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Rolling Stone: Hey, About That BS Rape Story...

Well, well, well. Don't actually click that link as it goes to Rolling Stone and they don't deserve any more hits.

To Our Readers:

Last month, Rolling Stone published a story titled "A Rape on Campus" by Sabrina Rubin Erdely, which described a brutal gang rape of a woman named Jackie at a University of Virginia fraternity house; the university's failure to respond to this alleged assault – and the school's troubling history of indifference to many other instances of alleged sexual assaults. The story generated worldwide headlines and much soul-searching at UVA. University president Teresa Sullivan promised a full investigation and also to examine the way the school responds to sexual assault allegations.

Because of the sensitive nature of Jackie's story, we decided to honor her request not to contact the man she claimed orchestrated the attack on her nor any of the men she claimed participated in the attack for fear of retaliation against her. In the months Erdely spent reporting the story, Jackie neither said nor did anything that made Erdely, or Rolling Stone's editors and fact-checkers, question Jackie's credibility. Her friends and rape activists on campus strongly supported Jackie's account. She had spoken of the assault in campus forums. We reached out to both the local branch and the national leadership of the fraternity where Jackie said she was attacked. They responded that they couldn't confirm or deny her story but had concerns about the evidence.

In the face of new information, there now appear to be discrepancies in Jackie's account, and we have come to the conclusion that our trust in her was misplaced. We were trying to be sensitive to the unfair shame and humiliation many women feel after a sexual assault and now regret the decision to not contact the alleged assaulters to get their account. We are taking this seriously and apologize to anyone who was affected by the story.

Will Dana
Managing Editor

Perhaps it is a pre-emptive response to this?

Posted by: BenK at 03:14 PM




Comments

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1 First? REally?

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 05, 2014 01:08 PM (ZALPg)

2 This

Posted by: lurking grandma at December 05, 2014 01:08 PM (2VaQu)

3 This is my shocked face. o_o

Posted by: Toastrider at December 05, 2014 01:08 PM (w0vrv)

4 This is what expect from a magazine that puts terrorist glamor shots on it's cover.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 (short) weeks! at December 05, 2014 01:08 PM (HDwDg)

5 Haven't they always published fiction or is that Penthouse?

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2014 01:08 PM (bAGA/)

6 Well well well.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 05, 2014 01:08 PM (7KwMr)

7 I apologize for a potential thread-steal, but I didn't know where else to post it and have it be seen. This is a belated response to commenters from Drew's "Reps are de stoopid" thread below, asking for "my solution" instead of simply continuing to restate our political inertia ad infinitum.

AosHQ is a powerful blog. People know people who know people -- some important, rich, influential people. Let's see if some of Ace's prestige, or Gabe's connections, or Jonah Goldberg or VDH or CW Cooke or Erik Erickson or anybody can reach out to legitimate money interests (Palin? Trump? Koch?) who are also disgusted with the GOPe and start a legitimate grass-roots third-party movement at the local level. (For the record, I'm not necessarily endorsing any of these folks for public office, but can you say they're worse than what we've got?)

Not everywhere, but start SOMEWHERE and build it. It might take a few election cycles to sufficiently grow to national stature; meanwhile, the newly-formed Ewok Party is electing mayors and dogcatchers all over the place, building an organizational structure to launch a viable repeal-everything candidate in 2024 or 2028.

You can't "reform" the Republican Party. We've been trying that for a generation, and it doesn't worked. Move on. This is a compromise between "Please sir can I have another" and "Let It Burn." I'd happily volunteer for this Ewok army, and so would millions of others.

The only guy I know of who's actively boots-on-the-ground is Truman North, and I have tremendous respect for his valiant efforts despite impossible odds.

Posted by: Kate58 at December 05, 2014 01:09 PM (MvtKs)

8 Oops! My bad yo!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 05, 2014 01:09 PM (ttJ2z)

9 What a shocka!

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 05, 2014 01:09 PM (R+h7Q)

10 I smell a lawsuit in the wind.

Posted by: starboardhelm at December 05, 2014 01:09 PM (hOtJL)

11 Would it be wrong to Schadenboner at this point?

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2014 01:10 PM (MNq6o)

12 So I guess what they are really saying is that it wasn't rape rape after all.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 05, 2014 01:10 PM (7KwMr)

13 hit back twice as hard

Posted by: bill-o at December 05, 2014 01:10 PM (ysSRI)

14 They could have covered my rape story. Totally legit.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 05, 2014 01:10 PM (ttJ2z)

15 They wanted to believe it was true.

Willing dupes or just dopes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:11 PM (7f5Ol)

16 At this point, the smart thing for UVA to do would be to mea culpa like mad, lift their suspensions, and pray the fraternities don't feel like hiring lawyers.

Posted by: Toastrider at December 05, 2014 01:11 PM (w0vrv)

17 How does my ass taste?

Posted by: TANG memo at December 05, 2014 01:11 PM (Spluw)

18 "In the months Erdely spent reporting the story, Jackie neither said nor
did anything
that made Erdely, or Rolling Stone's editors and
fact-checkers, question Jackie's credibility."



Yo, fact checkers, the thing that's supposed to get you off your ass is when somebody says something. Anything really.


Since when did people start taking Rolling Stone seriously?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:11 PM (xSCb6)

19 " rape activists"?

These people are just insane..., they've come to believe their own lies.

Problem: You can't win an argument with an insane person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.etc. at December 05, 2014 01:11 PM (vPh3W)

20 alt Rolling Stone :

Sorry about that thing we did, forcefully, in your mouth.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2014 01:12 PM (7RSuR)

21 So.....what's the problem here?

Posted by: Deab Brodhead Duke Thug in chief at December 05, 2014 01:12 PM (Spluw)

22 Holy. Shit.


That is an admission that this is not true. That is an attempt to keep from being sued into oblivion.


Holy. Shit.

Someone who is not me got watch Amanda Marcotte call Rolling Stone rape deniers. That's going to be comedy gold.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 05, 2014 01:12 PM (mf5HN)

23 They wanted to believe it was true.



Posted by: Anna Puma


Sadly, I think we could say the same of "Jackie". Really screwed up people seem to find the limelight far too easily these days.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2014 01:13 PM (MNq6o)

24 It'd be nice if the newsies personal wealth was at risk for such libels.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 01:13 PM (/4AZU)

25 "rape activists" ?? Is that like an anal enthusiast?



Posted by: B. Frank at December 05, 2014 01:13 PM (NpXoL)

26 I hate these people. "Rape activists," the Rolling Stone, feminazis.

And Hollywood.

Movie about Barry and Mooch and their "love story" in works:


http://tinyurl.com/mfv2onh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 01:13 PM (FsuaD)

27 Some rules can be bent.
Others can be broken.

Posted by: Smith, Agent N.M.I. at December 05, 2014 01:13 PM (JM/bJ)

28 What a lame excuse. So now will they go after the person with a similar name from another fraternity?

I'm not in favor of frivolous lawsuit but this isn't one. Sue RS out of existence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:13 PM (Dj3AB)

29 Dude, I like totally thought you were going to fact check it.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Fact Checker at December 05, 2014 01:14 PM (MNq6o)

30 So, it's the Ron Burgundy School of Journalism where they print anything you say. I mean an-y-thing. No need to check the story if it fits the narrative.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2014 01:14 PM (w3a0Z)

31 fake but accurate

Posted by: brak at December 05, 2014 01:14 PM (Tj+s6)

32 22 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 05, 2014 01:12 PM (mf5HN)

That's precisely what it is, I am thinking there is a test case to be made showing the failure of ANY adherence to journalistic integrity and THIS case was damn near it.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 01:14 PM (/4AZU)

33 Rolling Stone's editors and fact-checkers

Were all in the back room with a case of baked brains.

The story was built over months, and the editors AND the fact checkers never checked the fact that no attack occurred? That there was no annual ritual?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:15 PM (Spluw)

34 In other words, the dumb stoner f***s at Rolling Stone did nothing to even attempt to verify the truth of the story they were publishing, nothing that even slight resembled the slightest presence of journalistic evidence and professionalism, and stonewalled as long as they could.

I expect everyone involved to be hired by CBS and NBC at the earliest oppportunity.

Meanwhile, the University of Virginia has lynched every frat member on campus over a LIE.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 05, 2014 01:15 PM (XO6WW)

35 And, IMO, you can be damn sure that if a person was raped for hours they would know what fraternity it happened at.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (Dj3AB)

36 Yeah, nice try Rolling Stone, but no. You sought out this story. You searched and searched for a story to confirm your biases. You weren't some innocent victim taken in by a crafty swindler. Own it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (BPMYx)

37 Am I the only one who is worried that something bad really did happen to this woman and the problems all stem from the writer and her agenda?

Remember those statements from someone at the school who said the friends of "Jackie" were angry that the writer had mis-quoted them, made things up and used off-the-record statements?

This could get much much uglier.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (0xTsz)

38 Cue the Jew lawyers!

Posted by: TexasJew at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (rc7Bk)

39 These people are just insane..., they've come to believe their own lies.




Problem: You can't win an argument with an insane person.



You also can't win an argument with an ideology in which Narrative trumps Truth.


Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (xSCb6)

40 Apologize for what, Rolling Stone? Facts don't matter. It's the issues that have reached critical mass and must be addressed. I'd say send all these privileged white college rapists to Alcatraz but there are so many it could tip over into the SF Bay.

Posted by: Congcritter Eleanor North Holmest at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (3F0SN)

41 Well a serious apology and $4 gets you some coffee at Starbucks, but the serious apology without the $4 gets you nothing at Starbucks.

Posted by: Penfold at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (Fbt5B)

42 Am I the only one who doubts that this Jackie ever existed in the first place?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (XUKZU)

43 The most important thing is CRUCIFY BILL COSBY!!!!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:17 PM (XUKZU)

44 Holy. Shit. Someone who is not me got watch Amanda Marcotte call Rolling Stone rape deniers. That's going to be comedy gold.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream.

No problemo. I'll just recycle the piece of shit I grudgingly ran after the Duke crucifixtion blew up.

Posted by: Amanda 'Miss Manners' Morcotte at December 05, 2014 01:17 PM (Spluw)

45 Stories like this one in the Rolling Stones wouldn't happen if journalists were licensed by the state.

There might be a small market selling loose mimeographed pages from some unlicensed pamphlet written by some underground hack, in bad grammar, but law enforcement can handle a few over weight unfit keyboard warriors.

Posted by: Smith, Agent N.M.I. at December 05, 2014 01:17 PM (JM/bJ)

46 Maybe Rolling Stone could do an article about how they got suckered.

Posted by: Penfold at December 05, 2014 01:17 PM (Fbt5B)

47 I don't think there's a legal doctrine of 'Oopsie!' , is there?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2014 01:17 PM (MVwOo)

48 Liberal press... a loathsome, cretinous bunch indeed. In there zeal to be compassionate to one alleged victim they trounced all over the reputations of many. That's liberalism in a nutshell, emphasis on "NUTS."


Posted by: dananjcon at December 05, 2014 01:17 PM (NpXoL)

49 35 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (Dj3AB)

I'm just glad the frat boys know how to hide any forensic evidence...

the thread this am my responses to you and indirectly highlighting my theory ov "voluntary cognitive dissonance"...

this is an example of it...

"facts be damned this is what I want to have happened so I can wield power"

We're in dangerous waters.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 01:17 PM (/4AZU)

50 What a sterling example of what passes as "journalism" these days.

Posted by: maddogg at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (xWW96)

51
Problem: You can't win an argument with an insane person.

-

that is right. there is no point in engaging lunatics.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (XUKZU)

52 Am I the only one who doubts that this Jackie ever existed in the first place?
Posted by: The Great White Snark

We sometimes doubt that RS exists.......In our minds, man.

Posted by: RS fact and brownie checker at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (Spluw)

53 Not a rape epidemic, but a ruse epidemic.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (MNq6o)

54 Let me put my patriarchy in you.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (XUKZU)

55 War on Men.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (FsuaD)

56 Even normally sympathetic lefty lawyers should be seeing dollar signs over this.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (xSCb6)

57 I want to see that shriveled old 1960s New Left remnant Jann Wenner sued so damagingly that he ends up sleeping in a box under a bridge.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2014 01:18 PM (noWW6)

58 I don't think there's a legal doctrine of 'Oopsie!' , is there?




Check the Good & Plenty clause.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2014 01:19 PM (qbJnm)

59 39 Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (xSCb6)

It's cute the number of people convinced there is an even an argument anymore...

they just want to stamp our face with their cute lil' stompy boots

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 01:19 PM (/4AZU)

60 Problem: You can't win an argument with an insane person.


YES YOU CAN!

Posted by: Your Typical Leftist at December 05, 2014 01:19 PM (MNq6o)

61 Sabrina Rubin Erdely will be our Low Information President's press secretary in how many more weeks?

Posted by: Furious George at December 05, 2014 01:19 PM (UlJ3l)

62 My understanding is that she claimed to have been raped for hours while laying on a bed of broken glass. My immediate thought was whether the interviewer asked to see the scars. That was at least one bit of confirmation that could have occurred during the first interview.

Posted by: Thatch at December 05, 2014 01:19 PM (m/nBa)

63 Movie about Barry and Mooch and their "love story" in works:


http://tinyurl.com/mfv2onh

-
There's billion dollar idea if I ever saw one.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:20 PM (XUKZU)

64 Imagine that....

You could knock me over with a group of imaginary fraternity guys that want to rape me....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 05, 2014 01:20 PM (AC0lD)

65 Amanda Marcotte to accuse Rollins Stone as being the equivalent of Holocaust Deniers in 3..2..1..

Posted by: Cicero418 at December 05, 2014 01:20 PM (S35wq)

66 Read the article @ bottom link. Her friend is basically dragging out the "false but accurate" line.

I get that kids just want undeserved attention these days, but this is about 10,000 steps over the line.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 01:21 PM (HiHJN)

67 62 Posted by: Thatch at December 05, 2014 01:19 PM (m/nBa)

not to be indelicate but she'd have in the course of even normal mundane missionary style fun taken some grievous wounds...

as anyone who has earned rug burn from a nice half hour game of horizontal stretching can tell you.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 01:21 PM (/4AZU)

68 I'm thinking that rape is going to be like illegal aliens. Rape has overwhelmed the system so much, that we should just legalize it by executive order.

Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2014 01:21 PM (8ikIW)

69
There sure seems to be a large group of leftard butterfaced fatasses who are republican rape magnets these days.

Posted by: maddogg at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (xWW96)

70 I smell a screenplay here! Hollywood, here I come!!

My pitch: "Hoist on my own petard"

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (Spluw)

71 Hell, I'll just transfer ownership of Rolling Stone to that frat; it'll save us both on legal bills.

Posted by: Jann Wenner at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (uqV2n)

72 At this point, the smart thing for UVA to do would be to mea culpa like mad, lift their suspensions, and pray the fraternities don't feel like hiring lawyers.

Posted by: Toastrider at December 05, 2014 01:11 PM (w0vrv)


Full disclosure: I earned my master's degree at UVA back in the day. There are a lot of old money alums at the school and, I guess, at that fraternity (not me for either the money or the frat). My guess is that they'll settle out of court for something along the lines of...hmm. I think I'd break the blog if I posted that many zeroes.

More seriously, this kind of shit is only going to make it more difficult for actual rape victims to be believed going forward. As the friend of a couple of rape victims, this makes me want to hit something. Hard.

Posted by: physics geek at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (MT22W)

73 As a layperson, Rolling Stone had just realised they have stepped on their crank with cleats on. And there is a solicitor knocking on their corporate door.

Just like the director for that indie film I suffered through last night, Sequence. Even among a crowd of adoring fans, of which I was not, do not admit that the black female who seems to get freaky and cops feels in one of the short films is named after one of your school classmates and you did NOT get permission from her to use her name.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (7f5Ol)

74 I'm thinking that rape is going to be like illegal aliens. Rape has overwhelmed the system so much, that we should just legalize it by executive order.

-
We must bring the rapists out of the shadows.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (XUKZU)

75 Am I the only one who doubts that this Jackie ever existed in the first place?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (XUKZU)

No, you are not.

What is more disgusting is how UVa immediately accepted this article as the absolute truth, suspended Frat activities, etc.
Of course the writers at Rolling Stone were probably all educated at esteemed college journalism schools.....

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (oOlEN)

76 Well, you see, the culprit was actually "Barry", the campus Republican activist with the mustache and purple cowboy boots. He drove down from Oberlin to UVA.

That guy gets around.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (noWW6)

77 I know we're not supposed to say the F-word around here anymore but I can't help it:


FRAUDS!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (LA7Cm)

78 " We were trying to be sensitive to the unfair shame and humiliation many
women feel after a sexual assault and now regret the decision to not
contact the alleged assaulters to get their account."

How about being sensitive to potentially unfair shame and humiliation many men falsely accused of rape? I mean, if they only took Jackie's word for it, and never attempted to obtain the story from the accused, how could they be sure it was true?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (ABcz/)

79 Read the article @ bottom link. Her friend is basically dragging out the "false but accurate" line.

I get that kids just want undeserved attention these days, but this is about 10,000 steps over the line.




About $25 million steps over.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (qbJnm)

80 Best line from the Washington Post article at the link:

She dreamed of pursuing a career in medicine like her childhood hero, Patch Adams.

Posted by: VA MK Z at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (RjkRJ)

81 So basically any story about campus rape or racism coming from anything other than a police investigation is basically crap these days.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (xSCb6)

82 How about the shame and humiliation they caused for UVA fraternity members caused by painting them all as rapey rapists?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2014 01:24 PM (ABcz/)

83 Hell, I'll just transfer ownership of Rolling Stone to that frat; it'll save us both on legal bills.

-
Rolling Stone can go back to being what it once was with articles like How To Put the Bang Back In Beer Bongs.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:24 PM (XUKZU)

84 Wow.


Didn't a Rolling Stone article essentially ruin Gen. McChrystal's career?


The media should lose all power and credibility.

After their lack of even curiosity about Benghazi they've reached Pravda like status.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 01:24 PM (RJMhd)

85 What is more disgusting is how UVa immediately accepted this article as the absolute truth, suspended Frat activities, etc.
Of course the writers at Rolling Stone were probably all educated at esteemed college journalism schools.....

-----

Not disgusting, entirely predictable. The university system is destroying itself from within.

Unlike Mr. Moo, I actually believe that conservatives can and do win a lot of arguments.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2014 01:24 PM (gmeXX)

86 I think the fraternity men -all of them on campus-need to go on a road trip to the offices of RS during
Christmas Break and picket.

I don't know whether something happened to Jackie or not or if there is a jackie, but I'm positive it wasn't a gang rape that was part of any initiation ritual . I think, however, the writer is reprehensible and deserves never to be hired for her writing again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:24 PM (Dj3AB)

87 Women (or men) who lie about rape should be prosecuted and jailed.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 05, 2014 01:24 PM (wtvvX)

88 Jesus.

Also, what is a "rape activist"?

That sounds like a bad thing.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (ZPrif)

89 81
So basically any story about campus rape or racism coming from anything
other than a police investigation is basically crap these days.


Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (xSCb6)

Damn right!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (AC0lD)

90 81 Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (xSCb6)

Well the Femynysts have essentially admitted they feel no compunction about lying to "make their case" on "rape culture"...

and "rape culture" is essentially any heterosexual intercourse on campus that is not an exercise in double indemnity contract law.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (/4AZU)

91 Wait... what? Are you suggesting that fantasies of rape aren't rape?

Haters.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (BZAd3)

92 The story was published because the writer so badly wanted to believe it was true. Just like the TANG stuff that brought down Dan Blather. The response will go as follows..... "Although this story may not be factually accurate, it does not negate the fact that this is happening at Frat Houses on College Campus' all over this country." ..... and the national conversation will supposedly begin.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (32Ze2)

93 What is more disgusting is how UVa immediately accepted this article as the absolute truth, suspended Frat activities, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original

It seemed perfectly reasonable to me. After all, what they've done is bad enough.*
* I really said that. About my own students. I'm that much of a dick. And I'm still here. Suck it.

Posted by: Dean Brodhead Duke Univ Thug in Chief at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (Spluw)

94 Anyone notice how Lena Dunham's rapist description reads like it may have been Freddie Mercury? Except for the Republican part. Like he understandably thought she was a dude, or something.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (MNq6o)

95 This ties in nicely with my little twitter rant against Amanda "I am a vagina, only a vagina, always a vagina" Marcotte the other day:


"Amanda Marcotte, your inability to admit that there's such a thing as a
false rape claim puts you on the same level as a rapist yourself.


"Because, Amanda Marcotte, propagating the myth that all those who claim
to be victims MUST BE BELIEVED WITHOUT QUESTION is foolish cruel.


"Because, Amanda Marcotte, when some of those women (and men) are proven
to be LYING, it plants the seed of doubt abt the NEXT alleged victim


"Congratulations, Amanda Marcotte! By failing to observe basic
objectivity, you have just made it easier for rapists to get away with
rape.


"You enable rapists, Amanda Marcotte, through your close-minded belief
that people who say they were raped are all telling the truth.


"And for that, Amanda Marcotte, I regard you with the same palpable
disgust as I do "victims" who falsely cry rape, and rapists themselves.


"There can be no leniency for rapists, nor for those who falsely accuse
an innocent person of rape. And that includes those who enable them."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (4df7R)

96 Did Rolling Stones fail to report the rapists as "campus Republicans" in the story? Rookie mistake!


And does Rolling Stones have a hillbilly theme song yet?

Can't be a winner without a hillbilly theme song.

Hillabilly 2016!!!

Posted by: USA at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (m8hf7)

97 Who cares what Rolling Stone says?

I just got an offer to be an EDITOR at the prestigious 100 year old magazine TNR!!

What an honor!

My source tells me that there's *always* a long wait to get hired there.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (0xTsz)

98 Just curious, but is Jackie of the highly tanned race?

Posted by: Havedash at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (gvqyH)

99 It may not have been rape-rape. But it will be lawyer-rape.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (VndSC)

100 The Rolling Stones editors might try the Orson Wells defense, "It was entertainment. We never thought anyone would believe it."

"No need to panic, this is a fictional account. but Aliens have landed in Brattleboro, Kansas and their death rays are killing cattle. The smell is indescribable."

Posted by: Smith, Agent N.M.I. at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (JM/bJ)

101 I like doing Barry when he's wearing a fake mustache and purple cowboy boots.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (UlJ3l)

102 Sorry, folks. Looks like we fucked up...AGAIN!

Posted by: Rolling Stone at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (S0A/C)

103 Rape?? Pffft...kids today don't know what rape is!!


Posted by: Tawana Braw-Lee at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (NpXoL)

104 26
Movie about Barry and Mooch and their "love story" in works:

http://tinyurl.com/mfv2onh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 01:13 PM (FsuaD)



Oh, good gravy. We're turning into North Korea.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (zoehZ)

105 So how much do "rape activists" pull in a year? When will we see the first BA programs in this burgeoning field?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 05, 2014 01:26 PM (wtvvX)

106 45 Stories like this one in the Rolling Stones wouldn't happen if journalists were licensed by the state. 

Posted by: Smith, Agent N.M.I. at
------------------
No. Just, no.
Last thing we need in our lives is MORE state intervention.
Shrink gov't. Expand teaching of personal accountability. Period.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (HiHJN)

107 71 " Hell, I'll just transfer ownership of Rolling Stone to that frat; it'll save us both on legal bills. "

Posted by: Jann Wenner at December 05, 2014 01:22 PM (uqV2n)


If it was possible for the left wing media to be successfully sued, George Zimmerman would own NBC.

They can do or say anything they want without consequences. It's not right, but that's the way it is.

Posted by: jwest at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (vwlGK)

108 Waiting for scores of women to start nationwide protests about college fake rape epidemic calling for death to all men.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (BZAd3)

109 I guess it is a good thing their dicks were not aborted prematurely....

Posted by: Full Sail at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (/WmRg)

110 Rickl, North Korea... how about Romania?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (7f5Ol)

111 The story was published because the writer so badly wanted to believe it was true. Just like the TANG stuff that brought down Dan Blather. The response will go as follows..... "Although this story may not be factually accurate, it does not negate the fact that this is happening at Frat Houses on College Campus' all over this country." ..... and the national conversation will supposedly begin.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo
Don't forget my bro, the YouTube video. let him put his trailer in you.

Posted by: TANG memo at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (Spluw)

112 She dreamed of pursuing a career in medicine like her childhood hero, Patch Adams.
Posted by: VA MK Z at December 05, 2014 01:23 PM (RjkRJ)

But she was disappointed when her parents told her they couldn't afford Ivy League tuition so she signed up for UVa without visiting the campus.....

Written like a 13 year old's attempt at story writing.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (oOlEN)

113 I wish I was Amanda Marcotte's vagina.
that is what I truly want to be.
'[cause if I was Amanda Marcotte's vagina
No one would want to fuck with me.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (XUKZU)

114 "Didn't a Rolling Stone article essentially ruin Gen. McChrystal's career?"

An article which, *after* Obama flipped out and fired McChrystal over it, was later found by an internal Pentagon inquiry to be a tissue of lies from start to finish.

An article written by a "journalist" with serious drug problems who later died in a high speed car wreck with crystal meth in his system.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (noWW6)

115 92 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 05, 2014 01:25 PM (32Ze2)

While that will be their defense I am going to go out on a limb and guess there are not staged rapes on broken glass recreating the love scenes *barf* from "My Sweet Sweet Satan" on every campus...

this nation is an insane asylum and we are expected to be in bed no pun intended with genuine lunatics in business and culture.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (/4AZU)

116 98 Just curious, but is Jackie of the highly tanned race?
Posted by: Havedash
-------------------------


Doesn't Rolling Stone call her "Brown Sugar"?

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (VndSC)

117 These young republicans and their fraternities of privilege are out of control.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (dVmLD)

118 Rolling Stone is crap written by idiots for retards.

"Assaulters" is not even a word. What a bunch of fucktarded SJW illiterates.

Posted by: TallDave at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (/HtWy)

119 Rolling Stone got what they wanted out of the article. They were relevant for a two weak period.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (gmeXX)

120 Gell-Mann Amnesia effect.

What else have they made no attempt to fact check?

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2014 01:29 PM (MNq6o)

121 Fake rape victims need their own Sharpton.

What's De Blasio up to today?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 05, 2014 01:29 PM (BZAd3)

122 Immediately after this 'reporter' (See the use of 'scare quotes' I used there!!) said she was shopping around for a college that didn't have an active feminist movement going, I knew that this was not only 'fake but accurate' (Again!!), but also an attempt to establish one. Nobody is that credulous as to accept this narrative except someone who is looking for a predetermined outcome.

Posted by: TimothyJ at December 05, 2014 01:29 PM (ep2io)

123 I'm going long on popcorn futures.

This should be good.

*noms with wild abandon*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 01:29 PM (0HooB)

124 No fraternity would give gang-rape privileges to pledges. That's reserved for upperclassmen members only.

Posted by: brak at December 05, 2014 01:29 PM (Tj+s6)

125 114 "Didn't a Rolling Stone article essentially ruin Gen. McChrystal's career?"

An article which, *after* Obama flipped out and fired McChrystal over it, was later found by an internal Pentagon inquiry to be a tissue of lies from start to finish.

An article written by a "journalist" with serious drug problems who later died in a high speed car wreck with crystal meth in his system.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (noWW6)

************

GA--torque--I did not know about the "journalist" crappin' himself out in a car crash.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 01:30 PM (RJMhd)

126 They only just now noticed discrepancies because before they wanted it to be true. That hack writer was out looking for this specific kind of story so of course she was going to believe it. Lying assholes b

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2014 01:30 PM (z/Ubi)

127 I wonder to what degree she was raped and if there was anal involved.

Posted by: Woopie G. Wonders at December 05, 2014 01:30 PM (NpXoL)

128 There was no frat party.
It was all a lie.

WaPost:
U-Va. fraternity to rebut claims of gang rape in Rolling Stone http://wapo.st/1vnF3ed

Officials close to the fraternity said that the statement will indicate that Phi Kappa Psi did not host a party on Sept. 28, 2012, the night that a university student named Jackie alleges she was invited to a date party, lured into an upstairs room and was then ambushed and gang-raped by seven men who were rushing the fraternity.

The officials also said that no members of the fraternity were employed at the university’s Aquatic Fitness Center during that time frame — a detail Jackie provided in her account to Rolling Stone and in interviews with The Washington Post — and that no member of the house matches the description detailed in the Rolling Stone account.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

129 Yeah, my writers should have found some Hispanic dude with a Jewish name to falsely accuse of rape, instead of a fraternity with wealthy alums.

I'll make sure my next magazine knows the difference between shallow pockets and deep pockets.

Posted by: Jann Wenner at December 05, 2014 01:30 PM (uqV2n)

130 109 I guess it is a good thing their dicks were not aborted prematurely....

Posted by: Full Sail at December 05, 2014 01:27 PM (/WmRg)

Whackage of the pee pees!

Posted by: Killerdog at December 05, 2014 01:30 PM (7KwMr)

131 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Address me as your Majesty

Posted by: National Enquirer at December 05, 2014 01:31 PM (Spluw)

132 Sue Rolling Stone. Sue. Sue. Sue.

Take every penny they got.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 01:31 PM (ZPrif)

133 Don't kids know ANYTHING these days?

Posted by: Jann Wenner at December 05, 2014 01:31 PM (uqV2n)

134 121
Fake rape victims need their own Sharpton.






Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 05, 2014 01:29 PM (BZAd3)


Fake Rape Victims' Sharpton IS Sharpton.
Just ask Tawana Brawley. If you can find her.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 05, 2014 01:31 PM (4df7R)

135 Jackie was apparently raped on a bed of broken Stephen Glass.

Posted by: Furious George at December 05, 2014 01:31 PM (UlJ3l)

136 We're sorry. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at December 05, 2014 01:31 PM (o4rNP)

137 Erdeley as well as the editor who accepted this story need to be peacefully picketed at their homes too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:32 PM (Dj3AB)

138 If you cue up Yakety Sax when reading any Rolling Stone article, it all makes sense.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 01:32 PM (xSCb6)

139 #26 Movie about Barry and Mooch and their "love story" in works:

I'd watch the movie about the TRUE story (Mooch "rehabilitating" the puppeteers' Great Black - albeit gay cokehead - Hope into some semblance of a viable" candidate to give the progressives their golden opportunity to destroy America).

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 05, 2014 01:32 PM (R+h7Q)

140 "Also, what is a "rape activist"? "


She shows you how to rape...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2014 01:32 PM (LA7Cm)

141 "Movie about Barry and Mooch and their "love story" in works:"

They already did their live scene in "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin"... "Hippotamus?"


Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 05, 2014 01:32 PM (XO6WW)

142 Rape fantasists need love too but if you do they will prosecute.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:32 PM (XUKZU)

143 "Assaulters" is not even a word. What a bunch of fucktarded SJW illiterates.
Posted by: TallDave at December 05, 2014 01:28 PM (/HtWy)

Ha! I own an AR Assaulter Rifle. With a thingy that goes up and it can kill 55 people with 17 bullets.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 01:33 PM (oOlEN)

144 Hell, I'll just transfer ownership of Rolling Stone to that frat; it'll save us both on legal bills.

Hot Dog! It's about time they did another 1964 High School Annual special.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 01:33 PM (0HooB)

145 "Also, what is a "rape activist"? "

-Sounds better than "agendized scrunt".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:33 PM (XUKZU)

146 Of Course the is going to be a movie about TFG and her. Reggie Love has written a book.

Posted by: Smith, Agent N.M.I. at December 05, 2014 01:33 PM (JM/bJ)

147 I'll share with the Horde what I was speculating on twitter - I wonder if Rolling Stone has already settled with the frat. Because that? That reads like what would be negotiated as part of a settlement.

It also explains why the frat has been so quiet since the story broke.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 05, 2014 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

148 Reading the wapo article about the rebuttal, it seems like Jackie made a lot of friends among rape survivor support groups by bonding over her fake rape story. That is so creepy. Munchausen syndrome.

Posted by: @votermom at December 05, 2014 01:34 PM (z57xI)

149 >>Movie about Barry and Mooch and their "love story" in works...


Who is the audience for this - the same people who think that Stand For Hillary country music video is neat-o?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2014 01:34 PM (ABcz/)

150 Based on a true story.

A romance that changed the world!

"When Barack Met Michelle"

Laugh! As they meet cute....

(Michelle knocks Barack over trying to get the last slice of pizza)

B: Geez. Could your ass be any bigger, you cow.

M: Could you be anymore obviously gay?

Share the warmth as they raise a family....

Barack stares at newborn baby in Michelle's arms

B: Wow....she's beautiful!

M: She's not yours.

Thrill to the Triumph of the White House Years

Michelle stabs Barack with fork trying to get last onion ring

B: Ow! Fuck. Could your ass be any bigger, you cow.

M: Could you be anymore obviously gay?


"When Barack Met Michelle"

A true romance that changed the world!!!!

And destroyed the greatest country on Earth!

Coming Christmas Day 2015!!!

Posted by: When Barack Met Michelle : The Barack and Michelle Romance Movie Trailer at December 05, 2014 01:34 PM (0cMkb)

151 If you cue up Yakety Sax when reading any Rolling Stone article, it all makes sense.
Posted by: Burn the Witch

Do NOT try playing it backwards. That's some scary stuff.

Posted by: Satan at December 05, 2014 01:34 PM (Spluw)

152 Dirty bomb nude.

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 05, 2014 01:34 PM (0NdlF)

153 "This could get much much uglier."

I am rubbing my belly button in gleeful anticipation!

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 05, 2014 01:35 PM (fMSaY)

154 Fake Rape Victims' Sharpton IS Sharpton.
Just ask Tawana Brawley. If you can find her.


MWR, I hear Wendy Davis is looking for a new gig so she can afford a new pair of pink sneakers.

As for Tawana, Muslim convert, they are finally garnishing her wages to pay for the Pagones ruling. Poor Tawana, no one bailed her out like they did with Sharpton's monetary problems due to Pagones. Tawana just a poor Zathras, tossed under Leviathan after her usefulness was done.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:35 PM (7f5Ol)

155 What is this shit?

Posted by: Bob Dylan at December 05, 2014 01:35 PM (QZkRD)

156 Brian Banks spent five years in prison and lost a USC football scholarship due to a false rape accusation that the accuser later admitted was fabricated.

Posted by: boniface ballers at December 05, 2014 01:35 PM (m/Gc2)

157 Next week Jackie will appear in World Weekly News in an article entitled How I was Anally Raped by Zork From Ork In a Flying Saucer Over the Bermuda Triangle.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:36 PM (XUKZU)

158 Marcotte is doubling down on her bullshit in her usual hacktastic manner:

http://goo.gl/q4AqWz

Posted by: physics geek at December 05, 2014 01:36 PM (MT22W)

159 Posted by: When Barack Met Michelle : The Barack and Michelle Romance Movie Trailer
"In a World gone mad..."
golf clap

Posted by: zombie The voice at December 05, 2014 01:36 PM (Spluw)

160 No code words.
If you want the poodles, just put your lips together and blow.

Posted by: Smith, Agent N.M.I. at December 05, 2014 01:36 PM (JM/bJ)

161 It also explains why the frat has been so quiet since the story broke.

Maybe so, but I would be calling for blood if I were a fraternity. I don't think a little here this is for your trouble would be enough.

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2014 01:37 PM (w3a0Z)

162 from the WaPo link, Jackie's friend is quoted:

"While the details of this one case may have been misreported, this does not erase the somber truth this article brought to light: Rape is far more prevalent than we realize and it is often misunderstood and mishandled by peers, institutions, and society at large"

so once again there is a higher truth proven by an apparently false story.

Posted by: mallfly at December 05, 2014 01:37 PM (bJm7W)

163 Reading the wapo article about the rebuttal, it seems like Jackie made a lot of friends among rape survivor support groups by bonding over her fake rape story. That is so creepy. Munchausen syndrome.

-
Munchausen by pokey.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:37 PM (XUKZU)

164 Reading the wapo article about the rebuttal, it seems like Jackie made a lot of friends among rape survivor support groups by bonding over her fake rape story. That is so creepy. Munchausen syndrome.

--

Right. And she had to have the best/worst rape story to beat all the other girls' actual rape stories of actual rape.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 01:37 PM (ZPrif)

165 150
Critics rave:
"I laughed.
I cried (when I saw my Obamacre premiums).
I threw up in my mouth."

Posted by: @votermom at December 05, 2014 01:38 PM (d4lPs)

166 A movie was made about the love story of Putin and his wife. They are divorced now. Who watches this stuff?

Posted by: Tj at December 05, 2014 01:38 PM (FBjP7)

167 Doubting her story is rape.

This apology from RS needed a trigger warning.

Posted by: brak at December 05, 2014 01:38 PM (Tj+s6)

168 so once again there is a higher truth proven by an apparently false story.
Posted by: mallfly at December 05, 2014 01:37 PM (bJm7W)

It's the Dan Rather standard of Journalism. Keep repeating the charge despite it being disproved. At some point, everyone will forget that it was untrue and accept it as undeniable fact.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 01:39 PM (oOlEN)

169 from the WaPo link, Jackie's friend is quoted: "While the details of this one case may have been misreported, this does not erase the somber truth this article brought to light: Rape is far more prevalent than we realize and it is often misunderstood and mishandled by peers, institutions, and society at large" so once again there is a higher truth proven by an apparently false story.
Posted by: mallfly

Well, there's some truthiness to this. "Jackie", RS, UVa and this friend all mishandled it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:39 PM (Spluw)

170 Munchausen by Snoo-Snoo!

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2014 01:39 PM (MMC8r)

171 ""While the details of this one case may have been misreported, "


Heh.


"While there was no actual rapin', it's important that we think that it did occur to further our meme."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2014 01:39 PM (LA7Cm)

172 I'll share with the Horde what I was speculating on twitter - I wonder if Rolling Stone has already settled with the frat. Because that? That reads like what would be negotiated as part of a settlement. It also explains why the frat has been so quiet since the story broke.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 05, 2014 01:34 PM (mf5HN)


--------------------------------------------


Maybe. If they've done this, I'm hoping the frat is spinning up the legal dynamos for a run at UVA's stash.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at December 05, 2014 01:40 PM (o4rNP)

173 If I had a high school age son, I'd urge him to apply to UVa and try to get into that frat. They're going to have a bitchin' nice house for the brothers to live in rent free in a few years.

Posted by: VA MK Z at December 05, 2014 01:40 PM (RjkRJ)

174 I think I just threw up a little.

Posted by: zombie Josef Goebels at December 05, 2014 01:40 PM (Spluw)

175 "Right. And she had to have the best/worst rape story to beat all the other girls' actual rape stories of actual rape."

I was raped by fi-- no seven guys. In a bed-- no, on the floor admist broken glass.

...

oh and they used a beer bottle

....

ummmmm

...

oh and they referred to me as it

and the school and my friends hardly seemed to care because RAPE CULTURE

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 05, 2014 01:40 PM (fMSaY)

176 It's the Dan Rather standard of Journalism.

-
Dan was a man ahead of his time.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:41 PM (XUKZU)

177 Unreal. What happened to real journalism?

War on wimmen. Duke LaCrosse woman who later murders her bf. Title IX in colleges across this nation expelling men who have consensual sex because the girl said she was raped. Lena.

If you have a son in college, hell anywhere who is not married, tell him to get a notarized copy of signed consensual sex prior to the act, maybe with a recorded agreement on record.

And, yes, definitely a reaction to the frat lawsuit in progress. UVA has/had their own problem with possibly a serial rapist murdering monster, therefore the spotlight on them. But this is bs to condemn an entire fraternity without fact checking or verifying. Sue Rollingstone. Do it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at December 05, 2014 01:41 PM (dMEBN)

178 Catastrophic sock fail

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2014 01:41 PM (o4rNP)

179 This was a test. Only a test. If it had been an actual rape, there would have been actual evidence.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:41 PM (XUKZU)

180 They're going to have a bitchin' nice house for the
brothers to live in rent free in a few years.

The Wenner hot tub alone is going to be worth putting up with some nasty hazing.

Posted by: VA MK Z at December 05, 2014 01:42 PM (RjkRJ)

181 I dislike both the fact that the term rape encompasses such a wide range of definition and that a person is skewered if they attempt to make a distinction .

Forcible rape by an unknown armed assailant under threat of harm or death is different than having too much alcohol and having a date take advantage of that condition. That is not saying the the former is not wrong but that it's much different.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 05, 2014 01:42 PM (014lE)

182 It wiuld be funny to have parody trailers on youtube for the EarLeader FirstMoocher biopic.
Steal scenes from other movies.

They could put clips of Fish Mooney from Gotham as Jarrett.

Posted by: @votermom at December 05, 2014 01:42 PM (nc3mW)

183 Jackie will still get to license her story as a Lifetime movie.

"Jackie: Portrait of a Victim"

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2014 01:42 PM (MMC8r)

184 "Misreported" and "lied" aren't really the same thing.

As they will no doubt find out in court.

Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at December 05, 2014 01:42 PM (y+NVD)

185 Rolling Stone needs to be sued and the Fraternity needs to end up owning this f**king rag. That's the only way to send a message to all the other Rolling Stone wannabe's out there. That there is a price to be paid for maliciously lying and destroying the very concept of facts and truth.

Posted by: LGoPs at December 05, 2014 01:43 PM (57By+)

186 "Right. And she had to have the best/worst rape story to beat all the other girls' actual rape stories of actual rape."

Imagine for one moment what might be going through the minds of genuine rape victims who were preyed upon in those meetings. It's horrific. They were trying to surmount a hideous experience, and they became part of some sick game of one-ups-manship.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:43 PM (Spluw)

187 Hey, Rolling Stone, you know what else is like rape?

A libel case.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (MMC8r)

188 " is different than having too much alcohol and having a date take advantage of that condition. "


Not rape-rape....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (LA7Cm)

189 And I think something needs to be sent to RS by thousands of people. I'm not suggesting dog poo or anything, but maybe a little pair of doll pants-with a paper flame attached saying "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (Dj3AB)

190 we aren't suppose to say the F word around here anymore ? when did they make that proclamation ?

Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (DxQWB)

191 Hey Alex ...

We're still up here !!
Whatcha goin to do about it!!

You that Cochran guy taking scat all yesterday.
Threatenin us with guns stuff

Were still waiting,

Sincerely,

The Trees Rats Stomping Around Upstairs

Posted by: Tree Rats stompin around upstairs at ATC's work at December 05, 2014 01:45 PM (i4eXO)

192 Dear Rolling Stone Forum,

You hear about how much fun people have at all these fraternity gang rapes but I never thought it would happen to me ..

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 05, 2014 01:45 PM (rwI+c)

193 Question for Jackie's friend, the rape advocate:

In what universe does another un-checked, over-hyped, fake rape story bring to light the "truth" that actual rape is far more prevalent than we realize?

Posted by: VA MK Z at December 05, 2014 01:46 PM (RjkRJ)

194 11 Would it be wrong to Schadenboner at this point?


Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2014 01:10 PM (MNq6o)

No, so long as whatever you do with it is consensual.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 01:46 PM (2Ojst)

195 Rolling Stone has to name this Jackie activist.
She shouldn't be allowed to escape into anonymity. She lied. On purpose. To advance her agenda.

They know her real name. That's a story.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 01:47 PM (ZPrif)

196 190 we aren't suppose to say the F word around here anymore ? when did they make that proclamation ?
Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (DxQWB)


A frakking while ago because Ace is trying to get some new fuggin advertisers.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 05, 2014 01:47 PM (wqVD1)

197 Question for Jackie's friend, the rape advocate:

In what universe does another un-checked, over-hyped, fake rape story bring to light the "truth" that actual rape is far more prevalent than we realize?

-
Denier!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:47 PM (XUKZU)

198 Conscious disregard for the truth. Bye bye, Rolling Stone. I hope you enjoy your new incarnation as Phi Psi Monthly.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2014 01:47 PM (8Ljms)

199 Forcible rape by an unknown armed assailant under threat of harm or death is different than having too much alcohol and having a date take advantage of that condition.

--

The latter meaning being plied with drinks until you boozily say "yeah why not?" -- that used to be called being seduced by a cad.
But if it's being roofied or drinking to the point of passing out then waking up nekid & soiled then that's still rape.

Posted by: @votermom at December 05, 2014 01:47 PM (nc3mW)

200 But I'm sure Lena Dunham's story is still totes legit, guys.

Posted by: tdpwells at December 05, 2014 01:47 PM (bwjxb)

201 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (LA7Cm)

Yeah there's more truth in that then your allowed to admit.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 05, 2014 01:48 PM (014lE)

202 Fake accusers need to be named and shamed.
Just like actual rapists need to be named and shamed.

Whoever this "Jackie" girl is shouldn't be able to just walk away from this, consequence free. Her real name deserves to be made public.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 01:49 PM (ZPrif)

203 Hey, hey, EPA
Frack you!!!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:49 PM (XUKZU)

204 Uh.....Would you believe, "local crime story"? Everyone go away please?

Posted by: RS channeling its inner Wash Post at December 05, 2014 01:49 PM (Spluw)

205 196
190 we aren't suppose to say the F word around here anymore ? when did they make that proclamation ?
Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (DxQWB)

A frakking while ago because Ace is trying to get some new fuggin advertisers

that explains why everyone has been talking like limp dick pussies .( can i even say that ?)

Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:49 PM (DxQWB)

206 *returns trio of Raptors back to pen*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:50 PM (7f5Ol)

207 190 we aren't suppose to say the F word around here anymore ? when did they make that proclamation ?Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:44 PM (DxQWB)A frakking while ago because Ace is trying to get some new fuggin advertisersthat explains why everyone has been talking like limp dick pussies .( can i even say that ?)
Posted by: alec

We need to try out a new "Replacement word of the Day". I'll start.....Zounds. Everyone try using 'zounds'.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:51 PM (Spluw)

208 Alec-You're answering your own question?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:51 PM (Dj3AB)

209 Did we say UVA? Sorry, that was a typo. We meant another university, that we can't mention. And it wasn't 2 years ago , it was more like 20
plus/minus say 5 years. We can definitely say there was at least one rapist that was in a frat building at some time in his life. And it probably happened at a building just close to frat to be named later. Maybe.

But we are sure something happened so everybody needs to be outraged.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at December 05, 2014 01:51 PM (1BQGO)

210 We need to try out a new "Replacement word of the Day". I'll start.....Zounds. Everyone try using 'zounds'.

fluck that , that zounds ghey

Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:52 PM (DxQWB)

211 Retweeted by Sabrina the Teenage Reporter:

Narcissism and entitlement play a huge role in sexual assault, says @SabrinaRErdely.

Project we much?

I mean, PROJECT WE MUCH?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 05, 2014 01:52 PM (RjkRJ)

212 I mean, I think if you're going to answer your own question you should at least have a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:52 PM (Dj3AB)

213 The tweet stream of Sabrina the Teenage Reporter gets better and better:

The @nytimes reporter tried to knock on Phi Psi's door, but was threatened by 2 men "who identified themselves only as 'Biker' and 'Cookie'"

Posted by: VA MK Z at December 05, 2014 01:54 PM (RjkRJ)

214 FenelonSpoke

no .... just didnt change the other comment to italics .....

Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:54 PM (DxQWB)

215 More from Sabrina the Teenage Reporter:

My hope is that fraternities at UVA elsewhere will embrace this as
an opportunity to be leaders in turning the tide against rape.

Posted by: VA MK Z at December 05, 2014 01:54 PM (RjkRJ)

216 No Justice! No Pea....
What?
Oh. Nevermind...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2014 01:55 PM (S0A/C)

217 Discovery should be fun, especially the deposition of 'Jackie'


My gut says she's a serial liar with hysterical personality syndrome.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2014 01:55 PM (8Ljms)

218
We need to try out a new "Replacement word of the Day". I'll start.....Zounds. Everyone try using 'zounds'.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:51 PM (Spluw)

Go zounds yourself, motherzoundser!

Just doesn't have the same punch to it...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 01:55 PM (2Ojst)

219 But we are sure something happened so everybody needs to be outraged.
Posted by: Rolling Stone

That's kinda sloppy.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at December 05, 2014 01:56 PM (Spluw)

220 It would be easier to forgive if this woman were a teenage reporter but I think she's at least in her thirties and possibly older (middle aged?)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:56 PM (Dj3AB)

221 Go zounds yourself, motherzoundser!



Just doesn't have the same punch to it...


HAHAHAHA yea not so much !

Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 01:56 PM (DxQWB)

222 212 I mean, I think if you're going to answer your own question you should at least have a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:52 PM (Dj3AB)

IF YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER YOUR OWN QUESTION, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE A SOCK?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 05, 2014 01:57 PM (2Ojst)

223 Oh, and here's one for my rant: the problem of waking up feeling raped, girls and boys, after binge drinking weekend blackout and heaven knows what else, is yours. You go to the party. You funnel beer bongs like Mary Landrieu from LA, accept drinks with possible drugs, party, party, black out. hug the porcelain throne, hurl, repeat every weekend, . Have photos taken of you blacked out (yes, my morons, there are actual blogs or facebooks of this, with passed out students, lying in their own urine and vomit, with crap piled on them for laughs or an outline of beer cans---and, yes, I know this sounds like a moron meet-up, but hear me out). These are kids, often under 20. They do not realized they could DIE from either choking on their own vomit or alcohol poisoning...much less the easy rape factor. Hell, they could smother under the crap their drunk friends pile on them before the photo.

College binge drinking is a huge problem. Huge. Doing this crap to be admitted into certain frats or societies is a form of hazing. And it happens every weekend and most colleges. Every weekend.

So, back to rape story, a girl gets smashed at a party, wakes up with her panties missing, notes various injuries, remembers nothing, and realizes: rape. Has no freaking idea who did it or how many did it to her. Maybe reports it, gets tested for STD's, pregnancy, and HIV, maybe not. Or, maybe she is totally horrified and/or sort of remembers this one guy she has a crush on who later ignores her and she wants revenge and files Title IX...which SHOULD BE filed for waking up raped but not for "I had sex with Joe from Krappa Fi and he dumped me when he realized I wear Hello Kitty panties." Title IX is being majorly abused in colleges across the country with lawsuits by the expelled guys...some who have texts and witnesses to prove the sex was a hook up and consensual. Does not matter: they have a penis, so guilty, expelled.

If I had a son in college today I would be far worse than I was a few years ago (and I have been preaching about HIV since they entered kindergarten). It ain't no war on wimmen but on men. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at December 05, 2014 01:57 PM (dMEBN)

224 We need to try out a new "Replacement word of the Day". I'll start.....Zounds. Everyone try using 'zounds'. Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:51 PM (Spluw) Go zounds yourself, motherzoundser! Just doesn't have the same punch to it...
Posted by: Insomniac

You're right. Try raising your middle finger higher when you type.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:57 PM (Spluw)

225 "We like writing about sex. And left-wing politics. We regret there was no sexual basis for this latest left-wing political crusade. Yet. We remain committed to the highest standards of integrity, agitation and sexy pinko-ness."

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at December 05, 2014 01:59 PM (pYEaj)

226 This girl recalled in absolute terms and vivid detail what allegedly happened to her. She broke a glass coffee table that she was thrown against but was raped on a soft, thick rug. You have to rape a few ovaries to make an omelet... Or not! The ends justify the means, the truth doesn't matter, it's all about the narrative.

Posted by: runningrn at December 05, 2014 02:00 PM (kMdnZ)

227 hey, remember some years ago the navy guy who got in major trouble from something or other at Tailhook, even though he had cuffing hard proof that he wasn't there?

Posted by: mallfly at December 05, 2014 02:00 PM (bJm7W)

228 Well done, Christy. If She exists that's probably what happened.

Binge drinking has been going on since I was in college 30 plus years ago. I don't know if it' s gotten worse or not, but some kids were dying of grain alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 02:02 PM (Dj3AB)

229 But as a poster commented yesterday , I do agree the cries of wolf definitely hurt those who may have legitimate clams of date rape in the future.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 05, 2014 02:06 PM (014lE)

230 Comrades at Rollink Stone good.

Posted by: Zombie PRAVDA Editor at December 05, 2014 02:08 PM (WGm5T)

231 If she was raped at all, it was by a member of a protected class. She couldn't stand the cognitive dissonance and blamed on "privileged" whitey.

Posted by: despair at December 05, 2014 02:11 PM (dcY7v)

232 We need to try out a new "Replacement word of the Day". I'll start.....Zounds. Everyone try using 'zounds'.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 01:51 PM (Spluw)
How 'bout "Good Golly Miss Molly"? Would that be wholesome enough? Probably f**king not.

Posted by: LGoPs at December 05, 2014 02:12 PM (57By+)

233 232 We need to try out a new "Replacement word of the Day". I'll start.....Zounds. Everyone try using 'zounds'.

I tried "cuffing" -- whaddaya think..?

Posted by: mallfly at December 05, 2014 02:20 PM (bJm7W)

234 One of the biggest problems is that they are defining rape down. They have been doing it for years.

the first step was defining any sexual intercourse a woman had while drunk "rape" if she was upset the next day.

So, if two 18 year old kids are equally drunk, and engage in consensual sex while drunk, but the woman wakes up and regrets the sex, it is not "rape".

The man is responsible for his actions while drunk - the woman is not.

I am getting to the point - much as I am for racial discrimination claims - that I don't believe the claims.

when someone claims they were discriminated against, I never believe it anymore. When you water down "discrimination" to such a point that someone "feeling" "dissed" equals discrimination - I know longer feel sympathy for you or believe you were subject to anything.

If anything, the burden to prove you were discriminated against has become higher in my mind because I am not going to believe you without rock-solid evidence.

the same is not becoming true of claims of "rape". When you water it down to the point where anything is rape, I am now not going to believe anyone who claims rape.

the same way the race card has less and less value when played, the rape card is going to end up.

Posted by: monkeytoe at December 05, 2014 02:21 PM (3ZtZW)

235
sometimes when people are really on a roll here I laugh until I cry, which I don't do too often.

I do it here because when I'm reduced to helpless chortling over the relentless rapidfire onslaught by the razor wits, I inevitably remember that Breitbart used to read the comments, then I get something in my eye for a minute.

Posted by: barbarausa at December 05, 2014 02:24 PM (Sq/lh)

236 The surviving members of Dr. Hook need to ask the fraternity what it takes to get their picture on the cover after this lawsuit is done.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 05, 2014 02:31 PM (3rpCw)

237 The story reaches millions, the retraction reaches thousands. By design. They pretend to be credible while having had effected their exact desired consequences with LIVs.

Posted by: 0302 at December 05, 2014 02:34 PM (yHHKL)

238 The brave soul at RS have locked out comments on this piece. What a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: holygoat at December 05, 2014 02:37 PM (elG7j)

239 So will anyone be held to account? Will the falsely accused get their reputations back? Will the liar be made to pay?

Posted by: Iblis at December 05, 2014 02:45 PM (vJ9uz)

240 RS closed the comments while I was reading it. There were 16- all hammering RS for hurting the cause - then I refreshed and they were all gone.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 05, 2014 02:49 PM (UBzPO)

241 I hope that those that have been "affected" by the story have lawyered up and are looking to go after Rolling Stone...

Posted by: Infidel Mataween at December 05, 2014 02:51 PM (Jls4P)

242 Sean Woods and Sabrina Erdely both need to join Stephen Glass and Jayson Blair in the world of toxic, unemployable former journalists. Erdely wrote the damning article, but Woods approved it and allowed it to be published which is really the greater of the two crimes.

Posted by: holygoat at December 05, 2014 02:51 PM (elG7j)

243 I got my two comments deleted before they closed it.

First one quoted them agreeing not to interview the people accused of rape and said simply, "Are you a journalist or a publicist?"

Second one said y'all better steal everything in the RS office that isn't nailed down, because that frat is going to own the building you're working in within the year. (Paraphrased.)

Posted by: Jann Wenner at December 05, 2014 02:52 PM (uqV2n)

244 Oops! I didn't comment at RS as Jann Wenner. That would've been funny.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2014 02:53 PM (uqV2n)

245
Note how they now use the verb "claimed." The purported rape victim, Jackie, now "claimed" that a man (a boy named "Drew") orchestrated the attack. She now "claimed" that other boys participated in the gang rape.

Then they say unequivocally that "our trust in her was misplaced."

My interpretation? They've figured out through re-reporting the story that it was a hoax. They don't say what "discrepancies" or "new information" caused them to come to this conclusion. But I'll bet they have some pretty damning stuff.

Here's what I think happened to cause this extraordinary mea culpa. I think a lawyer for the fraternity or the boys or the university came to them with hard evidence that the girl was lying. I think they then said that they were prepared to file a multi-million dollar libel suit against Rolling Stone if they didn't retract it.

Note here that these aren't public figures. These are young college aged men with a lifetime of earning potential in front of them as graduates of an elite university. The privileges that attach to false statements about public figures so long as they aren't malicious don't apply to libel of non-public figures. So the chances of making out a claim for libel are significantly greater. And the damages to these young men could be very high indeed. Frankly, a class action on behalf of the hundreds or perhaps thousands of members of UVA fraternities against Rolling Stone wouldn't be out of the question.

So... when you read "we are taking this seroiusly and apologize," you should interpret that as "please please please don't sue us."

Posted by: The Regular Guy at December 05, 2014 03:06 PM (qHCyt)

246 I'm confused the order of the posts today.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2014 03:07 PM (gmeXX)

247 Remember those statements from someone at the school who said the friends of "Jackie" were angry that the writer had mis-quoted them, made things up and used off-the-record statements?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 05, 2014 01:16 PM (0xTsz)
_________________________

Even Jackie's friends don't believe her story now. Read the Washington Post article. This week, for the very first time, Jackie revealed the real name of "Drew" -- her date and the guy who supposedly took her to the party (that never happened) at the frat house and directed the entire rape.

The guy Jackie named never met her, never was a member of the frat, never worked at the aquatic center, and of course never dated or raped Jackie.

Also, one of Jackie's friends who was quoted in the RS article now says that Jackie has changed details of the rape over time. This friend says Jackie initially told her that she was raped by 5 guys at the frat house, but later increased her number of rapists to 7.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2014 03:07 PM (2ruKl)

248

What the crap??

Enough with the rape already.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:09 PM (ZEeN4)

249 Maybe they should run a picture of the douchebag "country" band that performed the Hillary! song on their next cover.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2014 03:10 PM (wAQA5)

250 224 We need to try out a new "Replacement word of the Day". I'll start.....Zounds.


For most of my life, I thought "zounds" rhymed with "sounds."

It actually rhymes with "wounds" as I discovered while watching Olivier's Richard III.

It's an abbreviation of "God's wounds."

Posted by: Citizen X at December 05, 2014 03:10 PM (7ObY1)

251 Because of the clicky-bait-y nature of Jackie's story we were trying to avoid looking for any facts or journalism to get in the way of promoting the narrative we wanted. As some others are actually doing research and have facts and evidence; we now need to publish something to explain why we lied to you and thought claiming we really really care might help.

So remember we really care about rape victims; and it was that, and not a desire to drive traffic with lies and slander, is why we published the story we did.

Did I come close?

Posted by: gekkobear at December 05, 2014 03:11 PM (qqVuf)

252 220 It would be easier to forgive if this woman were a teenage reporter but I think she's at least in her thirties and possibly older (middle aged?)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 01:56 PM (Dj3AB)
____________________________

She's around 42. Her website says she graduated from Penn in 1994. She's also married and has a son and a daughter.

I feel very sorry for her son.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2014 03:11 PM (2ruKl)

253 tomorrow belongs to ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


in my torpid, languid, feverish dreams

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at December 05, 2014 03:11 PM (8CdUx)

254 Rape is bad, you guys!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2014 03:12 PM (Ua6T/)

255 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed typist at December 05, 2014 03:12 PM (M1uf/)

256
..... this indicates something has changed in the Matrix.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2014 03:12 PM (NaV4z)

257 Everything old is new again?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed typist at December 05, 2014 03:12 PM (M1uf/)

258 "This friend says Jackie initially told her that she
was raped by 5 guys at the frat house, but later increased her number of
rapists to 7.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2014 03:07 PM (2ruKl)"
Well yeah. feminists don't go fishing; but that doesn't mean their fish stories that grow with time don't get to be told in a different venue.

Posted by: gekkobear at December 05, 2014 03:12 PM (qqVuf)

259 So is making shit up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (ZeBBB)

260 I just read on twitter that U2, Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones , Foo Fighters, and Kanye West are doing a series of private house parties for the frats at UVA. I wonder who arranged this?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (c1d/4)

261 Rumor confirmed. Ace has a time machine.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (iQ2ri)

262 I feel very sorry for her son.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2014 03:11 PM (2ruKl)

----

Put me down for ten on "Bi-Curious".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (NaV4z)

263 We have just passed through a wormhole in the blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (8ZskC)

264 This post seems strangely familiar, like I've been here before...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (0HooB)

265 255 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Not sure which was more obvious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (Ua6T/)

266 Zounds !!!!11 I'm not a f*cking hunchback already!


and I didn't kill those brats...

Posted by: Richard the Third ( not Enery the Eighth ) at December 05, 2014 03:13 PM (8CdUx)

267 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2014 03:07 PM (2ruKl)

5? 7?

220 221 whatever it takes.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 05, 2014 03:14 PM (014lE)

268 Since when did people start taking Rolling Stone seriously?

Assault Derringers. With the thing that goes up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:14 PM (M1uf/)

269 Sabrina will still probably get a book deal out of this...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2014 03:14 PM (c1d/4)

270 Thread Stompin Good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:14 PM (ZeBBB)

271 OT: George Bush may have just torpedoed Hillary and Jeb's campaigns:

http://wapo.st/1wFZVEf

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 03:15 PM (4WhSY)

272 Rumor confirmed. Ace has a time machine.

Not yet. He stores it in the future.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2014 03:15 PM (Ua6T/)

273
OT: George Bush may have just torpedoed Hillary and Jeb's campaigns:


Hate to say it, but maybe Dubya is really as dumb as a post.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (c1d/4)

274 Didn't we do this one already?

Posted by: T. Jeff at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (/Ho8c)

275 time is a river..................................and I can't swim

Posted by: A. Einstein, famous Jooooooo at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (8CdUx)

276 You're not getting off that easy.

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (XUKZU)

277
tomorrow belongs to ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


in my torpid, languid, feverish dreams
Posted by: Mary Landrieu
Word is you like to eat when you're depressed. Better stock up on Twinkies.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (wAQA5)

278 We will sue them into a coma.

Posted by: Lawyers With Deringers at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (XzRw1)

279 I like the Rolling Stone's use of "soul-searching" in their apology. Their rhetorical standards are so high that they rely on that meaningless cliche'.

Posted by: Brisco_County at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (+D/b7)

280 When this blog gets up to 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

Posted by: Doc Brown at December 05, 2014 03:17 PM (8ZskC)

281 Very big 'Heh!':

Instapundit.com retweeted
Sabrina Rubin Erdely @SabrinaRErdely Oct 3

Must-read @7im expose on how the Koch brothers poison the environment, buy elections [and] bend the law every which way http://www.rollingstone...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2014 03:17 PM (MVwOo)

282 My response to all the raping stories and hysterics..........Bitch, please....

Posted by: Not an Artist at December 05, 2014 03:17 PM (uRumV)

283 Hate to say it, but maybe Dubya is really as dumb as a post.

Dumb like a fox. Grubered rube.

Posted by: Lawyers With Deringers at December 05, 2014 03:17 PM (XzRw1)

284

My dislike for George Bush increases every day.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:18 PM (ZEeN4)

285 40 kilos is about 88 pounds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:18 PM (ZeBBB)

286 Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 03:16 PM (XUKZU)


Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Where'd we get get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water baffalooooooo!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:19 PM (M1uf/)

287 So rape is back on top?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:19 PM (2Ojst)

288 To be honest, we're still searching for our soul.

I'm afraid Chet Flippo might have traded it for some weed back in '89.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at December 05, 2014 03:19 PM (IOt29)

289 WTF?

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2014 03:20 PM (o4rNP)

290 Real rape victims are often not believed because of the false reports of people like "Jackie" and "Lena"... Women, stop!!!! Get attention some other way!

Victims of rape are victims of both bad men, and horrible women.

Posted by: petunia at December 05, 2014 03:20 PM (M1eBo)

291 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2014 03:17 PM (MVwOo)


"Heh" indeed.

Of course, I don't think she was ever concerned about credibility. Just getting the talking-points out there is the main thing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:20 PM (M1uf/)

292 I'm so confused. And baked apparantly. ..And I did not gibe consent for this thread enstompening. If I could think, I think that I would feel violated.

Posted by: The Loch ness coffee table at December 05, 2014 03:20 PM (Spluw)

293
Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin....

Into the fuuuuutuuure.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2014 03:20 PM (NaV4z)

294 Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Where'd we get get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water baffalooooooo!


Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:19 PM (M1uf/)


Took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh everybody's got a water buffalooooo!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (2Ojst)

295 Didn't we do this one already?

its on !!!!........still ....

Posted by: alec at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (DxQWB)

296 Nice little magazine you've got there.
Sure be a shame if anything happened to it.

Posted by: UVA and Phi Kappa Psi lawyers at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (AVz13)

297 Reading the wapo article about the rebuttal, it seems like Jackie made a lot of friends among rape survivor support groups by bonding over her fake rape story. That is so creepy. Munchausen syndrome.
____________________________

Yes, and being a "womyn's advocate" on campus gave her a whole new identity. I wonder if she changed her classes too -- from pre-med studies (which she was flunking before she told her rape story) to "gender studies" type gut courses?

That gang rape story sure came in handy for Jackie, didn't it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (2ruKl)

298 Everybody's got a water buffalo!Yours is fast but mine is slow.Where'd we get get them, I don't knowBut everybody's got a water baffalooooooo!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit

That's silly.

Posted by: Larry the Cucumber at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (Spluw)

299 My dislike for George Bush increases every day.


-----

But he shows why he is an imminently better politician than HRC. Whether you like his response or not, most people will find it funny. HRC could and would never act like that. Bill would. Its why Bill and W are two-term presidents and why HRC is going to never be one.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (gmeXX)

300 Not do we get to watch part of the MSM-academia-rape culture industrial
complex shamed and apologize (at least briefly), it was the despised conservative
media/blogs that made it happen. That has got to sting those leftists
jackasses in a new, wonderful way. I wonder if there is some German
word for it?

Posted by: George Orwell at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (1BQGO)

301 Buffalo rape!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 03:22 PM (XUKZU)

302 We have a post for rape, then murder, then arson, then rape?

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2014 03:22 PM (VndSC)

303 It does sound like they could at least have checked the date for a party, without anyone even knowing why they asked.

And it is common knowledge that pledging happens in the Spring, not the Fall. At least that is what I remember.

Posted by: petunia at December 05, 2014 03:22 PM (M1eBo)

304 This is the author of the rape hoax story, showing what the whole point of the story was.

Sabrina Rubin Erdely @SabrinaRErdely
On Thursday UVA students held a 1000-strong rally, and on Friday hundreds marched the campus in protest of rape & rape culture. Nice work

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 03:22 PM (ZPrif)

305 298 Everybody's got a water buffalo!Yours is fast but mine is slow.Where'd we get get them, I don't knowBut everybody's got a water baffalooooooo!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit

That's silly.

Posted by: Larry the Cucumber at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (Spluw)

Hold it hold it hold it, stop right there! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo?" and "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

Posted by: Snooty Asparagus at December 05, 2014 03:22 PM (2Ojst)

306 Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:21 PM (2Ojst)


Should I do the Dr. Archibald part, or just move to the next song?



Oh wheeeere is my hair brush?
Oh wheeeeere is my hair brush?
Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh wheeeere
Is my hair brush?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (M1uf/)

307 302 We have a post for rape, then murder, then arson, then rape?

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2014 03:22 PM (VndSC)

He posted rape twice...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (2Ojst)

308 When my people raped buffalo, we raped the entire buffalo. No part of it was wasted.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (8ZskC)

309 At this point what difference does it make? We all know it could be true, so Rolling Stone has performed a valuable public service and made millions of impressionable girls aware that rape WILL be part of their college experience.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (zxQ4h)

310 Frankly, I believe Jackie. Today was a typical day for me, raped thrice already, and the neighbor's lawn guy is already making eyes. It's an epidemic. There should be a law!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (2cS/G)

311 I've thought long and hard about this and your Phi Kappa Psi nickname will be ...Flounder the Rapist.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (014lE)

312 O/T - Finally have the name of the driver who ran over the 4 Denver cops protecting the Ferguson protesters. Media has not mentioned his name prior to today, and had said only that he was "believed to have suffered some type of medical issue." Weird....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (ABcz/)

313 Oh wheeeere is my hair brush?
Oh wheeeeere is my hair brush?
Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh wheeeere
Is my hair brush?


Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (M1uf/)

Why do you need a hairbrush, you don't have any haaaaiirrr!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:24 PM (2Ojst)

314 He posted rape twice...
Posted by: Insomniac
----------------

He likes to post about rape.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2014 03:24 PM (VndSC)

315 Of course, I don't think she was ever concerned about credibility. Just getting the talking-points out there is the main thing.

Posted by: AllenG


Oh, yeah, no doubt.

In the church of the Left, dogma must be shouted from every perch as often as possible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2014 03:24 PM (MVwOo)

316 Rape, murder, it's just a thread away.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (ZeBBB)

317 We have a post for rape, then murder, then arson, then rape?
Posted by: Roy


He posted rape twice...
Posted by: Insomniac



He likes rape.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (qbJnm)

318 Here is a rape story for you: http://tinyurl.com/ohhh2px

92 million Americans don't even count... for anything.

Hey! I know! Let's bring in a shitpot full of marginally literate illegals!

That'll help!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (BZAd3)

319 Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Where'd we get get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water baffalooooooo!

Took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh everybody's got a water buffalooooo!!!


Shot my buffalo up to the moon
He danced with a dish and he danced with a spoon
When the spoon kissed him, I thought he'd swoon
Oh everybody's got a water buffalooooo!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (P+IZm)

320 He likes to post about rape.

I wonder about him sometimes.

Posted by: TVoC Hates All Politicians at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (XzRw1)

321 Candy Crowley leaving CNN *sob* and guess who wants to replace her?

Katie Couric.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (FsuaD)

322 Why do you need a hairbrush, you don't have any haaaaiirrr!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:24 PM (2Ojst)


No haaaaair for my hair brush!
No haaaaair for my hair brush!
No hair, no hair, no hair nowhere, no haaaaair
For my hair brush!






And this is what I do when I'm *not* on my narcotics.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:26 PM (M1uf/)

323 He said " the rapist is near"

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2014 03:26 PM (VndSC)

324 There are water buffaloes?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at December 05, 2014 03:26 PM (8ZskC)

325 I stand with Jackie!
1 in 3 Canadian workers are sexually assaulted!!
No, really. Just don't ask me to define "sexual assault".....

Posted by: Canadian Worker at December 05, 2014 03:26 PM (ABcz/)

326 The HQ is all over the place today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:26 PM (FsuaD)

327 It wasn't an apology apology.

Posted by: Xavier at December 05, 2014 03:26 PM (2zdOa)

328 Real rape victims are often not believed because of the false reports of
people like "Jackie" and "Lena"... Women, stop!!!! Get attention some
other way!

Damn straight.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at December 05, 2014 03:26 PM (IOt29)

329 Well, hello again.

Rolling Stone is still toast.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (8Ljms)

330 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (FsuaD)


*snort*

Oh, how the mighty are fallen.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (M1uf/)

331 Candy Crowley leaving CNN *sob* and guess who wants to replace her?

Katie Couric.


She'd better start eating right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (0HooB)

332 The HQ is all over the place today.

-----

I feel like it is going in circles.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (gmeXX)

333 so this is a Candy Crowley, buffalo, rape thread.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (XUKZU)

334 293 
Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin.... 

Into the fuuuuutuuure.....

Posted by: fixerupper
------------------
Well played, sir.

On a side note, a shot of Kahlua in your coffee midday is, as Martha Stewart would say, A Good Thing.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (iQ2ri)

335 Rolling Stone is still toast.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (8Ljms)


Pony-tailed old hippies hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (FsuaD)

336 Every four years Jackie gets the shit knocked out of her by a guy on Superbowl Sunday. Just ask her, it's true.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (8ZskC)

337 Candy Crowley leaving CNN *sob* and guess who wants to replace her?
Katie Couric.


Is Katie hungry enough for the job?

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (Ua6T/)

338
Bush constantly saying nice things about Democrats [while Democrats constantly say nasty things about Bush] is EXACTLY the reason we are where we are today*. Bush never defended himself or Republican/conservative principles. Bush never made his case to The People.

Bush sucked as president. Bush was an awful politician who might have killed the chances of an R winning another national election.


*If you think this makes Bush a better person than the Democrats, you're an idiot, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (ZEeN4)

339 Oh, yeah?


He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a
milkshake as well."
She said to him, "I can't give you either." And he
said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"

She said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now. But we open tomorrow
at ten."

He said, "I am extremely hungry! But I guess I can wait until
then!"



'Cause you're his cheeseburger!

His yummy cheeseburger!

He'll wait for yo-u!

Yeah, he'll wait for yo-u!

Oh, you are his cheeseburger!

His tasty cheeseburger!

He'll wait for yo-u!

Oh, he will wait for you!

---Mr. Lunt

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (+/C3g)

340 I knew this would happen. Once the rape culture nonsense got mainstreamed, disturbed (or evil) individuals would start coming up with more outlandish rape tales.
You know what this is? It's a moral panic for the secular left in the same way the religious right had a moral panic about all the non-existent Satanic cults in the 1980s. It tells us more about the purveyors of the panic than anything else.

Posted by: Naes at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (YhayY)

341 From Jezebel, which first called people "idiots" for questioning the story:

"Saddest of all, this is bad in ways that have far-reaching social consequences."

Facts matter. Truth matters. Those who insist on the truth aren't denier's, the ones who refuse to acknowledge it are.

And the next time this happens, they won't have learned a thing.

Posted by: duke at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (ChY2Q)

342 Who reads Magazines?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (ZeBBB)

343 That's why we love it so, Jane.

Posted by: T. Jeff at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (/Ho8c)

344 Is Katie hungry enough for the job?

Let's check her colon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2014 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

345 Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 03:27 PM (XUKZU)


You're the one who brought ABBA from the later previous thread. Few things combat ABBA ear-worms better than Veggie Tales.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:29 PM (M1uf/)

346 He said " the rapist is near"




The dog likes his doghouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2014 03:29 PM (qbJnm)

347 Damn, sorry about the formatting.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 05, 2014 03:29 PM (+/C3g)

348 Is Katie hungry enough for the job?

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (Ua6T/)


heh
I'll bet what Katie is really hungry for are the GOP debates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:29 PM (FsuaD)

349 I'm waiting for Mothers Jones to accuse Ted Cruz of rape.

Posted by: TVoC Hates All Politicians at December 05, 2014 03:29 PM (XzRw1)

350 Anyone wanna bet that somewhere in Rolling Stone's archive there's a story DQing rape allegations against old Billy Jeff?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2014 03:30 PM (MVwOo)

351 God knows that protesting stupid or unjust laws that were passed in order to protect political interests and then order the police to enforce them isn't what is causing this problem.

Posted by: UVA students at December 05, 2014 03:30 PM (53CCM)

352 Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 05, 2014 03:28 PM (+/C3g)



Ooh oh he's got to tell you somethin'!
I ain't goooot a belly-button!

Posted by: The Boys in the Sink at December 05, 2014 03:30 PM (M1uf/)

353 Oh, class action!!? Me likely.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2014 03:30 PM (8Ljms)

354 Who reads Magazines?

-
I've been known to look at the pictures.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 03:30 PM (XUKZU)

355 Anyone else having trouble posting comments?

Posted by: the real ch3 at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (IG5KL)

356 Probably old news around here...Candy the Hutt is out at CNN

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (o2Jt2)

357 I haven't read Rolling Stone in about 27 years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (ZeBBB)

358 Who reads Magazines?


I know, right?

Posted by: The New Republic at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (8ZskC)

359 342
Who reads Magazines?

I hear they're very popular in teachers lounges.

Posted by: TVoC Hates All Politicians at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (XzRw1)

360 There's billion dollar idea if I ever saw one.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 01:20 PM (XUKZU)


"Bigbutt Mountin" ?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (8Fl6F)

361 287
So rape is back on top?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:19 PM (2Ojst)


I think I am time traveling. That was some potent cranberry juice. Maybe fermented? yehaw

Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (dMEBN)

362
btw, Gloria Allredbabboonass is now officially involved in the Cosby rape affair.


Cosby was a fool not to hire Gloria, first.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:31 PM (ZEeN4)

363 We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:32 PM (2Ojst)

364 We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo?" and "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I DON'T THINK SO!!!
Posted by: Snooty Asparagus
__________

Just because not all people have a water buffalo doesn't mean that there's not a higher truth involved. We are all guilty of having water buffalo. And of denying that water buffalo exist.

Posted by: Furious George at December 05, 2014 03:32 PM (UlJ3l)

365 "Jackie" was swift boated by right wing rape culture enthusiasts.

Posted by: MSNBC at December 05, 2014 03:32 PM (1BQGO)

366 The Great Jello Pudding Pop Case.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:32 PM (ZeBBB)

367 I've been known to look at the pictures.

Bill always glues the pages shut so I can't look at them.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton at December 05, 2014 03:32 PM (zxQ4h)

368 355
Anyone else having trouble posting comments?




I just tried to cut and paste one damned sentence from the Candy Crowley article and Pixy wouldn't let me.


I remember the old days on this blog, when all the cute little buttons and crap worked.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:32 PM (FsuaD)

369 After further fact-checking we've decided that Jackie was in fact raped by Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at December 05, 2014 03:33 PM (IOt29)

370 "Saddest of all, this is bad in ways that have far-reaching social consequences."


Which it wouldn't have had if Jezzebel and its fellow-travelers hadn't jumped in with both feet and then doubled-down when people started asking questions.

But, of course, they're immune from consequence of their bad decisions because "their heart was in the right place," or some crap.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:33 PM (M1uf/)

371 The only magazines I'm interested in hold ammo.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:34 PM (2Ojst)

372 363 We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Veggie Tales rocks.

Posted by: duke at December 05, 2014 03:34 PM (ChY2Q)

373 357 I haven't read Rolling Stone in about 27 years.


Last time I read RS, P.J. O'Rourke was a regular contributor.

Times have certainly changed!

Posted by: Citizen X at December 05, 2014 03:34 PM (7ObY1)

374 I like cows
And they like me
I like cows
Just wait and see

Posted by: johnd01 at December 05, 2014 03:34 PM (ukNFU)

375 Rolling Stone should have used me a s fact checker.

Posted by: Mary Mapes at December 05, 2014 03:34 PM (OD2ni)

376 Did he just the post time to get back on top?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:34 PM (ZeBBB)

377 Updating a story that has riveted the nation for 24 hours, I ate those hard-boiled eggs from the grocery store. Very tasty, no green yolk, actually tasted "fresh", if that's possible for a boiled egg. Shipped from Gainesville, GA.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:34 PM (2cS/G)

378

....sooooo...... second look at Patraeus??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (NaV4z)

379 In a way, the fake Rolling Stone rape story is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (FsuaD)

380 We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo?" and "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

-
It's a metaphorical water buffalo. You know, like a rhetorical digression.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (XUKZU)

381 My best friend's younger sister was raped - violently and repeatedly - when she was in college.

Complete stranger grabbed her off the street; she was not the first young woman he had done this to.

Fabrications like what this woman published make it infinitely harder for the REAL victims of rape to be believed; they are subjected to the verbal equivalent of rape by attorneys for the defense if/when they press charges.

Both of these women can rot in the lowest level of Hell.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (PZ6/M)

382 Is Dan Rather now at Rolling Stones?

Posted by: USA at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (m8hf7)

383 371 The only magazines I'm interested in hold ammo.

My dyslexia is getting so bad, I read the end of that as "dam homo."



Posted by: Citizen X at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (7ObY1)

384 *If you think this makes Bush a better person than the Democrats, you're an idiot, too.

----

All I said was it showed why he was a better politician than HRC.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (gmeXX)

385 *goes back to Drudge to find fresh, new stories*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:36 PM (FsuaD)

386 I just tried to cut and paste one damned sentence from the Candy Crowley article and Pixy wouldn't let me.
I remember the old days on this blog, when all the cute little buttons and crap worked.


Run your cut and paste through this utility. It will strip out the offending characters.

http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton at December 05, 2014 03:36 PM (zxQ4h)

387 377
Updating a story that has riveted the nation for 24 hours, I ate those
hard-boiled eggs from the grocery store. Very tasty, no green yolk,
actually tasted "fresh", if that's possible for a boiled egg. Shipped
from Gainesville, GA.

You sure it was a chicken egg?

Posted by: TVoC Hates All Politicians at December 05, 2014 03:36 PM (XzRw1)

388 Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:32 PM (2Ojst)


Well I've never sailed to Moscow and I've never sailed to Dover
And I've never sailed to St. Louis or St. Paul.
Well I've never sailed to Greenland and I've never sailed to Scotland
And I've never been to Boston in the faaaaall!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:36 PM (M1uf/)

389 373 He used to travel around and write stories about Korean Elections between Kim, Kim, and Kim.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2014 03:36 PM (ZeBBB)

390 How 'bout dem Bears? Huh?

Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2014 03:37 PM (j7iSn)

391 How 'bout dem Bears? Huh?

F*ck you.

Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at December 05, 2014 03:37 PM (M1uf/)

392
Doesn't it feel like we're living in an episode of The Wire?

-- Fake "news" stories.

-- Mayors like Deblasio freaking out and publicly selling out his own police department to save his own ass.

-- Bad cops running amok

-- politician running amok

-- the constant stream of bullshit fed to The People

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:38 PM (ZEeN4)

393 My best friend's younger sister was raped - violently and repeatedly - when she was in college. Complete stranger grabbed her off the street; she was not the first young woman he had done this to.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch)

May we askhow sheand her family are doing now? I hope that shes' doing better. I hate using phrases like 'moving on' and 'healing process'. They seem very trite.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 03:38 PM (Spluw)

394 Well I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never licked a sparkplug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings

And we've never been to Boston in the fall!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:38 PM (2Ojst)

395
Her friends and rape activists on campus strongly supported Jackie's account.

I bet those "rape activists" are doing a lot of soul-searching now. Just kidding.

The entire first paragraph of the "apology" reeks of "It may not have been true, but look at all the good it did."

Posted by: CJ at December 05, 2014 03:38 PM (9KqcB)

396 Maybe this was a composite story?

Posted by: SCOAMF at December 05, 2014 03:38 PM (RnSfY)

397 Fabrications like what this woman published make it infinitely harder
for the REAL victims of rape to be believed; they are subjected to the
verbal equivalent of rape by attorneys for the defense if/when they
press charges.


Which is why the ones who *do* make up false charges need to be prosecuted.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:39 PM (M1uf/)

398
All I said was it showed why he was a better politician than HRC.

That wasn't directed at you, personally. It was a preemptive response to whoever might say Bush was right to take the High Road and say nice things about Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:39 PM (ZEeN4)

399 Actually, no. I'm looking at the packaging right now and it does not indicate species. 0 grams trans fats and 6 grams of protein are indicated, however. Maybe:it's people?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:39 PM (2cS/G)

400 German far-Left party takes state parliament


DRUDGE





Posted by: Achtung! at December 05, 2014 03:40 PM (XzRw1)

401 Which is why the ones who *do* make up false charges need to be prosecuted.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:39 PM (M1uf/

And the author of this story ball-gagged.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 03:40 PM (2Aj5D)

402 Wenner Media has an opening for an associate general counsel, if any NYC Morons with a minimum of 5 years experience wanna profit from the sale of Rolling Stone's bodily corpse.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2014 03:40 PM (uqV2n)

403 399
Actually, no. I'm looking at the packaging right now and it does not
indicate species. 0 grams trans fats and 6 grams of protein are
indicated, however. Maybe:it's people?

Gator.

Posted by: TVoC Hates All Politicians at December 05, 2014 03:41 PM (XzRw1)

404 German far-Left party takes state parliament

Things didn't turn out so well for them the last time that happened...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) one-and-a-half-armed Derringer Bandit at December 05, 2014 03:41 PM (M1uf/)

405
I like cows
And they like me
I like cows
Just wait and see
Posted by: johnd01
...............
Give me a call, big boy.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at December 05, 2014 03:41 PM (wAQA5)

406 I was gonna say bodily fluids. Editor!

Posted by: Oschisms at December 05, 2014 03:41 PM (uqV2n)

407
They immediately begin with a huge lie:


To Our Readers: ...



Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:42 PM (ZEeN4)

408 383 371 The only magazines I'm interested in hold ammo.

My dyslexia is getting so bad, I read the end of that as "dam homo."



Posted by: Citizen X at December 05, 2014 03:35 PM (7ObY1)

*********

Damn it.

My brain did --"old homo".

I blame the blog.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 03:42 PM (RJMhd)

409 Sorry just now getting around to reading the WaPo article.

A few really odd things in there.

Consider:
The article spawned protests and vandalism, and the university quickly suspended all Greek system activities until the beginning of next semester and put out a call for zero tolerance of sex assault

Really we have to put out a call for zero tolerance of sexual assault? I'm pretty sure most places have that already, it's why it's a felony.

Jackie said she never wanted to go to U-Va. Graduating near the top of her high school senior class of 700, she had planned to attend Brown University. She dreamed of pursuing a career in medicine like her childhood hero, Patch Adam

So...uhhh she wanted to be like her hero, a crazy person. No further comment.

"An advocate is not supposed to be an investigator, a judge or an adjudicator," said Renda, a 2014 graduate who works for the university as a sexual violence awareness specialist

Ok, I get that kinda. But here's the problem. Sometimes you will find someone who's just crazy/delusional/lying, whatever (indeed, the WaPo article cites research that says that 2-8% of rape claims may be false). If you simply accept whatever someone says to you at face value you may actually do more harm than good.
See also: This case. Since no one thought critically the lie got bigger and bigger until it's quite literally national news.

Listen I have a M-I-L who lies, a lot. She's claimed abuse before* for various reasons (attention, anger, revenge, etc.) If we just took all this at face value, we'd do catastrophic harm to all parties.

*Some people may say "WTF? You didn't look into this." Let me put it this way, we have. But there isn't a person in the family who hasn't been a target of her claims, me, my wife, my sister and father in law. So yeah we took them seriously, but also knew to stop back and say "let's verify before we act." Because acting without using heads is a bad thing. (FWIW, we changed her meds, things are better now.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 (short) weeks! at December 05, 2014 03:42 PM (HDwDg)

410 "396 Maybe this was a composite story?"

We used to discuss our family's gang rape folklore around the dinner table. Narrative is a process.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 05, 2014 03:42 PM (YhayY)

411 "Get On Up's" Tika Sumpter to play young Mooch in movie.

Talk about a stretch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:42 PM (FsuaD)

412 I'm tired of fake news stories. What we need is a 10,000 word movie review.

Posted by: wrg500 at December 05, 2014 03:43 PM (sgrzZ)

413 If you are creating a legend, you must weave within the story a plausible train of events that are not obviously false or can be proven to be false.
For instance, if your firearms were lost in a canoeing accident you should create a history that includes canoeing lessons, documentation of canoe ownership, a history of taking canoe trips and doing so while transporting firearms. Try to arrange to insure your canoe and document an unfortunate accidental sinking.
And then practice the legend! As you are nodding off at night recite all the details. Let the legend become reality. Make the story real even when they break out the battery and cables.
This one fell apart because the facts outside the legend did not match.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 05, 2014 03:43 PM (0atFl)

414 308
When my people raped buffalo, we raped the entire buffalo. No part of it was wasted.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at December 05, 2014 03:23 PM (8ZskC)

Y'all are aware that it takes years of reading Ace comprehension to understand the language here...but that is why I luvs you morons.

My word of the day is: "bumbershoot" with a favorite photo:

http://tinyurl.com/24shc5a

Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at December 05, 2014 03:43 PM (dMEBN)

415 German far-Left party takes state parliament

Thuringia? Quite awhile ago. Coalition of the three hardest-left parties.

I'll give their "Green" party this much: They've figured out that the "old-age payments" ponzi scheme is unsustainable as currently implemented.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 05, 2014 03:43 PM (ZKzrr)

416 All men are potential rapist and must be educated so that they do not become a criminal. We call on Michelle Obama to draft a law and pass it to protect all women and especially women of color.

Posted by: Jenny Stienam-Carter-Jones at December 05, 2014 03:43 PM (Sd++4)

417 A far-left political party?

Unpossible. As we all know, the only radicals are the ones on the far-right, like the Tea Partiers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 03:44 PM (0HooB)

418
btw, gotta love these rape activists on the campus.

Way to watch "Jackie's" back, there, rape activists, and keep her "secret."

What a load of bullshit, Rolling Stone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:44 PM (ZEeN4)

419 404
German far-Left party takes state parliament

Things didn't turn out so well for them the last time that happened...


Gear up the nuclear weapons reactors. Schnell!

Posted by: German Leftist at December 05, 2014 03:44 PM (XzRw1)

420 Hey, Candy the Hutt is out at CNN.

Says she quit but I bet she got fired.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 05, 2014 03:44 PM (7ObY1)

421 Breaking News: Candy Crowley fired for swallowing intern whole.

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2014 03:45 PM (6/J77)

422 Madeato play young Mooch in movie.

Posted by: wrg500 at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (sgrzZ)

423 CNN's lunch counter hardest hit.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (7ObY1)

424 Her friends and rape activists on campus strongly supported Jackie's account. She had spoken of the assault in campus forums.


Wait - her friends supported her account? And rape activists did too? And she'd even spoken of the assault in campus forums?

Wow - can't get any stronger evidence than that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (oKE6c)

425 Here are some other details.

The seven rapists started chanting "To-Ga, To-Ga, To-Ga" before they came into the room, and one of the guys smashed a guitar against the stairwell wall. There was a cow in there as well.

Posted by: Jackie at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (siu6t)

426 Listen I have a M-I-L who lies, a lot. She's claimed abuse before* for various reasons (attention, anger, revenge, etc.) If we just took all this at face value, we'd do catastrophic harm to all parties.

*Some people may say "WTF? You didn't look into this." Let me put it this way, we have. But there isn't a person in the family who hasn't been a target of her claims, me, my wife, my sister and father in law. So yeah we took them seriously, but also knew to stop back and say "let's verify before we act." Because acting without using heads is a bad thing. (FWIW, we changed her meds, things are better now.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 (short) weeks! at December 05, 2014 03:42 PM (HDwDg)


***********

Probably should not leave her alone with the future ....baby.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (RJMhd)

427 It's the Dan Rather standard of Journalism. Keep
repeating the charge despite it being disproved. At some point, everyone
will forget that it was untrue and accept it as undeniable fact.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 01:39 PM (oOlEN)


Hey, I invented that!

Posted by: zombie Josef Goebbels at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (8Fl6F)

428 So, Jackie gots a lawyer now.....Lawyer says they have no comment......for now.

Posted by: Not an Artist at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (uRumV)

429
Wait...


is Bill Cosby a rape activist?

Sure seems to fit, no?

They meant to say anti-rape activists, of course, but it shows you how unprofessional and sophomoric the "editorial" board is at Rolling Stone. They're fucking stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (ZEeN4)

430 Candy Crowley is washed up? Push!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (2cS/G)

431 420
Hey, Candy the Hutt is out at CNN.



Says she quit but I bet she got fired.




She's slated to replace Marie Osmond as Nutrisystem spokesweasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:47 PM (FsuaD)

432 CNN's lunch counter hardest hit.


The guy with the hot dog cart outside the studio is inconsolable.

Dangit, now I need a hot dog.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 05, 2014 03:47 PM (ZKzrr)

433 Candy is out?

I smell ..... [wait for it] ..........

a brewing report about rehearsal of the presidential debate theatrical performance.

Posted by: USA at December 05, 2014 03:47 PM (m8hf7)

434 So when do we get to learn the identity of "Jackie"?

Posted by: holygoat at December 05, 2014 03:48 PM (elG7j)

435

Alex Pinkleton, a close friend of Jackie's who survived a
rape and an attempted rape during her first two years on campus, said in an
interview that she has had numerous conversations with Jackie in recent days
and now feels misled.
Two rapes in two years? Now I question it all.

Posted by: CJ at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (9KqcB)

436 ooh ooh Jackie Blue

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (6/J77)

437 429
Wait...


is Bill Cosby a rape activist?

Sure seems to fit, no?

They meant to say anti-rape activists, of course, but it shows you how unprofessional and sophomoric the "editorial" board is at Rolling Stone. They're fucking stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (ZEeN4)

Better a rape activist than an active rapist.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (2Ojst)

438 The name Candy...

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (RJMhd)

439 All of us in Brattleboro think that Ex-President Clinton should be appointed as a study lead on this problem. He and his beuatful wife would be great researchers for this proble.

Posted by: Jenny Stienam-Carter-Jones at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (Sd++4)

440 Here's a thread idea:

British royal Prince William is scheduled to hold Oval Office talks with US President Barack Obama at the White House on Monday.

What sort of gifts will he be presented with? And what will be served for tea (he's not a terrorist, so no state dinner)?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (ZKzrr)

441 Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (RJMhd)

Yeah, see, that was never an option in the first place.

MIL can barely walk and has trouble using a knife and fork. Leaving her alone with a kid was not happening. There is a non-0 chance she'd drop the kid entirely due to her neurological problems.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 (short) weeks! at December 05, 2014 03:50 PM (HDwDg)

442 "Jackie's" close friends are sex [sic] assault awareness advocates?? Now there's a coinky dink. And even they are throwing the bullshit flag?

This just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2014 03:50 PM (oKE6c)

443 Moo.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at December 05, 2014 03:50 PM (wAQA5)

444 A lie will travel around the world twice before the truth can even put on it's pants

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 05, 2014 03:50 PM (32Ze2)

445 Push!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (2cS/G)

I think it will take more than pushing.

http://tinyurl.com/o83gaho

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2014 03:50 PM (Zu3d9)

446
British royal Prince William is scheduled to hold Oval Office talks with US President Barack Obama at the White House on Monday.

What sort of gifts will he be presented with? And what will be served for tea (he's not a terrorist, so no state dinner)?




He'll be given a cheap, plastic model of Air Force One for his kid, of course.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:51 PM (FsuaD)

447 So, Jackie gots a lawyer now.....Lawyer says they have no comment......for now.
Posted by: Not an Artist


1. no comment
2. no comment
3. leave her alone, she's suffered enough.

bets, anyone?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 03:51 PM (Spluw)

448 Posted by: CJ at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (9KqcB

In a normal society we'd say "Holy Shit, you seriously need to consider the people you associate with."

In the modern PC world, we can't do that.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 (short) weeks! at December 05, 2014 03:51 PM (HDwDg)

449
Candy "Crush" Crowley was fired because anytime someone said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran out the door.

The womens restroom must have been a gem at CNN

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2014 03:51 PM (6/J77)

450 444 A lie will travel around the world twice before the truth frat boys can even put on it's take off their pants
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 05, 2014 03:50 PM (32Ze2)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2014 03:51 PM (oKE6c)

451 As part of my commitment to public service, I will gladly work with Jackie to help the healing process along.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 05, 2014 03:51 PM (1BQGO)

452
Candy is out?
..................
to pasture.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (wAQA5)

453 Speaking of Germany, they have a rape culture just as heinous as what goes on a hundred times a day at every USA campus.

In the latest case, it was TEN german college students with one girl. When she said 'nein' one of the guys left.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (zxQ4h)

454
ooh ooh Jackie Blue
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (6/J77)


Making wishes that never come true
Gettin rapin's where you've never been
Ooh Jackie, you're going again

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (NaV4z)

455 el Sooper @SooperMexican 15m
Feminists Are In Full Mouth-Foaming Meltdown Over Rolling Stone Gang-Rape Retraction http://wp.me/p1s2oW-2cB
--
I can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her.
Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz)

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (ZPrif)

456 Candy Crowley leaving CNN *sob* and guess who wants to replace her?

Katie Couric.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:25 PM (FsuaD)

Has anyone noticed that Allison Camerata constantly has that "Oh my god, why did I come here" look on her face when she is on the air now at CNN?
She is stiffer and more uncomfortable in her discussions with the other CNN hosts than just about anyone I've ever seen.

Not that Elizabeth Hasselbeck doesn't have that Stepford wife vibe going on the curvy couch at F&F.
I'm finding most news shows, the exception Megyn Kelly, to be unwatchable.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (oOlEN)

457 452
Candy is out?
..................
to pasture.

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (wAQA5)

They're going to render her down for lamp oil.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (2Ojst)

458 I'm tired of fake news stories. What we need is a 10,000 word movie review.




So, a fake fiction story?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (qbJnm)

459 British royal Prince William is scheduled to hold Oval Office talks with US President Barack Obama at the White House on Monday.



This is the Stupid Bowl equivalent of Ali-Frazier.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2014 03:53 PM (oKE6c)

460 To be fair, it wasn't reporting-reporting. -Whoopi G.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:53 PM (2cS/G)

461 441 Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 03:46 PM (RJMhd)

Yeah, see, that was never an option in the first place.

MIL can barely walk and has trouble using a knife and fork. Leaving her alone with a kid was not happening. There is a non-0 chance she'd drop the kid entirely due to her neurological problems.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 (short) weeks! at December 05, 2014 03:50 PM (HDwDg)

*********


Wow.

Sounds like a lot going on there.


As an aside I read way after you made the comment that you are getting ostracized at work.

One of my favorite and best professors went through that.

And 20 years later he is proven right.

So hang in there--your students probably appreciate you more than you know.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 03:53 PM (RJMhd)

462 Posted by: Jenny Stienam-Carter-Jones at December 05, 2014 03:49 PM (Sd++4)


Bill is so studly...I think he'd make a great rape counselor...."put some ice on it"....etc.

Posted by: BignJames at December 05, 2014 03:53 PM (j7iSn)

463 CJ, #395:

'The entire first paragraph of the "apology" reeks of "It may not have been true, but look at all the good it did."'

I'm finding it creepier and creepier, the attitude of many on the left toward truth.

If you honestly believe that Michael Brown was executed while cooperating with the police officer, then you're right to be outraged! If you look at all the evidence that that's bullshit and you honestly believe that of course The Man would fake that evidence up all neat and tidy, then, ditto. It's the people who *don't care* if he behaved exactly as Wilson testified, who still yell Hands Up, Don't Shoot! who scare me.

Ditto here. Well, it's not important if it's strictly true, say some "activists." Oh no? How much press would this have gotten if this piece had been published as thought-provoking fiction? Roughly none.

And as for the sociopaths who think that insisting on the truth is being pro-rape: No. These fuckers are - because every time a woman lies about rape and they say, "Well, that's *her* truth," they encourage people to disbelieve an ACTUAL rape victim!

Posted by: JPS at December 05, 2014 03:54 PM (/n2Hn)

464 Senators Sessions, Lee & Vitter met with conservatives & they expressed their distrust with Boehner & McConnell.

If they don't trust them, why are the in leadership?

Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2014 03:54 PM (sj3Ax)

465 Hands up. Can't breathe.

Posted by: Mixed up protester at December 05, 2014 03:54 PM (W5DcG)

466 "German far-Left party takes state parliament"


Heh, say good bye to that surplus they've been running. And their economy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 03:54 PM (xSCb6)

467 442 "Jackie's" close friends are sex [sic] assault awareness advocates.

Is that a degree already or is it part of the Wymnns Studies program?

Posted by: George Orwell at December 05, 2014 03:54 PM (1BQGO)

468
Has anyone noticed that Allison Camerata
constantly has that "Oh my god, why did I come here" look on her face
when she is on the air now at CNN?

She is stiffer and more uncomfortable in her discussions with the other CNN hosts than just about anyone I've ever seen.



Not that Elizabeth Hasselbeck doesn't have that Stepford wife vibe going on the curvy couch at FF.

I'm finding most news shows, the exception Megyn Kelly, to be unwatchable.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 03:52 PM (oOlEN)



I agree with every single thing you posted here. Fox and Friends is unwatchable. Stammerin' Steve Doocy, Hamster on Helium Elisabeth, and goofy Brian (who is actually kinda funny).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:55 PM (FsuaD)

469 This is the result of 40 years of feminist bullshit: a bunch of people on a political blog making rape jokes (and they are funny!).

These disgusting fools have managed to turn a violent felony into a punchline. When I hear of a rape accusation, my first thought is whether it is a politically motivated smear designed to further some bint's radical agenda.

And that is fcuked up and sad.

Thanks feminism!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2014 03:56 PM (Zu3d9)

470 Heh, say good bye to that surplus they've been running. And their economy.

It's just one state, and one that's already got a shitty economy.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 05, 2014 03:56 PM (ZKzrr)

471 can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her.

Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz)


That there's some world-class stoopid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future leaders of America.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 03:56 PM (0HooB)

472 Rolling Stone: "If anyone took this fine creative writing as portraying something that actually happened, we're sure it is regretted."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2014 03:56 PM (oKE6c)

473
I can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her. ALL MEN MUST BE PERSECUTED!1!1!
Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz)




Right? Isn't that the whole point?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:56 PM (ZEeN4)

474 Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at December 05, 2014 03:53 PM (RJMhd

Oh there is a ton.

MIL may have been bipolar (we'll never know for sure now.)

Ran off in her 20s, car surfed before it was cool, fell off, spent quite some time in a coma (The actual details of the accident are sketchy, but it involved a car and as I understand it no actual crash, but that may have been a misunderstanding)

The thing about Traumatic Brain injuries is sometimes you get better, then years later age catches up with you a lot faster than it would have otherwise.

So age sets in, coordination starts to get hard, memory goes faster than it should, that kind of thing.

You adapt, improvise and overcome.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 (short) weeks! at December 05, 2014 03:57 PM (HDwDg)

475
what's the gender opposite for misogyny?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 03:57 PM (ZEeN4)

476
I mmf grrr sssshh ggrrr didn't mm grr get fired, sluup

Posted by: Candy "Crush" Crowley at December 05, 2014 03:58 PM (6/J77)

477 Teresa in Fort Worth, #381:

Your comment is a powerful one. I'm sorry I didn't see it before making the same point about real rape victims.

Posted by: JPS at December 05, 2014 03:58 PM (/n2Hn)

478 It has Amdro in it, like Mark McGwire.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:58 PM (2cS/G)

479 The scandal is that anyone believed RS for a minute. They have a long history of 'truthy' stories that just happen to match current leftist memes. How Matt Tahibbi ever became a 'respected journalist' when he was never anything but a smarmy little leftist propagandist who happens to be a better writer than Yglesias always eluded me.

Posted by: Adjoran at December 05, 2014 03:58 PM (QIQ6j)

480 can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her.

Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz)


That there's some world-class stoopid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future leaders of America.

-----

Excuse me.... stewardess.... I speak liberalese.

What Melissa is saying is "I sooooo wanted this to be true.... but there is no way in hell Im admitting I was wrong".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 05, 2014 03:58 PM (NaV4z)

481 N

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2014 03:59 PM (2cS/G)

482 They all want "1984" so bad

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2014 03:59 PM (6/J77)

483 Jackie's story would have more veracity if she dropped by my fraternity for a few Jell-O Chocolate Pudding Pops.

Posted by: Bill Cosby, Doctor of Education at December 05, 2014 03:59 PM (siu6t)

484 Husband just left for a Scout campout. Yay! A weekend of peace and quiet, after having a sick house guest for Thanksgiving week.

*happy sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:59 PM (FsuaD)

485 what's the gender opposite for misogyny?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 05, 2014 03:57 PM (ZEeN4)Steak and a BJ

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2014 03:59 PM (6/J77)

486 This is the result of 40 years of feminist bullshit: a bunch of people on a political blog making rape jokes (and they are funny!).These disgusting fools have managed to turn a violent felony into a punchline. When I hear of a rape accusation, my first thought is whether it is a politically motivated smear designed to further some bint's radical agenda.And that is fcuked up and sad.Thanks feminism!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

That's a valid point. I think that we're making jokes about the fabrication, and notthe crime, but we'll need to be careful we don't descend to their level.

We're Morons, not the bastards at RS.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 05, 2014 03:59 PM (Spluw)

487 So it wasn't "rape rape?"

Dan Rather just told me the RS story was fake, but accurate. Good enough for me.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 05, 2014 04:00 PM (P5ZVp)

488 Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 05, 2014 03:57 PM (ZEeN4)

Misandry.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2014 04:00 PM (Zu3d9)

489 "I can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or
wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her the need for a fact check
."


What she's unwittingly saying.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 04:00 PM (xSCb6)

490 Soothsayer - sorry, I thought maybe you were responding to me. I go back and forth on that with W. My biggest beef with W is the TSA and lightbulb ban.

Posted by: SH at December 05, 2014 04:00 PM (gmeXX)

491 Hamster on Helium Elisabeth

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:55 PM (FsuaD)

What's the best way to get coffee out of a keyboard?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 04:01 PM (oOlEN)

492 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2014 04:01 PM (qbJnm)

493
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2014 03:59 PM (FsuaD)

Having been a scoutmaster I'm sure your husband is saying the samething.

Posted by: wrg500 at December 05, 2014 04:02 PM (sgrzZ)

494 It has Amdro in it, like Mark McGwire.



Mark McGuire kills fire ants?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 05, 2014 04:02 PM (xSCb6)

495 >>So, a fake fiction story?

I'll take an entertaining story over one designed to incite riot or punish a huge group of people for simply existing (e.g. fraternities) any day!

>>can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or
wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her


What the hell does that even mean? Is she trying to say that just because Jackie lied doesn't mean that those of you who questioned the veracity of the story had the right to do so?
Must be a message of Opposite Land...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2014 04:02 PM (ABcz/)

496 It sure would be sad to see something bad, like a back-breaking lawsuit, happen to such a nice magazine.



Posted by: RobM1981 at December 05, 2014 04:03 PM (zurJC)

497 433 Candy is out? I smell ..... [wait for it] .......... a brewing report about rehearsal of the presidential debate theatrical performance.
Posted by: USA
________________

Oh that's just great, USA. Now that you've gone and pixelized your thought, the media can ignore any such story as "old news."

Posted by: Furious George at December 05, 2014 04:03 PM (UlJ3l)

498 What Melissa is saying is "I sooooo wanted this to be true.... but there is no way in hell Im admitting I was wrong".

Yup. She's so wrapped up in her little dream world, she wouldn't know the truth if it bit her on the leg.

This is the type of mental illness that results from radical leftist feminism combined with PoMo "thinking." This was once referred to as "brainwashing."

On the bright side, I should be glad she's not designing bridges or airplanes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 04:03 PM (0HooB)

499 That there's some world-class stoopid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future leaders of America.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 05, 2014 03:56 PM (0HooB)


Meet the future leaders.
Same as the present leaders.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2014 04:03 PM (W5DcG)

500 420 Hey, Candy the Hutt is out at CNN.

Says she quit but I bet she got fired.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 05, 2014 03:44

I bet she ate herself out of a job.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 04:04 PM (l1zOH)

501
SH, it was my mistake for not being clear.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 04:07 PM (ZEeN4)

502 can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her
Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz)

Read this idiotic sentence over carefully and see if you can actually understand it. Try to diagram it.

As much as I can untangle out of that mess.

If Jackie's story is untrue, you should still believe Jackie. Or else you are disbelieving her(is that even a word?). Which means that you are not believing her, which would be wrong but would be right if she is not telling a true story, or is telling an untrue story.

OMG. Didn't they blow up a robot on StarTrek one time giving it some sentence that it couldn't validate?

I think my wires are smoking....

Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 04:08 PM (oOlEN)

503 Now we know why the police were never contacted, as an investigation of a false accusation would leave "Jackie" open to prosecution.

By the way, why should "Jackie" be allowed to remain anonymous? She's not a victim anymore. She made a false accusation of a brutal gang rape against a prominent fraternity.

Posted by: holygoat at December 05, 2014 04:08 PM (elG7j)

504 Sabrina Rubin Erdely is scheduled to be on PBS NewsHour tonight. Probably not the softball interview she was expecting.

In other news, Nancy Grace is off tonight...

Oh, and assaulter is a word, according to Merriam-Webster on;line. Assailant is preferred, but assaulter is legit.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 05, 2014 04:08 PM (z899H)

505 I believe her because she still has the hat to this day.

Posted by: John Kerry, Who Served In Viet Nam (for the other side) at December 05, 2014 04:09 PM (siu6t)

506 Rolling Stone: "But global warming is totes real. We've had lots of fact-checkers on it."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2014 04:12 PM (oKE6c)

507 Misandry is the appropriate word for the gender reverse of misogyny. But such a thing does not exist, so the word is imaginary as well.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 05, 2014 04:14 PM (z899H)

508 what's the gender opposite for misogyny?



Misandry Feminism.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2014 04:15 PM (oKE6c)

509 Next month Rolling Stone's front page cover story, though not factual, will reveal that copraphagia is more prevalent than previously thought. It's important to understand that. Read it!

Posted by: Rolling Stone at December 05, 2014 04:16 PM (siu6t)

510 Posted by: Jen the original at December 05, 2014 04:08 PM (oOlEN)

I like the use of the word "untrue" instead of false or lie to help her avoid reality. It's got the 1984 feel to it. She will make a great Outer Party member.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 05, 2014 04:20 PM (1BQGO)

511 GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!

There is no way you can argue with that!

Posted by: Rape Victim at December 05, 2014 04:31 PM (siu6t)

512 #520 "I bet she ate herself out of a job."

I bet she ate a coworker.

Maybe she's trying her luck now that Rosie is rumored to be leaving the View.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 05, 2014 04:32 PM (XO6WW)

513 Colbert expounding on the truthiness of this in 4,3,2, .... never mind, he wont do a danged thing to his proggie pals. Basically, the 'fake but accurate' defense to the rescue ...


"480
can't state this more emphatically: If Jackie's story is partially or
wholly untrue, it doesn't validate the reasons for disbelieving her.
"
Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz)


This insane illogical statement is sacrificing technical accuracy for ... feewings. You have to have the right feelings or you are Double Plus Ungood Person Hating on Womyn and their lady parts. Or something. And disbelieving a story just because its inconsistent with facts and common sense is just, well 'mean-spirited' and not down for the cause.

You are not allowed to disbelieve campus rape stories, because ... narrative!

Or as Globaloney Warmists would say ... The Narrative Is Settled!

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at December 05, 2014 06:15 PM (wT9UL)

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