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Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 27, 2014 04:23 PM (Lqy/e) 2
Corgis called.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 27, 2014 04:26 PM (Lqy/e) 3
Would have been first--$^%*#^%@ Comcast and Windows 8....
Posted by: Jenk at November 27, 2014 04:27 PM (4c9sF) 4
MUCH DINNER TIME OPEN THREAD? Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 27, 2014 04:27 PM (KCxzN) 5
Argh! Not dinner time for 2 1/2 hours, cocktails start in 1 1/12 hours......what to do?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2014 04:28 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 04:29 PM (KCxzN) 7
5: Lizzy, move cocktail time up 1 1/2 hours. Easy.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 04:30 PM (ucDmr) 8
what to do?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2014 04:28 PM Drink. & maybe a grilled cheese sammich... Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 04:31 PM (KCxzN) 9
5 Argh! Not dinner time for 2 1/2 hours, cocktails start in 1 1/12 hours......what to do?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2014 04:28 PM (ABcz/) Pre-cocktail cocktail? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 04:31 PM (GEICT) 10
Beautiful anthem pre-Dallas v Philly game. Beautiful. Have guests coming for dessert tonight -- but not for a long long time. NFL. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 04:31 PM (IXrOn) 11
And Happy Thanksgiving Horde!!!
Ugh. Completely stuffed. Between the food and the drinks, I can barely keep my eyes open. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 04:31 PM (GEICT) 12
Lovely T-Giving with both sides of the family, lots of great food thanks to me and the wife, good-natured political disagreements between intelligent people of good will. All in all, about as good as it gets.
Now it's time for them all to go the hell home. Why won't they leave? Posted by: pep at November 27, 2014 04:32 PM (4nR9/) 13
BC Same to you. How's everything?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 04:33 PM (ucDmr) 14
Still working on it here. Time to do mashed potatoes and make gravy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 27, 2014 04:34 PM (Lqy/e) 15
Eagles score faster than Michael Moore eats a plate of thanksgiving dinner.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 27, 2014 04:35 PM (3QAtO) 16
13 BC Same to you. How's everything?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 04:33 PM (ucDmr) Pretty damn good. Only hiccup to today is that my grandma, dad's mom, basically didn't feel like showing up. So that riled a few folks, namely my mom and dad, but all in all it was a fine day. Tons of great food, drinks in hand, football on tv. Doesn't get much better. How bout you and yours? Doing good I hope? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 04:36 PM (GEICT) Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2014 04:36 PM (ABcz/) 18
chefs salad
mushrooms & onions garlic green beans lamb burgers washed down with Henry Hotspurs Hard Pressed for Cider no guests, just me & Mrs. Eez Happy Thanksgiving, Ace, and to all the 'rons & 'ettes and theirs, wherever they are ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2014 04:38 PM (1fIxV) 19
BC everything great. Good food with wife and daughter. Son lives in vegas now, and couldn't see flying home for chrismas and Thanksgiving so pretty quiet around here. The girls are going through the black Friday adds and I'm watching football.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (ucDmr) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (V22Sh) 21
Nood football. With elbows. Happy thanksgiving, horde.
Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (sDapq) Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (KCxzN) 23
The motley collection of chairs represents man's inner struggle between reason and emotion, all the while feeling self-doubt as to his own free will in a short lifespan that leaves no lasting impression upon future generations.
Posted by: Wah Wah Wa-Wah Wah at November 27, 2014 04:40 PM (KG1MP) 24
The motley collection of chairs represents man's inner struggle between reason and emotion, all the while feeling self-doubt as to his own free will in a short lifespan that leaves no lasting impression upon future generations.
Posted by: Wah Wah Wa-Wah Wah at November 27, 2014 04:40 PM & The Middle Class Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 04:43 PM (KCxzN) 25
Love that Thanksgiving cooking aroma that fills the house and your soul.
Some mood music. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O91kqMsigZs Posted by: flounder at November 27, 2014 04:44 PM (sDapq) 26
& THE MIDDLE CLASS?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 27, 2014 04:44 PM (GEICT) 27
I'm out of sriracha! Whatever to do?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 27, 2014 04:39 PM (KCxzN) PANIC!!! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 27, 2014 04:45 PM (V22Sh) Posted by: rickl at November 27, 2014 04:48 PM (sdi6R) 29
90 minutes until dinner Posted by: AltonJackson Savoia! Posted by: The Colony of Salmonella Lurking in the Deviled Eggs Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2014 04:50 PM (kdS6q) 30
*Mrs. Eez jingles the cubes in a big amaretto & rocks*
*jingles the cubes in a big Knob Creek & rocks* Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 27, 2014 04:51 PM (1fIxV) 31
*pours a little pinot grigio*
Happy Thanksgiving, Horde!! Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2014 04:36 PM (ABcz/) That's exactly what I'm drinking! *cheers* m'lady Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 04:51 PM (IXrOn) 32
BTW - Amazon has a 30% off any book coupon, $10 max discount, good thru the 30th. Restrictions apply and so on: HOLIDAY30 If you want to do AoS link thing. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2014 04:54 PM (kdS6q) 33
Ate dinner at 1 CST. I'm still uncomfortable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2014 04:58 PM (Z1cmo) 34
Talked to 9 family members today (that I couldn't be with). Burnt out on phone thing. Still have a couple more to go. Later. Much later. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:01 PM (IXrOn) 35
I just found ground round marked down to $1.99/pound at the Kroger. They only had 21 pounds though.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:04 PM (ZeBBB) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:07 PM (IXrOn) 37
Part of a stillborn middle class, Charlie Brown wanders about a landscape scorched by generations prior who obscured their narcissism and materialism amid peasantry's bold colors. The flip-flop clad foot of Peppermint signals to those in the know of her solidarity with Mao's brutality, an example also seen with John Kerry's beater Volvo. Or she just likes to engage in some foot play with Marcy's vulva under the table.
Posted by: Doghouse Mover at November 27, 2014 05:10 PM (KG1MP) 38
Just had dinner. Ham and mashed taters and Kraken and Coke and eggnog cheesecake.
Thanks. Thanks to God. Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2014 05:12 PM (/mYuO) 39
The Zombies are already lining up outside the Target.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:14 PM (ZeBBB) 40
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace. A lot of us are very thankful for this place.
Posted by: m at November 27, 2014 05:14 PM (G891H) 41
Bought all our stuff at Amazon this year. Not going out tomorrow no way.
Posted by: blaster at November 27, 2014 05:19 PM (/mYuO) 42
Neighbors invited us over. Now I can say I've had deep fried turkey. It was good, nice and moist, but not spectacular so I'll stick with brining and roasting rather than thinking I need to buy a fryer some year.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 05:20 PM (7w/kf) 43
Pop quiz: On which syllable do you place emphasis in "thanksgiving" -- first or second?
Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2014 05:22 PM (9BRsg) 44
Pop quiz: On which syllable do you place emphasis in "thanksgiving" -- first or second?
Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2014 05:22 PM (9BRsg) boaf simultaneously Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:22 PM (IXrOn) 45
lulz my hubby has to share our dessert with others tonight he hates when I invite people over to eat the food he wants to hoard for himself lol Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:25 PM (IXrOn) 46
I'm cooking Sunday and we are having my Dad's long time friend over. Pretty good holiday so far. I was able to get a morning ride in even though they served promptly at noon. Dad made mom's modified ambrosia. I dug out the recipe and told him the modifications I recalled this summer when he wanted to bring it to a potluck and now he has a dish he makes for special occasions.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 05:25 PM (7w/kf) 47
>>> I just found ground round marked down to $1.99/pound
A price so low, you can feed your hound! Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2014 05:27 PM (Ua6T/) 48
Dad made mom's modified ambrosia. I dug out the recipe and told him the modifications I recalled this summer when he wanted to bring it to a potluck and now he has a dish he makes for special occasions.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 05:25 PM (7w/kf) sweet story Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:27 PM (IXrOn) 49
43, 44. I'm with artisanal ette. I don't think I give extra emphasis to either syllable.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 05:28 PM (7w/kf) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:31 PM (IXrOn) 51
I hate the way some people say Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:31 PM (ZeBBB) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 27, 2014 05:32 PM (IXrOn) 53
How do you say it Boss?
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 27, 2014 05:33 PM (9BRsg) 54
Smells like...ozone.
Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2014 05:35 PM (Ua6T/) 55
I bite into both parts. Some people are weak on the second part.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:36 PM (ZeBBB) 56
That war in the Hobbit Movie is way bigger than anything in the book.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:37 PM (ZeBBB) 57
Is MUMR a droid?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 05:38 PM (ZeBBB) 58
This seems to have turned out okay, although I burned out before I made anything green. Two kinds of potatoes, homemade cranberry sauce and gravy. It'll do.
Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde and to Ace for making it all possible. Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 27, 2014 05:39 PM (Lqy/e) 59
46- what are your ambrosia modifications?
Posted by: keena at November 27, 2014 05:50 PM (RiTnx) 60
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace, and to all the cobloggers, 'rons and 'ettes. So thankful I found this den of like-minded souls. You've helped me hang on to what little sanity I have remaining. Best wishes for health and love to you all.
Posted by: fly gal at November 27, 2014 05:54 PM (365cV) 61
59 - diced not crushed pineapple, extra grapes, normal mandarin oranges, plain yogurt rather than sour cream or whipped cream. Easy on the mini marshmallows or even skip sometimes. No crushed nuts added but plenty of coconut flakes.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 05:57 PM (7w/kf) 62
Just got back from Thanksgiving with the wife and spending the next hour shooting the shit with the owner and his family while they set up for their own feast. Then got in and out of Walmart before the craziness began. Good day.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 27, 2014 06:25 PM (XO6WW) 63
Great post, man, Peanuts is classic as always. BTW, Ace I'm thankfull for u and this blog.
Posted by: Midnight Clad at November 27, 2014 06:27 PM (wwF6q) 64
I should have recorded Charlie Brown special last night.
Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 06:28 PM (sj3Ax) 65
Comcast wants me to par $2.99 or $3.99 for Peanuts Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 06:33 PM (sj3Ax) 66
Oof, I tried to be sensible but I ate too much today. Thanks horde for being here and Ace for hosting us, including the misfits like me.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 06:33 PM (7w/kf) 67
Hi, Carol!
Happy Thanksgiving. Just got back from Mom's a little bit ago - ready for round two (neighbor was smoking a ham AND had a bacon wrapped turkey going in the oven when I left at 1:30). Posted by: shredded chi at November 27, 2014 06:34 PM (QoLTq) Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 06:35 PM (ZeBBB) Posted by: Boss Moss at November 27, 2014 06:36 PM (ZeBBB) 70
Thanks Boss Moss!
I found away around it. It was on ABC last night & went to on demand by network & it's free. I'm watching it now. I will remember to record XMas Peanuts specials. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 06:37 PM (sj3Ax) 71
Back from dinner at youngest sister's place. Me, Mr. Empire, both sisters, youngest's husband, and husband's Nepalese grad student. Got started late, but good food and good company, plus the first time all three of us sisters had been together for a holiday since I left home to join the Marines.
Posted by: Empire1 at November 27, 2014 06:41 PM (Ly9vt) 72
Hi Shredded Chi,
Happy Thanksgiving! I was going to make cthulhu's roasted tomatoes, with my alterationd & additions but changed my mind. I was supposed to go out to a friends for dinner but had neck injection Monday & it's still worse. I went out yesterday & bought tenderloin steaks for me & my older brother instead. I washed tomatoes & when I bent to get pan decided 12-14 oz steak was enough. My best friend is bringing me white meat, mashed potatoes & peas home. That's what I loved best about Thanksgiving. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 06:44 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 06:48 PM (sj3Ax) 74
Shredded Chi,
Is neighbor Shirley? Say hello for me if it is. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 06:49 PM (sj3Ax) 75
Our turkey was absolutely perfect. The allrecipes.com citrus brine is a winner. stuff with onions, carrots, celery, and onion for more flavor and cook it Alton Brown style (500 for 30 mins, 325 until done - foil over the breasts) makes for a juicy, tender bird.
Posted by: Buck Farky at November 27, 2014 06:50 PM (0wiDy) 76
Sorry to hear about your neck, Carol. (Still???)
Mom's stuffing with pan-drippings gravy is my favorite part of T Day. That & the crispy skin. Best part of today's meal? My sister didn't come over, so I didn't have to share the skin with her! I missed seeing her & the kids though. Posted by: shredded chi at November 27, 2014 06:52 PM (QoLTq) 77
Shredded Chi,
Neck is worse from injection for shoulder. I should be better by Saturday. It's always going to hurt. It's worse from meds injected for shoulder. Why didn't your sister go? We've misunderstood each other, me & neck pain dr. I told him Monday injections in June did zilch for neck & he replied he got nerve in right arm. I'm going back on the 9th to clear up & have him do to neck what he did four years ago. That series helped neck pain. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 07:07 PM (sj3Ax) 78
Sounds wonderful Empire1, and I'll add my thanks for serving.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 07:09 PM (7w/kf) 79
Big plate at 1400 ETEX time and a 2 hour nap. All trash to the can and dishes washed. Now back at computer with sweet potato pie and coffee. Very grateful to live in Texas and America. Wonder how long this can go on?
Posted by: Erowmero at November 27, 2014 07:10 PM (go5uR) 80
love the peanut gang
thanks Posted by: north and judd at November 27, 2014 07:14 PM (azmDW) 81
Carol,
Hope your next visit helps with your pain. I think she didn't come over just because she's busy with her kids & tired of running around all day to her in-laws, Mom's, friends and such. I'll tell Shirley you said Hi when I see her. Invited her to The Mom's, but she already had plans with friends. I'll see her tomorrow - I made a Santa sleigh & reindeer cutouts for her front lawn (actually, borzoi instead of reindeer). Have to put them up still. Posted by: shredded chi at November 27, 2014 07:15 PM (HFaa7) 82
The only thing worse than overeating. is overeating a bunch of rich food including chocolate, crab cakes, bacon, sausage, eggs, 2 kinds of potatoes, succotash (no room for turkey)... egad - Thank fully I am old and I will remember the meal for days
Posted by: Baldy at November 27, 2014 07:17 PM (+35FH) 83
Hi Chi, I must skip something needed to get the skin yummy, the dogs usually get it here. Glad you enjoyed your favorites at your moms and that I do not have a round two today although maybe if I'd had one planned I would have been more careful not to eat too much.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2014 07:17 PM (7w/kf) 84
Meanwhile. back at the ranch...We made it back home after a nice day with the in laws. I have talked Mr. H into taking me to the Mall of Georgia tomorrow. It ought to be fun, hanging out with 3 million stampeding shoppers. I have a coupon for JCP and I intend to use it.
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2014 07:18 PM (btTLZ) 85
Carol --
Sorry if I gave a wrong impression -- I served long ago, in the early sixties (I think I'm a President older than Vic, even!). So it's been probably 50+ years since the three of us have had a holiday together. And both my sisters were military, too -- middle one in the Navy, youngest an Army MP. Posted by: Empire1 at November 27, 2014 07:19 PM (Ly9vt) 86
Hi Hordelings! Just got back from my friends' house. They put on a magnificent spread and the conversation was lively, fun, and politics-free. I could not have asked for a better holiday.
I wasn't even that disappointed that I couldn't bust out one of those great "I'm thankful for" suggestions, i.e., "the inevitable conservative supreme court appointments by President Perry", etc. Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 27, 2014 07:20 PM (QBm1P) 87
Wonder how long this can go on?
Posted by: Erowmero ------------------ Do you mean the America part? Or the sweet potato pie? After I have a few smoked ham sammies I have pumpkin pie with whipped cream left. And a couple Beam & gingers, of course. Then I'll probably hibernate for a couple days. Posted by: shredded chi at November 27, 2014 07:21 PM (HFaa7) 88
Palerider, thanks. As I told Carol, it was a long time ago, but as the old saying goes, the Corps never leaves you.
Posted by: Empire1 at November 27, 2014 07:25 PM (m6xZl) 89
Hi Empire1,
It was geography that kept you apart? It doesn't matter when. I repeat Thank You for serving. Happy Thanksgiving! Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 07:25 PM (sj3Ax) 90
I'm really enjoying Peants specials! There are two, one CB Thanksgiving & other Pilgrims journey to U.S.
Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 07:27 PM (sj3Ax) 91
Posted by: Buck Farky at November 27, 2014 06:50 PM (0wiDy)
---- I'm going to make this brine tonight for my own post-Thanksgiving turkey. Thanks for the tip. Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 27, 2014 07:28 PM (QBm1P) 92
Carol --
Yes, geography was the primary culprit, since only one of us could afford to do much traveling. A very happy Thanksgiving to you, and prayers that you feel better very soon. Posted by: Empire1 at November 27, 2014 07:29 PM (m6xZl) 93
PaleRider,
Why would you say you're a misfit here? Unless, you are a SCOAMT supporter? I think Ace welcomes all here unless you attack others or threaten to kill people. I still have page you sent posted for me in June about too much water vs. sodium in system. It's not an issue now & I think it was a summer thing & spending all day outside w/o eating. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 07:36 PM (sj3Ax) 94
Thanks, PaleRider.
Glad you had a fulFilling day. I love spending time with Mom. I see her a couple times a week, even if only for a few minutes. she still seems 50 to me... Then I realize that I am almost 50, and she is almost 80. Enjoy the time you have with the ones you love. On a side note - the Eastwood movie "Pale Rider" is starting on ION TV @ 8pm eastern time. Posted by: shredded chi at November 27, 2014 07:37 PM (65Dtz) 95
this is the Island Of Misfit Toys speaking of Rudolph... I just transferred my copy of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer to a flash drive. Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 27, 2014 07:39 PM (9WnL1) 96
My older brother thinks that SCOAMT is an imbecile when I told him about using left hand as if he were a priest when he pardoned turkeys.
I think it was intentional slap at Christians. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 07:39 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 27, 2014 07:39 PM (9WnL1) 98
Shredded Chi,
Life is precious & one never knows what will happen. I'm glad you appreciate your mother. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 07:41 PM (sj3Ax) 99
Empire1,
I'll be better or back to normal for me by Saturday at the latest. Thank you, but say prayers for people that need them. I've been living in pain since 1999 & know my limits. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 07:44 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 08:06 PM (sj3Ax) 101
Black Friday is an adventure, online shopping not so much. Besides, this year Black Friday is a political statement.
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2014 08:32 PM (btTLZ) 102
I was on line at Walmart for 4 hours. People who shop like this have serious, serious problems.
Posted by: The guy who was on line for 4 hours at November 27, 2014 08:43 PM (mWWlb) 103
ALH,
Good Luck I know for past few years if you buy from Saks online today & spend $100 you get free shipping, if you spend $45 at Clinique & I like Super Rescue Anti oxidant moisturizer ($47) you get free gift & $25 Saks Gift Card. That was my shopping for me today. Make sure you write down codes. I almost cancelled order when I saw shipping cost. I have been wearing YSL ParinEDP for so long I don't remember but YSL online has 20% off for a few more days. I don't like Lancôme products except for mascaras. They are having 20% off from November 30-December 7. I thought you may be interested in some of these. Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 08:48 PM (sj3Ax) 104
The Guy who,was online for four hours-
I hope you brought a bargain! Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 08:50 PM (sj3Ax) 105
Mr. H is very tall and it's hard to find things that fit him properly. He has to try everything on. He needs new trousers, and that's why we're going shopping. Pants in his size are expensive and I'm hoping to get a deal.
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2014 08:52 PM (btTLZ) 106
ALH,
I'm very small & can't find clothes to fit me. Past 15-20 years clothes have grown new sizes to Double 00 & I some cases Triple 00o & are bigger than old size 2! I have small hips & hips cannot grow. Women's dresss size 4 used to fit but since 2013 they started making for big butts & no boobs! Posted by: Carol at November 27, 2014 09:20 PM (sj3Ax) 107
People are getting heavier, that's obvious from daily observation. I can relate!
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2014 09:39 PM (btTLZ) 108
Man, I am so thankful GOD put me right where I am. There are poor bastards being eaten by dinosaurs right now on television. And here I sit at the computer safe in a warm house. Of course I am well-armed.
Posted by: Erowmero at November 27, 2014 09:52 PM (go5uR) 109
Mr. H thinks he heard something outside. I told him to turn on all the outside lights.
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