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Oh My God: Obama Wants AUMF From Congress, But Won't Say What He Wants In It

President Obama is a coward of impossible dimensions.

He is attempting to fight a war without alerting the public to the fact that it is a war, because he is ideologically committed to claiming that war is always a mistake, and yet for political reasons he must be seen as pretending to fight IS.

He knows he needs -- get this -- an actual resolution from Congress to fight this war. But, because of the political optics, he does not wish to be seen asking for one, nor engaging in the process of securing one.

So the Administration refuses to tell the Senate what should be in an AUMF, or what shouldn't be there. He wants them to just guess, because he is such a clownish, cartoonishly cowardly malefactor that he can't be seen to have actually sent over a memo.

This is the worst man -- not just the worst president, but the worst man -- I have ever seen in a leadership position.

Senators to Kerry: Tell Us What You Want to Fight ISIS

The administration criticizes Senate proposals to authorize force, but won't offer a plan of its own.

BY ALEX BROWN

Senators from both parties pressed Secretary of State John Kerry Tuesday on the White House's reticence to put forth a proposal for the fight against the Islamic State.

And while Kerry defended the administration's refusal to outline the confines of the conflict, he also took issue with the boundaries imposed by congressional proposals. If you didn't want Congress micromanaging the war, the senators responded, you should have told us what you wanted in the first place.

Kerry testified at a hearing of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee--which he used to chair--telling members that an Authorization for Use of Military Force should include no restrictions against the use of ground troops and should not limit operations to Iraq and Syria, as the plan proposed by committee Chairman Robert Menendez does. Though the White House does not intend to violate either of those confines, the restrictions would "preemptively bind the hands of the commander in chief" if unforeseen circumstances arose, Kerry said.

"Had the administration sent us an AUMF, maybe we would have been better versed as to what the administration seeks or does not seek," Menendez responded.

Kerry and Sen. John McCain got into a tiff over historical precedent, with McCain arguing that previous AUMFs have always moved with the impetus of the executive branch, and his longtime Senate colleague disputing that characterization. "It's got to be led by the commander in chief," McCain said. "That's how the system works." Kerry said some previous such actions have in fact originated in Congress.

...

Others were more forceful. After hearing Kerry's testimony on which congressional proposals the White House would support, Sen. Marco Rubio lamented that it had taken a hearing to garner that information. "You don't have anyone over there who could type that up real quick?" he asked.

Thus it is that a president who supposedly favors a de-escalation of war-making is seeking a "blank check" from Congress to fight whoever he likes, whenever he likes, however he might like.

Weakness in a national policy does not yield peace; weakness simply invites war unexpectedly.

Similarly, weakness in a president -- weakness, corruption, deception, softness -- does not actually result in peace, as some might expect. Weakness must always hide itself -- weakness is too cowardly to go openly into the street -- and it hides itself behind a lying mask of belligerency.

Strong nations are strong enough to dare to show an openness for peace, and strong men as well.

Craven men like Obama bring only discord, strife, and more war.

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM




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1 And Obi-Ace heard our plea!

Posted by: Penfold at December 10, 2014 01:53 PM (Fbt5B)

2

Posted by: Methos wearing Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2014 01:54 PM (A6vWB)

3 And first.

Aren't wars started by those evil christian white males?

Posted by: Penfold at December 10, 2014 01:54 PM (Fbt5B)

4 And anyone who'd bothered to read 'Dreams From My Father' in 2007 would have seen a lot - not all, but a lot - of this coming.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2014 01:54 PM (o+SC1)

5 I forgot to add corporations to my description

Posted by: Penfold at December 10, 2014 01:54 PM (Fbt5B)

6 That's unfortunate.

That comment was going to be a 'pass this AUMF to see what's in it' sockpuppet, but it went horribly horribly wrong.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2014 01:55 PM (A6vWB)

7 Nixon had a secret plan to get out of a war.

Obama has a secret plan to start one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (dxTxt)

8 We're keeping you peons in Congress in the fucking dark for your own GOOD.

Posted by: Lord Obama, Lightbringer at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (WmdxL)

9 Craven men like Obama bring only discord, strife, and more war.

----

This Ace, this a thousand times.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (A98Xu)

10 @2 - Nancy Pelosi?

Is that the new formaldehyde-and-maggot scented perfume?

One of the girls at Macy's sprayed some on my hand the other day. After that the crowds at the mall parted like the f'in Red Sea.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (o+SC1)

11 Oh My God: Obama Wants AUMF From Congress, But Won't Say What He Wants In It

********

[insert swear words the likes you have never heard of before]--he wants a "blanket" AUMF?




Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (RJMhd)

12 >>>And Obi-Ace heard our plea!

seriously i've been looking for something to post for three hours... I just couldn't find anything.

I decided I better pick something good and just put it up.

It turned out i posted a Hot Air post. There's a f***in' shock and a half.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (E+pqw)

13 he's so gutsy.

Posted by: X at December 10, 2014 01:57 PM (KHo8t)

14 This is the worst man -- not just the worst president, but the worst man -- I have ever seen in a leadership position.

I don't even consider him human.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 01:57 PM (IXrOn)

15 Just declare Obama King and have done with all these authorizations.

Posted by: Votermom at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (cbfNE)

16 Terrorism is a scourge, almost as bad as partisanship. Let's reach across the aisle and work to give our commander in chief all that he needs in order to conduct a muscular, sinewy, sweat-drenched foreign policy.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (UlJ3l)

17 ... and ace misses a perfectly good post title of "AUMFMG: The Guy's A Coward"

good analysis, though. Six years ago I told a lib friend that Obama's legacy would be to make Bush look like the reincarnation of George Washington. Now?

Obama's making Bush look like the reincarnation of Washington, Pericles, George Marshall, and Winston Churchill.
-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (4CVLy)

18 We have to declare a war to find out who we're fighting!

Posted by: EC at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (GQ8sn)

19 War? War? What's it good for?
Absolutely nuthin'!!!

Posted by: zombie leo tolstoy at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (0b722)

20 Pretending to be a peace maker while stirring the pot or neglectful inaction is evil.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (A98Xu)

21 The Republicans made me attack.

Posted by: Barry O. at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (Ua6T/)

22 Unsettling.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (XzRw1)

23 He wants it open ended enough so he can fight the real enemy. Us.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (Mxs5H)

24 This man is broken. His soul and his mind are broken. He is a very bad king.

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 10, 2014 01:59 PM (3B+O8)

25 Ace, here's a kick in the pants:

http://tinyurl.com/prunw3q

"Bank of America said 56pc of global GDP is currently supported by zero interest rates, and so are 83pc of the free-floating equities on global bourses. Half of all government bonds in the world yield less that 1pc."

Whee.

Posted by: Lord Obama, Lightbringer at December 10, 2014 01:59 PM (WmdxL)

26 @14 - in the position he's in, it really does not matter whether he's intentionally evil or just maliciously incompetent, the end result is the same.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2014 01:59 PM (o+SC1)

27 "If I have to tell you what I want... well, that's not what I want!"

Posted by: Your irrational x-wife, or our president, either one at December 10, 2014 01:59 PM (MNq6o)

28 Ahhhhh...


There's that fresh hell we've been waiting for.

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 10, 2014 01:59 PM (fWAjv)

29 McConnell and Boehner are seeking to accommodate his demands. Got to keep their powder dry.

Posted by: ejo at December 10, 2014 01:59 PM (rsGj7)

30 Remember the old days, when we said Barky couldn't hide behind "present" any more?That he'd have to stand up and make the hard decisions?

It's so hard when your illusions die.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2014 02:00 PM (zF6Iw)

31 Oh, gee, let's see...how about, "NO?" NJBHN
Does Congress have to bend over and say "Please, may I have another?" every darn time?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2014 02:00 PM (ABcz/)

32 Obama also asked Congress for a check made out to "Cash."

Posted by: brak at December 10, 2014 02:00 PM (Tj+s6)

33 Craven men like Obama
I thought Obama was a Kool man?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2014 02:00 PM (0b722)

34 Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (o+SC1)

That was supposed to be "...Pelosi's beatific visage" and the joke would have been in the comment, but I was typing too fast and hit Enter instead of the apostrophe key.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2014 02:00 PM (A6vWB)

35 Mebbe we'll finally invade Mexico! #GuessTheAUMF

Posted by: Votermom at December 10, 2014 02:01 PM (cbfNE)

36 "Present!"

Oh, we aren't voting yet?

I don't have to vote at all?

Cool. Love this job.

Posted by: President Barack Ubama at December 10, 2014 02:01 PM (LISuA)

37 I wonder what it's like to live with no principles.

Just politics and legacy as your driving force.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:01 PM (A98Xu)

38 He knows he needs -- get this -- an actual resolution from Congress to fight this war.


Since when?

Ah, I am familiar with this mindset. If you set actual goals and requirements, you will be held to account for them. If you just do some mealy mouthed attempting to achieve maximum synergy for forward thinking progress towards an integrated processes, you can't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 10, 2014 02:01 PM (mf5HN)

39 brb, dodgin' mah own draft ...

Posted by: lolBama at December 10, 2014 02:01 PM (dxTxt)

40 Thanks again, 52 percenters

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (eeAXN)

41 Val and I want the AUMF to allow us to send troops into Israel. Please add that provision.

Posted by: Samantha Power at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (LISuA)

42 cuntsy gall

Posted by: X at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (KHo8t)

43 I wonder what it's like to live with no principles.

Ask the 52% who voted for this loathsome homunculus.

Twice.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (zF6Iw)

44 He's trashed the place. I don't know who will come along to clean this up.

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (3B+O8)

45
It turned out i posted a Hot Air post. There's a f***in' shock and a half.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2014 01:56 PM (E+pqw)








*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (TIIx5)

46 Kerry testified at a hearing of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee--which he used to chair--telling members that an Authorization for Use of Military Force should include no restrictions against the use of ground troops and should not limit operations to Iraq and Syria, as the plan proposed by committee Chairman Robert Menendez does. Though the White House does not intend to violate either of those confines, the restrictions would "preemptively bind the hands of the commander in chief" if unforeseen circumstances arose, Kerry said.


Are we even sure this is about ISIL.

Could be about Iran.

We are funding $3 billion to Israel for Iron Dome and $1 billion to Jordan... while freezing raises for flag officers.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (RJMhd)

47 Obama is a power bottom, and governs as such.

Posted by: wooga at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (Dlphg)

48 McConnell and Boehner are seeking to accommodate his demands. Got to keep their powder dry.

I'm sure they'll have no problems funding hills for other people to die on.

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (A6vWB)

49 When you decide to declare war, make sure you do it with the right country.

Posted by: Lena Dunham, Undressed at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (UlJ3l)

50 I'm really not one of those people who thinks our God is a vengeful God but...

Jesus, what the hell did we do to make us deserve TFG as punishment ?

A plague of locusts would have been preferable.

Posted by: Jaws at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (WKNX4)

51 ~/ Give Him AUMF
Lots of AUMF
Just Shut Up And Give Him AUMF
Don't Fence Him In .... /~



Posted by: Cowboy Poets - a Harry Reid Joint at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (4CVLy)

52 Quick question from waaaaaay last week: did he ever sign that Amnesty EO like he announced he would, or is he still such a weasel he's just effectively doing this through policy changes at NHS?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (ABcz/)

53 cool vid.
Wish it was real time to see how long it really takes. At this power level, 30kw, it takes a while. Goal is 150kw, but this can do useful work at only 30kw.

Free Beacon @FreeBeacon
Zap! New Advanced Navy Laser Incapacitates Two Ships and A Drone With Fiery Precision goo.gl/3kl5KA pic.twitter.com/6drEMT3FEj

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (ZPrif)

54 Because he wants money he doesn't have to account for-For all we know he's actually helping ISIS by giving them funds under the table or giving funds to another militant Islamic group. He doesn't want to a war; He doesn't want to win a war. He wants to bring down America and enrich himself and some of his cronies and he's like to be idolized-PERIOD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (Dj3AB)

55 If you listen to Kerry try to rationalize why they should get AUMF and of course a blank check it's embarrassing------

Well, ummm, er, Bush did it!!

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (A98Xu)

56 So call me, Congressional Leadership, and I'll let you know what "we" need.

Posted by: ValJarJar at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (LISuA)

57 I'll never give up my blanket authorization!

Posted by: president obama van pelt at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (0b722)

58

My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.


Posted by: John McCain at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (LoIJo)

59 Belize is starting to look better everyday.

#renouncingworks

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (XzRw1)

60 Can we have a Mulligan?

Posted by: Nobel Lauriate Committee at December 10, 2014 02:03 PM (JtwS4)

61 He's going to escalate the war against Missouri.

Posted by: despair at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (dcY7v)

62 That's unfortunate.

That comment was going to be a 'pass this AUMF to see what's in it' sockpuppet, but it went horribly horribly wrong.
Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2014 01:55 PM (A6vWB)



Yes. Yes. It did.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (mf5HN)

63 Craven men like Obama bring only discord, strife, and more war.



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Posted by: 4 Horsemen at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (/Ho8c)

64

I hope Kerry quits.

I hope everyone quits this Charlatan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (IXrOn)

65 Traders must know their tip came from someone who not only knew it was secret, but got something for leaking it, the U.S. Court of Appeals in New York said. In doing so, it threw out convictions of hedge fund managers central to Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara's investigation of illicit trading at hedge funds and expert networking firms.

Level Global Investors LP co-founder Anthony Chiasson and ex-Diamondback Capital Management LLC portfolio manager Todd Newman argued their guilty verdicts should be overturned because jurors weren't told that, to find them guilty, prosecutors needed to show they knew the original source received a benefit.

The unanimous three-judge panel threw the case out "with prejudice," essentially exonerating the men and barring retrial. In doing so, it undercut the convictions of others swept up in Bharara's probe, including SAC Capital Advisors LP fund manager Michael Steinberg, whose jury received the same faulty instructions. His appeal has been delayed by the current case.

Posted by: John D Rockefeller at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (e8kgV)

66 35 Mebbe we'll finally invade Mexico! #GuessTheAUMF
Posted by: Votermom at December 10, 2014 02:01 PM (cbfNE)

********

I think Obama made a deal with Biden--Biden is in charge of foreign policy.

So my guess is--since it's Biden--it could be Canada.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (RJMhd)

67 Since when?

I'm guessing when he set the red line in Syria as an excuse to bomb ISIS' enemies and the country collectively said 'WTF, dude?'

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (A6vWB)

68
Ah, I am familiar with this mindset. If you set actual goals and requirements, you will be held to account for them. If you just do some mealy mouthed attempting to achieve maximum synergy for forward thinking progress towards an integrated processes, you can't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 10, 2014 02:01 PM (mf5HN)








You never said that you worked for my last company.....

Small world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2014 02:05 PM (TIIx5)

69 Does anyone question why the enlisted men are getting out of the service? Mine included? It's because they don't trust the CiC. Example One? This kind of crap. Who wants to fight an undefined mission?

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 10, 2014 02:05 PM (3B+O8)

70 Jesus, what the hell did we do to make us deserve TFG as punishment ?

How you doin'?

Posted by: Roe v Wade at December 10, 2014 02:05 PM (DT3rQ)

71 Beware of MABUS - US BAMa????

Posted by: Nostradamus at December 10, 2014 02:06 PM (LoIJo)

72 So is it US v. the World? Will we get a harshly worded letter from the UN at some point?

Posted by: Penfold at December 10, 2014 02:06 PM (Fbt5B)

73 You twit, Ray Mabus is the Sec. of the Navy for this administration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:07 PM (XG/1t)

74 The Senate hereby resolves that the Commander in Chief is authorized to go to other countries to fuck things up, at His imperial discretion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2014 02:07 PM (eeAXN)

75 On the bright side, it will be entertaining watching the taint licking media try and rationalize this when just a few short years ago they were going insane over Bush's actions.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:07 PM (A98Xu)

76 We are announcing sanctions against Canada later today, in retaliation for their dirty oil extraction. #FightCarbonEnergy!

Posted by: His Magnificence, Secretariat John Forbes Kerry at December 10, 2014 02:07 PM (LISuA)

77 554 544
This thread is starting to smell like old socks...

or DiFi's g-string.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 10, 2014 01:55 PM (XzRw1)



I know this is from late in the previous thread, but this was just so wrong on so many levels. Dianne and I were scissoring and that isn't a sock or G-string you smell.

Posted by: Hillary "Butch" Clinton at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (BLFGI)

78 I'm a lifelong Republican, but I feel we should respect the president's judgment. Mr. Obama has already succeeded in bringing bin Laden to justice, and his intellectual approach to military action is certainly an improvement over his predecessor.

This is no time for the extremists to politicize our national security.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (Ks4nX)

79 So is it US v. the World? Will we get a harshly worded letter from the UN at some point?


Posted by: Penfold at December 10, 2014 02:06 PM (Fbt5B)


We already have, at least in regards to domestic gadflies like fucking Ferguson.
This alleged President has done so much damage to our national and international standing, it's going to take at least a generation to recover. Maybe more.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (4df7R)

80
So is it US v. the World?

Posted by: Penfold at December 10, 2014 02:06 PM (Fbt5B)







To be fair, it's been that way since at least 1945. It's just that the rest of the world was content to let us pay for their defense.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (TIIx5)

81 They'll give it to him anyway.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (v5UtH)

82 I recall the previous AUMF conversations:

Dems: When we signed off on the Authorization for Use of Military Force for President Bush we did not authorize Bush to use military force.

Which I thought was dumb.

-

This, somehow, seems dumber.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (4CVLy)

83 >>Who wants to fight an undefined mission?

Or a friggin' disease like Ebola?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (ABcz/)

84 "blank check" from Congress to fight whoever he likes, whenever he likes, however he might like.

Yeah, that'll end well.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (zoehZ)

85 Let's see you keep it out of the ditch with that Learners Permit first Sparky.

Posted by: One Car Flea Circus at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (DL2i+)

86 I guess if you don't make clear your goals no-one can claim a failure .

Because hey, let me not be clear.

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (nqBYe)

87 I don't get it.

Posted by: Obama's deaf and dumb ears at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (1vYi0)

88 Basically Jean Francois Cary and his boss want is another Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (XG/1t)

89 No one trusts Obama to do the right thing except Chris Hayes.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (A98Xu)

90 I have determined that the American voting population is a clear and present danger to the security of democrat politicians, and hereby invoke the powers of the AUMF to subdue the whitey.

Posted by: Barack O'Stalin at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (LoIJo)

91 No confidence in this assclown. Since, like, 2008.

Posted by: Feh at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (WmdxL)

92
I am not a dictator.

So, will you cede your constitutional power to make war to me, and give me blanket authorization to use the military anywhere and for any reason that strikes my fancy?

Because you wouldn't want a dictator.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (JtwS4)

93 1600 or 2100 page monster bills. blank checks. Voice votes. Selective reporting.We're heading toward the fate of Europe; a ruling class residing over a beset middle class and an increasingly assimilated underclass.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (Spluw)

94 Kind of like declaring an executive order for amnesty for millions of illegal aliens without going to the trouble of actually writing (having someone in your office) write out an executive order for amnesty for millions of illegal aliens.

Laziest president EVER.

Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (bAGA/)

95 77 554 544
This thread is starting to smell like old socks...

or DiFi's g-string.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 10, 2014 01:55 PM (XzRw1)



I know this is from late in the previous thread, but this was just so wrong on so many levels. Dianne and I were scissoring and that isn't a sock or G-string you smell.
Posted by: Hillary "Butch" Clinton at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (BLFGI)

********

F***--there go my lunch plans.

It' the Ace of Spades Diet Unplan--now with more fiber.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:09 PM (RJMhd)

96 It turned out i posted a Hot Air post. There's a f***in' shock and a half.
Posted by: ace




Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:10 PM (SvatD)

97 On the bright side, it will be entertaining watching
the taint licking media try and rationalize this when just a few short
years ago they were going insane over Bush's actions.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:07 PM (A98Xu)


You must be seeing a different media than I'm seeing. They won't try to rationalize anything. They'll present it as a given that Obammy is right, as he is right in all things, and that anyone objecting to it is a racist hater. If you bring up their treatment of Bush they will simply say that the two situations are different, but won't actually tell you HOW they're different. Then they'll go back to saying the GOP are obstructionists pig dogs while taking turns licking Obama's anus.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:10 PM (4df7R)

98 Daddy, why do you have so many nicknames?

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2014 02:10 PM (wAQA5)

99 Question:


Just how difficult is it to write up an AUMF? I mean, come on. We all know what they always ask for, right?


Lawyers.

Guns.

Money.

Posted by: EC at December 10, 2014 02:10 PM (GQ8sn)

100 to see what's in it' sockpuppet,

The Barrel will not save you now.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2014 02:10 PM (DL2i+)

101 Just don't call it an Enabling Act.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at December 10, 2014 02:10 PM (eeAXN)

102 Anyone sense the bump to ludicrous speed?

Posted by: dogfish at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (1vYi0)

103 Craven men like Obama bring only discord, strife, and more war.



I like that word "exile" too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (IXrOn)

104 obama,"look we might have to change who we Back and change our minds multiple times throughout my presidency"

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (nqBYe)

105 Who is going to set things right?


For unto you a child is born. Unto you a son is given. And the government shall be upon His shoulders.

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (3B+O8)

106 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:10 PM (4df7R)

----

So we agree they are taint lickers?

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (A98Xu)

107 The MSM will do cartwheels to justify it. Just like Bubba Clinton's air campaign and ground troops in what was Yugoslavia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (XG/1t)

108 Obama: Putting the MF in AUMF

Posted by: Shoutingboy at December 10, 2014 02:12 PM (Jx1eY)

109 I know this is from late in the previous thread, but this was just so wrong on so many levels. Dianne and I were scissoring and that isn't a sock or G-string you smell.
Posted by: Hillary "Butch" Clinton




Smells like..........burnt hair and wax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:12 PM (SvatD)

110 108 Obama: Putting the MF in AUMF
Posted by: Shoutingboy at December 10, 2014 02:12 PM (Jx1eY)

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Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:12 PM (A98Xu)

111 what i heard from an obama supporter a couple f weeks ago.

He is so mch better than Bush He doesn't just strke everything He deliberates His actions in a study and clear manner.

not kidding!

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:12 PM (nqBYe)

112 So we agree they are taint lickers?

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (A98Xu)


Wholeheartedly. *nod!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:12 PM (4df7R)

113 86 I guess if you don't make clear your goals no-one can claim a failure .

Because hey, let me not be clear.
Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (nqBYe)

********

Really good point although if the media doesn't report it--does anyone know?

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:12 PM (RJMhd)

114 So the AUMF would use money to lure in the lawyers who then shoot guns. Might wanna tell the lawyers to not stand in a circle. Or not.

Posted by: Penfold at December 10, 2014 02:13 PM (Fbt5B)

115 A riot is an ugly thing, and I think it's just about time that we had one.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2014 02:13 PM (9TK8E)

116 So we agree they are taint lickers?




Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:13 PM (SvatD)

117 Yes, other than people like us who frequent news sites, who is going to know?

Since I don't watch TV news of any kind, has this been covered at all?

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:14 PM (A98Xu)

118

Washing his hands of the stink, kinda like

Boehner Blames McConnell for Funding Strategy (nro/corner).

Pass the buck.

Point the finger.

There's plenty of blame to go around.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 02:14 PM (IXrOn)

119 we might have to change who we Back and change our minds multiple times throughout my presidency
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Some would use such a policy to maintain a balance of power or to make sure a conflict continues. We will do so to make sure 'our' side (whoever it may be) never wins. That might mean we would win and we can't have that.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2014 02:14 PM (z27Ny)

120 Ah, leadership.

Posted by: CM at December 10, 2014 02:14 PM (0NdlF)

121 anyhoo, I suppose Obama dosn't actually know what money will be needed and who will get the contracts

is Feinsteins husband still available to help with this ?

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:14 PM (nqBYe)

122 However, it is consistent with obama's Perpetual Campaign Against That Government Over There.

He loves dipping into that well often because he's playing off the ignorance of the populace. He's just waiting to blame the GOP in his 'stubbornness' - 'not working together' - 'bipartisan' bullshit routine.

The press won't hold his feet to the fire, so he's taking the easist route of doing nothing and blaming the GOP for the inevitable fallout.

Raging Jackass: The Obama Story

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2014 02:14 PM (dxTxt)

123 L'Etat, c'est moi.

Posted by: King Obama at December 10, 2014 02:15 PM (lN8KC)

124 Make no mistake: This is a war for oil. Blood for oil, so Barry's OPEC buddies continue to get paid.

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2014 02:15 PM (UzPAd)

125 Excellent post, ace.

Rush mentioned on his show today: Thomas Sowell's greatest fear is that Iran will get nukes ... use them on us ... and Obama will surrender. Made my blood run cold, because it's very believable

Posted by: RoxyDoxy at December 10, 2014 02:15 PM (33Tvs)

126 Based on my experience, you shouldn't give a narcissist unchecked power

Posted by: Baron Von Hindenburg at December 10, 2014 02:16 PM (LoIJo)

127 Notice that Kerry said to wait until the new Senate is in, so they can later blame Republicans for letting Obama go to war

Posted by: Code Pink at December 10, 2014 02:17 PM (e8kgV)

128 Based on my experience, you shouldn't give a narcissist unchecked power
Posted by: Baron Von Hindenburg

I thought that he liked me.

Posted by: zombie Ernst Rohm at December 10, 2014 02:17 PM (Spluw)

129 Iran will get nukes ... use them on us ... and Obama will surrender. Made my blood run cold, because it's very believable
Posted by: RoxyDoxy at December 10, 2014 02:15 PM

sss justice my friend. someone fair as Iran is should get a shot at the unfair practices of the west.

and the jews, but hey .

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:17 PM (nqBYe)

130 Affirmative Action has consequences.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2014 02:17 PM (F6VhJ)

131 and Obama will surrender. Made my blood run cold, because it's very believable

Posted by: RoxyDoxy at December 10, 2014 02:15 PM (33Tvs)



unpossible... I have already counseled him to preemptively surrender

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at December 10, 2014 02:17 PM (LoIJo)

132
AUMF??

Thats not how you spell Stuttering ClusterFcuk of a Miserable Failure!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:18 PM (NaV4z)

133
Why didn't the Republicans ask the same question that Democrats always ask?:

Where's the exit strategy?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 10, 2014 02:18 PM (RcpcZ)

134 66% of Blacks Say Race A Factor In Death of Garner, Just 23% of Whites Agree ...

Can we get rid of this ass-clown of a POTUS if we can make his poll numbers bad enough ?
While were at it, perhaps we can poll 9/11 away too .. including the deaths

Posted by: Gallup Horsee at December 10, 2014 02:18 PM (e8kgV)

135 105 Who is going to set things right?


For unto you a child is born. Unto you a son is given. And the government shall be upon His shoulders.

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 10, 2014 02:11 PM (3B+O

Thank you for the reminder. I am ragestroking over the events of the last couple of days, and kind of yelling at the Almighty as to why this is in His plan. But it is, and He has it in hand, whether we can see it or not.

So I am baking Christmas cookies (yum, snickerdoodles!!) and deciding that the best course of action for me is to pray very hard that Dear Leader has a true come to Jesus moment. Maybe then, we will have some relief.

I will also ask that y'all praying types remember our diplomats overseas. It's going to be really rough over the next couple of weeks, and after Benghazi, I don't think the current powers that be will care about helping them. Pray especially for the Marine Security Guards. They have a tough job, with ridiculous constraints put on them. And they are young guys and gals, who have to take on extraordinary decision making. They don't get nearly the support and admiration that they deserve.

Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2014 02:18 PM (bAB8f)

136 Also, the Mary and Joseph story? Totes about undocumented maids and garden pickers. Why? Because I said so! It's good to be me.

Posted by: Oblahblah at December 10, 2014 02:18 PM (yRwC8)

137 anyway, i am curious why we need funds ?

as far as i can tell the world is peaceful because of Baraks social justice.

Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:19 PM (nqBYe)

138 Our passive-aggressive dictatorial tyrant.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2014 02:19 PM (L2xDv)

139 That was President Paul von Hindenburg... just before he croaked.

But yeah Gulf of Tonkin all over again. "To protect American interests and to assist allies in repelling aggression, Congress grants..."

War without End - Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst, Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:19 PM (XG/1t)

140 Just for entertainment value, I hope the eventual AUMF requires TFG to issue a "Red Line" warning before surrendering.

Posted by: MTF at December 10, 2014 02:19 PM (LISuA)

141

This, while the Treasury is handing out survival kits.

interesting times

The nation is on the verge.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (IXrOn)

142 Kerry and Sen. John McCain got into a tiff over historical precedent, with McCain arguing that previous AUMFs have always moved with the impetus of the executive branch, and his longtime Senate colleague disputing that characterization. "It's got to be led by the commander in chief," McCain said. "That's how the system works." Kerry said some previous such actions have in fact originated in Congress.

McCain's concerns were shared on both sides of the aisle. "I am sad that we haven't been able to work with you to craft something together," said Sen. Barbara Boxer. "I don't think we should put this off. I've gotta go on record."



I think the writer at National Journal is wrong when he thinks Babs --"shares" concerns. Babs would give Obama the AUMF, at least that's what the quote sounds like.

I get that Kerry, McCain and then Babs babbling would get confusing.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (RJMhd)

143 Strong words from the Ewok.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (F6VhJ)

144 AUMF??



Thats not how you spell Stuttering ClusterFcuk of a Miserable Failure!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:18 PM (NaV4z)


No, but it IS how you abbreviate "An Unwanted Mother Fucker."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (4df7R)

145 Who is going to set things right?


For unto you a child is born. Unto you a son is given. And the government shall be upon His shoulders.
Posted by: grammie winger




God, MOAR Old Testament smiting please?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (SvatD)

146 If you could authorize certain payments to terrorists as "totes not ransom money," that would be super, thanks.

Posted by: Boone at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (4PNnf)

147 Our passive-aggressive dictatorial tyrant.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2014 02:19 PM (L2xDv)



ha ha ha

you said 'dic'

Posted by: Beavis Biden at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (LoIJo)

148 He knows he needs -- get this -- an actual resolution from Congress to fight this war. But, because of the political optics, he does not wish to be seen asking for one, nor engaging in the process of securing one.

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Annnnnnddddd...... if (if??? who we kidding.... WHEN) when things go South..... he get to point the blame at the newly minted Republican Congress.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (NaV4z)

149 We need an AUMF of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors.

Posted by: John Kerry at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (qyomX)

150 I get that Kerry, McCain and then Babs babbling would get confusing.





Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (RJMhd)


The rattling of all those dentures is enough to drive anyone mad.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (4df7R)

151 The era of the shitweasel is upon us. We are ruled by shitweasels. I am dog tired of the mewlings of shitweasels.

Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (xWW96)

152 I wonder what shelf Obama placed his Peace Prize on?

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (A98Xu)

153 No, but it IS how you abbreviate "An Unwanted Mother Fucker."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (knoK7)

154 anyway, i am curious why we need funds ?

as far as i can tell the world is peaceful because of Baraks social justice.
Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:19 PM (nqBYe)


hehe

Especially after we release a partisan torture report to the world.

JC, these people are insanely dangerous. Deranged and unhinged.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (IXrOn)

155 @152 - right next to the pill bottle that contains his testicles.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2014 02:22 PM (o+SC1)

156 Don't give him an AUMF give him a Declaration of War.
Watch him squirm with that.

Posted by: Iblis at December 10, 2014 02:22 PM (9221z)

157 "He wants it open ended enough so he can fight the real enemy. Us.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 10, 2014 01:58 "

"Val and I want the AUMF to allow us to send troops into Israel. Please add that provision.

Posted by: Samantha Power at December 10, 2014 02:02 PM (LISuA) "

"fapfapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: 4 Horsemen at December 10, 2014 02:04 PM (/Ho8c) "

You seem to have covered the main points, so there's not much more I could add.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2014 02:22 PM (OCcU9)

158 At this point I get the feeling that Cary, McManiac, and Babs all share the same ossified marble.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:22 PM (XG/1t)

159 AoSHQ - 1. come for the smart commentary. 2. Stay for the pithy comments. 3. We're fucked. I can't do 2 more years of this.

Posted by: duke at December 10, 2014 02:22 PM (ChY2Q)

160 2016 elections??? How could I allow that to happen when I'm still cleaning up Bush's mistakes

Posted by: Barack O'Stalin at December 10, 2014 02:23 PM (LoIJo)

161

They are literally laying down the Blame Bush carpet preemptively. Something is coming. And, they are preparing to blame Bush.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 02:23 PM (IXrOn)

162 Dang it, meant to edit the bad language. Apologies.

Posted by: duke at December 10, 2014 02:23 PM (ChY2Q)

163 I will NOT be surprised if the Democrats blow up the Capitol and then blame the TEA party.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 10, 2014 02:23 PM (V70Uh)

164 The rattling of all those dentures is enough to drive anyone mad.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 02:21 PM (4df7R)

********

LOL!

That threesome is just scary as hell.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:23 PM (RJMhd)

165 The rattling of all those dentures is enough to drive anyone mad.



Sounds like castanets on May 5th.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:24 PM (SvatD)

166 Except castanets are rhythmic...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:24 PM (XG/1t)

167 They are literally laying down the Blame Bush carpet preemptively. Something is coming. And, they are preparing to blame Bush.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

If so, it'll roll out during the Christmas document dump, or after the new Congress is sworn in.

Posted by: zombie Ernst Rohm at December 10, 2014 02:24 PM (Spluw)

168 I plan to invade England.

Posted by: Preezy O'Coward at December 10, 2014 02:24 PM (0cMkb)

169 You have to sign the AUMF to find out what's in it.

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:24 PM (MMC8r)

170
The New York Times editorialized against this. The New. York. Times.

The delay {until the next session}also means that President Obama will continue to conduct the war in Iraq and Syria under an outdated 2001 authorization, without explicit approval by Congress and without the necessary limitations that the committee chairman, Robert Menendez, Democrat of New Jersey, and two other members, Tim Kaine, Democrat of Virginia, and Rand Paul, Republican of Kentucky, have urged.

So, I would like vaguely worded unilateral power, but I'll keep using the old ambiguous power in the meantime.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2014 02:25 PM (JtwS4)

171 @50 Jesus, what the hell did we do to make us deserve TFG as punishment ?
------------------

Quite literally?

We (or rather, a majority of voters) voted him into office.

The people in a representative government are responsible for their own leaders. In an authoritarian government (whether a monarchy, a dictatorship, or what have you), the leader is ultimately responsible. But when the population picks the leader, they're the ones responsible.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:25 PM (UWFpX)

172 Also, it'd be great if the AUMF would only be in force if TFG gives up golf while soldiers are in combat.

Posted by: MTF at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (LISuA)

173 Well how about some music, DJ Usagi has the beats...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/selection-du-weekend-117-19.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (XG/1t)

174 Strong words from the Ewok.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (F6VhJ)


That's when we hug him closer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (IXrOn)

175 Jesus, what the hell did we do to make us deserve TFG as punishment ?

The same thing the local assholes did here; support a venal, dinhonest jabbering crook.

We're all Delawareans now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (Spluw)

176 Helter Skelter baby, Helter Skelter... me and my new queen are ready to swoop in and take control

Posted by: Charles Manson at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (LoIJo)

177 Is the committee chairman the same Bob Menendez that was accused of sleeping with underage prostitutes? If so, then it looks like even the Dem Senators might not be willing to put up with Obama's waffling on this point.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (UWFpX)

178 We have the government we deserve. That means we are some sorry fucks, for certain.

Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (xWW96)

179 He wants it open ended enough so he can fight the real enemy. Us.


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Plus by lube for the progressive officer's club.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (XUKZU)

180 Sounds like castanets on May 5th.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:24 PM



Ah, yes, sinco de quatro. I know it well, olé

Posted by: Beary Obama at December 10, 2014 02:26 PM (bAGA/)

181 Perpetual Campaign. Forever War.

If you can't tell who the enemy is, it's probably you.

Posted by: Roe v Wade at December 10, 2014 02:27 PM (DT3rQ)

182 Welp, he's brought world peace, guess those ocean waters have started to recede and also something, something really stupid.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:27 PM (A98Xu)

183 Rush mentioned on his show today: Thomas Sowell's greatest fear is that Iran will get nukes ... use them on us ... and Obama will surrender. Made my blood run cold, because it's very believable

Posted by: RoxyDoxy


Not us. Israel.

The multi-decade campaign to make Israel into a pariah wasn't accidental. It's entirely generated in order to excuse a large-scale attack on Israel. Iran would become the defacto Caliphate from then on out. No amount of Saudi money would be able to overcome that.

Also, I'm convinced if, GF, Israel is hit with something, most of the Euro countries will only sniff and insist that their be no retaliation.

An attack on the US wouldn't have the same effect. Even our lukewarm allies like France were upset after 9/11.

Further, Obama would have to resign if we got hit. Oh sure, he would first give a few declarative speeches, huffing and puffing, but he would end up putting off any kind of counter-strike and hork up a bunch of stupid excuses. Not even the MSM would be able to paper over that kind of impotence. DC would suddenly become home to several million new inhabitants that would convince Herr Dick-tater to leave the country.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2014 02:27 PM (dxTxt)

184 If he gets just a little more power and acts a bit more indiscriminately, Obama could be an HOA president.

I'm beginning to like this guy...

Posted by: jwest at December 10, 2014 02:27 PM (vwlGK)

185 Stealth genocide sock, begone. (Would that its namesake and the attitudes that birthed it would follow.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 10, 2014 02:28 PM (DT3rQ)

186 Iran gets nukes and gets green lighted to use them on Israel.

Posted by: ejo at December 10, 2014 02:28 PM (rsGj7)

187 174 Strong words from the Ewok.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2014 02:20 PM (F6VhJ)

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My favorite posts.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:28 PM (A98Xu)

188 For all of you who still think he is a deep-level mastermind with an umpteen point plan for anything - this is the latest example of what he really is. He has preferences, but no plan, is easily distracted by events he tries to spin/ride as they come along, and has neither convictions nor courage. Seven year olds have a longer attention span than this guy and are much more decisive and constant. Teenage girls are more emotionally stable.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 10, 2014 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

189 Yes, Barry. We need to get a battle going on the streets, even if it means pitting the SJW crowd against Code-pink in a battle for prime protesting positions...

Posted by: Bill Ayers at December 10, 2014 02:28 PM (LoIJo)

190 They will do it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:28 PM (uEl/R)

191 Oh, and...

"Senate Republicans reject joining with President Obama to fight ISIS terrorists. News at 11."

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:29 PM (UWFpX)

192 >>Is the committee chairman the same Bob Menendez that was accused of sleeping with underage prostitutes? If so, then it looks like even the Dem Senators might not be willing to put up with Obama's waffling on this point.

Soon to be ex-chariman thanks to Obama. Funny thing about Obama's popularity, it was only there when he was helping Dems get elected.

So we can add Menendez to a growing list of Dems who are moving away from the God King.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2014 02:29 PM (g1DWB)

193 Also, I'm convinced if, GF, Israel is hit with something, most of the Euro countries will only sniff and insist that their be no retaliation.

The mewling quims better hope the Mossad doesn't know who helped them get it, or some of that sweet payback might head towards them...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 10, 2014 02:29 PM (DT3rQ)

194 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2014 02:27 PM (dxTxt)



This.

Israel is the ultimate target.

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 10, 2014 02:29 PM (3B+O8)

195 "An Unwanted Mother Fucker."

--

TFG is a SCOAUMF

Posted by: @votermom at December 10, 2014 02:30 PM (MvWlJ)

196 I saw Discord, Strife and More War open for Earth, Wind and Fire in the Tacomadome back in '72.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 10, 2014 02:31 PM (+lsX1)

197 Teenage girls are more emotionally stable.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 10, 2014 02:28 PM (hLRSq)



You neglect the intellect and inherent evil of his puppet master

Posted by: Bill Ayers at December 10, 2014 02:31 PM (LoIJo)

198 During SotU Emperus Barackus is gonna pull a Gladiator

ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED?! ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED!?!?


Yeah Barky, you're tough there bud.

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 10, 2014 02:31 PM (fWAjv)

199 134
66% of Blacks Say Race A Factor In Death of Garner, Just 23% of Whites Agree ... Everything

Posted by: Gallup Horsee at December 10, 2014 02:18 PM (e8kgV)



FIFY.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2014 02:31 PM (zoehZ)

200 Does anyone know what happened to the RUMORED sanctions against Israel?

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:31 PM (A98Xu)

201
Dear President Obama....


If you are intent on ushering in the Burning Times..... please just be honest about it and get it over with. Now rather than later. I would prefer if we are going to do this.... I would rather not live by Thunnderdome Rules when im in my seventies.

Cordially,

fixerupper

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:31 PM (NaV4z)

202 It's entirely generated in order to excuse a large-scale attack on Israel. Iran would become the defacto Caliphate from then on out. No amount of Saudi money would be able to overcome that.
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That assumes Iran's weapons would work, Israel would not retaliate with nuclear weapons, Saudi Arabia's money has not purchased nuclear weapons for their missiles to retaliate with, and that Pakistan would be ready to accept Iranian leadership. Likely?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (z27Ny)

203 I'm guess Barry is going to beg for a missile reentry procedure again tonight.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (LoIJo)

204 God, MOAR Old Testament smiting please?
--
I agree with the sentiment but am reminded of something, I think in Isaiah warning that we should not be eager for the day of the Lord as it will [be unpleasant for all involved].

Speculating on my response to AtC earlier, are they sussing about the sepcificty of the AUMF maybe because they still want to bomb Assad for some reason?

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (A6vWB)

205 If Israel were hit, Iran would be hit immediately. As well as a lot of places throughout the ME. Iran's status as the throne of the Caliphate would be short-lived.

Israel has a much bigger arsenal than Iran could unveil.

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (MMC8r)

206 Oh - and this is why I am not getting too worked up over his "amnesty". He won't sign an executive order, he'll just set forth his prfferences in a memo. A memo which may or may not get followed as it really has no force of anything, provides no real guidance for how bureaucrats are to act, will not be consistently applied since no one knows what they are to be consistent with, and will not satisfy his Leftist base, the business community, the bureaucracy, and the Hispanic supremacy types.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (hLRSq)

207 I'm with grammie winger and moki. Prayer and Christmas cookies.
I can't take any more of this news right now.Peace out.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (ABcz/)

208 @50 Jesus, what the hell did we do to make us deserve TFG as punishment ?

Cowardly "opposition" party leaders keep getting elected.

Imagine if instead of the Orange Worm and Turtle-

we had the Republican equivalent of Tip O'Neill as Speaker.

He fought Reagan to a standstill on several issues-

mostly by saying "That bill is dead in the House" and then sticking to his word.


Obama was always going to be a worthless commie retard leading a party of worthless commie retards.

It was up to the Republicans to restrain him whenever and wherever they could, but instead-

the Party of invertebrate Cowards enables them.

That's what we did as a nation - produce no resolute men of principle.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (0cMkb)

209 I saw the Mewling Quims open for... oh never mind.

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye, now with less white privilege! at December 10, 2014 02:32 PM (ucB75)

210 If you were to tell someone he was a special snowflake all his life, this is the kind of president he would become.

Posted by: Null at December 10, 2014 02:33 PM (xjpRj)

211 169 You have to sign the AUMF to find out what's in it.
Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:24 PM (MMC8r)

*********

It's the Tootsie Roll Lollipop Presidency.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:33 PM (RJMhd)

212 Time for another Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe two.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:33 PM (oKE6c)

213 There is a reason we've never seen a law review, his grades, or anything else from Obama's illustrious academic career.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:33 PM (A98Xu)

214 When it all goes south, Obama wants to be able to blame congress for the AUMF, he takes ownership of nothing.

Posted by: Bill at December 10, 2014 02:33 PM (JMNQR)

215 If Israel were hit, Iran would be hit immediately. As well as a lot of places throughout the ME. Iran's status as the throne of the Caliphate would be short-lived. Israel has a much bigger arsenal than Iran could unveil.
Posted by: ---

This scares me the most, and it should scare the ME. If Israel thinks it's losing, why wouldn't they unleash what they had on the maximum number of targets? Everyone in the ME is a potential target.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2014 02:34 PM (Spluw)

216 Governor Abbott, we hereby declare you President of the Reformed Republic of Texas

Posted by: Texas Legislature at December 10, 2014 02:34 PM (LoIJo)

217 AUMF for SCOAMF.

How poetic.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 10, 2014 02:34 PM (cF5pp)

218 So my guess is--since it's Biden--it could be Canada.

If I were Iceland, I'd be concerned.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 10, 2014 02:35 PM (0HooB)

219 16 Terrorism is a scourge, almost as bad as partisanship. Let's reach across the aisle and work to give our commander in chief all that he needs in order to conduct a muscular, sinewy, sweat-drenched foreign policy.
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (UlJ3l)




You left out "robust," the Commie honorific du jour.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:35 PM (oKE6c)

220 Oh, stop fretting so much.

The GOP won't let Obama do anything bad.

Silly rabbits.


Posted by: eman at December 10, 2014 02:35 PM (MQEz6)

221 Governor Abbott, we hereby declare you President of the Reformed Republic of Texas
Posted by: Texas Legislature



Secession FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:35 PM (SvatD)

222 18 We have to declare a war to find out who we're fighting!
Posted by: EC at December 10, 2014 01:58 PM (GQ8sn) [/i[



We've always been at war with Eastasia, comrade.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:36 PM (oKE6c)

223 That assumes Iran's weapons would work, Israel would not retaliate with nuclear weapons, Saudi Arabia's money has not purchased nuclear weapons for their missiles to retaliate with, and that Pakistan would be ready to accept Iranian leadership. Likely?

Amazingly yes. Just because it's the plan doesn't mean the malignant retards thought it through.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 10, 2014 02:37 PM (DT3rQ)

224 Why?



Nunya.

Posted by: Barry O. at December 10, 2014 02:37 PM (LA7Cm)

225 213 There is a reason we've never seen a law review, his grades, or anything else from Obama's illustrious academic career.
Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:33 PM (A98Xu)




Ooh, ooh, I know, I know! (waving hand furiously)

Because he's a dolt?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:37 PM (oKE6c)

226 As long as no one says anything negative about Obama's kids' poor behavior I'm good. All else is non news.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (A98Xu)

227 @188 For all of you who still think he is a deep-level mastermind with an umpteen point plan for anything - this is the latest example of what he really is. He has preferences, but no plan, is easily distracted by events he tries to spin/ride as they come along, and has neither convictions nor courage. Seven year olds have a longer attention span than this guy and are much more decisive and constant. Teenage girls are more emotionally stable.
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What I'm concerned about is who might be manipulating him. Whether ValJar or someone else, it's possible that someone is pulling puppet strings to reach a desired outcome. And everything else is being ignored. That would set up a situation in which Obama generally looks foolish and disinterested, masking the fact that a few key actions are in fact highly focused on a particular (and probably malevolent) outcome.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (UWFpX)

228 Of course, any AUMF can't not target black men

Posted by: Michael Brown at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (e8kgV)

229 Because he's a dolt?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:37 PM (oKE6c)

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Please move up to the front of the class, Jay, where you can be an example to the other students.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (A98Xu)

230 He is attempting to fight a war without alerting the public to the fact
that it is a war, because he is ideologically committed to claiming that
war is always a mistake, and yet for political reasons he must be seen
as pretending to fight IS.
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All of this from a guy who couldn't even manage to win an Olympics bid for Chicago.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (JBggj)

231 I can't tell you how pleased I am that this shit stain is my husband's boss. I think the Military Times should have lead with this as the reason for the terrible morale in the Armed Forces.

Posted by: no good deed at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (w3a0Z)

232 The actual reason to have a nuclear bomb is so that you don't use it.

Iran would want the bomb as leverage to make itself the defacto ruler of the region.

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:39 PM (MMC8r)

233 Too bad there's not a co-equal branch of government with the power to hold the SCOAMF accountable for this bullshit. Of wait...there is, but they don't want to be bothered because most of them are just as weak and deceptive and cowardly.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 10, 2014 02:39 PM (RMOpc)

234 Also, any AUMF can't not target womyn

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 10, 2014 02:39 PM (e8kgV)

235 The next three years are going to be interesting as Obama and the Democrats in Congress start really fighting with each other. Harry Reid kept things from going through teh Senate, kept them off of the president's desk so he wouldn't have to veto them. Now he will, and he will be vetoing things passed with Democrat support, and that will be ticking those Democrats off. I look forward to the savaging that is coming down the road in the next six months.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 10, 2014 02:39 PM (hLRSq)

236 Also, the AUMF can't not target Muslims

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (e8kgV)

237 @14 - in the position he's in, it really does not
matter whether he's intentionally evil or just maliciously incompetent,
the end result is the same.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2014 01:59 PM (o+SC1)


"Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

Not mine, but worth repeating.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (8Fl6F)

238 "That's what we did as a nation - produce no resolute men of principle."

We did.

And then we were told they could never be elected because they were theistic racist rapists. We didn't believe it, but Hollywood and the MSM did.

The RNC followed suit, naturally.

Mm, mm, them sweet federal dollahs.

Posted by: Feh at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (WmdxL)

239 The actual reason to have a nuclear bomb is so that you don't use it.

Iran would want the bomb as leverage to make itself the defacto ruler of the region.
Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:39 PM (MMC8r)



Iran wants the bomb to use it to bomb Tel Aviv.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

240 All of this from a guy who couldn't even manage to win an Olympics bid for Chicago.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (JBggj)

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Ja ja ja ..... You know vhat ze diffrence between me and your current prezidnt iz????????



Zey gave ME an Olympics!!!

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (NaV4z)

241 All of this from a guy who couldn't even manage to win an Olympics bid for Chicago.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (JBggj)

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I'm going to play the youtube of the dummies in Chicago when they learn they've been eliminated. What a mood booster. Thanks.

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (A98Xu)

242 The actual reason to have a nuclear bomb is so that you don't use it.
Iran would want the bomb as leverage to make itself the defacto ruler of the region.
Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:39 PM (MMC8r)
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Like Israel and Pakistan Lite?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (z27Ny)

243 @204 Speculating on my response to AtC earlier, are they sussing about the sepcificty of the AUMF maybe because they still want to bomb Assad for some reason?
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This is a suspicion of mine, and has been ever since the president officially started to talk tough about fighting ISIS. I noted that his initial pronouncements were suspiciously open-ended, particularly where targets in Syria were concerned, and suspect that he still wants to take down Assad. Congress shot down his first attempt, but I suspect that he's trying to make another go at it.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:41 PM (UWFpX)

244 The AUMF can't not target looters .. err .. 'undocumentd shoppers'

Posted by: Five Finger Freddie at December 10, 2014 02:41 PM (e8kgV)

245 The AUMF should authorize him to fight ISIS solely with his pen and his phone.

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

246 Due to recent events in DC that are beyond my control, I decided to buy a new car.


http://tinyurl.com/npbogjg


Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 10, 2014 02:41 PM (XzRw1)

247 I agree. If he weren't so consistently incompetent, I'd be happy to roll my eyes sometimes.

He gets no pass from me.

Posted by: Feh at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (WmdxL)

248 Iran wants the bomb to use it to bomb Tel Aviv.
Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 10, 2014 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

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Yup.... google up "usher in the 13th Immam". They WANT the end times.

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (NaV4z)

249 The AUMF can't not target illegals .. err .. 'undocumented immigrants'

Posted by: Luis V. Gutierrez at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (e8kgV)

250 Uh, Valerie, uh, uh, what box am I supposed to check? Can't I watch TV first?

Posted by: Low Information President at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (UlJ3l)

251 can the senate Repubs filibuster the cromnibus now?

Posted by: mallfly at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (bJm7W)

252 The AUMF should authorize him to fight ISIS solely with his pen and his phone.
Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:41 PM (MMC8r)
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The Great Hashtag War!

Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (z27Ny)

253 At least I gota cookie and pat on the head from Valerie when I got back to the White House. Good times.

Posted by: John "Frenchie" Kerry at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (OD2ni)

254 An entire administration left without even a single feck.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (BZAd3)

255 You neglect the intellect and inherent evil of his puppet master
Posted by: Bill Ayers at December 10, 2014 02:31 PM (LoIJo)


What intellect and what competence? I have yet to see any displayed, Bill "Oooops" Ayers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

256 Please move up to the front of the class, Jay, where you can be an example to the other students.
Posted by: seems legit
We are so hitting him in the back of the head with spitballs.

Posted by: morons in the back of the classroom at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (Spluw)

257 That assumes Iran's weapons would work, Israel would not retaliate with nuclear weapons, Saudi Arabia's money has not purchased nuclear weapons for their missiles to retaliate with, and that Pakistan would be ready to accept Iranian leadership. Likely?

Posted by: RioBravo


My uneducated scenario is like this: an attack won't come with an obvious or, rather, an immediately known signature. It's not going to come atop a missile from downtown Tehran. There will be a few days or a week before Israel identifies the exact point of origin with 99.99% accuracy.

In that pause, there will be a lot of international idiocy being spewed, "don't retaliate," etc.

The Saudis may have some nasty hardware but if Iran strikes a coup and the Saudis then strike Iran, it would make it appear as if the Saudis are retaliating on behalf of Israel.

Chances of that happening: 0.00% repeating into infinity.

That is not to say they will accept Iran as the islamic overlords, but any immediate action to interrupt Iran would have to be covert or come from the US.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2014 02:42 PM (dxTxt)

258 Watch. The repubs will cave and give him what he wants on the terms he wants them. And Ogumbe knows it.

Posted by: Soona at December 10, 2014 02:43 PM (8SzFj)

259 Let's get it over with


Let's just crown this asshole

Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:44 PM (uEl/R)

260
off Godwins Sock

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:44 PM (NaV4z)

261 Why, it's almost as if the POTUS was a community organizer with zero leadership abilities.

If only Our Betters in the MFM had warned us.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 10, 2014 02:44 PM (7ObY1)

262 Bush went to war and all I got was this old AUMF.

-----John Kerry

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 02:44 PM (A98Xu)

263 AUMF? Kanye and Kims new baby?

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 10, 2014 02:44 PM (fWAjv)

264 An attack on the US wouldn't have the same effect. Even our lukewarm allies like France were upset after 9/11.

Further, Obama would have to resign if we got hit. Oh sure, he would first give a few declarative speeches, huffing and puffing, but he would end up putting off any kind of counter-strike and hork up a bunch of stupid excuses. Not even the MSM would be able to paper over that kind of impotence. DC would suddenly become home to several million new inhabitants that would convince Herr Dick-tater to leave the country.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2014 02:27 PM (dxTxt)


**********

Well if Obama puts American troops with in range--Americans during the reign of Democrats--see Khobar Towers--which was found to be an attack conducted by Iranians--and the USS Cole.

Iran Held Liable in Khobar Attack

A federal judge ruled yesterday that Iran is responsible for the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing and ordered that the government pay $254 million to the families of 17 Americans who died in the attack in Saudi Arabia.


(Source:The Washington Post)

Indictment against Iran
The three-year investigation led the FBI to conclude that Iranians were involved in the attack. At that time the Clinton administration hoped to open a dialogue with reformist president Khatami, which would be impossible after accusing Iranians of supporting terrorist action. A secret letter, delivered directly to Khatami by Sultan Qaboos of Oman, stated that the United States had evidence of direct Iranian involvement in the act, and demanded that those involved be held responsible for their actions.



Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (RJMhd)

265
This scares me the most, and it should scare the
ME. If Israel thinks it's losing, why wouldn't they unleash what they
had on the maximum number of targets? Everyone in the ME is a potential
target.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2014 02:34 PM (Spluw)

Islamists do not fear the Apocalypse because they feel they'll benefit from it in the afterlife.

They're wrong, but that's what they think.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (9LuAk)

266 Why, it's almost as if the POTUS was a community organizer with zero leadership abilities. If only Our Betters in the MFM had warned us.
Posted by: Citizen X

And yet; it's working.

Posted by: morons in the back of the classroom at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (Spluw)

267 Harry Reid kept things from going through teh Senate, kept them off of the president's desk so he wouldn't have to veto them. Now he will, and he will be vetoing things passed with Democrat support, and that will be ticking those Democrats off. I look forward to the savaging that is coming down the road in the next six
months.



His ass is used to hard buggering.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (SvatD)

268 Iran WANTS the 12th Iman to climb out of his well. And if it means blowing up the world, Iran is down with that.

Mutually Assured Destruction does NOT work on folks who want the world to burn.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (XG/1t)

269 Iran will use a proxy

Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (uEl/R)

270 What I'm concerned about is who might be manipulating him. Whether
ValJar or someone else, it's possible that someone is pulling puppet
strings to reach a desired outcome.



Impossible!

Posted by: George Soros at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (oKE6c)

271 The WH wants authorization to use the FLOTUS Lunch Bomb on ISIS.

Posted by: eman at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (MQEz6)

272 @257 The Saudis may have some nasty hardware but if Iran strikes a coup and the Saudis then strike Iran, it would make it appear as if the Saudis are retaliating on behalf of Israel.
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The rumor is that the Saudis have already made arrangements with Pakistan along the lines of, "If Iran gets nukes, we're buying from you."

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:46 PM (UWFpX)

273 Why -- its just like an Art V Convention!

Posted by: Bigby's Fuzzy Mittens at December 10, 2014 02:46 PM (3ZtZW)

274 His ass is used to hard buggering.
Posted by: rickb223

That, and he can dish it out too.

Posted by: All the Prepubescent Boys in Harry Reid's Neighborhood at December 10, 2014 02:46 PM (UlJ3l)

275 This will be a clean and just war, fought without racism or Islamophobia. There will none of the icky Xtian Dominionist crap that the RethugliKKKan warmongers around that horrible faux Texan cowboy Bush brought into it.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 10, 2014 02:47 PM (BEMJs)

276 What I'm concerned about is who might be manipulating him. Whether ValJar or someone else, it's possible that someone is pulling puppet strings to reach a desired outcome. And everything else is being ignored. That would set up a situation in which Obama generally looks foolish and disinterested, masking the fact that a few key actions are in fact highly focused on a particular (and probably malevolent) outcome.
Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:38 PM (UWFpX)

How the heck do you manipulate someone who will not stay on task long enought to SQUIRREL!!!! What were you saying? You want me to put sanctions on LOOK AT THE PRETTY BIRDY!!! I am paying attention, I'll just sign OH LOOK ITS MY TEE TIME! GOTTA GO!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 10, 2014 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

277 Thus it is that a president who supposedly favors a de-escalation of war-making is seeking a "blank check" from Congress to fight whoever he likes, whenever he likes, however he might like.

-
I've never much cared for the Swiss. "Oh, we've got our chocolate and banks here so you all just run along and have your silly war. We'll just wait here."

Maybe we could settled their hash.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 02:47 PM (XUKZU)

278 The AUMF should authorize him to fight ISIS solely with his pen and his phone.
Posted by: ---

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The Great Hashtag War!
Posted by: RioBravo



---
With Mooch and her dumbassed cardboard signs.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:47 PM (SvatD)

279 269 Iran will use a proxy
Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (uEl/R)



This.


The leftists ignored this point, but it was the obvious way for Saddam Hussein to strike at us without leaving a return address. Meanwhile, al Qaeda needed a state actor to assist them with weapon development/access. It was a marriage made in hell.


Only a total fool would do anything else.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:47 PM (oKE6c)

280 Iran won't do it directly


They will use a proxy. They won't start with saudi. Kuwait, Qatar. Some smaller oil state first

Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:48 PM (uEl/R)

281 You know, I'm not worried about Barkin' Mad Barry pulling a domestic putsch at all. That's crazy talk, kids.

After all, he's pretty much turned the entire military establishment against his sorry ass. The regulars? They've had enough getting shot at in wars we're not trying to win. The National Guard? Off picking up Ebola-soaked blankets, so, yeah, they just love Barry.

The police? Real fans now that he's tarred them all as racist psychos.

The intelligence community? Heavily Democrat, but maybe a little tired of being the Donk's current whipping boys.

The bureaucrats? They're either on break or vacation.

So who's left to do the dirty work? The RevComs, the Fergadishu hood mopes, the Berkeley IPhone commandos, the Black Bloc suburban emos? You could call out the attendees at the next medium-size gun show and have enough firepower to wipe them all out.

That's the big benefit of Barry's neutron incompetence. He's alienated just about anybody with the ability to actually do anything. All that's left are the moaners and hand-wringers.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 10, 2014 02:48 PM (DLu2s)

282 How the heck do you manipulate someone who will not stay on task long enought to SQUIRREL!!!!

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What do you think the pen and the phone are for???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:48 PM (NaV4z)

283 I've never much cared for the Swiss. "Oh, we've got our chocolate and banks here so you all just run along and have your silly war. We'll just wait here."
Maybe we could settled their hash.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 02:47 PM (XUKZU)




I can't blame them for not wanting to get involved in a war if they don't have to be.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:48 PM (oKE6c)

284 And who is to say that VagISIL's dirty bomb only has the 40Kg of uranium from Mosul? Perhaps Tehran has gifted them some more 'energetic' tailings from their own efforts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 10, 2014 02:49 PM (XG/1t)

285 He is attempting to fight a war without alerting the public to the fact that it is a war,...

What he wants is authority to do that, but without any intention to prosecute a war the way it should be.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 10, 2014 02:49 PM (9srI4)

286 And who is to say that VagISIL's dirty bomb only has the 40Kg of uranium from Mosul? Perhaps Tehran has gifted them some more 'energetic' tailings from their own efforts.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

Oh shit. That would be a viable patsy/proxy.

Posted by: morons in the back of the classroom at December 10, 2014 02:49 PM (Spluw)

287 I can't imagine why military morale is so low


Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:50 PM (uEl/R)

288 The RevComs, the Fergadishu hood mopes, the Berkeley IPhone commandos,
the Black Bloc suburban emos? You could call out the attendees at the
next medium-size gun show and have enough firepower to wipe them all
out.




(snaps out of reverie)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:50 PM (oKE6c)

289 Teenage girls are more emotionally stable.
I was gangbanged at the Beta RINO Beta fraternity. It broke the Speaker's Chair.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 10, 2014 02:50 PM (0b722)

290 It's a Christmas miracle!!!!...


http://tinyurl.com/oejd3xt


The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

The forthcoming film, titled "Southside With You," will center on the day young Barack first convinced Michelle to go on the couple's now-storied first date, Deadline first reported.

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 10, 2014 02:50 PM (fWAjv)

291 86 I guess if you don't make clear your goals no-one can claim a failure .

Because hey, let me not be clear.
Posted by: willow at December 10, 2014 02:08 PM (nqBYe)

Even with no goals, Li'l Bammy would find a way to fail.

Posted by: blindside at December 10, 2014 02:51 PM (3ZPHV)

292 @276 How the heck do you manipulate someone who will not stay on task long enought to SQUIRREL!!!! What were you saying? You want me to put sanctions on LOOK AT THE PRETTY BIRDY!!! I am paying attention, I'll just sign OH LOOK ITS MY TEE TIME! GOTTA GO!
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You give him a script that covers very specific events. The rest of the time, you let him do whatever. So he's only focused a very small amount of the time. The rest of the time, he's doing his usual tee time antics, and everyone focuses on that.

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:51 PM (UWFpX)

293 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

Please tell me that this is a gag.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2014 02:51 PM (Spluw)

294 "There is a reason we've never seen a law review, his grades, or anything else from Obama's illustrious academic career."


But he was the Top Managing Editor in Chief of Harvard Law review. You don't get to that position without being extremely intelligent!

Posted by: Liberal who knows nothing about Harvard, Law, or Student-Run Publications at December 10, 2014 02:52 PM (xSCb6)

295 Isis and Iran are fighting each other.


Iran will use a proxy. Or invade a smaller oil rich country under the pretext of "protecting" them from isis. Then they will let saudi know they will offer them the same "protection"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:52 PM (uEl/R)

296 293
The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.



Please tell me that this is a gag.

Oh no. It is real.

Bamalot

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 10, 2014 02:53 PM (XzRw1)

297 I think in Isaiah warning that we should not be eager for the day of the Lord as it will [be unpleasant for all involved].
As the Good Book says, "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

Posted by: president o'bumbles at December 10, 2014 02:53 PM (0b722)

298 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

Please tell me that this is a gag.



Please! Please tell us this is a gag!!!

Posted by: dogfish at December 10, 2014 02:53 PM (1vYi0)

299 86 I guess if you don't make clear your goals no-one can claim a failure .

Because hey, let me not be clear.

Dang, willow, I think you nailed it. We all know how much he doesn't like the word victory in regards to warfare.

Posted by: no good deed at December 10, 2014 02:53 PM (w3a0Z)

300 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


BABY GOT BACK

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2014 02:54 PM (rF3c+)

301 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


Please tell me that this is a gag.



Well, I am gagging.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 02:54 PM (SvatD)

302 Nothing like making a movie about a sitting president sitting on his worst approval rating ever.


It's gonna be a smash hit.

Posted by: Liberal Business Acumen at December 10, 2014 02:54 PM (xSCb6)

303 >>> and Obama will surrender. Made my blood run cold, because it's very believable

People wondered what leader I'd be like...JFK, Lincoln, Mandela, FDR...no one suspected Neville Chamberlain!


Posted by: Oblahblah at December 10, 2014 02:54 PM (yRwC8)

304 What do you think the pen and the phone are for???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:48 PM (NaV4z)

His scorecard and getting the reservation in at the links. What - did you think he uses those for work?

Saying he is a massive incompetent who is surrounded by incompetents being manipulated by people who only have a theoretical relationship with reality (despite their desires to be Macchiavelli and Rasputin all in one) isn't supposed to be reassuring. It is only by the grace of God that this mouthbreather hasn't launched the Trident fleet by dripping ketchup into the 'football".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 10, 2014 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

305 They should tell Kerry that they can't let him have his AUMF because they'd probably just use it to torture terror suspects.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 02:55 PM (XUKZU)

306 272 @257 The Saudis may have some nasty hardware but if Iran strikes a coup and the Saudis then strike Iran, it would make it appear as if the Saudis are retaliating on behalf of Israel.
----------------

The rumor is that the Saudis have already made arrangements with Pakistan along the lines of, "If Iran gets nukes, we're buying from you."
Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 02:46 PM (UWFpX)

*******

It would start a nuclear arms race in The Middle East, etc.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 10, 2014 02:55 PM (RJMhd)

307 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

Please tell me that this is a gag.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2014 02:51 PM (Spluw)


The "gag" is the sound that my throat makes every time I see that effing story. Let's guess who they'll cast:

Taye Diggs as Obama
Halle Barry as Mooch

*vomits uncontrollably*

Posted by: physics geek at December 10, 2014 02:55 PM (MT22W)

308 OPEC nations have a big problem. That high-priced oil was keeping bread and circuses going for their people. This is especially true of Iran.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2014 02:55 PM (L2xDv)

309 #248 - Yep. Everyone until now who has had the Bomb has been at least half sane.

The scariest scenario is that they run a false-flag gig to make it look like a Russian nuke and Obambi panics and pushes the mass-retaliation button, a la the novel "On the Beach".

Then the Brits and the French are faced with the awful call of whether to annihilate the US Government (and one major city) to stop it from destroying the world, or trusting in the men with the actual launch keys to read between the lines and refuse the order to launch.

Posted by: perturbed at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (TXq4O)

310 Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2014 02:55 PM (L2xDv)

And Russia.

This will drive them into recession.

Posted by: Disgusting Moron at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (Zu3d9)

311 Alright, here's something that's fun-


The new Mad Max: Fury Road trailer-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWNWi-ZWL3c


Looks awesome!

Plus-

Might as well see the world Oblabla seems determined to usher in.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (0cMkb)

312 Iran Venezuela and Russia


The axis of weasel

Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (uEl/R)

313 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.



The forthcoming film, titled "Southside With You," will center on
the day young Barack first convinced Michelle to go on the couple's
now-storied first date, Deadline first reported.

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 10, 2014 02:50 PM (fWAjv)


And a prequel is planned too: "On the Down Low with You," with Michael Sam playing Reggie Love.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (oKE6c)

314 The stupid booby probably wants a blank check in order to attack Israel.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (uRIYq)

315 Out, damned sock!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (Zu3d9)

316 And the feckless Republican leadership will give Obama everything he asks for.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (LbAHq)

317 Halle Barry as Mooch

*vomits uncontrollably*

Posted by: physics geek at December 10, 2014 02:55 PM


Brian Dennehey as Mooch's ass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (knoK7)

318 The forthcoming film, titled "Southside With You," will center on the day young Barack first convinced Michelle to go on the couple's now-storied first date, Deadline first reported.

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 10, 2014 02:50 PM (fWAjv)


I'm guessing the title "Romance under the Kronos moon" was rejected.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (FMbng)

319 As the Good Book says, "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

-
And if they do, they should blame it on extremists who have betrayed the ideals of America.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 02:57 PM (XUKZU)

320 OPEC nations have a big problem. That high-priced oil was keeping bread and circuses going for their people.

Venezuela especially. Well, except for the bread part.

Posted by: no good deed at December 10, 2014 02:57 PM (w3a0Z)

321 It might be more effective to ask Valerie Jarette what she wants the money for?-She wouldn't say but we all know she's the real power person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2014 02:57 PM (Dj3AB)

322 Media circling the wagons.

Alex Marlow @AlexMarlow
IRONY: Daily Beast trolls for traffic with this headline ==> The Right's Rape Trolls vs. Lena Dunham thebea.st/1ul0mNl

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

323 Brian Dennehey as Mooch's ass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (knoK7)


You misspelled "the planet Jupiter".

Posted by: physics geek at December 10, 2014 02:57 PM (MT22W)

324 >>> Oh no. It is real. Bamalot

Reggie as Lancelot, with Obama in the middle of the love triangle?

Dems in Hollywood really do love throwing their money away at the dumbest movie concepts, then unironically wonder why people don't go the movies anymore.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (yRwC8)

325
Halle Barry???

HALLE BARRY?????

I was thinking along the lines of Rachel Jenteel.

Or Zombie Lawanda Page.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (NaV4z)

326 But he was the Top Managing Editor in Chief of Harvard Law review. You don't get to that position without being extremely intelligent!
Posted by: Liberal who knows nothing about Harvard, Law, or Student-Run Publications at December 10, 2014 02:52 PM (xSCb6)

Don't get me started.

Do NOT get me started.

I will say that the one great reform that we could make which would have a positive impact on this country is to bar lawyers from public office. And it can be done. Can't be a lawyer without bar membership.

We need to stop having a political class which has never done anything but politics.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (L2xDv)

327 Down low with you?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (uEl/R)

328 I refreshed and that damn vindicosuite ad came back.
Closed the page & It's gone for now.

Posted by: @votermom at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (cbfNE)

329 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


-
Dickless in Seattle.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (XUKZU)

330
I've never much cared for the Swiss. "Oh, we've got our chocolate and banks here so you all just run along and have your silly war. We'll just wait here."

Maybe we could settled their hash.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 02:47 PM (XUKZU)









Kaiser Wilhelm: How many men do you have?

Swiss General: Within 24 hours of an alert, we can have 1 million men under arms.

Kaiser Wilhelm: (sneering) And what if I were to invade Switzerland with 5 million men?

Swiss General: Each of my men fires 5 shots, and we go home.

/old apocryphal anecdote/joke

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (TIIx5)

331 Believable in the role of Mooch?

What say the horde?


http://tinyurl.com/myb2n74

Posted by: RWC -All I want for Christmas is 1,000,000,000,000.00 at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (fWAjv)

332 Hey, just need a blank check to go after my enemies, foreign and, umm, domestic. What concern is that of yours?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (b1Ugy)

333 And I thought George Lucas wrote a rather simplified and obtuse political fairy tale in The Phantom Menace, but Obama had to come along and redeem Lucas.

Posted by: Ken in NH at December 10, 2014 02:59 PM (0Y1hO)

334 Attributed to Art Buchwald, who attributed to Dr. Seuss:

Barack H. Obama will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don't care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Barack H. Obama will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don't care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Barack H. Obama
I don't care how.
Barack H. Obama
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion's tale.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Barack H. Obama
Don't you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Barack H.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just get!
Barack H. Obama!
I don't care how.
Barack H. Obama
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
GO
And
GO
I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . .
Barack STAYED.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 10, 2014 02:59 PM (DQZLr)

335 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

-----

Scent of a Woman.???

A Fish Named Wanda.???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:59 PM (NaV4z)

336 People wondered what leader I'd be like...JFK, Lincoln, Mandela, FDR...no one suspected Neville Chamberlain!
Posted by: Oblahblah at December 10, 2014 02:54 PM (yRwC



Actually, he's very much like JFK, who was a lousy President, the Irish Catholic version of Obama (historic firsts and all that) who almost got us all vaporized owing to his lack of feck. The only thing that saved his ass in the Cuban Missile Crisis was that Oleg Penkovsky stepped up to the plate (telling us the Russians' exact intentions), and paid for it with his life.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 03:00 PM (oKE6c)

337 I was thinking along the lines of Rachel Jenteel.

Or Zombie Lawanda Page.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2014 02:58 PM (NaV4z)


We've been told ad nauseum that Mooch is the most beautiful woman in the world. So hot, in fact, that actual models don't want to be seen with her because they pale in comparison.

::pukes::

What they don't say is who she frightened Barry on their first date when she used her bat'leth to cut her steak during dinner.

Posted by: physics geek at December 10, 2014 03:00 PM (MT22W)

338 You don't get to that position without being extremely intelligent!

You know what I learned on Jeopardy last night? Grover Cleveland submitted an original proof of the Pythagorean Theorem. Yet, this President is the "smartest man to hold the office."

Posted by: no good deed at December 10, 2014 03:00 PM (w3a0Z)

339 Affirmative Action President incapable of taking affirmative actions.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2014 03:00 PM (wtvvX)

340 Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 10, 2014 02:59 PM

In the name of God, go!

Posted by: Zombie Oliver Cromwell at December 10, 2014 03:01 PM (knoK7)

341 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

FAKIN' IT

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 10, 2014 03:01 PM (DT3rQ)

342 Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 02:48 PM (oKE6c)

I would normally agree but the Swiss are positively gleeful when they count the money they make from the various combatants, and the conveniently "abandoned" property of the victims.

Fcuk the Swiss.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2014 03:01 PM (Zu3d9)

343 Yes. "Gag" the verb.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2014 03:01 PM (0b722)

344 Maybe Obama could just crib the Bush AUMF, ya know, because he was such a dummy.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (GGCsk)

345 The Right's Rape Trolls vs. Lena Dunham thebea.st




Why yes, yes she is.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (SvatD)

346 How (And Why) Cronyism Works http://natl.re/1vFrIOy via @NRO

One of the best examples comes near the very end. All the way on page 1602, in the next-to-last substantive provision of the entire bill, we have this beautiful passage:

SEC. 102. MODIFICATION OF TREATMENT OF CERTAIN HEALTH ORGANIZATIONS.
(a) IN GENERAL.—Paragraph (5) of section 833(c) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 is amended—
(1) by striking ‘‘this section’’ and inserting ‘‘paragraphs (2) and (3) of subsection (a)’’, and (2) by inserting ‘‘and for activities that improve health care quality’’ after ‘‘clinical services’’.
(b) EFFECTIVE DATE.—The amendments made by this section shall apply to taxable years beginning after 11 December 31, 2009.

Clear as a bell, right? Well it’s exactly as clear as it was intended to be. This section is, simply put, a special favor for Blue Cross/Blue Shield allowing them to count “quality improvement” spending as part of the medical loss ratio calculation required of them under Obamacare. And it’s made retroactive for four years, saving them loads of money. (You can find some background here.)

Now maybe this is a substantive improvement over existing law, or maybe it isn’t. But it’s special relief from an Obamacare requirement that’s basically being given to one insurer, is stuffed into the very end of 1,600 pages of similarly clear and accessible language, and is written as a series of removals and insertions of words from another statute with no explanatory text of any kind.

This is why cronyism wins.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (ZPrif)

347 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

COYOTE UGLY

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (MMC8r)

348 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.





Worf and Uerkel's Excellent Adventure

Posted by: Samuel Goldwyn at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (LoIJo)

349 Scent of a Woman.???

A Fish Named Wanda.???



Snapper.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (SvatD)

350 But he was the Top Managing Editor in Chief of Harvard Law review. You don't get to that position without being extremely intelligent!
Posted by: Liberal who knows nothing about Harvard, Law, or Student-Run Publications at December 10, 2014 02:52 PM (xSCb6)



He was the law review's mascot, obviously. And chosen to make the law students feel that they had proven that they weren't racist.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 03:03 PM (oKE6c)

351 Ugh...

Just got rerouted to the vindicosuite site again. Fortunately, it was only a one-time thing this time...

Posted by: junior at December 10, 2014 03:03 PM (UWFpX)

352
Nothing like making a movie about a sitting president sitting on his worst approval rating ever.


It's gonna be a smash hit.

Posted by: Liberal Business Acumen at December 10, 2014 02:54 PM (xSCb6)








It has nothing to do with worshipping JugEars.

It has everything to do with launching Worf's Presidential campaign.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2014 03:03 PM (TIIx5)

353 Scent of a Woman.???



A Fish Named Wanda.???



Jaws.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 03:03 PM (oKE6c)

354 This is why cronyism wins.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (ZPrif)

________

And why lawyers are Democrats.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2014 03:03 PM (0LHZx)

355
There is a reason we've never seen a law review, his grades, or anything else from Obama's illustrious academic career.
Posted by: seems legit
.............................
That it's all filed under "Soetoro"?

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2014 03:04 PM (wAQA5)

356

The new Mad Max: Fury Road trailer


Yeah I was afraid of this. Lots of CGI and quick-cuts. The beauty of Mad Max and the Road Warrior was the low-tech effects. Went with the grittiness of the world.

I will, of course, still go see the new one. I hope it has boobies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2014 03:04 PM (JtwS4)

357 347
The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.



COYOTE UGLY

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 03:02 PM (MMC8r)


BWAHAHAHA

Posted by: Heralder at December 10, 2014 03:04 PM (/Mxso)

358 Iran would want the bomb as leverage to make itself the defacto ruler of the region.

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 02:39 PM (MMC8r)


That's assuming a fact not in evidence: that iran has rational rulers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2014 03:04 PM (8Fl6F)

359 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.




il brutto, il cattivo

Posted by: Sergio Leone at December 10, 2014 03:04 PM (LoIJo)

360 Jaws.

I thought this was the title of Debbie Wasserman Schultz's biopic.

Posted by: no good deed at December 10, 2014 03:05 PM (w3a0Z)

361 Brian Dennehey as Mooch's ass.
Hey! I was promised that role!!!

Posted by: the volcano from 'krakato east of java' at December 10, 2014 03:05 PM (0b722)

362 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

HURT LOCKER

Posted by: Heralder at December 10, 2014 03:05 PM (/Mxso)

363 I have never despised a president the way I despise this one. He is completely incompetent on foreign affairs. The rise of ISIS is entirely his fault. They saw his weakness and exploited it.

Speaking of his incompetence, my health insurance premiums will spike $130 per month. That is in addition to steep increases in the previous 2 years.
But then I'm not waiting to be beheaded by ISIS, so there's that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2014 03:05 PM (0J9l1)

364 I totally got something worthwhile for this is exchange, so shut it, haters.

Naming the Wabash, IN post office after Calvin Coolidge is totes important, after all.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (g0aRc)

365 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.



Starring Jaleel White and Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (aSKRB)

366
The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.
.......................
Spoiler Alert: it has a sad ending.
Fatty and Skinny
laying in bed
Fatty rolled over
and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (wAQA5)

367 The Obama / Mooch movie is a good business bet. It won't cost a lot to make - no special effects, no CGI, no explosions, a cast of no-names - and will probably make $30-40M from the 25% of Americans who think of Obama as a God.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (0LHZx)

368 346 would be easier to read if they were written in FORTRAN

Posted by: @votermom at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (cbfNE)

369 360
Jaws.



I thought this was the title of Debbie Wasserman Schultz's biopic.

Posted by: no good deed at December 10, 2014 03:05 PM (w3a0Z)


I would go with GREASE.

Posted by: Heralder at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (/Mxso)

370 One things for sure. There won't be any holding hands and singing God Bless America by bot parties on the Capital Steps.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (GGCsk)

371 Or Zombie Lawanda Page.

Moms Mabley.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (0HooB)

372 I will, of course, still go see the new one. I hope it has boobies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2014 03:04 PM (JtwS4)


Ask and ye shall receive. NSFW.

http://goo.gl/7LBboq

Posted by: physics geek at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (MT22W)

373 "Do onto others until your term rums out."

I Phillistines 1:13

Courtesy of Chalupa on "IOTW report"

Posted by: Biblical scholar Pres. Branxo Bama at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (Dj3AB)

374 Didn't Harvard change the standard which had been used forever in order to have a clean, half white guy with talented and well placed handlers be President of Law Review?

Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (A98Xu)

375 While we sit here and argue about Obama AUMF. A real injustice is happening at Toys R Us. Black Barbies are on sale for less than White ones.

WZ

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (Mxs5H)

376 It has everything to do with launching Worf's Presidential campaign.

I suggest you let the wookie win.

Posted by: C3PO at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (0NdlF)

377 >>>>Fcuk the Swiss.

IN YOUR CHEESEHOLES, YA CLIFF PIRATES

Posted by: Bigby's Fuzzy Mittens at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (3ZtZW)

378 would be easier to read if they were written in FORTRAN
--
Yes, it's almost to tell what the law actually says or why. And that's entirely on purpose.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (ZPrif)

379 Media circling the wagons.
Alex Marlow @AlexMarlow

IRONY: Daily Beast trolls for traffic with this headline ==> The Right's Rape Trolls vs. Lena Dunham thebea.st/1ul0mNl Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

Daily Beast is a sham, but I did highly enjoy their piece scorning the "worst gay power couple" evar what imploded. The cutting remarks in the article, about these overly praised do nothings who owed their success to luck and liberal projection, sounded EXACTLY LIKE every conservative article talking about Obama. If you swapped Obama's name it reads exactly the same. Is sad that liberals will never have the clarity to call out Obama for the same crap they now feel safe excoriating Hughes and Eldridge for. Link to article in my sig.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (yRwC8)

380 "Do onto others until your term rums out."



I Phillistines 1:13



Courtesy of Chalupa on "IOTW report"



The rum is gone AGAIN?!

Posted by: Cap'n Jack Sparrow at December 10, 2014 03:08 PM (9LuAk)

381 Scent of a Woman.???



A Fish Named Wanda.???



Jaws.


Titanass.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 03:08 PM (XUKZU)

382
Scent of a Woman.???





A Fish Named Wanda.???




Jaws.

Caligula.


Posted by: All this over a damn flag at December 10, 2014 03:08 PM (XzRw1)

383
The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


Could be worse, and by worse I mean Bill and Hillary.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 10, 2014 03:08 PM (XMDuf)

384
Alternate post title:

obama to Congress: My Answer is this, Senator Geary: Nothing...Not Even The $20,000 Fee For The Gaming License...Which You Will Pay For Yourself


Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 10, 2014 03:09 PM (MgU6y)

385 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


The King and I

Posted by: Yul Brenner at December 10, 2014 03:09 PM (LoIJo)

386 Who run Booby-town?!

Posted by: kate upton wearing ice hockey equipment and leather chaps at December 10, 2014 03:09 PM (0b722)

387 375 While we sit here and argue about Obama AUMF. A real injustice is happening at Toys R Us. Black Barbies are on sale for less than White ones.

WZ

--

That's sad, and a reflection of the reality of the genocide being committed by Planned Parenthood on black babies.

Posted by: @votermom at December 10, 2014 03:09 PM (mmcAb)

388 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

Macbeth

Posted by: --- at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (MMC8r)

389 THE RUM IS GONE AGAIN!!!!?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (knoK7)

390 385 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


The King and I


The Beard and I

Posted by: Citizen X at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (7ObY1)

391 "irreparable harm" = $$$

John Nolte @NolteNC 2m
BIG --> 'Barry One' to Lena Dunham: 'Why Didn't You Clear My Name?' http://bit.ly/1IBKHnt via @BreitbartNews


It also begs the questions, why didn't you clear my name? Why did you wait? Why did I have to set up a legal fund and threaten to sue in order for action to be taken?

Surely, had my concerns not been ignored when I quietly and privately brought them to your representatives in October, your story would have remained focused on its true intentions, which I believe are very noble. Unfortunately, because of the delay, my reputation has sustained irreparable harm.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (ZPrif)

392 374 Didn't Harvard change the standard which had been used forever in order to have a clean, half white guy with talented and well placed handlers be President of Law Review?
Posted by: seems legit at December 10, 2014 03:07 PM (A98Xu)



Yes. IIRC, previous heads (whatever their official title is) of the law review were chosen by the faculty, and were the top students of their class.

Barky was chosen by vote of the students themselves, who apparently thought they were voting for a Homecoming Queen King. Hence my comment re "mascot."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (oKE6c)

393 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


The Beta Man

Posted by: Charleton Heston at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (LoIJo)

394 281 You know, I'm not worried about Barkin' Mad Barry pulling a domestic putsch at all. That's crazy talk, kids.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 10, 2014 02:48 PM (DLu2s)



You left out the alphabet agencies. They're the ones that worry me. They live at our expense AND they have power over us.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (zoehZ)

395 385 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.
The King and I
The Beard and I
Posted by: Citizen X at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (7ObY1)



Raging Bull.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 10, 2014 03:11 PM (oKE6c)

396 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2014 03:04 PM (JtwS4)

CGI was gonna happen cuz cost.

Not sure about the quick cuts though.

That may have been mostly trailer bait.

George Miller is one of the few directors out there who really understand how to film action-

who let's us see set-up, action, reaction very clearly within the context of a big scene.

I trust him not to make a blenderized gamish of quick cuts to mask an inability to direct.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2014 03:11 PM (0cMkb)

397 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


Prognosis negative.


Posted by: Jerry at December 10, 2014 03:11 PM (XzRw1)

398 BREAKING ...


Jordanian MP Fawaz Al-Zoabi : Global Zionism has infiltrated into some Arab countries. What we are witnessing today -- ISIS, Jabhat Al-Nusra, and the FSA -- has all been created by America and the Zionists. True, the region is in conflict now, but it is all in the service of U.S. interests. The U.S. wants to sell its weapons, to reduce its unemployment rates, and to deploy its army all over the world.

Posted by: UBL at December 10, 2014 03:12 PM (e8kgV)

399 You left out the alphabet agencies. They're the ones that worry me. They live at our expense AND they have power over us.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2014 03:10 PM (zoehZ)


Remember in "X Files: Fight the Future", how FEMA was going to declare a national emergency, allowing the government to take over and do whatever it wanted to do? Seemed like a stupid idea at the time. Somewhat less so now.

Posted by: physics geek at December 10, 2014 03:12 PM (MT22W)

400 Believable in the role of Mooch?

What say the horde?


http://tinyurl.com/myb2n74

-
I was thinking more Godfrey Cambridge.

http://tinyurl.com/kkkb2tw

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 03:13 PM (XUKZU)

401 Mutha, Jugs and Weed
(special guest appearance by VP Biden)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2014 03:13 PM (0b722)

402
Jordanian MP Fawaz Al-Zoabi : Global Zionism has infiltrated into some Arab countries. What we are witnessing today -- ISIS, Jabhat Al-Nusra, and the FSA -- has all been created by America and the Zionists. True, the region is in conflict now, but it is all in the service of U.S. interests. The U.S. wants to sell its weapons, to reduce its unemployment rates, and to deploy its army all over the world.

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And I thought the Jordanians were some of the lesser insane rug riders.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 03:14 PM (XUKZU)

403 Prognosis negative.
Posted by: Jerry

Michelle, Michelle

Posted by: george costanza at December 10, 2014 03:14 PM (0b722)

404 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.

--

Rise of the Planet of the Fakes

Posted by: @votermom at December 10, 2014 03:14 PM (ifluv)

405 Believable in the role of Mooch?
What say the horde?

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I was thinking more Godfrey Cambridge.



I was thinking more of Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 03:14 PM (SvatD)

406 The Great Half-White Hope.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2014 03:14 PM (aSKRB)

407 No! No! I meant Moochelle, Moochelle!!!

Posted by: george costanza at December 10, 2014 03:15 PM (0b722)

408 I'm guessing the title "Romance under the Kronos moon" was rejected.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2014 02:56 PM (FMbng)


When Barry met Wooly? Sorry, it's all I got.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2014 03:15 PM (8Fl6F)

409 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 10, 2014 03:15 PM (0HooB)

410 Spoiler Alert: it has a sad ending.
Fatty and Skinny
laying in bed
Fatty rolled over
and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2014 03:06 PM (wAQA5)



Damn, now I got red wine on me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2014 03:16 PM (FMbng)

411 Romancing the Crone.

Posted by: irright at December 10, 2014 03:16 PM (aSKRB)

412 The title "the grifters" was taken.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2014 03:16 PM (FMbng)

413 Nood movie thread. Keep your socks on!

Posted by: george costanza at December 10, 2014 03:16 PM (0b722)

414 Movie review up!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2014 03:17 PM (SvatD)

415 The love story of Barack and Michelle Obama is headed for the big screen.


The Aristocrats

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at December 10, 2014 03:17 PM (LoIJo)

416 IRONY: Daily Beast trolls for traffic with this headline ==> The Right's Rape Trolls vs. Lena Dunham thebea.st/1ul0mN Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 10, 2014 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

The very first paragraph of that story is utter nonsense, but it is the Daily Beast so this is par for the course.

"To her and her publisher's complete credit, they are dealing with the criticism head-on"

Excuse me? Left poor Barry swinging in the wind for months, not addressing their mistake until Breitbart called them on it, deserves no credit.

"but the manner in which Breitbart went about exposing, no stoking, fears of Dunham rape hoax is far more problematic."

But literally stalking and hounding a minor aide who criticizes the president's daughters? Totes legit journalism!

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2014 03:19 PM (yRwC8)

417 Islamists do not fear the Apocalypse because they feel they'll benefit from it in the afterlife.

They're wrong, but that's what they think.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 10, 2014 02:45 PM (9LuAk)


Ah, but you see, I have a feeling that many of those in power in the ME and North Africa - the Saudi royals, the sultans and sharifs - are not so devoted to their holy piety as they are to their gobs of incalculable wealth here on earth. Their subjects might all be ready and willing to burn for Allah, but I'm pretty sure the "nobles" would rather spend more time indulging in the hedonistic pleasures here on Earth first. They don't want Israel to shoot first and ask questions never.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 10, 2014 03:19 PM (4df7R)

418 Methos wearing Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: how very very sad at December 10, 2014 03:21 PM (G891H)

419
Is Rev. Jeremiah Wright going to have a cameo appearance?

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2014 03:22 PM (wAQA5)

420 Can Congress just say, "No" and everybody go home?

Posted by: m at December 10, 2014 03:25 PM (G891H)

421 You know what I learned on Jeopardy last night? Grover Cleveland submitted an original proof of the Pythagorean Theorem. Yet, this President is the "smartest man to hold the office."

That was James Garfield.

Actually, the proof wasn't all that novel. It's very close to the standard textbook proof.

The paper was only one page, it only required knowledge of formulas for areas of geometric object. The main thrust of the proof is on the last page of this:
http://tinyurl.com/leyqwog

But there weren't many professional mathematicians back then and this kind of "recreational mathematics" was pretty common. But there was a lot of wheel reinvention.

Garfield was brilliant, though. He would listen to speeches and transliterate them into Latin and Greek simultaneously -- each with different hands. He was also ambidextrous.

I only half-joke about law school being a reliable negative indicator of intelligence, but I wouldn't put Obama in the top third of IQs of presidents.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2014 03:26 PM (L2xDv)

422 Is Rev. Jeremiah Wright going to have a cameo appearance?

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2014 03:22 PM (wAQA5)


As Marryin" Sam? Remember the movie musical of Lil' Abner? It'd be funny as hell to dub that movie with dialog more appropriate to the Barry/Mooch romance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2014 03:27 PM (8Fl6F)

423 Rev. Wright will make an appearance. He will be nothing like the real man, however. He'll be all racial unity and love the Jews.

Posted by: ejo at December 10, 2014 03:30 PM (rsGj7)

424 So Obama wants Congress to do his job for him when it comes to war, but wants to do Congress' job for them when it comes to immigration. I get it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at December 10, 2014 03:31 PM (HBAcW)

425 And I thought the Jordanians were some of the lesser insane rug riders.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 10, 2014 03:14 PM (XUKZU)

Remember, 70% of the population of Jordan is Palestinian. The Hashemite Jordanians are intelligent, level headed people. They want peace, and they are okay with Israel. For years they were in control, until the Palis started acting up in Jordan. So then King Hussein started allowing them to be elected into office. Thus the camel nose under the tent, so to speak. Now, you have a percentage of members of Parliament which more closely mirrors the population distribution. Which means more crazies in parliament. The Jordanians aren't happy about this, but they don't really have a good choice.

Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2014 03:40 PM (bAB8f)

426 So, congress, don't do something, sit there!

If he wants something, let him bring it.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 10, 2014 03:43 PM (1Y+hH)

427 Today, they would have diagnosed Garfield with some sort of spectrum disorder and medicated him.

Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2014 03:50 PM (mjiiZ)

428 Daddy did you plug the hole in the AUMF?

Posted by: Malaria O at December 10, 2014 04:01 PM (+35FH)

429 I noticed that Barry's little sitdown with that Mexican journalist was just a little too pat for being all this big argument.

It was totally staged.

He is such a dick.

Posted by: REv. Dr. E BuzzerBeater at December 10, 2014 04:05 PM (cNiT0)

430 Something is coming. Something terrible. Bush was blamed for not doing anything to stop the last terrible thing, I doubt he had any actionable intelligence that would have made any difference. But this just stinks of "insider information". He's got two years to make our descent permanent. I think we are about to hear the snap of our collective necks.

Posted by: pawn at December 10, 2014 04:10 PM (KlYu1)

431 The only thing I want to know - is this war funded or unfunded? I don't like unfunded wars, eleventy

Posted by: Leftist Idiot at December 10, 2014 04:27 PM (lGC7N)

432 My wife's job is controlling lunatics. They get a little money, run off and find another. Off their meds, they end up competing for the job. Rinse, repeat.
The gods must be crazy. Their replacements beg for a little more shit that has some sense attached somewhere.

Hell, the old myths are starting to look like an improvement.

I was there, and the grass is not always greener. Damned monkeys.

Posted by: concerned american at December 10, 2014 04:27 PM (OBxdH)

433 Barry = Pussy

Posted by: 8==> (i) at December 10, 2014 05:48 PM (yombB)

434 Patrick Ewing would make a great Moochelle. Great arms, big teeth and jutting jaw. I saw a side by side and the similarities are striking. He can't, however, get the permanent scowl down. Smiles too much and wrinkles look like he is making a face when he tries to do her Aunt Esther look.

Posted by: eureka! at December 10, 2014 05:55 PM (3F0SN)

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