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Ferguson Decision Coming Today, CNN Sources Say

So we've got that going for us.

The Ferguson grand jurors had apparently intended to render their decision on Friday, but held back, deciding that they needed to think about it some more. They re-convened today to discuss the case again, and now say they're ready to render their opinion.

Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM




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1
Oh.joy.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 02:45 PM (NaV4z)

2 My guess is that they indict,despite it being a pretty obvious " good shoot".

Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2014 02:46 PM (v5UtH)

3 How often does that sort of delay happen?

Were they sequestered?

My sister is a juvenile probation officer. I think her holiday plans may just have gone in the shitter.

Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM (9BRsg)

4 I've been assured that these totally peaceful protests only sometimes break out in some small amount of great violence and mayhem every time.

Posted by: shillelagh at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM (hRzu2)

5

Either they really had to think about it some more.

Or, proper security was still not in place, hence the dragging it out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM (IXrOn)

6
Schoen fergess'n.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM (CMkNk)

7 3 Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM (9BRsg)


Maybe they were simonized.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 02:48 PM (CMkNk)

8

OJ's watching closely.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:48 PM (IXrOn)

9 My guess is that they indict,despite it being a pretty obvious " good shoot".

Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2014 02:46 PM (v5UtH)


I guess that they don't want their home addresses published online, along with the full names, photographs and where they work. Looks like that there will be a similar probably with the future criminal jury.

Posted by: physics geek at November 24, 2014 02:48 PM (MT22W)

10 Worries me they had to think about it???

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 02:48 PM (M0mf2)

11
Don't fear the reaper.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 24, 2014 02:48 PM (1K6n1)

12 'Roof Koreans sold out in St. Louis, film at eleven!'

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2014 02:48 PM (ojfYH)

13 Do I have time to get marshmallows? I feel like I should have marshmallows to roast in all the burning.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 6 (short) weeks! at November 24, 2014 02:49 PM (HDwDg)

14 My sister is a juvenile probation officer. I think her holiday plans may just have gone in the shitter.
Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM (9BRsg)

----

My oldest got a free deuce and half trip to Fergusen last Friday compliments of the Missouri National Guard.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 02:49 PM (NaV4z)

15 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego! at November 24, 2014 02:49 PM (rwI+c)

16
OJ's watching closely.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Yeah, 'cuz he might see the Real Killer(tm) in the crowd.

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 24, 2014 02:49 PM (/Ho8c)

17 I saw on CNN that they had Don Lemon stationed in Ferguson ready to bite the heads off any hydras of violence that may arise.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 24, 2014 02:50 PM (AC0lD)

18
Fret not. Allow history to unfold in front of your eyes.

We have a rendezvous with destiny, truly. And there's no running away from it.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 24, 2014 02:50 PM (1K6n1)

19 Sorry for the delay, but 'organizing' on the weekends is double-time

Posted by: SEIU at November 24, 2014 02:50 PM (KKP6T)

20 They need to do this Ferguson riot like the Oklahoma Land Rush:

Shooters and Looters...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 02:50 PM (wtvvX)

21 We need him crucified! It's all you have to do!!

Posted by: Afican Muricans at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (53CCM)

22 "I guess that they don't want their home addresses published online,
along with the full names, photographs and where they work. Looks like
that there will be a similar probably with the future criminal jury."

I figured the Zimmerman jury would be scared not to convict.

The prosecution appear to have been thinking the same.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (noWW6)

23 A flat screen in every home and a squirrel in every news cycle.

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (mxUGa)

24
What is Vegas saying the odds are that all Ferguson burns? or are they going with an over/under, say 50% loss?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (1hM1d)

25 Multiple choice:

Either hung jury and too close to call resulting in delay.
Deciding that Monday evening prior to Thanksgiving is better than weekend.
Deciding that Monday evening is better than 5pm.
Decision made to allow those on jury and involved to get the hell out of town.

Guess we'll see. I would think if he was indicted they'd rejoice and be exceedingly loud about it?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (dMEBN)

26 So are there going to be victory riots or angry riots this evening?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (fwARV)

27 I've got ten bucks on INDICTMENT. I'm giving 2-1.

Any takers?

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 02:52 PM (i5GO4)

28 So are there going to be victory riots or angry riots this evening?

Time will tell, but the end results will likely be the same.

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 24, 2014 02:52 PM (/Ho8c)

29 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (fwARV)

----

angry..... very very angry

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 02:52 PM (NaV4z)

30 CNN sources?

That is just Rich, Rich, Rich.


That came from the Plantation.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 24, 2014 02:52 PM (hsJK7)

31 CNN sources?

That is just Rich, Rich, Rich.


That came from the Plantation.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 24, 2014 02:52 PM (hsJK7)

32 I feel like there will be rioting either way. Prayers for our MO morons. Stay safe!

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (BPMYx)

33 26 So are there going to be victory riots or angry riots this evening?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:51 PM (fwARV)



Angry

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (da5Wo)

34 So are there going to be victory riots or angry riots this evening?

Yes.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (ZKzrr)

35

On the bright side, sun has been out and it was warm enough today for me to go out and (just finished) wash my car.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (IXrOn)

36 Were they sequestered? Posted by: Y-not at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM

My understanding is that they were not sequestered.

Which of course means they were -- whether told to avoid it or otherwise -- exposed to press coverage. And, who knows, they might have even had a visit or two from the Choom Gang.

Even if they find No True Bill, their lives are totally screwed, now and for ages to come.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (yAC3X)

37
13 Do I have time to get marshmallows? I feel like I should have marshmallows to roast in all the burning.

I doubt too many looters will be taking the marshmallows off the shelves, so knock yourself out!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (1hM1d)

38 Better to announce the decision at 9-10:00am when the would be looters protesters are busy sleeping.

Posted by: Sam In VA at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (Q52VH)

39 The media is publishing the address of Wilson's wife's employer. What reason is there to do that if you AREN'T inciting violence?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (fwARV)

40
Remember in early 2006 we were assured by Democrats that Iran is 10 years away from nuclear bombs?

Remember more than 10 years ago we were told by Democrats it would take 10 years to get the oil from ANWR?

My, my, how time flies....and lies fly.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (1K6n1)

41
Remember in early 2006 we were assured by Democrats that Iran is 10 years away from nuclear bombs?

Remember more than 10 years ago we were told by Democrats it would take 10 years to get the oil from ANWR?

My, my, how time flies....and lies fly.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (1K6n1)

42 Extra butter please...

Posted by: Fewenuff - Popcorn Mogul at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (zPNX5)

43 Give us Barrabas! Michael Brown!

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (MMC8r)

44 OR, they should announce the verdict like it was the Oscars. Hosted by Billy Crystal, red carpet, paparazzi, molotov cocktails...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (wtvvX)

45 I've got ten bucks on INDICTMENT. I'm giving 2-1.

Any takers?
Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 02:52 PM (i5GO4)

----

Ill take ACQUITTAL for a thousand.

That TWO thosand to you.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (NaV4z)

46
Yes.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (ZKzrr) Aaaaand that's why I'm smitten with Radish.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (fwARV)

47 Ok, 3-1. Come on!

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (i5GO4)

48

Guess I'll have to put my TV on. Meh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (IXrOn)

49 I hope they announce after I get my dog's estrogen refill, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Baldy at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (+35FH)

50 Nobody post a video that might inflame the youths

Posted by: Ambassador Stephens at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (LoIJo)

51 So they went home? over the weekend? As someone else asked, are they sequestered? I can only imagine watching TV and seeing all the protest crap , national guard , etc.

Lovely. What's one cop trade for a neighborhood?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (hjTr7)

52 Guess we'll see. I would think if he was indicted they'd rejoice and be exceedingly loud about it?



Fergadishu burns regardless.
Either pissed because of no-bill, or rejoicing because the Bull won the Superbowl....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (5ETeA)

53 Let not your heart be -

*gut shot*

Posted by: Hannity at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (qHAbx)

54 Wasn't this supposed to be decided several weeks ago?

One wonders how aggressively the DA leaned on them to render their decision the "right" way to avoid (further) charges of racism from being leveled by the grievance industry.

Either way my prediction is indictment, followed by trial where he's acquitted due to lack of evidence or conviction overturned on appeal.

Posted by: Austin in TX at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (lKVc4)

55 Aaaaand that's why I'm smitten with Radish.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (fwARV)



That and she makes her own beer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (da5Wo)

56 My money's on 'indictment, conviction, overturned on appeal.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (fwARV)

57 The verdict is out?

The VERDICT is OUT???

Posted by: CNN at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (MMC8r)

58

That and she makes her own beer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (da5Wo)



Yup.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (fwARV)

59 I am confused. Why is this a problem. This is really stupid.



Big Mike was a stoned thug. Hello?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (0FSuD)

60 Whats the over/under on final body count?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (ojfYH)

61 The media is publishing the address of Wilson's wife's employer. What reason is there to do that if you AREN'T inciting violence?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (fwARV)

If they can get her fired and her employer up in flames, they will have more stories to cover.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (hjTr7)

62 The media is publishing the address of Wilson's wife's employer. What reason is there to do that if you AREN'T inciting violence?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:53 PM (fwARV)

If they can get her fired and her employer up in flames, they will have more stories to cover.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (hjTr7)

63 Either way, Al Sharpton is going to be giving a speech.

So.
We have that going for us...

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (mxUGa)

64

4pm

bleh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (IXrOn)

65 I'd on a no-bill, and a single night of rioting with a week of sullen mooking about.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (rwI+c)

66 Speaking of law enforcement, I have a defendant to day who reported to jail to serve two day sentence. She was strip searched as she entered and a small yellow baggy fell out her vagaygay. She said, "I don't know how that got in there."

Di9d you have your vagaygay with you all day?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (XUKZU)

67 4pm ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (IXrOn)

68 Here, here's something stupid to pass the time.
Sting's WWE debut last night.
https://vine.co/v/O1n3Tj2L1J5

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (zwdxl)

69 Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: The Justice Bros. at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (l3vZN)

70 If you haven't seen real 4K on a 60 inch screen, be sure to drop by my Neighborhood Social Justice Center next week.

Posted by: A Freedom Rider at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (8ZskC)

71 Hmmm imagine that.

I ordered some more mags for my pistol from CDNN sports, and they arrived right in time.

Posted by: The Humpty at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (LRXOq)

72 That and she makes her own beer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (da5Wo)



Yup.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (fwARV)

-----


sooo...... youre saying she's "yeasty"????

**runs**

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (NaV4z)

73 Sting was only 13 years late for the WCW Invasion. Close enough.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (zwdxl)

74 That and she makes her own beer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 02:54 PM (da5Wo)

Really? She and I should compare notes. More to the point, we should share and compare homebrews.

Posted by: physics geek at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (MT22W)

75 My money is on "no bill", with the jurors taking the weekend to prep for a Thanksgiving week getaway when the shit hits the fan.

If you are going to cause riots with he decision, why not use the weekend to make preparations?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (dDUXP)

76 The United States are republics, commonwealths and sovereign states with laws...except when they're not. I think this town needs a gruberin...

Posted by: Fewenuff - Popcorn Mogul at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (zPNX5)

77 Most of the jurors are racists whiteys though so I'm betting no indictment. No justice in this case.

Posted by: Erin Burnett at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (/nR7C)

78 I bet the Gentle Giants parents are pissed. They had months of additional grifting ahead of them as long as there was no decision.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (g1DWB)

79 I now that hokey kilt my brother!

Posted by: Twanya at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (0FSuD)

80 Al Sharpton is going to be giving a speech?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

81 Anybody know a good place in Ferguson with lots of plastic garbage cans and Heineken bottlers?

Posted by: Katrina Looter Guy at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (OD2ni)

82 Alright, Christ ... FIVE TO ONE for a true bill of indictment. My Hamilton against your U.S. Grant.

You're killing me, here, people!

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (i5GO4)

83
The County Prosecutor said if there is no indictment the testimonies will be made available to the public.
That could take awhile.
Local scuttlebutt on the length of this process is that the prosecutor would not issue warrants to compel witnesses to testify, and some who gave accounts to police weren't willing to do so under oath.

Posted by: Justamom at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (KPsl7)

84 sooo...... youre saying she's "yeasty"????

**runs**
Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM (NaV4z)



Nearsider? 12 oclock. Moving straight out. Wind 5mph from left to right.

Would you please?

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (da5Wo)

85 Smash and grab beats Black Friday shopping

Posted by: brak at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (Tj+s6)

86 4pm ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM


I'm assuming Central Time?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (2Ayux)

87 I'm going final civie body count of 26 at 3-1. 5-1 for over 39. LEO will be 0 dead but 100+injuries at 2-1.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (ojfYH)

88 Either way, Al Sharpton is going to be giving a speech.

Illiterate We Much!

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (MMC8r)

89 Hope the roof Koreans have their fields of fire worked out. It's all about the interlock and support...

Posted by: New Cap Cav at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (DT3rQ)

90 Ill take ACQUITTAL for a thousand.
That TWO thosand to you.


I'll take construction rebuilding materials regardless for $100 million.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (5ETeA)

91 Sorry. Apparently I left an italics tag unclosed in #74. Someone with actual privileges may want to correct this. Unless we prefer the opium den haze of all italics, all the time.

Posted by: physics geek at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (MT22W)

92 Its times like these that I begin to agree with Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (oDCMR)

93 I'm glad they thought long and hard about it at least.

Gird your loins!

(I don't expect any real rioting tbh either way)

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (FA3Z7)

94 I bet the Gentle Giants parents are pissed.


----

Went to soon.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (NaV4z)

95 Big Mike was a stoned thug. Hello?


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM


No.

Teh Gentle Giant was a good lad, unarmed and probably on his way home from church when a racisty honkie thug-cop transformed the Young Gentleman of Color into a True Minority Martyr.

Sorta like Marion Barry was a Civil Rights Icon and not some crackhead crook.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (yAC3X)

96 27 -

They'll indict him for something, I'm sure.

But murder? Nope. Not a chance.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (TOk1P)

97 The great white snark,

Ha! That's hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (BPMYx)

98 ...wait, how the blazes did THAT sock turn up...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (DT3rQ)

99 my bet they vote to indict. Why get themselves killed? Let a jury trial sort it out

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (zOTsN)

100 No real way to read the tea leaves, but keep in mind the father of the guy presenting the evidence was a gunned down cop.

On its face it looks like they might have decided on some in-between charge, but really, you either believe the cop and the physical evidence and have the nerve to no-bill or you don't. I wouldn't be surprised if some on the GJ felt like they had to come up with something or else risk their physical safety along with the safety of their families and the community as a whole.

As usual, Obama and Holder fucked up big time by injecting themselves into the process. It appears Mike Brown is dead for the same reason Trayvon Martin is dead and Skip Gates got arrested: they acted like assholes, and it's easy to have a seriously negative encounter with law enforcement when you are acting like an asshole.

Lefties turning everything into a racial incident is getting really old in a hurry.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (8/DeP)

101 Indictment on some lesser charge, is that possible?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (hjTr7)

102 Psych!

Posted by: That Scamp of a Grand Jury at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (MMC8r)

103 I'm going final civie body count of 26 at 3-1. 5-1 for over 39. LEO will be 0 dead but 100+injuries at 2-1.

Giving odds on use of CAS?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 02:59 PM (DT3rQ)

104 Indictment on some lesser charge, is that possible?

Littering?

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 02:59 PM (MMC8r)

105 Doesn't matter which way the GJ goes. These people are itching to sow chaos. They will get their pound of flesh on way or the other.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (ojJMi)

106 who are we going to believe, dorian johnson, or the other witnesses and the autopsy report?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (Gysa/)

107 OK, had something odd happen a minute ago...anyone else seen old socks turn up on posts they hadn't changed nic for? Using Opera here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (DT3rQ)

108 104 Indictment on some lesser charge, is that possible?

Littering?
---------------------
My sides are hurting.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (oDCMR)

109 92,.. dude come on

that's itching for a ban

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (FA3Z7)

110 I don't blame witnesses for not wanting their names out there

this whole thing is a cluster fuck of monumental proportions

it isn't supposed to be this way.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (zOTsN)

111 4pm ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:56 PM

I'm assuming Central Time?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (2Ayux)


dunno, they said it on CNN

could be planet pluto time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (IXrOn)

112
101 Indictment on some lesser charge, is that possible?
Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (hjTr7)


Not allowing a schv-- to steal your gun and kill you, because "the system."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (CMkNk)

113 104 -

Hahaha!

That's not funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (TOk1P)

114 101 Indictment on some lesser charge, is that possible?
Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (hjTr7)



4 potential charges: first-degree murder, second-degree murder, voluntary manslaughter or involuntary manslaughter

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 03:00 PM (da5Wo)

115 His father was wearing a shirt that said he'd just gone to Soon so I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (/nR7C)

116 Great, 4 pm, right before my inlaws arrive. Maybe I'll get to watch 30 minutes of coverage, then the TV is going off for the duration.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (2cS/G)

117
Would you please?

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 02:57 PM (da5Wo)


"send it"

"on the way"

*waits patiently for a second or two...

"good hit"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (fwARV)

118 Don Lemon has his teeth in--and is ready!!

Posted by: CNN at Ferguson at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (RJMhd)

119 there are a million LIOs to murder

they are going to indict for something

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (zOTsN)

120
104
Indictment on some lesser charge, is that possible?



Littering?

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 02:59 PM (MMC8r)


That's just wrong, but so, so right.

Just imagine Wolf Blitzer being fed the news about the indictment, and just having to ... pause.

I'd never stop watching a video clip like that.

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (i5GO4)

121 CAS is even money but a BlackHawk Down in 4-1...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (ojfYH)

122 She was strip searched as she entered and a small yellow baggy fell out her vagaygay. She said, "I don't know how that got in there"


Crack Baby?

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2014 03:01 PM (mxUGa)

123
This cracks me up! But is some assurance that progs wont procreate:

http://goo.gl/kPFRnp

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (iQIUe)

124 Thank ya Nearsider

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (da5Wo)

125
I'm convinced the Grand Jury considered the public's feelings and it's own emotional attachment to justice when they made their choice. These principals of the system are essential to justice, and sometimes the facts in a case are superfluous and unimportant.

Posted by: CNN Legal Analyst at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (3/wAJ)

126
who are we going to believe, dorian johnson

-----

Oooooh.... all of this ..... ALL OF THIS.... lies at THAT little fcukers doorstep. Every bit of it.

".... and then.... right when my friend had his hands up surrendering... that cop shot him 9 times in the back."


Hood rats gunna hood rat.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (NaV4z)

127 Even I'd they indict, the perpetual outrage machine will just turn to the 12 year old who was waving a very realistic looking (no orange tip) BB gun around at the cops and got himself shot.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (BPMYx)

128 I think the are waiting for the snow and rain to start later. Looks like a front moving in that will drop temps to around 33 overnight. The FSA probably won't preform too well under those conditions.

Posted by: Bayou City at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (8yWf/)

129 On the plus side, it's going to be one hell of a beer summit.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (AC0lD)

130 111,

CP Time?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 03:02 PM (dDUXP)

131 Prediction:

They indict.

Wilson is hunted down and he and his family are tortured to death by a violent mob.

Obama will "tsk tsk" and blame White people, "institutional racism," &c.

Posted by: The Predicting Hat at November 24, 2014 03:03 PM (lN8KC)

132
LEO will be 0 dead but 100+injuries at 2-1.


No way. At least one cop is going to die in this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:03 PM (fwARV)

133 She was strip searched as she entered and a small yellow baggy fell out her vagaygay. She said, "I don't know how that got in there"


Money quote: "I've been looking all over for that."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2014 03:03 PM (8ZskC)

134


This is News Circus that just shouldn't be happening.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:03 PM (IXrOn)

135 negligent homicide, aggravated assault, assault, and so on and so on

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:03 PM (zOTsN)

136 120,

"Wilson is out... Wilson is out?!?"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 03:03 PM (dDUXP)

137 114 -

You lawyer types do your own thing, and it makes little sense to real humans, but how on God's green Earth could a grand jury be limited to only four options?

If the whole point of the thing is to find facts, then if they find the fact that he's overdue on some library books, they could charge him with that too, couldn't they?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (TOk1P)

138

CNN sound stupid.
Yeah.

4pm, a notice that they are planning to release the decision LATER On!

A notice of a notice.

Here we go round and round.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (IXrOn)

139 >>Even I'd they indict, the perpetual outrage machine will just turn to
the 12 year old who was waving a very realistic looking (no orange tip)
BB gun around at the cops and got himself shot.

Yup. It will just be a celebratory riot.

And then we'll do this all over again when the trial happens: "We'll riot if he's not convicted!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (ABcz/)

140 @104 I think, unfortunately, that it might go that way, if the GJ felt intimidated to placate the mob. No way they indict on a homicide type charge.

Posted by: NYC Parent at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (HEo6y)

141 Well, you guys are totally in the dark on this. I had a very Liberal woman I know assure me that the rioters and the protesters are two separate and distinct groups and the protesters were all, "No, rioters please don't destroy private property! You defame all that we stand for!" Then, after the rioters destroyed private property, the protesters all banded together to clean up the mess and help the owners rebuild.
Also, there was an anti-disco riot in the 70's that apparently some white people took part in, so that makes this one OK or something.

Sometimes the Left makes me laugh and sometimes the Left makes me sad and sometimes it's both at once.

Posted by: Yelnick McWawa at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (2aB+q)

142 Does anyone seriously think this grand jury is going to return a no-bill? Put me some knowledge. I haven't been following this particular clusterfuck.

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (i5GO4)

143

Either way, there will be blood.
Thank you media and race-baiters-for-a-living *cough*Sharpton*cough*Holder*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:05 PM (IXrOn)

144 Because Officer Wilson did have a legal "duty to die" just like Geo Zimmerman.

Posted by: NYC Parent at November 24, 2014 03:05 PM (HEo6y)

145
Put me some knowledge. I haven't been following this particular clusterfuck.

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (i5GO4) Autopsy shows Brown couldn't have had his hands up at all (based on the fact that rounds entered his arm, exited his arm and entered his abdominal cavity). Blood splatter evidence shows that at each impact, Brown was closer to Wilson. The first shots were fired in the car. Wilson had his eye socket literally exploded to the point where the impact forced his eye through the floor of the socket.

None of that is in dispute.

From that, and assuming no other mitigating evidence like Wilson screaming 'DIE NI**ER" as he fired, this looks like a good shoot.So, of course, the grand jury needs to indict, because racial justice.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:05 PM (fwARV)

146 Man this is almost as exciting as LeBron picked his new team!

Posted by: The Humpty at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (LRXOq)

147 there are many many LIOs to murder. They will pick one

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (zOTsN)

148 The Oaktown (that's "Oakland" to you white people) crew are already planning violence, rioting and pillaging in response to this.

(Currently, the riot is scheduled for 5pm on Wednesday, but I have the suspicion that it will be moved up ASAP if the decision comes out today.

I hereby ask permission of my internet taskmasters to NOT go cover this "protest," as everyone will be expecting me to.

Why?

Because there is a very real chance of actual physical injury going out into that maelstrom.

So when all hell breaks loose in Oakland, may I PLEASE be allowed to just avoid it? Thanks.

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (K4YiS)

149 Does anyone seriously think this grand jury is going to return a no-bill? Put me some knowledge. I haven't been following this particular clusterfuck.
Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 03:04 PM (i5GO4)


We don't know the evidence given.

Only some "leaked" stuff about witnesses statements coinciding with the cop's account.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (IXrOn)

150 Think of all the broken windows!


#EconomicRecovery

Posted by: Paul Krugtron at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (xSCb6)

151 Its times like these that I begin to agree with Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 02:58 PM (oDCMR)

Agree about what?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (R8hU8)

152 I think the Grand Jury was waiting for colder weather.

Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (1Rgee)

153 Indictment on some lesser charge, is that possible?



Littering?

Posted by: ---


rofl

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (/Ho8c)

154 I haven't been following this particular clusterfuck.
-------

I think the reason most think there will be no bill is because the Feds have been leaking evidence to outfits like WaPo and NYT that corroborates Wilson's version of events.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (/nR7C)

155 Whoever's keeping track, put me down for "hung jury".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (xSCb6)

156 Great. I live in the Metro East St. Louis area. Youngest daughter coming home tonight via Amtrack to... St. Louis. Thankfully, the station is in the city and not the Ferguson area.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (OWjjx)

157 Great. I live in the Metro East St. Louis area. Youngest daughter coming home tonight via Amtrack to... St. Louis. Thankfully, the station is in the city and not the Ferguson area.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (OWjjx)

158

friggin' anarchists have a network, coordinating various city protests/violence

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (IXrOn)

159
152
I think the Grand Jury was waiting for colder weather.

Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (1Rgee)


Or airplane tickets and new passports.

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (i5GO4)

160 I think the Grand Jury was waiting for colder weather.
Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (1Rgee)
************
I THINK THE GRAND JURY WAS WAITING FOR COLDER WEATHER?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (32Ze2)

161 Pookie's gonna riot, cause it's what Pookie does.

It's tough going through life with only one skill set.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (n0a1r)

162 Does anyone seriously think this grand jury is going to return a no-bill?

Don't get your hopes up.

Posted by: A Ham Sandwich at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

163 Zombie,

Yeah, I don't think we'll ask you to cover the Oaktown riots.

At best MAYBE you get some footage of the smoke from your window.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (dDUXP)

164 Zombie, stay safe. No use getting yourself killed for a story.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (BPMYx)

165
Officer Wilson should flee to Putin, claim to be a fugitive from political and racial persecution, and seek asylum.

Fundamental transformation, and all.

Posted by: Eddie at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (Xv7f/)

166 155 Whoever's keeping track, put me down for "hung jury".
Posted by: Burn the Witch


Ooooh, where can I meet them?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (K4YiS)

167
Next in St. Louis will be the 18 year old killed by the cops in south city just after Brown. The one with the 9mm sandwich that fired three rounds at the cop before his sandwich jammed.
That protest last night won't be the last.

Posted by: Justamom at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (KPsl7)

168 Heh -- my first attempt at a comment sock.

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (K4YiS)

169 who are we going to believe, dorian johnson

-----

Oooooh.... all of this ..... ALL OF THIS.... lies at THAT little fcukers doorstep. Every bit of it.
****
I'm surprised his name isn't more of a big deal.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 24, 2014 03:08 PM (Gysa/)

170 Acquittal.

You don't move those assets into place unless you are expecting an event.

They set this up with some of the earlier leaks. There is simply not enough evidence to support the fairytale.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (GGCsk)

171 Whoever's keeping track, put me down for "hung jury".

And they was right.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (8ZskC)

172 59
I am confused. Why is this a problem. This is really stupid.

Big Mike was a stoned thug. Hello?


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2014 02:55 PM (0FSuD)

Ditto. Why can't the left just one time come up with a clean cut, normal, presentable person that is a victim of police racism, profiling etc... (their propaganda movies don't count) You would think they would figure out that when their victims are always thugs or borderline thugs they discredit their whole movement. Shows how shallow and delusion they all are.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (1BQGO)

173 158
friggin' anarchists have a network

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (IXrOn)



Irony.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (zoehZ)

174 This may be the day when trutherism finally get some definitive answers via the beautiful American landmark that is the St Louis Arch.

"Fire melts steel", the Show Me Edition.

Posted by: Jaws at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (waKJZ)

175
There's a riot in Ferguson tonight
Ringside seat for the neighborhood fight
There ain't a damn thing that the cops can do
There's a riot in Ferguson tonight

They sew fish hooks in their collars
They've got razors in their shoes
I said, "Go cat go", their battle cry
World War III is startin' to brew

Well the skinheads all use blackjacks
And they're looking mighty mean
They got chains wrapped around their fingers
And their heads are all shaven clean

There's a riot in Ferguson tonight!


Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (1Y+hH)

176 "hung jury".
Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 24, 2014 03:07 PM (xSCb6)
***********
HUNG JURY?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (32Ze2)

177

When you have egg on our face, add ketchup. Heinz ketchup.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:09 PM (IXrOn)

178 My hope is that they didn't want to announce right before a weekend so as to minimize potential for chaos.

Posted by: Boone at November 24, 2014 03:10 PM (tAS+t)

179 the feds weren't leaking the information supportive of Officer Wilson


the state was. His chief, in particular.

the JEF and Holder have been down there putting their thumb on the scale

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:10 PM (zOTsN)

180 Is it possible for Ham Sandwich Indictment Panels to NOT come up with a decision? I had the notion the aim was just to decide if the prosecution had anything to work with. So a nondecision would be a decision to say, the prosecution got nothin'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 24, 2014 03:11 PM (o/7Bl)

181 Time to riot then!

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 03:11 PM (R5HRU)

182 Regressing enlightened and civilized societies for over 200 years.


Progress!!

Posted by: The Progressives at November 24, 2014 03:11 PM (xSCb6)

183 Legal Insurrection has a live twitter feed up from all the protest groups.
One group is reminding protesters to bring glasses with them if they wear contacts because contacts and tear gas don't mix.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 03:11 PM (hjTr7)

184 1. No true bill.

2. 5 to 10 civilians dead, 50 or so cops and civilians injured.

3. Heavy burning.

4. GJ took so long because they were waiting for their pistol orders to clear the FFL process. Everybody's armed and hunkered down, so out comes the announcement.

Posted by: joncelli at November 24, 2014 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

185

Well, if Wilson was negotiating a retirement, than he was found not guilty. If THAT story was even true earlier this week.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:12 PM (IXrOn)

186 157 -

There's an amtrak station in Kirkwood. Seems to me, even though it is not too terribly far from Ferguson, geographically, it's pretty close to about as far from Ferguson as one could get in the metro area.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 03:12 PM (TOk1P)

187 I have heard talking heads say "This isn't about Mike Brown, its about the system"

which means the facts aren't on their side

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:12 PM (zOTsN)

188 Time to riot then!
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 03:11 PM (R5HRU)
*************
TIME TO RIOT THEN?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:12 PM (32Ze2)

189 Pants Up! Don't Loot!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2014 03:12 PM (GGCsk)

190 >>This may be the day when trutherism finally get some definitive answers
via the beautiful American landmark that is the St Louis Arch.

Well, considering one of the most vocal protesters/organizers is a Palestinian who is bound and determined to liken this to what's happening in Israel....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:13 PM (ABcz/)

191 well, i have to go out today, but not near any ghettos, just barios...

might just load something in the car anyway.

better them than me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 24, 2014 03:13 PM (Vha1U)

192 I hereby ask permission of my internet taskmasters to NOT go cover this "protest," as everyone will be expecting me to.

Why?
Because there is a very real chance of actual
physical injury going out into that maelstrom. So when all hell breaks loose in Oakland, may I PLEASE be allowed to just avoid it? Thanks.



Duh. Like you have to ask.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:13 PM (5ETeA)

193 Rethinking a decision ended badly with CJ Roberts

Posted by: ginaswo at November 24, 2014 03:13 PM (+X1qa)

194 the protests are being organized by the same people who organized the G-8 protests in Seattle when they destroyed downtown

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:13 PM (zOTsN)

195
184
1. No true bill.



2. 5 to 10 civilians dead, 50 or so cops and civilians injured.



3. Heavy burning.



4. GJ took so long because they were waiting for their pistol orders
to clear the FFL process. Everybody's armed and hunkered down, so out
comes the announcement.

Posted by: joncelli at November 24, 2014 03:11 PM (RD7QR)


In a more sane and normal world, maybe it would go down that way.

This is not that world.

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 03:13 PM (i5GO4)

196 "...now say they're ready to render their opinion."

Yes, we are.

Obama is a SCoaMF. Let the nation begin rebuilding after his debacle of catastrophe.

Posted by: Ferguson Grand Jury at November 24, 2014 03:13 PM (1CroS)

197 GUILTY

It's the only choice in a age of Officially Justified Chimp Outs

Posted by: X at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (hPjYm)

198
Who is Mike Brown?


https://t.co/l76B1dQEyF

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (iQIUe)

Posted by: Armando at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (EDWuJ)

200 better them than me.


Posted by: redc1c4


Fuckin Eh right man...

Posted by: The Humpty at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (LRXOq)

201 Zombie, there will be plenty of pics/video. Hunker down, drink some nice wine, and watch California burn.

Posted by: joncelli at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

202 Remember this? http://tinyurl.com/lxrapjx

TRUTH.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (ojfYH)

203 So we have Mikey, the Gentle Giant
St. Traytable ,
The Sandwich shooter

And unfortunately, the 12 year old yute brandishing an airlift replica, with the required orange barrel end removed, who reached for the gun, when directed to reach for the sky.

Almost a pattern there.
Almost.
Can't quite put my finger on it though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (n0a1r)

204 Clean-up on aisle 197!

Posted by: Armando at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (EDWuJ)

205 I only hope that some MSM reporters get, well...you know.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (XzRw1)

206 This is why any pushback against SJWs is a big damn deal.


This whole, sad, barbaric ordeal is purely the result of SJWs.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (xSCb6)

207

I bet they did this pre-announcement so intelligence can read communique going out, and gives them a chance to see the thug org's strategy.

They'll have to wait until after work hours regardless. After rush hour, and whatnot.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (IXrOn)

208 179 the feds weren't leaking the information supportive of Officer Wilson
---------

Okay, NYT and WaPo citing federal sources was just bullshit then.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (/nR7C)

209 Zombie, Maybe you can cover some of the Solidarity Protests bound to
occur in San Fran. Certainly much safer with plenty of moonbat lunacy
to capture. Your San Fran photo essays are always great.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (1BQGO)

210 I am really hoping they are waiting until 7pm so most of St. Louis people can be home. Otherwise it makes no sense to wait for a big production announcement. Schools were already closed.

Hoping Wilson is living under witness protection w/ new face via plastic surgery.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (dMEBN)

211 Let the Pogrom begin.

Posted by: Tsar Barkovsky at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (HEo6y)

212 Acquittal.

You don't move those assets into place unless you are expecting an event.



They are going to event regardless. That's what going over and publishing the Po Po's ROE was for.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (5ETeA)

213 Hopefully this won't interfere with Thanksgiving football.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (oDCMR)

214 "This isn't about Mike Brown, its about the system"

Which means they have no intention of giving this up any time soon, regardless of evnnts in Ferguson.

Smells like another OWS-like, open-ended mob of self-perpetuating, unresolvable rage.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (ABcz/)

215 Does anyone else want to just punch Cumo in the fucking face?


What a dickhead

Posted by: Twanya at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (0FSuD)

216 She was strip searched as she entered and a small yellow baggy fell out her vagaygay. She said, "I don't know how that got in there"


Money quote: "Who Ordered the Ham Pita with Extra Lettuce and Mustard on the side?"

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (mxUGa)

217 Your San Fran photo essays are always great.


Seriously.

Posted by: Inflated Scrotum Guy at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (EDWuJ)

218 You know what sucks?
People are to lazy to riot and loot in Hawaiistan
How am I supposed to get some Nikes for social justice?

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (wRr5I)

219 I imagine the time of 7pm today is because they want everyone to be able to get home before the natives get restless.

Posted by: Heralder at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (/Mxso)

220 After mumfs of debilitations, the grand jury has decided not to convict.

Not to convict?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (oari7)

221 Fly, my monkeys, fly!

Posted by: The Wicked Witch of Black Friday at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (vmAFq)

222
If they go to lootin'.

It's time for shootin'.

Posted by: Johnnie Cochran at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (1Y+hH)

223 Clean-up on aisle 197!
Posted by: Armando at November 24, 2014 03:14 PM (EDWuJ)


YES

cleanup

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:16 PM (IXrOn)

224 Hmmm...I'm supposed to go to Detroit next week for a bidness trip.

Hopefully the fires will have been put out by the time I arrive.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 24, 2014 03:17 PM (0LHZx)

225 I thought the police chief in Milwaukee, who they were trying to give this treatment to, was very eloquent

protest the next time a thug kills a baby girl sitting in her daddy's lap

these people protesting are either professional rioters from other places or thugs no better than Brown

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:17 PM (zOTsN)

226 If Officer Wilson is exonerated, he .. and his union ...should just tell Ferguson:

You can mail my lifetime pension plus benefits check to the beach in Maui.

Otherwise, I'll be there for the start of my shift on Tuesday. Kevlar, city-issued 40mm, and bookoo magazines ready to go. Who wants to ride with me?

Ta, ta, boys.

Posted by: Eddie at November 24, 2014 03:17 PM (Xv7f/)

227 "I only hope that some MSM reporters get, well...you know.}

an intimate look at the inside of the w*rkings of SJW's in their natural environment?

;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 24, 2014 03:17 PM (Vha1U)

228 Airlift????

WTF did that come from?

Airsoft.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2014 03:17 PM (n0a1r)

229 @215 What did that shit stain say now?

Posted by: NYC Parent at November 24, 2014 03:17 PM (HEo6y)

230
So I asked my Doctor: "What are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?"
He said: "I don't know, he has two more years in office."

Posted by: wth at November 24, 2014 03:18 PM (wAQA5)

231 Bret Baier @BretBaier 6m
interesting read: 20 Ways Media Completely Misread Congress' Weak-Sauce Benghazi Report
http://tinyurl.com/k8yvths

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 03:18 PM (zwdxl)

232 205 I only hope that some MSM reporters get, well...you know.
-----------------------
If only Candy Crowley did live action shots - but there isn't a transport aircraft that large yet.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 03:18 PM (oDCMR)

233 I am really hoping they are waiting until 7pm so most of St. Louis people can be home. Otherwise it makes no sense to wait for a big production announcement. Schools were already closed.

Hoping Wilson is living under witness protection w/ new face via plastic surgery.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 03:15 PM (dMEBN)



home and locked and loaded
not kidding

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (IXrOn)

234 Head fake!

How many times can you fake an orgasm before your significant other catches on?

Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (UzPAd)

235 I thought the police chief in Milwaukee, who they were trying to give this treatment to, was very eloquent

Posted by: ThunderB


I thought that asshole was just another liberal douche-bag blaming HighCap mags for dead babies.

How about blaming it on the Thug Rapper Death Culture?

Posted by: The Humpty at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (LRXOq)

236 Those Jurors are in for a living hell if they don't vote to convict. They will be subject to IRS audits and MSNBC/CNN will be putting their pictures and home addresses on line for everyone to see.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (QABaU)

237
I'm nervous. My life has been filled with disappointmenst and this may just be another.

Hold us, Ace. Tell us everything will be okay and sing soft kitty, too. tia

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (iQIUe)

238 I want to punch Cuomo in the face even when he's being quiet.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (1Y+hH)

239
home and locked and loaded

not kidding

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (IXrOn)

All of you morons near and far stay safe. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (dMEBN)

240 "Okay, NYT and WaPo citing federal sources was just bullshit then."


Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (xSCb6)

241 Here's hoping the protesters make Chris Hayes squeal like a pig.

On air.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (MMC8r)

242 204: Armando. What's up with that brah? Can't say chimp anymore, it's the new "black"? Clean yourself before you wreck yourself. Or ugghh... we'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Metrosexshul PC forelock tuggers local 205 at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (vmAFq)

243 ....and whitey's on the moon...

Posted by: Gil Scott Heron at November 24, 2014 03:20 PM (5UYtO)

244 234 Head fake!

How many times can you fake an orgasm before your significant other catches on?
Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (UzPAd)

You mean there are guys who care if the woman gets an orgasm?

Posted by: joncelli at November 24, 2014 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

245 Sounds like this cleansing fire's just gonna start itself.

Posted by: Ra's al Ghul at November 24, 2014 03:20 PM (xSCb6)

246 159
12 I think the Grand Jury was waiting for colder weather.

Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 03:06 PM (1Rgee)


Hoping for a blizzard.

Posted by: Viv Savage-'cant wait for the zombies' at November 24, 2014 03:20 PM (HRo7B)

247 Wife is driving me nuts with her texts. Told her to relax, Obama told everyone to protest peacefully so what could go wrong?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:20 PM (OWjjx)

248 Oooo, the edgy racists are here.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:21 PM (MMC8r)

249 >>Hold us, Ace. Tell us everything will be okay and sing soft kitty, too. tia

He may or may not have ebola. Make sure he doesn't get any of his fluids on you.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 03:21 PM (g1DWB)

250 "How many times can you fake an orgasm before your significant other catches on?"

Why you askin' Girlfriend?

Posted by: Mooch, of the toned arms. at November 24, 2014 03:21 PM (n0a1r)

251 remember there is a moron whose son is in the National Guard in MO and has been sent there. I do not want things to burn

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:21 PM (zOTsN)

252
Okay. This is driving me insane.




The Grand Jury does not say 'guilty' or 'acquitted' or 'not guilty' or anything like that. It's "true bill" or "no true bill," as in 'the state showed enough evidence to warrant a trial' or 'they didn't.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (fwARV)

253 Hi, I need a new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro Model 60.

Posted by: Darren Wilson at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (Ks4nX)

254 239
home and locked and loaded

not kidding

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (IXrOn)

All of you morons near and far stay safe. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (dMEBN)
Probably not a good night to go to the Mall, any Mall, in an urban area.

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (5+mPY)

255
Kinda surprised the best Community Organizer evah isn't going to be there marching hand in hand with Al and the rest.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (1Y+hH)

256 Can you kill or anally rape a person with an Obamapho?

Posted by: Rachel at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (XzRw1)

257 247. You're lucky you know
If the idiots burn down east St. Louis, property values will go up

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (wRr5I)

258 234 Head fake!

How many times can you fake an orgasm before your significant other catches on?
-------
Orgasm? Never had one.

Posted by: MAO at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (R5UOB)

259 How many times can you fake an orgasm before your significant other catches on?
Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2014 03:19 PM (UzPAd)


who cares?

Posted by: Viv Savage-'cant wait for the zombies' at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (HRo7B)

260 I have a family member who works in Ferguson. They went to that QT every day for coffee, gas, etc. I hope and pray they make it home safely.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (kXoT0)

261 I think once the verdict is announced, people there will stop and really think about it. There'll be handshakes all around between the civilians and LEO's and everyone will go home to celebrate Thanksgiving. This is the United States, after all. We're better than this.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (ojJMi)

262 Smells like another OWS-like, open-ended mob of self-perpetuating, unresolvable rage.
Posted by: Lizzy

Dead on.

Cold weather will eventually tone it down, but it will be back again soon.

Posted by: The Justice Bros. at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (l3vZN)

263 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (fwARV)

Go to the head of the class, smarty pants.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (1Y+hH)

264 @252


Dude, stop with the pertinent facts already.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (xSCb6)

265 Make sure he doesn't get any of his fluids on you.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 03:21 PM (g1DWB)
**************
MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET ANY OF HIS FLUIDS ON YOU?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (32Ze2)

266 Off, Al Sharpton sock.

Posted by: The Justice Bros. at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (l3vZN)

267 Austin in TX: "Either way my prediction is indictment, followed by trial where he's acquitted due to lack of evidence or conviction overturned on appeal."

The worst outcome then.

If Wilson really is "Not Guilty" (and I lean that way), an indictment will further cement the Incitement Demographic into the scene. Their cottage industry will grow along with their proxy hopes/dreams. When it is all later tossed, the Demographic will be larger and even more "apoplectic".

That will end especially poorly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (1CroS)

268 256 Can you kill or anally rape a person with an Obamapho?

Posted by: Rachel at November 24, 2014 03:22 PM (XzRw1)


Now where did I put my Obamapho?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (HRo7B)

269 OT, but damn. Piers Morgan has been on a rampage lately on Obama. I guess he didn't call.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (BPMYx)

270 prayers to the good people and LEOs in Ferguson

hell everywhere

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (zOTsN)

271 Former Defense Department official Michele Flournoy, who is considered to be on a short list to replace outgoing Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, attacked Mitt Romney during the 2012 presidential campaign for recognizing that the decision to withdraw troops from Iraq in 2011 was a tragic mistake.

Governor Romney called the ending of the Iraq War and the bringing of our troops home tragic, which is really hard to understand, Flournoy recited for an Obama campaign video in October 2012. He wanted to keep our troops there longer, tens of thousands of them.

In light of revelations from Obamas former Defense Secretary Leon Panetta who blamed Iraq s current chaos on the administrations hasty decision to withdraw U.S. troops and a range of other criticisms from former administration officials, Flournoy does not appear to be the new direction the White House is seeking for the last two years of the Obama presidency.

Freebeacon

And get a load of the face on that hag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (M0mf2)

272 Israeli police arrest Palestinian man for no reason except for stabbing a Jewish man but mostly for no reason.

Posted by: CNN at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (/nR7C)

273 "How many times can you fake an orgasm before your significant other catches on?"


****

How many times can you "Break News" without really--breaking news?

Posted by: CNN at Ferguson at November 24, 2014 03:25 PM (RJMhd)

274 261 I think once the verdict is announced, people there will stop and really think about it. There'll be handshakes all around between the civilians and LEO's and everyone will go home to celebrate Thanksgiving. This is the United States, after all. We're better than this.
Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (ojJMi)
You're trying to break Holder's heart, aren't you?

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2014 03:25 PM (5+mPY)

275 CNN looking for a rating juggernaut this week! This should make flight MH370 look like re-reruns of The Waltons without, well...The Waltons.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 24, 2014 03:25 PM (NpXoL)

276
The Grand Jury does not say 'guilty' or 'acquitted' or 'not guilty' or anything like that. It's "true bill" or "no true bill," as in 'the state showed enough evidence to warrant a trial' or 'they didn't.'


And even if they idict, it just means we get to do this tap-dance for another two years or so.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

277 "Piers Morgan has been on a rampage lately on Obama."

Chealsea has promised blow jobs.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:25 PM (1Y+hH)

278 The Free Schvartze Army

Posted by: TexasJew at November 24, 2014 03:25 PM (rc7Bk)

279 "How many times can you fake an orgasm before your significant other catches on?"


What makes you think your significant other gives a rat's ass?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:26 PM (M0mf2)

280 @269

Now there's a name I haven't missed. Either he figured out that actively pissing off a massive potential market of listeners wasn't good for business, or he's just trolling.


I'll go with the latter.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 24, 2014 03:26 PM (xSCb6)

281 I imagine the time of 7pm today is because they want everyone to be able to get home before the natives get restless.

And it's TV prime time--is November still sweeps month?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 03:26 PM (ZKzrr)

282 If they indict I might riot. Seriously.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 24, 2014 03:26 PM (32Ze2)

283 WN and BC, bonus points he was tired from running.

Posted by: Fewenuff - Popcorn Mogul at November 24, 2014 03:26 PM (zPNX5)

284
So, what if he is indicted and the spokesperson who reads out the indictment presents a clear, credible string of facts and circumstances that show this to be an unjustified shooting?

Everybody here stays calm?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (JtwS4)

285 Aaaand it looks like you'll need the bleach for the clean-up on Aisle 242

Posted by: Armando at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (EDWuJ)

286 269 OT, but damn. Piers Morgan has been on a rampage lately on Obama. I guess he didn't call.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:24 PM (BPMYx)


now where did I put that Obamapho

*feels down the back of his pants*

Oh!

Posted by: Piers Morgan at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (HRo7B)

287 There's a riot in my pants and you're invited!

Posted by: Charlie NOT VC Sheen at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (ojfYH)

288 Correct Answer: No indictment

Politically Correct Answer: Indictment, no conviction, huge civil settlement

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (R5UOB)

289 Ok, I"m lost. The announcement is at 4pm, 5pm or 7 pm?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (hjTr7)

290 Just had a delivery to our office. Delivery girl says huge police presence downtown around the courthouse and the city park where the "rally" is supposed to be.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (da5Wo)

291 What time does Monday Night Loot-all kick off?

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (m2yGo)

292 Chealsea has promised blow jobs.

CHEALSEA HAS PROMISED BLOW JOBS?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (EDWuJ)

293 They are waiting for better weather. It was too cold before.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (N2tYd)

294 I foresee many orange glowing horizons tonight.


Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (XzRw1)

295 I think once the verdict is announced, people there will stop and really think about it. There'll be handshakes all around between the civilians and LEO's and everyone will go home to celebrate Thanksgiving. This is the United States, after all. We're better than this.
Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:23 PM (ojJMi)

I hope you are correct. I also hope there are no riots.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (kXoT0)

296 To quote Jonah Goldberg:

"[T]he only way this president can be rescued from a bad news cycle is if an even worse one comes along... The reason some of these topics get pushed to the back burner, even on the right, is that another controversy or scandal suddenly eclipses the previous one. If I ask you to hold a bowling ball and then, five minutes later, I surprise you by throwing a second bowling ball at you and shouting "Catch!" it's sort of unfair for me to expect you not to drop the ball."

And it's only Monday.

Posted by: despair at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (dcY7v)

297
If the Po-Leese be white,
You must in-dict!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (CMkNk)

298
If the Po-Leese be white,
You must in-dict!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (CMkNk)

299 "284
So, what if he is indicted and the spokesperson who reads out the indictment presents a clear, credible string of facts and circumstances that show this to be an unjustified shooting?

Everybody here stays calm?
"

We certainly don't riot.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (BPMYx)

300 277 "Piers Morgan has been on a rampage lately on Obama."

Chealsea has promised blow jobs.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:25 PM (1Y+hH)

__________

Is a BJ from her a threat or a promise? I'm not sure.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (0LHZx)

301 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Williams at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (R5UOB)

302 Decisions, decisions. Do I watch the Jets-Bills game tonight or the Ferguson riots.

Probably watch the Jets game. Less hitting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (g1DWB)

303 @255 Kinda surprised the best Community Organizer evah isn't going to be there marching hand in hand with Al and the rest.
------------------

He wanted to. But the Secret Service threatened to drug his drink of choice if he tried to get it added to his calendar again.

Posted by: junior at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (UWFpX)

304 OK, I admit, I don't get it.

The facts of the case seem utterly clear, simple, sadly commonplace - some guy stupidly assaults a cop, ends up getting shot.

The injuries to Wilson's face, the struggle inside the police cruiser - both I believe uncontroversial facts - set an extremely high bar on what the cop must do to cross any lines.

Also, OK, I live in a cave pretty much, but I get no sense whatsoever that this thing is that big across the country. I expect a post-Zimmerman type event. Dud.

Educate me.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (afQnV)

305 By the time this is over, Jeb Bush will be President and we'll all be speaking Spanish anyway

Posted by: TexasJew at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (rc7Bk)

306 Call in an airstrike from Whiteman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (N2tYd)

307
Everybody here stays calm?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 03:27 PM (JtwS4)

Honest answer? If they rattle off a list of factual reasons they think this was not a righteous shoot, I'll be stunned, but I won't riot or burn shit. I won't call for the tearing down of our system.

I'd pay radically close attention to the trial, I promise you that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (fwARV)

308 You city slickers.

NEVER feed a Chelsea with anything other than an open palm.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (vgIRn)

309 298 If the Po-Leese be white,
You must in-dict!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (CMkNk)



I be so stealin' dat JJ!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (HRo7B)

310 The announcement is at 4pm, 5pm or 7 pm?
Posted by: Jen




Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (5ETeA)

311 So... the question becomes...

As the evidence we have seen seems to exonerate the Police Officer...

IF they indict, is it further proof that Terrorism (in this case the threat of violence) is working?

Posted by: Stuff Cicero thought, but never said at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (f0pWu)

312
300 Is a BJ from her a threat or a promise? I'm not sure.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (0LHZx)

Toothy MINLF, isn't she?

*Mother I would NOT like to fuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (CMkNk)

313 Majority White Grand Jury Decides Not to Deem Shooting Unarmed Black Child a Crime

Posted by: AP Ticker at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (HEo6y)

314 Call in an airstrike from Whiteman.


Posted by: Boss Moss


Racism, straight up.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (m2yGo)

315 A little Ferguson mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3__NN16uoXk

Posted by: The Mob Hat at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (lN8KC)

316 So, what if he is indicted and the spokesperson who reads out the indictment presents a clear, credible string of facts and circumstances that show this to be an unjustified shooting?

Ever since this story began, I have been open to the possibility that the cop could have over-reacted....if the facts show that.

The facts we've gotten thus far (though not official) have been uniformly the other way.

If the official facts are toward guilt, I'm willing to accept that.

The real problem is that the people now threatening violence have not been interested in any facts and will not change their opinions no matter what the facts show.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (MMC8r)

317 310 The announcement is at 4pm, 5pm or 7 pm?
Posted by: Jen

Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (5ETeA)


To coincide with cruise ship buffets, and news broadcasts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (CMkNk)

318 301 Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Williams at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (R5UOB)

Shamble over here so I can taze you again.

Posted by: joncelli at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

319 Probably watch the Jets game. Less hitting.
----
If the Jets are involved, it means less TACKLING. FIFY

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (R5UOB)

320 It speaks volumes when a crowd of people threaten violence if they don't get 'social justice' of a black CRIMINAL who has been CAPTURED ON VIDEO strong arm robbing a clerk that got killed by the police officer's weapon he was going for...

It also leads me to believe that Obama WANTS this to be an issue. Look how easy it is to distract the country with yet another extraneous 'conversation' on race. Meanwhile a black cop shoots an unarmed white kid... you know the media drill.

When the direction of our country and more importantly our CULTURE is decided by biased news readers, there is internal rot that needs to be cut away.

This 'president' and his media whores are to blame for EVERY SINGLE THING that has gone wrong from the very day they foisted him upon us during a time when they were stomping their feet about GWB.

WTF happened to Chris Rock's "How not to get your ass beat by the Po-lice?"

These poor innocent people who have NOTHING to do with Brown's fate are now living in fear that these animals are going to burn the place to the ground. What a fucking shame.

Notice Obama hasn't said word fucking one about not "reacting badly" (like he does when the religion of peace strikes) to "the black communty".
What an awful awful situation and we have an AWFUL president to thank for it.

I have a question. When the fuck are we going to get in THEIR faces hmm? When are we going to start slapping some common sense into these fucking animals that hold the civilized world hostage to their racial demands?

Fuck em all

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (MV2jA)

321 @312
But are you "Ready for Hillary?"

Posted by: Mongo at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (HEo6y)

322 A year from now, after they burn the place down, chase everyone away and it becomes another hopeless shithole, they can talk about all the cool loot they stole and the innocent people they hurt. That's the real "justice". All for a lie.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (GGCsk)

323 Is that a tesseract in your pants, or am I just glad to see you?

But seriously, can I go all Daffy Duck on the riotyutes? Riot Season! Cop Season! Cop Season! Riot Season Riot Riot Riot Season!

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (ojfYH)

324 Ethel Kennedy got the Presidential Medal of Freedom??? Along with Brokaw, and Meryl Strep? Kiss my ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:32 PM (M0mf2)

325 I've been reading the tweets over at Legal Insurrection. Those people tweeting are truly clueless about how the justice system works and what the evidence thresholds are to indict. Also insane, but that goes without saying.

Posted by: Jprs at November 24, 2014 03:32 PM (YQ4mh)

326 Posted by: Stuff Cicero thought, but never said at November 24, 2014 03:30 PM (f0pWu)

Ooopssss.... need to change socks...

Posted by: Romeo13, watching civilization decline at November 24, 2014 03:32 PM (f0pWu)

327 First of all nothing is going to happen, no riots for sure. Only idiots would riot where they expect riots.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (WNERA)

328 St. Louis Fox station just broke in...local Prosecuting Attorney getting ready to make announcement, reporting that the St. Louis County Courthouse Building is being boarded up.

Schools are closing all over the area.

Grand jury has reached decision.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (OWjjx)

329 Notice how attractive it is to be a "thug" until you are taking a dirt nap?

Then it's always an "injustice". Sure.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (GGCsk)

330 318 joncelli >>>

* I'll wear my 'kick me' sign ....

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Williams at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (R5UOB)

331 Notice Obama hasn't said word fucking one about not "reacting badly" (like he does when the religion of peace strikes) to "the black communty".
What an awful awful situation and we have an AWFUL president to thank for it.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM (MV2jA)


There are "protests" planned around the country.

Excellent excuse for Obama to grab even more power and "fundamentally transform" the U.S.

Posted by: The Fundamental Hat at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (lN8KC)

332 275: FINALLY got to see Mary Ellen Waltonin a penthouse spread, many years ago (and after waiting many years). I think Jethro Tull had a song about her, something about "jungle".

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (vmAFq)

333 Now they are saying the decision to be announced at 8 PM EST. They keep pushing it back

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (M0mf2)

334 If the Po-Leese be white,
You must in-dict!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:28 PM (CMkNk)

----

ooooo.... Im soooo stealing that one....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (NaV4z)

335 They've indicted white Hispanics with less.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (N2tYd)

336 In many ways the story of Ferguson is the story of the Democratic Party. Let's work to keep the party a minority so we can avoid this kinda shit. Mmmmkay?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (oDCMR)

337 People gettin' loos y'all..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M



Posted by: Joe Mama at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (m2yGo)

338 Also, OK, I live in a cave pretty much, but I get no sense whatsoever that this thing is that big across the country. I expect a post-Zimmerman type event. Dud.

Educate me.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (afQnV)

Anarchist groups and other professional agitators. If there are no riots they'll CREATE some.

Posted by: joncelli at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

339 You mean there are guys who care if the woman gets an orgasm?

Posted by: joncelli


Umm, yeah? Maybe somebody is doing it rong?

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (/Ho8c)

340 >>Kinda surprised the best Community Organizer evah isn't going to be there marching hand in hand with Al and the rest.

Obama's BFF when it comes to race issues Sharpton is supposedly organizing protests in 25 cities. We'll see if he still has the power to get them off the ground...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (ABcz/)

341 zombie

sit this one out
we need you here

Posted by: ginaswo at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (+X1qa)

342 Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (OWjjx)

Do you live in St. Louis?

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (5+mPY)

343 324 nevergiveup

In a year or two, Michael Brown will get the MoF

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (R5UOB)

344 Yeah, I don't think there's gonna be nationwide riots. We'll see.

Hell, they couldn't get East St. Louis to riot.

If black people in other parts of St. Louis won't riot, I don't think black people in other cities are going to.

Also, the traveling circus white marxist agitator crowd is smaller than you think. They don't have the manpower to fan out across the country.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (zwdxl)

345 "Hmmm...I'm supposed to go to Detroit next week for a bidness trip...."

---

Was in downtown Detroit when the OJ verdict came in. Yeesh. You'd have thought the Lions won the Super Bowl.

Much cheering and carrying on that OJ and Cochran had stuck it to the Man and never mind that the guy butchered two human beings.

Posted by: Roscoe at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (Xv7f/)

346 If they indict him there will probably be one of two people who say stupid shit and their comments will either be ignored, deleted, or result in the monthly freak out.

Posted by: Kenway at November 24, 2014 03:35 PM (QB1cV)

347 They probably reached their decision on Friday, but sealed it in an envelope to be opened today, so they'd have a chance to get out of town. Way out of town, in the whitest community they can find.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:35 PM (oKE6c)

348 So they expect riots either way? Nice....

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 03:35 PM (Bn6aD)

349 343 324 nevergiveup

In a year or two, Michael Brown will get the MoF
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (R5UOB)


He's already MoFo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:35 PM (CMkNk)

350 Michele Flournoy acticle WaPo 2011


At the Pentagon, her portfolio includes overseeing the deployment of U.S. special forces to help train the Ugandan military to fight rebel groups, responding to the unfolding turmoil in Yemen and Syria, implementing widespread defense budget cuts and, on top of it all, engineering the drawdown of U.S -ed troops from Afghanistan.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:35 PM (RJMhd)

351 Marshmallows?
Popcorn?


No, I actually don't want to see a loss of innocent life, or damage to property.

But, Al Sharpton getting thumped on the head with a truncheon would make me giggle like a little school girl.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2014 03:35 PM (n0a1r)

352 Only idiots would riot where they expect riots.

See Juneteenth, Milwaukee.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (ZKzrr)

353

Almost 350 comments in and no "Burning Down the House"

And you call yourselves talking heads......

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (NaV4z)

354 Zombie,

No one in their right mind should go near Oakland in any circumstance...

Posted by: The Oak Hat at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (lN8KC)

355 Some (black) communities just want the world to burn.

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (nbGZj)

356 Puff the Magic Dragon flew to Fergusonnnnn...

/a Moron can dream

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (DT3rQ)

357 Just have no concern either way. Either thugs come out of the woodwork - in which case I shoot and simultaneously become the next SJW target - or thugs do not.


The decision is out of my hands.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (j8aRL)

358 Michele Flournoy, the highest-ranking woman in Pentagon history, went to Beverly Hills High School with 1970s teen idol Shaun Cassidy and did her homework on the set of television's , "The Odd Couple," where her father worked as a cinematographer.


Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (RJMhd)

359 @304 The injuries to Wilson's face, the struggle inside the police cruiser - both I believe uncontroversial facts - set an extremely high bar on what the cop must do to cross any lines.
-------------------

iirc, early on the attorney that the family hired was blatantly and openly lying about what an examination of the dead body showed. Unfortunately, that's pretty much all that's needed to permanently get some people stuck on the idea that anything but a conviction of Wilson is a conspiracy and/or miscarriage of justice, and further proof of the racism inherent in the system.

Posted by: junior at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (UWFpX)

360 They probably reached their decision on Friday, but sealed it in an envelope to be opened today,



kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's back porch?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (5ETeA)

361 Also, OK, I live in a cave pretty much, but I get no sense whatsoever that this thing is that big across the country. I expect a post-Zimmerman type event. Dud. Educate me.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 24, 2014 03:29 PM (afQnV)


--------------------------------------------


This is also a possibility. I know a lot of people in the WH were probably very disappointed how feeble the Zimmerman reaction was.

Perhaps that's why they've invested so much time an personnel to this case.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (ojJMi)

362 Now they are saying the decision to be announced at 8 PM EST. They keep pushing it back

That would be 7 CST (St. Louis Time).

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (MMC8r)

363
Think in terms of Occupy Wall Street. Allegedly, it was some mass grassroots movement with tens of thousands.

All it was was a crack addict taking a dump, a few rapists and some Joo-haters.

BUT, they had the MFM as a force multiplier.


Same here in Fergie-town.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (CMkNk)

364 @342....Metro East....Illinois. 15 minutes from the Arch.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (OWjjx)

365 "And unfortunately, the 12 year old yute brandishing an airlift replica,
with the required orange barrel end removed, who reached for the gun,
when directed to reach for the sky."

When I was that age, I was toting around a BB gun that was a reasonable facsimile of a larger lever-action rifle. It had absolutely no distinguishing safety marks.

If a cop had shouted at me to drop it and raise my hands?

I would have done both those things, instantly, right along with crapping my pants.

A key problem with so many yoof these days is that they've been brought up with a culture of thuggish contempt for police and active defiance of police orders. That wasn't part of my upbringing back in the day.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (noWW6)

366 Christopher Hayes is preparing to receive my limp penis

Posted by: gnargnar at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (T1lV8)

367 356 Puff the Magic Dragon flew to Fergusonnnnn...

/a Moron can dream

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:36 PM (DT3rQ)


to frolic in the Autumn Mist?

Posted by: Romeo13, watching civilization decline at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (f0pWu)

368 362 Now they are saying the decision to be announced at 8 PM EST. They keep pushing it back

Should have done it at 5 AM....No ones up and when the sun is out it's harder to hide..

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (Bn6aD)

369
Also, the traveling circus white marxist agitator crowd is smaller than you think. They don't have the manpower to fan out across the country.


And the FBI has apparently been infiltrating and stinging the violent ones.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

370 Is a BJ from her a threat or a promise? I'm not sure.

We're talking about Piers Morgan here. This comment is the closest he's been to a bj since Mommy motorboated his tummy at 3 months.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (1Y+hH)

371 Budweiser is putting its Clydesdale out to pasture for the holidays.

The countrys No. 3 beer brand says the horses will not appear in its holiday advertising this year. A spokesman for owner Anheuser Busch InBev was unable to say Monday if the Clydesdales would be featured in ads during the Super Bowl.

What the Fuck is the World coming to!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (M0mf2)

372 The Atlantic @TheAtlantic 10m
The Ferguson grand jury's decision will be announced at 8 PM tonight http://theatln.tc/1vGxBRr

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (zwdxl)

373 The real problem is that the people now threatening violence have not been interested in any facts and will not change their opinions no matter what the facts show.
Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:31 PM
So you saw my videos, huh?

Posted by: Jon Gruber at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (Spluw)

374 One friend had a hypothesis that Obama tries to appoint the most offensive Sec of Def that he can to tie up the Senate in drama...

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (RJMhd)

375 Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (noWW6)

Darwin test.... Failure....

Posted by: Romeo13, watching civilization decline at November 24, 2014 03:39 PM (f0pWu)

376
FYI - it is unseasonably mild and nice in NYC, 70 degrees. Not sure if our schvitzl's will riot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:39 PM (CMkNk)

377
BREAKING: GJ indicts Ace O'Spades.

WORLD: Who the fukc is Ace O'Spades?

MORONS:

Who's the private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Ace!
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his moron man?
Ace!
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
Ace!
Right on Right on!
You see this cat Ace is a bad motha'
Shut yo mouth!
But I'm talkin' about Ace!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his morons

bowowchicky music....

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 03:39 PM (iQIUe)

378 Also, the traveling circus white marxist agitator crowd is smaller than you think. They don't have the manpower to fan out across the country.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 03:34 PM (zwdxl)

On the LI twitter feed, the groups have a map of the USA with dots placed on the cities in which protests are planned. They even have them nicely colored to indicate rioting on the day of the announcement, the next day or the third day.
They have about 50 dots at least.....

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 03:39 PM (hjTr7)

379 YEP!

Exactly as I predicted-- this was uploaded 20 minutes ago -- protest moved to TONIGHT! :

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2014/11/24/18764551.php

"Title: Fuck The Police: Oakland Demonstration After Darren Wilson Verdict

START DATE: Monday November 24
TIME: 7:00 PM - 3:00 AM
Location Details:
14th & Broadway, Oakland

7:00M After the verdict is announced
(demonstration might not be on 11/24/14 if verdict not announced today)

Event Type: Protest

When the Darren Wilson grand jury verdict is announced, on whether or not to indict the cop who killed Mike Brown, a demonstration will gather at the following 7:00pm at 14th & Broadway. It will not matter what the verdict is, indictment or not, as there is no justice in the courts.

Fuck The Police!


///FORWARD WIDELY\\\
"

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 03:39 PM (K4YiS)

380 Puff the Magic Dragon flew to Fergusonnnnn...
/a Moron can dream
Posted by: Brother Cavil


to frolic in the Autumn Pink Mist?



FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (5ETeA)

381 A russian, and Italian, and an American arrived at the Space Station today. I think I heard that joke before

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (M0mf2)

382 Sting drove home from Survivor Series with his left blinker on.

Sting calls Harley Race 'kid'.

The only spot the divas match didn't botch was Sting's bald spot.

Posted by: He's old, is what I'm saying at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (Ks4nX)

383 371 Budweiser is putting its Clydesdale out to pasture for the holidays.

The countrys No. 3 beer brand says the horses will not appear in its holiday advertising this year. A spokesman for owner Anheuser Busch InBev was unable to say Monday if the Clydesdales would be featured in ads during the Super Bowl.

What the Fuck is the World coming to!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (M0mf2)


***********

Budweiser is now owned by a French or Belgian company...

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (RJMhd)

384 371,

Wrong time to mention that Bud is one of the companies potentially being targeted by these idiots?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (dDUXP)

385 The world continues to disintegrate.

Posted by: Null at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (P7hip)

386 >>Think in terms of Occupy Wall Street. Allegedly, it was some mass grassroots movement with tens of thousands.

Yup. And it initially flopped with their stupid anti-Wall Street protest on a *Saturday.* So they regrouped, and relaunched a month later, and got the MSM to pump it up like it was the new, next Coffee Party!!

Sorta like someone above mentioned Zimmerman. That one didn't cause the race riots they were hoping for, so Ferguson is 2.0.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (ABcz/)

387 I've been steadily losing respect for the American Black community about the time "The Cosby Show" went off the air. They moved from a group that believed education was important to 'free shit' nation and a 75% out of wedlock birth rate.

But, finally, today they get a chance to begin to redeem themselves.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (AC0lD)

388 Almost 350 comments in and no "Burning Down the House"


NERDS!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRuuF-5ZST8

Posted by: Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (ZKzrr)

389
I blame Anheuser Busch!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (CMkNk)

390 One friend had a hypothesis that Obama tries to appoint the most offensive Sec of Def that he can to tie up the Senate in drama...
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (RJMhd)

Yeah I don't think so. I mean Al Sharpton gets paid much more at MSNBC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (M0mf2)

391 'Budweiser is putting its Clydesdale out to pasture for the holidays.

The countrys No. 3 beer brand says the horses will not appear in its holiday advertising this year. A spokesman for owner Anheuser Busch InBev was unable to say Monday if the Clydesdales would be featured in ads during the Super Bowl. '

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American 300 At Sparta at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (ojfYH)

392 364 @342....Metro East....Illinois. 15 minutes from the Arch.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:37 PM (OWjjx)

Oh. Been there a few times. Downtown. Sightseeing and stuff. Went to Lacledes (?) Landing at night. I gotta say the part I was in had a really bad vibe. Lots of people drifting around that looked and acted like they just were looking for targets. Be safe.

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (5+mPY)

393 During the OJ verdict we were doing electrical work in non whitey town and agreed we were GTFO if it was a guilty verdict...we heard much screaming and hollerin going on when it was read.

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (o2Jt2)

394 Officer Wilson has been found guilty and sentenced to 2 years of classes at Georgetown under Michael Eric Dyson.

Posted by: Eric Holder at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (wAQA5)

395 Michael Brown, an unarmed teenager.

Michael Brown, a 6 foot 4, 290 pound, violence and criminality prone, drug-addled, law enforcement officer punching, gun-grabbing, unarmed teenager.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (mbHBk)

396 382,

At least they didn't put him in a harness with a quick release to make his entrance.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (dDUXP)

397 Maybe he'll be indicted for poor grouping...

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (8FyP4)

398 "Ethel Kennedy got the Presidential Medal of Freedom??? Along with Brokaw, and Meryl Strep? Kiss my ass"

---

And John Dingell too.

That fossil is a monument to dumbed-down democracy and the yearning of low-information Democrats to be ruled by a monarch.

For over eighty years, the Congressional seat Dingell holds has been held by first,... his father ... then by ... him ... and now by ....Dingell's [second] wife.

The divine right of royal succession could not have been as reliable in providing employment to the Dingells as has been organized labor and the Democratic party.

Posted by: Roscoe at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (Xv7f/)

399 Now they are saying the decision to be announced at 8 PM EST. They keep pushing it back
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (M0mf2)


---------------------------------------


They're from MO. They probably have no idea what time zone they're in.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (ojJMi)

400 But, finally, today they get a chance to begin to redeem themselves.

From everything I've seen?

They'll blow it. Won't even know it was a thing they could have (or needed to) do.

Not liking their futures much.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (DT3rQ)

401 393 Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (o2Jt2)


Can you believe that was 19 years ago?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (CMkNk)

402 393 Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (o2Jt2)


Can you believe that was 19 years ago?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (CMkNk)

403 The Twitter is saying no indictment.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (P1WNR)

404 I'm hoping for an acquittal now partly so I can see how organized the black radicals and white marxist agitators are.

Either they'll be able to pull off their nationwide riots or they won't. I'm betting they won't.

I'm betting it's mostly a lot of twitter tough guys. We'll see, i guess.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (zwdxl)

405 BREAKING...

Ferguson Grand Jury indicts OJ Simpson on two counts of first degree murder in the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (oFCZn)

406 "iirc, early on the attorney that the family hired was blatantly and
openly lying about what an examination of the dead body showed."

Parks and Crump lie as easily and fluidly as they breathe.

But it's not just the family attorneys. It's also the likes of Al Sharpton, whose political outfit have been circulating flyers claiming that the Ferguson police callously stood around for four and a half hours "while Michael Brown lay dying".

Um, no, sorry, Al. The "Gentle Giant", fresh from his very gentle felony strong-arm robbery of the corner store, and his gentle assault and battery of Officer Wilson, then took a forty caliber slug through the critical centers of his brain. He was thoroughly dead before he bounced off the pavement.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (noWW6)

407 Wrong time to mention that Bud is one of the companies potentially being targeted by these idiots?



G'head. target teamsters. Just leave next of kin info somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (5ETeA)

408 I looked at a map a few days ago. St Louis is way further North than I thought. It's practically in Illinois.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (N2tYd)

409 Budweiser is putting its Clydesdale out to pasture for the holidays.

Fucking South American Belgians.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

410 udweiser is putting its Clydesdale out to pasture for the holidays.

The countrys No. 3 beer brand says the horses will not appear in its holiday advertising this year. A spokesman for owner Anheuser Busch InBev was unable to say Monday if the Clydesdales would be featured in ads during the Super Bowl.

What the Fuck is the World coming to!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (M0mf2)

Did you read why? Because the company wants to cater to millenials, the 21-27 age bracket and the horses are old school.

So look out for Miley Cyrus to be lapping up Budweiser somehow with her tongue while she humps a blow up plastic Budweiser bottle.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (hjTr7)

411 This just in: the grand jury indicted Darren Wilson for littering.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (oKE6c)

412 Whoa, moving fast here. Yes, the decision was reached days ago.


Educate me.

Posted by: rhomboid

Cue the disco music, rhomboid is stuck in the '70s.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (1Y+hH)

413 Budweiser is putting its Clydesdale out to pasture for the holidays.

The countrys No. 3 beer brand says the horses will not appear in its holiday advertising this year. A spokesman for owner Anheuser Busch InBev was unable to say Monday if the Clydesdales would be featured in ads during the Super Bowl.

What the Fuck is the World coming to!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (M0mf2)



Maybe they'll replace them with the Pot Belly Piggies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (IXrOn)

414 Its Missouri...gotta find the one guy who can tell time.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (OWjjx)

415 Its Missouri...gotta find the one guy who can tell time.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (OWjjx)

416 395 Michael Brown, an unarmed teenager.

Michael Brown, a 6 foot 4, 290 pound, violence and criminality prone, drug-addled, law enforcement officer punching, gun-grabbing, unarmed teenager.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at November 24, 2014 03:41 PM (mbHBk)

Unarmed. Except after fracturing Wilson's skull and grabbing his pistol long enough for 2 shots to fire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (CMkNk)

417 They're from MO. They probably have no idea what time zone they're in.
Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (ojJMi)

----

**squinty eyes**

**spit**

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (NaV4z)

418 "When I was that age, I was toting around a BB gun that was a reasonable facsimile of a larger lever-action rifle. It had absolutely no distinguishing safety marks."

As a teenager, in the 70's I would walk across several major streets to get down to the Lehigh river in Allentown, and shoot at rats. Crossman 760 pump in .177.

But today is different. Gun was not even in the kids hands. At the moment that the Cops gave verbal commands, that kids hands were empty.
Then, he decided to reach into his belt, and pull the gun out.

Not much option given to the responding Officers at that point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (n0a1r)

419 ""Title: Fuck The Police: Oakland Demonstration After Darren Wilson Verdict "

This just makes me think of Mulaney's "fuck da police" bit. It's really funny if you haven't seen it.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (BPMYx)

420 A lot of the 'national protests' will be a crowd of 10 listless signholders.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (MMC8r)

421 Guy Fawkes masks tend to stand out at night.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (XzRw1)

422 So look out for Miley Cyrus to be lapping up
Budweiser somehow with her tongue while she humps a blow up plastic
Budweiser bottle.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (hjTr7)

Phew. I thought you were going to say she would be having a threesome with two Clydesdales. How humiliating would that be? Those horses could never show their faces again.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (oKE6c)

423 404,

Seen the list of cities Sharpton has been promoting?

Getting people to riot in Detroit, LA, or Oakland isn't an accomplishment. Win a sports title or lose in a title game and it happens there.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (dDUXP)

424 409 Fucking South American Belgians.
Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:43 PM (MMC8r)


A) The Phlegms
B) The Sprouts
C) Fat stinking Belgian Bastards!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (CMkNk)

425 Miller High Life is way cheaper than Budweiser. Those Clydesdale must eat a ton.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (N2tYd)

426 CNN: "announcement later this evening."

At night? This is a looter's delight. Why not earlier?

Posted by: Hepcat at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (yQRD6)

427 A lot of the 'national protests' will be a crowd of 10 listless signholders.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:44 PM (MMC8r)


And they'll STILL get wall-to-wall, blanket coverage on every newscast in the country.
Meanwhile, the March For Life draws thousands of peaceful protesters annually to D.C. and you're lucky if the local news even mentions it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (4df7R)

428 So look out for Miley Cyrus to be lapping up Budweiser somehow with her tongue while she humps a blow up plastic Budweiser bottle.



Anal shots.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (5ETeA)

429 426 CNN: "announcement later this evening."

At night? This is a looter's delight. Why not earlier?

That's exactly what I thought....

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (Bn6aD)

430 "But today is different. Gun was not even in the kids hands. At the moment that the Cops gave verbal commands, that kids hands were empty.
Then, he decided to reach into his belt, and pull the gun out. "

Yep. I really wonder if this was suicide by cop.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (BPMYx)

431 426
CNN: "announcement later this evening."

At night? This is a looter's delight. Why not earlier?


Posted by: Hepcat at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (yQRD6)
9-10 am would be better...nobody would be up yet

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (o2Jt2)

432 391
'Budweiser is putting its Clydesdale out to pasture for the holidays.



The countrys No. 3 beer brand says the horses will not appear in its
holiday advertising this year. A spokesman for owner Anheuser Busch
InBev was unable to say Monday if the Clydesdales would be featured in
ads during the Super Bowl. '



THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American 300 At Sparta at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (ojfYH)

Stay safe, horsies! I love those commercials and the baby Clydesdales. Yes, I know they are colts or foals or whatever, but to me they are baby Clydesdales like calves are baby cows. Bite moi.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (dMEBN)

433 I wasn't there when Michael Brown was shot, so I don't know what happened, but I do know that he was making stupid and violent decisions in a convenience store earlier the same day.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=464_1408123040

Posted by: My Sisters' Brother at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (z+50N)

434 Any chance we can incorporate the life skill of not trying to grab a cop's pistol in the HeadStart Program? Great Society and all.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (oDCMR)

435 J.J. Sefton: "BUT, they had the MFM as a force multiplier.

Same here in Fergie-town."


Now that I think about it, (MS)NBC might have its producers throw the first Molotov cocktails.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (1CroS)

436 Gateway Pundit says No True Bill.

INCOMING...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (DT3rQ)

437 BREAKING...

Ferguson Grand Jury indicts OJ Simpson on two counts of first degree murder in the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2014 03:42 PM (oFCZn)

OK That's prettty funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (M0mf2)

438 Temps this evening in Ferguson will hover around the freezing mark. It's miserable up here in Chicago today.

I'm thinking water cannons might be the solution if anyone gets rowdy.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (4+IgA)

439 390 One friend had a hypothesis that Obama tries to appoint the most offensive Sec of Def that he can to tie up the Senate in drama...
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:38 PM (RJMhd)

Yeah I don't think so. I mean Al Sharpton gets paid much more at MSNBC
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:40 PM (M0mf2)

********

Well shit, Bill Ayers might do it--for cheap.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (RJMhd)

440 426 CNN: "announcement later this evening."

At night? This is a looter's delight. Why not earlier?
Posted by: Hepcat at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (yQRD6)


They figure it's past their bedtimes and they'll have to go home, go to bed, and get ready for school.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (CMkNk)

441 Its Missouri...gotta find the one guy who can tell time.




I left in '79.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (5ETeA)

442 CNN is attempting to own the narrative by releasing a blurb every 8 hours or so....

Posted by: ama at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (VqyQM)

443 At night? This is a looter's delight. Why not earlier?


Posted by: Hepcat at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (yQRD6)


Because DRAMA.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (4df7R)

444 Gateway Pundit says No True Bill.

INCOMING...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (DT3rQ)

Fuck I hope so.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (M0mf2)

445 The only reason Brown was unarmed when he was killed was because he failed in his attempt to take Officer Wilson's gun.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:47 PM (fwARV)

446 LInk for Gatewaypundit:

http://tinyurl.com/my2kqcj

Excrement status: ACTUAL

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:47 PM (DT3rQ)

447 Now all the St. Louis election fraud makes sense. Proximity to Chitcago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:47 PM (N2tYd)

448
Ferguson Grand Jury Indicts Bruno Richard Hauptmann in the death of Lindbergh's baby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)

449 Let's see Bud bought by Frogs?


Horses to make nice steaks?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2014 03:47 PM (0FSuD)

450 Wouldn't be nice if the protests were nonviolent?

So folks are upset, voice your disappointment and call it a day.

Unicorns farting perfume and pooping skittles...

But noooooo, sadz....

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 24, 2014 03:47 PM (zPNX5)

451 Ace, I think we need pics of puppies and kitties now. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (dMEBN)

452 BREAKING NEWS : Al Sharpton indicted for felonious blubbery.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (P1WNR)

453 Now that I think about it, (MS)NBC might have its producers throw the first Molotov cocktails.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (1CroS)


Best news I've heard today. With their girly throws they're bound to immolate themselves.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (oKE6c)

454 If Gateway's right, get small.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (fwARV)

455 thegatewaypundit has this

LEAKED>>> Prosecutor's Office: NO INDICTMENT in #MikeBrown Case


he posted this about an hour ago

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (IXrOn)

456 428 So look out for Miley Cyrus to be lapping up Budweiser somehow with her tongue while she humps a blow up plastic Budweiser bottle.



Anal shots.
Posted by: rickb223

I could see some sort of Miley/Spuds McKensey thing happening. Might be some mistletoe involved...

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (8FyP4)

457 Because DRAMA.


If Wheel and Jeopardy get pre-empted for the Grand Jury Red Carpet Preview all hell really will break lose.

Posted by: HR needs cookies at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (ZKzrr)

458 The riots have to take place no matter the decision.

The symbolic execution of Wilson is required, and it's going to happen.

The symbolic destruction of the losing team is the reason riots happen in cities that win sports titles.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (1Y+hH)

459 You would think that there is NO WAY this will not leak before 8 PM EST.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (M0mf2)

460 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (4df7R)

Hell.... remember the lack of coverage, and downplaying of numbers, of the big Washington DC TEA party march?

Posted by: Romeo13, watching civilization decline at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (f0pWu)

461 If Hoft's sources are correct, then Fergadishu is going to burn.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (mx5oN)

462 organized the black radicals and white marxist agitators are.

Either they'll be able to pull off their nationwide riots or they won't. I'm betting they won't.

I'm betting it's mostly a lot of twitter tough guys. We'll see, i guess.
Posted by: Costanza Defense

420 A lot of the 'national protests' will be a crowd of 10 listless signholders.
Posted by: ---


If you knew Oakland
like I know Oakland...

Seriously dudes, I guarantee some major sh¡t will go down if they vote to acquit.

This is more than just lame-asses and Twitter tough guys. This is the A-team of riot instigators reaching for the brass ring.

This is the Helter Skelter Moment. At least they want it to be. They will go all out to start a race war.

They'll fail, but they'll try.

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (K4YiS)

463 The symbolic destruction of the losing team is the reason riots happen in cities that win sports titles.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (1Y+hH)


???? Yeah but that also seems to happen in some Winning team cities also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (M0mf2)

464 at a drs office waiting and watching patients

whats a red hanky mean?

/looks

OMG erk

Posted by: bibgbys cell at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (qHAbx)

465 At night? This is a looter's delight. Why not earlier?


Because the public that aren't rioting/protesting are off the streets.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (MMC8r)

466
Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot

http://youtu.be/hamKl-su8PE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (kdS6q)

467 440 426 CNN: "announcement later this evening."
At night? This is a looter's delight. Why not earlier?
Posted by: Hepcat at November 24, 2014 03:45 PM (yQRD6)
They figure it's past their bedtimes and they'll have to go home, go to bed, and get ready for school.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (CMkNk)



Waiting for the bail bondsmen to put on extra staff.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (oKE6c)

468 CNN is attempting to own the narrative by releasing a blurb every 8 hours or so....


Posted by: ama at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (VqyQM)


Interspersed with followup stories about missing Malaysian Air flight 370 and infomercials starring Montel Williams.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (4df7R)

469 Gateway Pundit saying No Indictment. Leaked by prosecutor's office.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (5ETeA)

470 455 thegatewaypundit has this

LEAKED>>> Prosecutor's Office: NO INDICTMENT in #MikeBrown Case


he posted this about an hour ago
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (IXrOn)



If they riot, in the words of Victor Stracci:

"They're animals anyway. Let them lose their souls."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (CMkNk)

471 455 thegatewaypundit has this

LEAKED>>> Prosecutor's Office: NO INDICTMENT in #MikeBrown Case


he posted this about an hour ago

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (IXrOn)


When they started boarding up windows at the Courthouse, I knew it was no indictment...

In Poker, its called a Tell...

Posted by: Romeo13, watching civilization decline at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (f0pWu)

472 >>I'm hoping for an acquittal now partly so I can see how organized the black radicals and white marxist agitators are.


Don't forget CAIR!! One the most prominent protester spokesman has been Palestinian Bassem Masri. CNN has interviewed him several times and he is making this out to be about more than just Michael Brown:

http://afsc.org/friends/ferguson-i-am-reminded-palestine

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (ABcz/)

473 I have no idea what the hell is going on

Posted by: towely at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (T1lV8)

474 The authorities could defuse the entire situation if they air dropped marijuana reefers into the hot zones.

Just turn this thing into one big a ganja party.

Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (dVmLD)

475 If Hoft's sources are correct, then Fergadishu is going to burn.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (mx5oN)


He references two anon sources from inside.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (IXrOn)

476 454
If Gateway's right, get small.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (fwARV)
is it necessary to say get armed as well?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (o2Jt2)

477 Al Sharpton indicted for felonious blubbery.

AL SHARPTON INDICTED FOR FELONIOUS BLUBBERY?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (EDWuJ)

478 www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/leaked-prosecutors-office-no-indictment-in-mikebrown-case

Posted by: black friday is on at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (Yg+cB)

479 474 The authorities could defuse the entire situation if they air dropped marijuana reefers into the hot zones.

Just turn this thing into one big a ganja party.
Posted by: Fritz at November 24, 2014 03:49 PM (dVmLD)


Laced with cyanide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (CMkNk)

480 They should keep making updates such as:
"decision has been rendered and is now being carried cermoniously from the Grand room (where Grand juries sit, hence the name) to the office of the Court recorder".
The Court recorder has summoned the baliff to convey the dutifully recorded (what the hell else does he do!?!) finding to the court."
The summoner of the baliff has found and woken up the baliff.
The baliff has managed to get lost (yet again) on his way to courtroom #1 (Jesus, Mary, Joesph AND the donkey how he keeps his job i don't know)

12 hours later:
"the idiot baliff grabbed the wrong piece of paper. They have to start again".

The rioters will start to give up in disgust.

Posted by: Jon Gruber at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (Spluw)

481 Kind of like buttoning up your coat before you call?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (N2tYd)

482 no indictment

get the marchmallows

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (zOTsN)

483 Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.



Posted by: Hepcat at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (yQRD6)

484
Cat feeding time.

Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (CMkNk)

485 Strapped and ready to bust a cap in..


BANG!!!



ouch

Posted by: Becca Campbell at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (fWAjv)

486 There's a brand new gun club opening up in the next month or two, just down the road from my place on the other side of Missouri from Ferguson.

I'm contemplating a "founding" lifetime membership . . .

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin' . . .

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (h6Mpm)

487 >>Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.

Um, why 4 1/2 minutes instead of 1????

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (ABcz/)

488 Glad I don't live there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (N2tYd)

489 Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.

And then, the Burning Times can well and truly commence . . .

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 03:52 PM (h6Mpm)

490 483 Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.

The rioters can't wait that much time.... All the good stuff will be taken...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 03:52 PM (Bn6aD)

491 Clydesdales are my favorite kind of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 03:52 PM (JtwS4)

492 My Magic Eight Ball is broke. All the fluid leaked out.
I am blind.

My ouija board disappeared. My Taro cards are missing several important cards. My dice always roll craps. Kids stole my dart board.

I don't have any bones to throw, or yarrow stalks. My I Ching doesn't cover these scenarios.

and if it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 24, 2014 03:52 PM (5/9IV)

493 Not a good week to own a rim store.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:52 PM (N2tYd)

494 I don't understand. Why is Liberty Mutual running ads that basically say their fucking customer do not understand depreciation?



Seriously, I am going to take your company serious when you insult me???

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2014 03:52 PM (0FSuD)

495 Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.Um, why 4 1/2 minutes instead of 1????
Posted by: Lizzy

Because the torch may not light with the first match.

Posted by: The peace loving Brown family at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM (Spluw)

496 Eric Holder [starter gun in hand in air]: "At the sound of the gun, riot, loot and get dem crackers!"

Posted by: eureka! at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM (Zbknu)

497 Given their heightened state of anxiety and massive presence, I'm expecting a MSM riot of their own if the street protesters fail to come through.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM (1BQGO)

498
is it necessary to say get armed as well?
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 03:50 PM (o2Jt2) I'd think that would necessarily follow, but if people need specific instructions:

Get your loved ones in one place, arm up, ride it out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM (fwARV)

499 474 The authorities could defuse the entire situation if they air dropped marijuana reefers into the hot zones.

I was thinking bananas stuffed with C4...but that's me.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM (XzRw1)

500 I've said it before and I'll say it again: regardless of the grand jury verdict, there will be riots. These people have been simmering on the edge of boiling point for months now. Anyone who thinks an indictment is going to AVOID a riot is dangerously naive. The magnitude of such a riot might be smaller, but it will still be a riot, and it will still be very damaging. After all, "The grand jury indicted, which means ALL COPS ARE ASSHOLES!"



It is in the nature of rabble rousers to riot regardless.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM (4df7R)

501 So the announcement is 8:00 PM Ferguson time or Eastern time? If central time everyone on the east coast will be watching Monday Night Football - so no social justice is possible.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM (oDCMR)

502 483
Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.





Posted by: Hepcat at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (yQRD6)


It takes that long to smoke a joint and rob a store?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (0FSuD)

503 If you knew Oakland

like I know Oakland...



Seriously dudes, I guarantee some major shit will go down if they vote to acquit.



This is more than just lame-asses and Twitter tough guys. This is the A-team of riot instigators reaching for the brass ring.



This is the Helter Skelter Moment. At least they want it to be. They will go all out to start a race war.



They'll fail, but they'll try.

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (K4YiS)

Well, I do, and I think your prediction is the safest one on three planets. I have friends who live in the Montclair district, and hope they're safe too. In fact, I have friends at UMSL in St. Louis, which isn't far enough away from Ferguson, and I hope they'll be OK too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (oKE6c)

504 9-10 am would be better...nobody would be up yet
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 03:46 PM (o2Jt2)


-----------------------------------------------


The Ogumbe, Holder, Nixen triad won't have it any other way but primetime. We're living in an alternate universe now.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (ojJMi)

505 This is the Helter Skelter Moment. At least they want it to be. They will go all out to start a race war.

They'll fail, but they'll try.

Posted by: zombie


Everybody knows you don't start a race war in Asia Missouri!

Posted by: Vizzini at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (s9AKD)

506 because if they asked for 4minutes 20 seconds people would know they just want to spark up

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (zOTsN)

507 ?? Yeah but that also seems to happen in some Winning team cities also?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Poor wording by me. Riots happen in winning cities. They riot to complete the symbolic destruction of the team "they" defeated. All that stress-energy from the game has to go somewhere.

It's an Aztec thing, look it up.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (1Y+hH)

508 "12 hours later:
"the idiot baliff grabbed the wrong piece of paper. They have to start again".
The rioters will start to give up in disgust."

Do a Don King, start announcing sixteen other verdicts for cases nobody cares about, everytime mentioning how the main event is coming up. It'd have more legitimacy in the community.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (pYEaj)

509 As a tribute to Big Mike, a well-known blunt enthusiast, the decision will be released at 4:20.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (2cS/G)

510 It may be central out that way, so Tulsa Time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (N2tYd)

511 Well, I am sure that Hagel's firing will move the Ferguson story off the front page.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (OWjjx)

512 This indictment has been kept in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls' front porch since Noon today.

Posted by: Carnak the Magnificent at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (MMC8r)

513 tried to make it four mins 20 secs, you know? dint work

Posted by: bibgbys cell at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (qHAbx)

514 It's an Aztec thing, look it up.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (1Y+hH)

Nah, I trust you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (M0mf2)

515
>>Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.

Um, why 4 1/2 minutes instead of 1????


Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (ABcz/)


No idea. Is that how long they suspect Saint Swisher took to pass away?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (4df7R)

516 I wonder if U-Haul is busy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (N2tYd)

517 Aztecs didn't wreck their cities and slaughter their own people; they marched in 10,000 guys from somebody else's city and slaughtered them in a controlled massacre.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 24, 2014 03:56 PM (pYEaj)

518 I wonder if U-Haul is busy?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (N2tYd)


You-Haul, We-Loot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:56 PM (M0mf2)

519 >>No idea. Is that how long they suspect Saint Swisher took to pass away?

Think the entire altercation w/Wilson was about 30 seconds.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:56 PM (ABcz/)

520 stay safe morons and God Bless the people just trying to get home

Posted by: ginaswo at November 24, 2014 03:56 PM (+X1qa)

521 "thegatewaypundit has this"

Hoft is a tad excitable.

He had photos of OMG HUGE ARMY TANKS being hauled along the highway nearby.

The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (noWW6)

522 LEAKED>>> Prosecutor's Office: NO INDICTMENT in #MikeBrown Case Call in the Guard...er, Korean grocers.

Posted by: Banana Republican at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (hKyl0)

523 Eyes wide open, good people!

Posted by: Erowmero at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (go5uR)

524 My Taro cards are missing several important cards.

Check to make sure they aren't being used as bookmarks in your Necronomicon...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (DT3rQ)

525 >>Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.

>>Um, why 4 1/2 minutes instead of 1????

Gotta give the rioters time to get in place.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (g1DWB)

526 4 1/2 minutes? That's oddly specific.

Posted by: Lauren at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (BPMYx)

527 I know we are all waiting for the Riots, but ya gotta see that clip of that asshole Michele Flournoy on Weasel Zippers. And look at the4 face on her also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (M0mf2)

528 "He had photos of OMG HUGE ARMY TANKS being hauled along the highway nearby.
The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required."

Well you just named another one: blocking traffic.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (pYEaj)

529 Do a Don King, start announcing sixteen other
verdicts for cases nobody cares about, everytime mentioning how the main
event is coming up. It'd have more legitimacy in the community.



Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 24, 2014 03:54 PM (pYEaj)


Announcing the undercard in St.L. could take days. Meanwhile, I hear CNN has hired Michael Buffer as a guest commentator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvufFwdqMzg


Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (oKE6c)

530 The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.

DON'T. TEASE.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (DT3rQ)

531 The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.



Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (noWW6)


Well....

Posted by: Romeo13, watching civilization decline at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (f0pWu)

532 Maybe this is a genius move. Announcement imminent but never comes, just updates on the time, which keeps moving later and later and later.

In a couple of days the protestors will be laying in the streets panting and unable to riot.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (1Y+hH)

533 483
Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.


In tribute to St. Colander.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (AC0lD)

534 No idea. Is that how long they suspect Saint Swisher took to pass away?

Think the entire altercation w/Wilson was about 30 seconds.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:56 PM (ABcz/)

Twitter twits saying it is to symbolize the 4.5 hours his body was in the street.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (hjTr7)

535 515,

Maybe they are big John Cage fans and want to do a performance of 4:33.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (dDUXP)

536 unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (noWW6)


Cut, jib, newsletter?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (tu3iY)

537 Just to get it on record before the announcement: I have enough confidence (though just barely) in the honesty of my fellow citizens to think/hope, based on what's out in public, that they will not indict.

That means angry, rather than celebratory, riots, of course.

Posted by: Empire1 at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (od9gb)

538 The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.

Hmmm....what? I'm thinking....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (659DL)

539 On yo' marks...

Git set...

RIOT!

Posted by: Rev. Al at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (1CroS)

540

At least it's Tapper on CNN now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (IXrOn)

541 Doesn't one of these bloggers live in St. Louis?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (N2tYd)

542 487 >>Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.

Um, why 4 1/2 minutes instead of 1????
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 03:51 PM (ABcz/)

*******

to memorialize the gentle giant's IQ points.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (RJMhd)

543 is it necessary to say get armed as well?



If it is, it's #toolate.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (5ETeA)

544
530
The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero
utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155
round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.



DON'T. TEASE.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (DT3rQ)


Everyone knows that loud noises attract zombies.

Hey, I just noticed that all those years I've spent training for a zombie apocalypse are finally paying off!

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (i5GO4)

545 530 The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.

DON'T. TEASE.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (DT3rQ)


Mon Dieu!

Posted by: General Napleon Bonaparte, Paris at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (f0pWu)

546 The mailboxes are locked.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (N2tYd)

547
Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.


Commercial break before game begins.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

548 This is the Helter Skelter Moment. At least they want it to be. They will go all out to start a race war.

They'll fail, but they'll try.
Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 03:48 PM (K4YiS)

________________________

Zombie, wouldn't they have to leave their self segregated neighborhoods and start their mischief in hispanic neighborhoods?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (WNERA)

549 The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero
utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155
round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.



Hmmm ... ten miles away you say?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 03:59 PM (oKE6c)

550 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (4df7R)

It's how many hours the body was left on the ground.

Which is a really long time.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (+p2Ga)

551

LOL, CNN showing some crazy woman, who's been there for the past 2 months protesting. Painted up car, honking.

dumb@$$

She probably doesn't even know what she's protesting about.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (IXrOn)

552 503 -

UMSL campus is indeed very close to Ferguson, however the school is on Thanksgiving break this week. Other than students staying in nearby housing who didn't go home, not much is likely to be happening there.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (TOk1P)

553 The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun
of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban
unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155
round in the middle of the mob from ten miles
away is what's required."



Sounds legit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (5ETeA)

554 This might be a good time to announce that 500 free tickets were available for the next Chiefs game. But you have to get them in person. Between the people wanting to see the game, and the people wanting to scal tickets, you'd break the back of the riot.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (Spluw)

555 493 Not a good week to own a rim store.
Posted by: Boss Moss

____________________________________________

Michael Berry had a guy on last week who owned a tire shop in Ferguson. Said he had $160K in losses between damage and theft, plus his business was down about 40%. Sickening.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (8FyP4)

556 Aztecs didn't wreck their cities and slaughter their own people; they marched in 10,000 guys from somebody else's city and slaughtered them in a controlled massacre.
Posted by: Chris_Balsz

After that game of ball they used to play, the winning team would kill the losers.

Plus, they were more advanced than this bunch.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (1Y+hH)

557 well, shit.

Posted by: Korean shopkeeepers at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (NUCTk)

558 And Gawd Bless the St. Louis Post Dispatch who is s currently running a picture of Mike Brown from his high school graduation.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (OWjjx)

559

Going to be a lot of close-ups of crying people.

oh man, this is a dumb circus of dumbness

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (IXrOn)

560 Most Tubes are good from 18 miles IIRC.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (N2tYd)

561 Officer Wilson, did you consider biting Michael Brown's dick?

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (m/Gc2)

562 FYI - it is unseasonably mild and nice in NYC, 70 degrees. Not sure if our schvitzl's will riot.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 03:39 PM (CMkNk)


Yes, beautiful here today. But, big city, I'm aiming to get home asap after work. I'd like to avoid any trouble.

Posted by: Heralder at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (/Mxso)

563 Helter Skelter baby. Race Riots. See I was right

Posted by: Charles Manson at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (M0mf2)

564
Alternate post title:

Miley Cyrus Twerks


I mean, what's the difference, really?

We live in a bullshit world full of crap.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (1K6n1)

565 Popcorn !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (go6ud)

566 The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 24, 2014 03:57 PM (noWW6)


-----------------------------------------


It's the Kansas City Militia. Go team!

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (ojJMi)

567 First Zimmerman and now Wilson? I hope not. What does it say about this country when the decision to acquit or charge is based on what may happen on either count and not the rule of law? what does it say that the government representative for this country have called for prosecution without having all the facts? What does it say that if they do decide to prosecute the rest of this country will stand idly by and watch a man get railroaded? It's a sad time my friends, it's a sad time.

Posted by: Talibill at November 24, 2014 04:02 PM (in9qW)

568 Michael Brown's family asks for a 4.5 minute moment of silence before protests, symbolizing the 4.5 hours his body was left out

-----------------

Might as well have gun fire and theats to represent why the coroner was afraid to pick up the body.

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:02 PM (iQIUe)

569 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:02 PM (M0mf2)

570

Oh, here we go, reporter was crying. A man.

Guy talking right now. All red-eyed, teary eyes.

Or stoned.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:02 PM (IXrOn)

571 So, now it's delayed pass 4 pm CST?

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:02 PM (iQIUe)

572 550 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 03:55 PM (4df7R)

It's how many hours the body was left on the ground.

Which is a really long time.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (+p2Ga)


**********

I don't know --what is the average time to investigate the evidence?

I'm sure if his body had been removed earlier then they would be screaming--cover up.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:02 PM (RJMhd)

573 There are "protests" planned around the country.

Excellent excuse for Obama to grab even more power and "fundamentally transform" the U.S.

Posted by: The Fundamental Hat at November 24, 2014 03:33 PM (lN8KC)


Here in Phoenix I heard a 'reverend' say they will be marching to protest police brutality on blacks here in Phoenix. I personally thought the police were beating only Hispanics here. Wow. they've been busy.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (HRo7B)

574 Oh, here we go, reporter was crying. A man.

Guy talking right now. All red-eyed, teary eyes.

Or stoned.

Pitiful...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (Bn6aD)

575 It's how many hours the body was left on the ground. Which is a really long time.


Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:00 PM (+p2Ga)

Nope. The kids murdered up in Sandy Hook weren't moved until the following day.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (fwARV)

576 So I asked my Doctor: "What are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?"
He said: "I don't know, he has two more years in office."


Hot tea, out the nose.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (rwI+c)

577 @541. There are about 3 or 4 of us commentors who live in the St. Louis area.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (OWjjx)

578 Gentleman...... Battlestations.

Posted by: Roof Koreans at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (32Ze2)

579 Gateway Pundit reporting that prosecutor's office has leaked that there will be no indictment. Have not seen this anywhere else yet...

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (wtvvX)

580
Give a hoot.

Please Dont Loot.

Remember.... only YOU can prevent Fergie Fires.

Posted by: Smokey da Bear at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (NaV4z)

581 559




Going to be a lot of close-ups of crying people.



oh man, this is a dumb circus of dumbness

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (IXrOn)

I prefer the term, "dumbassedness." Stay safe.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (dMEBN)

582 Chris Hayes: KILL WHITEY!

*Hayes is immediately shot dead*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (oFCZn)

583 Twitter twits saying it is to symbolize the 4.5 hours his body was in the street.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 03:58 PM (hjTr7)


How about the 3+ months his body's been in an unmarked grave?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (4df7R)

584 They will indict him...., for *something*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (vPh3W)

585 Ooops: I see that tidbit was already mentioned upthread...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (wtvvX)

586 All red-eyed, teary eyes.



Or stoned.

Or laser dot.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (XzRw1)

587
meanwhile,

my Honey Baked Ham delivery is on en route and will arrive on shed-yoo-al

I never thought about it, but it turns out Honey Baked Ham sends its food kinda frozen. Not frozen solid, but chilled, from what I understand.

And, get this, they recommend that you Do Not Heat their hams -- best served at room temp.

Weird, eh?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (1K6n1)

588 Oh, here we go, reporter was crying. A man.

He's upset because he had to sit by a "spreader" on the subway?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (1Y+hH)

589 Oh, please!

The grand jury didn't decide to 'think it over,' they came to a conclusion and probably voted a no-bill over a week ago. Authorities were hoping for another big snowstorm or thunderstorms, and they definitely weren't releasing it right before the weekend.

This way, maybe you get a day or two of looting, but even looters have to prepare for Thanksgiving, and the out of town agitators may go home.

Posted by: Adjoran at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (QIQ6j)

590

"Fourteen or Fight" from "Wild in the Streets" (196

http://youtu.be/hmeTftBlOVY?t=1m

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (kdS6q)

591 They will indict him...., for *something*

Being a Policeman while White?

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (Bn6aD)

592 What's the penalty for Malicious Littering?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (N2tYd)

593 If they decide to try the officer, I'm going to protest by going about my life as normal.

That'll show them.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (BZAd3)

594 Going to be a lot of close-ups of crying people. oh man, this is a dumb circus of dumbness
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:01 PM (IXrOn)


-------------------------------------


Won't be just crying. There'll be paid wailers. Women who make a lot of noise, fall to the ground and start flopping around. Watch for it.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (ojJMi)

595
you didn't think charles manson was smiling like the devil himselfbecause that crazy bitch wants to marry him did you?

Posted by: kj at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (lKyWE)

596 Nope. The kids murdered up in Sandy Hook weren't moved until the following day.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile

Is this true? Why for God's sake?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (Spluw)

597 And while we wait, Turner Classic Movie channel is running Joe E. Brown comedies from the 30s.
Such a different world, it's almost surreal.
Don't let that popcorn get cold !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (go6ud)

598 Ruining one white man with unbearable debt defending himself against a baseless charge of murder is a small price to pay for pandering to the black community.

Why would a grand jury give a shit?



Posted by: jwest at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (vwlGK)

599 Won't be just crying. There'll be paid wailers. Women who make a lot of noise, fall to the ground and start flopping around. Watch for it.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (ojJMi)

What, did they import some from Gaza?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (fwARV)

600 Nope. The kids murdered up in Sandy Hook weren't moved until the following day.


What kids? FBI stats show zero murdered in Sandy Hook.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (5ETeA)

601 "494 I don't understand. Why is Liberty Mutual running ads that basically say their fucking customer do not understand depreciation?

Seriously, I am going to take your company serious when you insult me???"


---

Ahem

Posted by: Dr. Jonathan Gruber Ph.D and way smarter than you Morons at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (Xv7f/)

602 Homeland was excellent last nite. Bravo!

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (iQIUe)

603 From the lede. "Intended to do it Friday."

WTF. Did they think the rioters would be at work today?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (wVWRM)

604 Is this true? Why for God's sake?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (Spluw)

Because investigating a murder scene is friggin complicated. You don't get a second chance. And if you've screwed up even one thing, out of the millions you do, the perp goes free.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:06 PM (fwARV)

605

I will be remembering Mike Brown tonight by raising my arms in the TOUCHDOWN!!! gesture.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:06 PM (1K6n1)

606 And Gawd Bless the St. Louis Post Dispatch who is s currently running a picture of Mike Brown from his high school graduation.

The Post-Disgrace should be indicted.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 04:06 PM (MMC8r)

607
If the enemy force breaches the concertina wire, call for 81mm light rounds, blow the Claymore's, activate the 30 cal. interlocking fire, and listen for the brave anarchists call for mommy.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 24, 2014 04:06 PM (3/wAJ)

608 Militarized Thug Dog Shooting Cop!!!11!!111!!!!!

Posted by: Nu Libertarians - Cheetos and Weed Division at November 24, 2014 04:06 PM (NUCTk)

609 MSNBC Token RINO Joe Scarborough Trayvon Martin Was Chased Around Neighborhood And Shot Because He Was Black

Yeah, Joe, that never happened.

Weasel Zippers

Not only are they bat shit crazy, but he should be indicted for fomenting a riot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:06 PM (M0mf2)

610 4 1/2 minutes is a movie directed by Renee Unrecognizable Zellweger. That is why, boyz.

I think my husband ran a mile in that time as well. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (dMEBN)

611 598 Ruining one white man with unbearable debt defending himself against a baseless charge of murder is a small price to pay for pandering to the black community.

Why would a grand jury give a shit?



Posted by: jwest at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (vwlGK)


__________

Been done before, getting a conviction is more difficult and just puts off the riots.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (WNERA)

612 Sandy Hook didn't have any murders that year.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (N2tYd)

613 Won't be just crying. There'll be paid wailers.
-------

I not doing anything right now!

Posted by: Paliwood Woman whose house is always bombed by the juice at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (/nR7C)

614 Jeez--Tapper has a coat on with a huge CNN logo--might not want to look like an average white guy.

Smart move.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (RJMhd)

615 Count 1: We find probable cause that Officer Wilson negligently failed to perform his LEO/Kung Fu/Krav Maga maneuver to safely extract his weapon from the hands of the Decedent.
Count 2: We find sufficient evidence to try Officer Wilson for negligently failing to shoot Mr. Brown in the kneecap.

Posted by: Ahem at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (HEo6y)

616

AP

BREAKING: Brown family attorney Benjamin Crump: Ferguson grand jury announcement coming Monday evening

thegatewaypundit update

what?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (IXrOn)

617 Fiat justicia, ruat caelum...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (DT3rQ)

618
"The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required."
Whiff of grape-shot, anyone?
Hey! I CAN DREAM,TOO!

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon knows how to party at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (vmAFq)

619

You notice that about Liberty Mutual ads too?

But it makes sense, really. To reach Dumb People, you need to speak their language.

btw, you see the new healthcare.org tv ads your paying for?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (1K6n1)

620 Is it time to play- Garrett Morris- Gonna Get Me A Shotgun http://tinyurl.com/37k8sgr

Posted by: delurk ergo sum at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (B/HTm)

621 I pray cooler head prevail. I don't wanna see anything else get fucked up.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (R5HRU)

622 487 >>Brown family asking for a 4 1/2 minute moment of silence after the announcement.

Um, why 4 1/2 minutes instead of 1????
***

They have to count to 60.

Posted by: B at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (oHWN4)

623 599 Won't be just crying. There'll be paid wailers. Women who make a lot of noise, fall to the ground and start flopping around. Watch for it.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (ojJMi)

What, did they import some from Gaza?

---

Will there be ululating? It's not really grief unless there's ululating.

Posted by: Rascal King at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (Xv7f/)

624 Oh, here we go, reporter was crying. A man.

He's upset because he had to sit by a "spreader" on the subway?
Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (1Y+hH)


he'd been talking to a relative or some such thing

CNN: Real men.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (IXrOn)

625 614 Jeez--Tapper has a coat on with a huge CNN logo--might not want to look like an average white guy.

Smart move.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:07 PM (RJMhd)


...and an afro.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (HRo7B)

626 They could perpetually keep moving back the announcement.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (N2tYd)

627 97% of Criminal complaints never make it to a Jury trial.

They are Plea bargained... into lesser guilty sentences.

Grand Juries can and do hear evidence which would get thrown out at trial.. as there is no one there to contest what they are told.

Less than 1% of Federal Civil complaints, make it to trial.

Our legal system has become a series of Business transactions... not a hunt for Guilt or Innocence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (f0pWu)

628 @606. Too kind. Fortunately, with their declining circulation rate, I suspect that soon we will be free of its stupidity.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (OWjjx)

629 The jury will find the cop not guilty, as the evidence reveals it to be actually the case.

The racist white hating biggot Holder will charge him with a trumped up "civil rights" violation he made up on the fly.

The racists are running the show and they are getting their outcome facts-shmacks be damned.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (bZk6b)

630 "The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required."

***********

WHAT WAS END OF RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD?

Posted by: The Who Was Phone Guy at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (vgIRn)

631
even looters have to prepare for Thanksgiving
Posted by: Adjoran




Oh darn! I forgot the green beans.

D'Ibrahim, can you go out and loot me a couple of cans?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (kdS6q)

632 Am I married in any state? Can I get a divorce?

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (irzLF)

633 What kids? FBI stats show zero murdered in Sandy Hook.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (5ETeA)

Lay off the infowars, try some reality.

http://tinyurl.com/pyzgq6a

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (fwARV)

634
Nope. The kids murdered up in Sandy Hook weren't moved until the following day.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile



Is this true? Why for God's sake?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (Spluw)


Because it takes a very long time to properly document a crime scene. Photos, forensics, identification - none of that is done quickly. Sadly, there were many casualties at Sandy Hook, most of them young children, meaning that the crime scene investigation took a long time. God forbid they should miss anything and come to discover months down the line that there'd been a second shooter who'd gotten away.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (4df7R)

635 Whiff of JDamns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (N2tYd)

636 Jeez--Tapper has a coat on with a huge CNN logo--might not want to look like an average white guy.

He's covered. Got a sign on his back that says,

"Hands up, don't shoot!"

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (1Y+hH)

637 What, did they import some from Gaza?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (fwARV)

Pallywood = Fergiewood.

Posted by: Mainah at November 24, 2014 04:09 PM (659DL)

638

so who's right

Ryan J. Reilly

Bob McCulloch's office confirms grand jury decision, announcement later today. No follow up questions. #Ferguson

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (IXrOn)

639 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:03 PM (fwARV)


That really doesn't make it better.
Deed bodies are traumatizing I'd kinda like them moved ASAP.
Now there were mitigating circumstances here (like gun fire, a second investigation team being called in, etc.) but we can always look for improvement.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (+p2Ga)

640
Is this true? Why for God's sake?
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (Spluw)

---------------------

It wasnt like a who dunnit. HOwever, I think they wanted to determine exactly what happened to see if any thing they could change in the future would lessen casualities and also to see what exactly these children and teaches went through. There were many brave people and children and it shd be recognize. As terrible as it is, love ones generally want to know what what the victims went through.

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (iQIUe)

641 Sent Ms. Civility off to the office this morning with a .38 snub nose - just in case someone in the building goes ape shit after the announcement.

No firearms are allowed on the premises. Tough shit.



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (XzRw1)

642 gateway Pundit is reporting no inictment

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (WDySP)

643 AP

BREAKING: Brown family attorney Benjamin Crump: Ferguson grand jury announcement coming Monday evening


I'm out. **slaps 20 down**

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (rwI+c)

644 603 From the lede. "Intended to do it Friday."

WTF. Did they think the rioters would be at work today?
Posted by: Golfman in NC

__________________________________________

We were gonna do it Friday, but then we got high...

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (8FyP4)

645 @226- 40mm?
Oh, we gotta get together for some noise makin'.
That be some serious 'tillery there man.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (Ze9kt)

646
So, this is pretty much a thread riot, amirite?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (1Y+hH)

647 ...and an afro.
Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 04:08 PM (HRo7B)


*****


Tapper might have the makeup artist on stand by with the shoe polish.


Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (RJMhd)

648 I just executive ordered that all law enforcement agencies and departments are hereby dissolved.

That oughta do it.

Posted by: Caesar Nerobama at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (NUCTk)

649 What, did they import some from Gaza?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (fwARV)


They should, those chicks are real professionals. It's an art form for them. Close second are soccer pussys flopping and rolling for red cards.

Posted by: Heralder at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (/Mxso)

650 You notice that about Liberty Mutual ads too? But it makes sense, really. To reach Dumb People, you need to speak their language. btw, you see the new healthcare.org tv ads your paying for?
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer

i noticed that as well. Dunno why, but the smug jerk whining about the car depreciating was for me the worst. Why won't they pay more than $35k for a car that was $40k new? For the same frickin' reason you wouldn't pay full price for a used car. Turn in your license; your're too stupid to drive.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (Spluw)

651 'The "tank" in question was a self-propelled gun of absolutely zero utility in domestic urban unrest, unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.'

Go on...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American 300 At Sparta at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (ojfYH)

652
What worries me is obama's making moves.

When obama moves, it tends make life harder for me. I like when obama is still.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (1K6n1)

653 What, did they import some from Gaza?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (fwARV)


-------------------------------------------


You haven't heard? Palestinians ARE represented there. Same as ISIS. The DOJ has invited the whole kit and kaboodle.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 04:12 PM (ojJMi)

654 Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:10 PM (+p2Ga)

They WERE moved asap. That's the point. Gathering that evidence, documenting everything - that takes time. For 27 bodies, it took nearly a day of non-stop, round-the-clock work by dozens of individuals.

It's not shocking, therefore, that it took 4 hours to process the scene of Brown's shooting.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:12 PM (fwARV)

655 as luck would have it, son and hubby going to an NBA game tonight. yippee

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:12 PM (zOTsN)

656 I was thinking bananas stuffed with C4...but that's me.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 03:53 PM


They'll never fall for the C4 banana in the tailpipe trick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (knoK7)

657 How about the 3+ months his body's been in an unmarked grave?

T-shirt sales must be really slow.

Posted by: HR needs cookies at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (ZKzrr)

658 So, this is pretty much a thread riot, amirite?
Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (1Y+hH)


Well, the chili-with-beans vs. -with-no-beans thread was earlier today, so what 'cha gonna do?

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (h6Mpm)

659
Announcements aren't permitted on Monday because it would interfere with MNF. Rapin', riotin', and stuff!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (3/wAJ)

660 If Shep goes in I might switch to FOX News--I'm kind of in the mood for a live action Running Man.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (RJMhd)

661 They'll never fall for the C4 banana in the tailpipe trick.


I saw C4 Banana open for the Clash in '82.

Posted by: Armando at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (EDWuJ)

662 Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Food King!

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (MMC8r)

663 Tapper might have the makeup artist on stand by with the shoe polish.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:11 PM (RJMhd)



F*cking guys gonna look like a lawn jockey when they get through with him.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (HRo7B)

664
Do what the IDF does. Flatten the homes of rioters/looters just like the do to the families of Philistinian terrorists.

Never happen, but what they hey? I have a dream . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (CMkNk)

665 "And Gawd Bless the St. Louis Post Dispatch who is s currently running a picture of Mike Brown from his high school graduation."


They'll be handing out the baseball bats later.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (1Y+hH)

666 Black Friday Monday Sales are ON!

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (MMC8r)

667 >>What, did they import some from Gaza?

Let me introduce you to Bassem Masri:

http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/10/ intifada-missouri-anti-israel-activists-may-push-ferguson-over-the-edge/

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (ABcz/)

668 I've done grand jury duty, and I'll say that they might indict on the grounds that "it's better better for it to go to a regular trial where all the facts and professional opinions can be heard and weighed", although what they mean is "who needs more riots..?"

Posted by: mallfly at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (bJm7W)

669
Not 666th!

Damn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (CMkNk)

670 661 They'll never fall for the C4 banana in the tailpipe trick.


I saw C4 Banana open for the Clash in '82.


Posted by: Armando at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (EDWuJ)


Was that about the same time they opened for Quiet Riot?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (f0pWu)

671 Have we got a theme song for tonight? I nominate the Clash's 'White Riot'...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American 300 At Sparta at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (ojfYH)

672 Oh, crap - did I just do that with the margins....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (ABcz/)

673 Yeah, and they'll tell us what that decision is just as soon as Emperor Obama tells them what they decided.

Posted by: Truthiness Seeker at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (LLOa1)

674 Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Food King!
Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM

I shouldn't be laughing at this, in light of what people in Missouri are enduring, but I'm a terrible person.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (Spluw)

675 St. Louis forecast tonight: partly cloudy, low 28.

Pretty nice looting weather, if you're into that kind of thing. (Cool enough to not overheat when running and/or carrying away that 60" TV . . .)

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (h6Mpm)

676 his high school graduation picture is awful. He looks huge, high, and angry

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (zOTsN)

677 A copy of the Grand Jury's findings has been leaked. They are indicting Wilson on two counts only:
Count 1: Littering in the 3rd degree.
Count 2: Improper disposal of hazardous waste

Posted by: Crashpanic at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (RQA9+)

678
as luck would have it, son and hubby going to an NBA game tonight. yippee
Posted by: ThunderB




Millionaires who bounce a ball for a living, wearing black armbands in protest.

N'est pas?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (kdS6q)

679 "And Gawd Bless the St. Louis Post Dispatch who is s currently running a picture of Mike Brown from his high school graduation."


Why? Didn't they have his Bar Mitzvah Picture?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (M0mf2)

680 Yeah, Monday Night Football and Monday Night Raw -- both gonna eat into the riot turnout.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (zwdxl)

681 Presser at 530 cst. This tells me they want people to have an opportunity for people to get home before the peaceful protesters drag them out of their cars and beat them to death.

This also makes me think it is indeed a no indictment.

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (iQIUe)

682
"Breakin' the law, breakin' the law . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (CMkNk)

683
notice how he says "before my first oil change?"

that means >5000 miles

Liberty Mutual, like all insurance firms, have on staff lots of actuaries who crunch numbers all day.

The probability of someone "totalling" their car in the first 5K miles must be low enough for the insurance company to set that policy.

In other words, the house always wins.

It's kinda like that hole-in-one insurance policy you can buy when a charity or golf course holds an outing giving away a million dollars for a hole-in-one. Chances are it ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (1K6n1)

684 How about indicting each and every slimy bastard who gave a false statement to the police?

Posted by: NYC Parent at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (HEo6y)

685
660 If Shep goes in I might switch to FOX News--I'm kind of in the mood for a live action Running Man.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (RJMhd)


Well... running anyway... Sheppy turned in his MAN card a long time ago..

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (f0pWu)

686 679 "And Gawd Bless the St. Louis Post Dispatch who is s currently running a picture of Mike Brown from his high school graduation."

---------------

Effin scary looking, too.

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (iQIUe)

687 657 How about the 3+ months his body's been in an unmarked grave?

T-shirt sales must be really slow.

Posted by: HR needs cookies at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (ZKzrr)


I heard Zombie Michael Brown is making an appearance to pump up sales.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (HRo7B)

688 679 Why? Didn't they have his Bar Mitzvah Picture?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (M0mf2)


What about from the circumcision?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:17 PM (CMkNk)

689
So Liberty Mutual's policy is basically an empty gesture and theyre advertising that theyre generous. Dumb people believe this crap.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:17 PM (1K6n1)

690 Time to email the St. Louis Post-Dispatch with an insulting diatribe, asking if they are going to hand out weapons later.

brb.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:17 PM (1Y+hH)

691 If Shep goes in I might switch to FOX News--I'm kind of in the mood for a live action Running Man.


Shemp's a gamboler.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:17 PM (rwI+c)

692 686 679 "And Gawd Bless the St. Louis Post Dispatch who is s currently running a picture of Mike Brown from his high school graduation."

---------------

Effin scary looking, too.
Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:16 PM (iQIUe)



What a tragedy. I heard he got a scholarship to "Hardware."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:17 PM (CMkNk)

693 666 Black Friday Monday Sales are ON!
Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 04:14 PM (MMC8r)


And so the apocalypse begins . . . with Post # 666 being about Black Friday . . .

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 04:17 PM (h6Mpm)

694 And this one's goin' out to Mike Brown:


I fought the law, and the law won,
I fought the law and the law won...

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (MMC8r)

695 I am not worried about the players at all

but some of the "fans" who congregate outside

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

696

Poll finds racial divide over Wilson charges


Fifty-four percent of nonwhites -- including blacks, Latinos and Asians -- say Wilson should be charged with murder, while just 23% of whites agree. And 38% of whites say Wilson should be charged with no crime at all, while just 15% of nonwhites hold that position.



And then there are those of us who wait for the rule of law to play out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (IXrOn)

697 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:12 PM (fwARV)

Dude, I'm not saying it was the outrage of the century. I'm saying if we can find ways to improve the process that may be a good thing.

Especially when you're dealing with a situation where people are going to latch on to everything as a slight.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (+p2Ga)

698 And I want a Michael Brown bobblehead. There is an niche market going unserved.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (rwI+c)

699 'What about from the circumcision? '

Margins aren't big enough...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American 300 At Sparta at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (ojfYH)

700 you gonna be shootin', I'm gonna be lootin'

peace out!

Posted by: Feh at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (H8xrM)

701 Shit. Everyone has forgotten about me?

Posted by: Ebola at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (M0mf2)

702 That's one bad thing about TV's these days...they aren't that heavy...be a laugh riot watching guys loot a 30-40" 20 years ago

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (o2Jt2)

703 In honor of Artillery in the area???

May I suggest for background music for Ferguson...

The 1812 Overture?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (f0pWu)

704
Lizzy's margins to the max....
Gave the linky forty whacks

When she saw what she had done
The Barrel beckoned "Lizzy Come".

Posted by: fixerupper at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (NaV4z)

705 my Honey Baked Ham delivery is on en route and will arrive on shed-yoo-al

I never thought about it, but it turns out Honey Baked Ham sends its food kinda frozen. Not frozen solid, but chilled, from what I understand.

And, get this, they recommend that you Do Not Heat their hams -- best served at room temp.

Weird, eh?

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:04 PM (1K6n1)


Wouldn't it be funny if the ham arrived wrapped in Anna's costume?

*I know she finally got it, but, you know, it would still be funny.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (oFCZn)

706 678 Millionaires who bounce a ball for a living, wearing black armbands in protest.

N'est pas?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (kdS6q)


What is it with leftists and armbands?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

707 Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (+p2Ga)

RINO!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (Zu3d9)

708
I have a great alt. post title for the announcement. Stay tuned!

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (1K6n1)

709 698 And I want a Michael Brown bobblehead. There is an niche market going unserved.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (rwI+c)


it doesn't have a head.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (HRo7B)

710
If Shep goes in I might switch to FOX News
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide




Like Shep doesn't just -- dream -- of being surrounded by a mob of muscular angry black men....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (kdS6q)

711 what do the demographics of Ferguson look like? is this going to be diminished in the next generation, and gone by the third? if so, faster please.

Posted by: Feh at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (H8xrM)

712 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

They go so well with brown shirts.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (Zu3d9)

713 Is Lion's Stadium on Detroit in a bad area? Is there a good are in Detroit?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:20 PM (M0mf2)

714
Anna learned a valuable lesson: never ever buy stuff from ebay from hong kong

unless you like waiting 40 days

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:20 PM (1K6n1)

715 712 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

They go so well with brown shirts.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (Zu3d9)

And yellow teeth.

- - Dr. Vinny Boombatz. (Not an associate of Nevergiveup)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:20 PM (CMkNk)

716 It's gonna be hot time in o'le Fergmolia tonight!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American 300 At Sparta at November 24, 2014 04:20 PM (ojfYH)

717 I had a college professor wear a black arm band when John Lennon was murdered by that nut


good grief

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:20 PM (zOTsN)

718 oh

and get off my lawn

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (zOTsN)

719 Immediate area of Ford Field is ok...don't wander to far..or bring your track shoes

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (o2Jt2)

720 with this weather, I'd take forty days and a pool

Posted by: Feh at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (H8xrM)

721 714
Anna learned a valuable lesson: never ever buy stuff from ebay from hong kong

unless you like waiting 40 days
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:20 PM (1K6n1)


What about a bride?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (CMkNk)

722 If Shep goes in I might switch to FOX News

He'll be delayed. Rove has to finish nourishing him.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (XzRw1)

723 St. Louis Post Dispatch "community relations" email addy:

trouch@post-dispatch.com

That was fun and easy.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (1Y+hH)

724 Won't be just crying. There'll be paid wailers. Women who make a lot of
noise, fall to the ground and start flopping around. Watch for it.



Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 04:05 PM (ojJMi)

And they'll all be out-of-town leftists shitweasels. Remember that.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

725 660
If Shep goes in I might switch to FOX News--I'm kind of in the mood for a live action Running Man.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 24, 2014 04:13 PM (RJMhd)

I really tried not to laugh, you moron.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (dMEBN)

726 Historical vignette:
During the American Civil War, Ft. Delaware, located on an island in the center of the Delaware river (go figure) was used as a POW camp. In april 1865, news of lee's surrender reached the fort, and the result was predictable. Then came news of President Lincolns' assassination. The prisoners were directed to a formation in the center of the fort, which was an open courtyard. Federal troops were NOT present.At the comanders' direction, a 15" gun was traversed and depressed and trained upon the center of the courtyard. The commander then called for silence, and ordered his executive officer to read the news. Surprisingly, the reaction was subdued. The Confederates were then marched back to their barracks.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (Spluw)

727 A copy of the Grand Jury's findings has been leaked. They are indicting Wilson on two counts only: Count 1: Littering in the 3rd degree. Count 2: Improper disposal of hazardous waste
Posted by: Crashpanic at November 24, 2014 04:15 PM (RQA9+)


----------------------------------------


And a procedural demerit for not picking up his brass after firing his weapon.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 04:21 PM (ojJMi)

728 Let it Burn! Burn Baby, Burn!

Posted by: Sphincter of POTUS at November 24, 2014 04:22 PM (ojfYH)

729
714th!

Babe Ruth and Quaaludes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:22 PM (CMkNk)

730 ...unless dropping a high explosive 155 round in the middle of the mob from ten miles away is what's required.



Nothing wrong with a little DPICM for crowd control.



http://youtu.be/IroOVamQZHQ

Posted by: Country Singer at November 24, 2014 04:22 PM (nL0sw)

731
Won't be just crying. There'll be paid wailers. Women who make a lot of
noise, fall to the ground and start flopping around. Watch for it.


Tanned. Rested. Ready.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 24, 2014 04:22 PM (JtwS4)

732 Especially when you're dealing with a situation where people are going to latch on to everything as a slight.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:18 PM (+p2Ga)

Agreed. The thing is though, I've got to believe - because I have no actual knowledge of this subject myself - that law enforcement is constantly updating/modifying their processes. If this is how they do it today, it's because they believe it to be the most accurate. That may not always be the fastest, but with someone's life hanging in the balance, I'd prefer they get it right, even if that means waiting an agonizingly long time.

Complete disclosure - I've been one of those people waiting an agonizingly long time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:22 PM (fwARV)

733 What is it with leftists and armbands?

Well, the Nazis loved them too.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (1Y+hH)

734 Armbands can be used for field tourniquets in a pinch.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (XzRw1)

735 The best thing about the verdict being announced on Monday Night?

I won't have to listen to Bob Cunstas bloviating from his piehole during the game...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (wtvvX)

736 I will comment here and do a nood dance.



No....I *didn't* say there was a nood.


I said I'm doing a nood dance.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (Ae7K+)

737 armbands give the illusion of muscle

Posted by: Feh at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (H8xrM)

738 So there are 12 on the grand jury, and it takes a minimum of 9 to indict. Any less than 9 is a "no true bill", correct?

Posted by: despair at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (dcY7v)

739 733 What is it with leftists and armbands?

Well, the Nazis loved them too.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (1Y+hH)


What do you think Nazis are?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:24 PM (CMkNk)

740 735 The best thing about the verdict being announced on Monday Night?

I won't have to listen to Bob Cunstas bloviating from his piehole during the game...


Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 04:23 PM (wtvvX)


THIS...ugh! hate that little shit-weasel.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 24, 2014 04:24 PM (HRo7B)

741 What is it with leftists and armbands?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)



Not every occasion is appropriate for a papier mache head.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 04:24 PM (oKE6c)

742 I invoke my dark magic.

Posted by: not willow, but hoping to willow this thread at November 24, 2014 04:24 PM (JtwS4)

743 Geraldo will be pissed this will detract from coverage of his beloved Raza bullshit

Posted by: Feh at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (H8xrM)

744 Nazis were leftists. Socialists.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (N2tYd)

745 Complete disclosure - I've been one of those people waiting an agonizingly long time.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile

Was someone taken from you? I don't mean to pry. We do care about our fellow morons.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (Spluw)

746 So there are 12 on the grand jury, and it takes a minimum of 9 to indict. Any less than 9 is a "no true bill", correct?

The GJ I was on had 18 members and took 12 to indict.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (rwI+c)

747 714
Anna learned a valuable lesson: never ever buy stuff from ebay from hong kong

unless you like waiting 40 days
Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer

I'v bought a crapload of stuff from China & sometimes get it in 4 days (how the f do they manage that?) rarely more than 2 weeks. Check the feedback before you click 'buy'.

Motorcycle pegs, brake rotors, brake shoes, stainless bolt sets, windshields, etc., etc. ad infinitum.

Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (1Rgee)

748 What is it with leftists and armbands?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Well played, sir.

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (/Ho8c)

749 The clip of Giuliani making the rounds makes me remember how much I'd like to have him as Attorney General.

Posted by: --- at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (MMC8r)

750 This is the same CNN that couldn't pass grade school Geography?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:26 PM (N2tYd)

751 I'm going long on popcorn futures.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 04:26 PM (0HooB)

752 his high school graduation picture is awful. He looks huge, high, and angry
Posted by: ThunderB

Yeah, I was thinking that wasn't very complimentary. He doesn't look very celebratory there.

Probably the best they could find.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:26 PM (1Y+hH)

753 P.S. Don't buy Chinese drive chains - get those from Japan.

Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 04:26 PM (1Rgee)

754 P.S. Don't buy Chinese drive chains - get those from Japan.

Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 04:26 PM (1Rgee)

755 @706 What is it with leftists and armbands?
--------------------

They're pretty much the minimum necessary to wear in order to have a "uniform". And they're simple enough that the cheap bastards running the event can expect people to bring their own so the riot organizers don't have to pay any money to let people know who's with them.

Posted by: junior at November 24, 2014 04:27 PM (UWFpX)

756
that's because you live in Beijing!

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:27 PM (1K6n1)

757 @Blue Hen,

I'm from Delaware and I didn't know that factoid. Nice bit of local trivia!

Posted by: RM at November 24, 2014 04:27 PM (fRppw)

758 Quick armband story (from science fiction)

In Lois McMaster Bujold's book . . . I think it was Barrayar,, there's a scene where the loyal troops come in to the besieged Prime Minister/cagy general, Lord Vorkosigan. The loyals are wearing armbands, because the rebels a different color armbands.

Vorkosigan says something like "Take that shit off your arm, we don't need that crap. We're the good guys!"

(I spiced up the Vorkosigan quote for the Moron Horde.)

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 04:27 PM (h6Mpm)

759 P.S. Don't buy Chinese drive chains - get those from Japan.
Posted by: West

What about cat filters?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:27 PM (Spluw)

760 re 746: mine was 23, 12 to indict.

Posted by: mallfly at November 24, 2014 04:27 PM (bJm7W)

761 This is the same CNN that couldn't pass grade school Geography?

Posted by: Boss Moss


To be fair, geography is an incredibly complex science.

Posted by: Matt Yglesias at November 24, 2014 04:28 PM (s9AKD)

762 When does Miller Time begin?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:28 PM (N2tYd)

763 Probably the best they could find.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:26 PM (1Y+hH


It at least beats the pre-pubescent pictures they posted of Trayvon.

Posted by: Heralder at November 24, 2014 04:28 PM (/Mxso)

764 Was someone taken from you? I don't mean to pry. We do care about our fellow morons.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:25 PM (Spluw)

Yes. It was a few years ago, and everything took forever. The system, though, worked. Slowly, but it worked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:28 PM (fwARV)

765 Buttweld flanges are an Indonesian specialty.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (rwI+c)

766

ok

we have bet on the decision

how long until Holder and the JEF comment on the decision

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (zOTsN)

767 @Blue Hen, I'm from Delaware and I didn't know that factoid. Nice bit of local trivia!
Posted by: RM

yeah, I treasure that. I used to volunteer out there.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (Spluw)

768 I prefer unfiltered cats.


Life on the edge.

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (Ae7K+)

769 Armbands, berets, black hightop boots, scarves and...

giant vaginas and paper maiche heads???

Wait a minute...

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (1Y+hH)

770 They're pretty much the minimum necessary to wear in
order to have a "uniform". And they're simple enough that the cheap
bastards running the event can expect people to bring their own so the
riot organizers don't have to pay any money to let people know who's
with them.



Posted by: junior at November 24, 2014 04:27 PM (UWFpX)


And if they provoke the cops enough to bring down an ass-kicking on themselves, they can always slip that puppy off and try to look like innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (oKE6c)

771 iirc, grand jury standards are lower, but if they were going to indict, they'd get that out there quickly

the police officer was right: Michael Brown was a hopped-up thug who threatened his life

there will be no indictment, so the looters and rioters will just prove -- again -- that they're not interested in building community

they're just hustlers and opportunistic thugs

and their enablers

Posted by: Feh at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (H8xrM)

772 How many folks with ebola at the protests...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (DT3rQ)

773
symbols, symbols, symbols!

it's about raising awareness!

No it's not.

The armbands and pink crap is about creating an In group and an Out group. It's about division and creating Other. And then marginalizing Other for not being on board with what the "In group" is doing.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (1K6n1)

774 It's not shocking, therefore, that it took 4 hours to process the scene of Brown's shooting.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:12 PM (fwARV)

But it only takes 5 minutes, I saw it on CSI!!!

Posted by: Low Information Voter at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (GrXXa)

775 And yellow teeth.

- - Dr. Vinny Boombatz. (Not an associate of Nevergiveup)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:20 PM (CMkNk)


He was my mentor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (M0mf2)

776 Nearsider I am sorry

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (zOTsN)

777 The San Francisco Chronicle has become an absolute joke paper.

Check out these headlines currently on their home page:

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Rubik's Cube portrait of Robin Williams on eBay
Facebook HQ's amusement park feel
It's All About the Sexy Slit at the 2014 AMAs
13 signs you should quit your job immediately
Documentary shows how those who pick our food get a raw deal
Katy Perry slams Australian paparazzi for 'stalking' her
Are some of our most loved dog breeds overrated?
The Chronicle has confirmed that the Giants' beloved Kung Fu Panda has agreed to a deal with Boston.
Boy who tumbled 225 ft. off cliff is out of coma Best- and worst-dressed at American Music Awards

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A cross between the Nation Enquirer, Buzzfeed and MSNBC!

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (K4YiS)

778 To be fair, geography is an incredibly complex science.

As opposed to planetary physics?

Maybe the Ferguson protesters will be swallowed up by a black hole.

And I denounce myself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 04:30 PM (0HooB)

779
What's the name of that song from the 80s/70s a guy sings :
...You dont love me anymore. I'll get down on my knees and beg you go love me....

I thought it was by Elvin Bishop but nothing pops up.

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:30 PM (iQIUe)

780 (I had to delete most of the headlines due to Pixy formatting problems, but you get the idea!)

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 04:30 PM (K4YiS)

781 Nearsider I am sorry

Posted by: ThunderB at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (zOTsN)

Thanks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 04:30 PM (fwARV)

782
btw, that Batboy vid was terrible and yet I watched the whole 5 minutes

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:31 PM (1K6n1)

783

A minimalist day for Ace.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:31 PM (IXrOn)

784 What do you think Nazis are?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Sorry I was too subtle.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2014 04:31 PM (1Y+hH)

785 There's an echo in here.

In here.

In here.

Posted by: West at November 24, 2014 04:31 PM (1Rgee)

786 (I had to delete most of the headlines due to Pixy formatting problems, but you get the idea!)

Here. Go. This works. http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:31 PM (rwI+c)

787 775 He was my mentor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (M0mf2)

Not Szell. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:31 PM (CMkNk)

788 What do you think Nazis are?


Extras in "Springtime for Hitler"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:32 PM (M0mf2)

789 Does ace still have teh ebolas?

Posted by: eleven at November 24, 2014 04:32 PM (Ae7K+)

790 btw, that Batboy vid was terrible and yet I watched the whole 5 minutes

I went to the show. It's actually pretty funny.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:32 PM (rwI+c)

791
I kept watching Batboy vid because I couldn't believe people would actually carry out something so awful -- it fascinated me, which I suspect is the reason everyone else watched it and why they made it.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:32 PM (1K6n1)

792 There's video of the guy hired to pick up the body. He arrived with his wife but the mob was going nuts. Even MB's mother was begging tjhe crowd to calm down so the body cd be taken away. And now she has the nerve to bitch about it?

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:32 PM (iQIUe)

793 Yes. It was a few years ago, and everything took forever. The system, though, worked. Slowly, but it worked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile
To use an old Irish saying, I'm sorry for your trouble. I can't begin to understand the breadth and scope of the loss, and what I've read about victims, survivors and their families is bleak. How they deal with misery becoming a commodity astounds me.
I've got nothing else except an offer of prayer.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 04:33 PM (Spluw)

794 Here. Go. This works. http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php
Posted by: toby928(C)


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Giving it a try:

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Rubik's Cube portrait of Robin Williams on eBay11:40 AM
Facebook HQ's amusement park feel
It's All About the Sexy Slit at the 2014 AMAs
13 signs you should quit your job immediately8:19 AM
Documentary shows how those who pick our food get a raw deal
Katy Perry slams Australian paparazzi for ‘stalking’ her
Are some of our most loved dog breeds overrated?
The Chronicle has confirmed that the Giants' beloved Kung Fu Panda has agreed to a deal with Boston.
Boy who tumbled 225 ft. off cliff is out of coma Best- and worst-dressed at American Music Awards
In East Bay, immigration reform gets lukewarm reviews1:20 PM
Contrasting views persist on Marion Barry's legacy1:03 PM
Secret crush then 'Crazy' love for SF couple
Trendy 'Twitter town’ stretch among dirtiest SF streets
America's most, least attractive people
The cheesiest pinup calendar ever
Levi’s Stadium protesters urge Redskins to change name
Super Bowl halftime show performer is chosen
Bay Area's Joey Chestnut wins turkey eating contest
S.F. stabbing victim: We need to end catcalling
Reports: Ferguson jury reaches decision1:17 PM
Girl, 5, drowns in Pacifica bathtub11:37 AM
D.A. Gascon fundraiser might have been unlawful11:00 AM
Miley Cyrus goes topless at wild birthday party
Christian Bale felt jealous of Ben Affleck’s ‘Batman’ casting
The SF Int'l Auto Show 2014
Celebrities who were adopted
What You Missed: J.Lo’s Racy ‘Booty’ Performance on AMAs
Restaurants for Thanksgiving reservations
Watch Mo Rocca and Cecilia Chiang talk Chinese food and big tippers [Video]
Historic Haight home listed for $2.395M
Midcentury Modern home has lush backyard
Opening party for Rebecca Minkoff's S.F. boutique
A tip-top celebration at the Mark Hopkins
Neiman Marcus and Van Cleef & Arpels cocktail party
Pier 27 cypress grove salutes dedication of sea-loving Jewetts
Incredible: Giant truck jumps over speeding Lotus racing car
Taylor Swift, Iggy Azalea and J. Lo! Girls Rule the AMAs
Highlights: Warriors win 5th straight
Women still have a long way to go in judiciary
Isabel Allende honored with Presidential Medal of Freedom1:23 PM
Katy Perry slams Australian paparazzi for...1:10 PM
CNBC names Sparc SF the ‘Apple store of pot shops’12:40 PM

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 04:33 PM (K4YiS)

795 Still waitin'??!?

Sh!t. Took me less time to get in trouble up here in Heaven for cat-calling Rachel Corrie.....

Those angels don't like a brother showin' his appreciation for a nice, skinny piece of white ass willin' to put her ass on the line for the oppressed folks.

Don't forget me! Peace out y'all!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Brown at November 24, 2014 04:33 PM (AC0lD)

796 Not every occasion is appropriate for a papier mache head.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 04:24 PM (oKE6c)


The deuce you say!

Posted by: Phinn at November 24, 2014 04:33 PM (i5GO4)

797 They should have sent in the scoops right away.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (N2tYd)

798

I went to the show. It's actually pretty funny.

And you also accept Shemp as a legitimate Stooge.

Conclusion: You find everything funny.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (1K6n1)

799 We interrupt Fergason-geddon for a new Ace post . . . about . . .

. . .

wait for it . . .

Saturday Night Live!

(Go hither and inhale the New Thread Smell!)

Posted by: filbert at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (h6Mpm)

800
There's an echo in here.



In here.



In here.


Ha, ha. Now get out of my head.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (UVfht)

801 I think Obama already commented before the decision didn't he-something about police officers needing to be better trained so that this kind of thing doesn't happen?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (RZlSA)

802 What a tragedy. I heard he got a scholarship to "Hardware."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 24, 2014 04:17 PM (CMkNk)

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Dude, that wd have been a respectable job and a begining.

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (iQIUe)

803 I saw Buttweld Flanges open for Pussy Riot in 04

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (o2Jt2)

804 Here. Go. This works. http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php
Posted by: toby928(C)


I am so bookmarking that! Thx.!

Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (K4YiS)

805 Conclusion: You find everything funny.

In fairness, I'm a huggy drunk.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (rwI+c)

806 I lub you mannn.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:35 PM (rwI+c)

807 I hunger.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 24, 2014 04:35 PM (DT3rQ)

808 There's video of the guy hired to pick up the body. He arrived with his wife but the mob was going nuts. Even MB's mother was begging tjhe crowd to calm down so the body cd be taken away. And now she has the nerve to bitch about it?
Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:32 PM (iQIUe)

Well to be fair, this "family request" was posted on twitter. Who knows if they actually requested this or if some idiot professional protesters did.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 04:36 PM (hjTr7)

809
it reminds me...

I feel bad for people with big teeth -- it always looks like they're smiling and goofy.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:36 PM (1K6n1)

810 Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 04:33 PM (K4YiS)

Lots and lotsa fluff there, eh zombie?

Not one thing about what people need to know in order to govern themselves.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 24, 2014 04:37 PM (0HooB)

811

Gov. Nixon, St. Louis Mayor Slay & County Executive Dooley to Hold Presser at 5:30 PM

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:37 PM (IXrOn)

812
Can we get a nood please?

The scrolling is getting cumbersome.

#FFS

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:37 PM (1K6n1)

813 I am so bookmarking that! Thx.!

Some other moron found that, I simple repost.

It does Umlauts, which seems like it should have an umlaut in it, but doesn't.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:37 PM (rwI+c)

814

Gov. Jay Nixon, St. Louis Mayor Slay & County Executive Dooley to hold a press conference today at 5:30 PM

The press conference will be at the UMSL campus in the JC Penney Conference Center.
Department of Public Safety Director Dan Isom will also be attending the presser.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:37 PM (IXrOn)

815 prayers for the Browns and Warren families.

whether a parent of a youth gone wrong or family of a cop trying to do his job even in horrible moments.
they've all been through hell. and have their tears to shed.


and , fk the agitators for extenuating the suffering.

Posted by: willow at November 24, 2014 04:38 PM (nqBYe)

816

ABC is reporting the Grand Jury announcement is scheduled for 8:00 PM.
Prosecutor will make the announcement and then take questions.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:38 PM (IXrOn)

817 Nude Failed Comedy Show Post

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:38 PM (rwI+c)

818

Andrew Peng TheAPJournalist

McCulloch spokesman: The prosecutor will make the grand jury decision announcement alone, then will take questions from the press. #Ferguson

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:38 PM (IXrOn)

819

Wilson, willow. Wilson.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:39 PM (1K6n1)

820 Gov. Nixon, St. Louis Mayor Slay & County Executive Dooley to Hold Presser at 5:30 PM
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 04:37 PM (IXrOn)

Nixon sounds like a idiot. A lot like hagel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:39 PM (M0mf2)

821 The GJ should send up a puff of white smoke to indicated a decision.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:39 PM (rwI+c)

822 I think Obama already commented before the decision didn't he-something about police officers needing to be better trained so that this kind of thing doesn't happen?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2014 04:34 PM (RZlSA)

Yes, on one of the weekend talking heads. In an interview, Obama said that the police need better training so that they can discern between a gang banger and just a kid wearing a hoodie doing nothing wrong.

Because police randomly shoot hoodie wearing sweethearts visiting the elderly nightly in the country. They speed by in their black and whites, follow the first hoodied yute and point the 357 Mag out the window and fire. Because, who knows, that could be a gang banger.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2014 04:39 PM (hjTr7)

823
I dunno, the Brown "family" sure aren't behaving like a bereaved family.

Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 24, 2014 04:40 PM (1K6n1)

824 The best thing about armbands are when you can pull a 'Dirty Dozen' with them...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2014 04:42 PM (ojfYH)

825 821 The GJ should send up a puff of WHITE smoke to indicated a decision.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 24, 2014 04:39 PM (rwI+c)

Racist.

Posted by: Smoke Police at November 24, 2014 04:42 PM (vgIRn)

826 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 04:39 PM (M0mf2)

Nixon is the product of our shifty State GOP. They can't get a candidate good enough to run against him so he wins even as this state trends red.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at November 24, 2014 04:43 PM (+p2Ga)

827 sooth, heck i've worked through grief in a rage.



and yes wilson. where did i get warren from?

must be the 3 glasses of wine i've gulped reading this thread
( I went through the king riots, i really don't want a repeat)

Posted by: willow at November 24, 2014 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

828 Didn't Governor Nixon ALREADY promise a show trial?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 24, 2014 04:44 PM (XO6WW)

829 Nixon better get a conviction or Darren Wilson will be right UP his ass next primary season...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 24, 2014 04:45 PM (XO6WW)

830 washington*hugs*, in a purely purish way*

sorry .

Posted by: willow at November 24, 2014 04:45 PM (nqBYe)

831 794
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Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 04:33 PM (K4YiS)



Wait, what?

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2014 04:46 PM (zoehZ)

832 is there a nother fkn thread?

Posted by: willow at November 24, 2014 04:46 PM (nqBYe)

833 Millions of New Illegal Immigrants to Get Drivers Licenses in California
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Posted by: beaulfurfmb at November 24, 2014 04:50 PM (QAozm)

835 Leftards on twitter are always making these comments that they think are profound but are really very stupid and non factual. The big goofs!

Posted by: The Progs at November 24, 2014 04:52 PM (iQIUe)

836 772 How many folks with ebola at the protests...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 04:29 PM (DT3rQ)


What's the over/under on the number of felony warrants outstanding per capita among the rioters protestors?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 04:57 PM (oKE6c)

837 831 794
Isabel Allende honored with Presidential Medal of Freedom1:23 PM
Posted by: zombie at November 24, 2014 04:33 PM (K4YiS)
Wait, what?
Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2014 04:46 PM (zoehZ)



Hell, they're not even trying to pretend they're not Communists now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 24, 2014 04:58 PM (oKE6c)

838 5
Either they really had to think about it some more.

Or, proper security was still not in place, hence the dragging it out.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 02:47 PM (IXrOn)


They are holding the release, allowing walmarts enough time to replenish their flat-screen TV stocks.

Posted by: BuddyPC, Gun Owner at November 24, 2014 05:06 PM (jfUIE)

839 5:30 pm EST, 11/24/14
Ferguson Body Count: 0

Posted by: Death at November 24, 2014 05:25 PM (qW442)

840 Twenty bucks says the Ferguson business district is a smoking ruins by Thanksgiving, beginning with the Ferguson Market, symbol of white racist oppression, cuz social justice.

Posted by: Tantor at November 24, 2014 06:05 PM (659DL)

841 Why do they wait until after dark to make the announcement? Regardless of what's said, there will be rioting and looting. Better to begin that shit at 8 am, right?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at November 24, 2014 06:39 PM (R+h7Q)

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