College Football Thread

The most important thing about a blog post here at the HQ is the title, according to the AoSHQ style guide which is mostly written on the bathroom wall. It should be informative and pithy.

Check.

Today's top ten games all times Eastern:

Charleston Southern (who?) at Georgia (10), noon
Indiana at Ohio State (6), noon
Ole Miss ( at Arkansas, 3:30pm
Boston College at Florida State (3), 3:30pm
West Carolina at Alabama (1), 4pm
Colorado at Oregon (2), 4:30pm
Oklahoma State at Baylor (7), 7:30pm
Vanderbilt at Mississippi State (4), 7:30pm
USC (19) at UCLA (9), 8pm

TCU (5) idle

If you're making picks or placing bets always remember - if you don't think too good, don't think too long.

Later morons.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 12:02 PM

Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 11:58 AM (yeQ/L)

2 No way.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 11:59 AM (yeQ/L)

3 Hat trick?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 11:59 AM (yeQ/L)

4 Hellooooooo! Echo echo echo

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:00 PM (yeQ/L)

5 Yo....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:00 PM (YNdqB)

6 Corgis have been summoned.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:02 PM (yeQ/L)

7 #FightOn #USC

Those UCLA cheerleaders look emaciated. Do they know it's Christmas after all?

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:02 PM (3r2wi)

8 That's a busty bunch.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 12:02 PM (2cS/G)

9 Full pads practice for Alabama today against Western Carolina.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 12:03 PM (rwI+c)

10 Welcome to the Rick Show. I'm rickb223 and my first guest is Ricardo Kill.

All Rick, all the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:03 PM (yeQ/L)

11 Minny v. Nebraska (ESPN) or Va Tech and Wake Forest.

Yetch....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:04 PM (YNdqB)

12 you talk to Rick, I'll mind the elbows. Thank you.

Posted by: MTF at November 22, 2014 12:04 PM (6um35)

13 soon to be replaced by el soccer, as per EO.

Posted by: mallfly at November 22, 2014 12:06 PM (bJm7W)

14 College Elbows Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/536205529010692096

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/536205700457054208

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2014 12:07 PM (GrXXa)

15 "and my first guest is Ricardo Kill."

*Walks out. Waves to crowd. Shakes hand*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:08 PM (YNdqB)

16 Damn just saw an accident in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:08 PM (yeQ/L)

17 Military Classic of the South today: The Citadel at VMI

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 22, 2014 12:08 PM (l3vZN)

18 #16 was it a rickshaw accident?

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:09 PM (3r2wi)

19 #16 was it a rickshaw accident?

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:09 PM (3r2wi)

20 Those girls have NFL cheerleader boobs

UCLA must have some alumni who are Beverly Hills surgeons

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2014 12:09 PM (GrXXa)

21 I don't see Wisconsin on that top ten games list. Must have been an oversight.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 22, 2014 12:09 PM (3B+O8)

22 I'll be listening to the Wake game on the radio. They're my adopted hometown team, and they've had one good year since I've lived here, back when Riley Skinner was the QB, 2008 or 09. They have great, loyal fans who show up to watch and tailgate every week, but it's not much fun when you're always leaving as a loser. For their sake, I'm hoping Wake can squeak out a win.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 12:09 PM (2cS/G)

23 "and my first guest is Ricardo Kill."

*Walks out. Waves to crowd. Shakes hand*

Ricardo, so glad you could make it.
First fan question:
What about those elbows?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:10 PM (yeQ/L)

24 I don't see Wisconsin on that top ten games list.

Perhaps because their highest ranking in any poll is 13th.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 12:11 PM (rwI+c)

25 "What about those elbows?"

Oh, I like elbows. Not anti-elbow at all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:13 PM (YNdqB)

26 Wisconsin's RB Melvin Gordon could break Barry Sanders' single season rushing numbers with a bit of luck.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:13 PM (3r2wi)

27 Wisconsin's RB Melvin Gordon could break Barry Sanders' single season rushing numbers with a bit of luck.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:13 PM (3r2wi)

28 was it a rickshaw accident?
Posted by: Timothy Fountain

Well played.
Nah. Guy tried to cross out of a store lot thru a line of cars stopped at a light. He forgot about the opposite lane.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:13 PM (yeQ/L)

29 Thanks, kbdabear. Nice to know those cheerleaders shave.

Start hardwood vs. shag carpet debate.

*Runs a sinusoidal pattern away, chasing salvos as I go.*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2014 12:13 PM (u82oZ)

30 OK, why and how am I double posting?

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:13 PM (3r2wi)

31 Oh my, elbows AND knees!

How is FSU #3 and Alabama #1?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2014 12:13 PM (Dj0WE)

32 What accident you see? Where at?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:14 PM (YNdqB)

33 I read "Today's top ten games all times Eastern:"
and noticed "Colorado at Oregon (2), 4:30pm"

It took me a few seconds to realize that went by ranking, not probable game quality.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 22, 2014 12:14 PM (ZALPg)

34 That little brunette in the middle has some big tits.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2014 12:15 PM (pyd8t)

35 I don't really get the top rankings. I think the system kind of considers the top 4 to be Co-Number 1's with the new playoff system.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 12:15 PM (2cS/G)

36 One week until Rivalry Saturday across the College Football world.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 12:15 PM (rwI+c)

37 What accident you see? Where at?

FM 423 and Eldorado. Headed to Tractor Supply in Denton.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:16 PM (yeQ/L)

38 I brought dipping sticks and a cup of molten lava!

Posted by: Walter White at November 22, 2014 12:17 PM (Ks4nX)

39 OK, why and how am I double posting?

Happens to me when I use Chrome.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:17 PM (yeQ/L)

40 Worst thing about Alabama's surge is that Lane Kiffin could wind up with a National Champion ring if they come out #1 in the end.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:17 PM (3r2wi)

41 Smart money is for BC to cover against FSU. What's the number? 38? 40?

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 22, 2014 12:19 PM (qCWGX)

42 Worst thing about Alabama's surge is that Lane Kiffin could wind up with a National Champion ring if they come out #1 in the end.

Heh. The Kiffin Hate runs deep and wide in the football world.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 12:19 PM (rwI+c)

43 I'd rank the two brunettes in the middle row, first and second.

Then I'd want to see the tall Red in the back and the two blondes up front work out the next three spots in the pudding pit.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2014 12:20 PM (pyd8t)

44 "FM 423 and Eldorado. Headed to Tractor Supply in Denton."

Ah. Shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:21 PM (YNdqB)

45 The UCLA-USC game is always the biggest sporting event in LA

The Pete Carroll years at USC made me root hard for UCLA

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2014 12:22 PM (GrXXa)

46 I'm ranked 17 of 69 in the football pick'em thing. That doesn't sound too bad until you consider the possibility that only 17 people may still be participating.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 22, 2014 12:23 PM (lG2E3)

47 "FM 423 and Eldorado. Headed to Tractor Supply in Denton."

Ah. Shit.

It was minor. Still, heard that unmistakable "crump" when he tagged her.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:23 PM (yeQ/L)

48 43 -

I suspect that is almost exactly how several poll voters go about ranking teams. Only substitute the phrase "two brunettes in the middle row" with "two SEC teams."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2014 12:24 PM (Dj0WE)

49 Oh My Stars! That's a bevy of beauties.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2014 12:24 PM (JO9+V)

50 45 -

We're going to change your mind about that, especially when we bring ol' Pete home to coach us.

Posted by: Your NEW Los Angeles Rams at November 22, 2014 12:25 PM (Dj0WE)

51 "The Pete Carroll years at USC made me root hard for UCLA"

I don't see it on the TV but I'll join in. Don't like Carroll. UCLA

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:26 PM (YNdqB)

52 Ah a boobie buffet!!
Make me a mimosa and some bacon while I get started on this boobie buffet.
The redhead on the right, middle row. She's dessert.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:26 PM (O3k74)

53 Pete Carroll = asshole

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at November 22, 2014 12:27 PM (lAXNl)

54 34 That little brunette in the middle has some big tits.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2014 12:15 PM (pyd8t)

####

Yes. Yes she does.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:27 PM (O3k74)

55 The redhead on the right, middle row. She's dessert.

Back off, man! She's mine! She's got that Ann Margaret vibe going on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2014 12:28 PM (JO9+V)

56 I'm gonna call Alabama over W. Carolina.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2014 12:28 PM (l1zOH)

57 My local paper doesn't publish any betting lines, ever.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 12:29 PM (2cS/G)

58 14 College Elbows Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/536205529010692096

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/536205700457054208
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2014 12:07 PM (GrXXa)

You're a good man Kbdabear.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:30 PM (O3k74)

59 Full pads practice for Alabama today against Western Carolina.

I almost feel sorry for WC.

And I can't wait for the Iron Bowl. There's just a small score to settle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 22, 2014 12:30 PM (0HooB)

60 I am playing in Cafe Press to make a FAP shirt.

Here is a quick and dirty
http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop.1438201792

Markup is only $1. Let me know if I need to keep tinkering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 12:31 PM (YXkpM)

61 Charleston Southern (who?) at Georgia (10)

Up 21-0 before 10 minutes have gone by? It must be the Charleston Southern McConnells putting up such a fight.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2014 12:32 PM (FcR7P)

62 I am playing in Cafe Press to make a FAP shirt.

Perfect for any MoMee. Get yours today!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 22, 2014 12:33 PM (0HooB)

63 60 I am playing in Cafe Press to make a FAP shirt.

Here is a quick and dirty
http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop.1438201792

Markup is only $1. Let me know if I need to keep tinkering.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 12:31 PM (YXkpM)

Not something I'd wear on a first date . . . just saying.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:33 PM (O3k74)

64 UCLA and USC biggest sporting event in LA? Ha...haha...hahaha...hahahahahaa..roflmao

Possibly a Gruber?

Sorry I digress, ha hahahahahaa

Fun teasing those high and mighty folks.

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 22, 2014 12:35 PM (zPNX5)

65 60 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 12:31 PM (YXkpM)

Try the word "ME" under the "FAP"

Or "YOU . . . PLEASE"

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:36 PM (O3k74)

66 Not something I'd wear on a first date . . . just saying.

If you do, and she doesn't mind, she's a keeper!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:36 PM (yeQ/L)

67 Great Anna! Keep it oblique so only the cool kids get the joke?

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 22, 2014 12:37 PM (zPNX5)

68 Try the word "ME" under the "FAP" Or "YOU . . . PLEASE"

iFap

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:37 PM (yeQ/L)

69 66 Not something I'd wear on a first date . . . just saying.

If you do, and she doesn't mind, she's a keeper!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:36 PM (yeQ/L)

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:38 PM (O3k74)

70 Oh and Roll Tide!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 22, 2014 12:38 PM (0HooB)

71 Next "gig" just lined up. A basketball doubleheader in Greensboro, NC on Tuesday night. Apparently I'm going to be shown the basics of operating the board/camera, whatever, so that in case of emergency I can muddle through shorthanded. I guess they've had issues with guys getting lost en route to arenas, or getting sick at the last minute, and I'll need to know some of that stuff.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 12:38 PM (2cS/G)

72 Florida

Atlantic

Polytechnic

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 22, 2014 12:39 PM (0HooB)

73 I am playing in Cafe Press to make a FAP shirt.

Better off with just a sock.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2014 12:39 PM (YZerH)

74 Next "gig" just lined up. A basketball doubleheader in Greensboro, NC on Tuesday night.

Awesome!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:39 PM (yeQ/L)

75 Just for you Garret, FAP underwear....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 12:40 PM (YXkpM)

76 I am playing in Cafe Press to make a FAP shirt.

Better off with just a sock.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:40 PM (yeQ/L)

77 68 Try the word "ME" under the "FAP" Or "YOU . . . PLEASE"

iFap
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:37 PM (yeQ/L)

Isn't that an app on iTunes?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:40 PM (O3k74)

78 Yeah, rick, I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a little psyched this is working out well so far.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 12:41 PM (2cS/G)

79 "FAP THIS" would go great on boxers, briefs, panties.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:42 PM (O3k74)

80 I am playing in Cafe Press to make a FAP shirt.

Do NOT get any stains on it!

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2014 12:43 PM (FcR7P)

81 Minnesota has helmets made of chocolate, near as I can tell. How do they keep the cheerleaders from sneaking bites?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 22, 2014 12:44 PM (39g3+)

82 That picture is silicone valley

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 22, 2014 12:44 PM (R8hU8)

83 "
Florida

Atlantic

Polytechnic"

Yeah, not so great a day for college ball. Gonna take a nep;mm

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 22, 2014 12:45 PM (YNdqB)

84 Boxers or briefs...'Get Fapped'

Go Fap yourself

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 22, 2014 12:47 PM (o2Jt2)

85 Yeah, not so great a day for college ball. Gonna take a nep;mm

Its the lull before next weekend's cornucopia / bacchanalia. Like the tide pulling back, way back, before the tidal wave hits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2014 12:49 PM (JO9+V)

86 OK that guy's corn demon mask is really disturbing

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 22, 2014 12:49 PM (39g3+)

87 What's all this? Football's over. It's basketball season.

Someone remind me to turn on the TV at 3:30 so I can watch Melvin Gordon and JJ Watts' little brother and all the other Buckys make a bunch of turkeys cry.

Posted by: HR -- BEAT IOWA! at November 22, 2014 12:50 PM (ImIut)

88 Damn just saw an accident in the rear view mirror.

Umm, and that comment got here how? I fear for your safety.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2014 12:51 PM (FcR7P)

89 Christopher Taylor #86 - it's a Husker-Raider Nation mashup on that guy.

Were those Pac-12 refs calling the TD play? 'Cuz there were at least two mistakes on the call...

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 12:52 PM (3r2wi)

90 "if you don't think too good, don't think too long."

Works for ME!

Ummm, so what was the question?

Posted by: HH at November 22, 2014 12:52 PM (Ce4DF)

91 Okay more products. Can keep adding and adding..

http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop/7814377

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 12:53 PM (YXkpM)

92 "if you don't think too good, don't think too long."

I should start working on that AoSHQ sampler, shouldn't I?

Posted by: HR -- BEAT IOWA! at November 22, 2014 12:54 PM (ImIut)

93 82 That picture is silicone valley
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 22, 2014 12:44 PM (R8hU

Valleys actually.
Valleys through which I'd go hiking every day and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:54 PM (O3k74)

94 You're all neglecting that this picture was clearly taken while the cheerleaders had JUST completed a sharp move forward. While some parts stop quickly, momentum was having its way with certain other parts. The jello mold effect if you will. Not that I'm complaining.

Posted by: pep at November 22, 2014 12:56 PM (4nR9/)

95 Umm, and that comment got here how? I fear for your safety.

Lol. I was sitting at a red light.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:57 PM (yeQ/L)

96 91 Okay more products. Can keep adding and adding..

http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop/7814377
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 12:53 PM (YXkpM)

Let me know who buys the FAP thong . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 12:57 PM (O3k74)

97 Okay more products. Can keep adding and adding..

As someone suggested earlier, how about some socks?

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2014 12:58 PM (FcR7P)

98 94 You're all neglecting that this picture was clearly taken while the cheerleaders had JUST completed a sharp move forward. While some parts stop quickly, momentum was having its way with certain other parts. The jello mold effect if you will. Not that I'm complaining.
Posted by: pep at November 22, 2014 12:56 PM (4nR9/)

Physics and Boobies! Two outta the four food groups.
Now all we need is bacon and alcohol and we'd have a balanced meal for the day.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 22, 2014 01:00 PM (O3k74)

99 Figures the El-A cheerleaders would have nice racks.

It's the law down there, right?

Posted by: eman at November 22, 2014 01:02 PM (MQEz6)

100 Minnesota tried a play where the whole offense blocked/pulled right... except their QB who just kinda stood in place with the ball and took a loss.

Then they tried a FG, which Nebraska blocked and returned for a TD.

21-7 Huskers in the 2nd qtr.

Posted by: Timothy Fountain at November 22, 2014 01:03 PM (3r2wi)

101 OK fappers and fappees, it's time for a beer run before the Bama game.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 22, 2014 01:06 PM (0HooB)

102 Blab who bought what product? Please I take being discreet very seriously. Sounds you it has piqued your interest that product. Say no more, know what I mean? nudge nudge wink wink.

FAP socks? Hhmmm. Was thinking of the FAP coffee mugs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 01:06 PM (YXkpM)

103 Pretty funny stuff.

Yale vs. Harvard brings out the #GameDaySigns (with bonus HealthCare.Gov mockery) [photos]

http://tinyurl.com/k7jg8ma

Twitchy saved the best one for last:

"HealthCare.Gov was Yale's fault."

heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 22, 2014 01:07 PM (IXrOn)

104 Murder rate: lowest since 1957

FBI: U.S. Murder Rate Fell Again In 2013 (And Other Bad News For Gun Control Supporters)
http://tinyurl.com/ooru38z

From 2012 to 2013, the nation's murder rate decreased five percent, to at least a 57-year low. The 2013 rate was down 56 percent from the all-time high recorded in 1980, and down 54 percent since 1991, when total violent crime hit an all-time high.

...

While Americans acquired between 135-140 million new firearms from the end of 1991 through the end of 2013, the nation's violent crime rate decreased in 19 of those 22 years.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 22, 2014 01:07 PM (ZPrif)

105 We're not ignoring the physics so much as marveling at the photographer's exquisite timing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 01:08 PM (2cS/G)

106 Minnesota tried a play where the whole offense blocked/pulled right... except their QB who just kinda stood in place with the ball and took a loss.

The old Deer in the Headlights play?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 01:08 PM (yeQ/L)

107 Haaaarvaaaard vs Yale?

Posted by: StrinaM at November 22, 2014 01:09 PM (uhuPK)

108 Nebraska - Minnesota game is good.
You seldom see a field goal attempt from the 6 yard line blocked and returned for a touchdown.

Instead of 14-10 Nebraska, it's now 21-7 Nebraska. That's HUGE. GBR!!!

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 22, 2014 01:10 PM (ZALPg)

109 Instead of 14-10 Nebraska, it's now 21-7 Nebraska. That's HUGE. GBR!!!

Hugh and creal!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 01:13 PM (yeQ/L)

110 I almost feel sorry for WC.

They get a million bucks to play hard but fair and not injury anybody. It's the role of the D1AA schools and builds their program.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 01:15 PM (rwI+c)

111 At least it's not Louisiana Monroe.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 01:18 PM (rwI+c)

112 91 Okay more products. Can keep adding and adding..

http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop/7814377
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 12:53 PM (YXkpM)
-----------
The Classic Thong is nice, but I'm really looking for something in Baroque.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2014 01:20 PM (QBm1P)

113

Charleston Southern (who?) at Georgia (10), noon

OUCH

0-38, 2Q

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 22, 2014 01:21 PM (IXrOn)

114 At least it's not Louisiana Monroe.

Mudbug Tech?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 01:21 PM (yeQ/L)

115 Okay more products. Can keep adding and adding..
http://www.cafepress.com/sufashop/7814377
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November
22, 2014 12:53 PM (YXkpM)
-----------
The Classic Thong is nice, but I'm really looking
for something in Baroque.

iFap mousepads.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 01:22 PM (yeQ/L)

116 Im at iowa / wi game in iowa city. Got two extra ticktets. Anybody care?

Posted by: Big Alfredo at November 22, 2014 01:23 PM (69GEN)

117 A baroque thong or baroque script? Or both?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 01:23 PM (YXkpM)

118
Elbows to be sure but she has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

Posted by: Barnabus Collins at November 22, 2014 01:23 PM (08Znv)

119
Where da white women at?

Oh, there they are.

Posted by: B Cosby at November 22, 2014 01:24 PM (NtzGn)

120
ot

John Batchelor @batchelorshow

Game on

"@Rogersville_TN: "@Newsweek: West seen easing demands on Iran to disclose secret nuclear weapon work as negotiations near deadline

of course

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 22, 2014 01:26 PM (IXrOn)

121 Elbows to be sure but she has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

I saw Fertile Birthing Hips at the Texas State Fair.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 01:27 PM (yeQ/L)

122 "@Rogersville_TN: "@Newsweek: West seen easing
demands on Iran to disclose secret nuclear weapon work as negotiations
near deadline

of course

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 22, 2014 01:26 PM (IXrOn)

Just listened to some tripe on the radio slamming Israel and how the host and guest were totes ok with a nuclear Iran leveling the playing field in the ME.

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 22, 2014 01:28 PM (o2Jt2)

123 A baroque thong or baroque script? Or both?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 22, 2014 01:23 PM (YXkpM)

Yes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2014 01:36 PM (QBm1P)

124 A baroque thong or baroque script?

Isn't baroque script what Pixy uses?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 01:38 PM (yeQ/L)

125 Just listened to some tripe on the radio slamming Israel and how the
host and guest were totes ok with a nuclear Iran leveling the playing
field in the ME.
----------
Iran gets the bomb and it's not just a playing field they're going to try to level. I would hazard to guess that there will be a lot of level ground. All of it radioactive.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 22, 2014 01:41 PM (vVSOO)

126 Some of the docu-dump Holder emails from Judicial Watch.

Docs: Adviser Tells Attorney General Holder How to Manipulate Press on Fast & Furious
http://tinyurl.com/nj7thu9

Matthew Miller to Attorney General Holder:

1. Send a letter to the Hill explaining what happened. Put in context the amount of information you get every week, say that you don't recall reading those bullets or being aware of Fast and Furious at any time before early this year, but in any event, you certainly weren't aware of the gun walking aspect of it until the news broke earlier this year (at which point you took immediate steps to have the IG investigate, etc.).

...

2. Find a way for you to get in front of a reporter or two about this. You don't want to call a press conference on this because it will blow things out perspective, but if you have any events in the next few days (preferably tomorrow), you could find a way to take two or three questions on it afterwards. Or if that's not easily doable, you could find a way to "run into" a couple of reporters on your way to something. Maybe Pete Williams, Carrie, Pete Yost -- that
part can be managed. Most important is that you're in front of a camera in a relaxed manner giving a response you have rehearsed ... It would be ideal if those two things happened in the same day so you didn't have two news cycles of responding -- you want to do it all at once. There may be things you need to do to go on offense as well, but I think most important right now is that you answer the charge about covering this up. Then you can move to offense.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 22, 2014 01:41 PM (ZPrif)

127 If I wasn't a thousand miles away, I'd take those Iowa/Wisconsin tix off your hands.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2014 01:41 PM (2cS/G)

128 I thought that 'baroque' was that dress that women in the ME use to cover themselves.

What was the question again?

Posted by: HH at November 22, 2014 01:43 PM (Ce4DF)

129 Nood

Posted by: Y-not at November 22, 2014 01:49 PM (9BRsg)

130 I thought that 'baroque' was that dress that women in the ME use to cover themselves.

That's Hefty Ba-ag.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 01:49 PM (yeQ/L)

131 FM 423 and Eldorado. Headed to Tractor Supply in Denton.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2014 12:16 PM (yeQ/L)

And the average East Coast metrosexual would read that, and go, "Huh?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2014 01:49 PM (7MWCL)

132 Well, this old East Coast metrosexual is going to stroll out back and see if anything is stirring.

Last week when I went out, there was another hunter--poacher--sitting as big as life in my stand.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 22, 2014 01:55 PM (l3vZN)

133 Next "gig" just lined up.

Congratulations! I hope this becomes a lucrative deal for you. And if you do color commentary, you can work in some conservative memes. "And the kid is on the ball like Al Gore on a donut."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2014 01:55 PM (7MWCL)

134 The Classic Thong is nice, but I'm really looking for something in Baroque.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 22, 2014 01:20 PM (QBm1P)

You can't do Baroque in Windows.

Posted by: Frederic Bastiat at November 22, 2014 01:59 PM (7MWCL)

135 Rickb223 @121
I saw Fertile Birthing Hips at the Texas State Fair.

I bet they were some fine heifers.

Posted by: Barnabus Collins at November 22, 2014 02:03 PM (08Znv)

136 Samar Perine of OU has 378 yds in 3 qtrs. Possible NCAA record coming. Fox sports 1.

Posted by: extra at November 22, 2014 04:09 PM (XTlIj)

137 Samaje F U. Spellcheck.

Posted by: extra at November 22, 2014 04:12 PM (XTlIj)

138 386 yes. New big12 record. Sorry Barry Sanders.

Posted by: extra at November 22, 2014 04:15 PM (XTlIj)

139 427 yds. New NCAA record.

Posted by: extra at November 22, 2014 04:15 PM (XTlIj)

140 These girls elbows get bigger every time I come here! They must be drinking Brawndo!? no?!

Posted by: goon at November 22, 2014 04:21 PM (gNTQS)

141 Dear Wake Forest and Virginia Tech....

What the actual fuck did I just watch? No score after 4 quarters? Seriously?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2014 04:29 PM (AmEQo)

142 UPig beating The Oxford Klaven of the Klan? Looks like Bro Wallace is havin' a bad day!

Hail State!

Posted by: Country Singer at November 22, 2014 04:32 PM (nL0sw)

143 Optimus Perine. 34 ATT. 427 YDS. 5TD.

Posted by: extra at November 22, 2014 04:41 PM (XTlIj)

144 Darth Saban is angry.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 04:50 PM (rwI+c)

145 38-14 Alabama at the turn

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 05:58 PM (rwI+c)

146 It looks like FSU will escape with a last minute win over another unranked opponent.

Posted by: toby928(C) has some jokes at November 22, 2014 06:26 PM (rwI+c)

147 Go Gophers! Beat Wisky, get that axe.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 22, 2014 07:48 PM (R5HRU)

148 UCLA leads 24-14 at the half. Go Bruins!

Posted by: MattSkosh at November 22, 2014 09:43 PM (UepA4)

149 Bruins win 38-20.

Posted by: MattSkosh at November 22, 2014 11:20 PM (UepA4)

150 This photo is a couple years old. The blonde in front on the left and the redhead on the right in the second row are now Laker Girls and starring in the cable TV show of that name, which, sadly, is the best thing on the Laker's cable channel this season.

Posted by: Dave H at November 23, 2014 12:00 PM (DeQAd)

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