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New Jurassic Park Sequel to be Released in 2015
It's called, Fuck You, America: This Is What You Get.
And we deserve it, too. Yeah I know we all love Chris Pratt but seriously.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 07:56 PM (0D41U)
Subtitle: The Life and Times of Eric Holder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2014 07:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Steven Spielberg at November 26, 2014 07:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 26, 2014 07:58 PM (y2suD)
I just hope he doesn't have a case of the Shia Leboufs. He seems to be actually likeable.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 07:58 PM (0D41U)
Posted by: Calvin at November 26, 2014 07:58 PM (WqBzG)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 07:59 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: BignJames at November 26, 2014 07:59 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 07:59 PM (zwdxl)
Nature found a way. And this time there is no guys named Treadwell or Patel to become with the food chain.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:00 PM (qtcbX)
As I understand the Queen does not allow Hollywood to film her defense forces.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 08:00 PM (0D41U)
Posted by: wizardpc at November 26, 2014 08:01 PM (CQ7bM)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at November 26, 2014 08:01 PM (8ZskC)
I thought the whole point of the books was that the CGI monsters were going to escape or be re-produced on the mainland by InGen or whatever.
Anyone of us can sketch out the three acts of any of these sequels by now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2014 08:01 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 08:01 PM (fL/7/)
does it have kids in it?
kids doing the Spielberg Special, i.e., acting terrified, i.e, breathing erratically on camera?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (Knv95)
They'll be adding vampires by the next installment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (0LHZx)
So I don't buy.
Good grief, Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, VI.... and on and on.
Star Wars, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 and whatever.
Write something fucking new that people will enjoy (like perhaps celebrate American people and culture for once, instead of attacking it. Stop pushing your socialist crap every damn time. Show the military in a realistic and respectful light.
Stop the damn preaching. Try and entertain.
You fucksticks do this, and I guarantee you will make bank. Benjamins. Cheddar. George Fucking Washington Dollar Bills.
That's all I have to say about that.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (v5UtH)
It reminds me of "Indiana Jones and the Nonsense of the Crystal Skulls" where we were treated to a sword-fight on the backs of jeeps that were zooming through the jungle like they were travelling on a sheet of glass!
What is it with Spielberg?
Long ago (in "Raiders...") when they needed to drag a guy behind a truck, they friggin' DRAGGED A GUY BEHIND A TRUCK! Now, it's all CGI laziness and no one gives a tinker's cuss if it looks realistic or not.
Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 08:03 PM (fsYD5)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:03 PM (Knv95)
"Jurassic World: Because Nobody Learned Their Lesson The First Time They Tried Building An Amusement Park Based On Monkeying Around With Dinosaur DNA"
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 08:03 PM (8UcBp)
Posted by: Spurwing Drover at November 26, 2014 08:04 PM (2+bRt)
And oh yeah. Why doesn't the Jurassic Park security force have M-1A2 tanks? Something that might stand up to a brontosaurus stepping on it while sneering at Raptors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:04 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Tom Freidman at November 26, 2014 08:04 PM (znT2j)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 26, 2014 08:04 PM (H/9vm)
Posted by: Zakn at November 26, 2014 08:04 PM (ec1Ol)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 08:05 PM (Oo0Xc)
Why are you holding back, Mrs. Lowry? Tell us how you really feel.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 08:05 PM (8UcBp)
Incidentally, why hasn't anyone noticed that Michael Brown and then the grand jury decision was the media's MacGuffin device?
The media's been screaming for weeks: YOU REALLY NEED TO CARE ABOUT THIS!!!
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:06 PM (Knv95)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:04 PM (qtcbX)
Nobody knows how to use guns and military-grade equipment in Jurassic Park movies, silly.
What we're going to see is somebody defeating raptors with gymnastics....again.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 08:06 PM (Oo0Xc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 26, 2014 08:06 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:06 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 08:08 PM (8UcBp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:08 PM (qtcbX)
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So..., kind of analogous to contemporary music?
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:08 PM (F2IAQ)
Monkey and dinosaur DNA?
I think we have our next movie, gents!
Posted by: sharp Hollywood exec at November 26, 2014 08:08 PM (WqBzG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:08 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:09 PM (qtcbX)
ahh, fuck it.
Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2014 08:09 PM (2+bRt)
Someone say monkeys??
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:09 PM (Knv95)
Posted by: Anna
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Sinclair : http://tinyurl.com/p2of3zf
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:09 PM (F2IAQ)
From the trailer:
Chris Pratt is Grant/Malcom/Muldoon.
Bryce Howard is Sadler/Hammond.
Kid is the two kids.
First act is the first act of Jurassic Park.
Huge action spectacle is "dino rampages among people" from The Lost World, except inside the park rather than in San Francisco.
There will be a dinosaur brawl between a T. Rex and the "hybrid," a la T. Rex vs spinosaurus in JPIII.
So, here's me: "Umm...what's the point?" The only way I'll be interested in this is if the "hybrid" is actually a genetic combination of a dinosaur and Samuel L. Jackson.
Posted by: Doctor Cynic at November 26, 2014 08:10 PM (rzggC)
Posted by: Michael Crichton at November 26, 2014 08:10 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: keninnorcal at November 26, 2014 08:10 PM (On0/h)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2014 08:10 PM (0D41U)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at November 26, 2014 08:11 PM (9y18Y)
Posted by: zombie Robert Muldoon at November 26, 2014 08:11 PM (H/9vm)
Would Unocal pay promotional consideration?
Posted by: Steven Spielberg at November 26, 2014 08:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Who Was Guy at November 26, 2014 08:12 PM (Z7toi)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 26, 2014 08:12 PM (1fIxV)
Posted by: Lego fire walk at November 26, 2014 08:12 PM (KG1MP)
Posted by: OregonMuse"
Think of how asewome The Sum Of All Fears could have been! Great writing, great imagination, great (but disturbing) story!
And they ruined it beyond recognition to satisfy their PC ideology.
These shitstains were a critical part of the election of El Jefe, and this cannot be forgotten.
Screw them, every one of them.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:12 PM (rqrnV)
Act 1: Super scientist recruited to go to mysterious dinosaur island full of mystery and dinosaurs. Oh shizz! These kids are going too!
Act 2: Dino's are beeg! Look Dino crap. Oh, ahahaha, kid fell in dino crap. That dino that we totes said couldn't possibly ever escaped, well, oopsie.
Act 3: Dino - "RAWWWOOORR" Super scientist - "I told youz!"
Run, run, jump, run, hide, run, run, crash, bang, run, run, run. aaand escape island.
The END ... OR IS IT????
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2014 08:12 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: Erowmero at November 26, 2014 08:12 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 08:13 PM (Oo0Xc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:13 PM (qtcbX)
Totally worth it.
Unix. So Easy, A Girl Can Use It.
Posted by: Unix Marketing Department at November 26, 2014 08:14 PM (4CVLy)
Posted by: Arthur at November 26, 2014 08:14 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: Bluuue Robin--yeeahhh at November 26, 2014 08:14 PM (KG1MP)
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 08:03 PM (fsYD5)
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Creepy Guy in the Red Letter Media critique of the second Star Wars trilogy (i.e. the prequels) noted that when actors ran through actual sets there was action and momentum to a scene, whereas when everything is green-screened it's very static because the actors just stroll around the small filming area. There's an awful lot of "walk and talk" segments in the prequels.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:15 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Unix Marketing Department"
There were a few funny lines there.
"I know this! This is UNIX*. I can do this!"
"I HATE this hacker shit!"
*it's UNIX, not Unix.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:16 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:16 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:16 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 08:16 PM (8UcBp)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:17 PM (zwdxl)
From what they've released, this is back on the first island, and it's
there because a company bought out the old InGen company from the first
movies and were like "holy shit, there's a like 95% complete park here!
If we just round everything back up and fix everything we can rake in
the cash without all the up-front investment!". The 2 sequels were on a different island.
Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 26, 2014 08:17 PM (3x55d)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:16 PM (/4AZU)
The dinos are just looking for a home, man.
Posted by: George Romeo at November 26, 2014 08:18 PM (Oo0Xc)
I've really tired of most CGI as well.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 08:18 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Roy Schnieder at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (/4AZU)
Clearly this Jurassic Park is about Hillary. And her walker.
Chasing people down for votes. and then killing some on a park bench.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: you think automation like this comes cheap? at November 26, 2014 08:20 PM (WqBzG)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 26, 2014 08:20 PM (lG2E3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:18 PM (GEICT)
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**defenestrates BCochran into raptor pit**
It's going to blow and you know it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:20 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: The mayor of candor at November 26, 2014 08:20 PM (JT2ZF)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:20 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2014 08:21 PM (/RjIj)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:21 PM (Knv95)
Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Costanza Defense"
I've always used UNIX as compared to MULTICS.
But yes it is used as a word all over the place. To me it's UNIX and not a word.
To each his own.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (4CVLy)
Around here that's a porno plot.
Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (DL2i+)
Bok bok bok chicka wow wow
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 08:22 PM (mx5oN)
Because that's all I care about, honestly.
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (h8UWI)
But all the amber with bugs in it you see is actually not old enough to hold dinosaur DNA but Crichton went hey that sounds like a neat idea and ran with it. And here we are. Rehashing the previous JP movies like every Ghost in the Shell movie rehashes what has been in every other Ghost in the Shell movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:20 PM (QBm1P)
Know that this is like...I dunno...75% the tequila.....FUCK YOU.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: I am the Eggman at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (a5F9g)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (vOXBf)
George Fucking Washington Dollar Bills.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (rqrnV)
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
That's the first hit you get when you type "Washington" into YouTube, by the way.
Not sure what that says about our culture.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (qtcbX)
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What happens when they start sweetening the looks of actors with CGI, and then you see their hideous carcasses in real life? I mean, it'll be worse that "Stars Without Makeup!"
And speaking of CGI actors, I was wondering how they'll finish up Mockingjay Pt II without Philip Seymour Hoffman. But apparently they have enough footage that they can CGI his image into the missing segments.
How long before they do without pesky actors altogether?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:24 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 08:24 PM (4CVLy)
Posted by: @votermom at November 26, 2014 08:24 PM (cbfNE)
way I'll be interested in this is if the "hybrid" is actually a genetic
combination of a dinosaur and Samuel L. Jackson.
Posted by: Doctor Cynic
Would it help if the T. Rex was voiced by Morgan Freeman? The hybrid would, of course, have to be Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: pep at November 26, 2014 08:25 PM (4nR9/)
George Fucking Washington Dollar Bills.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:02 PM (rqrnV)
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
That's the first hit you get when you type "Washington" into YouTube, by the way.
Not sure what that says about our culture.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
Six foot twenty, made of radiation!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 08:25 PM (mx5oN)
Like maybe a Dinosaur gets loose?
I'm sure they designed that place so no dinosaurs would get loose. Amirite?
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:25 PM (MDgS8)
Chasing people down for votes. and then killing some on a park bench.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (NtzGn)
So it's set in Fort Marcy Park?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 08:26 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Bond. James Bond. at November 26, 2014 08:26 PM (TA0uC)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:26 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (GEICT)
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***smashes bottle of glazed donut vodka over BCochran's skull, flips over table***
Holiday fight!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: RIP Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: @votermom at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (Z9Gj4)
So... they're going to trip over the couch, then, and that will be the end of them?
Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 08:28 PM (fsYD5)
Posted by: RIP Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:28 PM (MDgS8)
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Good luck with that
Posted by: Pixar Union Local 101 at November 26, 2014 08:28 PM (TA0uC)
Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2014 08:29 PM (bAGA/)
The 300 prequel sucks to the point of blowing.
You didn't like it?
Let me ask you something. Shemp: a legit Stooge or not?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:29 PM (Knv95)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:29 PM (qtcbX)
That will lllliterally *never* get old.
Posted by: RIP Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:30 PM (MDgS8)
Holiday fight!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (QBm1P)
Please tell me that was an empty bottle of glazed donut vodka!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 08:30 PM (fL/7/)
Holiday fight!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (QBm1P)
*shatters bottle of Cinnabon vodka*
Let's dance!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:31 PM (GEICT)
Chasing people down for votes. and then killing some on a park bench.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 08:19 PM (NtzGn)
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll7YzrGbM4
Posted by: Michael Crichton's Hat at November 26, 2014 08:31 PM (lN8KC)
You see the problem.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 26, 2014 08:31 PM (vUDnY)
Holiday fight!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:27 PM (QBm1P)
*shatters bottle of Cinnabon vodka*
Let's dance!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:31 PM (GEICT)
I've heard of a bar brawl, but a bar slap fight is a new one on me.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 08:32 PM (mx5oN)
Johnny: This? Well, I can make a hat; I can make a broach; I can make a pterodactyl!
Posted by: Movie Executive meeting minutes at November 26, 2014 08:32 PM (KG1MP)
Don't make a freaking maniac outta me .......
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 26, 2014 08:33 PM (HkkyM)
Was Sammy Hagar part of Van Halen?
Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 08:33 PM (4CVLy)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:33 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Pixar Union Local 101 at November 26, 2014 08:28 PM (TA0uC)
True story.
Many years ago, my broker said why don't you speculate and put some coin into this new technology thing that Pixar is going to be doing with advanced CGI.
I said, no thanks, who in their right mind is going to be watching feature films based on computer graphics?
Ooops!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 08:33 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 08:33 PM (zOTsN)
btw, Anna, I was trying to remember another japanese cartoon last night -- about an morose android women and some man. I was gonna come back and axe you but then I remembered...
R. Dorothy Wayneright in Big O.
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:34 PM (Knv95)
Warchowskis, Mila Kunis, delayed, makes no frakkin' sense.
Behold, the anti-Ace review.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2014 08:34 PM (m9V0o)
1.) Be drug addicts
2.) Be narcissists
3.) Be left wing loonies
4.) Belong to bizarre religions invented in California that mingle Kaballah, Luciferianism, Freemasonry and transcendental meditation
5.) Rape children
Posted by: RKae at November 26, 2014 08:34 PM (fsYD5)
http://youtu.be/y_7o1pAwhDA
For some oddly strange reason....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:35 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:35 PM (/4AZU)
Many years ago, my broker said why don't you speculate and put some coin into this new technology thing that Pixar is going to be doing with advanced CGI.
I said, no thanks, who in their right mind is going to be watching feature films based on computer graphics?
Ooops!
Kinda like how, back in college, someone told me about this way of imbedding graphics in images to read over networks.
I looked at it, thought about DL speed, and decided that this "World Wide Web" madness would go nowhere.
Keep that in mind when I pontificate.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2014 08:35 PM (m9V0o)
Ha Hat. I didn't know there was a whole parody section called Geriatric Park. I hope somebody does that for the shrew come election time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 08:36 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:31 PM (GEICT)
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**spews gout of absinthe, lights it with cigarillo, room bursts into flames**
"Burn this b*tch down!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:36 PM (QBm1P)
Behold, the anti-Ace review.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2014 08:34 PM (m9V0o)
Sounds like a winner to me!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:36 PM (GEICT)
Was Sammy Hagar part of Van Halen?
First, you passed my litmus test on taste and intelligence -- I can safely follow your movie recommendations.
Second, Sammy Hagar was never really Van Halen, but neither was David Lee Roth, really.
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 26, 2014 08:38 PM (Knv95)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 26, 2014 08:38 PM (1CroS)
"Burn this b*tch down!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:36 PM (QBm1P)
*takes swig of Bacardi 151*
*stuffs rag down neck of half full bottle*
*lights rag*
Let's do this shit!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:38 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:38 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (WNERA)
I am so disappointed in you. I can't believe that you would torch Bacardi 151 rum, even in an Eris altercation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 08:40 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at November 26, 2014 08:40 PM (MDgS8)
http://is.gd/McbEaJ
Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (ImIut)
Same face I made when I saw it in the store.
Ask DC. He's apparently a fan of that kind of abomination.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (GEICT)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes meets Jurassic Park.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (qtcbX)
Think we could persuade them to mix in a little dinosaur-squishing Pacific Rim at the end?
A sort of deus ex machina, if you will.
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (JybVy)
Just playing devil's advocate but is it POSSIBLE Gentle Giant Michael Brown was trying to HUG Darren Wilson? Like the store owner he hugged?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (NtzGn)
Or witches, or vampires, or greedy wall street bankers.
With some gratuitous sex and nudity.
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (mjYvT)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 08:40 PM (fL/7/)
I took a swig first! And that shit will ruin your damn night.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:42 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Roy at November 26, 2014 08:42 PM (TA0uC)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:42 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 26, 2014 08:33 PM (4CVLy)
Actually, Shemp was an original member when they played vaudeville, before the movie shorts.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:43 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 08:44 PM (ucDmr)
Iron Man meets Schindler's List meets Smokey and the Bandit
Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 08:44 PM (ImIut)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 26, 2014 08:44 PM (sH832)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:44 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (GEICT)
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Dude...to this day, I cannot stand the smell of 151. It compels you to make poor life choices.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:45 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Paleride at November 26, 2014 08:45 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 08:39 PM (zOTsN)
...............
Call them when they are about 10 minutes out and ask them to pick you up some more. Duh.
Posted by: Molly k. at November 26, 2014 08:45 PM (UybxK)
Might as well if they don't get to ride the dirt bikes.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 26, 2014 08:45 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 08:46 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:45 PM (QBm1P)
*nods*
Two words: Wild. Turkey.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:46 PM (GEICT)
...walkie-talkies!
Posted by: Steven Spielberg at November 26, 2014 08:46 PM (H/9vm)
Posted by: bigger is not better at November 26, 2014 08:46 PM (WNERA)
http://youtu.be/_rkAccVSPfA
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:47 PM (qtcbX)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes meets Jurassic Park.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (qtcbX)
*********
AT THIS POINT WE MIGHT AS WELL CROSS THE MEME STREAMS?
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES MEETS JURRASIC PARK?
Posted by: Al Sharpton, As voiced by Paul Anka Played by Brian Dennehy at November 26, 2014 08:47 PM (jucos)
Posted by: HR drinking beer and drinking beer at November 26, 2014 08:44 PM (ImIut)
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Isn't that basically the next Iron Sky movie?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:48 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 26, 2014 08:48 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:49 PM (qtcbX)
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Oh Ridley, Ridley....
If you couldn't be trusted with your own Alien franchise, and Moses looks like a turkey...can I trust you with a Blade Runner sequel?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:50 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:50 PM (zwdxl)
They were not dinosaurs.
More like giant Komodo dragons.
Very badass.
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2014 08:50 PM (MQEz6)
Couldn't last 48 hrs.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:51 PM (zwdxl)
Kubrick is one on my favorites fer sure. I just love the way he can frame a shot, pair it up with a story, music and get that Kubrick feel in them, while placed back to back they are so different from each other, but all have the same really cool threads in them.
The Coen brothers are similar, very talented. And I love how their movies are all in some way fundamentally about American subjects (yes I do have a love of this country, and don't mind owning up to that).
Spielberg? A hack.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:51 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: billypaintbrush at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (cSSBx)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (MQEz6)
Ferguson isn't even trending on Twitter anymore.
Couldn't last 48 hrs.
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the power of Obama manifest
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (mjYvT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Hey Ridley I bet you goinna jump over the moasaur again with Exodus.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:54 PM (qtcbX)
Not a big fan m'self. Saving Private Ryan and Schindler's List were good.
Most everything else is sooooo corporate.
He's a hack maybe, but an expert hack.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:54 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Mao Tse Tung, life coach to the stars at November 26, 2014 08:56 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk"
Well I didn't say unsuccessful now did I?
We all know the public around here will just happily fork over their money for a case of shit and then buy popcorn now don't we?
His movies aren't anywhere near the class of a Kubrick, or Gilliam, is what I am saying. I could be wrong. But, of course, I'm not.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:56 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 08:57 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 08:56 PM (rqrnV)
The point of movie making is to make money. So, yeah, you're wrong. It's ok though. This is America. You can be as wrong as you like.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 08:54 PM (MDgS
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Didn't he do "Duel"? That was low-budget but very taught and scary.
I rib Spiegelburger a lot, but he's done some great films when he spreads the schmaltz thin enough. "Super 8" was a nice return to form.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 08:58 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:59 PM (zwdxl)
Of course, once you've seen one you kind've seen them all. They can get pretty schticky.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 09:00 PM (zwdxl)
Couldn't last 48 hrs.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 08:51 PM
Don't sell them short...it's only 8:00 PM in Ferguson & this is one of the biggest drinking nights of the year...granted, the weather is Ferguson is pretty harsh right now.
Oh, and get this: the St.Louis County Police confirmed this evening that one of their patrol cars that got trashed Monday night had an AR-15 (with the part what goes up) in it & now it's missing. The rifle not the car.
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:01 PM (KCxzN)
I also like that thing with Costner and those guys about a trip thru the desert...
Oh yeah Fandango.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 09:01 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 09:02 PM (Rx8ML)
I hope all the characters get eaten...it's the only way it'll be any good :+>
Posted by: CanaDave at November 26, 2014 09:02 PM (5Kd7z)
Posted by: AltonJackson
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So now, iderectly, Holder has armed domestic thugs..., wait..., can I use that word 'thugs'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 09:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:03 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 09:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 09:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:04 PM (ucDmr)
The Force woke up because of all the lens flares JJ Abrams was shining into it.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (Oo0Xc)
yeah, you're wrong. It's ok though. This is America. You can be as wrong
as you like.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November"
Really? Is that like a law or something?
News to me.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: bigger is not better at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (WNERA)
Right.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (qtcbX)
The wide-eyed agog at the wonder of it all look added something back then to what you were about to see. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 09:06 PM (oFCZn)
He's made a lot of great movies. And $9B in box office returns globally. That's billion with a B.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 09:06 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 09:02 PM (Rx8ML)
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Oh yeah! No wonder. I thought it was a good homage to his 70's youth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 09:06 PM (QBm1P)
News to me.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (rqrnV)
Naw, not a law. Just reality.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:06 PM (GEICT)
Admiral Thrawn should in the follow on movies. Just to give the rebel scum a challenge.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:07 PM (qtcbX)
>>>*looks at box office returns*
Yup. Total hack.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:53 PM (GEICT)<<<
Hacks can make lots of money. LOTS.
Posted by: Jon Gruber at November 26, 2014 09:08 PM (H/9vm)
That doesn't seem true with Spielberg, though. Maybe with a few movies, like Catch Me When You Can, that seems different but not in any spectacular new way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 09:08 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 09:09 PM (oFCZn)
Though Warner Bros stepped on their crank recently by trying to be miserly with that bank. Said they could not afford to fly the seven Kiwi dwarves from the Hobbit movies to the European premier. After a massive backlash from fans they managed to find enough pennies in a piggy bank to fly those seven actors to the Los Angeles premier.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:09 PM (qtcbX)
This is definitely my kind of place. Although that may be the shitty, but free, hotel wine talking.
Eastern time is weird. I don't like it.
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:10 PM (uWaB3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:04 PM (ucDmr)
Never utter or write those words again.
The movie Gods will punish you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:10 PM (Zu3d9)
This shit writes itself. Tell me that wouldn't make serious box office.
Posted by: dirks strewn at November 26, 2014 09:10 PM (TIgJq)
Posted by: JJ Abrams at November 26, 2014 09:11 PM (H/9vm)
yeah, you're wrong. It's ok though. This is America. You can be as wrong
as you like.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November"
Really? Is that like a law or something?
News to me.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:05 PM (rqrnV)
He is right about that. The primary purpose of *any* business is to make money.
.
(You *do* have aynrand.org linked in your nic, no?)
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Eastern time is weird. I don't like it.
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:10 PM (uWaB3)
Leave the vanilla cream vodka outside.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:12 PM (ucDmr)
Eastern time is weird. I don't like it.
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:10 PM (uWaB3)
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What kind of hotel? Hobos in the parking lot kind of hotel, or orchid and mint on the pillow kind of place?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 09:12 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 09:12 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 26, 2014 09:13 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:58 PM (GEICT)
Yeah....but Hollywood seems to have fucked that up. It's as if their politics override their business sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:14 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:11 PM (GEICT)
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No, no, come on in. We're having a chick vodka smackdown! It's practice for the next run-in with bridesmaids at NoVaMoMee III: Burn This B*tch Down.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 09:14 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:14 PM (Zu3d9)
Marvel has it figured out apparently.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 09:15 PM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:16 PM (KCxzN)
But all the amber with bugs in it you see is actually not old enough to hold dinosaur DNA but Crichton went hey that sounds like a neat idea and ran with it. And here we are. Rehashing the previous JP movies like every Ghost in the Shell movie rehashes what has been in every other Ghost in the Shell movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 08:23 PM (qtcbX)
I actually liked The Laughing Man and Solid State Society better than the original GITS but I guess that's just me.
Posted by: BornLib at November 26, 2014 09:17 PM (zpNwC)
Yeah....but Hollywood seems to have fucked that up. It's as if their politics override their business sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:14 PM (Zu3d9)
I boycott them for the most part because of that, but most people don't. So they're still making money, despite my efforts.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
Just me and the Cap'n tonight. And a six pack of IPA.
>>>What kind of hotel? Hobos in the parking lot kind of hotel, or orchid and mint on the pillow kind of place?
Between BWI and Arundel Mills in Baltimore. BC knows what I'm talking about. Not quite hobo-land, but I won't be doing any wandering around outside later.
Actually a nice hotel, for certain values of nice.
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:18 PM (uWaB3)
Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2014 09:15 PM
There was an Expendables 2?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:18 PM (KCxzN)
I have seen Jurassic Park no less than 12 times in the theaters.
I probably will not even watch this "new" one when it's on cable.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2014 09:18 PM (bKSy7)
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:18 PM (uWaB3)
Good lord. You carrying?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (IXrOn)
Some directors, (I've seen in the commentaries on DVD) do their own story boards, and plot.
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (mjYvT)
It's time for hybrid movie titles:
I'll go first
"Gone With the Winds Of War"
A chronicle of a family thru many conflicts.
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:20 PM (a0lo3)
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/06/gits-solid-state-society.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:20 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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* resists Al Sharpton sock saying..... *
* resist..., resist *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 09:21 PM (F2IAQ)
Some directors, (I've seen in the commentaries on DVD) do their own story boards, and plot.
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (mjYvT)
I think most of the directors definitely have a pretty complete picture of what the movie will look like. Then they sit around and explain to the crew so they can make it so.
Although there are also directors brought in to fix a disaster and I don't know what they do. The best they can I imagine.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 09:21 PM (oFCZn)
On the business side of things, Spielberg is the best director of all time with highest box office returns in the history of film. He's literally the best ever, in the history of the world, at getting people to pay money to see the movies he's made. So there's that.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 09:22 PM (zwdxl)
Good grief, Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, VI.... and on and on.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry
Ghostbreakers, 1940. Starring Bob Hope.
Ghost Busters, 1984, Starring Bill Murray.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 26, 2014 09:22 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: bossy barbara at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM (79RKq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM (ZeBBB)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 09:19 PM (zwdxl)
3 Iron Mans, 2 Thors, 2 Capt Americas, Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy. No SJW bullshit.
I think Marvel sees the absolute fuckton of money that they're going to make.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM (a0lo3)
* resist..., resist *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 09:21 PM (F2IAQ)
no matter
you made me say it in my head now
haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 09:24 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 26, 2014 09:24 PM (IXrOn)
Here's the situation: I just flew on an *airplane* to *Maryland*. We didn't check any bags.
So...no, I do not have a firearm. That doesn't mean I'm unarmed or defenseless. The two guys loitering outside the liquor store seemed to share that opinion after a hard look.
Actually, the hotel is only about a half mile from my old office. Not a terrible neighborhood, mainly industrial, but Arundel Mills is pretty scary after about 2100. Luckily, I'm not eligible for crimes that occur after 2100 because I'm behind a locked door by then.
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:24 PM (uWaB3)
Ghost Busters, 1984, Starring Bill Murray.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 26, 2014 09:22 PM (1Y+hH)
Ghost, 1990 starring Patrick Swayze
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (ucDmr)
Somebody's making a movie about a third term for Obama?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 09:26 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (ucDmr)
My fav DiCaprio screen death - head shot tap in "The Departed"
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:26 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:26 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:23 PM
Didn't see, but heard.
Brass
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:26 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (dVmLD)
Except best and most popular have never been synonymous in the history of anything, ever.
In fact, and very strong argument could be made that whatever is the most popular of anything, by definition, means it is crap.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:24 PM (uWaB3)
The wife and I went to see Be Cool at a movie theater in Arundel Mills.
Yeah, when the russian looks at Cedric the Entertainer and says "Be cool, n*****", we both about died. When he shot him, we clapped the loudest.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (ZeBBB)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:16 PM (KCxzN)
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AJ, at this point just rob a likker store and come to NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (QBm1P)
Hey, if Truck Monkey isn't here, someone has to step up. For what it's worth, I laughed.
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (uWaB3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:25 PM (ucDmr)
Nah, I loved Titanic, because the ship was the real star of the movie as far as I was concerned.
Kate Winslet didn't hurt, either.
Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2014 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BurtTC
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What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Barky at November 26, 2014 09:28 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Countrysquire at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (8FyP4)
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It's like you purposefully misread what I wrote to make a really trite point.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (zwdxl)
For God's sake the last part of the movie takes place in the water...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (oFCZn)
Never saw it. Actually, never heard of it. But I like Cedric the Entertainer.
*scampers off to Netflix.*
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (uWaB3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:26 PM
AL SHARPTON IS JAR JAR BINKS???
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (a0lo3)
And then let you lot critique what I write... go buy via Ace's Amazon store The Princess Who Caused Fear.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (ZeBBB)
Never saw it. Actually, never heard of it. But I like Cedric the Entertainer.
*scampers off to Netflix.*
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (uWaB3)
Skip, nothing like "Get Shorty"
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:30 PM (4OZqu)
You're too kind!
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 26, 2014 09:30 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:30 PM (ZeBBB)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM (/dvmK)
Velociraptors caught counting cards.
Mob wacks velociraptors.
Movie over faster than you can bury Joe Pesci in a cornfield.
Posted by: Michael Crichton's Velociraptor Hat at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Barky at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (ZeBBB)
and then Matt Damon gets tapped... what's not to like
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 26, 2014 09:31 PM (pWzW/)
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/06/gits-solid-state-society.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:20 PM (qtcbX)
Not denying that. I'm saying I enjoyed it, not that it was in any way original.
Posted by: BornLib at November 26, 2014 09:32 PM (zpNwC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:29 PM (ZeBBB)
Any move that involved diCaprio dying is a good movie (except for Titanic).
Posted by: The Iceberg's Hat at November 26, 2014 09:32 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 09:32 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: DC in River City at November 26, 2014 09:32 PM (uWaB3)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:33 PM (a0lo3)
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:30 PM (4OZqu)
Yeah, Get Shorty was much better. But it had it's moments. The Rock as the gay guy trying to make it as an actor was hilarious. His monologue of all the parts from a scene in Bring It On was fucking hysterical.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:33 PM (GEICT)
You used the words best and greatest in describing him selling the most tickets ever.
How is that misreading? If you meant something else, you should have said something else.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 09:34 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 09:32 PM (vOXBf)
Here ya go, worth watching again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETDmEBJ7zc0
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:35 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 09:35 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 26, 2014 09:27 PM
Before the tragic boating accident, I was well equipped to do just that. Maybe I can start collecting cans & get me a new likka stow robbing piece...
I'll keep you posted
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 09:35 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 09:35 PM (bRm4u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:37 PM (qtcbX)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 09:38 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:38 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 09:38 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 09:38 PM (mjYvT)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 26, 2014 09:39 PM (MbqmP)
+1
I thought DiCaprio was excellent. The only problem I had was with Nicholson, who I thought overacted pathetically.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:39 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 09:38 PM (V70Uh)
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at November 26, 2014 09:40 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:40 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 09:40 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 09:41 PM (bRm4u)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:41 PM (a0lo3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 26, 2014 09:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM (qtcbX)
The only thing worse that that movie is... my golf swing.
Posted by: Charles Bakley at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM (H/9vm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:39 PM (Zu3d9)
Outstanding movie. One of the best scenes was right at the beginning.
"Hahahaha. She fell funny."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 09:44 PM (ZeBBB)
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 09:44 PM (mjYvT)
Did they make soap?
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2014 09:45 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 26, 2014 09:45 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:45 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:45 PM (a0lo3)
Well, I'm not on the East Coast but I'm sure who he is either.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 09:45 PM (vOXBf)
e: The Story of a Number
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 09:44 PM (mjYvT)
I don't even know if I should phi
Posted by: MikeH at November 26, 2014 09:46 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM (GEICT)
The Town was not nearly as good, and it has Mr. Incredible Asshole Ben Affleck in it, but still, I enjoyed it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2014 09:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM (qtcbX)
Tell me more.
Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2014 09:46 PM (o0mD3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 09:42 PM
Was it funnier than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikj8eDKxMQ
never gets old
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 09:47 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:47 PM (/dvmK)
He's made a lot of great movies. And $9B in box office returns globally. That's billion with a B.
Posted by: Costanza Defense"
First of all this is a matter of taste, and there is no wrong answer. My opinion of those movies is decidedly blah, Raiders was enjoyable, Private Ryan probably the best of them, but all in all I find them to be exactly what people are generally saying, movies made to make money; very acceptable to the public and accessible. These movies (Private Ryan and Schindlers list being the exceptions) are very scripted (that term, applies to moviemaking is especially apt), by that I mean built to a recipe designed to be accessible and popular I mention and in the end make money.
And there's nothing wrong with this, and I do agree that technially these movies are well made. But I find this kind of boring and not enjoyable for the most part. --I would say this about 12 Monkeys as well, I could watch Brazil over and over and after watching Raiders a few times there's just nothing left there of interest. That's what I think, that's all.
And no, lots of these people do not make movies just to make money, it is a reason but it is not the reason. Especially when you have a little pile of it laying around monry becomes far less imporant. Kubrick is a great example of this, look how few movies he made, he took his time and obsessed over every little detail, costing a fortune by the way. If he was making movies only to make money, he would have made many more of them, you cannot not see this. Speilberg;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Spielberg_filmography
Lots of movies. And I am not saying he is only making them to make money either, I didn't bring this up. It sure seems to me like he was in it for the money lots more than Kubrick though.
Now production companies, there is no argument, nor should there be; they are in the business of making money by making movies.
And I repeat, there is nothing wrong with this, I never said there is.
In my opinion, Spielberg makes movies that are more money than art, Kubrick makes art that he is very happy when it makes money. Big difference to me. That is what makes Spielberg a hack.
And his movies are nowhere near the caliber of a Kubrick or a Gilliam, which of course, they aren't. Miles away.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:47 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:49 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 09:49 PM (vOXBf)
Ace would like to talk to you about becoming an AoSHQ movie cob.
Posted by: tbodie at November 26, 2014 09:51 PM (o0mD3)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at November 26, 2014 09:53 PM (MbqmP)
Getting weiners chopped off and tongues cut out in the pursuit of buried treasure. And finally answering the question, who would win an epic battle between tranny John Lithgow and a gas station-destroying Jonathan Winters?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 09:53 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:53 PM (a0lo3)
Posted by: tbodie"
That's funny, but people seemed to have quite a consensus going about this and I just disagree, and thought it worth an explanation.
And I would repeat, this is all a matter of taste really, an opinion is just that, an opinion.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:54 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 09:55 PM (a0lo3)
They're befriended by nice, young white men that help them reach their full potential. Very touching.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2014 09:55 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Leo at November 26, 2014 09:56 PM (fBxC6)
Posted by: dr kill at November 26, 2014 09:57 PM (jRgO6)
100 behind-the-scenes photos from the making of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (xpost r/StanleyKubrick)
http://___ur.com/a/DzXMR#55
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 26, 2014 09:57 PM (rqrnV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:57 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2014 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 09:58 PM (bRm4u)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 09:59 PM (/dvmK)
" It Happened One Night Of The Living Dead"
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 10:01 PM (a0lo3)
None of these match up to
Contessa Brewer's Yeast Infection
Vaginal distress for a distressingly bad television journalist...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:01 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: AD at November 26, 2014 10:03 PM (G+6v/)
Just walk away. Give me your books, pens, paper, shelves, the whole bookstore, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away...
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 10:03 PM (Dj0WE)
The Philadelphia Story of O
Soul-stealing ginger tells unconvincing tales of BDSM among denizens of the Main Line...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:04 PM (/dvmK)
You like Classic films I see,
"A Night to Remember Bringing Up Baby"
One gawd awful night when the poor kid had colic. and you never got to sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 10:06 PM (bRm4u)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 26, 2014 08:41 PM (GEICT)
If you pace yourself properly, it can ruin several nights!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 10:07 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: AD at November 26, 2014 10:07 PM (G+6v/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:08 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:09 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: John McCain at November 26, 2014 10:09 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 10:09 PM (a0lo3)
Posted by: Oh yeah at November 26, 2014 10:10 PM (ZWRoJ)
***
at least hollywood found someone other than chris pine to be in everything
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 26, 2014 10:10 PM (N///B)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 10:11 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:11 PM (vOXBf)
So, what you're saying is you want to be an AoSHQ movie cob?
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2014 10:12 PM (6hrmc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:12 PM (/dvmK)
Second string running back for the Bears, thought to be the son of God, gets cancer, dies, does not rise again.... but always looked on the bright side of life.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 10:13 PM (Dj0WE)
AI for butchering Kubricks last film.
And Munich for it's moral relativism of the palestinian terrorists of Black September.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2014 10:14 PM (bKSy7)
A small-town sheriff in the American West enlists the help of a cripple, a drunk, and a young gunfighter in his efforts to hold in jail the brother of the local bad guy while he diddles the bad guy's daughter.
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 10:14 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:14 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:15 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:15 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 10:16 PM (zOTsN)
I had a colic growing up, my mom used to put some greasy stuff on a comb and make it stay down.
(snark)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 10:16 PM (a0lo3)
The cannibalistic radioactive mutants are also blind...probably from all that radiation
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 10:17 PM (oFCZn)
Lassie as Yukon King
Hrothgar as Rick
Anna Puma as Ilsa
Ace as Sgt. Preston
BCochran1981 as Victor Laszlo
FenelonSpoke as Roger O. Thornhill
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2014 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:18 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2014 10:18 PM (bKSy7)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 26, 2014 10:19 PM (6hrmc)
The Empire of the Sun Strikes Back
Rejected title (suggested by George Lucas) for Spielberg's hacktastic "1941"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:19 PM (/dvmK)
" The Wild Brady Bunch"
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 10:19 PM (a0lo3)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 10:22 PM (fL/7/)
375 355 Fenelon
I had a colic growing up, my mom used to put some greasy stuff on a comb and make it stay down.
(snark)
I think you meant to say "cowlick" - although ladling Vicks Vap-O-Rub down your throat with a comb might have cured your colic as well. ;-)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:22 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:23 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys cause theyre slinkin) at November 26, 2014 10:23 PM (RV6eS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:25 PM (vOXBf)
Mike Brady: The boys need discipline again, I'm going to go beat Peter.
Carol Brady: While you're doing that, I'll be giving it to Greg.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 10:25 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 10:25 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:25 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 10:25 PM (bRm4u)
aging Hollywood powerhouse faces public outrage over deeply held secrets long denied suddenly appearing in news media for no apparent reason.
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 10:26 PM (mjYvT)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 26, 2014 10:28 PM (l0lja)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:29 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2014 10:30 PM (Ua6T/)
Harry Potter ignores warnings not to return to Hogwarts, and enlists the help of a UFO expert to protect two siblings from the clutches of two secretive cowboys that want to use the kids for their nefarious plans.
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 10:30 PM (dVmLD)
Video game comes to life as once dead Nazis reanimate as vampire zombies over run Europe again.
...and again..
..and again...
..and again..
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 10:31 PM (mjYvT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:31 PM (/dvmK)
Hairy, injured, past his prime football player tries to get laid, and get contract extension. Fails.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 10:32 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2014 10:32 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 26, 2014 10:33 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:33 PM (vOXBf)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 26, 2014 10:34 PM (4Mv1T)
If I may be so bold as to suggest adding something to AoSHQ....DoT
Den of Therapy ?
The world's gone nuts, we know it and we can still laugh, cuz it's gonna be our turn real soon to realign it's orbit.
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 10:34 PM (a0lo3)
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2014 10:35 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 26, 2014 10:35 PM (4Mv1T)
Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING: Two Men Plot Bombing Of STL Gateway Arch, Killing Prosecutor & Police Chief - bit.ly/1yj13g3 pic.twitter.com/qqZOCiIOAY
John Schindler @20committee
In light of #Ferguson New Black Panther terrorism arrests, Al Sharpton might want to clarify his relationship w NBPP:
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 10:35 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 26, 2014 10:36 PM (4Mv1T)
Plucky young priest deals with grumpy old aliens by singing catchy tunes to them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 10:36 PM (bRm4u)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 10:37 PM (vOXBf)
I'm sorry, this is the most disgustingly miserable movie ever made. Oversexed nazi midget plays baseball, gets cancer...
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 10:37 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:38 PM (/dvmK)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 10:39 PM (fL/7/)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 26, 2014 10:39 PM (16bOT)
Oh yes...she was edible at one time.
Definitely.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2014 10:41 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 10:42 PM (a0lo3)
"The Field of Dreams"
Almost the same movie as Field of Dreams, except it takes place in Ireland, so they never ever ever stop bickering and arguing over the damn field.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 10:42 PM (Dj0WE)
Staring Rev Al- Eric the Red and guest appearance
and songs by Big Eared O.
A Different Take On A Hollywood Classic
Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys cause theyre slinkin) at November 26, 2014 10:42 PM (RV6eS)
Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
Nuclear-powered spouse of man-made monster goes all China Syndrome on his ass...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 26, 2014 10:44 PM (/dvmK)
Cocaine usage hits the Emerald City.
Sequel: Scarface and the Field of Dreams
More cocaine use, and the flying monkeys are hit with "my little friend."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2014 10:46 PM (u82oZ)
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
and get the ONT...
see ya there.
Posted by: seamrog at November 26, 2014 10:47 PM (a0lo3)
Costanza Defense
Advancing cold fronts, rain, and a bit of snow tends to weed out the sissies...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 26, 2014 10:49 PM (/mTq0)
Former high class call girl find her marriage to a wealthy businessman runs into road blocks because of her quirky family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 10:51 PM (bRm4u)
Ace needs to start smoking a better grade of crack.
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