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Alleged ISIS Weapons Maker: We've Now Smuggled That Dirty Bomb Into Europe

I'd like to say "They're probably bluffing" but they've tended to be telling the truth about their murders.

"A Radioactive Device has entered somewhere in Europe," according Twitter user Muslim-Al-Britani, who claims to be a freelance jihadist weapons maker now working alongside IS (also known as ISIL or ISIS), according to tweets captured and disseminated by SITE.


The claim by Al-Britani comes just days after reports emerged that IS could have in its possession a dirty bomb, the elements of which were obtained via earlier IS raids on a university research facility in Mosul that contained uranium. Al-Britani is also responsible for the flurry of reports on the dirty bomb.

Al-Britani, who has disseminated on his Twitter feed "weapon instructions and manuals," claimed on Nov. 23 that the "Islamic State does have a dirty bomb. We found some radioactive material from Mosul university," according to the tweets reproduced by SITE.

...

Iraq reportedly informed the United Nations in July that terrorists had seized nuclear materials being housed at Mosul University. Some 90 pounds of uranium were said to have been stolen, according to reports.

Posted by: Ace at 04:51 PM




Comments

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1 I vote for Paris.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2014 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

2 Better guess is London.

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at December 08, 2014 04:53 PM (jasFi)

3 Good thing there WAS NO Iraqi WMD program...

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 08, 2014 04:53 PM (/4AZU)

4 Nuremburg at Christmas. Gingerbread everywhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2014 04:53 PM (8ZskC)

5 The dirty bomb is radical Islam itself.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2014 04:53 PM (W5DcG)

6 First reply out of British gov't if it goes off in London is to worry about backlash against Muslims.

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at December 08, 2014 04:54 PM (jasFi)

7 So....you can actually follow these guys on Twitter?? And speak to them??

Posted by: Citation X driver at December 08, 2014 04:54 PM (Sqmjr)

8 Is it terrible of me to say "who didn't see that coming?" Europe has set out welcome mat for Muhammad and are nearly ready to put a yellow star on Cheim.

Posted by: traye at December 08, 2014 04:55 PM (JylzI)

9 Anywhere but Warsaw or London.

Posted by: FDR's Television at December 08, 2014 04:55 PM (ne2fm)

10 So....you can actually follow these guys on Twitter?? And speak to them??
Posted by: Citation X driver at December 08, 2014 04:54 PM (Sqmjr)

gotta be able to speak the hadji though

Posted by: Abdi Husain Mohamad at December 08, 2014 04:55 PM (W6iIX)

11 Would the rest of the world have the balls to flatten all IS strongholds in the even they detonate such a device in Europe, or will we continue to fret about anti-Muslim backlash?

Posted by: holygoat at December 08, 2014 04:55 PM (elG7j)

12 Germany.


Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 04:55 PM (doBIb)

13
This should be interesting. Londonistan?

Posted by: maddogg at December 08, 2014 04:55 PM (xWW96)

14 Wait a second. So Twitter will shut down an account for anti-gay comments or racist remarks, but they won't shut down an avowed jihadist disseminating bomb-making instructions and threatening deployment of a dirty bomb? Am I missing something here?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 04:56 PM (NeFrd)

15 ISIS has no idea what the backlash would be. None of us do, except to say at some point in past struggles most European countries have proven they can go mad-dog crazy and start mass killings.

Posted by: MTF at December 08, 2014 04:56 PM (6um35)

16 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 04:56 PM (DPC76)

17 Can we make a case for Moscow? You know, for the Chechens?

Posted by: FDR's Television at December 08, 2014 04:56 PM (ne2fm)

18 You know where it is not?

Moscow.

Cause, Putin.

Posted by: tbodie at December 08, 2014 04:56 PM (JP4JT)

19 The Hague could use a good cleansing. Radiation kills bacteria right?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 08, 2014 04:56 PM (XzRw1)

20 Shit happens.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 08, 2014 04:56 PM (rwI+c)

21 I'm guessing its either BS or what they think is a dirty bomb but is a bunch of junk wired by enslaved children. But hey, I could be wrong and something truly horrific is going to happen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2014 04:57 PM (39g3+)

22

nightmare

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 04:57 PM (IXrOn)

23 gotta be able to speak the hadji though




Silence! I keel you! Silence!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 04:57 PM (DPC76)

24 Yes.... Yes....

Soon, my pretties. Soon.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 08, 2014 04:57 PM (5UYtO)

25 Dammit!


I wanted to make more sexual innuendo jokes in the Russian spy thread!!!!


Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 04:57 PM (doBIb)

26 So....you can actually follow these guys on Twitter?? And speak to them??

Troll 'em, hard.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 08, 2014 04:57 PM (rwI+c)

27 But it is a JV Bomb.

Posted by: Obamama at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (7wyDO)

28 The Hague could use a good cleansing. Radiation kills bacteria right?



Everything but Twinkies and roaches.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (DPC76)

29 Regardless of where it's set off, I bet more Joos are assaulted than Muslims as a result. After all, it's their fault.

Posted by: FDR's Television at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (ne2fm)

30 That dirty bomb? We'd hit it.

Posted by: Phi Kappa Psi at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (P1WNR)

31 I wonder what ISIS will be stanping in their coinage? Any ideas?

Posted by: maddogg at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (xWW96)

32 This dirty bomb will not hurt any of your goats though.

We luvz goats

Posted by: Abdi Husain Mohamad at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (W6iIX)

33 Rome?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (oDCMR)

34 *looks at time*

Yaaaaaay drinking!

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (mf5HN)

35 Derka derka muhammad allah jihad!

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 08, 2014 04:59 PM (rwI+c)

36 I would bet point of entry is Greece. Greece is one of the biggest entry points for immigrants from the Syrian conflict.

Or Bulgaria, if they are going through Turkey. But I'll bet it would be easier by water.

Just look for a glowing fishing boat in the Mediterranean!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 08, 2014 04:59 PM (4+IgA)

37 Completely OT, but this seems significant:

http://tinyurl.com/o3u82cn

SEC Pushing to Cut S&P Off From Rating Commercial Mortgage Bonds

Posted by: Oschisms at December 08, 2014 04:59 PM (uqV2n)

38 I hope it's not Amsterdam. There'd be dirty dykes everywhere.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 04:59 PM (XUKZU)

39 International city with a high contingent of wannabe jihadists. London gets my vote -- though I trust they'll catch Mohammad, Mohammed, or Mohamed beforehand.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 08, 2014 04:59 PM (zxQ4h)

40 I wouldn't bet against their claim.

I pray that it is all goat shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2014 04:59 PM (F2IAQ)

41 DERKA DERKA MUHAMMAD ALLAH JIHAD?

Posted by: Al-Shabbob Sharpton at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (vgIRn)

42 I wanted to make more sexual innuendo jokes in the Russian spy thread!!!!

--

We've had enough of that.

Posted by: Andy Felterbush at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (Ks4nX)

43 I got a dirty bomb - in my pants

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (136wp)

44 SEC Pushing to Cut S&P Off From Rating Commercial Mortgage Bonds

That sounds like some Easter Division stuff.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (rwI+c)

45
SEC Pushing to Cut S&P Off From Rating Commercial Mortgage Bonds

-
They pissed Barky off a while back by telling the truth.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (XUKZU)

46 "ISIS has no idea what the backlash would be."


The sound of a Muslim dirty bomb going off is one the prettiest sounds in the world.

Posted by: Barry O. at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (LA7Cm)

47 or Eastern


crap

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (rwI+c)

48 Would the rest of the world have the balls to flatten all IS strongholds in the even they detonate such a device in Europe, or will we continue to fret about anti-Muslim backlash?



At some point, they will lose control of their soccer hooligans and skin heads and then it's "Katie. bar the door!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (DPC76)

49 ...and if you haven't, please read or re-read Tom Clancy's The Sum of ALL Fears.

Posted by: P. Aaron at December 08, 2014 05:01 PM (2LfR1)

50 Shit happens.

SHIT HAPPENS???

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at December 08, 2014 05:01 PM (5UYtO)

51 sexual innuendo jokes! Yay!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2014 05:01 PM (F2IAQ)

52

The outcome will be nothing we've even speculated.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:01 PM (IXrOn)

53 I know it has already been said, but I fear Islam more than I fear their bomb. A dirty bomb will do very little damage in and of itself.... The fear factor is what is going to be the worst part of it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 08, 2014 05:01 PM (32Ze2)

54 OT


USPS tracking updates suck harder than Sandra Fluke attached to a vacuum pump.


Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (doBIb)

55 It wouldn't surprise me if there is more ambient background radiation in the sewers of Paris (or any major European city) than the ISIS was able to pack into a bomb.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (NeFrd)

56 Regardless of where it's set off, I bet more Joos are assaulted than Muslims as a result. After all, it's their fault.

-
Yeah, damn Jews, always breathing and shit.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (XUKZU)

57 43 I got a dirty bomb - in my pants
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2014 05:00 PM (136wp)

Seriously, JILL! come change my Depends...

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (136wp)

58 *looks at time*
Yaaaaaay drinking!
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (mf5HN)


::: pours champagne through USB port :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (V+kmg)

59 Just look for a glowing fishing boat in the Mediterranean!



Just follow the trail of dead, glowing fish.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (DPC76)

60 The future does not belong to those who insult the prophet of islam.

Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (8ZskC)

61 All because Bush lied about the dangers of Radioactive Weapons in the Middle East. Bush failed to report to the UN when these weapons were found during the Golf War in Iran. Bush's lies are again coming home to roost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jenny Steinan-Jones-Kerry from Brattleboro at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (Sd++4)

62
Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (doBIb)

I'm fond of saying that the only thing big government does well is fuck stuff up.

Posted by: maddogg at December 08, 2014 05:03 PM (xWW96)

63 Vatican City. Guessing Christmas.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:03 PM (DT3rQ)

64 The fear factor is what is going to be the worst part of it.
--
Right, but once everyone sees it's not that dangerous or that big of a deal, won't the fear factor decline?

I'm possibly assuming too much rationality in the public.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 08, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif)

65 USPS tracking updates suck harder than Sandra Fluke attached to a vacuum pump.
Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:02 PM (doBIb)


That's pretty bad, because she can suck start a B-52.

All 8 engines.

Simultaneously.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:03 PM (V+kmg)

66 You believed us? Stoopid yankees.
We have bridge for you to buy too.


Posted by: ISIS at our southern border at December 08, 2014 05:03 PM (XzRw1)

67 If they do shut down a city, Kerry will write one mean letter of protest.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:04 PM (XUKZU)

68 Vatican City. Guessing Christmas.



Crusades 2.0

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:04 PM (DPC76)

69 The fear factor is what is going to be the worst part of it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 08, 2014 05:01 PM (32Ze2)

This is Fear Factor. The explosions you are about to see were all designed and supervised by trained professionals. They are extremely dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone, anywhere, anytime! (unless you're a filthy muzzie)

Posted by: Joe Rogan at December 08, 2014 05:04 PM (136wp)

70 I wonder what ISIS will be stamping in their coinage?
In Uranium Rod We Trust

Posted by: islamic asshole at December 08, 2014 05:04 PM (2ZvEW)

71 USPS tracking updates




don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:04 PM (DPC76)

72 Crusades 2.0

And who, pray tell, would organize on Christendom's side? Put it another way, have you seen what passes for Christendom these days...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:05 PM (DT3rQ)

73 SEC Pushing to Cut S&P Off From Rating Commercial Mortgage Bonds
Posted by: Oschisms at December 08, 2014 04:59 PM (uqV2n)


By the insanity of cthulhu, my first thought was "Wait, what bowl game is that?"

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:05 PM (mf5HN)

74

Fishbone - Party At Ground Zero

http://youtu.be/MJCaFe1yamg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2014 05:05 PM (kdS6q)

75 Praise Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for President Obama !

Posted by: JGhost of Usama Bin Laden at December 08, 2014 05:06 PM (Sd++4)

76 Dammit!

I wanted to make more sexual innuendo jokes in the Russian spy thread!!!!

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 04:57 PM


What do Italian suppositories have to do with Russian spies?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2014 05:06 PM (knoK7)

77 I'm fond of saying that the only thing big government does well is fuck stuff up.

Posted by: maddogg at December 08, 2014 05:03 PM (xWW96)


I'm expecting a certain delivery to the fun store and the tracking update said it would delivered tomorrow and not today as it was scheduled. When I got home, it said it was delivered at a time before the last update saying it would be delivered tomorrow.

WTF?!?!?!? The USPS went back in time and delivered after it put out an update saying it was still in transit?????


Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:06 PM (doBIb)

78 Germany.
Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 04:55 PM (doBIb)


----------------------------------------


Maybe. Also could just be a waypoint to somewhere else.

Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2014 05:07 PM (8SzFj)

79 72 Crusades 2.0

And who, pray tell, would organize on Christendom's side? Put it another way, have you seen what passes for Christendom these days...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:05 PM (DT3rQ)

Never get between a Presbyterian and their potluck dinners...

Posted by: John Calvin at December 08, 2014 05:07 PM (136wp)

80 2 Better guess is London.

Wouldn't that be fratricide? It's thick w/muzzies. But who knows. They are so tribal and dogmatic about their religion of pieces, they might be getting a 2fer

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 08, 2014 05:07 PM (5buP8)

81 Tracking #PX7234-000472: Our software indicates that your package has just emerged from the automated sledge hammer machine, rendering the contents into approximately 2.3 million fragments just in time for scheduled delivery to your location within the next 24 hours.

Posted by: USPS- We put the Gloom in Gloom of Night at December 08, 2014 05:07 PM (NeFrd)

82 Again, what ISIS grabbed in Mosul was a bunch of natural uranium.

Unless they have a reactor somewhere to irradiate it, it is perfectly useless as a dirty bomb.

Posted by: Huh? at December 08, 2014 05:08 PM (Mrl1e)

83 USPS tracking updates suck

Worked fine for me, today.
Pretty much always does. I buy a lot of records and that's the only way people ship them.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:08 PM (mjpvY)

84 Rome?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 08, 2014 04:58 PM (oDCMR)


That would be my guess.

Set it off at or near the Vatican during a meeting of Cardinals, Francis might actually be the last Pope of a unified Catholic church...

Posted by: The Uranyl Hat at December 08, 2014 05:08 PM (lN8KC)

85 What do Italian suppositories have to do with Russian spies?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2014 05:06 PM (knoK7)

I'll bite, what?

Posted by: MikeH at December 08, 2014 05:08 PM (136wp)

86 Fishbone is Red Hot!

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:08 PM (mjpvY)

87 Again, what ISIS grabbed in Mosul was a bunch of natural uranium.

yeah. They might as well case a bomb in granite.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (rwI+c)

88 Alternately, it could be used in Spain as part of the reclamation of al-Andalus...

Posted by: The Uranyl Hat at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (lN8KC)

89

Serbia.

Phu-leeeeeze let it be Serbia.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (kdS6q)

90 Crusades 2.0


And who, pray tell, would organize on Christendom's side?



I'd go, but I'm afraid the powers that be won't like my ROE.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (DPC76)

91

Meanwhile, Hagel's breathing a sigh of relief and people are running away from the SecDef position.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (IXrOn)

92 And who, pray tell, would organize on Christendom's side? Put it another way, have you seen what passes for Christendom these days...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:05 PM (DT3rQ)
Never get between a Presbyterian and their potluck dinners...
Posted by: John Calvin at December 08, 2014 05:07 PM (136wp)


Or a Catholic and their abortion.

Wait. Wut?!?!?

Posted by: Pope Urban VI at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (V+kmg)

93 I'm expecting a certain delivery to the fun store and the tracking update said it would delivered tomorrow and not today as it was scheduled. When I got home, it said it was delivered at a time before the last update saying it would be delivered tomorrow.

WTF?!?!?!? The USPS went back in time and delivered after it put out an update saying it was still in transit?????


Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:06 PM (doBIb)



So help me, if the USPS gets to use ace's time machine that he doesn't have and only lets Mike Judge use, I will go something something.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (mf5HN)

94 Seriously, JILL! come change my Depends...
Posted by: Joe
--------------------

"Joe?...., You know what you are supposed to say..."

"Huh?..., oh, yeah, I meant 'Dr. Biden'..., sorry."

Posted by: Martini O'Mailley at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (/GgDU)

95 I'll bite, what?

Posted by: MikeH at December 08, 2014 05:08 PM (136wp)


****

You missed the innuendo.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (NeFrd)

96 Wouldn't that be fratricide? It's thick w/muzzies.

-
They're OK with that. If they die for Islam, they get a one way do not pass go, go straight to Heaven ticket.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (XUKZU)

97 Set it off at or near the Vatican during a meeting of Cardinals, Francis might actually be the last Pope of a unified Catholic church...

*winks*

Posted by: Saint Malachy at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (rwI+c)

98 I'd go, but I'm afraid the powers that be won't like my ROE.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (DPC76)

Scorched earth is so Sherman-esqe

Posted by: Powers That Bee at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (136wp)

99 I'll bite, what?

Posted by: MikeH at December 08, 2014 05:08 PM


That wasn't a riddle. That was an 'innuendo' joke. Kinda. Sorta.

I'll just go sit over here quietly, then...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (knoK7)

100 I'd go, but I'm afraid the powers that be won't like my ROE.

Dearborn's mayor?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (XzRw1)

101 We should empathize with these Dirty Bombers. It's our only hope.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (mjpvY)

102 Better guess is London. Wouldn't that be fratricide? It's thick w/muzzies. But who knows. They are so tribal and dogmatic about their religion of pieces, they might be getting a 2fer
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 08, 2014 05:07 PM (5buP


--------------------------------------


My guess. It's on the way here to the USA or to Moscow.

Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (8SzFj)

103 I guess the consensus is that this can be defused by a shitload of snark.

Sorry, I'm not buying that. The ISIS fuckweasels probably have access to people who can crank out a fairly effective nuke, and so far they've faced minimal opposition -- see: Choom Boy's reactions so far -- to anything they've tried.

I hope this is just bullshit. But I have a hunch it's not. I sure as hell hope we don't find out the hard way.

I'm not exactly reassured, though.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2014 05:10 PM (yAC3X)

104 So help me, if the USPS gets to use ace's time machine that he doesn't have and only lets Mike Judge use, I will go something something.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (mf5HN)


I got sumthin' sumthin' for you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (V+kmg)

105 You missed the innuendo.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (NeFrd)

I guess I'm being a bit of a thickie, today. Friggin Mondays..

Posted by: MikeH at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (136wp)

106 How dirty ees your bomb, Mr Bond? Let me help you to clean it up, da... *removes clothing*

Posted by: Bond Girl looking suspiciously like Anna Chapman at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (yRwC8)

107 So help me, if the USPS gets to use ace's time
machine that he doesn't have and only lets Mike Judge use, I will go
something something.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:09 PM (mf5HN)


Come with me, if you want your package...

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (doBIb)

108 The credit-rating industry has come under greater scrutiny since it was
blamed for fueling the 2008 financial crisis by giving top ratings to
bonds that later soured. If the SEC suspends part of SP's business,
it would be the first such action against a major credit-rating firm.



Liberals have always blamed everyybody for the 2008 collapse except the true culprits; themselves and their damn fixation on bad loans to poor people who could not afford them. And the SEC is just as culpable as SnP's. If I was the head of SnP's I would sue and drag it all out in court.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (u9gzs)

109 Serbia.

Phu-leeeeeze let it be Serbia.

-
Sarajevo does have a certain symmetry.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (XUKZU)

110 Black Sunday. Through Europe to Superbowl. Saw the movie.

http://youtu.be/Vzk3XZQMI88?t=3m15s

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (6hrmc)

111 I buy a lot of records and that's the only way people ship them.
Posted by: garrett
------------------

Vinyl?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (/GgDU)

112 -. So Twitter will shut down an account for anti-gay comments or racist remarks, but they won't shut down an avowed jihadist disseminating bomb-making instructions and threatening deployment of a dirty bomb? Am I missing something here-

Have you ever tried to say something negative against teh gheys on this blog? So why are you surprised that twitter does it on a bigger scale?

Posted by: fromabroad at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (8MoWY)

113

We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (LoIJo)

114 My guess. It's on the way here to the USA or to Moscow.

I would not bet against that.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (XzRw1)

115
Posted by: Barky I Numbnuts
Posted by: Barry O.
Posted by: Obamama
.................................
Daddy, why do you have so many nicknames?

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (wAQA5)

116 Liberals have always blamed everyybody for the 2008 collapse except the true culprits; themselves and their damn fixation on bad loans to poor people who could not afford them.

-
Liberalism: Utopia for people who don't math.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:12 PM (XUKZU)

117 Doesn't really matter where it is set off, if anywhere. An attack against the West is an attack against us all.

Not that we have the stones to do much about it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (l3vZN)

118

Probably spot on:

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero

http://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (kdS6q)

119 I hope this is just bullshit. But I have a hunch it's not. I sure as hell hope we don't find out the hard way.

Let me remind you the pattern of the last 6-8 years:

Bad thing happens.

Voices give happytalk about it not being that bad, or bad at all.

Other voices try to warn people it's the start of worse things.

First voices silence warnings.

The worse things happen.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (DT3rQ)

120 Liberalism: Utopia for people who don't math.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:12 PM (XUKZU)


Liberalism: politicized envy

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (V+kmg)

121 I read over the Thanksgiving break that the airlines are already prepping for this threat, and that they might not allow any luggage on flights, at all, as a way to combat terrorism. Can you imagine? Ugh that would be a rough international flight. Glad I have no grand Europe plans anytime soon.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (yRwC8)

122 Liberals have always blamed everyybody for the 2008 collapse except the true culprits;
------------------

Shut your lying whore mouth. Franklin Raines is an honest man and a credit our system. You racist.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (/GgDU)

123 ISIS doesn't need to steal the stuff when Putin can simply give it to them. What? Do people not think Putin capable of mendacity / duplicity - and not actively plotting to harm his friends in the West and Europe? He is helping to arm Iran with nukes, no?

Putin was shipping Assad munitions before Obama's red line speech and has tripled those shipments since then.

Posted by: 13times at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (WHVu+)

124 Come with me, if you want your package...

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:11 PM (doBIb)



ISWYDT.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (mf5HN)

125

Going to hurt the tourist trade, which is all a lot of those countries have to bring in money.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:14 PM (IXrOn)

126 So... Kaboom aint just for breakfast anymore?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:14 PM (OBxdH)

127 I'd go, but I'm afraid the powers that be won't like my ROE.


Dearborn's mayor?



Sherman's March to the Sea would be like a nature hike.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:14 PM (DPC76)

128 Just in time for the Holidays.

Merry Christmas, infidels!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 05:14 PM (0HooB)

129 Sadly.... just like Iran getting Nukes... this was inevitable...

Because we are not even trying to fight... because we do not recognize the enemy.

Radical, usually suggests a change.. making it more of something...

We are not fighting RADICAL Islam... we are fighting FUNDAMENTAL Islam.

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf, Howling at the Moon at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (f0pWu)

130 Liberalism: Utopia for people who don't math.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:12 PM (XUKZU)

Saw a Prius today, two bumper stickers, "Obama" and "Got Science?"

Posted by: MikeH at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (136wp)

131 ISWYDT.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (mf5HN)


Are you...Alex T. Chick?

Ba dum de dum...ba dum de dum...

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (doBIb)

132 Hope they don't blow up the Xmas t-shirts and coffee cups I just sent my sister in Germany.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (wAQA5)

133 Radiation hormesis (also called radiation homeostasis) is the hypothesis that low doses of ionizing radiation (within the region of and just above natural background levels) are beneficial, stimulating the activation of repair mechanisms that protect against disease, that are not activated in absence of ionizing radiation. The reserve repair mechanisms are hypothesized to be sufficiently effective when stimulated as to not only cancel the detrimental effects of ionizing radiation but also inhibit disease not related to radiation exposure (see hormesis).[1][2][3][4] This counter-intuitive hypothesis has captured the attention of scientists and public alike in recent years.[5]

Posted by: tmitsss at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (1nj96)

134 Yay!! My home IP is unblocked now!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (o/3Hk)

135 Given that the Pope commands more divisions than I do, I am kind of left with my snark as the only weapon that I can deploy in this particular scenario. Wry observations on the downfall of civilization or gentle mocking of Chicken Littles, it's all I've got.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (NeFrd)

136 I expect that they next claim that they have detonated the dirty bomb in the European city of Chernobyl .

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (014lE)

137 Vinyl?


Yep.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (mjpvY)

138 Nuremburg at Christmas. Gingerbread everywhere.

Helluva Feuerzangenbowle.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (ZKzrr)

139 I wanted to make more sexual innuendo jokes in the Russian spy thread!!!!

-
Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.
they leave the West behind.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (XUKZU)

140 Glad I have no grand Europe plans anytime soon.
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM (yRwC


We do, but we haven't booked it yet.

Been bringing this up to hubby, before they even announced this. I just don't think Europe is very safe at all these days.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (IXrOn)

141 Wait... Wut...? My hash is changing every post?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (o/3Hk)

142 We love us some more John McCain


http://tinyurl.com/m2nx8mt

Ussie's with ISIS.



Posted by: ISIS at our southern border at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (XzRw1)

143
Saw a Prius today, two bumper stickers, "Obama" and "Got Science?"
Posted by: MikeH
.....................
My brother's brand new Spark EV is adorned with "Hillary 2016".

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (wAQA5)

144 >>> Do people not think Putin capable of mendacity / duplicity - and not
actively plotting to harm his friends in the West and Europe? He is
helping to arm Iran with nukes, no?

The low oil costs are decimating the Russia economy and any gains the country is making...I would not out it past Putin to do anything that keeps him relevant in the world and increases his power. Screwing Europe any way he can is one of them. Good call.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (yRwC8)

145 Anne Chapman is da bomb and a dirty one at that

Posted by: tmitsss at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (1nj96)

146 137 Vinyl?


Yep.
Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (mjpvY)

A vinyl record store just opened up in our local mall, thought I was back in the 1970s, was looking around for killer bunnies...

Posted by: MikeH at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (136wp)

147 Wait... Wut...? My hash is changing every post?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (o/3Hk)


We've located the router, and it's assigning IP's from inside your house!

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (doBIb)

148 Wait... Wut...? My hash is changing every post?

You have dynamic IP, don't you?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (DT3rQ)

149 Been bringing this up to hubby, before they even announced this. I just don't think Europe is very safe at all these days.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (IXrOn)


Probably safer than US airports which are guarded by the government.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (u9gzs)

150 So,when the loose the dirty bomb, Congress and the White House can blame it on the report Feinstein just released

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (zOTsN)

151 133 - Thus.., background levels of Radon are actually beneficial, as opposed to reason for hand-wringing hysteria.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (/GgDU)

152 68 Vatican City. Guessing Christmas.



Crusades 2.0
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:04 PM (DPC76

Hmmm. Interesting, Europeans won't fight, and neither will this Muzzie lover in the whitehouse. Who will lead this Crusades 2.0?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (F2IAQ)

153 Chokehold demonstration forming near the White House.

Posted by: Reggie and the Wedgies at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (W5DcG)

154
We've located the router, and it's assigning IP's from inside your house!

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM


THEN WHO WAS ROUTER!!1!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (knoK7)

155 Radiation hormesis (also called radiation homeostasis) is the hypothesis that low doses of ionizing radiation (within the region of and just above natural background levels) are beneficial, stimulating the activation of repair mechanisms that protect against disease, that are not activated in absence of ionizing radiation. The reserve repair mechanisms are hypothesized to be sufficiently effective when stimulated as to not only cancel the detrimental effects of ionizing radiation but also inhibit disease not related to radiation exposure (see hormesis).[1][2][3][4] This counter-intuitive hypothesis has captured the attention of scientists and public alike in recent years.[5]
Posted by: tmitsss at December 08, 2014 05:15 PM (1nj96)



So. What you're saying is that if some person, who is not me in any possible way, were to get exposed to radiation she, who is NOT ME in any way, could become Mystique?

Go on . . . .


Story time: Once upon a time Boy BFF had a potential job offer from a nuclear facility. He called up and told me and I said finally we'll have access to weapons grade plutonium.

His wife flipped out in the background because that was exactly what he said. The main reason she was freaking out was the finally.

Some people. So touchy.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (mf5HN)

156 Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (yRwC

It ain't exactly causing a lot of cheers in Texas either.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 08, 2014 05:19 PM (014lE)

157 I wonder if it was smuggled by that notorious terrorist Azheet Midrars?

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd at December 08, 2014 05:19 PM (1b+5Z)

158 even if it is not true it is going to give the jihaids a chance to watch the keystone cops like response.


maybe it is more benny-hill like.

Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:19 PM (iBXmZ)

159 82
Again, what ISIS grabbed in Mosul was a bunch of natural uranium.



Unless they have a reactor somewhere to irradiate it, it is perfectly useless as a dirty bomb.
--------
Correct, but you also have to realize that for the largest portion of the population, uranium = radiation = BAD! Even just detonating that device in a major metropolitan area would create a huge amount of panic. Chances are that more people would be killed in the explosion than would die of "radiation" poisoning, but the reaction would be devastating.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 08, 2014 05:19 PM (vVSOO)

160 Wait... Wut...? My hash is changing every post?
Posted by: fixerupper



The MUMR sickness??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:19 PM (DPC76)

161 Re: plane crash,

It's very rolling hilly all around there in Montgomery Co. the airport is the flattest spot. Drove on Snouffer school a lot.

Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2014 05:19 PM (DL2i+)

162 My brother's brand new Spark EV is adorned with "Hillary 2016".
Posted by: wth
-----------------

Slips a stiff shot of Rebel Yell through the USB port.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at December 08, 2014 05:19 PM (/GgDU)

163 153 Chokehold demonstration forming near the White House.
Posted by: Reggie and the Wedgies at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (W5DcG)

Please, please can I be first!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (136wp)

164 You have dynamic IP, don't you?

-----

Nope... But I think my hash is settled now...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (xrURQ)

165 Islam is FUN-DA-MENTAL

Posted by: islamic asshole at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (2ZvEW)

166 Wash, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:13 PM


Exactomundo.

But every time we hit the "repeat" cycle, our ability to react and respond seems to diminish.

After 9/11/01, the terrorists had to deal with Dubya, who ultimately got distracted by Saddam Hussein and didn't do all that much structural damage to the terrorists.

Now we have Choom Boy, whose sympathies lie more with the terrorists than with American citizens (or Europeans, for that matter).

As long as ISIS doesn't pop a nuke in Scotland -- thereby wiping out a ton of good golf courses President Historic First© hasn't played yet -- they've got a damn good chance of walking away from a "nuclear incident" with nothing more than a faux fierce scolding from D.C.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (yAC3X)

167 / Fwank sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (/GgDU)

168 THEN WHO WAS ROUTER!!1!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (knoK7)

THEN WHO WAS ROUTER!!1!!!?

Posted by: Rev Al at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (o2Jt2)

169 What a day, hot ginger Rooskie spy chicks and dirty bombs...and I have to spoil it by going to work.


Ah hell, later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, In His Bunk at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (6fyGz)

170 155 Story time: Once upon a time Boy BFF had a
potential job offer from a nuclear facility. He called up and told me
and I said finally we'll have access to weapons grade plutonium.



His wife flipped out in the background because that was exactly what
he said. The main reason she was freaking out was the finally.



Some people. So touchy.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (mf5HN)

Had to be Savannah River, a government agency.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (u9gzs)

171 i hope feinstein is happy she is de nuttting intelligence in the face of nuclear terrorism. some legacy she is gonna have.

Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (iBXmZ)

172 Since the Anna Chapman thread is dying like my chances of scoring Soviet sex spy shenanigans, my question is:



What do we have in our sex spy arsenal that can compete with that???



Someone tell me that the CIA just hired Kate Upton for field work.

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (doBIb)

173 This is tooo fricken weird.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (OBxdH)

174 Some people. So touchy.

Yeah. They'd probably fuss about a Ravage strike, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (0HooB)

175 Didn't Joe Wilson assure us there was no uranium in Iraq? Is this not *the* uranium we were concerned about just like the chemical weapons recently found in Iraq weren't *the* ones we said were there either.

Posted by: scofflaw at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (y9ZJX)

176
My brother's brand new Spark EV is adorned with "Hillary 2016".

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (wAQA5)


"Gee, I'm sorry I ran my truck into your EV. Multiple times. And that it then caught fire. Musta been those batteries, they're not safe in an accident."

Posted by: CM at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (0NdlF)

177 How's that multi-culti shit working out for ya, Europe? About as well as it's working out for us here?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (oKE6c)

178 We need our immigrant friends to do the cleanup jobs Americans won't do

Posted by: John McCain at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (LoIJo)

179
A vinyl record store just opened up in our local mall



It's about the only area of growth in music, anymore. Sales go up 20% or so every year.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (mjpvY)

180

Someone tell me that the CIA just hired Kate Upton for field work.



Speaking of Kate, per the sidebar, she just got shot.

(in a magazine)

Posted by: CM at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (0NdlF)

181 " for the largest portion of the population, uranium = radiation = BAD!"


That's what I was thinking. It could be relatively harmless apart from the initial "Bang!" but the psyche effect on the population would be the biggest impact.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (LA7Cm)

182 you always wonder how could all those germans have fallen for even embraced hitler's line? then you see the brown and garner protesters willingly discarding logic.

Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (iBXmZ)

183
...and if you haven't, please read or re-read Tom Clancy's The Sum of ALL Fears.

Posted by: P. Aaron at December 08, 2014 05:01 PM (2LfR1)


Not to be confused with the Common core math textbook, "Fear of All Sums."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (8Fl6F)

184 176
My brother's brand new Spark EV is adorned with "Hillary 2016".

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (wAQA5)

Always knew you were adopted brother or Mom dropped you on your f*cking head.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (F2IAQ)

185 Hmmmmm..... Does this mean I'm now unbannable?

Muhahahahahahhaha....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (xrURQ)

186 Someone tell me that the CIA just hired Kate Upton for field work.

The sidebar says some magazine just shot her.

I'll be in my bunk, mourning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (0HooB)

187 Why (aside from being bat-shit crazy murdering assholes) would they provoke outsiders when they're doing ok in Iraq?

Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (DL2i+)

188 Posted by: MrScribbler at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (yAC3X)

Dubya was anything but distracted when dealing with terrorism. That maybe is what distracted him from other issues though.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (014lE)

189 177 My brother's brand new Spark EV is adorned with "Hillary 2016".
Posted by: wth at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (wAQA5)
"Gee, I'm sorry I ran my truck into your EV. Multiple times. And that it then caught fire. Musta been those batteries, they're not safe in an accident."
Posted by: CM at December 08, 2014 05:21 PM (0NdlF)




Won't work. Hillary's forgotten more about batteries than you'll ever know.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (oKE6c)

190 Dallas.

Posted by: despair at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (dcY7v)

191 Speaking of Kate, per the sidebar, she just got shot.


Too much clothing.


*down twinkles*

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (doBIb)

192 This is not the uranium you are looking for.

Posted by: Obiwan Wilson at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (W5DcG)

193 Been bringing this up to hubby, before they even announced this. I just don't think Europe is very safe at all these days. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (IXrOn)

It's tough...obviously you want to be safe, but I also cringe at the though of letting bullies dictate how I live my life. I visited Egypt pre green revolution, so glad I did; not the hotbed it is today and still were worried for our safety, but was so worth it. When Beck and Hannity both did big trips to Israel I thought they were nuts; didn't they know the risks? But they both came back the US just fine.

Of course they can also buy the best protection money can buy, that helps quite a bit...

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (yRwC8)

194 It's about the only area of growth in music, anymore. Sales go up 20% or so every year.
Posted by: garrett
---------------

Now..., if someone will only start making quantities of good stylii.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (/GgDU)

195 Damn. MUMR actually making sense today.

/checks drink for LSD

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:24 PM (DT3rQ)

196 or Mom dropped you on your f*cking head.

My mother actually did drop me on my head, when I was nine months old.

Now you understand everything.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 08, 2014 05:24 PM (ZKzrr)

197 Speaking of Kate, per the sidebar, she just got shot.


Those pictures are old.

Posted by: Justin Verlander at December 08, 2014 05:24 PM (mjpvY)

198 Been bringing this up to hubby, before they even announced this. I just don't think Europe is very safe at all these days.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (IXrOn)


----------------------------------------


Had an old friend from Kaiserslautern, Germany (my old stomping ground) tell me that walking around town like we used to do in the 70's is a death wish now with all of the "asian" people around.

Plus, there aren't as many young women as there used to be.

Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2014 05:24 PM (8SzFj)

199 Damn. MUMR actually making sense today.


Beat me to it by that much...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2014 05:24 PM (knoK7)

200 Has anyone prepared that special place under Mitch McConnell's desk yet?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (XzRw1)

201 His wife flipped out in the background because that
was exactly what he said. The main reason she was freaking out was the
finally.



Some people. So touchy.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (mf5HN)



*ponders the ramifications of AtC thought-clones in the nuclear industry*

what could possibly go wrong?

Later roonz and roonettez, fear no...*looks at what I just typed*...well, try not to worry TOO much anyway...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, In His Bunk at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (6fyGz)

202 Mmm. Yellow cake.

Posted by: homer jihadi at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (2ZvEW)

203 Wait.... MUMRs post stayed up.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (OBxdH)

204 185 Hmmmmm..... Does this mean I'm now unbannable?

Muhahahahahahhaha....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (xrURQ

No, speaking from experience.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (F2IAQ)

205 Now..., if someone will only start making quantities of good stylii.


You wouldn't believe what you could spend on a new Cartridge.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (mjpvY)

206 194 It's about the only area of growth in music, anymore. Sales go up 20% or so every year.
Posted by: garrett
---------------

Now..., if someone will only start making quantities of good stylii.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (/GgDU)

General question, what are they releasing? Is it re-issues? Do they make cut they from the original reference masters?

Posted by: MikeH at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (136wp)

207 meh, anna chapman is not all that if you look closely. her prospects suck about as much as snowden's. she is an entry level blown spy, not even any stories to tell.

Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (iBXmZ)

208 Won't work. Hillary's forgotten more about batteries than you'll ever know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (oKE6c)


Hillary is the reason why Radio Shack discontinued their free battery of the month card.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (W5DcG)

209 Since the Anna Chapman thread is dying like my chances of scoring Soviet sex spy shenanigans, my question is:



What do we have in our sex spy arsenal that can compete with that???



Someone tell me that the CIA just hired Kate Upton for field work.

-
No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (XUKZU)

210 French waiters will disarm the bomb with eye-rolling and rude remarks.

Posted by: eman at December 08, 2014 05:26 PM (mR7Es)

211 Hmmmmm..... Does this mean I'm now unbannable?

Muhahahahahahhaha....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (xrURQ)


Coming up next on the AoSHQ Channel....

The D-Lamp Chronicles: Tales of the Unbanned

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:26 PM (V+kmg)

212 They'll love the smell of napalm in the morning

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at December 08, 2014 05:26 PM (LoIJo)

213 *ponders the ramifications of AtC thought-clones in the nuclear industry*

No more brownouts on the Atlantic seaboard?

...yeah, I should just put out the tribute for the Ravage to collect on the way out...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:26 PM (DT3rQ)

214 No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (XUKZU)



We're so boned...

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:26 PM (doBIb)

215 /checks drink for LSD

*Chuckles fiendishly while eating pudding*

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 08, 2014 05:26 PM (zxQ4h)

216 You wouldn't believe what you could spend on a new Cartridge.


I paid $600 for one in 1986. Still have it, still sounds awesome.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 05:27 PM (0HooB)

217 No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.

Surprise! "The Interview" is a documentary! (Was a better movie when it was "Spies Like Us", though.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:27 PM (DT3rQ)

218 @172 What do we have in our sex spy arsenal that can compete with that???
-----------------------

That would be sexist.

Pig.

Posted by: junior at December 08, 2014 05:27 PM (UWFpX)

219 if cia sent kate upton to the field it would be to pull a plow.

Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:27 PM (iBXmZ)

220
No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.



Overweight black woman as a spy? Mmm-mm-mmm.

Posted by: CM at December 08, 2014 05:27 PM (0NdlF)

221 What do we have in our sex spy arsenal that can compete with that??? Someone tell me that the CIA just hired Kate Upton for field work.
----
No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (XUKZU)


Whachoo want, bitch? You callin' me?

Posted by: LaShaniQUa Da've, Superspy Local #234 at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM (V+kmg)

222 I felt very safe in Israel. Of course that was over a year ago.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM (zOTsN)

223 *Chuckles fiendishly while eating pudding*
Posted by: Bill Cosby


HA! Never eat a Moron's pudding!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM (DT3rQ)

224 You wouldn't believe what you could spend on a new Cartridge.

Posted by: garrett
---------

Yes..., I would.
Thus my complaint.
Plenty of old-but-quite-good cartridges around, not many good stylii.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM (/GgDU)

225 If a dirty bomb goes off in a European Muslim ghetto, will it be heard?

Hope it's in France. They've been pals with the Muzzies for centuries. Mostly out of spite and general snarky Frenchiness

THAT'S A JOKE!

*This comment is meant to be sooo stupid that readers will snicker.
Any implied intent to cheer on blood thirsty death cult terrorists is purely coincidental.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM (RZzX3)

226 as for fear factor, we'll just call it yellowcake

no-one worries about yellow cake.

Posted by: willow at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM (nqBYe)

227 Overweight black woman as a spy? Mmm-mm-mmm.

She'll end up with the recipe for a new low-carb strawberry beer.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM (ZKzrr)

228 Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.

they leave the West behind.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:16 PM (XUKZU)


And Kim Kardashian got most of that bequest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2014 05:29 PM (8Fl6F)

229 you always wonder how could all those germans have fallen for even embraced hitler's line? then you see the brown and garner protesters willingly discarding logic.
Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (iBXmZ)


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I've been commenting on this since 2008. Scary shit.

Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2014 05:29 PM (8SzFj)

230 They stole "90 pounds of uranium"?

How many dirty bombs would that make?

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:29 PM (kWxsq)

231 No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.

-----

So.... Rachel Jenteel.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:29 PM (o/3Hk)

232 Radiation Horn-e-sis

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 08, 2014 05:18 PM (mf5HN)

No...it just makes you horny.

Duh!

[Wow...where did you go to school?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2014 05:30 PM (Zu3d9)

233 Someone tell me that the CIA just hired Kate Upton for field work.

Miss me now huh?

Posted by: Zombie Julia Child at December 08, 2014 05:30 PM (XzRw1)

234 No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.
--------

Is this about Susan Rice?
It's about Susan Rice isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:30 PM (/GgDU)

235 No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.

-----

So.... Rachel Jenteel.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:29 PM (o/3Hk)


Well, he DID say it was "weighted"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:31 PM (V+kmg)

236 68 Vatican City. Guessing Christmas.

Crusades 2.0
---

With THIS pope??? Not sure which side he'd fight on.

Posted by: despair at December 08, 2014 05:31 PM (dcY7v)

237 Well, he DID say it was "weighted"

Dat's retahded.

Suh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 05:31 PM (0HooB)

238 They stole "90 pounds of uranium"?

How many dirty bombs would that make?
Posted by: wheatie
------------------

A common 'core' question?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:31 PM (/GgDU)

239 if europeans were smart they would start lacing their chemtrail mix with pork an stuff. make the whole continent a no go zone.

Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:31 PM (iBXmZ)

240 Wow!

1,000,000 monkeys pounding on keyboards really will eventually type something intelligible.

MUMR made sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2014 05:31 PM (Zu3d9)

241 What do we have in our sex spy arsenal that can compete with that??? Someone tell me that the CIA just hired Kate Upton for field work. Posted by: EC at December 08, 2014 05:20 PM (doBIb)

Oh I assume we already have them, beautiful model ready spies, but they have the sense to stay under the radar and go about their business instead of turning themselves into tabloid fodder headliners.

Though as we learned in Zoolander models make the perfect assassins/spies...maybe Upton is doing undercover work a la Julia Child? That idea pleases me. Though I'm sure a Cloud hack is not a good spy resume enhancer...

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:32 PM (yRwC8)

242 What would stop them from smuggling it into the US? Our borders are wide open.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:32 PM (kWxsq)

243 So ISIS managed to get a dirty bomb into Europe and decided to play hide and seek with the cops instead of deploying it when no one knew about it?


BULLSHIT!

Posted by: CozMark at December 08, 2014 05:32 PM (gYPAF)

244
"Gee, I'm sorry I ran my truck into your EV. Multiple times. And that it then caught fire. Musta been those batteries, they're not safe in an accident."
Posted by: CM
.......................
Oh, and too bad somebody let the air out of your tire since it doesn't come with a spare or even a donut.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2014 05:32 PM (wAQA5)

245 MUMR made sense.

Over and over and over...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 05:33 PM (0HooB)

246 Have I ever told you the one about Arab Winter?

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at December 08, 2014 05:33 PM (LoIJo)

247 Overweight black woman as a spy? Mmm-mm-mmm.


SHIRLEY HEMPHILL

IS

JASON BOURNE

IN

YO' MAMA'S BOURNE IDENTITY, FOOL

Posted by: --- at December 08, 2014 05:33 PM (MMC8r)

248 "In Uranium Rod We Trust"

Serious, guys, I'm clean!

Posted by: Uranium Rodriguez at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (dcY7v)

249 Oh, and too bad somebody let the air out of your tire since it doesn't come with a spare or even a donut.
Posted by: wth
---------------------

No.
Can't be...
Can it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (/GgDU)

250 What-choo talkin' bout, Jason?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (NeFrd)

251 Posted by: --- at December 08, 2014 05:33 PM (MMC8r)

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Dammit.... I got spew all over my Android...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (xrURQ)

252 230 They stole "90 pounds of uranium"?

How many dirty bombs would that make?
Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:29 PM (kWxsq)

None, but don't tell them that. They've just beclowned themselves.

I wonder if Rolling Stone is going to cover the ISIS manual on owning female conbucines?

Posted by: Jean at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (TETYm)

253 238 They stole "90 pounds of uranium"?

How many dirty bombs would that make?

Posted by: wheatie

------------------

A common 'core' question?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:31 PM (/GgDU)

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Hah. Well done.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (kWxsq)

254 No, it's all done based upon a civil service exam weighted for affirmative action.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 05:25 PM (XUKZU)




Great. Now if we find a Russian diplomat who has a taste for ghettopotamuses, we're good to go.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (oKE6c)

255 Though as we learned in Zoolander models make the perfect assassins/spies...maybe Upton is doing undercover work a la Julia Child? That idea pleases me. Though I'm sure a Cloud hack is not a good spy resume enhancer...
Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:32 PM (yRwC


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Kate's going to start wearing glasses and infiltrate Russia as a naughty librarian.

Posted by: Soona at December 08, 2014 05:35 PM (8SzFj)

256 "...a taste for ghettopotamuses...."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (oKE6c)

There are no words.....

I am in awe. And still laughing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2014 05:36 PM (Zu3d9)

257 Yeah, yeah MUMR.



Yada yada yada, Later all God bless :-]


etc.


Just get on with it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:36 PM (NeFrd)

258 Well when Spain was attacked by a bomb, they went "Oh we're so sorry!" and thew out their government for a bunch of appeasing wimps. So I'm not sanguine that a bomb would result in angry response.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2014 05:36 PM (39g3+)

259 Excellent! Just got text from the oldest.... he's coming home from Ferguson tonite. Mrs Fixer will be ecstatic.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (xrURQ)

260 Kate's going to start wearing glasses and infiltrate Russia as a naughty librarian.

That new video game of her charging the minotaur is full of win: it manages to show one complete cycle of her bewbs in slow motion.

Clearly.

Bunk...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (0HooB)

261 General question, what are they releasing?
Is it re-issues?
Do they make cut they from the original reference masters?



Everything. New and Old.
Lots of Re-Issues, too.
Yes and No.
It really depends on the individual label and their commitment to the analog chain. But there are a lot of crappy houses re-issuing stuff from digital sources that aren't even master sources.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (pIZkw)

262
You want Kate Upton
You'd settle for Carrie Mathison
You get Valerie Plame

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (/GgDU)

263 >I vote for Paris.

Fuck, normally I wouldn't care but I'm transiting CDG to get to Rome next Friday night for my honeymoon.......I really hate these backward goat fuckers.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (XqeyF)

264 puts knickel on top of mitts head.

must have a knic in the album

(does that age me a bit?)

Posted by: willow at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (nqBYe)

265 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 08, 2014 05:36 PM (39g3+)

Europe has a long and storied history of xenophobia culminating in expulsion, or worse.

I don't think it will happen, but I would not be shocked if it does.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2014 05:38 PM (Zu3d9)

266 If Europe gets hit with a dirty bomb, well, they obviously acted stupidly.

/fore!

Posted by: King Barack I at December 08, 2014 05:38 PM (25HWz)

267 There are more than a few guys selling styli on eBay.

Though I doubt anyone would fail to look their for anything, these days.

Posted by: garrett at December 08, 2014 05:38 PM (xPHLK)

268 Though as we learned in Zoolander models make the perfect assassins/spies...maybe Upton is doing undercover work a la Julia Child? That idea pleases me. Though I'm sure a Cloud hack is not a good spy resume enhancer...
Posted by: LizLem at December 08,


I think about those that visit the hard core places, Rodman, Penn, Stone, etc. You never know. Even Angelina Jolie (and Pitt) Mr. and & Mrs. Smith irony.

I suspect Clooney could be. Anyone who has "access."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:38 PM (IXrOn)

269
Big deal, I was raped by the Elephant Man!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 08, 2014 05:40 PM (NtzGn)

270 I think it is the consensus that the thin veneer of civility the appears in europe is very thin and it is easily worn through in the event the jihadis step out of line. it is not as if the euros have not engaged in apocalyptic massacres of each other at home before.

Posted by: n at December 08, 2014 05:40 PM (iBXmZ)

271 Moscow is in Europe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2014 05:40 PM (ZfUN7)

272 I like carpet !!

Posted by: Jessica Simpson at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (W6iIX)

273 I don't think it will happen, but I would not be shocked if it does.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2014 05:38 PM (Zu3d9)


Ah, monsieur, I know very well it will not.

Posted by: Jean Raspail, Award Winning Author of Camp of the Saints at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (V+kmg)

274 @258 Well when Spain was attacked by a bomb, they went "Oh we're so sorry!" and thew out their government for a bunch of appeasing wimps. So I'm not sanguine that a bomb would result in angry response.
-------------------

Sort of. A lot of it had to do with the perception that the ruling party instantly turned on the wrong group for the bombing. This made them all look like idiots right before the election.

Though several months afterwards, I saw some stuff that suggested it was, in fact, the opposition party that immediately went charging off the wrong way. And then managed to get the ruling party convicted for the opposition's offence in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: junior at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (UWFpX)

275 Now..., if someone will only start making quantities of good stylii.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:23 PM (/GgDU)

A Shure M-91ED used to sell for $30 retail when I worked in the TV shop. It is $74 now at Amazon. The needle alone is $20.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (u9gzs)

276 Has Fox dug up a dirty bomb expert yet?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (XzRw1)

277 I like carpet !!
Posted by: Jessica Simpson at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (W6iIX)


Go on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (V+kmg)

278 [-: sselB doG lla retaL

Posted by: yenmoR esrevinU rorriM at December 08, 2014 05:41 PM (NeFrd)

279 As long as it's not Scotland. I've got a golf trip planned for next summer

Posted by: King Putt at December 08, 2014 05:42 PM (LoIJo)

280 timmad, kcos ym xif

Posted by: yenmoR ttiM esrevinU rorriM at December 08, 2014 05:42 PM (NeFrd)

281 252 230 They stole "90 pounds of uranium"?

How many dirty bombs would that make?

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:29 PM (kWxsq)



None, but don't tell them that. They've just beclowned themselves.

I wonder if Rolling Stone is going to cover the ISIS manual on owning female conbucines?


Posted by: Jean at December 08, 2014 05:34 PM (TETYm)

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"None"? ...They stole the wrong kind?

Sorry, I am kind of stupid about this.

And, heh...Rolling Stone would probably come up with some way to justify ISIS owning concubines.
Because, diversity!

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:42 PM (kWxsq)

282 timmad, kcos ym xif
----------------

That's Serbian, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:43 PM (/GgDU)

283 Do it. I don't give a shit. None.

They need a wake-up call and fewer doucherocket neckbeards.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at December 08, 2014 05:43 PM (UtwNa)

284 Again, what ISIS grabbed in Mosul was a bunch of natural uranium. Unless they have a reactor somewhere to irradiate it, it is perfectly useless as a dirty bomb.

---

What they have going for them is the modern Euro's pathological fear of anything called "nuclear" or "radiation". One uranium atom may be enough to shut down a city.

Posted by: despair at December 08, 2014 05:43 PM (dcY7v)

285


ot - over the weekend, in the food thread, people were talking up their thermapens (I believe).

ThermoWorks has some limited edition ones (good for Christmas presents).

http://tinyurl.com/9byfq7g

Tiger Stripe Camo with US Flag
Rattlesnake
Digi-Camo with US Flag
Camo
etc...

pretty cool

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:43 PM (IXrOn)

286 MUMR sodomizes baby goats.

Posted by: --- at December 08, 2014 05:44 PM (MMC8r)

287 Moscow is in Europe.

Saw some Drudge teaser a couple days ago about 2,500 new mosques since Putin took office. I adjusted my Doomsday clock accordingly.

*looks at watch, then skyward*

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 08, 2014 05:44 PM (zxQ4h)

288 Posted by: DanInMN at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (XqeyF

****

Reason #636 to not get married.


Howdy,'Rons. Trying to post on my tablet from the bar.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2014 05:44 PM (NW6CF)

289 And just for the record, the bomb in Sum of All Fears was not a dirty bomb, it was a nuke that fizzled.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:44 PM (NeFrd)

290 I don't care. Maybe afterwards they can reopen some of those old campsites.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2014 05:45 PM (ZfUN7)

291 ot - over the weekend, in the food thread, people were talking up their thermapens (I believe).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:43 PM (IXrOn)


Y'all get one. I highly recommend them. You'll never ruin a piece of meat ever again.

No, that's not a euphemism.

I think.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:45 PM (V+kmg)

292 286 AE

That would be moi :-)

Posted by: speedster1 at December 08, 2014 05:45 PM (C0wzD)

293 "144
>>> Do people not think Putin capable of mendacity / duplicity - and not

actively plotting to harm his friends in the West and Europe? He is

helping to arm Iran with nukes, no?

The low oil costs are
decimating the Russia economy and any gains the country is making...I
would not out it past Putin to do anything that keeps him relevant in
the world and increases his power. Screwing Europe any way he can is one
of them. Good call.


Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:17 PM (yRwC"

While I don't suspect Putin of being behind this, I do believe that Putin knows how to react and take advantage of a situation. Hw is this for a scenario:

Muslims set off a dirty bomb somewhere in Europe. Putin announces that since NATO is unable to protect Europeans from Muslim terrorists, he will step in. Hours later, Russian Bear bombers take off loaded with conventional bombs and start devastating the IS areas in Iraq and Syria. Many innocent civilians are killed but this is the Russians so nobody really expects anything else. In the process all the oil wells, refineries and pipelines within a hundred miles of where any ISIS activity has occurred are destroyed.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 08, 2014 05:46 PM (PD6iL)

294 Back masking?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2014 05:46 PM (ZfUN7)

295 >ot - over the weekend, in the food thread, people were talking up their thermapens (I believe).

Thermapens are the stuff. They read so fast that you can watch the temp change as the probe goes through the meat. You can pretty much see cold spots and gradients. I'm a bit of a brisket aficionado and my Thermapen is the secret weapon behind tasty BBQ.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 08, 2014 05:46 PM (XqeyF)

296 Reason #636 to not get married.

Howdy,'Rons. Trying to post on my tablet from the bar.



That's one way.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2014 05:46 PM (DPC76)

297 Y'all get one. I highly recommend them. You'll never ruin a piece of meat ever again.
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Sounds interesting.

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at December 08, 2014 05:46 PM (/GgDU)

298 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 08, 2014 05:33 PM (CuI6r)

Might be a problem for CAIR here in the USA as well.


Posted by: jwb7605 at December 08, 2014 05:47 PM (ZALPg)

299 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:38 PM (IXrOn)

****


Didn't Elvis offer to be an FBI agent?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 08, 2014 05:47 PM (NW6CF)

300 OT

The Bad News: The granddaughter has a cold.


The Good News: I don't have to go to her school holiday singing program.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 08, 2014 05:47 PM (NeFrd)

301 >>> 177 My brother's brand new Spark EV is adorned with "Hillary 2016".

Found out over the hols that one of my favorite cousins in laws, who I adore about 99% of the time, is absolutely besotted with Lizzie Warren. Absolutely adores her. I am gobsmacked and dismayed, I thought she was more intelligent than that. I avoided inserting Liawatha jokes somehow into our convos but it was hard.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 05:47 PM (yRwC8)

302 When confronted with something like this, I ask myself- What Would Ben Affleck Do. (WWBAD)?
There's nothing to worry about; until you can fill a sports stadium with terrorists, you're strictly JV.
If you disagree, then we can both agree that you're racist.

Posted by: Mikeb at December 08, 2014 05:47 PM (d/d3K)

303 Might be a problem for CAIR here in the USA as well. Posted by: jwb7605 at December 08, 2014 05:47 PM (ZALPg)

Probably.

But it won't be a problem for long.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2014 05:48 PM (V+kmg)

304 MUMR

Stopped clock, blind squirrel, etc, etc

Posted by: speedster1 at December 08, 2014 05:48 PM (C0wzD)

305 You'll be nice, until it's time to not be nice.


Posted by: Jack at December 08, 2014 05:50 PM (53CCM)

306 We all know what would happen if a dirty bomb goes off in a European capitol. Immediately, all the Progs would be out front saying the Islam is the religion of peace and we shouldn't paint all islamists with a broad brush so that we don't hurt their little special snowflake feelings.....And Boooosh!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 08, 2014 05:50 PM (vVSOO)

307 Immigration reform meeting held today at Gracie Mansion. mayors meeting to better server illegal aliens.

Attendees: [Site won't post text laundered via Notepad. See link instead]

http://preview.tinyurl.com/otvfsrc

Posted by: RioBravo at December 08, 2014 05:51 PM (z27Ny)

308 heh
TheBlaze retweeted5m
Brad Staggs @TheBlazeBrad
Crowd gathers to watch man eaten by dog on @glennbeck @theblaze @TheBlazeLaVern pic.twitter.com/rgLTSli6Ct

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 08, 2014 05:52 PM (ZPrif)

309 279 As long as it's not Scotland. I've got a golf trip planned for next summer

Posted by: King Putt at December 08, 2014 05:42 PM (LoIJo)

....................

Well now you got me thinking....I have one too in Scotland, in July, at St Andrews. They wouldn't blow up Tiger Woods would they? Crap they could blow up big names from half of Europe and other countries come to think of it. I may want to rethink this trip......

Posted by: Molly k. at December 08, 2014 05:53 PM (N/lIg)

310 I TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!

Posted by: RON PAUL!!! at December 08, 2014 05:53 PM (Oz2Jh)

311 Europe is a big country.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 08, 2014 05:54 PM (ZfUN7)

312 Muslims set off a dirty bomb somewhere in Europe. Putin announces that since NATO is unable to protect Europeans from Muslim terrorists, he will step in. Hours later, Russian Bear bombers take off loaded with conventional bombs and start devastating the IS areas in Iraq and Syria. Many innocent civilians are killed but this is the Russians so nobody really expects anything else. In the process all the oil wells, refineries and pipelines within a hundred miles of where any ISIS activity has occurred are destroyed.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 08, 2014 05:46 PM (PD6iL)


If they pop a nuke, I could see Putin popping one. If they pop a nuke, retaliation should be in kind. No fucking around.

You wish to inflict pain? Here comes pain, motherfucker.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at December 08, 2014 05:55 PM (UtwNa)

313 Had to be Savannah River, a government agency.

Why the Savannah River Site? They're far from the only facility in the weapons complex.

Or is there something about their materials security we should know? >8^>

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 08, 2014 05:55 PM (PMGbu)

314 Why Europe? Why not here?

We're the country with a rape culture and where Michael Brown can't rob a store with being oppressed by the White, Christianist, Patria-Hegmon-Oligarchy!

Plus Global Warming! Never forget Global Warming!

Posted by: Kasper Agonista at December 08, 2014 05:56 PM (HqpV0)

315 310...I may want to rethink this trip......

Posted by: Molly k. at December 08, 2014 05:53 PM (N/lIg)

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This is not a good time to be travelling overseas...and probably won't be, until there is someone else in the WH.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:57 PM (kWxsq)

316 Ok... I'm out... Later y'all

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:57 PM (xrURQ)

317 I wonder if those friggin' geniuses ever studied "What Cultures Enjoy Genocide The Most?" before they decided to target a senescent Europe?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 08, 2014 05:57 PM (scgac)

318 313 Why the Savannah River Site? They're far from the only facility in the weapons complex.



Or is there something about their materials security we should know? >8^>

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 08, 2014 05:55 PM (PMGbu)

They build the triggers.

Posted by: Vic at December 08, 2014 05:58 PM (u9gzs)

319 185 Hmmmmm..... Does this mean I'm now unbannable?

Muhahahahahahhaha....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:22 PM (xrURQ)


UNBANNABLE!!!

*hits alarm button*

*cowers in corner*

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at December 08, 2014 05:58 PM (bHnlE)

320 European defense to Islam jihad:

Devise a buttery pastry in the form of a crescent and then symbolically devour your enemy.

Worked in Vienna. ( It is also useful to have an energetic Polish king lead your army against the invading Islamic hordes. )

Posted by: Jack at December 08, 2014 05:58 PM (Xv7f/)

321 Malmo, Sweden? Nah, too many goat-rapers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 05:59 PM (FsuaD)

322 hey wouldn't blow up Tiger Woods would they? Crap they could blow up big names from half of Europe and other countries come to think of it. I may want to rethink this trip......
Posted by: Molly k. at December 08, 2014 05:53 PM (N/lIg)


Never assume Tiger will make the cut...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 08, 2014 05:59 PM (IXrOn)

323 Here's a good idea. Reparations payments to illegal aliens!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oa2axox

Posted by: RioBravo at December 08, 2014 06:00 PM (z27Ny)

324 If we just talk to them. You know how women talk. I'm sure ISIS would understand. Especially if they KNOW we empathize with their problems.

Elect me and the world will be safe..

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at December 08, 2014 06:01 PM (WNERA)

325 Why Europe? Why not here?

Convenience.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 08, 2014 06:01 PM (ZKzrr)

326 Need moar empathy. And understanding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:02 PM (FsuaD)

327 Devise a buttery pastry in the form of a crescent and then symbolically devour your enemy.


Tell me more...

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 08, 2014 06:02 PM (ZKzrr)

328 The civilized learn too slowly that the savages are serious.

Posted by: Null at December 08, 2014 06:02 PM (xjpRj)

329 Plus Global Warming! Never forget Global Warming!

It's getting hard to remember it when spring is one month long, summer is one month long, fall is one month long, and winter is nine months long. Al Gore must have been dropped on his head -- repeatedly -- to be so stupid to not see what-the-hell is going on.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 08, 2014 06:02 PM (zxQ4h)

330 Posted by: fixerupper at December 08, 2014 05:37 PM (xrURQ)

Huzzah! *throws confetti* Is nice to have one less loved one to fret over...for a little bit. Glad your family can get a bit of peace of mind.

I have a friend living out in St Louis, and after the poor Bosnian guy was killed I worry for her. Have friends or loved ones living in a lot of the big riot cities...you count on the odds being in their favor, but as we know from Hunger Games that is but a ruse.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 06:03 PM (yRwC8)

331 Here's a good idea. Reparations payments to illegal aliens!

Who is it that keeps coming up with these ridiculous ideas? More importantly, who are the idiots that believe them?

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 06:03 PM (0HooB)

332 324 If we just talk to them. You know how women talk. I'm sure ISIS would understand. Especially if they KNOW we empathize with their problems.
Elect me and the world will be safe..
Posted by: Hillary 2016 at December 08, 2014 06:01 PM (WNERA)




Yes! We need your Smart Diplomacy<tm>, so you can follow through on your excellent work as Secretary of State. We only lost one ambassador, and a couple of countries. Well done!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2014 06:04 PM (oKE6c)

333 "312
Muslims set off a dirty bomb somewhere in Europe. Putin announces
that since NATO is unable to protect Europeans from Muslim terrorists,
he will step in. Hours later, Russian Bear bombers take off loaded with
conventional bombs and start devastating the IS areas in Iraq and Syria.
Many innocent civilians are killed but this is the Russians so nobody
really expects anything else. In the process all the oil wells,
refineries and pipelines within a hundred miles of where any ISIS
activity has occurred are destroyed.



Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 08, 2014 05:46 PM (PD6iL)



If they pop a nuke, I could see Putin popping one. If they pop a nuke, retaliation should be in kind. No fucking around.



You wish to inflict pain? Here comes pain, motherfucker.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at December 08, 2014 05:55 PM (UtwNa)"

If they used a radiation weapon inside Russia, I agree that Putin might go nuclear but bombing IS into oblivion with aging supplies of Cold War era conventional weapons and obsolete bombers would make Putin popular in Europe, raising his status while lowering the status of the US which did nothing. Also, by blowing up all the oil facilities in the area Putin would reduce the world oil supply by some amount and the increased price of oil would probably pay for the cost of the bombing mission.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 08, 2014 06:04 PM (PD6iL)

334 And, heh...Rolling Stone would probably come up with some way to justify ISIS owning concubines.

Because, diversity!



Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:42 PM (kWxsq)


We need concubines to peacefully rape our wheat, haterz!

Posted by: ISIS dept of agriculture (and goatfucking) at December 08, 2014 06:04 PM (8Fl6F)

335 Is this dirty bomb different from the Russian ginger I was reading about moments ago?

Posted by: USA at December 08, 2014 06:05 PM (m8hf7)

336 Why Europe? Why not here?



Easier to sneak a bomb in, more ragheads to provide camouflage, higher population density, and less chance of serious blowback from the populace.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 08, 2014 06:07 PM (oKE6c)

337 I saw Dirty Bombs open up for Kim K's Bidet at the Whiskey a Go Go back in '82.

Posted by: Havedash at December 08, 2014 06:07 PM (G1XMn)

338 The EU should recruit some NYC tee shirt vendors.

http://tinyurl.com/364h5sy


Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 08, 2014 06:07 PM (XzRw1)

339 Have fun with the goat sodomy, MUMR.

Posted by: --- at December 08, 2014 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

340 #DirtyUnderwarNotDirtyBombs

Posted by: Jen Psaki at December 08, 2014 06:08 PM (oKE6c)

341 Dirty. Ginger. Bomb. Jeebus. Did a Bing image search for Ana Chapman.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 08, 2014 06:10 PM (5buP8)

342 >>> And, heh...Rolling Stone would probably come up with some way to justify ISIS owning concubines.

"The new ethnocentrism with hints of racism: judging other's life choices by being plurosexist. Let's go make up a new cover story about concubines being beat up for their lifestyle!

...no no, not beaten up by their HUSBANDS, by OTHER PEOPLE. Must I do ALL your thinking for you?!"

Posted by: Rolling Stone Editor at December 08, 2014 06:11 PM (yRwC8)

343 If they used a radiation weapon inside Russia, I agree that Putin might go nuclear but bombing IS into oblivion with aging supplies of Cold War era conventional weapons and obsolete bombers would make Putin popular in Europe, raising his status while lowering the status of the US which did nothing. Also, by blowing up all the oil facilities in the area Putin would reduce the world oil supply by some amount and the increased price of oil would probably pay for the cost of the bombing mission.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 08, 2014 06:04 PM (PD6iL)


All true. Nukes, or not, Putin striking hard would make him a hero.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at December 08, 2014 06:12 PM (UtwNa)

344 341 Dirty. Ginger. Bomb. Jeebus. Did a Bing image search for Ana Chapman.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 08, 2014 06:10 PM (5buP


If you wouldn't give up secrets for that, you don't know secrets.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at December 08, 2014 06:13 PM (WNERA)

345 they may just be teasing us but there's rumor that Babs Boxer is thinking about hanging up the gloves.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 08, 2014 06:14 PM (XUKZU)

346 plus the commercial planes ripped from syria...

Posted by: north and judd at December 08, 2014 06:14 PM (Ohif4)

347 Jeebus. Did a Bing image search for Ana Chapman.


Having a younger sister that hot would drive you crazy, too.

Posted by: Marc David Chapman at December 08, 2014 06:14 PM (eOnP8)

348 Dood (zerohedge)

http://tinyurl.com/lx6bmse









The Midwest FurFest drew 4,600 attendees this year, which
means a lot of people stood to be poisoned if the apparent attack were
successful. Luckily, the leak was obvious due to the chemical's
pungent odor, and attendees were evacuated from the Chicago-area Hyatt
about 30 minutes after the leak was detected shortly after midnight.
Chlorine exposure can cause symptoms ranging from blurry vision to a
condition called acute lung injury, and in up to 1 percent of exposure
cases, people die.

Posted by: Methos at December 08, 2014 06:16 PM (A6vWB)

349 >Why Europe? Why not here?

The further it moves, the more people it comes into contact with the more likely an enemy intelligence agent will encounter it.

Plus the longer it is stuck on a particular ship, the longer the information about which ship it's on can be compromised.

Plus US port security isn't perfect, but they do monitor for radioactive sources illegally entering the US.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at December 08, 2014 06:16 PM (0q2P7)

350 Having a younger sister that hot would drive you crazy, too.

Posted by: Marc David Chapman at December 08, 2014 06:14 PM (eOnP

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 08, 2014 06:16 PM (yRwC8)

351 @345 they may just be teasing us but there's rumor that Babs Boxer is thinking about hanging up the gloves.
------------------------------

Unfortunately, they'll probably replace her with someone just as nutty. The statewide offices in California tend to be filled by people from the Bay Area.

Posted by: junior at December 08, 2014 06:19 PM (UWFpX)

352 334 And, heh...Rolling Stone would probably come up with some way to justify ISIS owning concubines.

Because, diversity!

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 05:42 PM (kWxsq)

We need concubines to peacefully rape our wheat, haterz!

Posted by: ISIS dept of agriculture (and goatfucking) at December 08, 2014 06:04 PM (8Fl6F)

---------

Raping...wheat?

Well, you'd have to have microscopic dicks to rape wheat.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 06:19 PM (kWxsq)

353 It's getting hard to remember it when spring is one month long, summer
is one month long, fall is one month long, and winter is nine months
long.


Huh. All Indianapolis gets is spring, summer, then more spring. If I disappear, check the police reports--I'm going to shank the next person who bitches that 45F in December is "sooooo cold."

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 08, 2014 06:20 PM (ZKzrr)

354 All of these ISIS/ISIL guys have a dirty bum. It's a cultural thing.

Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2014 06:21 PM (UzPAd)

355 Great White Snark,
I saw that question about Boxer om Tow hall too. I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2014 06:21 PM (sj3Ax)

356 I love Sabo, that is all. Link in my nic. Excellent cover work!

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 06:21 PM (yRwC8)

357 It's getting on to 3 AM again. I wonder if anyone will pick up the phone this time.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2014 06:22 PM (l3vZN)

358 They say that they monitor US ports, but I do not believe one single word our government says any more.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 08, 2014 06:23 PM (OCcU9)

359 Does anybody mind if I change my nic to: "Free Market Jesus Paradise"? I will owe Michael Tomasky royalties, but it's worth it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 08, 2014 06:23 PM (5buP8)

360 343...Nukes, or not, Putin striking hard would make him a hero.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at December 08, 2014 06:12 PM (UtwNa)

---------

Putin has got to be freaking out right now...Oil was down to $63/barrel.
His break-even price is $79/barrel.

So, he's got to be trying to think of something that would raise the price back up.
Nuke the Mideast? ....That'd do it.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 06:24 PM (kWxsq)

361 Last time the oil fields were burning we had an ice age.

Posted by: Carl Sagan and Al Gore at December 08, 2014 06:26 PM (WNERA)

362 We love our black president and do not believe your racist lyes. Presdent Obama is the best thing to happen to this country and is fixing all of Bush's screw-ups. Long live Presdent Obama and his friends that are helpping the commom person and the children.

Posted by: The town people of Brattleboro, VT at December 08, 2014 06:27 PM (Sd++4)

363 Nuke the Mideast? ....That'd do it.


I'd go long on popcorn futures except for that whole Armageddon thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 08, 2014 06:28 PM (0HooB)

364 Yes..., I would.

Thus my complaint.

Plenty of old-but-quite-good cartridges around, not many good stylii.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 05:28 PM
========

I pulled out my old Marantz 6100 a few months ago, dusted it off, and installed a new belt. When I did some preliminary research on the cartridge, I discovered that I had chosen ... very well. With a brand-new factory stylus to boot.

Posted by: mrp at December 08, 2014 06:29 PM (JBggj)

365 1
I vote for Paris.


10-4 That or Londonstan.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 08, 2014 06:29 PM (0FSuD)

366 wheatie, #281:

"'None'? ...They stole the wrong kind?

"Sorry, I am kind of stupid about this."

Don't be sorry! Someone must have answered you but since I'm not seeing it:

Natural uranium is very mildly radioactive. You could stand next to truly vast quantities of it and not be exposed to dangerous levels of radiation.

Marie Curie processed, basically by hand, tons of uranium ore to get her pure radium and polonium. And yes, she most certainly died of cancer because of her work - but she did this work in her thirties and lived into her early sixties.

(The cancer wouldn't have been caused by radiation from uranium, but from those much more radioactive trace decay products she was getting up close and personal with, all those years.)

A dirty bomb made by scattering a *highly* radioactive source with conventional explosives would probably kill very few people through radiological effects: Most people would be killed through conventional blast effects, shrapnel, etc.

A dirty bomb made with one of the least radioactive common emitters is especially useless - except, as others point out, psychologically!

Posted by: JPS at December 08, 2014 06:30 PM (bxW2w)

367 7
So....you can actually follow these guys on Twitter?? And speak to them??

Posted by: Citation X driver at December 08, 2014 04:54 PM (Sqmjr)



Yes of course. But tracking them and giving that info to our military would violate their civil rights.

Posted by: Eric Holder at December 08, 2014 06:32 PM (Myqtp)

368 We must all become Muslim to stop a dirty bomb.

Posted by: The MSM at December 08, 2014 06:32 PM (53CCM)

369 Speaking of setting off a dirty bomb.

>>Jake Tapper
Marines, embassies prepare for backlash from torture report publication

What is the purpose of doing this if all it will do is incite our enemies and piss off our friends?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2014 06:33 PM (g1DWB)

370 366...Posted by: JPS at December 08, 2014 06:30 PM (bxW2w)

Thanks, JPS. Good explanation...I actually understood it.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 06:34 PM (kWxsq)

371 Isn't there something about them that seems fake? I don't know if it is "fake" per se, or almost like a diversionary tactic b other group(s) to have all the attention pointed at them or something. Or maybe they seem inorganic to me (like astroturfed).

Posted by: Baldy at December 08, 2014 06:34 PM (+35FH)

372 I'm glad our top men at the FBI/DHS/NSA/TSA/LMNOP are on this.

Posted by: Here, have another government fail burger at December 08, 2014 06:34 PM (XzRw1)

373 I'm sure ISIS has a bomb. I think they'll use it on Christmas.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2014 06:34 PM (sj3Ax)

374 What is the purpose of doing this if all it will do is incite our enemies and piss off our friends?

I'd ask fucking Mitch McConnell but he's hiding under his desk with his thumb up his ass.

Posted by: Here, have another government fail burger at December 08, 2014 06:36 PM (XzRw1)

375 See this is the part where it actually gets real, where pavement meets tire.

All of the Ivy League theories in the world will not hold up to an irrational enemy. I would advise those of you who have never read Richard Fernandez's "The Three Conjectures" to look it up to see where this ends.

My prediction is that this is all smoke and mirrors to scare the European voter into begging the EU for safety, and that nothing will happen.

But then again I thought for sure Obumbles would not be elected.... twice.....


Posted by: The Humpty at December 08, 2014 06:36 PM (LRXOq)

376 Just finished reading many of the comments at the Russian Ginger/Snowden thread.

You morons never fail to amuse. Still wiping tears from my eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

377 368 We must all become Muslim to stop a dirty bomb.
Posted by: The MSM at December 08, 2014 06:32 PM (53CCM)




Oh, and implement socialism. Almost forgot.

Posted by: The MSM at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (oKE6c)

378 369 Speaking of setting off a dirty bomb.

>>Jake Tapper
Marines, embassies prepare for backlash from torture report publication

What is the purpose of doing this if all it will do is incite our enemies and piss off our friends?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2014 06:33 PM (g1DWB)

-----------

Why release it now? ...To justify letting Gitmo prisoners go.

And also to remind people of how 'horrible' those evil Republicans are.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (kWxsq)

379 >>I'd ask fucking Mitch McConnell but he's hiding under his desk with his thumb up his ass.

He's not doing it. This is being released by the Democratic controlled Senate Intelligence Committee. In other words, Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (g1DWB)

380 371 Isn't there something about them that seems fake? I don't know if it is "fake" per se, or almost like a diversionary tactic b other group(s) to have all the attention pointed at them or something.
Posted by: Baldy at December 08, 2014 06:34 PM (+35FH)

_________

My thoughts as well.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (0LHZx)

381 If we're going to die, may as well die laughing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

382 What is the purpose of doing this if all it will do is incite our enemies and piss off our friends?

Duh, so ISIS can claim their radiological attack was retaliation for the torture.

Do I have to do all the thinking myself?

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (A6vWB)

383 374
What is the purpose of doing this if all it will do is incite our enemies and piss off our friends?
-----
Feinstein wants to go out with a bang. Even Horseface Kerry has asked her not to do this, but she's up on her self righteous horse and is not about to back down. Stupid bint is going to get people killed and she doesn't care.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 08, 2014 06:38 PM (vVSOO)

384 Why are these fucking monarchist news? Didn't we fight a war to kick their asses?'



Let them eat the UK's cake, not ours. Go home dickheads.



OK, I would do her.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 08, 2014 06:38 PM (0FSuD)

385 So....you can actually follow these guys on Twitter?? And speak to them??
----------------

Profiling. Verboten Not allowed.

Posted by: PC Police at December 08, 2014 06:38 PM (/GgDU)

386 Jack, i suppose we can now question them when they say fro
National security reasons we cannot tell american citizens?

Posted by: willow at December 08, 2014 06:38 PM (nqBYe)

387 374 What is the purpose of doing this if all it will do is incite our enemies and piss off our friends?


Posted by: Here, have another government fail burger at December 08, 2014 06:36 PM (XzRw1)

__________

Define "our".

You make the assumption that Democrats' friends/enemies are the same as your friends/enemies. They're not.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 08, 2014 06:39 PM (0LHZx)

388 381 If we're going to die, may as well die laughing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

____________________________

Be sure to tickle one to death too. No sense going alone.

Posted by: Carl Sagan and Al Gore at December 08, 2014 06:39 PM (WNERA)

389 Jake Tapper

Marines, embassies prepare for backlash from torture report publication




Further proof libs/Dems hate this country, especially the military and foreign service personnel living abroad.


They'll cry crocodile tears if we lose people because of this shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:39 PM (FsuaD)

390 He's not doing it. This is being released by the Democratic controlled
Senate Intelligence Committee. In other words, Diane Feinstein.

I realize this. I would think the Senate Majority Leader Pro-temp would have some words. Pardon my ignorance.


Posted by: Here, have another government fail burger at December 08, 2014 06:40 PM (XzRw1)

391 Twitter:

Hope @SenFeinstein releases her torture report as a YouTube video, so Susan Rice can be accurate on the Sunday shows.

Posted by: USA at December 08, 2014 06:40 PM (m8hf7)

392 Further proof libs/Dems hate this country, especially the military and foreign service personnel living abroad.

_____________

I don't think they hate foreign service types. After all those are "their" people, ie NY/DC corridor, went to the right schools, etc. But in a revolution, innocents often have to be sacrificed.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 08, 2014 06:41 PM (0LHZx)

393 unserious about national security and we should not be surprised.

so what value to This administration does this bring?

Didn't Obama keep rendition?
just in case he wanted it?

Posted by: willow at December 08, 2014 06:42 PM (nqBYe)

394 Meanwhile, Commander Choom is on Colbert tonight. So he clearly isn't worried about anything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:43 PM (FsuaD)

395 Jane for me it might end in maniacal laughter ,tears and sobs

Posted by: willow at December 08, 2014 06:43 PM (nqBYe)

396 I don't think they hate foreign service types. After all those are "their" people, ie NY/DC corridor, went to the right schools, celebrities , etc. But in a revolution, innocents often have to be sacrificed.
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Edited for completeness.

Posted by: PC Police at December 08, 2014 06:43 PM (/GgDU)

397 I'm sure ISIS has a bomb. I think they'll use it on Christmas.
Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2014 06:34 PM (sj3Ax)

Sleep in heavenly peace...BOOM. Evil, but effective.

Of course if WE dirty bombed them during Ramadan all heck would break loose...not that we should do that, I'm just saying we wouldn't stoop that low. I'm not sure I trust Europeans to have a sufficiently aggressive response should the worst happen.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 06:43 PM (yRwC8)

398 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 08, 2014 06:43 PM (KCxzN)

399 wth,
Your brother is presuming Hillary will run. I think she'll run but people don't want her, they want someone new.

Book tour was a flop.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2014 06:44 PM (sj3Ax)

400
Willow?
* checks for new thread *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 06:44 PM (/GgDU)

401 395
Jane for me it might end in maniacal laughter ,tears and sobs

Posted by: willow at December 08, 2014 06:43 PM (nqBYe)



I'm with ya, sister. Stock up on Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:44 PM (FsuaD)

402 Dirty bomb is a trigger for rape.

Posted by: Some asshole Womens Studies prof at December 08, 2014 06:44 PM (HRo7B)

403 379 >>I'd ask fucking Mitch McConnell but he's hiding under his desk with his thumb up his ass.

He's not doing it. This is being released by the Democrat-ic controlled Senate Intelligence Committee. In other words, Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (g1DWB)

--------

Yep.
I think the Dems are going 'scorched earth' policy for the rest of the year.

Barky has told them to "unleash Hell".

And...it hurts my eyes to see the Dems referred to as 'Democratic'.
Because they're not.
So I struck out the 'ic' to FIFM.

Posted by: wheatie at December 08, 2014 06:45 PM (kWxsq)

404 When is Holder leaving? I put Special Report on & there's Eric.

Posted by: Carol at December 08, 2014 06:45 PM (sj3Ax)

405 389 Jake Tapper
Marines, embassies prepare for backlash from torture report publication
Further proof libs/Dems hate this country, especially the military and foreign service personnel living abroad.
They'll cry crocodile tears if we lose people because of this shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

________________________

What difference will it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2014 06:45 PM (UlJ3l)

406 Meanwhile, Commander Choom is on Colbert tonight. So he clearly isn't worried about anything. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:43 PM (FsuaD)

Sooo many things Dear Leader could be called on the carpet for, and it will no doubt be all softballs. Sometimes I really despise Our Betters.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 06:46 PM (yRwC8)

407 Obama's last two years are going to be frightening. Nothing like a malignant narcissist having a hissy fit. He's going to make us all suffer.

My only wish is that he dies alone, hated by his "wife" and kids, shunned by even his most lefty admirers, whispering "Reggie....Reggie...."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (FsuaD)

408 Dirty bomb is a trigger for rape.

Anal?

Posted by: fluffy doesn't know the code at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (Ua6T/)

409 I'm going to shank the next person who bitches that 45F in December is "sooooo cold."

I'd love to see some 45 degree days. We're *supposed* to have moderating temps 'cause the Gulf Stream is so close. Yeah, not happening. Wife -- who is under big time med watch -- can't get Vit D levels anywhere near norm -- no shit sherlock. Week after week, month after month, little or no sunshine.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (zxQ4h)

410 Sooo many things Dear Leader could be called on the carpet for, and it will no doubt be all softballs. Sometimes I really despise Our Betters.
Posted by: LizLem
----------------

He would not be Dear Leader were not the media Fellow Travelers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (/GgDU)

411 Some 90 pounds of uranium

aka Kim Kardashian's ass.

Posted by: wooga at December 08, 2014 06:49 PM (/06A6)

412 407 . . . My only wish is that he dies alone, hated by his "wife" and kids, shunned by even his most lefty admirers, whispering "Reggie....Reggie...."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
______________________

Jane, you're way too nice. How about changing that scenario to dying with only his "wife" hanging around, refusing to leave?

Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2014 06:50 PM (UlJ3l)

413 408
Dirty bomb is a trigger for rape.



Anal?

Posted by: fluffy doesn't know the code at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (Ua6T/)

...sure, that'll work. it's all rape. but that;s my fav.

Posted by: Some asshole Womens Studies prof at December 08, 2014 06:50 PM (HRo7B)

414 408 Dirty bomb is a trigger for rape.

Anal?


Surprise anal.

Posted by: wooga at December 08, 2014 06:50 PM (/06A6)

415
He would not be Dear Leader were not the media Fellow travelers

Looks like the bloom is coming off the
"rose" so to speak..... Unfortunately it's too late to fix the damage they've"the media" have done to this country by sucking up to obama and giving Him a free ride...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 08, 2014 06:51 PM (Bn6aD)

416 Surprise anal.

Posted by: wooga at December 08, 2014 06:50 PM (/06A6)


Surprise buttsecks

Posted by: The owl meme at December 08, 2014 06:52 PM (lN8KC)

417 414
408 Dirty bomb is a trigger for rape.



Anal?



Surprise anal.

Posted by: wooga at December 08, 2014 06:50 PM (/06A6)

....and a running start if I'm lucky. wheeee....

Posted by: Some asshole Womens Studies prof at December 08, 2014 06:53 PM (HRo7B)

418 I'd love to see some 45 degree days. We're *supposed* to have moderating temps 'cause the Gulf Stream is so close. Yeah, not happening. Wife -- who is under big time med watch -- can't get Vit D levels anywhere near norm -- no shit sherlock. Week after week, month after month, little or no sunshine.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (zxQ4h)

___________

It was around 41/42 here today and it felt like spring...this coming after a week of temps on the low 30s with freezing rain, black ice and all sorts of similar fun.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 08, 2014 06:54 PM (0LHZx)

419 My only wish is that he dies alone, hated by his
"wife" and kids, shunned by even his most lefty admirers, whispering
"Reggie....Reggie...."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (FsuaD)

I am picturing Citizen Kane in my mind; Citizen Obama. Reggie is an excellent replacement for Rosebud.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 06:54 PM (yRwC8)

420
I'm going to shank the next person who bitches that 45F in December is "sooooo cold."






Calling NCJ. Calling NCJ to the white courtesy phone.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2014 06:55 PM (TIIx5)

421 377 368 We must all become Muslim to stop a dirty bomb.

Posted by: The MSM at December 08, 2014 06:32 PM (53CCM)



Oh, and implement socialism. Almost forgot.

Posted by: The MSM at December 08, 2014 06:37 PM (oKE6c)


Don't forget about the carbon tax!

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at December 08, 2014 06:56 PM (bHnlE)

422 Calling NCJ. Calling NCJ to the white courtesy phone.....

He's off mainlining steroids.

Posted by: Here, have another government fail burger at December 08, 2014 06:58 PM (XzRw1)

423 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 08, 2014 06:48 PM (zxQ4h)

That was one of the several miserable things about moving to Penn State from Colorado. Hadn't realized just how solar powered I am until there *was* no solar to get power from.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2014 06:58 PM (GDulk)

424 What? No Hadji the Comedian?

This calls for a poorroootest!

NO HADJI, NO PEAS!!
HAMS UP, DON'T ULULULULLULUT!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2014 06:58 PM (dxTxt)

425 Idiot that I am I thought Feinstein was actually a decent enough Democrat when it came to national security. She doesn't give a fuck about our morals and values when it comes to the US government asking its citizens the content of their prayers or lying to us while taking over our health care system or when Obama authorizes missions into sovereign countries or blows up people with drones.

Posted by: Tennyson at December 08, 2014 06:59 PM (bKOPJ)

426 425
Idiot that I am I thought Feinstein was actually a decent enough
Democrat when it came to national security. She doesn't give a fuck
about our morals and values when it comes to the US government asking
its citizens the content of their prayers or lying to us while taking
over our health care system or when Obama authorizes missions into
sovereign countries or blows up people with drones.

She scares me.

Posted by: Addison Mitchell McConnell, Jr. at December 08, 2014 07:00 PM (XzRw1)

427 Considering how dense radioactive elements are, wouldn't 90 lbs fit in a Tic Tac box?

Posted by: Baldy at December 08, 2014 07:00 PM (+35FH)

428 And in a Citizen Obama scenario, Obamacare can be cast in the role of Susan, with Obama plauding its inept performance wildly, as if that will somehow save it.

Orson Welles you were a genius, you don't even know! Or rather you did, and it just exacerbated your downfall.

Posted by: LizLem at December 08, 2014 07:00 PM (yRwC8)

429

Rosebud is a trigger for rape...just sayin'.

Posted by: Some asshole Womens Studies prof at December 08, 2014 07:02 PM (HRo7B)

430 Look any dirty bomb blown up in the US is going to be Bush's fault. So simple.

Posted by: Binaca Brown at December 08, 2014 07:04 PM (HRo7B)

431
ROSEBUD IS A TRIGGER FOR RAPE????

Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharpton at December 08, 2014 07:04 PM (KCxzN)

432 Baldy, #427:

"Considering how dense radioactive elements are, wouldn't 90 lbs fit in a Tic Tac box?"

90 pounds of uranium metal is a little over two liters. Converting back to imperial, a ball a little over six inches in diameter. (Uranium dioxide and related compounds, which are more likely forms than a metal ball, are dense but not nearly that dense.)

Posted by: JPS at December 08, 2014 07:06 PM (bxW2w)

433 I know you were joking, Baldy, but you got me curious so I ran the numbers.

Posted by: JPS at December 08, 2014 07:08 PM (bxW2w)

434 Hadn't realized just how solar powered I am until there *was* no solar to get power from.

Something I always found amusing -- and I'm easily amused - is how the lefties never attacked Sarah Palin for having and using a 'tanning bed/Vitamin D insertion device'.

Somebody called the wolves off on that 'story' and I'd love to know who it was. Someone who knew with such little sunshine hitting AK -- almost all year -- she needed supplementing.

I know when my Vitamin D levels are low without a couple hundred dollar blood test. Simple -- I feel like shit. Right now I feel like shit. Almost two months of well below temps with little sunshine.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 08, 2014 07:13 PM (zxQ4h)

435 When they nuke us (and I mean us as in a civilized country), look for ubama to be conveniently near a muslim nation.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 08, 2014 07:17 PM (go5uR)

436 When it goes off President Barry will say it was because of the Bush and the CIA torturing people and stuff.
I can't wait for his apology to a radioactive EU.
I imagine he will nuke Arizona to show he really is sorry.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 08, 2014 07:51 PM (NHtMs)

437 Dirty Bomb - Meh, just hose the debris down the storm drain.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2014 08:27 PM (NaeCR)

438 They build the triggers.

That's spiffy but the original poster only mentioned the ability to get a hold of plutonium, not detonate it. So, that puts LANL, Pantex, etc. in the running vis a vis significant quantities.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 08, 2014 09:15 PM (TGYkU)

439 Posted by: JPS at December 08, 2014 07:08 PM (bxW2w) -- Thank you. It is heavy stuff.

Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2014 05:52 AM (+35FH)

440 Escort girls http://regmodels.ru

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