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Media's New Theory: White Officials Deliberately Stoked Riots In Order to Distract from Wilson Verdict
Erin Burnett just trotted this insane theory out on CNN, claiming that there was arguably something to it.
So now even the rioting is also due to White Devil Police Men. There's just a blame-shifting excuse for everything, huh?Somehow, there's always an excuse for rioting in Ferguson. Remember the militarization of the police? Back in August, it was allegedly provoking otherwise law-abiding people into acts of mayhem because they were so angered by the sight of military-style equipment. Then, the police backed off and businesses were ransacked anyway. At another point, the authorities supposedly provoked more unrest by releasing video of Michael Brown robbing a store. Now, it is the timing of the announcement that Officer Wilson won’t be charged that we’re told is responsible for all the property damage and arson. Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post had a theory on Morning Joe this morning that the announcement was timed to maximize the rioting so as to distract from the non-indictment.The same media which engaged in endless Conspiracy Theory Shaming with respect to birtherism is now actually pushing this hyperpartisan fantasia.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2014 07:14 PM (s2jhz)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 25, 2014 07:15 PM (S0A/C)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at November 25, 2014 07:16 PM (PiTBB)
Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2014 07:16 PM (s2jhz)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 25, 2014 07:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Paleride at November 25, 2014 07:17 PM (dkExz)
Dear Dan Rather, this is what "courage" looks like.
Posted by: pep at November 25, 2014 07:17 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Rosie O'Riveter at November 25, 2014 07:17 PM (W5DcG)
Ace there might be a thing with the dead kid in Ferguson being a witness that upheld Officer Wilson's version of events.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2014 07:18 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 25, 2014 07:18 PM (/nR7C)
Posted by: pep at November 25, 2014 07:18 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: cat reporter at November 25, 2014 07:18 PM (hqVUe)
OK, CNN, I'm standing by the phone, waiting for my job offer...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: kraken at November 25, 2014 07:18 PM (5+mPY)
You are obviously better connected to what's going on than me.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:19 PM (9M3UM)
Posted by: Fritz at November 25, 2014 07:19 PM (UzPAd)
Nice theory. Kind of like how a doctor might kill his patient to hide the fact that he committed malpractice. On the patient. Or something.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:19 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wooga at November 25, 2014 07:16 PM (s2jhz)
In fact, the white man invented fire just to keep the black man down. Also writing and math.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 07:20 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 25, 2014 07:20 PM (0k/95)
And since movies= reality to their deranged little minds, there must be some shadowed cabal of (jewish?) white guys directing all of this. Because blacks are too sweetly innocent/dumber than a box of rocks/pure of heart (select one) to come up with such evil.
Morons the lot of them.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at November 25, 2014 07:20 PM (Opyrm)
GEEN-YOOS!
It's like a moebius strip of imbecility.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: Ray Rice at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Oh boy at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (zxQ4h)
Is there anything in the current civil rights movement other than that?
Black society is paralytic. It cannot face its problems, much less deal with them. The only thing it can do is rail about them and shift blame for them (like that Dyson idiot telling Giuliani that cops cause black crime).
The simple truth is that the only people who will solve the problems of black America are black Americans, and they'll do it by overcoming reflexive unity and actually admitting that many of their bretheren are the ones damaging their prospects and image (as well as robbing and killing them).
Until they grow up enough to do that, they can only blame others.
Generalizations, sure, but you can't talk about group dynamics without them.
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: cat watching TV at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (wAQA5)
Tonight, I be goin' for a big screen, lots of Snickers, a canned ham for mama, and rollin' papers to make a fattie.
Posted by: Johnny Z the Sportin' Man at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: Chuck Todd at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: The Progs at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 25, 2014 07:22 PM (u82oZ)
-Posted by: Paleride at November 25, 2014 07:17 PM (dkExz)
Crowd-source the funds and capture Cleveland. You want to take Ohio? Get to Clevelanders with one of the four major channels.
The (D) only "own" five districts and they all lie in the northeast part of the state.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:22 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 25, 2014 07:22 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:22 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Progs at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (iQIUe)
Katrina all over again. Calypso Louie prolly thought it up.
Posted by: kraken at November 25, 2014 07:23 PM (5+mPY)
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 07:23 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Fewenuff at November 25, 2014 07:23 PM (zPNX5)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:23 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 25, 2014 07:23 PM (/nR7C)
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:24 PM (8ZskC)
Also, there are claims that the KKK started the fires and shot all the guns... but then they think that all cops are KKK members...
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (lN8KC)
Jon Passantino @passantino 16m
STL Co police: Man found dead inside parked car in Ferguson had been shot once in head, body lit on fire
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (rwI+c)
Don't forget mountains, rivers and streams.
And bad weather. We control that, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (HkkyM)
Posted by: Motorhead at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (jc4t8)
Posted by: Rufus the Terminator at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (3/wAJ)
20 years old. A witness that corroborated Wilson's story. Was warned to shut up about what he saw.
And they executed him.
Payday is coming for these mother fuckers one day!
The conservative tree house.com
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (9M3UM)
Posted by: Fritz at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (UzPAd)
Don't forget mountains, rivers and streams.
And bad weather. We control that, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (0HooB)
and stupidity
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (4OZqu)
Add some blackface and you have a deal.
Posted by: CNN at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (J0IP0)
Tonight, I be goin' for a big screen, lots of Snickers, a canned ham for mama, and rollin' papers to make a fattie.
Posted by: Johnny Z the Sportin' Man at November 25, 2014 07:21 PM (3/wAJ)
Could you pick me up some deviled ham and a loaf of bread.
Oh, and HR needs doughnuts.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (oFCZn)
What's with the giant "NR" image they keep attaching to tweets? Or the giant photos of the writer's heads?
odd.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (zwdxl)
And they executed him. "
This needs to be screamed far and wide.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 07:27 PM (BPMYx)
Ditto, took me three times. 'Why would the media...?'
All is now right with the world. It's my fault.
Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2014 07:27 PM (FcR7P)
1) Reincorporate as Uninsurableton
2) Order lawnchairs
3) Set date for Mass Business Emigration Block Party
4)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 25, 2014 07:27 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 25, 2014 07:28 PM (HkkyM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:25 PM (0HooB)
I knew a Jordanian scientist who once claimed - straight-faced - that the CIA was fucking up the weather in Jordan.
If only ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:28 PM (oKE6c)
And they executed him. "
This needs to be screamed far and wide.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 07:27 PM (BPMYx)
I'd call a 48-hour rule on that, too early in the news cycle
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 07:28 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:28 PM (9M3UM)
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 25, 2014 07:28 PM (E1Cat)
I called the homes of both @campbellnyt & @juliebosman to ask them about their decision to publish #DarrenWilson's address in the NYT.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 07:28 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:22 PM (0HooB)
Macaroni and Cheese, all over the monitor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (oFCZn)
Add some blackface and you have a deal.
Posted by: CNN at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (J0IP0)
Let's compromise. How about if I learn to lisp?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (oFCZn)
umm, doughnuts
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Johnny Z the Sportin' Man at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (zwdxl)
Think she was talking to Mark Haynes ... who had complained about the well heeled getting bailed out in LTCM, and is now mysteriously dead. Maybe he just downloaded too much from Napster. But Erin advanced, I guess. Is CNN an advancement?
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (hyI5X)
Makes sense.
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: not a dog, just a perp, they shoot dogs at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (hqVUe)
Here's the link to the Conservative Treehouse article:
http://tinyurl.com/n8sucgh
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: AMartel at November 25, 2014 07:30 PM (WWgnZ)
Briefly.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 25, 2014 07:30 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:30 PM (9M3UM)
Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharpton at November 25, 2014 07:30 PM (LoIJo)
I mentioned this 8 hours ago -- Rosie O'Donnell pushed this stool of misinformation on The View today.
*like that phrase? I just made it up
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 07:31 PM (1K6n1)
I remember reading back in the '70's about a weather-control movie getting squashed by teh gubmint. Could never find out about the claim, amazingly enough.
The story was in Starlog magazine IIRC, or a similar publication.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:31 PM (0HooB)
Makes sense.
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (0LHZx)
He was programmed by the Pink Orgasmic Light from the Telestar Array, he didn't know what he was doing!
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 25, 2014 07:31 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (16bOT)
And this poor young kid gets killed for telling the truth?
Posted by: wheatie at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (nUV0o)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (8ZskC)
Yeah, he was a plant - a willing accomplice, duped into doing to police department's bidding. Right.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: CNN at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM
Let's compromise. How about if I learn to lisp?
Just sing and be happy.
Posted by: CNN at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (J0IP0)
*like that phrase? I just made it up
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 07:31 PM (1K6n1)
Rosie *IS* a stool of misinformation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Oh boy
---------------
Once again...., where is that information?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (F2IAQ)
Uhhh...you know Hot Air promoted that one?
Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 25, 2014 07:33 PM (pYEaj)
You're a regular fuckin' Keats.
That's the nicest thing anyone here ever said to me. Thanks, bro!
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 07:33 PM (1K6n1)
I caught CNN at the airport a while ago. Objectively speaking, he "presumed" that the POS didn't really mean what he said.
Jeebus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (9M3UM)
Posted by: Fritz at November 25, 2014 07:26 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (lN8KC)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 07:32 PM (F2IAQ)
Post #74, Mike.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (M6Vhk)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (mx5oN)
Gotta give credit where credit is due, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (8ZskC)
Why didn't White people riot when OJ got off after he killed two White people?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (0FSuD)
"National Bar Association Calls for Federal Charges Against Darren Wilson"
at Weezy's
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 07:35 PM (0LHZx)
"
Hey, we're just asking questions. Some people say, you know what I mean? Giving air time to all points of view, and all that...
Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 25, 2014 07:35 PM (iIzG7)
A quick Google search shows that the dead fellow kind of matches an existing, but unspecified, witness that corroborated Wilson's story. It's conjecture.
Posted by: Motorhead at November 25, 2014 07:36 PM (jc4t8)
Uhhh...you know Hot Air promoted that one?
Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 25, 2014 07:33 PM (pYEaj)
_________
As did Rand Paul
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 07:36 PM (0LHZx)
Why didn't White people riot when OJ got off after he killed two White people?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (0FSuD)
If I said what was on my mind I'd get banhammered.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 07:36 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 25, 2014 07:36 PM (IvTw6)
You're welcome.
I still can't figure out how he is able to stay employed. I guess the primary job qualification for whatever position he holds is that he be psychotic. I have yet to read one thing he's written that makes any sense out here in the Real World.
It must just be me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:36 PM (0HooB)
A quick Google search shows that the dead fellow kind of matches an existing, but unspecified, witness that corroborated Wilson's story. It's conjecture.
Posted by: Motorhead at November 25, 2014 07:36 PM (jc4t
Thus invoking the 48-hour rule, wait until more information is available.
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 07:37 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Witchfinder at November 25, 2014 07:37 PM (E1Cat)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 07:37 PM (hqVUe)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:37 PM (9M3UM)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 25, 2014 07:38 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 07:37 PM (hqVUe)
If it was NJ, you'd have to pay the toll first...
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 07:38 PM (4OZqu)
Logic.. we much?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at November 25, 2014 07:38 PM (+1T7c)
And what did we use to whip them into a looting frenzy? The non-indictment! That's how clever we are.
Posted by: Evil White Masterminds (i.e., everyone!) at November 25, 2014 07:38 PM (FcR7P)
Anyone read about the young black male shot last night? He was found near the spot Brown was shot.
He fits the profile of one of the grand jury witnesses. Murdered because he told the truth?
http://tinyurl.com/n8sucgh
Posted by: Jprs at November 25, 2014 07:38 PM (uuJdC)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (/9Mak)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 07:29 PM (zwdxl)
Karma is a bitch.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (oKE6c)
If we had an honest DOJ we would be suing the NCAAP for Rico violations. These are fund raiser events.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 07:37 PM (hqVUe)
And I'm sure the rioters will listen. And I also have some beautiful beachfront property in Arizona.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (Opyrm)
NYC Blue cracking heads as we speak!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 25, 2014 07:38 PM (3/wAJ)
Don't mess with stockbrokers on the way home
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (4OZqu)
-"National Bar Association Calls for Federal Charges Against Darren Wilson"
at Weezy's
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (s9AKD)
Dear Lord. The National bar Association, even? I had no idea that they had been compromised, so to speak.
I guess I should have, seeing as "Case Law" has taken over and "Constitutional Law" is being kicked like a downed officer during a "mostly peaceful protest".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (16bOT)
Plus, countering the lie takes energy and deflects attention, like a feint.
Or, more probably, this guy is just an idiot making shit up for pay.
Posted by: Feh at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (g/zj9)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 07:40 PM (hqVUe)
Why didn't White people riot when OJ got off after he killed two White people?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (0FSuD)
If I said what was on my mind I'd get banhammered.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 07:36 PM (mx5oN)
Shortly after that IIRC a proposition to increase welfare benefits was defeated at the ballot box. Someone said, this is how white people riot.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:40 PM (oKE6c)
Only in the Obama/Holder version of America does this not hit Page One by tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Oh boy at November 25, 2014 07:40 PM (zxQ4h)
"National Bar Association Calls for Federal Charges Against Darren Wilson"
at Weezy's
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (s9AKD)
Bar associations are notoriously leftist. I only belong to my state bar because I have to. I refuse to join any national bar association because they're a bunch of progressive radical loons.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 07:41 PM (mx5oN)
Why didn't White people riot when OJ got off after he killed two White people?
And is Bill Cosby kicked out of the club if he doesn't play the race card?
Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2014 07:41 PM (FcR7P)
Don't mess with stockbrokers on the way home
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (4OZqu)
Especially when they're buying a little blow to ease the panties from a young nubile vixen.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 25, 2014 07:41 PM (3/wAJ)
Sure, and let the media come up with the spin in the mean time.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (KCxzN)
My guess is finding young black males shot to death near those apts/projects isn't too uncommon an occurrence.
Posted by: Motorhead at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (jc4t8)
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (MMC8r)
He blames it on white supremacists who apparently came and set fire to it in the middle of a city wide black riot just because Daddy NeverAround was baptised there.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (6iEQd)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Moron in tinfoil derby at November 25, 2014 07:43 PM (H/9vm)
-Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 07:41 PM (mx5oN)
DAMNIT! My ignorance knows few bounds. I sincerely didn't know that.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:43 PM (16bOT)
So they have to find a way to blame it on the cops.
If they could figure out a way to blame it on Bush or the Tea Party they would.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 07:43 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2014 07:43 PM (TETYm)
Now THERE'S a ratings builder.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:39 PM (0FSuD)
Yes, like Benghazi.
Posted by: Cloward-Piven at November 25, 2014 07:43 PM (c8Jim)
Posted by: wisenheimer at November 25, 2014 07:44 PM (qnhj2)
People whose power comes from the State favor the State.
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:44 PM (MMC8r)
https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/537312085701824514
Dylan Byers
@DylanByers
How long til the "blame the media" thing stops?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2014 07:44 PM (GrXXa)
Last nite I scored about 20 Big Mac's, a couple bottles of Mad Dog 20/20, and did a double with Floosie and Normancia.
Posted by: Forty Cent at November 25, 2014 07:44 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (MMC8r)
Imagine.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 07:45 PM (oKE6c)
You want insane? I give you the pastor of Michael Brown Sr.'s church that was torched last night.
He
blames it on white supremacists who apparently came and set fire to it
in the middle of a city wide black riot just because Daddy NeverAround
was baptised there.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (6iEQd)
Perfect opportunity for Greek Lightning.
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2014 07:45 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 25, 2014 07:45 PM (IvTw6)
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market
_______________________________________
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Countrysquire at November 25, 2014 07:45 PM (8FyP4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:45 PM (8ZskC)
***
You're gonna have to be more specific. He's got tons of long haired white pussies.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 07:46 PM (6iEQd)
70 Erin Burnett was at her best when she was in Africa I think it
was, reporting back to CNBC with almost ALL her blouse buttons
unbuttoned. No idea what she babbled on about, but she was indeed
provocative.
Now THERE'S a ratings builder.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
YouTube?
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2014 07:46 PM (TETYm)
So they have to find a way to blame it on the cops.
If they could figure out a way to blame it on Bush or the Tea Party they would.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 07:43 PM (+XMAD)
Part of the problem is that the Prosecutor, the Mayor, and the Govennor are all Democrats, so they can't used the automatic Madlibs template they usually use to blame a Republican in these situations. They're working feverishly on a substitute right now!
Posted by: nnptcgrad at November 25, 2014 07:46 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: The Gilded Offices of the Senate Leader Elect at November 25, 2014 07:46 PM (XzRw1)
He blames it on white supremacists who apparently came and set fire to it in the middle of a city wide black riot just because Daddy NeverAround was baptised there.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (6iEQd)
That's legit. In white robes. Thousands of them.
Posted by: Susan Rice/Gruber at November 25, 2014 07:46 PM (c8Jim)
He blames it on white supremacists who apparently came and set fire to it in the middle of a city wide black riot just because Daddy NeverAround was baptised there.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 07:42 PM (6iEQd)
Hey, let's get out the word that all those pasty people running around wearing Guy Fawkes masks are actually white supremacists in disguise.
I wouldn't mind seeming some blue on blue action.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 07:47 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 07:47 PM (hqVUe)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 25, 2014 07:48 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Dave S. at November 25, 2014 07:48 PM (UvR6d)
The National Bar Association is the national association for black lawyers.
Why we still have things like a national association for black lawyers is another story.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 25, 2014 07:48 PM (g1DWB)
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much.
Posted by: Kingston Trio at November 25, 2014 07:49 PM (yxw0r)
He blames it on white supremacists who apparently came and set fire to it in the middle of a city wide black riot just because Daddy NeverAround was baptised there.
Back to my 'shifting blame' dysfunction screed.
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:49 PM (MMC8r)
this is all way to confusing, so ima just go get the bottle of tequila out and see if i can find the bottom of it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 25, 2014 07:49 PM (pZtrP)
I take Bull O'Reilly with a mine-full-O-salt, but they were there and they are uninformed "whities".
It only takes a large gathering for them to break shit and set fire to "the man".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:49 PM (16bOT)
http://tinyurl.com/kv3dt5y
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 25, 2014 07:49 PM (IvTw6)
Posted by: Motorhead at November 25, 2014 07:51 PM (jc4t8)
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much.
Posted by: Kingston Trio at November 25, 2014 07:49 PM (yxw0r)
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Posted by: Sara Lee at November 25, 2014 07:52 PM (W5DcG)
http://tinyurl.com/mxewrzl
an even better one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUxkFCBPgx4
Posted by: bill-o at November 25, 2014 07:52 PM (AWwDY)
That was just awful. I denounce myself for laughing.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:52 PM (9M3UM)
Some enterprising group of individuals could, oh, I don't know, maybe start asking questions about who might be inciting these riots, especially if they're from out of town. Then they could tell us what they found out either on the TV or through print or perhaps online.
If they were so inclined.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:52 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Sara Lee at November 25, 2014 07:52 PM (W5DcG)
Yea, ba-ba-baby
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at November 25, 2014 07:53 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 25, 2014 07:53 PM (XzRw1)
-Posted by: Motorhead at November 25, 2014 07:51 PM (jc4t
I didn't either until I understood the function of "Stormtroopers". It isn't - what hill?.
...it is simply a reactionary process to any hill.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:53 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 07:54 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 07:54 PM (hqVUe)
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much.
Posted by: Kingston Trio at November 25, 2014 07:49 PM (yxw0r)
And everybody hates the Jews
Posted by: Tom Lehrer at November 25, 2014 07:55 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: BEEL O'RYE LEE at November 25, 2014 07:55 PM (s9AKD)
Someone who bakes cakes for a living is adding to the beauty and joy of the universe. I hope the wretched assholes who destroyed her shop have to spend all eternity starving with a piece of chocolate cake and ice cream just out of reach.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. likes cake at November 25, 2014 07:55 PM (+XMAD)
So there's an organization of lawyers to agitate for the prosecution of an innocent cop who happens to be white, and who happens to have shot a black man?
Just spitballin' here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:55 PM (8ZskC)
You folks don't want to come down my street looking for trouble. Just saying it's not going to work out for the first 50.
http://tinyurl.com/pe8ot6s
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:55 PM (0FSuD)
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Posted by: Sara Lee at November 25, 2014 07:52 PM (W5DcG)
I don't know half of Sara Lee half as well as I should like;
and I like less than half of Sara Lee half as well as she deserves.
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Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (yxw0r)
99 My wife, who is not particularly political, just axed the question.
Why didn't White people riot when OJ got off after he killed two White people?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:34 PM (0FSuD)
If I said what was on my mind I'd get banhammered.
Posted by: Insomniac
This is why I don't post much on this subject, not rayciss thoughts but the unvarnished truth about how to resolve them..
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (6iEQd)
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (baiNQ)
If they were so inclined."
-Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 07:52 PM (0HooB)
Sharyl Attkisson tried that.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (16bOT)
I want to say that after Wilson and his family, the person I feel most
badly about is the cake lady whose shop was destroyed. She was worried
because her customers won't get the cakes they ordered for Thanksgiving.
Fox had a clip of a black man sweeping up the floor of his shattered shop and plaintively asking "now how am I going to feed my kids".
Posted by: pep at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: eleven at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (MDgS8)
Someone who bakes cakes for a living is adding to the beauty and joy of the universe. I hope the wretched assholes who destroyed her shop have to spend all eternity starving with a piece of chocolate cake and ice cream just out of reach.
She put white icing on a chocolate cake. If that isn't racis', nothing is.
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 25, 2014 07:57 PM (9M3UM)
Posted by: The Progs at November 25, 2014 07:57 PM (iQIUe)
Social justice inflicts collateral damage sometimes, old man. Just suck it up for the cause.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 07:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: the barrel at November 25, 2014 07:58 PM (zxQ4h)
Social justice inflicts collateral damage sometimes, old man. Just suck it up for the cause.
You're an omelet, comrade.
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (hqVUe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (0FSuD)
-Be Quiet.
-Stay Small.
-Touch Nothing.
-Breathe Through the Mouth.
-That isn't Cheese.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (16bOT)
FIFY.
Also, we'll look after the shop for you...
Posted by: Ferguson "peaceful protestor" at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 25, 2014 07:56 PM (yxw0r)
You have been embarreled.
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (8MjqI)
Is this the same kid who was reported as being shot and set on fire near Brown's home?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. likes cake at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: eleven at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (MDgS8)
shop and plaintively asking "now how am I going to feed my kids".
Did someone ask him who he voted for?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 25, 2014 08:00 PM (XzRw1)
Seriously, the kid murdered on Canfield was a witness at the GJ. This is
big. I thought it was a failed robbery or car jacking but this explains
it.
No, seriously, I'm going to need more than one thinly (very thinly) sourced squib in a pub I've never heard of before I get my indignation on. Not saying it isn't true, but I'm also not going to chase after every squirrel. If it's true, we'll hear lots more about it.
Posted by: pep at November 25, 2014 08:00 PM (4nR9/)
The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much.
some mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJ8ZCs4jY
Posted by: bill-o at November 25, 2014 08:00 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: the barrel at November 25, 2014 07:58 PM (zxQ4h)<<<<
Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains?!?!?!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 25, 2014 08:00 PM (H/9vm)
http://tinyurl.com/lv7lso2
I must have missed this by about 20 minutes. I had no idea at the time.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2014 08:00 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 25, 2014 08:00 PM (BXkFh)
Seriously, the kid murdered on Canfield was a witness at the GJ. This is
big. I thought it was a failed robbery or car jacking but this explains
it.
Posted by: The Progs at November 25, 2014 07:57 PM (iQIUe)
Linky - other than the NYT
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2014 08:00 PM (TETYm)
Snitches get stitches. Or in his case death.
The story rings true.
http://tinyurl.com/n8sucgh
Posted by: Jprs at November 25, 2014 08:01 PM (uuJdC)
Posted by: The MSM at November 25, 2014 08:01 PM (MMC8r)
The angels have been schoolin' me!!
Think of your Saint Michael Brown ornaments as a new American Passover tradition.
And they better not make me look all Chinese like that MLK dude's statue either. That'd piss me off. Peace out!!
Posted by: Zombie Saint Michael Brown at November 25, 2014 08:02 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 25, 2014 07:59 PM (XzRw1)
Honestly, I don't see how the Dems can.
All this is doing is reinforcing the idea that blacks will riot and break shit if they don't get their way. That doesn't help the race-pandering Dems.
Nobody is under the impression that those are Tea Partiers out there.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. likes cake at November 25, 2014 08:02 PM (+XMAD)
these Fathead tv commercials really go for the cheap emotional pull, don't they
Posted by: soothie at November 25, 2014 08:02 PM (+zzxL)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 25, 2014 08:03 PM (rwI+c)
I am pretty sure Erin Burnett caused the riots. Erin Burnett.... ER in Burn it.
No doubt it was her fault.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 25, 2014 08:04 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: MSM at November 25, 2014 08:04 PM (MMC8r)
Can someone notify Bobs kin .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 25, 2014 08:04 PM (HkkyM)
OT-ish:
The subhumans are now marching outside my house on Houston Street.
Please NYPD. Bust some heads.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:05 PM (CMkNk)
Best of luck with that "nobody needs a 30 round magazine" bullshit, Dems.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 08:05 PM (6iEQd)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (s9AKD)
Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (IrByp)
Do you posses a NYFD approved fire extinguisher?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Zombie Saint Michael Brown at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (AC0lD)
The Dems were not rewarded for lawlessness in 1968.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 08:08 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: deBlasé at November 25, 2014 08:08 PM (KG1MP)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 25, 2014 08:08 PM (V22Sh)
Best of luck with that "nobody needs a 30 round magazine" bullshit, Dems.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 08:05 PM (6iEQd)
I say we up the argument and explain this is why we need belt feds.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2014 08:09 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Socratease at November 25, 2014 08:09 PM (82qVG)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 25, 2014 08:09 PM (uqV2n)
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:09 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: E. Cleaver at November 25, 2014 08:09 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 08:09 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Zombie Saint Michael Brown at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (AC0lD)
Thanks. The "dunkel-untermenschen" are now gone. 10 minutes tops, blocking traffic as they shambled east on Houston.
Big nothing burger.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:10 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Constitution at November 25, 2014 08:10 PM (hqVUe)
Please NYPD. Bust some heads."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:05 PM (CMkNk)
Squeeze-Off a shotgun blast through the door!
Posted by: Joe Biden's Extra Chromosome at November 25, 2014 08:10 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 25, 2014 08:11 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 25, 2014 08:11 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Gov. Tricky Jay Nixon at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (JO9+V)
Now is the time you regret not practicing vomiting on command.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (8ZskC)
I hope you're staying in tonight.
I expected you to be in a condo on a high floor.
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:09 PM (sj3Ax)
Yup. 17 floors up. Wish I had a really powerful AirSoft.
As Charlie Sheen said in "Men At Work" "I like to really aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (CMkNk)
Because that implies they are responsible which constitutes blaming, and we know that they are ALWAYS THE VICTIM.
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (MMC8r)
The Dems were not rewarded for lawlessness in 1968.
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 08:08 PM (+XMAD)
Probably due in no small part to the rioting at the Democrat National Convention in Chicago, which featured a lot of Red on Red action.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Furguson bureau of tourism and trade at November 25, 2014 08:13 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Do not doubt my commitment to Jazz Hands at November 25, 2014 08:07 PM (IrByp)
Because some of them are black. Therefore you are racist.
Question answered?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2014 08:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (MMC8r)
With victims like these, you don't need perpetrators.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:14 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2014 08:14 PM (JO9+V)
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (CMkNk)
I like the Mosin Nagant for creating a "Pepper Pot" in front of those who stray too close.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap), Honorary Rooftop Korean at November 25, 2014 08:14 PM (16bOT)
I doubt that, sincerely.
I keep chuckling about that Iowahawk tweet a while back: The media's job is to cover a story. With a pillow until it stops moving.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 08:15 PM (0HooB)
----------------------------------------
From pellet guns to anti-tank weaponry, we got what you need!
Posted by: Wu-Tang Firearms at November 25, 2014 08:15 PM (uqV2n)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Extra Chromosome at November 25, 2014 08:10 PM (16bOT)
************
SQUEEZE-OFF A SHOTGUN BLAST THROUGH THE DOOR?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 25, 2014 08:15 PM (jucos)
"Why didn't White people riot when OJ got off after he killed two White people?"
I can't speak for anyone else but I had to work. Now that I'm retired I'll be all over it the next time OJ whacks some bimbo. Unless Erin has her blouse unbuttoned.
Posted by: F1guyus at November 25, 2014 08:15 PM (RB7Gy)
We need a real GOP party in MA.
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:15 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap), Honorary Rooftop Korean at November 25, 2014 08:14 PM (16bOT)
I saw a YouTube about the Russkie Rifle. Looks like a pretty fine piece to have.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:16 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2014 08:12 PM (8ZskC)
Yeah, that projectile puking Linda Blair did in the Exorcist would really come in handy when faced with characters in Guy Fawkes masks.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 08:16 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Korean Roof Snipers at November 25, 2014 08:16 PM (8ZskC)
Mass quantities of PBR and a window would work.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 08:16 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 08:16 PM (+XMAD)
With a loudspeaker blaring (Blairing?) "your mother sucks cocks in Hell!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:17 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Talibill at November 25, 2014 08:17 PM (in9qW)
Posted by: --- at November 25, 2014 08:17 PM (MMC8r)
See, this is the kind of outside-the-box thinking the GOP leadership should be pushing.
So the GOPe will surely excavate that other hill way over there, load it up, and dump it right on Berserker-Dragonheads Division's head.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 25, 2014 08:17 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:18 PM (CMkNk)
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:16 PM (CMkNk)
The action isn't the best, but if you're not a pussy about it?
...it does the trick.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:18 PM (16bOT)
If you do the things we say then you'll soon rule the nation
Slaughter all your enemies and then kill your relations
Rape and pillage loot and burn but all in moderation!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 25, 2014 08:18 PM (m9V0o)
You should be okay at 17 floors.
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:19 PM (sj3Ax)
DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 3m
POWER: Obama to Introduce Sweeping New Controls on Ozone Emissions... http://drudge.tw/1zsgOQ8
Posted by: Eco-nazi Ruling Class at November 25, 2014 08:20 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Talibill at November 25, 2014 08:17 PM (in9qW)
Yeah. "We have to UNDERSTAND why people do these things."
And then they make up a theory in their heads that has nothing to do with reality and congratulate themselves for being so "understanding."
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 08:20 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap), Honorary Rooftop Korean at November 25, 2014 08:14 PM (16bOT)
Mosin? Nice weapon no doubt however there's better. Much better - AX 338, Blaser, Denal NTW, etc... Now we're talking about range AND accuracy with a big f'n projo.
Posted by: Talibill at November 25, 2014 08:21 PM (in9qW)
Posted by: That lonley protester at November 25, 2014 08:21 PM (hqVUe)
...it does the trick.
Kills Germans like a charm.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 25, 2014 08:22 PM (rwI+c)
They're immature assholes with no respect for themselves or anyone else?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 08:22 PM (0HooB)
Please remember to do it in the right order - rape, pillage, THEN burn.
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 08:22 PM (8MjqI)
go down, it also makes a very good war club, spear, and javelin.
Finish off a bottle of vodka first for extra points.
Posted by: kartoffel at November 25, 2014 08:22 PM (7WCFZ)
If you have a laser pointer you can fuck with them. Perhaps from the roof.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 25, 2014 08:22 PM (XzRw1)
Just saying. Good from 17 stories. JJ get one! This.
http://tinyurl.com/lq6jcrn
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 08:24 PM (0FSuD)
Please remember to do it in the right order - rape, pillage, THEN burn.
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 08:22 PM (8MjqI)
We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Posted by: Taggart: at November 25, 2014 08:24 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: The Chik-fil-et Cows at November 25, 2014 08:24 PM (NtzGn)
Bout damn time. Don't want another Sandy.
Posted by: Chris Christie at November 25, 2014 08:25 PM (XzRw1)
POWER: Obama to Introduce Sweeping New Controls on Ozone Emissions...
UH OH.
Posted by: The Chik-fil-et Cows at November 25, 2014 08:24 PM (NtzGn)
He needs to watch this clip:
"How a bill becomes law School House Rock"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nKyihoV9z8
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 08:26 PM (4OZqu)
I'm sure you'd love another chance to,kiss TFGs ass.
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:27 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:27 PM (16bOT)
Ferguson rioters = decent people who were forced into violence by the "process" and the "system"
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
Outsiders.
And the Governor has this blood on his hands. He would not allow the duly sworn soldiers of the state's National Guard unit to help defend its citizens from outside agitators who were hellbent on terrorizing citizens of Missouri last night. Black, white, and any/every other color of Missourians.
We're being attacked from the outside, and he's got Holder's thumb up his ass, telling him how to run this state.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2014 08:28 PM (Dj0WE)
You won't find a sadder bunch of mopes outside a Weezer concert.
Posted by: B at November 25, 2014 08:28 PM (6iEQd)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:27 PM (16bOT)
It is amazing how many weapons have been lost "at sea" these last couple years isn't it?
Posted by: Talibill at November 25, 2014 08:29 PM (in9qW)
Posted by: CozMark at November 25, 2014 08:29 PM (nDeB2)
There goes electric cars.
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 08:29 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:27 PM (16bOT)
There, there. Here, have a cold beer.
Posted by: CM at November 25, 2014 08:29 PM (0NdlF)
Ferguson rioters = Mostly Peaceful, decent people who were forced into violence by the "process" and the "system""
-Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
Added for creaminess!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:29 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: CM at November 25, 2014 08:31 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at November 25, 2014 08:31 PM (Opyrm)
-Posted by: Talibill at November 25, 2014 08:29 PM (in9qW)
Indeed. Simply ridiculous were it not true.
"There, there. Here, have a cold beer."
-Posted by: CM at November 25, 2014 08:29 PM (0NdlF)
Thanks!
*Cheers!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:31 PM (16bOT)
They will always find some way to blame us.
Even if they attribute it to some magical unconscious mindcrime that's compelled them to do bad things.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2014 08:32 PM (ABcz/)
The democrats in power wanted riots - they got them. Obama and holder are race hustlers just like Sharpton and Jackson.
The convenience store where Brown used to harass intimidate and beat-up the counter help - is NOW BURNT TO THE GROUD.
Spin that, democrat media whore.
(nah -they will just ignore it)
Posted by: ethos at November 25, 2014 08:32 PM (t9c06)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2014 08:33 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2014 08:32 PM (ABcz/)
I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. F**ked up law, huh?
Posted by: Whitey at November 25, 2014 08:34 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Lizzy
The power of cracker compels you!
The power of cracker compels you!
Posted by: Max von Sydow as Charles Koch at November 25, 2014 08:34 PM (V70Ne)
They might be waiting for the convenience store they didn't burn down last night to restock its matches and lighter fluid.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 25, 2014 08:35 PM (1CroS)
Medicare. And also he will announce that the coal industry might as well
close shop next year with his new EPA regulations coming out tomorrow
Pedal to the metal "fundamental change".
Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 25, 2014 08:35 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 25, 2014 08:36 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2014 08:37 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 08:37 PM (hqVUe)
The convenience store where Brown used to harass intimidate and beat-up the counter help - is NOW BURNT TO THE GROUD.
Is that the store form which the owner whined, "we didn't call the police" - "we want your business"? Must be a Chamber of Commerce member in good standing.
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2014 08:38 PM (TETYm)
Posted by: CM at November 25, 2014 08:38 PM (0NdlF)
-Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 08:37 PM (hqVUe)
What do the journalists own in that sentence? The apostrophe threw me for a loop.
I am being a dick, so there's that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, Pedant at November 25, 2014 08:39 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:40 PM (sj3Ax)
OT:
Here's a very cute gal who does woodworking. And there's a big ass Bush-Cheney '04 poster in her shop.
http://www.youtube.com/user/AprilWilkersonDIY
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:40 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 08:41 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Newt at November 25, 2014 08:41 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 08:41 PM (8MjqI)
Yeah, but the last word is "mental."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:41 PM (CMkNk)
Lovely.
Posted by: CM at November 25, 2014 08:38 PM (0NdlF)
Nightfall is a short story by Issac Asimov
Posted by: MikeH at November 25, 2014 08:42 PM (4OZqu)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 25, 2014 08:42 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Dickette at November 25, 2014 08:42 PM (a4i5T)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 08:43 PM (hqVUe)
toss the popcorn, count to ten, then light them up with a laser pointer
good times
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 08:43 PM (KCxzN)
Drudge has links to things that are stroking my rage meter! I thought I had it subdued.
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:43 PM (sj3Ax)
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:41 PM (CMkNk)
It is a compound fracture. It breaks through its own skin.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:44 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 25, 2014 08:44 PM (jucos)
Pedal to the metal "fundamental change".
The first word in "fundamental" is "fun".
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 08:41 PM (8MjqI)
Yeah, but the last word is "mental."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:41 PM (CMkNk)
________________________________________da
Posted by: CozMark at November 25, 2014 08:44 PM (JeBIy)
...or by a comma it the feeling's not as strong.
Inter-Jection!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:45 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:46 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 25, 2014 08:47 PM (cmBvC)
I used to make everyone fill out I9 form with backup attached or no paycheck.
WTH?
Lawless SCOAMT!
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 08:47 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 25, 2014 08:47 PM (cmBvC)
Just like those "moderate Muslims" I've heard so much about.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:47 PM (CMkNk)
Who is paying these assholes. No one marches in NYC without a paycheck.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (zwdxl)
-Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 25, 2014 08:44 PM (jucos)
I was the Same-Level-Retard until I was about Twenty-Three.
...okay, Thirty-Five. ...lol.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: soothie at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (IJCgF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (CMkNk)
why did not the "normal folks" in Ferguson counterprotest?
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 25, 2014 08:47 PM (cmBvC)
______________________________________
Because they didn't want to go to the other side?
Posted by: CozMark at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (JeBIy)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:45 PM
I gots the entire "Schoolhouse Rock" series on a VHS tape. I have no way of playing a VHS tape.
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 08:49 PM (KCxzN)
those lasers intrigue me
how would one improve my life?
Posted by: soothie at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (IJCgF)
I want the Star Trek "Mirror Mirror" Tantalus Field.
ZAPPP!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:50 PM (CMkNk)
how would one improve my life?"
-Posted by: soothie at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM (IJCgF)
The bullets hit those little dots?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:50 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: soothie at November 25, 2014 08:50 PM (IJCgF)
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 25, 2014 08:47 PM (cmBvC)
Because snitches get stiches?
Posted by: nnptcgrad at November 25, 2014 08:50 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: ethos at November 25, 2014 08:50 PM (t9c06)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:50 PM (CMkNk)
Whose attention do they think they are getting?
Fools.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2014 08:51 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 08:51 PM (hqVUe)
-Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 08:49 PM (KCxzN)
Neither do I ...*HAH!*
The VCR doesn't plug into anything I own.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 08:51 PM (16bOT)
Shocking, I know.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 25, 2014 08:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 25, 2014 08:52 PM (cmBvC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 08:52 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:48 PM
That's the kind of "cold disposition" I've been looking for. I thought I was the only one...
Perhaps you publish a newsletter?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 08:52 PM (KCxzN)
Carol
I offer the era of BDS* as Exhibit A...
...the 'target audience' of these tools (for the Totalitarian Left) have the reasoning power of the average four-year old.
Don't mistake mendacious with stupidity.
(*Bush Derangement Syndrome)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 08:52 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: E.T. at November 25, 2014 08:52 PM (K+RBk)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at November 25, 2014 08:53 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 25, 2014 08:53 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Jay
------------------
Chicago cops with nightsticks.
Hippies crashing through plate glass windows.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 08:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Weasel Zippers
Liberal lawyers: Ah just fuck due process. Let's just torture Officer Wilson till we get a conviction, any conviction and fuck the rules?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 08:54 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 08:55 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Altec at November 25, 2014 08:55 PM (13G+x)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 08:56 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 08:56 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 08:52 PM (KCxzN)
Soon. The Cut-Jib Newsletter and Radio Show.
Stay tuned. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:56 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 25, 2014 08:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at November 25, 2014 08:57 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 08:56 PM (ucDmr)
************
Kellogg Square. A wonderland for teenagers on the prowl
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 25, 2014 08:57 PM (jucos)
no one.
Like with Trayvon, there was no voice opposed. The local, state, and national GOP was no interested in being in the side opposed to not killing kids. So, the left gets this weird momentum where their arguing against a thing that doesn't exist and no one is opposed to and suddenly there's no voice telling people to come to their senses.
Sort of like how stories about Brown's autopsy barely included the word front or back when it was alleged he was shot in the back in cold blood. The media4DNC just let the lefty, riot narrative build and build.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 25, 2014 08:58 PM (N///B)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 08:58 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ThunderB
---------------
The Conservative Treehouse article is NOT proof of that. It sound like speculation..., at best.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 08:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:56 PM (CMkNk)
*********
STAY TUNED?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 25, 2014 08:58 PM (jucos)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 08:58 PM (btTLZ)
Carjacking at Northwinds...this is where Michael Brown lived. Also, another group of black men carjacked a media van.
Posted by: The Progs at November 25, 2014 08:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at November 25, 2014 08:57 PM (Bl4dy)
Homunculii gots to homunculate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:59 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 08:59 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at November 25, 2014 08:59 PM (rwI+c)
I have a fully functioning 6-Head VCR, fully integrated into my A/V system... and a 'black box' dvd player.
BTW, you can still buy VHS to DVD burner/player units...
... http://tinyurl.com/n5gxw2o / http://tinyurl.com/kclucat
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 08:59 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: wisenheimer at November 25, 2014 09:00 PM (qnhj2)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 09:01 PM (hqVUe)
Posted by: otho at November 25, 2014 09:01 PM (tBSrv)
*************
I crashed my favorite car into the parking garage wall there. '66 Pontiac Grand Prix. I cried.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 25, 2014 09:01 PM (jucos)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 09:02 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:02 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: ALH
-----------------
Please spare the Varsity. I can forgive most things..., but not torching the Varsity. Take Ga. Tech instead...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:02 PM (F2IAQ)
"
The official site for the pill that makes your flatulences smell of roses100% natural invention homologated by a French laboratory
During
a copious dinner Christian Poincheval said to himself that it would be
more appropriate to be able to fart without bothering his neighbours!
After
much research with a laboratory and many many tests the Fart Pill
finally saw the light of day. Since then, the number of press articles
cannot be counted and numerous TV shows have invited their favourite
inventor on a regular basis!"
Yea, off topic. I think.
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 25, 2014 09:03 PM (8N+Kq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
---------------------
* re-thinks *
No..., wait..., take Ga. State. Won't be missed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:03 PM (F2IAQ)
We should totes do that.
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 09:02 PM (KCxzN)
WE?!
The party of the first part shall be known as the party of the first part . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:03 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 09:03 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2014 09:04 PM (9kWyt)
They've done damage when Red Sox won World Series & they were celebrating & one time killed a woman by turning over a car.
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 09:04 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 09:05 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:05 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:03 PM
& the party of the second part shall be the "side-kick".
I gots no problems with that.
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 09:05 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 25, 2014 09:06 PM (8N+Kq)
I'm going to make one now.
Good night!
Posted by: Carol at November 25, 2014 09:06 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:06 PM (nzKvP)
****
the dems own the "don't shoot kids with hands up, back to you argument." there's no one who takes up mantle of counter argument. Kind of genius on the part of idiot americans to argue against something no one is against.
then again, someone should probably be championing the "can't you dumb fucks understand you're being lied to" side?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (N///B)
Posted by: E.T. at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (K+RBk)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:06 PM (nzKvP)
Nowhere near it. All I can say to anyone driving is "RAMMING SPEED, MR. CHRISTIAN!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (CMkNk)
Stay tuned. . ."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 08:56 PM (CMkNk)
OOooohhh! I have a "Radio Voice"! Can I be your "Dude Who Says That We Have Jeremy on Line #3"?!?
Here's my bullshit resume'...
-Slap: "You've reached Sefton. 'Sup?"
-Caller: "I'd like to talk about the Social Justice movement and why it is important going forward."
-Slap: "You'll have to talk to Mr. Click."
-Caller: "Who is Mr.-"
-Slap: *click*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Worthless pricks are pretty silent about most things.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (9kWyt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:03 PM
& the party of the second part shall be the "side-kick".
I gots no problems with that.
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 09:05 PM (KCxzN)
Please send $5000 US to cover all modalities, and remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:08 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November 25, 2014 09:08 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Mother of Zombie Saint Michael Brown at November 25, 2014 09:08 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: ALH
---------------
Used to be a Jr. Varsity. Crap..., now can't recall the street it was on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:08 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:07 PM (CMkNk)
No I know your not near it, just saying. And I heard they caused problems at the Lincoln Tunnel tonight also. My Daughter got caught in that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:09 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at November 25, 2014 09:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 09:09 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25
Check out WZ car drove over several,protesters in Minneapolis
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2014 09:09 PM (9kWyt)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 25, 2014 09:09 PM (sYUHT)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 09:10 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: E.T. at November 25, 2014 09:10 PM (K+RBk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:09 PM (nzKvP)
These "vantzen" should be given a good talking to . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:10 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 25, 2014 09:09 PM (sYUHT)
I would donate the skin off my leg to be that close to Megyn
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:10 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 09:10 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:10 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:11 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 09:12 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: The Progs at November 25, 2014 09:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: goatexchange at November 25, 2014 09:12 PM (sYUHT)
...they're also blocking the Lincoln Tunnel.
http://tinyurl.com/kdoufjd
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 09:12 PM (/mTq0)
Seriously?
Weasel Zippers
What an arrogant nasty little prick
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:13 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: ALH
----------------
At least they got to hear Nero playing a tune.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:13 PM (F2IAQ)
Wish they'd call me up for Guard Duty in NYC
Posted by: Nevergiveup
~~~~~~~~~~
The Ferguson Mayor was begging last night. Dem Gov Nixon said no. The NG was timely deployed elsewhere though. Mayor thinks Holder/Barky said: let it burn a little first.
Posted by: eureka! at November 25, 2014 09:13 PM (Zbknu)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 09:12 PM (btTLZ)
I don't know - what was RNN ( Rome News Network) like back in those days?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:14 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 09:15 PM (btTLZ)
-Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:14 PM (nzKvP)
They floated notes down the aqueduct.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:15 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 25, 2014 09:16 PM (/RjIj)
AL SHARPTON WOULD MAKE A GOOD CARTOON CHARACTER?!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 25, 2014 09:16 PM (iwdV3)
Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at November 25, 2014 09:16 PM (Bl4dy)
Sensing an opportunity in a crowded field that lacks a front runner, the former Hewlett Packard chief executive is actively exploring a 2016 presidential run.
????
Didn't she almost bankrupt HP?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:17 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:18 PM (CMkNk)
Planned Parenthood is the largest abortion provider in America. 78% of their clinics are in minority communities. Blacks make up 12% of the population, but 35% of the abortions in America. Last year alone, more than 400,000 black babies were killed by abortion.
Posted by: eureka! at November 25, 2014 09:19 PM (Zbknu)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:19 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: goon at November 25, 2014 09:19 PM (gNTQS)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 09:19 PM (hqVUe)
No black helicopters (yet), but they're coming. Last night it was around midnight. Did get over-flown by a "Life-Flight" bird 20 minutes ago (I'm on their glide path, I know the sound).
Med-Evac helicopters don't waste any time painting the 'burbs with a spotlight.
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2014 09:20 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November
LOL. Some grouse, blue jays, pine squirrels & an ermine. But no deer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2014 09:20 PM (9kWyt)
Posted by: Dales at November 25, 2014 09:20 PM (EG1ig)
I lived through the 70s and those were not fun times. This is not going to end well.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2014 09:21 PM (5HBd1)
/clown nose off
What's the point, some of you are axing.
At the end of this political terrorism stunt, the Left will have made Other People's world smaller, maybe all of ours.
They already accomplished a lot by forcing police departments everywhere to make changes to their policy. And, of course, the efforts to censor our speech just because.
Bottom line: The Left comes out of this with even more power, and our safety and fundamental rights will be diminished.
Posted by: soothie at November 25, 2014 09:21 PM (O2+AI)
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
N/M
Posted by: eleven at November 25, 2014 09:22 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at November 25, 2014 09:22 PM (3h9e2)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 25, 2014 09:23 PM (l3vZN)
If I owned a business in Ferguson, I'd be hoping that the rioters would burn my business straight to the ground.
Then I'd take that sweet sweet insurance money and get the hell outta town.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 25, 2014 09:23 PM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2014 09:24 PM (9kWyt)
Sort of what the Jews of Europe felt like about their Gentile neighbors once the Germans occupied them. Total about face, with exceptions of course.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 25, 2014 09:25 PM (CMkNk)
Then I'd take that sweet sweet insurance money and get the hell outta town.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 25, 2014 09:23 PM (KBvAm)
That's pretty funny. I guess you did not read clause 38 about civil insurrection ha?
Posted by: Insurance Indusry at November 25, 2014 09:25 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Mr.A at November 25, 2014 09:25 PM (q177U)
Posted by: soothie at November 25, 2014 09:25 PM (O2+AI)
---------------
You can add 'Charged' to that list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:25 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: eman at November 25, 2014 09:26 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:13 PM (nzKvP)
Exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2014 09:26 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 101 days until spring training at November 25, 2014 09:26 PM (u8GsB)
---------
That is an ugly racist rumor, started by Chuck Hagel. It has been dealt with.
Posted by: Barky the First at November 25, 2014 09:27 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:27 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 09:27 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at November 25, 2014 09:22 PM (3h9e2)
Sure! It's called a $100K liberal arts degree!
Posted by: nnptcgrad at November 25, 2014 09:28 PM (Opyrm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 09:28 PM (RvIUX)
Posted by: nnptcgrad
----------------
The Mass Communications Dept. at any university issues a comprehensive reference.
Posted by: Barky the First at November 25, 2014 09:29 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Erowmero at November 25, 2014 09:29 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Mike Brown at November 25, 2014 09:30 PM (i0vkQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 09:30 PM (RvIUX)
Time Ragazine publishes dreck praising the rioters
http://tinyurl.com/mfxqrhr
Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2014 09:30 PM (GrXXa)
I'm thinking...if Pixy makes the front page a lot smaller....maybe people wouldn't have to wait so long for the page to refresh.
But what the fuck do I know. I'm just a moran.
Posted by: eleven at November 25, 2014 09:31 PM (MDgS8)
http://tinyurl.com/mfxqrhr
-Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2014 09:30 PM (GrXXa)
No.
Words.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:32 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 09:30 PM (RvIUX)
BRB, grabbing some towels out of the closet
Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2014 09:33 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:33 PM (F2IAQ)
/I do remember her statements about Van Jones about "we" having been pleased with him or something like that in an interview.
Posted by: jackinabottle at November 25, 2014 09:33 PM (nA3uK)
620 8th Ave, New York, NY 10018
New York Times, Address
Be a shame if anything happened to it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:34 PM (nzKvP)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:33 PM (F2IAQ)
I've got "Old Stuff" up in the ol' bedroom and... (knock it off and Get Off My Lawn), ...I have had no problems.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:34 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Joe at November 25, 2014 09:35 PM (iwdV3)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 25, 2014 09:36 PM (t2m1Y)
Posted by: Joe at November 25, 2014 09:36 PM (iwdV3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2014 09:36 PM (9kWyt)
Didn't she almost bankrupt HP?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2014 09:17 PM (nzKvP)
__________
Well every president since Kennedy has almost bankrupted the USA, so that's actually a plus when running for president.
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 09:37 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: A Dog at November 25, 2014 09:38 PM (i0vkQ)
Julie Bosman is from WI, went to U WI at Madison (surprise), started out at NYT in 2002 as MoDo's "gofer". Got shipped last May from NY to Chicago to be NYT midwest correspondent.
There's a Julie Bosman married to a Jeremy L. McCarter, Harvard doncha know, who was theater critic in NY, including sometimes for NYT, but most lately at Newsweek, and he appears to be now in Chicago. Hmmm. . .
Anyone in Chicago, with access to more local data, like city registry of deeds?
I'm all for outing these vicious a-holes, esp. after all their shrieking about doxxing, and they go do this to a guy with a price on his head!
Posted by: Trotsky w/an ice-pick in his head at November 25, 2014 09:38 PM (yy0qv)
I can understand the GOP standing silent. Let the Dems OWN this..., as they do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:05 PM (F2IAQ)
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I've been saying this for a few days. The reality is, they went on Thanksgiving recess before they could make a coordinated response to the amnesty speech, which TFG was banking on. However, it may have been the smartest thing they could do. The Democrats own Ferguson, they own amnesty, they own Gruber (remember him), and they're about to own the Obamacare rate increases that are starting to show up. When the Democrats are busy shooting themselves in both feet, then shut up and stay out of the camera. Don't take a minute away from it. And while you're at home in the District, meet with the people who matter, your constituents.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 25, 2014 09:39 PM (t2m1Y)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 09:41 PM (hqVUe)
The writer is a sad, sad, committed liberal. Once wrote about how depressing it was to have to drive her Mercedes to the WIC office to collect benefits.
Couldn't make this up.
Also a story of how her Liberality has made her a shitty mother.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 09:41 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 09:42 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: tinfoil
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Prosecutorial Discretion, buddy.
Posted by: Eric the Red at November 25, 2014 09:42 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: TheDissentingVoice at November 25, 2014 09:45 PM (R2bzf)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 25, 2014 09:46 PM (tIsNU)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 09:46 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2014 09:46 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 101 days until spring training at November 25, 2014 09:46 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Clown Show at November 25, 2014 09:47 PM (TaO1J)
NOT to be a hyphen American, a gang member, a welfare recipient, a person filled with hatred and violence towards other races. A thug who gang-rapes or kills to be in a gang, or the "youths" rioting in Ferguson...many could not tell you one thing about the evidence or what a grand jury is. They do know, however, what they intend to steal from the next store.
In this, and I am maybe explaining this badly, they are like the supposed moderates of islam. These rare and almost mythical people I waited for after 9/11, when I really started paying attention to them. They were very late then in apology, and there is still no change. Only a few have the courage to speak against islam. We see this political correctness today, fourteen years post the worst terrorist attack on our soil. Per the book they believe in, calling for an Ummah, which has never been reformed, if you change a word or letter in the book against their prophet you are an infidel with a fatwa over your head, should you question or convert. This is why there is no reform: fear, the most powerful of weapons.
For fifty years, after the passage of a huge Civil Rights law, things are better, yes, for the Americans of all races who take advantage of education or work hard to own their own business. Those who try to obey the law and raise a family. Those who have faith. For black people they are in the minority. Yet the black women of this nation have the highest rate of abortion in this country. The highest percentage of babies born in wedlock. Highest dropout rate. And, I am sure, the highest percentage of single mothers---usually grandmothers----raising a kid without a father or supportive male in their family to protect or provide for them. There is no learning, by the sons or daughters, how to raise a family, work, pay bills, own a home, stay out of trouble with the law, obtain an education and, by learning from a mentor or parent, hopefully make your own child more successful than you were. This is the American dream: that each generation be better and enjoy freedom and prosperity.
This American dream lessens with each generation on welfare. We saw that with Katrina: generations of welfare creating, in NOLA, a mass of people dependent on the government vs themselves when things got bad. It is a self-induced fubar of circling the drain. The grandmothers become weary trying to keep their grandsons from the gangs, and their granddaughters from being abused at a young age, then pregnant...rinse. Repeat.
Again, and I will keep beating this drum: all this president had to do was to try to improve a generation of black men. He really had this one job for a legacy. To change the direction of this wind for black Americans. And he failed, as evident today in Ferguson. Mob mentality is based on emotion, but it also is based, in this case, on ignorance of facts. Denial of facts. Wanting to fit in, some of these boys sell their souls to the devil of gangs.
Race baiting by a political party who uses them, takes every advantage of their ignorance, and perpetuates a mentality that should have evolved in fifty years once they were given laws to help them be successful. Today 21.9% of young black males are unemployed under this president (14.7% of young Millenials). In 2008 a commission on Civil Rights found that the unemployment rate of blacks is directly related to illegal immigration (almost 40% of an 18 point decline since 2000). You can read it here:
http://tinyurl.com/qdoxh6g
The small minority of people who want real change are often too afraid to stand up to the real violence of gangs (or the comparison of mentality: radical islam, in which fear drives the moderates from change). But our leaders with the spotlight on them can push for change. The first black president could have started this change. This is his biggest failure.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at November 25, 2014 09:49 PM (dMEBN)
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Hey!!
Posted by: ocelot, pining for the fjords at November 25, 2014 09:49 PM (sYUHT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 09:50 PM (RvIUX)
moderate muslims don't stand up and say anything because the extremist muslims are doing their dirty work.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 101 days until spring training at November 25, 2014 09:50 PM (u8GsB)
http://tinyurl.com/qd9pfqk
They also wrote to her, asking why she did it, and she wrote back, as if she had been unaware and said NYT was pulling it
http://tinyurl.com/lsek4uh
Posted by: Trotsky w/an ice-pick in his head at November 25, 2014 09:51 PM (yy0qv)
Missed you at the tail end of the Hipster thread, don't want to re-hash (heh) our "conversation" the other day, but:
Bite me.
(I keed, I keed!)
Hope you and yours have a wonderful Thanksgiving :-)
Posted by: speedster1 at November 25, 2014 09:53 PM (C0wzD)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 09:53 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 25, 2014 09:55 PM (KQTmr)
For all I be?
...This Bud's for Me!
I've been fixing Christmas lights for weeks. I hang nearly Ten-Thousand of them every year. Today was the worst.
Not only did I have to go to the "Old-Fashioned" technique of "unplugging, checking-and-replacing" every light for over Two-Thousand lamps?
Pro Technique: http://lightkeeperpro.com/instructional-videos/
I looked at the forecast and I'll be hanging and stringing in freezing temperatures.
At least the snow melted over the weekend and I can get on the roof!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:55 PM (16bOT)
They both been egging this mob on since day one but had as much access to the evidence as the grand jury had (actually more via FBI and DoJ interviews that were not released to the GJ).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 25, 2014 09:55 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Eyes Open Now at November 25, 2014 09:56 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 09:57 PM (ucDmr)
Seems that tonight the professional protesters, who are white punks, are getting jumpy.
I think they're testing the police reaction, trying to find out exactly where the edge is...and then just push slightly beyond it to provoke a reaction.
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 09:57 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: dogfish at November 25, 2014 09:58 PM (1vYi0)
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 09:57 PM (ucDmr)
Thank You, Sir!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:58 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 09:59 PM (16bOT)
Pot - Kettle? Pot looking for a Kettle?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 25, 2014 09:59 PM (NaeCR)
"There ain't no Sanity Clause"
Posted by: McGyver at November 25, 2014 09:59 PM (ez3ak)
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:00 PM (BPMYx)
Arrests followed in short order...
...lots of angry white leftists. Looks like the SJWs are getting their 15 mins.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:00 PM (/mTq0)
Freakin' Californian liberals ...
Posted by: CM at November 25, 2014 10:00 PM (0NdlF)
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I used to think there was something different about the Germans that allowed them to become Nazi killers. I no longer believe that. I think if the leaders encourage sociopathic behavior and promote such behavior, people willing to engage in that behavior will emerge. We're no different. We have a government of sociopaths and sociopaths are emerging like weeds growing through cracks in the sidewalk.
I do agree, however, the temptation to hatred is strong.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 25, 2014 10:01 PM (VaGDX)
Of course they're not responsible for their actions.
How could they be? They're, like, wards, dood.
So, the state is responsible.
Posted by: it's, like, logical, or something at November 25, 2014 10:01 PM (fBW52)
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Setting up for the Civil Rights suit.
I'll bet the Dems in MO are starting to feel shit on about now.
Posted by: Eric the Red at November 25, 2014 10:02 PM (F2IAQ)
-Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:00 PM (BPMYx)
I have ignorant friends that could "Voxsplain" things better than that simpleton.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:02 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:02 PM (/mTq0)
The concepts of justice, much like insurance, (and marriage), sure are changing fast.
It proves Dumb People will believe anything.
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:03 PM (1K6n1)
Why even bother to take them down?
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 10:04 PM (8MjqI)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 10:04 PM (ucDmr)
Putz Putzverschuginer, or someone editorial, at the gray lady?
Heh.
Schadenboner with a power buffer.
Posted by: it's, like, logical, or something at November 25, 2014 10:04 PM (fBW52)
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..and male/female.
Posted by: Eric the Red at November 25, 2014 10:04 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:05 PM (RvIUX)
I dl'd 5 eps of Cowboy Bebop for my Put Me To Sleep TV tonight.
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:06 PM (1K6n1)
-Posted by: bergerbilder at November 25, 2014 10:04 PM (8MjqI)
Civility?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:06 PM (16bOT)
There are! There are so many black people all around the country who see this and are disgusted by it. That's what's so absolutely tragic. Their voices are buried by the thugs and rabble rousers.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:07 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: eman at November 25, 2014 10:08 PM (MQEz6)
Hi, Clark!
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:08 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 10:09 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:09 PM (RvIUX)
I just go by "tradition". I don't light them before Thanksgiving and I take them down before March.
That's just "A Thing".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:09 PM (16bOT)
There are! There are so many black people all around the country who see this and are disgusted by it. That's what's so absolutely tragic. Their voices are buried by the thugs and rabble rousers.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:07 PM (BPMYx)
Yes, but this is a good time for them to speak up.
They have they most power to tell these assholes to sit down and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: eman at November 25, 2014 10:10 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:10 PM (zwdxl)
Even if only 10% are on our side -- that's still 5M people. That's the group we pull the Allen Wests and Tim Scotts and Mia Loves from.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:12 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2014 10:12 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Joe at November 25, 2014 10:13 PM (iwdV3)
There is only justice and injustice.
Posted by: eman at November 25, 2014 10:08 PM (MQEz6)
~
That is why the habitually aggrieved added social to justice.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 25, 2014 10:13 PM (i0vkQ)
To date, one of my favorite episodes is the 'magic mushroom' one.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:13 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: John YaYa at November 25, 2014 10:13 PM (NUCTk)
I used to think there was something different about the Germans that allowed them to become Nazi killers. I no longer believe that. I think if the leaders encourage sociopathic behavior and promote such behavior, people willing to engage in that behavior will emerge. We're no different. We have a government of sociopaths and sociopaths are emerging like weeds growing through cracks in the sidewalk.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 25, 2014 10:01 PM (VaGDX)
Yeah, you're right.
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:14 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:14 PM (RvIUX)
The FSA drones are going to adopt black ribbons as icons of support for Michael Brown and oppressed Black people everywhere.
I suggested a box of stolen cigars would be better.
Posted by: eman at November 25, 2014 10:14 PM (MQEz6)
They have they most power to tell these assholes to sit down and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: eman at November 25, 2014 10:10 PM (MQEz6)
You know who else has the power? All those who escaped the ghetto, and those who were never there. How about it, Mr. Obama? Care to address this topic? Didn't think so.
Mr. Sharpton? Didn't think so.
Guess that leaves whitey, and we know what the "African-American" community would do with that.
We have feral animals posing as US Citizens, leaching off the largesse of their neighbors, throwing violent fits every time there is the slightest ruffle in their narrow purview, blaming everyone except themselves for being shiftless, lazy and ignorant. All this, in the land of free education, job training, food stamps and Section 8 housing. And they still can't find enough self-worth to give the slightest damn about anyone except their self-indulgent egos.
Let. Them. Burn.
Wall them in, and let them destroy themselves. They won't take a hand up, and won't accept the kick in the pants they need.
Let. Them. Burn.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at November 25, 2014 10:15 PM (g+qqc)
There are Lauren. I work with some fantastic black people who you would never catch doing Ferguson shit. It's simply not in them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2014 10:15 PM (KvXwB)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:15 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: Tobbaco Road at November 25, 2014 10:15 PM (4Mv1T)
But the night is still young...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:16 PM (/mTq0)
I take a lot of sinful Pride in my efforts. I post the results every year because it takes a bit of work.
I just LOVE the way the house looks and it is worth every painful minute to hang.
When people *honk* at you while you are hanging lights? ...people you don't even know? When the kids wave at you?
You get another year out of those creaky-ass knees.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:16 PM (16bOT)
...and in the rain.
Posted by: Tobbaco
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Can't think of a more deserving town.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:17 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike
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Wait..., actually, I DID just think of a more deserving town.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Methos, pursuant to the AOSHQ style guide for oneupsmanship at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (A6vWB)
The media doesn't want to talk to people who aren't trying to incite a riot because they want the riot. They want it so badly they can taste it. They're like vultures cheering on the collapse of black america so they can swoop in and "fix" things with more socialism and more destruction.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (zwdxl)
imagine lightning striking Al Sharpton on live tv...
(he'd end up looking like his old self with the big Don King afro)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (hqVUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (RvIUX)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:19 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:20 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: 'Spiracy at November 25, 2014 10:20 PM (4HYng)
(he'd end up looking like his old self with the big Don King afro)
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The old Al?:
http://tinyurl.com/pwh89wb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:20 PM (F2IAQ)
To date, one of my favorite episodes is the 'magic mushroom' one.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:13 PM (/mTq0)
Mushroom Hunting is one of my favorite tunes from that show which has quite possibly the greatest soundtrack of all time.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 25, 2014 10:21 PM (3a584)
Most of the "protestors" were bussed-in from...
...Oberlin College.
They were persuaded to move to Public Square after two hours of "negotiations" with police.
At least we had "reasonable" unreasonables in this particular gathering.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:22 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anna
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Well, that would be delicious, but actually thinking of Hipster Central..., Asheville.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Ha, I'll just take the 85 mph tollroad. Capitalism, bitches!
Seriously though, I don't like this latest tactic at all. You could cause some serious shit by blocking 35 north and south Austin.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (9BRsg)
Western Civilization was pretty much created by White people...
Which seems the only reason they need, to tear it down?
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (f0pWu)
You know what would make me scared? Beyond words even?
I live outside Chicago, a major rail hub. If the trains were stopped, why I don't know whatever I could do. Particularly if they were stopped in the poorly lit forest preserves we have throughout the suburbs.
Posted by: Methos, pursuant to the AOSHQ style guide for oneupsmanship at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (A6vWB)
LIGHTNING STRIKING AL SHARPTON ON LIVE TV?!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (iwdV3)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:18 PM (zwdxl)
___________
Or.....give whitey a 5 day weekend instead of a 4 days weekend.
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (0LHZx)
That it happens to line up with "social justice" instead of "going after Republicans" is not really important. The name recognition is the draw.
Posted by: Piercello at November 25, 2014 10:24 PM (JybVy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 10:24 PM (ucDmr)
Protests in a few other places but all photos are tame.
It's early but there's hope.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 25, 2014 10:24 PM (1Y+hH)
Pretty unforgivable.
Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2014 10:23 PM (9BRsg)
and Rand Paul follows his Father, right over the Shark...
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at November 25, 2014 10:25 PM (f0pWu)
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That's why they do it. They imagine striking terror in white suburban moms in minivans - scared they'll be trapped on the highway with rampaging Mobs of Color beating on their hood while their white babies cower in fear in their carseat.
That's the scene they are playing their head, that's what's motivating them.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:25 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2014 10:25 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:25 PM (RvIUX)
@524
There are Lauren. I work with some fantastic black
people who you would never catch doing Ferguson shit. It's simply not in
them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2014 10:15 PM (KvXwB
They are not Ferguson, they are Americans. I feel for them, the business owners and all who do not deserve this baiting, for months, by the likes of Sharpton the Bobble-Headed Pez Dispenser. Resist we much.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at November 25, 2014 10:26 PM (dMEBN)
I thought it was for safety reasons. Their safety. Because you deserve a Darwin Award if you're going to block cars in the streets of Detroit.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 25, 2014 10:26 PM (AC0lD)
And when it's over, the media will milk another three days out of it by asking Did the media presence in Ferguson make things worse?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:26 PM (1K6n1)
553 The white marxist agitator's think the whole blocking-a-freeway thing is a way to stick it to the suburbs and bring pain and fear to Evil Whitey.
And all that will get the white marxist agitator is pain as angry drivers pummel him and his bolshevik cohorts with cro-bars.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at November 25, 2014 10:26 PM (15w2J)
Posted by: The Lightbulb at November 25, 2014 10:26 PM (iwdV3)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 25, 2014 10:27 PM (nVFrY)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 10:27 PM (hqVUe)
people who you would never catch doing Ferguson shit. It's simply not in
them.
__________
Are these mythical creatures like the "moderate Muslims" we always keep hearing about?
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 10:27 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:28 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 25, 2014 10:01 PM (VaGDX)
Yeah, you're right.
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Telling lies gets you elected... being honorable? hard working? can actually be a detriment (as I so recently found out by loosing out on a job, because I told the truth... while others flat out lied)...
You get more of what you reward... you get less of what you punish.
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at November 25, 2014 10:28 PM (f0pWu)
Can you ID which story that came from?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:28 PM (RvIUX)
I consider them prized possessions...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (/mTq0)
Rand Paul will be the R nominee. You really ought to get used to the idea.
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:28 PM (1K6n1)
Nah.... I'll huff, and I'll puff... and I'll say its Romney again...
Because the GOPe is suicidal.
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (f0pWu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Eyes Open Now at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:25 PM (RvIUX)
She's certainly compiled quite the resume over the years.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (3a584)
Of course, in Texas all the white suburban moms in their minivans have a gun. Probably best not to try that here.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (BPMYx)
Ah, when NYC had a mayor with cojones.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (+XMAD)
-Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 10:24 PM (ucDmr)
Perhaps they didn't want a '60 DNC tape on their hands?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: wodun at November 25, 2014 10:30 PM (DD0s8)
did the Cowboy Bebop people do other stuff?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:30 PM (1K6n1)
http://youtu.be/9DkrssiaRd0
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:31 PM (RvIUX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at November 25, 2014 09:49 PM (dMEBN)
moderate muslims don't stand up and say anything because the extremist muslims are doing their dirty work.....
/
This.
Sad but true.
Not sure who it was on television recently who said most in congress don't know that there is even a difference between Shiite and Sunni. Shouldn't congress have to pass some sort of test geez even multiple choice? If they don't care enough to know the enemy, get out of the way and go home.
No sharia. none. no financial sharia. none.
Is it true that cair thinks it has some right to be in on the Ferguson situation?
Would not surprise me if an alliance between Alinsky mob and cair joined to incite rioting.
Posted by: jackinabottle at November 25, 2014 10:32 PM (nA3uK)
No, they really aren't. I know it's tempting to write off the whole race when you see things like this, but think about the chavs in England who do the same damn thing.
It's a culture problem, not a race problem, and there are a lot of people (including several morons) who may share a race with these assholes, but most certainly don't share a culture.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:32 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: The Lightbulb at November 25, 2014 10:32 PM (iwdV3)
Posted by: Eyes Open Now at November 25, 2014 10:32 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Lauren
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Well said.
Posted by: Tobbaco Road at November 25, 2014 10:33 PM (4Mv1T)
funerals there. Can you guess it?I will admit a bias to the funny group
of comedians and their parrot.
This one? http://youtu.be/L2Wx230gYJw
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2014 10:33 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:34 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Underground Cigarette Market at November 25, 2014 10:27 PM (0LHZx)
No, I know a very conservative black man who is a good man and hard worker. And those black business owners in Ferguson - I can't imagine them looting someone else's business. They know how hard they worked to build their business.
They are out there - but outnumbered. The black conservative I know is surrounded by Obama voters.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 25, 2014 10:34 PM (+XMAD)
Heh. Nope. Honest to God get-up-and-go-work-early-and stay-late-everyday business people. They are management in a couple of my locations. Good people that I get along swimmingly with and I'm not always easy to work for.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2014 10:34 PM (KvXwB)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 10:34 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tobbaco Road at November 25, 2014 10:35 PM (4Mv1T)
That's what they want. Don't fall into their trap.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:35 PM (BPMYx)
I consider them prized possessions...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:29 PM (/mTq0)
I've got a live album where they got the full band/orchestra to rock the fuck out of most of the the best songs. I love that one.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 25, 2014 10:35 PM (3a584)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:35 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 25, 2014 10:36 PM (A1Dcl)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:37 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:37 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tobbaco Road at November 25, 2014 10:37 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 25, 2014 10:38 PM (KvXwB)
Negative, Ghostrider. The Pattern is Full.
I hired a black guy at a tanning salon. Not only was it funny, it was practical.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:38 PM (16bOT)
http://youtu.be/8NYKMzG8yys
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:39 PM (RvIUX)
Posted by: Rand Paul at November 25, 2014 10:39 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:39 PM (/mTq0)
Posted by: DC in River City at November 25, 2014 10:39 PM (e+1S5)
Spontaneous combustion is always funny.
Posted by: Euripides? whadaya wanna rip em for? at November 25, 2014 10:40 PM (fBW52)
I believe race is a false construct, but, unfortunately, I am one of the few ...
Posted by: Joe at November 25, 2014 10:40 PM (iwdV3)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:40 PM (1K6n1)
Negative, Ghostrider. The Pattern is Full.
I hired a black guy at a tanning salon. Not only was it funny, it was practical.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:38 PM (16bOT)
At least you didn't have to worry about him sneaking tanning sessions on company time.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 10:40 PM (mx5oN)
Just as well. One of my teenagers nearly drove me to homicide today. I'd hate to revel too many incriminating factoids.
Posted by: Tobbaco Road at November 25, 2014 10:41 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: speedster1 at November 25, 2014 10:41 PM (C0wzD)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2014 10:41 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: mugiwara at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (3a584)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (hqVUe)
Posted by: Tobbaco Road at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Chester Cognome, Sporting his hip riot togs at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (zfw24)
Every measure of anti-social behavior has far higher rates among blacks than any other group.
Whites have much higher rates of anti-social behavior than asians in America.
Blacks homicide rates 8-10x higher than white rate, which is 4x higher than asian rate.
Want peace? Hang out with old asian women. Least violent demographic in America.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (zwdxl)
-Posted by: DC in River City at November 25, 2014 10:39 PM (e+1S5)
You should also tell him to go make you a sammich.
There is NO WAY he will edit your posts, so as to make you look like a fool.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (16bOT)
And our culture likes to have everyone check a 'race' box on too many forms.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (NaeCR)
Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go tell the farmer,' says Obama. Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?' asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife made me a fine meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.
'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.
Posted by: Farmer at November 25, 2014 10:42 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 25, 2014 10:43 PM (1K6n1)
Posted by: Chester Cognomen, Sporting his hip riot togs at November 25, 2014 10:43 PM (zfw24)
--
Have you heard of this crazy thing they've discovered called DNA?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:43 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:43 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Chester Cognomen, Sporting his hip riot togs at November 25, 2014 10:43 PM (zfw24)
Chenster?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2014 10:44 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: G'day, Mate at November 25, 2014 10:44 PM (fBW52)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:44 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 25, 2014 10:45 PM (RvIUX)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:45 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 25, 2014 10:45 PM (/mTq0)
-Posted by: DC in River City at November 25, 2014 10:39 PM (e+1S5)
Hmm punishment ONTs....I like that. That's a good idea.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 25, 2014 10:45 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 25, 2014 10:45 PM (NeFrd)
Almost...
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2014 10:45 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 25, 2014 10:46 PM (ucDmr)
Northern ethnic groups evolved lighter skin to produce more Vitamin D from the sun, for example.
Different ethnic groups also evolved different personality traits alongside physical traits like height, hair color, skin color, etc, etc.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:46 PM (zwdxl)
The culture is an expression of the genes.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 25, 2014 10:47 PM (zwdxl)
I was always dumb founded that the race hustlers were able to sell the idea that whites wanted to "take down a powerful" washed up black athlete...
Posted by: JoeF. at November 25, 2014 10:49 PM (8HGb7)
No, they really aren't. I know it's tempting to write off the whole race when you see things like this, but think about the chavs in England who do the same damn thing.
It's a culture problem, not a race problem, and there are a lot of people (including several morons) who may share a race with these assholes, but most certainly don't share a culture.
Posted by: Lauren at November 25, 2014 10:32 PM (BPMYx)
Great point. The white "chavs*" in England share every single social pathology that we associate with the black underclass in America. Generations on welfare, out of wedlock births, contempt for education, a sense of entitlement, drugs, alcohol, and violence, you name it.
One might almost suspect that socialism plays a role.
* The term "chav" stands for "Council Housing, Always Violent". Council Housing is the Brit equivalent of Section 8.
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 10:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Caliban at November 25, 2014 10:49 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 10:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Y-not at November 25, 2014 10:49 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 10:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:50 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:50 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2014 10:52 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2014 10:52 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: EC at November 25, 2014 10:52 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 25, 2014 10:50 PM (16bOT)
Does that mean I'm rescued from the barrel?
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2014 10:52 PM (sdi6R)
If an Englishman makes a joke about Belgians, they call it racist. Chinese are pretty xenophobic, generally. We're in the cultural blender phase now - hopefully draining off the heads and tails of the brew, but western civ seems hellbent on self destruction ... The darkness ever-lingers and will return if we don't fight it, which is why I prefer to work from within, whether the to cheer for the burning ...
That should bring up an ont
Posted by: Joe at November 25, 2014 10:55 PM (iwdV3)
I would be pissed if I was one of these commuters who were stuck by people blocking traffic. I guess donk mayors don't want to control crowds.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 25, 2014 10:55 PM (N///B)
And, at this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Joe at November 25, 2014 11:48 PM (iwdV3)
A variant of Obama's favorite pastime: Blaming the Republicans for something they were unlikely to be perpetrators of.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 26, 2014 01:52 AM (9srI4)
He also thinks every other reported fatality from Sandy Hook to whatever is also a hoax, and that Gabby Gifford is faking it.
That is what fills the empty skull left behind from common core education.
Posted by: Some people don't like Palin. Some people don't like gooseberries for that matter. at November 26, 2014 03:16 AM (VAk1L)
Obama is releasing Gitmo inmates to assist the radicals of Ferguson. Burn baby burn !
Posted by: ron n. at November 29, 2014 11:51 PM (YVQn/)
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