NY Giant Receiver Odell Beckham Makes Sick Catch

Still, there's that catch.

Now, he was fouled on this play, and drew the flag. I celebrated that. I had no idea he caught the ball. I was happy with the flag.

I didn't imagine it was possible to catch the ball -- it was thrown out of reach, and the Cowbow DB is clearly pulling down on him.

It took me ten seconds to realize he'd f***ing caught the thing. And not even sloppily. No ball movement here. He just catches it.

Somehow.

Turn on the sound for the first clip. Chris Collinsworth's enthusiasm is appropriate to the feat.

OH MY GOD, ODELL BECKHAM. https://t.co/BCoMrT2G0D
— Chipper (@19jms) November 24, 2014

Odell Beckham just broke the internets. Catch. Of. The. Year. #DALvsNYG http://t.co/e8J5kzCFN4
— NFL (@nfl) November 24, 2014

Then come the parodies/tributes:

The Odell Beckham catch was certainly pretty… pic.twitter.com/2NLRkqLABI
— Chemmy (@felixpotvin) November 24, 2014

Posted by: Ace at 05:38 PM

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1 Exercising my First...

...Amendment Riots...

...er I mean Rights.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 05:32 PM (NeFrd)

2 Those new sticky gloves make this easy.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 24, 2014 05:33 PM (UypUQ)

3 Obama taking credit in 3....2....1

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 24, 2014 05:34 PM (V70Uh)

4 yeah great wonderful.....nice catch

And he will be caught with a gun down his pants in about 6 months

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 05:34 PM (M0mf2)

5
This guy, combined with a healthy Victory Cruz would be unstoppable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:35 PM (CMkNk)

6 And he will be caught with a gun down his pants in about 6 months
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 05:34 PM (M0mf2)

C'mon. He SAID he was just glad to see you.

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 05:35 PM (h6Mpm)

7 Pine tar is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Rick James at November 24, 2014 05:35 PM (zxQ4h)

8 I was moar happy that I had picked up Beckham from Free Agents and placed on roster this week while sitting Desean

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 24, 2014 05:35 PM (Gysa/)

9 Oh yeah-- I got sucked in.

You mean The Giants might win one!?

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 05:35 PM (RJMhd)

10 I did not see this. Thanks for posting it.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2014 05:35 PM (3B+O8)

11 2 Those new sticky gloves make this easy.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 24, 2014 05:33 PM (UypUQ)

His fingers are like friggin' foot-longs!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:35 PM (CMkNk)

12 I never understood football & I can see that was probably the catch of the decade.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:36 PM (sj3Ax)

13

Harvey's Bristol Cream?!?

they still make that??

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:36 PM (1K6n1)

14 Caught it with three fingers.

I'm pretty sure Chris Collinsworth had an organism after that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 05:36 PM (0HooB)

15
they still make Asti Spumanti

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:37 PM (1K6n1)

16

Bend Over, Like Beckham.

(Gay pron title)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:37 PM (CMkNk)

17 You can't make a catch like that wearing steel toad shoes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 24, 2014 05:37 PM (8ZskC)

18 this is sort of like hiding in the basement waiting for a tornado

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 05:37 PM (zOTsN)

19

how about Spumoni ice cream?

what the heck is it, anyway?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:37 PM (1K6n1)

20 I never understood football & I can see that was probably the catch of the decade.
Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:36 PM (sj3Ax)

it was a meaningless game unless you bet it, so yeah probably not the catch of hte decade

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 05:37 PM (M0mf2)

21 In unrelated news, Odell Beckham lands a million dollar endorsement deal with Velcro.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (NeFrd)

22 *is laughing because they still lost*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (GEICT)

23 19

how about Spumoni ice cream?

what the heck is it, anyway?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:37 PM (1K6n1)

Spume and Mony Mony.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (CMkNk)

24 Odell Beckham -- Giants loser.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (ojJMi)

25
Watching with my daughter last night, and we both shouted at the same time "How Did HE DO THAT?"

Simply amazing, he couldn't really even see the ball.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (NtzGn)

26 If he hadn't slowed while pushing the defender down he would have been in a better position to catch it with 2 hands.

Posted by: Bob at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (7Z4N1)

27 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 05:34 PM (M0mf2)

His parents aren't bums....is he?

Or is that he is a Giant, and you are a ~~sniveling~~ Jets fan who can't stand any other NY team having a great player?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (Zu3d9)

28 Giants are playing Jaguars next week. So, yes they should win easily.

Posted by: dantesed at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (88xKn)

29 Fred Biletnikoff used to make catches like this all the time. Sometimes he would make them with his feet.

Of course he was covered with enough stickum to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (g1DWB)

30 Hey Wapo, investigate this. **grabs crotch**

Posted by: Odell Beckham at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (4nR9/)

31
When do we riot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (CMkNk)

32

quick, name the booze that was popular when you were a kid that sounds like the title of a Peaches & Herb song!

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (1K6n1)

33 Or is that he is a Giant, and you are a sniveling Jets fan who can't stand any other NY team having a great player?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (Zu3d9)

yeah that's pretty much the ticket

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (M0mf2)

34 I missed the whole shiny-flat-object/the-whole-shebang/synonym-for-glove/lame-R-prez-candidate crackup thing . . . whahappn?

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (h6Mpm)

35 He does it in practice, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY8xrmkN9w4

Posted by: Retread at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (l7hog)

36 Obama taking credit in 3....2....1

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo

"Meryl Streep, Stevie wonder and Tom Brokaw were among the famous figures who received a Presidential Medal of Freedom from Barack Obama today at the White House."
...
"He said: 'I have said publicly, I love Meryl Streep. I love her. Her husband knows I love her, Michelle knows I love her. There's nothing nothing either of them can do about it.'"
...
"'This (Stevie Wonder album) is by the way the first album I ever bought with my own money. I was ten years old, maybe 11.'"

***
He has to insert himself into every fucking discussion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (s9AKD)

37 After consultation with the White House we have fact-checked the catch and believe that Barack Obama would have caught the ball.

Posted by: Washington Post at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (zxQ4h)

38 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 05:36 PM (0HooB)

Is Beckham a 16 year old girl?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (Zu3d9)

39 32

quick, name the booze that was popular when you were a kid that sounds like the title of a Peaches & Herb song!
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (1K6n1)

Riunite wine?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (CMkNk)

40

hint: "_________ on ice...so nice."

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (1K6n1)

41 Speaking of Beckham's catch...has D-Lamp come around yet to issue a proclamation on something else he knows nothing about?

Asking...for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (V+kmg)

42 Watching that video loop, you know what would have been awesome? If that penalty flag flying across the screen had hit the ball in his hand and jarred it out for an incompletion.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (NeFrd)

43 When do we riot?

#twoweeks

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (8ZskC)

44 Basedon his finger size he must not wear cleats without undies on, IYKWIM....

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, with a tesseract in your pocket at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (ojfYH)

45 BREAKING: Odell Beckham out for season after teammates hi-five his catching hand...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (XO6WW)

46 He did it in warmups too.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (rwI+c)

47

Beautiful post!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (IXrOn)

48 36 He has to insert himself into every fucking discussion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (s9AKD)

He should only insert himself into a wood chipper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:41 PM (CMkNk)

49 36 He has to insert himself into every fucking discussion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2014 05:39 PM (s9AKD)

He should only insert himself into a wood chipper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:41 PM (CMkNk)

50

Riunite wine?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

damn, you're lightning fast!

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:41 PM (1K6n1)

51 Giants are playing Jaguars next week. So, yes they should win easily.
Posted by: dantesed at November 24, 2014 05:38 PM (88xKn)

Yeah, we thought the Raiders were ripe for the picking, too.

Posted by: CHEEEEFS! at November 24, 2014 05:41 PM (h6Mpm)

52 quick, name the booze that was popular when
you were a kid that sounds like the title of a
Peaches & Herb song!

Wild Irish Rose?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 05:41 PM (5ETeA)

53 45 BREAKING: Odell Beckham out for season after teammates hi-five his catching hand...
Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 24, 2014 05:40 PM (XO6WW)

HA!

BREAKING: O'Dell Beckham Out for Season After Playing Cards with Jose Canseco..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:41 PM (CMkNk)

54 "You mean The Giants might win one!?"

Even the Raiders are allowed to win once in a while.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (iIzG7)

55 quick, name the booze that was popular when you were a kid that sounds like the title of a Peaches & Herb song!

Ruinyournightie?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (0HooB)

56 AP HEADLINE: 'White racist ref downs player, rules ball dead in execution-style downing'

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (MMC8r)

57 No ball movement here, either.

Posted by: Dr. Hussein, your Commander-In-Chief!!! at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (wAQA5)

58 Did that grown man just say, "Oh my goodness"?

Posted by: Dang at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (MNq6o)

59 quick, name the booze that was popular when
you were a kid that sounds like the title of a
Peaches & Herb song!

Vicks 44?

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (h6Mpm)

60

~~Bend~~ Catch it like Beckham!

heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (IXrOn)

61 50 damn, you're lightning fast!
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:41 PM (1K6n1)

But slow, where it counts.

I used to sing it like "Reunited 'cause I'm using glue. . ."

Tried selling that idea to Elmer's but they told me to get fucked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:42 PM (CMkNk)

62 Yeah, all the Giants need is:

...

Well I was gonna start with the offensive line and work my way down, but my brain got tired.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 24, 2014 05:43 PM (uqV2n)

63 they still make Asti Spumanti

Pop off the top and rock with my posse

Posted by: Candyman at November 24, 2014 05:43 PM (ZKzrr)

64 58
Did that grown man just say, "Oh my goodness"?

Posted by: Dang

What would you have preferred? F*** me. Kiss my a**. Ain't no way that motherf***er just did that s***.

Yes, that's much better.

Posted by: pep at November 24, 2014 05:44 PM (4nR9/)

65 Manning's brother threw like five picks last week.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 05:44 PM (N2tYd)

66 BREAKING: Odell Beckham out for season after teammates hi-five his catching hand...

I yell at the TV a lot when someone makes a good play and his teammates all come out to give him a concussion.

Posted by: HR needs meatloaf at November 24, 2014 05:44 PM (ZKzrr)

67 Is Beckham a 16 year old girl?

Heh. Watched that play live last night.

Collinsworth couldn't believe it, as he said many, many, many times.

It really was a great catch, but come on, Chris...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 05:44 PM (0HooB)

68 Meh.

Posted by: Lester Hayes at November 24, 2014 05:44 PM (0xTsz)

69 If he'd played for LSU they couldabeen a contendah!

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 05:44 PM (rwI+c)

70 they still make Asti Spumanti

With rejected grapes?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (5ETeA)

71 Yeah, Odell Beckham's hands are so big he could probably even palm Peyton Manning's giant head!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (NeFrd)

72 Nevergiveup
It was a great catch.

Some in my family lived to bet on football games & punched walls when they lost. I grew up with 2 brothers & if I want to, I can watch baseball, hockey & basketball & follow the game.

Football never interested me.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (sj3Ax)

73 Glad to see Beckham getting his due from the interwebs.

By all accounts he's a great kid and he did fabulous work at LSU as a receiver, even as a true freshman.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (dDUXP)

74 quick, name the booze that was popular when

you were a kid that sounds like the title of a

Peaches Herb song!

Zima?

Posted by: HR needs meatloaf at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (ZKzrr)

75 I have never seen the expression: "He reeled that one in" so expertly demonstrated.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (IN7k+)

76 What that catch needed was some tigers. You know, like in Gladiator.

Posted by: pep at November 24, 2014 05:46 PM (4nR9/)

77 67 It really was a great catch, but come on, Chris...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 05:44 PM (0HooB)

It's actually more bizarre-looking than graceful. But amazing for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:46 PM (CMkNk)

78

I saw Rejected Grapes open for The Giant Heads in Santa Fe in 1981.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:46 PM (1K6n1)

79 76 What that catch needed was some tigers. You know, like in Gladiator.
Posted by: pep at November 24, 2014 05:46 PM (4nR9/)

Mortar rounds exploding. NOW catch the ball!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:46 PM (CMkNk)

80 Asti Spumante is the really sweet one right?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 05:46 PM (N2tYd)

81
O'Dell Beckham has ten-inch fingers and an indeterminate number of inches of cock. If he misses a difficult catch, the defender gets it up the ass!

Posted by: John Madden at November 24, 2014 05:47 PM (3/wAJ)

82
Are we rioting yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:47 PM (CMkNk)

83 Riunite?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2014 05:47 PM (RZlSA)

84 Spermaceti is a renewable resource.

Posted by: Captain Ahab's Ghost at November 24, 2014 05:47 PM (uSAVP)

85 If he hadn't made that catch they'd have still lost.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 05:47 PM (N2tYd)

86 He's been eating a steady diet of tree frogs.

Posted by: Nature's Original Stickem Fingers at November 24, 2014 05:48 PM (nbGZj)

87 I wonder what Collinsworth really thought of the play? He should've been more clear.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 24, 2014 05:48 PM (1CroS)

88 "...and the Cowbow DB is clearly pulling down on him."

****

Cowbows vs. Longbows?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 05:48 PM (NeFrd)

89

Spumone (from spuma or "foam"), plural spumoni, is a molded Italian ice cream made with layers of different colors and flavors, usually containing candied fruits and nuts.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:48 PM (1K6n1)

90 Jocksniffer thread. I'm outta here -- gonna finish this apple pie and head over to Ferguson. Gonna be a busy night -- but, hey, someone's gotta do it, and God knows I love it!

Posted by: Death at November 24, 2014 05:48 PM (qW442)

91 quick, name the booze that was popular when

you were a kid that sounds like the title of a

Peaches Herb song!

Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman...

Posted by: Neil Diamond at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (uSAVP)

92 Meh. I've seen better.

http://tinyurl.com/lxhqody

Posted by: Antonio Freeman at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (H/9vm)

93 quick, name the booze that was popular when

you were a kid that sounds like the title of a

Peaches Herb song!

Mabel! Black Label!

Posted by: Retread at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (l7hog)

94 Nevergiveup
It was a great catch.

Some in my family lived to bet on football games & punched walls when they lost. I grew up with 2 brothers & if I want to, I can watch baseball, hockey & basketball & follow the game.

Football never interested me.
Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (sj3Ax)

yeah no doubt but in a meaningless game. The great catches of all time are in playoff and superbowls. Franco Harris's catchand the one from Montana in the Super bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (M0mf2)

95 I'm outta here -- gonna finish this apple pie and head over to Ferguson. Gonna be a busy night -- but, hey, someone's gotta do it, and God knows I love it!
Posted by: Death at November 24, 2014 05:48 PM (qW442)

See?

Even Death admits there's a God.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (V+kmg)

96
they still make Asti Spumanti
........................
Could never drink anything named after the noise you make throwing it up.

Posted by: wth at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (wAQA5)

97 What happened to 5:30 press conference? I put FNC on & The Five was on. I put CNN on for a few.
I'm not a fan of The Five.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (sj3Ax)

98 89 Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:48 PM (1K6n1)

Stracciatelli.

Uh oh, lots of cop sirens here in downtown NYC.

Could it be?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (CMkNk)

99 Football never interested me.
Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (sj3Ax)

You may not be interested in football, but football is interested in you.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (8ZskC)

100
you guys ever have an "italian" cake?

imagine a cake, then frost it, and then dunk it under water

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:50 PM (1K6n1)

101 Didn't happen

Posted by: WaPo FacChek at November 24, 2014 05:50 PM (7ClUK)

102 It's actually more bizarre-looking than graceful. But amazing for sure.

Yup. The reverse-angle Super SloMo replay shows the three-fingers part really well.

I wonder if he really thought he could make that catch at the time.

One of the guys in the booth (could've been CC) mentioned that he was a good three or four inches taller, but that Beckham's hands were a lot bigger than his. I bet he gets a lot of dates...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 05:50 PM (0HooB)

103 Great catch. In a loss.

So.....yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 05:51 PM (GEICT)

104 91 Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman...
Posted by: Neil Diamond at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (uSAVP)

Swisher Sweet, you're a store-stolen woman,
You make me feel like crack addict running,
punch me a cop and then I gets it in the eye . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:51 PM (CMkNk)

105 Yet, the Cowboys won. Of course, it helps when Tony Romo has all day to throw.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 05:51 PM (OWjjx)

106 WaPo fact checker is like the East German Judge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 05:51 PM (N2tYd)

107 Are we rioting yet?

I'm saving it up for conference play.

Posted by: HR needs meatloaf at November 24, 2014 05:51 PM (ZKzrr)

108 99 Football never interested me.
Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:45 PM (sj3Ax)

You may not be interested in football, but football is interested in you.
Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 24, 2014 05:49 PM (8ZskC)

You give me a headache.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:51 PM (CMkNk)

109 But was it Immaculate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMksKd9Jjho

Posted by: Franco Harris and the Obligatory Steelers Socks at November 24, 2014 05:52 PM (DL2i+)

110 84 Spermaceti is a renewable resource.
Posted by: Captain Ahab's Ghost at November 24, 2014 05:47 PM (uSAVP)

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Teenager's Socks at November 24, 2014 05:52 PM (vgIRn)

111 Had it been barehanded, I would be more impressed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 05:52 PM (l1zOH)

112 Uh oh, lots of cop sirens here in downtown NYC.
Could it be?

They lit the hot, fresh donut lamp?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 05:52 PM (5ETeA)

113 Have the peaceful demonstrations started yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 05:52 PM (l1zOH)

114 They lit the hot, fresh donut lamp?

***

Snort!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 05:52 PM (NeFrd)

115 Bassem Masri, a Muslim activist in Ferguson, haz a sad that QT's are being closed down preemptively, says they aren't showing solidarity.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 24, 2014 05:53 PM (Y7ieA)

116 110 84 Spermaceti is a renewable resource.
Posted by: Captain Ahab's Ghost at November 24, 2014 05:47 PM (uSAVP)

Tell us about it.
Posted by: Teenager's Socks at November 24, 2014 05:52 PM (vgIRn)

Eww. Thanks a lot, Mitch Cumstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 05:53 PM (CMkNk)

117 Between David Tyree, the Moss on Revis catch and that are the greatest catches in recent memory.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 05:53 PM (R5HRU)

118 OT: I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? Christiane Amanpour goes all Joe Pesci on a Russia Today reporter:

http://tinyurl.com/nbnup3j

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 05:53 PM (XUKZU)

119 One of my kids' schools cancelled an awards ceremony tonight.

GJ announcement.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 05:53 PM (MMC8r)

120
It's a soggy cake, for those who don't know. With a rummy taste. Ick.

I hated this cake. And yet it was my birthday cake for several years.

I'm not gonna get into it, but imagine having parents who are completely oblivious to who you are and what you like/dislike that they repeatedly buy the cake you hate the most in this world for your birthday.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:54 PM (1K6n1)

121 meh. Odell pushed off, then made a nice catch. It's what they get paid for

how ze Giants beat the Patriots in that Super Bowl, I'll never know.

Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 05:54 PM (8CdUx)

122 That Michaelangelo picture at the end of the post made me crack up.

Thanks for the laugh! They are always welcome.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 24, 2014 05:55 PM (l3vZN)

123 Every single time I put The Five on Perino is talking about her dog.
She just had another dog story but it wasn't about hers.
Special Report said PC is 6:30.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 05:55 PM (sj3Ax)

124 Nevergiveup: "The great catches of all time are in playoff and superbowls. Franco Harris's catch and the one from Montana in the Super bowl"

Yeah, context matters. Innumerable incredible catches in the NFL. Memorable ones are the ones that get "posterized".

Franco Harris' was one of the ugliest, most fantastic catches in NFL lore. The timing, impact, and unlikeliness were as important as the talent in scooping it up. As a past, committed Steeler-hater, I think it was the best in history. It hurts less and less each year to admit it, too.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 24, 2014 05:55 PM (1CroS)

125 >>One of the guys in the booth (could've been CC) mentioned that he was a good three or four inches taller, but that Beckham's hands were a lot bigger than his. I bet he gets a lot of dates...

Huh. I thought O'Dell was an Irish name.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 05:55 PM (g1DWB)

126
And don't get me started on Crunchy PB.

For my entire childhood I wondered if I was invisible.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 05:55 PM (1K6n1)

127 One of my kids' schools cancelled an awards ceremony tonight.
GJ announcement.

Most flat screens liberated?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 05:56 PM (5ETeA)

128 Chiefs safety Eric Berry is thought to have lymphoma. Sad.

Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 05:56 PM (9BRsg)

129 I zee nuzzing! Nuzzing!

Posted by: the zebra that called fensive PI instead of OFFENSIVE PI at November 24, 2014 05:56 PM (H/9vm)

130 on one play, Romo lit a cig and took a drag, then passed ze ball.

ze Giants defensive line was on drugs, or something

Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 05:56 PM (8CdUx)

131 Obama has just announced that, irrespective of the Ferguson grand jury's decision, he will issue an Executive Order that finds Darren Wilson guilty of a Hate Crime and sentences him to prison for 5,000 years.

Posted by: Seal of the Junior Varsity President of the Yoonited States at November 24, 2014 05:57 PM (qW442)

132 *gets sacked*

Posted by: Eli Manning at November 24, 2014 05:57 PM (z/Ubi)

133 Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 05:54 PM (8CdUx)

The first one the front four of the Giants absolutely dominated the Pats. They should have won MVP honors, not Eli.

The second one was the Welker drop.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 05:57 PM (R5HRU)

134 And there is no truth to the rumor that the Secret Service detail at the White House is being replaced with the Dallas Cowboys offensive line.

The government believes that the random fence jumper at the White House presents a greater rush than the New York Gianys defense.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 05:58 PM (OWjjx)

135 The defensive player should've pressed the B button repeatedly.

Posted by: Tecmo Tips at November 24, 2014 05:58 PM (Ks4nX)

136 128 Chiefs safety Eric Berry is thought to have lymphoma. Sad.

Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 05:56 PM (9BRsg)

Oh man.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 05:58 PM (GEICT)

137
Heh.

MUMR got willowed.

Posted by: guy who yells at November 24, 2014 05:58 PM (1Y+hH)

138 The defensive player should've pressed the
B button repeatedly.

b b y a b a. Sweep the leg!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 05:59 PM (5ETeA)

139 Local news is doing School Closings like it's a snow storm-- mostly just nighttime activities, but some districts closed tomorrow...

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

140 Coughlin always looks like he's having trouble passing a stool

Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 05:59 PM (8CdUx)

141 Obama has just announced that, irrespective of the Ferguson grand jury's decision, he will issue an Executive Order that finds Darren Wilson guilty of a Hate Crime and sentences him to prison for 5,000 years.
Posted by: Seal
-------------------

Yes. A new interpretation of 'Prosecutorial Discretion'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 05:59 PM (l1zOH)

142 Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 05:56 PM (9BRsg)

That's really too bad. He had a shot at being the next great safety in the league.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 05:59 PM (R5HRU)

143
I know how he make that catch.

Posted by: Lester "The Molester" Hayes at November 24, 2014 05:59 PM (1Y+hH)

144 >>Yes. A new interpretation of 'Prosecutorial Discretion'.

It's not new. Bush did it too!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 06:00 PM (g1DWB)

145 Old and busted: Snow school closings.

New hotness: Riot school closings.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 06:00 PM (XUKZU)

146 For my entire childhood I wondered if I was invisible.

I thought my name was "Dammit" until I started school.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 06:01 PM (0HooB)

147 New York Giants?
Eh.

I would have been more excited if the team was from America.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 24, 2014 06:02 PM (vmltA)

148 >>>The first one the front four of the Giants absolutely dominated the Pats. They should have won MVP honors, not Eli.

The second one was the Welker drop.
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 05:57 PM (R5HRU)<<<

Thank me!

Posted by: the 49er who muffed the kick that let Giants make the SB at November 24, 2014 06:02 PM (H/9vm)

149
Chloroseptic, check.

Cough drops, check.

Whiskey, check.

Ricola, check.

OK, I'm ready.

Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time at November 24, 2014 06:02 PM (1Y+hH)

150 I thought my name was "Dammit" until I started school.

That was my cousin's name. I was Jesus H. Christ.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 06:03 PM (5ETeA)

151 "I thought my name was "Dammit" until I started school."

My little sister's middle name was "Dammit" for several years as a kid.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 24, 2014 06:03 PM (LA7Cm)

152 Bush lied to the people of Fergistien, Mo and now they have to pay for listening to that idiot. Bush lies again come back to bite us !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jenny Steinan-Jones-Carter at November 24, 2014 06:03 PM (Sd++4)

153 I am alone with the Masses, waiting...

for the Ferguson verdict.

Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at November 24, 2014 06:03 PM (8CdUx)

154 Did you guys see TY Hilton after the Colts game? So emotional. So happy because his baby girl was born that morning. Really sweet.

Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 06:03 PM (9BRsg)

155 150 I thought my name was "Dammit" until I started school.

That was my cousin's name. I was Jesus H. Christ.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 06:03 PM (5ETeA)

*******

My dad the fighter pilot--

"Where did you learn all that gawd damn swearing!!?"

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (RJMhd)

156 I saw Steel Toad open for New Riders of the Purple Sage at the Aragon Ballroom in 1982.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez's better angel is winning today at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (go6ud)

157
*clears throat*

Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (1Y+hH)

158 Ferguson-Florissant schools closed tomorrow.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (MMC8r)

159 Grand Jury decision now set for 9 pm EST. In other news, Flaming Skull may guest host tonight's ONT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (8ZskC)

160 I'm not gonna get into it, but imagine having parents who are completely
oblivious to who you are and what you like/dislike that they repeatedly
buy the cake you hate the most in this world for your birthday.

From age 8 on I had to make my own.

One year they ate it before I got home from whatever band thing.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (ZKzrr)

161 now it's 9 pm.

Breaking News @BreakingNews 2m
Grand jury decision on the Ferguson, Mo., shooting to be announced at 9 pm ET, prosecutors say; live updates here: http://www.breakingnews.com/t/Tpm

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 06:05 PM (zwdxl)

162 Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (1Y+hH)

****

Did you load up on 5-Hour-Energy or Red Bull? You're going to be one busy dude.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:05 PM (NeFrd)

163 Four area QuikTrips have closed pre-emptively.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

164 This one time in band camp.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (N2tYd)

165 Nothing makes me happier than watching Eli's reaction when he throws an interception.

Nothing.

That being said, he's the luckiest mediocre QB in the history of football. Gints brass knows they have to surround him with stud receivers, and they usually find one or two.

Too bad Cruz isn't healthy, otherwise... wait, did I say too bad? What I meant to say is, I hope both Beckham and Donnell suffer bizarre seafood poisoning, and are unable to play again until their Gints' contracts run out.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (Dj0WE)

166
*pops Black Molly and three white crosses*

Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (1Y+hH)

167 Any one here from Missouri?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (Bn6aD)

168 My dad the fighter pilot--
"Where did you learn all that gawd damn
swearing!!?"

Mom never got the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (5ETeA)

169 In the running to replace Hagel:

http://tinyurl.com/kmhoeu7

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (XUKZU)

170 Sales of Purple Drank ingredients will be suspended at 5 pm Eastern.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (8ZskC)

171 Any one here from Missouri?

I'm in STL.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (MMC8r)

172 How cold is it in Ferguson right now?

Posted by: EC at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (doBIb)

173 My dad the fighter pilot--

"Where did you learn all that gawd damn swearing!!?"

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (RJMhd)

As a wee Ron I was hanging out with my dad in the garage one night while he was working on something. He was letting a few fly. My mom comes out and hears this, "You know, you'll be lucky if he doesn't grow up to cuss like a drunken sailor."

Dad looks at me, looks at mom, "He damn well better not. I'll kick his fucking ass."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (GEICT)

174 Sorry to hear about some of the childhoods here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 24, 2014 06:07 PM (LA7Cm)

175 168 My dad the fighter pilot--
"Where did you learn all that gawd damn
swearing!!?"

Mom never got the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (5ETeA)

******

LOL!

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 06:07 PM (RJMhd)

176 Mom never got the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.

Protip: When you mom asks if you were born in a barn, don't point out that if you were it was her fault.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:07 PM (ZKzrr)

177 171 Any one here from Missouri?

I'm in STL.
Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM

What's the "mood" there?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 06:07 PM (Bn6aD)

178 130 on one play, Romo lit a cig and took a drag, then passed ze ball.

ze Giants defensive line was on drugs, or something
Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 05:56 PM (8CdUx)

----------------

I was vaguely reminded of the scene in Basketball Diaries where Jim Carroll meant to hand uppers out to his HS teammates, but they accidentally dropped downers and sleepwalked through the game.

Considering the Feds seem to be cracking down on NFL doctors, maybe they had to go off prescription quickly?

Posted by: A Giants Fan with the Cynicism of a Jets Fan at November 24, 2014 06:07 PM (uqV2n)

179 How cold is it in Ferguson right now?

40.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

180 From age 8 on I had to make my own.

One year they ate it before I got home from whatever band thing.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:04 PM (ZKzrr)

You're coming to the MoMe. There will be cake when you show up. Period.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 06:07 PM (GEICT)

181 Go big (50" and larger flat screen) or go home.

Posted by: Ferguson, Mo Looter at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (zxQ4h)

182 Stay safe, STL area 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (9BRsg)

183 whenever I see a great play I know I could do that. I often play a round of golf in 12 strokes. Well I could!

Posted by: dear leader at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (WNERA)

184 What's the "mood" there?

Pretty much everybody buckling down.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (MMC8r)

185 BREAKING NEWS-Ferguson GJ verdict expected between 9:00 and .....sometime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (RZlSA)

186
*drinks honey-whiskey concoction while geisha girls massage adam's apple*

Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (1Y+hH)

187 *pops Black Molly and three white crosses*
Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time

Going old school, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (5ETeA)

188 @171...Metro East...Illinois side. But, I gotta pick the youngest up at the Am track station tonight at 9.40.

They could push this announcement back to 10 and do me a solid.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (OWjjx)

189 147 New York Giants?
Eh.

I would have been more excited if the team was from America.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 24, 2014 06:02 PM (vmltA)

--------

NEW JERSEY IS AMERICA! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

Posted by: Chris Christie at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (uqV2n)

190 I guess now would not be an opportune time to relate that neither of my parents cussed or drank alcohol, and mom always made a cake for my birthday not only in the flavor of my choice, but decorated in a theme of my choice (puppies, pirates, baseball, etc), and did the same for each of my six brothers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (NeFrd)

191 184 What's the "mood" there?

Pretty much everybody buckling down.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (MMC8r)

******

Song suggestion for you--

Blast 'Dirty White Boy!" Foreigner

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (RJMhd)

192 184 What's the "mood" there?

Stay safe. Guess it doesn't matter what the verdict is, they are gonna riot anyway...
Pretty much everybody buckling down.

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (Bn6aD)

193 You're coming to the MoMe. There will be cake when you show up.

I kind of feel like going home and making one now. I wonder if I have any chocolate stout left.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (ZKzrr)

194 CRis Collinsworth can suck a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Catmman at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (s4k2U)

195 Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:06 PM (Dj0WE)

Sanity. When people compare him to his brother I can't roll my eyes fast or hard enough. Give Peyton that defense and he wins as well.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (R5HRU)

196 >>Protip: When you mom asks if you were born in a barn, don't point out that if you were it was her fault.

Son of a bi...

I had that line thrown at me constantly and not once did I come up with that comeback. Talk about your missed opportunities.

That would have been good for at least one smack.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 06:10 PM (g1DWB)

197 Hey, my alma mater is closed tomorrow due to expected heavy bloodletting.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

198 Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time at November 24, 2014 06:08 PM (1Y+hH)

****

Pace yourself. You don't want to peak too soon.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:10 PM (NeFrd)

199 How cold is it in Ferguson right now?

Colder than a mother-in-law's love!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 06:10 PM (5ETeA)

200
I thought the "protestors" would have gone gotten a jump on things and burned a few storefronts by now.

Kinda like tailgating before the big game.

Posted by: Meremortal en fuego at November 24, 2014 06:10 PM (1Y+hH)

201 Grocery store in... St. Louis metro area was swamped.

Pre-holiday shoppers? Pre-verdict shoppers?

Who can say. All I know is they were in my way, and that is uncalled for.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:10 PM (Dj0WE)

202 *drinks honey-whiskey concoction while geisha girls massage adam's apple*

*laughs fool ass off*

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:11 PM (ZKzrr)

203 He's quite the catcher.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 24, 2014 06:11 PM (3GFMN)

204 Protip: When you mom asks if you were born in a barn, don't point out that if you were it was her fault.

I hear ya. My mom used to call me a son-of-a-bitch. My response? "Can't argue with that."

Posted by: Stinky Sock at November 24, 2014 06:11 PM (zxQ4h)

205 Winter is Coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:11 PM (N2tYd)

206 Where the riotin white women at?

Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at November 24, 2014 06:11 PM (ojfYH)

207 They need a stud offensive line, too. Eli's got a case of trailer park feet and his avatar only finds his escapability lifepack in Superbowls.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 24, 2014 06:11 PM (uqV2n)

208 Sorry to hear about some of the childhoods here.

As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.

Which 'splain's this here knot...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 06:12 PM (0HooB)

209 >...and the Cowbow [sic] DB is clearly pulling down on him.

Not clearly you damn yankee.

Posted by: dogfish at November 24, 2014 06:12 PM (1vYi0)

210 Any pics of them lined up outside the store with the 9pm opening for free nikes? Chairs and blankets!

Posted by: dear leader at November 24, 2014 06:12 PM (WNERA)

211 I kind of feel like going home and making one now. I wonder if I have any chocolate stout left.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (ZKzrr)

German chocolate pound cake?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 06:12 PM (GEICT)

212 Wonder if the NFL is rethinking the wisdom of Bills vs. Jets in Detroit?

Posted by: tbodie at November 24, 2014 06:13 PM (o0mD3)

213 Sales of Purple Drank ingredients will be suspended at 5 pm Eastern.
Posted by: Cicero
------------------

Meh..., blunts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:13 PM (l1zOH)

214 Seamus,
I'm glad you had a great mother.
I did too, everyone wanted to come to my house after school because my mother would make homemade pizza, brownies, cookies, ect for after school.
Then she'd make dinner.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 06:14 PM (sj3Ax)

215
Every single time I put The Five on Perino is talking about her dog.
She just had another dog story but it wasn't about hers.
..................
What? WHAT? Another dog?!? That does it, I'm shitting the carpet.

Posted by: Jasper at November 24, 2014 06:14 PM (wAQA5)

216 I wonder if the prospective rioters are set up in tents and lawn chairs while waiting on line for the grand opening...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:14 PM (NeFrd)

217 Posted by: Catmman at November 24, 2014 06:09 PM (s4k2U)

He'll eat the bag after. Unless Bob Costas wrestles it away from him

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 06:14 PM (R5HRU)

218 Great catch. I usually watch sports highlights once or twice, I think I've watched this catch a dozen times, and now I want to go watch it again. As close to an impossible catch as I've ever seen. Super hero shit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2014 06:14 PM (2cS/G)

219 "As the twig is bent, so grows the tree."

My family tree has only one branch, and it only bears dead fruit.

Posted by: Mark Twain at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (1Y+hH)

220 Hmm. No indictment, says Gateway Pundit

http://tinyurl.com/my2kqcj

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (8ZskC)

221 So Black Friday coming early to Ferguson?

Fire sales?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (l1zOH)

222 German chocolate pound cake?

Chocolate Stout Cake. It's your basic hot-water chocolate cake but replace the hot water with hot beer. I've also used hot coffee for people who don't drink.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (ZKzrr)

223 I love German Chocolate Cake. It's one of my favorites.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (sj3Ax)

224

my cake of choice, btw, was yellow cake with choc frosting

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (1K6n1)

225 German Chocolate cake was what I had for my birthday for years.
Recipe on the back of Baker's Semi-Sweet chocolate.
Thanks, Mom !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (go6ud)

226 I kind of feel like going home and making one now.

Cake and ice cream is better. Cake and ice cream and Kahlua is even better. Ice cream and Kahlua is even better. Kahlua is even better.

Posted by: Stinky Sock at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (zxQ4h)

227 Nothing wrong with being born in a barn, HR.

Posted by: Jesus at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (9BRsg)

228 179 How cold is it in Ferguson right now?

40.

Idiots were not smart enough to release this yesterday when it was pouring the rain. All.Day.Long.

Posted by: Neil Diamond at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (uSAVP)

229 Big mall near Clayton (where announcement will occur) just announced they are closing.

Looters now deprived of "Officers, they are looting the Food King" maneuver.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (OWjjx)

230 When asked if Barack Obama could have made that catch with two fingers, Chuck Hagel replied, "I'd bet my job he'd drop it."

Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (UzPAd)

231 I like the warm chocolate syrupy cakes with cold ice cream.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (N2tYd)

232 Kahlua is even better.

White Russian with egg nog instead of cream. I call it a Fabrege.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:17 PM (ZKzrr)

233 In-laws are here, I'm pouring lots of wine, keeping the subjects light. Not gonna have the TV on. I assume that if Ferguson goes full shitburger, I'll catch the salient points here.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2014 06:17 PM (2cS/G)

234
also, Shredded Wheat cereal

If you hate your kids, buy this cereal for them and they'll get the message.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:17 PM (1K6n1)

235 also, Shredded Wheat cereal

If you hate your kids, buy this cereal for them and they'll get the message.
---

Even worse: puffed rice.

Posted by: Jesus at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (9BRsg)

236 I watched that catch last night at least 5 times. It was AWESOME! I'm sure we'll see it again tonight on MNF.

And fuck those Ferguson clowns with a pineapple.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (60Vyp)

237 And Jay Nixon press conference is next.

What can go wrong?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (OWjjx)

238
St. Louis Post Dispatch has free coffee, baseball bats, batons, box cutters and gas masks!

Open all night

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (1Y+hH)

239 Something's happening at Drudge. It's no longer loading for me.

Posted by: EC at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (doBIb)

240 My Father bought Shredded Wheat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (N2tYd)

241 try putting anti-freeze in her orange juice

Posted by: every husband on "48 Hours" at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (8CdUx)

242

Chex

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (1K6n1)

243 Rum cake. A neighbor makes one that can't be eaten around candles, or other open flame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (l1zOH)

244 If you hate your kids, buy this cereal for them and they'll get the message.

If you put some butter on it, and heat it up in the microwave...it's just as shitty as served cold.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (ZKzrr)

245 *removes Lord and Savior sock, says five Hail Marys and two Our Fathers*

Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (9BRsg)

246 My favorite last night on twitter was...

Yeah, that Beckham catch was ok, I guess.
But it's not like he did it left-handed. @jackmcoldcuts

Posted by: dogfish at November 24, 2014 06:19 PM (1vYi0)

247 229 -

Friend of mine in Clayton says it's been unusually bustle-ish today, but mostly white people who seem to be on alert.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:19 PM (Dj0WE)

248 Something's happening at Drudge. It's no longer loading for me.
Posted by: EC
-------
It's OK here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:19 PM (l1zOH)

249 @235. Kaboom will give them just enough sugar to be alert enough to realize how hopeless their situation is.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 06:19 PM (OWjjx)

250 >>>>I did too, everyone wanted to come to my house after school because my
mother would make homemade pizza, brownies, cookies, ect for after
school.<<<<<<

My mom would leave a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the back porch about noon.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 24, 2014 06:19 PM (M6Vhk)

251 also, Shredded Wheat cereal
If you hate your kids, buy this cereal for them
and they'll get the message.
---
Even worse: puffed rice.

Kaboom and powdered milk.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (5ETeA)

252 What's the over/under on whether King Shitstain throws the internet kill switch tonight?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (XzRw1)

253 248 Something's happening at Drudge. It's no longer loading for me.
Posted by: EC
-------
It's OK here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:19 PM (l1zOH)

My connection sux.

Posted by: EC at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (doBIb)

254 222

Chocolate Stout Cake. It's your basic hot-water chocolate cake but replace the hot water with hot beer. I've also used hot coffee for people who don't drink.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (ZKzrr)

That sounds awesome. Brooklyn Brewery makes a a seasonal "Black Chocolate Stout" that is superb. I'll need to stash some away for a possible future cake.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (bHnlE)

255 Something's happening at Drudge. It's no longer loading for me.
Posted by: EC

And it's not easy to get banned from Drudge!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (1Y+hH)

256 My mom would leave a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the back porch about noon.

****

Was there a string attached?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (NeFrd)

257 Rum cake. A neighbor makes one that can't be eaten around candles, or other open flame.

Go on...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (0HooB)

258 Drudge loading fine here. Slow hours ago due to NSA meddling.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:20 PM (N2tYd)

259
meanwhile, my friends had good cereal like Apple Jacks

Pete would always have Apple Jacks in the house. And everything a kid would need for blt's, always. Wonder bread, lettuce, tomato, and a bottle of bacon bits.

In my cabinets we'd have Shredded Wheat. And Calumet baking powder.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:21 PM (1K6n1)

260 White Russian

Had a lefty female over my house this summer. She would not stfu. Finally I offered her a White Russian. She agreed. I passed the fumes from the Kahlua over the glass of vodka.

End of problem.

Posted by: Stinky Sock at November 24, 2014 06:21 PM (zxQ4h)

261 Chocolate Stout Cake. It's your basic hot-water chocolate cake but replace the hot water with hot beer. I've also used hot coffee for people who don't drink.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:15 PM (ZKzrr)

That sounds awesome.

I don't understand that last part.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 06:21 PM (GEICT)

262 It's gotta be the gloves, Money!

Posted by: Mars Blackmon at November 24, 2014 06:21 PM (T9G71)

263 FWIW, the Mara family who bought the Giants when the league was young and retain 50% ownership (Estate Tax in Action, I'll bet) are known under the radar for being huge financial supporters of crisis pregnancy centers and Catholic charities and so forth.

I'm sure that won't survive the third generation of Maras, though. Curse of every family business.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (uqV2n)

264 239 -

Yep, they got Drudge!

Save yourselves... eat the smallest/weakest amongst you, it's the only way!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (Dj0WE)

265 8PM CT. What time is it in Connecticut?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (N2tYd)

266 My mom would leave a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the back porch about noon.

For you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (0HooB)

267 Nevermind. There it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (Dj0WE)

268 Drudge not loading for me either.

No problem, if riots start at 7 PM, Drudge will be on it tomorrow sometime.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (1Y+hH)

269 Kaboom will give them just enough sugar to be alert enough to realize how hopeless their situation is.
Posted by: Mallamutt
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I will report again, that here in Camp Banhammer all we get to eat is cold gruel, made from ground-up surplus E. German Kaboom boxes and ditch water.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (l1zOH)

270 >>>>Was there a string attached?<<<<<

No, but I had to be Johnny on the spot or else the dog would get it.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (M6Vhk)

271

That's another thing!

Pete would always have a box of Ellio's pizza in the freezer.

In my freezer, we'd have ice. And maybe a chicken.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:23 PM (1K6n1)

272 My Father would also buy Gingersnaps.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:23 PM (N2tYd)

273 264 239 -

Yep, they got Drudge!

Save yourselves... eat the smallest/weakest amongst you, it's the only way!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (Dj0WE)

_____________________

LOL
But seriously I keep an eye on Blog Talk Radio some of them will go missing first. Pretty radical.

Posted by: dear leader at November 24, 2014 06:24 PM (WNERA)

274 There's a little bitty sign at the podium where the press conference is supposed to be held in Ferguson.

Says, "Suckers! We left town hours ago!"

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 06:24 PM (1Y+hH)

275 Eat the Federal Employees First.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:24 PM (N2tYd)

276 My connection sux.
Posted by: EC
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We restrict access to those who live below the Fall Line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (l1zOH)

277 Jasper,
I didn't listen to dog story. I went to my kitchen to get ice for ice bag.
I'm glad it's warm here, it was in mid 60s all day today, it drizzled, but who cares?

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (sj3Ax)

278 In my freezer, we'd have ice. And maybe a chicken.

Lucky you. I thought Arm & Hammer baking soda was food.

Posted by: Stinky Sock at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (zxQ4h)

279 I'm sure that won't survive the third generation of Maras, though. Curse of every family business.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 24, 2014 06:22 PM (uqV2n)

*snort*

I'm 4th generation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (GEICT)

280 234
also, Shredded Wheat cereal

Shredded Wheat? They got SHREDDED WHEAT?!!

The five of us got Kaboom. We had to eat from the same bowl, taking turns. The bad kid got to eat the soggy Kabboom last and drink the last spoonful of grey milk...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (uSAVP)

281 We got the Shredded Wheat in the giant 4" X 6" size (or whatever). None of the wussified bite-sized stuff.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (NeFrd)

282 >>>>For you?<<<<

I sometimes wondered if she wasn't trying to attract a replacement.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (M6Vhk)

283 265 -

If it's 8 in the midwest, it should be about 9:23 in Connectyourbutt.

Give or take.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (Dj0WE)

284 I don't understand that last part.

My understanding is some people abstain for religious reasons. But most teetotalling denominations allow cake.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (ZKzrr)

285 We restrict access to those who live below the Fall Line.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Re-phrased; We restrict access BY those below the Fall Line.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (l1zOH)

286

Carol, did you know Howie Carr is not WRKO anymore?

He's on 1510. Sounds happy.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:26 PM (1K6n1)

287 Area malls closing for tonight.

Most nighttime school activities closed. Some districts closed tomorrow.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:26 PM (MMC8r)

288 Drudge just timed out. He really is being blocked by Satan's children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 06:26 PM (N2tYd)

289 Decision will be announced at 9 pm.
Why not wait until 2 am? They'll be tired of waiting & may go home.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 06:26 PM (sj3Ax)

290 the "Mara" family is formerly O'Mara, just as Reagan's family was formerly O' Reagan.

the shame of upwardly mobile Irish-Americans...

Posted by: hank the crank at November 24, 2014 06:27 PM (8CdUx)

291 If you put some butter on it, and heat it up in the microwave...it's just as shitty as served cold.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:18 PM (ZKzrr)

Shredded Wheat and sugar in a 1 to 1 mix is not at all bad!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 06:27 PM (fL/7/)

292 Eat the Federal Employees First.
Posted by: Boss
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I would avoid postal workers as long as possible. Gamey. I am told...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:27 PM (l1zOH)

293 In my freezer, we'd have ice. And maybe a chicken.

We'd have vegetables. Thousands of pounds of vegetables, which required hours of weeding, picking, cleaning, chopping, blanching...

Also, that's where my mother hid the chocolate chips when I was five, and I would get on a chair and open the freezer lid and hang upside-down over the edge of the freezer and dig around for open packages of chocolate to snack on. It's kind of amazing I'm here to tell this story.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:28 PM (ZKzrr)

294 I'm 4th generation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 24, 2014 06:25 PM (GEICT)

At last I understand!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 06:29 PM (fL/7/)

295 171 Any one here from Missouri?

I'm in Kirkwood MO, West St. Louis County. 4 white cops, as well as 2 city council members have been killed in my town in the last 7 years. I knew one cop well. They were all gunned down by black guys.
As a side note, the White Community, (tm), didn't burn down Starbucks, or loot Pottery Barn.
There's a story here, but my rage meter is interfering w/the telling.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 24, 2014 06:29 PM (5buP8)

296 Drudge now says 8 p.m. Central, which means in about 25 minutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:29 PM (l1zOH)

297 Puffed Rice.

nsfw'ish

http://tinyurl.com/k55p2pk

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2014 06:29 PM (uSAVP)

298
*mee-mee-mee-mee-mee-mee*

Posted by: guy who yells en fuego all the time at November 24, 2014 06:29 PM (1Y+hH)

299 Drudge now says 8 p.m. Central, which means in about 25 minutes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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No, no..., crap. Wrong direction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:29 PM (l1zOH)

300
On the other hand, we had things other kids didn't have such as a pool...and an airplane.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:29 PM (1K6n1)

301 Heh, HR- My mom used to hide her Ayds diet candy (appetite suppressant) in the deep chest freezer. I always found it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:30 PM (NeFrd)

302
I'm in Kirkwood MO, West St. Louis County. 4 white cops, as well as 2 city council members have been killed in my town in the last 7 years. I knew one cop well. They were all gunned down by black guys.

Cookie Thornton, you fucking asshole.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:30 PM (MMC8r)

303 Mike Hammer,
8 pm Central is 9 pm EST.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 06:30 PM (sj3Ax)

304 Fox is saying 9 Eastern time for announcement.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 24, 2014 06:30 PM (Dmaod)

305 Decision will be announced at 9 pm.

Prime time prime time in sweeps month...

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 06:30 PM (ZKzrr)

306
We were the first ones to have a cordless phone. Made by Cobra. Heh.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:30 PM (1K6n1)

307 And what's with this "central" time zone? Central to whom?

Coastists!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 06:31 PM (Dj0WE)

308 Mike Hammer,
8 pm Central is 9 pm EST.
Posted by: Carol
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Hammer Time is different than the rest of the world. It's unpredictable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 06:31 PM (l1zOH)

309 305 Decision will be announced at 9 pm.

Al Sharpton clears his sphincter at 9:25.

Let's her rip at 9:30

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2014 06:32 PM (uSAVP)

310

nood food

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:32 PM (1K6n1)

311 Hammer Time is different than the rest of the world.

****

I'm not touching that.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 06:32 PM (NeFrd)

312 Let's her rip at 9:30?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 06:32 PM (MMC8r)

313

Pre-holiday shoppers? Pre-verdict shoppers?

Pre-"know justice, no peas!" shoppers...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 24, 2014 06:33 PM (97I0d)

314 We were the first ones to have a cordless phone. Made by Cobra. Heh.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 06:30 PM (1K6n1)

We felt we'd really arrived when we got a used 13" BW TV!
Ah, the thrill of eating shredded wheat (with water) and watching TV, good time, good times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 06:33 PM (fL/7/)

315 Cookie Thornton, you fucking asshole.

Yeah, Cookie got 3 of them. Mike Jones got the other one.

Fucking cock sucker.

BTW, that name is spray painted all over the plywood in Ferguson. "Free Mike Jones." He shot a pizza delivery gut in the chest. AND killed a Kirkwood cop.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 24, 2014 06:35 PM (5buP8)

316 Soothsayer,
I know Howie Carr moved to 1510 last Monday.
I know now why they kicked Sandy off one day & put other guy on at 4 instead of letting her host the show.

Posted by: Carol at November 24, 2014 06:40 PM (sj3Ax)

317 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 24, 2014 06:16 PM (go6ud)

Yep. German chocolate cake for my birthday, red velvet cake for my brother's (the day after mine).

There's a baby picture of me celebrating my first birthday. I'm in a highchair, my hair is sticking up and flying in all directions and I am gazing with an expression of insane delight at my birthday cake and reaching out with both hands for the cake, clearly thrilled to discover that such a thing as cake exists. It's my favorite childhood picture of myself because I look so crazed.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 24, 2014 06:47 PM (+XMAD)

318
Yeah, Cookie got 3 of them. Mike Jones got the other one.

And Michael Devlin rounded out the Hall of Shame.

It's a nice area with some horrific anomalies.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:48 PM (MMC8r)

319 Yes, puffed rice was really a sucky cereal.

Life or corn flakes for us. Fruit Loops if we were really good.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at November 24, 2014 06:50 PM (+XMAD)

320 My best crazed-looking picture was from about the same age, but I have one of those rubber guns that shot a ping-pong ball in my hand.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 24, 2014 06:55 PM (go6ud)

321 And it is definitely my favorite picture from that era.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 24, 2014 06:56 PM (go6ud)

322

Cookie Thornton, you fucking asshole.
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Diagrammed for clarity (I hope).

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:59 PM (MMC8r)

323 No, it wasn't.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 06:59 PM (MMC8r)

324
Rage the burn baby!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 07:01 PM (3/wAJ)

325
Hour bats be ready for the white devil heads.

Posted by: Black Panther's at November 24, 2014 07:02 PM (3/wAJ)

326 As a Texans fan, I have to post this. Deandre Hopkins made a catch this year that was almost as impressive. It ended up not counting due to an unrelated penalty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS93mTTKSvM

Posted by: Brisco_County at November 24, 2014 07:10 PM (UIY8B)

327 Odell's impressive catch animated

Posted by: bour3 at November 24, 2014 07:18 PM (5x3+2)

328 animated: http://bour3pages.blogspot.com/2014/11/amazing-football-catch.html

(forgot this doesn't do links)

Posted by: bour3 at November 24, 2014 07:18 PM (5x3+2)

329 Another life claimed by tobacco.

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 24, 2014 10:18 PM (8MjqI)

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