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Open Thread
Pissarro, "Sunset" (1872)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2014 10:44 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: Piercello at November 26, 2014 10:44 AM (JybVy)
Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2014 10:45 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 10:45 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2014 10:46 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 10:46 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 10:46 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 10:47 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Andres Serrano at November 26, 2014 10:47 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 10:47 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 10:47 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 10:47 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 26, 2014 10:47 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bizzaro Pissaro at November 26, 2014 10:48 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:48 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 26, 2014 10:48 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 26, 2014 10:48 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 10:48 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 26, 2014 10:48 AM (GKxF1)
I'm not quite sure how that will go, even less sure about what I feel about it.
Ultimately it's not about me, it's about him, and he deserves to know.
I just pray the cost of knowing does not exceed its value.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 10:49 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: SH at November 26, 2014 10:49 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 10:49 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 26, 2014 10:50 AM (GKxF1)
Shadows are from an inconsistent direction.
They're Shadowettes. Cheap imported Chinese shadow substitute. Pissaro couldn't afford real shadows.
Posted by: The Barrel at November 26, 2014 10:50 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 10:50 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2014 10:50 AM (uSAVP)
Posted by: pep at November 26, 2014 10:50 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 10:50 AM (JtwS4)
Good luck old friend.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 6 (short) weeks! at November 26, 2014 10:50 AM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (rwI+c)
http://www.ernstlicht.com/12-ladies-clothing/97-ladies-dirndls
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: Pizarro at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (MQEz6)
Ultimately it's not about me, it's about him, and he deserves to know.
Hold on to this thought, CGE, and good luck.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (DrWcr)
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. It's not commercialized and you get to eat yourself into a coma.
Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (yAPdC)
Observation: Fat soccer moms should NOT wear yoga pants.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 10:53 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 10:53 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 10:53 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:53 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bob Ross at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (qnhj2)
Observation: Fat soccer moms should NOT wear yoga pants.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (XzRw1)
10 pounds of cottage cheese in a 5 pound sack, eh?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (DrWcr)
So which should be the official 'ette Dirndl?
The one wut shows the most boobies.
Duh.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (JtwS4)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2014 10:55 AM (3B+O8)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 10:55 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 10:55 AM (DrWcr)
**sings**
Hoveround takes me where I want to go -
Where will it send me?
(Does anybody else know that commercial?)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 10:55 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (XzRw1)
This will ruin your appetite. Why do they go out in public looking like the dough girl?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 10:55 AM (0FSuD)
http://www.ernstlicht.com/12-ladies-clothing/97-ladies-dirndls
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (RvIUX)
No. Too much cloth.
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 10:55 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Jesse Jackson at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (81puj)
Hoo-boy, CGE, that's big. Hope it goes well for your son!
My hubby met his birth mom when he was in his thirties. Felt like we were opening Pandora's box. But they took it s-l-o-w-l-y, and it worked out quite well.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (zOTsN)
Are we talking those marbled 300 pounders CBD was talking about? The
ones on the electric scooters that zombies will call Meals on Wheels?
Whole other category.
The ones I;m referring to are about 160-200 with the loud colored yoga pants what looks like they are stuffed with cottage cheese. Don't for get the obligatory dolphin ankle tattoo.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 10:57 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 26, 2014 10:57 AM (GKxF1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 10:57 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect
Piercing
Like a NORK Thankgiving Dinner.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 10:57 AM (zA8Wi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 10:58 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:58 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: fly gal at November 26, 2014 10:58 AM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:52 AM (RvIUX)
Three of the four kids that I did not help to create have looked up their birth fathers and all so far have concluded that no matter what the birth certificate says, I'm Dad. This one has, too, as far as it goes, but he's still curious. I can't blame him for that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 10:58 AM (V22Sh)
Where do you work? Is it near where you live?
Fluffly said first flakes where he is.
Rain here near Boston & so far not much.
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2014 10:58 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Pinkman at November 26, 2014 10:59 AM (81puj)
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 10:59 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 10:57 AM (XzRw1)
Had to have a tramp stamp. It's standard issue for over weight women in yoga pants.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 10:59 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:59 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (zOTsN)
http://www.ernstlicht.com/12-ladies-clothing/97-ladies-dirndls
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (RvIUX)
Here, take your pick.......http://tinyurl.com/n8c7xf5
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (JkmfQ)
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 10:59 AM (MT22W)
Damn. Son.
Excellent work sir, excellent work.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (da5Wo)
Hippies?
Posted by: eman
Burning Man.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (zA8Wi)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (sj3Ax)
Family issues = unsatisfactory vetting = skeletons
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (VbBy7)
Snow is upon us in Greenwich CT, and along the whole route to PA which I'm driving after lunch.
I have no qualms about myself because XTerra, but the other loons who are allowed to drive...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 10:57 AM (XzRw1)
Had to have a tramp stamp. It's standard issue for over weight women in yoga pants.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 10:59 AM (sWgE+)
When I see a tramp stamp all I can think is "the ones screwing you are so stupid that they need directions? What does this say about you?"
Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
Flournoy, the front runner to replace Hagel, has refused the job
Family issues, she says
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (zOTsN)
That and working for a liar. Smart woman.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (0FSuD)
She does not shop at Albertsons
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Roy at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (TA0uC)
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 10:55 AM (MT22W)
Easily solved by adding more bosom...
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (uSAVP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:59 AM (RvIUX)
Thanks. I might need that worse later on today.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (V22Sh)
I work in Newburyport, about 20 minutes from my house.
Dark clouds here, but no rain yet. WBZ said snow between 128 and 495, which is just at the edge of my neck of the woods, so I'm hoping for just slush, if that. Crossed fingers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (zF6Iw)
Should say "Yeasty" or "Gamey." Truth in advertising and all that...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (DrWcr)
ones screwing you are so stupid that they need directions? What does
this say about you?"
Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
Trained donkeys need a target.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (0FSuD)
Excellent work sir, excellent work.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (da5Wo)
Glad you like it. I will admit that I tried searching for a redhead Pocahotness, but all I found were pictures of gingers in bikinis, or naked, and then I completely forgot why I was looking for something else.
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (MT22W)
Or he fucked up the shadows and people paid him mad money for the piece of shit anyway.
Posted by: eman at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: American Soccer Mom at November 26, 2014 11:03 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (sj3Ax)
But opponents of ghey "marriage" are the REAL threat, don'tcha know...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:03 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:04 AM (RvIUX)
So, for Thanksgiving, is everyone familiar with the story of Squanto?
Uncle Bandersnatch will tell it if the youngsters don't know.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 11:04 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 11:02 AM (MT22W)
*nods*
That'll happen. Even in pictures the gingers can try and steal your soul.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 11:04 AM (da5Wo)
-------
That's a shame. She is a perfect fit for Obama. Forward!
Posted by: RioBravo at November 26, 2014 11:04 AM (z27Ny)
And no Sand People on their Banthas.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (RvIUX)
Maybe Owen Lars finally hit it big in the moisture farming racket.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:04 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 11:05 AM (waAG0)
Damn. I'd like to make some pemmican with her!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:05 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2014 10:58 AM
*looks Outside*
Light rain in town. Crap. The drive home in a few hours is going to suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2014 11:05 AM (knoK7)
Nck got a bunch of pics taken for her portfolio
Used a gown my wife did for hers
She looks like she's 18+
Need more guns
Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 26, 2014 11:05 AM (oo7dW)
How did that come about if you don't mind sharing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 11:05 AM (bRm4u)
I doubt it. He spent all of his profits on blue milk.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 11:06 AM (waAG0)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:06 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 11:06 AM (UzPAd)
Used a gown my wife did for hers
She looks like she's 18+
Well that's some major bonerkill.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 26, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)
Sssh! Don't tell the left. They might cry.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 11:05 AM (waAG0)
-------
Normally the left would blame it on the U.S. bombing not IS, but Obama...
Posted by: RioBravo at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Carol at November 26, 2014 11:00 AM (sj3Ax)
Unleash the Rainbow Warrior.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (uSAVP)
Like so? http://goo.gl/t0wNwa
Or maybe this: http://goo.gl/crGRVd
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (MT22W)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (rwI+c)
So, for Thanksgiving, is everyone familiar with the story of Squanto?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 11:04 AM (JtwS4)
***********
The psychic troll growing out of that guy's stomach? The "FREE MARS" guy?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (oo7dW)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (DL2i+)
You read Darths and Droids too? Conservative Monster got me started on that strip a couple of years ago.
Welsome to a workweek thread btw.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:08 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 26, 2014 11:08 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (uSAVP)
Like so? http://goo.gl/t0wNwa
Or maybe this: http://goo.gl/crGRVd
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (MT22W)
Suddenly I want milk for some reason.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:08 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 26, 2014 11:07 AM (W5DcG)
Where do you need me?
Posted by: Jeff Gordon, "Rainbow warrior" at November 26, 2014 11:09 AM (0FSuD)
FIFY
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 26, 2014 11:09 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:08 AM (DrWcr)
Sure. It's milk that those pictures make me want. Sure it is.
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 11:09 AM (MT22W)
http://tinyurl.com/nomo9gg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:09 AM (RvIUX)
My thoughts on Ferguson and their difficulties with having White PoPo tending to their crime needs:
1. How about more than 12% of you show up to vote to decide who runs things.
2. Encourage your young Black men and women to pursue a career in law enforcement or if none of yours are up to the challenge--ADVERTISE and hire for DIVERSITY--pay a premium if necessary, or pay off school loans or whatever.
3. Teach your younguns that during an encounter with an armed person with a badge who has the legal authority to kill your dumb @ss if you attack them--be polite, say Yes/No sir/ma'am and comply instantly with their instructions. During the interactions with the police for three speeding tickets I have received over many years of driving: I was uber polite, kept my hands where they could be seen, and complied with instructions and dayum, I got a ticket, but, I lived.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 26, 2014 11:10 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 26, 2014 11:10 AM (7w/kf)
thirties. Felt like we were opening Pandora's box. But they took it
s-l-o-w-l-y, and it worked out quite well.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2014 10:56 AM (ABcz/)
I'm about to send off to the Tennessee DCS to get my records opened. At this point (being in my early 40s), I'm really more interested in the medical information than anything else. If I have a few siblings I didn't know about, that might be cool, too.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 11:10 AM (8hctH)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 26, 2014 11:10 AM (1BQGO)
That'll happen. Even in pictures the gingers can try and steal your soul.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 11:04 AM (da5Wo)
Indeed.
Need more guns
Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 26, 2014 11:05 AM (oo7dW)
I shot a S and W 500 last night. Fifty caliber revolver. O. M. F. G. It is my new favorite handgun, too bad I don't have one. Five bucks per shot to rent it from the range here in Jacksonville.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:10 AM (V22Sh)
They are both udderly delightful young ladies.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 26, 2014 11:10 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:08 AM (DrWcr
Yeah, I just remembered that I need to buy another gallon...or two.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2014 11:11 AM (uSAVP)
What, like weeping angles - with boobs?
Must type quitely, ginger nephew and BIL are here, although he's gone gray now.
Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2014 11:11 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 26, 2014 11:11 AM (tsGZY)
http://tinyurl.com/nomo9gg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:09 AM (RvIUX)
Achtung!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:11 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: mugiwara at November 26, 2014 11:12 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:12 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:10 AM (V22Sh)
I didn't recognize the range in the vid. Where was it?
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 11:12 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:12 AM (32Ze2)
http://tinyurl.com/nomo9gg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:09 AM (RvIUX)
-----------
(Looking for less gruesome ghey themes for the day)
That looks like an LGBTXYZ roller coaster in the background.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 26, 2014 11:12 AM (z27Ny)
...the rest of the Norks get tree-bark soup.
Which is a step up from boiled grass...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 26, 2014 11:12 AM (/mTq0)
http://www.ernstlicht.com/12-ladies-clothing/97-ladies-dirndls
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 10:51 AM (RvIUX)
None of them. Unless your ethnicity forces you to own one and wear it to festivals, et all, Dirndl skirts are uniformly hideous. No offense to anyone who has one for said purposes--I celebrate cultural diversity as much as the next gal.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 26, 2014 11:13 AM (kXoT0)
Health information is why my Brother-in-law is trying to find my father-in-law's birth parents. Looks like the story father-in-law's adoptive parents told f-i-l as a kid was complete fiction.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:13 AM (GDulk)
Welcome to a workweek thread btw.
Thank you, I took the entire week off, and no, I've never read DD. That dinner scene from the first Star Wars movie with Aunt Beru pouring that blue milk has just stuck with me since I first saw it 30+ years ago.
I mean, what kind of cow produces blue milk?
Moooo?
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 11:13 AM (waAG0)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:13 AM (0FSuD)
I'm going to tell it anyway, punks.
So, Squanto was a Wampanoag Indian indianing his way through life on the coast of Massachusetts. That coast was not a virgin uncharted wilderness, because in the century between the Age of Discovery and the era of Settlement, the English were crawling all over the coastline trying to get rich.
And out of an abundance of white privilege they would periodically steal an Indian or four to show off back home. Squanto was one of those. He lived in England for a few years, learned English, and fucked off the minute he could escape. [I'm shaky on the details, he may have had to escape twice].
He gets himself to Nova Scotia and pretty much walks all the way back to Massachusetts. Where he finds his entire village deserted because dead because smallpox.
So he's wandering around and he sees some befuddled Englishmen who have moved to Massachusetts in November (first bad idea) without knowing how to fish, farm, or hunt (bad ideas two - four).
They, in their amazement, see an Indian walk out of the woods and shout "Hello, English!". And he teaches them how to have at least half survive the first winter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 11:13 AM (JtwS4)
Moooo?
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 11:13 AM (waAG0)
It's Bantha milk.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:13 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2014 11:14 AM (uSAVP)
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:14 AM (VbBy7)
Frankly, as a people we've earned them with more virtuous living.
Asians got the same advantages.
Other groups can feel free to get their own.
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:14 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:14 AM (LA7Cm)
UCLA Ad Features Face-Tattooed 'Optimist' | Truth Revolt: http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/ucla-ad-features-face-tattooed-optimist#.VHXw4iIdCcg.twitter
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:14 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (zA8Wi)
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (VbBy7)
I see those and immediately the "toaster struudelll" kids comes into my mind with his short bibs and knee socks.
Ear worm now, thanks.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (hjTr7)
I hate fucking monkeys, except for you.
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (VbBy7)
That's all right, you weren't that good anyway.
Posted by: Chim Chim at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (LA7Cm)
He was Elizabeth Warren's great-great-great-great grandfather, right?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (zF6Iw)
Sssh! Don't tell the left. They might cry.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Tell them! Shove it down their throats. Make them choke on it!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (zA8Wi)
I think its a bit chilly for ice cream, but willing to make exceptions.
http://tinyurl.com/nomo9gg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:09 AM (RvIUX)<
Ich Brauche.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bodice Repair Man at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: RM at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (fRppw)
Ear worm now, thanks.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (hjTr7)
That commercial creeps me out. There's something Village of the Damned about that kid.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (VbBy7)
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mmmmm - I'm not a monkey.
Posted by: F*ucked One at November 26, 2014 11:17 AM (z27Ny)
I have actually never seen the blue milk even though I've watched to movie multiple times. I guess it caught the Ds-and-Ds authors' (more than one author) attention as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:17 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:15 AM (VbBy7)
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Thanks Soothie.... You're alright too.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:18 AM (32Ze2)
Almost broke my middle finger
Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 26, 2014 11:18 AM (oo7dW)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:18 AM (zA8Wi)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:18 AM (rwI+c)
Is that a swarm of locust in that painting?
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 11:19 AM (IzZZY)
Except that he was enslaved by the Spanish and escaped from them. I believe it was monks of some nationality (not likely to be English at the time) who helped him get back to America.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:19 AM (GDulk)
IIRC, they hired a boat driver who couldn't navigate--they wanted to go to Virginia--and they stopped and got off when they ran out of beer.
http://is.gd/eVrXGH
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:19 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2014 11:19 AM (bRm4u)
Posted by: Insomniac
He's a droid.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:19 AM (zA8Wi)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (DrWcr)
Yes, like the dysfunctional family in the AT&T commercials? what is up with the little girl in the blue dress with cartoon birds flying around her head? I get the GorDon character with the black lipstick, but the girl I don't get at all.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 26, 2014 11:20 AM (hjTr7)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:20 AM (zOTsN)
So, they were Morons?
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 11:20 AM (Spluw)
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How.
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 11:20 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:18 AM (rwI+c)
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Funny how that works. Reminds me of the time Pepsi came out with Pepsi Clear. It was the same soda but people didn't buy it because it wasn't the brown diabetes juice they had become used to.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:20 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (VbBy7)
Asians got the same advantages.
Other groups can feel free to get their own.
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:14 AM (MMC8r)
Amen! Got the education, worked the long hours, did without and saved like crazy during our 20s and 30s, so that the magic of compounding would ensure us a safe and secure life, and guess what it worked. If Asians and Indians can wash up on these shores with nothing in their pockets and a language barrier and within two generations be living the American dream, then anyone can do it, particularly Black American youngsters who have scholarships and set asides to smooth their way. Heck fire, it worked for Bobo--doors opened every where for him because of his Black skin color and his White speech patterns.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (kXoT0)
There's a talking hamster and you care about the Swedish Demon Child?
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (32Ze2)
When I see a tramp stamp all I can think is "the ones screwing you are so stupid that they need directions? What does this say about you?"
Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2014 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (TIIx5)
Yeah someone was quick with "statistically black men are more likely to experience police contact". Well, statisitically black men are more likely to have *earned* that contact. Sucks to be black women and children when that contact is forgone due to "fairness" concerns.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:16 AM (zA8Wi)
Choked? I haven't choked on Barney's dick in days. Still trying to get that taste of shit out of my mouth.
Posted by: Mrs Barney at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)
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Does Squanto shit in the woods?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: soothie at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (VbBy7)
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Officer Wilson shot that cow.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (32Ze2)
Crystal Pepsi. The flavor was different. I drank a lot of it at night, no caffiene.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: soothie
I cannot confirm or denywhether meaty s'mores experiments were ever conducted
Posted by: Dr. Krieger at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (rwI+c)
LOL, guilty.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 26, 2014 11:22 AM (hjTr7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:23 AM (LA7Cm)
Sorry for the Dirndl kick of late, but less than 2,700 words from crossing the NaNoWriMo finish line and needed to research the attire for part of story.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:23 AM (RvIUX)
Pissarro, "IED Planting in the Sunset" (2012)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2014 11:23 AM (TIIx5)
IIRC, they hired a boat driver who couldn't navigate--they wanted to go to Virginia--and they stopped and got off when they ran out of beer.
I think -- and looking things up violates the Bandersnatch Rules of How to Internet -- that they hired a lazy boat driver. All of the east coast was Virginia at the time, it hadn't been divided into colonies.
They wanted to go to the Jamestown Virginia and the boat driver said "this is Virginia enough for my contract". And also beer. That part is true.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 11:24 AM (JtwS4)
White people who choose to live like Lesley McSpadden and James Head often have kids who end up like Mike Brown, Jr.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:24 AM (ZKzrr)
The Ferguson PD needs those.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:24 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 26, 2014 11:25 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)
When I see a tramp stamp all I can think is "the ones screwing you are so stupid that they need directions? What does this say about you?"
I take it more of a "warning rough road ahead".
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 11:25 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 11:25 AM (zF6Iw)
Amazing how that works, isn't it? It's not the color, it's the culture.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:25 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:27 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 26, 2014 11:21 AM (kXoT0)
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It is interesting though that Asian poverty rates in U.S. (by sub-group) are rather inversely proportional to group IQ rate and commonly perceived sub-group success. (Chinese and Korean poverty rates are higher than Filipino, for example - perhaps the lesson is to start with training in the health field before immigrating?)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 26, 2014 11:27 AM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Havedash at November 26, 2014 11:27 AM (G1XMn)
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
************
Killroy was here.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:27 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 11:12 AM (da5Wo)
Corner of University and Atlantic, I don't remember the name of the place.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:28 AM (V22Sh)
So a black man robs a store, tries to grab a cop's gun, charges the cop, and gets shot -- and our lesson is that America is racist.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (zwdxl)
Are you okay today? Wrist? Elbow? Forehead?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 11:25 AM (sWgE+)
LOL!!
What is with this ink on otherwise attractive women. Why don't they just wear a tag.
"I am white trash, fuck me in the ass, if you dare catch what I have"
Posted by: Mrs Barney at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (0FSuD)
Over One Million Served
Your Name Here
This Side Up
Hit It and Quit It
Like a Bic Pen in a Whales Mouth
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mrs Barney at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (0FSuD)
Is there Lysol lube?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:30 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 11:30 AM (sWgE+)
White people who choose to live like Lesley McSpadden and James Head often have kids who end up like Mike Brown, Jr.
Precisely.
And there are plenty of black people who live virtuous lives. But the black 'community' never repudiates the people who drive its collective image down, therefore they all get lumped together.
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:30 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:30 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:30 AM (MMC8r)
And the worst elements always seem to be the ones who are lionized by the media and the race pimps.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky has no energy to riot at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (dMEBN)
so stupid that they need directions? What does this say about you?"
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
************
Killroy was here.
"Dangerous Curves Ahead"
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (zOTsN)
"Dangerous Curves Ahead"
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (XzRw1)
"Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (DrWcr)
I just want to grab that little bitch by the cheeks and set her down and remind her that OUR immigration law's are NOT broken...
But your homeland is a effen mess..
Posted by: Buzz CUt at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (/WmRg)
So a black man robs a store, tries to grab a cop's gun, charges the cop, and gets shot -- and our lesson is that America is racist.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (zwdxl)
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It is. Just in reverse of what is commonly stated.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (z27Ny)
Justice Ginsberg is in for heart surgury right now.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 11:30 AM (sWgE+)
Live bitch, just 60 more days!
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:31 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:32 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:32 AM (RvIUX)
Clear. It was the same soda but people didn't buy it because it wasn't
the brown diabetes juice they had become used to.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:20 AM (32Ze2)
Which in turn reminds me of this: http://tinyurl.com/m88m4rv
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 11:32 AM (8hctH)
Posted by: Fewenuff at November 26, 2014 11:33 AM (zPNX5)
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Coronary surgery? She ought to be having cosmetic surgery.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 11:33 AM (XUKZU)
black 'community' never repudiates the people who drive its collective
image down, therefore they all get lumped together.>>>
And they also tend to ostracize the ones who strive to do well through hard work and education as Uncle Tom's. Making it a dammed if you do dammed if you don't in that community.
Posted by: Your Govt at November 26, 2014 11:33 AM (Mxs5H)
Had a stent put in.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:33 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Tramp Stamp Namer at November 26, 2014 11:33 AM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (LA7Cm)
Oh yeah, I only took one shot and the barrel is ported/compensated. It wasn't the recoil so much as the flashy light and big boom and the shockwave that made it so much fun.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:33 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (MMC8r)
More: Justice Ginsburg resting comfortably after heart procedure, Supreme Court says. http://cnn.it/1vjdrKK
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (0HooB)
More: Justice Ginsburg resting comfortably after heart procedure, Supreme Court says. http://cnn.it/1vjdrKK
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (zwdxl)
They made sure she could piss on the Constitution before they released her.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (DrWcr)
No profit in touting hard-working functional families who just need a break from too much government instead of more government handouts.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (ZKzrr)
Had Michael Brown succeeded in murdering Wilson, the left would've chose him as their next celebrated cop killer.
These people are evil.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (zOTsN)
What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 26, 2014 11:34 AM (0HooB)
I've just got some stale, moldy hell in the back of my fridge.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 11:35 AM (DrWcr)
Was it a procedure that will be denied by IPABs to non-connected women her age?
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:36 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:36 AM (F2IAQ)
http://tinyurl.com/ony5hdj
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (0FSuD)
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So, Commencement speaker, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
************
Killroy was here.
Post No Bills.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (7w/kf)
Out here in the northwest, I prefer the rain to polar vortex cold.
And, top o' the morning to ye. Of course, back there where you are, it's almost lunch time
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (waAG0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (rwI+c)
So a black man robs a store, tries to grab a cop's gun, charges the cop, and gets shot -- and our lesson is that America is racist.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:29 AM (zwdxl)
There are many slave whippings to make amends for. Therefore, as an authority figure, a white cop should be willing to give up his life to further race relations.
Posted by: Havedash at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (G1XMn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (2cS/G)
Pretty sweet. Got drunk, bought another one on line. Because? I am an idiot.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:38 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:39 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (0FSuD)
I am certain that you must be mistaken. I have been repeatedly told by Mayor Bloomberg, et al, that gun laws will keep guns out of the hands of felons. Why, it's almost as if you are saying that criminals don't obey the law!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:39 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:39 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:39 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: Nip Sip
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I'll give you the location of my Christmas stocking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:39 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2014 10:46 AM (ABcz/)
Exactly my impression.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
************
Killroy was here.
Post No Bills.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (rwI+c)
*********
Slippery when wet
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (32Ze2)
There's only 29 looting days until Christmas.
Best get started.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (waAG0)
Posted by: Anna
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You are *so* quick...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna
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You are *so* quick...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Angry Prog at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
************
Killroy was here.
Post No Bills.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (rwI+c)
*********
Slippery when wet
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (32Ze2)
"Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here"
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (MMC8r)
Sounds good, but both times I've ended having to drive on or through an interchange with I-20.
So y'all will remind me not to do this next year, right?
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (0xTsz)
Now you got your back up.
*Never got drunk and bought a gun on line.
*Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (LA7Cm)
Bandersnatch, can I borrow your trebeuchet? I need it for um um.
Reasons. Is why I need it. Peaceful, peaceful reasons.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (IzZZY)
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (F2IAQ)
ones screwing you are so stupid that they need directions? What does
this say about you?"
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
************
Killroy was here.
Post No Bills.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (rwI+c)
*********
Slippery when wet
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (32Ze2)
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Danger, Confined Space - Entry Permit Required
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (V22Sh)
Mike, a two-fer huh? Sipping that lanolin flavoured beer again?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (rwI+c)
Ginsberg needs to stay on this side of the veil until Jan 21, 2017. I hope her docs are top notch.
When she does go I hope there's a conservative in the White House who can tell the press why he didn't nominate another lib to replace her: "I won."
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (4WhSY)
Good mornin yall....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 26, 2014 11:43 AM (NaV4z)
Hiker photographed bear before it killed him http://apne.ws/11uQ4Dj
Posted by: Darwin Awards at November 26, 2014 11:43 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 26, 2014 11:43 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:43 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (rwI+c)
I don't understand those words in that order.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 26, 2014 11:43 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:43 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:43 AM (F2IAQ)
2 would be better, wouldn't they, AtC?
Posted by: LadyS at November 26, 2014 11:44 AM (5dip8)
Posted by: alexthechick
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This is about shoes, right?
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:44 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 26, 2014 11:44 AM (NaV4z)
My daughter and I think that's cool!
We've been tracing family back almost to the Mayflower, so have been talking about that time quite a bit.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 26, 2014 11:45 AM (0xTsz)
"Push To Open" Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up" Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi) ************
Killroy was here.
Post No Bills.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (rwI+c)
No Irish Need Apply.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 11:45 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (rwI+c)
Long term storage, short term storage, or normal cleaning?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:45 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:46 AM (XzRw1)
Ahhh.... Look at the pretty bear. All out in nature. Loving the environment.
Whoaaaa! Oh f*ck!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 26, 2014 11:46 AM (LA7Cm)
2 would be better, wouldn't they, AtC?
Posted by: LadyS at November 26, 2014 11:44 AM (5dip
Thank you, LadyS.
SOON.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 26, 2014 11:46 AM (mf5HN)
http://nypost.com/2014/11/26/2-fbi-agents-shot-at-home-near-ferguson-unrest-report/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:46 AM (RvIUX)
*********
Slippery when wet
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (32Ze2)
*********
Danger, Confined Space - Entry Permit Required
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:42 AM (V22Sh)
************
Liquor in Front
Poker in the Rear
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:47 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: joncelli
"Push To Open"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"This End Up"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:26 AM (zA8Wi)
************
Killroy was here.
Post No Bills.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (rwI+c)
*********
Slippery when wet
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Dead end
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 11:47 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (zOTsN)
Trespassers will be violated!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (RvIUX)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (rwI+c)
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What's the big deal. If he had taken the photo after the bear killed him, that would be noteworthy.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (z27Ny)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (zOTsN)
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Touche..... well played
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (32Ze2)
I shoot long range boom sticks so recoil is something I'm used to. HCs are in a totally different universe though.
Posted by: Fewenuff at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (zPNX5)
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (IzZZY)
Posted by: Tramp - Stamped. at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (F2IAQ)
Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.
After
meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are
sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks
up and people are beginning to dance.
There's
a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking,
back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"
$5 says you will forward this.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:49 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 11:49 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:49 AM (MMC8r)
I'm shopping for grandsons Christmas presents and came across a trebuchet kit. I'm not sure they'll be able to torment my daughter sufficiently with only a 1/20th scale model.
brb: going to lumber yard
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 26, 2014 11:49 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (F2IAQ)
Ahem. See, see how I am correct about Outside?
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 26, 2014 11:49 AM (mf5HN)
'exit only - do not enter'
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (IzZZY)
Do not back up. Spikes will puncture.
Posted by: Havedash at November 26, 2014 11:50 AM (G1XMn)
The town I used to live in shares the bay with Plymouth and many of the early settlers like Myles Standish moved over when the colony started to breakdown. There are a quite a few Mayflower descendants who still live in the town and they would be happy to let you know. Pilgrim elitists.
They always have reserved seats for town meetings, right down front, and no meeting would be complete without a lecture on what their ancestors would have done on any issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2014 11:50 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 11:50 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:50 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 11:50 AM (zA8Wi)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:51 AM (zOTsN)
walking the dog, at night. My level of awareness went to 9.9. Never got
adrenalined, but was HIGHLY concerned.
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (F2IAQ)
1. Outside will kill you.
b. Always go armed.
III. The operative word of the phrase "cute fuzzy wild animals" is WILD.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:51 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:51 AM (MMC8r)
"Hiker photographed bear before it killed him"
Darsh Patel, a student at Rutgers University - the first victim of a New Jersey bear attack in 150 years - was hiking with four friends when he encountered the bear, according to NJ.com.
The group had been warned about the bear by hikers heading away from it - but went closer to take a look.
DailyMail
Well, there you are. Welcome to the food chain.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2014 11:51 AM (kdS6q)
Ours has a sign that says "Parking in rear only"
For realz.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 26, 2014 11:51 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 11:51 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (F2IAQ)
That's raciz.
Posted by: Havedash at November 26, 2014 11:52 AM (G1XMn)
O' Hell, your going to want someone to pack after all eh?
Protect and Serve,
Now we may have to back up the John Laws..
Posted by: Buzz CUt at November 26, 2014 11:52 AM (/WmRg)
----------------
Oh. Not *directly*. Probably NBPP shit-stirrers. We shall see.
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:52 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:52 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:52 AM (MMC8r)
Ahem. See, see how I am correct about Outside?
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 26, 2014 11:49 AM (mf5HN)
knew that was coming...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (XUKZU)
Post No Bills.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 11:37 AM (rwI+c)
*********
Slippery when wet
*********
No loitering.
Posted by: NC Ref at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (NcEb2)
*blink* Crazy-awesome Aunt HR is gonna end up on some sisters' shit lists again this year.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (ZKzrr)
KUNG PAO OR GENERAL TSO'S?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tramp - Stamped. at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2014 11:51 AM (kdS6q)
----
Darsh Patel
99 to 1 he's a Dot Indian.
Karma.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (NaV4z)
---------------------
I have seen parents allow their children to run 'to see the bear!'.
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Ishmael at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (F2IAQ)
"After Hours Deposits Only"
Posted by: fixerupper at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (NaV4z)
The story isn't quite the way it was portrayed in the right-wing media. The kid was actually a highly skilled outdoorsman. He was probably killed by being poisoned by some wild food he ate up there.
The whole "Alexander Supertramp" thing wasn't the way it was portrayed either. That was only one of many aliases he used.
Know why he used aliases? He didn't believe in being taxed on his earnings.
So, not exactly a full-on moonbat.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (ZKzrr)
Outstanding.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:55 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:55 AM (zOTsN)
But for petroleum products, grease on things that slide, oil on things that pivot.
Posted by: Chupacabras at November 26, 2014 11:55 AM (RQDhf)
Always go armed?
It is just about impossible to kill a bear with a handgun. You might scare their asses off, but a handgun round is just going to piss them off, unless you hit an eyeball or something.
Trust me on this, I tried to kill a wounded bear down East with a 44 Mag. He laughed at me. I ran like shit and someone else shot it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:55 AM (0FSuD)
It's another young dead black guy. And his murderer is apparently at large -- no reports of arrests being made.
Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 3m
DeAndre Joshua Shot Dead in #Ferguson Riots -- Was Good Friend of Murder Witness Dorian Johnson http://shar.es/1Xk8Se via @gatewaypundit
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 11:55 AM (zwdxl)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 11:56 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 11:56 AM (sWgE+)
If it hasn't been said already, or even if it has, consider that one in the public domain.
Well, both therapists think I might have put a bit of a tear in the ol' meniscus yesterday morning.
Have appt next week to see the orthopedic surgeon's PA next week.
There goes Bambi season,,, goose season,,, hell, every season. Music gigs (small stuff but still,,)
Crap
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 26, 2014 11:56 AM (Ze9kt)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:56 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Ahab at November 26, 2014 11:54 AM (F2IAQ)
Fast food?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:56 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2014 11:57 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 11:57 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 26, 2014 11:57 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 11:57 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 11:57 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (RvIUX)
The Rutgers University senior who was killed by a black bear in a wooded area of New Jersey on Sunday will receive a posthumous degree from the school.
Darsh Patel, 22 was a senior information technology and informatics major at Rutgers' New Brunswick campus. Claire R. McInerney, acting dean of the School of Communication and Information said she did not know Patel personally but heard that.....
....he was delicious.
Nom nom.
Posted by: Yogi the Feral Bear
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (kdS6q)
down East with a 44 Mag. He laughed at me. I ran like shit and someone
else shot it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:55 AM (0FSuD)
At least there is a chance the noise and flash will make them go somewhere else.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (V22Sh)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Davy Crockett at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (0FSuD)
There's a lot of grumblings about Sig making a P220 in 10mm, think that would be just tony.
Posted by: Chupacabras at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: The Bear at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (kff5f)
Property of Sandra Fluke.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 11:48 AM (RvIUX)
Superfund Cleanup Site
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (MT22W)
Barack Obama
We don't?
Weasel Zippers
I am sure someone posted this already, but this is typical liberal bullshit and the full scope of Freod's left wing ideology is all coming out now.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: The Bear at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (rwI+c)
That's why I can only think that group who got a member mauled while *bow hunting* for bears (and who apparently didn't have any firearms since they left the maulee to stab the bear to death) were drunk/high during both the planning and execution phases of their trip.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Davy Crockett at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (F2IAQ)
area of New Jersey on Sunday will receive a posthumous degree from the
school.
You really shouldn't give out posthumous degrees to Darwin Award winners.
Just as a note.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chupacabras at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (V40IZ)
They already make a P220 in God's Own Caliber. Why bother with anything else?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (V22Sh)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (8hctH)
I had an awesome Aunt like that when I was growing up. Couldn't wait to open her presents while the parental units cowered in fear.
http://www.amazon.com/Da-Vinci-Catapult-Kit-Wood/dp/B0047ZZJTQ
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Chupacabras at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Tramp - Stamped. at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 11:58 AM (V22Sh)
Good point, but if you hit him, it will piss him off. Son shot a 520 lb bear in Swan Co, NC. Still have the damn paws in freezer.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (0FSuD)
A. You don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the slowest person nearby.
2. Always have a slow person nearby.
Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
Neat!
>>There are a quite a few Mayflower descendants who still live in the town and they would be happy to let you know. Pilgrim elitists.
Oh, good grief.
I'll be happy, then, that we can trace ours back to 1630, and one to the second ship that came over in 1621.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2014 12:01 PM (FMbng)
There are pictures of my great-grandmother doing that. It's sort of amazing that anyone lived long enough for all of us to be born.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:01 PM (GDulk)
off. Son shot a 520 lb bear in Swan Co, NC. Still have the damn paws in
freezer.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (0FSuD)
Refer to post 320.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 12:02 PM (V22Sh)
Did they Bring the Revolution to Evil White Suburbia as planned?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 12:02 PM (zwdxl)
Tramp stamp: http://tinyurl.com/k38t4v7
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:00 PM (8hctH
HaHaHa
Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2014 12:02 PM (yAPdC)
I was in a rush as my ride on the short bus had just arrived and I did not have my helmet on yet.
Posted by: Fewenuff at November 26, 2014 12:03 PM (zPNX5)
I do know a guy in MT that killed a bear with a bow. Amazing shot and he had it videoed. Arrow went completely through the bear. Hit his heart and he bleed out five feet before the guy. Really really scary video.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 12:03 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 26, 2014 12:03 PM (XUKZU)
Will you be my Aunt for Christmas?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 12:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:03 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 26, 2014 12:04 PM (Ze9kt)
My son has delusions of doing that. Thnink I'm going to make sure his life insurance is paid up before he gets a chance
.Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:04 PM (GDulk)
.45 is no slouch, but 10mm in the full power loadings is just on a different level.
Posted by: Chupacabras at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (zOTsN)
I'm sure nobody cares, but this summer I dank from the same freshwater spring that the Pilgrims found when they first landed
Which one is that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (JtwS4)
I just want to be clear, here. The bear was shot in the heart, yet charged anyway and didn't bleed out until it was within 5 feet of the guy. And I'm guessing he wasn't a mere 6 feet away when he shot it...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Davy Crockett at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (RvIUX)
This is the second death the Rutgers community has faced this week. A School of Environmental and Biological Sciences sophomore, was pronounced dead Sunday morning after appearing to be in distress at a fraternity party, according to an article published yesterday in The Daily Targum. The cause of death appears to be alcohol related.
Rutgers Student Deaths This Week - Updated
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Alcohol Related - 1
Bear Related - 1
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Chupacabras at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (sWgE+)
...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (nzKvP)
--------
Leftists, Open-Borders Libertarians, Wall Street, and the Chamber of Commerce agree. And many religious groups...
Posted by: RioBravo at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (z27Ny)
We're well. Glad to be well away from the St. Louis area at the moment though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:06 PM (GDulk)
open her presents while the parental units cowered in fear.
I think I fell down last year with maps (but I loved maps at that age...). This year we need to fling things.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 12:06 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (zOTsN)
I live in NJ and what we need to do is to cull some people
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:07 PM (nzKvP)
The Two Rules About Encountering Bears:
A. You don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the slowest person nearby.
2. Always have a slow person nearby.
Posted by: joncelli
Bill Maer, the department spokesman for the Passaic County Sheriffs Department, said a group of five hikers began the hike on the preserve. After a bear followed them, only four came out.
Q.E.D.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2014 12:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:07 PM (nzKvP)
Leave that to us.
Posted by: The Bears at November 26, 2014 12:08 PM (kff5f)
Alexander super tramp could have gotten the ak reverse oil fund money
Posted by: Tighter at November 26, 2014 12:08 PM (s8P1P)
So, how did the nationwide Operation Inconvenience Highway Drivers Trying To Get Home For Thanksgiving go last night?
Did they Bring the Revolution to Evil White Suburbia as planned?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 12:02 PM (zwdxl)
The newspaper said a car hit several protesters in one area - I forget which. It must suck to have some driver try to Rachel Corrie you on the first day of the glorious revolution.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2014 12:09 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:07 PM (nzKvP)
Man, no shit. Can we start in the bluish cancerous regions of the state?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2014 12:09 PM (FMbng)
The circumstantial evidence is pretty high.
1. Car he was found in was only a couple hundred feet from where Gentle Giant went room temp. (Lived or worked close to scene?)
2. Shot AND burned. (Passion running pretty high?)
3. Happened within hours of verdict. (High on payback list?)
Don't hold your breath waiting for the MSM to get interested.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 26, 2014 12:09 PM (zxQ4h)
---------------------------------------
I've had water from a spring that was used by Spaniard explorers.
But that aside, I have stood on the Mayflower Steps, in Plymouth. I stood there a while..., trying my best to envision what it was like for them when embarking. Not possible.
Posted by: Davy Crockett at November 26, 2014 12:09 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 26, 2014 12:09 PM (rwI+c)
Alexander super tramp could have gotten the ak reverse oil fund money
Much like MREs, prepper food only tastes "good" once you're hungry enough.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 12:09 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Tighter at November 26, 2014 12:08 PM (s8P1P)
What brand did you buy?
Posted by: Havedash at November 26, 2014 12:10 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:10 PM (zOTsN)
How do you tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly bear?
Climb a tree.
If it comes up after you, it's a brown bear.
If it knocks the tree down, it's a grizzly bear.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 26, 2014 12:11 PM (mf5HN)
Now he's just trolling us.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 12:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 26, 2014 12:11 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Tramp - Stamped. at November 26, 2014 12:12 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 26, 2014 12:12 PM (IzZZY)
area of New Jersey on Sunday will receive a posthumous degree from the
school.
----------------
That degree will be just as useful as if he had escaped the bear and received it.
Posted by: Roy at November 26, 2014 12:12 PM (TA0uC)
Posted by: Havedash at November 26, 2014 12:10 PM (G1XMn)
That's my question.
Incidentally, my offer to Ace to contribute a weekend prepping thread still stands, but I've had no response.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:12 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: Davy Crockett at November 26, 2014 12:13 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 26, 2014 12:13 PM (0HooB)
Stupid white kids
Weasel Zippers
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:13 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:12 PM (8hctH)
I, for one, am utterly stunned by that news.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 12:14 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 26, 2014 12:14 PM (2cS/G)
In the 50's, people would just feed the bears so they knew they had an easy meal coming, didn't need to chase it.
There is an (in my family) iconic photo of my father in his Air Force uniform feeding a trout to a bear in Yellowstone.
Bear didn't want the trout. Dad had to hide a candy bar behind the fish to get the bear to pose.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 12:14 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 12:14 PM (Spluw)
No St Louis.
No "likely" areas in your neck of the woods either.
Please.
Yeah, heh, better put that in there.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 26, 2014 12:14 PM (Ze9kt)
-
Heh. How about that. I AM a native American. I was born here.
Posted by: Davy Crockett at November 26, 2014 12:15 PM (F2IAQ)
Post No Bills.
Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate
"Sanitized For Your Protection"
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 12:15 PM (waAG0)
Posted by: Fewenuff at November 26, 2014 12:03 PM (zPNX5)
Mind you wipe the window down with your sleeve before licking it, no telling where the last kids tongue was.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 12:15 PM (V22Sh)
He's been doing that for a year now. Seems to get a real kick out of it. How sad. Most powerful man in the world (or he would be if he weren't trying to undermine the basis of that power) all the awesome food and trips a human could want, and the only thing that gives him a moments happiness is *verbally* twisting the nose of those who disagree with him.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (waAG0)
President Robert L. Barchi emailed the University community yesterday informing it of the attack.
"I deeply regret to report that we learned this morning of the passing of another Rutgers student, Darsh Patel, a senior in the School of Arts and Sciences majoring in information technology and informatics," Barchi said via email. "Darsh was killed in a bear attack yesterday while hiking with friends in a wooded area of Passaic County."
"A fireball destroyed France today, and Gerald Ford is dead." Now, what are the odds of that?
Fine. We'll get Stone Phillips to do it. You know, I'm sure Stone Phillips would be thrilled to break a story like that!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 12:15 PM (V22Sh)
Probably the hot math teacher.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (da5Wo)
the heart, yet charged anyway and didn't bleed out until it was within 5
feet of the guy. And I'm guessing he wasn't a mere 6 feet away when he
shot it...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 12:05 PM (kff5f)
^^^^ Pretty much the same thing I told the 'why didn't he just shoot him in the leg" people RE the gentle giant.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (V22Sh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 12:14 PM (da5Wo)
I was hoping to at least get a "Go F Yourself."
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:12 PM (8hctH)
That's a great idea.
Posted by: Havedash at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: Tramp - Stamped. at November 26, 2014 12:18 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Erowmero at November 26, 2014 12:18 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (8hctH)
Hahahahha.
#twoweeks
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 12:19 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 12:19 PM (waAG0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2014 12:19 PM (ZeBBB)
Your better chance is to coordinate with y-not (easy through Twitter) and CBD.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:19 PM (GDulk)
Ha! Time for my bear joke!
A sign I saw in MT went roughly:
Many hikers wear bells on their shoes to alert bears to their presence and carry pepper spray for defense.
You can tell whether there are brown bears or black bears in your area by studying their scat. Black bear scat is lumpy and often contains twigs and seeds.
Brown bear scat smells like pepper and has bells in it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 12:19 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:19 PM (nzKvP)
^^^^ Pretty much the same thing I told the 'why didn't he just shoot him in the leg" people RE the gentle giant.
It's fairly obvious that most of the outrage in both Brown and Martin's cases are that victims were not sufficiently reconciled to their beatings and death.
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 12:20 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:20 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: Y-not at November 26, 2014 12:20 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Tramp - Stamped. at November 26, 2014 12:21 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:22 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2014 12:22 PM (RvIUX)
(That's true by the by)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 26, 2014 12:22 PM (mf5HN)
How do you tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly bear?
Climb a tree.
If it comes up after you, it's a brown bear.
If it knocks the tree down, it's a grizzly bear.
IF I'm not mistaken, Grizzlies ARE brown bears, it's just a color variation. Climbing a tree would be a way to tell the difference between a black bear and a brown bear.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 26, 2014 12:22 PM (5buP8)
the people who write those "how to talk politics at thanksgiving" pieces have no idea they're the ones their relatives are dreading seeing
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 26, 2014 12:22 PM (zwdxl)
More than 450 Rutgers students marched Tuesday from Douglass Student Center to the steps of Brower Commons on the College Avenue campus in response to the recent verdict in Ferguson.
S.E.N.D.M.O.R.E.B.E.A.R.S.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 26, 2014 12:22 PM (kdS6q)
Hikers should be on the alert for bear sign, aka "bear shit". Black bear shit is black, and contains the hulls of many small berries. Grizzly bear shit contains small bells, and smells like pepper."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2014 12:23 PM (z0I/T)
Pretty much. At the time of Martin/Zimmerman there were a lot of complaints that it was "unfair" Zim had used a gun but would have been okay if he'd beaten Martin to death instead of the other way around. Because that would have had a chance of happening given the difference in their sizes (insert rolly-eye emoticon here).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:23 PM (GDulk)
I am not making an excuse for people, but sometimes in a store , a clerk, may be a person who is tatted up and may have been on the cusp or in the midst of crime life. Often I am shocked at their faces when they are called Sir, or thanked. Genuine niceties of life are lost in those neighborhoods, always looking to be a victim when the solution is looking at them in the mirror. The broken window theory really is a fact.
Anyway, lucky me, I have wonderful kids to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
Posted by: madamex at November 26, 2014 12:23 PM (1zsKV)
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 12:23 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 12:16 PM (V22Sh)
I caught that portion of the Wilson interview where Stephaloghagus was asking why he was worried when "Gentle Giant" was 30 feet away. Uh hello, Tueller Drill?
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2014 12:23 PM (8hctH)
*deposit $0.25 for the first three minutes*
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 12:24 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 12:19 PM (JtwS4)
Damn fast typers!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2014 12:24 PM (z0I/T)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:24 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 12:25 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
We could use a debbie downer like you.
Posted by: Wa Po comedy fact check dept at November 26, 2014 12:25 PM (Spluw)
Um... Has Snuffalupagous never seen how fast someone can cover 10 yards? Maybe he should watch some football one day, he might get an idea of why someone might be concerned that someone built like a linebacker was charging him from "30 feet away."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 12:26 PM (kff5f)
Our hero Cooper, who is an astronaut, has a hilarious run in with 2 education officials who berate him for his son's disputation of the validity of the Moon landing.
This is a multi-layered joke. Firstly many astronauts including those who were actually on the Moon think AGW is garbage.
Secondly, a prominent alarmist, Lewandowsky, who is an educator, has prepared a notorious paper which asserts those who doubt AGW are also likely to doubt the Moon landings. That in the future it is the educators who are now the ones denying the Moon landing is a rather neat reversal of Lewandowsky's stupid idea and a pointed indictment of the capitulation of education to the lie of alarmism today.
Posted by: Michael Mann at November 26, 2014 12:26 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:26 PM (zOTsN)
Yep. Brown didn't *stay* 30 feet away. And officers have been killed even *after* shooting someone fatally (just took 2 seconds too long for the person to die).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:27 PM (GDulk)
Their butthurt feeds my soul!
Posted by: Citizen X at November 26, 2014 12:27 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Tramp Stamp at November 26, 2014 12:28 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 12:28 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 12:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Tramp Stamp at November 26, 2014 12:28 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 26, 2014 12:29 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:29 PM (zOTsN)
Post No Bills.
Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate
"Sanitized For Your Protection"
*Seventh seal*
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 12:29 PM (Spluw)
Well, next time try to make it to the thread on time!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:29 PM (GDulk)
What are they boo-hooing about now? Something new, or are they still in sackcloth and ashes from the election?
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (waAG0)
Posted by: BurtTC
it's as if we're a bunch of Morons.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (Spluw)
Weasel Zippers
Another reason why Time Magazine is one step away from Bankruptcy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (nzKvP)
Good luck MP4
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (GDulk)
Yo-yos with dead spiders in them. Thank Bast we don't do Secret Santa around here.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (7wr6/)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (sWgE+)
LAUSD expert argues girl with low IQ may suffer less after sex assault
http://bit.ly/1y1QuiQ
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: Don Lemon Tramp Stamp at November 26, 2014 12:31 PM (kff5f)
*blink* Crazy-awesome Aunt HR is gonna end up on some sisters' shit lists again this year.
You are not living if you don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2014 12:31 PM (Wo4Kh)
Posted by: Time Magazine at November 26, 2014 12:32 PM (zwdxl)
What are they boo-hooing about now? Something new, or are they still in sackcloth and ashes from the election?
The grand jury's decision not to indict Wilson.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 26, 2014 12:32 PM (7ObY1)
Uhm, wow. Guess they really do believe in untermenschen.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 12:32 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 26, 2014 12:33 PM (5buP8)
*blink* Crazy-awesome Aunt HR is gonna end up on some sisters' shit lists again this year.
Buy a chemstry set with extra sulfur. hehehehe
Got my aunt on my mom's shit list.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 12:33 PM (sWgE+)
I feel like the kid on the playground, watching the merry go round spinning, all the other kiddies laughing and having a great time. I try to jump on, fall on my arse, and walk away crying and cursing and claiming I didn't want to get on your damned merry go round anyway!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 12:34 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2014 12:34 PM (yAPdC)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 26, 2014 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Don Lemon Tramp Stamp at November 26, 2014 12:36 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 26, 2014 12:36 PM (kff5f)
This is the work of the devil.
Posted by: ALH at November 26, 2014 12:34 PM (yAPdC)
Eh, it's a living.
Posted by: The MSM at November 26, 2014 12:36 PM (u9OP6)
*blink* Crazy-awesome Aunt HR is gonna end up on some sisters' shit lists again this year.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 11:53 AM (ZKzrr)
.......I could always do with another relative. Just saying.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 26, 2014 12:36 PM (da5Wo)
Five years, they'll be old enough.
I expect by then the EPA will have banned sulfur.
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 12:37 PM (ZKzrr)
So which should be the official 'ette Dirndl?
The one wut shows the most boobies.
Duh.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 10:54 AM (JtwS4)"
So, modeled on the clothing of ancient Crete and the Minoan Civilization then?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 26, 2014 12:37 PM (PD6iL)
Today show plays the tape of Big Mike's stepfather riling up the crowd, but CUTS HIM SAYING "BURN THIS BITCH DOWN!" http://bit.ly/1vOc227
Posted by: Time Magazine at November 26, 2014 12:37 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: BurtTC
Topics of the moment: bear attacks, nifty slogans for tramp stamps and other Earth shattering issues.
Begin contributing........now.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 12:38 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Perhaps the worst tramp stampt EVER at November 26, 2014 12:38 PM (Spluw)
That's just sick.
Yeah, but the good news is that the jury was pretty disgusted by this, too, and awarded the girl $1.4 mil in damages, rather than the $10-14K that the LAUSD lawyers were arguing she should get.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 12:38 PM (waAG0)
See, now this is where I would say something like "could you do it for me," but I don't really feel like we have that sort of relationship, so...
Do you have a sister who would do it for me?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2014 12:39 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 11:41 AM (MMC8r)
*cough* See #224 *cough*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 12:39 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 12:37 PM (ZKzrr)
Yea, my mom had a problem with my testing of a stink bomb. My school principal had a problem with the finished product.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 26, 2014 12:40 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
Excellent choice.
Posted by: T. Jeff at November 26, 2014 12:40 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2014 12:40 PM (MQ/CN)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 26, 2014 12:22 PM (5buP
Yeah... yeah.... Over at the three Bear place???
Damn Popa Bear went to Alaska and married him a Momma Grizzlie....
Damn kid has identity issues...
Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at November 26, 2014 12:40 PM (f0pWu)
Big Mike's mother blames "a higher power" and "the governor"; Today host whispers "Can you explain that?" http://bit.ly/1vOc227
Posted by: Time Magazine at November 26, 2014 12:40 PM (zwdxl)
Posted by: BurtTC
That's a rather long tramp stamp, but a decent first attempt.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 12:41 PM (Spluw)
It's impossible to walk in this late to a thread and make any damn sense out of anything any of you knuckleheads are saying.
You can make some safe assumptions:
i) there will be a caliber debate
ii) boobehs will have been appreciated
iii) there will be at least two running jokes which you will never get; and
iv) someone will have crossed Her and the Moron population will be down by one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 26, 2014 12:41 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2014 12:41 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Brown at November 26, 2014 12:41 PM (ZeBBB)
Posted by: T. Jeff at November 26, 2014 12:42 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------------
You should read some of the other crap that woman has written. One article was a lament about how she and her husband 'didn't deserve to be poor', and how embarrassed she was driving their Mercedes (from their $250,000 home) to the EBT office.
Another one was about how her Liberality had made her a shitty parent. -ZERO- self-awareness.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 12:42 PM (F2IAQ)
You can almost feel the cold damp chill and smell the leaves.
Posted by: Supreme Being at November 26, 2014 12:43 PM (SJ184)
I was relieved to read she didn't try to smuggle them out on her person.
Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2014 12:43 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: --- at November 26, 2014 12:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Brown
Tramp stamp Quality control is just plummeting people.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2014 12:43 PM (Spluw)
Oh, right, Duh. Need more coffee.
Be nice if they were crying for those citizens having their businesses destroyed by the rioters, but I suppose that would be too much to ask, wouldn't it?
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 12:43 PM (waAG0)
Posted by: Supreme Being at November 26, 2014 12:44 PM (SJ184)
Weasel Zippers
Another reason why Time Magazine is one step away from Bankruptcy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2014 12:30 PM (nzKvP)
I'm so glad I canceled my subscription to TIME some years ago. They tried for a long time to get me to re-subscribe, but I always wrote on their solicitations that I'd consider it if they dropped their reflexive leftism.
Eventually, they gave up, apparently because neither of us would budge in our position.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 26, 2014 12:44 PM (oKE6c)
I have had this "liberal parenting" piece open in another tab for over a week now, was going to do a thread on it when I found the time.
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 26, 2014 12:47 PM (waAG0)
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 12:47 PM (ZKzrr)
husband 'didn't deserve to be poor', and how embarrassed she was driving
their Mercedes (from their $250,000 home) to the EBT office.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2014 12:42 PM (F2IAQ)
What is it with losers and what they "deserve?" Are they all channeling Kevin Trudeau, or was he channeling them? You've got what you deserve (Trudeau in particular, who is once again in the jug, IIRC). If you don't like it, do something different.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 26, 2014 12:47 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2014 12:48 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Yankee Doodle HR at November 26, 2014 12:47 PM (ZKzrr)
If you do, the only thing left...would be to decide how you are to die...
Posted by: HR's Cat at November 26, 2014 01:00 PM (V22Sh)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 01:00 PM (V22Sh)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 26, 2014 01:01 PM (V22Sh)
member mauled while *bow hunting* for bears (and who apparently didn't
have any firearms since they left the maulee to stab the bear to death)
were drunk/high during both the planning and execution phases of their
trip.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2014 11:59 AM (GDulk)"
I don't know where they were but in some places, having a firearm with you during bow season is against the law. I think it can be a felony in some states.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 26, 2014 01:05 PM (PD6iL)
As in "Would you like a sip of beer orrassip of whiskey?"
Posted by: Led Zeppellin Album Played Backwards at November 26, 2014 01:55 PM (iAUf+)
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