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AoSHQ Podcast: Guest, @ExJon

Note: We moved the podcast to a new URL this week, and everything worked right for me except for the iPhone podcast app. If that's where you listen and you don't see this week's episode with ExJon in the episode list, unsubscribing and then re-subscribing should do the trick.


Jon Gabriel, Ricochet editor and creator of the ExJonning craze that's sweeping the nation, drops by to chat with Gabe, Drew, John and me.

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1 1

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 04:40 PM (1vYi0)

2 Do all y'all still sound like Lassie's about to head off to find Timmy?

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

3 Anybody here?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at November 21, 2014 04:40 PM (FIrEF)

4 I'm not.

Posted by: Null at November 21, 2014 04:40 PM (P7hip)

5 I put the 'pound' in poundtown, even without a swimsuit,,,

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at November 21, 2014 04:41 PM (W6iIX)

6

Oh, I hope they discuss

Research Shows Tom Brady Plays Better With Facial Hair

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2014 04:42 PM (IXrOn)

7 Downloaded fine on my iPhone.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 21, 2014 04:45 PM (wVWRM)

8 James Taylor sucks Donkey Balls.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2014 04:45 PM (Qo2Jt)

9 Obama adds to 'fruit-pickers' and 'bad-makers,' with 'clean our bedpans.'

Twitchy. http://tinyurl.com/oatpdwl

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 04:46 PM (MMC8r)

10 Did somebody mention dried up twats?

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at November 21, 2014 04:47 PM (wAQA5)

11 9. Shit Midas

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 21, 2014 04:47 PM (awxXc)

12 It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Posted by: John Boehner at November 21, 2014 04:48 PM (XUKZU)

13 I got friends in low places where the whiskey flows ...

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at November 21, 2014 04:48 PM (W6iIX)

14 Is Obama then saying that all those people on welfare CAN'T pick our fruit, make our beds, or clean bedpans?

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 04:49 PM (MMC8r)

15 James Taylor sucks Donkey Balls.

that's what a lobotomy will do for you.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 21, 2014 04:50 PM (XUKZU)

16 I see Peggy Noonan is upset with her boyfriend again.
I think Gruber was right at least where Noonan is concerned.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 21, 2014 04:50 PM (R8hU8)

17
Here they come, yeah here they come
Out of the shadows


And it's probably the best song you'll hear all day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPcid4l74U

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 04:50 PM (dL71y)

18 Podcast going. Let's see how this one turns out. I deliberately didn't look at the duration time, it can be spirit killing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 04:51 PM (2cS/G)

19 y'all need to get on a knee before King Put

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at November 21, 2014 04:52 PM (W6iIX)

20 Despite the occasional snark from others, I enjoy the podcasts. Good work Andy.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 21, 2014 04:53 PM (wVWRM)

21 Breaking news: 30,000 of Lois Lerner's emails have been recovered. See WZ.

I could interpret this a couple of different ways.

Barky is toast so now that he is no longer useful, he is to be discarded.

or

They've finally had time to scrub them.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 21, 2014 04:54 PM (XUKZU)

22 Gabe seems able to recognize the slippery slope in this instance. How conveeeeeeenient.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 04:54 PM (2cS/G)

23
okay, so from what I understand from what the TV is telling my reptile brain, we's gonna have non-violent riots and non-stealing looting in Ferguson...so's to raise awareness on racial issues


Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 04:54 PM (dL71y)

24 "Mostly peaceful" means only a certain amount of murders and rapes.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 21, 2014 04:56 PM (XUKZU)

25 Ruh Roh. Looks like the IG found 30K of Lois Lerner's "lost" emails.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2014 04:56 PM (KFdZd)

26 >> Downloaded fine on my iPhone.

Great. Thanks.

Posted by: Andy at November 21, 2014 04:56 PM (C/NnJ)

27 creator of the ExJonning craze that's sweeping the nation

Which nation might that be?

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2014 04:57 PM (zoehZ)

28 It took us a while to sort through them and delete anything incriminating -- but here, have your goddamn 30k emails. Happy now?

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 3m
30,000 missing emails from IRS Lerner recovered... http://drudge.tw/1r69s07

Posted by: IRS Commissioner Koskinen at November 21, 2014 04:57 PM (ZPrif)

29 "Is Obama then saying that all those people on welfare CAN'T pick our fruit, make our beds, or clean bedpans?"

It's considered "menial" work that is "beneath" them. They feel they're being "disrespected" if it's suggested.

And that attitude isn't limited to the welfare underclass.

A junior high school kid in the distant reaches of my own extended family had it suggested to him that he pick up some extra pocket money by doing the sorts of small suburban jobs that I did when I was his age. Bagging leaves for neighbors. Mowing lawns. Washing cars.

He said, "I can't do that. Those are Mexican jobs."

Bad bad attitude to grow up with. America needs a great big dose of Mike Rowe at all levels of society.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 04:57 PM (noWW6)

30 Unless redacted, 30,000 is a large number. Timeframe?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 21, 2014 04:57 PM (wVWRM)

31 Breaking news: 30,000 of Lois Lerner's emails have been recovered. See WZ.



I could interpret this a couple of different ways.



Barky is toast so now that he is no longer useful, he is to be discarded.



or



They've finally had time to scrub them.

-----------------------------------

My take as well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2014 04:58 PM (KFdZd)

32 Peggy Noonan: The Nihilist I helped put in the White House

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 21, 2014 04:59 PM (rwI+c)

33 I wonder how many e-mails there were originally.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2014 04:59 PM (zoehZ)

34 Breaking news: 30,000 of Lois Lerner's emails have been recovered. See WZ.


Probably all penis-enlargement spam.

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 05:00 PM (MMC8r)

35 I could have been first but it's not a triumph on a filler thread!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2014 05:00 PM (vHjbk)

36 How can anyone read 30K emails? And that's just a portion of the ones she sent and received.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 21, 2014 05:00 PM (rwI+c)

37 "30,000 of Lois Lerner's emails have been recovered."

Just wondering how it would go for any of us, in a dispute with Lerner's former employers at IRS, if we had first refused a subpoena for our records, then claimed the records had been destroyed and there were no backups to be recovered (in defiance of federal statutes requiring secure backup), and then, a loooooooong time later, suddenly found that oh, gee whiz, look, here they are, we had them all along.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 05:00 PM (noWW6)

38 Do we have the text of the EOs yet?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)

39 He said, "I can't do that. Those are Mexican jobs."

Bad bad attitude to grow up with. America needs a great big dose of Mike Rowe at all levels of society.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 04:57 PM (noWW6)

sad thing is he is correct

Posted by: big Mike the steam shovel at November 21, 2014 05:00 PM (W6iIX)

40 and then, a loooooooong time later, suddenly found that oh, gee whiz, look, here they are, we had them all along.

Hey look! Billing records! How long have these been sitting there?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 21, 2014 05:01 PM (rwI+c)

41

Alternate post title:

Me Chinese, Me Play Joke, Me Go Pee Pee In Your Coke

dude, seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about


what's exjon?

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 05:01 PM (dL71y)

42 Do we have the text of the EOs yet?

---------------------------------

Yes. Begin text: Fuck you. End text

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2014 05:01 PM (KFdZd)

43 The "New Direction"- "Nude Erection" gag fell a bit flat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 05:02 PM (2cS/G)

44 what is a diktat?

is that a new meme?


kids these days

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at November 21, 2014 05:02 PM (W6iIX)

45 Do we have the text of the EOs yet?

"Fuck you America.

-Barack"

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 05:02 PM (MMC8r)

46 Never negotiate with terrorists.
Stupid.

Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 1m
St. Louis Mayor & Commissioner Dooley Release Rules for POLICE OFFICERS During Riots http://shar.es/1X6y3t via @gatewaypundit

Highlights from today's presser:
** Police will allow protest mob "to occupy larger and more disruptive spaces than would normally be tolerated."

** Safe houses will be considered "sacred ground."

** Excessive force and other forms of "police misconduct" will not be tolerated.

** Intimidation and harassment "of protesters" will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif)

47 "Mostly peaceful" means only a certain amount of murders and rapes.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 21, 2014 04:56 PM (XUKZU)


A little bit of raping in your ass
A little bit of riot smashing glass
A little bit of looting all I need
A little bit of fire on all I see
A little bit of shooting with my gun
A little bit of assault all night long
A little bit of murder here I am
A little bit of curb-stomping your man

Posted by: Riot #5 at November 21, 2014 05:03 PM (0cMkb)

48 "Peggy Noonan: The Nihilist I helped put in the White House"

This.

With the heat of ten thousand exploding suns.

It's not limited of course to Noonan and her circa 2008 giddy schoolgirl crush on Obama. There are a ton of other members of the chattering class who are just as culpable. Entranced by impeccable pants creases, and what have you.

What makes Noonan intolerable is this endless string of op-ed pieces bemoaning Obama. It's practically the only thing she writes any longer. And not the faintest whiff of self-awareness or self-condemnation in any of it. It's as though her prior enthusiastic touting of Obama had never happened.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 05:03 PM (noWW6)

49
Breaking news: 30,000 of Lois Lerner's emails have been recovered. See WZ.


Probably all penis-enlargement spam.
.....
Half of which were the forwards to King Barry Pencildick at his request.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2014 05:06 PM (wAQA5)

50 what is a diktat?


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a diktat?

Posted by: Owl at November 21, 2014 05:06 PM (0x4r3)

51 A little bit of raping in your ass
A little bit of riot smashing glass
A little bit of looting all I need
A little bit of fire on all I see
A little bit of shooting with my gun
A little bit of assault all night long
A little bit of murder here I am
A little bit of curb-stomping your man

Posted by: Riot #5 at November 21, 2014 05:03 PM (0cMkb)



Yeah, that's going in the best of for reading at the 2015 NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 21, 2014 05:07 PM (GEICT)

52
Probably all penis-enlargement spam.

i thought her voice sounded a little to deep

Posted by: kj at November 21, 2014 05:07 PM (lKyWE)

53

One day married, next day free
Broken hearts for you and me
Takes no time, for you to get
A mexican divorce

Posted by: The Drifters at November 21, 2014 05:07 PM (rwI+c)

54 You can't lick a diktat until the ink has dried and the bleeding has stopped. Safely.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2014 05:08 PM (vHjbk)

55 Here they come, yeah here they come
Out of the shadows

And it's probably the best song you'll hear all day:


La cucaracha?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:08 PM (zESFM)

56 Posted by: wth at November 21, 2014 05:06 PM (wAQA5)

Is LOL in the AoSHQ stylebook?

My neighbors are looking at me funny.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 21, 2014 05:08 PM (wVWRM)

57 Do we have the text of the EOs yet?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)

-----

Fcuk you.

I won.

Its GREAT to be king.

Posted by: Executive Stenographer at November 21, 2014 05:10 PM (NaV4z)

58 A "Diktat" is what a Boston Pedo offers a trick-or-treater.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 05:10 PM (2cS/G)

59 La cucaracha?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:08 PM (zESFM)

I love that, put a little mole' sause on it, mexicans made some good food

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at November 21, 2014 05:10 PM (W6iIX)

60 A "Diktat" is what a Boston Pedo offers a trick-or-treater.


"Here at the Right Diktat factory..........."

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:11 PM (zESFM)

61
Diktat??


I bet its really painful to get a tat there.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2014 05:13 PM (NaV4z)

62 Break me off a piece of that Diktat bar.

Posted by: wth at November 21, 2014 05:14 PM (wAQA5)

63 what's exjon?

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 05:01 PM (dL71y)


a guy who stops seeing his hooker?

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 21, 2014 05:15 PM (HRo7B)

64 And immediately after saying they support Odipshit's amnesty program, the same Dems will be blaming the Koch brothers for stagnant wages.

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r)

65 Test? must be rush hour.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 21, 2014 05:17 PM (HRo7B)

66 I bet its really painful to get a tat there.


'Your wife is named Wendy, too?'

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2014 05:20 PM (0x4r3)

67 So you blow into a hooka or the other way?


Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at November 21, 2014 05:20 PM (W6iIX)

68 Test? must be rush hour.



East coast. Still a few minutes before in flyover country.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:20 PM (zESFM)

69 I bet its really painful to get a tat there.

'Your wife is named Wendy, too?'


"Welcome To Jamaica"
--Just the punchline

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:22 PM (zESFM)

70
Every 22 seconds Bill Cosby rapes a woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 05:23 PM (dL71y)

71 So you blow into a hooka or the other way?



You never blow into a hooker.
Y'all talk funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:24 PM (zESFM)

72 Hey, I might listen to the podcast for the music selections alone! Genius, pure genius.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 21, 2014 05:24 PM (lJLML)

73 Every 22 seconds Bill Cosby rapes a woman.

It's a volume business.

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 05:24 PM (MMC8r)

74
Why did Stalin hate Lenin?

Was Lenin not communist enough for Stalin?

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 05:26 PM (dL71y)

75 Every 22 seconds Bill Cosby rapes a woman.


It's a volume business.


Stack 'em deep and diddle 'em cheap!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:26 PM (zESFM)

76 Why did Stalin hate Lenin?

Was Lenin not communist enough for Stalin?



There can only be one.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:27 PM (zESFM)

77 How 'bout a chorus of Panama Red.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 21, 2014 05:27 PM (lJLML)

78 I think it's the 30K emails to her beautician.

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2014 05:28 PM (jkeQO)

79 Barak forgot his Blackberry in the WH, what a dope.

He can't even turn on my iphone3.


punter

Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at November 21, 2014 05:29 PM (W6iIX)

80 Gee whizeroni.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2014 05:29 PM (3B+O8)

81 Why did Stalin hate Lenin? Was Lenin not communist enough for Stalin?
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 05:26 PM (dL71y)


----------------------------------------


Communism abhors competition.

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2014 05:29 PM (jkeQO)

82 How 'bout a chorus of Panama Red.



"Out in the West Texas town of El Paso,"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:30 PM (zESFM)

83 I think it's the 30K emails to her beautician.

However much she paid, it was too much.

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 05:30 PM (MMC8r)

84

Who will be obama's Stalin?

THEN WHO BE obama's STALIN?

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 05:30 PM (dL71y)

85 Test? must be rush hour.

East coast. Still a few minutes before in flyover country.
Posted by: rickb223


I'm going to go munch some leaves up with the mower before it gets dark.

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 05:31 PM (1vYi0)

86 Why did Stalin hate Lenin? Was Lenin not communist enough for Stalin?

The ideology isn't the goal, it's the excuse.

Posted by: --- at November 21, 2014 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

87 So, a snooty Labour MP in England was forced to resign after posting this:

http://bit.ly/1xL99PC

Posted by: St. George's Hat at November 21, 2014 05:32 PM (lN8KC)

88 Highlights from today's presser:
** Police will allow protest mob "to occupy larger and more disruptive spaces than would normally be tolerated."

** Safe houses will be considered "sacred ground."

** Excessive force and other forms of "police misconduct" will not be tolerated.

** Intimidation and harassment "of protesters" will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif)


Safe houses? Really? So a perp can do whatever and if he makes it to a safe house, well, drats.


I bet if the cops don't do their freaking jobs, some of the owners of property that's to be "occupied", or owners of homes that become ad hoc "safe houses" might take matters into their own hands. This is going to be ugly. I feel for the next Reginald Denny.

Posted by: Havedash at November 21, 2014 05:33 PM (G1XMn)

89 Why did Stalin hate Lenin? Was Lenin not communist enough for Stalin?

The ideology isn't the goal, it's the excuse.



C"ontrol is the goal, is the goal, is the goal"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:33 PM (zESFM)

90
Wait.

Are you saying communism is only a ruse orchestrated by those who want total domination over a nation?

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 21, 2014 05:33 PM (dL71y)

91 90

Are you saying communism is only a ruse orchestrated by those who want total domination over a nation?


Communism, obamanism, same same.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2014 05:36 PM (3B+O8)

92 Highlights from today's presser:
** Police will allow protest mob "to occupy larger and more disruptive spaces than would normally be tolerated."
** Safe houses will be considered "sacred ground."
** Excessive force and other forms of "police misconduct" will not be tolerated.
** Intimidation and harassment "of protesters" will not be tolerated.


Dems acting like it's a game.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:36 PM (zESFM)

93 "I feel for the next Reginald Denny."

I suspect that at least among professional truck drivers, there isn't going to be another Reginald Denny.

They're going to look at the mob in front of them blocking the way, and carefully consider which pedal to step on, and then recall poor Denny getting his skull smashed with a brick while the mob danced and cheered around him.

And the consideration phase will come to a close.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 05:36 PM (noWW6)

94 MUMR cut it out.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 21, 2014 05:37 PM (3B+O8)

95 Are you saying communism is only a ruse
orchestrated by those who want total
domination over a nation?



Werd.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:37 PM (zESFM)

96 "Welcome To Jamaica"
--Just the punchline

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:22 PM (zESFM)


Not Sas. It actually says Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 21, 2014 05:37 PM (HRo7B)

97 Are you saying communism is only a ruse orchestrated by those who want total domination over a nation? all of mankind.

---------------------------

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2014 05:40 PM (KFdZd)

98 Derp

Posted by: MUMR at November 21, 2014 05:42 PM (G/NXs)

99 Will LE in Ferguson allow public sodomy?

Posted by: Friends ask at November 21, 2014 05:42 PM (XzRw1)

100 Good work Andy.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 21, 2014 04:53 PM (wVWRM)

A sentence that doesn't quite work.

Posted by: Brandon Finnigan, John Ekdahl and the DD Volunteers, sharpening knives at November 21, 2014 05:43 PM (+Pdey)

101 How fcuked up do you have to be to keep posting to a blog knowing that your comment will last but a few seconds before getting zapped?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2014 05:43 PM (KFdZd)

102 Will LE in Ferguson allow public sodomy?
Posted by: Friends ask at November 21, 2014 05:42 PM


Stick with San Francisco.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2014 05:44 PM (knoK7)

103 Just ignore MUMR.

The ban hammer has his number.

His idiocy goes away very, very quickly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2014 05:44 PM (Zu3d9)

104
Test? must be rush hour.
Not even beer thirty yet here inNorth Mexico.

Posted by: wth in CA at November 21, 2014 05:45 PM (wAQA5)

105 I suspect that at least among professional truck drivers, there isn't going to be another Reginald Denny.

They're going to look at the mob in front of them blocking the way, and carefully consider which pedal to step on, and then recall poor Denny getting his skull smashed with a brick while the mob danced and cheered around him.

And the consideration phase will come to a close.



Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 05:36 PM (noWW6)



I sincerely hope you are right. But the downside will be that that poor trucker will then be prosecuted to the full illegality of Hussein's law. Still, better judged by 12 than carried by 6...

Posted by: Havedash at November 21, 2014 05:45 PM (G1XMn)

106 Welcome to Furgadishu.

Posted by: Havedash at November 21, 2014 05:46 PM (G1XMn)

107 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 05:50 PM (zESFM)

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