Media: Our Coverage of Elizabeth Lauten is Totes Warranted and Even If It's A Little Bit of Overkill, That's Just Because It's a Slow News Cycle, Not Because of Partisan Animus

Really?

Read:

Are you *kidding*? Seen this, @AceofSpadesHQ http://t.co/rZs9h5wX0Z via @alanagoodman pic.twitter.com/xlirE7JHcH
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) December 2, 2014

So, the WaPo is now devoting a Foreign Policy reporter to scouring Lauten's old papers.

Meanwhile, CNN's Brian Stelter swears this is just because it's a "slow news cycle." When it was pointed out to him there was also a slow news cycle which failed to produce any media interest in Jon Gruber's admissions about how Obamacare was passed, he told me that's because I don't understand how newsrooms operate-- that they're looking for 'new" news, and Gruber's remarks, allegedly, were not "new."

Posted by: Ace at 06:31 PM

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1 SIGH.

I told you that the spawn bred by the Unpeople of Jesusland don't count as actually human.

Do I have to use the puppets?

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:33 PM (IrByp)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 02, 2014 06:33 PM (l1zOH)

3 You think there just can't be any more sharks left for the MFM to jump, but they never fail to prove you wrong.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 06:34 PM (3a584)

4 There is no truth in Pravda, there is no news in Izvestia, and there is no shame in the American media.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 02, 2014 06:34 PM (iIzG7)

5 Serious you guys.

Posted by: Osoloco at December 02, 2014 06:34 PM (9kGho)

6 Budget cuts can't come fast enough at the WaPo, it seems.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 02, 2014 06:34 PM (bRPUY)

7 I was at the WaPo website the other day, and liberal commenters were in a rage. Called the Bush twins "drunken sluts" and worse.

Hypocrisy, where is thy sting?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:35 PM (FsuaD)

8 Foist?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 02, 2014 06:33 PM (l1zOH)

*buffs nails*

Man, it's a good thing the world is so at peace that the WaPo can shift a foreign affairs correspondent off the harsh beat of fact checking movie trailers to looking through some former staffer's college articles.

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:36 PM (IrByp)

9 Macaca

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 06:36 PM (l1zOH)

10 Nuze.

Word.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 02, 2014 06:36 PM (IB/5x)

11 That shit's crazy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2014 06:36 PM (Tu6N6)

12 Media Flying Monkeys. Disgusting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2014 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

13 Which is approximately one hundred times the scrutiny that TFG got from the presstitutes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 02, 2014 06:36 PM (0HooB)

14 "WaPo is digging into her college newspaper columns" More evidence that they can actually do investigative journalism when they want to. Now think of all the things they aren't investigating, and all the things they know and won't report.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (qgIZd)

15 Slow News Cycle.

Funny, I haven't seen any Gorn around here?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (VRCQt)

16 Do I have to use the puppets?

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:33 PM (IrByp)

Keep your hell-spawn puppets to yourself! *shudder*

*slides double chocolate blondie through USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

17 Don't this just boil the nuts off of an egg!

Posted by: Killerdog at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (vntmB)

18 Nothing to report? Not like there was a Bosnian beaten to death with hammers in front of his new wife by a gang of thugs lashing out over Ferguson, right?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (BPMYx)

19 If the media was a three-star Michelin chef they would serve her the toughest cuts of meat.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (+lsX1)

20 "WaPo is digging into her college newspaper columns"

Pity she didn't write for the Harvard Law Review, because that periodical is apparently immune to media investigation.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 02, 2014 06:38 PM (iIzG7)

21 Heard about Lady Bird's "highway beautification" Plan?

It means the girls can't ride in a convertible w/the top down!

Damn, that's the bee's knees! I slap myself silly over that one.

Wait, wat?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 06:39 PM (/jpU8)

22 I guess none of the big media outlets was very interested in doing an in-depth report on what millions of new legal illegal immigrants are going to do to the the poor at the bottom of the U.S. job market. Seems like people might be interested in that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2014 06:39 PM (8ZskC)

23 Iowahawk was right when he tweeted that it's the MFM's job to cover a story.

With a pillow until it stops moving.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 02, 2014 06:39 PM (0HooB)

24 Man, it's a good thing the world is so at peace that the WaPo can shift a foreign affairs correspondent off the harsh beat of fact checking movie trailers to looking through some former staffer's college articles.

Posted by: alexthechick
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I know, right?
the fourth estate, indeed.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 02, 2014 06:39 PM (/odIv)

25 Brian Stelter always looks like he's constipated.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (Ktnum)

26 Nothing to report? Not like there was a ~~Bosnian~~ white guy
beaten to death with hammers in front of his new wife by a gang of thugs
lashing out over Ferguson, right?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM

I prefer this interpretation.

Posted by: huerfano at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (bAGA/)

27 Keep your hell-spawn puppets to yourself! *shudder*

*slides double chocolate blondie through USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

Thank you, Jane. *noms*

That's how bad it is. I'm willing to use puppets. Horrible, terrible, awful puppets.

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (IrByp)

28 The Fourth Estate is a fifth column.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (iIzG7)

29 Oh, I know *exactly* how newsrooms work.

"Bill, I just got a tip that Obama literally murdered a hobo last night in DC. There's video evidence."

"ARE YOU KIDDING, RICK!? I have a tip that some random GOP staffer said something critical about the Obama girls!"

A1: Sasha and Malia Under Attack!

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (BPMYx)

30 Those edited racist Right Wing Gruber videos aren't "news news".

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (7YNVX)

31 So the biggest things out of the WaPo recently have been fact checking Rolling Stone and SNL, and now rooting through the writings of an undergrad.

I hope Bezos considers that an acceptable use of his money.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (xSCb6)

32 No surprsise,the MFM is an out and out enemy.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (v5UtH)

33 "I prefer this interpretation."

He was attacked because he was white. The story becomes a clusterfuck because he was Bosnian.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:41 PM (BPMYx)

34 Levin bashing Fox and Romney now. Good.

Posted by: Borders Language Culture at December 02, 2014 06:41 PM (XzRw1)

35 So it's gonna be the full MSM doxxing then.

I can't wait to find out about the speeding ticket she got back in 1988 and then weaseled out of by going to a 'traffic school'.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2014 06:42 PM (wqVD1)

36 WTF - reporters stations outside her parent's house?
Joe the Plumber-like treatment of a private citizen much?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 06:42 PM (ABcz/)

37 Oh, I know *exactly* how newsrooms work.

"Bill, I just got a tip that Obama literally murdered a hobo last night in DC. There's video evidence."

"ARE YOU KIDDING, RICK!? I have a tip that some random GOP staffer said something critical about the Obama girls!"

A1: Sasha and Malia Under Attack!
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (BPMYx)

*waves paw imperially*

Someone who isn't me link the second best Onion article ever here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:42 PM (IrByp)

38 What they're actually saying is "There's no other news to cover that makes Our Obama look good."

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:42 PM (MMC8r)

39 They lie for fun.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 02, 2014 06:42 PM (QCo5R)

40 They really are completely fucking insane. Their waning influence can't wan fast enough. There is still a much too large core audience who actually believe themselves to be informed because they followed every twist and turn of the Lauten scandal and the racist cop in Ferguson and whatever other soft bullshit they're pushing. While being utterly ignorant as to details of matters of true importance, of course.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 06:42 PM (3a584)

41 that they're looking for 'new" news, and Gruber's remarks, allegedly, were not "new."

If they ignore it long enough, it's 'old.'

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:43 PM (MMC8r)

42 25
Brian Stelter always looks like he's constipated.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (Ktnum)

Yea! Take a gander at that fucken Brian "my eye brow is as crooked as my morals" Williams, he be a goofy looking guy.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 02, 2014 06:43 PM (vntmB)

43 * waxes curious about ATC's puppets *

Can I use those to show you where my daddy touched me?

Posted by: Lena Dumb'un at December 02, 2014 06:44 PM (l1zOH)

44 WTF - reporters stations outside her parent's house?
Joe the Plumber-like treatment of a private citizen much?

Too bad her dad didn't walk up to the van with a camera and start asking them questions.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 02, 2014 06:44 PM (0HooB)

45 "I can't wait to find out about the speeding ticket she got back in 1988 and then weaseled out of by going to a 'traffic school'."

It's already happened. Literally. They published her juvenile arrest record. A speeding ticket and a petty theft. Brown's records? Still in the same vault as Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:44 PM (BPMYx)

46 70 percent plus don't believe a GD thing the media prints so WGAS really?

Posted by: Borders Language Culture at December 02, 2014 06:44 PM (XzRw1)

47 Serious question:
Who said something really nasty about the Bush girls? Wasn't a "joke" about rape?
Did the media get the vapors about that? Dig into everything he/she said or did since childhood?

And this chick criticized a fashion choice?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 02, 2014 06:44 PM (/odIv)

48 Well , at least they're all over that racist hammer attack .
What ?

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 06:44 PM (Z+Mqb)

49 Is it just me, or is there something creepy about Brian Williams and his daughter?

Is there a wife/mom? *heebie jeebies*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (FsuaD)

50 from the dead thread

339
Exactly. Movie physics only works in movies. Otherwise, you get a large pop and perhaps some brass shrapnel.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (sDapq)

******************
And I'm guessing the bits of brass don't fly very far or have enough kinetic energy when they hit someone to be very dangerous.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2014 06:42 PM (5f5bM)

It depends. Heavy clothes, gloves, and eye protection are recommended.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (sDapq)

51 If they ignore it long enough, it's 'old.'
Posted by: ---
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Dood...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (l1zOH)

52 The Cosby story is 'old,' too.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (MMC8r)

53 Fox just did a piece on this. All of three of the networks covered this in prime time as well as in other places like the Today Show.

To date, NBC and CBS have not covered Gruber and ABC did one piece.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (g1DWB)

54 47 Letterman about the younger Palin daughter I think.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (v5UtH)

55 So it's gonna be the full MSM doxxing then.

I can't wait to find out about the speeding ticket she got back in 1988 and then weaseled out of by going to a 'traffic school'.
Posted by: Maetenloch

In High School she reportedly called Sarah, 'A total bitch" even though she was, like really popular and like nobody wanted to be her friend then.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (7YNVX)

56 ISIS is way old, btw

Posted by: big mick at December 02, 2014 06:46 PM (W6iIX)

57 So they're sending a message: DO NOT CRITICIZE the Obama kids or we will dissect your life on the front page of the Wash Post!!!

Not enough to get you fired - MUST DESTROY.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 06:46 PM (ABcz/)

58
She will become an unperson, erased

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 02, 2014 06:46 PM (6/J77)

59 I assume her tax audit is already underway for reporting that (BIG NEWS FLASH!!!) teens scowl and look bored and (BREAKING NEWS STORY!!)sometimes dress in ways that others don't approve of.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2014 06:46 PM (FS3xS)

60 Insty has them nailed: "Democratic Operatives w/bylines."

Posted by: bill-o at December 02, 2014 06:46 PM (AWwDY)

61 51
If they ignore it long enough, it's 'old.'

Right?

Posted by: Ebola at December 02, 2014 06:46 PM (XzRw1)

62 They have no shame. Zero. Nada. None whatsoever.

I see they're already trotting out the "meanness" rhetoric.

That's what they've done before...
"Republicans are so mean-spirited." <--- This was repeated over and over back in the 90s.

Posted by: wheatie at December 02, 2014 06:46 PM (YKQrT)

63 It's already happened. Literally. They published her juvenile arrest record. A speeding ticket and a petty theft. Brown's records? Still in the same vault as Obama's transcripts.
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:44 PM (BPMYx)

How. The. Fuck. Did. They. Get. Her. Juvenile. Record?

I'm not kidding about that. Depending on jurisdiction, it's jail time to release that.

Oh. Look. Urge to stomp rising.

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:47 PM (IrByp)

64 You'd think during a slow news cycle the media could devote more time to stories the Right and Independents might take an interest in to, you know, boost ratings.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 02, 2014 06:47 PM (Tu6N6)

65 Say, did you see that SNL bit on Amy Carter? Plus the movie card showing the ugly chick escaping from the White House!

Damn, it's funny when the media types poke fun at the WH occupants!

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 06:47 PM (/jpU8)

66 Forget it Jake, it's the news media.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 02, 2014 06:47 PM (5fubp)

67 How. The. Fuck. Did. They. Get. Her. Juvenile. Record?

Government employees vote solid Democrat.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:47 PM (MMC8r)

68 >>Who said something really nasty about the Bush girls? Wasn't a "joke" about rape?

Letterman joked about Palin's daughter being raped (not Bristol - a younger one).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 06:47 PM (ABcz/)

69 Liberal mind:

The Obama girls are precious snowflakes. One dare not criticize, even mildly, their dress at WH functions/photo ops.

Those Boooosh twins were drunken hell sluts.

And that Trig Palin? Why the hell didn't that Snowbilly abort him???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:48 PM (FsuaD)

70 how very Soviet of our media. An obscure Republican staffer provides constructive criticism and allofthesudden she becomes an unperson.

Posted by: voodooeconomics at December 02, 2014 06:48 PM (/hr61)

71 If only they had scoured Choom's background with the same tenacity.

Posted by: Titanium at December 02, 2014 06:48 PM (u9UgT)

72 I just can't take these people any longer and am no longer willing to share a civil society with them.

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Great Big Banana Republic at December 02, 2014 06:48 PM (+kznc)

73 Yeah Ace... you just don't understand how Leftist News Rooms work...

Its only 'news' if it hurts someone on the Right...

or helps someone on the Left...

that the Obama children, who were on stage to represent MY country, misbehaved and looked like crap? Non story.... to them...

That someone had the gumption to CALL them on it??? HUGE story because they must be pilloried!!! they must be CRUSHED!!!

Because if we on the Right, ever really start saying what we are thinking.... it will start that preference cascade you talked about a couple of years ago...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea... at December 02, 2014 06:48 PM (f0pWu)

74 How. The. Fuck. Did. They. Get. Her. Juvenile. Record?

I got this one

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at December 02, 2014 06:48 PM (W6iIX)

75 OMFG, I hate the media. Here's how they report the (actually peaceful) protests of the Bosnian community.

" recent hammer attack that killed a 32-year-old immigrant has members of St. Louis' sizable Bosnian community embracing some of the same tactics as Ferguson protesters ? albeit in hopes of attracting a stronger police presence rather than opposing it."

Oh yes, it's just the same. Chanting "Bosnian Lives Matter" to highlight the absurdity of the situation is *just* like burning down their own businesses.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:49 PM (BPMYx)

76 67 How. The. Fuck. Did. They. Get. Her. Juvenile. Record?

Government employees vote solid Democrat.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:47 PM (MMC8r)

IF this were still a nation of Laws, the investigation into THAT would already be happening...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea... at December 02, 2014 06:49 PM (f0pWu)

77 They can get her juvie record, but we can't get the video of Choom Boy and Mooch at a certain dinner with a Pali terrorist sympathizer.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:49 PM (FsuaD)

78 Meanwhile, Gruber and others like him are laughing and probably giving speeches about how stupid the American populace is for thinking the media is unbiased and non-partisan.

Posted by: california red at December 02, 2014 06:49 PM (UyEG4)

79 "23 Everything we say is a Lie.

And we're winning.

Posted by: The Left at December 02, 2014 03:26 PM"

Universally Applicable Comment !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2014 06:49 PM (OCcU9)

80 49
Is it just me, or is there something creepy about Brian Williams and his daughter?

Is there a wife/mom? *heebie jeebies*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (FsuaD)

It is mighty strange to say the least, of course all them newsies must be inbred to be in such lock-step type of reporting all the time.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 02, 2014 06:50 PM (vntmB)

81 Wow! Did you the funny on Patti (Davis) Reagan!

Isn't it soooo cool that we can laugh at the First Family in this country!
Wowzers!

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 06:50 PM (/jpU8)

82 that they're looking for 'new" news,

Like the drumbeat of "stories" about Bush's approval rating, compared with the biannual mention of Obama's, I imagine.

Posted by: new news - Brian Stelter is a lying hack at December 02, 2014 06:50 PM (2gNPB)

83 The WH is in full attack mode here. No just on Lauten either .

Posted by: Regular Guy at December 02, 2014 06:51 PM (XYKz+)

84 I reiterate from previous post, Richard Jewell libeled by 'news' organizations which published (bad) info leaked by Janet Reno's DoJ.

Consequences for DoJ? Well..., no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 06:52 PM (l1zOH)

85 But emails of a federal employee?

Could take years to find those. If ever.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:52 PM (MMC8r)

86 Ace, from this day forward I propose that any newsroom staff cuts and layoffs carry the header "now for some cheerful uplifting news to brighten your day"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2014 06:52 PM (GrXXa)

87 83 The WH is in full attack mode here. No just on Lauten either .

Posted by: Regular Guy at December 02, 2014 06:51 PM (XYKz+)

and the GOPe is already declaring defeat, and surrendering...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea... at December 02, 2014 06:52 PM (f0pWu)

88 >>How. The. Fuck. Did. They. Get. Her. Juvenile. Record?

Government employees vote solid Democrat.

If that's the case, when can we expect to hear about her medical history, thanks to Obamacare?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 06:52 PM (ABcz/)

89 Elizabeth Lauten turned me into a newt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Lauten

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 06:53 PM (sDapq)

90 Flick? Flick who?

Posted by: Stuck? Stuuucckk! Stu-uh-wah-uck at December 02, 2014 06:53 PM (KG1MP)

91
Did someone here just ask how obama's media got a hold of a citizen's record??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 06:53 PM (4Nwi3)

92 Hey, you know what's funny now in the 90's?

Moar political humor! Here, let's start with Chelsea..

LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE!!!!

/the comedy curtain descends

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 06:54 PM (/jpU8)

93 Yep. Who leaked her juvie record?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 06:54 PM (ZPrif)

94 Why? Because she is a White Southern working for a White Southern.

She is obviously a RACIST. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: The GEICO lizard at December 02, 2014 06:54 PM (0FSuD)

95 Eyes Closed, Don't Report!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 06:54 PM (g1DWB)

96 "Did someone here just ask how obama's media got a hold of a citizen's record?? "

Yeah. Funny, huh, Mr. Ryan?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (/jpU8)

97 jane d'oh

brian williams likes to hang around the girls set on naked filming days......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 96 days until Spring Training at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (u8GsB)

98 93
Yep. Who leaked her juvie record?

I'm sure Eric Holder didn't have a hand in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

99 94 Why? Because she is a White Southern working for a White Southern.

She is obviously a RACIST. Everyone knows that.
--------

Personally I've just come to accept the fact that I'm a racist.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (Ktnum)

100 Obama's juvie record?

Skool transcripts?

Adoption record?

Birth certificate?

But we can find anything on anybody in his way. It just conveniently appears.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (MMC8r)

101 >>brian williams likes to hang around the girls set on naked filming days......

Wait, this is wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (g1DWB)

102 BCUZ STALKING BAAAD!! UNLESS JOURNALISS!!

... yeah, slow news cycle, (white) Bosnian murdered by black thugs near ferguson, nfl's rams perpetuate hands up shite, tons of illegals pouring in... oh, by the way, why don't they or obammy need one of those holy Environmental Impact Reports which are so useful to the left's impedance of anything they don't like? ie, here in SoCal, despite today's storm, it's a damn long drought... so what are all the wetbacks gonna wash their unlicensed cars with?

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye, now with less white privilege! at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (ucB75)

103
Do you know whose records we can't discover??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 06:56 PM (4Nwi3)

104 brian williams likes to hang around the girls set on naked filming days......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 96 days until Spring Training at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (u8GsB)

I know. Probably likes watching his daughter do naughty naked sex scenes. He's warped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:56 PM (FsuaD)

105 and the GOPe is already declaring defeat, and surrendering...

And I still don't understand why they aren't fighting back. Hell, they can't even cite economic stats and they *all* point to Progressive failure unlike anything we've ever seen before.

WTF is it? If I was Rinse Prius or even Mr. Orange, I'd never shut up about this administration and their lapdogs in the MFM.

Something else is going on. Normal people don't act that way. Not that politicians are normal people...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 02, 2014 06:56 PM (0HooB)

106 Hey! Maybe the WaPo can get Michael Brown's juvie records.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 06:56 PM (l1zOH)

107 The same media that took no interest in who was funding their God-King's campaign.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 06:56 PM (MMC8r)

108 Anybody hear about the 12 yr. old white boy killed by a black thug at a house party in Savannah ?
Yeah , didn't think so .
I don't think it was a race thing , just typical thug shit .
If it turns out the thug is not black , I apologize in advance . I like my odds , though .
Aren't white lives supposed to matter too ?

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 06:57 PM (Z+Mqb)

109 Wait, this is wrong?
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Not at all, now come give me a hug.

Posted by: Naked Lena Dunham at December 02, 2014 06:57 PM (Ktnum)

110 Slow news is good news.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2014 06:57 PM (JdEZJ)

111 Meanwhile, Lois Lerner's emails continue to collect dust.

Posted by: Valiant at December 02, 2014 06:57 PM (4rlxS)

112 Do you know whose records we can't discover??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 02, 2014 06:56 PM (4Nwi3)

I'll take Obama's college transcripts for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:57 PM (FsuaD)

113 Wait, this is wrong?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 06:55 PM (g1DWB)

L_E_N_A_ D_U_N_H_A_M

yes

Posted by: big mick at December 02, 2014 06:57 PM (W6iIX)

114 Seriously, how many hours elapsed from the time she posted her Facebook post to her juvie records being leaked?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 06:57 PM (ZPrif)

115 Daily Mail had her records printed by Monday.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 06:58 PM (BPMYx)

116 I know. Probably likes watching his daughter do naughty naked sex scenes. He's warped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:56 PM (FsuaD)

People that just watch creep me out.

Posted by: Woody Allen at December 02, 2014 06:58 PM (QIVJq)

117 Bill Cosby did her. Film at 11.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 02, 2014 06:59 PM (7YNVX)

118 >>L_E_N_A_ D_U_N_H_A_M

>>yes

Oh those girls. I thought we were talking about random naked girls.

Carry on.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 06:59 PM (g1DWB)

119 108
Anybody hear about the 12 yr. old white boy killed by a black thug at a house party in Savannah ?

I may be mistaken, but I believe the boy and the thug were both black.

And last week a two-year-old black baby was asleep in her apartment and was shot by another thug.

Local race-baiters: crickets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:59 PM (FsuaD)

120 Right, they never report on things they may have missed because it's "old news." That's why they reported on John Newcombe's account of Bush's 1976 DUI stop...in 2014.

Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2014 06:59 PM (w3a0Z)

121 We still have no accounting for Obama and Hillary's whereabouts and communications during the Benghazi attack.

And that actually matters. Unlike some twit's snarky tweet about the president's daughters.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 06:59 PM (ABcz/)

122 The left and the media USE *opportunities* like this, not really to beat up on the person who did it as much as to set an example of what the next person who dares to criticize their lord and savior CAN EXPECT. Same thing as Fergidishu. It's all Pavlovian conditioning.

Posted by: Havedash at December 02, 2014 07:00 PM (G1XMn)

123 I just got home from work a few minutes ago. I put the car in the garage, grabbed my groceries and was just about to close the door when an orange cat ran in. I tried to coax it out but it was cold and drizzly, so it was no surprise that the cat preferred to stay.

After a few minutes, I decided to leave the garage door open and go into the house. (There is no entrance to the house from the garage.) I went to go get the mail and go in, and just then the cat ran past me across the yard. I got the garage door closed, and had just unlocked the door to the house when guess who returned, and placed himself or herself between me and the door.

For the next few minutes the car looked at me and meowed, and let me pet it. I don't know whether it's a neighborhood stray, or belongs to somebody. He didn't seem to be afraid of me.

I already have two cats and wasn't planning on adopting a third. Besides, I don't know whether this one has fleas or diseases. My two stay indoors. But finally I saw no choice but to open the door. The cat and I entered the laundry room. I opened the door to the game room and Kira entered. When they saw each other, the orange cat growled and Kira retreated. She's the top cat in this household, so that was that as far as I was concerned. I shooed the orange cat towards the door, opened it, and it left.

It will be interesting to see what if anything happens when I open the door to leave for work tomorrow. I've heard that sometimes a cat will adopt a human. If it's still there in the morning, then I guess I'll have a decision to make.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

124 WTF - reporters stations outside her parent's house?

When Joe Paterno's name appeared in a child molestation case -- in the middle of unpeople Jesusland -- the satellite trucks filled both sides of the street for an entire block.

Because some 80 year old dude reporting to his superiors hearsay is HUGE!

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 02, 2014 07:01 PM (zxQ4h)

125

Elizabeth Lauten should start commenting, in answer to the onsite MSM (and the MSM in general) ...

... about JON GRUBER.

ALL JON GRUBER. 24/365.

One of her comments is bound to go live. Then the fun begins.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 02, 2014 07:01 PM (FlRtG)

126 "not really to beat up on the person who did it as much as to set an example of what the next person who dares to criticize their lord and savior CAN EXPECT."

*ding* *ding* *ding*

You do NOT criticize the God King

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 07:01 PM (BPMYx)

127 War on women! Uh . . . oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Liberal Scold at December 02, 2014 07:01 PM (sDapq)

128 So did the govt hack who leaked her records -- did they go in on a weekend to access the computers? Did they do it from home?

Or did they leak it first thing Monday at work?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 07:01 PM (ZPrif)

129 Time for another round of Germany Or Florida:

"Man charged with stealing cow tongue, hiding it in his pants"

Was it Germany ? Or Florida?
tinyurl.com/pqfgbmj

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2014 07:01 PM (s9AKD)

130 Levin bashing Fox and Romney now. Good.

Posted by: Borders Language Culture at December 02, 2014 06:41 PM (XzRw1)

Could you please give your relentless OT comments breathlessly referring to the latest thing Levin said a rest? He's just a perpetual grievance monger, and sounds like an angry hamster huffing helium.

Posted by: CQD at December 02, 2014 07:02 PM (tcvYF)

131 WaPo can now reveal that when Ms. Lauten was 7, she did not let her then-5 year-old sister into the pillow fort she had constructed in the living room from sofa cushions.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2014 07:02 PM (4nR9/)

132 And especially...fuck THESE people...

Posted by: JQP at December 02, 2014 07:02 PM (UsgHM)

133 This colonoscopy is even more public and painful than mine was.

Posted by: Katy Couric at December 02, 2014 07:02 PM (bAGA/)

134 If authorities wanted to, I bet they could find out who leaked her records pretty quick.

Aren't systems like that supposed to monitor who accesses them -- just to prevent abuse like this?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 07:03 PM (ZPrif)

135 "Republicans are so mean-spirited." <--- This was repeated over and over back in the 90s.

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Projection. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: The National Beef Council at December 02, 2014 07:03 PM (QCo5R)

136 For the next few minutes the car looked at me and meowed

My Camry just purrs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 07:03 PM (W5DcG)

137 rickl - There is a neighborhood cat who stops by now and then. Rubs against me, purrs. It even stands at the door expecting to go in. Nope. Of course I know the cat belongs to a neighbor down the street, has a home, food, etc., so I do not feel guilty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 07:03 PM (l1zOH)

138
Could you please give your relentless OT comments breathlessly referring to the latest thing Levin said a rest? He's just a perpetual grievance monger, and sounds like an angry hamster huffing helium.

Posted by: CQD

I think you need to go. Come back when you can be civil.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 07:04 PM (4Nwi3)

139 The Hive must be defended.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2014 07:04 PM (fBxC6)

140 Remember the Oklahoma beheading case?

Autopsy results of the beheaded woman, Colleen Hufford, have just been released.
Turns out, she put up quite a fight.

She had defensive wounds on her hands, arms, chest and cheek.
Poor woman.

Nothing about this in the Mewling Quim Media.
Because her killer was black.

Posted by: wheatie at December 02, 2014 07:05 PM (YKQrT)

141 Cats are sneaky do not trust it.

Posted by: Doge at December 02, 2014 07:05 PM (JdEZJ)

142 Why should WaPo care about Foreign Policy? The guv'mint don't.
Meanwhile the Rooskies launch a new wartime HQs and Gorby makes an appearance.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2014 07:05 PM (08Znv)

143 136 For the next few minutes the car looked at me and meowed

My Camry just purrs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 07:03 PM (W5DcG)

Cat. The car was turned off and in the garage by that time.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

144 Must protect Preciousssss!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 02, 2014 07:05 PM (9BRsg)

145 @120 Right, they never report on things they may have missed because it's "old news." That's why they reported on John Newcombe's account of Bush's 1976 DUI stop...in 2014.
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Or Romney giving a fellow classmate a haircut.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2014 07:06 PM (UWFpX)

146 "Or Romney giving a fellow classmate a haircut. "

Or Perry's rock.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 07:07 PM (BPMYx)

147 It would be cool if it turns out she lied about her ethnicity to get into college. What would they do???

Posted by: The National Beef Council at December 02, 2014 07:07 PM (QCo5R)

148 My lib 'social justice' spouting pastor has a post on FB: The White House Decides No Ones Messes With The Daughters. She has been defriended, defunded and debunked. Unreal after the way the Bush and Palin family were mocked. No wonder her dogs are 'her kids'. Fat too.

Posted by: Hypocrisy from the Pulpit at December 02, 2014 07:07 PM (LhMb4)

149 If it's still there in the morning, then I guess I'll have a decision to make.

Posted by: rickl at�
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Grilled or fried?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 02, 2014 07:07 PM (rGSog)

150 >>Because her killer was black.

And muslim.

Posted by: Aviator at December 02, 2014 07:08 PM (3rrMW)

151 It's not "slow news" - it's intentional "no news." Right now, the collapse of Iranian talks is a total disaster for Obama and John Kerry. Valerie Jarrett muddled up the matter with her intervention with Iran and promised to bring home the bacon, but was revealed as a joke and a tool who was played by Iran's negotiators.

The Islamic State and Syria matter is another unraveling fiasco. We are listing, with no strategy at all other than operational tactics. Even these too are failing and it appears we may have lost Turkey (shhh... keep the news blackout up).

Oh did we mention that Putin's moved large numbers of Russian military into Ukraine? Shhhh...

On the home front, Obama's intent on shutting down the government. Can't report on that until the narrative is right to blame Republicans. Holder's giving passes again to New Black Panthers and agitating them and Acorn to burn down white businesses. Hush now. Let it burn in silence.

No wonder the WaPo wants to hype up this non story. Their ideological cause was just declared utterly bankrupt.

Posted by: Multitude at December 02, 2014 07:08 PM (8vtQ+)

152 Though AtC's "Unpeople of Jesusland don't count as actually human" is a strong contender for Universally Applicable Comment too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2014 07:08 PM (OCcU9)

153 NY Slimes refuses to apologize for publishing Darren Wilson's home address, says they didn't give it out because although they listed the town and street, they didn't list the house number. Then there's pats on the back to their slimeball reporters and wailing about how "vile" the critics of them are

http://tinyurl.com/l5f9zv3

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2014 07:08 PM (GrXXa)

154 @134 If authorities wanted to, I bet they could find out who leaked her records pretty quick.

Aren't systems like that supposed to monitor who accesses them -- just to prevent abuse like this?
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Probably. It would depend on the specific system, though that's a no-brainer safeguard.

Alternately, a judge could haul the reporter who broke the story into court, and then hold them in contempt (and jail) until they finally revealed their source.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2014 07:08 PM (UWFpX)

155 Emotionally I'm doing okay, but just for the record, I would be totally okay with a Gastronomical Support Pig (TM).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (NeFrd)

156 Foist?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I'm gonna fact check this.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (LImiJ)

157 We're just "Takin' It To The Man (TM)", man. Yeah, we know that 1) we're actually The Man and 2) we're beating up on a chick in the Era of WarOnWomen, but whatevs.

So it'd be best for America because shut up, youze.

Posted by: WaPo Going Knieval on Sharks Everywhere at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (1CroS)

158 148
My lib 'social justice' spouting pastor has a post on FB: The White
House Decides No Ones Messes With The Daughters. She has been
defriended, defunded and debunked. Unreal after the way the Bush and
Palin family were mocked. No wonder her dogs are 'her kids'. Fat too.

Posted by: Hypocrisy from the Pulpit at December 02, 2014 07:07 PM (LhMb4)

You need a new pastor/church.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (FsuaD)

159 It will be interesting to see what if anything happens when I open the door to leave for work tomorrow. I've heard that sometimes a cat will adopt a human. If it's still there in the morning, then I guess I'll have a decision to make.
Posted by: rickl

The best cat I ever knew simply walked in one day and stayed forever. They do that sometimes whether you already have cats or not. She had a conversation with the head cat and for some reason he let her in.
She was completely feral as I was living in the mountains at the time away from people. It was 5 years before I could pick her up and kiss her on the head but she slept next to me every night. I miss her still.
Good luck with that.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (7YNVX)

160 I wouldn't even eat him all at once. That way, if you wanted, you could still have a Three-legged Emotional Support Pig (TM) for a while.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (NeFrd)

161

You have a woman pastor??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 07:10 PM (4Nwi3)

162 Holy shit. Jeh Johnson testified before Congress today and said that border guards picked up 4 members of the PKK terrorist group. 2 are still in custody and 2 were released and have disappeared.

Any chance we could get someone besides Fox to report on this?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 07:10 PM (g1DWB)

163 150 >>Because her killer was black.
And muslim.

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Yep. It's a twofer. Two reasons for the media to willfully ignore it.

Posted by: wheatie at December 02, 2014 07:10 PM (YKQrT)

164 149
If it's still there in the morning, then I guess I'll have a decision to make.

Posted by: rickl at
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Grilled or fried?

Posted by: shredded chi at December 02, 2014 07:07 PM (rGSog)

But for the love of St. Pete, don't beat your meat on the street.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 07:10 PM (sDapq)

165 Jane , I hope you and your family are well . I send greetings from the Palmetto state .
Looks like the victim was Keith Passmore . A ginger kid. Very white .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 07:11 PM (Z+Mqb)

166 155
Emotionally I'm doing okay, but just for the record, I would be totally okay with a Gastronomical Support Pig (TM).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (NeFrd)

Would a Support Wild Boar do? As an added bonus, they have vicious tusks. You could train it to smite your enemies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

167 My lib 'social justice' spouting pastor has a post on FB: The White House Decides No Ones Messes With The Daughters. She has been defriended, defunded and debunked. Unreal after the way the Bush and Palin family were mocked. No wonder her dogs are 'her kids'. Fat too.

Might want to find a new church, too. One that has a female pastor with messed up priorities doesn't sound healthy.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 07:11 PM (0NdlF)

168
Yeah go ahead ignore me.
You may be interested in me but I am interested in you.

Posted by: 18 trillion in debt and 115 trillion in unfunded liabilities at December 02, 2014 07:11 PM (dBK22)

169 I'm really suprised Obama didn't give the poor girl the choice of having her hand or tongue removed.

Seriously, does the Post have shareholders? Or any adults with power that would say reporters need to be assigned to actual things and not petty harrassments of people that offend the Royal Throne?

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 02, 2014 07:12 PM (c+vBe)

170 @159 The best cat I ever knew simply walked in one day and stayed forever. They do that sometimes whether you already have cats or not. She had a conversation with the head cat and for some reason he let her in.

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That's how my parents got their first cat. It was a kitten that just turned up in the neighborhood and adopted our family.

They've had a cat ever since.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2014 07:12 PM (UWFpX)

171 not

Posted by: 18 trillion in debt and 115 trillion in unfunded liabilities at December 02, 2014 07:12 PM (dBK22)

172 165
Jane , I hope you and your family are well . I send greetings from the Palmetto state .

Looks like the victim was Keith Passmore . A ginger kid. Very white .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 07:11 PM (Z+Mqb)

Damn. The local fishwrap has barely touched the story. Don't want to stir up a certain segment of the population, I suppose.

I'll be at a party with the fishwrap publisher Thursday night. I'll make a point of bringing it up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:12 PM (FsuaD)

173 We won't cover the fact that Obama is a Fascist and his policies are destroying the country because that's old news. It's been done. Not by us, but Others. So we did our job.

Posted by: WaPo Going Knieval on Sharks Everywhere at December 02, 2014 07:13 PM (1CroS)

174 You looking for some thug violence? Check this out. Thug shots white boy in stroller while robbing mom.

http://tinyurl.com/ob4c3gw

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 07:13 PM (0FSuD)

175 Who?

Goddamn North Carolina. If NC Quickpass needs $3.76 that badly come and take it. Illiterate mewling quims.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:13 PM (ZeBBB)

176 "2 are still in custody and 2 were released and have disappeared. "

What the hell? Why were they released?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 07:14 PM (BPMYx)

177 @173 We won't cover the fact that Obama is a Fascist and his policies are destroying the country because that's old news. It's been done. Not by us, but Others. So we did our job.
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Is that kind of like "We can't cover Benghazi because Romney politicized it by bringing it up"?

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2014 07:14 PM (UWFpX)

178 I wouldn't last one sermon with your pastor.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 07:14 PM (MMC8r)

179 136 For the next few minutes the car looked at me and meowed

My Camry just purrs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 07:03 PM (W5DcG)

And my Camaro, growls...

of course.... as its license plate is GR WLF.....

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea... at December 02, 2014 07:14 PM (f0pWu)

180 Thanks Mrs. D'oh . Good luck .
It happened Nov. 22 , probably old news .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 07:15 PM (Z+Mqb)

181 2 were released and have disappeared.

To Canadia, I believe.

Any chance we could get someone besides Fox to report on this?

No.
Because, shut the fuck up.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2014 07:15 PM (iglSX)

182 That was two weeks ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:15 PM (ZeBBB)

183 Yay! Female producer of "The Bold and the Beautiful" is now US ambassador to Hungary!

Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:15 PM (FsuaD)

184 Check this out. Thug shots white boy in stroller while robbing mom.

Local news.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2014 07:15 PM (iglSX)

185

Would a Support Wild Boar do? As an added bonus, they have vicious tusks. You could train it to smite your enemies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

Hows about.... a Support WOLF????

Yup... support ya by eating Liberals...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea... at December 02, 2014 07:16 PM (f0pWu)

186 On the home front, Obama's intent on shutting down
the government. Can't report on that until the narrative is right to
blame Republicans.
Posted by: Multitude at December 02, 2014 07:08 PM (8vtQ+)

This one right here. I just can't fucking stand it, but you know the story already as well as I.

It should be: "After historic losses, Democrats threaten to shut down gov't if GOP doesn't agree to fund their agenda through the next yer."

It will be: "Racist white Rethuglican extremists refuse to compromise and shut down precious gov't!!!ZOMG!!!eleventy!@@!"

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 07:17 PM (3a584)

187 Mozilla's Google Start Page or is it Google's Mozilla Start Page got axed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:17 PM (ZeBBB)

188 Hows about.... a Support WOLF????

Support Honey Badger, just because.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2014 07:17 PM (4nR9/)

189 >>Yay! Female producer of "The Bold and the Beautiful" is now US ambassador to Hungary!

Well, if she doesn't pass state secrets to her host country than he'll be better than out ambassador to Pakistan. Oh, is that news? Look! Bitchy Rethuglican!!! Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 07:18 PM (ABcz/)

190 174 You looking for some thug violence? Check this out. Thug shots white boy in stroller while robbing mom.

http://tinyurl.com/ob4c3gw

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 07:13 PM (0FSuD)

Damn! And I suppose that hasn't made the MFM yet, either.

Posted by: Havedash at December 02, 2014 07:18 PM (G1XMn)

191 So if Gruber had killed his wife five years ago and walled her up in his hunting cabin, and her mummified remains were just discovered, that would not be "new" news?

Posted by: Socratease at December 02, 2014 07:18 PM (82qVG)

192 "Yay! Female producer of "The Bold and the Beautiful" is now US ambassador to Hungary!"

S'alright - the new ambassador to Argentina hasn't been there either...

/the country is in the very best of hands

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 07:18 PM (/jpU8)

193 So the new ambassador to Hungary has never been there.

I guess The Bold and the Beautiful must be one of Mooch's fave soaps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:18 PM (FsuaD)

194 "I guess The Bold and the Beautiful must be one of Mooch's fave soaps."

Nah. Reggie's.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 07:19 PM (/jpU8)

195 Wow! Did you the funny on Patti (Davis) Reagan!

Isn't it soooo cool that we can laugh at the First Family in this country!
Wowzers!

-
Well, I do want to make fun of Li'l Ronnie Reagan.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:19 PM (LImiJ)

196 Actually even McCain had something relevant and valuable to say about this ambassador pick. He was opposed to it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2014 07:19 PM (FS3xS)

197 Are disease-ridden foreign dreamers still be secretly dispersed about the country by unknown agents?

Posted by: toby928(C) ponders at December 02, 2014 07:20 PM (rwI+c)

198 Check out tmz

NFL player sees photo of Melia making the social media rounds. Tight jeans. Midriff shirt. Badonkadonk. Asks if she has a prom date

Has he been investigated? No?

Perhaps they should dress like they've been there before. Because they have

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

199 junior: "Is that kind of like 'We can't cover Benghazi because Romney politicized it by bringing it up'?"

Any excuse we can get away with is fine with us. Would you like an internship in a failing business with no pay? Nowhere better to bury your scruples than here. We hope you'll apply.

Posted by: WaPo Going Knieval on Sharks Everywhere at December 02, 2014 07:20 PM (1CroS)

200 Remember that kidnapping/rape/torture murder of a couple in Knoxville several years ago?

Still ain't made the news.

Local story.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 07:20 PM (MMC8r)

201 159
The best cat I ever knew simply walked in one day and stayed forever. They do that sometimes whether you already have cats or not. She had a conversation with the head cat and for some reason he let her in.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 02, 2014 07:09 PM (7YNVX)

Yeah, I've heard plenty of stories like that which is why I let it in to meet Kira. The first meeting didn't go so well, though.

There are also a number of logistical problems, too. My cats are indoor, and if this one is used to being outdoors, it might not be happy being kept indoors. If I let it outdoors, it could pick up fleas that could spread to my other cats.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

202 So if Gruber had killed his wife five years ago and walled her up in his hunting cabin, and her mummified remains were just discovered, that would not be "new" news?

***

If?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 02, 2014 07:21 PM (NeFrd)

203 197 Are disease-ridden foreign dreamers still be secretly dispersed about the country by unknown agents?

Posted by: toby928(C) ponders at December 02, 2014 07:20 PM (rwI+c)

Si, raciz gringo!

Posted by: Havedash at December 02, 2014 07:21 PM (G1XMn)

204 We really need to ignore the politicians for a while and come up with some way or means to defang the progressive media.

Until that's done, the truth/facts will never be fully reported and people will not make their decisions with all the facts. Thus they will make bad decisions.

Seriously the media is warping America further and further on a daily basis and something is going to give and it won't be without casualties.

They're already trying to spark a race war and have pushed for class war in the past.

This is all classic revolutionary moves that have successfully destroyed or at least brought chaos for years to other countries.

In our case the result will most likely be a police state run by DHS.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 02, 2014 07:21 PM (KK+mC)

205 Now why would anyone with half a brain want to be ambassador under Obama?
Maybe we're assuming Obama could do better. Wonder how many declined his offer before this Hollywood gal accepted....

Posted by: Amb. Chris Stevens at December 02, 2014 07:22 PM (ABcz/)

206 202
So if Gruber had killed his wife five years ago and walled her up in his
hunting cabin, and her mummified remains were just discovered, that
would not be "new" news?

He could easily blame her death on his eight (!!!!) parrots. Parrots are known to be jealous of spouses/significant others.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:23 PM (FsuaD)

207 @190

Happen over a year ago. They got convicted.

http://tinyurl.com/k8vuyok

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 07:23 PM (0FSuD)

208 Meanwhile five college roommates in NJ have been charged with rape.. it will never make national news. Guess why. Hands up!

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:23 PM (zOTsN)

209 If you decide to keep the cat you can make it an inside cat. I have one that I adopted that was a stay and now stays inside. The two cats don't like each other but they sometimes tolerate each other. I regard them as squabbling siblings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2014 07:23 PM (FS3xS)

210 Daily Signal is a great new media site from Heritage.
Solid reporting.
Not going for the edgy factor like Free Beacon, just solid news gathering.

The Daily Signal @DailySignal
Americans are spending 42% more on health insurance than they did in 2007. @salimfurth writes: dailysign.al/12oHCqn

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 07:23 PM (ZPrif)

211 200 Remember that kidnapping/rape/torture murder of a couple in Knoxville several years ago?
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Black perps, white victims. Imagine if it had been the other way around.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 02, 2014 07:24 PM (IvTw6)

212 Bush's debt is unpatriotic. But mine is for the good of the folks.

Posted by: What obama says at December 02, 2014 07:24 PM (WNERA)

213 "On behalf of the administration I would like to say that we are committed to helping your fine country with its shortage of food.

Posted by: New ambassador to Hungary at December 02, 2014 07:24 PM (NeFrd)

214 27 Keep your hell-spawn puppets to yourself! *shudder*

*slides double chocolate blondie through USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

Thank you, Jane. *noms*

That's how bad it is. I'm willing to use puppets. Horrible, terrible, awful puppets.
Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (IrByp)

Alexthechick and Jane D'oh are anti-puppites!

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 07:24 PM (z/Ubi)

215 Check this out. Thug shots white boy in stroller while robbing mom.

-
Here's a SJW social justicing.

http://tinyurl.com/m5hum9t

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:25 PM (LImiJ)

216 They have good Goulash.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:25 PM (ZeBBB)

217 That Brunswick Ga. baby killing was in the news for a short while when it happened . But now , down the memory hole .
Of course , no white riots . Which is starting to seem like bad tactics , these days .
White lives don't matter , apparently .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 07:25 PM (Z+Mqb)

218 ...we also would like to help with your Buddha pest problem.

Posted by: New ambassador to Hungary at December 02, 2014 07:25 PM (NeFrd)

219 Americans are spending 42% more on health insurance than they did in 2007. @salimfurth writes: dailysign.al/12oHCqn

I'm in good health, no meds, and I'm now paying (under our Humana plan) $975/month. However, I'm now covered for maternity and "free" contraception. And newborn care. I have a 25 year old son. Do the math.

Oh, and my deductible is $2500/year.

After the first of the year, husband is going to try to find another company plan we can afford.

Thanks, 52%ers! Fucking fucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:26 PM (FsuaD)

220 I like their pancakes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:26 PM (ZeBBB)

221 I'm in good health, no meds, and I'm now paying (under our Humana plan) $975/month. However, I'm now covered for maternity and "free" contraception. And newborn care. I have a 25 year old son. Do the math.

Oh, and my deductible is $2500/year.

After the first of the year, husband is going to try to find another company plan we can afford.

Thanks, 52%ers! Fucking fucks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:26 PM (FsuaD)

_______________________

You are paying moar so some can pay less. There understand better now?

Posted by: What obama says at December 02, 2014 07:27 PM (WNERA)

222 There's nothing on until about February.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:27 PM (ZeBBB)

223 Jeez,

If you want to be critical of the Obama clan just post a pic of them without captions - no comment needed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2014 07:27 PM (NaeCR)

224 However, I'm now covered for maternity and "free" contraception

Basic human rights. Contraception is as necessary as the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, y'know.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 07:28 PM (0NdlF)

225 Sure, it may look like I've got my duck in your sister but it's just a slow news day.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:28 PM (LImiJ)

226 In other local news, local Seattle metro area man arrested for threats against Officer Wilson.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/my9e2mw

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 07:28 PM (sDapq)

227 >>So if Gruber had killed his wife five years ago and walled her up in his hunting cabin, and her mummified remains were just discovered, that would not be "new" news?

Why isn't anyone talking about the sex parties he and Harry Reid may have had with little boys?

Posted by: Aviator at December 02, 2014 07:28 PM (3rrMW)

228 Guess why. Hands up!

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:23 PM (zOTsN)

Ooh...Ooh...pick me!

Because they are Amish?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2014 07:29 PM (Zu3d9)

229 The Redcoats were on their way to the armory where the Minutemen kept the birth control.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:29 PM (ZeBBB)

230 Did someone say The Bald and The Beautiful?

Posted by: Telly Savalas at December 02, 2014 07:29 PM (NeFrd)

231 Gruber's back in the news on Fox.

Speaking of Gruber, my Gruber is getting numb from sitting at the computer for too long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 07:29 PM (FsuaD)

232 Calling Michael Brown "big" is racist.

Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson at December 02, 2014 07:29 PM (IvTw6)

233 Two men crashed into a woman's car in NO and then raped her when she pulled into a parking lot with them to go over the damage to the car.

They are not releasing a description of the men or the woman. I wonder why.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 07:29 PM (BPMYx)

234 Knoxville Massacre was as evil as they come.
They specifically sought out a young fraternity/sorority, Ken and Barbie looking white couple to brutalize as explicit revenge against white people in general. They wanted to destroy something beautiful and white and handsome and full of hope ... to satisfy the burning race hate in their empty souls.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 07:29 PM (ZPrif)

235 225 Sure, it may look like I've got my duck in your sister but it's just a slow news day.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:28 PM (LImiJ)

What did the duck ever do to you?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 07:30 PM (z/Ubi)

236 Americans are spending 42% more on health insurance than they did in 2007.

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Yeah, but they'll make it up in volume.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:30 PM (LImiJ)

237 Buda and Pest are separate cities. They are really cool. At one time they were bigger than London, then The Plague.

http://tinyurl.com/mwmwq

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 07:30 PM (0FSuD)

238 235 225 Sure, it may look like I've got my duck in your sister but it's just a slow news day.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:28 PM (LImiJ)

What did the duck ever do to you?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 07:30 PM (z/Ubi)

He's quacking up...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea... at December 02, 2014 07:31 PM (f0pWu)

239 Aren't Buda and Pest separated by a river or something?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:31 PM (ZeBBB)

240 >>Did someone say The Bald and The Beautiful?

Right here big boy.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 02, 2014 07:31 PM (3rrMW)

241 These fuckin' people...

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 07:32 PM (DNpio)

242 I remember when Jon Corzine got this kind of scrutiny.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 02, 2014 07:32 PM (7RXcs)

243 Of course , no white riots . Which is starting to seem like bad tactics , these days .
White lives don't matter , apparently .
Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 07:25 PM (Z+Mqb)

We don't burn down our own neighborhoods and businesses. Shitting our own nest doesn't seem to be a white thang.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 07:32 PM (+XMAD)

244 239 Aren't Buda and Pest separated by a river or something?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:31 PM (ZeBBB)

Yes.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 07:33 PM (+XMAD)

245 Well. Not Amish. But there is a reason an actual.no.shit gang rape on campus will not be covered. Five guys. Locked her in the dorm room and raped her. Allegedly.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:33 PM (zOTsN)

246 239
Aren't Buda and Pest separated by a river or something?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:31 PM (ZeBBB)

Yep. See @237. I stayed at the Castle Hilton, which overlooks Pest and the river.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 07:33 PM (0FSuD)

247 >>Sure, it may look like I've got my duck in your sister but it's just a slow news day.
Posted by: The Great White Snark

If you are ever up my way be sure to duck in and say "Hi".

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 02, 2014 07:33 PM (3rrMW)

248 In high school I picked peaches for a Hungarian immigrant family who had escaped during the revolution. Old Grandpa showed us which peaches had been infested by bugs, "Bogar etta, nam yo!" (phonetic spelling) then spit and throw the bad peach on the ground.

In '93 I spent several days in Hungary at a joint US-Hungarian military seminar.

Those two things make me more qualified than Ms. Bold & Beautiful to be the ambassador.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 02, 2014 07:34 PM (NeFrd)

249 Unpeople of Jesusland

I don't have a 'WAR ON WOMEN" -- but if I did -- it would be over women being smart enough to coin a phrase like that, and making my 'family jewels' shrink in homage.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 02, 2014 07:34 PM (zxQ4h)

250 Maybe we should try that 'hands up, don't shoot' in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 02, 2014 07:35 PM (5fubp)

251 Slow news cycle. So we'll swab her uterus.

MSM

Posted by: USA at December 02, 2014 07:35 PM (m8hf7)

252 Care less about Malia. But MSM will hype the Republican staffer, stalk her and her family. Meanwhile Darnell Dockett has something to post and say about Malia's ass. Holding my breath for this to hit WAPO. http://tinyurl.com/k54pjuv

Posted by: gracepmc at December 02, 2014 07:36 PM (xvd51)

253 Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:33 PM (zOTsN)

But - that's not as exciting as a bunch of cracka frat boys raping a girl on *gasp* shards of glass for hours on end. That's totes believable!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 07:37 PM (+XMAD)

254 200 Remember that kidnapping/rape/torture murder of a couple in Knoxville several years ago?
---------

Black perps, white victims. Imagine if it had been the other way around.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 02, 2014 07:24 PM (IvTw6)

the description above the dashes is nowhere near enough to what was done to those people.

any conversation about race in this nation of cowards starts with why blacks kill so many whites.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:37 PM (iBXmZ)

255 How old is Malaria these days?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:37 PM (ZeBBB)

256 209 If you decide to keep the cat you can make it an inside cat. I have one that I adopted that was a stay and now stays inside. The two cats don't like each other but they sometimes tolerate each other. I regard them as squabbling siblings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2014 07:23 PM (FS3xS)

That's interesting. I didn't know that.

My first two cats, Kira and her brother Leo, really were squabbling siblings. When Leo died I adopted another kitten. They tolerate each other more or less, but Kira monopolizes my attention. She'll sleep in the bed with me but she chases Reggie out if he tries to climb in. Geez, it's a queen-size bed. There's plenty of room for everybody.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

257 This is the same MSM that also it claimed (to the extent they responded at all) it didn't find the Gruber videos because no news organization has the time and resources to chase something like that down. Shameless liars, all of them. But we already knew that.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 02, 2014 07:37 PM (oG53/)

258 Slow news cycle? It hasn't been a slow news cycle since that marxist piece of shit got the white house.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2014 07:37 PM (FMbng)

259 "Shameless liars, all of them"

Nah, some of 'em giggle a bit. So a little shame.

Very little.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 07:38 PM (/jpU8)

260 Looks like the WaPo is not buying the rape charges. Funny lots of UVA alum in DC and NVA. Guess this bull shit is not sitting to well in Georgetown.

http://tinyurl.com/kx38p4a

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 07:39 PM (0FSuD)

261 African Americans have been passing around of photos of first daughters ass and attaching ribald commentary. Some of these people are celebrities themselves

Perhaps she should not dress like that. Have a little dignity. Act like you been there before

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:39 PM (zOTsN)

262 obama wants the malia stories, the one about the football player posting her ass and about the flack complaining about her manners, otherwise it would be disappeared down the memory hole along with all the stories about her extravagant vacations.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:40 PM (iBXmZ)

263 It depends. Heavy clothes, gloves, and eye protection are recommended.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (sDapq)

*******************
Sorry, was away. At the time, there was a little thing going on called a 2-way rifle range. The lead in the air was a bit more lethal than the brass.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2014 07:40 PM (5f5bM)

264 None of these gutless fucks will say anything about Dockett because he's black.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 07:40 PM (DNpio)

265 Malaria is 16

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:41 PM (zOTsN)

266 I agree it would be great if Lauter kept tweeting out snarky comments about Gruber and turn the knife right back at the stinking media.

She's probably in a state of shock at what is being done to her right now though. The media is treating her like she's the worst thing that ever lived - far worse than, say, kids who murder someone with hammers.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 07:42 PM (+XMAD)

267 "Funny lots of UVA alum in DC and NVA. Guess this bull shit is not sitting to well in Georgetown."

Yeah. The story is pretty much limited to coming out of the NY/Northeast media now. Thus Ferguson being the top tale in the DC media.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 07:42 PM (/jpU8)

268 263
It depends. Heavy clothes, gloves, and eye protection are recommended.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 06:45 PM (sDapq)

*******************
Sorry,
was away. At the time, there was a little thing going on called a 2-way
rifle range. The lead in the air was a bit more lethal than the brass.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2014 07:40 PM (5f5bM)

Yeah, that was about cartridges going splodey in a fire. I thankfully don't have any experience with two-way ranges. Thanks for your service.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 07:42 PM (sDapq)

269 255
How old is Malaria these days?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:37 PM (ZeBBB)

A couple of hundred years old, but I heard Gin and Tonics cure it.

Posted by: Crusty old Brit in India at December 02, 2014 07:43 PM (0FSuD)

270 "She's probably in a state of shock at what is being done to her right now though"

Yeah, I figured the same. Live by the twitiocity, die by the same...

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 07:44 PM (/jpU8)

271 Good StartPage Homepage? They killed Mozilla Google the other day?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:44 PM (ZeBBB)

272 Yeah, that was about cartridges going splodey in a
fire. I thankfully don't have any experience with two-way ranges. Thanks
for your service.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 07:42 PM (sDapq)

**************
It was an OT conversation, anyway. Splodey in a fire is better than splodey in the stove, I guess.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2014 07:44 PM (5f5bM)

273 Lauter should jump, nay wrestle, the shark, book a flight to South Africa and while she is en route tweet something aids. own it girlfriend.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:44 PM (iBXmZ)

274 Cats certainly do like their attention. My cats do the same. They all needed to come into the room because the night before last we didn't have heat and had to use two space heaters-one for our bedroom and one for our sons. Everywhere else in the house was 53 degrees. It was warmer outside than in during the day. Good luck with the orange cat if it shows up again It seems like it thinks you have a compassionate heart, and you sound like you do. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2014 07:45 PM (FS3xS)

275 PT (previous topic), now alluded to twice just above - ordnance cooking off in a fire, e.g. whatever it was in that stove in Austria.

There's a very interesting video put out by SAAMI (the ammunition standards organization) showing all sorts of different scenarios that were tested with fires and ammunition. It was designed for education of firefighters. Easy to find through online search.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 07:47 PM (afQnV)

276 Hate crime?

http://tinyurl.com/pevsphq

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 07:48 PM (0FSuD)

277 I tell my teens when they are addressed inappropriately. Started when they were little. By the time they were teens they knew the expectation. If they came down inappropriately dressed, they had to march back up and change. It's called parenting

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:49 PM (zOTsN)

278 70,000 Bosnians in St. Louis?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:49 PM (ZeBBB)

279 if you have to cook off surplus ammo I suggest standing the cartridges on an electric burner, switching it to high, and adjourning to your study until the noise is done.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:49 PM (iBXmZ)

280 271 Good StartPage Homepage? They killed Mozilla Google the other day?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:44 PM (ZeBBB)

Ace.mu.nu

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 07:50 PM (z/Ubi)

281 What is that plastic hammer thingee for dismantling cartridges?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:51 PM (ZeBBB)

282 There's a very interesting video put out by SAAMI
(the ammunition standards organization) showing all sorts of different
scenarios that were tested with fires and ammunition. It was designed
for education of firefighters. Easy to find through online search.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 07:47 PM (afQnV)

***************
rhomboid -- to catch you up, as we were consolidating after a firefight one of my guys was shot, and there was a nearby burning warehouse with ammo cooking off, and I always assumed it was one of the rounds from the warehouse until someone pointed out the physics, which was that the bullet would likely not move and the brass would fly. Which means he really was shot by hostile fire, because he def got hit with a bullet.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2014 07:51 PM (5f5bM)

283 What about the child molester who just happened to be a big-time bundler for Barry Beer Summit? Can we get some press coverage on him?

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at December 02, 2014 07:52 PM (tCODv)

284 OT: Generally, I disfavor more regulation but here's some traffic regulation I could get behind.

NSFW

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwW1HlAPys

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 07:52 PM (LImiJ)

285 Here's some local thug action from my quiet little burg in the deep south .
A 70 plus yr. old was bludgeoned to death with a chunk of asphalt ,,, in his home .
We haven't really moved beyond our stone age predecessors .
Seems like some intrepid young cub reporter could make some news with that . I know it doesn't stack up well against a fake frat boy rape and a snarky republican , but damn .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 07:52 PM (Z+Mqb)

286 The UVA lady waited a year to report her rape claim to the college administration. But that is totes not "old news"

Posted by: wooga at December 02, 2014 07:52 PM (LvEg1)

287 281 What is that plastic hammer thingee for dismantling cartridges?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:51 PM (ZeBBB)

___________________

Bullet puller -- inertia is its friend.

Posted by: What obama says at December 02, 2014 07:53 PM (WNERA)

288 That's how bad it is. I'm willing to use puppets. Horrible, terrible, awful puppets.

Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at December 02, 2014 06:40 PM (IrByp)

Well, at least you weren't threatening use of the Raptor-Penguins.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2014 07:53 PM (tRftc)

289 286 I read 2012. 2 years?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:54 PM (ZeBBB)

290 Yay! Female producer of "The Bold and the Beautiful" is now US ambassador to Hungary!

Woot!
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------------
Don't forget:

"Noah Mamet, also a bundler, is a consultant. He was confirmed in a vote of 50 yeas to 43 nays, despite sharp criticism by Republicans for not having ever visited Argentina.
"He's very excited to do that," State Department Deputy Spokeswoman Marie Harf told reporters and then said prior travel is not a job requirement nor an indicator of success."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 07:54 PM (l1zOH)

291 Attacking a couple of reluctant teenagers for being reluctant is like attacking a couple of Medicare seniors for using the shit out of a taxpayer-funded penis pump.

Oh wait, no it isn't.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2014 07:54 PM (dVmLD)

292 Wish there was a Snake Plissken to lead this country.

Posted by: Idiocracy Now! at December 02, 2014 07:54 PM (LhMb4)

293 Do we need a Peruvian Ambassador?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:55 PM (ZeBBB)

294 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwW1HlAPys

I do not care how effing hot they are, no way am I driving 50km/h.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:55 PM (iBXmZ)

295 until someone pointed out the physics

First of all, pointing out physics is racist.
Secondly, you're assuming it's pretty free to move. If it happened to be up against a wall, there's potential.

I denounce myself for the second point.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2014 07:56 PM (FcR7P)

296 Thank you Ace for confronting them on this.

Who else will do this?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2014 07:57 PM (IXrOn)

297 Re ; The ambassadors/bundlers :

http://tinyurl.com/ol2sndn

Money quote :
"State Department Deputy Spokeswoman Marie Harf disputed McCain's criticisms and cited Bell's work as a civic leader, trustee and working mother as unique qualifications."

So..., perfect for an ambassador, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 07:57 PM (l1zOH)

298
Confound you, Pixy!!

links to ebay are banned -- I wanted opinions on a toaster oven

f'n joke blog software

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 07:57 PM (4Nwi3)

299

Head. Exploding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 07:58 PM (l1zOH)

300 hmm, reloading thread? (variant of gun thread, which automatically kicks in after what, 200 comments?)

Boss Moss, kinetic bullet pullers? Little plastic hammers that unscrew for you to drop in the appropriate shellholder and a round, then pound down on a hard surface until bullet (and powder) come tumbling out. Several major reloading vendors make them. Of course one wants to use them minimally - as they indicate "error" in your reloading process. But they are handy. I'm sticking with mine vs. the collet (press-mounted puller) as I'm cheap and figure I'll never really need to pull many bullets.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 07:58 PM (afQnV)

301 I do not care how effing hot they are, no way am I driving 50km/h.
Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:55 PM (iBXmZ)

and 50km is a ghey way to say 30 MPH

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 07:58 PM (4OZqu)

302 Bundlers have been rewarded with ambassadorships since for ever. Bundlers aren't usually so unaccomplished however

Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:59 PM (zOTsN)

303 a civic leader, trustee and working mother as unique qualifications."

So..., perfect for an ambassador, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 07:57 PM (l1zOH)

Wow! Run her for POTUS in 2016!

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 08:00 PM (4OZqu)

304 I do not care how effing hot they are, no way am I driving 50km/h.
Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:55 PM (iBXmZ)

and 50km is a ghey way to say 30 MPH
Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 07:58 PM (4OZqu)

heh. I am sure 50km/hr feels a lot faster in one of those euroweenie cars.

all the same I refuse anything metric.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:01 PM (iBXmZ)

305 Flounder
Considering that the MFM made Ferguson into a national story why would they hide this?

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:01 PM (sj3Ax)

306 Her boss is a disbarred ghey lawyer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:01 PM (ZeBBB)

307 O'R finally mentions Mike was stoned. He's bitch slapping this white guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 08:01 PM (0FSuD)

308 So let's see: we now know what brand of panty liners Sarah Palin uses, and they're investigating Lauten's preferred brand right now, but Gruber admitting he and his Red colleagues are lying scum, or what actually happened at Benghazi, or in Fast Furious, or the IRS targeting political opponent, all that is not newsworthy, and does not address something the electorate should know? Do I have that right?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:02 PM (oKE6c)

309 Ooooooo, fresh 2 minute hate

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2014 08:02 PM (Br9jf)

310 294 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwW1HlAPys

I do not care how effing hot they are, no way am I driving 50km/h.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 07:55 PM (iBXmZ)

Some people are driving v e r y s l o w l y, apparently.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

311 Back WWII, in my little town (it's little now but it was really little then), an ammunition train caught fire and artillery shells were going off all over the place.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:02 PM (LImiJ)

312 Money quote :
"State Department Deputy Spokeswoman Marie Harf disputed McCain's criticisms and cited Bell's work as a civic leader, trustee and working mother as unique qualifications."
So..., perfect for an ambassador, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 07:57 PM (l1zOH)

My dog just harfed up a hairball. What should I do?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:03 PM (oKE6c)

313 I think 50 kmh is roughly 30 mph. Divide by 8 multiply by 5.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:03 PM (ZeBBB)

314
Frigidaire Toaster Oven -- anyone have one?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:03 PM (4Nwi3)

315 Some people are driving v e r y s l o w l y, apparently.
Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

I would drive really fast and go in circles, or grab one and drive away really quickly.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:04 PM (iBXmZ)

316 harf is jealous of bell's qualifications.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM (iBXmZ)

317 313 I think 50 kmh is roughly 30 mph. Divide by 8 multiply by 5.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:03 PM (ZeBBB)

31.0686 MPH, can't anyone divide in their head anymore, sheesh

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM (4OZqu)

318 Mass General Boston evaluating patient with suspected Ebola.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM (sj3Ax)

319 I would drive really fast and go in circles, or grab one and drive away really quickly.
Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:04 PM (iBXmZ)

netgun works better

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM (4OZqu)

320 I'm not being a smart ass here, I'm legitimately curious.

What's the benefit to a toaster oven if you have a normal oven?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM (BPMYx)

321 What's the benefit to a toaster oven if you have a normal oven?
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM (BPMYx)

um, toast?

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 08:06 PM (4OZqu)

322 I think a lot of people are scared of a big oven.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:07 PM (ZeBBB)

323 How old is Malaria these days?

Too.

Posted by: ROman Polanski at December 02, 2014 08:07 PM (vUXyd)

324 322 I think a lot of people are scared of a big oven.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:07 PM (ZeBBB)

Ya!

Posted by: Hanzel & Gretel at December 02, 2014 08:07 PM (4OZqu)

325
Big ovens are too damn big for most things.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:07 PM (4Nwi3)

326 My dog just harfed up a hairball. What should I do?

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Does New Zealand need an ambassador? Come up with some cash and the hairball would do.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:07 PM (LImiJ)

327 What's the benefit to a toaster oven if you have a normal oven?
Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM (BPMYx)

__________________________

Re-gifting?

Posted by: What obama says at December 02, 2014 08:08 PM (WNERA)

328 Ah , the old green plastic kinetic bullet puller . The reloaders friend . Stuck case puller has been handy as well . A friend was just starting to reload and as the voice of experience I told him to go ahead and buy both as part of his basic setup .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 08:08 PM (Z+Mqb)

329 What's the benefit to a toaster oven if you have a normal oven?
Posted by: Lauren
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Can be used for baking small items, making cheese toast, English muffins. I use ours quite a bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 08:08 PM (l1zOH)

330 'And thou shalt not cast thine eye on the princesses nor speak ill of them, lest ye be banished from the kingdom into the outer darkness where the hand of all mankind shall be raised against thee. Yea, verily, thy stock will not be worth the royal spittle that drippeth off the male concubine's member.'

Posted by: Erowmero at December 02, 2014 08:08 PM (go5uR)

331 prior travel is not a job requirement nor an indicator of success.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Sir Edmund Rodham Clinton, frequent flier at December 02, 2014 08:09 PM (2gNPB)

332
Counter-top ovens heat up in a couple of minutes, use less electricity, easy to clean.

They can make toast, cookies, frozen pizza, broil a steak, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:09 PM (4Nwi3)

333 Lauren - defrosting frozen leftover pizza, for one. Far better than a microwave (those suck in moisture to bread products, so excellent for reviving stale pastries, bad for pizza cuz soggy crust). Also good for doing bagel sandwiches (bagels with anything substantial added on top/in between). And for doing smallish oven jobs without heating up a whole normal oven - roasting a head of garlic, for example. Always used to do it that way. Almost certainly more energy efficient.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 08:09 PM (afQnV)

334 Posted by: ThunderB at December 02, 2014 07:49 PM (zOTsN)

Yeah... but when Mom can't even figure out how to put a designer shirt on ... ie not wear it backwards...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea... at December 02, 2014 08:11 PM (f0pWu)

335 Hmm, good to know. It sounds like what I mostly use my broiler for, but that always risks burning everything to hell if I get distracted by a small child for 8 seconds. Might be worth picking up.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 08:11 PM (BPMYx)

336 One supposes that the career foreign service people are *extremely* pissed off with the feckless one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 08:11 PM (l1zOH)

337
I wanted to show y'all the small oven I was looking at, but I just bought it anyway from ebay. It's a handsome unit made by Frigidaire.

$80...delivered.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:11 PM (4Nwi3)

338 My uncle had the kinetic bullet puller. He didn't need it but was kind of demented. They would pour their own lead soldiers and put bullets in the fire. I think they even set them off with hammers. The puller allows you to mess with bullets as an adult.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:12 PM (ZeBBB)

339 What's the benefit to a toaster oven if you have a normal oven?
Posted by: Lauren
-------------------

Can be used for baking small items, making cheese toast, English muffins. I use ours quite a bit.

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They heat up faster, lose less energy, are quick and easy to use.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:12 PM (LImiJ)

340 Toaster ovens are the best pizza re-heating devices and are generally good at melting cheese - kinda like a salamander

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2014 08:12 PM (Br9jf)

341 awkward, don't have a stuck case puller - haven't needed it so far.

Always generously lube the 30 carbine and 9mm, and soon the 30-06, cases. Not just avoids sticking a case, but makes the whole resizing thing much easier.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 08:12 PM (afQnV)

342 who cares about any career person at state. we should appoint John Bolton ambassador to everything everywhere, including dc.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM (iBXmZ)

343
oops

I just read the description on the oven I just bought -- it's infrared.

Are infrared toaster ovens superior or inferior to conventional toaster ovens??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM (4Nwi3)

344 all the same I refuse anything metric.
Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:01 PM (iBXmZ)

___________

I know right?

12 inches in a foot
16 ounces in a pound
32 degrees freezing, 212 degrees boiling

makes much more sense than

100 centimeters in a meter
1000 grams in a kilogram
0 degrees freezing, 100 degrees boiling

Stupid fucking communists and their base 10 measurements.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM (0LHZx)

345 They're good for melting cheese and toasting sammiches. Though crumb buildup can cause fires.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM (ZeBBB)

346 One supposes that the career foreign service people are *extremely* pissed off with the feckless one.

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I don't know about that. They've all been crazy at the state department for a long, long time.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:15 PM (LImiJ)

347
I know right?

12 inches in a foot
16 ounces in a pound
32 degrees freezing, 212 degrees boiling

makes much more sense than

100 centimeters in a meter
1000 grams in a kilogram
0 degrees freezing, 100 degrees boiling

Stupid fucking communists and their base 10 measurements.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM (0LHZx)

yeah but it is easier to convert distances to time because there are 12 inches in a foot and 24 hours in a day.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:15 PM (iBXmZ)

348 Anyone from NC?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:15 PM (ZeBBB)

349 Always generously lube the 30 carbine and 9mm, and soon the 30-06, cases. Not just avoids sticking a case, but makes the whole resizing thing much easier.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 08:12 PM (afQnV)

__________________________

generously lubing cases with a shoulder makes for dents in shoulder.

Posted by: What obama says at December 02, 2014 08:15 PM (WNERA)

350 Stupid fucking communists and their base 10 measurements.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM (0LHZx)

I know, right. It's like they've never even heard of thirds and quarters.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 08:15 PM (3a584)

351 Obama sock wouldn't leave.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at December 02, 2014 08:16 PM (WNERA)

352 all the same I refuse anything metric.

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Rhythmic on the other hand . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:16 PM (LImiJ)

353 12 inches in a foot
16 ounces in a pound
32 degrees freezing, 212 degrees boiling

makes much more sense than

100 centimeters in a meter
1000 grams in a kilogram
0 degrees freezing, 100 degrees boiling

Stupid fucking communists and their base 10 measurements.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM (0LHZx)

They actually planned to make a ten hour day but could never get it to work

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 08:18 PM (4OZqu)

354 348
Anyone from NC?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:15 PM (ZeBBB)

Only about half the horde.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 08:19 PM (0FSuD)

355 Rhomboid , if I had been smarter when I first started , I wouldn't have needed the case puller either .
Lube is your friend , in reloading ,,,and many other facets of life .
There might be an potential analogy there , hmm.

Posted by: awkward davies at December 02, 2014 08:20 PM (Z+Mqb)

356 who cares about any career person at state. we should appoint John Bolton ambassador to everything everywhere, including dc.

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AALFNTAAK. (Ambassador At Large For Name Taking And Ass Kicking.)

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:20 PM (LImiJ)

357 Mike Hammer - I am very skeptical that most career foreign service types are all that upset with the ridiculous disastrous regime in DC. Quitea mixed bag overall, but the dominant mindset is pretty much clueless Beltway/NPR types. The kind that swooned when the idiotic Hillary was appointed (and proceeded to f**k up and embarrass herself/the department/the country as only modern Dems can). Also they generally swooned for the slimy and stupid empty suit Powell, and were cool towards Rice (though that also was because she actually took tiny baby steps to rationalize assignments and incentives for the post-Cold War, post-9/11 world).

In any case political hacks being appointed to many posts as ambassador is a long and undistinguished practice, per one comment above. I'm kind of surprised that Budapest is now classified as a "dumb fundraiser" post, given the actual situation in central/eastern Europe.

Then again, I literally cannot believe most of what I see happening, nor that the lightweights weirdos and idiots are now in charge and wreaking havoc - while the formerly greatest country on the planet sucks is thumb and sits there.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 08:20 PM (afQnV)

358 You people are so stupid, CNN is looking for new news not old lies. A little Grubering by the administration was expected, you didn't really believe the CBO or that you could keep those crappy old plans did you. Now as a man you can get that Mammogram you always wanted.

As for that staffer, I am not sure as to how she could even notice the girls with the Prezie doing his best Chris Rock with a Turkey.

Posted by: Africanus at December 02, 2014 08:21 PM (lZSrb)

359 I got a letter from NC Quick Pass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:21 PM (ZeBBB)

360 >>They heat up faster, lose less energy, are quick and easy to use.

My toaster over is a convection oven and my oven-oven isn't.

I can cook something in the t.o. in less than the time it takes the big one to heat up.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2014 08:21 PM (0xTsz)

361 278 70,000 Bosnians in St. Louis?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 07:49 PM (ZeBBB)

On other sites, I've read that the thugs who hammered that guy to death really picked the wrong ethnic group to f*ck with. The Balkans have a very long history of blood feuds. It's a bit like an outsider messing with the residents of Little Italy 60 years ago. Unwise.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 08:21 PM (+XMAD)

362 It's taking forever for me to post & refresh comments. I turned iPad off & it's still doing this.

I'll try again later.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:21 PM (sj3Ax)

363 No problems here with Laptop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:22 PM (ZeBBB)

364 things obama says - correct, forgot about that. First shouldered case will be the 30-06, haven't started on that yet. Need to ensmarten myself re lubing inside the neck (graphite?) and *just the right amount* of Imperial sizing wax on the case.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 08:23 PM (afQnV)

365 Thanks Boss Moss.

After I wrote that it stopped.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:24 PM (sj3Ax)

366 Now as a man you can get that Mammogram you always wanted.

Do I get a woman to go with it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 08:24 PM (W5DcG)

367
I can sum up the practicality of toaster ovens thusly: They are best used for anything that fits in them. If it doesn't fit in your toaster oven, use your big oven.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:26 PM (4Nwi3)

368 359
I got a letter from NC Quick Pass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:21 PM (ZeBBB)

Don't drive on the toll road if you don't expect to pay the toll. Only one I know of is in RDU area off I-40. Get's you around Raleigh.

If the reader misread your tag, write them.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 08:26 PM (0FSuD)

369 Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 08:21 PM (+XMAD)

I seem to remember back in the day when Serbia and Bosnia were in the news, that some leader of one side or the other gave an impassioned speech with a line something like "Now, they'll never be able to do that to us again!" in reference to some atrocity or other that had happened some 600 years ago.

Right now, I am of a mind to say "Go Bosnia!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 08:27 PM (fL/7/)

370 @357 In any case political hacks being appointed to many posts as ambassador is a long and undistinguished practice, per one comment above. I'm kind of surprised that Budapest is now classified as a "dumb fundraiser" post, given the actual situation in central/eastern Europe.
----------------

Well, remember the folks in DC are the types who don't understand why Putin would do something stupid like attempt to retake control of the Ukraine. They're probably in denial about Hungary sliding back into authoritarianism, as well as the general threat that a restless Russia presents to Eastern Europe.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2014 08:27 PM (UWFpX)

371 Rhomboid
It sucks & we need a conservative to rescue the U.S. After the JEF is done.

Republicans aren't going to have spines to stop him.
Keep calling Boenher. He replied with an email.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:27 PM (sj3Ax)

372

you have toll roads in NC??

ours here in MA is called EZPass

used to be called FastLane

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:28 PM (4Nwi3)

373 They actually planned to make a ten hour day but could never get it to work

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 08:18 PM (4OZqu)

10 day week too, wasn't there?

Cause we got make man fit the system instead of the other way around.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 08:28 PM (0NdlF)

374 *NERD NEWS ALERT!!!*

Suicide cast just confirmed.

Jared Leto as Joker!

Will Smith as Deadshot (um...)

Tom Hardy returns to DC Universe, but not as Bane (!)

Jesse Eisenberg still unconfirmed

aintitcool dot com

Posted by: some guy at December 02, 2014 08:29 PM (q177U)

375 SUICIDE SQUAD

Posted by: some guy at December 02, 2014 08:29 PM (q177U)

376 I didn't really know anything about the system. I'm not paying it. It is extortion. I never signed a contract. I'm never planning to return to that shithole anyway. God damn them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:29 PM (ZeBBB)

377 I think it must be fat Black momma week at the local paper. Yesterday we had one 300 lbs. Today they are down to 250.

Never a mention of a daddy in any of these stories. They sure are happy to get free shit though, so send some for them.

http://tinyurl.com/m67d53e

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 08:30 PM (0FSuD)

378
Do you know why even God thinks the metric system is stupid?

Because there are 364 and 1/4 days in a year, and 24 hours in a day.

If the metric system was perfect God would've made the Earth more metric-friendly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:31 PM (4Nwi3)

379 Right now, I am of a mind to say "Go Bosnia!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 08:27 PM (fL/7/)

I feel the same way. I wouldn't mind it the thug community discovered that not all whiteys are going to let themselves be crapped on.

The Bosnians don't have any "white guilt" to speak of. I don't think they'll "check their privilege."

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 08:31 PM (+XMAD)

380
or is it 365.25 days in a year?

I dunno. Who cares.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:32 PM (4Nwi3)

381 377 I think it must be fat Black momma week at the local paper. Yesterday we had one 300 lbs. Today they are down to 250.

But ... but ... people are starving! /liberal

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:32 PM (oKE6c)

382 Keep calling Boenher. He replied with an email.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:27 PM (sj3Ax)

Tried to call my retiring Rep Frank Wolf (R, VA-10) and even though he will be able to vote on upcoming December legislation, he apparently doesn't give a damn what his constituents think because as far as I can tell, he has turned his office phones off (not even an answering machine) and disabled the email function of his web site. My GOP at work!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 08:32 PM (fL/7/)

383 Gruber said these things among politicians, professionals, educators and students. Does he claim that not one of these people in these audiences was ever a reporter, or someone who talked to a reporter? It does go a bit beyond complaining about someone's fashion choices. He should just admit he's a partisan hack. It isn't as though he is fooling anyone.

Posted by: MrDave at December 02, 2014 08:32 PM (E2g2d)

384
The Bosnians don't have any "white guilt" to speak of. I don't think they'll "check their privilege."

Can't pull the 'descended from slave owners' shit, either.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:33 PM (MMC8r)

385 They actually planned to make a ten hour day but could never get it to work

Posted by: MikeH at December 02, 2014 08:18 PM (4OZqu)

10 day week too, wasn't there?

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Obama hasn't tried it yet. Once he tries, the moon, the sun, and the stars will conform themselves to his wishes.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:33 PM (LImiJ)

386 4 There is no truth in Pravda, there is no news in Izvestia, and there is no shame in the American media.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 02, 2014 06:34 PM (iIzG7)

Actually, Pravda (English edition, at least) nowadays has more truth than the NYT and WaPo put together.

Truly, these are the End Times.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:33 PM (oKE6c)

387 obama has been advocating for a thousand day year so he can stretch this our a little longer.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:34 PM (iBXmZ)

388 Hector back with the love.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:34 PM (MMC8r)

389
Posted by: Bosnians suck

Sphinctor is here.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:35 PM (4Nwi3)

390 @383

His girl friend is pretty hot. He looks tattoo rough.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 08:35 PM (0FSuD)

391 How's the syphilis dementia goin', Hector?

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:35 PM (MMC8r)

392 Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 02, 2014 08:32 PM (4Nwi3)

By decree, I say it is 365.25 days per year.

Posted by: Pope Gregory XIII at December 02, 2014 08:35 PM (fL/7/)

393 Donna &&&&& V,
WZ leads to story that Bosnians view it as a hate crime!
I'm glad. Let them exact revenge. Then it will be only a local news story.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:36 PM (sj3Ax)

394 Hector's anti-psychotics seem to be wearing off.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:38 PM (MMC8r)

395 Poor, Hector. It must be so confusing to him when conservatives don't follow the script his handlers read to him.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 08:38 PM (BPMYx)

396 I know right? 12 inches in a foot 16 ounces in a pound 32 degrees freezing, 212 degrees boiling makes much more sense than 100 centimeters in a meter 1000 grams in a kilogram 0 degrees freezing, 100 degrees boiling Stupid fucking communists and their base 10 measurements.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 08:13 PM

Hmmm. Metric. Some things are ok, some not. Centigrade works for temperature. Weights? Dunno. Much of a muchness. But you know what? I can still remember what my weight is in Stones. Kilos? Wouldn't have a clue and wouldn't mean much to me anyway. Distances in metric suck. Miles and MPH mean something. KM's I have to convert to miles to figure out how far it is. The worst offender in metric is the one you've cited in "100 cm's in a metre"...

There is no metric equalivalent for a foot... just a bunch of centimetres. A foot is a natural measuring device and metric can't replace it. MM's and CM's are too small. Inches work better than CM's, as does feet, up to a metre, which is sorta fine, as it is close to a yard anyway.

Bottom line, some parts of metric are better, some parts of Imperial are better. Changing systems doesn't have the payoff that you would think, despite the apparent rational nature of metric. It's not a NATURAL system that fits the mind. It's just got maths on it's side.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 08:38 PM (tBSrv)

397 Ignore it & he'll go away!

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:38 PM (sj3Ax)

398 Feel Hector's luv.

Look out for the rooftop Bosnians, Hector. They're Right Behind You.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:38 PM (FsuaD)

399 @400

OK, troll we've had enough of your shit. Move on.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 08:39 PM (0FSuD)

400 If the metric system was perfect God would've made the Earth more metric-friendly.

Clearly he did it wrong. There should be 100 or 1000 days in a year, and 10 or 100 hours in a day.

Cause it's simpler and stuff.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 08:39 PM (0NdlF)

401 A Bosnian killed Chespirito!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 08:39 PM (KG1MP)

402 He doesn't sound very 'Dr. Love' this evening.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:39 PM (MMC8r)

403 Your beloved Bosnians can bleed. They will not have
al-Qaeda or Hezbollah to help them this time if they want to rumble with
the Blacks. They are gonna get hurt.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 08:34 PM (Ntblb)

My money is on the Bosnians, if they decide to go to the mattresses with the blacks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:39 PM (oKE6c)

404 In Hector's world: Bosnians = 'Mohammedan Scum'

Ummmm...Hector, most of those evil Bosnians are *cough* Christians.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:41 PM (FsuaD)

405
142 Why should WaPo care about Foreign Policy? The guv'mint don't.

All it takes to cover foreign policy these days is to follow StateDept #hashtags

The power of #hashtag compels you!
The power of #hashtag compels you!
The power of #hashtag compels you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 02, 2014 08:41 PM (/dvmK)

406 and 10 or 100 hours in a day.

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10 for work days. 100 for weekends.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 08:42 PM (LImiJ)

407 I'm afraid our little Hector sounds like he's twelve, in his mom's basement.

Toy away with him Horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:42 PM (FsuaD)

408 Those two things make me more qualified than Ms. Bold & Beautiful to be the ambassador.

You don't have the most important qualification of all: You didn't give money to the right kind of people.

Posted by: Socratease at December 02, 2014 08:43 PM (82qVG)

409 Hector, I have decided to appoint you as my new ambassador to Venezuela (a paradise on earth). If you don't speak Spanish, no worries, most of my appointees are in similar ignorance.

Bless you my devoted son.

Posted by: Emperor Barack I, the Christmas Light Bringer at December 02, 2014 08:43 PM (GFYLz)

410 Gateway Pundit has video of black student saing Officer Wilson pretty much did his job. I'm sure you know what the good people of ferguson did after that.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (sj3Ax)

411 Tom Bosnian held the Fonz captive as a sex slave in a room above his garage!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (KG1MP)

412 Nobody gives a shit dumbass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (ZeBBB)

413 Yes, see how Little Hector embodies the teachings of Christ.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (MMC8r)

414 This thread has a bacterial infection. Anyone got any Cipro?

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (qyomX)

415 Eh, the Bosnians actually have experience with ethnic cleansing, so if the Blacks want to start something, well, they should keep in mind that immigrants from the Balkans do not necessarily have the same concept of "restraint" that more venerable segments of the American population may possess.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (qJPSp)

416 Wasn't it Robespierre that was all about utilizing base ten for time and months.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (z/Ubi)

417 Oh, and height in metric sucks. If someone is 6 foot 2, you know how tall he is. Compare that to "so and so is 186 centimtres" What the fuck does that mean??

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (tBSrv)

418 So, this the evening thread, eh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 08:44 PM (YgRX8)

419
btw, here's my review of Domino's from Saturday night:

I got a pizza and one of their sandwiches [chicken parm]. If you like pizza dough, you'll like Domino's food -- because everything is made from pizza dough. The sandwich "bread" is pizza dough.

Domino's is very cheap with their cheese on their pizzas -- you kinda have to order extra cheese just to get regular cheese.

The sandwich had hardly any meat [chicken pieces] in it, but tasted okay.

Delivery was fast, driver was very nice.

Fast Food Rating: 6.8/10

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:45 PM (4Nwi3)

420 Awww....the troll's back. Son, if you want to keep posting here...lay off the drugs.*

*Shit Cleo McDowell might have said

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 08:45 PM (M2/mL)

421 @397

365.242

Posted by: Socratease at December 02, 2014 08:46 PM (82qVG)

422 Robespierre had the worst barber in all of France. A little off the top.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:46 PM (ZeBBB)

423 But you know that.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 08:47 PM (LImiJ)

424 Joking aside, I'm actually kind of afraid that the "Bosnian Backlash" might be far more terrible than anyone is actually prepared for. These people come from a land where genocide is common enough to be somewhat "acceptable" and where strong clan dynamics are in place.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at December 02, 2014 08:47 PM (qJPSp)

425 Black Christians aren't out looting and bashing people with hammers.

Your concept of Christianity is...retarded.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:47 PM (MMC8r)

426 Alice Cooper plays the same stuff over and over.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:47 PM (ZeBBB)

427
Nobody gives a shit dumbass.

Okay, okay, I'll stop with the toaster oven chatter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:47 PM (4Nwi3)

428 Per Drudge & again the only one speaking out against Republicans is Jeff Sessions. He said Republicans are on verge of breaking campaign promises to stop TFGs illegal amnesty.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 08:47 PM (sj3Ax)

429 426
Eh, the Bosnians actually have experience with ethnic cleansing, so if
the Blacks want to start something, well, they should keep in mind that
immigrants from the Balkans do not necessarily have the same concept of
"restraint" that more venerable segments of the American population may
possess.

Son has a chilling story of what the Georgian troops did to a village in Afghanistan that wouldn't give up the Taliban who had captured and tortured to death their interpreter.

And he had photos of the aftermath. A desert wasteland where a village once stood. Those guys don't screw around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:48 PM (FsuaD)

430 I think the Fiancee is just trying to keep the peace.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:48 PM (ZeBBB)

431 my pizza place has an italian name, is managed by a filipino, and staffed by mexicans. no one has any innate pizza intuition but the pizza is really good, mostly because if a problem arises their solution is add more cheese.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:48 PM (iBXmZ)

432 Bond or no Bond, that Pierce Bosnian ain't got the star power of the colossal Piers Morgan!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 08:48 PM (KG1MP)

433 Hector, let me explain something to you. It's complicated. You may want to get out some paper.

Conservatives support the group that's not killing innocent strangers.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (BPMYx)

434 A"contract hit"? And I suppose the genrral contractor hired carpenters do that's why they "hit" him with hammers?

Suuure ...

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (cbfNE)

435 Which is to say, in the Balkans it is rarely a person vs. person fight. Over there it is usually clan vs. clan. They will attack the family members of those who wrong them. And by attack I mean kill. Wiping out blood lines is a part of life in those parts. Though clan dynamics can be weird in other ways.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (qJPSp)

436 436 Joking aside, I'm actually kind of afraid that the "Bosnian Backlash" might be far more terrible than anyone is actually prepared for. These people come from a land where genocide is common enough to be somewhat "acceptable" and where strong clan dynamics are in place.

Huh. When I first read the story, and the friends of the victim saying darkly "I wonder if he was targeted because he was Bosnian (or whatever they said)", I thought "do you guys even read the news?" What do you imagine might happen here?

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (qyomX)

437 Someone grab maet to nuke the psycho bigot.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (z/Ubi)

438 So D-Lamp was banninated (for unacceptable anti-media ideas/comments?). MUMR is some bot that shows up at the end of certain threads (the new lace wigs and machines for sale).

Does AOSHQ ever do anything about theugly ignorance and idiocy now infesting the thread?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (afQnV)

439 Bottom line, some parts of metric are better, some
parts of Imperial are better. Changing systems doesn't have the payoff
that you would think, despite the apparent rational nature of metric.
It's not a NATURAL system that fits the mind. It's just got maths on
it's side.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 08:38 PM (tBSrv)The Imperial system sucks. It's hopelessly bad. Scientists love the metric system because it's easy to convert between apparently disparate phenomena. Quick: how much heat is required to heat a cubic mile of water one degree Fahrenheit? How much electricity would be needed to effect that heating? Get back to me in within an hour, OK?
In the metric system, calculating the same thing for one cubic kilometer of water is easy. Mental math, scarcely even writing anything down.
Here's a clue: a human foot is approximately 30 cm long. Now that's not so hard to keep straight, is it?
Where did the Imperial system come from? The length of body parts (for some). Thank God they settled on units before Viagra.

Where did the Fahrenheit system come from? Not a person in a thousand knows. Fahrenheit chose the coldest temperature available at the time (ice-salt mixture) as 0 degrees, and as 100 degrees ... the melting point of butter.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

440 439 Not you. The guy who is obsessed with Bosnians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:50 PM (ZeBBB)

441 is the fiancee a citizen? if not maybe it was suggested she should go along to get along.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:50 PM (iBXmZ)

442 Awww, come on Horde. Hector is a harmless, stupid cat toy. Enjoy the batting around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:51 PM (FsuaD)

443 Wasn't it Robespierre that was all about utilizing base ten for time and months.

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Yeah, he was a progressive. If reality doesn't fit your theory, reality must change.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 08:51 PM (LImiJ)

444 453 Does AOSHQ ever do anything about theugly ignorance and idiocy now infesting the thread?

Keep in mind that those manning the formidable weapon that scours this place clean from time to time are morons too. A simple 2-for-1 sale on Val-u-Rite might explain any gaps in coverage.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 08:51 PM (qyomX)

445 Not too many tears shed during the last election.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:51 PM (ZeBBB)

446 Brian Bosnian couldn't hack it in the big show!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 08:51 PM (KG1MP)

447 I want to see Conservatives weep as their beloved Muslims get killed. Conservative tears brings joy in my life.

???? You seem confused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM (FsuaD)

448 @397

365.242

Posted by: Socratease at December 02, 2014 08:46 PM (82qVG)

This blog is not supposed to contain any math, so I rounded up for you guys! Besides, you won't live long enough to see the next correction take place.
(Pssst 365.2425)

Posted by: Pope Gregory XIII at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM (fL/7/)

449 Okay, okay, I'll stop with the toaster oven chatter.

It's my preferred method for reheating pizza. Gets the bread nice and crispy.

That alone improves the taste of most pizzas out there. Little Caesers and Costco both tend to have flabby pizza slices. Toast them to crispyness and it's much better eating.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM (0NdlF)

450 Black Christians?

Oh, yeah, it's like, totes Christian to beat people to death with hammers! Those were a bunch of good little choirboys running around stealing shit from Dollar Store and smashing up the cake lady's place.

Hector, if one of those "Christians" took a hammer to your head, it would just cave in like an eggshell because there's nothing inside your skull.

And nobody would care and nobody would mourn you. That's why you're a sad little troll, troll.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM (+XMAD)

451
My ancestors, the ginzos, came her from Italy and opened all the pizza joints here in the New England area.

Then they sold their pizza joints to the new Greek immigrants.

Then the Greeks sold the pizza joints to the Arabs and Middle Easterner newcomers.

So now when you go into a "Sal's Pizza" or a "Tony's Pizzeria," a muslim is making your pizza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM (4Nwi3)

452 Awww, come on Horde. Hector is a harmless, stupid cat toy. Enjoy the batting around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:51 PM

It's fun to play with trolls before banning them, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM (M2/mL)

453 458 Awww, come on Horde. Hector is a harmless, stupid cat toy. Enjoy the batting around.

Even a cat might be bored with this particular toy.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 08:53 PM (qyomX)

454 Hector's favorite Biblical passage is from the Sermon on the Mount where Christ said to the assembled "Yea, verily, I say unto you, murder those assholes."

Hector's little paranoid groupthink is an example of the reason his shit country was a cutthroat little cesspit of clan war going back a thousand years.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:53 PM (MMC8r)

455 "Does AOSHQ ever do anything about theugly ignorance and idiocy"

Old fashioned blanket party.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 08:53 PM (YgRX8)

456 It's fun to play with trolls before banning them, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM (M2/mL)

Yes. Yes, it is. Fun to see the mental illness that is liberalism in all its feral glory.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 08:53 PM (FsuaD)

457 We, the Ted Cruz fans, hate hispanics.

Great logic, Hec.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:54 PM (MMC8r)

458 I once accidentally started an inferno with a toaster oven. I wasn't tasked for breakfast help after that. Flaming bread crumbs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 08:54 PM (ZeBBB)

459 has anyone suggested obama go on a ride along with the cops?

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:55 PM (iBXmZ)

460 Then the Greeks sold the pizza joints to the Arabs and Middle Easterner newcomers.

So now when you go into a "Sal's Pizza" or a "Tony's Pizzeria," a muslim is making your pizza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 02, 2014 08:52 PM

Nah. Up in my corner of New England, I don't care if it's Nick's Roast Beef, Tio Pepe's Burritos or Hung Wei Lo's Chinese, a Greek guy owns it. LOL

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 08:55 PM (M2/mL)

461
I still think Digiorno's makes the best frozen pizza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:55 PM (4Nwi3)

462 In fact, after my dad died (he was technically in active service) the officer put in charge of helping plan his funeral told me a story about a brief tour he had in the Balkans back in the Nineties. Apparently one person had destroyed the tractor of another person who had somehow insulted his family. The "happy" ending: The person who had his tractor trashed paid the person who did the trashing about 200 dollars American. Said person was very happy because it meant he could stop a blood feud with a relatively small payment. Insulting family members, even accidentally, is more important then physical property and one's livelihood. And blood feuds are so common people are overjoyed to avoid one even if they got slightly screwed over. They have very different values in the Balkans.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at December 02, 2014 08:55 PM (qJPSp)

463 449 Which is to say, in the Balkans it is rarely a person vs. person fight. Over there it is usually clan vs. clan. They will attack the family members of those who wrong them. And by attack I mean kill. Wiping out blood lines is a part of life in those parts. Though clan dynamics can be weird in other ways.
Posted by: Captain_Cookie at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM (qJPSp)

I think our dusky brethren might have bitten off more than they can chew with the Bosnians, if they decide to TCB. Pretty tough to spot who's Bosnian and who isn't at a distance where it's pretty easy to spot who's black and who isn't. And the Bosnians come from a culture that is pretty hard-nosed, the Eastern European equivalent of the Koreans.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:55 PM (oKE6c)

464 I think the English system is quaint and full of history.
For calculating stuff, specially in chemistry, Metric is better.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 08:55 PM (cbfNE)

465
I'm telling you, the Greeks are getting out of the Italian pizza joint business.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:56 PM (4Nwi3)

466 Those fake Hispanics who abide by the laws of this country? Yep, those cultural traitors are all just filthy Bosnians!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 08:56 PM (KG1MP)

467 478
I still think Digiorno's makes the best frozen pizza.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:55 PM (4Nwi3)

When's the last time you ate it? They changed their recipe this spring and it tastes like absolute shit. Overpriced absolute shit.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 08:56 PM (z/Ubi)

468 Where did the Fahrenheit system come from? Not a person in a thousand knows. Fahrenheit chose the coldest temperature available at the time (ice-salt mixture) as 0 degrees, and as 100 degrees ... the melting point of butter.

Wiki says it was 96 degrees for human body temperature so there would be 64 degrees from freezing point of water.

But butter is not a bad idea. Mmm, butter.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 08:57 PM (0NdlF)

469 I will second your digornos motion. I am always surprised how frozen pizza is rejected out of hand. big world, room for lots of different types of pizza.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:57 PM (iBXmZ)

470 my pizza place has an italian name, is managed by a filipino, and staffed by mexicans.

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If they're Catholic Mexicans, I've got to hate them.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 08:57 PM (LImiJ)

471 Hector's all reptile brain.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:57 PM (MMC8r)

472 Google News search

Terry Bean - 130,000 hits

Elizabeth Lauten - 1,870,000 hits

Questions?

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2014 08:58 PM (4HYng)

473
It's been years since I had Digiorno's.

So what's my alternative now?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:58 PM (4Nwi3)

474 Can't we just all get along?

Posted by: -40 degrees at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (l1zOH)

475 Hector's all reptile ~~brain~~.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 08:57 PM (MMC8r)

Don't give him too much credit!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (fL/7/)

476 I will second your digornos motion. I am always surprised how frozen pizza is rejected out of hand. big world, room for lots of different types of pizza.

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So you're a polypizzaist. I'm pretty sure I have to hate you, too.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (LImiJ)

477 The only good troll is a troll with broken fingers so he can't type.

Posted by: Hector sucks at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (+XMAD)

478 I'm telling you, the Greeks are getting out of the Italian pizza joint business.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 02, 2014 08:56 PM

Not around here, to judge by the pizza joints. I say this as one who has type ouzo blood.*

*But I draw the line at retsina. That shit's vile.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (M2/mL)

479 so Megyn and Brit are talking about the claims of racial profiling in whatshis name brown's case. Brit is bring up the disproportionate number of crimes committed by blacks. We are gonna get to the question of why whites are killed disproportionately by blacks eventually.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (iBXmZ)

480 Wiki says it was 96 degrees for human body temperature so there would be 64 degrees from freezing point of water.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 08:57 PM (0NdlF)
Glad to see Wiki is keeping up its usual standard of reliability.
Btw, body temperature isn't 96 degrees, except for Michael Brown for a brief period after he got smoked.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

481
Mama Celeste is still lousy, ya?
I think those are cheap, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (4Nwi3)

482 Yet you love a religion started by a genocidal pedophile.

He was serbian?

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:00 PM (MMC8r)

483 All our independent pizza joints seem to be closing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:00 PM (ZeBBB)

484 Jane, really? Georgians in A'stan? Didn't know they got there.In Iraqthey were given static/security duties, generally (don't think their training and equipment made them suitable for much else). Surprised to hear they were in A'stan. Not surprised by their commitment - most of the former Soviet republics and eastern European states generally were total gung-ho allies after 9/11 (not to mention El Salvador, another interesting story that's a virtual secret, of course, as the absurd myth of "no coalition" was among the most viciously defended lies of the Iraq period).

And in their region the Georgians (mostly justifiably) have more the reputation of wild good-time Charlies than tough guys, though there is a definite Sicilian clan and organized crime tradition. Chechens are the tough guys (and are, probably top 10 on the planet), Armenians are smart and effective, Azeris are fairly hapless and disorganized. So a medieval solution to a problem in A'stan by Georgian forces is interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2014 09:00 PM (afQnV)

485 Can't we just all get along?

Posted by: -40 degrees at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM

ISWYDT

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 09:00 PM (M2/mL)

486 Grubers remarks from 4 years ago not news.

Transcripts from BOOOOOSH ANG 40 years ago....THATS news.

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 02, 2014 09:00 PM (o2Jt2)

487 Hector, my friend, how are you today? We are much alike.

Posted by: Dinko Sakic at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (qyomX)

488 Can't we just all get along?

Posted by: -40 degrees at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (l1zOH)

Yet another reason to visit AoS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (fL/7/)

489 499 so Megyn and Brit are talking about the claims of racial profiling in whatshis name brown's case. Brit is bring up the disproportionate number of crimes committed by blacks. We are gonna get to the question of why whites are killed disproportionately by blacks eventually.
Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (iBXmZ)

Profiling = competent police work.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (oKE6c)

490 " I am always surprised how frozen pizza is rejected out of hand"

Many of them have gotten surprisingly good for what they are. And when I catch them on sale for $5-6 I buy quite a few. That's cheap eating.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (YgRX8)

491 When's the last time you ate it? They changed their recipe this spring
and it tastes like absolute shit. Overpriced absolute shit.

As soon as it's made to be microwaved - it's crap. I hadn't had one in ages, and thought I got entirely the wrong thing. Then I put 2 and 2 together. Actually 1 and 1.

Didn't Nestles buy it from Purina?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (sH832)

492 I'm late to this party.

Do we know Lauten's SAT, ACT and GPA yet?

Posted by: Raspail at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (4HYng)

493 I'm listening to the beginning of Hugh Hewitt's show. What the heck does "morning glory and evening grace" mean, anyway?

When I was a kid, morning glories were flowers. We had some in the back yard.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

494 Pizza joint?

Dude, a joint made from pizza would be awesommmmmeee!

Posted by: Colorado Voter (And the Editorial Staff at Reason) at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (MMC8r)

495 The Imperial system sucks. It's hopelessly bad. Scientists love the metric system because it's easy to convert between apparently disparate phenomena. Quick: how much heat is required to heat a cubic mile of water one degree Fahrenheit? How much electricity would be needed to effect that heating? Get back to me in within an hour, OK?In the metric system, calculating the same thing for one cubic kilometer of water is easy. Mental math, scarcely even writing anything down.Here's a clue: a human foot is approximately 30 cm long. Now that's not so hard to keep straight, is it? Where did the Imperial system come from? The length of body parts (for some). Thank God they settled on units before Viagra.Where did the Fahrenheit system come from? Not a person in a thousand knows. Fahrenheit chose the coldest temperature available at the time (ice-salt mixture) as 0 degrees, and as 100 degrees ... the melting point of butter. I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:49 PM

Hey I'm not dissing the functional aspect of metric for sciencin'. I'm just bitching about it's use for simpletons like me. A foot is around 30 cm's? There's a problem right there. A foot is a foot. 6 foot 2 is6 foot 2, in metric it's a bunch of cm's. Imperial is more practical for some things, as the bench mark just works. It's a memory thing. For a lot of stuff, metric works... for some stuff it just can't replace Imperial for practical day to day people stuff.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (tBSrv)

496 My finger smells funny.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:02 PM (aNzsD)

497 191 So if Gruber had killed his wife five years ago and walled her up in his hunting cabin, and her mummified remains were just discovered, that would not be "new" news?
Posted by: Socratease at December 02, 2014 07:18 PM (82qVG)

_________

That's an impossible scenario since a man of Gruber's superior intellect would never be caught dead engaging in such pedestrian activities as hunting, let alone owning a hunting cabin.

Nice try teabagger

Posted by: MSM at December 02, 2014 09:02 PM (0LHZx)

498 505
Jane, really? Georgians in A'stan?

Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:02 PM (FsuaD)

499 Conservatives support devil worshipers.

They're cleaner than Mexicans.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:02 PM (MMC8r)

500 Over $500,000 raised for Darren Wilson via Crowd Funding.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:02 PM (ZeBBB)

501 A muslim touched me once.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM (aNzsD)

502 Nah. Up in my corner of New England, I don't care if it's Nick's Roast Beef, Tio Pepe's Burritos or Hung Wei Lo's Chinese, a Greek guy owns it. LOL

==

In my neighborhood, the best pizza place is owned by a Greek family. If you go to the mall for Greek food, it's made by Mexicans. The Japanese fast food is made by Chinese, and the best local Chinese take out place is owned &run by a Vietnamese family.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM (cbfNE)

503 507 Grubers remarks from 4 years ago not news.
Transcripts from BOOOOOSH ANG 40 years ago....THATS news.
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 02, 2014 09:00 PM (o2Jt2)

Romney's dog on top of a car 30 years ago? Omigod, breaking news! Have you people no decency? On top of his fucking car! A mere 30 years ago - it's like ... yesterday! Besides which, there's no statute of limitations on dogs on the roof of a car. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM (oKE6c)

504 *But I draw the line at retsina. That shit's vile.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (M2/mL)

Yeah, it really is. That Greek lemon and rice soup makes up for it though. Had some for lunch today. Yum!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM (+XMAD)

505 When's the last time you ate it? They changed their recipe this spring
and it tastes like absolute shit. Overpriced absolute shit.

Agreed with 100%. They ruined a pretty good thing, IMO.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM (Dwehj)

506 Many of them have gotten surprisingly good for what they are. And when I catch them on sale for $5-6 I buy quite a few. That's cheap eating.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:01 PM (YgRX

ordinarily a digornos is around $10 here. around superbowl time they go on sale for $5 so I pick up a few.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM (iBXmZ)

507 Isn't Hillary's scissor buddy Huma a mooselimp?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM (ZeBBB)

508 ISWYDT
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
-------------

One can always count on the Horde.

Posted by: -40 degrees at December 02, 2014 09:04 PM (l1zOH)

509 Bosnians, in their wickedness, cannot fathom the struggles noble Dreamers have endured to climb, in the shadows of course, to the summit of Mount Freebee.

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:04 PM (KG1MP)

510 >>Conservatives support ISIS, Hezbollah and all the Islamic terror scum.

Serious question, are you retarded or just stupid?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 09:04 PM (g1DWB)

511 No Rankines No peace!

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 09:04 PM (z/Ubi)

512 My mommy sucks my weiner.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:04 PM (FsuaD)

513 so Megyn and Brit are talking about the claims of racial profiling in whatshis name brown's case.

What?

How was Michael Brown profiled?

He's in the area, he matches the description, he has the stolen item on him, HE EFFING DID IT.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:04 PM (MMC8r)

514 So if Gruber had killed his wife...
-----------------

Who is 'Gruber'?

Posted by: MSM at December 02, 2014 09:05 PM (l1zOH)

515 body temperature isn't 96 degrees, except for Michael Brown for a brief period after he got smoked.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

****

Don't mind me, just passing through.

Posted by: Thermal entropy at December 02, 2014 09:05 PM (NeFrd)

516 I say a good Christian pizza must be at least a cubic in diameter.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 09:05 PM (LImiJ)

517 518 Bosnians are descended of Croats and Serbs who betrayed their people and joined the Turks.

Hector's nuts never descended.

Posted by: Hector sucks at December 02, 2014 09:05 PM (+XMAD)

518
265 Malaria is 16
Posted by: ThunderB at December

Old enough to............

Never mind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (KJLlE)

519 TrollTrollTrollTroll

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (aNzsD)

520 98.6? Why isn't 100 degrees body temp?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (ZeBBB)

521 where was the profiling in the brown case?

looking for guys walking in the middle of the street
guys carrying a box of cigarillos
guys refusing cops orders
guys attacking cops
guys trying to steal cops sidearms

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (iBXmZ)

522 My dad does funny things in my poo-poo hole.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (FsuaD)

523 526 *But I draw the line at retsina. That shit's vile.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (M2/mL)

I drank retsina ... once.

I learned that I'm not that into paint thinner. Surprised me, too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (oKE6c)

524 In my neighborhood, the best pizza place is owned by
a Greek family. If you go to the mall for Greek food, it's made by
Mexicans. The Japanese fast food is made by Chinese, and the best local
Chinese take out place is owned run by a Vietnamese family.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:03 PM

Now that's the kind of 'diversity' I can get behind. But Mexican made Greek food? Yiayia would not approve. The Wooden Spoon of Doom would be employed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (M2/mL)

525 Jack's frozen pizza. Yyyyyyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (DNpio)

526 Well, at least he can't accuse us of Islamophobia tonight.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (qJPSp)

527 Wait..., Hector is Lena Dunham?

Posted by: MSM at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (l1zOH)

528 I hear a slight hum and smell a faint whiff of ozone.

Something wonderful is coming.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (UVfht)

529 Mommy, make the bad dreams stop! And please stop touching me like that! *sob*

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (FsuaD)

530 And the Bosnians come from a culture that is pretty hard-nosed, the Eastern European equivalent of the Koreans.

==

You saying they drink like the Irish too?

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (cbfNE)

531 544 98.6? Why isn't 100 degrees body temp?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (ZeBBB)

As mentioned above, Fahrenheit chose the melting point of butter as 100 degrees. Of course, the melting point of butter depends on the exact composition of the butter, which is a pretty fundamental shortcoming of his system.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (oKE6c)

532 I bet Hector's a helluva mattress salesman.

"YOU!! FILTHY PEEG!!! YOU BUY THIS MATTRESS, YES?! NO? FUCK YOU, RACIST!"

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (MMC8r)

533 Cubit is elbow to fingertips I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:08 PM (ZeBBB)

534
Aww, a troll. How charming. Haven't had one in these parts in a while.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 09:08 PM (15w2J)

535 Wait..., Hector is Lena Dunham?

A composite.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at December 02, 2014 09:08 PM (Dwehj)

536 In Afghanistan, Hector would be a "dancing boy."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:08 PM (FsuaD)

537 At least you are honest in supporting Muslims. The blood of people killed by Muslims is on your hands. The supporters of Islam in the West are no different than the Jihadists.

You are a traitor.

-
Boy, it's like Mewling Quim is looking into my soul with X-Ray glasses he bought from the back of a comic book.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 09:08 PM (Yx5RI)

538 I'm a tooofer -- retarded AND stupid.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:09 PM (aNzsD)

539 BRB

Supporting Jihad

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:09 PM (MMC8r)

540 I drank retsina ... once.

I learned that I'm not that into paint thinner. Surprised me, too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM

In all honesty, though, there are some very lightly flavored retsinas that go well with a good lamb with garlic and rosemary. And absolutely nothing else....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 09:09 PM (M2/mL)

541 558 Cubit is elbow to fingertips I think.

Right.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 02, 2014 09:09 PM (qyomX)

542 I don't listen to Hugh Hewitt although I know he is a Christian. My assumption would be that he is using a religious phrase to reflect on the fact of being grateful to God and giving Him glory in the in the morning and in the evening for the grace that sustains us throughout the day

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2014 09:09 PM (FS3xS)

543 I woulda guessed he was dunhams little sister, huh.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 09:09 PM (iBXmZ)

544 >>I am not an Islamic ass kisser like conservatives.

So you come to a place frequented by a good number of former, active and more than a few family members of service men and women, people who have actually served in our various wars with Islamic terrorists, and claim that this is a place that supports muslims?

I'm going with retarded. Seems like a safe bet.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 09:09 PM (g1DWB)

545 Don't be naive and swallow what the history books dish out. Hitler invaded Czechoslovakia at the behest of his Bosnian puppet masters.

Those Bosnia curs never do their own dirty work!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (KG1MP)

546 Top all the Muslim lovers on this thread, may your souls rot in Lucifer's hell.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:08 PM (Ntblb)

Awww. I'm putting that on our Christmas cards this year.

Is English your second language? Just curious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (FsuaD)

547 544 98.6? Why isn't 100 degrees body temp?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:06 PM (ZeBBB)

_____________

It's 37 Celcius. Neither number makes much sense from a logical standpoint.

But 0 degrees for freezing and 100 C for boiling makes infinitely more sense than 32 degrees and 212 degrees F

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (0LHZx)

548 ordinarily a digornos is around $10 here. around superbowl time they go on sale for $5 so I pick up a few.

Also a fan of DiGiorno, but I found that some store-brands can give similar quality for a little less - $4 vs. $5 when on sale.

If you don't mind the effort, it's also worthwhile to buy a meat pizza and throw in your own vegetables instead of buying supreme.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (0NdlF)

549 So this Hector guy is, I'm guessing, one of those suicide hotline masturbators?

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (DNpio)

550 327
What's the benefit to a toaster oven if you have a normal oven?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 08:05 PM

------

Reheating a slice or two of pizza. Good as new.

Posted by: Raspail at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (4HYng)

551 Right.
Posted by: Bill Cosby
--------------------

ISWYDT

Posted by: MSM at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (l1zOH)

552 " based on the length of the forearm from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger"

....based on the length of the forearm from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM (YgRX8)

553 Hector's favorite Mexicans are descended from a bunch of guys and gals that skinned people and ripped their beating hearts out as a human sacrifice.

Think about that for a moment.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:11 PM (I+jk0)

554 As a born and raised Northerner I'd like to take a moment to thank the South for inventing chicken fried steak. And Pioneer Woman for the recipe. Damn fine chow.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2014 09:11 PM (ahBY0)

555 555 And the Bosnians come from a culture that is pretty hard-nosed, the Eastern European equivalent of the Koreans.
==
You saying they drink like the Irish too?
Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (cbfNE)

Dunno, but it wouldn't surprise me. I just wouldn't want to be a homeboy whom the Bosnians grab up and suspect of involvement in murdering one of their own.

I read once about a museum in the Balkans that displayed, inter alia, a two-pronged fork-like device, like a larger version of the fork used for shrimp cocktail. The locals had used it to put out the eyes of their enemies. There's your calibration. None of this "you have the right to remain silent" shit; you can scream all you like as far as they're concerned.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:11 PM (oKE6c)

556 511 " I am always surprised how frozen pizza is rejected out of hand"

Many of them have gotten surprisingly good for what they are. And when I catch them on sale for $5-6 I buy quite a few. That's cheap eating.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014

Glad you have good guts. Mine are wrenching just reading what you wrote

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (KJLlE)

557 So this Hector guy is, I'm guessing, one of those suicide hotline masturbators?
Posted by: Mike
--------------

Seems a fair guess.
Or a newly-minted ambassador....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (l1zOH)

558 Oh, Hector. We hate everyone.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (BPMYx)

559 Muslims scare me.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (aNzsD)

560 Is English your second language? Just curious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM

Given his subject/verb agreement, Jane, I'm guessing either that or a recent grad of our stellar inner city public schools.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (M2/mL)

561 It's 37 Celcius. Neither number makes much sense from a logical standpoint. But 0 degrees for freezing and 100 C for boiling makes infinitely more sense than 32 degrees and 212 degrees F

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 09:10 PM

Agreed. Centigrade works well. Easy to use and remember.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (tBSrv)

562 " it's also worthwhile to buy a meat pizza and throw in your own vegetables instead of buying supreme."

Do that myself. Extra onion, olives, peppers. Load it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (YgRX8)

563 I support Muslims, and I'm also a dessert topping.

Posted by: Jock Strapp at December 02, 2014 09:12 PM (Wuv+a)

564 The Muslims stole Hector's Happy Meal.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (MMC8r)

565 They did something to him when he was little.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (ZeBBB)

566 #71 titanium -- if only they scoured Obama's background. At all. Even a little. (point well taken)

Posted by: acethepug at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (37xk6)

567 Elon Musk is a stooge of the Bosnians.

Because that shrivelled Testicula stole all Edison's designs before blackmailing Westinghouse for a job!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (KG1MP)

568 593 They did something to him when he was little.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (ZeBBB)

___________

Go on...

Posted by: Harry Reid (D-NV) at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (0LHZx)

569 Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

The development story I heard which seemed very reasonable was that Fahrenheit chose two basic repeatable temperature points which were the temperatiure at which a salt-water mix froze and the temperature at which fresh water froze. This was divided by ~~100~~ 2 four times (2, 4, 16, 32) to create a workable scale with the salt-ice freezing point at 0 #186; F and the fresh water freezing point at 32 #186; F. Extrapolating the scale to higher temperatures gave the boiling point of fresh water at 212 #186; F.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (fL/7/)

570 My guilty pleasure: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Drawn to it like a moth to a flame.

Save me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:14 PM (FsuaD)

571 You saying they drink like the Irish too?
Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:07 PM (cbfNE)

I was at a wedding reception about 10 years ago and one of the groomsmen was Bosnian - the only one I've ever met. He got drunk as a skunk. His girlfriend, who was quite a cutie, was not Bosnian.

He was technically Muslim, I guess, but didn't look to me like he took the Koran as seriously as he took tossing down shots.

Posted by: Hector sucks at December 02, 2014 09:14 PM (+XMAD)

572 Muslims talk funny and make me uncomfortable.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:14 PM (aNzsD)

573 "Glad you have good guts."

Not much bothers me honestly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:14 PM (YgRX8)

574 Show me on the doll where the Muslims touched you, Hector.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Joyce Brothers at December 02, 2014 09:14 PM (qyomX)

575 593: and he liked it.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 09:14 PM (15w2J)

576 So this Hector guy is, I'm guessing, one of those suicide hotline masturbators?

Seems more like the type to jerk off to the Butterball Thanksgiving turkey helpline.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 09:15 PM (UVfht)

577 Muslims make me feel squirmy in my naughty bits.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:15 PM (FsuaD)

578 MH: Frozen pizza is outlawed at our place. That is not pizza.
It is tomato flavored cardboard. Wretched.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:15 PM (ucDmr)

579 This place is a Muslim loving CAIR approved blog.
Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:11 PM (Ntblb)

Yep. That's us. We're known for it.

Posted by: Hector sucks at December 02, 2014 09:16 PM (+XMAD)

580 Mexicans are also descended of Spaniards who stopped the Turks at Malta and . You left that little fact out. But go ahead with your racial supremacy crap.

Nope. Spaniards are descended from the Spaniards at Malta and (a couple other places like Vienna and Lepanto). Spaniards come from Spain. Mexicans come from Mexico, which was discovered and conquered before the Siege of Malta. Two different places.

Might want to double-check your geography and history.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:16 PM (I+jk0)

581 Pixy changed the rules again

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

The
development story I heard which seemed very reasonable was that
Fahrenheit chose two basic repeatable temperature points which were the temperature at which a salt-water mix froze and the temperature at
which fresh water froze. This was divided by 100 2 four times (2,
4, 16, 32) to create a workable scale with the salt-ice freezing point
at 0 deg F and the fresh water freezing point at 32 deg F.
Extrapolating the scale to higher temperatures gave the boiling point of
fresh water at 212 deg F.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 09:16 PM (fL/7/)

582 My bio dad bought me a pet goat. And then he made me do dirty things to it.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:16 PM (FsuaD)

583 A muslim turned me into a newt (I didn't get better).

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:16 PM (aNzsD)

584 Fahrenheit chose the melting point of butter as 100 degrees.

Please stop repeating this; it's not correct.

Posted by: choosing water is no less arbitrary, anyway at December 02, 2014 09:16 PM (2gNPB)

585 This has to by mumr he keeps changing his nick. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 09:17 PM (0FSuD)

586 615 Conservatives are collaborators of the Jihad

Nailed it, dude!

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 09:17 PM (qyomX)

587 My bio dad bought me a pet goat. And then he made me do dirty things to it.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:16 PM

"All I want for Christmas, is ewe...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 09:17 PM (M2/mL)

588 A muslim fucked the goat Hector asked to the prom.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:17 PM (MMC8r)

589 Jeeze. Media Matters is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:18 PM (FsuaD)

590 Conservatives are big poopy heads and deserve the worse fate.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:18 PM (aNzsD)

591 So, Rosie O'Donnel is posting here now. Shit, y'all will let anybody post here. Have some standards.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 09:18 PM (15w2J)

592 Mexicans are also descended of Spaniards who stopped the Turks at Malta

Most Mexicans are descended from the indigenous population of Mexico, not the Spaniards. Spaniards don't look anything like Mexicans.

Posted by: Hector sucks at December 02, 2014 09:19 PM (+XMAD)

593 When I cuddle with my sister at night, she does funny things to me. And my goat gets jealous.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:19 PM (FsuaD)

594 Mohamed raped a 6 year old name Aisha. Nice religion you guys like.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:15 PM (Ntblb)

Harry Reid raped a 6 year old named Hector. Nice Senator you guys like.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2014 09:19 PM (nL0sw)

595 Feh! This is what I am paying for? (spits)

Posted by: George Soros at December 02, 2014 09:19 PM (qyomX)

596 608 MH: Frozen pizza is outlawed at our place. That is not pizza.
It is tomato flavored cardboard. Wretched.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:15 PM (ucDmr)

I just can't eat them anymore even doctored up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:19 PM (KJLlE)

597 Where's my I <3 Muslims shirt when I need it?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (BPMYx)

598 So, Rosie O'Donnel is posting here now. Shit, y'all will let anybody post here. Have some standards.

Sorry, once they let me on here it was pretty much anything goes. But if you think this is bad, you should what's happened to property values in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (UVfht)

599 Hector's going on Spring Break with the Obama girls! Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (FsuaD)

600 LEAVE MY GOAT ALONE!!!!11!!1!!1!!1!111!!!

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (aNzsD)

601 PIixy should add an IQ posting test.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (cbfNE)

602 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 09:13 PM (fL/7/)

Hadn't heard that one, but that's not to say it's isn't true.

X-ray crystallographers back in the day used to construct models of their Fourier maps (don't ask) when solving crystal structures, and perhaps channeling the ancient Sumerians, used to use multiples of 60 as physical dimensions of the unit cells' models. The reason was that 60 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5 6, 10 and 12, which allowed for all of the space group symmetry operations to be represented by integers on their models.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (oKE6c)

603 Good Hector........Bad Hector

*aiming, trying to shoot the right one*

Which one's the real Hector?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (YgRX8)

604 Somebody needs a cookie and put to bed.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (DNpio)

605 Meh, I've seen snappier witwritten onbathroom stalls in dive bars in Tampa.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 09:20 PM (15w2J)

606 I read somewhere people were making Trader Joe and various wholesaler pizzas at home.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:21 PM (ZeBBB)

607 The newness of news really applied with the whole Romney hair cut thing.

Posted by: MrDave at December 02, 2014 09:21 PM (E2g2d)

608 I had no idea that by opposing illegal aliens I was cozying into the pocket of International Islamism.

But now that I've had a major stroke like Hector, it's all so obvious!

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:21 PM (MMC8r)

609 Hector hates Islam because it competes with his own chosen religion of Aztec sun-worship for the devotion of unstable lunatics like himself. Don't you, Hector?

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:21 PM (I+jk0)

610 All I want for Christmas is ewe!

Never gets old. British ghey sailors singing.

http://tinyurl.com/bm2e7od

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 09:21 PM (0FSuD)

611 I suspect Steve Bosniak killed Steve Jobs after discovering the Syrian roots of Apple's indispensable leader.

These Bosnians must be stopped!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:22 PM (KG1MP)

612 QUIT PICKING ON ME

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:22 PM (aNzsD)

613 625 Mexicans are also descended of from Spaniards who stopped the Turks at Malta

And now they're stopping my lawn from getting too high.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:22 PM (oKE6c)

614 So Mary Cloggenstein has an illegitimate child? Huh, who knew?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:22 PM (KJLlE)

615 "Most Mexicans are descended from the indigenous population of Mexico, not the Spaniards"

Go to the border, mostly the former. Go to Mexico City a lot of the latter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (YgRX8)

616 This guy?

He's not with me.

Posted by: Jesus at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (MMC8r)

617 In Maine, you get to use the bathroom of your choosing, er, uh identity.

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (sDapq)

618 But 0 degrees for freezing and 100 C for boiling makes infinitely more sense than 32 degrees and 212 degrees F

Uhhh.... What's so "logical" about setting the scale based on water?

Or, how about 9192631770 periods? Or mols?

Metric is nice for certain types of calculations, but let's not over sell it.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (0NdlF)

619 646
625 Mexicans are also descended of from Spaniards who stopped the Turks at Malta

And now they're stopping my lawn from getting too high.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:22 PM (oKE6c)

*snort!*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (FsuaD)

620 642 Hector hates Islam because it competes with his own chosen religion of Aztec sun-worship for the devotion of unstable lunatics like himself. Don't you, Hector?
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:21 PM (I+jk0)

Why is it every beaner thinks he'd have been an Aztec, and not one of the poor slobs who ended up getting sacrificed to the Sun God?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (oKE6c)

621 635
I imagine we'd all be more mathematically advanced as a species if everyone had 12 fingers.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (cbfNE)

622 642 Apocalypto was on the other day. Wild movie.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 09:25 PM (DNpio)

623 "
I read somewhere people were making Trader Joe and various wholesaler pizzas at home."

You talking about the pizza kits they have now?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:25 PM (YgRX8)

624 My goat has a new love. Another goat.

*sobs*

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:25 PM (FsuaD)

625 You really are ignorant. Most Mexicans are Mezito, a combo of Spanish and Indian.

==

You mean "Mestizo", o learned one.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 09:25 PM (cbfNE)

626
614 Fahrenheit chose the melting point of butter as 100 degrees.

-----------------

Please stop repeating this; it's not correct.

Falsely attacking a scientific standard is how You Fucking Love Science.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (0NdlF)

627 'sup, fappers? I'm sure y'all saw on Drudge (srsly, drudge?) that it rained here today.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (ncAtG)

628 ou talking about the pizza kits they have now?
Heathkit pizza

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (W5DcG)

629 655 You really are ignorant

Whoa. Irony overload.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (qyomX)

630 All I want for Christmas is ewe!
Never gets old.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 09:21 PM

My local morning drive classic rock station has a daily "Men from Maine" gag. This morning they threw in the All I Want for Christmas song. Made the commute that much funnier.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (M2/mL)

631 A real, live Mexican, Hector? You met one!? Did you take pictures?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (BPMYx)

632 Okay, Hector was amusing for a while. Now he's just boring.

You can leave now, little Media Matters troll. Poor Soros, not getting his money's worth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (FsuaD)

633 I will complain about one Imperial thingy and boost metric. Hat sizes. Centimetres for hat sizes is the only use I have for CMs. Hat size is 7 1/4??? What the fuck does that mean? How do you measure that? Hat size in Cm's? Boom. Done. Waist size and jacket/shirt size is still inches, though.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (tBSrv)

634 All I want for Christmas is ewe!

Never gets old. British ghey sailors singing.

http://tinyurl.com/bm2e7od

And if you look to the right sidebar on that one, you'll find this:

http://youtu.be/z8LmMtScH3g

(SFW, unless you've got humorless anti-semites around)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (UVfht)

635 Best homemade pizza recipe I have found is America's test kitchen. But I like cheap dollar cardboard box pizzas, too. So what do I know.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2014 09:27 PM (sDapq)

636 658 trader Joe has kits. Someone said they were good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:27 PM (ZeBBB)

637 A real, live Mexican, Hector? You met one!? Did you take pictures?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (BPMYx)

shit, I can send you unlimited quantities - you pay the shipping, otherwise, it's FREE!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:27 PM (ncAtG)

638 Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (0NdlF)

In the burning times, I can still recreate the Fahrenheit scale by using the properties of water.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2014 09:28 PM (fL/7/)

639 I actually know Mexicans and I have met many in different forms.

Usually while on your knees and your mouth open, amirite?

You filthy wannabe sun-worshipper, you don't even know how to sharpen a knife and faint at the sight of blood, yet you think you'd a good priest of Huitzilopochtli.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:28 PM (I+jk0)

640 Just because the media likes to show the Indigenous types, does not mean they are all like. I actually know Mexicans...

Wait ... you actually know Mexicans? Really? You're not just making that up? Please tell me how I can identify them, on the outside chance I run into one here in SoCal.

And does Home Depot hire all those "indigenous types" to hang around their parking lot? Or is that just for media show? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:28 PM (oKE6c)

641 @670

I love that one also!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 09:28 PM (0FSuD)

642 Mexicans are Catholic.

What's the Vatican's view on the human trafficking, the drug cartels, the Tijuana Donkey shows and the massive corruption?

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:28 PM (MMC8r)

643 668; shakes head Wasted $20 on this one. Shit.

Posted by: George Soros at December 02, 2014 09:28 PM (15w2J)

644 I read somewhere people were making Trader Joe and various wholesaler pizzas at home."

You talking about the pizza kits they have now?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:25 PM (YgRX

no, he means they are being assembled in homes and sold in stores.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 09:28 PM (iBXmZ)

645 Fake Hispanics only need you to buy into the illusion they're not Bosnians; they'll handle the rest.

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:29 PM (KG1MP)

646 671 Best homemade pizza recipe I have found is America's test kitchen.

There Is Only One:

http://www.varasanos.com/pizzarecipe.htm

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 09:29 PM (qyomX)

647 Are people who comment this late in a post

Dead-thread-heads ?

Is it like following a band ?

Posted by: seamrog at December 02, 2014 09:29 PM (jZ/g+)

648 Anyway, I love that a dead Muslim makes you all cry.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (Ntblb)
You could cheer us up by convincing us he was a liberal.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:29 PM (oKE6c)

649 "assembled in homes"

Ahhh......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:30 PM (YgRX8)

650 I actually know Mexicans and I have met many in different forms.

Solid, liquid and gaseous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 09:30 PM (W5DcG)

651 Nailed it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:30 PM (BPMYx)

652 Why is it every beaner thinks he'd have been an Aztec, and not one of the poor slobs who ended up getting sacrificed to the Sun God?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (oKE6c)

For the same reason every flake I've ever known who believes in reincarnation thinks she or he was Marie Antoniette's lady-in-waiting or Augustus Cesar's best buddy instead of some poor slob of a peasant who died of disease at age 25.

I once knew a moonbat who told me in all seriousness that she believed she had been Thomas Jefferson in a past life. Because she has red hair too and she was always interested in Jefferson. Proof!

She told me that in front of the Jefferson Memorial and then got mad at me when I burst out laughing.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 09:31 PM (+XMAD)

653 Cortez says "Boo!," Hector.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:31 PM (I+jk0)

654 662 'sup, fappers? I'm sure y'all saw on Drudge (srsly, drudge?) that it rained here today.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014

PEACHES!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:31 PM (KJLlE)

655 "
Solid, liquid and gaseous. "

Bertram wins.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:31 PM (BPMYx)

656 I actually know Mexicans and I have met many in different forms.

I've met some in the form of relatives. Your point?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 09:31 PM (UVfht)

657 Oh, Hector unsheathes the rapier wit! Keep laughing, son, it will dull the pain!

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:32 PM (MMC8r)

658 >>Your point?

His head.

Posted by: Aviator at December 02, 2014 09:32 PM (3rrMW)

659 668 This blog is made up a collection of Neo Nazi white trash Muslim lovers.

That's some half-decent comedy, right there. Is there even one person in the world who combines all that?

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 09:33 PM (qyomX)

660 673 A real, live Mexican, Hector? You met one!? Did you take pictures?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:26 PM (BPMYx)

He was deeply moved by the Frito Bandito commercials he watched when he was a child.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 09:33 PM (+XMAD)

661 694: Wait, there's a point? Thought he was doing the internet equivlant of a monkey flinging poo.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 09:33 PM (15w2J)

662 Hector worships a demon in the form of Huitzilopochtli. I'd worry about what carnage he commit in the name of his heathen god if I didn't know that he was a such a loser.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:33 PM (I+jk0)

663 662: peaches I did hear it rained out there. I also heard a certain qb from a team out east, got taken down so to speak.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:33 PM (ucDmr)

664 I am sure the same stance they have on inbreeding by white protestants.

Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:30 PM (Ntblb)

Inbreeding? What's that?

Posted by: The Hapsburgs on their way to Mass at December 02, 2014 09:33 PM (ThxKk)

665 Here is question. Just filled out gun purchase form. They want you to answer if you are Hispanic or not in one box. Next box what are you, by race and Hispanic is included as a choice.

So why ask the same question twice???

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 09:34 PM (0FSuD)

666
from what little I know about pizza making is that the key is a really really hot oven -- a regular oven just doesn't do it

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home for Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 09:34 PM (NT0fV)

667 693 "
Solid, liquid and gaseous. "

Mainly gaseous if they've had lots of refried beans for lunch.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 09:34 PM (+XMAD)

668 The non-mestizo Mexicans are the Carlos Slim types that run that corrupt shithole down there. They're THRILLED to vent their wretched scum onto our shores to work slave wages and wire the money back to prop up their crime syndicate.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:34 PM (MMC8r)

669 oomgow-wa b'wana

natives getting restless

want nu post

Posted by: seamrog at December 02, 2014 09:35 PM (jZ/g+)

670 Hey, Mis!!!

Congrats on the Pack snakin' my boyz on Sunday - they richly deserved that win.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:35 PM (ncAtG)

671 704 Here is question. Just filled out gun purchase form. They want you to answer if you are Hispanic or not in one box. Next box what are you, by race and Hispanic is included as a choice.

I would like to pre-emptively console you on your boating accident loss.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 09:35 PM (0NdlF)

672 705 from what little I know about pizza making is that the key is a really really hot oven -- a regular oven just doesn't do it

Yup. The guy I linked in 682 hacked his electric oven so he could use the high heat of its cleaning cycle to cook his pizzas. Me, I crank the Big Green Egg to 700 degrees.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 09:35 PM (qyomX)

673 This lack of devotion toward turning the vile Bosnian tide is disturbing. Don't flag in the struggle, or you'll be reported!

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:35 PM (KG1MP)

674 712 Roll Tide.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:36 PM (ZeBBB)

675 Chavez, I hear Tom Brady likes fudge. He says it a lot on the sidelines

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:36 PM (KJLlE)

676 >>from what little I know about pizza making is that the key is a really really hot oven -- a regular oven just doesn't do it

Use a pizza stone. It makes a difference.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2014 09:36 PM (g1DWB)

677
The guy I linked in 682 hacked his electric
oven so he could use the high heat of its cleaning
cycle to cook his pizzas.

Ingenious!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home for Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 09:37 PM (NT0fV)

678 Just saw the GEICO commercial with Salt-n-Peppa.

Kinda funny.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:37 PM (YgRX8)

679 698 668 This blog is made up a collection of Neo Nazi white trash Muslim lovers.

That's some half-decent comedy, right there. Is there even one person in the world who combines all that?
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 09:33 PM (qyomX)

Well, to be fair, Neo-Nazis have more in common with Muslims than either does with Jews.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

680 714 Chavez, I hear Tom Brady likes fudge. He says it a lot on the sidelines
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:36 PM (KJLlE)

Yes, I'm positive that's what he was shouting at the end of the 4th quarter on Sunday. Heh.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 09:39 PM (+XMAD)

681 Inshalla, amigo!

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:39 PM (MMC8r)

682 MH : I saw that. Many,many times this week. That boy don't handle losing well.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:39 PM (ucDmr)

683 All work and no play make Jackboot a dull Bosnia.All work and no play make Jackboot a dull Bosnia.All work and no play make Jackboot a dull Bosnia.All work and no play make Jackboot a dull Bosnia.All work and no play make Jackboot a dull Bosnia.All work and no play make Jackboot a dull Bosnia.

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:39 PM (KG1MP)

684
Posted by: Bosnians suck at December 02, 2014 09:38 PM (Ntblb)

can we just behead this douchenozzle and get on with our day? I got pizza coming.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:39 PM (ncAtG)

685 They actually planned to make a ten hour day but could never get it to work

The thousand day year would have been interesting.

Posted by: toby928(C) ponders at December 02, 2014 09:40 PM (rwI+c)

686 I see that demon-worshiper Hector is still around, pretending to care about Mexicans in order to cloak his vile, blood--soaked religions in the guise of caring.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:40 PM (I+jk0)

687 Most Mexicans are Mezito, a combo of Spanish and Indian.

-
I've always wondered what those Combo meals on Mexican menus was all about.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 09:40 PM (sPtd9)

688 709 Hey, Mis!!! Congrats on the Pack snakin' my boyz on Sunday - they richly deserved that win.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:35 PM

You're such a mood sport Peaches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:40 PM (W6Tct)

689 That boy don't handle losing well.

heh, not enough practice, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:40 PM (ncAtG)

690 I think it is time for "Ntblb" to be bashed with the Ban-Hammer. If D-Lamp got booted for being ... enthusiastic ... in his loathing for the MFM, it's time for the troll to hit the road due to its repeated calls for killing Muslims.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at December 02, 2014 09:40 PM (wQYNW)

691 So you're admitting that Mexico is a corrupt shithole and we're supposed to import a major part of their population to emulate that here?

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:41 PM (MMC8r)

692

Posted by: Bill at December 02, 2014 09:41 PM (ncAtG)

693 718 I'll take them over your beloved Muslims. You like devil worshipers who follow a pedophile prophet.

I don't like them as much as I like Aaron Rodgers.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 09:41 PM (+XMAD)

694 Where all da white wimmens at?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 02, 2014 09:41 PM (ncAtG)

695 @730

It was time about an hour and 200 posts ago. He's changing his nic, because he keeps getting banned

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2014 09:42 PM (0FSuD)

696 Is Aaron Rodgers Bosnian?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:42 PM (ZeBBB)

697 Peaches: As usual, you are correct.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:42 PM (ucDmr)

698 728 709 Hey, Mis!!! Congrats on the Pack snakin' my boyz on Sunday - they richly deserved that win.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:35 PM

Peaches, you're a very classy sports fan.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 02, 2014 09:42 PM (+XMAD)

699 You like devil worshipers who follow a pedophile prophet.

Just more than we like you.

Admittedly, they're more appealing.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:42 PM (MMC8r)

700 Good sport

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:42 PM (W6Tct)

701 can we just behead this douchenozzle and get on with our day? I got pizza coming.

-
I know some guys who'd do it for 25 American and a half a pack of Luckies.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (EXNWQ)

702 but it's OK for Rose Eveleth to publicly call an astronomer an 'asshole' because she didn't care for his shirt.

Posted by: SGT York at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (uwcUs)

703 Does anyone know what the Aztec position on males performing fellatio was? Asking for Hector. It is vitally important to him, for some obscure reason...

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (I+jk0)

704 Harry Reid PBUH?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (ZeBBB)

705 Hector has Alan Grayson-level people skills.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (MMC8r)

706 This one time at Hajj Camp, I stuck a goat in my pussy.

...and boy, was Barack ever angry. Yes, my friend.

Posted by: Hector Bob Bunduru at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (Wuv+a)

707 I bought a bag of Mezitos because they were out of Doritos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (W5DcG)

708 There Is Only One:

http://www.varasanos.com/pizzarecipe.htm

Nice link but not many people are willing to jury rig their oven to get it up to 825 degrees. Closest I can get is with one of those Baking Steel plates for the oven. It gets hotter than a stone but nowhere near 825. Pizza's take around 7 minutes on mine.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2014 09:44 PM (ahBY0)

709 742 but it's OK for Rose Eveleth to publicly call an astronomer an 'asshole' because she didn't care for his shirt.
Posted by: SGT York at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (uwcUs)

But that's different.....it just is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:45 PM (W6Tct)

710 I know some guys who'd do it for 25 American and a half a pack of Luckies.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 09:43 PM (EXNWQ)
meh, try 12 pesos and a couple of empty budweiser cans. of course, I'm in California and IT'S RAINING, OMG!!! fuck, anywhere else, they'd just call it "Tuesday" but, no, we get drudge headlines.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:45 PM (ncAtG)

711 Does anyone know what the Aztec position on males performing fellatio
was? Asking for Hector. It is vitally important to him, for some obscure
reason...

I think they frowned on human to human, but human to llama or other camelid was OK.

Of course, I may be mistaken.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 09:45 PM (UVfht)

712 D-lamp got booted ?

what was said ?

Posted by: seamrog at December 02, 2014 09:45 PM (jZ/g+)

713 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at December 02, 2014 09:45 PM (16bOT)

714 Looks like this is until the ONT...

...this has become the thread of the damned.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:46 PM (/mTq0)

715 748 Nice link but not many people are willing to jury rig their oven to get it up to 825 degrees.

Temperature aside, his dough advice is pure gold.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 09:46 PM (qyomX)

716 Looks like this is until the ONT...

...this has become the thread of the damned.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:46 PM (/mTq0)
try to pay attention . . . you still got a shot at "FOURTH!"

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:47 PM (ncAtG)

717 meh, try 12 pesos and a couple of empty budweiser cans. of course, I'm in California and IT'S RAINING, OMG!!! fuck, anywhere else, they'd just call it "Tuesday" but, no, we get drudge headlines.

Many years ago I was in San Diego on business and it began to rain. I looked out the window and men and women in business attire were dancing in the parking lot. In response to my astonishment, the people with me told me that they hadn't had real rain in like 4 years.

Posted by: toby928(C) ponders at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (rwI+c)

718 752 D-lamp got booted ?
what was said ?

Called for beheading journos or some such for acting as Dem propaganda arm.

I understand, but this is ace's blog, and that's crossing a line the host does not need to deal with. (same reason we watch the n-word and whatnot)

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (0NdlF)

719 Could you please give your relentless OT comments
breathlessly referring to the latest thing Levin said a rest? He's just
a perpetual grievance monger, and sounds like an angry hamster huffing
helium.
Posted by: CQD at December 02, 2014 07:02 PM (tcvYF)

Be happy. Someone could be reporting on Savage.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (t//F+)

720 Bosnians suck = Slowy Gonzalez.

Posted by: Mewling Quims suck at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (WY2JD)

721 Heh, I like listening to Savage sometimes. The guy makes me laugh.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 09:51 PM (DNpio)

722 ONT is up.
Seamrog!!
D-Lamp seemed to want to kill off media. I missed it & someone told me about it.
Drew M warned him but it appears he didn't stop.

All his comments are gone, only cut & paste from others are left.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (sj3Ax)

723 yeah do whatever needs doing and soon please, I have burritos coming.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 09:55 PM (iBXmZ)

724 752 D-lamp got booted ?

what was said ?
Posted by: seamrog at December 02, 2014 09:45 PM (jZ/g+)

Instead of just getting to spout his idiocy and being ignored nearsider challenged him on his "we must do something *wink wink nudge nudge*" on committing violence to the media. And since he was actually being challenged he did admit keep spewing it instead of his usual vagueness. DrewM showed up and told him to knock it off. And he didn't so he got a timeout that he deserved months ago.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)

725 It appears that the mention of His Imperial Majesty's sprats has triggered a hatch of trolls.
Haven't seen it this bad since before the election.
Has anyone done a spreadsheet on subjects v trolls, just to figure out what subjects we are supposed to be trolled into avoiding?

Swear to God, they musta' learned Skinnerean psychology from Portal

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (t//F+)

726 Why is it every beaner thinks he'd have been an
Aztec, and not one of the poor slobs who ended up getting sacrificed to
the Sun God?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 09:23 PM (oKE6c)

Actually, if they live outside of a large city like DF or TJ or Los Angeles, they remember if they were Nahuatl, Mixteco, Maya or what have you. And that can cause problems.
IF Atzlan ever becomes a serious movement instead of an insane cover for some neo-socialist dictatorship, there are a lot of people who happen to come from the back country that would consider sharpening up the ol' machete

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (t//F+)

727 Migawd! HECTOR IS CARLOS CASTANEDA!

Tell me, tell me now, is he really a Shaman? Can he change into a crow?
Am I to eat the Peyote or the Coyote?
Why did you go from the spirit dance to posting gibberish on the internet?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2014 10:58 PM (t//F+)

728 I clearly need to read faster.

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