because of this righteous feminyst challenge?

I mean, if we're to apply Barack's line of thinking on all protests....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 06:47 PM (ABcz/)

82 Thank you Jesus for giving us porn.

Posted by: Single Dudes Watching This Shit Go Down at December 15, 2014 06:47 PM (RGTTl)

83
BTW, I did not know that 50 shades was a S and M book.

*puts on not hip hat*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2014 06:47 PM (NtzGn)

84 Our Ad Here *stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp* Posted by: Greenpeace at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (MNq6o)

Hah!

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2014 06:48 PM (yRwC8)

85 Are we still allowed to sort our laundry by whites and coloreds?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 06:48 PM (NeFrd)

86 Soap commercials were offensive before last week...

"Ancient Chinese Secret!" -Chinese couple in that 70's laundry soap commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJP5f-fsHrs

"My husband's some hot shot" sounds pretty sexual to me. Or at least I want it to.

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2014 06:48 PM (MNq6o)

87 85 Are we still allowed to sort our laundry by whites and coloreds?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 06:48 PM (NeFrd)

Ray-cist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at December 15, 2014 06:49 PM (cAlVr)

88 It's like Maet's link last night. "Primitive religious fanatics, but not the ones you're thinking of".

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 15, 2014 06:49 PM (/nR7C)

89
I always felt that Ajax was the rapiest of detergents.

mr.clean is a laundry room rape ready to happen

Posted by: kj at December 15, 2014 06:49 PM (lKyWE)

90

Surf has "Scentual Oils."


Aroma Therapy gone wrong.

That's the problem.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 15, 2014 06:49 PM (FlRtG)

91 This isn't as bad as bleach though. You know what that shit does? It makes things WHITER. Fucking racist chemical!

Posted by: Captain Shagballs with a Rapist Wit at December 15, 2014 06:50 PM (RGTTl)

92 Charlie don't surf.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 06:50 PM (wAQA5)

93 Uh, the Femynysts do know that wimmen are the ones that bought like a billion copies of that crappy book, right? The Patriarchy didn't force them into that.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 06:50 PM (MMC8r)

94 Homer is Homer, and Pluto IS a planet!

Posted by: Larry Miller at December 15, 2014 06:51 PM (E7Iyp)

95 Surf has "Scentual Oils."





Aroma Therapy gone wrong.



That's the problem.



Posted by: Arbalest


Fine... *blows out jizz scented candle*

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 15, 2014 06:51 PM (MNq6o)

96 >>>> 85 Are we still allowed to sort our laundry by whites and coloreds?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 06:48 PM (NeFrd)

Lol on this one. Ha!

Posted by: L, elle at December 15, 2014 06:51 PM (2x3L+)

97
Remove your 'flirty shades' Surf product from sale #boycottsurf
...............................
These hags need to get tubed.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 06:51 PM (wAQA5)

98 Wash away your Fifty Shades of Grey with my new genital brightener, Oxy-Genital-Clean! Your asshole has never looked this bright!

Posted by: Fritz at December 15, 2014 06:52 PM (dVmLD)

99
FireWomon*

Please sign and RT this petition to stop @Unilever selling Flirty Shades of Surf

*I am a radical feminist and womens liberationist based in NW England. I identify as a political lesbian who identifies as a lesbian. One of those annoying people who knows penis is male. I passionately support the retention of female-only space and I resist attempts made by trans activists to infiltrate female safe space.



That's suuuuch an interesting view. So, how about we go back to my place and talk about it some more?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2014 06:52 PM (kdS6q)

100 Mark Levin to the GOP: I AM ONE INCH AWAY FROM LEAVINGYOU!

How did he find out it's only one inch?

Posted by: John Boehner at December 15, 2014 06:52 PM (LoIJo)

101 As a man I am only allowed to run a cold load.
But have to wash all the cars by hand.
In December

Posted by: The matriarchy at December 15, 2014 06:52 PM (bQMb4)

102 Uh, the Femynysts do know that wimmen are the ones that bought like a billion copies of that crappy book, right? The Patriarchy didn't force them into that.
*********

I like how a book written by a woman, inspired by another shit vampire book written by a woman, made popular by millions of women buying said book, is somehow a conspiracy of the Patriarchy.

Posted by: Captain Shagballs with a Rapist Wit at December 15, 2014 06:53 PM (RGTTl)

103 >>The book was just fine.

Heh, I just can't seem to make any sense of their outrage trigger - detergent and whistling a lady on the street can be rapey but not the books? Seriously, these women are insane.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 06:53 PM (ABcz/)

104 I've been gone all day, don't know if this ridiculousness has been posted yet...

Laura Pinto at University of Ontario claims that Elf on the Shelf is not good for kids...it conditions kids to accept the surveillance state. Look I'm as anti Orwellian police state as anyone, but yeesh...

Though I will admit, making a popular doll every kids has to have, then using it to subconsciously condition kids to overthrow their parents or something, sounds like an excellent supervillain plan. Maybe she's onto something, hmmm....

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2014 06:53 PM (yRwC8)

105 Those sexist jerks at Unilever need to come clean.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 15, 2014 06:54 PM (fIv/H)

106 Huh, and to think I woke up today not realizing that I would learn that laundry detergent can normalize violence against women.

Posted by: HeftyJo at December 15, 2014 06:55 PM (w9Q+M)

107 Sigh.

Posted by: Women being sold as slaves in the Middle East at December 15, 2014 06:55 PM (MMC8r)

108 Sometimes, when immersed in the titanic struggle and surrounded by intellectual carnage, there will appear something that is so .... trivial that it's very inanity blows your mind.
Thank God the safety tripped.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 15, 2014 06:56 PM (uPxUo)

109 Fine, boycott the laundry - it'll free up more sammich-making time.

Posted by: PabloD at December 15, 2014 06:56 PM (W+7p8)

110 Can't help but think that this is all just a false flag op by Big Patchouli.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 15, 2014 06:57 PM (V70Ne)

111
Surf has "Scentual Oils."
...........................
Beats the low tide kelp at Fem Beach.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 06:57 PM (wAQA5)

112 FYI, Pluto isn't just a planet. Its a GREAT planet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 06:57 PM (8ZskC)

113 I regret not purchasing the S. C. Ashens' magnum opus "Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey" when I had the opportunity.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 15, 2014 06:57 PM (bHnlE)

114 sand, vagina...some assembly not really required, it seems.

Posted by: model_1066 at December 15, 2014 06:57 PM (kCxMY)

115

Ever notice that behind the mask of every one of the Left's imaginary or phantom villain is...

you?


Everything the Left does is an attack on You.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 06:58 PM (w5QtQ)

116
anybody remember Salvo tablets?

Posted by: kj at December 15, 2014 06:58 PM (lKyWE)

117 Have they never been barreled?

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 06:58 PM (wAQA5)

118 it conditions kids to accept the surveillance state.

Santa, he knows if you've been sleeping. He knows if you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. So, be good for goodness sake. He also knows what websites you visit and has all of your phone calls recorded and saved in a data bank in Nevada.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 06:59 PM (w3a0Z)

119 I'd say that the harridans shouldn't be getting their tits in a wringer, but washing machines don't have wringers anymore. And I'll bet that the pinch-faced feminysts scolds don't have tits either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

120 I regret not purchasing the S. C. Ashens' magnum opus "Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey" when I had the opportunity.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

That's nothing. You need to find Carl Sagan's "Billions and Billions of Shades of Grey."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 15, 2014 06:59 PM (V70Ne)

121 I fully support the right of feminists to waste their time on histrionic bullshit like that, as long as the continue to ignore me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 15, 2014 06:59 PM (MMC8r)

122 I'm no prude, but they just went too far with Buttsex Laundry Detergent.

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2014 07:00 PM (4nR9/)

123 I use Borax. Cleans laundry like it should be cleaned.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:00 PM (XzRw1)

124 And I'll bet that the pinch-faced feminysts scolds don't have tits either.

Or they got tits you can practice field goals with...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 15, 2014 07:01 PM (PXU5j)

125 Best response on this nonsense is from @hboulware at the Twitchy article: "Kids should be protected from seeing this. Don't forget to sign up for our grade school presentation of The Vagina Monologues"."

Pretty much sums it up in a nutshell.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2014 07:01 PM (yRwC8)

126 Mark Levin ripped Republicans a new one tonight as he opened his show
tonight, saying that he is one inch away from leaving the Republican
Party.
One inch. One inch!

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:02 PM (XzRw1)

127
But that doesn't mean we should indulge the Left and be party in their ruse by fighting them over their latest fake tirade.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:02 PM (w5QtQ)

128 Be of good Cheer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 07:03 PM (NeFrd)

129
"Thank you kindly for you time and support."
..........................
Hope you go over the falls with your leash wrapped around your neck.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:03 PM (wAQA5)

130 I'm not on Twitzer, but has anyone yet told 'em to "Calm Down, Sugar Tits?"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2014 07:03 PM (RzZOc)

131 I must have missed the Rad Fem protest of the "50 Shades of Grey" books where a privileged white billionaire systematically grooms and then engages in an abusive relationship with a virginal co-ed.

I did some somewhat limited research on the book. Then inquired upon my sexual playmate as to whether any aspect of the book held any interest to her. Not a wisp.

Not sure who these women are who wish to be so abused, and I'm not particularly interested in abusing them. #DontWantToParticipateInWarOnWomem

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 15, 2014 07:04 PM (zxQ4h)

132 just another day in SJW land. talking to ppl via twitter (I know, right) ultimately comes down to:

no, man, prove it to ME!*

* I will not accept any proof.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 15, 2014 07:04 PM (yHNS+)

133 Mr. Clean. Totes homo. Protected class, but the modern feminist hates all men. Die white boy.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 15, 2014 07:04 PM (hMeOz)

134 Oh, Fab, I'm glad there's lemon-freshened borax in you.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:04 PM (MMC8r)

135 Also, no Green fucking Giant is going to force me to cook string beans for a man over a hot stove.

Posted by: Amanda Harridan-Axwielder at December 15, 2014 07:04 PM (8ZskC)

136
Twitter is retarded.

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 15, 2014 07:05 PM (RcpcZ)

137 Don't use rape detergent. Get a free abortion instead!

Posted by: Hysterical feminists at December 15, 2014 07:05 PM (9vbJt)

138 130 I'm not on Twitzer, but has anyone yet told 'em to "Calm Down, Sugar Tits?"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2014 07:03 PM (RzZOc)

or "lighten up, toots...and make me a sammich."

Posted by: model_1066 at December 15, 2014 07:06 PM (kCxMY)

139 Oh....this is a bit of a hysterical overreaction on Ace's part. There is no "they." As far as I can tell, it's one lunatic in England.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 07:06 PM (Zu3d9)

140 Sandwiches.


How do they fuckin' get made?


Posted by: EC at December 15, 2014 07:07 PM (doBIb)

141
"Hysterical, dour, grim-faced puritan lunatics."
...................................
Or maybe when they tried surfing they got raped by a seal.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:07 PM (wAQA5)

142
Trigger warning! Ajax White Knight wielding implied penis weapon:

http://youtu.be/R4trEWzghZM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2014 07:07 PM (kdS6q)

143 "I'm not on Twitzer, but has anyone yet told 'em to "Calm Down, Sugar Tits?"

Me neither, but the reality is that really stupid and obnoxious people have been around since, well people.
Only now we get to see/hear/go WTF?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 07:08 PM (/jpU8)

144 Twitter is retarded.

It sure gives some people a platform who really shouldn't have one.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:08 PM (MMC8r)

145 NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Womyns Studies Major at December 15, 2014 07:08 PM (jucos)

146

ok, so the new Q in the next Bond flick will be an actor born in 1980

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:09 PM (w5QtQ)

147
oh wait, he's already been Q!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:09 PM (w5QtQ)

148 mad retarded

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 15, 2014 07:10 PM (yHNS+)

149 "no Green fucking Giant is going to force me to cook string beans for a man over a hot stove."

HoHoHo

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 07:10 PM (/jpU8)

150 A book that promotes abuse to women has suspiciously been bought by millions of women.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 15, 2014 07:10 PM (JjJUC)

151 "no Green fucking Giant is going to force me to cook string beans for a man over a hot stove."

Get back in that damn kitchen.

Posted by: Betty Crocker, Bull Domme Bitch at December 15, 2014 07:11 PM (MMC8r)

152 Gas is $1.91 here in CO. It was $2.57 last week.

Posted by: L, elle at December 15, 2014 07:11 PM (2x3L+)

153 Go away! Rapin'.

Posted by: Snuggle Bear at December 15, 2014 07:11 PM (rwI+c)

154 Phosphates are like pro-lifers.


Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:11 PM (XzRw1)

155 >>> NOT FUNNY

How many femenists does it take to do a load of laundry?

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 07:12 PM (Ua6T/)

156
123 I use Borax. Cleans laundry like it should be cleaned.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:00 PM (XzRw1)



Works great on leviathan too.

Posted by: Dean Winchester at December 15, 2014 07:12 PM (z/Ubi)

157 Nothing says sex positive and non judgmental like being judgey cuntlings about woman who like moderately competently written D/s.

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 15, 2014 07:12 PM (IrByp)

158
wow Dave Bautista (Grax from Guardians of the Galaxy) is older than me!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:13 PM (w5QtQ)

159 oh wait, he's already been Q! Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 15, 2014 07:09 PM (w5QtQ)

Apparently the rough script for SPECTRE got leaked in the Sony hack, so those who care can go hunt that down. I'm sure it would have changed a bit regardless, scripts always seem to. Sucks to be those writers tho; I'd hate to have everyone see my stories in super rough draft stage.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2014 07:13 PM (yRwC8)

160 I'm against the very concept of liquid soap as I believe it was invented to facilitate masturbation

Everyone concerned with the moral fiber of our Nation needs to return to healthy Naptha

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 15, 2014 07:13 PM (Cq0oW)

161 #FirstWorldProblems

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 15, 2014 07:14 PM (+XMAD)

162 Rope soap causes homophobia.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:14 PM (XzRw1)

163 "....judgey cuntlings..."

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 15, 2014 07:12

This is why I come to this lunatic asylum.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 07:14 PM (Zu3d9)

164
How many femenists does it take to do a load of laundry?
............................
Two, one to load the machine while the other fends off rapists.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:14 PM (wAQA5)

165 Twitter is like Cable Access for mental cases.

Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface! at December 15, 2014 07:15 PM (rwI+c)

166
Gas is $1.91 here in CO. It was $2.57 last week.

That's amazing. I've never seen anything like this.

After Katrina, gas went up fast but only for a little while.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:15 PM (w5QtQ)

167 Ok fine women don't have to use Surf. You can use tide or cheer just as long as my clothes are clean.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 07:15 PM (z/Ubi)

168 Come on, who didn't think Josephine the Plumber was into chicks?

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:15 PM (MMC8r)

169 Everyone concerned with the moral fiber of our Nation needs to return to healthy Naptha

Naptha? Luxury! In my day we scrubbed ourselves raw with pumice, and.we.were.grateful.

Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface! at December 15, 2014 07:16 PM (rwI+c)

170
157 Nothing says sex positive and non judgmental like being judgey cuntlings about woman who like moderately competently written D/s.
Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 15, 2014 07:12 PM (IrByp)


Going a bit overboard with the praise on those books aren't you Alex?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 07:16 PM (z/Ubi)

171 Now, the Maytag repairman- there's a lurky stalker type if ever I saw one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 07:17 PM (NeFrd)

172 Fels-Naptha

Posted by: dartist at December 15, 2014 07:17 PM (ahBY0)

173 Sounds to me like they are ashamed of their sexuality. I mean, ashamed of masturbating against a running washer. I mean, ashamed of their stinkpits. And their womanslop.

Posted by: King Henry VIII at December 15, 2014 07:17 PM (scgac)

174 I'm campaigning to change the names by which we refer to change in the laundry process.

Obviously, "cycle" is a patriarchal term of oppression

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 15, 2014 07:17 PM (Cq0oW)

175 Nothing about that Liquid Plumber Double Penetration ad?

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2014 07:17 PM (Rx8ML)

176 Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:14 PM (wAQA5)

The very act of loading a washing machine is redolent of PIV...complete with gushing liquid squirted into the receptacle. It is no less than figurative rape, acted out in the home, another symbol of patriarchal dominance.

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at December 15, 2014 07:18 PM (Zu3d9)

177 "Mark Levin ripped Republicans a new one tonight as he opened his show..."

I've always liked the guy but c'mon. If this is all you can say, shaddup. Speak up when you announce you are actually doing something. Like leaving!

Totally ghey. "I'm just about ready to walk out that door, Mister!"

"Yeah, sure thing Marky. Go right ahead."

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:18 PM (1Y+hH)

178 168
Come on, who didn't think Josephine the Plumber was into chicks?


I believe Flo, the Progressive Insurance spokesgoblin, is simply a reincarnation of Josephine.

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2014 07:18 PM (4nR9/)

179 Let's see... putthe Flirty Shades Surf in the washer, now put the Bounce in the dryer... this is really making me horny!

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:18 PM (wAQA5)

180 Nothing about that Liquid Plumber Double Penetration ad?

The only thing missing was the pizza delivery man.

Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface! at December 15, 2014 07:18 PM (rwI+c)

181 Just talked to my father, he's in high spirits, can see the ocean from his hospital room. Expects to be released tomorrow, totally coherent, still lacking fine motor skills. That will mess with his sporting endeavors, but I'm sure he'll come back and play again, it's what he does. Thank you all for all your prayers and happy thoughts, I'll let you know the next time one of his teams makes the playoffs.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (2cS/G)

182 Naptha? Luxury! In my day we scrubbed ourselves raw with pumice, and.we.were.grateful.
Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface!

We used to dream of pumice. We had to clean ourselves in the runoff from the chrome plating shop, if we were lucky.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (V70Ne)

183 Glad I dies before they went after Palmolive.

Posted by: Zombie Madge at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (XzRw1)

184 The very act of loading a washing machine is redolent of PIV...complete
with gushing liquid squirted into the receptacle. It is no less than
figurative rape, acted out in the home, another symbol of patriarchal
dominance.


What then are we to make of Bounce dryer cloths?

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (4nR9/)

185

Was it a stroke?

Grand mal seizure?/

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (w5QtQ)

186 Going a bit overboard with the praise on those books aren't you Alex?
Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 07:16 PM (z/Ubi)


Hey, from the bits I've seen there's passing familiarity with grammar and spelling so that's good.

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 15, 2014 07:20 PM (IrByp)

187 I suggest that they revert to beating their laundry on a rock down at the river. Fatuous harridans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 07:20 PM (l1zOH)

188
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (2cS/G)
Good to hear, many prayers to your dad and fam.

Posted by: LizLem at December 15, 2014 07:20 PM (yRwC8)

189 "Twitter is like Cable Access for mental cases"

The interwebz means that we hear from nutty Aunt * far more often than we should...

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 07:21 PM (/jpU8)

190 166 Gas is $1.91 here in CO. It was $2.57 last week.

That's amazing. I've never seen anything like this.

After Katrina, gas went up fast but only for a little while.


Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 15, 2014 07:15 PM (w5QtQ)

----------

Gas prices doubled...in six months...back in 2008.

Prices will likely go down even further, while the price of Oil keeps going down.
It finished today at 55.6/barrel.

Posted by: wheatie at December 15, 2014 07:21 PM (Dlofw)

191 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at December 15, 2014 07:21 PM (l1zOH)

192 181
Just talked to my father, he's in high spirits,

Great news.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:21 PM (XzRw1)

193 A book that promotes abuse to women has suspiciously been bought by millions of women.

Sometimes a cigar is not a phallic object, but simply a cigar. Sometimes it is an open invitation to wear an ankle bracelet the rest of your life, and earn top ranking on sexual predators lists, and is not worth exploring.

Fantasy does not equal reality. Guys sometimes get this, after plastering every page of Playboy shut with man juice.

Posted by: Cigmund Fraud at December 15, 2014 07:22 PM (zxQ4h)

194 Naptha? Luxury! In my day we scrubbed ourselves raw with pumice, and.we.were.grateful.
Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface!

We used to dream of pumice. We had to clean ourselves in the runoff from the chrome plating shop, if we were lucky.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (V70Ne)

Once a week, we got to rub against Grandma's corns.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:22 PM (MMC8r)

195 What a terrible tragedy that a far leftist pinch-mouthed harridan is somehow offended by laundry soap.

What next I must ask? Will they now be offended by huge purple dildos with amusing names? Or perhaps ballgags called "Dworkinators"?

The mind reels.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 15, 2014 07:22 PM (scgac)

196 >>> The very act of loading a washing machine is redolent of PIV...complete with gushing liquid squirted into the receptacle.

Fine, scrub my laundry on a washboard. And rinse the soap off your hands before you cook my dinner!

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 07:22 PM (Ua6T/)

197 I don't know. My brother mentioned a "TI"? I didn't ask my father about the medical details, I doubt he knew them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:22 PM (2cS/G)

198
Oh....this is a bit of a hysterical overreaction on Ace's part.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 07:06 PM (Zu3d9)






*snort*

ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 07:23 PM (TIIx5)

199 You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at December 15, 2014 07:21 PM (l1zOH)
**********
RAGE? YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I AM SOAKING IN IT!

Posted by: Womyns Studies Major at December 15, 2014 07:23 PM (jucos)

200
Maybe they should try down at the creek with some homemade soap?
You think they would be giving out BJ's to thank us for inventing the darn washing machine in the first place, but no!

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:23 PM (wAQA5)

201 Wait, I thought feminists *liked* BDSM? All empowering and slut-walky and stuff?

Dammit, I'm so confused.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at December 15, 2014 07:24 PM (EmmI5)

202 TI- probably meant TIA

Transient Ischemic Attack- temporary interruption of blood supply to portion of the brain, but without actual permanent major damage or loss of function. Can be a warning sign of stroke risk.

Best wishes for your dad Lincolntf

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 07:24 PM (NeFrd)

203 I'm betting Surf is hell on flannel.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:24 PM (MMC8r)

204 The feminazis should have their own thing,
they can call it "twatter'

Posted by: seamrog at December 15, 2014 07:24 PM (cpR8L)

205 You think they would be giving out BJ's to thank us for inventing the darn washing machine in the first place, but no!
Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:23 PM (wAQA5)
**********
Ungrateful Bints

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 07:25 PM (jucos)

206 61
I had to dump a facebook friend who went insane. She was proudly pushing her fight against pink.





Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2014 06:42 PM (2NzFK)

Your friend is kookoo. Doesn't she know that pink used to be a masculine color, thought to decided and strong for females?
http://tinyurl.com/hxofpink

Posted by: SarahW at December 15, 2014 07:25 PM (Lbv/k)

207 Slap chop is completely unisex and works well for people of all gender persuasions. It's made in Germany and you know the Germans make good stuff.


Posted by: Vince at December 15, 2014 07:25 PM (XzRw1)

208 to=too

Posted by: SarahW at December 15, 2014 07:25 PM (Lbv/k)

209 My brother mentioned a "TI"?

TI is a transient ischemic. Problems from a lack of blood flow, so like a stroke.

Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface! at December 15, 2014 07:26 PM (rwI+c)

210 I'm not sure if y'all have heard. The Pennsylvania shooter killed his ex-wife, her mother, her grandmother, her sister, her sister's husband, their daughter and wounded their son.

I can't even imagine. I have multiple friends who knew this family. They were good people. Heartbreaking. Absolutely heartbreaking.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 07:26 PM (KuU4f)

211 Thank you, SM, that's exactly what he said, TIA.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:26 PM (2cS/G)

212 She was proudly pushing her fight against pink.

Good. Her last album sucked.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:26 PM (MMC8r)

213 65
we've gone full killing fields now: The idea is to simply dispose of the groups the PC groups don't like. This is the real social justice: the same as two weeks into the French revolution or the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 15, 2014 06:43 PM (NHtMs)



Well said. That is definitely where this will lead if it isn't stopped.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

214 They're the mean kind of communist dykes. Not the nice kind that aren't political and josh with you about the playoffs. They're the nasty-minded ones that hate anyone with wedding tackle and wouldn't mind murdering half the human race.

They're monsters who have a degree track and special bookstores in common. Like a community of Jeffery Dahmers with tenure and flannel shirts.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 15, 2014 07:28 PM (scgac)

215 Slap chop is completely unisex and works well for people of all gender persuasions. It's made in Germany and you know the Germans make good stuff.


Posted by: Vince at December 15, 2014 07:25 PM (XzRw1)
**********
I LOVE YOUR NUTS!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 07:28 PM (jucos)

216 Sanity called and left this message for Feminism: "I can't breathe. Hands up; don't shoot!"

Posted by: Bluesman at December 15, 2014 07:29 PM (jmu6/)

217 Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.

Are you fucking Goofy?


...
Now you're talking out of Uranus.


One of these days Alice, Boom - right to the Moon (with suds).

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2014 07:30 PM (DL2i+)

218 I just saw another commercial for a jewelry store on TV and I AM LIVID. I think we can all get on the feminist bandwagon and put a stop to it. Who in their right mind would think that a strong, independent woman could be "bought off" with some shiny baubles. No more jewelry. Women power.

Posted by: RustyG at December 15, 2014 07:30 PM (34Xjk)

219 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 07:26 PM (KuU4f)

I'm so sorry DG, it's horrific.

Mt first thought as I read that was, "That's insane". We use that term too loosely sometimes.

The son is going to have a LOT to work through also. Best wishes to him.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:30 PM (1Y+hH)

220 Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:30 PM (1Y+hH)


I can't even begin to comprehend what would cause a person to do such a thing. I just can't.

Those poor kids.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 07:32 PM (KuU4f)

221 I suggest that they revert to beating their laundry on a rock down at the river. Fatuous harridans. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc..................................Beating their laundry? Is that like strumming the filthies?

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:34 PM (wAQA5)

222 Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:19 PM (2cS/G)

I am glad to hear your dad is better.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 15, 2014 07:34 PM (+XMAD)

223 "I can't even begin to comprehend what would cause a person to do such a thing. I just can't."


I know.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:35 PM (1Y+hH)

224 Keep it up, sugar tits, see if I give a rat's ass. I'm gonna stand here and squeeze Charmin until we both pop! Come and get me!

Posted by: Mr. Whipple at December 15, 2014 07:35 PM (DLu2s)

225 And they don't think this dude isn't a bit rapey - talking about wanting to put something good in your body?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8DF8RWL_c

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 07:38 PM (ABcz/)

226 These broads need to shut up and make me my sammwich....and clean my clothes!

Posted by: RGallegos at December 15, 2014 07:38 PM (AVODN)

227 I'll kick their flannel covered asses.

Posted by: Susan Lucci at December 15, 2014 07:39 PM (XzRw1)

228 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 07:32 PM (KuU4f)

Good God, that is so incredibly evil, wiping out an entire family.

I think I am going to take a break from the Internets within the next few days. I can't stand to read the craziness, irrationality and sheer evil that seems to be engulfing the entire damn world.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 15, 2014 07:39 PM (+XMAD)

229 That really is unimaginably bad, DangerGirl. Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 07:41 PM (ABcz/)

230 Why does Pluto bark, but Goofy talks?

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 07:41 PM (btTLZ)

231 I think I am going to take a break from the Internets within the next
few days. I can't stand to read the craziness, irrationality and sheer
evil that seems to be engulfing the entire damn world.

Curl up with a good book.

Posted by: Revelation at December 15, 2014 07:41 PM (XzRw1)

232

this guy is still on the loose in PA?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:41 PM (w5QtQ)

233 Buy Surf
& Surf your Turf
surprise included inside (smelling salts for the fainting ladies on Your block.)

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 07:41 PM (nqBYe)

234 Rape detergent.

Bwahahahahaha.

What a crazy f*cking world we are living in.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 15, 2014 07:42 PM (2ruKl)

235 230
Why does Pluto bark, but Goofy talks?

Why does goofy walk on two legs and Pluto four?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:42 PM (XzRw1)

236 Yes sooth, they haven't caught him yet.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 07:42 PM (KuU4f)

237
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at December 15, 2014 07:35 PM (DLu2s)

A testament to the power of TV. How many years has it been since Mr. Whipple was squeezing the Charmin?

______ , Stronger Than Dirt.

*who can fill in the blank?*

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:43 PM (1Y+hH)

238 Im going to sue the pants off CVS, hell i go in for smelling salts and what do i see in plain site? Condoms!

what the hell do they think We are, receptacles for Men!

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 07:44 PM (nqBYe)

239 Mickey Mouse is in court getting a Divorce.
The Judge says, "I don't see why you should divorce Minnie if she's crazy."
Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy!"

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 07:44 PM (btTLZ)

240 I just saw another commercial for a jewelry store on TV and I AM LIVID. I think we can all get on the feminist bandwagon and put a stop to it. Who in their right mind would think that a strong, independent woman could be "bought off" with some shiny baubles. No more jewelry. Women power.



*golf clap*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 07:44 PM (0HooB)

241 Danger girl, all of my condolences and prayers. Horrible.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:44 PM (2cS/G)

242 ______ , Stronger Than Dirt.

Ajax. Is that a mans name?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:44 PM (XzRw1)

243 Ajax, Bon Ami

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 07:46 PM (btTLZ)

244 oy, *Dangergirl, so sorry, I cannot imagine how everyone involved feels, fk.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 07:46 PM (nqBYe)

245 And once again, feminists show their true colors as prudish, pinch-faced, humorless scolds.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 07:46 PM (mx5oN)

246 *who can fill in the blank?*

Touch Me?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 07:46 PM (0HooB)

247 Danger girl, all of my condolences and prayers. Horrible.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:44 PM (2cS/G)


Not for me, Linc. Send all of those to the friends and families. Not that there is much of one family left. He wiped out an entire family with the exception of a 17 year old boy. What the fucking fuck.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 07:47 PM (KuU4f)

248 I like jewelry. It makes the perfect gift. It has the added benefit of being redeemable for cash prizes if things don't work out.

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 07:47 PM (btTLZ)

249 Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.

Are you fucking Goofy?



No, but Minnie is.......

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:47 PM (BTVka)

250 Hey, we're getting some fun spam again! I kind of miss lacewigs.

I'm sure we can have fun with Russian mail order brides showing up in THIS thread.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 15, 2014 07:48 PM (Opyrm)

251 238 Im going to sue the pants off CVS, hell i go in for smelling salts and what do i see in plain site? Condoms!

what the hell do they think We are, receptacles for Men!
Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 07:44 PM (nqBYe)

If the wang fits...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 07:48 PM (mx5oN)

252 "Ajax. Is that a mans name?"

That stuff is burned in. That commercial hasn't been on the air in about half a century.

OK, here's another, a tiny bit harder, maybe.

Show us your ____ !

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:48 PM (1Y+hH)

253 Aw, it was vaporated.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 15, 2014 07:49 PM (Opyrm)

254 Arm Hammer laundry detergent.

Clearly a mans arm wielding a rape hammer.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:49 PM (XzRw1)

255 252 "Ajax. Is that a mans name?"

That stuff is burned in. That commercial hasn't been on the air in about half a century.

OK, here's another, a tiny bit harder, maybe.

Show us your ____ !

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:48 PM (1Y+hH)

Tits!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 07:49 PM (mx5oN)

256 Who in their right mind would think that a strong, independent woman could be "bought off" with some shiny baubles.




Most.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:50 PM (BTVka)

257 If I were the lawyer or judge involved in that custody case (slain family)
I'd be keeping a really low profile.

The husband now has nothing to lose, and I'm sure he wants to go out in a blaze of glory.

His poor children.

Posted by: seamrog at December 15, 2014 07:50 PM (cpR8L)

258 Ajax, Bon Ami
Posted by: ALH at Dece

Well done.

"I'm going to wash that ____ right out of my hair."


Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:50 PM (1Y+hH)

259 OK, here's another, a tiny bit harder, maybe.

Show us your ____ !




Tits!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:51 PM (BTVka)

260 258 Ajax, Bon Ami
Posted by: ALH at Dece

Well done.

"I'm going to wash that ____ right out of my hair."


Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:50 PM (1Y+hH)

Jizz!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 07:51 PM (mx5oN)

261
Remove your 'flirty shades' Surf product from sale #boycottsurf
...............................
They're just pissed that the washer ran smoother. Ruined the spin cycle fun for them.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 07:51 PM (wAQA5)

262 "I'm going to wash that ____ right out of my hair."



Baby gravy.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:52 PM (BTVka)

263 Show us your ____ !


Underalls.

Rapist!


Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:52 PM (XzRw1)

264 I missed what happened with the family in Pennsylvania. What did the father do? Did he kidnap the kids?

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 07:52 PM (btTLZ)

265 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 07:47 PM (KuU4f)

Hang in there.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:52 PM (1Y+hH)

266 To them, then.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:53 PM (2cS/G)

267 @149 "no Green fucking Giant is going to force me to cook string beans for a man over a hot stove."

HoHoHo
---------------------

"That giant green sexist pig called me a slut!"

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2014 07:53 PM (UWFpX)

268 "I'm going to wash that ____ right out of my hair."

Taint?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:54 PM (XzRw1)

269 268 "I'm going to wash that ____ right out of my hair."

Gray, if it's the commercial. Man, if it's South Pacific.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 07:55 PM (mx5oN)

270 I knew 'tits' was coming.


The real answer is funnier when you consider that commercial was done in what, the late 60's early 70s maybe?

George Carlin even did a bit about it.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:56 PM (1Y+hH)

271 Gray, if it's the commercial. Man, if it's South Pacific.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 07:55 PM (mx5oN)

And Insomniac hits the daily double!

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:57 PM (1Y+hH)

272 >>The real answer is funnier when you consider that commercial was done in what, the late 60's early 70s maybe?


It was about how you can't see underwear lines, since you're wearing underalls in place of 'em. So the "show us" part was a riff on that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 07:57 PM (ABcz/)

273 I feel like "scentual" is not a new thing or particularly risqué. I also feel like a lot of people have lost their damn minds and need to climb off the soapbox, have a cocktail and watch a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Lea at December 15, 2014 07:58 PM (/bd0t)

274 Mr. Bubble - Rapist

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 07:58 PM (XzRw1)

275 email today from sSen Gillibrand (blockhead - NY):

With untrained administrators, convoluted disciplinary proceedings and a culture that lays the blame on women - it is no wonder that so few college students report sexual assault. We have to take action now to change the culture and combat sexual assault.

I've been working to build a coalition strong enough to protect our students, and I'm thrilled to be joined today by the American Federation of Teachers in calling on Congress to pass the Campus Accountability and Safety Act without delay.

I know most of you couldn't make it to our event this morning, but you can still make your voice heard. Will you sign our petition to demand Congress takes action to end campus sexual assault?

Tell Congress: Pass the Campus Accountability and Safety Act now!

Across the country, brave young women and men have come forward to tell their stories and demand action on their campuses. Their activism is shining a light on a long-ignored epidemic, and we need to make sure schools have the policies and resources to tackle the problem.

Our current system puts the burden on the victim, and that is not acceptable. As a mother, lawyer and senator, I am dedicated to creating a culture in which victims are supported by their peers, their schools and the law.

Whether you're a parent, student, survivor or friend, this issue is one that needs all of us to step up and push for change. Add your name and demand that Congress puts student safety first.

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2014 07:59 PM (zjcTL)

276

Ajax was a hero in Greek mythology.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 15, 2014 07:59 PM (w5QtQ)

277
I got you guys stumped with:

"Show us your _____ !"

Bunch of guys riding in a convertible, sometimes in the bed of a pickup, shouting that at babes on the street as they pass by. And the ladies would always comply!

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:00 PM (1Y+hH)

278 Ajax was a hero in Greek mythology.

So he raped men instead of women.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 08:00 PM (XzRw1)

279 That laundry detergent bottle sure looks rape-y to me.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 15, 2014 08:00 PM (FXdH7)

280
It was about how you can't see underwear lines, since you're wearing underalls in place of 'em. So the "show us" part was a riff on that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 07:57 PM (ABcz/)

Good guess, but not it.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:01 PM (1Y+hH)

281 "Show us your _____ !"

I'm racking my brain but can't come up with the cigarette brand.

Posted by: Panhandler at December 15, 2014 08:01 PM (jYXC7)

282 @275 Tell Congress: Pass the Campus Accountability and Safety Act now!
--------------------

Dude. CASA? Are you trying to steal and mock the culture of Hispanics?

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2014 08:02 PM (UWFpX)

283 62 Parents, I'd like to know what exactly you're doing that causes your daughters to grow up to be complete and utter fuckwits of society?


Both of mine grew up to be doctors (one MD and one PhD) and are happily married and having babies, so I'm doing my part, but I can't do it all alone people!

Okay, the old lady helped some.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 15, 2014 08:02 PM (bCSgp)

284 Chef Boyardee was cooking in the kitchen with Dinah!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:02 PM (BTVka)

285 I catered an event at a brewery tonight, and on one wall were stickers from other breweries.

One of them was advertising a beer called, "Hold My Beer And Watch This."

I'm hoping it's real.

Meantime, we're on the eve of another Rapey Tuesday, I guess.

*rethinks buying stinky Surf detergent because it pisses off all the right people*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:02 PM (FsuaD)

286 271 Gray, if it's the commercial. Man, if it's South Pacific.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 07:55 PM (mx5oN)

And Insomniac hits the daily double!
Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 07:57 PM (1Y+hH)

*takes a bow*

I remember South Pacific rather well - the nurses were pretty hot, as was that Polynesian chick.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:02 PM (mx5oN)

287 show us your foster-grants

Posted by: seamrog at December 15, 2014 08:03 PM (cpR8L)

288 Late to the party, I know - but two thoughts struck me :

1) while I really couldn't care less, I don't mind. Heck - I like a good play on words, and it's just advertising. Good for them for trying to have some fun with it.
2) would been better with "filthy shades of..."

Posted by: shredded chi at December 15, 2014 08:03 PM (/3yVc)

289 Ajax was a hero in Greek mythology.

So he raped men instead of women.



Prison rape.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:03 PM (BTVka)

290 Posted by: Panhandler at December 15, 2014 08:01 PM (jYXC7)

Yeah, it didn't last long.

The other cig commercial was: "You've come a long way, baby."

There's some innuendo.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:03 PM (1Y+hH)

291 Good God.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 08:05 PM (R5HRU)

292 Tell Congress: Pass the Campus Accountability and Safety Act now!



The Michigan Campus Accountability and Safety Act?
(Mi CASA?)

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:05 PM (BTVka)

293 show us your foster-grants
Posted by: seamrog

I believe that was "Who's that in those Foster Grants?"

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:05 PM (1Y+hH)

294 "That's right: pink. The color. It's evil."

Tell that to the NFL. Every damn October.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 15, 2014 08:05 PM (iIzG7)

295 288 Late to the party, I know - but two thoughts struck me :

1) while I really couldn't care less, I don't mind. Heck - I like a good play on words, and it's just advertising. Good for them for trying to have some fun with it.
2) would been better with "filthy shades of..."
Posted by: shredded chi at December 15, 2014 08:03 PM (/3yVc)

You just know a Fifty Shades of Gay movie is in the works somewhere in California...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:06 PM (mx5oN)

296 You've come a long way, baby was Virginia Slims, wasn't it?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:06 PM (KuU4f)

297 "Who's that in those Foster Grants?"


Answer: Rape

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:06 PM (FsuaD)

298 I'm wearing huggably soft assless chaps.

Posted by: Snuggles the Rape Bear at December 15, 2014 08:06 PM (0cMkb)

299 All rape is rape.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (Dwehj)

300 297 "Who's that in those Foster Grants?"


Answer: Rape
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:06 PM (FsuaD)

Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was "who is a rapist?"

Posted by: Alex Trebek at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (mx5oN)

301 You've come a long way, baby was Virginia Slims, wasn't it?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:06 PM (KuU4f)

DaaaangerGirl for the win!

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (1Y+hH)

302 Remember the jeans commercial/ad with Brooke Shields (a very young Brooke Shields) saying, "Nothing gets between me and my _______ jeans."

(Can't remember the jeans brand.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (FsuaD)

303 You've come a long way, baby was Virginia Slims, wasn't it?



Correct.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (BTVka)

304 Ok America, show us your Underalls.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 08:08 PM (w3a0Z)

305 tarentons (sp)

Posted by: seamrog at December 15, 2014 08:08 PM (md91G)

306 Rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 08:08 PM (NgTPL)

307 And Virginia Slims were 100 centimeters.

They were longer than regular cigs, and marketed to women, imagine that, feminists.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:08 PM (1Y+hH)

308 296 You've come a long way, baby was Virginia Slims, wasn't it?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:06 PM (KuU4f)

Correcto. Because nothing says equality of the sexes like emphysema, COPD and lung cancer!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:08 PM (mx5oN)

309 "Bloody Mary is the gal for me!
Bloody Mary is the gal for me!
Bloody Mary is the gal for me,
Now ain't that too damn bad!"

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (MbqmP)

310 Calvin Klein's, Jane D'oh.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (w3a0Z)

311 Jane, that was "Calvins" as in Calvin Klein.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (KuU4f)

312 Remember the jeans commercial/ad with Brooke Shields (a very young Brooke Shields) saying, "Nothing gets between me and my _______ jeans."



Calvin Kleins.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (BTVka)

313 >>Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was "who is a rapist?"
Posted by: Alex Trebek

Suck it Trebek.

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (3rrMW)

314 jordache jeans

Posted by: seamrog at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (md91G)

315 302 Remember the jeans commercial/ad with Brooke Shields (a very young Brooke Shields) saying, "Nothing gets between me and my _______ jeans."

(Can't remember the jeans brand.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (FsuaD)

Calvin Klein

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (mx5oN)

316 310
Calvin Klein's, Jane D'oh.



Thnx.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (FsuaD)

317 302: Jane :Calvin Kline?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:10 PM (ucDmr)

318 307 And Virginia Slims were 100 centimeters.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:08 PM (1Y+hH)



That's a hell of a cigarette.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

319 And Virginia Slims were 100 centimeters.

They were longer than regular cigs, and marketed to women, imagine that, feminists.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:08 PM (1Y+hH)


Meter-long cigarettes?!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 15, 2014 08:10 PM (MbqmP)

320 A silly millimeter longer...

Posted by: The Chicken at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (Dwehj)

321 (Can't remember the jeans brand.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (FsuaD)

Aha, jeans.

Who was Gary Hart's bimbo, and what jeans did she endorse?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (1Y+hH)

322 Does anyone remember the IKEA commercial from the 80's with the furniture testing?

"You're gonna get hurt, you're gonna get hurt, you're gonna get hurt."
"Mom can I have a cookie, mom can I have a cookie..."
"Honey where are my socks? Honey where are my socks? Honey where are my socks?"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (KuU4f)

323 And Virginia Slims were 100 centimeters.




Long, or around?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (BTVka)

324 I would walk a mile for a rape

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (jucos)

325 I'm seeing a helluva lot more underarm hair on wimmin at Whole Foods.

Please tell me the hairy trend isn't coming back in the radical feminist community.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (FsuaD)

326
That's a hell of a cigarette.
Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:10 PM (sdi6R

That reminds me, I effing hate metric.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:12 PM (1Y+hH)

327
Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 10m
FAKE HATE: St. Louis Bosnian Woman Filed False Police Report http://shar.es/13kf8M via @gatewaypundit

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 08:12 PM (ZPrif)

328 321 (Can't remember the jeans brand.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM (FsuaD)

Aha, jeans.

Who was Gary Hart's bimbo, and what jeans did she endorse?
Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (1Y+hH)

Jessica Hahn. Can't remember the jeans. She was in a video with Sam Kinison, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:12 PM (mx5oN)

329 Remember the jeans commercial/ad with Brooke Shields (a very young Brooke Shields) saying, "Nothing gets between me and my _______ jeans."(Can't remember the jeans brand.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:07 PM


Calvin Klein I think.

Posted by: otho at December 15, 2014 08:12 PM (tBSrv)

330 100cm cigarettes are impressive. They don't fit well in a purse though.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:12 PM (KuU4f)

331 You know what else is marketed exclusively to women? Tampons

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (jucos)

332 Jane, those were Calvin Kleins jeans.

Posted by: Redundant guy who's always late at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (sYUHT)

333 Normal cigarettes are 78mm, IIRC. Or a nominal 80mm, I guess.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (MbqmP)

334 325: Yes it its. And they are dying their pit hair too.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (ucDmr)

335

THEY'RRRRRRRRE RAPED!!!





Posted by: Tony the Rape Tiger at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (0cMkb)

336
Jessica Hahn. Can't remember the jeans. She was in a video with Sam Kinison, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:12 PM (mx5oN)


Wild Thing.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (KuU4f)

337 325 I'm seeing a helluva lot more underarm hair on wimmin at Whole Foods.

Please tell me the hairy trend isn't coming back in the radical feminist community.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (FsuaD)

Growing and dyeing it is now a thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (mx5oN)

338 "Laundry products should not be sexualised and children should be
protected from seeing this. This product needs to removed from sale by
Unilever ASAP and a public apology should be made to all of those women
who have suffered abuse."

Mewling quim.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (iIzG7)

339 331
You know what else is marketed exclusively to women? Tampons



I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure Sheppy Smith uses them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (FsuaD)

340 No - Donna Rice was Gary Hart. Jessica Hahn was the televangelist dude.

Right?

Posted by: goatexchange at December 15, 2014 08:14 PM (sYUHT)

341 340
No - Donna Rice was Gary Hart. Jessica Hahn was the televangelist dude.



Right?



You're right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (FsuaD)

342 You know what else is marketed exclusively to women? Tampons
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (jucos)


Uh, men can wear earrings too, sweetie.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (MbqmP)

343 I saw Mewling Quim open for Manford Mann in '78 at the Astrodome!

Posted by: JarvisW at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (E7Iyp)

344 OK, here's the one no one got.

"Show us your ____ !

Lark.

They must have sucked, they didn't last long at all, not like LSMFT.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (1Y+hH)

345 Jessica Hahn was Jim Bakker.

Donna Rice...I had forgotten her name.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (KuU4f)

346 " Tampons"



Just you wait.

Posted by: Shrill Feminist Harpy at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (NgTPL)

347 Crap, I think I was wrong about Jessica Hahn. The Gary Hart connection not the video.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (mx5oN)

348 Prices will likely go down even further, while the price of Oil keeps going down.
It finished today at 55.6/barrel.


Venezuela, Iran and Russia can't survive a sustained dip in the oil price. Bad things are in the offing. Bad, bad things.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (b4b5c)

349 340: Jim Baker. Tammy faye Bakers cash machine

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (ucDmr)

350
Dinner ready, Merewife says bacon is the main course, so see ya.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (1Y+hH)

351 Who in the heck actually uses Surf? No wonder they are attempting to use a soft porn paperback to attract some attention...

But seriously, this kind of harpy hysteria is to be expected. We have a society today that has victimized everyone. And rewarded the harpies by apologizing and begging for forgiveness for wearing loud hawaiian shirts with women brandishing guns, to actually getting a CEO removed from a major corporation because he donated money to encourage traditional heterosexual marriage in his private life.

What do we expect? These people are going to need to be smacked with a rolled up paper now numerous times to overcome the indulgence they been given the past decade or so.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2014 08:15 PM (cPPlg)

352 Wasn't Donna Rice the gal who derailed Gary Hart?

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 08:16 PM (w3a0Z)

353 Wasn't the boat Gary Hart was caught with Donna Rice on called Monkey Business?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:16 PM (KuU4f)

354 307 And Virginia Slims were 100 centimeters. 

They were longer than regular cigs, and marketed to women, imagine that, feminists.

Posted by: Meremortal
------------------
I remember a gal offered me one years ago at a bar - I eventually had to light three and smoke them together to get a hit.
"After dinner pinner" is what we called them.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 15, 2014 08:16 PM (/3yVc)

355 Please tell me the hairy trend isn't coming back in the radical feminist community.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:11 PM (FsuaD)


Oh, and who the hell told ladies that nose rings are attractive? Da fuq?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 15, 2014 08:16 PM (b4b5c)

356 340 No - Donna Rice was Gary Hart. Jessica Hahn was the televangelist dude.

Right?
Posted by: goatexchange at December 15, 2014 08:14 PM (sYUHT)
Yep, you're right. Got my sluts mixed up.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:17 PM (mx5oN)

357 "Bad things are in the offing. Bad, bad things."


ASM to a tanker in the Gulf would get things hopping.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 08:17 PM (NgTPL)

358 Well three hours late, but my stepson is finally boarding his plane here.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:17 PM (KuU4f)

359 Growing and dyeing it is now a thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:13 PM (mx5oN)


****

I'm not going to react unless dreadlocks become a thing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 08:17 PM (NeFrd)

360 I could care less about this ridiculous "marketing" campaign, this is the first I've heard of it. But who's more miserable: the feminists who complain about it, the people who search for this stuff to complain about feminists complaining? Whoever sought out and wrote this article has a much more sizable chip on his shoulder than the feminists who saw this while shopping and decided to complain about it. Both sides of this useless debate are so sad.

Posted by: Conor at December 15, 2014 08:17 PM (iWDnS)

361 Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.



Wasn't Pluto caught fucking Mickey's wife?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 08:17 PM (0FSuD)

362 Thanks Jane. And - they were Calvin Klein jeans.

Jordache had the better jeans ad campaign though, with an anonymous butt that was far superior to Brooke's.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 15, 2014 08:18 PM (sYUHT)

363 Yeah, the boat named Monkey Business was pretty unforgettable...and hilarious. "Go ahead, follow me around. You'll be bored."

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 08:18 PM (w3a0Z)

364 OK, a girl growing out her armpit hair is one thing, but what in the world would compel a girl to dye her armpit hair?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 15, 2014 08:18 PM (OzIfb)

365 Got my sluts mixed up.

It happens.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 15, 2014 08:18 PM (Dwehj)

366 Oh, and who the hell told ladies that nose rings are attractive? Da fuq?



Mooooo.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:18 PM (BTVka)

367 361 Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.



Wasn't Pluto caught fucking Mickey's wife?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 08:17 PM (0FSuD)

No, Minnie was fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:18 PM (mx5oN)

368 @ 5


You wanna get high?

Posted by: Towelie at December 15, 2014 08:19 PM (TaO1J)

369 325 I'm seeing a helluva lot more underarm hair on wimmin at Whole Foods. 

Please tell me the hairy trend isn't coming back in the radical feminist community. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December
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It's a conspiracy put forth by the gov't / patchouli oil complex...

Posted by: shredded chi at December 15, 2014 08:19 PM (/3yVc)

370 363
Yeah, the boat named Monkey Business was pretty unforgettable...and hilarious. "Go ahead, follow me around. You'll be bored."



Imagine those words coming out of Billy Jeff's mouth. The press would have yawned and walked away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:19 PM (FsuaD)

371 359: Seamus: Starting to see a lot of women with dreadlocks around. They drive Subarus.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:21 PM (ucDmr)

372 Let's hope we don't see fifty shades of Jay Cutler, 'cause that would be extremely disconcerting.

Posted by: Fritz at December 15, 2014 08:21 PM (dVmLD)

373 370 363
Yeah, the boat named Monkey Business was pretty unforgettable...and hilarious. "Go ahead, follow me around. You'll be bored."


Imagine those words coming out of Billy Jeff's mouth. The press would have yawned and walked away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:19 PM (FsuaD)

They could have him caught on video raping a woman with a wiffle ball bat, and they would start gushing about his newfound interest in sports.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:21 PM (mx5oN)

374 Actually, the first 100 millimeter cigarettes were Benson & Hedges 100s, introduced in 1967.

http://www.answers.com/topic/benson-hedges

The ad campaign included such images as the longer cigarette caught in an elevator door.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

375 Yeah, the boat named Monkey Business was pretty unforgettable...and hilarious. "Go ahead, follow me around. You'll be bored."


Imagine those words coming out of Billy Jeff's mouth. The press would have yawned and walked away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:19 PM (FsuaD)


I think they would have followed Billy. The smart thing for the Clinton crowd is that they half-denied stuff until they could claim it was old news.

But today, that would never happen.

A conservative blogger would uncover it and if there were video, it might make it to the MSM.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 15, 2014 08:23 PM (b4b5c)

376 Anyway, with family on the way, I'm going to step away for the next couple of weeks.

You all have a wonderful Christmas, Chanukkah and anything else you celebrate.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:23 PM (KuU4f)

377 Seamus: Starting to see a lot of women with dreadlocks around. They drive Subarus.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:21 PM (ucDmr)


***

I didn't mean on their heads...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 08:24 PM (NeFrd)

378 Merry Christmas, DangerGirl!

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 08:24 PM (btTLZ)

379 You all have a wonderful Christmas, Chanukkah and anything else you celebrate.



Merry Christmas! Stay safe!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:24 PM (BTVka)

380 376 Anyway, with family on the way, I'm going to step away for the next couple of weeks.

You all have a wonderful Christmas, Chanukkah and anything else you celebrate.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:23 PM (KuU4f)

You too! I'm sacrificing a virgin for Solstice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:24 PM (mx5oN)

381 377 Seamus: Starting to see a lot of women with dreadlocks around. They drive Subarus.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:21 PM (ucDmr)


***

I didn't mean on their heads...
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 08:24 PM (NeFrd)

Cthulhu crotch?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:25 PM (mx5oN)

382 Unilever is obviously a phallic reference.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 15, 2014 08:25 PM (IybuU)

383 Seamus: Starting to see a lot of women with dreadlocks around. They drive Subarus.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo
***
I didn't mean on their heads...
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon



Cooter dreads?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:25 PM (BTVka)

384 Over, under, around, and through.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 08:25 PM (0HooB)

385 376
Anyway, with family on the way, I'm going to step away for the next couple of weeks.

You all have a wonderful Christmas, Chanukkah and anything else you celebrate.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 08:23 PM (KuU4f)


Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:25 PM (FsuaD)

386 The ad campaign included such images as the longer cigarette caught in an elevator door.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:22 PM

Got a pack of B and H 100's right here. "Deluxe" in a fancy gold pack. I should try one. They might make me look sophisticated and shit.

Posted by: otho at December 15, 2014 08:25 PM (tBSrv)

387 ugggggh
and it begins

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to cut a cop hater at December 15, 2014 08:26 PM (/2Qtx)

388 Which cig was 101 mm, "a silly millimeter longer"?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 08:26 PM (NeFrd)

389 Hello? Is this thing on?

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

390 Merry Christmas, DG!
Be well.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 15, 2014 08:27 PM (/3yVc)

391 374

You want to know what really torques me off? Oh come on now, sure you do.

Although I've never smoked a BH that I know of and have not smoked at all for over 30 years, I STILL have that $@## "a silly millimeter longer" jingle stuck in my head.

Posted by: 2L at December 15, 2014 08:27 PM (TaO1J)

392 That was very weird. I tried to wish DangerGirl Merry Christmas three times and my comments didn't appear.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

393 Doesn't appear to be anything fitting to watch on TV tonight. Maybe this time, he'll ask me to pop in another Christmas movie.

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 08:27 PM (btTLZ)

394 Pluto is a planet.

And I'm in love with the name JudgyBitch.

Posted by: That is all at December 15, 2014 08:27 PM (kCQ4H)

395 So reports are the cafe manager lunged for the jihadi's weapon, a shotgun, when he started dozing off. They then fought for the gun, which went off, trigger the cops bursting in.

Not clear how the woman was killed and the others shot. Hopefully not friendly fire.

News.com.au
http://fb.me/1GwG9c7ju

It is understood the cafe manager decided to take action when the hostage-taker began to doze off after the siege had been ongoing for 17 hours.
He lunged at the gunman's weapon, enabling others to flee.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 08:28 PM (ZPrif)

396 Seamus: Never get that out of my minds eye. Damn, they prolly do.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:28 PM (ucDmr)

397 Santa Claus vs. the Martians.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 15, 2014 08:29 PM (MbqmP)

398 Ok, which one of you was behind this?

http://tinyurl.com/mqf9tv2

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:29 PM (mx5oN)

399 388 Which cig was 101 mm, "a silly millimeter longer"?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 08:26 PM (NeFrd)


Chesterfield 101. I had to look it up.

https://tinyurl.com/lz573gw

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

400 so, should I just start posting Badfinger links?

'cause I gots no problem with that

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2014 08:31 PM (KCxzN)

401 There is nothing weird about a woman having pubic hair!

Posted by: Craig's Mom at December 15, 2014 08:33 PM (deieS)

402 398
Ok, which one of you was behind this?



http://tinyurl.com/mqf9tv2



Had to be a moron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:34 PM (FsuaD)

403 All the best Dangergirl.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 15, 2014 08:34 PM (QCo5R)

404 I don't get it. If you have to wash a Smurf, shouldn't you use Blue Cheer?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 08:34 PM (8Fl6F)

405 so, should I just start posting Badfinger links?

'cause I gots no problem with that


Gourd head.

Their drummer retired down here in the '90's. I'd see him occasionally at jam nights. Short little guy, a Ginger, but a great drummer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 08:34 PM (0HooB)

406 Trying once again: Merry Christmas, DangerGirl!

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

407 I'm giggling madly, Insomniac.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 08:35 PM (w3a0Z)

408 Okay, I'm off to bed early. I enjoy (kind of) catering for my husband's occasional events, but it's exhausting.

Everyone behave on the ONT (as if).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 15, 2014 08:35 PM (FsuaD)

409 Hooray! for Santy Claus.

Posted by: Garrett at December 15, 2014 08:35 PM (deieS)

410 Some people might say that these are bored, unfulfilled suburban women with diagnosable tendencies towards hysteria, looking to inject some drama into their safe, easy, uneventful lives, creating histrionic narratives of oppression in their dreary day-to-day shopping routines.


...you forgot 'fugly'.

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 15, 2014 08:35 PM (HRo7B)

411 G'night Jane D'oh.

And Merry Christmas, DG.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 08:37 PM (0HooB)

412 No, Minnie was fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:18 PM (mx5oN)


Oh, well who was Pluto fucking? Olive Oyl?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 08:39 PM (0FSuD)

413 I'm late to the party, but have we heard from aussie?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2014 08:39 PM (KCxzN)

414 I think the marketing is for suburban moms


I think the objections are coming from Park Slope IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

415 I'm late to the party, but have we heard from aussie?

She was around this morning.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 15, 2014 08:41 PM (DO+FP)

416 413 I'm late to the party, but have we heard from aussie?

Posted by: AltonJackson at
------------------
Yes sir.
Very early this AM. Last part of the ONT. All is well with her.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 15, 2014 08:42 PM (4KRjm)

417 Funny part of the whole 50 Shades thing???

These women say its all about abuse....

When the whole thing is about what the WOMAN really wants...

So... giving a woman what she wants... what she ASKS for... is now ... abuse...

Posted by: THE Big Bad Wolf at December 15, 2014 08:43 PM (f0pWu)

418 I think the objections are coming from Park Slope

Is that anything like a Roof Korean?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:43 PM (mx5oN)

419 /On RANT...

I have not been told Merry Christmas by a SINGLE DAMN person... not in a store... not doing business... without me saying it first...

And yes... I make a POINT of saying it...

Posted by: THE Big Bad Wolf at December 15, 2014 08:45 PM (f0pWu)

420 A silly millimeter longer ...

Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface! at December 15, 2014 08:46 PM (rwI+c)

421
Heartbreak:

Christina Hendricks' first post-Mad Men series will NOT be Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore.

http://tinyurl.com/otzxbnt

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 08:46 PM (8v9fw)

422 I wanna be a Roof-Top Korean. Those people have their shit on straight.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2014 08:46 PM (KCxzN)

423 420
A silly millimeter longer ...

Posted by: toby928(C) has 21 followers on twitface! at December 15, 2014 08:46 PM (rwI+c)


It makes a BIG difference!

Posted by: Barney at December 15, 2014 08:47 PM (0FSuD)

424 Um. Park Slope is a very progressive part of Brooklyn wherein armpit hair is grown and many many people are very very concerned about everything any of you CIS gender heteronormative right wing teabaggers do or think

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 08:47 PM (zOTsN)

425 Everyone concerned with the moral fiber of our Nation needs to return to healthy Naptha

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 15, 2014 07:13 PM (Cq0oW)


Filthy Filner uses Feels Naptha.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 08:47 PM (8Fl6F)

426 Merry Christmas to THE Big Bad Wolf. And a Happy New Year!

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 08:47 PM (btTLZ)

427 419 /On RANT...

I have not been told Merry Christmas by a SINGLE DAMN person... not in a store... not doing business... without me saying it first...

And yes... I make a POINT of saying it...
Posted by: THE Big Bad Wolf at December 15, 2014 08:45 PM (f0pWu)

The cashier at the grocery store wished me a Merry Christmas the other day. I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:47 PM (mx5oN)

428 Just to prove how fucking crazy the Left Coast is.




http://tinyurl.com/lbrur5d

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 08:49 PM (0FSuD)

429 Might just be me, but this is the same as taking some sort of uber-umbrage over imagined anti-vegan sentiment in "Ishtar."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2014 08:49 PM (pYF2W)

430 428 Just to prove how fucking crazy the Left Coast is.




http://tinyurl.com/lbrur5d
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 08:49 PM (0FSuD)

Nothing tops the Folsom Street Fair, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 08:50 PM (mx5oN)

431 Donna Rice was a University of South Carolina cheerleader.

Elbows.

She is now a spokeswoman/activist against Internet porn.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2014 08:51 PM (Rx8ML)

432
How many millimeters in an inch dammit!!

Posted by: Mark Levin at December 15, 2014 08:51 PM (1Y+hH)

433 we still haven't discussed the S.E.Michigan MoMe....

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2014 08:52 PM (KCxzN)

434 433
we still haven't discussed the S.E.Michigan MoMe....


Go over to Detroit, buy a house for $10 and get drunk and burn it down.


Bring weapons to get home.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 08:53 PM (0FSuD)

435 How many millimeters in an inch dammit!!

25.4-ish

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2014 08:54 PM (KCxzN)

436 How many millimeters in an inch dammit!!
Posted by: Mark Levin at December 15, 2014 08:51 PM (1Y+hH)


All of them.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 15, 2014 08:55 PM (MbqmP)

437 Nip: Do you have a newsletter? Partying with you sounds like the way I want to party

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 08:55 PM (ucDmr)

438 431
She is now a spokeswoman/activist against Internet porn.
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2014 08:51 PM (Rx8ML)


Talk about being on the wrong side of history. That's a bit like trying to push back the tide with a broom.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

439 Boycott of said detergent started by some one who chose the nic "Extreme Crochet". In Swindon England.



Well


I stand corrected

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 08:56 PM (zOTsN)

440 Histrionics, hysteria???!!!??? ace, shame, shame, shame.

Posted by: eureka! at December 15, 2014 08:57 PM (uB6Jm)

441 wow
this MNF is so bad I may have to wash down the TV later

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to cut a cop hater at December 15, 2014 08:57 PM (/2Qtx)

442 Extreme crochet? Does the yarn come out of her vijay jay?

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2014 08:57 PM (Rx8ML)

443 There are 28 millimeters in an once of inches.

Posted by: Garrett at December 15, 2014 08:58 PM (deieS)

444 Told y'all it was Batshit Crazy Monday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2014 08:59 PM (+ED9B)

445 @437

Ha ha. Too old to party much any more.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 09:00 PM (0FSuD)

446 Funny part of the whole 50 Shades thing???

These women say its all about abuse....

When the whole thing is about what the WOMAN really wants...

So... giving a woman what she wants... what she ASKS for... is now ... abuse...




...said the new husband.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 09:00 PM (0HooB)

447 Ok


I looked up extreme crochet


It's HUGE crochet. Like crocheting a full size bicycle. Or a manhole cover

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 09:01 PM (zOTsN)

448 Sexual harassment....you're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at December 15, 2014 09:02 PM (+ED9B)

449 @446


THIS. Lot's of women like to be dominated.


I've read about it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 09:02 PM (0FSuD)

450 435 How many millimeters in an inch dammit!!

25.4-ish
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2014 08:54 PM (KCxzN)

As many as are to needed to validate your self-worth.

Pick a number right for you.

Posted by: eman at December 15, 2014 09:03 PM (MQEz6)

451 I know this isn't anything to do with the post but it's been bugging me for years.

so i read some dems calling again for cia bush chaneys heads (torture)
we address often that Dems -even those that were For IT before they are against it.
BUT what is never mentioned is Rendition and Obama still maintainging that capability. O remember seei g articles as late as 2013 huffington post i believe and washington post,

So this sis such BS why is it not mentioned ?

So sending terrorists to Others keeps Obama's hands clean of torture or this administrations,, ?

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 09:04 PM (nqBYe)

452 How many millimeters in an inch dammit!!
Posted by: Mark Levin


All of them.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages




Seal clap.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 09:05 PM (BTVka)

453 OK white male oppressor misogynistas, I'm outta here.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 09:06 PM (0HooB)

454 throws tissues at backwardsboy

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 09:06 PM (nqBYe)

455 So, according to the sidebar article, the Jooos invented fire.

That's just like them. They think they're so damn clever.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

456 195 What a terrible tragedy that a far leftist pinch-mouthed harridan is somehow offended by laundry soap.

What next I must ask? Will they now be offended by huge purple dildos with amusing names?
------------------------------------


Actually what they need are very huge purple dildos. To beat them over the heads with.

Posted by: Roy at December 15, 2014 09:08 PM (tiOTz)

457 Thanks, willow. We use the tissues as a trail to locate you on the threads.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2014 09:08 PM (pYF2W)

458 Dear RadFems, stop jumping up and down on your Vajayjays...

No wonder you are so cranky.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 09:09 PM (TSuBZ)

459 so obama keeping rendition capabilities is cleaner? fairer? social justicier?

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 09:10 PM (nqBYe)

460 ok, since Jessica Hahn and Donna Rice came up, let's see how long it takes for someone to name the woman who became famous for working with Oliver North. Clock is ticking...

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2014 09:11 PM (zjcTL)

461 What a brilliant scam Change.org must be. Make the idiots feel like they did something with a friggen internet petition, and probably data mine them afterwards.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 15, 2014 09:14 PM (EQcfE)

462 Maybe we should give the RadFems this dude's address.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Calligraphy-on-Girls-3.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 09:15 PM (TSuBZ)

463 The Bears cannot block, and Cutler can't get the ball out of his hand.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 15, 2014 09:16 PM (rwI+c)

464 Oh...oh...oh...ohhhhhh

Posted by: Betty Draper, dealing with an over-sized load at December 15, 2014 09:17 PM (1RSnt)

465 ok, since Jessica Hahn and Donna Rice came up, let's see how long it takes for someone to name the woman who became famous for working with Oliver North. Clock is ticking...



Kandy Kane?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 09:17 PM (BTVka)

466 @462


Hmm, I don't think the person next to the painted girl is a dude. Looks to me to be a lesbo in a lumberjack shirt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 09:17 PM (0FSuD)

467 Her name was Fawn Something.

Posted by: Mark Levin at December 15, 2014 09:18 PM (1Y+hH)

468 Fawn Hall?

Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2014 09:19 PM (FcR7P)

469 We need the Saints to LOSE.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 09:19 PM (0FSuD)

470 467 Her name was Fawn Something.
Posted by: Mark Levin at December 15, 2014 09:18 PM (1Y+hH)

Fawn Hall

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 09:20 PM (mx5oN)

471 ...said the new husband.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 09:00 PM (0HooB)


Says the guy who has been divorced for about 25 years....

Posted by: THE Big Bad Wolf at December 15, 2014 09:20 PM (f0pWu)

472
I just a handful of millimeters away from leaving the Republican Party, do you hear me!!!!

Mere millimeters!!!

*pant-pant*

Posted by: Mark Levin at December 15, 2014 09:20 PM (1Y+hH)

473 T-bird for the win.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 09:20 PM (ucDmr)

474 Fawn Hall?



Fawn Lebowitz

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 09:20 PM (BTVka)

475 re 468: yup. good looking woman but kind of crooked teeth.

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2014 09:21 PM (zjcTL)

476 466 @462


Hmm, I don't think the person next to the painted girl is a dude. Looks to me to be a lesbo in a lumberjack shirt.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 15, 2014 09:17 PM (0FSuD)

All I saw was hooters.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 09:21 PM (mx5oN)

477 25.4-ish

It's now exactly 25.4

Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2014 09:21 PM (FcR7P)

478
I only had half of it, t-bird for the win!

Posted by: Mark Levin-Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:21 PM (1Y+hH)

479 We had a dog named Fawn Hall because she liked to shred paper.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 09:23 PM (w3a0Z)

480 465 ok, since Jessica Hahn and Donna Rice came up, let's see how long it takes for someone to name the woman who became famous for working with Oliver North. Clock is ticking...


Jane, that was Calvin Klein jeans.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 15, 2014 09:24 PM (sYUHT)

481 473 T-bird for the win.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 15, 2014 09:20 PM (ucDmr)


Pink Ladies around?

Posted by: Danny Zuko at December 15, 2014 09:24 PM (f0pWu)

482 > Fawn Lebowitz

No, that was the sorority girl who died in a tragic kiln explosion.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at December 15, 2014 09:25 PM (1RSnt)

483 Fawn Hall.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 09:25 PM (MMC8r)

484 Monday Night Foulups Nood.

Posted by: Mark Levin-Meremortal at December 15, 2014 09:26 PM (1Y+hH)

485 21
Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.








Those people need to just shut their whore mouths.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2014 06:34 PM (TIIx5)



this is why I can't stop coming back here... my sides hurt.

Posted by: Shoey at December 15, 2014 09:33 PM (vA94g)

486 "Sweet baby Jesus, the feminists have finally lost what remained of their damn minds."

FINALLY?!?!?@#$@# That ship sailed a long time ago.

Posted by: MrX at December 15, 2014 09:33 PM (if9v9)

487 Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.

Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharptom at December 15, 2014 09:37 PM (KCxzN)

488 Other people say that Pluto is not a planet.

Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharptom at December 15, 2014 09:37 PM (KCxzN)

489 dammit, blew the perfect set-up

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 15, 2014 09:39 PM (KCxzN)

490 A commenter posted this link to a 1980s Twilight Zone short on a Neil deGrasse Tyson thread at Transterrestrial Musings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbT1fCHOjfI

I post it here because it would be great for the ONT.

And somebody who is on Twitter really needs to send that link to Tyson.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

491 Poor mistreated Joker Tsarnaev.

Sob piece from yahoo news:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kpwlztl

He spends most of his days in nearly total isolation, according to his attorneys, locked behind a heavy steel door in a tiny cell in the most restricted wing at Fort Devens medical prison 40 miles outside Boston.

The closest Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has come to experiencing the world beyond his cell in more than 500 days has been through very limited access to a small outdoor enclosure, according to court records. And that's only on weekdays, weather permitting.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 15, 2014 09:45 PM (z27Ny)

492 It's stupid corporate bullshit, appealing to the sort of woman who signs up for ISIS because that's where the real men are at.

The radfems, instead of mocking the stupid corporate bullshit, are making a moral crusade of it.

And now I'm pondering a move to Pluto to get away from the human race.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo does a book report of an ace post at December 15, 2014 09:56 PM (AVEe1)

493 I've ever really been "offended" at a product one time. It was back during they height if the Twilight movie craze, and I ran through BK one evening to get a quick dinner for hubby, myself, and our kids. I guess they were transitioning over for their kid's meal toys because something completely inane was on the drive-through board. However, when I got home and my kids go to open their toys, they pull out a fricking Twilight toy. Aside from being pissed that I had no warning that this would be in my children's meal (if I'd known I'd have got the nuggets a la carte to avoid it), who the hell thinks Twilight is an appropriate toy for a kid's meal? I mean, really. What's the average ago of kid's meal consumers, six or seven? How do you go from hawking GI Joe and My Little Pony to Twilight to the under ten set?

Anyway, so that's the one time I was genuinely angry at a product. And I even bothered to write to BK headquarters to express my displeasure.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 15, 2014 10:03 PM (KkVB6)

494 Mandy P.: well, when I was a kid there were lunchboxes and other merchandise for Clash of the Titans. The one with Vida Taylor nekkid.

Movie should have been called Clash of the Tittays. Phew!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2014 10:22 PM (AVEe1)

495 Feminazis are insane.

Posted by: Vic at December 16, 2014 03:36 AM (u9gzs)

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