MNF Thread

So the Jets are playing the Bills in Motown. Because of this.

It's not the MNF game but they had to find a place to play so they did and that's that.

Monday Night Football is Baltimore at New Orleans which has no snow problems today. So that's nice.

baltimore-ravens-cheerleaders 11 24 MNF.jpg

Those are nice too.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:27 PM

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1 I heard Al Sharpton is QB'ing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 08:21 PM (IXrOn)

2 I think the game should have been played in Buffalo!!

Posted by: Brad at November 24, 2014 08:23 PM (V3w6u)

3 I see cocaine bear in the middle of that stadium.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 24, 2014 08:23 PM (KuU4f)

4
She looks saucy.

I'll take a double serving of elbow sauce, please.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2014 08:24 PM (TIIx5)

5 There's a riot going on right now.

*in my pants*

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 24, 2014 08:24 PM (l7DqC)

6 Yummy tummys

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 24, 2014 08:25 PM (HkkyM)

7 Too many elbows on the field?

Nah, could never happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 24, 2014 08:27 PM (41ijT)

8 I'd hit 'em.

Posted by: Ray Rice at November 24, 2014 08:30 PM (H/9vm)

9 Careful when you plow the endzone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 08:31 PM (N2tYd)

10
hey look like they're wearing men's underwear

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:31 PM (1K6n1)

11 Which one had sex with the minor?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 24, 2014 08:31 PM (ucDmr)

12
Elbows and tits.

I'd loot for those.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 08:33 PM (CMkNk)

13 Blonde in the middle is enjoying herself.

The next gal over needs to lay off the bonbons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 08:33 PM (0HooB)

14 >>>I see cocaine bear in the middle of that stadium.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at November 24, 2014 08:23 PM (KuU4f)<<<

That's Alaska Senator Lisa Morecokeski.

Posted by: cocaine bear at November 24, 2014 08:34 PM (H/9vm)

15 The Saints OLine stoned at the goal line on 4th down. I mean they didn't move the Ravens an inch. That's sad. Over on downs.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

16 I'm watching my Magic get manhandled by the Cleveland Cadavers. 78-53 with 2:20 left in third.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 08:35 PM (0HooB)

17 16 Badminton?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 08:37 PM (N2tYd)

18 I don't know if it's just the snow. In Toronto there are 50 kmh winds with gusts to 100 kmh from the WNW at the moment.

Oh. And this after a record-setting warm day (when the sun was out, at least).

F#cking climate change.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 24, 2014 08:41 PM (vHjbk)

19 #14 That can't be Senator Lisa doing all that coke; Gabe isn't shovelling it for her.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 24, 2014 08:42 PM (vHjbk)

20 Would it mind shaking and baking with those lasses.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2014 08:43 PM (LZFcA)

21

why is this thread like a wake?

who died?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:44 PM (1K6n1)

22 Badminton?

I don't think it'd make much difference.

LeBron James has like 2000 points or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 08:46 PM (0HooB)

23
Edison, NJ, United States 11/24/2014 7:30 P.M. Arrival Scan

Horsham, PA, United States 11/24/2014 6:12 P.M. Departure Scan 11/24/2014 12:38 P.M.

Origin Scan United States 11/24/2014 12:14 P.M. Order Processed: Ready for UPS

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:47 PM (1K6n1)

24 Only pro game I ever went to was 1984 in the NOLA dome. I don't remember who played or what final score was. I was very drunk, which looking back on it seems odd. I carried no alcohol into the place with me and didn't buy any, and the cheerleaders looked like schoolmarms compared to today.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 24, 2014 08:47 PM (go5uR)

25 And I'm leaving now too, Soothsayer, until the ONT. Have a good evening whether you're watching a game or not.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 24, 2014 08:48 PM (vHjbk)

26 AoS Group 1 must have stunk it up this week. I went 5-8 and moved up one place. Super sad.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 08:48 PM (rwI+c)

27 11 Which one had sex with the minor?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at November 24, 2014 08:31 PM (ucDmr)

None with me unfortunately.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2014 08:49 PM (LZFcA)

28

that's the ups tracking info for my Honey Baked Ham

my ham came from Pennsylvania and is now in New Jersey

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:49 PM (1K6n1)

29 Elbows and mons. The stuff of every boy's dreams.

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2014 08:49 PM (0/XuA)

30

If I had known my friggin ham was coming from Pennsylvania, I woulda went to the Honey Baked Ham store that is 5 miles away from home!

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:50 PM (1K6n1)

31 The Buffalo DL is putting Vick on his ass like they all adopted dogs...

and now a blocked punt. Sorry Jet Fan buddies.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 24, 2014 08:50 PM (uqV2n)

32 If I had known my friggin ham was coming from Pennsylvania...

Posted by: Famous Last Words at November 24, 2014 08:51 PM (0/XuA)

33 So they had to move the game because the entire stadium became filled with cocaine?

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 24, 2014 08:51 PM (yRdR4)

34 So they had to move the game because the entire stadium became filled with cocaine?

Do you have any idea what the street value of that stadium is!?

Posted by: Charles DeMar at November 24, 2014 08:54 PM (0/XuA)

35 COME AND GET IT. EL SCORPIO ISS READY!!

Posted by: toby928(C) plays name that movie at November 24, 2014 08:54 PM (rwI+c)

36
Scarface??

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:55 PM (1K6n1)

37 "So the Jets are playing the Bills in Motown. Because of this"

What? I don't see any problem?

Posted by: Chicago Bears at November 24, 2014 08:55 PM (uSAVP)

38
Her womb is so polluted...

She'll take another quaalude and love me again.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:56 PM (1K6n1)

39
C.M.D.F.

anyone remember this??

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:56 PM (1K6n1)

40 First you change the name.
Then you get the tax breaks.
Then you build the stadium.

THEN, you fill it with cocaine.

Posted by: Dan "Tony Montana" Snyder at November 24, 2014 08:57 PM (uqV2n)

41 Elbows .... center mass ...

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2014 08:57 PM (GrXXa)

42 So they are late with the announcement? What is Fredo making the announcement?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:59 PM (M0mf2)

43 If I didn't know better, it looks like a few of those cheerleaders have erections.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2014 09:00 PM (mx5oN)

44 hey that was a nice play by Vick. Well not the interception but the TD saving tackle after

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:00 PM (M0mf2)

45 Why is this shit news? Gentle Mike, stoned and a thug is now a civil right hero?

Me too!

Posted by: Rev Al at November 24, 2014 09:01 PM (0FSuD)

46 Hey Detroit is in trouble now- Geno Smith is up and throwing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:01 PM (M0mf2)

47 I gots my 20 minutes of fame!!

Posted by: St Louis DA at November 24, 2014 09:02 PM (0FSuD)

48 31-3 Buffalo up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:02 PM (M0mf2)

49 Hey Detroit is in trouble now- Geno Smith is up and throwing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:01 PM (M0mf2)

I meant Buffalo but shit does it matter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:03 PM (M0mf2)

50 You knows I just want to run for Office. Give me some face time, OK?

Posted by: St Louis DA at November 24, 2014 09:03 PM (0FSuD)

51 OK, I won't admit our BBQ sucks, but everything else is on the table.

Posted by: St Louis DA at November 24, 2014 09:04 PM (0FSuD)

52 I am thinking to myselfs, that this is really boring.

Posted by: St Louis DA at November 24, 2014 09:05 PM (0FSuD)

53 Too many elbows on the field?

Nah, could never happen.

Many eyes were put out by elbows to bring you this picture.

Posted by: CM at November 24, 2014 09:06 PM (0NdlF)

54 Say, wasn't the St. Louis prosecutor supposed to have his press conference at 8 EST? Why are they delaying it? Protestors need more time to whip up some molotov cocktails?

Posted by: THE TICK at November 24, 2014 09:06 PM (oKPYn)

55 Riot we must! Black Friday comes early!

Posted by: Rev Al at November 24, 2014 09:07 PM (0FSuD)

56 Let her go, Bennett and I'll give you a chance to twist that knife into me.

Posted by: toby928(C) plays name that movie at November 24, 2014 09:07 PM (rwI+c)

57
here it is!!\
\

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:07 PM (1K6n1)

58

all the networks are covering this

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:08 PM (1K6n1)

59 #1 please step out of the line. Yes, you ma'am. Come with me.

Posted by: dogfish at November 24, 2014 09:08 PM (1vYi0)

60 had the thug not robbed the convenience store & attacked the store clerk & police officer.....HE'D STILL BE ALIVE...it really is that simple

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 102 days until spring training at November 24, 2014 09:08 PM (u8GsB)

61 Flacco is throwing very well. I mean, if you can make that throw, the defense just has to tip it's hat.

Posted by: toby928(C) plays name that movie at November 24, 2014 09:09 PM (rwI+c)

62 Why is this DA sucking up to Holder?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:10 PM (M0mf2)

63

General holder

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:11 PM (1K6n1)

64 Robert P. McCulloch is the current Prosecuting Attorney for St. Louis County, Missouri, a post he has held since 1991. A Democrat..

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 09:12 PM (RJMhd)

65
are cars being overturned yet?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:12 PM (1K6n1)

66 So many elbows. So little time.

Posted by: teh Wind at November 24, 2014 09:12 PM (frYU/)

67 The Jets are giving up a TD every time I go to the fridge. I only bought a six pack, though, so they're still in this!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 24, 2014 09:13 PM (uqV2n)

68

the scene on the street is crowded but still

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:13 PM (1K6n1)

69 Drudge is reporting NO CHARGES

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:17 PM (M0mf2)

70 all the "witnesses" that were merely parroting lies

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 102 days until spring training at November 24, 2014 09:18 PM (u8GsB)

71 let the riots begin...

Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 09:18 PM (8CdUx)

72 NO CHARGES.. NO TRUE BILL

THANK- G-D For OFFICER WILSON

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:19 PM (M0mf2)

73 Drudge is reporting NO CHARGES
Posted by: Nevergiveup

DRUDGE IS REPORTING NO CHARGES??
--Al Sharpton

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 09:19 PM (cGoQr)

74 No bill... Officer Wilson acted within the law. Justice has been done.

Posted by: tbodie at November 24, 2014 09:20 PM (o0mD3)

75
the natives are beginning to stir...

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:20 PM (1K6n1)

76 Pants up! Don't loot!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2014 09:20 PM (mx5oN)

77

Isn't it funny how all the networks except FOX stopped live coverage of McCulloch as he began to recount the events of what exactly happened.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:21 PM (1K6n1)

78 IS ~~PARIS~~ ST. LOUIS BURNING?

Posted by: THE TICK at November 24, 2014 09:22 PM (oKPYn)

79 Time for Neil Young to write another obnoxious protest song.

Posted by: wooga at November 24, 2014 09:22 PM (s2jhz)

80 As I told my old man, talking about this tonite ...

... the problem is not a lack of law enforcement. The problem is too much.

Take that as you will.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 24, 2014 09:22 PM (xWPj1)

81 79 Time for Neil Young to write another obnoxious protest song.
Posted by: wooga at November 24, 2014 09:22 PM (s2jhz)

Nickelback beat him to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2014 09:24 PM (mx5oN)

82 23
Edison, NJ, United States 11/24/2014 7:30 P.M. Arrival Scan

Horsham, PA, United States 11/24/2014 6:12 P.M. Departure Scan 11/24/2014 12:38 P.M.

Origin Scan United States 11/24/2014 12:14 P.M. Order Processed: Ready for UPS

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 08:47 PM (1K6n1)

I work practically around the corner from the Horsham UPS hub. Sometimes when I'm on my way to work in the morning, I see swarms of brown trucks heading out for the day's deliveries.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2014 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

83 Disco Inferno bitchez

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 24, 2014 09:27 PM (HkkyM)

84 Drudge is reporting "no charges".

Posted by: captslaq at November 24, 2014 09:28 PM (EHyNC)

85

Did you see my ham?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:29 PM (1K6n1)

86 breaking news: Michael Brown is not a ham sandwich.

Posted by: Civil E. at November 24, 2014 09:29 PM (TfdkD)

87 In my fantasy NFL league, I was up by 15 points after yesterday's games, but the guy I'm up against this week has Justin Forsett on his team. I think I've already lost.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 24, 2014 09:29 PM (yRdR4)

88

Worst.Riot.Ever.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:29 PM (1K6n1)

89 The just redid the Clash classic 'Brand New Cadillac' into the cheesiest pos Cadillac Christmas commercial
of all time. My ears are bleeding and I need a defibrillator.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Strummer at November 24, 2014 09:30 PM (m/Gc2)

90 Nickelback? They are the musical equivalent of trolling for the lulz.

Posted by: wooga at November 24, 2014 09:30 PM (s2jhz)

91 So gentle giant Mike is still dead.

GOOD

Posted by: Rev Al at November 24, 2014 09:30 PM (0FSuD)

92 86 breaking news: Michael Brown is not a ham sandwich.
Posted by: Civil E. at November 24, 2014 09:29 PM (TfdkD)

*********

Yeah, no offense, but I want the WaPo to fact that before I believe it.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 24, 2014 09:31 PM (yxw0r)

93 Prediction: Butthurt.

Posted by: THE TICK at November 24, 2014 09:31 PM (oKPYn)

94 I'd like to send out a giant SUCK IT to Sharpton, Jackson, Crump, Holder, the New Black Panther Party and all the other racist assholes demanding Wilson be lynched.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2014 09:31 PM (mx5oN)

95 THEY ARE NOT EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 24, 2014 09:31 PM (sDapq)

96 *fact check* Sheesh.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 24, 2014 09:31 PM (yxw0r)

97
My ears are bleeding and I need a defibrillator.

---
Sorry, not covered

Posted by: Obamacare death panel at November 24, 2014 09:31 PM (TfdkD)

98 THEY ARE NOT EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 09:32 PM (mx5oN)

99 BUT WHO WAS RIOT??

Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 09:32 PM (8CdUx)

100 THEY ARE NOT EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME.

WHO'S ON THE MENU AT BUSCH STADIUM?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 09:32 PM (cGoQr)

101 ... the problem is not a lack of law enforcement. The problem is too much.

This decision should not affect the examination of the militarization of the executive in all capacities. Too much state power is never good.

Posted by: SH at November 24, 2014 09:34 PM (G3tXg)

102 I'd have given the news out about 4 PM Thursday. People'd be to stuffed with turkey to riot. Plus FOOTBALL!!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 24, 2014 09:34 PM (TfdkD)

103
94 I'd like to send out a giant SUCK IT to Sharpton, Jackson, Crump, Holder, the New Black Panther Party and all the other racist assholes demanding Wilson be lynched.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2014 09:31 PM (mx5oN)

I second that.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 09:35 PM (HRo7B)

104 85

Did you see my ham?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 09:29 PM (1K6n1)

Who did you order it from? I might have heard of them.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2014 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

105
100THEY ARE NOT EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME.

---

No shit, who can afford the food in the stadium?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 24, 2014 09:35 PM (TfdkD)

106 Whea duh white wim....

Oh de dey are.

Posted by: Atom Ant at November 24, 2014 09:35 PM (JdEZJ)

107 Seattle people chanting being black is not a crime. WaPo, what say you?

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 24, 2014 09:35 PM (sDapq)

108 Early prediction ... This prosecutor comes out as the star of all this.

Posted by: SH at November 24, 2014 09:36 PM (G3tXg)

109 Whea duh white wim....

Oh de dey ah.

Posted by: da kingfish at November 24, 2014 09:37 PM (JdEZJ)

110 Whut da heck?

Posted by: da kingfish at November 24, 2014 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

111 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 09:38 PM (cGoQr)

112 There's a riot on the Baltimore sideline.

Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2014 10:16 PM (dVmLD)

113 For the record, the game was cancelled because the law enforcement types that are essential to having the game - for crowd and traffic control - were otherwise occupied, PLUS it's just insensitive to be having a good ol' time in the middle of a crisis. There's a decent chance they could have gotten the stadium itself sufficiently cleared out, if they really wanted to (and they did REALLY want to).

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