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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:12 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:12 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: JB1000 at November 28, 2014 06:12 PM (TY+iO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2014 06:15 PM (MPK82)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:15 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2014 06:15 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 06:15 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:16 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 06:16 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:17 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 28, 2014 06:17 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 28, 2014 06:18 PM (ND9o5)
Posted by: Obola Guy at November 28, 2014 06:18 PM (wovOV)
Why would adults make a video like this.
I get why young idiot dudes would do something like this. Not getting why old middle aged people would do it. Maybe not everyone was in on it. The dad, son and guy recording were obviously in on it.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 06:18 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2014 06:19 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Andy in FL at November 28, 2014 06:19 PM (nf/Xx)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 06:19 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Blame Whom at November 28, 2014 06:19 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: General Tso's Chicken at November 28, 2014 06:21 PM (MPK82)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 06:21 PM (NpmCj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_LkfsIuFw
Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2014 06:22 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2014 06:22 PM (MPK82)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2014 06:23 PM (A/e8X)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2014 06:22 PM (MPK82)
****
The child would have been a baste-ard.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (NeFrd)
swshsssssssssss,..++
Posted by: stephen livingston seagull at November 28, 2014 06:25 PM (UFPdl)
Posted by: The Humpty at November 28, 2014 06:25 PM (LRXOq)
wow, I'm on the outside, seems real to me. Mom crying and all. I'm trying to figure out who is more cynical, you guys or me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 06:25 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: The Chicken-Fucker at November 28, 2014 06:25 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Filling in for the guy who says "en fuego" while he's on vaction at November 28, 2014 06:25 PM (ImIut)
Kinda.
Sorta.
Somebody'll probably call it some artsy-fartsy "statement" about our society and try to attach some great derogatory significance to it as though Americans are somehow the bad guys when this happens everywhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 28, 2014 06:26 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (NeFrd)
I'm beginning to understand those "No Irish!" signs!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 06:26 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Emotional Support Pig at November 28, 2014 06:26 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 28, 2014 06:27 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lucky the Leprechaun at November 28, 2014 06:27 PM (MPK82)
Posted by: The Chicken-Fucker at November 28, 2014 06:27 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2014 06:27 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2014 06:28 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 28, 2014 06:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 28, 2014 06:29 PM (EBoCD)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 06:29 PM (fL/7/)
It seems like something that would be really difficult to stage.
Posted by: Synova at November 28, 2014 06:29 PM (Ek0Xs)
Posted by: Yip at November 28, 2014 06:29 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2014 06:29 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 06:30 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 06:30 PM (NpmCj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 06:30 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: CanaDave at November 28, 2014 06:30 PM (5Kd7z)
Actually my family leans toward non-confrontational.
Our major holiday blow up was one Christmas when my brother in law said in a quiet, matter of fact voice to my overbearing sister, "You need to mind your own business." He had been putting food on my dad's plate. Dad was in his nineties and had a problem with waiting. She shut her mouth and everyone went ahead and ate as usual.
That's our version of a brawl.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2014 06:31 PM (A/e8X)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 06:31 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 28, 2014 06:31 PM (Tu6N6)
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2014 06:31 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 06:30 PM (JO9+V)
The arm motions necessary are very similar to the ones he uses to jerk off truckers at the gas station for video game money.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 28, 2014 06:31 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 28, 2014 06:32 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 06:33 PM (u8GsB)
Mom wasn't crying enough.
Posted by: blaster at November 28, 2014 06:33 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: CausticConservative at November 28, 2014 06:33 PM (gT3jF)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2014 06:33 PM (KCxzN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftXKC_WpJ8
Posted by: jpcuva78 at November 28, 2014 06:34 PM (n/JT6)
Funniest one was when his "dad" ran over all his video games with the riding lawn mower. Comedy gold.
He definitely has a "schtick."
Posted by: FredB at November 28, 2014 06:34 PM (8vJSA)
So... half the kids are elsewhere and family are in other states and we had my friend over and we all ate our actual Turkey dinner in front of the big screen TV watching Captain America... and then Thor while we had pie... and then popcorn while watching the Avengers. Granted, by the time we got to the Avengers it was just me and my friend.
Posted by: Synova at November 28, 2014 06:34 PM (Ek0Xs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2014 06:34 PM (y2suD)
Posted by: Erowmero at November 28, 2014 06:34 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 28, 2014 06:35 PM (0atFl)
Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at November 28, 2014 06:35 PM (DNpio)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (NeFrd)
Maybe he should've flown the coop
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2014 06:36 PM (y2suD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 06:36 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Ben
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Any form ID (especially one that costs $1.99) is racissssst.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:36 PM (F2IAQ)
Endeavor to persevere
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 28, 2014 06:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Synova at November 28, 2014 06:37 PM (Ek0Xs)
They're delivering lines.
And there's very little reaction from the non-speaking roles.
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:37 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at November 28, 2014 06:38 PM (DNpio)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 06:38 PM (u8GsB)
...would you punch a whole in that wall-board with your fist for 'art'?
Ponder that, fellow morons...
(And no, Valu-rite as a strength addy is not permitted.)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 06:38 PM (/mTq0)
meanwhile I know many libs with kids who think they care. Some are ignorant of the harm the proggie fixes do; several are selfish dweebs who would never roll up their sleeves, or defer any desire of their own to help someone else, its all lip service of 'caring'.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 28, 2014 06:39 PM (7w/kf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:39 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 28, 2014 06:39 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:15 PM (MMC8r)
Yes. Very perky "tracts of land."
Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 06:40 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Corona at November 28, 2014 06:42 PM (fh2Y7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 06:42 PM (NpmCj)
Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 06:43 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:44 PM (MMC8r)
Before my grandmother passed, we'd have 30-40 people at her house. Food in the kitchen, grown women in the dining room, everyone else in the basement. No food in her parlor--if you needed a cookie, you sat at the kitchen table and ate it like a civilized human being.
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 06:44 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 06:45 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: HR
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As it should be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:46 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:46 PM (MMC8r)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMz7JFeTmiO2oJgtmYhpUmQ
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 06:48 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 06:48 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: FredB at November 28, 2014 06:48 PM (8vJSA)
David Burge retweeted
Sarah Wells @SarahWW 12m
Austin shooter: "He felt at home in drum circles."
http://t.co/f3qS3pT9xV
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 06:48 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 28, 2014 06:48 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 06:49 PM (zwdxl)
I liked it when he said that the INS officials told him (Steyn) that it would take him ten years to become a naturalized citizen!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 06:49 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: redenzo at November 28, 2014 06:50 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 06:50 PM (btTLZ)
And far more satisfying I might add... looking at it from the father's POV.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 06:51 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: ghost at November 28, 2014 06:51 PM (4haJX)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 06:51 PM (NpmCj)
Informal in the kitchen, formal in the dining room, no food elsewhere in the house were Grandma's rules!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 06:51 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: USA at November 28, 2014 06:52 PM (m8hf7)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 06:54 PM (MMC8r)
Her brother? Called to say he was "running a little late". 48 hours later, he still hasn't shown up or returned my father in law's phone calls.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at November 28, 2014 06:55 PM (+Fae7)
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 06:56 PM (sdi6R)
In real life, the Dad would've been sitting on that kid, pounding his face.
And the other people at the table would've been kicking him, too.
Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2014 06:56 PM (aaUQr)
The worst was when I went with a friend to her family's place in Hershey, PA for Thanksgiving. Big Irish family and everybody was three sheets to the wind by the time dinner was served. It was like being trapped in a Eugene O'Neill play - they were bringing up 30 year old grudges. I was sitting next to an aunt who started crying because her mother gave her sister a doll for her 10th birthday and all she got on her birthday was a 10 cent holy card (for you Prods and Jews, holy cards are like Catholic baseball cards. They have pictures of Jesus and Mary and saints on one side and prayers on the other. They used to be more common than they are now.)
She was about 55 at that time and crying about holy cards. At that point, I considered leaving and, since we had driven up to Hershey in my friend's car, walking back to DC. Instead, I poured myself another drink and just sat back and watched the carnage.
All hardcore Dems. And probably Eagles fans too.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 06:56 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Zakn at November 28, 2014 06:58 PM (ec1Ol)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 06:59 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 06:59 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 28, 2014 07:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:02 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2014 07:02 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at November 28, 2014 07:05 PM (3/wAJ)
In this case, a sad situation makes for sad humor. Not a fan, but I imagine somebody likes it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 28, 2014 07:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 07:06 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training at November 28, 2014 07:07 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 07:07 PM (sj3Ax)
No food in her parlor--if you needed a cookie, you sat at the kitchen table and ate it like a civilized human being.
Posted by: HR
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As it should be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 06:46 PM (F2IAQ)"
What a horrible family. My grandmother's rules were: You can play with your grandfather's stuff (my late grandfather had been a cop so the stuff was night sticks, saps, a black jack and a short wooden stick filled with lead as well as a device called a claw) as long as there is no crying unless there is blood or a broken bone.
And none of you kids ever, EVER spill one of the grown ups' drinks.
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 28, 2014 07:08 PM (PD6iL)
What kind of immature turd ruins everyone's holiday like that?
Oh yeah.... a liberal
Posted by: wiserbud at November 28, 2014 07:08 PM (5UYtO)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:08 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 98 days until Spring Training
Gamer? Where does he come down on gamer Gate?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2014 07:10 PM (y2suD)
...
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 06:56 PM (+XMAD)"
That's the spirit!
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 28, 2014 07:12 PM (PD6iL)
He knows where his pajamas are buttered...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:12 PM (/4AZU)
Oh, and there was never a conspiracy to ditch 'Em - just a crappy PBS special a few years ago....
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 28, 2014 07:13 PM (CY8ZR)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 28, 2014 07:18 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 07:18 PM (sj3Ax)
There was a conspiracy fueled by the denizens of the Dark Lord Cthulu led by Bob the nega priest to drive a dagger through the heart of the noble vehicle of the brave Donk Knight Rooseyvelt....
it was pretty fuckin' epic actually...
//Sven
Initiate of the 37th Circle
Beagle of the Northern Light
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:19 PM (/4AZU)
Steyn should have his own show...
funniest fella on the intrawebz
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:20 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 07:21 PM (Ua6T/)
In other news the cop in Austin shot the psycho one handed whilst holding the reins of two horses. Oh Texas.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 07:21 PM (tjQsL)
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 28, 2014 07:22 PM (CY8ZR)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 07:21 PM (tjQsL)
God Bless Texas!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 07:22 PM (fL/7/)
Texas indeed majesty...
criminals need put down..... red, yellow, black or white they are scumballs in his sight...Sam Colt slew the assholes of the world...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:23 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: eueka! at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (Zbknu)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (UgPlq)
Professor Cornel West appeared on CNN International this afternoon to
give his take on Ferguson, and said right at the outset, "Ferguson
signifies the end of the age of Obama. It's a very sad end. We began
with tremendous hope and we end with great despair."
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 28, 2014 07:18 PM (e8kgV)
For some values of "we." Other values of "we" knew this would end in great despair from the get-go.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (UgPlq)
__________________
Damn I bet she would cut her boobs off to be a senator. Nah, her left nut?
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (WNERA)
Why not?
If she has the balls to face the dirt machine the studios have on her without a doubt I'd send her a few grand...
we seem to as a nation have evolved past that whole "qualification" bullshit...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (/4AZU)
Daddy gifted me a boob job after the won the OJ case.
Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:08 PM (3/wAJ)
How is that different from being given one?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 28, 2014 07:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:26 PM (zOTsN)
Which tells you homeboy was probably a moonbat....
zap me a name and I'll try to work my magic.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:26 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (/4AZU)
Hey, man, like we're all, like, equal and shit, you know!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 07:28 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: gp at November 28, 2014 07:28 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:25 PM (zOTsN)
It was fake. That's been well established. Tantrum guy has a whole YouTube page of stuff like that. I never heard of it either.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 07:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 07:29 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (3QAtO)
65 and partly cloudy here in Denver, with the most amazing cobalt blue sky with pink clouds at sunset.
Posted by: model_1066 at November 28, 2014 07:30 PM (+fl1p)
Posted by: gp at November 28, 2014 07:28 PM (mk9aG)
I have plans to "fundamentally" transform five of those!
Posted by: Emperor Barky I at November 28, 2014 07:31 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 28, 2014 07:31 PM (puS7T)
Here's a bing of the guy's images....
he is dressed like a pirate and a showgirl...
I'm thinking he ain't necessarily one of ours...
http://tinyurl.com/o7qckdw
here's a pic of him w/two bowie knives.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:31 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 06:24 PM (3QAtO)
Yep. Now off to eat Mexican food with my friend of 45+ years and our kids. So much to be thankful for.
Posted by: USA at November 28, 2014 07:32 PM (m8hf7)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 07:32 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 07:33 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2014 07:33 PM (UgPlq)
Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 07:33 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 07:34 PM (9vrWU)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:34 PM (zOTsN)
And Happy day after thanksgiving y'all. My family was lovely-we had a wonderful day with a dear friend who brought homemade truffles, and my cornbread dressing kicked ass. We are slowly enjoying the abundant leftovers, and thanking God that we have them. Praying for those who do not, and looking for ways to help that. All in all, a tremendous thanksgiving.
Posted by: Moki at November 28, 2014 07:34 PM (bAB8f)
Everywhere you look, it isn't just from Obama, it is in the communities, the families.
I'm mostly grateful I'm not a part of it.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 07:34 PM (WNERA)
For some values of "we." Other values of "we" knew this would end in great despair from the get-go.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 28, 2014 07:24 PM (oKE6c)
That Urkel's presidency would be a disaster was a forgone conclusion; the rest is just quibbling about the magnitude of said disaster.
Posted by: model_1066 at November 28, 2014 07:35 PM (+fl1p)
Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 07:34 PM (9vrWU)
*Shoves through USB port*
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 07:35 PM (64d6n)
Yes, it is. You can't just sit down, shut up, and, enjoy a meal for 15 minutes? Why is that so hard?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 07:35 PM (P1oZa)
"Pants Up... Don't Loot!"
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 07:36 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 07:36 PM (tjQsL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 28, 2014 07:37 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 07:37 PM (9vrWU)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 07:35 PM (64d6n)
Got any left?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 07:38 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 07:38 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 07:39 PM (WNERA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 28, 2014 07:41 PM (1hy/q)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 28, 2014 07:41 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 07:42 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:08 PM (3/wAJ)
Your daddy had nothing to do with the OJ case. Maybe you don't know who you are. Have you ever seen your boobs?
Posted by: Robert Kardashian at November 28, 2014 07:43 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 07:42 PM (KAmzK)
LOL, most of them are like springs they return to their normal settings when the pressure is off.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 07:44 PM (WNERA)
I'm thankful that there is an auction near our home every Friday evening and I can take part in free-wheeling and unbridled capitalism when there (except for the friggin' PA sales tax, of course).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 28, 2014 07:44 PM (1hy/q)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 07:36 PM (tjQsL)
*Shoves lasagna through the USB port*
Got any left?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 07:38 PM (fL/7/)
Yup!
*Shoves more lasagna through the USB port*
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Moki at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (P1oZa)
Guy lives in the most heavily donk Anglo part of the state, he dresses like Steve the Pirate and has NO record on Open Secrets(I checked)....
yeah I am thinking an apolitical weirdo or a liberal trendy who went nuts.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 28, 2014 07:47 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 28, 2014 07:32 PM (zOTsN)
The video is very believable. I can remember some family gatherings where heated arguments broke out, but fortunately it never got physical. They could carry grudges, though, and not speak to each other for years.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
Jack-Lyn Blake, 47, is locked up in the Luzerne County jail on an assortment of criminal charges, including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, reckless endangerment, and making terroristic threats.
I need some help here. Just exactly what is 'terroristic' threats. Gonna blow up the mall with you in it? I have no idea.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 07:49 PM (WNERA)
175 weirddave
Go and check "http://gotnews.com/".
Charles C.[ Johnson has some detailed information, links and PICTURES of those still involved ... as well as stuff on Gruber, the NYT Reporters (one of whom is calling the police nonstop; she doesn't like her medicine ... heh), etc.
Sometimes a booster shot is needed.
Posted by: Arbalest at November 28, 2014 07:49 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Penney Stienum-Jones-Howard at November 28, 2014 07:49 PM (D5iCY)
Very tasty and thanks, I was running out of pie!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 07:50 PM (fL/7/)
Hehehehehe......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 07:45 PM (P1oZa)
Looks like Sunday will be a good day to rake the rest of the fucking leaves.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
Well, he claims it is real on his site, but I think that may be part of the schtick after all.
So I guess I am the cynical one that sees society like that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 07:51 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 28, 2014 07:52 PM (xWPj1)
Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 07:53 PM (9vrWU)
Posted by: SouthTexas at November 28, 2014 07:54 PM (MlnZB)
We had a fabulous Thanksgiving yesterday at my BiL's place with twenty-seven family members on both sides of his and his wife's family there. Superb food was served after we enjoyed watching the Eagles give the Cowboys their just desserts.
The best part was rooting with a niece for there to be no more scoring once it reached 33-10 so that she would take the $75 in the second half's betting pool.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 28, 2014 07:55 PM (1hy/q)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 07:56 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 07:57 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 07:58 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 07:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 07:59 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: elliot at November 28, 2014 08:01 PM (j+v9A)
Since it's a secured area, it had to be an inside job - besides administration and the doctors, only the housekeeping staff and food services have the codes to get in.
A lib coworker saw fit to remind me of her bleeding heart status when I told her that a few small stuffed animals had been in that box and among the things stolen.
I said, "Jeez, stealing stuffed animals and then giving them to your kid..."
She sniffed and said, "Well, maybe the thief took them because that was the only way he or she could give that kid any Christmas gifts..."
Really? This is probably an employee who is also in the process of stealing a damn TV. I'm supposed to take pity on this scum because supposedly they can't afford to buy their kid a couple of stuffed animals that probably cost about $5 apiece at Walmart? What about the women with the sick babies those books and stuffed animals who were the ones who were supposed to get that stuff?
Rather than give the kid a stuffed animal, maybe it would be better if the parent taught the kid to, you know, save up money if you want a TV or a toy, rather than waiting until a holiday and moving in to steal it?
I'm really pretty sick of libs making excuses or displaying phony compassion for thieves and scum like Brown. I wanted to say, if the thief stole your purse then he'd be able to get the kid some really nice gifts for Christmas. Would that be OK with you?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:01 PM (+XMAD)
I boycotted Black Friday, but I do that every year. I cfuking hate crowds."
Here, here. Out messing around today I noted some parking lots with quite a few cars in them. Nothing I need, however.
"No malls for me"
I go to a mall 2-3 times a year for clothes. That's it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:02 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 08:02 PM (sj3Ax)
Does that count as Black Friday shopping?
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 08:03 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 08:03 PM (tvB15)
Posted by: Bill H at November 28, 2014 08:04 PM (3sZO1)
I go to a mall 2-3 times a year for clothes. That's it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:02 PM (P1oZa)
I buy socks and underwear at Target. Everything else is L.L. Bean.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 28, 2014 08:08 PM (rwI+c)
I am thankful indeed.
Posted by: Kentucky kid at November 28, 2014 08:11 PM (1weFB)
(Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday)
Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2014 08:11 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: freefallveloz at November 28, 2014 08:11 PM (pqOzY)
Posted by: Adriane, agent provocateur for Big Cookbook ... at November 28, 2014 08:12 PM (P+IZm)
LOL. No, that was Big, my 20 year old son. Little is the 10 year old.
Posted by: weirddave at November 28, 2014 08:12 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:01 PM (+XMAD)
She might be OK with it. She sounds like she might be related to that doofus in Georgetown who felt bad for the muggers who robbed him.
Felt guilty about his "privelege".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 08:12 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2014 08:12 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
My dad was like that. Easiest person in the world to shop for - a few pairs of socks and some flannel shirts and you were set. And he was genuinely happy to get them.
When I was a kid, I couldn't believe people actually wanted socks for Christmas. I couldn't think of anything more boring. Now that I have to buy my own socks, I appreciate when people give them to me. The only thing more boring than getting socks as a gift is buying them for yourself.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:13 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:14 PM (3QAtO)
Depends, did you step over the person in front of you on the way to the counter?
Posted by: Adriane the Humanity Critic ... at November 28, 2014 08:14 PM (P+IZm)
That is nice.
I'm a slender fellow. It is hard these days to find clothes that fit a slim, medium height person. I have to got Penny's or Macy's and dig through piles of Dockers to find slacks that'll fit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:15 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2014 08:15 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Adriane, agent provocateur for Big Cookbook ... at November 28, 2014 08:12 PM (P+IZm)
*Shoves the last I have through the USB port*
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:15 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 28, 2014 07:02 PM (3/wAJ)
Shaddup.
You don't have tits.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 28, 2014 08:16 PM (1Y+hH)
My wife doesn't even go to the malls anymore unless the one by Target counts. She just searches for low price and 80% of the time its amazon with free shipping. Just shows up at the door.
Oh and that Mickey Rourke cracks me up fighting that chump in Russia, but man did he get in shape for his age.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2014 08:16 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:17 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Blame Whom at November 28, 2014 08:17 PM (7wyDO)
afford to buy their kid a couple of stuffed animals that probably cost
about $5 apiece at Walmart?
***************
They're a couple bucks a bag at ARC. Maybe five to a bag.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 28, 2014 08:17 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:17 PM (3QAtO)
That's what you get for eating at Fawlty Towers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 08:18 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: biancaneve at November 28, 2014 08:18 PM (AJaBe)
Donna, I hate the obligatory asshole responses.
Some people think they need to give one even thought they're unproductive and useless.
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 08:18 PM (sPH5p)
Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2014 08:19 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:17 PM (3QAtO)
A brawl with a chef in a restaurant kitchen could get real dangerous real fast.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:19 PM (+XMAD)
With only his words for context, I'd say that Mr. West has been (finally) deflated by the ugly reality of Fergudishu.
All the hype and spin in the world can't wipe those images away... for West, his treasure trove of HopeundChangium (an isotope of Unobtainium) was revealed to be nothing more than a pile of gilded sawdust held together by third-rate Chinese counterfeit glue.
Post-Racial indeed, Mr. West... "Ferguson signifies the end of the age of Obama. It's a very sad end. We
began with tremendous hope and we end with great despair."
His 'despair' is the realization that the White Guilt EBT card is in danger of running dry.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 08:20 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (9vrWU)
My dad was like that. Easiest person in the world to shop for - a few pairs of socks and some flannel shirts and you were set. And he was genuinely happy to get them.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:13 PM (+XMAD)
While I'm not a dandy by any means, I can be a little finicky about clothing. Once a friend's mother gave me a cheap sweater that I thought was ugly. I exchanged it for a battery-operated nose hair trimmer, which I use to this day.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (sdi6R)
We made french fries from scratch today.
The maximum effort way...fry twice at diff. temps, freeze in between.
I was really hoping they wouldn't super wonderful because it was a lot of work! (No deep fryer, so small batches in a sauce pan)
They are wonderful. They are so good we made a second round of them tonight.
Raise your hand if you want some via USB. Nod if you want a drone delivery.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (0xTsz)
Donna, I hate the obligatory asshole responses.
Some people think they need to give one even thought they're unproductive and useless.
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 08:22 PM (sPH5p)
The only way to win is not play the game.
Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 08:22 PM (0Z/9b)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:19 PM (+XMAD)
Pro tip: don't order chitlins after such an episode.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (tvB15)
To my knowledge , no cutlery was pulled.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (0xTsz)
*Raises hand*
Go Packers!
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (64d6n)
I gratefully accepted ...
I am thankful that Home Depot was less than nuclear this morning even though they just opened the Christmas Tree yard.
Got paint and some tarps.
The hubby took today off and we drew a line through another item on the never ending list that is the master bedroom: painted baseboards and crown molding.
Behr Paint if you're reading this, Robert!
Posted by: Adriane ... at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (P+IZm)
Posted by: biancaneve at November 28, 2014 08:18 PM (AJaBe)
I just wish I found this story unbelievable. Unfortunately, I believe it is 100% real!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (fL/7/)
Yup.
Race card inserted.
*Denied*
*Fuck Off*
Posted by: eman at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:24 PM (64d6n)
afford to buy their kid a couple of stuffed animals that probably cost
about $5 apiece at Walmart?
And "give it to their kid" is a charitable assumption in the first place. They probably took 'em just to take 'em and tossed 'em somewhere. They definitely didn't want the "inspirational" stuff...
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 08:24 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:24 PM (P1oZa)
The guy comes out and it took him about 2 hours to get the line cleared. He accepted some pecan pie in appreciation.
I ate turkey and ham because the veggies were cold. Not a frikken drop of alcohol in the house either. Cowboys got the asses stomped. UT lost to TC freaking U.
We're moving on to Christmas.
Posted by: CozMark at November 28, 2014 08:24 PM (nDeB2)
Is that what you kids are calling those things these days?
Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 28, 2014 08:24 PM (6yehy)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 08:25 PM (tjQsL)
little finicky about clothing. Once a friend's mother gave me a cheap
sweater that I thought was ugly. I exchanged it for a battery-operated
nose hair trimmer, which I use to this day.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (sdi6R)
TMI.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 08:25 PM (tvB15)
Posted by: Ronster at November 28, 2014 08:26 PM (9vrWU)
Do you wear the nose trimmer when your mother's friend comes over?
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:27 PM (3QAtO)
Le sigh.
Ron Fournier @ron_fournier 4h
The #NFL, the players' union and sponsors think we'll put up with anything for love of game. With me, they were almost right. No more.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 28, 2014 08:27 PM (zwdxl)
*bobbleheads*
Anyone need a Schnaps? I have some apple-and-cinnamon flavored, and Rumple Minze.
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 08:28 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:21 PM (0xTsz)
*Raises hand*
Go Packers!
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:23 PM (64d6n)
I'll take an order too. Fries will go nicely with my turkey sammich.
And yes! Go Pack!!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 28, 2014 08:28 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: biancaneve at November 28, 2014 08:28 PM (AJaBe)
do you have an exhaust fan over your range?
frying food is fun and delicious but your entire home smells like it
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 08:28 PM (sPH5p)
Years ago around this time I asked a friend how her Thanksgiving went and she told me "it was typical for our family." Her father (retired Army, business owner) had his sister and 4 adult children over. They were all liberal art school grads without a job. Things went fine until the end when her aunt mentioned there was a bottle of champagne left. The friends father told her, "take it with you. This way you have something to celebrate with if one your kids ever finds a job."
They left in silence.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2014 08:29 PM (8KWwB)
...countless conservative parents have had to endure Pod People offspring finish college.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 08:30 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:30 PM (sdi6R)
My 9 year old watched this and talked me into buying a ff cutter (cheap one on Amazon that worked just fine; will get link in a sec):
http://youtu.be/8isXLcVRi68
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:31 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 28, 2014 08:31 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:31 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2014 08:31 PM (s9AKD)
Gotta do everything I can to keep the local shop open, you know.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 08:32 PM (FAPuC)
Posted by: Mark at November 28, 2014 08:32 PM (xDI7h)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Person of Pallor at November 28, 2014 08:33 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 08:33 PM (ImIut)
I have this problem. No vent-a-hood. Older house. Growing up mom fried all the time and I don't remember the house smelling. Yes, had a vent.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:33 PM (P1oZa)
I think this link retains the gives-money-to-Ace properties of the Amazon link.
http://tinyurl.com/kwxc3jg
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:34 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:34 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Carol at November 28, 2014 08:34 PM (sj3Ax)
"I love Steyn. He should have his own show."
I think Rush will hand him the keys when he is ready to go. Mark is being introduced and eased into his slot so when the time comes, no one will be surprised and EIB will retain the 20 mllion listenrs.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2014 08:35 PM (8KWwB)
Posted by: rickl
what? who?
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 08:33 PM (ImIut)
In your nick.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 08:37 PM (btTLZ)
It'll be nice enough tomorrow to open the windows.
Peanut oil is what we used. The house is even nuttier than usual...
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 28, 2014 08:38 PM (0xTsz)
Betcha Y-not would know.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 28, 2014 08:39 PM (cneZH)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:34 PM (OjnNr)
Geez. Get with the holiday spirit. I had a Swanson's Hungry Man turkey dinner.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
Oh my! What a great eight seasons of belly laughs in that series!
Posted by: Lurks on Holidays at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (aXCDY)
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (sPH5p)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (OjnNr)
272 I had a tv dinner (Salisbury Steak) for thanksgiving, so at least I didn't have to be the clip family. yikes.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:34 PM (OjnNr)
Geez. Get with the holiday spirit. I had a Swanson's Hungry Man turkey dinner.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
*Shoves leftover stuffing and gravy through the USB port*
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 08:41 PM (ImIut)
That'll work for me but I hope El Rushbo hangs in there for a few more years. I've been listening to him since '89 and will be bummed when he gives it up for good.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 08:43 PM (Dwehj)
Jeez. Dude. TV dinners and jailhouse sisters.
Let me know if you're ever around DFW. I'll buy you a drink.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:44 PM (P1oZa)
WERE THERE OLD PEOPLE WALKING IN CIRCLES AT TH MALL AT 8AM?
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (sPH5p)
Yes, we were!
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 08:44 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
I'm trying. I'm still a big spender going with the satisfying serving of Salisbury Steak. If you live in NoVa we can get together for Festivus.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:44 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2014 08:45 PM (KCxzN)
*Shoves leftover stuffing and gravy through the USB port*
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (64d6n)
Mmf. Thgyou.
*noms*
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 08:46 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:40 PM (64d6n)
YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!
everyone at the NoVaMoMee knows this, but I'm trying to get into the holiday spirit.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (/IQip)
Somehow the words "bail" and "Thanksgiving" don't seem to fit well in the same sentence, of course, that's the point!
How you doin' otherwise rich, my man?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (fL/7/)
What does it mean to be Willowed?"
Show up to a thread commenting just as it dies or is stomped by a new one and not realize it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:48 PM (P1oZa)
291 What does it mean to be Willowed?
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 08:46 PM (btTLZ)
To be like the commenter willow. She gets left behind on old threads when there is a new thread all the time. Commenting after the thread has basically died.
Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2014 08:49 PM (zt+N6)
I think that's happened to all of us.
Posted by: Cato at November 28, 2014 08:49 PM (J+mig)
You feverishly compose what will certainly be the most profound and witty post evah...and then you see "nood" immediately after hitting the post button.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 08:49 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at November 28, 2014 08:50 PM (/IQip)
http://tinyurl.com/q4xszdd
Yeah, it's the same price, but, it's a Samsung... way better quality.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 08:50 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 08:50 PM (btTLZ)
meeting with Monica Lewinsky at the elevator had me
on the floor. Moar Steyn please.
Posted by: The Desolation of Smug at November 28, 2014 08:51 PM (CYS6Q)
Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 08:51 PM (0Z/9b)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:47 PM (OjnNr)
*Takes the lasagna in the freezer and shoves it through the USB port*
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:51 PM (64d6n)
*Takes the lasagna in the freezer and shoves it through the USB port*
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:51 PM (64d6n)
*lets out belt one notch*
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH
Willowed
Wil'-ohd
Continuing to comment in a recently abandoned thread due to the lack of notice of a newer thread having been posted or just plain obliviousness; To be abandoned on a dead thread.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2014 08:53 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:44 PM (P1oZa)
SOON!!! I'll take you up on the offer if one of my prospects pans out.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:54 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Cato at November 28, 2014 08:55 PM (J+mig)
The friends father told her, "take it with you. This way you have something to celebrate with if one your kids ever finds a job."
They left in silence.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 28, 2014 08:29 PM (8KWwB)
Brutal.
Posted by: Nathan Explosion at November 28, 2014 08:55 PM (bHnlE)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:51 PM (64d6n)
I love you. Platonically. Like a great piece of Art. anyway ... Thank You.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:56 PM (OjnNr)
Her(?) comments have gotten kinda scarce.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 08:57 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:56 PM (OjnNr)
Having met Rich, he is a fine Moron.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 08:58 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 08:58 PM (P1oZa)
Subsisting in Northern Virginia ... seems I took a wrong turn somewhere along the way.
I'll figure it out. Eventually.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:59 PM (OjnNr)
Subsisting in Northern Virginia ... seems I took a wrong turn somewhere along the way.
I'll figure it out. Eventually.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 08:59 PM (OjnNr)
http://tinyurl.com/q4xszdd
Yeah, it's the same price, but, it's a Samsung... way better quality.
Posted by: CPT. Charles
Hmm, no sales tax versus better quality...
I'd have to drive a bit to pick it up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2014 08:59 PM (s9AKD)
To have people watch it and go "OMG I'm glad I'm not that family!"
Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2014 08:59 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 09:00 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 09:00 PM (FAPuC)
Posted by: Erowmero at November 28, 2014 09:01 PM (go5uR)
of hitting refresh, go back to the main page. If no new thread, go back
into comments."
Zackly. Keep main page and current thread open in separate tabs. Cheat over ever now and then. Even so, I can't say I haven't been swaggled before.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:01 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:03 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: If Can, Can. at November 28, 2014 09:03 PM (fBxC6)
e-tech. Was laid off in March, have burned thru 2 contract positions at 1/3 the rate I was making before and bombed out during an interview on a great position ...
so I'm drinking and listening to some soul coughing since my housemates are out-of-town.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:03 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 09:03 PM (sPH5p)
Y'all give me a sense of community and hope it's hard to find in meatspace these days, especially when you live out in the boonies like we do. I love you all.
Posted by: Empire1 at November 28, 2014 09:04 PM (5jTDk)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:04 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 09:05 PM (sPH5p)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:05 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 09:05 PM (sPH5p)
I'd contribute.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:05 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2014 09:06 PM (s9AKD)
maybe we can do something to make sure all our AoS family has a nice meal this Christmas
Posted by: soothie is a giver at November 28, 2014 09:05 PM (sPH5p)
_______________
I have a great dog i'll donate
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 28, 2014 09:07 PM (WNERA)
Programming....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:08 PM (P1oZa)
*grin*
One of the great consolation prizes to living alone: when you make a pie, it's just you and your fork.
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 09:08 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Bob from table9
* snik, snik, snik, snik *
Mmmm, doooog.
Posted by: Pres. TFG at November 28, 2014 09:08 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: HR boozin' up the eggnog at November 28, 2014 09:08 PM (ImIut)
Cake with buttercream icing does great in the freezer.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (64d6n)
Family Thanksgiving story:
I usually drive to Baja, but this year I spent Thanksgiving with my family. Mistake. My brother, two time Obama voter and flaming CA liberal. started spouting about how our police forces are racist, and he didn't like it when I called MB a thug. Then he started spouting about global warming, and buying an electric car to save the planet.
I finally snapped and told him he's not saving anything plugging an electric car into a wall socket. He went full retard and left. Evening over.
I guess you could say I "black sheeped" this one.
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (wAQA5)
http://tinyurl.com/p9kkdc3 'Thanksgiving on a roll.' (It's a very creative way to deal with leftovers...)
They're a first-rate local sandwich chain:
http://www.izzys.com/
Their potato pancakes are incredibly good.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (/mTq0)
Stand back from your monitor.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (4Mv1T)
I spent hours and hours preparing the Best Thanksgiving Dinner Ever. And everyone (except tummy sick male friend from ATL) enjoyed it.
I'm so freaking exhausted I Cannot Move.
They're going home tomorrow.
However, it was one of the best Thanksgivings ever. Male friend sat down at our piano, with our friends who dropped in. Played amazing rock and roll, and our son joined in with his guitar.
Great evening.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
Stand back from your monitor.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:09 PM (4Mv1T)
Ebola.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 09:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:12 PM (tjQsL)
Male friend sat down at our piano, with our friends who dropped in.
Played amazing rock and roll, and our son joined in with his guitar.
Great evening.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
Wonderful! Give my regards to D'oh Boy.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:13 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:13 PM (P1oZa)
Baa. Baa.
Posted by: wth - Black Sheep o' the family at November 28, 2014 09:13 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: If Can, Can. at November 28, 2014 09:03 PM (fBxC6)
I can imagine how scandalous that must have been in the 1890s.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
there is more to the story-as always-[deleted-I'll save that for a meet up]
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:13 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:14 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:16 PM (OjnNr)
Hope you start feeling better soon. Yikes.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:17 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:17 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:16 PM (OjnNr)
Whose real name he does not know
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (tjQsL)
Will do. Met his new girlfriend for the first time last night. She's sweet, smart as hell (is older than the D'oh Boy and has a masters in English and getting a nursing degree).
Anyhow, our two bestest friends are leaving in the morning for ATL, and husband and his buddies are doing an oyster roast Sunday afternoon.
I'm beyond exhausted, but loved, loved, loved, those who came to our dinner and those who arrived later.
We're truly blessed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 09:19 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 09:19 PM (wAQA5)
Drove our friends out to Tybee Island this afternoon for lunch on the beach.
Last thing I wanted was more turkey, etc.
Anyhow, it was a great day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:20 PM (FsuaD)
Having seen a pic of D'oh Boy, I'm impressed.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:20 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 09:21 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:18 PM (64d6n)
The fake pretend internet friends in the gray box.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:21 PM (tjQsL)
Along with the Hall and Oates and London Boys?
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 09:21 PM (FAPuC)
So it must be plague or ebola. Woo Hoo!
I'll be fine. I was being a Thanksgiving ingrate and complaining.
I actually had a great visit with dear old mom and got both tall Road Boy's to make the 5 hour trip with me and the Missus to see mom.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (64d6n)
The fake pretend internet friends in the gray box.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:21 PM (tjQsL)
Some of us are real, I'll have you know.
I think.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
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That I am allowed to participate; hang around with a bunch who is smart than me, more successful than me, more talented than me, who I can, on rare occasion (in my own mind) skewer, and then discover there are others 'out there' who think like I do, and I am not alone in the universe, I am not crazy (much, by some measure). and on rare occasion, inject a word or meme into the general conversation.
Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (0Z/9b)
Tomorrow I'm taking everyone up to Gettysburg to see the battlefield.
I only wish my oldest hadn't had to work so much, for we have missed him at the table.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 09:25 PM (l3vZN)
bunch who is smart than me, more successful than me, more talented than
me, who I can, on rare occasion (in my own mind) skewer, and then
discover there are others 'out there' who think like I do, and I am not
alone in the universe, I am not crazy (much, by some measure). and on
rare occasion, inject a word or meme into the general conversation.
Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (0Z/9b)
More talented? Honey, you have talents the rest of us don't.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:25 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Terra Incognito at November 28, 2014 09:25 PM (0Z/9b)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 28, 2014 09:21 PM (tjQsL)
Salute!
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:25 PM (OjnNr)
I'm drinking a tad excessively tonight as a pat on the back to myself for creating a great table and food. Tomorrow, after our friends leave, we go get the Christmas tree, and husband and his pals pick up the tons of oysters for their roast on Sunday afternoon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 28, 2014 09:26 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: William Henry Cosby, Jr. at November 28, 2014 09:26 PM (UZodw)
Sounds like I need to buy you a pre-Christmas beer sometime!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:27 PM (fL/7/)
I love you fuckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 09:27 PM (l3vZN)
me) is watching football. Husband had to work in his own company all
day Wednesday and today.
I'm drinking a tad excessively tonight
as a pat on the back to myself for creating a great table and food.
Tomorrow, after our friends leave, we go get the Christmas tree, and
husband and his pals pick up the tons of oysters for their roast on
Sunday afternoon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:26 PM (FsuaD)
Having read previous threads about how hard your hubby works, I salute him.
And you rock.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:28 PM (64d6n)
So, Horde, what are you most thankful about AoS?
...............
The sanity and the insanity, but mostly the sanity.
And Ace.
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2014 09:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 09:29 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 09:29 PM (FAPuC)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (64d6n)
He is a bit of a jerk. But Scarlett is no prize, either. Made for each other, they was.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 09:30 PM (tvB15)
It's great that you are here.
Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 09:29 PM (Ua6T/)
Ditto.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:30 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2014 09:30 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2014 09:30 PM (tvB15)
I'm not a huge fan of her, either.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:31 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: --- at November 28, 2014 09:32 PM (MMC8r)
That y'all still put up with me...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2014 09:32 PM (zMd8i)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:27 PM (fL/7/)
I live in Fairfax ... walking distance to some bars! Great to see you here and hope your Thanksgiving was well. Looks like this thread is all tuckered out and I'll be walking to a bar tonight.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:32 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------------------
That is the truth. They say that the the whiskey and tobacco breath on Clark Gable was insufferable during filming.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:32 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Rhett Butler at November 28, 2014 09:32 PM (l3vZN)
I tell ya', I would have been thankful for an Ace Thread on Vagina Steam Cleaning.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2014 09:29 PM (FAPuC)
Let me know if he does a thread on sand blasting. Getting a little crusty down there.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 28, 2014 09:32 PM (tvB15)
Posted by: the nationality nazi at November 28, 2014 09:33 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
It's MotherFuckers. And we love you, too.
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 09:33 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (vbb1N)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (l3vZN)
Later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (Ua6T/)
I'm thankful that I found such a group of witty, perverted, rational, sacrilegious, spiritual, contemplative, knowledgeable, passive-aggressive, souls such as this to keep me on the narrow ledge of sanity (although close to the edge at times)!
And, as far as I can tell, almost everyone here likes bacon!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at November 28, 2014 09:36 PM (82lr7)
I think.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
I've met forty something at a meet up ...so we are real, and we are spectacular. Jinx is awesome, he gave me a ride home from the meet up after I had too much to drink. My thanks to you for that.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:36 PM (OjnNr)
You know, Morons.
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 09:36 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:36 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:36 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Terra Incognito
What he said, with a lot more 'fucks' and 'shits'.
Posted by: Pres. TFG at November 28, 2014 09:36 PM (s9AKD)
Who are you again?
JTC, Sounds like you're having a great weekend. Enjoy!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:37 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:37 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:37 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:38 PM (jucos)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2014 09:38 PM (zMd8i)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 09:38 PM (btTLZ)
perverted, rational, sacrilegious, spiritual, contemplative,
knowledgeable, passive-aggressive, souls such as this to keep me on the
narrow ledge of sanity (although close to the edge at times)!
And, as far as I can tell, almost everyone here likes bacon!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:35 PM (fL/7/)
Yup.
Bacon!
Having met Hrothgar twice, he is a gentleman of the finest order.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:38 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2014 09:40 PM (lN8KC)
the Klingon Warrior Princess M'Celle ... lol!
I'm going to the bar to drink some more ... lol. There are only 5 Stages and shit, I'm at Stage 1 ... this is a great idea!
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:40 PM (OjnNr)
Bacon and booze for the win! (Also boobs for the 'rons. Being an 'ette, those don't do anything for me.)
Posted by: Empire1 at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (5jTDk)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
The secret to the Perfect Green Bean Casserole.
Well, that and jalapenos and a half clove of garlic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (zMd8i)
Thankee kindly, Mz V.
You're no slouch yourself!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: I denounce myself at November 28, 2014 09:42 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 28, 2014 09:42 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Kanye West at November 28, 2014 09:42 PM (9F2c1)
Alcohol is that solution.
Posted by: The Political Hat
--------------------------
While ethanol is indeed the best social lubricant, I took my 22 year old out for drinks last night since we were at a hotel with nothing to do at 9PM.
The shit he tells me when he is buzzed makes me want to take him out back and beat him senseless.
But then I was drinking too, so I just listened.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:42 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:43 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:43 PM (P1oZa)
Darn it, I forgot about the booze, even though I tripped over a case of empties on the way to the refrigerator! BB it is!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:43 PM (fL/7/)
Mmmmmmmm bacon.
But...bacon bikinis re best
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (jucos)
Wrapped in a puddle?
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:45 PM (64d6n)
Ehhh....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:41 PM (P1oZa)
To be perfectly fair, I've been drinking for a while!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:45 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy
------------------------------
We call that chicken livers wrapped in BACON around here.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:45 PM (4Mv1T)
... We ARE REAL, AND WE ARE SPECTULAR!!!
as an answer for Vendette. everyone would have to think about me with green and gold dyed hair, but it's the horde, we let it hang out.
later. bar is calling.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (judos)
You'd probability be more fun if you were an enigma wrapped in bacon.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:47 PM (P1oZa)
think about me with green and gold dyed hair, but it's the horde, we let
it hang out.
later. bar is calling.
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (OjnNr
George Mason green and gold FTW!
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:47 PM (64d6n)
That I haven't been booted or barrelled yet.
You guys rock. I am completely humbled by the wit and snark, dished up daily by folks such as yourselves. You all can speak my mind (and much more eloquently!) so-- seldom do I have anything to add.
Cheers! *Best of the season* to all!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at November 28, 2014 09:47 PM (82lr7)
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (V+kmg)
I'm watching Gone With The Wind at the moment.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:48 PM (64d6n)
Dude, Imma startin' to worry 'bout you! Green and Gold?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:48 PM (fL/7/)
"Gable spent most of 1943 in England at RAF Polebrook with the 351st Bomb Group. Gable flew five combat missions, including one to Germany, as an observer-gunner in B-17 Flying Fortresses between May 4 and September 23, 1943, earning the Air Medal and the Distinguished Flying Cross for his efforts. During one of the missions, Gable's aircraft was damaged by flak and attacked by fighters, which knocked out one of the engines and shot up the stabilizer. In the raid on Germany, one crewman was killed and two others were wounded, and flak went through Gable's boot and narrowly missed his head."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 09:48 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (g+qqc)
Cheers! *Best of the season* to all!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover
Add away. Don't hesitate.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (zMd8i)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:48 PM (64d6n)
I was referring to Truck Monkey, but....
.... if you're going to wrap yourself in bacon, leave a key under the mat and I'll be there after the movie.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:46 PM (V+kmg)
Everything is better wrapped in bacon!
Well, almost everything.
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:48 PM (fL/7/)
Around here, that would be formal wear. Particularly on Sunday.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (g+qqc)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (btTLZ)
Good watch if you've got a few hours. Not that I'm breaking any secret.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (P1oZa)
Posted by: fastfreefall at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (pqOzY)
-------------------------
* tries to think Christian thoughts *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: seamrog at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (Ga878)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:50 PM (V+kmg)
Let me run that by Mr. Vendette.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (64d6n)
Y'all should come out to play more often.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (4Mv1T)
Amen! Can't believe the number of times lately that oldest kids and I have been talking about a random subject and it turns out that Combined Horde Knowledge had recently given new info on that subject.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:52 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (64d6n)
Good point.
He needs to make sure the batteries in the video camera are charged.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:52 PM (V+kmg)
------------------
I hope this isn't about steaming...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 09:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Cheers! *Best of the season* to all!
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover
Yeah, I'm jv around here....my snark has no spark...sniff.
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2014 09:53 PM (HtUkt)
He needs to make sure the batteries in the video camera are charged.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:52 PM (V+kmg)
You're Army. He has standards.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:54 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2014 09:54 PM (F2IAQ)
Yeah...there's no way on G-d's green earth that I am clicking on that link. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 28, 2014 09:54 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:51 PM (64d6n)
Bannion might just be the one running!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:55 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: ALH at November 28, 2014 09:55 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2014 09:53 PM (HtUkt)
Naaaah. Compared to D-Lamp you're a veritable Renaissance man.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:55 PM (V+kmg)
Yay. I don't have to do a thing. *happy dance*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2014 09:56 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:56 PM (jucos)
I did the requisite moron double take, pretended I didn't hear the name right and asked my mother-in-law repeat her introduction ...twice ... just to make her say See'-men ...and then, settled in for a fine hour of ..."See'-men, would you pass the butter? .... Mom, does See'-men needs some more ...er....breast? .... See'-men, do you like the gravy Dad made?"
Wife was equal parts appalled and amused.
Posted by: Ed at November 28, 2014 09:56 PM (4HYng)
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:54 PM (64d6n)
Oh, absolutely.
He's Navy, so his standards run to sodomy.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:56 PM (V+kmg)
2. Mason gold = #FFCC33
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 09:52 PM (OjnNr)
What's the penalty if you violate the shade rules. Will GMU make sure you hue the day?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 09:57 PM (fL/7/)
He's Navy, so his standards run to sodomy.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2014 09:56 PM (V+kmg)
As for rum and the lash, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:57 PM (64d6n)
You weren't there, man, you don't know. It was Hell.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 28, 2014 09:58 PM (P1oZa)
First T'giving alone, wife passed in January, and several of her boys had invited me to their festivities ... but I spent the day(s) lurking here instead. You invisible people are way better company than meatspace.
Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 09:58 PM (A4AYO)
Not Christian, so I don't have to be nice to the sort of so-called people who would disrupt a children's choir honoring their deity. May those who did so suffer in hell or be reincarnated as women in a moslem society. Or both.
Posted by: Empire1 at November 28, 2014 09:59 PM (5jTDk)
First T'giving alone, wife passed in January, and several of her
boys had invited me to their festivities ... but I spent the day(s)
lurking here instead. You invisible people are way better company than
meatspace.
Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 09:58 PM (A4AYO)
{{{{WingNut}}}}
Posted by: Vendette at November 28, 2014 09:59 PM (64d6n)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 28, 2014 09:44 PM (judos)
An enema wrapped in a bridal? huh?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 28, 2014 10:00 PM (TPimP)
First T'giving alone, wife passed in January,
My condolences.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2014 10:03 PM (zMd8i)
You invisible people are way better company than meatspace.
Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 09:58 PM (A4AYO)
Aw, thanks, WingNut. My condolences.
Posted by: rickl at November 28, 2014 10:05 PM (sdi6R)
My condolences WN. There is a small group of us here that have very similar unfortunate circumstances in common. You are not alone.
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 28, 2014 10:07 PM (fL/7/)
oh yeah, I know ... didn't bring it up for sympathy and I've become accustomed to the silence. But this wacky place is, indeed, the only place I come to daily and stay way too long. While don't have a lot that really needs to be done ... y'all make sure I don't get much done.
For which I am very thankful.
Posted by: WingNut at November 28, 2014 10:11 PM (A4AYO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 28, 2014 10:18 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Garym at November 28, 2014 10:25 PM (BasZO)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 10:28 PM (OjnNr)
Posted by: rich@gmu at November 28, 2014 10:29 PM (OjnNr)
...most thankful for?
A place to vent, to educate, and be educated; but mostly to vent.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 28, 2014 10:38 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Leif at November 28, 2014 11:13 PM (+YBGJ)
Graduate from film school? Now there is a contradiction in terms.
This moron will be making Star Wars XXVII.
In my house pop would have had his teeth and jaw at opposite ends of the room well before he even touched the table.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 29, 2014 01:59 AM (lhnDZ)
Late to this, I am thankful that AoS and the Horde have carved out a space wherein all may vent freely and can engage in coherent (okay, sometimes not so coherent) discourse when they disagree. I love all you discoursers, the majority of whom I'd tell to get off my lawn in meat space. (I was demonstrating how to pack a backpack for my Boy Scout Troop a couple of weeks ago and I mentioned that my sleeping bag - purchased in 1976 - was older than some of their parents.)
One of these days I'll get to another meetup (did one in DE in 2010 and a much smaller meet of about ten of us or so in Philly when Gabe was in town) and be able to put faces and voices to names. May God bless all of you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 29, 2014 07:02 AM (/dvmK)
I put an extra egg in the coconut custard pie because I feared it wouldn't set up. It turned into coconut concrete pie, so there you go. Delicious and durable.
Saw 'Big Hero 6' yesterday which was a lot of fun. I especially liked that the stars were nerds and proud of it.
Couldn't watch the Thanksgiving meltdown video - too close to home memories of my uncle and cousin -- t'aint funny.
Condolences to WingNut. I understand how you may want to skip things this year. But maybe you could try new things too if the old things have lost their zing.
Posted by: Aunt Ralph at November 29, 2014 07:46 AM (HFHgx)
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