Game 3

Did I let out an notch on my belt? Wouldn't you like to know? Well ok maybe not.

Cowgirls and Bears stunk it up today. Seattle and San Fran coming up.

Hate them both.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:23 PM

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1 Nice fishnets but she hides the elbows

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:26 PM (GrXXa)

2 No belly button! No peace!

*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:26 PM (doBIb)

3 I don't hate her, in fact...

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at November 27, 2014 08:27 PM (baiNQ)

4 Mmm elbows.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 27, 2014 08:27 PM (tjQsL)

5 Some moar elbows for tonight's game

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/538124451888783361

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:27 PM (GrXXa)

6 Santana -- head bob..bob..bob...bob...bob..

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 27, 2014 08:28 PM (sXVW6)

7 Hey!

Whatabout LSU Texas AM?

I can haz cheerleader WITH elbows for that game plz?

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at November 27, 2014 08:29 PM (baiNQ)

8 Must be a rookie, she's halfway between NCAA boobs and NFL boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:29 PM (GrXXa)

9 Aaaaannnnnddddd, the first game of the playoffs is here.

Go HAWKS!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2014 08:29 PM (I+mY4)

10 She looks like Scully.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 08:31 PM (2cS/G)

11 That cheerleader is trying to hide her brontosaurus thighs with her pom poms.

Not working.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2014 08:31 PM (I+mY4)

12 I wonder if she can get those tassels going in opposite directions? There used to be a burlesque bar here in Denver years ago called the Crazy Horse. There was stripper there that could make the tassels on her pasties go in circles in opposite directions. The crowd would generally go wild.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2014 08:32 PM (vVSOO)

13 I approve of this post.

I was starting to think of what I am thankful for.

Now I am finding reasons everywhere.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 27, 2014 08:32 PM (8N+Kq)

14 Thankful for my AR 10.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 27, 2014 08:32 PM (8N+Kq)

15 I knew that there was some weird reptilian attraction I had to her.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at November 27, 2014 08:32 PM (baiNQ)

16 2 No belly button! No peace!

*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:26 PM (doBIb)

Hey hey! Ho Ho! We demand some cameltoe!!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:33 PM (GrXXa)

17 "She looks like Scully.

Posted by: Lincolntf"

Hey, you are right about that.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 27, 2014 08:33 PM (8N+Kq)

18 I have absolutely no idea why I thought of that. Funny how a mind works when you're halfway into a food coma.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2014 08:33 PM (vVSOO)

19 Evening all.

Well Dallas really sucked tonight ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2014 08:34 PM (nzKvP)

20 A little T-giving humour...

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B3Vy5bUCYAATXre.jpg

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (doBIb)

21 Moar elbows to be thankful for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (z0I/T)

22 Those be some poofy bangs, how recent is that pic?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (GEICT)

23 Mmmmmm, cameltoe . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (I+mY4)

24 Awe shit...

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (doBIb)

25 She can Scully me anytime she wants .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 27, 2014 08:36 PM (HkkyM)

26 I Want To Believe...All Over Her

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 08:37 PM (2cS/G)

27 Israel Navy gets its first woman commander
Captain Or Cohen to become deputy commander of Dvora patrol boat; My lifes dream is coming true, says Cohen.

Congrats. I am sure she has earned it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2014 08:37 PM (nzKvP)

28 Well, it's not T-day here in Canada, but one must still eat, and dinner won't make itself, so I must go fix something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2014 08:37 PM (z0I/T)

29 https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B3Vy5bUCYAATXre.jpg

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (doBIb)

Are broken links a Barrel offense?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:37 PM (GrXXa)

30 Keep it up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman.

Posted by: Dana Scully at November 27, 2014 08:38 PM (8N+Kq)

31 Hey that was my first ever sock. Jus sayin.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 27, 2014 08:39 PM (8N+Kq)

32 29 https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B3Vy5bUCYAATXre.jpg

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (doBIb)

Are broken links a Barrel offense?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:37 PM (GrXXa)

Type " I m g" in the underscores.

It's the Verne Troyer pic with the turkey.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:39 PM (doBIb)

33 If AT&T would just put that girl in a bikini, they'd overpower the competition

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:40 PM (GrXXa)

34 >>Hate them both.

So do I, which is why I am watching AM. Go Aggies!

Posted by: Y-not's collies at November 27, 2014 08:44 PM (9BRsg)

35 I bet she could pull hell out of a plow.

Posted by: Ook? at November 27, 2014 08:44 PM (E/isQ)

36 now that's some classic 80's poon

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2014 08:46 PM (SyKbw)

37 You know what's really funny? Jay Cutler signed
a 7 year $126.70 million contract with the Bears. He earns an average yearly salary of
$18,100,000. Now, that's entertainment if I ever saw it.

Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2014 08:46 PM (ahBY0)

38 If ATT would just put that girl in a bikini, they'd overpower the competition

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:40 PM (GrXXa)

I offered to demonstrate the new iPhone 6 Plus.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 27, 2014 08:46 PM (QIVJq)

39 33 - nah, I hear she has a vestigial human hanging out of her chest right under her left breast.

Her parents named the thing Quatto.

Apparently the AT&T girl was conceived during a drunken viewing of Total Recall.

True story.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2014 08:46 PM (I+mY4)

40 I wonder if she can get those tassels going in opposite directions?

Who *can't* get the tassels going in opposite directions?

Posted by: HR may eat again someday at November 27, 2014 08:48 PM (ImIut)

41 "Who *can't* get the tassels going in opposite directions?"
-Posted by: HR may eat again someday at November 27, 2014 08:48 PM (ImIut)

*raises hand*

This has been to my long-term shame.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 27, 2014 08:50 PM (16bOT)

42 She's got those childbearing hips.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2014 08:50 PM (mx5oN)

43 Who *can't* get the tassels going in opposite directions?

Posted by: HR may eat again someday at November 27, 2014 08:48 PM (ImIut)

How you doing?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 08:51 PM (GEICT)

44 HR, pics or it didn't happen. You know the rules.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2014 08:52 PM (vVSOO)

45 32 29 https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B3Vy5bUCYAATXre.jpg

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:35 PM (doBIb)

Are broken links a Barrel offense?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 08:37 PM (GrXXa)

Type " I m g" in the underscores.

It's the Verne Troyer pic with the turkey.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:39 PM (doBIb)

Poor bastard. The turkey's almost as big as he is!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2014 08:52 PM (mx5oN)

46 2 No belly button! No peace!

*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*
Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:26 PM (doBIb)

Burn this bitch down!

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 08:55 PM (sDapq)

47 46 2 No belly button! No peace!

*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*
Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:26 PM (doBIb)

Burn this bitch down!
Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 08:55 PM (sDapq)

Pillage first, then burn. Rookies. *sigh*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2014 08:56 PM (mx5oN)

48 So Luke Willson of the Seahawks had such a terrible college experience at Rice that he calls out his high school in his NFL intro?

Justin Britt said "LHS/MIZ" which paid equal respect to HS and college.

As far as I can tell Marshawn Lynch was only proud of being from Oakland.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 27, 2014 08:58 PM (uqV2n)

49 Poor bastard. The turkey's almost as big as he is!

I think he's about 45 minutes.

Three and a half minutes per pound.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 09:00 PM (doBIb)

50 And I still wanna know how much Ohio State pays its NFL alumni to say "THE Ohio State University."

Bet it's 50k per airing.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 27, 2014 09:00 PM (uqV2n)

51 Ahhhh. Food coma.

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 09:01 PM (sDapq)

52 51 Ahhhh. Food coma.
Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 09:01 PM (sDapq)

Word. Between the large amount of food and copious quantities of adult beverages, I think I'm ready to hibernate until mid-March.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2014 09:02 PM (mx5oN)

53 We had some hometown guy who made the NFL, back in the Nineties, a humongous lineman. He had never graduated from high school, never played in college, so when they listed his "School" it was Worcester Parks and Recreation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 09:02 PM (2cS/G)

54 THE Ohio State guys are paid in tats.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2014 09:03 PM (I+mY4)

55 A high-quality back piece with multiple colors and intricate shading is probably only 7k!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 27, 2014 09:07 PM (uqV2n)

56 Just came out of the food coma.

She looks like a nice girl. The kind you take home to meet Mom and Dad.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 27, 2014 09:08 PM (V70Uh)

57 OMG! I just resurrected my Sega Genesis box from the '80s.

I gotta geaux shoot up some space aliens...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 09:10 PM (KCxzN)

58 Evening, ,'rons. I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 27, 2014 09:10 PM (KuU4f)

59 Breaking News...The U.S. releases dangerous terrorist back into the wild, defects to ISIS.

http://tinyurl.com/l6mgww5

Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2014 09:13 PM (ahBY0)

60 That's Shirley, with a fringe on top.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 27, 2014 09:17 PM (NeFrd)

61 @60...Cindy Williams?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 27, 2014 09:19 PM (Dhdnu)

62 The real trick is to get one tassel swinging up and down while the other one swings side to side.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 27, 2014 09:20 PM (NeFrd)

63 "The real trick is to get one tassel swinging up and down while the other one swings side to side."
-Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 27, 2014 09:20 PM

Why do you taunt me?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 27, 2014 09:21 PM (16bOT)

64 I'd still love to see a player say he was from the University of Mars.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 27, 2014 09:21 PM (Dhdnu)

65 64 I'd still love to see a player say he was from the University of Mars.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 27, 2014 09:21 PM (Dhdnu)

****

I thought there was a Raider player a decade or two back who used to say that. Defensive back?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 27, 2014 09:24 PM (NeFrd)

66 Otis Sistrunk

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 27, 2014 09:25 PM (NeFrd)

67 Turns out it was an announcer (ex-player Alex Karras) who dubbed him as from the University of Mars.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 27, 2014 09:28 PM (NeFrd)

68 Dave is a hater!

I hate the 49ers, but that's different.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 27, 2014 09:34 PM (Dl45g)

69 2 No belly button! No peace!

*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*
Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:26 PM (doBIb)

Navels, they aren't just for citrus anymore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 09:37 PM (b5BZa)

70 Cowgirls lost today? at home? Well my Thanksgiving is complete then. A toast is in order, to my friends who's houses formerly existed where that stadium is now.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 27, 2014 09:37 PM (zauWW)

71 She is a grandmother now. Her granddaughter cheers for Dallas

Posted by: Sunny at November 27, 2014 09:38 PM (Xnxty)

72 58 Evening, ,'rons. I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 27, 2014 09:10 PM (KuU4f)

Our family did, hope you did too DG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 09:38 PM (b5BZa)

73 Buuuuuurrrrrrpppp. Happy Thanksgiving, Horde.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2014 09:40 PM (ENczY)

74 Now that was a play

Posted by: Tmitsss at November 27, 2014 09:42 PM (Pa9vP)

75 Is firefox spamming you guys with a bunch of ads? Or is that coming from Drudge/Beck? And yeah, that is one cute cheerleader. Bet she's real popular in S.F.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 27, 2014 09:44 PM (go5uR)

76 What could have been for Madonna, if that whole singing thing not panned out.

Posted by: Papadapolis Don't Preach at November 27, 2014 09:44 PM (KG1MP)

77 I'm a normal looking guy, but I have had good luck scoring above my weight class, looks-wise. That cheerleader is too hot to even contemplate approaching. I would turtle in her presence.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 09:49 PM (2cS/G)

78 That cheerleader is too hot to even contemplate approaching.

You never know, maybe she has a thing for bald grandfathers.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 27, 2014 09:52 PM (zauWW)

79 What is it about that girl? I don't see anything that special?

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 09:52 PM (sDapq)

80 She looks like my first girlfriend. That worked out well.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 09:54 PM (ucDmr)

81 It's the face. Irish, clear, happy. Like the girls you,d go to proms with. But now grown up and with serious McRacks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 09:55 PM (2cS/G)

82 50 And I still wanna know how much Ohio State pays its NFL alumni to say "THE Ohio State University."

Bet it's 50k per airing.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 27, 2014 09:00 PM (uqV2n)

They say it because that is the name of the school. Several other players from other colleges do it too.

Only two schools in Ohio have "the" as part of their name.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 27, 2014 09:56 PM (GULKT)

83 She's cute and all; tight body; nice smile. If she was a rocket scientist, I'd be like, put a ring on that finger. Every rave though, and I have to go back and try to see what I am missing.

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 09:59 PM (sDapq)

84 Thee Ohio State Univeristy or at national championship time Thee Slowhio State University

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 09:59 PM (b5BZa)

85 I'm a normal looking guy, but I have had good luck scoring above my weight class, looks-wise. That cheerleader is too hot to even contemplate approaching. I would turtle in her presence.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 09:49 PM

I'd buy the people at the table next to hers' a round of drinks, whilst turtle-ing...

...unless she saw me licking my eye-brows. Gets'em every time, 60% of the time

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 09:59 PM (KCxzN)

86 "Breaking News...The U.S. releases dangerous terrorist back into the wild, defects to ISIS."

Success!

Posted by: Prezzy Prayer Rug at November 27, 2014 10:00 PM (1Y+hH)

87 Mmm! Enjoying a Barracks Brown Ale from Wildrose Brewery in Calgary. Very tasty, it is. Nothing to do with Obama, by the way. The name comes from the fact that their taproom is in a building that was part of the old Currie Barracks at the army base here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2014 10:00 PM (z0I/T)

88 I'm a boner Daisy. And a boner has to be a bone.
Oh.....
Loner. I meant loner.
My bad Daisy.

Posted by: Jesse at November 27, 2014 10:00 PM (42tU5)

89 I agree, Dave in Texas. That's why I only support reverse cowgirl.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 27, 2014 10:04 PM (T4t+V)

90 That's why I only support reverse cowgirl.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 27, 2014 10:04 PM

You must be flush with it, andycanuck, 'cause there are those of us what would be happy with any cowgirl

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 10:13 PM (KCxzN)

91 Fringe can hide a multitude of small boobehness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2014 10:17 PM (MPK82)

92 Adios Morons listening to Zevon and zoning out. Catch you later

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 10:17 PM (ucDmr)

93 Who's got the ONT duty tonight? It's time to start harassing them on Twitter.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 10:18 PM (KCxzN)

94 Lawyers, Guns and Honeys..

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 10:18 PM (2cS/G)

95 78 That cheerleader is too hot to even contemplate approaching.

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I'd show her my Ike tattoo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2014 10:18 PM (MPK82)

96 Whoa, Alton, you must have impressively long

wait for it

eyebrows.

Posted by: Piercello at November 27, 2014 10:18 PM (JybVy)

97 I'm glad the blond girl from "Xena Warrior Princess" found work again.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2014 10:25 PM (AC0lD)

98 Lawyers, Guns and Honeys..

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 10:18 PM

the shit has hit the fan

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 10:27 PM (KCxzN)

99 It's pretty friggin obvious the NFL has told the officials that San Francisco is supposed to win this game. These are BS calls.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2014 10:30 PM (42tU5)

100 Her nose is starting to bother me, but I could get under it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 10:30 PM (KCxzN)

101 She has a nose?

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 10:34 PM (sDapq)

102 86 -- Prezzy Prayer Rug -- And it just keeps better and better... ///

http://tinyurl.com/lo9lvsw

Happy Holidays from the religion of peas... not.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 27, 2014 10:35 PM (/mTq0)

103 Serious You Guys: who-ever has the ONT duty tonight should be hounded mercilessly.

It's 10:43 PM Eastern for goD's sake.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 10:38 PM (KCxzN)

104 nood

ONT

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 10:42 PM (KCxzN)

105 Little Bobbie Costas came on during half time of the 49er and Sea Hawks , turned him off, did he cry and call for justice for the gentle giant?

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 27, 2014 10:50 PM (w+5ie)

106 You hate Seattle because you are a loser and your mother dresses you funny.

Posted by: zzdawg at November 27, 2014 10:53 PM (c6H2g)

107 Colin Kaepernick has truly mastered the 3-yard pass. Totally exciting!

And, apparently, his favorite receiver is Richard Sherman!

Fun game!

Posted by: RKae at November 28, 2014 12:44 AM (fsYD5)

108 Cute babe and I missed it stuffing myself at MIL's.

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2014 04:59 AM (u9gzs)

109 SEA 19-3

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 28, 2014 04:54 PM (e8kgV)

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