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ABC News Interviews Jackie's Three Friends

Couple of interesting new claims.

Erdely's report claimed that Jackie's behavior had changed significantly after the September 28, 2012 incident. I believe some other friends claimed this.

But the three friends who were present after the alleged events say she was fine. Note they mean fine later that semester, not fine that very night. On the night in question they say she was "crying and shaking."

But they didn't see any post-trauma sort of change in behavior later.


The article describes Jackie sinking into depression after the alleged rape, and holing up in her dorm room. Not so, say her friends, who told ABC News she seemed fine after the alleged assault.

Now I don't know what this next quote means, because ABCNews drops it into the article amateurishly, without set-up or pay off. It's disconnected from any narrative. It reads like it had been edited out of the article, but then was accidentally edited back in.

But Ryan -- who Erdley had called "Randall," the boy Jackie had a crush on, said:

"I didn't know any Greek letters outside of what I'd learned in physics class," Ryan said.

What does this mean? What is the context? The ABCNews article, as I said, is glitched as far as this quote.

But it is possibly interesting, given that Sabrina Erdely claimed that "Randall" -- actually Ryan -- refused to be interviewed "out of loyalty to my frat."

It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

But I don't know.

Bizarrely, incredibly, it is now revealed that when Sabrina Erdely was a student newspaper editor at U Penn, she was disciplined for fabulism, for making a story up out of whole cloth.

She was disciplined by the paper's editor in chief, Steven Glass.

This is from a book about the very boring sounding subject of the U Penn college newspaper:

Sabrina Rubin, who says she and the rest of the editorial board "adored" [Stephen Glass], puts it another way: "There are reporters who get ahead because they’re great schmoozers, and I think Steve was definitely one of them." When he became the paper’s executive editor, the editorial board hailed him as a "man of principle," and in her Philadelphia Magazine piece, Rubin describes how Glass threw a righteous fit when she and a colleague concocted a funny and obviously made-up travel story for 34th Street–going so far as to call an emergency session of the [Daily Pennsylvanian's] Alumni Association board to apprise them of the transgression.

Now, the author claims the story was "obviously funny and made-up," but note that Erdely (then, Sabria Rubin) is one of his sources, and thus he may be captured by her claims of the events. Also note that while Erdely, it seems, is claiming the story was "obviously... made-up" and thus not really a case of fabulism, Steven Glass sure disagrees pretty strongly, and even gathers the Alumni Association Board to inform them of the breech.

I'm not so certain I'd take this author's, or Sabrina Rubin Erdely's, word for it that the story was "obviously... made-up." I'd like to see this supposedly "obviously... made-up" story.

So there you have it. Twenty-some years ago Steven Glass took serious action against Sabrian Rubin Erdely for fabulism.


Posted by: Ace at 01:28 PM




Comments

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1 So is this now a smart rape blog?

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2014 01:31 PM (zoehZ)

2 Weirder and weirder. I wonder when SRE will resurface and explain herself. Maybe never, maybe she has officially retired.

Posted by: MTF at December 12, 2014 01:31 PM (6um35)

3 Hellooooo...

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2014 01:31 PM (zoehZ)

4 The Steven Glass connection is just unbelievable.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2014 01:32 PM (z4qRY)

5 How far over would the ironic-o-meter peg if it turns out the rapist was some big, heavy field hockey player named Rebecca?

Posted by: Scott M at December 12, 2014 01:32 PM (AdBfq)

6 It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

But I don't know.

____________

Wouldn't that be easy to prove one way or another?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2014 01:32 PM (0LHZx)

7 #1,
That's my kind of comment...

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 12, 2014 01:33 PM (/jpU8)

8 Maybe they're making up this, too. /kidding

It's like a hall of mirrors!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:33 PM (oKE6c)

9 some reporters needs phones, cars and tape recorders to get out there and report a story. SRE just needs a computer and a couple of bottles of good chardonnay.

Posted by: MTF at December 12, 2014 01:34 PM (6um35)

10 Twenty-some years ago Steven Glass took serious action against Sabrian Rubin Erdely for fabulism.


And then Glass thought to himself, "hey now, this shit just might work for me!"

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:34 PM (GQ8sn)

11 Ivy League education - you can't beat it!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:34 PM (oKE6c)

12 This couldn't get worse if you stuffed this into a Bass-o-matic.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 01:34 PM (Spluw)

13 Sorry I accused you of murder, but hey, murder is bad and it's important we talk about it......we still friendzies????

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 12, 2014 01:35 PM (uJK1E)

14 It's Stephen, like in Stephanie, not Steven.

Posted by: NotCoach at December 12, 2014 01:35 PM (rsudF)

15 Shouldn't that be "didn't know any Greek letters outside of what I'd learned in Phi-sics class."?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:35 PM (NeFrd)

16 Perhaps Erdley could become a spokesman for John Boehner.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 01:35 PM (MMC8r)

17 I'm getting Obamacare telemarketing calls, now!?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2014 01:35 PM (z4qRY)

18 So, once she wiped off her "milk mustache" she was groovy?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2014 01:36 PM (F4L6j)

19 5 How far over would the ironic-o-meter peg if it turns out the rapist was some big, heavy field hockey player named Rebecca?
Posted by: Scott M at December 12, 2014 01:32 PM (AdBfq)




And young Sabrina made up this story to try to win her love.


Idea for the Horde: we could make up our own saga of unrequited love between the various dramatis personae. It wouldn't be any more ridiculous than Erdley's.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:36 PM (oKE6c)

20 I'm not so certain I'd take this author's, or Sabrina Rubin Erdely's,
word for it that the story was "obviously... made-up."



There seems to be a lot of "made-up" going on in this circle of chums.


Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 01:36 PM (MNq6o)

21 I think it was Constanza Defense that brought up a very good point-


the Washington Post might have only been interested in this "story" because some of their kids might go to U of Va.

Hell maybe some of the reporters went there.

If this had happened at the University of Oklahoma--would this have gotten scrutiny from sources that Liberals consider to be legitimate?

One of the most dangerous things is that whistle blowers for Benghazi only had one place that would take the information to the air waves--FOX News.

The Obama Administration and the rest of the liberal cabal have done their very best to make FOX News supposedly an illegitimate source.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 12, 2014 01:36 PM (RJMhd)

22 Truth is always stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.

It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

But I don't know.



That's how I read it as that's the only context for such a statement.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 01:36 PM (mf5HN)

23 It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

That's what it sounds like, something in response to a question such as, "Have you ever been a member of a fraternity?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2014 01:37 PM (dxTxt)

24 Buh bye, Rolling Stone.


Maybe you can get just a few million people to send you just $1.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 01:37 PM (0HooB)

25 Ok, I'm going to call it.



I think this whole rape story is bogus.










There. I said it.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:37 PM (GQ8sn)

26 Speaking of rape, I just took a brief spin through the comments of last night's ONT. Jeebus Cripes on a shattered coffee table, what a fiasco.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 01:37 PM (2Ojst)

27 Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Rolling Stone's first reaction to blame Jackie for the inaccuracies in the article?

Posted by: Xavier at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (RHLb7)

28 Her story in Rolling Stone earlier about the alleged DWI and rape of a Navy woman is also demonstrably false. Easily disproved.


She has been doing this for years and years



I think Jackie was flunking out and used the alleged rape to help her out. Sort of like a failing student blaming a protest and demanding a delay of the final

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (zOTsN)

29 Idea for the Horde: we could make up our own saga of unrequited love between the various dramatis personae. It wouldn't be any more ridiculous than Erdley's.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:36 PM (oKE6c)

*****

**pushes Citizen X to the front of the crowd....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (NaV4z)

30 LEAVE OUR NARRATIVE ALONE!!

Posted by: Feminists at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (XMDuf)

31 "I didn't know any Greek letters outside of what I'd learned in physics class," Ryan said.

What does this mean? What is the context?




It means Penn provides a lousy education, except for physics.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (oKE6c)

32 How did Erdely get in touch with Jackie in the first place?

I think it's likely through Emily Renda, @emilyrenda, who as president of the campus rape club, One Less, that Jackie was also a member of.

Renda was interning with UVA president Sullivan last semester. Also Renda testified before Congress(!) in April where she told Jackie's story -- except she used the name Jenna and said there were 5 guys, not 7.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (ZPrif)

33 So the guy went to the Ivy League and can't even read the Greek alphabet. Time was you couldn't get IN to such a college unless you could translate the first chapter of John

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (GKGCC)

34 Jeebus Cripes on a shattered coffee table, what a fiasco.


What?

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (GQ8sn)

35 I heard that ken Burns whomped up a bullshit documentary on the "Central Park 6", the vermin who attacked people in Central Park, and who participated in the rape and attempted murder of a jogger.

Ya think that dear kennie would be interested in tackling this? Or some bright person ask these newly minted saints for their take?

And notice how NOBODY is going anywhere near Duke univ?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (Spluw)

36 Lying liars gotta lie.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (jPT60)

37 The Steven Glass connection is just unbelievable.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2014 01:32 PM (z4qRY)

If by "unbelievable", you mean a combination of "utterly predictable considering the incestuous and insane world of 'Big Journalism'" and "completely explains the entire sordid tale of woe".

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (F4L6j)

38 **pushes Citizen X to the front of the crowd....




hehehehehehe......

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (GQ8sn)

39 Is the Media printing Jackie's full name yet? They are printing her 3 friend's full names. They printed Tawana Brawley's full name and she was a minor, only 15, when she made up her gang rape story.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (ZPrif)

40 See why you're not supposed to question their stories?

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (MMC8r)

41 "I think Jackie was flunking out and used the alleged
rape to help her out. Sort of like a failing student blaming a protest
and demanding a delay of the final

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (zOTsN)"



Actually I think she invented the rape story to win sympathy from the freshman she was pursuing. First the fake boyfriend for jealousy points, then the fake rape for sympathy points.

Posted by: NotCoach at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (rsudF)

42 Shouldn't that be "didn't know any Greek letters outside of what I'd learned in Phi-sics class."?



We need to Kappa these puns before they get outta hand.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (AkoTV)

43 I think Jackie was flunking out and used the alleged
rape to help her out. Sort of like a failing student blaming a protest
and demanding a delay of the final

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (zOTsN)

That would never happen in the Ivy League, especially in a professional school.
Jackie: "I coulda been a contendah!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (oKE6c)

44 The Republicans are gonna stop the Barky amnesty agenda!

It's not a lie it's fabulism.

Or nuance.

You decide.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (X+nFp)

45 IOW--if this had happened supposedly at The University of Oklahoma....it still would be considered mostly true and the inside the beltway crowd would have ran away from it.


Happens supposedly at U of Va and WaPo and some other influential alumni are all over it.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (RJMhd)

46 As for getting slapped by Stephen Glass for making sh!t up, omglolrotflmao.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (GKGCC)

47 Ivy League education - you can't beat it!


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:34 PM (oKE6c)


Fast becoming the "Poison Ivy League", methinks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (8Fl6F)

48 maybe she has officially retired.

Posted by: MTF at December 12, 2014 01:31 PM (6um35)


....to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (UtwNa)

49 Sooooooooo..........


No rape-rape?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (LA7Cm)

50 Glass calling you a fabulist is like Roseanne calling you ugly.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (XUKZU)

51 We need to Kappa these puns before they get outta hand.
Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 01:39 PM (AkoTV)

----

Oh-meh-gah...... that was horrible.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (NaV4z)

52 I bet this Erdley person is even made-up.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (VndSC)

53 Rolling Stone has published three of her high profile rape fables


Should their editors be fired?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (zOTsN)

54 Emily Renda was in almost all the original stories.
She's clearly a big shot student activist, senior, president of several sexual assault groups.

She's gone dark on twitter since the story imploded.

Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC Dec 5
When Emily Renda testified at the Senate earlier this year she said Jenna (Jackie) had 5 attackers, not 7.
dailycaller.com/2014/12/05/uva-gang-rape-story-falls-to-pieces-rolling-stone-admits-it-was-fooled/

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (ZPrif)

55 Has anyone seen "Shattered Glass", the movie with Anakin Skywalker himself playing Stephen Glass?

It's actually pretty good.


Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (GQ8sn)

56 I think it's likely through Emily Renda, @emilyrenda, who as president of the campus rape club, One Less, that Jackie was also a member of.

Crazy thought, but that might be a red flag right there.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (MMC8r)

57 Maybe you can get just a few million people to send you just $1.

Cut out the middle man and send the money straight to the frat.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (YXmuI)

58 Ryan needs to start a series of seminars on:

The Cray Cray: Recognition and Avoidance Thereof.


Seriously, for a young college kid, he had his wits about him. Because this could easily have been a story about Ryan and his poor poor bunny on the stove.


Tell you what, there better be a nice set of zeroes on the checks RS is writing to those three, what with the entire planet thinking they were utter monsters.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

59 Don Lemon to the courtesy phone, please. Don Lemon to the courtesy phone.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2014 01:42 PM (dVmLD)

60 Would've been first, but LMAO too hard at the thought of "too much of a fabulist for Stephen Glass".

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 12, 2014 01:42 PM (XrGnJ)

61 " the campus rape club,"


Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)

62 52 I bet this Erdley person is even made-up.
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2014 01:41 PM (VndSC)



Let's start at the beginning. Is there such a publication as Rolling Stone? We're sure about that? OK. Moving on ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:43 PM (oKE6c)

63 Would've been first, but LMAO too hard at the thought of "too much of a fabulist for Stephen Glass".
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ

Well, I was stunned.

Posted by: zombie PT Barnum at December 12, 2014 01:43 PM (Spluw)

64 "too much of a fabulist for Stephen Glass"


That's like getting kicked out of al Qaeda for intolerance.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (oKE6c)

65 Cavalier Daily did a profile on Renda in May.
www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2014/05/fourth-year-profile-emily-renda

During her time at the University, fourth-year College student Emily Renda has contributed an immeasurable amount of time and effort to sexual assault prevention, acting on the executive board for One Less, as the Inter-Sorority Council Women’s Concerns chair, the chair of the Sexual Assault Leadership Council, president of One Less predecessor SAFE and an intern for both the Women’s Center and University President Teresa Sullivan’s office.
...

“What I would really like to do is focus in on Title IX and civil rights litigation, because ultimately sexual violence against any type of person of any sexuality or any gender is a civil rights violation,” Renda said. “[Sexual assaulters] are preventing someone from engaging in their full and free exercise of an education.”

While the University has many formal resources and support, Renda believes the focus must now shift toward teaching students how to respond when survivors confide in them. Renda has found through research — and knowledge first-hand — that someone who has been sexually assaulted almost always goes first to a peer, who is often unequipped to respond.

“It is a hard thing to just know how to do intuitively,” Renda said. “I think we all make a lot of mistakes because we don’t know what to say.”

Renda said she believes there are three main points which are extremely important to hit upon if a friend is sexually assaulted: “it’s not your fault,” “I believe in you” and “you have a right to feel however you feel.”

“They are very, very simple, but they make all the difference in the world for somebody to tell [a sexual assault survivor], ‘You’re not crazy’ or ‘You’re not overreacting’ or ‘It isn’t your fault, you feel how you feel because you feel it, and that is all that actually matters,’” Renda said.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (ZPrif)

66 It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

But I don't know.


That's how I read it as that's the only context for such a statement.

-
Maybe it's the set up for a dick joke and they didn't publish the punch line.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (XUKZU)

67 Whoah - ABC News in onto this story.
Not a good sign for RS and Erdely when the MSM stops protecting you.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (ABcz/)

68 Fabulous fabulists gotta fabricate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (8Fl6F)

69 As for getting slapped by Stephen Glass for making sh!t up, omglolrotflmao.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (GKGCC)



That also explains how utterly vicious Erdley was in that one article that she wrote after Glass was revealed as a fraud.

Hell hath and all that.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 01:45 PM (mf5HN)

70 This just in: Penn wins top honors for instruction in creative writing!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:45 PM (oKE6c)

71 Monica Lewinsky? What a gross polesmoker

Posted by: linda lovelace at December 12, 2014 01:45 PM (GKGCC)

72 " the campus rape club," Heh.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Yeah, this has prompted a fantastic "national conversation". We're all so apalled at the shit slinging that we're laughing at the ludicrous claims.

Thanks RS. I'm beginning to fear that the next victim of a real horrific attack is going to have to deal with this AND the attack.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 01:45 PM (Spluw)

73 This girl Erdeley has chops.

Posted by: Dan Rather, still peddling the TANG story at December 12, 2014 01:46 PM (bAGA/)

74 ***Now, the author claims the story was "obviously funny and made-up,"***
BCUZ RAPE FUNNY!!11!!

Posted by: BCUZ VAGINA! at December 12, 2014 01:46 PM (ucB75)

75 Now the only issue is how much was made up by Jackie and how much was made up by Erdly.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 01:46 PM (zOTsN)

76 Wonder if Erdely used a Mad Libs story book to generate the story.

(Boy's first name) took me on a date. Then (number) boys put their (body part) in my (orifice) (number) times for (number) hours. I think they were (racial group). The letters on the side of the building were (Greek letter) (Greek letter) (Greek letter).



Fill in the blanks, then read the story- it's great family fun! Mad Libs!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:46 PM (NeFrd)

77 Sabrina Rubin Erdely, Fabulist

Gotta nice ring. She should get her business cards made up that way.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 12, 2014 01:46 PM (DQZLr)

78 Sabrina, call me. You've got skillz.

Posted by: Mary Mapes at December 12, 2014 01:46 PM (oKE6c)

79 Does the campus rape club meet in the rape tent?

Posted by: Chinese Fortune Cookie at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (cbfNE)

80 34 Jeebus Cripes on a shattered coffee table, what a fiasco.


What?

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (GQ8sn)

The ONT comments were pretty much hijacked by a commenter slinging "you men are rapists and murderers" bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (2Ojst)

81 34 Jeebus Cripes on a shattered coffee table, what a fiasco.


What?

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:38 PM (GQ8sn)

The ONT comments were pretty much hijacked by a commenter slinging "you men are rapists and murderers" bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (2Ojst)

82 Or if she made this claim about one of the military academies--I'm pretty sure the WaPo would have never even questioned it.

Not their "people".

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (RJMhd)

83 >> It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

If he used the word "frat" not "fraternity", there's a 99.99999% chance he doesn't belong to one.

Posted by: Andy at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (2OaXr)

84 26 Speaking of rape, I just took a brief spin through the comments of last night's ONT. Jeebus Cripes on a shattered coffee table, what a fiasco.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 01:37 PM (2Ojst)


But remember what you are supposed to take away at the end of that. Even if Jackie's story isn't true, frays are still a hotbed of underage drinkng, hazing, and sexual assault. So they'd better not sue.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (z/Ubi)

85 UVA President Sullivan is a sociologist and hires 4 sociology major a year (semester?) as interns. Spring semester Emily Renda was working in her office.

So when the Rolling Stone reporter showed up that's likely who she talked to. That's just my guess. Renda appears to be the #1 anti-rape student activist at UVA, a senior in charge of the student groups.

I'd been wondering exactly how Erdely hooked up with Jackie.

Given that Renda told Jackie's story before Congress, Renda was cashing in on this story, too, in her burgeoning career as young SJW.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (ZPrif)

86 The first rule of Rape Club is that you always talk about Rape Club.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (0b722)

87 69 As for getting slapped by Stephen Glass for making sh!t up, omglolrotflmao.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 01:40 PM (GKGCC)


It's urgent that we find the rest of UPenn journalist class of 1994 and get them treatment before it's too late.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (wqVD1)

88
And... for just $24.95.... you too can put down down the Patriarchy by joining "Campus Rape of the Month" club.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (NaV4z)

89 Costanza defense, that bit about Renda illustrates just about everything wrong with college today, from the bogus majors to her decision to her victim status/ activism driving her professional ambitions. I'd make a joke about how she'll need those Environmental Thoughts whilst serving Starbucks, but it's a safe bet that she'll end up in DC at an activist group, in a federal job, or working as a staffer for someone like Liawatha. Or become the next Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (ABcz/)

90 RAPE CLUB CULTURE!

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (MMC8r)

91 Off crunchy & dekicious sock with pithy saying contained within!

Posted by: Chinese Fortune Cookie at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (cbfNE)

92 67 Whoah - ABC News in onto this story.
Not a good sign for RS and Erdely when the MSM stops protecting you.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (ABcz/)

__________

Yeah only a month after the story broke.

Yet it took 13 seconds for ABC to be all over the secretary that posted she didn't like Sasha Obama's dress on facebook.

#priorities

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (0LHZx)

93 The first rule of Rape Club.

Never STOP talking about Rape Club

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (X+nFp)

94 >>>>So is this now a smart rape blog?

Yeah..... I was kinda tired of alla this the day it came up, honestly. Now its all rape alla time.

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 01:49 PM (3ZtZW)

95 It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

If he used the word "frat" not "fraternity", there's a 99.99999% chance he doesn't belong to one.
Posted by: Andy at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (2OaXr)

----

That.... and the first thing ANY pledge of ANY fraternity learns is the Greek Alphabet.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 01:49 PM (NaV4z)

96 Ooh, three puns in a rho.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:50 PM (NeFrd)

97 I mean really, who the hell still cares about this crap?

When do catchers and pitchers report?
That's the important stuff.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 12, 2014 01:50 PM (aVY3U)

98 Funny how most of these victim support /advocacy clubs are really about making the " helpers " feel important.

Posted by: @votermom at December 12, 2014 01:50 PM (cbfNE)

99 RAPE CLUB CULTURE!
Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (MMC8r)

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Karma karma karma kama-chameleon

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 01:50 PM (NaV4z)

100 Ooh, three puns in a rho.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:50 PM (NeFrd)



Damn, Seamus is on phi-re!

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:50 PM (GQ8sn)

101 >>Funny how most of these victim support /advocacy clubs are really about making the " helpers " feel important.

Some variation of Munchausen by Proxy syndrome.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (ABcz/)

102 "During her time at the University, fourth-year College student Emily
Renda has contributed an immeasurable amount of time and effort to
sexual assault prevention, acting on the executive board for One Less,
as the Inter-Sorority Council Women's Concerns chair, the chair of the
Sexual Assault Leadership Council, president of One Less predecessor
SAFE and an intern for both the Women's Center and University President
Teresa Sullivan's office."


(from Costanza Defense)


That scrunt is not doing one damn thing to prevent sexual assault. All she is doing is bloviating about it in order to assume a mantle of moral superiority.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (8Fl6F)

103 I wonder if Erdely learned about Jackie's story from President Sullivan herself, who is all-in on the campus rape industry.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (ZPrif)

104 Scene in some UVa dorm room:

Erdley: "Ooh, and then we'll say you can't identify anyone because the room was dark!"

Jackie: "Yeah, yeah, and when they pushed me into the room I hit my head on a coffee table. No, wait, it was a glass coffee table, and shattered!"

Erdley: "Ooh, that's good. And then ... then they raped you in the dark on the floor, among the glass shards, heedless of their todgers getting cut!"

Jackie: "Yep, and they raped me for seven hours!"

Erdley: "Nah, even a bunch of 20 year old guys can't carry on for seven hours. Let's make it, say, .... four."

Jackie: "OK, four it is."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (oKE6c)

105 You can't make this sh*t up.

Posted by: Jason Blair at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (hHFOx)

106 I haven't been raped all week.

WTF?!?

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (fWAjv)

107 >>>I mean really, who the hell still cares about this crap?

I dunno. Busy recycling Ramones lyrics to relieve the boredom now

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (3ZtZW)

108 94
>>>>So is this now a smart rape blog?

I've added it to my favorites.

Posted by: John Boehner at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (XzRw1)

109 That scrunt is not doing one damn thing to prevent sexual assault. All she is doing is bloviating about it in order to assume a mantle of moral superiority.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
She's also auditioning for the role of Capt Obvious

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (Spluw)

110 duh, yeah, real randall wasn't in a frat and didn't try to get Jackie from reporting bloody gang rape because of his greek aspirations.

Here's the progression.

jackie makes up fake-drew to get real-randall jealous.

jackie makes up sob story to get real randall to help.

jackie gets ensared by rape-awareness industry on campus

jackie turns out to be a bit nuts and loves the attention and embellishes story a little bit.

Erd-burglar takes Jackie's story and creates insane story of ritual gang rape in the south because wahoo culture and everything else men do to women who aren't plain.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (itUWa)

111 101 >>Funny how most of these victim support /advocacy clubs are really about making the " helpers " feel important.
Some variation of Munchausen by Proxy syndrome.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (ABcz/)




I'd had the same thought.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (oKE6c)

112 There's a very fine line between being an activist and a fanatic. Pretty soon the cause overwhelms the truth.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (MMC8r)

113 That scrunt is not doing one damn thing to prevent sexual assault. All she is doing is bloviating about it in order to assume a mantle of moral superiority.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (8Fl6F)

________

The rape equivalent of wearing pink to "raise awareness" for breast cancer. As if there is a human being alive who doesn't know cancer exists.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (0LHZx)

114 It's possible that this quote is Ryan denying he belongs to any frat.

If he used the word "frat" not "fraternity", there's a 99.99999% chance he doesn't belong to one.
Posted by: Andy at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (2OaXr)

----

That.... and the first thing ANY pledge of ANY fraternity learns is the Greek Alphabet.


Frat boys get really edgy about [i[frat.

Their normal response is that "It's a fraternity, not a frat, just like it's your country, not your cunt."

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (DQZLr)

115 Sabrina should change the name of the fraternity to Karma Karma Karma

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (NeFrd)

116 When do catchers and pitchers report?


I'm here. Just waiting for my pitcher.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM (RyPBZ)

117 >>>I mean really, who the hell still cares about this crap?

Well, the MFM is turning on one of its own. That doesn't happen often. It's like watching a maggot gag.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM (Spluw)

118 106
I haven't been raped all week.


You certainly have you just don't know it yet.


Posted by: John Boehner at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM (XzRw1)

119 105 You can't make this sh*t up.
Posted by: Jason Blair at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (hHFOx)



Au contraire...

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdley at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM (oKE6c)

120 The first rule of Rape Club is that you always talk about Rape Club.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM

The first rule of Rape Club.

Never STOP talking about Rape Club

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM



I'm laughing way too hard at those.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM (knoK7)

121 Drudge has a piece of "art" from Tom Ford displayed on his page...


Tom Ford is boring and an ass.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM (RJMhd)

122 The journalists all pledged to Beta Sigma

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 01:54 PM (GKGCC)

123 As I said the other day there is only one anti rape activist I find credible. That's is the girl that went after the liberal Colorado scrunt demanding to know why she should be forbidden from carrying her gun on campus because weelre she to have been armed she could have protected herself from her rapist.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2014 01:54 PM (z/Ubi)

124 The rape equivalent of wearing pink to "raise awareness" for breast cancer. As if there is a human being alive who doesn't know cancer exists.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (0LHZx)



What? What are you saying?

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdley at December 12, 2014 01:54 PM (oKE6c)

125 I'm here. Just waiting for my pitcher.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM


OH YEAH!!!!!

Posted by: Kool Aid and the Gang at December 12, 2014 01:54 PM (knoK7)

126 There's a song. You have to learn it as a pledge. Everybody knows the Greek alphabet. Especially the pledges

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 01:54 PM (zOTsN)

127 >>>>Their normal response is that "It's a fraternity, not a frat, just like it's your country, not your cunt."

ITS MY PANTRY NOT MY PANTS!!

/unless pudding

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (3ZtZW)

128 Some variation of Munchausen by Proxy syndrome.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (ABcz/)


****

You nailed it. Very similar psycho-emotional dynamic.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (NeFrd)

129 105 You can't make this sh*t up.
------------------------

Seriously.

Posted by: Mike Barnacle at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (hHFOx)

130 Well, the MFM is turning on one of its own. That doesn't happen often. It's like watching a maggot gag.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 01:53 PM (Spluw)

__________

It's part of the game. They turn on each other when it gets to the point where the story can no longer be defended. Then when anyone accuses ABC of bias, they say, what do you mean, we TOTALLY reported on this story.

Of course ABC is never the media outlet that does the initial investigation.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (0LHZx)

131 RAPE CLUB CULTURE!

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 01:48 PM (MMC8r)


I saw Rape Culture Club open for Lou Reed at the Palladium. Boy Engorged was their lead singer, and he was fabulous.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (8Fl6F)

132 You're paltry, not my pal!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (NeFrd)

133 Emily Renda has nice young career going from telling Jackie's hoax. Testifying before Congress, working on White House task force. Good gig.

The Cavalier Daily :: White House launches sexual assault prevention campaign www.cavalierdaily.com:80/article/2014/09/white-house-launches-sexual-assault-prevention-campaign

The White House announced the launch of a new "It's On Us" sexual assault prevention initiative Friday, a new public awareness effort to help curb sexual assault on college campuses.

The campaign was driven by the White House’s Task Force to Protect Students from Sexual Assault, convened in January 2014. In April, the Task Force launched the “1is2many” public service announcement and the “Not Alone” Report to more effectively address sexual assault on college campuses.

The University is one of close to 200 universities which have partnered with the “It’s On Us” campaign.

Associate Dean of Students Nicole Eramo said her office is considering how the campaign will function with pre-existing sexual assault awareness groups on Grounds.

“It’s really a media campaign, it’s not really programming what [groups like] '1 in 4' [does],” Eramo said. “It can certainly enhance and be another component of what they can offer, or how to raise awareness for their own programming.”

“It’s On Us” stresses the importance of male involvement against sexual misconduct. Eramo said the Office of the Dean of Students is considering asking the Inter-Fraternity Council to adopt some of the practices advocated by the campaign.
...

University alumna Emily Renda, who worked with the White House Task Force last spring and interns in the University Office of Student Affairs, said the new campaign will change the language used to discuss sexual assault prevention.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (ZPrif)

134 That's like getting kicked out of al Qaeda for intolerance.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (oKE6c)


True, yet that's exactly how ISIS was created.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (F4L6j)

135 I've got something in my pants.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at December 12, 2014 01:56 PM (UlJ3l)

136
Tau Kappa Epsilon
We're pissin on your lawn.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
We're pissin on your lawn.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
We're pissin on your lawn.

Come out and we'll.piss.on.you.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (NaV4z)

137 You should still care about this crap becuas it shows what complete frauds journalists are in a way the common man can understand and by common man I mean LIV

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (zOTsN)

138 How did Emily Renda end up testifying before Congress this past spring telling Jackie's hoax story?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (ZPrif)

139 So why don't colleges give each co-ed a rape whistle when they enroll. Don't they care about women?

Posted by: Toshiba Brown at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (HRo7B)

140 Their normal response is that "It's a fraternity, not a frat, just like it's your country, not your cunt."
Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (DQZLr)


I was taught this as well but I always thought it was stupid. Because 'frat' is not an expletive unlike the 'country' example. Plus it's very common in English to shorten words to a single syllable e.g. gas instead of gasoline, dorms instead of dormitory, etc.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (wqVD1)

141
All sounds like a little ditty about Jack and Diane

Jacky say, "Hey Diane lets run off behind a shady tree

Dribble off those Bobby brooks, let me do what I please"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (NtzGn)

142 Rape Culture Club was actually our first name for the band.

Posted by: Boy George at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (RyPBZ)

143 A whole new sub-class of litigation for starving lawyers!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (ojfYH)

144 University alumna Emily Renda, who worked with the White House Task Force last spring and interns in the University Office of Student Affairs, said the new campaign will change the language used to discuss sexual assault prevention.
Posted by: Costanza Defense
***
see?

good job, these are the creepers that need to be exposed.

in reading erd-burglar's 9500 word essay, much of it is given to the rape-awareness industry to espouse how culture is bad.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (itUWa)

145 University alumna Emily Renda, who worked with the
White House Task Force last spring and interns in the University Office
of Student Affairs, said the new campaign will change the language used
to discuss sexual assault prevention.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (ZPrif)


Shit, I just know the bitch is going to move to California and run for office. Goddamnit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (oKE6c)

146 Some variation of Munchausen by Proxy syndrome. Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 01:51 PM (ABcz/) **** You nailed it. Very similar psycho-emotional dynamic.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man

Or she DID get help, and had to keep lying/embellishing to protect the initial "I'm gonna get attention the hard way". So in addition to everything else going on in her life, she is now the owner and caretaker of a tragic incident story that is growing and demands to be fed.
Which would explain why she didn't want it published.

But after all this, who in heck knows?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM (Spluw)

147 >>>So why don't colleges give each co-ed a rape whistle when they enroll. Don't they care about women?

THIS. And plastic vomit and poo

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM (3ZtZW)

148 Notice that there is a campus rape group called "1 in 4".

They just incorporate the lie into the name.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM (ZPrif)

149 That scrunt is not doing one damn thing to prevent sexual assault. All she is doing is bloviating about it in order to assume a mantle of moral superiority.

Especially if the first thing out of her mouth is not "Contact the authorities immediately."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM (0HooB)

150 I use Fabulism on the dryer and my clothes smell heavenly!

Posted by: Ghey guy who's clothes smell fabulous at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM (HRo7B)

151 And then Glass thought to himself, "hey now, this shit just might work for me!"



Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 01:34 PM (GQ8sn)


I disagree, my guess is that fabrication was pretty rampant under Glass's tenure there. Erdely got caught so Glass punished her, but I'd suspect that it was pretty much baked into the internal culture at that point.

Then all those wannabes go out into the world and...well you know how it ends up.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM (HDwDg)

152 Story not complete without the 2004 thrashing of Glass by Erdely.

http://www.upenn.edu/gazette/0104/0104arts02.html

Perhaps they should just get a room.


Posted by: Obiwan Gruber at December 12, 2014 01:59 PM (sDapq)

153 >> So is this now a smart rape blog?

To be honest, it's been a while since Marco Rubio's trash can was rummaged through.

An Ewok has needs, you know.

Posted by: Andy at December 12, 2014 01:59 PM (2OaXr)

154 138 How did Emily Renda end up testifying before Congress this past spring telling Jackie's hoax story?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (ZPrif)




Yeah, you don't want to be bullshitting Congress.

Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 12, 2014 01:59 PM (oKE6c)

155 105 You can't make this sh*t up.
------------------------

Seriously.
Posted by: Mike Barnacle at December 12, 2014 01:55 PM (hHFOx)


You stole that from me!

Posted by: Fareed Zakariah at December 12, 2014 01:59 PM (W5DcG)

156 The journalists all pledged to Beta Sigma



Beta Smegma?

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 01:59 PM (AkoTV)

157 You'll never guess what lefty site isn't reporting on this.


Yp, Silon!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 01:59 PM (NeFrd)

158 "plastic vomit and poo"

... things worth more than a UPenn journalism diploma, Alex?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 02:00 PM (GKGCC)

159
The White House announced the launch of a new "It's On Us" sexual assault prevention initiative Friday



Really? "It's On Us ".

Sounds like a Bukkake movie series.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2014 02:00 PM (RyPBZ)

160 Notice that there is a campus rape group called "1 in 4".

They just incorporate the lie into the name.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM


They should name it 4 in 1 to raise awareness of campus gang rapes.

*I denounce myself*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:00 PM (knoK7)

161 148 Notice that there is a campus rape group called "1 in 4".
They just incorporate the lie into the name.
Posted by: Costanza Defense
_________________

Are we talking about the dentists who want their patients to chew Trident?

Posted by: Furious George at December 12, 2014 02:00 PM (UlJ3l)

162 Notice that there is a campus rape group called "1 in 4".

----

Aparrently..... the UVA chaper is "7 in 1"

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:00 PM (NaV4z)

163 154 138 How did Emily Renda end up testifying before Congress this past spring telling Jackie's hoax story?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (ZPrif)



Yeah, you don't want to be bullshitting Congress.

**

epecially now that boehner is caucusing with the democrats

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 02:01 PM (itUWa)

164 THIS. And plastic vomit and poo

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 01:58 PM (3ZtZW)

YES! have like a Wlcome Wagon basket. Rape whistle, mace, vomit, poo and instructions on how to wet your pants in case of rapey rape.

Posted by: Toshiba Brown at December 12, 2014 02:01 PM (HRo7B)

165 First the Yiddish curses, now Greek alphabet puns.
Aren't we getting hoity toity around here?

Posted by: @votermom at December 12, 2014 02:01 PM (cbfNE)

166 All of them posing for the sake of posing.

Posted by: Jack at December 12, 2014 02:01 PM (53CCM)

167 "Please Sir, may I have another! In my mouth!"

Posted by: Beta Smegma at December 12, 2014 02:01 PM (ojfYH)

168 Notice that there is a campus rape group called "1 in 4". ---- Aparrently..... the UVA chaper is "7 in 1"
Posted by: fixerupper

A more accurate name change would be "one local in God knows how many. And he looks like obamas' son".

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (Spluw)

169 Would you effers quit dragging my name into this....?!?

Posted by: Rapeseed Oil at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (LA7Cm)

170 They should name it 4 in 1 to raise awareness of campus gang rapes.

*I denounce myself*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:00 PM (knoK7)

Dayyyyyyyyyum

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (fWAjv)

171 Notice that there is a campus rape group called "1 in 4".

So much catchier than "6 In 1000."

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (MMC8r)

172 Posted by: Andy at December 12, 2014 01:47 PM (2OaXr)

Andy I know you're all southern and stuff transplanted to the hell of Maryland, but is that, perhaps, a regional thing?

'Round here, even people I know that were in them called them "frats."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (HDwDg)

173 How come we never get invited to the good rapes?

Posted by: Pledge at Yabba Dabba Doo at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (oKE6c)

174
6 out of 5 people have trouble with statistics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (NtzGn)

175 BTW maybe ABC could go out and find the other gang rape survivors, eh?

I mean it's a ritual...it's fraternity culture.

It's the sort of thing you get kids fresh out of high school to do in their first month of school when they are rushing frats.

So where are the other victims?

Are there any kids that grew up and now regret ritually raping hundreds of girls? No?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (itUWa)

176 "Aren't we getting hoity toity around here?"


Sacre bleu!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (LA7Cm)

177 Oh and my fav, how to know if you are being 'position raped'.

Posted by: Toshiba Brown at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (HRo7B)

178 The young men interviewed by ABC are very effeminate. I don't remember guys being like that in my 70's college daze.

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (WCnJW)

179 So Long John Baldry has never been ball'd?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (0b722)

180 All of them posing for the sake of posing.
Posted by: Jack at December 12, 2014 02:01 PM (53CCM)



I read that as posting for the sake of posting and was about to be all

HEY! THAT'S MEAN!

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

181 >> LEAVE OUR NARRATIVE ALONE!!

>> Feminists

I've drugged your narrative, rectally rehydrated it using Jello pudding, and am now having my 77-year-old way with it.

Posted by: William Henry Cosby, Jr. at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (UbWXm)

182 Around that time, Cenk Uygur and Harold Ford, Jr. (D-TN) also wrote for the Daily Pennsylvanian.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (L2xDv)

183 The young men interviewed by ABC are very effeminate. I don't remember guys being like that in my 70's college daze.

--
We're pretty much Low T Nation at this point.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (ZPrif)

184 The welcome wagon basket should also include coupons for free mind-erasers, for morning after 'I totally don't want to remember I did that - and liked it' regrets...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (ojfYH)

185 Yp, Silon!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


Gaius Baltar has always been a poor source of information.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (dxTxt)

186 182 Around that time, Cenk Uygur and Harold Ford, Jr. (D-TN) also wrote for the Daily Fabulist Pennsylvanian.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (L2xDv)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (oKE6c)

187 Des rides again.



...er...I mean Destry

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (NeFrd)

188 >>>>'position raped'.

Wha-? Is that like the whole 'spit on it' thing? Coz thats teh gross

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (3ZtZW)

189
Erdley is sooooo left wing.... she puts up a narrativity scene for Christmas.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (NaV4z)

190 SRE is unavailable for comment because she is currently in South America cleaning up those Nazca Lines that Greenpeace messed up.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (7ObY1)

191 The young men interviewed by ABC are very effeminate. I don't remember guys being like that in my 70's college daze.



They probably never came out of the chess club.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (AkoTV)

192 You're such a cutie pi, votermom.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (0b722)

193 By the way, how do you know if you're being 'position raped'??... and don't say "I'll show you honey". F'n sexists.

Posted by: Toshiba Brown at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (HRo7B)

194 Renda and that White House Task Force are *exactly* why this RS story is important. It was part of this larger effort to make drastic changes on campus, with the help of the WH and DoJ, in the name of ending "rape culture" - more of that banning frats and signed consent form to kiss a co-ed crap. It wasn't a random story, it was straight-up activism, proving the perfect, compelling story to justify their plans.

This rape hoax is slowing the train waaaay down, though probably won't stop it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (ABcz/)

195 173
How come we never get invited to the good rapes?


Posted by: Pledge at Yabba Dabba Doo at December 12, 2014 02:02 PM (oKE6c)

Hey, sailor!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (sDapq)

196 We're pretty much Low T Nation at this point.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (ZPrif)


You're welcome.

Posted by: Big Soy at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (hHFOx)

197 The young men interviewed by ABC are very effeminate. I don't remember guys being like that in my 70's college daze.

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (WCnJW)


Not surprising, considering they have been put through 12 years of government schooling indoctrination, the object of which has been to suppress their masculinity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (8Fl6F)

198 179 So Long John Baldry has never been ball'd?


A thrill's a thrill, even in paradise.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (7ObY1)

199 RAPE CLUB CULTURE!

Cumma-cumma-cumma-cumma-cumma-cum on her face.

Cum on her face.

Cum on her faaaAACE.

Posted by: Rape Culture Club at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (BrQrN)

200 Wow.

Just saw 'Ryan' at the ABC article.

I was envisioning a little less beta male.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

201
55 Has anyone seen "Shattered Glass", the movie with Anakin Skywalker himself playing Stephen Glass?

It's actually pretty good.
----
It is good. This movie also proves that George Lucas is a crappy director since Anakin was actually quite good in Shattered Glass.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

202 People be makin' up rape stories piss me off!

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (oKE6c)

203 Well shoot! My little sister WAS a proud alumn of UPenn! Not so sure now. She graduated from Wharton with Estee Lauder's granddaughter, Aerin around the time of the Ivan Boesky, Mike Milliken scandals. Ah, the good old days!

Posted by: runningrn at December 12, 2014 02:06 PM (5W6e+)

204 Wha-? Is that like the whole 'spit on it' thing? Coz thats teh gross
Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (3ZtZW)



Switch rape. If you agree to missionary and then he wants you to reverse cowgirl, that's rape dontcha know?

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:07 PM (mf5HN)

205 Aw, they're all psi-chopaths.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 02:07 PM (NeFrd)

206 "proves that George Lucas is a crappy director "


Oh, that's the first or only thing that proved it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:07 PM (LA7Cm)

207 Remember the military is full of rapists. Especially seamen. And corpsemen

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:07 PM (zOTsN)

208 BTW maybe ABC could go out and find the other gang rape survivors, eh?

That's right, we been doing this for hundreds of years, I remember that time John Adams pledged and we couldn't find a girl so we made him do a donkey.

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at December 12, 2014 02:08 PM (NtzGn)

209 Gaius Baltar has always been a poor source of information.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2014 02:04 PM (dxTxt)


Definitely the last dude you want to ask advice when it comes to women.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2014 02:08 PM (FMbng)

210 Sounds like Emily Renda was telling Jackie's story as much as Jackie was.

Btw, Renda has her own story of being raped as a freshman which ... is pretty weak sauce. She says she was strangled to the point of unconsciousness by another student, with serious injuries to her head and torso ... but she decided not to call the cops and instead use her story to become an advocate for other victims of rape.

GotNews has that
http://gotnews.com/?p=3306 via @gotnewsdotcom

Notice, Renda didn't get called to Congress to tell her own rape story -- not juicy enough apparently. No, she told Jackie's lurid gang-rape story.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:08 PM (ZPrif)

211 Cumma-cumma-cumma-cumma-cumma-cum on her face.


Oh cum on Eileen, her face needs that sheen

Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:08 PM (7ObY1)

212 My sister was friends with Harold Ford in college. He was a good kid back then.

Posted by: runningrn at December 12, 2014 02:08 PM (5W6e+)

213 So Long John Baldry has never been ball'd?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (0b722)


He's dead. AIDS got him. Too bad. He was gay, but he wasn't an annoying ass about it. And a damn fine musician/performer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 02:08 PM (8Fl6F)

214 reverse cowgirl

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looks at monitor

looks at Urban Dictionay

looks at monitor

looks at Urban Dictionary

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (NaV4z)

215 So I actually watched the interview. And the fact that they all kinda giggle when they say "the whole conversation never happened the way RS reported"

Yeah, they think "Jackie" is nuts, they just don't want to say it on camera.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (HDwDg)

216 " If you agree to missionary and then he wants you to reverse cowgirl, that's rape dontcha know?"


Hey, baby, I'm getting a little tired here. Why don't we switch ar....RAPE!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (LA7Cm)

217 we couldn't find a girl so we made him do a donkey.

Bwahahahaha.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson

Go on.

Posted by: Mohammad at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (V70Ne)

218 200 Wow.

Just saw 'Ryan' at the ABC article.

I was envisioning a little less beta male.
***
The pill does strange things to a woman's brain. So does rejection.

For those of you who have been around women, observe her if she switches her "formula".

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (itUWa)

219 What the heck is 'position rape'?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (ojfYH)

220 reverse cowgirl ---- looks at monitor looks at Urban Dictionay looks at monitor looks at Urban Dictionary
Posted by: fixerupp

Saw that it was AtC.
ran to bunk

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (Spluw)

221 So the guy went to the Ivy League and can't even read the Greek alphabet. Time was you couldn't get IN to such a college unless you could translate the first chapter of John

It's almost as if he never took a math class.

Oh, wait, he probably never took a math class.

Because teh Iyvies are totally abouts edumacation unless it comes to something that requires thinking or such like.

It's not at all about making powerful contacts with the children of rich and well-connected people. Not at all. So shut up.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (L2xDv)

222 I guess position rape is when you're doin' a fat dude / chick and you *really* don't want to be the bottom

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (GKGCC)

223 188
>>>>'position raped'.



Wha-? Is that like the whole 'spit on it' thing? Coz thats teh gross

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (3ZtZW)

I believe it's when a MAN oppresses a woman by switching sexual positions without asking said oppressed woman...sooo...'rape'.. if the woman does it, she gets a spanking and applause. see now I'm getting excited.

Posted by: Toshiba Brown at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (HRo7B)

224 200 Wow.

Just saw 'Ryan' at the ABC article.

I was envisioning a little less beta male.

Maybe he bats for the other team. #notinterestedinpsychochicks! #beinggaymayhavesavedhim!
#dodgedabomb!

Posted by: runningrn at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (5W6e+)

225 Renda and that White House Task Force are *exactly* why this RS story is important.

--

Right, we are getting a peak behind the curtain at how these fake facts and campus hysterias are manufactured.

The media has been saying, Well, UVA had a serious campus rape problem -- yeah, that was from the spring testimony when Renda went up and told Jackie's rape hoax story 6 months ago!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (ZPrif)

226 If gang rape is going on as part of a fraternity initiation the members are all part of Apollyon (Greek for "Deceiver") University because it's demonic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (Dj3AB)

227 I'm at work and don't have the time to go through them, but the complete pdf archive of the Daily Pennsylvanian is here http://www.library.upenn.edu/docs/kislak/dp/

I know she says it was in 34th Street, the magazine off-shoot, but I'm not sure I trust her..... For some reason.

Posted by: Crabtree at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (6/AGO)

228 Notice, Renda didn't get called to Congress to tell her own rape
story -- not juicy enough apparently. No, she told Jackie's lurid
gang-rape story.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:08 PM (ZPrif)


That would explain the motivation to ginger up Jackie's story, to make sure it budged the Congressional needle.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:10 PM (oKE6c)

229
Alexander Hamilton pledged, but we denied him cause he couldn't shoot straight.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (NtzGn)

230 The young men interviewed by ABC are very effeminate. I don't remember guys being like that in my 70's college daze.


The American Male is an endangered species.

Last week at the gym, I watched in pure disgust as a "kid" about 13 years old stood there WHILE HIS MOMMY TIED HIS SNEAKERS for him.

And he kept whining at her to hurry up so he could go play b-ball.

I have never wanted to smack a minor as much as I wanted to smack that kid.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (7ObY1)

231 And to think, I had to ask a friend to rape me?!

Posted by: Mac Mclelland at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (IgptG)

232 hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause they rape hoaxin everybody out here.

Posted by: Zombie Antoine Dodson at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (sDapq)

233 "You said reverse cowgirl anal twice."

"I like reverse cowgirl anal."

"Charmmmming!"

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (ojfYH)

234 >>>>If you agree to missionary and then he wants you to reverse cowgirl,

O-o

OK. So what do guys get to accuse wimmenz of when they suck in bed? I mean, the ole 'geez Mary I'm not a necrophiliac - move your ass' is apparently rapey now

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (3ZtZW)

235
Notice, Renda didn't get called to Congress to tell her own rape story -- not juicy enough apparently. No, she told Jackie's lurid gang-rape story.


And Sandra Fluke was telling someone else's story, too.

Which made them conveniently unavailable for further questioning.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

236 197 The young men interviewed by ABC are very effeminate. I don't remember guys being like that in my 70's college daze.

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2014 02:03 PM (WCnJW)

Yeah, is there something in the water?

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM (TETYm)

237 reverse cowgirl



It's great for the Glutes. Ladies!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM (IgptG)

238 "The rape equivalent of wearing pink to "raise
awareness" for breast cancer. As if there is a human being alive who
doesn't know cancer exists.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2014 01:52 PM (0LHZx)"

What? There is such a thing as cancer and women get it in their breast? Why didn't anybody tell me about this?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM (PD6iL)

239 Saw that it was AtC.
ran to bunk
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (Spluw)

----

Well.... watch out for the Rape-tors.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM (NaV4z)

240 as I noticed and spit out on twitter, the SJW crazies have polluted crime stats so that the Krebs 1 in 5 lie is basically the only stat you can find upon first google.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM (itUWa)

241 Btw, Renda has her own story of being raped as a
freshman which ... is pretty weak sauce. She says she was strangled to
the point of unconsciousness by another student, with serious injuries
to her head and torso ... but she decided not to call the cops and
instead use her story to become an advocate for other victims of rape.




Sure, who hasn't laughed off rape and attempted murder? Why take up the cops' time with trivial bullshit, when they've got jaywalking tickets to hand out?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM (oKE6c)

242 "move your ass' is apparently rapey now"



If she doesn't fall asleep in the middle of it? You guessed it. Rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:13 PM (LA7Cm)

243 I think Jackie was flunking out and used the alleged rape to help her out.

Oh, come on. That's not possible. I'm sure UVa has a Women's Studies program. That takes care of any GPA problems you might have.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2014 02:13 PM (L2xDv)

244 Position rape - when you expect a 69 and they work up a number 6 on ya'.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2014 02:13 PM (VndSC)

245 Citizen x it's possible that kid has a learning disability. I know teens that can't tie their shoes. My kid goes to a special Ed school. They might have trouble with fine motor skills

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:13 PM (zOTsN)

246 Damn, I better start getting a consent form signed before doing The Sign of the Two-Humped Camel.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (7ObY1)

247 Who doesn't want to wear the Rape Ribbon?

Posted by: Bob and Cedric at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (IgptG)

248
If she doesn't fall asleep in the middle of it? You guessed it. Rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:13 PM (LA7Cm)


Uh Oh....wait, how many times?

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (HRo7B)

249 1) Fake a rape story
2) Hook up with campus activists. Go around campus telling rape hoax at rape club meetings
3) Hook up with national activists. Go up to Congress and tell rape hoax story. Discuss epidemic of rape.
4) Have ProgMedia write stories about Congress testimony about "rape epidemic". Ideally have Congress issue report on "rape epidemic".
5) When questioned about "rape epidemic" refer to all the Media articles and Congressional reports as proof of "rape epidemic" -- didn't you see all those stories


It's the Manufacturing of Reality.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (ZPrif)

250 245 Citizen x it's possible that kid has a learning disability


No disability other than acute wussification. He's a regular there. See him all the time.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (7ObY1)

251 Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM (oKE6c

FFS, what's with the epidemic of people not reporting rapes apparently?

Seems to me that's part of the problem, but it's never focused on during congressional hearings.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2014 02:13 PM (L2xDv)

Crazy gonna crazy but it's too early for her to be Flunking out.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 3 (short) weeks! at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (HDwDg)

252 time to turn this into a gun thread?

just wondering

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2014 02:15 PM (afQnV)

253 as I noticed and spit out on twitter....

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Dude.... poor choice of words on THIS thread....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:15 PM (NaV4z)

254 I admit I'm a little slow, but was Jackie forced to do the chess club or the football team?

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2014 02:15 PM (dVmLD)

255 246
Damn, I better start getting a consent form signed before doing The Sign of the Two-Humped Camel.





Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (7ObY1)



Yeah and "the robin finds the worm."

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 12, 2014 02:15 PM (HRo7B)

256 So we now have all sorts of new rapes:

Position rape
Mind rape
Rub rape
Failure to ask when she is pulling you in rape
Phone rape
Text rape
Email rape
Smail-mail rape
Regret rape


What other new and different forms of rape have we missed?

I would be willing to receive a telegraph rape, just for the novelty...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (ojfYH)

257 My obviously uneducated take? Something bad happened to "Jackie", and by bad I mean whole gamut of really, seriously nasty stuff (such as, for example, she was actually assaulted in some manner with particulars entirely different from the pulp fiction RS produced). So she's a mess for a while but time heals all (or at least many) wounds and she moves on and is "fine" in the words of her friends.

Then along comes Emily Renda, who seems like a serious piece of work with an axe to grind, and she convinces "Jackie" - who was something like 19 at the time this was all going on, right? - of this story and hence an incredible, unthinkably horrible story is born.

I mean, it's entirely possible I suppose that the whole thing was made-up, or that "Jackie" was shook-up after a "reality" pr0n shoot that went horribly wrong and used this as a cover, or any other of any number of things. I think those are about as unlikely as RS' story, though.

But the bottom line for me is that we're in "This guy is toast!" land with regard to RS - and all I can say that that is good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (zrsn3)

258 68
Fabulous fabulists gotta fabricate.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 01:44 PM (8Fl6F)
[/br]

Dissembling dissemblers gotta dissemble

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (jPT60)

259 Rut Rho; Not Greek Alphabet Puns?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (Dj3AB)

260
RAPE CLUB CULTURE!



Posted by: ---


First rule about RAPE CLUB CULTURE is ALWAYS TALK ABOUT RAPE CLUB CULTURE!!!

Second rule about RAPE CLUB CULTURE is MAKE UP KICK-ASS STORIES ABOUT RAPE CLUB CULTURE!!!

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (MNq6o)

261 Rends was probably ecstatic to hear Jackie's story - knew what it could do for her burgeoning SJW career.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (ZPrif)

262

Right, we are getting a peak behind the curtain at how these fake facts and campus hysterias are manufactured.


That, and we're seeing that the Social Justice agenda is being pushed over Truth.

Much like #gamergate. A lot of people might get to see the psychotic movement that's being loosed from our campii.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (MMC8r)

263 Well.... watch out for the Rape-tors.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:12 PM


Would those be the Ravish?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (knoK7)

264 Btw, Renda has her own story of being raped as a freshman which ... is pretty weak sauce. She says she was strangled to the point of unconsciousness by another student, with serious injuries to her head and torso ... but she decided not to call the cops and instead use her story to become an advocate for other victims of rape.

Is this normal? Do survivors of violent acts respond this way? And in the time frame stated? What few examples I'm aware of involve years of processing and living withthe aftermath.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (Spluw)

265 The pill does strange things to a woman's brain. So does rejection.

For those of you who have been around women, observe her if she switches her "formula".

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (itUWa)


I can vouch for that. Years ago I dated a chick who became Hannibal Lector when she went on the pill. Holy shit she was insane. I told her that her birth control worked great, because not even a T-rex would want to doink her. Then I ran....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (FMbng)

266 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (M1uf/)

267 Yeah and "the robin finds the worm."


The kid's got a gift, I tell you.

Posted by: Batman at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (IgptG)

268 The American Male is an endangered species.



Last week at the gym, I watched in pure disgust as a "kid" about 13
years old stood there WHILE HIS MOMMY TIED HIS SNEAKERS for him.



Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (7ObY1)




My wife reports that a guy at Jazzercise (?) unashamedly uses pink 3 lb. dumbells (my wife uses 10 lb. ones), and apparently is not a shirtlifter, nor coming off an injury.


I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (oKE6c)

269 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (M1uf/)

270 time to turn this into a gun thread?

just wondering

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2014 02:15 PM (afQnV)



Why not.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (GQ8sn)

271 OK. So what do guys get to accuse wimmenz of when
they suck in bed? I mean, the ole 'geez Mary I'm not a necrophiliac -
move your ass' is apparently rapey now

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:11 PM (3ZtZW)

If there are no sammiches ready for afterward it is rape.

Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (sDapq)

272 >>So we now have all sorts of new rapes:


You forgot my favorite: the unwelcome (or unwanted) male gaze.
Yeah, it's a thing. That people who march in Slut Walks complain about this shows what psychos they really are.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (ABcz/)

273 There's a new post up at that Blog I Don't Have. Revised and expanded from a comment this morning.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (M1uf/)

274 liars lie: it's all they know.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (7vjeC)

275 Curious how they can claim 80% of rapes are unreported.

How do they know that? Why multiply by 5? Why not 2? Or 10?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (ZPrif)

276 246
Damn, I better start getting a consent form signed before doing The Sign of the Two-Humped Camel.





Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:14 PM (7ObY1)


...and the Shepherdess and The Hun.

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (HRo7B)

277 "What I would really like to do is focus in on Title IX and civil rights litigation, because ultimately sexual violence against any type of person of any sexuality or any gender is a civil rights violation" -- Emily Renda

OK, in what world is sexual violence LESS serious than a civil rights violation.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (L2xDv)

278 What other new and different forms of rape have we missed?



Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Ned Beatty at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (MNq6o)

279 Then I ran....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (FMbng)



You ran so far away....


Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 02:18 PM (GQ8sn)

280 "Hannibal Lector when she went on the pill"

At least your liver problems were over

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2014 02:19 PM (GKGCC)

281 looks at monitor

looks at Urban Dictionay

looks at monitor

looks at Urban Dictionary
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (NaV4z)



Because nothing could ever go wrong in violating Rules For Morons #1.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

282 a guy at Jazzercise

Aaaaand this is part of the problem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:20 PM (knoK7)

283 Second rule about RAPE CLUB CULTURE is MAKE UP KICK-ASS STORIES ABOUT RAPE CLUB CULTURE!!!
Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:16 PM (MNq6o)

----

Whay wasnt *I* told about project mayhem...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:20 PM (NaV4z)

284 time to turn this into a gun thread?



just wondering



Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2014 02:15 PM (afQnV)





Why not.


okay: anyone here got any suggestions on optics for an AR-30A1 in 338 Lapua?

Santa was good early to Resident 3vil...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:20 PM (7vjeC)

285 "Aaaaand this is part of the problem."


I thought but didn't say. Yeah, when the description begins like that.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:20 PM (LA7Cm)

286 I'm still curious about whether or not Sabrina Rubin Erdely actually contacted Ryan or not. In the Rolling Stone article, Erdely claims she tried to interview him, but he declined out of loyalty to his fraternity. Now we find out that
Ryan is not in a fraternity, and also claims he never communicated with Erdely or refused to be interviewed for the original RS article.

So did Sabrina Erdely simply flat out lie in the article . . . or did Jackie provide Erdely with a cell phone contact number for Ryan, in the same way that Jackie had provided her (non-existent) mystery suitor's cell phone number to her friends? IOW, did Jackie give Erdely a cell phone number for a phone that was actually Jackie's phone, and was Jackie the person who, posing as Ryan, told Erdely (via text) that he wouldn't agree to be interviewed because of his loyalty to his fraternity?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:20 PM (2ruKl)

287 Sounds like she went out with some guy and he got lucky. She woke up the next morning realizing she's gone full on slut and regrets it so she makes up some story. RS reporterette buys it thinking $$$$ so she slathers this pig with all the lipstick she can find and presto! article! The whole thing blows up in their faces and now their screwed and U. Virginia looks like shit.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 12, 2014 02:20 PM (4z+4V)

288 looks at Urban Dictionary
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (NaV4z)


Rookie mistake.

And you made it *twice*.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:21 PM (M1uf/)

289 282 a guy at Jazzercise
Aaaaand this is part of the problem.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:20 PM (knoK7)




Yeah, I knew we were in trouble right there.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:21 PM (oKE6c)

290 What other new and different forms of rape have we missed?

cromnibus rape.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2014 02:21 PM (NtzGn)

291 A person can be manipulative and mentally ill. And not because anybody did anything to make them that way

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:21 PM (zOTsN)

292 >>"What I would really like to do is focus in on Title IX and civil rights litigation blah blah blah...

And what does Title IX have to do with any of this?
I know, it's been expanded to cover so much more than college sports it's mind-boggling. Think Jonah Goldberg's wife just published a book on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 02:21 PM (ABcz/)

293 So, where do the "SlutLife" decals and sweats come in? Are those future unreported rapes?

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2014 02:22 PM (TETYm)

294 Twenty-some years ago Steven Glass took serious action against Sabrian Rubin Erdely for fabulism.

If someone tried to publish this as a work of fiction, it would have gotten rejected for being simply too unbelievable. And yet, here we are.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Physics Geek at December 12, 2014 02:22 PM (llWHs)

295 So I heard if you see someone without their lights on and flash them as a reminder they will follow you to your dorm and rape you on a pile of syringes.

Read it on the intertubes.

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (fWAjv)

296 I picked up my last gun for a good while.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (GQ8sn)

297 What other new and different forms of rape have we missed?


Stopping Short?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (IgptG)

298 So we now have all sorts of new rapes:

Position rape
Mind rape
Rub rape
Failure to ask when she is pulling you in rape
Phone rape
Text rape
Email rape
Smail-mail rape
Regret rape

-
Imaginary rape

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (XUKZU)

299 204 Wha-? Is that like the whole 'spit on it' thing? Coz thats teh gross
Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (3ZtZW)


Switch rape. If you agree to missionary and then he wants you to reverse cowgirl, that's rape dontcha know?
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:07 PM (mf5HN)



I laughed so hard when I saw that Matt and trey named their episode that had butters sitting on the toilet backwards "reverse cowgirl"

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (z/Ubi)

300 Title IX is where the money and Fed hammer come in to force college to change policy, spend big money on Rape Awareness, etc, etc.

Those armies of Diversity Trainers, Rape Activists, etc need to be paid. They aren't doing this for free.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (ZPrif)

301 "What other new and different forms of rape have we missed? "



Lunch rape? That's when they put mayo instead of mustard on my sammich. Bastards. I ordered mustard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (LA7Cm)

302 275 Curious how they can claim 80% of rapes are unreported.



I say again: studies prove that 77.53% of all statistics are made up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (oKE6c)

303
During her time at the University, fourth-year College student Emily Renda has contributed an immeasurable amount of time and effort to sexual assault prevention, acting on the executive board for One Less, as the Inter-Sorority Council Women's Concerns chair, the chair of the Sexual Assault Leadership Council, president of One Less predecessor SAFE and an intern for both the Women's Center and University President Teresa Sullivan's office.
...








How in the hell does she have time for a full course load?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (TIIx5)

304 Rookie mistake.

And you made it *twice*.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:21 PM


He likes rookie mistakes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (knoK7)

305 Not as good as I'd imagined rape

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (XUKZU)

306 Or if she made this claim about one of the military academies--I'm pretty sure the WaPo would have never even questioned it.

A huge supporter of ending the military ban on gays has been court martialed just recently for forcible sodomy against another gay serviceman...at an event celebrating the end of DADT.

But that's not a story with any interesting angles.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (L2xDv)

307 Btw, Renda has her own story of being raped as a

freshman which ... is pretty weak sauce. She says she was strangled to

the point of unconsciousness by another student, with serious injuries

to her head and torso ... but she decided not to call the cops and

instead use her story to become an advocate for other victims of rape.



Sure,
who hasn't laughed off rape and attempted murder? Why take up the cops'
time with trivial bullshit, when they've got jaywalking tickets to hand
out?


Posted by: Jay Guevara


Because cops actually investigate and file charges when they figure out you've been lying to them in a false accusation that would destroy someone's life.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (MNq6o)

308 FFS, what's with the epidemic of people not reporting rapes apparently?
Seems to me that's part of the problem, but it's never focused on during congressional hearings.


Yes that gets glossed over. If the rapes had been reported to the police in a timely manner, we wouldn't be going through all these gyrations. The stories would have been checked out and (assuming they do) we'd be this much closer to catching the perpetrators.

I do not see why anti-rapist activists consistently skip over the one step (going to the police) that is most likely to prevent known rapists from raping again.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 12, 2014 02:24 PM (wqVD1)

309 TrivialPursuer

Your thinking burner phone as well? Same with the social media prescence.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2014 02:24 PM (TETYm)

310 So did Sabrina Erdely simply flat out lie in the article . . .

Based on all the rest of it, I'd say this is the best bet.

Because, unless I'm mistaken, if she was given a bogus number, she could have gone to some effort to find the correct number. And then her article would have said, "'Ryan' could not be contacted because Jackie had lost contact with him; attempts to locate him failed."

She didn't say that. She said she *had* talked to him, and he had refused to be interviewed.

Unless what you're suggesting is that Jackie asked someone else to pretend to be Ryan. But that would severely damage the "emotionally disturbed" defense of Jackie (because it would show premeditation).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:24 PM (M1uf/)

311 #256 What other new and different forms of rape have we missed?"

don't forget "fart rape"... it was discussed on the ONT last night

along with a bunch of other rapey type rapes

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:24 PM (7vjeC)

312 I say again: studies prove that 77.53% of all statistics are made up.


90% on the spot.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:25 PM (AkoTV)

313 A rape is a state issue


A civil rights violation is a federal issue


It's how you get the Feds to big foot everything and put you in a position of power

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:25 PM (zOTsN)

314 During her time at the University, fourth-year College student Emily Renda has contributed an immeasurable amount of time and effort to sexual assault prevention, acting on the executive board for One Less, as the Inter-Sorority Council Women's Concerns chair, the chair of the Sexual Assault Leadership Council, president of One Less predecessor SAFE and an intern for both the Women's Center and University President Teresa Sullivan's office.

----

So..... totally objective.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:25 PM (NaV4z)

315 Boy, that picture of Boner and 'Bam on Drudge is enough to gag a maggot.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:25 PM (XUKZU)

316 redc, sadly I know nothing about optics. Iron sights only for me, on old milsurps. Also know nothing about EBRs. Other than they're cheaper again. But (you live in CA, right?) I don't really want to even have to learn the absurd rules for ARs etc in commiefornia. Plus I don't want to add another caliber to reload (adding 30-06 for Garand food, that's enough rifle thank you, trimming batch loading great care about shoulder set-back blah blah).

I feel dirtier and more embarrassed to be an American even having to know the idiotic, pointless, and unconstitutional rules in CA, so I avoid them. Don't break them, just avoid them where possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (afQnV)

317 "90% on the spot."



50% of the time

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (LA7Cm)

318 How in the hell does she have time for a full course load?

Didn't you see here double major?
Environmental Thought -and- Religious Studies.
I wish that were a joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (ABcz/)

319 Lunch rape? That's when they put mayo instead of mustard on my sammich. Bastards. I ordered mustard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (LA7Cm)

That wasn't mayo.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill's Sammich Guy at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (sDapq)

320 So did Sabrina Erdely simply flat out lie in the article
--
No, Renda was telling Jackie's gang-rape story (involving only 5 men) in April to Congress.

Jackie and Renda were telling some variant of her gang-rape story for a long time before Erdely showed up.

The story seemed to get even juicier by the time Erdely told it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (ZPrif)

321 OT:

OMG! Check out Boehner's and Obama's picture in the headline on Drudge.

Doesn't Boehner look exactly exactly like the oh-so-in-love girlfriend trying to get her man's attention?


Thought question:

Is Boehner's complete submissive ineffectuality with regards to Obama but the result of the sweet and tender feelings of a newly awakened gay crush?



Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (0cMkb)

322 "90% on the spot."



50% of the time
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (LA7Cm)

... it works every time.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (NaV4z)

323 >>>don't forget "fart rape"...

Blumkin?

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (3ZtZW)

324 did Jackie give Erdely a cell phone number for a
phone that was actually Jackie's phone, and was Jackie the person who,
posing as Ryan, told Erdely (via text) that he wouldn't agree to be
interviewed because of his loyalty to his fraternity?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Has anyone checked to see where the texts from Jackie's imaginary date came from? (The texts to Randall) Did Jackie buy a second phone for texting as her mystery man?

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (MNq6o)

325 Just the tips kogyaru

Posted by: Rapey Hentai Tentacles at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (fWAjv)

326 319 Lunch rape? That's when they put mayo instead of mustard on my sammich. Bastards. I ordered mustard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (LA7Cm)

That wasn't mayo.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill's Sammich Guy at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (sDapq)

SAMMICH RAPE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (2Ojst)

327 "That wasn't mayo. "



Ah shit.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (LA7Cm)

328 "What other new and different forms of rape have we missed?"

I'm making a list, and I'm checking it twice.

Posted by: Santa the Rapist at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (UbWXm)

329 Religious Studies

Why do I think that's *not* a fancy title for a Bible degree?

In fact, I imagine the course does a great deal to show "Christianity is no different from any other religion."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (M1uf/)

330 other than the main suspect doesn't exist & therefore isn't a member of our frat, the story about his conducting system, ritual rapes is ok?

the frat rebuts some of the allegations?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (itUWa)

331 >>>don't forget "fart rape"...


Blumkin?



Dutch oven.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (AkoTV)

332
Didn't you see here double major?
Environmental Thought -and- Religious Studies.
I wish that were a joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (ABcz/)









Of course not. I maintain Horde policy of never reading the post before commenting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (TIIx5)

333 I think the quote means that the guy has nothing to do with frats. Not only does he not belong to any frat, but he also does not hang out at frats nor fraternize with frat guys. The physics reference is his way of signalling that he's a nerd and not one of the "cool kids."

Posted by: not the mama at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (5dxeo)

334 So we now have all sorts of new rapes:

Position rape
Mind rape
Rub rape
Failure to ask when she is pulling you in rape
Phone rape
Text rape
Email rape
Smail-mail rape
Regret rape

-
Imaginary rape
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (XUKZU)

------


marriage

Posted by: Gloria Steinem at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (NaV4z)

335 $$$
Big $$$
The Daily Caller @DailyCaller
1,000 DOD Employees Focus Exclusively On Sexual Assault All Day trib.al/o6gGJDM

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (ZPrif)

336 320 So did Sabrina Erdely simply flat out lie in the article
--
No, Renda was telling Jackie's gang-rape story (involving only 5 men) in April to Congress.

Jackie and Renda were telling some variant of her gang-rape story for a long time before Erdely showed up.

The story seemed to get even juicier by the time Erdely told it.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (ZPrif)

It's like a bad fish story.

"I was gang-raped by seven guys!"

"But last time you said it was four guys...?"

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (2Ojst)

337 Lunch rape? That's when they put mayo instead of mustard on my sammich. Bastards. I ordered mustard.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (LA7Cm)

I'll join your support group. Pizza overdone I guess means cheese not fully melted.

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (fWAjv)

338 How in the hell does she have time for a full course load?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2014 02:23 PM (TIIx5)


Easy - she doesn't do shit for those organizations. They're just resume puffers.
fourth-year College student Emily Renda has contributed an immeasurable amount of time and effort to sexual assault prevention,

I've devoted immeasurable time to worrying about global warming.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (oKE6c)

339 Ah shit.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM


How's the pale ale, there, Ricardo?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (knoK7)

340 Cosby rape.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:30 PM (XUKZU)

341 Polanski not really rape rape.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:30 PM (XUKZU)

342
Religious Studies










Why do I get the idea that in Renda's case this translates into "Praying for Sex"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2014 02:30 PM (TIIx5)

343 Save us from the puns, Mr Mu Mu!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2014 02:30 PM (0b722)

344 >>>Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:28 PM (AkoTV)

There's always a lull in comments after something like that gets posted. I like to imagine the horde scurrying for definitions and pron pix

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:30 PM (3ZtZW)

345 Do we know when exactly Erdely contacted Jackie?
This spring? Earlier?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (ZPrif)

346 I got tax raped by Lois Lerner.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (XUKZU)

347 "I was gang-raped by seven guys!"



"But last time you said it was four guys...?"

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 02:29 PM (2Ojst)


"It was four guys for seven hours. No, wait, it was seven guys for four hours. Shit, I can't remember what I said before. Let's just say it was a lot of guys for a long time, OK?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (oKE6c)

348 AmishDude, wow, that's pretty explosive stuff. Well, would be, in an even marginally serious country. But of course the chances of anything like this being reported or given any attention by the "oversight" body known as Congress are about the same that the Sverdlovsk biowarfare incident would get in-depth contemporaneous treatment in Pravda or Kraznaya Zvezda.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (afQnV)

349 316: the AR-30 is a bolt action...

although the idea of a semi-auto in 338 Lapua just gave me a hard-on:

Firearms Rape!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (7vjeC)

350 Swimming pool rape. When a guy jumps in the pool too soon after a woman gets out, thus swimming in fluids that had just been, you know... *points at crotch*

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (MNq6o)

351 No, you've got it all wrong.

There are two kinds of rape.

Rape that is politically useful for Liberals.
Rape that is not politically useful for Liberals.

Guess which kind gets reported upon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (M1uf/)

352 IOW--if this had happened supposedly at The University of Oklahoma....it
still would be considered mostly true and the inside the beltway crowd
would have ran away from it.





Happens supposedly at U of Va and WaPo and some other influential alumni are all over it.


Which is funny in itself, because Erdley said she shopped the story around until it was at a sufficiently hick college.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (B/VB5)

353 did Jackie give Erdely a cell phone number for a
phone that was actually Jackie's phone, and was Jackie the person who,
posing as Ryan, told Erdely (via text) that he wouldn't agree to be
interviewed because of his loyalty to his fraternity?




Here's my question: why hasn't anyone chased up the relevant cell phone records?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:32 PM (oKE6c)

354 Sabrina Rubin Erdely is a Republican plant, placed specifically to excite mockery and legitimize the rape of American middle class women at work and children in their colleges and universities. In combination with the other GOP policies of encouraging slavery, poverty, and gun violence directed at young kids, voters can now see what Republican policies will do to America.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2014 02:32 PM (6um35)

355 Seven guys?
Dopey, Boozy, Gritty, Fatty, Sneezy, Bash-full, and Dick

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:32 PM (3ZtZW)

356 Forgot:

Sleep Rape
Straight-leg bend-over cameltoe tease rape
Dry hump on the subway rape
In train toilet by Trapper John, MD rape (bonus points for the reference)

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:33 PM (ojfYH)

357 265 The pill does strange things to a woman's brain. So does rejection.

For those of you who have been around women, observe her if she switches her "formula".

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 02:09 PM (itUWa)


I can vouch for that. Years ago I dated a chick who became Hannibal Lector when she went on the pill. Holy shit she was insane. I told her that her birth control worked great, because not even a T-rex would want to doink her. Then I ran....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2014 02:17 PM (FMbng)


I preferred your crazy chicks story from last night over this one.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2014 02:33 PM (z/Ubi)

358 marriage
Posted by: Gloria Steinem



aka, wallet rape.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:33 PM (AkoTV)

359 Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2014 02:32 PM

Hey, Chief Spreading Bull....you forgot to talk about how middle class vaginas are being *hammered.*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:34 PM (knoK7)

360 Raped by Reality

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2014 02:34 PM (VndSC)

361 What? Fabulism? Hell, yeah my sister was one of his groupies




http://tinyurl.com/m92vqsg

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2014 02:35 PM (0FSuD)

362 I changed the number of guys that raped me from five guys to seven guys to avoid confusion with Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

But those guys also totally raped me.

Posted by: Jackie at December 12, 2014 02:35 PM (MNq6o)

363 350
Swimming pool rape. When a guy jumps in the pool too soon after a woman
gets out, thus swimming in fluids that had just been, you know... *points at crotch*


Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:31 PM (MNq6o)

Good to know. While we are on the subject, is chair sniffing still fine? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2014 02:35 PM (sDapq)

364 Oh please. TEFFGIACOMT. This whole sorry spectacle was purpose-builtto distract you suckers from your boehnering with the cromnibus.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at December 12, 2014 02:35 PM (Ks5+T)

365 But those guys also totally raped me.

Posted by: Jackie at December 12, 2014 02:35 PM


What...different price on the website?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:35 PM (knoK7)

366 I saw Raped by Reality open for Tears for Fears...

Okay, I didn't really, because who would want to watch *that* concert?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (M1uf/)

367 Electricity rape. I ain't even lying. I can't sit down for a day or so after I get the bill.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (LA7Cm)

368 >>>Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

AKA Disgusting Grease Pit

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)

369 So, an ambitious, wannabe crusader can make a name for herself, claim moral authority, even become powerful and profitable, if she has a compelling-enough story to tell...and the entire industry will not only believe you and defend you even if you have to make it up. More than that, they are REQUIRED TO BELIEVE IT.

They keep the door wide-open for fraud, and aren't bothered by that one bit. Anything to advance the cause. It's just another avenue to push the leftist agenda.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

370 "Okay, I didn't really, because who would want to watch *that* concert?"

all males, because we're all rapists now...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (7vjeC)

371 Fact Check Rape

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (MNq6o)

372 Velma from Scooby Doo is going to lose her glasses. Again. Issa has subpoenaed Gruber's emails and I fear for his hard drive.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (XUKZU)

373 Bicycle seat rape... but only counts if it's still warm...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (ojfYH)

374 >Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

AKA Disgusting Grease Pit


THIS.

Just call it "Greaseburger" and get it over with.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (M1uf/)

375 "AKA Disgusting Grease Pit"


Are they? I've heard some raves.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (LA7Cm)

376 Years ago I dated a chick who became Hannibal Lector when she went on the pill. Holy shit she was insane


Same experience here. We worked in the same lab, and for a while I actually shifted my schedule to avoid overlap because I couldn't get anything done for being bitched at non-stop.


Finally, at my urging, she went off that pill. Bingo! Back to normal. Tranquility reigned in the valley.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (oKE6c)

377 >>>Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

AKA Disgusting Grease Pit
Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)

----

Oh.

You take THAT back.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (NaV4z)

378 FNC reporter Dominic Di Natale has passed away.

I believe he was only in his 40s.

Great reporter and a big supporter of our tropps.

RIP.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (7ObY1)

379 AKA Disgusting Over Priced, Over Hyped Grease Pit

FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (7vjeC)

380 >>>Are they? I've heard some raves.

They're not Dapper Dan men

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)

381 although the idea of a semi-auto in 338 Lapua just gave me a hard-on



Target shooting from the next state over!

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM (GQ8sn)

382
left the toilet seat up rape

Posted by: boar hog at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM (lKyWE)

383 >>>Five Guys Burgers and Fries.



AKA Disgusting Grease Pit

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove

Like seriously. I was eating a burger and grease dripped off my chin and onto on my new shirt. Totally Burger Raped.

Posted by: Jackie at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM (MNq6o)

384 Art time, bitches.


http://bit.ly/1xaXqtG

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM (mf5HN)

385 I changed the number of guys that raped me from five guys to seven guys


Quantitative easing?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (oKE6c)

386 Are they? I've heard some raves.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (LA7Cm)


Some people love them. I wanted to bathe in degreaser the one time I ever went.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (M1uf/)

387
Because, unless I'm mistaken, if she was given a bogus number, she could have gone to some effort to find the correct number. And then her article would have said, "'Ryan' could not be contacted because Jackie had lost contact with him; attempts to locate him failed."

She didn't say that. She said she *had* talked to him, and he had refused to be interviewed.
_________________________________

I don't think the article says she talked to him, just that he declined to be interviewed.

If, as I suspect, Jackie had given Rubin-Erdely a fake number for Ryan, how would Rubin-Erdely have known that the number Jackie gave her was not actually Ryan's number? She (Sabrina) calls the number, she gets one of those anonymous, pre-recorded voice-mail prompts, and she leaves a message for Ryan to call her back. "Ryan" texts her back, asking what she wants. She calls or texts back, saying she wants to interview him for her article. "Ryan" texts back, saying he won't cooperate because he doesn't want to get in trouble with his fraternity.

Of course, in this scenario, "Ryan" is not Ryan at all -- it's Jackie, posing as Ryan. Same as it was Jackie posing as "Drew" (the mystery guy from her chem class who was supposed to be hot for her, but who didn't exist) and sending the texts and photos to Jackie's friends.

Sabrina Erdely wouldn't have known that she wasn't actually communicating with Ryan, so she wouldn't have known that she needed to find a correct number for him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (2ruKl)

388 >>>You take THAT back.

Why? You own stock in that?

Posted by: Bigby's Outfielder's Glove at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (3ZtZW)

389 376 Years ago I dated a chick who became Hannibal Lector when she went on the pill. Holy shit she was insane


Same experience here. We worked in the same lab, and for a while I actually shifted my schedule to avoid overlap because I couldn't get anything done for being bitched at non-stop.


Finally, at my urging, she went off that pill. Bingo! Back to normal. Tranquility reigned in the valley.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:37 PM (oKE6c)

You mean deliberately fucking with your hormones might have adverse effects? The hell you say!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (2Ojst)

390 Like seriously. I was eating a burger and grease dripped off my chin and onto on my new shirt. Totally Burger Raped.


Posted by: Jackie at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM


Try the rape sandwich and hate shake over at Chik-fil-A

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (knoK7)

391 Art time, bitches.


http://bit.ly/1xaXqtG

-----

That was....... disturbing......

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (NaV4z)

392 FNC reporter Dominic Di Natale has passed away.
-
News says it was suicide.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:40 PM (ZPrif)

393 Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM

Ewww....swan rape.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:40 PM (knoK7)

394 aka, wallet rape.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: George Jetson at December 12, 2014 02:41 PM (0HooB)

395 Try the rape sandwich and hate shake over at Chik-fil-A
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Don't forget the oppression fries.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 12, 2014 02:41 PM (V70Ne)

396 We have arrived at the point that everything the Left says is a lie.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 12, 2014 02:42 PM (V70Uh)

397 FNC reporter Dominic Di Natale has passed away.

I believe he was only in his 40s.

Great reporter and a big supporter of our tropps.

RIP.

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Apparent suicide related to health problems.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:42 PM (XUKZU)

398 324 did Jackie give Erdely a cell phone number for a
phone that was actually Jackie's phone, and was Jackie the person who,
posing as Ryan, told Erdely (via text) that he wouldn't agree to be
interviewed because of his loyalty to his fraternity?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Has anyone checked to see where the texts from Jackie's imaginary date came from? (The texts to Randall) Did Jackie buy a second phone for texting as her mystery man?
Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:27 PM (MNq6o)



I believe it has been mentioned here that there are programs allowing you to spoof a cell phone number and make it look like that is the number you are using when you are actually using your normal phone. So she wouldn't need to buy a second phone to pull off the ruse. And yes high school kids are going to be aware of these apps that let you do it.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2014 02:42 PM (z/Ubi)

399 re 5 fags... maybe it's different here in #Failifornia, but the ones here serve dry, tasteless, horribly overcooked burgers that are on the smallish side, except for the prices.

give me In-n-Out* or Tommy's any day...

*home of the RapeBurger, Animal Style

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:42 PM (7vjeC)

400 Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM

Ewww....swan rape.

----

Looks like she lives in Colorado.... because.... I believe she pissed on that duck.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:42 PM (NaV4z)

401 Suicide-suicide or suicide by throwing himself backwards onto a fork 19 times aka Little Italy Suicide?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:42 PM (ojfYH)

402 393 Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:38 PM

Ewww....swan rape.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:40 PM (knoK7)

Those ancient Greek women were some kinky broads, let me tell you!

Posted by: Zeus at December 12, 2014 02:42 PM (2Ojst)

403 I don't think the article says she talked to him, just that he declined to be interviewed.

How would he decline to be interviewed if she never talked to him? There is a difference (and, to me, it's a significant one) between "couldn't be reached" and "declined to comment."

And he didn't just "decline to be interviewed" (per the original story). He declined out of loyalty to his frat. How would she have *that* tidbit if she hadn't spoken to him?

She wouldn't, unless she'd been deceived (but to put that much thought and effort into the deception ahead of time means that Jackie knew she was lying) or was lying.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:43 PM (M1uf/)

404 Did I tell you about the time I was raped by a bunch of SI swimsuit models? It was led by someone I will call "Kate."

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2014 02:43 PM (Rx8ML)

405 Ewww....swan rape.

-
The day the animals got even.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:43 PM (XUKZU)

406 So if President of the Rape Club told this tale before Congress, could she be prosecuted for perjury? Although I doubt she was sworn in for that kind of thing.

What's going largely missing from all this is that Rolling Stone doubled down not only on the story, but on the *fact checking* specifically. I read an article last night claiming that it "rolled over immediately," when the WaPo story came out, when... not so much.

I read some tweets from non-lib journalists claiming to have written for RS and that there was enormous fact checking for their stories. Or does RS just not fact check rape stories that fit the narrative? Or was the fact checker lying about having fact checked? Did the EIC know that there was no fact-checking when they issued that "we interviewed dozens of Jackie's friends" statement? Or what?

Posted by: Filly at December 12, 2014 02:43 PM (ZWmKk)

407 Erdleys article on rape in the military I demonstrably false. Easily proven false. Fabricated. This wasn't just her being hoodwinked by Jackie. She and Jackie are coconspirators

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:43 PM (zOTsN)

408 We think Mooyah is the better burger. Kinda like Five Guys ( huge fries portion ) but it tastes better and you don't feel like crap after you eat. And a rewards program. Every tenth burger you buy, they don't rape you.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:44 PM (MNq6o)

409 Given her track record, giving Erdley the benefit of the doubt might be overgenerous.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

410 The pill doesn't make me crazy, but I can't take it because of the blood clot risk. The new hip thing all the OBs are pushing are IUDs and implants. Yeah, after seeing my best friend's IUD burrow through her uterus and implant in her bladder, I'll freaking pass.

Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2014 02:44 PM (FmHOS)

411 Your thinking burner phone as well? Same with the social media prescence.
Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2014 02:24 PM (TETYm)
_________________________

Yep. Jackie was sending texts and photos to her friends, posing as the mystery guy from her chem class who was hot for her, so we know she had at least one other cell phone. Maybe she had several, or maybe when Rubin-Erdley asked for Ryan's contact information, Jackie gave her the same cell number she had been using to scam her friends.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:44 PM (2ruKl)

412 Course, it's trivially easy to buy a 2nd phone.
You can get a pre-paid burner for $20 at every pharmacy in America.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:44 PM (ZPrif)

413 Ewww....swan rape.



The day the animals got even.

sauce for the goose, etc...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:44 PM (7vjeC)

414 I cannot believe you people left me off of your list of rapists.

*shakes head, swallows a fish*

Posted by: Dolphin at December 12, 2014 02:45 PM (ABcz/)

415 It was led by someone I will call "Kate Left-Hand."



FIFY

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 02:45 PM (GQ8sn)

416 That was....... disturbing......


Same here.


I'd axe what that was, but I'm not really sure I want to know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 02:45 PM (0HooB)

417 Yeah, after seeing my best friend's IUD burrow through her uterus and implant in her bladder, I'll freaking pass.

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Ummmm why were you looking in "there"......

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:45 PM (NaV4z)

418 You can get a pre-paid burner for $20 at every pharmacy in America.

are they covered by Obolacare and do i need a prescription?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:46 PM (7vjeC)

419 UVA has a strict Honor Code.
Jackie should be expelled.
But she won't.

You are supposed to be expelled at UVA if you cheat on a test, or lie about cheating -- or even if you just don't report someone that you knew was cheating.

the slightest lying, cheating, and stealing is grounds for expulsion.

Guarantee they won't do that to Jackie though.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif)

420 "Every tenth burger you buy, they don't rape you."




That does sound nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 02:46 PM (LA7Cm)

421 IED's in your uterus sound like a bad idea...

Maybe I read that wrong...

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 12, 2014 02:47 PM (/Ho8c)

422 And, meanwhile, back at the Bat-Cave, at Harvard yard, a bunch of social justice protestors (led by two Deans, hilariously enough) run into conflict with 100 or so drunk nudists celebrating the end of classes. what can you even say about this?


http://bit.ly/12DvAsL

Posted by: MTF at December 12, 2014 02:47 PM (6um35)

423 Is that seal dressed provocatively or is it just me?

Posted by: the penguin at December 12, 2014 02:47 PM (0b722)

424 How would he decline to be interviewed if she never talked to him? There is a difference (and, to me, it's a significant one) between "couldn't be reached" and "declined to comment."

And he didn't just "decline to be interviewed" (per the original story). He declined out of loyalty to his frat. How would she have *that* tidbit if she hadn't spoken to him?
_________________________

Texting.

The reporter didn't need to actually speak to Ryan to communicate with him. He could have been sending texts from his phone to hers. That is how Jackie, posing as the dreamy mystery man from her chem class, was communicating with her friends.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:47 PM (2ruKl)

425 So the burner phones, do the minutes last forever before activation? After activation? If, say you bought one, tossed it in the glove box, and did nothing with it for 18 months does it still work?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:47 PM (ojfYH)

426 "Ummmm why were you looking in "there"......"

Oh, that's the "best" part of the story. Since the IUD wasn't in her uterus she got pregnant so she had an ultrasound where you could see the baby and the IUD. Thank God, both she and the baby ended up being ok.

Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (FmHOS)

427 what can you even say about this?

Pass the popcorn.
And the eye bleach.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (M1uf/)

428 Ewww....swan rape.

-
The day the animals got even.


Who's clucking NOW?!?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (DT3rQ)

429 So the burner phones, do the minutes last forever before activation? After activation? If, say you bought one, tossed it in the glove box, and did nothing with it for 18 months does it still work?
--
No, minutes don't expire, but you have to add minutes every 90 days or so to keep it active.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (ZPrif)

430 I liked rape Club For Men so much, I raped myself!

Posted by: Cy Sperling at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (MNq6o)

431 @415 Rape denier

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (Rx8ML)

432 I cannot believe you people left me off of your list of rapists.*shakes head, swallows a fish*
you were left off on porpoise

Posted by: boar hog at December 12, 2014 02:49 PM (lKyWE)

433 Might we distinguish between conservative rape and liberal rape?

Conservative rape is when:

--a conservative looks at a woman and later on she decides it must be rape
--a conservative touches a woman and later on she decides it must be rape
--a conservative dumps s liberal woman and later on she decides it must be rape
--a conservative doesn't return a liberal womn's phone call or text and later on she decides it must be rape
--a liberal woman has sex with a conservative man (with or without purple cowboy boots) and later on she decides it must be rape

etc.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 12, 2014 02:49 PM (I8YZX)

434 so she sued the doctor and the IUD manufacturer, right?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2014 02:49 PM (7vjeC)

435 Yeah, after seeing my best friend's IUD burrow through her uterus and implant in her bladder, I'll freaking pass.

B'Boy Squared came out with one in his hand (j/k). The Daughter of Satan was able to get herself preggers with him despite one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 02:49 PM (0HooB)

436 Ewww....swan rape.

-
The day the animals got even.

Who's clucking NOW?!?
Posted by: The Chicken at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (DT3rQ)
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The thread has taken a fowl turn...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:49 PM (NaV4z)

437 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:47 PM (2ruKl)

Okay. Yes. She could have been in communication with him some way other than voice.

However, my two points remain.

Either Jackie did it (in which case she's not some "mentally and emotionally damaged" girl, she's evil), or Erdley made the whole thing up (well- the part about trying to talk to ANY actual sources besides Jackie).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:50 PM (M1uf/)

438 406 So if President of the Rape Club told this tale before Congress, could she be prosecuted for perjury?



If they're going to start prosecuting people for perjuring themselves before Congress she'd have to get at the end of a long and unruly line.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:50 PM (oKE6c)

439 I don't think Jackie went through an elaborate ruse to fool Erdly. In her military rape article she claimed that the alleged victim went from alleged offense to court martial in 8 hours and had direct communications with the prosecutor and no defense counsel. Not possible


Erdly make shit up

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:50 PM (zOTsN)

440 "434 so she sued the doctor and the IUD manufacturer, right?
"

No, but she should have. It was almost certainly because her doctor placed it incorrectly.

Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2014 02:50 PM (FmHOS)

441 IED's in your uterus sound like a bad idea...

Maybe I read that wrong...


Next time I hear someone say some chick's 'da bomb', I'm going to take it as a warning, not an endorsement... O.o

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 12, 2014 02:50 PM (DT3rQ)

442 436
Ewww....swan rape.



-

The day the animals got even.



Who's clucking NOW?!?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 12, 2014 02:48 PM (DT3rQ)

-------



The thread has taken a fowl turn...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:49 PM (NaV4z)

The early bird gets the . . . . What the holy fuck?!?

Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2014 02:51 PM (sDapq)

443 I thought it was five guys, but it turned out to be seven very short guys.

Posted by: Snow White at December 12, 2014 02:51 PM (UbWXm)

444 They both lied. It's not either or

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:51 PM (zOTsN)

445 "When Animals Rape"

Tonight! See the Shocking Results-

"When Animals Rape"


*digitized face, voice8

"When Barney, my...German Shepard first brought over the Peanut Butter...I...I had no idea what he wanted...."


This and many more Shocking True Stories Tonight!!!

on

"When

Animals

Rape"!!!

Posted by: FOX SPECIAL at December 12, 2014 02:51 PM (0cMkb)

446 I cannot believe you people left me off of your list of rapists.*shakes head, swallows a fish*


you were left off on porpoise



Seal clap.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:52 PM (AkoTV)

447 Did the EIC know that there was no fact-checking when they issued that "we interviewed dozens of Jackie's friends" statement?


I have a question: who has "dozens of friends?" Especially when, at the operative time, Jackie had been at UVa for only a few weeks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:52 PM (oKE6c)

448 They both lied. It's not either or
--
Yeah, Erdely seems to have amped up and filled in the Narrative holes in Jackie's story to make it more cinematic - make it really "pop".

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 02:52 PM (ZPrif)

449 See, it smells fishy to me.
Or like a hottie tourist just askin' for it. They want the full 'swim with dolphins' package, IKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Dolphin at December 12, 2014 02:52 PM (ABcz/)

450 This and many more Shocking True Stories Tonight!!!

on

"When

Animals

Rape"!!!
Posted by: FOX SPECIAL at December 12, 2014 02:51 PM (0cMkb)



There's a Simpsons episode that has Tonight on Fox! When Animals Attack Magicians in the background.

I would watch the hell out of that.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 02:53 PM (mf5HN)

451 I'd axe what that was, but I'm not really sure I want to know.

-
It's not that bad,. It's from Greek mythology. Zeus, in the form of a swan, raped Leda who gave birth to Helen of Troy.

At least, that was the story Leda told.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:53 PM (XUKZU)

452 Seal clap.
Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:52 PM (AkoTV)

----

What you get when that fuckin Walrus rapes you without a condom.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:53 PM (NaV4z)

453 >>>I thought it was five guys, but it turned out to be seven very short guys.<<<

That's because one of them watched. Sort of like an rape umpire.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2014 02:54 PM (dVmLD)

454 Okay, so I see in the side bar that Ferguson, MO is going to start issuing more citations specifically to balance its budget.

Beyond all the normal "police state" and "militarized thug cops" stuff, why would Ferguson, MO be doing this just now? Doesn't that seem, I dunno, stupid?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:54 PM (M1uf/)

455 Seal clap.

Blow Me

Posted by: Dolphin at December 12, 2014 02:54 PM (ABcz/)

456 Seal clap.
Shit! I better see my doc for a penicillin shot!

Posted by: the penguin at December 12, 2014 02:55 PM (0b722)

457 Erdly make shit up

Posted by: ThunderB


The part that really bugs me is if you're going to make shit up, at least put a car chase in there somewhere. Or a fist fight on top of a gondola in the Alps. Maybe a giant with metal teeth. Something really cool, ya know?

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:55 PM (MNq6o)

458 Ferguson has to pay metric shit tons of overtime becuase protests. Which they are paying for with tickets

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:55 PM (zOTsN)

459 Seal clap.


Blow Me
Posted by: Dolphin



For the halibut?

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (AkoTV)

460 WANTED: Compelling stories of sexual abuse at the hands of predetermined villains. Stories need not be true, no stories refused. Top prices paid. Fun, fame, profit, personal satisfaction and plentiful sanctimony. Apply www.TheLeft.com.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (MMC8r)

461 Either Jackie did it (in which case she's not some "mentally and emotionally damaged" girl, she's evil), or Erdley made the whole thing up (well- the part about trying to talk to ANY actual sources besides Jackie).
__________________________

I think they're both rotten, but I also think that Jackie is probably the one who was lying about Ryan's phone number. Sabrina knew the article would probably be read by Ryan at some point, so putting a blatant lie in there about him would have been risky for her. She could have just said nothing -- like she did with the other two friends who picked Jackie up that night. The fact that Sabrina made a point of saying that Ryan had declined to be interviewed for the article, because of his own fraternity membership, makes me think that Sabrina was conned by a fake "Ryan" phone number provided by Jackie, in the same way that Jackie had been conning her friends by posing as her mystery suitor (the non-existent suitor) on a different cell phone number.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (2ruKl)

462 Ferguson has to pay metric shit tons of overtime becuase protests. Which they are paying for with tickets

And I see *no way* that could go wrong.



Wait, I think I may have spelled something incorrectly there...

Oh, yes:
"And I see *no way* that could go right."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (M1uf/)

463 458 Ferguson has to pay metric shit tons of overtime becuase protests. Which they are paying for with tickets
Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:55 PM (zOTsN)




Yet another reason, if any were needed, to avoid the place like the plague.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 02:57 PM (oKE6c)

464 It's not that bad,. It's from Greek mythology. Zeus, in the form of a swan, raped Leda who gave birth to Helen of Troy.

At least, that was the story Leda told.


Oh, well, that's much better. I was hoping there was something historical about it.

I adhere strictly to Moron Rule #1. Ignorance is truly bliss about many, many things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 02:57 PM (0HooB)

465 Seal clap.


Blow Me
Posted by: Dolphin



For the halibut?
Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (AkoTV)

----

Oh.My.Cod.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:57 PM (NaV4z)

466 Yo0u need to pay your taxes in Ferguson because otherwise how are the people protecting the thugs burning down your store going to be paid?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:57 PM (XUKZU)

467 Beyond all the normal "police state" and "militarized thug cops" stuff, why would Ferguson, MO be doing this just now? Doesn't that seem, I dunno, stupid?

They're paying for a lot of overtime and they're not getting sales tax revenues from customers that don't come and stores that are smoking holes.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2014 02:58 PM (MMC8r)

468 Republican Sens. Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, and Jeff Sessions are pushing for a vote to defund President Obamas executive amnesty in the Cromnibus spending bill Friday night, The Daily Caller has learned.

The trio of conservative senators is hoping to get the defund vote onto the Senate floor as a point of order, which would force a procedural vote on the issue without Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid having to introduce it.

Weasel Zippers

??? Not really sure what that would do?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2014 02:58 PM (nzKvP)

469 For the halibut?

For the mammaries

Posted by: Dolphin at December 12, 2014 02:58 PM (ABcz/)

470 Ferguson has to pay metric shit tons of overtime becuase protests. Which they are paying for with tickets

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They've gone full Detroit.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:58 PM (XUKZU)

471 I thought it was five guys, but it turned out to be seven very short guys.


Posted by: Snow White


****

That would explain the dents in your hymen.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 12, 2014 02:59 PM (NeFrd)

472 It was Greek Rape, conception unpossible.

Unless it did a 'position' on her and she got the pesky anal leakage...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2014 02:59 PM (ojfYH)

473 Seal clap.





Blow Me

Posted by: Dolphin







For the halibut?

Posted by: rickb223


Good cod, you sound crabby.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:59 PM (MNq6o)

474 Fawn Lerberwist cries.



Kiln deaths are rape.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2014 02:59 PM (0FSuD)

475 Many a night I've raped a man.

Posted by: Mr. Beer Goggles at December 12, 2014 02:59 PM (UbWXm)

476 437 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:47 PM (2ruKl)

Okay. Yes. She could have been in communication with him some way other than voice.

However, my two points remain.

Either Jackie did it (in which case she's not some "mentally and emotionally damaged" girl, she's evil), or Erdley made the whole thing up (well- the part about trying to talk to ANY actual sources besides Jackie).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 02:50 PM (M1uf/)


At this point it not really is anything of this story true. It's more what parts of it are jackie's lies and what parts of it are erdely's lies.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2014 02:59 PM (z/Ubi)

477 President Obama will travel to the Maguire-Dix-Lakehurst military base in New Jersey on Monday to thank troops and their families for their service and sacrifice, a White House official said.

Thank G-D or who ever you believe in that I will NOT be there.

Gag me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2014 03:00 PM (nzKvP)

478 The part that really bugs me is if you're going to
make shit up, at least put a car chase in there somewhere. Or a fist
fight on top of a gondola in the Alps. Maybe a giant with metal teeth.
Something really cool, ya know?


Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 02:55 PM (MNq6o)


Monkeys. And pirates. Maybe pirates with monkeys. Monkeys named Jack.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:00 PM (6fyGz)

479
We're throwing a Toga Rape Party tonight!

Posted by: Eta Bita Pi at December 12, 2014 03:00 PM (wAQA5)

480 466 Yo0u need to pay your taxes in Ferguson because otherwise how are the people protecting the thugs burning down your store going to be paid?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 12, 2014 02:57 PM (XUKZU)




Meanwhile, business receipts will go right into the crapper, along with taxes on them. Property taxes will go into the crapper too, as soon as properties are re-assessed, since property there will probably be cheaper than a latte at Starbucks.


That leaves tickets. If you ticket the bruthas, you risk another explosion, and they probably don't pay their tickets half the time anyway.


So that leaves the odd white person who (foolishly) drives through the place.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 03:00 PM (oKE6c)

481 Seal clap.





Blow Me

Posted by: Dolphin







For the halibut?

Posted by: rickb223


Good cod, you sound crabby.



All of you eely suck!

Posted by: Lamprey at December 12, 2014 03:00 PM (0cMkb)

482 Monkeys. And pirates. Maybe pirates with monkeys. Monkeys named Jack.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:00 PM (6fyGz)



Sharks with frickin' lasers.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 03:01 PM (mf5HN)

483 They're paying for a lot of overtime and they're not getting sales tax revenues from customers that don't come and stores that are smoking holes.

I'm sure they are.

Let's see here, though. The Ferguson PD is mainly white, yes? And the riots in Ferguson were about "racism" from a white cop toward a black man (300 lb and 18 is not a "kid" or even, really, a "teen"). And now you're going to put more white cops in a position to be called racist by black men (and women) by making them do the thing that normal people hate most about cops- giving out tickets.

I really think I'd start selling off real estate first.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 03:01 PM (M1uf/)

484 Seal clap. Blow Me Posted by: Dolphin For the halibut? Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (AkoTV) ---- Oh.My.Cod.

lets not carp on the subject any longer

Posted by: boar hog at December 12, 2014 03:01 PM (lKyWE)

485
That Harvard nude fun runners vs the gentle giant protestors cracked me up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2014 03:02 PM (NtzGn)

486 465
Seal clap.





Blow Me

Posted by: Dolphin







For the halibut?

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (AkoTV)



----



Oh.My.Cod.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 02:57 PM (NaV4z)

Reminds me of an old musical favorite:
http://tinyurl.com/Wet-Dream-By-Kip-Addotta

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2014 03:02 PM (F4L6j)

487 It's time for a Nu, pun-free thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2014 03:02 PM (0b722)

488 It's obvious this story is bs all the way down. So her other stories need to be picked apart

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 03:02 PM (zOTsN)

489 We know Erdely is a liar.
And we know Jackie is a liar.

Which just don't know which lies are whose.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:03 PM (ZPrif)

490
When I first heard the details of her story my BS meter immediately went off. Supposedly her friends told her not to call the police or got to a hospital as it would ruin her reputation at the school.
Seriously? Supposedly this woman was just savaged by 7 men, bleeding from cuts from laying on broken glass, a head injury, ripped clothing.....and your "friends" tell you not to get help?

Posted by: cheri at December 12, 2014 03:04 PM (oiNtH)

491 Good cod, you sound crabby.


All of you eely suck!
Posted by: Lamprey



But we are having a whale of a good time!

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 03:04 PM (AkoTV)

492 Wet-Dream-By-Kip-Addotta

----



Fcuk.

Somebody add "Dream Rape" to the list.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 03:04 PM (NaV4z)

493 444 They both lied. It's not either or
Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 02:51 PM (zOTsN)

Yes I think we're dealing with double layers of lying here.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 12, 2014 03:04 PM (wqVD1)

494 484
Seal clap. Blow Me Posted by: Dolphin For the halibut? Posted by:
rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:56 PM (AkoTV) ---- Oh.My.Cod.



lets not carp on the subject any longer

Posted by: boar hog at December 12, 2014 03:01 PM (lKyWE)

This topic has jumped the shark.

Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2014 03:04 PM (sDapq)

495 Didn't you see here double major?
Environmental Thought -and- Religious Studies.
I wish that were a joke.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 02:26 PM (ABcz/)

That's not a double major; that's the same major twice under two titles. Environmentalism is a religion now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 03:05 PM (8Fl6F)

496 Is it rape if I know I shouldn't play with myself, but do it anyway?

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2014 03:05 PM (wAQA5)

497 Supposedly this woman was just savaged by 7 men, bleeding from cuts from laying on broken glass, a head injury, ripped clothing.....and your "friends" tell you not to get help?




Need better friends.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 03:05 PM (AkoTV)

498 This topic has jumped the shark.


Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2014 03:04 PM


Winner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 03:05 PM (knoK7)

499 Property taxes will go into the crapper too, as soon as properties are
re-assessed, since property there will probably be cheaper than a latte
at Starbucks. >>>

Just looked at home prices in Ferguson MO on Zillow and they are in the crapper already.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2014 03:06 PM (Mxs5H)

500 OT:

Today's Bing desktop wallpaper - Stoat in Winter coat aka a type of weasel.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2014 03:06 PM (DL2i+)

501 Supposedly this woman was just savaged by 7 men, bleeding from cuts from laying on broken glass, a head injury, ripped clothing.....and your "friends" tell you not to get help?

--

Her original story was a forced blow-bang of 5 dudes. That's what she told her friends that night, I believe.

Not sure at what point it became a 7 man gang rape.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (ZPrif)

502 Has anyone watched the interview?



These people are nerds with no life. They make up shit because they are so pathetic that no one wants to be seen in public with them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (0FSuD)

503 Seal clap.






Blow Me



Posted by: Dolphin






For the halibut?



Posted by: rickb223





Good cod, you sound crabby.


Posted by: Dang




All of you eely suck!

Posted by: Lamprey

Holy mackerel! You're not herring what I'm saying. Get off that lofty perch of yours and find some other grouper to bother. Like my Italian father-in-law used to say, "I'm a just a gonna tuna you out."


Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (MNq6o)

504 So here is the poem 'Leda and the Swan' by W.B. Yeats in all its rapey goodness:

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.
How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?
A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.
Being so caught up,
So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?


Posted by: OregonMuse at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (I8YZX)

505 Fcuk.

Somebody add "Dream Rape" to the list.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 03:04 PM (NaV4z)


Telepathic rape. If you fap about a woman, you are telepathically raping her.

No, I'm not making that up.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (mf5HN)

506 It's reported that Erdley's role at the Daily Pennsylvanian when she was disciplined for making $#!^ up was editor of the "34th Street" section.

34th Street is a weekly section that consists mostly of gossip about undergraduates doing drugs, getting passed-out drunk, and having sex in places that weren't quite as private as people thought. It demonstrates one of the reasons I won't let my children attend the school as undergraduates (I have a graduate degree from Penn and work on campus)

Wouldn't surprise me in the least that stories in 34th Street were embellished or purely made up.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at December 12, 2014 03:08 PM (HuBGE)

507 Telepathic rape. If you fap about a woman, you are telepathically raping her.

No, I'm not making that up.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (mf5HN)




There goes the neighbourhood!

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

508 Were her friends also campus rape activists?
Were they self-selected Low T men?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:08 PM (ZPrif)

509 Sharks with frickin' lasers.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 03:01 PM (mf5HN)


As you command: http://tinyurl.com/pxljphr

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:08 PM (6fyGz)

510 This is the problem the Left and leftist politicians have: they're unaccustomed to being scrutinized, so they pull the most outrageous stuff without a second thought. It doesn't occur to them that anyone will ever find out, and if they do, that they'll make a stink about it.


I think this is why so many of the acts of fraud and gross malfeasance (e.g., underage hookers for the NJ guy, homosexual rape by Terence Bean) are on the Left.

If true, that further suggests that there must be a few cubic light-years' worth of shit out there that didn't come out, to make malefactors think that their odds of getting caught are low.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 03:09 PM (oKE6c)

511 Blow Me


Posted by: Dolphin at December 12, 2014 02:54 PM (ABcz/)

RAPE CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 12, 2014 03:09 PM (FXdH7)

512 Plus it's very common in English to shorten words to a single syllable e.g. gas instead of gasoline, dorms instead of dormitory, etc.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (wqVD1)


Whore instead of prostitute.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2014 03:09 PM (BgPjL)

513 Sally Kohn bravely battles men of straw on twitter:

Baffled by narrative on right that feminists are dangerous & destructive simply because we want to stop rape in America. How awful we are!

https://twitter.com/sallykohn/status/543465085188857856

Read the follow-on comments for a much needed and relentless beat down of this twaddle.

Posted by: duke at December 12, 2014 03:10 PM (ChY2Q)

514 TMZ - This chick saw the new movie North Korea is upset about and said that it wasn't that bad and North Korea might end up wondering why they were so upset in the first place.

Interesting.

Let's try that by having some comedians and movies mercilessly mocking Obama.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 12, 2014 03:10 PM (AC0lD)

515 >>>Many a night I've raped a man.
Posted by: Mr. Beer Goggles <<<

Being a charter member of the rape club has its privileges.

Posted by: Whiskey Dick at December 12, 2014 03:10 PM (dVmLD)

516 If you fap about a woman, you are telepathically raping her.

-----

**narrows eyes**


Whaddaya mean *if* . . ????

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (NaV4z)

517 Plus it's very common in English to shorten words to a single syllable e.g. gas instead of gasoline, dorms instead of dormitory, etc.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 12, 2014 01:57 PM (wqVD1)

Whore instead of prostitute.

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2014 03:09 PM (BgPjL)



Count instead of country.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (0cMkb)

518 No, I'm not making that up.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (mf5HN)



*looks around for the Dream Police*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (6fyGz)

519 At this point it not really is anything of this story true. It's more what parts of it are jackie's lies and what parts of it are erdely's lies.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2014 02:59 PM (z/Ubi)
______________________________

I agree that they're both liars, but I still think it's more likely that it was Jackie who was lying about Ryan rather than Erdley, just because of what Erdley wrote in her article.

I also disagree with the people saying "something" must have happened to Jackie that night. The timing of the "something" is just too damned convenient. For weeks, Jackie had been trying to get Ryan to pay attention to her. She had even pretended to have a hot older guy interested in her, and was sending texts and photos to Ryan, posing as this non-existent suitor. But her efforts didn't work. Ryan still wasn't interested.

So then Jackie gets sexually assaulted -- while on a date with her non-existent mystery man. And Jackie, of course, calls Ryan for help after this assault. The "rape" presented Jackie with a good excuse to get attention and sympathy from Ryan. Pretty convenient timing, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (2ruKl)

520 And sorry for the previous OT.

Back to your regularly scheduled rape programming.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (AC0lD)

521 So here is the poem 'Leda and the Swan' by W.B. Yeats in all its rapey goodness:


Thanks, OM.

That makes that sculpture pretty neataroonie now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (0HooB)

522 ""Holy mackerel! You're not herring what I'm saying. Get off that lofty perch of yours and find some other grouper to bother. Like my Italian father-in-law used to say, "I'm a just a gonna tuna you out"


Ya'll are starting to make me crabby....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 03:12 PM (LA7Cm)

523 *looks around for the Dream Police*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (6fyGz)

----

.... they live inside of your head.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 03:12 PM (NaV4z)

524 You know I have raped in my heart

Posted by: Jimmah Carter, second worst president evah at December 12, 2014 03:12 PM (0FSuD)

525 If I'm chemically impaired and start fapping, am I raping myself?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 03:13 PM (2Ojst)

526 Plus it's very common in English to shorten words to a single syllable e.g. gas instead of gasoline,



Fart instead of flatulence.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 03:13 PM (AkoTV)

527 Baffled by narrative on right that feminists are dangerous & destructive simply because we want to stop rape in America. How awful we are!

She's not the first one to bring that up.

Remember the Vox thing (right when the narrative started unraveling) about "your friends who don't believe rape is an issue" or whatever.

Because that's all the left has- straw man arguments and shouting. If they argued on the facts, they'd have to say, "Well, yes, you're right. We, as a society, have done about all a society can reasonably do to prevent rape, and punish it when it occurs anyway."

But that wouldn't be "empowering" or whatever.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 03:13 PM (M1uf/)

528 Just looked at home prices in Ferguson MO on Zillow and they are in the crapper already.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2014 03:06 PM (Mxs5H)




Come to beautiful downtown Ferguson, and enjoy our robust, diverse, vibrant community!

Posted by: Ferguson Chamber of Commerce at December 12, 2014 03:14 PM (oKE6c)

529 522 ""Holy mackerel! You're not herring what I'm saying. Get off that lofty perch of yours and find some other grouper to bother. Like my Italian father-in-law used to say, "I'm a just a gonna tuna you out"


Ya'll are starting to make me crabby....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 03:12 PM (LA7Cm)

Aw, quitcher carping already.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 03:14 PM (2Ojst)

530 " If I'm chemically impaired and start fapping, am I raping myself?"


Did you buy yourself dinner first?


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 03:14 PM (LA7Cm)

531 Supposedly this woman was just savaged by 7 men, bleeding from cuts from
laying on broken glass, a head injury, ripped clothing.....and your
"friends" tell you not to get help?

I've noticed the 3 "friends" aren't being too strong on saying Jackie had no injuries or torn clothes. I don't think they're saying anything about the lack thereof. Makes me think they're trying to pin all the made up stuff on Ederly and not Jackie. But Jackie, I'm pretty sure, was telling that story about the broken coffee table and 7 guys. I think these 3 Scooby Doo kids are still protecting Jackie's BS to a certain extent and are trying to make it look like an outsider came in soiled their campus.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 03:15 PM (MNq6o)

532 " If I'm chemically impaired and start fapping, am I raping myself?"


Only if you use your off hand.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)

533 524 You know I have raped in my heart
Posted by: Jimmah Carter, second worst president evah at December 12, 2014 03:12 PM (0FSuD)




You'd know all about rape if I'd caught up with your ass.

Posted by: The Hissing Rabbit at December 12, 2014 03:15 PM (oKE6c)

534
It appears to me that women should not be allowed to attend a college or university. Because of all the rape and fattening calories.


But mostly because of the fattening calories.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2014 03:16 PM (NtzGn)

535 If I'm chemically impaired and start fapping, am I raping myself?"

---
I say... Only if your left hand knows what the right hand is doing.

Posted by: Confucious at December 12, 2014 03:16 PM (NaV4z)

536 **narrows eyes**


Whaddaya mean *if* . . ????
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (NaV4z)



Hey, I don't judge.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 12, 2014 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

537 .... they live inside of your head.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 03:12 PM (NaV4z)


Ah, headmates! That's convenient.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:16 PM (6fyGz)

538 There is something about this whole UVA story that suggests coordination with the DNC or some such.

It smacks of an extension of the War on Women theme, first promoted by Stephanopolous at the Pres. debate.

Is it a conspiracy? Maybe, but maybe not. Maybe in-the-know reporters are fully cognizant that producing a story extending the WoW meme will be consumed eagerly by the Liberal Establishment.

So no collusion needed; just a willingness to suspend disbelief.

Posted by: Kirk at December 12, 2014 03:16 PM (GBnWt)

539 Holy mackerel! You're not herring what I'm saying.
Get off that lofty perch of yours and find some other grouper to bother.
Like my Italian father-in-law used to say, "I'm a just a gonna tuna you
out."





Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 03:07 PM (MNq6o)

Walleye I oughta!

Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2014 03:16 PM (sDapq)

540 Of course, in this scenario, "Ryan" is not Ryan at
all -- it's Jackie, posing as Ryan. Same as it was Jackie posing as
"Drew" (the mystery guy from her chem class who was supposed to be hot
for her, but who didn't exist) and sending the texts and photos to
Jackie's friends.



Sabrina Erdely wouldn't have known that she wasn't actually
communicating with Ryan, so she wouldn't have known that she needed to
find a correct number for him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 02:39 PM (2ruKl)


Erdely wanted to be conned, and jackie wanted to con her. It takes 2 to tango.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2014 03:16 PM (8Fl6F)

541 Problem is we spend all our time fight the ProgMedia Narrative Lies.

The moment we finally tear down one Lie, they'll just launch another Media Hysteria over another one.

It's exhausting. And they won't stop telling Useful Lies.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (ZPrif)

542 Hey it's Frank Sinatra's 99th Birthday. Here's to the Band

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (nzKvP)

543 Come to beautiful downtown Ferguson, and enjoy our robust, diverse, vibrant community!


Posted by: Ferguson Chamber of Commerce>>>

And don't pass up on the hottest business opportunities around. They are literally on fire.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (Mxs5H)

544 Baffled by narrative on left today that we righties are evil because we want rape victims to seek justice!

Posted by: Mirror Sally Kohn at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (6um35)

545 No. Jackie started with five guys and blow jobs. Not PIV. She told them five guys and BJs. It stayed the same when the SJW testified before Congress


It only changed to seven guys, PIV on a broken glass coffee table with Erdley

Posted by: ThunderB at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (zOTsN)

546 They probably never came out of the chess club.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 02:05 PM (AkoTV)


Hey now! I still have my Norfolk/Va Beach area 2nd place chess trophy from back in my drunken high school days. (I studied the Alexander Alekhine School of Drunken Chess.)

Posted by: RickZ at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (BgPjL)

547 Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer
Jezebel: Let's refocus on the REAL problem at UVA http://www.unz.com/isteve/jezebel-lets-refocus-on-the-real-problem-at-uva/

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (ZPrif)

548 I, State Your Name, do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat, um, with liberty and fraternity for all. Amen.

Posted by: Hoover at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (44OyV)

549 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 03:11 PM (2ruKl)

Yeah. That, too.

I'm willing to grant a "something" that night. Not a sexual "something." Just a "something."

Something on that particular night made her very upset (one of the friends said, "If she was acting, she deserves an Oscar"). Of course, that "something" could be the final realization that Ryan just wasn't into her, so she did some desperation move to get sympathy (as you suggest). That "something" could also have been a sudden acne outbreak.

I think, at this point, the group I'm most upset with is UVA, though. Erdley has been caught, and hopefully shamed enough that she never comes back. People who used to be friends are turning on Jackie now that they know her story was a lie.

But UVA shut down all frats over a supposed incident at one frat a couple years ago- and still hasn't reopened them despite the fact the thing has been shown to be a complete fabrication (aka: a lie).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (M1uf/)

550 Squirrel rape.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (dVmLD)

551 541 Problem is we spend all our time fight the ProgMedia Narrative Lies.
The moment we finally tear down one Lie, they'll just launch another Media Hysteria over another one.
It's exhausting. And they won't stop telling Useful Lies.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (ZPrif) [//i]



All the more reason to make up our own bullshit, and force them to defend themselves. Studies show that 47% of SF Democrats are pederasts who cruise the Greyhound station for runaway boys. It's science!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (oKE6c)

552 No. Jackie started with five guys and blow jobs. Not PIV. She told them five guys and BJs. It stayed the same when the SJW testified before Congress


It only changed to seven guys, PIV on a broken glass coffee table with Erdley
--
I now Renda testified it was 5, I didn't see whether she say BJ vs PIV.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (ZPrif)

553 I see today is Rapey Friday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (FsuaD)

554
Walleye I oughta!

i smelt that one coming from a mile away

Posted by: boar hog at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (lKyWE)

555 >>> What other new and different forms of rape have we missed?

A while ago as part of his end of the year list, Jonah Goldberg poked fun at a zeta male on Tumblr who apologized for asking a girl out who said no. Apparently his merely asking out oppressed her, because it changed their friendship dynamic? It was pajama boy before there was a pajama boy.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (yRwC8)

556 Ewww....swan rape.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2014 02:40 PM (knoK7)


Shit! Sloppy seconds again.

Posted by: The penguin at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (8Fl6F)

557 "Walleye I oughta!"



For that sole reason alone.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (LA7Cm)

558 Something on that particular night made her very upset (one of the friends said, "If she was acting, she deserves an Oscar").



For best screenplay?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (oKE6c)

559 I see today is Rapey Friday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (FsuaD)




All we need now is some boob grabbing.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (GQ8sn)

560 But UVA shut down all frats over a supposed incident at one frat a couple years ago- and still hasn't reopened them despite the fact the thing has been shown to be a complete fabrication (aka: a lie).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon

And they are meanwhile doing and saying nothing about a very real abduction and murder of one of their students. it's sick.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (Spluw)

561 Hey we forgot paparazzi rape - how celebrities whose lives are invaded by paparazzi feel like they're being raped.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2014 03:20 PM (ABcz/)

562 Squirrel rape.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2014 03:18 PM (dVmLD)



I'm all about the nuts...


Your nuts.

Posted by: Rapey the Squirrel at December 12, 2014 03:20 PM (0cMkb)

563 All the more reason to make up our own bullshit, and force them to defend themselves. Studies show that 47% of SF Democrats are pederasts who cruise the Greyhound station for runaway boys. It's science!

--

Right, but the Left controls the source of the Lies - academia. And most of the Media.

We have some think tanks. But anything they produce is dismisses as -- oh that just crap from some Right Wing Think Tank.

It's hard to get the Seed Lie out there without Academia.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:20 PM (ZPrif)

564 557 "Walleye I oughta!"



For that sole reason alone.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 03:19 PM (LA7Cm)

You're really starting to flounder.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 03:20 PM (2Ojst)

565 So Ryan was just trying to show, with the Greek letters comment, that he had no interest in frats. Hence the dialog between the "friends" after the "rape" is even sillier than it sounds.

Posted by: Uncle Bob at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (3GFMN)

566 "You're really starting to flounder."



But first, you will blowfish me!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (LA7Cm)

567 It only changed to seven guys, PIV on a broken glass coffee table with Erdley

Feminazi Clue!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (0HooB)

568 Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 03:15 PM (MNq6o)

No, I think they *did* specify they didn't see any injuries- at least not any that matched the "raped on broken glass" story.

Remember her story to them was that she'd been forced to blow 5 guys. Which, certainly, would be traumatic enough, but it probably wouldn't leave any major injuries.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (M1uf/)

569 pot. kettle. black

Posted by: John of Salisbury at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (8CdUx)

570 wut?

Andrew Klavan @andrewklavan 4m
What do Tawana Brawley, the Duke lacrosse team, and Michael Brown have in common? http://ow.ly/FOsBj

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (ZPrif)

571 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (AkoTV)

572 Phone hack rape

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2014 03:22 PM (dVmLD)

573 Something on that particular night made her very upset (one of the friends said, "If she was acting, she deserves an Oscar").



And you have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past the worldliness of the average 18 year-old.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 03:22 PM (oKE6c)

574 566 "You're really starting to flounder."



But first, you will blowfish me!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (LA7Cm)

I smelt that one from a mile away.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (2Ojst)

575 Also the whole "rape culture" meme seems kind of silly if those two boys are representative of what's on campus at UVa. They only thing they'll be raping is their teddy bears.

Posted by: Uncle Bob at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (3GFMN)

576 You're really starting to flounder.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2014 03:20 PM (2Ojst)


I think they're fishing for something.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (6fyGz)

577
these fish puns are really starting to fry my bass

Posted by: boar hog at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (lKyWE)

578 18 year old woman are notoriously hard to upset.

Such calm, placid creatures.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (ZPrif)

579

...gar... what a bunch of pikers..... musseling on terrible puns....

basstards....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (NaV4z)

580 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 - FMJP at December 12, 2014 03:21 PM (AkoTV)


good...this thread was starting to smell funny.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2014 03:24 PM (6fyGz)

581 575 Also the whole "rape culture" meme seems kind of silly if those two boys are representative of what's on campus at UVa. They only thing they'll be raping is their teddy bears.
Posted by: Uncle Bob at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (3GFMN)

That's no laughing matter.

Posted by: The Snuggle Bear at December 12, 2014 03:24 PM (2Ojst)

582 A while ago as part of his end of the year list, Jonah Goldberg poked fun at a zeta male on Tumblr who apologized for asking a girl out who said no. Apparently his merely asking out oppressed her, because it changed their friendship dynamic? It was pajama boy before there was a pajama boy.

So what the SJWs are trying to bring about is a world in which rape is defined as whatever a woman feels it to be, depending on the circumstances and her inclinations.

So if she goes to bed with a guy and she likes it, it's sex
And if she goes to bed with a guy and she doesn't likes i, it's rape.

Got it?

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 12, 2014 03:24 PM (I8YZX)

583 You're really starting to flounder.

He's all about that bass...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 12, 2014 03:24 PM (DT3rQ)

584 Blow fish me.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 03:24 PM (MNq6o)

585 It's hard to get the Seed Lie out there without Academia.

There's only one stat that counts: police reports.

Nothing else has any credibility. This must be emphasized at every opportunity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 12, 2014 03:24 PM (0HooB)

586 542
Hey it's Frank Sinatra's 99th Birthday. Here's to the Band

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2014 03:17 PM (nzKvP)

Yeah, here to the original rape culture, with JFK, et al

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2014 03:24 PM (0FSuD)

587
I knew the Rolling Stone article was complete BS the moment I read when Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up to say "come with me if you want to live".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2014 03:25 PM (NtzGn)

588 Right, but the Left controls the source of the Lies - academia. And most of the Media.



We have some think tanks. But anything they produce is dismisses as -- oh that just crap from some Right Wing Think Tank.



It's hard to get the Seed Lie out there without Academia.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 12, 2014 03:20 PM (ZPrif)


Make up the source, too.

Press release: "'The Progressives for Sexual Justice' today released an explosive study claiming the 47% of all SF Democrats are pederasts. Others have denied the allegation, labeling it 'scurrilous,' but a victim support group, 'Victims of SF Pederasts' claims that the number is, if anything, understated."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 12, 2014 03:25 PM (oKE6c)

589 I filet little funny.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2014 03:25 PM (MNq6o)

590 575 Also the whole "rape culture" meme seems kind of silly if those two boys are representative of what's on campus at UVa. They only thing they'll be raping is their teddy bears. Posted by: Uncle Bob at December 12, 2014 03:23 PM (3GFMN) That's no laughing matter.
Posted by: The Snuggle Bear

I've got a song...Just for you.

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at December 12, 2014 03:25 PM (Spluw)

591 Come to beautiful downtown Ferguson, and enjoy our robust, diverse, vibrant community!


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Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2014 03:27 PM (FMbng)

592 Next up on "Law And Erdely: SVU" ....

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 12, 2014 03:27 PM (6n332)

593 " who as president of the campus rape club, One Less, that Jackie was also a member of. "

Wait.

There are *rape clubs* on campus?

Good God.

Posted by: Dianna at December 12, 2014 03:30 PM (DV/Ik)

594 Bizarrely, incredibly, it is now revealed that when Sabrina Erdely was a student newspaper editor at U Penn, she was disciplined for fabulism, for making a story up out of whole cloth.
She was disciplined by the paper's editor in chief, Stephen Glass.

You know what they say -- when you've lost Stephen Glass ...

Posted by: Phinn at December 12, 2014 03:33 PM (i5GO4)

595 so a paid rape awareness type testifies before congress about what some crazy chick told her about an imaginary guy and his imaginary group of friends?

that's called hearsay.

it's not admissible because it's bullshit.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 12, 2014 03:34 PM (itUWa)

596 Also, Stephen Glass's middle name .... is Randall.

STEPHEN GLASS'S MIDDLE NAME IS RANDALL.

We're through the looking glass, people.

Posted by: Phinn at December 12, 2014 03:35 PM (i5GO4)

597 Just reading Sally Kohn's Twitter. She sounds like a idiot and she looks rather smug in her photo. Granted a 150 letter limit doesn't make someone particularly articulate, but this? "I'm listening to "The bangles. The guy beside me looks like he thinks I'm really cool."

And she's an adult?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2014 03:38 PM (Dj3AB)

598 Was Danny Thomas involved with this coffee table?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 12, 2014 03:39 PM (fIv/H)

599 Also, Stephen Glass's middle name .... is Randall.STEPHEN GLASS'S MIDDLE NAME IS RANDALL. We're through the looking glass, people.
Posted by: Phinn

That just took the smile off of my face.

Posted by: The Cheshire cat at December 12, 2014 03:43 PM (Spluw)

600 Also, Stephen Glass's middle name .... is Randall.STEPHEN GLASS'S MIDDLE NAME IS RANDALL. We're through the looking glass, people.
Posted by: Phinn
-------

Well..., that dot was slow in emerging..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2014 03:50 PM (vPh3W)

601 Come to downtown Ferguson and get hammered!

Posted by: Bosnian-American Club at December 12, 2014 03:54 PM (44OyV)

602 @33 boulder: "So the guy went to the Ivy League and can't even read the Greek alphabet."

No, the guy who said he didn't know the Greek alphabet was Ryan a/k/a Randall, who goes to UVa, in the ACC. The only Ivy Leaguer significantly involved in this story is the reporter Sabrina Erdley.

Posted by: Joshua at December 12, 2014 04:42 PM (oCZ4e)

603
602
@33 boulder: "So the guy went to the Ivy League and can't even read the Greek alphabet."

No,
the guy who said he didn't know the Greek alphabet was Ryan a/k/a
Randall, who goes to UVa, in the ACC. The only Ivy Leaguer significantly
involved in this story is the reporter Sabrina Erdley.


Posted by: Joshua at December 12, 2014 04:42 PM (oCZ4e)

And Stephen RANDALL Glass.

Posted by: Phinn at December 12, 2014 04:47 PM (i5GO4)

604 And they are meanwhile doing and saying nothing about a very real abduction and murder of one of their students. it's sick.
_________________________________

Yes, but Hannah Graham was raped and murdered by a black man, so it doesn't fit the narrative.

In fact, it contradicts another favorite lefty narrative ("you white folks have nothing to fear from black men, who are wrongly stereotyped as violent criminals").

So you can see why the left (of which UVA president Teresa Sullivan is a card-carrying member) don't want to talk about that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2014 04:58 PM (2ruKl)

605
Twenty-some years ago Steven Glass took serious action against Sabrian Rubin Erdely for fabulism.

Wow. I...have no words. I guess, maybe, that when Steven Freakin' Glass throws you under the bus for fabulism, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 12, 2014 05:51 PM (1hM1d)

606 Glass told Erdely to drop her breeches?

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607 Escort girls http://regmodels.ru

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