Game 2

Philadelphia at Dallas, open thread below for all the open things.

The fat man weighs in (SWIDT):

Eagles fan I presume? Good luck with that #GoCowboys RT @jonmarks975: @GovChristie your Cowboys are going down hard tomorrow Gov.
— Governor Christie (@GovChristie) November 26, 2014

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 04:40 PM

Comments

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1 Frist

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 04:35 PM (sDapq)

2 Gametime.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 27, 2014 04:35 PM (wVWRM)

3 Wow. Stomping a 14 comment thread. Kinda like kicking ducklings.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 27, 2014 04:36 PM (scgac)

4 Love you guys/gals. *drunken hugs*

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 04:36 PM (sDapq)

5 We sleep soundly in our beds because the Philadelphia Eagles stand ready tonight to visit violence on those who would deny them first place.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at November 27, 2014 04:36 PM (zxQ4h)

6 No elbows on that cheerleader although she has nice white meat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 04:37 PM (Z1cmo)

7 As a Giants fan, I can only hope for a lot of injuries. Since even I'm not that low, I guess I'll root for the Cowgirls.

(Read a piece about Jerry Jones, and I kind of developed a little sympathy for the man. I'm seeing an oncologist after the holidays; it might be operable)

Posted by: Oschisms at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (uqV2n)

8 Gov. Christie is a fat fuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (Z1cmo)

9 could drive a semi through those peaks

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (SyKbw)

10 That picture will never get old. Even her elbows are ok.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 27, 2014 04:41 PM (yjPMc)

11 Instead of an open thread I'd just as soon open her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 04:42 PM (GEICT)

12 Good luck, Oschisms.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 27, 2014 04:42 PM (yjPMc)

13 Lions and tigers and...

Oh, no, my mistake. Only Lions.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 27, 2014 04:44 PM (V22Sh)

14 11 Instead of an open thread I'd just as soon open her.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November

If you look real carefully I bet you would find a couple of openings. But I know where you coming from

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 04:44 PM (Z1cmo)

15

Going to repeat from the stomped thread.

Beautiful anthem pre-game. Perfect. Always tears me up.

Great game up.

Wine.

We'll deal with guests later on tonight, sharing dessert and coffee.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 04:44 PM (IXrOn)

16
Now that is a cheerleader pic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2014 04:46 PM (NtzGn)

17 that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good

Hard to think of Jerry Jones that way, but that is his employee...

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2014 04:47 PM (FcR7P)

18 Radar love!

Posted by: teh Wind at November 27, 2014 04:48 PM (frYU/)

19 Standings

National Football Conference - 2014 Regular Season

Philadelphia Eagles 8 3 0 .727 342 275 67
Dallas Cowboys 8 3 0 .727 292 240 52

giddy-up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 04:49 PM (IXrOn)

20 I broke down.

I'm eating a grilled cheese sammich (without sriracha).

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 04:51 PM (KCxzN)

21 Artifice binded in naughty splendor
unravels at discovery you're no big spender

Posted by: Wrong slope at November 27, 2014 04:51 PM (KG1MP)

22

oh my

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 04:53 PM (IXrOn)

23 Well this shit sucks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 04:53 PM (GEICT)

24 go iggles

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 27, 2014 04:54 PM (fIv/H)

25

Sanchez v Romo

cutie QB's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 04:55 PM (IXrOn)

26 She is the perfect cheerleader.

Posted by: Snafu at November 27, 2014 04:56 PM (g/0PX)

27 All the Iggles have to do is stop Murray and let Romo be Romo. Game over.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 04:57 PM (ucDmr)

28 just hit the target temp for the turkey, am told that the smashed potatoes won't be ready until 5:30

BBL

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 04:58 PM (KCxzN)

29 Now that's a woman.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 27, 2014 05:00 PM (AC0lD)

30 We are at 1 CST. I'm still stuffed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:00 PM (Z1cmo)

31

exciting game

wth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:01 PM (IXrOn)

32 27 All the Iggles have to do is stop Murray and let Romo be Romo. Game over.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 04:57 PM (ucDmr)

However the Eagles have Sanchez. All bets off

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:01 PM (Z1cmo)

33 All the Iggles have to do is stop Murray and let Romo be Romo. Game over.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 04:57 PM (ucDmr)

However the Eagles have Sanchez. All bets off
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:01 PM (Z1cmo)

LOL

You BOTH are right.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:02 PM (IXrOn)

34 artisanal 'ette

A happy TG to you & yours

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:03 PM (Z1cmo)

35 MH Sanchez is the wild card in this game, he is still kind of a fuck up.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:05 PM (ucDmr)

36 A happy TG to you & yours
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:03 PM (Z1cmo)

Same to you. Thanks. Hope your day is all smiles.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:05 PM (IXrOn)

37 MH Sanchez is the wild card in this game, he is still kind of a fuck up.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:05 PM (ucDmr)

We won't know until the 4th. lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn)

38 MH Sanchez is the wild card in this game, he is still kind of a fuck up.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:05 PM (ucDmr)

We won't know until the 4th. lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn)

39

Dallas puts some points on the board.

woohoo

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn)

40 Why is it so important to that fat Ckuf who beats New Jersey for the NFC East Division?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:07 PM (ZeBBB)

41 36: Happy Thanksgiving AA.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:08 PM (ucDmr)

42 Excellent observation Chavez

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:09 PM (Z1cmo)

43 AE stupid ipad.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:10 PM (ucDmr)

44 All NFC games today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:13 PM (Z1cmo)

45 I wonder if they will show the good 4 oclock game on Sunday?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:15 PM (ZeBBB)

46 Time for some pumpkin cheese cake my youngest made

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:15 PM (Z1cmo)

47 Not a Cowboys fan but my God, she's glorious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 27, 2014 05:15 PM (pWzW/)

48 I wonder if they will show the good 4 oclock game on Sunday?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:15 PM (ZeBBB)

4:05 Cardinals v Falcons
4:25 Patriots v Packers!!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:18 PM (IXrOn)

49 Go Pack! I'm afraid we won't be able to stop Gronk though. That dude is scary good.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:21 PM (ucDmr)

50 Is December going to come early for tony romo?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 27, 2014 05:23 PM (GULKT)

51

I'm going to have to root for Dallas today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:23 PM (IXrOn)

52
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:21 PM (ucDmr)

Pats O is a little different than da Bears. I'm not expecting a W that day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:24 PM (Z1cmo)

53 52: Neither am I. For some reason Pats just keep winning with guys I never heard of.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:27 PM (ucDmr)

54 The night game is gonna be good.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (Ruc3J)

55 The night game is gonna be good.
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (Ruc3J)

I give up on the late ones. I always fall asleep.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (IXrOn)

56 Doh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (ZeBBB)

57 Y'know, I'm not watching football today, but every so often I have to walk back to my computer and click back here just to see her again.

Can we just sticky this one at the top for the rest of the weekend?

Posted by: JEM at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (o+SC1)

58 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:27 PM (ucDmr)

Belichek is a great FB coach

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:29 PM (Z1cmo)

59 The night game is gonna be good.
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (Ruc3J)

I give up on the late ones. I always fall asleep.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (IXrOn)

Even though I love they guy with the "big head"*.

*as we are told over and over here at the AOSHQ

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:29 PM (IXrOn)

60 Y'know, I'm not watching football today, but every so often I have to walk back to my computer and click back here just to see her again.

Can we just sticky this one at the top for the rest of the weekend?
Posted by: JEM at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (o+SC1)

make it your wallpaper

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:30 PM (IXrOn)

61 They key to winning football games is scoring more points than the other team.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:30 PM (ZeBBB)

62 Not looking forward to Seabag Niner game. Harbaugh and Carrol on the same field. You'll be able to smell the ass through your tv. In high def.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:31 PM (ucDmr)

63 Sanchez, like all UCLA QB's, is just waiting for a spot to open up on network TV.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 27, 2014 05:32 PM (uqV2n)

64 They key to winning football games is scoring more points than the other team.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:30 PM (ZeBBB)

that was funny*

*wine is kicking in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:33 PM (IXrOn)

65 Apparently football games don't count.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 27, 2014 05:33 PM (uqV2n)

66 62 Not looking forward to Seabag Niner game. Harbaugh and Carrol on the same field. You'll be able to smell the ass through your tv. In high def.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014

Throw in Kaper-dick and it will be smell-o-vision

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:33 PM (Z1cmo)

67 RGIII might be backup to Tony Romo next year.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 27, 2014 05:35 PM (jucos)

68 USC QB sanchez

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:35 PM (Z1cmo)

69 MH Kaper dick will probably rape someone at half time. I still think he's part muzzy. Maybe behead somebody.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:35 PM (ucDmr)

70 Not looking forward to Seabag Niner game. Harbaugh and Carrol on the same field. You'll be able to smell the ass through your tv. In high def.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014

Throw in Kaper-dick and it will be smell-o-vision
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:33 PM (Z1cmo)

I turn on the "patchouli" smell infuser on my Smart TV to cover up that man mess.

Which do you choose?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:36 PM (IXrOn)

71 67 RGIII might be backup to Tony Romo next year.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 27, 2014 05:35 PM (jucos)

Mike Fucking Shanahan should never be allowed to coach in the NFL after what he allowed to happen to RG3s knee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:37 PM (Z1cmo)

72 70: All I have are scented candles. Many, many scented candles.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:37 PM (ucDmr)

73 oh oh

mumr is back on the other thread

hope we have a banhammer around, or is it scripted?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:37 PM (IXrOn)

74

mumr gone

nm

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:38 PM (IXrOn)

75 Go Hawks. I can't stand Carrol from his USC days but Wilson is a nice guy. Anyone who spends his off days at the children's hospital, every week, gets my vote.

Posted by: IC at November 27, 2014 05:38 PM (0gm5y)

76 They key to winning football games is scoring more points than the other team.
Posted by: Boss Moss

"In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2014 05:39 PM (s9AKD)

77 71: That rat faced moron should be fucking put in jail for a hate crime. Of course Gruden can't save that train wreck known as the Redskins. RG III needs a change of scenery and a real coach.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:40 PM (ucDmr)

78 72 70: All I have are scented candles. Many, many scented candles.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November

Lysol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:40 PM (Z1cmo)

79 George Carlin.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:42 PM (ZeBBB)

80 MH: Maybe I just won't watch, then I won't have to burn the house down to get rid of the smell.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:43 PM (ucDmr)

81 Well I agree with Boss Moss.... The big guys who BAM and CRASH.... allowing the little guys to run like Monkeys and DEEk and JUKE ... and .... what was I talkin' about again, ..... Oh yeah. BOOM.... The team that scores the most points always gets the Turkey Leg BAM.... and wins

Posted by: John Madden at November 27, 2014 05:43 PM (jucos)

82 Dallas is not a very good team.

And painful as even contemplating the matter is, Mark "Butt Fumble" Sanchez is a much better QB than Romo.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 27, 2014 05:45 PM (AXimz)

83 81: He's probably still doing that shtick in an assisted living facility in Hoboken or something.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:45 PM (ucDmr)

84 80 MH: Maybe I just won't watch, then I won't have to burn the house down to get rid of the smell.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:43 PM (ucDmr)

It's FB you have to watch Chavez although Chrissie is the color chick tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:45 PM (Z1cmo)

85 RGIII is not a professional Quarterback. He will get killed scrambling around in the Option because the pro lineman and linebacker are 10 times better than most college players and have more size and speed. NFL pocket passers last the longest and are the most durable.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 27, 2014 05:47 PM (jucos)

86 Dallas always has the best cheerleaders.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 27, 2014 05:47 PM (BhHy0)

87 Is that Aikman and Buck? I hate those two.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:47 PM (ZeBBB)

88 MH: I like Al Michaels I think he might be a secret moron.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:47 PM (ucDmr)

89 Washington should have traded up for Luck.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:48 PM (ZeBBB)

90 Washington passed on getting Luck. Hence they now have no luck.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 27, 2014 05:49 PM (jucos)

91 89: Rat face would have fucked him all up too. Nobody would know who Luck is today if he went to Washington.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 05:50 PM (ucDmr)

92 Boykin on the Eggles has a nice ass!

Posted by: keena at November 27, 2014 05:52 PM (RiTnx)

93 26 She is the perfect cheerleader.
Posted by: Snafu at November 27, 2014 04:56 PM (g/0PX)

Almost. She ain't nekked and in my bed or making me a sammich.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 27, 2014 05:59 PM (LZFcA)

94 Chavez I like the rat face name

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 05:59 PM (Z1cmo)

95 94: Thanks. I can't take credit for it though.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:05 PM (ucDmr)

96 Lurker here -- taking a moment at halftime to say "hello" and give thanks for The Horde. Blessings and safety to you all!!

Posted by: gdgm+ at November 27, 2014 06:06 PM (FyMHL)

97 Washington should have traded up for Luck.

H� H� H� H�!

Posted by: HR does not want a wafer-thin mint at November 27, 2014 06:06 PM (ImIut)

98 Still no umlauts? Really?

Posted by: HR does not want a wafer-thin mint at November 27, 2014 06:06 PM (ImIut)

99 Pitbull has to be the ultimate in halftime entertainment. WTF? Sounds like a cat threeway.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:07 PM (ucDmr)

100 Blessings and safety to you all!!

Posted by: gdgm+ at November 27, 2014 06:06 PM (FyMHL)

And the same to you!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 27, 2014 06:08 PM (V22Sh)

101 Wtf is this half time shit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:08 PM (b5BZa)

102 96: Same to you.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:09 PM (ucDmr)

103 Posted by: gdgm+ at November 27, 2014 06:06 PM (FyMHL)

Happy TG to you lurker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:09 PM (b5BZa)

104 These guys are famous for what? Mumbling and walking around to the music? I wonder how much they paid to be in the Halftime show?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 06:09 PM (ZeBBB)

105 KEINE UMLAUTE
KEIN FRIEDEN

Posted by: HR does not want a wafer-thin mint at November 27, 2014 06:09 PM (ImIut)

106 Posted by: HR does not want a wafer-thin mint at November 27, 2014 06:06 PM (ImIut)

Oh come on, it's just a wafer thin mint...what could it hurt?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 27, 2014 06:09 PM (V22Sh)

107 MH see my reply at 99.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:10 PM (ucDmr)

108 Seriously, WTF is up with halftime "entertainment" these days?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 27, 2014 06:11 PM (AXimz)

109 I can walk around and act like a dumbass to the music.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 06:11 PM (ZeBBB)

110 It's a big day for Joe Biden.

http://tinyurl.com/nmh86l5

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2014 06:12 PM (LImiJ)

111 Pittbull? My neighbor has pit bulls. This guy is no pit bull perhaps a retarded mutt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:13 PM (b5BZa)

112 I can walk around and act like a dumbass to the music.

-
Of course, beer helps.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 27, 2014 06:14 PM (LImiJ)

113 Oh come on, it's just a wafer thin mint...what could it hurt?

Exactly.

Of course, beer helps.

Mmmm. Beer.

Posted by: HR does not want a wafer-thin mint at November 27, 2014 06:16 PM (ImIut)

114 108: would rather listen to Kid Rock anyday. At least it's music.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:17 PM (ucDmr)

115 Beer would be a waste on that half time show

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:17 PM (b5BZa)

116 That halftime show needed some Red Foreman foot in their ass. Pitbull is the Bruce Springsteen of rap.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:20 PM (ucDmr)

117 Oh gawd, I ate too much.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at November 27, 2014 06:22 PM (nS8d/)

118 What kind of knot did she use to tie that top?

I must reverse engineer it

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 06:23 PM (GrXXa)

119 What kind of knot did she use to tie that top?

Double overhand Melon knot.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at November 27, 2014 06:25 PM (nS8d/)

120 I'm just going to leave this here.
http://is.gd/za7uMc

And go make a pitcher of gimlets.

Posted by: HR does not want a wafer-thin mint at November 27, 2014 06:25 PM (ImIut)

121 I note on passing that Troy Aikman is sporting facial hair today, and . . .

Yes, Joe Buck is, as well.

Joe really needs to just get it over with some day and drop onto the tile and blow Troy right in front of the entire country. Might as well; everyone in America who watches football knows he is ghey for Aikman.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2014 06:25 PM (S7JAu)

122 118 What kind of knot did she use to tie that top?

I must reverse engineer it
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014

Compliance pics for that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:25 PM (b5BZa)

123 This would suck for the Cowboys if all they get is a FG out of that fumble recovery

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 06:27 PM (GrXXa)

124 121: Thanks for that mental image. Need I remind you of the Hillary Clinton twerking with a reset button buttplug?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:28 PM (ucDmr)

125 Matching chinpubes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 06:29 PM (ZeBBB)

126 Compliance pics for that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:25 PM (b5BZa)

As you wish ...

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/538059349634351104

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 06:30 PM (GrXXa)

127 Troy Aikman and Joe Buck Facebook page.

http://tinyurl.com/p99p8j7

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 06:32 PM (ZeBBB)

128 Hiya fappers! Hope everyone is having a great Thanksgiving! Just finished an awesome turkey dinner and my fifth glass of wine - life is good!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2014 06:36 PM (AVWYi)

129 Eagles dagger

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:36 PM (b5BZa)

130 GGE , What time's the meetup tomorrow ?
I'm good up til' around 2:00 pm.

Posted by: awkward davies at November 27, 2014 06:39 PM (Z+Mqb)

131 Game over. Dallas offense is inept today.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 06:39 PM (ucDmr)

132 Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2014 06:30 PM (GrXXa)

I thank you for your cooperation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 06:40 PM (b5BZa)

133 Insomniac is loaded, and "loaded"!

Between the tryptophan and wine, sleep shall take you soon, my friend.

3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at November 27, 2014 06:43 PM (S7JAu)

134 Romo can haz bag of dicks.

Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 06:49 PM (sDapq)

135 Tony is going into his December swoon early. How 'bout them Cowboys! Suck it Jerry!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at November 27, 2014 06:50 PM (8f5z5)

136 Note to Jason Garret. Don't serve turkey and red wine for the pre game meal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 27, 2014 06:50 PM (KFdZd)

137 Thought Jimmy Johnson said Dallas was going to the super bowl. Guess he forgot about Romo the Jay Cutler of Dallas.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 07:03 PM (ucDmr)

138 Sorry ... Wife and Kids are watching TV. Has Dallas started the Traditional Winter Collapse a week early ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 27, 2014 07:03 PM (xWPj1)

139 138: Totally.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 07:04 PM (ucDmr)

140 Gobble gobble gobble

Ok, need to drink more. Have a great evening, weirdos what live in my phone.

Posted by: DC's phone at November 27, 2014 07:06 PM (hxHt4)

141 Got sucked into work meeting all morning, putting off the mashed taters, stuffing and dinner rolls.

Turkey is now late by 3 hours.

Just tasted stuffing and gravy and it's quite good.

Bird resting ready for slicing.

Taters in oven on 200, green bean casserole is coming up to serving temp.

Dinner rolls are shit canned, but who cares, you don't need them.

Latest crisis at office is stable and will wait until tomorrow, after 3 hours of conference calls and calls to other teams who are ignoring our calls and tickets. But our responsibilities are done and dusted.

Oldest brat is on the couch watching Glee and bitching non stop, "where's the fucking turkey" because she wants to leave for friends house.

Why do we do this again?

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 27, 2014 07:08 PM (8N+Kq)

142 Romo looks like a land locked tuna sucking wind.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 07:12 PM (ucDmr)

143 My two brothers are dealing with a Thanksgiving crisis. About 24 of us are all together at the ranch and watched the Spurs game last night no problem, but during the night the main satellite dish expired in perfect weather. Bros went back into town to brave Walmart on Black Thursday for some coaxial.

At this time I don't know if they survived Walmart. Sis told them to stay together and leave no man behind. We're praying for them

So far the septic system is holding, so that's a blessing.

Posted by: Stace, watching the game on a tiny bedroom TV at November 27, 2014 07:12 PM (MSiSP)

144 Another Thanksgiving done.

I'm tired.

Stepson liked his gift.

Time for a drink.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 07:12 PM (doBIb)

145 Only in Florida. New Smyrna to be exact.

Man arrested for trying to set up a meth lab in a public bathroom.

Happy Thanksgiving BCochran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2014 07:19 PM (XhS3T)

146 The elbows, they insist upon themselves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2014 07:22 PM (z0I/T)

147 146 The elbows, they insist upon themselves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2014 07:22 PM (z0I/T)

They're like the Straits of Gibraltar.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 07:23 PM (doBIb)

148 >>>Time for a drink.

Yay!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 07:24 PM (b5BZa)

149 Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!

Posted by: RG3 at November 27, 2014 07:24 PM (zwdxl)

150 Praise God.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2014 07:24 PM (0FSuD)

151 148 >>>Time for a drink.

Yay!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 07:24 PM (b5BZa)

Yay! Alcohol!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 07:25 PM (doBIb)

152 If that's Daisy, my loner days are over!

Posted by: Jesse at November 27, 2014 07:27 PM (42tU5)

153 I have eaten too much today. I am not thankful for my lack of will power

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 07:27 PM (b5BZa)

154
so Vick took Nick Foles' job

then Vick was dumped to Jets

where did Nick Foles end up?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 27, 2014 07:36 PM (9WnL1)

155 154
so Vick took Nick Foles' job

then Vick was dumped to Jets

where did Nick Foles end up?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 27, 2014 07:36 PM (9WnL1)

On the sidelines with a broken collarbone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 07:38 PM (b5BZa)

156 Been at wife's families place all day.

DORKS

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 27, 2014 07:39 PM (0FSuD)

157 BUT WHO IS BUTT FUMBLE?

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 27, 2014 07:42 PM (2cS/G)

158 Those can't be real...
or she wouldn't be hiding them behind her back like that.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 27, 2014 07:44 PM (vHjbk)

159 Aggies v LSU looks like it could have a lot of scoring.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2014 07:55 PM (9BRsg)

160 Oh my. I could probably never enjoy that young lass because it would end up on my socks. Bravo Dave.

Posted by: dingbat at November 27, 2014 08:01 PM (yXrPU)

161 Well she's a winnah! But the Cowboys stunk the joint up.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 27, 2014 08:04 PM (wdHk6)

162 The latest smash and grab technique in the Chicago area (Besides what Detroit just did to them) is smashing pickup trucks through the back of high-end stores where swarms of people then run in and rob them in an unscheduled Black Thursday.

http://tinyurl.com/n6r485t

Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2014 08:09 PM (ahBY0)

163 The latest smash and grab technique in the Chicago area (Besides what Detroit just did to them)

Hahaha......nice!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:11 PM (doBIb)

164 dartist, I just saw that on the news but if they named the city I missed it. Or maybe its already spread.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 08:12 PM (7w/kf)

165 The result was predictable. NO team should have to play a Sunday night road game before a Thursday game.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 27, 2014 08:13 PM (Dl45g)

166 Not a Dallas fan, but dayam! They sure know how to grow cheerleaders down there. Now back to read the comments.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 27, 2014 08:13 PM (vVSOO)

167 I have not tasted bread since August 15.
I swore I wouldn't eat any tatoes or bread. Ok, I only had two smallish servings of the mashed potatoes and the sweet potatoes. Each. I swore I wouldn't eat any dinner rolls.

At least I stopped at 2.

Ok, three.

And a piece of pie.

And a glass of pinot noir with the smoked turkey.

Back to oat bran and yogurt tomorrow, if I can stand it.

Posted by: SarahW at November 27, 2014 08:14 PM (Lbv/k)

168 167 I have not tasted bread since August 15.
I swore I wouldn't eat any tatoes or bread. Ok, I only had two smallish servings of the mashed potatoes and the sweet potatoes. Each. I swore I wouldn't eat any dinner rolls.

At least I stopped at 2.

Ok, three.

And a piece of pie.

And a glass of pinot noir with the smoked turkey.

Back to oat bran and yogurt tomorrow, if I can stand it.

Posted by: SarahW at November 27, 2014 08:14 PM (Lbv/k)

Come to the dark side, Sarah...

We have cookies!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:17 PM (doBIb)

169 Hello, Horde!

I got to meet one of the 80s Cowboys cheerleaders a few years ago. Turns out she's married to one of my radio heroes, Jim Zippo. She's still beautiful and a real class act.

Tonight: I'm stuffed from dinner. Eating a whole chicken, even if it's the size of a cornish hen, is still a LOT of chicken. Pretty proud of myself for roasting them for the first time. CW Jr. says his rocked.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2014 08:17 PM (rJUlF)

170 100 - Hey GGE, thanks for the kind reply. I don't think you've yet commented publicly on it yet, but I hope things are still well between you and family, after the latest "meeting" of a birth parent...

I really would *prefer* to lurk, due to employers and the NSA possibly "watching" my comments, but I would like to offer up a couple of things to the group, for the holiday season:

- I'm in Delaware, nearer to the Phila. Eagles side than to the Baltimore Ravens side to the south of the state... so I can say locally, a lot of people are still confused by coach Chip Kelly's style and choices, compared to previous coach Andy Reid's. But while it's interesting and often exciting to see Eagles games now, they haven't yet proven they can win against top shelf teams *cough*Green Bay*cough*New England*cough*San Francisco*cough*

- Re: Joe Biden, he is a Delaware phenom whom the rational people from other states don't necessarily "get". I've lived in DE a number of years, but am not FROM here, still a problem to the natives. Re: the link about Joe and trains, I've met and spoken briefly with him a few times from the years 2002 - 2007, before 7 AM on weekdays at the Wilmington, DE train station. I'd be awaiting a train North to NYC, while he (and sometimes other Delaware politicians, such as Mike Castle) would be taking an early train South to Washington. I'd be groggy and sleepy (waking up at 5 AM to get to the train station by 6:30 to catch a 7 AM-ish train to NY for morning work meetings there, groan) and Biden would be manically walking around shaking hands and talking to people: "Hey Man!" he'd say to me, while I was still sleepy and cranky there, holding my cup...

Also unfortunately, there are some people here to the left of Joe: if you want to increase your blood pressure, see http://delawareliberal.net

Again, safe and pleasant holidays to all in the Horde. It seems to embarrass him, but I'd also like to wish 'tsrbike' well. Also good wishes (and safety) to 'TangoNine', and to 'HR Needs Donuts' and her varied aliases.

Posted by: gdgm+ at November 27, 2014 08:18 PM (FyMHL)

171 Sarah W,

I had a small serving of dressing tonight. It's back to the low-carb diet tomorrow, but dang it, a one-cup serving every Thanksgiving won't kill me.

I hope.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2014 08:18 PM (rJUlF)

172 Wednesday it happened on the West side on Madison and this morning in the North Austin area. Sounds like it's been happening for a couple of months, my SIL said there was one in Oakbrook recently. I didn't think you could get through a brick wall that easily.

Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2014 08:19 PM (ahBY0)

173 Wednesday it happened on the West side on Madison and this morning in the North Austin area. Sounds like it's been happening for a couple of months, my SIL said there was one in Oakbrook recently. I didn't think you could get through a brick wall that easily.

Criminals don't have enough clothes? They have to steal them?

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:21 PM (doBIb)

174 "Again, safe and pleasant holidays to all in the
Horde. It seems to embarrass him, but I'd also like to wish 'tsrbike'
well. Also good wishes (and safety) to 'TangoNine', and to 'HR Needs
Donuts' and her varied aliases.

Posted by: gdgm+"

That's a very nice post and an interesting story.

Happy Holidays to you Lurker, Illegitimi non carborundum!

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 27, 2014 08:22 PM (8N+Kq)

175 Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:17 PM (doBIb)

Pumpkin cheese cake, blueberry & Apple pie here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 08:22 PM (b5BZa)

176 Criminals don't have enough clothes? They have to steal them?

Lol, the news said they took jeans worth $600 a pair. A PAIR? I don't think they're wearing them.

Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2014 08:23 PM (ahBY0)

177 You know what sounds good right now?

Sushi

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 08:24 PM (KCxzN)

178 175 Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:17 PM (doBIb)

Pumpkin cheese cake, blueberry & Apple pie here
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 08:22 PM (b5BZa)

Yum!

The wife made a pecan pie with pecans she picked herself from a grove at a nearby park. Local food!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:24 PM (doBIb)

179 Lol, the news said they took jeans worth $600 a pair. A PAIR? I don't think they're wearing them.

That's like $2000 HDMI cables.

LOL!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:25 PM (doBIb)

180 I'd pay $25 for a four foot S-Video cable, delivered.

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 08:26 PM (KCxzN)

181 Nood cheerleader.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2014 08:27 PM (doBIb)

182 So we sit down finally with plates loaded with turkey, taters stuffing (my stuffing came out perfect) green bean casserole
and gravy in top, like a picture from a cook book.

I am gearing up to ask the family all to state what they are thankful for, which I think is a nice thing.

Oldest daughter, the one who has been bitching for hours with "where the hell is my turkey?" (in a nice way of course) beats me to it and says, I am thankful for Chanel perfume. Of course she was kidding and started to list off all kinds of nice things.

I was proud of that.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 27, 2014 08:30 PM (8N+Kq)

183 No end to the entertainment around here, starting with Cutler who signed a 7 year $126.70 million contract. He earns an average yearly salary of $18,100,000 LOL.

Posted by: dartist at November 27, 2014 08:33 PM (ahBY0)

184 Captain Whitebread

The hard part is stopping, I can't stop when I eat bread or potatoes, or stop wanting them anyway. Bread is the worst of all.

Portion control is harder than abstinence.
I ate a piece of chocolate though and that helped me forget bread.

Posted by: SarahW at November 27, 2014 09:30 PM (Lbv/k)

185 fake boobs

Posted by: charleston at November 28, 2014 01:56 PM (T6B/5)

186 33-10

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 28, 2014 04:52 PM (e8kgV)

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