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New DoJ Report on Sexual Assault Finds Incidence of Such Violations Slightly Below the SJWs' Favored "One in Five" Figure

6 in 1000, or 0.6%, and, get this, people on college campuses -- wealthier, more socially connected with easier access to lawyers and government officials, more economically secure and economically confident, whiter -- are less likely to be sexually assaulted than other people.

The full study, which was published by the Bureau of Justice Statistics, a division within DOJ, found that rather than one in five female college students becoming victims of sexual assault, the actual rate is 6.1 per 1,000 students, or 0.61 percent (instead of 1-in-5, the real number is 0.03-in-5). For non-students, the rate of sexual assault is 7.6 per 1,000 people.


The higher rate of victimization among non-students is important due in large part to recent accusations that U.S. colleges and universities are hotbeds of so-called "rape culture," where sexual assault is endemic, and administrators and other students are happy to look the other way. The bogus "1 in 5" statistic, which was the product of a highly suspect survey of only two universities and which paid respondents for their answers, has been repeatedly used as evidence of this pervasive rape culture on college campuses across the country.

Even more striking is that according to the BJS data, the likelihood of sexual assault has actually been trending downward across the board since 1997.

Meanwhile, a fourth Sabrina Rubin Erdely story is being questioned as to its accuracy.

The one everyone knows about is of course the UVA story, which is disintegrating by the day.

Before that, people had questioned her claims in a story about child abuse in a Catholic parish.

Mollie Hemingway found some details in another piece somewhat... Lifetime Movie of the Week-ish. And when I say "some details" I mean "almost all of it."

Now @firstteamtommy points out what seem to be major errors in a piece about a raped Navy woman -- Erdely posits things about military procedure in criminal (court martial) matters that @firstteamtommy says are strictly impossible.

It's not looking all that great for Sabrina Rubin Erdely.

Note, by the way, she is absolutely radio-silent and will not comment on any of this.

This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent.

Why are they letting their pal do so?

Posted by: Ace at 01:49 PM




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1 "Why are they letting their pal do so?"

Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 01:56 PM (/jpU8)

2 Re3ality getting in the way of their narrative.

Oh darn! Cry me a river you stupid hustlers. Get a real job, like shoveling manure.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 01:56 PM (XG/1t)

3 Mollie Hemingway is quickly becoming a favorite of mine.

Posted by: Guy Who Quotes Sat Night Fever at December 11, 2014 01:58 PM (7ObY1)

4 Why are they letting their pal do so?

heh.


Circling the Corsets.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 01:58 PM (IXrOn)

5 Well, remember. When it snows, Global Warming! When it lies, Truth!

Posted by: M. Murcek at December 11, 2014 01:58 PM (GJUgF)

6
There is a rape culture in America...the truth is getting raped on a daily basis.

Posted by: Beorn at December 11, 2014 01:59 PM (dGF4J)

7 That number sounds much more likely.

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2014 01:59 PM (lIU4e)

8 Meanwhile, Tommy Christopher stopped eating watermelon because rayciss.

To quote Greg Gutfeld: I hate these people!

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 01:59 PM (7ObY1)

9
Remember the powdered drink mix Funny Face, from the 60's?

They had a flavor called Goofy Grape.

Okay, have at it. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 01:59 PM (CMkNk)

10 Get out of here with your facts. Facts don't count in the face of a larger truth.

Posted by: Dan Rather, still peddling the TANG story at December 11, 2014 02:00 PM (bAGA/)

11

Maybe they meant One Jackie for every Five Barry's.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 02:00 PM (IXrOn)

12 Goober Grape > Goofy Grape

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 02:00 PM (7ObY1)

13 Mollie Hemingway is quickly becoming a favorite of mine.

Absolutely. She's the real deal.

Posted by: akula51 at December 11, 2014 02:00 PM (R5qgD)

14 5 Barrys, 1 Jackie?

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 02:01 PM (7ObY1)

15 12 Goober Grape > Goofy Grape

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 02:00 PM (7ObY1)

I was hoping someone would say Rufie Rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:01 PM (CMkNk)

16 No Reggies?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 02:01 PM (ZfUN7)

17 I was told there would be no stastiti... statstic... tsastitcs...


I was told there would be no math!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:01 PM (NeFrd)

18
Culture of rape, my foot.

Culture of rape hoax more like it.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2014 02:01 PM (NaV4z)

19
That's good to know...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:02 PM (HSmrB)

20

Six Degrees of Separation From Gloria Steinem

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 02:02 PM (IXrOn)

21
Conservative blogger admits that actual Sexual Assault number only slightly below 1 in 5 figure.

Posted by: Media Matters for America at December 11, 2014 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

22 This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent.

EXCELLENT point.

Didn't the press just camp outside of Lauten's parent's house because she *gasp* posted snark about the Obama kids.

Meanwhile this woman got all UVA fraternities painted as rapists and shut down.

Yeah, I can see which story is more important....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 02:02 PM (ABcz/)

23 Forget Jackie. Let me tell you about a six-years-and-still-going-on assault...

Posted by: The American Taxpayer at December 11, 2014 02:02 PM (9TK8E)

24 6 in 1000, or 0.6%

Those numbers are rapey.

You are all rapists for doubting that rape culture oppresses all women and that all women are raped by rape culture!!1!

You are all literally rape-happy Hitlers!!1!

Posted by: Social Justice Warrior at December 11, 2014 02:02 PM (lN8KC)

25 Grape Ape! Grape Ape!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 02:02 PM (XG/1t)

26 This takes some of the heat off Johnny "Cheeto Boy" Boner, anyway.

Who wants to worry about crimes against the country when there are Crimes Against Wimminz to fret about?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (yAC3X)

27 Falsus in unum. . . .


Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

28 obviously they don't know what "sexual assault" means. they need to consult with that gal at witchwind.

Posted by: mallfly at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (bJm7W)

29 Well with all those husbands having sex with their wives it's more like 100%.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (1vYi0)

30 Mollie Hemingway is quickly becoming a favorite of mine.



***


She always seems so earnest.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (NeFrd)

31 18 Culture of rape hoax more like it.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2014 02:01 PM (NaV4z)


"Hoax" is now the same as "thug."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (CMkNk)

32 I like the cut of this girls jib... in a professional way

Posted by: Walter Duranty at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (LoIJo)

33 >>>>Note, by the way, she is absolutely radio-silent and will not comment on any of this.
.
.
.
.She is doing exactly what her lawyer told her to do. Trying to mitigate the damages she is going to have to pay.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (0DC/m)

34 "Why are they letting their pal do so?"

Asked and answered.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (XO6WW)

35 Does this mean we have to stop beating our women on Super Bowl Sunday? Cuz I'll miss that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (flbmJ)

36 Well hell, there we go letting facts get in the way of a good dialogue.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (08Znv)

37 30 She always seems so earnest.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (NeFrd)

Surely, you josh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (CMkNk)

38 6 in 1000.

In an odd coincidence , that is exactly the number of spending cuts that I settled for in the Omnibus bill.

Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (Qgr71)

39 You are all forgetting one major factor.

PIV == rape.

QED.

Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 02:03 PM (/Ho8c)

40 Fake but accurate???

Posted by: Mary Mapes at December 11, 2014 02:04 PM (LoIJo)

41 I was hoping someone would say Rufie Rape.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:01 PM (CMkNk)

..................................

That will be enough of that.....

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:04 PM (HSmrB)

42
The girl who cried rape once too often???

Her name is Nary.

Nary Tiv.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2014 02:04 PM (NaV4z)

43 ...BJS data ...
Ahem

Posted by: drowningpuppiesr at December 11, 2014 02:04 PM (lgGmt)

44 This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent.

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Has the New York Times published pictures of her house yet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 02:05 PM (flbmJ)

45 Still got the Sullivan hurdle with Erdley.

Was she deliberately and maliciously doing this? Or is just a shrill partisan hack?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 02:05 PM (XG/1t)

46 42 Nary Tiv.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2014 02:04 PM (NaV4z)


I thought it was Mimi Meem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:05 PM (CMkNk)

47 "sexual assault has actually been trending downward across the board since 1997"


Huh. Right around the time the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal broke...

Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2014 02:05 PM (MNq6o)

48 And here I was making things up to be a part of the "in" crowd... How unembarrassed am I???

Posted by: Lena at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (LoIJo)

49 The campuses aren't hot beds of rape culture but they are hotbeds of chicks regretting drunken trysts and making bogus allegations to cover it up.The accusations fly in the military too,and for similar reasons.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (v5UtH)

50 Was she deliberately and maliciously doing this? Or is just a shrill partisan hack?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 02:05 PM (XG/1t)

----
Yes

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (NaV4z)

51 This is your daily reminder that ALL this stuff is a carefully planned and coordinated ramping up of the WoW... getting ready to bring in their next "victim/candidate" to cleanse our sinful souls.

Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (hHFOx)

52 "This is unacceptable"

Since when?

The reality is that the fiction of an "unbiased" press is sinking back into the pit from which it came.

The "press" has a long and glorious history of claim and counter claim, with biases proudly worn on the bunched up sleeves of squinty eyed writers and editors looking to sell the most papers. American cities long had "journalists" who proudly and openly wore their badges - Newspapers were often carried their favored political party in their name...
My $.02 is that we're seeing a return to the "news" as it once was - the mid/late 20th Century model of 3 networks + the "newspapers of record" is completely shattered, with a few dinosaurs still stomping around as if that will make them relevant again.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (/jpU8)

53 Remember the powdered drink mix Funny Face, from the 60's?

They had a flavor called Goofy Grape.

Okay, have at it. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 01:59 PM (CMkNk)


Also Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry.
Before the changed them to Jolly Olly Orange
and Choo Choo Cherry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (W5DcG)

54 .06!?

We need to pivot to rape.

Posted by: Zombie George Harrison at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (lXTox)

55 40 Fake but accurate???
Posted by: Mary Mapes at December 11, 2014 02:04 PM (LoIJo)


Sounds like the pitch for a good boob job surgeon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:06 PM (CMkNk)

56 ...BJS data ...

Ahem

Posted by: drowningpuppiesr



Blow Job Sorority.

Seems legit. I'll go check it out. Save my seat.

Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (MNq6o)

57

This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent.
Why are they letting their pal do so?




They're simply following Sabrina's own lead and choosing not to interview the accused (in this case, Sabrina herself).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (4df7R)

58 No sane person would stay in an environment where 1 out of 5 people are assaulted - let a lone sexually assaulted.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (gmeXX)

59 Rapes at UVA have been reduced by 8% this year. And by reduced, we mean the budgeted increase in rapes has been enacted but only by 92% of the budgeted amount.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (NeFrd)

60 Only 6 in 1000 meet our standards.

Posted by: toby928(C) from his rape lair in an extinct volcano at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (rwI+c)

61 Vietnamese Swing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (ZfUN7)

62 Sabrina Rubin Erdely


what ? No hyphen?


SJWs are slipping.

Posted by: 3 Wolf Moon Tee Shirt at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (Qgr71)

63 HOW dare you inject facts into this discussion

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2014 02:07 PM (LoIJo)

64 Anybody want to talk about the TOTALLY UNEXPECTED rise in male-on-male rape in the military over the past few years? No, didn't think so.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 11, 2014 02:08 PM (V70Ne)

65 Wow, the rape rate at Harvard is lower than Mogadishu?

Posted by: ejo at December 11, 2014 02:08 PM (rsGj7)

66 Let me bang my little drum ... What scripts did she have optioned in Hollywood? Thank you, Out.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2014 02:08 PM (TETYm)

67 If you take Cosby out of the mix in falls to 3 in 1000.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 02:08 PM (g1DWB)

68 Why are they letting their pal do so?
Posted by: Ace at 01:49 PM




Ooooo oooo ooooo I know Mr. Ace!


It's because they all do the se thing and don't want to get busted too.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 02:08 PM (z/Ubi)

69 WHY ARE THEY LETTING THEIR PAL DO SO?

Posted by: Rev. Al at December 11, 2014 02:08 PM (9TK8E)

70 Out of curiosity, why should we believe a DOJ report?

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:09 PM (gmeXX)

71 "Also Injun Orange and Chinese Cherry. "



*Faints*

Posted by: SJW at December 11, 2014 02:09 PM (LA7Cm)

72 Good thing we have all those illegal immigrants waiting in the wings.

They'll rape the women Americans are too lazy to rape.

Posted by: Garrett at December 11, 2014 02:09 PM (lXTox)

73 Was she deliberately and maliciously doing this? Or is just a shrill partisan hack?

Yes.
Erdley went rape story shopping, started with ivy leagues schools, trying to find just the right sort of campus rape horror story. That makes me think she has an agenda. She specializes in sexual assault stories, and probably had an eye on tapping into the "rape culture" activism that is trending on campus, either to further their cause or garner more interest in her story-->screenplay.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 02:09 PM (ABcz/)

74 Why are they letting their pal do so?


Forget it ace, it's china town.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:09 PM (0FSuD)

75
I'll give it the old college try!

Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle, Original Big Pimpin at December 11, 2014 02:09 PM (3yfGn)

76 72 They prefer children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 02:10 PM (ZfUN7)

77 72 Good thing we have all those illegal immigrants waiting in the wings.

They'll rape the women Americans are too lazy to rape.
Posted by: Garrett at December 11, 2014 02:09 PM (lXTox)



On page 547 of the Cromnibus is a $40 million dollar grant to subsidize lazy rapists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:10 PM (CMkNk)

78 Women don't lie about rape!


Something happened in that house!

Posted by: Nancy Grace, CNN Bitch at December 11, 2014 02:10 PM (0FSuD)

79


The Life of Julia II

Sequels are fickle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 02:10 PM (IXrOn)

80 It's Rapey Thursday, I see.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 02:10 PM (FsuaD)

81 Jackie seems to like my movies a little too much... Time for an injunction...

Posted by: Jodie Foster at December 11, 2014 02:11 PM (LoIJo)

82 "Note, by the way, she is absolutely radio-silent and will not comment on any of this."

Lawyer up. It's going to hurt.

Heard this at a party 2 nights back - "the only thing the 2012 pledge class is worrying about now is if the Charlottesville Porsche dealer has enough cars in stock"

I lol'd.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:11 PM (/jpU8)

83 Did the Crayfish on Treadmills get their funding?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 02:11 PM (ZfUN7)

84
Rapier like wit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:11 PM (CMkNk)

85
Lets all remember now that Leftists like Erdely believe in the ends justify the means at all cost philosophy. If she can bring down fraternities, Catholics or the US military, she has no qualms about publishing a pack of lies.

Its all for The Greater Good.

(Chorus) The Greater Good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (NtzGn)

86 It's not looking all that great for Sabrina Rubin Erdely.


I'll believe that when SNL does a skit on her.

Posted by: Nancy Grace, CNN Bitch at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (0FSuD)

87 >>they are hotbeds of chicks regretting drunken trysts

I think the best thing that colleges and police around colleges could do is to enforce the laws against underage drinking.

I imagine saying that to any SJW would cause sputtering and more sputtering.

But no actual reasons why it wouldn't help, of course.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (0xTsz)

88 We falsely accused some folks.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (ZPrif)

89 I like coke. Lots and lots of coke.

Posted by: Sabina Rubin Erdely at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (LISuA)

90 The one in five number makes sense when you realize that the SJWs have defined "rape" down to "having sex, and then having regrets about it the next day", aka "buyer's remorse".


Want proof? Just go look at the Twitter pic up at gotnews. Yeah, I know it's probably not Jackie, but the text on that sign articulates perfectly that defining down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (8Fl6F)

91 After the Duke Lacrosse rape hoax, George Zimmerman lies, Michael Brown lies, the "Normal" biased political reporting I know longer believe anything the media reports. I want to see the video and the whole uncut video.

I may watch the weather forecast, but until I see the radar and the sky myself, I am skeptical.

Posted by: rd at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (J7NUM)

92
It's never about the innocence or guilt. It's about the seriousness of the charge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (CMkNk)

93
Rapeseed Oil Lubricant FTW...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (NaV4z)

94 Maybe Sabrina is seeing a therapist.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (NeFrd)

95 off Grace sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (0FSuD)

96 "Did the Crayfish on Treadmills get their funding?"


I dunno but the beavers on sodium pentathol was a cinch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 02:13 PM (LA7Cm)

97 Rapier like wit.



Rapier rapier?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 02:13 PM (/w5Mb)

98 Grape Ape! Grape Ape!

QBs on Facebook called Ben Roethlisberger "Rape Ape" a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2014 02:13 PM (B/VB5)

99 In fact, she sees therapists everywhere she goes.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:14 PM (NeFrd)

100
Remember: Rapist is one letter removed from Racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:14 PM (CMkNk)

101 so modern college campuses aren't like Rwanda during the purge?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:14 PM (itUWa)

102 91 After the Duke Lacrosse rape hoax, George Zimmerman lies, Michael Brown lies, the "Normal" biased political reporting I know longer believe anything the media reports. I want to see the video and the whole uncut video.

I may watch the weather forecast, but until I see the radar and the sky myself, I am skeptical.

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When the newsreader says "good morning" check your watch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 02:14 PM (flbmJ)

103 EVERY. FUCKING. THING. THEY. SAY. IS. A. LIE.

EVERY. FUCKING. THING.

Posted by: sound awake at December 11, 2014 02:14 PM (7A/Jm)

104 Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:11 PM

LOL!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 02:15 PM (knoK7)

105 I know math is bad ... but ... but ... even basic math shows 6/1000 is .006, not .06, and definitely .6
Is the media really that frigging dumb, or do they think the public is?

Posted by: WingNut at December 11, 2014 02:15 PM (CIbWa)

106 I'll take The Rapist for 100, TREBECK

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 11, 2014 02:15 PM (3yfGn)

107 .6% is 6 in 1000

Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (hHFOx)

108 Again, why should we assume that the DOJ's numbers are correct?

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (gmeXX)

109 The one in five number makes sense when you realize that the SJWs have defined "rape" down to "having sex, and then having regrets about it the next day", aka "buyer's remorse".


Want proof? Just go look at the Twitter pic up at gotnews. Yeah, I know it's probably not Jackie, but the text on that sign articulates perfectly that defining down.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2014 02:12 PM (8Fl6F)


The feds want to define sexual assault as EVERYTHING from violent rape to unwanted attention, provocative clothing, and voyeurism.

Posted by: rd at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (J7NUM)

110 they are hotbeds of chicks regretting drunken trysts

And, dancing on bar tops for free t-shirts.

I'm lying, I don't regret it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (IXrOn)

111 Maybe those 6 girls are being assaulted 33 times each.


That's pretty much the way planned parenthood gets their numbers to claim how many women get abortions isn't it?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (z/Ubi)

112 even basic math shows 6/1000 is .006, not .06, and definitely .6

FTFY

Posted by: Common Core Math at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (Qgr71)

113 I'll take The Rapist for 100, TREBECK

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 11, 2014 02:15 PM


Like I took your mother, Connery!

Posted by: Alex Trebek at December 11, 2014 02:17 PM (knoK7)

114 "I'll take The Rapist for 100, TREBECK"


Reading. My. Mind.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 02:17 PM (LA7Cm)

115 110 Vid, or not true.

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 11, 2014 02:17 PM (3yfGn)

116 Well that 0.6% for rape-rape, not legitimate rape

Posted by: Whoopi at December 11, 2014 02:18 PM (LoIJo)

117
I went to a wet tee shirt contest once, way back in the early 80's at the Oak Beach Inn on Long Island.

7 or 8 smoking hotties and one short fat fireplug to just piss off the crowd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:18 PM (CMkNk)

118 110 You know that is going to require pictures,don't you?

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2014 02:18 PM (v5UtH)

119 The feds want to define sexual assault as EVERYTHING
from violent rape to unwanted attention, provocative clothing, and
voyeurism.



Posted by: rd at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (J7NUM)


Provocative clothing, eh?
"That club dress you're wearing is provocatively forcing people to stare at your nipples, you slut. STOP RAPING ME!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:18 PM (4df7R)

120 one of the problems with the MSM4DNC is the Alinsky rule to freeze and isolate is especially apt where they're talking about bullshit that no one opposes.

"Drew", the BMOC who doesn't exist is one example. The UVa faculty is all like, umm, what should we do.

I think Cons need to find a way to fight back against this great society alinskying where there's no counter point but where we're all guilty.

St. Trayvon was one example, so was the gentle giant.

You can see in UVA RS article how the author is all too happy to go from Jackie's fake rape to an indictment of UVA's "culture" where boys and girls drink and stuff.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:19 PM (itUWa)

121 There is a reason one of the Commandments is about Bearing False Witness. It is evil and cruel.

Posted by: Malaria O at December 11, 2014 02:19 PM (+35FH)

122 Rape is so yesterday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 02:19 PM (Zmw74)

123 What are frustrated plan white girls gonna do now for attention? Statistics is misogyny.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 11, 2014 02:20 PM (oDCMR)

124 Modern Feminism Liberalism has become weaponized evil.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at December 11, 2014 02:20 PM (LoIJo)

125 What's the rule about going OT! Is it 100 or 200 comments?

Rush just said Brennan through Difi under the bus!

Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:20 PM (sj3Ax)

126 The feds want to define sexual assault as EVERYTHING
from violent rape to unwanted attention, provocative clothing, and
voyeurism.

Posted by: rd at December 11, 2014 02:16 PM (J7NUM)

So instead of women wearing burqas, men have to gouge out their eyes.

Someone must have read the Koran after dropping 6 tabs of Blotto.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:20 PM (CMkNk)

127 ahhh ... missed the % ... yes, 6/1000 does equal .6% or .006
math ... ain't it fun.

of course, the stats are complete BS just like the stats some years ago in Canada claiming that 95% of women had been abused. Sure, if you count hearing "no" as abuse.

Posted by: WingNut at December 11, 2014 02:21 PM (CIbWa)

128 124 Modern Feminism Liberalism has become weaponized evil.
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at December 11, 2014 02:20 PM (LoIJo)


Shove it in the belly of a B-29 and drop it over Havana.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:21 PM (CMkNk)

129 Heard this at a party 2 nights back - "the only
thing the 2012 pledge class is worrying about now is if the
Charlottesville Porsche dealer has enough cars in stock"



I lol'd.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:11 PM (/jpU


In response to demand, we have put out a second printing of out catalog.

Posted by: Yachts R Us at December 11, 2014 02:21 PM (8Fl6F)

130 I think we should all thank Ms. Erdley and Miss Jackie for helping bring the current sexual assault hysteria to a full boil before too many more people got hurt in the witch hunts.

Perhaps we'll have a little bit of quiet before the next bit of overblown hysteria from the Left/SJW's comes along.

Man, I kid myself!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

131 Sabrina Rubin Erdely

The balls on this bitch!

Posted by: Jayson Blair, NYT ace reporter at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (JO9+V)

132 What's the end game with going radio silent? Is she just hoping people will move on and stop waiting for her to say something?

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (uaEZS)

133 125 What's the rule about going OT! Is it 100 or 200 comments?

Rush just said Brennan through Difi under the bus!
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:20 PM (sj3Ax)



I've done it after the first comment, toots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (CMkNk)

134 Rush just said Brennan through Difi under the bus!

Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:20 PM (sj3Ax)

That would be?? Defense Intel?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (0FSuD)

135 I've done it after the first comment, toots.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (CMkNk)


Cuz you're such a rebel, J.J.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (4df7R)

136 I think Cons need to find a way to fight back against this great society alinskying where there's no counter point but where we're all guilty.

-----

I'm in the minority who believes that football is a dying sport. While I do not delight in the death of football, and while a big college football fan, I believe that the university system is propped up due to college football, so the death of college football may severely weaken the university system (or at least much of its popular support).

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (gmeXX)

137 Rape?


Put some ice on that lip.

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (0FSuD)

138 You can see in UVA RS article how the author is all too happy to go from
Jackie's fake rape to an indictment of UVA's "culture" where boys and
girls drink and stuff.



Pretty sure Erdely's approach was indictment of [insert elite college here]'s "culture" where boys and
girls drink and sex stuff happens --->Jackie's fake rape

If you look at her past rape stories there always seems to be an evil institution at fault, fostering the rapey culture and protecting the rapists: Catholic Church, Military, Elite college.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (ABcz/)

139 A report published by the Bureau of Justice Statistics, AKA . . .

[wait for it]

BJs

Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (58BkC)

140 135 Cuz you're such a rebel, J.J.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:22 PM (4df7R)


But I'll always be understood (here, anyway).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (CMkNk)

141 Brennan has called Feinstein a liar several times now.

Not in those words, of course.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (ZPrif)

142 This Brennan presser is about the most awkward thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (g1DWB)

143 "7 or 8 smoking hotties and one short fat fireplug to just piss off the crowd."

Dude, go with the sure thang! Big Girls try harder.

Posted by: a bird in the hand is the way to the bush at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (3yfGn)

144 137 Rape?


Put some ice on that lip.
Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton at December 11, 2014 02:23 PM (0FSuD)



Not THAT lip! The other lip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:24 PM (CMkNk)

145 "Cuz you're such a rebel, J.J. "

So what. I don't even shout "Frist" when I am, so there.

I AM REBEL!!!!

(and partway thru a fine red, if I say so myself...)

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:24 PM (/jpU8)

146 Meanwhile, there is a sexual assault story that seems to be quite credible that I'm sure will be covered not at all beyond this article in the Daily Caller:
http://tinyurl.com/pfm8mhp

Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2014 02:25 PM (L2xDv)

147 138 You can see in UVA RS article how the author is all too happy to go from
Jackie's fake rape to an indictment of UVA's "culture" where boys and
girls drink and stuff.

So when did RS become a reactionary old fart magazine? In my day they were all about sex, drugs and rock n' roll now its rap n' hos and rape culture prohibited to whites. Confusing.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 11, 2014 02:25 PM (oDCMR)

148 College is a terrible place where boys and girls are alone in cars!!!

You know what happens when boys are alone with girls in cars!!!

Rape is what happens!! Lots and lots of rapes!! Constant rapes. Rapes everywhere!!

Posted by: Feministing! at December 11, 2014 02:25 PM (ZPrif)

149 I think Cons need to find a way to fight back


what a silly idea!

Posted by: John 'I Won' Boehner at December 11, 2014 02:25 PM (Qgr71)

150 What's with her name? Isn't 'rubinerdly' an adverb?


"My awkwardness led some to describe my personality as rubinerdly."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:26 PM (NeFrd)

151 146 Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2014 02:25 PM (L2xDv)


"Moon River . . . Using the whole fist, Doc?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:26 PM (CMkNk)

152 The Penis Mightier for 400.

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 11, 2014 02:28 PM (rwI+c)

153 Is it just me, or do you all feel a disturbance in the Liberal Force?



They are attacking each other, they are getting attacked by the WaPo, they have lost the Senate with their stupid fucking "War on Women". More people believe in gun rights.




Obama might single handledly bring back the GOP, despite itselfs.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:28 PM (0FSuD)

154 College is a terrible place where boys and girls are alone in cars!!!

Girls should only be alone with girls in cars. PIV = rape!

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at December 11, 2014 02:28 PM (B/VB5)

155 In just a few short years, disagreeing with the Prez is going to be the same as SA and R. Book it.

Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2014 02:29 PM (hHFOx)

156 [College is a terrible place where boys and girls are alone in cars!!!



You know what happens when boys are alone with girls in cars!!!



Rape is what happens!! Lots and lots of rapes!! Constant rapes. Rapes everywhere!!

Posted by: Feministing! at December 11, 2014 02:25 PM (ZPrif)


"AHHHH!! I SEE A RAPE ON THAT COUNTER!!!"

"That's a donut."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:29 PM (4df7R)

157 Thank you to those who responded to my question in the open thread regarding Charleston SC. It's time to start planning!

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2014 02:30 PM (8ikIW)

158 Listen, it's inevitable. Sooner or later you're going to get raped. And there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

Posted by: Deputy Trudy Weigel at December 11, 2014 02:30 PM (V70Ne)

159 127 ahhh ... missed the % ... yes, 6/1000 does equal .6% or .006
math ... ain't it fun.
of course, the stats are complete BS just like the stats some years ago in Canada claiming that 95% of women had been abused. Sure, if you count hearing "no" as abuse.
Posted by: WingNut at December 11, 2014 02:21 PM (CIbWa)



77.53% of all statistics are made up.


It's science!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (oKE6c)

160
If you take Cosby out of the mix in falls to 3 in 1000.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 02:08 PM (g1DWB)


...........................

Racist!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (HSmrB)

161
Note, by the way, she is absolutely radio-silent and will not comment on any of this.


This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent.





Posted by Ace at 01:49 PM



Comments


Maybe she should just be drawn out with ridiculous theories floated as to her whereabouts.

"Sabrina Rubin Erdely was unavailable for comment as she is currently enrtolled in a traditional spagetti making course at Phoenix Online University."






Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (/Mxso)

162 they are hotbeds of chicks regretting drunken trysts And, dancing on bar tops for free t-shirts. I'm lying, I don't regret it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Go on....

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (Spluw)

163 Good to know my white privilege is paying off!

Posted by: Dancing Queen at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (JtBPN)

164 "AHHHH!! I SEE A RAPE ON THAT COUNTER!!!"

"That's a donut."


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:29 PM


Wait'll they get a load of me....

Posted by: Oilseed Rape at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (knoK7)

165 Erdley's weird fascination with rape...finding rape, writing about rape, making up rapes...is just plain disturbing and weird. Somebody has some serious issues. She needs therapy, not writing gigs.

Meanwhile: EARWORM!!!!

I can remember the fourth of July,
Runnin' through the backwood bare.
And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin',
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.



Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (7ObY1)

166 "planning" is just another name for the Patriarchy, and you know it, bub.

Now where's my winegla... er, red solo cup?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (/jpU8)

167 Posted by: Feministing! at December 11, 2014 02:25 PM (ZPrif)

You forgot the part about their dark piercing eyes, the hands pulling on your clothes, the smell of testosterone is you struggled vainly in their powerful arms, your resistance overcome as you whispered out "You brute, I'll never forgive you for this, you hunkilicious brute..."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (hLRSq)

168 "Cromnibus" - continuing resolution (cr) plus omnibus.

Say, that IS fun.

Posted by: Null at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (rxgtp)

169 I've brought up previous DOJ studies on reported sexual assaults when discussing the UVA story that provide similar numbers, but it is important to note this study also estimates 80% of sexual assaults are believed to go unreported. So the more accurate estimate of sexual assaults of college age women each year would be 3%, not .6%. Still a far cry from the "1 in 5", or 20% number being thrown around and repeated as high up as the White House.

3 is still awful but not as awful as 20. I don't know who would send their daughter to a place where they had a 20% chance of being raped. But this brings up other questions regarding the 1 in 5 number. There is also a campus group referenced in the UVA stories calling itself 1 in 4. One has to examine how these groups "torture" the numbers much like politicians did with the ACA. My understanding is this is done by taking actual reported rapes (.6%) and then multiplying by 5 to account for 80% of sexual assaults not being reported! so now you have 3%. Next is multiplying by an average number of years a student attends college, and they use 5 years. This is poor logic, as here will of course be some who are sexually assaulted more than others due to lifestyle and personal choices and other factors, but anyway this gets them to 15% over the course of a college attendance. Finally, they broaden the definition of what a sexual assault includes, far beyond the DOJ study, possibly including such things as "unwanted touches" or a kiss until the number gets bumped to 20-25 "assults" per 100 girls over the douse of their college careers.

They want to get to as big and scary a number without being so big and scary as to be questioned as ridiculous. And the "rape culture" groups fight for the most marketable number. It's like the crazy murderous hitch hiker in "Something About Mary" who's Big Idea is to become rich creating a 7 Minute Ab workout video to compete with the 8 Minute Ab workout video. It's all unrealistic and all comes down to marketing.

This torturing of numbers needs to stop. We hear each and every day how Libs are The Party of Science yet they bombard us with bullshit studies and data tortured to the point of having no value beyond marketing. Global Warming data. ACA data for the CBO to score. Campus rapes.

Conservatives need to hammer the media when they use these unscientific, tortured numbers. Equate bad data with stupidity and poor journalism.

Posted by: MostlyRight at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (K420L)

170 Pretty sure Erdely's approach was indictment of [insert elite college here]'s "culture" where boys and
girls drink and sex stuff happens --->Jackie's fake rape
***
the article starts off with a bang, the crazy story of jackie being gang raped over a pile of broken glass.

then it veers all over the place.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (itUWa)

171 "AHHHH!! I SEE A RAPE ON THAT COUNTER!!!"

"That's a donut."



Donuts and Bagels are just asking for it.


Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (3vkf/)

172
Like all leftard causes, just another lie, like all the rest.

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (xWW96)

173 The left is kind of schizophrenic on these things.Are women in need of protection or are they as capable in all areas as men.Let's put women in the infantry!

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (v5UtH)

174 I may be late to the party, but are they letting her pass because she sucks good?

Posted by: BC pudding pop at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (YtWJn)

175 I was watching an old Cosby episode last night where Bill comments on a young women in the presence of Claire who gives him the stink eye.

It is a much funnier scene today based on current events.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:33 PM (gmeXX)

176 Sabrina Rubin Erdely was unavailable for comment because she has a dick in her mouth and it's hard to talk with a dick in your mouth.

I mean, I'm just guessing it is. Because science.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 02:33 PM (7ObY1)

177 "AHHHH!! I SEE A RAPE ON THAT COUNTER!!!"

"That's a donut."


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:29 PM


Boston creme rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:33 PM (CMkNk)

178 POINT? SEX PERCENT!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 11, 2014 02:33 PM (s4WmF)

179 Donuts and Bagels are just asking for it.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM


And don't even get me started about that French Cruller whore...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 02:34 PM (knoK7)

180 153 Is it just me, or do you all feel a disturbance in the Liberal Force?


I was thinking that, too; it seems as though they're approaching some kind of liberal Goetterdaemmerung, a cosmic meltdown when their collective psychopathology goes critical.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:34 PM (oKE6c)

181 171 Donuts and Bagels are just asking for it.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (3vkf/)


Hotdogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel. "Hey bob-a-re-bop!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:34 PM (CMkNk)

182 I skimmed through the UVARS story, it's 9000+ words.

My summary:

But the article is 9000+ words long. The other 8400+ words are devoted to the real SJW themes. as far as I recall, they go like this:

1. culture.
white male southern traditional, rich white male, sexualized etc etc. All the things a SJW girl (who is probably plain jane) would hate. A bunch of sorority girls trying to climb the social ladder to get their MRS degree before they get fat.
things that SJW types hate.

2. I can't stress culture enough, apparently, UVA's the kind of place where reporting a rape would make you a social pariah...you know because there are no bulldyke feminist sex clubs like in northern ivy league schools. Plus, you know, bad news would be bad for enrollment.

3. the admin seems unable to comment on things that didn't happen, so they're sooo slimy, you guys, you know how it is with rich white southern cultures steeped in rape culture and southern culture.

4. At some point, the author just calls up a few people who manage rape crisis centers and rape awareness whatevers as their bread and butter and lets them just riff on why society is bad because of men. and points 1-3.

5. oh by the way, there were some rape-rapes, and the perps were arrested and the system worked. But in working, the system actually didn't work. I mean, let's go over them and give everyone involved who did not burn down the ancestral homes of the accused and salting their fields on day one the stink eye for creating a rape culture because ... oh did I mention alcohol and football? those too. kids want to party and the administration TURNS A BLIND EYE, you guys.

5a. by the way, remember Harvard scenes in beginning of the Social Network where it seemed connected rich frat guys had a limitless supply of hookers and blow? totally not the point here yo.

5b. you do know that football has a domestic violence problem, right? Can I raise your awareness of that? no? fuck you, rape apologist.

6. based on the previous 9000 words, let me just wrap this up by stating that white male southern culture that lets kids drink while watching football while trying to get laid is a rape culture because it's apparently normal business for frats with popular BMOC to rape prudishly dressed freshman coeds in their first date in their first month of class.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:34 PM (itUWa)

183 The left is kind of schizophrenic on these things.Are women in need of protection or are they as capable in all areas as men.Let's put women in the infantry!
--

Women should be in the infantry!!

And the men in the infantry should be barred from possessing pornography or going to a strip club as that creates an unsafe environment for the womens.

Pornography is a gateway drug to rape!!!

Porno Madness!!!

Posted by: Feministing! at December 11, 2014 02:34 PM (ZPrif)

184 Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause they rapin' ev'rybody!

Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 02:34 PM (z/Ubi)

185 AHHHH!! I SEE A RAPE ON THAT COUNTER!!!" "That's a donut." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:29 PM Boston creme rape.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Those don't have holes.

.......They do now....

Posted by: Time to make the doughnuts at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (Spluw)

186 Maybe she should just be drawn out with ridiculous theories floated as to her whereabouts.

"Sabrina
Rubin Erdely was unavailable for comment as she is currently enrtolled
in a traditional spagetti making course at Phoenix Online University."














Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (/Mxso)


That could become a fun meme here. I'll play: "Sabrina Rubin Erdely is currently unavailable for comment as she is taking part in a trans-Andes expedition mounted on frogs, as part of her research into the ongoing cruel exploitation of those innocent amphibians by cruel and lustful Peruvians."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (8Fl6F)

187 Still a far cry from the "1 in 5", or 20% number being thrown around and repeated as high up as the White House.

-----

Not one person really believes that number even though it goes unquestioned. If people really believed that number to be accurate, then no one would go to college. No father would allow his daughter to go live in some location if there was a 20% chance of his daughter being assaulted.

Everyone - and I basically mean everyone - knows this number is BS.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (gmeXX)

188 "it seems as though they're approaching some kind of liberal Goetterdaemmerung"

Damn. Wish I said that.

Here *shoves Riesling thru USB*

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (/jpU8)

189 You forgot the part about their dark piercing eyes, the hands pulling on your clothes, the smell of testosterone is you struggled vainly in their powerful arms, your resistance overcome as you whispered out "You brute, I'll never forgive you for this, you hunkilicious brute..."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 02:31 PM (hLRSq)


EL James, is that you?

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (mf5HN)

190 Look, all I did was ask her, and she didn't say No.


Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdeley at December 11, 2014 02:36 PM (pS7Ne)

191 Activists LIE?

Say it isn't so, Ace.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

192 185 Posted by: Time to make the doughnuts at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (Spluw)


CREAM corn, CUM-quats, WAX beans, with okra. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:36 PM (CMkNk)

193 Looking through my story idea file = unsettling peek into my own psyche



My favorite Sabrina Rubin Erdely tweet so far (from 9/5). Total silence since 11/30.

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2014 02:36 PM (LISuA)

194 I think Cons need to find a way to fight back


what a silly idea!
Posted by: John 'I Won' Boehner
****
yes, the gop unilateral surrender. Apparently, reagan was so embarassing or something. It doesn't help that gop leadership let donks cut off their balls through hyper-lawfare to get ginch! and delay out of congress

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:36 PM (itUWa)

195 >>Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause they rapin' ev'rybody!

http://tinyurl.com/q75h5vb

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 02:36 PM (g1DWB)

196 Command and Control economy for the win!!

HotAir.com @hotairblog 2m2 minutes ago
Cuomo to order NY insurers to cover transgender surgeries http://hotair.com/?p=2611942

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:37 PM (ZPrif)

197 188 Here *shoves Riesling thru USB*
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (/jpU


That's USB rape. Did the USB give permission?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:37 PM (CMkNk)

198 When you include leaners, it's 1-in-5.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 02:37 PM (MMC8r)

199
It is a much funnier scene today based on current events.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:33 PM (gmeXX)


....................................

Racist!!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:37 PM (HSmrB)

200 So forgive me here, I am going to be a bit vulgar.

What the fuck is a "rape culture"? Is that one in which rape has become an accepted social more? Something not frown upon but rather promoted?

Honestly, who the fuck make this shit up? There amorphous, meaningless and false catch phrases which substitute a narrative in place of truth and facts.

This reeks of more propaganda. The same type of propaganda we see attempting to poison real arguments and demonstrable truths.

They are framed, scripted and promulgated by the same thoughtless, utopia pushing, socialist leaning, close-minded buffoons who can't think for themselves. They are vindictive, shallow weaklings with a pen, and I hope their day of reckoning is coming with a vengeance.

I've grown a bit tired of these clowns who pen narratives of falsehoods and launch into deceptive phrases not only to hide their intent, but their empty fallacious arguments. They need to be destroyed, before they destroy what's left of our society. Fucking useless assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2014 02:37 PM (GGCsk)

201 "Sabrina Rubin Erdely is currently unavailable for comment as she is spending a year dead for tax purposes"

Posted by: Zaphod Beeblebrox at December 11, 2014 02:38 PM (Spluw)

202
You want a rational discussion based on facts.
You'd take journalists being held responsible for taking liberties.
You'll get called a rape denialist.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at December 11, 2014 02:38 PM (9TK8E)

203 Reagan used to just go on TV, talk to the American people, right over the heads of the traitorous, Fifth Column media who hated him, and everything would be fine.

If only it could be that way again.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 02:38 PM (7ObY1)

204 Most modern toasters on today's college campuses have a Bagel Setting, you know.

A 'Bagel' setting.




Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:38 PM (3vkf/)

205
If only .006% thousandths of the silent majority were activists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:38 PM (CMkNk)

206 Congress recessed! They don't have votes.

Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (sj3Ax)

207 Embrace the Butthurt.
Become the Butthurt.
Let the Butthurt flow through you.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (3CGUP)

208 "Sabrina Rubin Erdely was unavailable for comment as she has a lot of baking to do, since some friends are coming over on the weekend and several of them are reported to be allergic to gluten."

Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (/Mxso)

209 #200..

Cut. Jib. Newsletter. USB?

And yes, I asked it first. It didn't answer.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (/jpU8)

210 Can't we talk about something else? Like the Republicans War On Young Black Men. We'll come back to this later.

Posted by: The Left at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (1BQGO)

211 >>>>This torturing of numbers needs to stop. We hear each and every day how Libs are The Party of Science yet they bombard us with bullshit studies and data tortured to the point of having no value beyond marketing. Global Warming data. ACA data for the CBO to score. Campus rapes.
.
.
.
.Don't forget those "lost productivity" stats. The ones where they claim X causes $22.6 Billion a year in lost productivity. Like; smoking related illness and lost time cost the Country $47 Billion a year in lost productivity. I started adding stuff up once and came up with more than the total annual GDP and I had only gotten to about the top 20 from a list I had seen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (0DC/m)

212 204 Most modern toasters on today's college campuses have a Bagel Setting, you know.

A 'Bagel' setting.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:38 PM (3vkf/)


But you have to be circumcised. (See "Joe's Garage" by Frank Zappa).


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (CMkNk)

213 Everyone - and I basically mean everyone - knows this number is BS.

--

They believe it in Far Mode, but in Near Mode.

People's brains have different modules.
People can honestly believe some crazy abstract belief -- yet live their concrete as if they believe the opposite.

They aren't necessarily lying - just have little insight into their own minds.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (ZPrif)

214 "AHHHH!! I SEE A RAPE ON THAT COUNTER!!!"

"That's a donut."

Donuts and Bagels are just asking for it.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:32 PM (3vkf/)


That ain't creme cheese...

Posted by: Ain't no rape like a bagel rape at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (lN8KC)

215 >>Most modern toasters on today's college campuses have a Bagel Setting, you know.

Do they have a setting for, you know?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (g1DWB)

216 Congress recessed! They don't have votes.
***
whaaaa?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (itUWa)

217 Crullers are ribbed..... for her pleasure.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 11, 2014 02:40 PM (32Ze2)

218
Sabrina Rubin Erdely is currently unavailable for comment as she is passed out and has my cock in her mouth....


Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:40 PM (HSmrB)

219 Congress recessed! They don't have votes.
***
whaaaa?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (itUWa)



Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

220 Plus:

(1) COMPLETED rape rate for college students just 2%

(2) 50% of college student rape occurs while at home, NOT at school

Of course, the media will seize on the one pretty meaningless statistic -- that 80% of college students fail to report the rape, compared with 67% of nonstudents. However, that still doesn't change the fact that the overall college sexual assault rate is just 6%, and still lower than that for nonstudents.

Posted by: Average Joe at December 11, 2014 02:40 PM (CkjRf)

221 Conservatives need to hammer the media when they use these unscientific,
tortured numbers. Equate bad data with stupidity and poor journalism.
--------------------------------

All they need is for us to argue. Look at the furor in "other" cases when the facts aren't on their side. It still ends with things literally in flames.

Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (hHFOx)

222 According to wiki, 21 million college students in US, say 12 million females. Divide by 5, 2.4 million have been raped*. That's current students.



*Or whatever they claim.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

223 The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (lG2E3)

224 217 Crullers are ribbed..... for her pleasure.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 11, 2014 02:40 PM (32Ze2)


Frosted FRENCH cruller.

Oo la la!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (CMkNk)

225 The UVA thing has sounded all along like the reporter coaching the subject.

"Which house did this happen at?"

"Well, I'm not..."

"Well, let's work on this. Which way did you go to get there? "

"Well, we went..."

"Okay, that means it's either this one or that one. Do you recall what the building looked like?"

"Not really, but it had something like that on the door."

"Okay, then, it was this one."

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (o+SC1)

226 "See "Joe's Garage"

Is that a Telefunken U 47 or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (/jpU8)

227 True Fact :

'Bialy' is the Yiddish term for a bagel that hasn't been raped. Yet.



Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (FbTDq)

228 When you include leaners, it's 1-in-5.

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (rwI+c)

229 223 The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (lG2E3)


But, but I thought I didn't build that erection by myself?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (CMkNk)

230 .6? So you're telling me there's a chance!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (C6XFd)

231 Crullers are ribbed..... for her pleasure.

Hello.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (ZKzrr)

232 Do they have a setting for, you know?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM


I'm a *good* appliance, I am! You want that sort of thing, you best try that slut toaster oven with the huge rack.

Posted by: The Toaster at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (knoK7)

233 College campuses are hotbeds of a rape culture, said nobody of any credibility ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (GGCsk)

234 227 Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (FbTDq)


Bialystock and Bloom . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (CMkNk)

235 "Sabrina Rubin Erdely is currently unavailable for comment as she is busily conducting research and doing fact checking for Prof Jon Gruber, who is writing his memoirs, entitled: " How to stick your dick in it and become a millionaire".

Posted by: Why did I take this PR job? at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (Spluw)

236 They believe it in Far Mode, but in Near Mode.

People's brains have different modules.
People can honestly believe some crazy abstract belief -- yet live their concrete as if they believe the opposite.

They aren't necessarily lying - just have little insight into their own minds.

----

Too pyschological for me.

You saying people believe it but don't really believe it?

I'm just saying if someone really believed that there was a 20% chance of something awful happening to them, I'm guessing most people are going to avoid that - whatever it is.

Since we know people are not actually avoiding college, and in fact are actually spending great sums of money to go to college, those people (over half of which are women) probably do not believe that something awful is going to happen to them.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (gmeXX)

237 3 in 5 students are obese

1 in 5 college students will be raped




There must be a conclusion to be drawn here, but it escapes me.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (NeFrd)

238 221 Conservatives need to hammer the media when they use these unscientific,
tortured numbers. Equate bad data with stupidity and poor journalism.
--------------------------------
All they need is for us to argue. Look at the furor in "other" cases when the facts aren't on their side. It still ends with things literally in flames.
Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (hHFOx)



Yep. Refuting their arguments with facts and data is a losing proposition.

We need to make up our own bullshit statistics.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (oKE6c)

239 EL James, is that you?
Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 02:35 PM (mf5HN)

The finest in drug store fiction; which is where I think teh frustrated harridans of Feministing and all other such sites got their ideas on how sex and romance were supposed to work. When it didn't work out that way they let their frustrations lead them in the opposite direction of "If I can't have that sort of fun then no one can have that sort of fun."

Meanwhile, in reality, no one is having drug store fiction fun unless they are pop musicians because (A) drug store fiction is still fiction, and (B) pop stars have lots of money and can bring fiction to life as long as the money holds out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

240 The 1 in 5 includes people who had sex while drunk, right?

Shouldn't it be 5 in 5?

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (4WP/Y)

241 >>
Erdley's weird fascination with rape...


She has an obsession with the rapey patriarchy - Catholic Church, military, white Southern colleges, etc.

If she were really interested in "rape culture" she might look into the one major religion that condones rape for many reasons - jihad, keep your wife in line, because that goat asked for it, etc....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (ABcz/)

242 226 Is that a Telefunken U 47 or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (/jpU


Ask the Central Scrutinizer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (CMkNk)

243 But you have to be circumcised. (See "Joe's Garage" by Frank Zappa).


The WhiteZone is for Loading and Un-Loading, ONLY.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (JffdT)

244 "Sabrina Rubin Erdely is currently unavailable for comment since she was last seen leaving her meeting with Bill Clinton. She had an ice pack on her lip."

Posted by: rd at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (J7NUM)

245 Congress recessed! They don't have votes.
***
whaaaa?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:39 PM (itUWa)


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

----

True?

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (gmeXX)

246
You see whenever you come up side a man's head or a woman's... then they have a tendency to blink their eyes.

Posted by: Deacon Jones at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (NtzGn)

247 The 1 in 5 rape stat would make the average college campus more dangerous the the civil war in Congo where the combatants use rape as an explicit tactic of war.

If 1 in 5 was true, you'd be safer walking in downtown Detroit at 3 am drunk and naked.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (ZPrif)

248 I have made a few "donut holes" in my day...... IYKWIM

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (32Ze2)

249 "Rubin Erdely was unavailable for comment as she got sucked into 'Dragon Age: Inquisition' and is trying to fight that dragon in the highlands at way too low a level and it's taking forever."

Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (/Mxso)

250 Rosie ODonnell is selling artwork on her website embossed with messages acutely critical of Israels actions during this summers hostilities with Hamas.

The photo shes using, however, was taken in Syria.

Weasel Zippers

And she also defends Helen Thomas's vile comments. What a piece of work.

This is thread worhty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (Zmw74)

251 The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (lG2E3)


How many "dicks" is that?

Posted by: Mr. Blue at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (lN8KC)

252 Don't you boys know any nice music?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (/jpU8)

253 They believe it in Far Mode, but in Near Mode.

People's brains have different modules. People can honestly believe some crazy abstract belief -- yet live their concrete as if they believe the opposite.

They aren't necessarily lying - just have little insight into their own minds.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (/w5Mb)

254 Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Posted by: Talkie Toaster at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (ZKzrr)

255 250 This is thread worhty
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 02:44 PM (Zmw74)

Vile, disgusting, horrendous, execrable CUNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (CMkNk)

256 Sabrina Rubin Erdely is currently unavailable for comment as she is taking a Swingin' Singles Mingles cruise to the Caribbean on Princess Cruise Lines.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (NeFrd)

257 Zero point 6 percent. Congratulations, Mr Strawman, you're at the top of the Delta Phi rape class!

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (JO9+V)

258 Erdley's weird fascination with rape...


She has an obsession with the rapey patriarchy - Catholic Church, military, white Southern colleges, etc.




Had the same thought. Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (oKE6c)

259 So maybe Boehner is going to be defeated on Cromnibus.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (gmeXX)

260 Erdley's tactic was simple

1) Pick large institution (Catholic Church, US Navy, UVA)
2) Make vague yet lurid, cinematic, and horrific accusations of rape
3) Claim this proves "systemic bias" and "rape culture"
4) Profit!!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (ZPrif)

261
What the fuck is a "rape culture"?

I have no idea.

Posted by: Muhammad. Prophet and Child Molester at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (Qgr71)

262 Truck Monkey,
I have a few pictures of roses but don't know how to put in blog.

Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (sj3Ax)

263 Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Posted by: Talkie Toaster at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (ZKzrr)


I want to you smothered, want you covered
Like my waffle house, hash, browns

Posted by: Bloodhound Gang at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (lN8KC)

264 "Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?"

Er, you really want an answer?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (/jpU8)

265 Is someone looking for an Appliance?

Posted by: L Ron Hoover at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (JffdT)

266
OMNIBUS BILL VOTE DELAYED.

Boner is unsure if he has the votes.


Meh, it's a tease.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (CMkNk)

267 Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM


Ahem...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (knoK7)

268 Erdley only finally got caught cause a bunch of WaPo staffers send their kids to UVA.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif)

269
look into the one major religion that condones rape for many reasons - jihad, keep your wife in line, because that goat asked for it, etc....


Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 02:43 PM (ABcz/)

____________________________

Hmmmmm,,, I like where you're going with this

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (HSmrB)

270 Holy crap--now the model Beverly Johnson is saying that The Cos did what he does.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (RJMhd)

271 Sabrina Rubin Erdely could not be reached for comment as she is spending the next year embedded with Tibetan hermits.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (4df7R)

272 The 1-in-5 includes eye-rapes, psychic-rapes, theoretical-rapes, rejection-rapes, he's-too-poor rapes, I-found-somebody-better rapes, and read-it-in-a-book rapes.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

273 Had the same thought. Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (oKE6c)


*looks around nonchalantly*

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (lN8KC)

274 Pelosi isn't supporting bill either.

Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (sj3Ax)

275 The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks. Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (lG2E3)

Get stuffed. We're on the same side.

Posted by: Sen. Dik Durbin (D- asshole) at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (Spluw)

276 If Reagan were alive today, would he be:

A: Advising John Boehner
B: Leading the Tea Party Movement
or
C: Scratching frantically at the lid of his coffin?

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (rwI+c)

277 261
What the fuck is a "rape culture"?

I have no idea.
Posted by: Muhammad. Prophet and Child Molester at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (Qgr71)


Look in that Petri dish. If the planarian is insisting itself on the nearby euglena, then that would be rape culture.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (CMkNk)

278 Well at least Johnson says she escaped.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (RJMhd)

279 J.J. Sefton

"Smoke is out. Identify smoke."
"Goofy Grape"
"Affirm Goofy Grape. You're cleared in hot."
Fortunately there were other flavors to keep the boys n their toes.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (Q/3mX)

280 Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?


Hey there. You finishing those fries?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (ZKzrr)

281
I think for breakfast tomorrow, I'll have a nice bowl of Rape Nuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (CMkNk)

282 Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM ...

hey, don't forget us!

Posted by: Harlequin Romances with heaving chests and hair glistining with perspiration... at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (/jpU8)

283 If Reagan were alive today, would he be:

A: Advising John Boehner
B: Leading the Tea Party Movement
or
C: Scratching frantically at the lid of his coffin?
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (rwI+c)


I feel slightly bad for how hard I'm giggling at that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

284 Erdley only finally got caught cause a bunch of WaPo staffers send their kids to UVA.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif)

----

True. She should have picked a different school. Still she got caught. They got caught in the Duke Lacrosse case too. They aren't getting away with it anymore. This is good.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (gmeXX)

285 Erdley is a gun for hire.

Has Agenda, Will Travel.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

286 Sandra Rubin Erdley cannot be reached for comment, as she has been temporarily turned into a newt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (knoK7)

287 268
Erdley only finally got caught cause a bunch of WaPo staffers send their kids to UVA.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif)

Staffers? Fuck all the editors.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (0FSuD)

288 Sabrina Rubin Erdely

By the way JJ, is this scrunt a MOT or a partial MOT?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (Zmw74)

289
Here is where I pre-emptively correct myself. I was going to say "I thought that 1 in 5 were raped in their lifetime". But I was wrong, it was a 2007 NJI study that said "during their college years".

Then I did math. There were 84,000 rapes reported to police in 2010. In a female population of 130mm, if each of them lives to be 80 and is vulnerable to rape every year of their lives, then 5.1% of the population will have reported a rape in her lifetime.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (JtwS4)

290 The crazy thing is UVA just had a rapist-killer in the area that was what real rapists are like -- and they aren't popular preppy frat boys.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (ZPrif)

291 Sabrina Rubin Erdely is unavailable for comment, as she was apparently a fabrication created by Stephen Glass.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (DT3rQ)

292 Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?


I consider myself a rape enthusiast, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself an aficionado.

Posted by: Zombie Ude Hussein at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (JffdT)

293 Who goes through life as a rape aficionado? Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM

You called?

Posted by: Bubba at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (Spluw)

294 If I had to sit through Lifetime for a week I would hang myself. Thats the worst bullshit channel in the world. Every man is a monster, saving for the good ones with foreign accents. Fodder for the brain worm infested female who's each and every problem can be traced directly back to some man.

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (xWW96)

295 Maybe Erdley was channeling John Steinbeck.


The Wraths of Rape

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (NeFrd)

296 The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (lG2E3)


Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker?

Posted by: Principal Carter, Angel Beach High at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (JO9+V)

297 Had the same thought. Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:45 PM (oKE6c)


Makes you wonder if she isn't some sort of disgusting troll that couldn't get herself banged if she coated her body with viagra and jumped into a pod of porpoises at Sea World.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (8Fl6F)

298 Pelosi isn't supporting bill either.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (sj3Ax)
**************
Well.... Fuck her...... wait... what?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (32Ze2)

299

Holy crap--now the model Beverly Johnson is saying that The Cos did what he does.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (RJMhd)


-------------------------------------

*scribbles out check*

-crickets-


Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (HSmrB)

300 This morning's holdout was to secure future salary, this afternoon's is about the benefits.

Posted by: Kerry Bentivolio at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (nFdGS)

301 280 Who goes through life as a rape aficionado?


Hey there. You finishing those fries?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 11, 2014 02:47 PM (ZKzrr)


Remember that scene from "The Outlaw Josey Wales" when the greasy Comancheros start ripping at Sondra Locke's skirt?

Now that would be up there for rape aficionados, if I knew any.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (CMkNk)

302 "Rubin Erdely was unavailable for comment as she has been studying the migration patterns of the Lumnius Edtricitious species of termite found only in Madagascar."

Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (/Mxso)

303 The crazy thing is UVA just had a rapist-killer in the area that was what real rapists are like -- and they aren't popular preppy frat boys.
Posted by: Costanza Defense

Wrong color as well. And not a college student; he was a local.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (Spluw)

304 If that ridiculous 1 in 5 statistic were true, it would be stupid to EVER allow your daughter OR SON to go to college. You'd be damning the former to inevitable rape, and the latter to inevitably becoming a rapist.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (4df7R)

305 "Erdley only finally got caught cause a bunch of WaPo staffers send their kids to UVA.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif) "

Staffers, editors, Cappy hill types, and more. She picked the wrong target.

Should've gone with CNU, Liberty, or even VT...

Posted by: Harlequin Romances with heaving chests and hair glistining with perspiration... at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (/jpU8)

306 Why are they letting their pal do so?

Probably the same reason that Jann Wenner, the publisher of Rolling Stone was able to ditch his wife and kids in the '90s and take up with a male model as his new love, and nobody said a word about it. Think Malcolm Forbes would have been accorded the same discretion?

It's called 'professional courtesy' among lefty journos.

For the cause, man!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (DLu2s)

307 The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks.



Posted by: Elizabeth Warren


Exactly my point. The Man-Free World is going to be awesome.

Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (/Ho8c)

308 To be fair, "one in five" was more of a personal goal than anything.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (s7rRm)

309 290
The crazy thing is UVA just had a rapist-killer in the area that was
what real rapists are like -- and they aren't popular preppy frat boys.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (ZPrif)

Yeah, poor Yankee girl, being PC, would not call police on the Black thug that killed her. He stalked her for an hour and she knew it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (0FSuD)

310 rape culture...because Jackies friends told her ... bloody from being raped by 7 guys on top of a pile of broken glass by guy she went on first date with in demure, plebe red dress with no bewbs being shown off...said it would hurt their social standing...

in september of their freshman year.

23 days on campus and they're already coopted by unspoken rape culture.

plus football,drinking,south, white people, white men, cat calls, etc. etc.

and then there's an admin that is unable to respond to things that didn't happen and an unreliable victim who seems to be a little unbalanced? oh my.

So, her other stories are more of the same?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (itUWa)

311 The crazy thing is UVA just had a rapist-killer in the area that was what real rapists are like -- and they aren't popular preppy frat boys.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:48 PM (ZPrif)

----

Worse, that case shows what happens when universities handle sexual assault and not the authorities. And it is not good. Liberty U was just happy to get this guy off their campus, where he really needed to be incarcerated to avoid further harm.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (gmeXX)

312 "Sabrina Rubin Erdeley is unavailable for comment as she is avidly seeking out P.T. Barnum's fabled egress."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (4df7R)

313 But CIA chief Brennan really did call Feinstein a lying dirtbag on live TV. Several times.

He put it in nicer language, of course.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (ZPrif)

314 I don't think you'd want to Bill Cosby. It's your choice.

Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (sj3Ax)

315 Sandra Rubin Erdley cannot be reached for comment, as she has been temporarily turned into a newt.

****


It doesn't get any better!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (NeFrd)

316 295 Maybe Erdley was channeling John Steinbeck.


The Wraths of Rape
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 02:49 PM (NeFrd)


Ha! Reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon where the gorilla was reading "The Apes of Wrath."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (CMkNk)

317 You can't expect Womyn's Studies majors to do MATH.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (MMC8r)

318 I consider myself a rape enthusiast, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself an aficionado.




Question for the AoSHQ Style Guide:

What is the defining line between enthusiast and aficionado?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (/w5Mb)

319 296
The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks.



Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 11, 2014 02:41 PM (lG2E3)


To be a "dick" you have to teach at Harvard and order take out.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (0FSuD)

320 295 Maybe Erdley was channeling John Steinbeck.


The Wraths of Rape
****
her story reminds me of Kiss the Girls.

But others say it's a rip off of Gone Girl

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (itUWa)

321 Sock off, damnit.

Here, who wants the rest of this red?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (/jpU8)

322 If 0.6% is a "culture"...

College campuses have a more prevalent "ass-to-ass" culture problem. Quick, we need a Lifetime movie dramatizing ass-to-ass!

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (s4WmF)

323 Yeah, poor Yankee girl, being PC, would not call
police on the Black thug that killed her. He stalked her for an hour and
she knew it.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (0FSuD)


She was British, actually, if we're talking about the same young woman.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (4df7R)

324 Yeah, poor Yankee girl, being PC, would not call police on the Black thug that killed her. He stalked her for an hour and she knew it.
--
I never read any details like that. Has that come out recently?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (ZPrif)

325 "Sabrina Rubin Erdely is currently unavailable for comment as she was last seen in the arms of a tall, ruggedly handsome woman, with Sabrina screaming 'Ravish Me! You Brute!'"

Posted by: rd at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (J7NUM)

326 STAR TREK II: THE RAPE OF KHAN.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (B/VB5)

327 OK, I looked up "rape culture" in the Urban Dictionary and I am even more confused. I thought rape culture was bad - like a culture that condoned rape or sexual aggression - but apparently it's also about - get this - shaming women for being "sex positive" a/k/a sexually active/promiscuous and making light of actual rape.

So fraternities are bad because they don't support womyns sex positivity? Since when?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 02:53 PM (ABcz/)

328 Not covered in the media:

http://tinyurl.com/nmxfxaw

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 02:53 PM (MMC8r)

329 What is the defining line between enthusiast and aficionado?


The dismount.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:53 PM (JffdT)

330 You'd be damning the former to inevitable rape, and the latter to inevitably becoming a rapist.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:50 PM (4df7R)


Well not the boy, because they're all rapists to begin with.

Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 02:54 PM (/Mxso)

331 The crazy thing is UVA just had a rapist-killer in the area that was what real rapists are like -- and they aren't popular preppy frat boys
***

yes, you have to go through all rapes matter corollaries:

the "our bodies are not your weapons rapes" where minorities are excused because of white power.

and the Polansky Rape-Rape exception, where democrat rapes are you know, no big deal.

so you're left with basically nothing. so you have to make up stuff to get back at southern white male catholic football culture where girls are ok that boys try to have the sex with them.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:54 PM (itUWa)

332
What is the defining line between enthusiast and aficionado?

The price tag?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 02:54 PM (JtwS4)

333 Every 20 seconds in the U.S. a woman gets raped.









She must be found, and interviewed.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdley at December 11, 2014 02:54 PM (NeFrd)

334 #329 now owes me a new keyboard. And a pack of those monitor wipes...

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:54 PM (/jpU8)

335 Something the morons in NYC should do. Santa Con is Saturday!



http://tinyurl.com/klarkco

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 02:54 PM (0FSuD)

336 Doesn't the fact that she uses three full names make her an assassin?

Posted by: bkeyser at December 11, 2014 02:55 PM (OsxDX)

337 UC Berkeley is one of the two campuses that are the origins of the "rape epidemic" meme. The people in the gender studies department here cooked up the narrative in the first place.

To justify it, they not only had to fake the "1 in 5" stat, but they also had to show that UC Berkeley itself was a hotbed of constant rape.

To that end, as I just documented, they've been flinging Jackie-esque fake rape accusations at Cal frats in a dizzying flurry over the last two months:

http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2014/12/07/mass-rapes-at-u-c-berkeley/

All of these -- ALL of them -- are self-evidently fake.

Despite the supposed rape culture and mass rapes at UC Berkeley, if you walk around campus, you don't really get the sense that everyone is being raped. In fact, you get the sense that no one is being raped. Smiles, confidence, calm pervade.

Interestingly, during the "rape epidemic at frats" since Sept. 28, there were TWO police reports that stood out: sexual assault claims that did NOT involve frats. And guess what? Both of those claims seem entirely accurate, true and almost certainly did happen. They pass the "smell test" -- and both were immediately reported to the real police (unlike all the hoax claims, none of which were reported.)

In one of the non-frat incidents, a street bum asked to "hug" a student girl, and she naively allowed him to. During the hug, he groped her sexually. She pulled away, yelled, and called the cops. Believable.

In the other non-frat incident, a girl was entering a locked campus building with her key, and a creepy stalker dude "tailgated" after her and tried to corner her. She escaped and called the cops. Believable.

But guess what? NEITHER of these actual incidents are being trumpeted by the anti-rape activist crowd. And can you guess why not? Both perps are described by eyewitnesses as being African-American.

Ooops. Can't have that. Doesn't match the narrative.

So actual attempted sexual assaults by poor minorities are IGNORED, while completely fabricated sexual assaults "committed" by privileged rich white frat boys are trumpeted to the skies.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2014 02:55 PM (K4YiS)

338 We need to make up our own bullshit statistics.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (oKE6c)

-------------------------------------

Less effort, same result, possibly a better result. I like it.

Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2014 02:55 PM (hHFOx)

339 College campuses have a more prevalent "ass-to-ass" culture problem. Quick, we need a Lifetime movie dramatizing ass-to-ass!
Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (s4WmF)
************
Ummmm.... How does that even work? Aren't we missing an input?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 11, 2014 02:55 PM (32Ze2)

340 313 But CIA chief Brennan really did call Feinstein a lying dirtbag on live TV. Several times.

He put it in nicer language, of course.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (ZPrif)


If he had simply flat out called her a liar and a political hack, I'd be happy. But as it is, it was a good performance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:55 PM (CMkNk)

341
263 I want to you smothered, want you covered
Like my waffle house, hash, browns
Genius! brilliante! ENCORE!

Posted by: Fattie Arburckle, OG Big Pimpin at December 11, 2014 02:55 PM (3yfGn)

342 Religion is the opiate of the masses.

-- Karl Marx

Marxism is the opiate of the dumbasses.

-- The Great White Snark

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 02:56 PM (XUKZU)

343 Why are they letting their pal do so?
Posted by: Ace at 01:49 PM

The pointed rhetorical question technique is irritating in its passive-aggressiveness. Examples of the media's double standards are so common that anymore, simply calling attention to it is similar to pointing out that the sky is blue. Rather, I think, it would be better to read and probably more useful as a change in tone from our side of politics to aggressively demand a certain action (firing) the way the left does toward people on our side. Either that or simply ignore them, the way one does children who are engaged in silliness. Either approach would be better that passive-aggressiveness, which is necessarily the tactic that a beta takes, it is never the approach the person with the upper hand takes.

Posted by: Sambo at December 11, 2014 02:56 PM (Kp1CB)

344 'Raper's Delight' - The Sugarhill Gang (1979)

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 02:56 PM (b3ajq)

345 The dismount.

Gotta stick the landing.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 02:56 PM (rwI+c)

346 Syrian al Qaeda using UN cars to conduct terror operations
Syrian opposition sources report Al Nusra front have taken over area along Israeli Syrian border, used UN vehicles as part of explosion attack.


No Biggie, The palis have been doing this for Years with UN cars and Ambulances. Get with the program

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (Zmw74)

347 Yeah, poor Yankee girl, being PC, would not call police on the Black
thug that killed her. He stalked her for an hour and she knew it.


Hannah Graham. Hadn't heard that part.
"The Gift of Fear" - Choose safety over PC, go with your gut feelins.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (ABcz/)

348 Sherwin Williams paint sent out the following, and of course, it's RAAAAACIST:

"Introducing Our 2015 Color of the Year"

(yeah, it's a promo email. I'm sure it'll be apologized for in 3, 2,...)

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (/jpU8)

349 College campuses have a more prevalent "ass-to-ass" culture problem. Quick, we need a Lifetime movie dramatizing ass-to-ass!

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2014 02:52 PM (s4WmF)

************




Or you could just watch "Requiem for a Dream."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (4df7R)

350 What does a degree in "gender studies" qualify you to do, save for take up space? I mean, seriously, it's not education, it doesn't improve your mind, it doesn't make you a more useful person. You might as well dig ditches, otherwise you are just another crab sucking the nutsack of society.

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (xWW96)

351 318 I consider myself a rape enthusiast, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself an aficionado.




Question for the AoSHQ Style Guide:

What is the defining line between enthusiast and aficionado?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (/w5Mb)

A 3 hour seminar and a certificate of completion.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (z/Ubi)

352 Ha! Reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon where the gorilla was reading "The Apes of Wrath."



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 02:51 PM (CMkNk)


***


Or the Simpsons episode where a young Krusty the Klown is reading a book titled "The Eddie Cantor Story" but when his stern rabbi father comes in the room, he hides it behind "The Cantor Eddie Story"

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdley at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (NeFrd)

353 307 The Man-Free World is going to be awesome.

AND not a jar was opened nor a spider killed on that day or since...

Posted by: Fattie Arburckle, OG Big Pimpin at December 11, 2014 02:58 PM (3yfGn)

354
Every 20 seconds in the U.S. a woman gets raped.

I did the math on that, too. Every 6.5 minutes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 02:58 PM (JtwS4)

355 In one of the non-frat incidents, a street bum asked to "hug" a student girl, and she naively allowed him to. During the hug, he groped her sexually. She pulled away, yelled, and called the cops. Believable.

In the other non-frat incident, a girl was entering a locked campus building with her key, and a creepy stalker dude "tailgated" after her and tried to corner her. She escaped and called the cops. Believable.
***
so the culture on campus didn't dissuade them from calling police lest they lose social standing?

wow.

such bullshit.

but that's the modern alinskyite press. you make up shit to which there's no counter-voice. There's not even a perp in these fake 1 in 5 stats so who is going to be the guy to volunteer to say these rape #'s are BS?

no one. not the dickless GOP because it's not their fight, even though the shrieking harpy feminists then go about getting people fired for thoughtcrimes.

quite a system.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (itUWa)

356 So is Cromnibus happening or not?

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (gmeXX)

357 The dismount.


______________________________________

Gotta stick the landing.
-------------------------------------------------------


And do that little swirl with your tongue at the end.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (NtzGn)

358 344 'Raper's Delight' - The Sugarhill Gang (1979)
Posted by: garrett a


I said a rape, rop,
Rapey to the hippie,
The rape rape rop, and you don't stop!

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (K4YiS)

359 What does a degree in "gender studies" qualify you to do, save for take up space? I mean, seriously, it's not education, it doesn't improve your mind, it doesn't make you a more useful person. You might as well dig ditches, otherwise you are just another crab sucking the nutsack of society.
Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (xWW96)



Work for any number of diversity departments in any number of non-profit, university and/or government offices.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (mf5HN)

360 "Every 6.5 minutes."

Is that in standard or Daylight Savings Time?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (/jpU8)

361 The good news is the stolen Baby Jesus has been returned.
http://is.gd/2RRwkJ

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (ZKzrr)

362 I've been trying to warn people about Ederly from the start - remember, you were having a tut-tut hissy fit against the frats or something.

One of her previous RS rape tales was withdrawn when the 'victim' recanted after publication. Seems there was no fact-checking there either. And people have been raising serious questions about the military rape story since it appeared, too. This is not new.

Maybe if we could have got Allah out of his depression over The Walking Dead not suiting him and had the stuff on Hot Air, you might have noticed.

Posted by: Adjoran at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM (QIQ6j)

363 The problem isn't rape. The problem is dicks. That's right--dicks.

-
That's why I had mine removed.

Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM (XUKZU)

364 So is Cromnibus happening or not?

You will be raped.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM (NtzGn)

365 on the cromnibus front, Gabriel's on twitter posting rumor that in order for Boehner to save face to get cromnibus passed, he may have to strip it of conservative stuff.

so, it's all worth it, just to get a bill passed, eh?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM (itUWa)

366 Work for any number of diversity departments in any number of non-profit, university and/or government offices.

Pulling down more money than if you'd gotten a computer engineering degree.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM (ZKzrr)

367 on the cromnibus front, Gabriel's on twitter posting rumor that in order for Boehner to save face to get cromnibus passed, he may have to strip it of conservative stuff.

so, it's all worth it, just to get a bill passed, eh?

----

Wait, there was conservative stuff in Cromnibus?

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:01 PM (gmeXX)

368 That's why I had mine removed.Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM (XUKZU) You should have stopped with the dick, John.

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:01 PM (xWW96)

369 Santa Con!


http://tinyurl.com/nauo672

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:02 PM (0FSuD)

370 What does a degree in "gender studies" qualify you to do, save for take up space?

It radicalizes you.

You know, like a jihadi mosque in Queens, or a White Supremacist compound in Bugfuck, Arkansas.

It's designed to make people with a twisted mindset who will follow their leaders.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 03:02 PM (MMC8r)

371 "Introducing Our 2015 Color of the Year"

Bill Cosby?

Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:02 PM (XUKZU)

372 LOL @ the clickbait in the sidebar. Normally, I wouldn't bother to click on a necrophilia link, but "angry" sex with a corpse - well, I just had to see what that was about.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 11, 2014 03:02 PM (IN7k+)

373 1 in 5.... 1 in 120.... its all the same you mathist bastards!

Besides, this does not count the Men raping me with their eyes...

Those men masturbating to my pictures...

Posted by: FemiNazi at December 11, 2014 03:02 PM (f0pWu)

374 "Every 6.5 minutes."

Is that in standard or Daylight Savings Time?



Metric.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/w5Mb)

375 That's why I had mine removed.Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM (XUKZU) You should have stopped with the dick, John.
Posted by: maddogg

If i write this one up, you'll believe then, right?

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 11, 2014 03:03 PM (Spluw)

376
Is that in standard or Daylight Savings Time?

Celsius.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 03:03 PM (JtwS4)

377


Wait, there was conservative stuff in Cromnibus?

see my #38

Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:03 PM (Qgr71)

378 "Pulling down more money than if you'd gotten a computer engineering degree."

Yep.

Posted by: You know, we need amnesty for all of those hardworking H1B's who'll do the jobs 'murricans won't. at December 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/jpU8)

379 Wait, there was conservative stuff in Cromnibus?
***
just some corporate bullshit to assuage all the shits on wallstreet that donate exclusively to obama.

so there's that.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (itUWa)

380 This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent.



I'm sure reporters will be camping out on her lawn to get a statement on her fraud.

wait...hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I laugh at myself.

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (HRo7B)

381 Those men masturbating to my pictures...
Posted by: FemiNazi at December 11, 2014 03:02 PM (f0pWu)
************
Hate Jacking if you will.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (32Ze2)

382 338 We need to make up our own bullshit statistics.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 02:42 PM (oKE6c)
-------------------------------------
Less effort, same result, possibly a better result. I like it.
Posted by: Mega at December 11, 2014 02:55 PM (hHFOx)




Also, more fun, and provides an opportunity to mock the leftists with obviously made up numbers ("Three out of two women are raped every hour! Look it up!"), or alternatively to make up plausible numbers that attack them ("Forty-seven percent of all Democrat voters in SF are pederasts!") and force them to defend themselves.


The problem with supplying substantive rebuttals is 1) they take time and effort, and meanwhile the leftists are making up more shit faster than we can debunk it, and 2) rebuttals are boring to most people.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (oKE6c)

383 Santa Con!




I always KNEW he was!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (/w5Mb)

384 The issue is not even about rape.

IT'S ABOUT FRATS.

I know this 100% to be true.

The entire fake rape epidemic on campuses is the feminist tool to destroy the Greek system, which they hate.

It was invented to destroy the Greek system. Since day one it has been targeting the Greek system.

It's not about sex. It's about feeling inadequate because you were too ugly to get into a sorority.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (K4YiS)

385 You know, like a jihadi mosque in Queens, or a White Supremacist compound in Bugfuck, Arkansas.

It's designed to make people with a twisted mindset who will follow their leaders.Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 03:02 PM (MMC8r) I'm an Arkie and I tend to get somewhat vicious and hateful when people use my beautiful (and republican) state as a joke or bad example. You are warned.

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (xWW96)

386 Uh, Ace? Better check that lede paragraph. I don't think it says what you think it says.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (Jk/zI)

387 Democrats aren't yet riding to Boehners rescue on the cromnibus. Instead, they're letting him twist in the wind. And they're making anti-Obama speeches from the House floor. This is either delayed Democrat post-election temper tantrums or we can expect cats to be sleeping with dogs and lions are sniffing around for the hot-looking lambs at the zoo.

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2014 03:05 PM (LISuA)

388 ust some corporate bullshit to assuage all the shits on wallstreet that donate exclusively to obama.

----

no better way to reach voters than to vote for stuff wall street likes - even if it is conservative

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:05 PM (gmeXX)

389 Also, more fun, and provides an opportunity to mock the leftists with obviously made up numbers ("Three out of two women are raped every hour! Look it up!"), or alternatively to make up plausible numbers that attack them ("Forty-seven percent of all Democrat voters in SF are pederasts!") and force them to defend themselves.



9 out of 10 conservatives got a hummer AND a sammich last night!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 03:06 PM (/w5Mb)

390 "It was invented to destroy the Greek system"

Hmm. Seems the Greeks have destroyed themselves pretty well...

wait, we're not talking about the economy in Greece?

/

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:06 PM (/jpU8)

391 360 "Every 6.5 minutes."
Is that in standard or Daylight Savings Time?
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (/jpU



Dog years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 03:06 PM (oKE6c)

392
Those men masturbating to my pictures...

Oh, right. Telepathic rapes.

I have already telepathically raped Kate Upton and a couple of the 'Ettes today.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (JtwS4)

393 Re: Drudge / Lucianne sidebar story about early AOSHQ' s early 2000's aesthetics:

I nearly did a spit take all over my monitor when I read the blurb about all we care about is speed of loading and a functional comments section.

Posted by: My Contribution Check is Enormous at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (WKNX4)

394 The entire fake rape epidemic on campuses is the feminist tool to destroy the Greek system, which they hate.



Whereas leftists fully support Greek love.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (oKE6c)

395 Ass to ass?

Hmm. Can you diagram that?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (mo4o3)

396
"Grandma got gang-raped by the reindeer . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (CMkNk)

397 also, of course, it funds social security for illegals. because natural conservatives.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (itUWa)

398 It's not about sex. It's about feeling inadequate because you were too ugly to get into a sorority.
Posted by: zombie

Aha! I knew that it was about my mole!!!

Posted by: Becky Bugnuts (College of Arts and Crafts 20) at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (Spluw)

399 It's not about sex. It's about feeling inadequate because you were too ugly to get into a sorority.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (K4YiS)


THIS. Women just go fucking nuts when they do not get a bid. I have several nieces that totally freak out at rush.
The ugly ones with nothing to offer most butt hurt.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:08 PM (0FSuD)

400 Syrian al Qaeda using UN cars to conduct terror operations
Syrian opposition sources report Al Nusra front have taken over area along Israeli Syrian border, used UN vehicles as part of explosion attack.

-
Rosie O'Doughnut is selling her Anti-Israel artwork which is a collage of a father carrying his dead baby girl killed in Israel's vicious attack on Gaza. Only one slight problem: The picture is from Syria and the Jews didn't kill the baby, other Arabs did.

From WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 03:08 PM (XUKZU)

401 Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (K4YiS)

Its because all those women secretly wanted to date Otter...

and never got to marry Senator Blutarski...

Posted by: Wof, Big Bad, 1 ea. at December 11, 2014 03:08 PM (f0pWu)

402 Those men masturbating to my pictures...Oh, right. Telepathic rapes. I have already telepathically raped Kate Upton and a couple of the 'Ettes today.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

the telepathic junk punch was distressing.

Posted by: Blue (balls) Hen at December 11, 2014 03:08 PM (Spluw)

403 >>IT'S ABOUT FRATS.

Yup, and the bigger picture, Men.
They hate football, Boy Scouts, the military, frats - pretty much an overt expression of masculinity.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2014 03:09 PM (ABcz/)

404 But the radfem shrews push the same rape hysteria in schools without frats. It's not like they stop screaming rape once the frats shut down.

It's about hatred of men by a tiny % of psychotic feminists.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 03:09 PM (ZPrif)

405 I'm encouraged by a bi-partisan opposition (bi-partisan in that it includes the base of the majority and the actual minority) is against a big spending bill.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:09 PM (gmeXX)

406 Cosby?

Pffft.


I just raped the entire middle class- man, woman, and child.

Posted by: Johnny Boner at December 11, 2014 03:09 PM (0cMkb)

407 It's not about sex. It's about feeling inadequate because you were too ugly to get into a sorority.

-------------

No pot for you!

Posted by: Fawn Liebowitz at December 11, 2014 03:09 PM (mo4o3)

408 It's not about sex. It's about feeling inadequate because you were too ugly to get into a sorority. Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2014 03:04 PM (K4YiS) THIS. Women just go fucking nuts when they do not get a bid. I have several nieces that totally freak out at rush.The ugly ones with nothing to offer most butt hurt.
Posted by: Nip Sip

I thought that women hated being around women who were as or more attractive than themselves. WTF?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 03:10 PM (Spluw)

409 390 "It was invented to destroy the Greek system"

Hmm. Seems the Greeks have destroyed themselves pretty well...

wait, we're not talking about the economy in Greece?

/

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:06 PM (/jpU


Nah.... northern Europe has finally conquered Greece... just took the EU to EU Banksters to do it.

Posted by: Wof, Big Bad, 1 ea. at December 11, 2014 03:10 PM (f0pWu)

410 "Three out of two women are raped every hour! Look it up!"

-
Six out of two on Super Bowl Sunday.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 03:10 PM (XUKZU)

411 404 It's about hatred of men by a tiny % of psychotic feminists.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 03:09 PM (ZPrif)


This is the MO of the leftists. A tiny fraction of the country imposes itself on all of us because they control the media and too many in government - especially the unelected bureaucracies and most of the judges.

Now THAT is one gigantic actual rape culture.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 03:10 PM (CMkNk)

412
What does a degree in "gender studies" qualify you to do, save for take up space? I mean, seriously, it's not education, it doesn't improve your mind, it doesn't make you a more useful person. You might as well dig ditches, otherwise you are just another crab sucking the nutsack of society.
Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 02:57 PM (xWW96)


Work for any number of diversity departments in any number of non-profit, university and/or government offices.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 02:59 PM (mf5HN)








Unsuccessful Women's Studies major = barista

Successful Women's Studies major = Corporate HR

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2014 03:10 PM (TIIx5)

413
Does the study published by the Bureau of Justice Statistics also include the conclusion, prominently displayed: 1. Never trust a UPenn J-School grad?

Posted by: Arbalest at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (FlRtG)

414 Sabrina Rubin Erdley is not available for comment because she spending more time with her husband Ron, a long haul truck driver and their children, Ron Jr. age 7, Sabrina Jr. age 6, the twins Drew and Randall age 5 and Nevaeh* age 4. Oh, and little baby Destiny age 9 months.






*That's 'heaven' spelled backwards, awwww.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (NeFrd)

415 Completely coincidental - it is also estimated that only 0.6% of SJW's are not completely fucked in the head.

Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (VndSC)

416 Academic studies are now mostly just fodder for Narrative Journalism to chew on and spit out tumblr-worthy memes so the Left can propagandize their friends and family all day on Facebook.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (ZPrif)

417 Rapesock off

Posted by: Jaws at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (WKNX4)

418 "It's about hatred of men by a tiny % of psychotic feminists"

Wait a tic... do you mean that a tiny % of all feminists are psychotic?
'Cause I'll have to disagree with the description of "tiny." I'd go with "the vast, overwhelming majority".

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (/jpU8)

419
Okay. Time to tidy up the pad.

Later, kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (CMkNk)

420
Well, their threshold for what passes for "sexual assault" is probably quite broad.

For instance, if a male student dissents from accepting Jane Austen as some great literary social critic who exposed the 19th Century patriarchy, he just committed sexual assault.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (MgU6y)

421 Democrats aren't yet riding to Boehners rescue on the cromnibus. Instead, they're letting him twist in the wind. And they're making anti-Obama speeches from the House floor. This is either delayed Democrat post-election temper tantrums or we can expect cats to be sleeping with dogs and lions are sniffing around for the hot-looking lambs at the zoo.
Posted by: MTF

He already indicated that he'd cave. Now they're just twisting the knife, to see what more they can get before they sign.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 03:11 PM (Spluw)

422 Ace's signature attempts to link to something at the comments domain. But, 404.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 11, 2014 03:12 PM (IN7k+)

423 From what women tell me, women treat other women waaaaaay meaner than men treat them.

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:12 PM (xWW96)

424 I believe nothing that originates from government. Nothing.

Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:12 PM (XzRw1)

425 So can we trust RS to tell us which campuses are the hotbed for Co-Ed madness and general rapery? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (oDCMR)

426 Have we really gone 4 days of Rapiness without mentioning Kenny Rogers songs?

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (sV2O0)

427 So can we trust RS to tell us which campuses are the hotbed for Co-Ed madness and general rapery? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (oDCMR)

428
the telepathic junk punch was distressing.

How did you know I meant Her?

Oh. Right. We all do.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (JtwS4)

429 What does a degree in "gender studies" qualify you to do, save for take up space?
***
if you lucky, you get a job at your college as a rape awareness BS artist who then gives juicy quotes to fabulist rolling stone articles about freshman girls getting gang raped by culture.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (itUWa)

430 427 and 425 - Double Karma.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (oDCMR)

431 Democrats aren't yet riding to Boehners rescue on the cromnibus. Instead, they're letting him twist in the wind. And they're making anti-Obama speeches from the House floor. This is either delayed Democrat post-election temper tantrums or we can expect cats to be sleeping with dogs and lions are sniffing around for the hot-looking lambs at the zoo.
Posted by: MTF

He already indicated that he'd cave. Now they're just twisting the knife, to see what more they can get before they sign.

---

Boehner just wants to make it a fair fight for 2016. Give the Dems an opportunity to position themselves as the party of smaller government.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (gmeXX)

432 You will be raped.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2014 03:00 PM


But first...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 03:14 PM (knoK7)

433 >>Democrats aren't yet riding to Boehners rescue on the cromnibus. Instead, they're letting him twist in the wind.

Great. Let them pass a short term CR and then let the next Congress under complete Republican control pass the spending bills.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 03:14 PM (g1DWB)

434 Right now I think I am actually rooting for Pelosi and Warren.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:15 PM (gmeXX)

435 Ahh smells like Berlin, April 45.

Posted by: Old Ivan Rapponski at December 11, 2014 03:15 PM (bgJ0E)

436 423 From what women tell me, women treat other women waaaaaay meaner than men treat them.

-------

No. The dick makes all the difference.

Posted by: Sabrina Rudin Erdely at December 11, 2014 03:15 PM (mo4o3)

437 429
What does a degree in "gender studies" qualify you to do, save for take up space?

Gives you the creds to apply for any HR department opportunity?

Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:15 PM (XzRw1)

438 When Boehner really caves in February and March, he will blame everything on conservatives in December.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:16 PM (gmeXX)

439 Right now I think I am actually rooting for Pelosi and Warren.
Posted by: SH

I was thinking that. The dems and our leadership are doing a grand job of divide and conquer.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 03:16 PM (Spluw)

440 Also, no Dominique Strauss Kahn jokes.

We're slipping.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 03:16 PM (sV2O0)

441 I.e.: Due to word count and time limitation 3), the preceding petition could not yet ask this Court to make this community aware of the fact that these 3 decisions took SPL precedents to a much higher level of development, offering the advantages of these just mentioned 3 bullet points. This petition now does it.

To this end it presents, in Section II, just some -- but any patent professional already electrifying -- advantages of this refined claim construction: Its much higher level .) of legal safety of the CI it protects, and .) of professional efficiency of any patent expert/user working with it. Both these increased levels, induced already by this Court's Mayo decision, are now confirmed by its Biosig/Alice decisions.

Both petitions thus strive for complementary objectives: The preceding petition to making the classical claim construction ET proof by refining it, so in-creasing its legal safety and bridging the "ET divide" currently still separating this Court from the CAFC, PTO [121 S.VII], and mass of patent practitioners -- this petition to speed-up achieving broad awareness of the refined claim construction's much higher level of development, enabling increased professional efficiency and consistent/predictable SPL precedents for ET CIs.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 11, 2014 03:16 PM (e8kgV)

442 434
Right now I think I am actually rooting for Pelosi and Warren.

Go Nancy !

Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:16 PM (XzRw1)

443 Have we really gone 4 days of Rapiness without mentioning Kenny Rogers songs?

Kenny Rogers was a piker.

Posted by: Sammy Johns at December 11, 2014 03:16 PM (B/VB5)

444 Jake Sherman
Rs have told House Ds they are not renegotiating the omni. Its either this package or a 3 month CR.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 03:17 PM (g1DWB)

445 Posted by: My Contribution Check is Enormous at December 11, 2014 03:07 PM (WKNX4)

No kidding! I wanna visit the HQ that guy reads. At this point, we generally settle for the days (most of them fortunately) when the site loads *at all* and for the fact that there (usually) are comments.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 11, 2014 03:17 PM (GDulk)

446
The ugly truth is that the Republicans really don't oppose obama on...anything.

Name one.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:18 PM (MgU6y)

447 Nevaeh* age 4.

Pronounced NIVEA

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 03:18 PM (7ObY1)

448 Back in the day, as a young asst. prof., I received a survey re sexual harassment that assured me my responses would be anonymous. Had I been harassed? Had I harassed anyone? The works.


Having neither been harassed, nor harassed anyone, I felt like such a bore, and being busy, did not respond.

A week later I received a letter asking me why I hadn't returned the "anonymous" survey.

You know, the kind of anonymous survey where they know who responded and who didn't.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2014 03:18 PM (oKE6c)

449 You gotta know what to rape 'em?

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at December 11, 2014 03:18 PM (ZPrif)

450
Everyone should try a Dicken's Cider.
On a cold winter day, nothing beats a hot Dicken's Cider.
We hope you will enjoy your Dicken's Cider.

Posted by: Dicken's Cider marketing dept. at December 11, 2014 03:18 PM (wAQA5)

451 The ugly truth is that the Republicans really don't oppose obama on...anything.

Name one.

---

Many republicans and certainly those in leadership - but not all republicans.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:18 PM (gmeXX)

452 Boehner just wants to make it a fair fight for 2016. Give the Dems an opportunity to position themselves as the party of smaller government.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:13 PM (gmeXX)


THIS^^^^^


The stupid Cromnibus with it's funding of Obamacare, which everyone hates, and funding Amnesty illegals, with Social Security-

will allow the Dims to run to the right of Reps-

as they did in 2006 when they took over the House.


Boehner is either a brain-dead coward or some kind of weird blue state-quasi-Dim mole or just a corrupt POS.

Take your pick.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2014 03:19 PM (0cMkb)

453 when. I'm a gettin' old.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at December 11, 2014 03:19 PM (ZPrif)

454


okay, then, at least 218 R's, then


Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:19 PM (MgU6y)

455 Looks like Boner needs to take a blue pill. Shit is going down.


I am torn, we are getting a lot of shit in Dowd Frank drawback.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:19 PM (0FSuD)

456 A week later I received a letter asking me why I hadn't returned the "anonymous" survey.You know, the kind of anonymous survey where they know who responded and who didn't.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

Yeah. Funny how that works. We had one where you had to enter your employee ID. The chorus of screw that was epic.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 03:19 PM (Spluw)

457 W... T.... F....

is that? No math is one thing, but legal proceedings on this smart military blog?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:19 PM (/jpU8)

458 Wait, there was conservative stuff in Cromnibus?

We should start calling it Crapenibus.

Or drop the 'e' from it. That works too.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2014 03:20 PM (DT3rQ)

459 and funding Amnesty illegals, with Social Security-

----

Does it actually do this?

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:20 PM (gmeXX)

460
The ugly truth is that the Republicans really don't oppose obama on...anything.

Oh Barry. I just can't quit you.

Posted by: Brokeback Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:20 PM (Qgr71)

461 Boehner is either a brain-dead coward or some kind of weird blue state-quasi-Dim mole or just a corrupt POS.

----------

And a delicious dessert topping!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 03:20 PM (mo4o3)

462 Unsure whether they have the votes to pass a trillion-dollar federal spending package, House GOP leaders on Thursday afternoon delayed a final vote on the cromnibus.

They did so with mere hours to go until the government is set to run out of funding, and just before the House was scheduled to vote.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 03:20 PM (Zmw74)

463 Btw, the House passed a bill yesterday that will allow the NSA to record all conversations without a warrant. Voice, email, internet postings, etc...


Yay Team Republican!!!

Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:21 PM (XzRw1)

464
One day when I was working, the FSA came calling
They took turns at me, all 52% of them.

Posted by: The American Taxpayer at December 11, 2014 03:21 PM (9TK8E)

465 I've been known to enjoy my Dicken's Cider.

Posted by: Ben Dover at December 11, 2014 03:21 PM (NeFrd)

466 A 5 day Gov shutdown would be just fine with me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 03:21 PM (Zmw74)

467 FML. One of my favorite restaurants was just bought out by a bunch of Muzzies who are planning an "Islamic Cultural Awareness" (uh, sure) Center there. It's been rumored, now it is confirmed.

This can't be good. This so cannot be good.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 03:21 PM (7ObY1)

468 I am torn, we are getting a lot of shit in Dowd Frank drawback.

----

I hate Dodd-Frank, but politically it makes little sense to weaken this when it is not something that is on the country's radar and is perceived as helping Wall Street. Wall Street does not need the help. Main street does (to use a political cliche). Main Street cares about obamacare and amnesty.

This will only allow the GOP to remain the party of Wall Street.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:22 PM (gmeXX)

469 #467
Try the Halal goat. It's the bomb!

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:22 PM (/jpU8)

470 461 Boehner is either a brain-dead coward or some kind of weird blue state-quasi-Dim mole or just a corrupt POS.

----------

And a delicious dessert topping!



Boner is an alcoholic Oompa-Loompa with a persecution complex.

Top. Men. Yay, Team Republican!

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 03:23 PM (7ObY1)

471 469 #467
Try the Halal goat. It's the bomb!


The bomb is what I'm afraid of. They sure as shit ain't gonna be serving food there.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 03:24 PM (7ObY1)

472 They did so with mere hours to go until the government is set to run out of funding, and just before the House was scheduled to vote.

-----

Sounds like this sets it up for a short-term CR. Once that is done, the issue goes away for a little while. We can expect a bigger cave by Boehner in 2-3 months. No doubt the GOP's interpretation will be that the Dems have gained strength. Which is why I would have forced a shutdown now.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:24 PM (gmeXX)

473 @468

Most of the stuff we are getting is for community banks, etc. Wall St really didn't support it.



I understand what you are suggesting. Still, be have them by the balls, why let up?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:24 PM (0FSuD)

474 I hate Dodd-Frank, but politically it makes little sense to weaken this when it is not something that is on the country's radar and is perceived as helping Wall Street. Wall Street does not need the help. Main street does (to use a political cliche). Main Street cares about obamacare and amnesty. This will only allow the GOP to remain the party of Wall Street.
Posted by: SH

Well, if we aren't going to help ourselves, we might as well help Princess Running Joke

Posted by: The Stupid Party at December 11, 2014 03:24 PM (Spluw)

475 The Norwegian company Comfyballs applied to release its product into the US market earlier this year, but the country's patent office refused to trademark the term, ruling that the brand name was "vulgar".

The company was established in Scandinavia in 2013 and has since rolled out to Australia, New Zealand and the UK.

But American authorities banned it from operating under that name, finding that, "in the context of the applicant's goods... Comfyballs means only one thing - that a man's testicles, or 'balls,' will be comfortable in the applicant's undergarments.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 11, 2014 03:24 PM (e8kgV)

476 >>Does it actually do this?

It would be quite a trick since SS is part of mandatory spending and not covered in the appropriations process.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 03:25 PM (g1DWB)

477 So what would a ewok Santa look like if it went to Santa Con?



Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:25 PM (0FSuD)

478 Great. Let them pass a short term CR and then let the next Congress under complete Republican control pass the spending bills.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 03:14 PM (g1DWB)



Hey, now, that's logical and reasonable.

You know that we can't have any nice things like that.

This is the part where I rail away about how it's not exactly SMOD coming from the sky when the current CR (*insert Interpretative Dance of Rage re: not passing a budget here) runs out. I mean, that date was in the last CR *eyetwitch* that passed. It's not like the date hasn't been known for awhile.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 03:25 PM (mf5HN)

479 'She's a good hearted woman
in love with a good timin' man
and she loves him in spite of rapin' ways
which she don't understand...'

Posted by: Waylon Jennings at December 11, 2014 03:25 PM (j0Vpv)

480
Does it actually do this?
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:20 PM (gmeXX)


Yup.

It gives Social Security benefits to Obama's amnesty illegal aliens.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2014 03:26 PM (0cMkb)

481 Ok I'm going to say this as politely as I can; that RS fiction piece about the Navy rape case is utter fucking bullshit. They have no idea the effort put forth by NCIS in investigating sexual assaults. Pure bullshit the way they state that investigation went down.

Posted by: stourma at December 11, 2014 03:26 PM (hzQTZ)

482 >>Does it actually do this?

It would be quite a trick since SS is part of mandatory spending and not covered in the appropriations process.

----

We can be against amnesty, but let's not lie to ourselves about what that may or may not mean.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:26 PM (gmeXX)

483 My right heel was raped by a fat woman on a motorized shopping cart today. I'm picking up batteries in Kroger, when all of a sudden I'm nearly knocked over and by heel is hurt by a wheel.

Stupid beotch says, "Sorry. I thought you were a display."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:26 PM (FsuaD)

484 Why 1 in 5? Was 10% too low? One quarter too high?

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 03:26 PM (rwI+c)

485 Muslim culture? What is that? Does that backward shit qualify as culture? I am willing to accept the African tribe that smears cowshit in their hair to attract the beautiful flies as culture, but Muslim culture????

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (xWW96)

486 That vote for the AUMF?
Well it passed out of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and the vote was exactly according to party lines.


Menendez drafted it supposedly.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (RJMhd)

487
>>Yup.

>>It gives Social Security benefits to Obama's amnesty illegal aliens.

Really. Got a link for that?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (g1DWB)

488
Boy, this Erdely chick is really REALLY into rape. All over her publishing history:

"My boyfriend raped me in his sleep!" Men who turn sexually aggressive at night may be suffering from a disorder known as sleepsex. Cosmo talks to women who live with this puzzling and often disturbing phenomenon.

Author(s): Sabrina Rubin Erdely
Cosmopolitan. (Jan. 2002): p166.

Also -- *snore* giggity *snore*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (kdS6q)

489 Does it have to do with 5 fingers on your rape hand?

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (rwI+c)

490 Yup.

It gives Social Security benefits to Obama's amnesty illegal aliens.

----

Do you know this for certain or are you repeating things you heard? I do not think this is true. I would really like to know the true answer on this.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (gmeXX)

491 466 A 5 day Gov shutdown would be just fine with me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 03:21 PM (Zmw74

I prefer a 5 year shut down.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (/GgDU)

492 Batteries?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (mo4o3)

493 Interpretive Dance of Rage

Wat dat?



http://tinyurl.com/mv6yp3e

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (fWAjv)

494 We've had several shut downs & it didn't do any harm.
Republicans will finally look like they stand against SCOAMT EO & TFGCare!

Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 03:28 PM (sj3Ax)

495 Stupid beotch says, "Sorry. I thought you were a display."

Open a can of pickled beets on the bitch.

Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:28 PM (XzRw1)

496 488
Boy, this Erdely chick is really REALLY into rape. All over her publishing history.............


Tampax raped me!1111!!!!! Film at 11

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 03:28 PM (/GgDU)

497 6
There is a rape culture in America...the truth is getting raped on a daily basis.


The truth is getting ASS raped on a daily basis. Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Jack at December 11, 2014 03:29 PM (XhzTz)

498 485
Muslim culture? What is that? Does that backward shit qualify as
culture? I am willing to accept the African tribe that smears cowshit in
their hair to attract the beautiful flies as culture, but Muslim
culture????



Kissing your goat when you finish.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:29 PM (0FSuD)

499
'She's a good hearted woman
in love with a good timin' man
and she loves him in spite of rapin' ways
which she don't understand...'
Posted by: Waylon Jennings
...........................
He just wants a Dicken's Cider.

Posted by: Dicken's Cider marketing dept. at December 11, 2014 03:29 PM (wAQA5)

500 Muslim culture? What is that?


They wipe their asses with their left hands.


At least they're green. They're not into murdering trees for toilet paper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:30 PM (FsuaD)

501 Kissing your goat when you finish.
Posted by: Nip Sip
-----------------

The very-cultured also cover the goat's genitalia.

Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2014 03:30 PM (VndSC)

502 "Men who turn sexually aggressive at night may be suffering from a disorder known as sleepsex"

Don't tell her about "morning wood"...

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:31 PM (/jpU8)

503 They wipe their asses with their left hands.


At least they're green. They're not into murdering trees for toilet paper.

Well, at least they must keep their feet sterile.

Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:31 PM (XzRw1)

504 Muslim culture? What is that?

--------

Some of the early airliner bombs were adorned with beautiful calligraphy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 03:31 PM (mo4o3)

505 It's about hatred of men by a tiny % of psychotic feminists.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 03:09 PM (ZPrif)


Point of order: ALL feminists are psychotic. The psychos have completely taken over the term. If you are a woman who is sane, you are not a feminist. You're some other term that means what feminism USED to mean, but doesn't anymore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:32 PM (4df7R)

506
"Stupid beotch says, "Sorry. I thought you were a display.""


Jane D'Oh! is made of cardboard?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 03:32 PM (JtwS4)

507 This is why I believe, and Bill Cosby might back me up on this, that all fraternities should be required to place a big bowl of pharmaceuticals near the cloakroom. Free Quaaludes for everyone!

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2014 03:34 PM (dVmLD)

508 I am psyched. Andrew Klavan just favorited one of my tweets! I <3 Andrew Klavan. ^_^

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:34 PM (4df7R)

509 Some of the early airliner bombs were adorned with beautiful calligraphy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 03:31 PM (mo4o3)



ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR

Posted by: CM at December 11, 2014 03:34 PM (0NdlF)

510 "My boyfriend raped me in his sleep!"


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (kdS6q


Some men are just that good at being rapists. Some men can even rape you with one arm tied behind their back!

Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 03:34 PM (/Mxso)

511 I guess after you have stomped the patriarchy to death right in the balls, and then made sure no modern public school celebrates boyhood and the male child, the only left to do is blow the dogrape whistle.

If I learned anything from the left, it's that college rape does happen, except it involves student loans, and not the hoochie.

Posted by: The Humpty at December 11, 2014 03:34 PM (LRXOq)

512
Do you know this for certain or are you repeating things you heard? I do not think this is true. I would really like to know the true answer on this.

Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:27 PM (gmeXX)



Here's two sites that mention it:

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2014/12/cro

mnibus_the_1_trillion_betrayal.html


http://www.breitbart.com/Big-

Government/2014/12/08/Report-Boehner-s-Amnesty-

Omnibus-Begins-To-Fall-Apart

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2014 03:35 PM (0cMkb)

513 I am psyched. Andrew Klavan just favorited one of my tweets! I <3 Andrew Klavan. ^_^

Posted by: MWR


Very cool. He's a funny cat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2014 03:35 PM (dxTxt)

514 Jane D'Oh! is made of cardboard?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 03:32 PM (JtwS4)



You take that back!

Jane is made of awesomeness and sunshine and rainbows and unicorns and raptors.

You know, the good things in life.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

515 So what would a ewok Santa look like if it went to Santa Con?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:25 PM (0FSuD)


*****


"...he was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot..."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (NeFrd)

516 Point of order: ALL feminists are psychotic. The psychos have completely taken over the term. If you are a woman who is sane, you are not a feminist. You're some other term that means what feminism USED to mean, but doesn't anymore.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:32 PM (4df7R) What kind of women scream when confronted with huge, hairy, eight eyed arachnids?

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (xWW96)

517 "favorited one of my tweets!"

Sounds rapey. Adding that to our stats.

Posted by: Department of Wymenz justice 'n stuff at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (/jpU8)

518 Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 11, 2014 03:24 PM

Well, shit.

Posted by: Schweddy Balls, Inc. at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (knoK7)

519 Don't tell her about "morning wood"...


There's a sidebar story about "Mourning Wood".

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (IYjyY)

520 Jane is made of awesomeness and sunshine and rainbows and unicorns and raptors.



You know, the good things in life.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (mf5HN)


Made of raptors? That sounds uncomfortable.

Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (/Mxso)

521 Very cool. He's a funny cat.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2014 03:35 PM (dxTxt)


Mew? =^_^=

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (4df7R)

522 What kind of women scream when confronted with huge, hairy, eight eyed arachnids?

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (xWW96)


Normal ones. :-P lol

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (4df7R)

523 "You know, the good things in life."

Er, no

Posted by: The overplayed clip of Ahhhnold as Conan the Barbarian with "what is best in life" at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (/jpU8)

524 Ace,
I propose we begin referring to Sabrina Erderly as "Stephanie Glass".

Posted by: SGT York at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (zh7yG)

525 how about this Boehner the Orange...vote on a bill that funds the govt till the day the new guys start and no other shit till then...is that hard Captain Caveman?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (o2Jt2)

526
Made of raptors? That sounds uncomfortable.


Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (/Mxso)


Only when they start savaging the unicorns, and the unicorns have to get stabby.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (4df7R)

527
At least they're green. They're not into murdering trees for toilet paper.
.........................
We could learn a lot from these people.

Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (wAQA5)

528 >>Some men are just that good at being rapists. Some men can even rape you with one arm...


Leave my wife out of this.

Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimball at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (ixAzn)

529 What kind of women scream when confronted with huge, hairy, eight eyed arachnids?
Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (xWW96)



The best ones.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (mf5HN)

530 Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimball


That, right there, is how you sock.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 03:39 PM (5/h4Z)

531 <TWEET>

Posted by: Corgi Whistle at December 11, 2014 03:39 PM (9TK8E)

532 Considering what is at stake with this Budget Bill tonight, there is remarkably scant news out there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 03:40 PM (Zmw74)

533 "Made of raptors"

Clever girl.

Posted by: Guy with gun who lived till the last act of Jurassic Park at December 11, 2014 03:40 PM (/jpU8)

534 Normal ones. :-P lol

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM

The best ones.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM


How you doin'?

Posted by: The Face-sized Spider in MWR's Attic at December 11, 2014 03:41 PM (knoK7)

535 This thread smells like warm Boone's Farm and feet.

no wait, that's me...

Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:41 PM (Qgr71)

536 Raptors, or Rapetors?

Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 03:41 PM (xWW96)

537 ' Such Violations Slightly Below the SJWs' Favored "One in Five" Figure
6 in 1000, or 0.6%, '

No shit. When I was in college, a looong time ago, thee was a lot of irresponsible behavior from both sexes. In 4 years at a large state university I knew of exactly 1 woman who'd been raped. It was a horrible experience for her. She was afraid to walk to and from classes after dark.

I did know a couple of women who had "buyers remorse sex." They drank way too much, and had sex with a guy they barely knew who was equally drunk. The next day they felt embarrassed and ashamed, hoping they wouldn't ever run into the guy. But what they didn't do was blame the guy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2014 03:43 PM (Uqv+1)

538 What kind of women scream when confronted with huge, hairy, eight eyed arachnids?



The ones that just found out what equality really means.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 03:43 PM (/w5Mb)

539 I am the Alpha and the Omega

(of this thread. Sort of. Ok, not really, but at least I waited until now to yell FIRST!!!!)

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:44 PM (/jpU8)

540
THE DANGEROUS NEW SIDE OF DRINKING
Author(s): Sabrina Rubin Erdely
Cosmopolitan. (Apr. 2000): p238.

And that dangerous new side is -- you guessed it -- rape:

Trish awoke to hear her roommate knocking. "You're late for work," her roommate was saying. "Owen called, he wanted to make sure you were okay."

"Owen's right here," Trish answered sleepily, sensing someone next to her. She opened her eyes to find she was sharing a pillow with a total stranger. "I'm Phil," he said. "We met at that bar?" Scared out of her wits, Trish asked him what had happened. "He said we had fooled around but didn't have sex," says Trish. "Of course, since I had blacked out and had no memory of it, I had to believe him."



And then he asked me out to the rugby intramural at UVA next Saturday.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (kdS6q)

541 Comfyballs means only one thing - that a man's testicles, or 'balls,' will be comfortable in the applicant's undergarments.

-
We can't have that!

Posted by: The Society for Burlap Underwear at December 11, 2014 03:47 PM (XUKZU)

542 Some of the early airliner bombs were adorned with beautiful calligraphy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 03:31 PM (mo4o3)

The 9/11 guys all went to titty bars the week before.
I guess they were dreaming that their virgins would look like the hooks instead of their cow mothers?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:47 PM (0FSuD)

543 Unsuccessful Women's Studies major = barista



Successful Women's Studies major = Corporate HR

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2014 03:10 PM (TIIx5)


The former = performs useful, albeit minor function in society

The latter = consists of a drag on her co-workers' productivity

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (8Fl6F)

544 I think it would have been more cinema worthy if the highly successful Madame who is a devout Catholic turns out to have had a son who is a RC priest who turned out to be a Pedophile.

Yes, Sabrina wants really wants to do her witchy magic for the big screen that's for sure. It's agenda driven spectacle that matters-not facts.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (Dj3AB)

545 9
Remember the powdered drink mix Funny Face, from the 60's? They had a flavor called Goofy Grape. Okay, have at it. . .

---
YES !! Also, Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry and Choo-Choo Cherry.

I was so desperate for that stuff I would have whored myself out like a house-wife in a Sabrina Rubin Erdely story to get it.

Alas, my mom wouldn't let the stuff through the door. "It'll rot the teeth out of your head." I remember her saying.

Posted by: Joey at December 11, 2014 03:51 PM (Xv7f/)

546 Breaking news from WZ: Congressional staffers are walking out with hands raised in a hands-up-don't-shoot posture to protest Gentle Giants I and II.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 03:51 PM (XUKZU)

547 "This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent."

Damn right they wouldn't. There'd be an acre of news vans planted outside the wrong-doer's home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (Uqv+1)

548 "This is unacceptable. The press would not permit a suspected wrong-doer in any other industry to simply go radio-silent."


Can I point out again that that is precisely what Sabrina Rubin Erdeley forced the frat boys she accused in her article to do?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:53 PM (4df7R)

549 "Can I point out again "

Hey, watch where you point that thing, 'k?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (/jpU8)

550
FML. One of my favorite restaurants was just bought out by a bunch of
Muzzies who are planning an "Islamic Cultural Awareness" (uh, sure)
Center there. It's been rumored, now it is confirmed.



This can't be good. This so cannot be good.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 03:21 PM (7ObY1)


Push the management to have a giant farewell pig roast, with guests encouraged to throw the chop bones back over their shoulders, "for luck".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2014 03:57 PM (8Fl6F)

551
"Can I point out again "



Hey, watch where you point that thing, 'k?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (/jpU


Sorry, sorry. Sheesh, I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.
*points point at Rolling Stone*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 11, 2014 03:57 PM (4df7R)

552 Whew.

Just remember, they're always loaded...

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:59 PM (/jpU8)

553 "516 Point of order: ALL feminists are psychotic. The psychos have completely taken over the term. If you are a woman who is sane, you are not a feminist. You're some other term that means what feminism USED to mean, but doesn't anymore.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit "


---

Ditto that.

When I was in high school there was a really smart girl in our class who was cute as a bug's ear and sweet as could be. Made Homecoming court junior year.

Senior year, our school arranged for the local junior college to have a professor come over and offer an Intro to Psych course for college credit to some of the better students before school. I ended up in the course sitting next to aforementioned smart/cute/nice girl.

We got on the subject of Freud and penis envy and it was like someone threw a light switch in her skull. Whoa. Super offended. Militantly angry. Snarling at the Prof. Rejected the theory entirely and claimed it was a male fabrication or some such. She was never the same after that.

Saw her a couple of years later on campus at large, prestigious, mid-western state university. Fat, unshaven, vocal, active in Take Back the Night. Hardly recognized her.

That was some envy, that penis envy.

Posted by: Lou at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (Xv7f/)

554 Just to keep it facty, the 1-in-5 number is supposed to be over a typical 4-year college attendance. Since the 0.61% number is annual, if we use the same simple extrapolation, it would be 2.44% over 4 years.

I know, I know, still a fraction of the hyped figure. But we have to compare apples to apples. We, after all, are interested in the truth.

Posted by: George at December 11, 2014 05:02 PM (Lf1SB)

555 "6 in 1000, or 0.6%"

That is still 600,000 women assuming a female population of 100,000,000. But then consider that the time frame in question is 18 years. That means an average of 33,333 women a year experience sexual assault or .03% of women per year.

Posted by: wodun at December 11, 2014 05:20 PM (DD0s8)

556 The aliens did me. With tentacles. In college.

Posted by: Vince at December 11, 2014 06:32 PM (ThgIr)

557 Sabrina Erdely
1021 Lombard Street
Philadelphia PA

Posted by: Earl at December 11, 2014 06:54 PM (GfZl6)

558 554 you can't combine statistics that way to make 2.44%. If a woman has a 0.61% likelihood in her freshman year, and dodges all attacks, that does not mean that she is now double likely in the second year, if she is "lucky" for the first three years, she is now not 2.44% likely in the last year. I'm not sure what the right math is, but it's not adding up 0.61 four times.

Posted by: scottst at December 11, 2014 07:53 PM (idA6q)

559 Escort girls http://regmodels.ru

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